SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

[3rdStringPG]

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC:

 

- We've got one more week of shows remaining for July, and one more new qualifier (predicts at least two thirds of the shows per month) for the July prediction game. And boy, we've got a close race for the lead. Flaviooooo takes it by scoring perfect for Week 3 July (thanks to the bonus), but we've also got Croquemitaine at second and still with a chance at a three-peat, and kingdracon at third, as he was the only one who got both bonus questions right.

 

1. flaviooooo - 40/53, 75% (+6/7, 7/7, +1)

2. Croquemitaine - 39/53, 74% (+5/7, 5/7, +1)

3. kingdracon - 23.5/32, 73% (+6/7, 5/7, +2)

The Lloyd - 10/14, 71%

4. Midnightnick - 36.5/53, 69% (+4/7, 5/7, +1)

5. Rickymex - 35.5/53, 67% (+5/7, 5/7)

6. Oregano Jensen - 34/53, 64% (+6/7, 6/7, +1)

Astil - 16/25, 64% (+4/7, 6/7)

7. Psycho Sam - 31/53, 58% (+4/7, 3/7, +1)

8. MichiganHewo - 20/39, 51%

 

- Astil, just caught your comments on Frehley's in-game character. Much appreciated! As a tweenerish face, I had sought to make him a cross between Stone Cold Steve Austin and GTA San Andreas' Sweet Johnson, but somehow he still came out as unlikable. But now that he's a heel, I can fully focus on his negative qualities...

- Yes, I am aware Valiant and Des Davids have poor chemistry, so expect a third man to join them for the North American title match at Welcome to the Jungle.

- The setup for the U.S. title was done in such a way where one of at least three midcard feuds can be focused on at Welcome to the Jungle - either a continuation of the Taylor vs Ino feud, Chris Morrisette vs John Anderson or the Bumfholes' family feud, or maybe Ino vs someone else. With Taylor and The Zim out of the equation, we shall see whether it will be Anderson vs Morrisette or Ino vs Randy B. in the finals. As such, expect either the return of Lobster Warrior or Randy Bumfhole adopting a more edgy character in preparation for the sports entertainment-hating Kobra...

- Also, I'm really enjoying writing John Anderson's character. We should see him do more in coming weeks and not just focus on C-Mo, as he continues playing the SWF's Devil's Advocate.

- Sometimes I marvel at how many active tag teams as of January 2013 have since broken up, or are about to break up. The Pain Alliance. The Amazing Bumfholes. The All-Americans. Are The Platinum Blondes next? I might as well say that Freddy Garcia's contract will be up in a few months, and that I'm planning to bring Donnie J in as Jimmy Prudence's new tag team partner. Poor Freddy. He's got solid entertainment skills, but physically, he's in time decline.

- And will The Can't Miss Prospects disband soon? Not through internal conflict they won't. Marc DuBois has been busted twice on drugs and a third strike means he's history. Furthermore, his contract's also close to expiring (not within 30 days yet), and even if he stays clean, I have reservations about re-signing him...

[3rdStringPG]

OOC - And predictions for Week 4 July are now open! Unlike the usual tournament setup, I've changed things up a bit and will be trying face vs face and heel vs heel for the U.S. title semifinals...

 

SWF Supreme TV

Illinois State Park

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

 

 

Frederique Garcia vs Steve Frehley

Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage - non-title match

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn - non-title match

Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title

The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar

 

 

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum

Sunday, July 28, 2013

 

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title

Ben Casey vs Spencer Spade © - non-title match

Frankie Perez vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

Greg Black vs A-Prime

Jack Giedroyc vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

James Prudence vs Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

The Awesomeness vs The Can't Miss Prospects

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)

 

A) Paradox

B) Paranoia

C) Paradigm

 

 

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?

 

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)

E) A & C

F) B & C

G) A & D

H) B & D

I) A & B

J) C & D

[Rickymex]

Frederique Garcia vs Steve Frehley

Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage - non-title match

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn - non-title match

Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title

The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar

 

 

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum

Sunday, July 28, 2013

 

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title

Ben Casey vs Spencer Spade

Frankie Perez vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

Greg Black vs A-Prime

Jack Giedroyc vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

James Prudence vs Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

The Awesomeness vs The Can't Miss Prospects

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)

 

A) Paradox

B) Paranoia

C) Paradigm

 

 

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?

 

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)

E) A & C

F) B & C

G) A & D

H) B & D

I) A & B

J) C & D

[Psycho Sam]

SWF Supreme TV

Illinois State Park

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

 

 

Frederique Garcia vs Steve Frehley

Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage - non-title match

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn - non-title match

Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title

The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar

 

 

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum

Sunday, July 28, 2013

 

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)

HOLY CRAP THERE IS A PART THREE...oh...wait, it's Ernest Youngman.

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title

Ben Casey vs Spencer Spade

Frankie Perez vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

Greg Black vs A-Prime

Jack Giedroyc vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

James Prudence vs Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

The Awesomeness vs The Can't Miss Prospects

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)

 

A) Paradox

B) Paranoia

C) Paradigm

 

 

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?

 

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)

E) A & C

F) B & C

G) A & D

H) B & D

I) A & B

J) C & D

[flaviooooo]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Illinois State Park</p><p>

Tuesday, July 23, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frederique Garcia vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Roger Cage - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs Food Porn - non-title match</p><p>

Chris Morrisette vs <strong>Randy Bumfhole</strong> - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p>

John Anderson vs <strong>Koshiro Ino</strong> - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title</p><p>

The Allied Forces vs <strong>The Almighty Dollar</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

North Carolina Biker Museum</p><p>

Sunday, July 28, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)</p><p>

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, <strong>Darryl Devine,</strong> El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title</p><p>

Ben Casey vs<strong> Spencer Spade ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez</strong> vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson</p><p>

<strong>Greg Black</strong> vs A-Prime</p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc </strong>vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

James Prudence vs <strong>Squeeky McClean</strong> - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

The Awesomeness vs <strong>The Can't Miss Prospects</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Paradox</strong></p><p><strong>

B) Paranoia</strong></p><p>

C) Paradigm</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)</p><p>

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)</p><p>

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)</p><p>

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)</p><p>

E) A & C</p><p>

F) B & C</p><p>

G) A & D</p><p>

H) B & D</p><p>

<strong>I) A & B</strong></p><p>

J) C & D</p>

[Astil]

<p>Let's chat about Adam Smithers. He's a sleazy plot progressing moron. And I hate him. KP should stay far away from that man. Talk over. </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Illinois State Park</p><p>

Tuesday, July 23, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frederique Garcia vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Roger Cage - non-title match</p><p>

Hero Squad © vs <strong>Food Porn</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Chris Morrisette </strong>vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title </p><p>

<strong>John Anderson </strong>vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p>

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs<strong> Nicky Champion</strong> - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title</p><p>

The Allied Forces vs <strong>The Almighty Dollar</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

North Carolina Biker Museum</p><p>

Sunday, July 28, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

The Eisen Entourage</strong> vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)</p><p>

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two,<strong> Roger Cage</strong>) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title</p><p>

Ben Casey vs <strong>Spencer Spade ©</strong> - non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez</strong> vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson</p><p>

<strong>Greg Black </strong>vs A-Prime</p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc</strong> vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

James Prudence vs <strong>Squeeky McClean</strong> - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness</strong> vs The Can't Miss Prospects</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Paradox</strong></p><p><strong>

B) Paranoia</strong></p><p><strong>

C) Paradigm</strong></p><p> </p><p>

All three are <strong>GOLD</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)</p><p>

<strong>B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)</strong></p><p>

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)</p><p>

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)</p><p>

E) A & C</p><p>

F) B & C</p><p>

G) A & D</p><p>

H) B & D</p><p>

I) A & B</p><p>

J) C & D</p>

[Midnightnick]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Illinois State Park</p><p>

Tuesday, July 23, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frederique Garcia vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Roger Cage - non-title match</p><p>

Hero Squad © vs <strong>Food Porn </strong>- non-title match</p><p>

<strong>Chris Morrisette</strong> vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title </p><p>

John Anderson vs<strong> Koshiro Ino</strong> - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title</p><p>

The Allied Forces vs <strong>The Almighty Dollar</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

North Carolina Biker Museum</p><p>

Sunday, July 28, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong> vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)</p><p>

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, <strong>Lenny Brown</strong>, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title</p><p>

Ben Casey vs <strong>Spencer Spade © </strong>- non-title match</p><p>

Frankie Perez vs<strong> Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson</strong></p><p>

Greg Black vs <strong>A-Prime</strong></p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc</strong> vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

James Prudence vs <strong>Squeeky McClean</strong> - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness</strong> vs The Can't Miss Prospects</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)</p><p> </p><p>

A) Paradox</p><p>

<strong>B) Paranoia</strong></p><p><strong>

C) Paradigm</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)</p><p>

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)</p><p>

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)</p><p>

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)</p><p>

E) A & C</p><p>

F) B & C</p><p>

G) A & D</p><p>

<strong>H) B & D</strong></p><p>

I) A & B</p><p>

J) C & D</p>

[Croquemitaine]

SWF Supreme TV

 

Frederique Garcia vs Steve Frehley

Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn

Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole

John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Nicky Champion

The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar

 

 

SWF Uprising

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage)

Ben Casey vs Spencer Spade ©

Frankie Perez vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

Greg Black vs A-Prime

Jack Giedroyc vs John Greed

James Prudence vs Squeeky McClean

The Awesomeness vs The Can't Miss Prospects

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)

 

A) Paradox

B) Paranoia

C) Paradigm

 

 

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?

 

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)

E) A & C

F) B & C

G) A & D

H) B & D

I) A & B

J) C & D

[Big Roguey]

Excellent run of shows 3rdString. Loving John Anderson who seems to be some sort of Human Arsenal of Lies and Deception.

 

SWF Supreme TV

Illinois State Park

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

 

 

Frederique Garcia vs Steve Frehley

Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage - non-title match

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn - non-title match

Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title

The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar

 

 

SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum

Sunday, July 28, 2013

 

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title

Ben Casey vs Spencer Spade © - non-title match

Frankie Perez vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson

Greg Black vs A-Prime

Jack Giedroyc vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

James Prudence vs Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match

The Awesomeness vs The Can't Miss Prospects

 

 

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)

 

A) Paradox

B) Paranoia

C) Paradigm

 

 

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?

 

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)

E) A & C

F) B & C

G) A & D

H) B & D

I) A & B

J) C & D

[Oregano Jensen]

<p>OOC - And predictions for Week 4 July are now open! Unlike the usual tournament setup, I've changed things up a bit and will be trying face vs face and heel vs heel for the U.S. title semifinals...</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Illinois State Park</p><p>

Tuesday, July 23, 2013</p><p> </p><p>

Frederique Garcia vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<em>What's next for Garcia? I don't know, but it's not beating Steve Frehley.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> © vs Roger Cage - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Now I'm wondering if anyone has ever pushed Roger Cage, in a promotion of any level. Everything about the guy just screams lower midcard -- I think it's the picture, mostly. Looking out over those sunglasses like, "Hey, you know I get by, right? But maybe you could throw me a win or two against a jobber? Great -- I owe you one..."</em></p><p> </p><p>

Hero Squad © vs <strong>Food Porn</strong> - non-title match</p><p> </p><p>

<em>Has to be non-title for a reason... and while Ginsberg has no business challenging for a title, Zimmy is real enough to make this semi-plausible. The Agency still has many ways to pull shenanigans.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Chris Morrisette </strong>vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p>

<strong>John Anderson</strong> vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title</p><p> </p><p>

<em>I'm calling it now: Morrisette bends the rules, gets into the final, but Anderson was using him all along, and double-crosses him to take the belt.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<em>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</em><em>[/b]</em><em> vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Both of these guys could very easily earn this title. Gilmore is just that one tick better in the ring.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

The Allied Forces vs </em><em><strong>The Almighty Dollar</strong></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>On paper, this is a less interesting match than the last one. Then again, it's not face vs. face, so maybe that's why it's here.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

SWF Uprising</em></p><p><em>

North Carolina Biker Museum</em></p><p><em>

Sunday, July 28, 2013</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong></em><em> vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Part... Three? Even the Parts Unknown aren't bringing their A-team to this one.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, </em><em><strong>Glenn Casey</strong></em><em>, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>I am almost definitely wrong, but KC Glenn getting repackaged is a good sign for him.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

Ben Casey vs </em><em><strong>Spencer Spade</strong></em><em> © - non-title match</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Well, unless Glenn Casey is supposed to be tag partners with Ben Casey. That would be... less good.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>Frankie Perez</strong></em><em> vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Here's that jobber I heard about! Big jobber!</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>Greg Black</strong></em><em> vs A-Prime</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>High Concept is adrift, but there's no way Black loses to the bodyguard of a team that's probably lower than his own.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>Jack Giedroyc</strong></em><em> vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Giedroyc's a good one.</em></em></p><p><em><em>

</em></em></p><p><em>

James Prudence </em><em><strong>vs</strong></em><em> Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>No clocks are beat this time.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

