SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

Psycho Sam · July 5, 2013

Well...I've got cat scratches on my face now. Thanks, Phantom Stranger. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I prefer the 'Fus Ro Dah!' method anyway.

And yeah, I am forgetful too. Just yesterday, I forgot to resign my TCW World Champion, Wolf Hawkins, and now he is at the SWF.

3rdStringPG · July 5, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Phantom Stranger" data-cite="Phantom Stranger" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It's a special edition case, so try shouting "Wrong type of [REDACTED]!" and the case will administer an electric charge to the feline.</div></blockquote> Now that's a workaround. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Also, I failed to call up Paul Huntingdon from RIPW, so expect Royal Pain (Nicolas Lopez - "El Duque" - and Huntingdon) to also make their Uprising debut in Week 2. Fortunately, they don't have chemistry issues, as seen on an earlier test run. Post-shows OOC and Week 2 Supreme TV card to follow when I wake up. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> It's 6:20 a.m. in Manila and I need some shut-eye... Lastly, make sure to scroll up later on for the missing backstage segment to find out what's going to happen in the next one! <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> That too should follow in a few hours. SWF Uprising Laurent Ballroom (New England) Sunday, August 11, 2013 (Week 1) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVES: John Greed d. Ben Casey in 4:40 via Crash Diet - 49/D- Frankie Perez d. Asher Ginsberg in 6:08 via P-Clutch - 50/D Mikey James d. El Duque Nicolas in 6:46 via DQ - 56/D+, Good Chemistry UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce Video (76/B-)</div> Due to all the interest drawn by the ongoing "issue" of Jack Bruce "fathering" a son out of wedlock, we see clips from the previous Supreme TV, mainly the "tribute video", Bruce's response, Rich Money's denial that he commissioned the video,and Steve Frehley's pointed words against the Cream of the Crop ahead of their World Heavyweight title match at Welcome to the Jungle. <div style="text-align:center;">The Parts Unknown vs The Can't Miss Prospects (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (40/D-)</div> Scheduling snafu has prevented young Californian indie wrestlers Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby from debuting, so who are you gonna call? The Parts Unknown! This is technically a heel vs heel match, but since the Gauge boys always do the job, it doesn't really matter. Part Two (Matt Gauge) eats a Quarterback Sack from Des Davids at around 4:15, and the Prospects pull off the quick and easy victory. WINNERS - The Can't Miss Prospects in 4:21 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Brown Booked Against Devine (21/E)</div> Just like daddy, Lisa Bowen now has her own office as Uprising GM, and Lenny Brown is in there, talking about how Spencer Spade cost him and Darryl Devine a chance to become Shooting Star number one contender. Bowen refuses to believe him, but the moment Darryl Devine steps in, Rich Money's storyline girlfriend finds herself starstruck at the Seattle grunge rocker and decides to book Brown vs Devine for the third spot at the Shooting Star title match at the Welcome to the Jungle pre-show. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview Valiant (67/C+)</div> Valiant is tonight's guest in the 24/7 Partay Dudez's talk show segment, the Bubblegum Factory, and he talks about a number of topics, including how Hannah won't return his calls or texts despite his explanation, and how he's beaten Des Davids once, and how he can do it again at Welcome to the Jungle. Regarding John Greed, who's also taking part in the Chairs Match for the North American title at Welcome to the Jungle, Valiant says he's always been a lightweight while flying solo - he's always relied on the help of others in Chase SinCorporated/the (New) Chase Agency, the classic mark of a dishonorable man and a coward. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McClean and Davids Argue with Valiant, Valiant Gets Beat Down (69/C+)</div> The interview is interrupted by Squeeky McClean and Des Davids at Aegalaeus Position, and Davids immediately lays his claim to being the "Career Killah" of the SWF, emphasizing how quickly he ended American Machine's career back when he was in Chase SinCorporated and hanging with John Greed, whom he never liked. McClean, who's not in the title hunt, says Valiant's brave words "can't hide the tears of a clown who never was funny to begin with." He talks about Hannah being with the right man now, and that triggers a back-and-forth argument between both men. Having had it with the Almighty Dollar midcarders, Valiant chases after McClean and Davids, but while Squeeky dashes to the safety of the locker room, Davids is waiting for Valiant at Aegalaeus, where he beats down on him to make it clear that he has it in him to end careers, even if it's Valiant, who's very much in his prime. <div style="text-align:center;">Glenn Casey vs The Zim (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) (56/D+)</div> What's interesting about this match is how Casey, despite his goofy in-ring outfit of cover-alls and a white t-shirt, is calling things in the ring. But he's calling a match where he ends up with his shoulders on the mat, as The Zim uses an Emma Chase dollar sign distraction to blast the pig farmer with the Zim in One. Pretty standard squash-fest. WINNER - The Zim in 4:29 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Randy B. Taunts The Zim (64/C)</div> The Best Two of Three Tables Match at Welcome to the Jungle should be one of the more interesting and novel, if painful, matches on the PPV card, and Randy Bumfhole hypes it by taunting The Zim from the Supreme-Tron and warning him to keep his guard up, because he'll be seeing a "new, reloaded Randy Bumfhole" at Welcome to the Jungle. Despite The Zim screaming "YOU DON'T HAVE THIS!" and putting his arm around an especially flirtatious-looking Emma Chase, Randy appears unperturbed as he calmly hints at a big surprise awaiting him at the PPV. One has to wonder what that's going to be... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ino Rants About Lobby (68/C+)</div> We've got Marvin Earnest backstage, talking to Koshiro Ino, whom he refers to as a "great example of Japanese culture at its finest, and a product of a hard-working environment that so many Americans need to experience firsthand." For that, he gets booed by the angry crowd at Laurent Ballroom, but praised by Ino. The Kobra's got a match tonight against James Prudence, and after he tells Earnest he will "crush playboy surfer like cockroach", he talks about how he used to see potential in Chris Morrisette - until he decided to bring back Lobster Warrior and pander to "under-educated American children who think Lobster Man is real." Ino - I would rather see America, would rather see U.S. title represented by me, a foreigner, than American Lobster Man who epitomize everything bad about sports entertainment. Do I think lobster taste good? Definitely. On Saturday, I take a bite not out of literal lobster, but of Lobster Man and his American sports entertainment for kids ten and below. Hsssssss... <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown (45/D-)</div> One of these men will be making it a three-way dance for the Shooting Star title at Welcome to the Jungle's pre-show, and join Spencer Spade and Mikey James to fight for the belt. Marv Earnest keeps complaining about this match between "a moonlighting rock drummer and a young man Spencer Spade used to carry every night" and guest announcer Spade agrees, but Jerry Eisen and Dawn the Cheerleader are far more into the match, which features some great moves from both Devine and Brown. Brown's attempt at the Star Treatment gets countered into a Devine Dream Drop, and the former USPW light-counter gets the win in less than six minutes. Spade and Devine stare each other down as the latter prepares to exit the ring and interact with his growing legion of fans, a lot of them female, might we add. WINNER - Devine in 5:43. Darryl Devine to face Spencer Spade and Mikey James for SWF Shooting Star Title at Welcome to the Jungle. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Psyches Up Hannah (64/C)</div> Hannah is backstage, seemingly talking to herself, asking if she's done the right thing by deciding to give Squeeky McClean a chance. She's still pondering that question when John Anderson approaches her and takes her to a corner to talk about something. Knowing that Anderson is the SWF's Devil's Advocate, Marv Earnest perks up and starts shouting "Tell her to show more skin!" Jerry Eisen, playing the good, clean babyface announcer, tells Earnest to get his mind off the gutter. <div style="text-align:center;">KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and Ernesto El Avatar vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime (w/Kristen Pearce) (43/D-)</div> Okay, which Ernest Youngman are you today - A) Ernesto El Avatar, B) Part Three or C) Bobby Bruce? It obviously won't be "C", and The Parts Unknown are officially heels, so that means it's Ernesto El Avatar teaming with brother from another mother KP and Jobbie, er...Robbie Retro against the 24/7 Partay Dudez and their heavy A-Prime. The babyface jobber squad gets to show some open offense, with Retro covering Mainstream after a crude powerbomb. Still, the Partay Dudez remain strong ahead of their title match against Hero Squad, thanks to A-Prime's Flying Lariat on all Three Faces of Youngman. WINNERS - 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime in 5:29 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Awesomeness Rants About Acid Tripp (52/D)</div> The Awesomeness and Dawn the Cheerleader (as manager, not interviewer) are talking backstage about Acid Tripp, and with little signs of last week's tension, Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust kid Dawn about the olfactory assault she received from Roger Cage during those times she had to interview him. The Awesomeness continues making jokes at Cage's expense, poking fun at his insistence on living like a '60s hippie, and wondering if his "little helper" Acid can speak. Stardust says he probably wears a mask so he doesn't have to smell Cage whenever he tags in or out. Everything seems well within The Awesomeness' circle, though they interestingly don't mention the third team in the upcoming three-way tag match, High Concept... <div style="text-align:center;">High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Acid Tripp (63/C)</div> For the first time we don't see a High Concept impersonation skit, but that's okay - we know it's "Koshiro Elmo" out there, and during free moments, he gets to imitate Ino's words and actions to get the crowd popped. The Awesomeness have several chances to win it, starting with a Super Russian Legsweep from Jeff Stardust to Acid at 2:50 that gets broken up by an interfering Roger Cage. We also see Huey Cannonball counter the Make Love Not War, and Acid go for the Acidity Test on Black, who grabs the ropes. But it appears as if High Concept is playing it smart here, saving the big moments for when it counts the most. That big moment comes at 7:50, when Dawn the Cheerleader, who's cheering her team from the apron, accidentally bumps into Stardust; that allows "Koshiro Elmo" to grab Stardust from behind and win the match via flash pinfall. WINNERS - High Concept in 8:07 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Cannonball and Dawn Argue (67/C+)</div> Huey Cannonball is trying to help Jefferson Stardust up, but when Dawn tries to apologize for the accident, Cannonball angrily pushes her away, calling her a "worthless skank of a manager." Stardust is more level-headed, but while last week he was trying to prevent Huey from lashing out, he gives Dawn the cold shoulder once he's up on his feet. A heel turn continues to be teased here, and it really just might be what The Awesomeness needs to get out of the rut they're in. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hannah Shoots T-Shirts (65/C)</div> So this is what John Anderson and Hannah have been talking about - he has convinced her to welcome Squeeky McClean to the ring by prancing out there in a two-piece swimsuit and shooting Almighty Dollar "Giorgio, We're Money" t-shirts to the crowd! Is Hannah now part of The Almighty Dollar? There may be more to this than meets the eye, but this is not the Hannah we know who used to accompany Valiant to the ring wearing a rather conservative Americana-inspired attire. Freddy Garcia, who's already in the ring after his jobber entrance, gives his best "Freddy is not impressed" look towards Hannah. <div style="text-align:center;">Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean (w/Hannah) (71/C+)</div> Squeeky looks pleased as punch to see Hannah finally wearing something more, um...interesting, and he shows it by using his dirtiest tactics against Garcia - eye gouges, face stepping, kicks near the groin