The Awesomeness vs </em><em><strong>The Can't Miss Prospects</strong></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Awesomeness can't buy a bucket.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>A) Paradox</strong></em></p><p><em>

B) Paranoia</em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>C) Paradigm</strong></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>This is SWF, and I'm answering questions about the Paratroopers.</em></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?</em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)</em></p><p><em>

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)</em></p><p><em>

</em><em><strong>F) B & C</strong></em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em>

</em><em><em>Third man in the North American match will be decided on Uprising. With Gilmore/Champion facing off for that spot on Supreme TV, and Rich Money in action in the main event, it seems like a perfect time to get that one explained too.</em></em></p>

[Rickymex]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Oregano Jensen" data-cite="Oregano Jensen" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>Now I'm wondering if anyone has ever pushed Roger Cage, in a promotion of any level. Everything about the guy just screams lower midcard -- I think it's the picture, mostly. Looking out over those sunglasses like, "Hey, you know I get by, right? But maybe you could throw me a win or two against a jobber? Great -- I owe you one..."</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=524520" rel="external nofollow">He's getting pushed in 20LEgend's Last Day of Strong diary.</a> I'm also sure he has gotten a push in previous /nycw diaries.</p>

[kingdracon]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Illinois State Park</p><p>

Tuesday, July 23, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frederique Garcia vs <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce ©</strong> vs Roger Cage - non-title match <em>Squash.</em></p><p>

<strong>Hero Squad ©</strong> vs Food Porn - non-title match <em>Hero Squad!</em></p><p>

<strong>Chris Morrisette</strong> vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title <em>I'm picking an Anderson/Morrisette final, so gotta go with Chris here.</em></p><p>

<strong>John Anderson</strong> vs Koshiro Ino - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title <em>See above.</em></p><p>

<strong>Tom "Angry" Gilmore</strong> vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title <em>Money interferes and costs Nicky, prolonging their feud.</em></p><p>

The Allied Forces vs <strong>The Almighty Dollar</strong> <em>Through shenanigans.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

North Carolina Biker Museum</p><p>

Sunday, July 28, 2013</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Eisen Entourage</strong> vs The Parts Unknown (Part One and Part Three)</p><p>

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, <strong>El Duque Nicolas</strong>, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title <em>He got talking time last week.</em></p><p>

Ben Casey vs <strong>Spencer Spade ©</strong> - non-title match <em>Squash.</em></p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez</strong> vs Sandy (Bull Wrecker) Erickson</p><p>

Greg Black vs <strong>A-Prime</strong> <em>Probably wrong, but why not make Allen look strong?</em></p><p>

<strong>Jack Giedroyc </strong>vs John Greed - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match <em>Both this and the match below are tough to call, but I'd love to see a Jack/Squeeky feud down the line.</em></p><p>

James Prudence <strong>vs</strong> Squeeky McClean - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match <em>Doesn't beat the clock.</em></p><p>

The Awesomeness vs <strong>The Can't Miss Prospects</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which two of the Paratroopers will be signed to do jobs for the month of August? (One correct guess = 0.5 points)</p><p> </p><p>

A) Paradox</p><p>

<strong>B) Paranoia</strong></p><p>

<strong>C) Paradigm</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these Welcome to the Jungle matches will have its stipulation confirmed on Supreme TV and/or Uprising?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Jack Bruce vs Steve Frehley (World Heavyweight)</p><p>

B) Gilmore/Champion vs Rich Money (Supreme Heavyweight)</p><p>

C) Valiant vs Des Davids vs ?????? (North American)</p><p>

D) Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (World Tag Team)</p><p>

<strong>E) A & C</strong></p><p>

F) B & C</p><p>

G) A & D</p><p>

H) B & D</p><p>

I) A & B</p><p>

J) C & D</p>

[3rdStringPG]

He's getting pushed in 20LEgend's Last Day of Strong diary. I'm also sure he has gotten a push in previous /nycw diaries.

 

Yes indeed. He and Captain Atomic are the top contenders for Nicky Champion's USPW World title in that diary.

 

Excellent run of shows 3rdString. Loving John Anderson who seems to be some sort of Human Arsenal of Lies and Deception.

 

Thanks! Anderson was actually supposed to be Human ArSINal, but poor chemistry with Emma Chase put a kibosh on that.

 

Let's chat about Adam Smithers. He's a sleazy plot progressing moron. And I hate him. KP should stay far away from that man. Talk over.

 

He's the epitome of Hollywood sleaze...except he's too low-budget even for the likes of Roger Corman and Golan and Globus. And no, KP doesn't like him that much.

 

With a little luck, Supreme TV will be up tomorrow, but let's check out one backstage segment (make that band rehearsal studio segment) before we move on to the show. Making one last call for predictions!

 

 

"Klubbin' is Groovy"

 

 

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Pop the Cherry Rehearsal/Recording Studio, Chicago, IL

4:50 p.m.

 

 

Our Thursday practice was cancelled, as Remmy didn't have enough money for the studio, but his stepdad paid back some debts over the weekend, and here he was, hanging out in the Windy City and having flown here on his own dime. Tracy Brendon-Taylor wasn't feeling well, and wasn't with us for this rehearsal session, which meant it was a sausage party. Just the four of us, with no lead guitarist, and free to do as we pleased in the rehearsal studio - fart, burp, use excessive profanity, tell dirty jokes, and of course, play music.

 

We had just finished rehearsing our "Good Day Sunshine/Hold On I'm Comin'" medley,which features Remmy singing the Beatles song and yours truly covering for both Sam and Dave. The instrumental transition between the outro of "Good Day" and the intro of "Hold On" was a tricky one, but we finally got it, and Ash was hilarious and out there as he danced around while playing the bass...or at least trying to. Yes, he still sucked, but at least he was getting better. And even without Tracy for this particular session, we were getting better as a band. And that warranted a nice little break between songs, where we could talk about stuff that went down at the Idealistic Teacher shoot, and keep Remmy posted on the latest locker room news.

 

 

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RemmySkye.jpg

 

 

"Whoa there, we better hear it from the man himself. You mean to tell me, KP, this sleazoid director wants you to show your ass onscreen after your love scene with Lisa Lolita Bowen, then run from an angry Freddy Garcia who's got a rifle and is screamin' at you not to touch his daughter?"

 

"Yeah, that's what he wants. But what I want is this, Remmy. I want MY ASS on the toilet bowl, not wiggling in front of somebody's television set or PC monitor as I run from a 38-year-old man who's playing the father of a 24-year-old woman!" Yes, that was correct. Perhaps as one final favor to Freddy Garcia, whose contract was coming up in a couple months, SWF Studios cast him as "Liz's Father", your typical mid-'60s racist dad who didn't want his high school-age daughter dating no jiggaboo. Freddy could act. He had charisma and could work the stick. But his ring skills were deteriorating and rumor had it he was going to be jobbing it out under his old Frederique Antonio Garcia gimmick as the Platinum Blondes would split amicably.

 

Meanwhile, Remmy was having a good laugh over Smithers' idea to turn me into a Hollywood star by having me show my rear-end on screen. Cam and Ash were laughing too, although they already gave me my fair share of grief during the movie shoot and the Uprising shoot. "KP 'Ass Man' Avatar. Has a nice ring to it, what do you think?"

 

"Ah, screw you, Remmy, I am not showing my buttocks on screen, even if it means a moon push from Richard Eisen himself!"

 

"How's the old man, by the way?", asked Remmy, as he led us outside for a cigarette break - his alone to enjoy while the rest of us sucked in the passive smoke.

 

 

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"A royal pain," offered Ash, as he narrated the story of how Richard Eisen had to be restrained by security during an Uprising commercial break. "During the pre-show, he noticed this dude in the front rows, carrying a sign that said 'April 15 - Just Another Day for Tricky Rick'. And you know what that is, right?"

 

"How the hell should I know?," asked Remmy. "I know April 20's every stoner's favorite day, but April 15?"

 

"Then you're a tax cheat like the old man," shot the silent-but-deadly Cameron Vessey.

 

As Remmy and Cam playfully started punching each other's shoulders and horsing around, Ash continued the story of that unpleasant incident. "So Eisen's biding his time backstage, he's not amped up on coffee like he usually is, and the moment the first commercial break was cued, he confronted the fan and nearly beat the crap outta him. Good thing security quickly dragged him back to the locker room. Looks like the pressure of beating TCW is finally getting to him."

 

"Pressure of beating TCW?", I countered. "We beat 'em week after week. We've gotten all these great young talents, and who do they have to show? Why, just a couple of extra referees, Bubba Lee West, American Elemental and now, Akima Brave. And they didn't even sign Kid Toma as part of the deal. I don't think he's feeling much pressure to beat TCW. To put TCW out of business, maybe, but he knows that takes a lot of time. I think it's just Richard Eisen being an Eisen."

 

Remmy was in the middle of his cigarette when he asked me the next question. By now, Cam was this close to suffocating on the smoke, and while Ash and myself were occasional smokers, we wanted to resume playing and make use of our studio time. "Alright, so we covered Eisen," said Remmy. "Now how about our other buddies backstage? How's Lenny and Spencer?"

 

"They're cool."

 

"The Gauges?"

 

"Still can't tell 'em apart."

 

"Any new guys I haven't seen on TV?"

 

"Ernest Youngman and Eric Sandretti. Youngman's cool, and it looks like creative's got plans for him. For now, he's Part Three. Sandretti, the ex-USPW guy, he's probably part of the Local Jobber Initiative."

 

"Hmmmm...so that's the Blue Mask guy. Ernest Youngman. Next thing you know, they'll be jobbing the High Stakes eliminations out in red and black masks, and.... (snaps fingers) ....you've got the Parts Unknown Rangers. Go, go, Parts Unknown Rangers! Anyway, who's next on the roll call...Roger?"

 

"Klubb."

 

"Get outta here, KP," said Remmy, crushing his cigarette and opening the studio door. "Roger? My roomie ever since you started doing the horizontal Gangnam with Dawn the Cheerleader? That's a laugh, man!"

 

"I'm not kidding, Remmy," I cautioned. "You'll wanna keep an eye on him when you get back to the roster. "When I was vacationing in Detroit, Charlie warned me about him. Told me stuff about Cage being a flake in NYCW, a backstage politician."

 

Remmy still couldn't believe it, but fortunately, Cam was there to possibly corroborate what Charlie had warned me about.

 

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpg

 

 

"KP and his brother are right. Dad was so happy when Roger announced he was packing his bags and heading to Supreme. Yeah, he may seem humble and soft-spoken, but catch him on a bad day and he's trouble. And he also likes to leverage. You know...see if he could get a better push by sucking up to the booking team. Gossip about his fellow workers. He's no Eric Eisen, he's definitely no Big Smack Scott, but I never trusted that guy a hundred percent."

 

Truth be told, I wasn't completely sold on Charlie's suspicions, but hearing those words from Larry Vessey's kid was all I needed to be vigilant as well of the Klubb rookies, not the least former NYCW star Roger Cage.

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Illinois State Park (Great Lakes)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:14px;"> Tuesday, July 23, 2013 (Week 4)</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">DARK MATCHES:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> None.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-size:12px;">SUPREME TV:</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Champion Rants About Money and Gilmore (86/B+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>We kick off tonight's Supreme TV from Illinois State Park as Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Jason Azaria inform the viewers of what they can expect from tonight's show. This includes the second part of Jack Bruce's tribute video as he celebrates being the first five-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Almighty Dollar in tag team action against The Allied Forces, no doubt a result of Rich Money's frame-up of Valiant ahead of Supreme Challenge, Vengeance making his return to Supreme TV as he explains his actions since Supreme Challenge, including his beatdown of Brandon James from last week, the announcement of the Bruce vs Frehley title match stipulation at Welcome to the Jungle, and Angry Gilmore vs Nicky Champion for the Supreme Heavyweight number one contender match. Speaking of Champion, here he is now as he talks about his injury, tonight's match against Gilmore, and his eventual goal of winning Supreme Heavyweight from Rich Money.</em></p><p> </p><p> Champion - Well, how was your weekend, Illinois State Park? (pauses as the crowd enthusiastically welcomes Champion) A great one, I suppose? As for me, Nicky Champion had a lot of celebrating to do with his main man Nate Lee from High Stakes, the talented rapper from Inglewood who calls himself Fro Sure. Not only is Nate Lee shaping up as one of the favorites to win High Stakes' inaugural season, but his single with Nicky Champion, "Indian Reservation (Ojibwe Mix)", has debuted inside the Top 100 of the most recent iTunes charts! Debuted a wee bit higher than Jack Bruce's "Rich with Nothing", might I add, though only time will tell if we join the Cream of the Crop in the Top Ten. But enough about music for the meantime. I'm here to talk about two individuals - my opponent for tonight, Tom "Angry" Gilmore, and the man Nicky Champion will be facing at Welcome to the Jungle once he's through defeating Tom Gilmore, the infamous Moneyman himself, Rich Money.</p><p> </p><p> As you can see, it's open season on Rich Money nowadays. Time was, it was just Jack Bruce and the Men Unda Pressure, fightin' the good fight, not minding as The Almighty Dollar's ranks kept on growing...to the point where they have a babe in the woods straight outta Uprising...and a follically-challenged former SWF Superstar who couldn't do like his dad and rebuild The All-Star Team, so he ended up ridin' the Moneyman's coattails and acting as The Almighty Dollar's executive consultant and coach. It was just Jack, Tom, and on occasion, Nicky Champion. But ever since I was cheated out of Supreme Heavyweight due to a rule that never existed until the 16-or-whatever minute mark of my match with Money at Supreme Challenge...<strong>Nicky Champion realized how badly he wants Supreme Heavyweight. MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!</strong> And Nicky Champion doesn't care if he's still hurt, he doesn't care either if it's open season. Let the likes of Eric Eisen try and fail. Let Tom Gilmore let his anger turn from a gift into a curse, because unlike Remo and Khoklov, Rich Money's actually got this. (points to his head) Pure anger doesn't work on a guy like Money, and it sure as hell doesn't work on the Hawkeye, Nicky Champion, because if you sic your misguided anger on me, <strong>you'll be eatin' a Papoose Piledriver and a Hawkeye Hammer and THAT'LL BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!! UGH!!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> Now let's move on over to you, Rich Money. Nicky Champion can see into your human toolbox that you don't really need, but nonetheless use to your advantage every which way you can. There's Sam Sparrow, also known as the Joey Crawford of the SWF. Or is that the Tim Donaghy of Supreme? Either way, Rich, I'm sure Sammy's been able to move his wife and kids to a bigger place since he started workin' for you. And there's the Commissioner, Barry Bowen, the biggest homer since Simpson, a man best compared to a small-town police chief who makes up laws on the fly while lettin' his high school dropout daughter serve as the county sanitation head. (pauses) Go ahead, Mr. Bowen. Suspend me. Fine me. Do what you want, because this will be the last time you'll be seeing Nicky Champion in action before Welcome to the Jungle, because I have been ORDERED to let this here injury heal up a little more. Nicky Champion shouldn't even be fighting tonight, but he is, and he knows that even with a bum rotator cuff, he can beat Tom Gilmore. That's right. NICKY CHAMPION CAN BEAT TOM GILMORE TONIGHT!!!! HE CAN BEAT RICH MONEY AT WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE AND WIN THE SUPREME HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! You know why, SWF Galaxy? <strong>BECAUSE NICKY CHAMPION!!!! IS MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!</strong></p><p> </p><p> <em>We don't see Rich Money countering the promo as he would often do, but instead, he's in the locker room, getting a massage and tipping the masseuse a hundred dollars. He grins with cocky confidence as the announcers hype the first match of the evening - Steve Frehley versus Frederique Garcia.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Frederique Rants About Frehley (70/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Though Freddy Garcia is still accompanied to the ring by Carl Batch and his Hired Officers of Entertainment and Sexuality, he looks to have reverted to his old gimmick. He doesn't flirt with the H.O.E.S., instead sashaying to the ring as the Kingston Wall's psychedelic rock remake of the Donna Summer classic "I Feel Love" plays in the background. He plays around with his feather boa a bit before cutting a promo against Steve Frehley.</em></p><p> </p><p> F. Garcia - Well, good evening starshine, Illinois State Park, Fabulous Freddy's back on Supreme TV, and boy, it is SMASHING to be going up against that delicious piece of dark chocolate. Oh, did I say dark chocolate? I meant Dark Destroyer, Steve Frehley. My bad, my bad. You see, that's the problem with you, Steve. All that angst, all that beef, and speaking of beef, you know that's my FAVORITE kind of meat. But I digress, Steve. I may love it when you put me in those headlocks...when you go belly-to-belly with Fabulous Freddy...but if you're not careful, you're just gonna be another Romeo left bleeding by Frederique...ANTONIOOOOOOO...Garcia.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Frederique Antonio Garcia (w/Carl Batch) vs Steve Frehley (60/C-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrederiqueGarcia_alt1.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>This is the first time Garcia is getting cheered while working his, uh...flamboyant gimmick, but the cheers are polite at best and they're not enough to help him get enough offense against Frehley aside from some token chops and a hardly-effective legsweep. The match predictably ends as Frehley sets up the Frehley's Comet with a kick to the gut and comes off with the easy, dominating win against the Fabulous One.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Frehley in 4:20</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on Garcia (67/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Wait a minute...didn't this happen last week? Large, angry wrestler beats down on colorful jobber to the stars after his victory. Oh, wait, that was Remo beating down on Robbie Retro. But that time, Remo had something to prove, and that was proving worthy of World championship consideration despite his "dropping the ball" at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. Frehley has nothing to prove here...except that he's the baddest man in Supreme with a message to send to his Welcome to the Jungle opponent, Jack Bruce.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Bowen Announces Stipulation for Frehley vs Bruce (72/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Frehley is in the middle of his post-victory beatdown when Barry Bowen emerges from Aegalaeus Position with an announcement to make regarding the stipulations for the World Heavyweight title match at Welcome to the Jungle.</em></p><p> </p><p> B. Bowen - <strong>HEY!!!!</strong> You've already proved your point, Steve! (pauses as the crowd keeps booing and Frehley keeps beating down on Garcia) I SAID <strong>HEY!!!!</strong> That goes for you, the SWF Galaxy,and you, Steve Frehley! If only I didn't have bigger problems than a loose cannon like you, Steve, I would TAKE YOU OFF THE LINEUP FOR WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE AND SUSPEND YOU WITHOUT PAY!!!</p><p> </p><p> Frehley - Oh yeah, Money-lover? You just try, Bowen. You just try. Y'all just like everyone else in this stinkin' Supreme Wrestling Federation...y'all ain't...</p><p> </p><p> B. Bowen - <strong>SPARE ME THE DETAILS!!!</strong> You say another word and you're off the lineup. (pauses) I actually came out here to announce the stipulation for your match against Jack Bruce at Welcome to the Jungle. Now I've considered whether to save the big one...Tables, Ladders and Chairs...for your match against Jack Bruce, or Rich Money's title defense against the winner of Gilmore vs Champion. But here's the thing about Rich's potential opponents...</p><p> </p><p> Frehley - I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, BOWEN!!!</p><p> </p><p> B. Bowen - It's MISTER Bowen, and I'm being VERY patient with you, Steve. And since you're obviously in a hurry, I'll cut to the chase. The stipulation for the SWF World Heavyweight title match pitting Jack Bruce versus you, Steve Frehley, is the big one. <strong>Tables, Ladders and Chairs.</strong> </p><p> </p><p> Frehley - Is that so, Mr. Bowen?</p><p> </p><p> <em>Looking uncharacteristically calm, Frehley waits for Bowen to return to the locker room before stepping out of the ring and knocking Carl Batch out with a vicious chair shot to the head! He then returns to the ring, the crowd booing their lungs out, and sends Freddy Garcia crashing against the Spanish announce table!</em></p><p> </p><p> Frehley (off-mic) - Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!! THE ONLY THING MISSIN' IS A LADDER!!!!</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Cage Gets Ready (42/D-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RogerCagealt_zpscce7b24a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Jason Azaria spends some time hyping Roger Cage, an Uprising mainstay making his debut on Supreme TV and still every bit the weird "hippie-crite" he's been since joining Supreme. He and Acid light incense in the locker room as a group of underneath rookies - KP Avatar, Cam Vessey and Glenn Casey - walk by. Avatar comments "That is really, really whack" as he and his fellow babyface jabronis look curiously at Cage and Acid (a.k.a. Roger's Little Helper).</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Jack Bruce © vs Roger Cage (w/Acid) - non-title match (66/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RogerCagealt_zpscce7b24a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>And we've got another squash on our hands here, as Jack Bruce replies to Roger Cage's peace sign/handshake combo by starting the match out with the Jack Bruce Flurry. Punch, punch, dance, punch! Cage is able to go on the attack in the middle of the match, thanks to an Acid distraction, but he ends up getting a New York Minute from behind just as he's teasing his finisher, the Make Love Not War/Cage Rage. ONE...TWO...THREE! Welcome to Supreme TV, Roger!</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Bruce in 4:30</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Morrisette and Devine Talk About Anderson (59/D+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrior_alt.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DarrylDevine_alt1-1_zpsb38275a9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Backstage, Chris Morrisette and Man Unda Pressure-in-training Darryl Devine are talking about John Anderson and his persistent cajoling of Morrisette to start employing dirty tactics and revive the Lobster Warrior character.</em></p><p> </p><p> Devine - Hey, Chris.</p><p> </p><p> Morrisette (unenthusiastically) - Darryl. I don't think this is a good time, man. </p><p> </p><p> Devine - What's the matter, Chris? Has that Anderson guy been getting at you again? The guy's nuts, man. Going around in a trenchcoat and shades, telling people to do bad things...you know you're better than that, Chris! You don't need guys like that.</p><p> </p><p> Morrisette - And how would you know? You aren't even part of the Men Unda Pressure.</p><p> </p><p> Devine - Yeah, but I might be soon. Don't really get to wrestle much, what with the band back in Seattle...</p><p> </p><p> Morrisette (interrupting) - Maybe you want to focus on your music and focus on your qualifier for Shooting Star number one contender next Monday. I'll handle things on my own.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Morrisette walks away, obviously in a very pensive mood, as Devine is left standing there, brushed off by one of Jack Bruce's closest friends in storyline. Devine stays where he is for a few seconds, until a man wearing shades and a trenchcoat approaches him...</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> Anderson - Hi, Darryl. We haven't been formally introduced, but I'm John Anderson. (pauses) How shall I say this...Chris is my pet project. And we've been talking. Ever since he took off that lobster mask, Chris has been floundering. Struggling. Unable to get a break. And it's all because he's been trying too hard to please everyone. But not anymore, Darryl. Have you ever seen a lobster disregard the rules and regulations of professional wrestling? Well, you might soon. You have kids?</p><p> </p><p> Devine - My girlfriend has one. Eight years old. Used to be a big Lobby fan.</p><p> </p><p> Anderson - Used to. USED to. What happened...Lobby too wholesome? Lobby turned into boring old Christopher from Steeltown? Tell your girlfriend's kid that things are gonna be a lit-tle different going forward. (winks his eye) And you may wanna take some of my advice too, Darryl. Strip club tonight? (pulls out his wallet and shows a V.I.P. card) When the girlfriend's away, Darryl Devine will play.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Devine looks at the V.I.P. card - a flimsy, cheap-looking piece of cardboard - and rips it up, before walking away and leaving Anderson seemingly unconcerned. Up next, it's Hero Squad vs Food Porn in non-title tag team action, which can be inferred by the sound of Captain Atomic yelling in the background...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Hero Squad © vs Food Porn (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) - non-title match (56/D+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AshCampbell_alt_zpscc3618ed.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>It's been some time since we've seen Food Porn in action, and the occasional pairing of Asher Ginsberg and The Zim doesn't look the least bit rusty, expertly double-teaming Hero Squad and making sure one man isn't able to tag the other - for the most part, it's Jungle Lord taking the beating. After a hot tag sends Captain Atomic and The Zim in, the bastard child of Jim Force and the Incredible Hulk starts going nuts on both The Zim and Ginsberg, and pops the crowd when he stops Easy Emma from stripteasing by screaming in her face. Atomic blasts The Zim with the Mushroom Cloud and looks ready to win it when </em><em><strong>Mainstream, Stevie and A-Prime all charge the ring and beat down on members of both teams!</strong></em><em> As Ric Young frantically calls for the bell for the double-DQ, A-Prime smashes the Foreign Object of Desire (framed photo of the Partay Dudez) on Captain Atomic, leaving him down and out with a cut above his right eye.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNERS</strong> - Nobody. Double disqualification at 7:06 due to interference from the 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - The Allied Forces and Eisen Argue (74/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Valiant and Jack Giedroyc are in the ring following the earlier schmozz, and Peter Michaels hypes this as Valiant's explanation of what transpired after the Supreme TV that preceded Supreme Challenge XXXIII. Duane Fry calls this "bathroom break time", as nobody wants to hear an All-American hypocrite like Valiant go emo on the SWF Galaxy about how his girlfriend and manager left him for someone like Squeeky McClean who keeps his body pure.</em></p><p> </p><p> Valiant - Rich Money and The Almighty Dollar are right. Even after winning the North American title, I am not a happy man. Who would be happy when your girlfriend leaves you...when your girlfriend who also happens to be your manager leaves you just because you're human? And that's what I was on the Tuesday night after-party following the July 9 Supreme TV. Human. When I joined the Supreme Wrestling Federation, I was all about upholding the American way and drumming up support for our flag, our country, the United States of America. (pauses as the crowd lets out a small "USA! USA!" cheer) But nowhere in our Constitution does it say that a citizen of the U.S.A., particularly one who upholds patriotism and honor like I do, should be begrudged an occasional beer or two. Yes, SWF Galaxy, I was drinking, but <strong>I was not drunk.