area, including one that causes Freddy to shriek "NOT THERE! I NEED THAT!" in his most twee delivery possible. For a moment we see a submission battle - Garcia trapping McClean in a Boston Crab, followed by McClean twisting Garcia up in the Clean Out. But it's not a submission that wins this, but rather a good old fashioned Stain Removal sans cheating as Darren Smith makes the count. McClean, who is strangely without his actual manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr., carries Hannah all the way back to the locker room, and she doesn't seem to be complaining. What could Valiant be thinking at this point? WINNER - McClean in 9:29 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Prudence Gets Ready (43/D-)</div> James Prudence is backstage with manager Carl Batch, who explains to Prudence that he'd rather give the pimpin' a rest than manage just one of his two best customers. Prudence says he understands completely, and mentions that he still can't believe Freddy Garcia would up and announce he's disbanding The Platinum Blondes. "Why'd he do that?", asks Prudence, to which Batch replies with a simple "Some things are better left unsaid." Indeed. The SWF can't afford to get GLAAD offended again, not while they're trying to bring the risque back... <div style="text-align:center;">James Prudence (w/Carl Batch) and Koshiro Ino (w/Biggz in Japan) (74/B-)</div> Before the match, Koshiro Ino is offered a Hired Officer of Entertainment and Sexuality by Carl Batch, but he rudely refuses, barking "NO GEISHA, NOT INTERESTED!" to the outgoing Performance Improvement Manager cum Playa. Ino gives Prudence a hard time all throughout the match, using rest holds effectively to slow him down and going for the Kobra's Bite at 6:30, which Prudence kicks out of. Bart-San and Brett-San, as usual, go up to bat for their sensei, but Prudence somehow survives the distractions and even clotheslines both Biggins brothers towards the end of the match. After being on the defensive for most of the match, Prudence hits a Diving DDT on Ino at 9:50, surprising the fans, then goes for the Prudential Pain Plan! The fans are solidly behind Prudence, and Batch and the H.O.E.S. are cheering him on, when Brett-San hits the ring with a kendo stick, cracking Prudence from behind! Shane Stones calls for the bell and Koshiro Ino picks up his first loss in singles action, though we must add he has yet to be pinned and he has yet to submit. WINNER - Prudence in 10:28 via DQ <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Donnie J Chases Bart-San, Ino Attacks Brett-San (54/D)</div> Everything's getting all wild and chaotic when a man in the audience jumps the guardrail to save Prudence from a potential beatdown from Biggz in Japan - it's Jimmy P's old tag partner from CZCW, Donnie J! Batch can be seen wistfully smiling as Donnie chases Bart-San to the locker room, dodging security as they try in vain to stop him. After Donnie returns to ringside, he gives Prudence a big hug and returns to the stands - Jerry Eisen doesn't know who he is, but he correctly assumes (in storyline) he's one of Prudence's surfing buddies from California. Meanwhile, Ino is berating Brett-San for costing him the match - "I NEVER SUBMIT!", screams Ino at a scared Brett-San, who's trying desperately to explain himself properly. Finally, Ino has it with Brett-San and knocks him out with a powerful right hook! <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Black Saves Brett-San from Ino (47/D-)</div> The announcers are preparing to say goodbye for the evening when Greg Black runs in to save Brett-San from what looks like a more severe beatdown from his sensei! It would appear that High Concept is showing some compassion for Biggz in Japan, but the likely scenario is Biggz in Japan finally getting a feud that works, with fellow SWF veterans High Concept taking them on. After Black and Prudence team up to take out Ino, Brett-San looks on angrily at Black, yelling "You just don't get it, Gregory! It was my fault, I deserved it, so leave us the f--- alone!" Jerry Eisen makes a quick reference to the Stockholm Syndrome as tonight's Uprising wraps up and the credits start rolling. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 72/B- SWF Uprising Rating - 0.99</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · July 6, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts - Post-Shows OOC:

- Less predictors than usual, but it's not too late to join in! Those who predict two thirds (six of nine) of the cards for the month qualify for the prize, and for August's prize, we're going with another shoot interview subject of the winner's choice, plus three questions to ask this worker. Everyone else would get to ask one.

1. Croquemitaine - 13/14, 92% (+7/7, 5/7, +1)

1. flaviooooo - 13/14, 92% (+7/7, 5/7, +1)

3. Rickymex - 12/14, 86% (+7/7, 5/7)

4. MichiganHewo - 11/14, 79% (+7/7, +4/7)

4. Phantom Stranger - 11/14, 79% (+6/7, 5/7)

6. Psycho Sam - 10/14, 71% (+5/7, 5/7)

7. Midnightnick - 9/14, 64% (+5/7, 4/7)

- Yes, that's nine matches at Welcome to the Jungle, same as Supreme Challenge XXXIII, but I think I may be booking some of them under five minutes. No 18-second matches, though, that's for sure!

- Lobby vs John Anderson = bad chemistry. Oh well, guess we can't have both men in the ring too often. But nonetheless, Anderson's words seem to be having an effect on Chris Morrisette/Lobster Warrior, but we'll have to wait and see if he turns or not.

- James Prudence just replaced Lobster Warrior as fifth in the Ring Generals list. Interesting surprise, I'll have to say. Was kinda expecting Joshua Taylor would sneak in the Ring Generals list sooner, but it's good to see Jimmy P. moving up, even if he pretty much floated along when The Platinum Blondes turned face.

- Still very impressed with Angry Gilmore becoming the most popular babyface, and even edging past Jack Bruce, even if Angry has yet to win a high-level title match. Both Gilmore and Bruce are quite close to A-level, by the way.

3rdStringPG · July 6, 2013

OOC - Imported all the real-world locations in the U.S. from Genadi's RW2003 mod, so going forward, we'll be using actual stadiums for the most part, instead of recycling the old locations (Mayor Street, Iowa State Fayre, etc.) over and over again. In the meantime, feel free to get those predictions ready for the go-home show!

SWF Supreme TV

Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex (Alabama, Southeast)

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 (Week 2)

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed?

Psycho Sam · July 6, 2013

I want a 3rdStringAvatar arena made...now!

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs Food Porn - non-title match

Chris Morissette and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed?

Chris Morissette

Midnightnick · July 6, 2013

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Rickymex · July 6, 2013

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Remember kids, if you do drugs you get killed by a beast.

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed?

I'll also go with Chris Morissette

Phantom Stranger · July 6, 2013

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed? I really wish it was gonna be RDJ to reform the Modern Day Cowboys. But.

I'm gonna say Giedroyc.

Astil · July 6, 2013

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Scmozz finish on the last match.

So...who's going to be Tommy? Go Green Parts Unknown Ranger GO!

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed?

Marc DuBois? Maybe? He left SINC yes?

Big Roguey · July 6, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex (Alabama, Southeast)

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 (Week 2)

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed? Lobster Warrior!

flaviooooo · July 8, 2013

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed? Joshua Taylor

3rdStringPG · July 8, 2013

OOC - Last call for predictions, I'm planning to have Supreme TV up in 24 hours. Thanks as always to those who have sent 'em in! But as you can see, the 24-hour turnaround time can be subject to change depending on how work and other factors play out. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">"Hey, Asher! /Asher's Not Here, Man!"</div>

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex

6:00 p.m.

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The good news - we were at Birmingham, and Remmy drove over to the stadium in his 1967 Dodge Coronet R/T, as he had specifically timed his Southeast gig-hunting trip to come a few days ahead of his scheduled return to the SWF from a month-long drug suspension.

"Great news, KP. We're playing a couple gigs near Birmingham this week. You're not shooting the movie this week, right?", Remmy asked me, making sure his gig-hunting would turn out to be worth it.

"Nope. Another week-long break from Sleazeball Smithers it is. But that's great, man! When are the gigs?"

"Thursday and Friday. We can all find a studio to rehearse before High Stakes shooting, and perhaps rehearse again once the shooting's done."

"Sounds awesome," I said, as I extended my hand to Remmy. "Great to have you back onboard."