</strong> I never advertised myself as a teetotaler, hence I don't deserve to be hanged in effigy as someone who isn't a man of his words. As for Carl Batch's ladies of the night, let it be known that I was being friendly. There's a fine line between being friendly and flirty, just as what Rich Money and Squeeky McClean want to imply, and I don't think I crossed it.</p><p> </p><p> Giedroyc - What Rich Money showed you at Supreme Challenge XXXIII wasn't just an invasion of our privacy. It was a Hard Copy-esque twisting of facts, a sensationalist attempt to undermine YOUR North American Champion. And in the end, it cost my friend the woman he loves, and the woman who has helped guide him up the ladder for most of the past four years.</p><p> </p><p> Valiant - And that's why we accepted this match against The Almighty Dollar, Rich Money and Remo, despite the overwhelming odds. We fight for honor and truth, and tonight, we're fighting for the latter in particular. I told you my side of the story, and whether you in the SWF Galaxy want to believe it or not, that's not my main concern. My main concern...OUR main concern is working together to upset The Almighty Dollar, and Hannah, if you're listening, it's also your choice if you want to believe me...or if you want to remain enchanted, for lack of a better word, by that straight-edge hypocrite Squeeky McClean.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Valiant and Giedroyc's promo is interrupted by the sounds of Econoline Crush's "Surefire (Never Enough)" - Eric Eisen is now walking to ringside, flanked by his Entourage, and he seems to have a proposal for The Allied Forces.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen - The sound of a pin dropping. The sound of crickets chirping. Twineballs rolling, one hand clapping, just as Paul Simon and what's-his-name said in the days of Christian Faith's entry into senior citizenship, <strong>the sound of silence.</strong> That's what I hear when Valiant and Jack Giedroyc, The Allied Snore-ces, grab a mic each and start bitchin' and whinin' to a crowd that couldn't give two s---s.</p><p> </p><p> Giedroyc - What brings you here, Eisen? Is it that Occupy SWF movement of yours? Much as I don't like Rich Money, I hafta agree with that wanker. You're irrelevant. A has-been. A former World Heavyweight Champion who can't even get close to touching the big ones these days...</p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen - Touching the TWO big ones? Oh, me and my Entourage, we're gonna do a lot of that at the club tonight. </p><p> </p><p> Valiant - That's not what Jack meant, Eric, so stop being a smart aleck and say your piece.</p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen (impersonating The Joker) - Why so serious, Valiant? (returning to normal voice) Man, you've been all business since gettin' that haircut. But anyway, I came here to offer my services against Rich Money, given that Hannah left you for being a boring hypocrite who starts canoodling with Carl Batch's women after one lousy bottle of beer. Let's face it. Tonight's main event is gonna be a snoozefest, regardless of who wins or loses, assuming you push forward against The Almighty Dollar. What you need, Valiant, to make sure those butts don't leave their seats, is a Supreme Iconoclast like myself, Eric Eisen. People pay attention when I wrestle, and they pay even more attention when I speak. You don't have to join the Entourage. We don't even have to be friends. But I care for the SWF Galaxy, and if you feel the same way, you'll want to give Tea and Crumpets the night off and let me help you against that cartoon supervillain businessman Rich Money and his dopey sidekick Remo. </p><p> </p><p> Giedroyc - I'll have you know, Eisen, that while we may not be gunnin' for any tag titles these days, we honor our commitments as a tag team, and if ever one of us gets hurt and can't compete, <strong>YOU are the last person we'd be turnin' to.</strong> </p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen (laughing) - I was talking to Valiant, not his equally snooze-inducing buddy who refers to soccer as football. (to Valiant) Whaddaya think, Val? I can help you win back Hannah if we work together. Most of all, I can help you make tonight's main event something people will be talking about when they leave the arena. I'm sure Winston Churchill over there's gonna understand...</p><p> </p><p> Valiant - One word, Eric. And I'm sure Jack agrees with me on this. (pauses for effect) NO. If you've got issues with Rich Money, sort 'em out on your own time. Not ours.</p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen - You've made yourselves a terrible, terrible mistake, Allied Snore-ces. </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Morrisette Gets Ready (62/C-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>As Chris Morrisette walks towards the ring, the announcers explain why we're going face vs face, heel vs heel tonight in the U.S. title semis. According to Peter Michaels, Barry and Lisa Bowen rearranged the brackets due to the contentious argument Morrisette and Randy Bumfhole had after the former's win over The Zim at Uprising - Morrisette resented Bumfhole running in to attack his brother, and for C-Mo, that had cheapened his advancing to the semifinal stage for the new United States title.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Chris Morrisette vs Randy Bumfhole - Semifinal Match for SWF United States Title (66/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrior_alt.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>It's a babyface match for the first of two U.S. title final spots, as the new belt's championship match will be held at Welcome to the Jungle. The Zim is joining Peter Michaels and Duane Fry for commentary in this match, and throughout the match he disparages both Morrisette ("Evil Lobby") and his brother Randy ("the real Nowhere Man"), not seeming to care about who wins or loses. As usual, Morrisette is real heavy with the rest holds, while Bumfhole puts his athleticism to good use and even launches a reverse DDT neckbreaker on C-Mo that leads to a cover at 4:30. At 6:00, The Zim stands up as both men in the ring trade punches and blows, and with Randy climbing the top rope for one of his flying maneuvers, The Zim enters the ring, not to shake Randy off the ropes but to bash Morrisette with the Chase Briefcase! Jez McArthuer rings the bell and gives Morrisette the DQ win, as The Zim does a number on his brother, also with the Chase Briefcase as a foreign object.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Morrisette in 6:48 via DQ. Chris Morrisette to fight for vacant SWF United States title at Welcome to the Jungle.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Ino Rants About Morrisette (68/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In a bit, we'll be seeing Koshiro Ino and John Anderson do the reverse and fight heel vs heel for the second U.S. title match slot at Welcome to the Jungle, but in this backstage interview with Jason Azaria, the Kobra seems more inclined towards ranting about Morrisette and continuing to call himself undefeated.</em></p><p> </p><p> Azaria - Well, what can I say? That certainly wasn't how Chris Morrisette wanted to pick up the win, but as the saying goes, a win is a win, and Morrisette will be headed to Welcome to the Jungle as one of the competitors for the new United States championship. The other man to face him, ironically, may be a foreigner, and I'm with him backstage right now. Koshiro Ino, it is my pleasure to speak with you tonight, as you prepare for your match against John Anderson. (flashes a knowing wink and references an old TCW feud pitting Ino vs The Machines) Sounds like a familiar matchup, doesn't it?</p><p> </p><p> Ino - I refuse to comment on any previous history with John Anderson except that I beat him. Not once, but twice, but multiple times, as I show Anderson that puroresu will always defeat what you Americans refer to as wrestling. Or should I say, Sports Entertainment.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - Given that you had recently lost your first SWF match after a long undefeated streak...</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Excuse me?</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - You lost your first match in Supreme a couple weeks back. Joshua Taylor and High Concept versus you and Biggz in Japan. On Uprising.</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Allow me to correct you, ignorant American. I did not lose match on Uprising. <strong>Bart-San did.</strong> I have never been pinned in Supreme, therefore I remain undefeated. And will remain undefeated against John Anderson, and at Welcome to the Jungle, that lobster man Anderson keep pestering. All the same to me. Devil's advocates, lobster men, men of a thousand facts. (spits on the floor) It's SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT CRAP and I want no part in it.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - Okay, undefeated in singles.</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Undefeated, PERIOD.</p><p> </p><p> Azaria - In any case, Koshiro, are you concerned about what Chris Morrisette may have in store for you at Welcome to the Jungle, should you defeat John Anderson?</p><p> </p><p> Ino - Lobster man, working man, what does it matter? When all said and done, Chris Morrisette, an American like yourself, will be victim of irony and victim of his own sports entertainment crap. They call it the United States title, and since none of you Americans are worthy to wear that belt around your waist, it but fitting the winner hail from the Land of the Rising Sun. It's coming, Jason. The fall of sports entertainment crap as I, Koshiro "Kobra" Ino, the Ambassador of Puroresu, take a bite out of your second-rate imitation of wrestling. Hsssssss....</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Bruce Tribute Video (84/B+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>This is the second part of Jack Bruce's tribute video in commemoration of his being a five-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, and after the interviews with his parents and brother, we now have more people offering their Jack Bruce stories and telling the SWF Galaxy about how the young Jack Smith grew up to become the Cream of the Crop as a wrestler....and a million-selling recording artist in the heavy metal scene.</em></p><p> </p><p> Narrator - At the age of 16, Jack Bruce, then known under his real name, decided that he had had enough with school, and dropped out of Longwood High School after barely completing the 11th grade. At that time, he was part of a band called Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution, a New Wave of British Heavy Metal-influenced band that mostly did covers, but also snuck in a few original compositions.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Two of Bruce's long-time friends and bandmates, Kyle Dale and Jimmy Diaz, are next to be interviewed for the tribute video. Also getting interviewed here are former bandmates Roy Cook and Todd Martin, and Piledriver School of Wrestling trainers Pistol Pete Hall and Lee Wright.</em></p><p> </p><p> Dale (identified as "Kyle Dale - childhood friend, Jack Bruce Band drummer") - Me and Jack, we go back all the way to elementary school. And when we were like 12 or somethin', I was the first person he approached to play the drums. There was another guy in school who played the drums, but he was a bully. Jack didn't fraternize with bullies. That's why he forced me to learn the drums in any which way I can. I sure played like s--- at first, but there's a reason why I've been his bandmate for most of the past 28 years. He believed in me. And he trusts me. If you're a good guy, a no-BS guy, a straight shooter, you've got a friend for life in Jack Bruce.</p><p> </p><p> Diaz (identified as "Jimmy Diaz - childhood friend, Jack Bruce Band bassist) - Jack went through lead guitarists like Spinal Tap went through drummers. But Kyle and myself, we've been part of Jack's bands for ages...Kyle since '85 or '86, me since 1989. See, Jack had just dropped out of school, and we were pretty tight. (pauses as we see photos of Jack as a mullet-headed high school wrestler and reserve football quarterback) He was in the football and wrestling teams with me, and when Jack dropped out, he convinced me to, you know, stop the dilettante act and focus on the bass. By 1990, I'd gotten kicked outta both wrestling and football, and I dropped out with just a few credits remaining. Jack was like the Pied Piper, man, but it was all good. We're livin' it up now, and if I didn't follow Jack's example, I'd probably be an auto mechanic or somethin'. Menial jobs, you know?</p><p> </p><p> Narrator - It was a struggle for Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution, Jack's band since 1988, as they lived on Top Ramen and hotdogs and found themselves often worrying about how to pay the rent or where to park their beat-up communal van if they'd get evicted. Band members had to take menial day jobs, but for Jack, his idea of a day job was wrestling. And just like learning how to play the guitar, Jack had to start from square one and get a proper education in the squared circle. That's where Pistol Pete Hall's Piledriver School of Wrestling came in.</p><p> </p><p> Hall (identified as "Pistol Pete Hall, veteran wrestler, former Piledriver School of Wrestling head trainer") - Jack was only 17 back then. Really skinny, hair up to his ass, didn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch. But he had the money to pay for the training, and he learned really well in our Northeast branch, where Lee Wright was handlin' things.</p><p> </p><p> Wright (identified as "Lee Wright, retired wrestler, current Piledriver School of Wrestling head trainer") - I liked Jack. Native New Yorker like myself, played in a band, worked his ass off and proved to be a fast learner. Though we're fully based in Atlanta now, we're still waitin' for another Long Island Angel. Another Cream of the Crop. Forget Rich Money - Jack Bruce is the New York branch's top graduate of all time.</p><p> </p><p> Narrator - Still, it wasn't easy at all to juggle music and wrestling. Whether it was bandmates living up to expectations or himself trying to learn the ropes and become a professional wrestler, Jack had a tendency to be really harsh.</p><p> </p><p> Bruce - What can I say, man? I only wanted the best out of my bandmates and the best out of myself. I wanted to be the best, man, and before I reached that level, I had to make a LOT of sacrifices.</p><p> </p><p> Dale - He fired me once. Said I wasn't cuttin' the mustard on the drums. Said I wasn't worthy of holdin' Nicko McBrain's drumsticks. But several months later, I was back in the fold, better than ever, after headin' West for a bit to study at Musician's Institute. You just had to work your ass off to impress Jack Bruce.</p><p> </p><p> Cook (identified as "Roy Cook, former lead guitarist, Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution) - Jack Smith, also known as Jack Bruce of the SWF? Whatta bastard. One time I blew a complicated lead at rehearsal, he was like, "Get the f--- out of here, Roy!", and started unplugging my guitar from the amp, tellin' me to get the hell outta the studio. 20 years later, I'm still stewing. But you gotta respect what he's achieved as a musician and as an athlete.</p><p> </p><p> Narrator - It took Jack years to get a record deal, even an independent one, and he even had to give up wrestling for a bit, but in 1992, he got it. The reason why Jack gave up wrestling was the fact he and the Noise Pollution had moved to Los Angeles to record their debut album and tour the L.A. club scene. </p><p> </p><p> Bruce - L.A., man. Home of phoney-baloney-jabroni glam rockers who, at that time, were gettin' dropped by record labels because grunge was the in thing. Metal in general was gettin' pushed under the table, but we were, you know, undeterred. It was mostly the makeup brigade who were washing up before the age of 30. We thought our move to L.A. would be a great opportunity for us to inject new blood into the scene, and keep the flames of REAL metal burning. </p><p> </p><p> Dale - It was also our first exposure to REAL groupies, man. Back in New York, most of the girls didn't give a crap about our music. But in L.A., the groupies were all over us. Strippers, college students, high school students, waitresses...they'd join us backstage, party with us after the show, and even if we got Jack's leftovers, the leftovers were as good as the main course in New York.</p><p> </p><p> Diaz - And music reporters too. None of us could forget Karen.</p><p> </p><p> Narrator - One of those music reporters who couldn't get enough of Jack's tremendous star quality and rock 'n' roll sex appeal was Karen Kallovski, then a staff writer for Burning Dorothy magazine.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KarenKiller_alt_zps60d2637c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Kallovski (identified as "Karen Kallovski, editor, Burning Dorothy) - 1992, right? I was 23 back then. Jack was three years younger, and his bandmates, around the same age. We were kids, living the rock 'n' roll lifestyle in L.A., and to be honest with you, music journalist, for me, was simply a euphemism for "groupie who likes writing." So that's how it was with Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution. It was Jack, Jim, Kyle and this new lead guitarist they got from L.A., some guy whose name I can't remember. The other three were too nice for my tastes. Jack just exuded youthful rebellion. He was a modern-day James Dean who could sing like Bruce Dickinson or Rob Halford. And that's why...you know...one thing led to another. I interviewed him, we had a few beers while at it, things kinda happened, and nine months later...I had Bobby. One would think Jack cared about the kid, naming him after his dad. But you know what happened next...