"Absolutely, man. Though I'm not quite sure if the match against Remo is part of my punishment," Remmy laughed, before returning to topic and talking about music. "How's the new 'Sunday Nights Counting Lights' song doing, KP?"

"Not too good. All I have is the chorus, and a line or two for the verses."

"Nothing a little alcohol won't be able to fix, man," said Remmy, as I prepared for his inevitable invitation to go get loaded in between drinks. That wasn't coming, though. "Gotta lie low and stay weed-free for the meantime. You know the SWF, man. And you know what they have filed under the 'soft drugs' category, don't 'ya?"

The bad news, unfortunately, was to come approximately one hour later.

7:00 p.m.

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"You see it in your Facebook news feeds, where all your poser buddies are suddenly talking about toking up just so they'd look 'groovy'. You read about it in the news, this-state and that-state legalizing it for non-medicinal purposes. Your favorite heavy metal rock bands, rap-hop bands, movie stars and athletes, they probably smoke it too. But I hope you people realize how lucky you are. In other sports, they wouldn't give you a second chance. It wouldn't be as lenient as 'three strikes you're out', baseball-style. Because the game of life...is not to be compared with baseball."

Richard Eisen, in the middle of a long-winded sermon about the evils of marijuana, put out his cigarette on the locker room floor and lit up another.

"IF I WASN'T SUCH A FOOL TO APPROVE THOSE F---IN' LAX WELLNESS POLICY CHANGES FOR 2013, I'D HAVE FIRED ASH CAMPBELL AND SENT HIM TO CALIFORNIA, WHERE HE CAN GO F--- AROUND WITH HIS DECADENT DAD NEMESIS AND WRESTLE FOR PEANUTS AND MORE WEED!!!" Mr. Eisen was furious, but given the incidents from the past week, shouldn't Marc DuBois have gotten caught as well? Probably not. He'd probably gotten his monthly drug test and done his time dealing with the pecker-checkers as he peed, hence his confidence in smoking up before last week's Supreme TV. Or perhaps it was another case of dumb luck - Ash and Remmy were usually careful about not getting caught, while Marc threw caution to the wind and didn't care much for precautionary measures. But following Remmy's return to the SWF after a month's suspension, Ash had seemingly subbed for him in the suspended list. One good friend for another, and it made me wonder for a moment if the rookie clique was getting targeted. But at the end of the day, we weren't. I just happened to be good friends - and bandmates - with two notorious potheads.

"Effective TODAY, we will become more vigilant with our drug testing. If we as much suspect ANY ONE OF YOU of being high in the ring, we'll test you. If we notice a suspicious or surprising increase in body mass, we'll test you. If you're in a rock band, like Messrs. Campbell and Remington are, not to mention their friends Mr. Avatar and Mr. Vessey, we'll test you if you've just come from playing a gig, and don't give me that shit about Richard Eisen not being hip to today's music. Today's musicians are drug fiends like Hendrix, Jim Morris [sic] and Mike Jaggers. [sic, and maybe he meant Keith Richards.] And I'll know somehow. Give us ANY REASON to suspect you're using, and we won't give a f--- about the one test per month limit. This is going to be a DRUG-FREE SWF, and damned if I'm going to let you weed-smoking and steroid-using punks - and you know who you are - get away with murder like what Peter's making you do. Back when I was in New York running the office, it was like the inmates took over the asylum. NOT ANYMORE."

The old man took a look at all of us, as if he was trying to cut a promo. "You people need a father figure around. And don't get me started on all of you being adults. Because as far as I'm concerned, I'm dealing with a pack of mental 15-year-olds still stuck in their school days."

Meanwhile, Peter Michaels hung his head in disgust, upset once again at being undermined by the man up there in Supreme and made to feel that he was way too lax and permissive for everyone's own good.