</p><p> </p><p> Martin (identified as "Todd Martin, ex-Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution lead guitarist") - He bailed out, man. Prior to joining Noise Pollution, I was in several L.A. hair metal bands. Never had a vocalist quit on his band and left 'em high and dry. But that's what Jack did in 1993. The moment Karen gave birth to Bobby, Jack f---in' split for Canada, and started wrestling again. He left us with egg on our face, left us holdin' the bag, one complete album but no lead vocalist to tour with. I so wanted to kill Jack the moment he came back to the States. And when he did, he was back in New York with Jimmy and Kyle. And little Bobby? Out of sight, out of mind.</p><p> </p><p> <em>Following the revelation of Karen (Killer) Kallovski, the announcers all appear shocked to find out that the Cream of the Crop, Jack Bruce, apparently has a 20-year-old son born out of wedlock. Peter Michaels tells the audience at home that Bruce has "left the building" to play a concert with his band, and is not aware that his past has unwittingly been exposed. Things are beginning to get fishy with this "tribute" video...one of Bruce's rivals must have been up to it, and Michaels believes it's none other than Rich Money and The Almighty Dollar trying to get the last laugh on Bruce following his championship win.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>John Anderson vs Koshiro Ino (w/Biggz in Japan) (63/C)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>So far, Anderson is 1-1 in SWF competition, but could he make it 2-1 against the undefeated (in singles) Koshiro Ino? Anderson seems to be getting more sympathy from the crowd here, and he even gets some "USA! USA!" cheers against the anti-American sports entertainment Ino. But both men aren't ashamed of letting their heel tendencies shine through, as Anderson uses his signature single leg trip to kick Ino in the face. Ino, on the other hand, scores on especially stiff clotheslines, uppercuts, and at 5:40, a headbutt to the groin leading to a stern warning from Darren Smith. He hits an impressive Samoan Drop to counter an Anderson attack at 6:30, and while that doesn't lead to a pin, Ino wins it with the Kobra's Bite at close to 8:30, with a Bart-San distraction once again sealing the deal.</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Ino in 8:26. Koshiro Ino to fight for vacant SWF United States title at Welcome to the Jungle.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Morrisette Considers Anderson Alliance (68/C+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrior_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>To the announcers' surprise, Chris Morrisette hits the ring after Ino and Biggz in Japan head out of there, and it appears as if he's helping Anderson up to his feet! Anderson can be heard saying "I didn't cheat enough. See what happened," and Morrisette replies with "I know, I know." After that, it looks like Anderson is trying to convince Morrisette to be "Bizarro Lobby", but the sight of Morrisette walking away and leaving Anderson in the ring means he could be thinking about the offer.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Faith Psyches Up Champion (81/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The crowd at Illinois State Park lets out a loud cheer as they see Christian Faith on the Supreme-Tron, boosting Nicky Champion's spirits as the latter prepares for his Supreme Heavyweight number one contender match against Tom "Angry" Gilmore. Faith is dressed in street clothes, obviously not here to wrestle, but to provide moral support to those who need it, even if it's someone as confident as Champion.</em></p><p> </p><p> Faith - How's your shoulder feeling, Hawkeye?</p><p> </p><p> Champion - Getting better, Christian...I mean, Nicky Champion still can't help but go "OOH! AH! OOH! AH!" every now and then, but it'll hold up. I can make it to Welcome to the Jungle.</p><p> </p><p> Faith (laughing) - That's something the Nicky Champion Guys and Girls would like to hear, I'd say. As for my Faithful, I've got my eyes on Steve Frehley. It's just too bad our good Commissioner had to stop Steve before I could. (pauses) <strong>I want him in the ring next week.</strong></p><p> </p><p> Champion - Another I Quit Match, I presume?</p><p> </p><p> Faith (taking a long pause) - We'll leave it up to the wise one, Mr. Bowen.</p><p> </p><p> Champion - You ARE being sarcastic, aren't you?</p><p> </p><p> <em>As Champion asks this question, Faith leans towards him and whispers his reply. Champion lights up with a big smile, realizing that Faith, despite being a man who hardly ever lets out a vocal complaint, feels the same way about the corrupt Commish - not good at all.</em></p><p> </p><p> Faith - Go knock 'em dead, Nicky. Tom's gonna be a tough opponent, but you can handle 'im.</p><p> </p><p> Champion - Much appreciated, Christian.</p><p> </p><p> <em>As Faith and Champion exchange fist-bumps, Champion puts on his Native American headdress and starts tribal-dancing himself into a frenzy as he prepares to hit the ring for his match.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Gilmore Gets Ready (79/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In another part of the locker room, Tom "Angry" Gilmore is also getting psyched up himself, jumping up and down and cracking his knuckles as his wife/manager Jessie looks on. The two then walk to the ring, not hand-in-hand, but this is something Jessie is used to, knowing Gilmore's intense approach in preparing for a match...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>Tom "Angry Gilmore" (w/Jessie) vs Nicky Champion - Number one contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title (75/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>In yet another match pitting two wrestlers of similar alignment, Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Nicky Champion tangle up for the right to face Rich Money at Welcome to the Jungle for the Supreme Heavyweight title. Though Gilmore is particularly good in telling a story with his wrestling skills, Nicky Champion's strained rotator cuff seems to be holding him back even more than it did at Supreme Challenge, and he looks to be in genuine pain at around 5:00 following a DDT from Gilmore. Ever the trooper, Champion comes back strong at 11:00 following a hellacious all-around beating from the smaller, yet deceptively powerful Gilmore, and he's feeding off the cheers of "NIC-KY! NIC-KY!" as he goes for the Papoose Piledriver...then the Hawkeye Hammer as Gilmore tries to get up! Still, Gilmore kicks out of that, and after countering a running clothesline into a fallaway slam, he goes for the Anger Management on Champion, and we've got a new number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight and, as Peter Michaels says, </em><em><strong>a possible foil to Rich Money and Remo's plans to become the first Triple Crown champs in SWF history!</strong></em><em> Champion still appears to be in a lot of pain after the match, but it doesn't appear as if he'll encounter any setbacks here...</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNER</strong> - Gilmore in 14:24. Tom "Angry" Gilmore to face Rich Money for the SWF Supreme Heavyweight title at Welcome to the Jungle.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Champion and Gilmore Shake Hands (79/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The match is over, Mr. and Mrs. Gilmore are celebrating, and Nicky Champion is still on the mat, looking disappointed in himself and very much in pain. That prompts Gilmore to edge towards Champion, pull him up to his feet, and shake his hand. Peter Michaels calls Gilmore a "class act", and Champion is a "truly courageous individual, a real fighter who exceeded expectations and pushed himself to the limit." The crowd cheers as Gilmore and Champion hug it out in the ring, but it's a safe bet that half of them are hoping for either man to snap on the other and turn heel. Not gonna happen, though!</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - The Allied Forces Get Ready (72/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The Allied Forces are making their way to the ring, sans Hannah, and both appear focused and determined as they face their "toughest opponent ever as a tag team, the dream pairing of Rich Money and Remo, The Almighty Dollar." Yup, it's Duane Fry alright saying those words and putting over his kayfabe idols as a heel announcer...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>The Allied Forces vs The Almighty Dollar (w/Lisa Bowen) (88/B+)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</span> vs <span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>The Allied Forces indeed appear to have bitten off more than they can chew in the first few minutes, and save for a brief assisted Patriot Missile on Money at 3:30 or so, the third to thirteenth minutes of this match are all about The Almighty Dollar. Assistant to the Commissioner/Uprising GM Lisa Bowen is in the Dollar's corner, and that pretty much gives them carte blanche to cheat to their hearts' content. Still, despite a Dollars from Heaven on the isolated Jack Giedroyc, and later on a Lumbar Puncture for good measure, the Forces refuse to give up and Giedroyc kicks out of both finishers! Not even Squeeky McClean's distraction at 10:20 seems to throw them off, and it is, in fact, McClean's presence (and arguing with referee Jez McArthuer) that distracts Remo and allows Giedroyc to connect on a desperation German suplex. </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em> The hot tag is made at 13:00, and Valiant is on fire at this point, unleashing some high-energy chops and punches, and finally a short-arm clothesline on Money. Giedroyc is tagged back in at 14:50, and he appears primed for the upset, catching an unsuspecting Remo and nailing him with the Crashing On! "HOW DID HE DO THAT?", yells Peter Michaels. Jez McArthuer leaps to it and starts counting...</em><em><strong>but stops at two when Eric Eisen's music inexplicably plays in the background!</strong></em><em> That allows Remo to tag out and Rich Money to jump Giedroyc from behind with the Money in the Bank. </em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>WINNERS</strong> - The Almighty Dollar in 16:11</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - Eisen Taunts Giedroyc, Brawl (72/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen - Oh geez, sorry, I just allowed cartoon villain businessman Rich Money to win the match for his Almighty Dollar. But who'd have thunk it...Jack Giedroyc, nearly winning the match with the Crashing On. You already had the Alpha Dunce Remo out on the mat...but you STILL lost. Your performance was impressive, I'll have to admit, but you do remember what I said earlier about you Allied Snore-ces refusing my offer, right?</p><p> </p><p> Valiant - I remember, Eric, and even if we lost the match, the SWF Galaxy can tell that WE MADE THE RIGHT DECISION BY STICKING IT OUT. (notices Giedroyc getting back up to his feet and looking like he wants to beat the living crap out of the Supremacist/Supreme Iconoclast.)</p><p> </p><p> E. Eisen - Lemme see if everything's covered. I allegedly caused you to lose that match. Really? If anything else, YOU should be blaming your lack of focus. Valiant, you still don't have the girl. And Jack, perhaps you'd like to see a little something me and the Entourage prepared for you...</p><p> </p><p> <em>As soon as Eric Eisen gestures toward a stage hand, the Supreme-Tron flashes an image of a crudely-illustrated sign depicting Jack Giedroyc in Frederique Antonio Garcia gear and a thought balloon where Giedroyc says "I'm the third party, Hannah! Leave Valiant now and come Crashing On with me!" A second thought balloon underneath the first says the following - "Oh wait, I <3 Freddy!" It may be a childish fan sign, but it's enough for Giedroyc to exit the ring and beat down on Eisen - after all, if not for Eisen, The Allied Forces could have pulled an upset! Both men are fighting it out as several referees arrive to break it up between them. Could we be seeing another match for Welcome to the Jungle, perhaps something as a curtain-jerker with no title on the line?</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE- Vengeance Promo (79/B)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>This is it - the promo the announcers have been hyping since the start of the show. Vengeance explains why he did what he did at Supreme Challenge, rescuing one-time bitter rival Christian Faith from Steve Frehley, explains why he went on a one-month sabbatical following his loss to Faith at Master of Puppets, and talks about how he attacked Brandon James in the middle of the ring on last week's Supreme TV! Though his face turn has yet to be finalized, the crowd welcomes him to the ring with cheers, with only a few scattered boos mixed with the cheering.</em></p><p> </p><p> Vengeance - People have been asking. The SWF Galaxy, pardon the term, has been wondering what's been up with me. What has happened to the Father of Sin, Vengeance? Why did he seemingly disappear after his loss to Christian Faith at Master of Puppets? And why did he do what he did at Supreme Challenge XXXIII...and what he did on last week's Supreme TV? (pauses) First of all, <strong>there is no Father of Sin.</strong> Not anymore. But there is, always has been, and always will be Vengeance, as long as there are victims of injustice. </p><p> </p><p> For years, I had allowed myself to be overcome by my own darkness, my own negative thoughts, my belief that sin is the only thing in this world that's real. I had gone against what I once had believed in, and for a while, it worked. It worked when I was operating by myself, with John, Asher, Eddie and, for a bit, Remo, aiding my evil cause. But one big mistake I made this year...one mistake I made while I was seeking a way to end Christian Faith's career once and for all...was trusting in the wrong people just because I saw in them sins that I could use to my advantage. You had them all...Greed. Lust. Pride. Anger. Sloth. Envy. Gluttony. Soon after The Chase Agency and The Sons of Sin merged, things began falling apart. I saw members of Chase SinCorporated skipping town for the better part of a month. I saw that harlot, Ms. Chase, juggling time with at least two boyfriends. Soon, everyone was losing sight of the goal. And when time came for me to enter that steel cage, there was no more use trusting in Chase's team. Emma Chase and Brandon James, the CEO and EVP respectively of Chase SinCorporated, they had failed me in the end. Instead of a synergy of sin, I got two selfish executives running their company into the ground. And that's why I left for more than a month. To reevaluate. To rethink. And to realize that the very same man whose career I wanted to end...was, in the end, the better man. </p><p> </p><p> <em>Vengeance pauses for a few moments to acknowledge the rising "SKULL DEBONES!" and "HE HAS FAITH!" call-and-response cheers from the audience.</em></p><p> </p><p> Vengeance - No, I do not have faith. I still have no faith in humanity. <strong>But instead of being part of the problem by blowing it up, I now choose to be part of the solution.</strong> And that solution includes what I did to Steve Frehley. His crime? Simple - just watch how he played those officials and won his match against Faith without a single mention of the two operational words. As for Brandon James, you will have to take a look at how he and Emma Chase have brainwashed what used to be MY faction pursuant to making a trifle out of sin. When I was the Father of Sin, it was all serious business. Now it's just a joke, one that has gotten to the point where John Greed...the John Greed whom I have long trusted for his equally dark nature...is now wearing power suits and acting like Brandon James the Second.</p><p> </p><p> Frehley and James are just two tips on the iceberg of injustice. But there's a lot more hiding out there in the locker room. It's a locker room of decadent rock stars, money-hungry hoarders of material wealth, nepotists who continue living their college dreams out, pseudo-champions who can't stop talking about their names. They had better prepare themselves...because one of these days, on a day they least expect...<strong>Vengeance...WILL BE MINE!!!</strong></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>ANGLE - James Leads Beatdown on Vengeance (76/B-)</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <em>Following Vengeance's lengthy spiel, Brandon James' music starts playing, and he's headed to the ring with everyone in the New Chase Agency. As payback for last week's beatdown, James attacks Vengeance first, as teammates Food Porn (The Zim and Asher Ginsberg) quickly join in. By the time John Greed, dressed in a business suit and wearing his hair slicked back, ostensibly steps in to save Vengeance. But that's not his main plan, as Vengeance's former protege smashes his head with a chair! With Emma Chase looking on, James continues the assault by taking Vengeance out with a Big Money Move, and once the New Chase Agency is done proving themselves, they leave the ring as Vengeance is still unable to get up. Aside from Giedroyc vs Eisen, we could be seeing Vengeance vs James at Welcome to the Jungle, but that has yet to be confirmed...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>SWF Supreme TV Grade - </strong><strong><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84/B+</span></strong></strong><p><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">79/B</span></strong></p><p><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></p><p><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.21</strong></p></div></blockquote>

[Big Roguey]

Bobby Bruce? Sounds interesting, I pray that this will be picked up by The Almighty Dollar soon.

[Eidenhoek]

How does Bruce know Raymond Diaz's son if he's not even...

 

...

 

Well he knows Lee Wright, so I guess that's how. Wait, that doesn't explain anything!

[3rdStringPG]

How does Bruce know Raymond Diaz's son if he's not even...

 

...

 

Well he knows Lee Wright, so I guess that's how. Wait, that doesn't explain anything!

 

Great observation! Also, Kyle Dale is Al the Hillbilly's brother (hyuk!), don't know any Cooks offhand, and the bitter ex-lead guitarist Todd Martin is Johnny's half-brother. Nah, just yanking yer chain. Worker name generator to the rescue!

 

(EDIT - "Jimmy Diaz" is supposed to be Jack Bruce's age, so I don't see how he could feasibly be Raymond's long-lost son... )

 

Moving on, High Stakes should be up in half an hour.

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Bobby Bruce? Sounds interesting, I pray that this will be picked up by The Almighty Dollar soon.

 

In full, it's Bobby "Blitz" Bruce, named in honor of thrash band Overkill's vocalist, Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth.

 

We've got High Stakes up next, and one more elimination coming up on the show!

 

 

SWF High Stakes

Perry Hall

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

 

 

CAST:

 

(Rookie - Mentor)

 

Nate "Fro Sure" Lee - Nicky Champion

Lazarus McKenzie - Squeeky McClean

Kirk Jameson - Chris Morrisette

Calum Nelson - Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord (Hero Squad)

Dave Newton - Rich Money

Jimi Adams - James Prudence

Tommy "Scythe" Alexander - Brandon James

 

 

HIGH STAKES:

 

 

ANGLE - Newton Wins High Stakes Mentors Poll (22/E)

 

 

Head trainer/authority figure Rory McCallum is in the ring, and for the first time, he's announcing the Mentors Poll results in front of the live audience. Entering in order, from last to first, are Jimi Adams, Tommy Alexander, Kirk Jameson, Lazarus McKenzie, Nate Lee, Calum Nelson, and finally Dave Newton. For winning this week's Mentors Poll, Dave Newton is again immune from elimination, and gets one immunity point, but due to tonight's seven-rookie/three-jobber High Stakes Battle Royal, nobody draws a bye for tonight. Before the rookies speak, McCallum explains the immunity point system to be used from Weeks Eight to Eleven. Anyone can get these points for winning challenges or Mentor's Polls, but winning a challenge does not automatically save one from elimination; if someone wins a challenge but gets eliminated in Week Eight or Nine, those points are nullified. The rookie who accumulates the most points from Weeks Eight to Eleven won't get voted off when the Final Three are chosen on the eleventh week.

 

Next, Newton brags about being the most "Money" of the rookies, and cuts a promo against the "harks" of the SWF Galaxy here in Kentucky, "harks" being a portmanteau of "hicks" and "marks." Mentor Rich Money looks on proudly as Newton rants about the crowd. As for Adams, he says, rather more cocky than usual, that he's got the talent and the look to avoid ending up like Ryan Turner and going home early. He's got "six percent body fat - dig that, brah, SIX PERCENT!", and with James Prudence in his corner, he's going to go places in Supreme. But is that new-found moxie enough to keep him in the running after finishing last in two straight Mentors Polls?

 

 

High Stakes Battle Royal (High Stakes Rookies plus guest stars Sandy Erickson, Ben Casey and Ernesto El Avatar) (39/D-)

 

 

According to announcers Peter Michaels and Katie Cameron, the winner of this battle royal will receive a special prize ahead of the next High Stakes -a surprise, says head trainer Rory McCallum. Since there are seven High Stakes rookies remaining, three "local jobbers" are getting a chance here as spoilers - Sandy Erickson (Eric Sandretti), Ben Casey (Bob Casey) and the masked Ernesto El Avatar (Ernest Youngman/Part Three). They don't last long, though, as Tommy Alexander makes quick work of the kayfabe Mexican luchador Ernesto El Avatar, then the kayfabe hillbilly Ben Casey. About a minute later, Alexander then joins forces with Jimi Adams to eliminate the 300-pound Erickson, but eliminates Adams very soon thereafter. Meanwhile, Laz McKenzie and Dave Newton have teamed up to send Nate Lee over the ropes, so we're now down to five men in just two minutes.

 

For the next six minutes, it's Alexander, Newton, McKenzie, Calum Nelson and Kirk Jameson, until Alexander chokeslams Newton and tries to send him over the ropes. No dice! Newton hangs in there as McKenzie and Nelson eliminate Alexander at about 8:40! Taking on the ad hoc alliance of Newton, McKenzie and Nelson, Jameson first eliminates Newton, then relies on a Chris Morrisette distraction (yes, he's playing a bit dirty now) to take care of McKenzie. Now we're down to just Jameson and Nelson, but as Morrisette tries to pull Nelson out of the ring, McKenzie distracts referee Shane Stones and Newton runs in from behind to hip toss Jameson out of there. Calum Nelson is the winner of the High Stakes Battle Royal, and he's again did it with a little help from his friends!

 

WINNER - Nelson in 9:43. Jameson is runner-up, McKenzie and Newton third and fourth, Alexander with most eliminations. Calum Nelson to win special prize to be "revealed" before the next High Stakes.

 

 

ANGLE - High Stakes Keg Challenge (21/E)

 

 

The rules of this challenge are pretty simple - carry a keg from the designated yellow line, then around the ring, then back to the yellow line. Dropping the keg is an automatic disqualification. The times of our competitors are as follows:

 

1. Kirk Jameson 12.5

2. Lazarus McKenzie 12.9

3. Tommy Alexander 13.0

4. Calum Nelson 13.4

5. Dave Newton 13.8

6. Nate Lee 13.9

7. Jimi Adams 19.2

 

We get to see some drama as this should've been Laz's challenge to win - he did get penalized 0.5 seconds for failing to put the keg down the proper way. But in the end, McKenzie probably doesn't mind losing on technicality as much as he did earlier, because as per Rory McCallum...

 

 

ANGLE - Jameson Booked Against Remo (52/D-)

 

 

...Kirk Jameson will be fed to a hungry dog...an Alpha Dog, that is. So much for winning this weekly challenge! But hey, at least he gets one immunity point...

 

 

ANGLE - Morrisette Hypes Jameson (46/D-)

 

 

Chris Morrisette is being interviewed backstage by Eve Runcord, and here he admits that while Kirk Jameson has one helluva challenge out there in Remo, if he "plays the right way", he'll be making a good impression with the mentors, win or lose. Jameson then confronts Morrisette, accusing him of trying too hard to bend the rules in the earlier battle royal, and the friction between rookie and mentor continues. The interview goes on,however, and Morrisette tells Runcord that Jameson's beginning to show more attitude and desire and remains one of the favorites to win High Stakes, despite other mentors' concern about his lack of charisma.

 

 

Kirk Jameson (w/Chris Morrisette) vs Remo (55/D)

 

 

Some reward this is for Kirk Jameson winning the keg challenge! Remo totally dominates this match, though there are some points where Jameson gets some offense in, including a Bulls Eye finisher that hardly has any effect on the Alpha Dog. Still, it's a squash match, even as Peter Michaels says "Kirk Jameson sure gave Remo a scare for a few moments!" and Katie Cameron concurs that "this is a young man with a bright future in the SWF if he wins High Stakes."

 

WINNER - Remo in 3:47

 

 

ANGLE - ????? Gets Ready (78/B)

 

 

Tonight's main event features all the mentors, save for Nicky Champion, in a 4-on-4 elimination match. Who's going to step in for Champion on account of his injury?

 

 

Chris Morrisette, James Prudence and Hero Squad vs Brandon James, Rich Money, Squeeky McClean and Steve Frehley (72/B-)

 

 

Nicky Champion's replacement is...Steve Frehley, and he's teaming up with his fellow heels! The babyface team puts up a good fight, but throughout the course of this match, the heels make short work of their opponents - Squeeky makes Captain Atomic tap out of the Clean Out, Frehley eliminates Prudence with the Frehley's Comet. With the heels leading 4-2, Chris Morrisette uses a sneaky kick near the groin (again foreshadowing a more edgy approach) to set up a Steel Curtain Trap on McClean. But it isn't long before the heels continue their domination, as Frehley eliminates Morrisette with a powerbomb, and Jungle Lord (last man for the faces) with another Comet. The heels win this elimination match, but Rich Money, Brandon James and the eliminated Squeeky are unhappy with how Frehley hardly gave them any time to get in the ring.

 

WINNERS - Heel Team in 13:31

 

 

ANGLE - High Stakes Elimination (25/E)

 

 

It's that unfortunate time of the show again, and Rory McCallum is in the ring to announce who will stay...and who will go this week. Of course, Dave Newton is staying, having won yet another Mentors Poll, so he leaves the ring first, gloating to the crowd and drawing some heat. Some wrestlers step back and others step forward, and McCallum announces that this week's Bottom Three are Nate Lee, Tommy Alexander and Jimi Adams. Lee is the first rookie "saved" for the week, followed by Alexander, which means we're going to be saying goodbye to Jimi "High Flyin' Hawaiian" Adams, who is of no relation to Jimmi Addams of the U.K.'s Addams Family. Mr. Six Percent Body Fat exchanges handshakes and "see you around, brah"'s with Jimmy Prudence and the other babyface mentors, and with Kirk Jameson and Nate Lee as well. What's next for Jimi? Interviewed backstage, he says he hopes to get invited back to the SWF, and that he found the High Stakes experience to be a very worthwhile one as it helped him grow as a wrestler and as a person. Translation - Jimi Adams is headed either to Lubbock or Providence.

 

 

WEEK EIGHT STANDINGS:

 

Calum Nelson - 6-2

Kirk Jameson - 5-4, 1 immunity point

Dave Newton - 4-3, 1 immunity point

Lazarus McKenzie - 3-4

Nate Lee - 3-5

Tommy Alexander - 1-6

Jimi Adams - 2-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 8

Ryan Turner - 1-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 7

 

 

Overall Grade - 67/C+

Tommy Alexander, Jimi Adams, Dave Newton and Kirk Jameson were used too much.

SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.93

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Uprising might be up in a few hours, same with the monthly prediction game results. The winner gets to pick four entrance themes for workers who don't have any, and while this list isn't final, I may need ring music for John Anderson, Frankie Perez, Karen Killer/"Bobby Bruce" (Jack's kayfabe son) and/or A-Prime. </p><p> </p><p>

Warning - this backstage segment is not recommended to be read after eating a full meal. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>"Ammo Dumpin' on the P.I.M.P."</em></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">Sunday, July 28, 2013</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

North Carolina Biker Museum</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

5:30 p.m.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

Most of the SWF roster was looking forward to the next few days - after all, it was one of four weekly vacations we'd be getting on account of the SWF running a 48-week schedule. Many were planning to visit their families, to go fishing or hunting, to hit the beach, go surfing, or play video games all week long while resting those tired and/or achy muscles. For the cast of The S.E.A.L. and Idealistic Teacher, the free week was to be used for shooting. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

As I contemplated how to convince smarmy B-movie director Adam Smithers not to make me show my rear-end, a booming voice announced that he was off to New York. Thank goodness. Finally, Richard Eisen was going to leave us alone, get off our backs, and head back to New York with his obnoxious (on- and off-screen) son Eric. Jerry was going to be staying, and he was currently busy briefing Nelson Callum/Calum Nelson on what to do as Uprising guest commentator - his "prize" for winning the High Stakes Battle Royal. He was preoccupied. So was Peter Michaels, as he was talking storyline specifics with rookie Ernest Youngman. Talk about a young kid with an old guy's name. Fortunately, Ernie wasn't going to be using his real name in the SWF ring, and for the meantime he was getting his feet wet, wrestling under a mask as Ernesto El Avatar (presumably my Mexican brother from another mother) or Part Three, the third member of The Parts Unknown.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

Peter's next job was definitely tougher - discussing storyline stuff with another newcomer, Nicolas Lopez, a.k.a. kayfabe Spanish low-level royalty El Duque Nicolas. He had immediately chafed at being a masked jobber, which is why the SWF signed him to a two-year written deal instead of a pay-per-appearance agreement. And when it was suggested he go train rookies in the TWL or RIPW, he had once again balked. "I no train rookies at Hick Town!", Nicolas loudly protested a few weeks back, when he was much newer. As most of the rookie posse hadn't gotten to the venue yet, I decided to while the time away by making Ernest Youngman feel at home.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Ernest Youngman? KP Avatar."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"What's happening, dude? Man, I hope that storyline Peter has for me is gonna work out. Hated being out there in Rhode Island. Hated it. And now they have me wrestlin' under a mask as...El Ernesto Avatar? Part Three? Gimme a break, man!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"If Pete's got a storyline, that means you shouldn't be Part Three or Ernesto Avatar or whatever for long," I offered. "Hey, at least it isn't like the Gauge brothers. Sons of the great Sam Keith, forced to hide their faces under masks for the past seven months."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"I can't believe they enjoy wearing those damn masks."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"They hated it at first, but they found a way to make it better."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Heard you're gonna be in a movie and stuff. I'll make sure to get it on Blu-Ray when it comes out."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"That's probably gonna be next year. Or later this year."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Man, the things they make us rookies do...", muttered Ernest, who obviously appeared to be a young man in a hurry to succeed. I'd heard stories about him - born to a rich family from Chicago, yet hung around with street gangs and got kicked out of multiple schools before wrestling helped him turn his life around. He still had a bit of residual cockiness, but he didn't seem too naive either about how backstage politics work. That said, he didn't seem like one of those rookies the Klubb would want to court. And I still hadn't enough observations to back up what Charlie told me about that high-level Klubber who'd started hanging out with the Eisen boys.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

Suddenly...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CarlBatch_zps044183d1.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"I AM GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERF---ER!!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

It was the voice of Carl Batch coming from another part of the Biker Museum locker room. He had gone out for a bit earlier to check out the classic motorcycles on display, and when he got back, somebody, presumably someone from the Klubb, had a surprise for him.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"I've heard of tasteless backstage pranks, but never did I think the rumors would be true! So they DO take shits in people's gym bags."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

Carl, however, was not the only victim of this unsavory prank. As it turns out, John Anderson got the same treatment from whomever it was, and he had immediately dashed towards our direction to report what happened.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"You have any idea who the f--- did this?", spat John, looking more intense than I had ever seen him before in the 2-3 weeks he's been with Supreme. "But hell, it happened to me before. TWICE. Eddie Peak, THEN Aaron Andrews. Is this some sorta rookie hazing, though? Because I'm as far as you can get from bein' one..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"No idea, John," I replied, though I certainly knew who might have perpetrated this. And I could hear them behind the flimsy backstage walls. Damn, why does Mr. Eisen keep insisting everybody travel to every show except High Stakes, whether booked to wrestle/announce/whatever or not?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JasonAzaria_zpsdb70ab90.jpg</span><span>http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"That was a nice ammo dump on the P.I.M.P. and the Arsenal. No pun intended for the latter, wink, wink. Now here's a little fact you may not know, Jimbo. Indian food works especially well in pranks like that."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Duh, Jason!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"So if you want to try it on that Callum kid, as he's guest-hosting Supreme TV too, I know a nice place near Mayor Street that serves a wicked masala. You gotta try their curry dishes too. We're at Mayor Street on August 7, right?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Yeah, I think so."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Perfect. Now I've got word Kirk Jameson might be there too, so that's two shits, two bags, two rookies. Regardless of whom Peter's choosing to win High Stakes, we've got the perfect pre-hazing for those guys."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"What if Pete's going with the Newton kid?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Newton's untouchable. He's buddies with Tommy Gilmore."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"F--- yeah, Jason. Guess it doesn't really matter who the rookie is, even if it's that talentless Vengeance wannabe I'm supposed to be mentoring."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

At that point, we had overheard enough. And so had Ash, Cam and the Parts Unknown, who had joined our eavesdropping just seconds ago.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

Given John Anderson being a new hire and my status as a "creative jobber", I decided to have the one with less to lose go snitch to Peter. "You report 'em, Carl."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Why me, man? I ain't no wrestler, Brandon James might have my ass kicked!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"John just got hired from Hollywood and you...you only have Jimmy Prudence to manage. Until the SWF agrees on terms with Donnie J, he's your only client. If they ever find out you snitched..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"They'll make Jimmy guilty by association? They'll job him and Donnie out like what they're doin' to Freddy?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Freddy's contract is about to expire, but Jimmy's got a while to go, and although he doesn't like the Klubb, the Klubb kinda likes him. You got...you got...nothing to lose."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Just like the KISS song?", wisecracked John, who had enjoyed the musical references I'd suggested he use in a recent creative meeting.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

"Yeah. And just like the SWF PPV too. Nothing to lose, Carl."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Franklin Gothic Medium';">

As Carl agreed to report the pranks to Peter, we all headed to the backstage catering area to do our usual thing before taping - grab a bite, have a coffee, talk about how we'd paint the town after the taping. It was going to be a good vacation for a lot of the SWF Superstars. But for future direct-to-video stars like myself, the coming week promised nothing but work, work, work - and more Adam Smithers.</span></p>

[Rickymex]

<p><span style="color:#FFD700;">King Midas</span> will once again rule the world!!!</p><p> </p><p>

I don't know why but I just feel that Anderson would be too much of a nondescript guy for nyone to try to haze.</p><p> </p><p>

Plus Eddie Peak crapping in a bag? He's Eddie Effing Peak! He will do something way weirder than that.</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><span style="color:#FFD700;">King Midas</span> will once again rule the world!!!<p> </p><p> I don't know why but I just feel that Anderson would be too much of a nondescript guy for nyone to try to haze.</p><p> </p><p> Plus Eddie Peak crapping in a bag? He's Eddie Effing Peak! He will do something way weirder than that.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes, but Anderson's finisher - the Ammo Dump (a.k.a. Clear Conscience due to his Devil's Advocate gimmick) - is a walking invitation for someone to take an ammo dump in his bag. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As for Peak...I can't help but agree with your assessment. Still, with Bryan Vessey, Joey Minnesota and Jay Chord being the usually-dropped names when it comes to TCW locker room menaces, I decided to give Eddie his due this time around.</p>

[Eidenhoek]

<p>Point is...</p><p> </p><p>

point is...</p><p> </p><p>

Who's Eric Sandretti? Can't find him in the database. Erik Strong? Venus Angeletti?</p><p> </p><p>

Dang son, I be hoping you got some o dat Venus.</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> </p><p> Who's Eric Sandretti? Can't find him in the database. Erik Strong? Venus Angeletti?</p><p> </p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Eric Sandretti, while not related to the Formula 1/Indycar legend (oops, I was thinking Mario Andretti <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ), is not the product either of an illicit relationship between Eric Eisen or Erik Strong and Venus Angeletti. He's the former USPW worker known alternately as Eric the Bull or Bull Wrecker. His default ring name in the database is Bull Wrecker and he sucks in the ring. You don't want him. I just hired him so the midcard babyfaces have someone to kick around and dominate every now and then. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

[Eidenhoek]

<p>OH BULL WRECKER!</p><p> </p><p>

That guy in WEXXV. And by that I mean sniped by Richard Eisen >_______________________></p><p> </p><p>

Yeah he sucks.</p><p> </p><p>

Edit: <span style="color:#FFFFFF;"><em>You're both running a SWF game, Eiden. Your clever ploy at hyping your diary fails because </em></span><span style="color:#FFFFFF;"><em><strong>he's in SWF in this diary too you idiot!</strong></em></span></p>

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SWF Uprising

North Carolina Biker Museum (Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, July 28, 2013 (Week 4)

 

 

DARK MATCHES (SWF YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVES):

 

 

Stevie d. Robbie Retro in 5:05 via Platinum Record (Future Shock ) - 56/D+

Brandon James d. KP Avatar in 3:53 via Brandon Bomb Drop - 46/D-

 

 

UPRISING:

 

 

ANGLE - The Platinum Blondes Break Up (56/D+)

 

Frederique Antonio Garcia, James Prudence and their manager Carl Batch and his Hired Officers of Entertainment and Sexuality are all backstage, though the mood is uncharacteristically tense. Could this be the explanation we need for Freddy's return to his old gimmick and his surprising decision to shut down his "Let's Do the Freddy!" interview segment? In here, Freddy explains to Jimmy and Carl that it's not them...it's him. He throws out all the breakup line staples - "need a little space", "need alone time", "it's not you, it's me", "we can still be friends" - then rejects Batch's offer to have one of the H.O.E.S. entertain him for free. After Prudence's and Batch's retention efforts fail, Garcia gives each of them a big hug, winking his eye and getting dangerously close to touching Prudence where he shouldn't. "Sorry, Jimmy, sorry," says Freddy after realizing what he almost did, as he runs off to another part of the locker room.

 

 

The Eisen Entourage vs The Parts Unknown (One and Three) (38/D-)

 

On Thursday, we saw a masked guy called Ernesto El Avatar bolster the field to make it a ten-man High Stakes Battle Royal. Now he's back, wearing a different kind of blue mask and calling himself Part Three. "Just many parts are out there?", complains guest commentator Calum Nelson, while Marv Earnest explains that nobody really knows where Parts Unknown is, its population, demographics or any of that other good stuff. What we do know, however, is that Parts Unknown has something in its water that breeds good jobbers, and that Franklin Huggins and Dozer Smith are going over easy. Dozer pins Part Three (b. Ernest M. Youngman IV) early on with a Backdrop Driver.

 

WINNERS - The Eisen Entourage in 3:29

 

 

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Rant About Hero Squad (63/C)

 

Strangely, this second episode of the Partay Dudez's interview segment "The Bubblegum Factory" doesn't have any guests. It's just the Dudez,with bouncer/bodyguard A-Prime standing guard and looking menacing, and manager Kristen Pearce looking flirtatious as ever. Mainstream (still kayfabe injured with a sprained ankle) and Stevie start the show by ranting about current Tag Team Champions Hero Squad, and how they outgrew Tarzan and comic books a good 15 to 20 years ago. "I like these guys," says Calum Nelson. "I'd love to join them." Jerry Eisen is not impressed. "We know, Calum. But you haven't won High Stakes yet!"

 

 

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Music Video (52/D-)

 

And here's the reason why the Dudez have no guests! Tonight's Uprising is the "world premiere" of their latest single, "Fever Beat." The chorus is just about one of the stupidest since "Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday" - it's just Mainstream "singing" "FEVER BEAT! FEEL THE FEVER BEAT!" in falsetto, while Stevie channels System of a Down's Serj Tankian by screaming "FEVER BEAT!!!" in response. Though these boys can dance well enough, they can't sing to save their lives, which is why we've got ghost vocalists in the tradition of the immortal Milli Vanilli. After the video, Jerry Eisen gets teased by Marv Earnest for copping to being a New Kids on the Block fan in junior high - "At least the New Kids did their own singing!", says Eisen as he disparages the Partay Dudez's new single.

 

 

10-Man Battle Royal (Acid, Asher Ginsberg, Cameron Vessey, Darryl Devine, El Duque Nicolas, Glenn Casey, Lenny Brown, Mikey James, Part Two, Roger Cage) - Number one contender match for SWF Shooting Star title (55/D+)

 

This battle royal for Shooting Star number one contendership is surprisingly entertaining, with a lot of high-flying excitement courtesy of Acid and the kayfabe Spanish duke El Duque Nicolas. But none appear more impressive than Mikey James, whose teammate Frankie Perez had earlier held Shooting Star gold. James' superkick variation, the Scything Side Kick, takes out Ginsberg, the newly-repackaged pig farmer Glenn Casey and Roger Cage, and he shares an elimination with Darryl Devine as they jointly take out Acid. The final four are James, Devine, El Duque and Lenny Brown, and it's Spencer Spade's sudden presence that allows El Duque to get on the board with a dual elimination, as he takes out Devine and Brown. At 8:30, we're down to two men - James and El Duque, and after ducking a Super Rana from the faux duke, James uses the same Scything Side Kick, followed up with a clothesline, to get him out of there. Will Mikey James become the second Cali Dragon to wear the Shooting Star belt in 2013?

 

WINNER - James in 10:29. El Duque Nicolas is runner-up, Darryl Devine and Lenny Brown third and fourth. Mikey James had the most eliminations. James to face Spencer Spade for SWF Shooting Star title at Welcome to the Jungle.

 

 

ANGLE - James Rants About Spade (40/D-)

 

 

It's been a while since we've heard him say anything, so it's a bit refreshing to hear Mikey James cut a promo against Spencer Spade. His mic work still needs a lot of polishing, but he says that not even the benevolence of Rich Money and his under-the-table business dealings could help him keep the title at Welcome to the Jungle. James gets polite applause for his promo, but that's just about it. Makes one wonder if the Shooting Star title match will again be part of the PPV pre-show in August...

 

 

Ben Casey (w/Glenn Casey) vs Spencer Spade (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) © - non-title match (36/D-)

 

No, not the old-time TV doctor Ben Casey...we're talking about the veteran Canadian jobber (birth name - Robert, not Benjamin Casey) now playing the role of a simple-minded, fun-loving pig farmer from the sticks! His cornerman is his kayfabe cousin Glenn Casey (b. Kevin Christopher "KC" Glenn), and it goes without saying this one's going to be another squasheroo. Ben Casey doesn't have a prayer against the Supreme Stunner.

 

WINNER - Spade in 3:27

 

 

ANGLE - El Duque Rants About James (39/D-)

 

 

"Senora Dawn el Cheerleader" is backstage interviewing El Duque Nicolas, and the Mexican veteran who had much success in OLLIE and SOTBPW under his birth name Nicolas Lopez complains about Mikey James and that "kick so powerful should be illegal! That is not how you treat nobility! Sin verguenza!"

He teases the possibility of a feud with The Cali Dragons by hinting at his "amigo from Merrie Olde England" who'll be coming over next week. Hmmm. Do we detect the return of Paul Huntingdon from RIPW?

 

 

Frankie Perez (w/Mikey James) vs Sandy Erickson (32/E)

 

Oh noes...not another reinvented jobber! Italian-American Eric "Bull Wrecker/The Bull" Sandretti from Framingham, Mass. is now known in the SWF as Sandy Erickson from Jackson, Minn. He's big alright at 6'6"-310, but awfully clumsy in the ring, and the fans make their disgust known by getting on his case. "YOU'RE GOIN' DOOOOUWN!", yells Erickson in his worst Minnesota accent possible, but he finds himself tapping out in just four minutes as Frankie Perez makes quick work of him with the P-Clutch. While we've seen "local jobbers" Eric Sandretti, Bob Casey and Alan Parent all get renamed and given new hometowns, we fortunately won't be seeing a hometown change for newly-hired-on-PPA childhood friends Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby from California...

 

WINNER - Perez in 4:10

 

 

ANGLE - High Concept Impersonates 24/7 Partay Dudez (57/D+)

 

That damned "Fever Beat" song starts playing again after Perez and Erickson exit the ring, and Jerry Eisen has had enough of it. "Oh no! Not that karaoke boyband again!" But it's not the Partay Dudez, but Elmo Benson and Greg Black with Haley Buck! And they're dressed like the Dudez, wearing silk shirts open to the navel and MC Hammer-esque pants, with Buck dressed like Kristen Pearce in her "naughty teacher" outfit.

 

"Elmo" - ELMOGROUCHO!!!!

 

"Groucho" - GROUCHOELMO!!!!

 

"Elmo" - ELMOGROUCHO!!!!

 

"Groucho" - GROUCHOELMO!!!!

 

"24/7 High Concept" - YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

"Elmo" (deliberately singing off-key) - We can't sing, we don't know how to dance, MC Hammer called, said "those are my pants", just like Hammer and those washed-up boy bands, the Partay Dudez are another flash in the pan!

 

"Groucho" (in a deliberately bad falsetto) - Flash in the paaaaa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaan!

 

"Elmo" - WE'RE THE 24/7 PARTAY DUDEZ, THE MOST INEXPLICABLE ONE-HIT WONDERS SINCE THE BAHA MEN!!!!! (pauses) WHO WANTS THE DUDEZ OUT?!?!?

 

"Groucho" - WHO, WHO, WHO,WHO!!!!

 

 

"Groucho" (w/"Elmo" and "Kirsten's Fears") vs A-Prime (w/Kristen Pearce and the 24/7 Partay Dudez) (44/D-)

 

 

A-Prime starts out looking quite impressive, mowing down "Groucho" with a shoulderblock and going for the cover quite early on following a piledriver. But the former NCAA and (supposedly) NFL offensive tackle gets his Running Powerslam finisher countered brilliantly by "Groucho", as he turns what could be a sure loss into a potential victory, planting his feet on the top ropes and going for a moonsault! That athletic maneuver gets kicked out of, but it's obvious "Groucho" is giving A-Prime more than what was expected. As "Groucho" takes A-Prime out with the Fade to Black, Kristen Pearce runs in with the Foreign Object of Desire, and gets the big bodyguard disqualified in the process, having been caught red-handed by referee Jez McArthuer!

 

WINNER - Black in 5:46 via DQ

 

 

ANGLE - Giedroyc Rants About Davids and McClean (68/C+)

 

The announcers explain that the Beat the Clock qualifiers for the North American title match at Welcome to the Jungle are up next, and that Jack Giedroyc, being interviewed backstage by his former manager Dawn the Cheerleader, has decided to follow Squeeky McClean's example by hoping to leverage things for Valiant as McClean tries the same for Des Davids. Jerry Eisen also adds that the North American title match will be a three-way chairs match, in the spirit of tables, ladders and chairs being part of the "Jungle" of "Welcome to the Jungle." In his interview, Giedroyc tells Dawn that he and Valiant have talked about the whole "leveraging" thing, and he reassures her that The Allied Forces will keep sticking out for each other regardless of who wins, and it definitely won't be Davids, the "worst American traitor since Benedict Arnold." Regarding Squeeky, Giedroyc says that he can try all he wants to win Hannah's affection, but she's not that petty to spite Valiant by hanging out with a "self-righteous tosser like Sneaky Squeeky."

 

 

Jack Giedroyc (w/Valiant) vs John Greed (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match (58/D+)

 

Jerry Eisen seems a bit surprised by John Greed being in contention for the North American title, but Marv Earnest tells him to look at Greed for a moment - he's changed. He's no longer the crazy, maniacal preacher he was as part of the Sons of Sin and Chase SinCorporated. He's now a slick businessman who knows what he wants, and what he wants is more, more, more! Giedroyc has several chances to win this, and pops the crowd by countering a Crash Diet into a Crashing On. That takes Greed out, but Shane Stones finds himself distracted by Easy Emma's "dollar signs" just as he's about to count to three! Stones and Giedroyc argue about that, and an apologetic Stones promises to keep his eye on the match, and not on Easy Emma's bazingas. Even then, the always-easy-to-distract Stones has his hands full trying to shoo Dozer Smith back to the locker room - that allows Franklin D. Huggins III to surprise Giedroyc with the Huggins Kiss, and Greed to pull off the win thanks to another heel faction!

 

WINNER - Greed in 8:05

 

 

ANGLE - McClean Asks Hannah Out, Rejected (70/C+)

 

Squeeky McClean is backstage, watching the match from a monitor and flashing a shit-eating grin as he watches John Greed celebrating with Emma Chase and letting out his usual maniacal laugh. He soon realizes he has yet to give yet another bouquet of flowers to Hannah, and he quickly seeks her out, hoping against hope Valiant doesn't catch him. Once he does, he preaches the virtues of being straight-edge, and how Valiant is the real "Benedict Arnold", and not his stablemate Des Davids. Hannah appears to be listening, and actually flashes a smile, but while she accepts the flowers this time, she refuses McClean's offer to have dinner together, then watch a hardcore band at the nearby straight-edge club. "Thanks for the flowers, though. That was very sweet of you," says Hannah. "But let's start out as friends, okay?" That's right - Squeeky McClean is in the dreaded friendzone!

 

 

James Prudence (w/Carl Batch) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - Beat the Clock match for third slot at SWF North American title match (55/D+)

 

It can definitely be argued that both men are distracted going into this match - Prudence due to the amicable breakup of The Platinum Blondes, McClean due to Hannah putting him in the friendzone. It looks like Prudence may be on his way to a bigger singles push, or at least more attention in tag competition with his CZCW buddy Donnie J. rumored to be close to signing with Supreme - Jimmy P. gets a lot of offense in, and while Squeeky gets most of the pin attempts, not even Richie Pangrazzio Jr.'s distractions can help him put Prudence away! As we approach the eight-minute mark, McClean has Prudence close to tapping out of the Clean Out, but unfortunately, Darren Smith calls for the bell at 8:06! Smith asks McClean if he wants to continue and go for the win, but he disregards the referee, refusing to let go of Prudence! He only does so after Smith declares the match a draw due to McClean being unable to beat Greed's winning time.

 

WINNER - Nobody. Time limit expiration draw at 8:06, John Greed to face Valiant and Des Davids for SWF North American title in a Chairs Match at Welcome to the Jungle.

 

 

ANGLE - Pangrazzio Beats Up Referee (71/C+)

 

 

Ric Young = The Bald One. Shane Stones = The Distractable One. Jez McArthuer = Mr. No-Nonsense. Sam Sparrow = On the Take from the Moneyman. So where does that leave Darren Smith? He's Mr. Referee Bump, and he takes a huge one from McClean's manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr. Despite the match being an obvious time limit draw, Pangrazzio protests Smith's decision, and when he doesn't get what he wants, he clobbers the ref with the gimmicked baseball bat! "He should be ashamed of himself," says Jerry Eisen. "His father, Coach Dick, never did that to referees."

 

 

ANGLE - The Awesomeness Gets Ready (46/D-)

 

They've been spinning their wheels as of late, losing a minor feud against The Eisen Entourage, seeing their rookie Ryan Turner become the first High Stakes elimination and not getting too far creatively, but The Awesomeness looks unperturbed, playing their air instruments as Dawn the Cheerleader practices her cheerleader routine.

 

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Can't Miss Prospects (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (71/C+)

 

So what's next for The Awesomeness as they continue to wallow away in midcard purgatory? It looks like they'll be the next team to keep The Can't Miss Prospects happy as they wait for another tag team title shot - of course, that's contingent on Marc DuBois not going out on another date with Mary Jane and if he does, remembering to drink his milk after the date. The Awesomeness, as usual, show off their synergy as a tag team, with double-dropkicks and impact moves galore, but thanks to RPJ, Marc DuBois is able to sneak up on a distracted Huey Cannonball and make his fellow Canadian submit to the Model Solution. With the match over, Dawn the Cheerleader tries to help Huey up to his feet, but he angrily shrugs her off, screaming "I'VE HAD IT!!!" as Jeff Stardust tries to make him cool down. So maybe that's what they need to gain traction - could a heel turn be in store for Huey and Jeff?

 

WINNERS - The Can't Miss Prospects in 9:18

 

 

Overall Grade - 67/C+

SWF Uprising Rating - 0.98