Croquemitaine · July 8, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Remmy Skye vs Remo

Hero Squad © vs ????? - non-title match

????? and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs John Anderson

Valiant © vs Rich Money © - non-title match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match

Bonus Question - Who will be Vengeance's mystery partner against Brandon James and John Greed? Jack Geidroyc

Big Roguey · July 8, 2013

Well that sucks!

See the white text for context. ¬_¬

Psycho Sam · July 8, 2013

I bet you that Eisen secretly takes the confiscated drugs. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

But...when was Ash's first violation of the Wellness Policy?

Big Roguey · July 8, 2013

Is it wrong of me that I want the almighty hand of TEW to strike down and smite Tricky Dick via Kenny Death just to see how it is written?

3rdStringPG · July 8, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I bet you that Eisen secretly takes the confiscated drugs. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> But...when was Ash's first violation of the Wellness Policy?</div></blockquote> In June. All along, I was expecting DuBois to be the next guy to get caught, but unfortunately he's still on the roster. His contract's coming up in 26 days as of Tuesday Week 2. Oh, and speaking of DuBois...Astil, he's still a heel and he's been out of Chase SinCorporated/Agency since June, when Rich Money bought out The Can't Miss Prospects from Chase's stable. You might want to change your answer while the show hasn't gone up yet...

Psycho Sam · July 8, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Is it wrong of me that I want the almighty hand of TEW to strike down and smite Tricky Dick via Kenny Death just to see how it is written? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> No. Also, for the show after Supreme Challenge XXXIII, I see the crowd as something like this: <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/xQDB38B_P-o?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Astil · July 10, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In June. All along, I was expecting DuBois to be the next guy to get caught, but unfortunately he's still on the roster. His contract's coming up in 26 days as of Tuesday Week 2. Oh, and speaking of DuBois...Astil, he's still a heel and he's been out of Chase SinCorporated/Agency since June, when Rich Money bought out The Can't Miss Prospects from Chase's stable. You might want to change your answer while the show hasn't gone up yet...</div></blockquote> I'll switch it over to JT then.

3rdStringPG · July 11, 2013

OOC - So sorry about the delay...had a bit of a "hell stretch" at work, and I'm not sure anymore how quick I'll have Welcome to the Jungle up. Anyway, here's this week's Supreme TV...the go-home show before this SWF's answer to Tables, Ladders and Chairs, Welcome to the Jungle!

Credit where credit's due - Thanks to Hitman74 for the awesome Nation of Domination-inspired Steve Frehley alt! Probably won't be putting him in a stable anytime soon, though...

SWF Supreme TV

Birmingham-Jefferson Convention Complex (Alabama, Southeast)

Tuesday, August 13, 2013 (Week 2)

DARK MATCHES:

None

SUPREME TV:

ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About Money, Anderson (86/B+)

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Tonight's Supreme TV begins not with an introductory promo from any of the usual suspects - Jack Bruce, Rich Money, Nicky Champion or even Steve Frehley. Instead we have Tom "Angry" Gilmore, in the ring solo, with no Men Unda Pressure with him. For this promo, he focuses on two men who have been a thorn in his side and the Men Unda Pressure's side as of late - Rich Money and John Anderson.

Gilmore - Tonight is a good night...to be angry. (takes a long pause) Normally this moment, this time when the SWF Galaxy is fiddlin' with their remotes and switchin' the channel to get their fill of Supreme Wrestling...is when my colleague and friend Jack Bruce would be rockin' the house and extolling the virtues of Showtime. But tonight, the Cream of the Crop has chosen to stay at home and think about things. And I know just what those things are. Being a father myself, I know the thrill of welcoming human life into this world, and although none of my kids were born out of wedlock, I can relate to what Jack's going through...I've seen young mothers and fathers denied a chance to see their children bein' born...denied a chance to bring them up in a normal family...and for your sake, Jack, if you're watching, here's hopin' this gets sorted out soon. You gotta get that mental focus back, because it ain't gonna be easy against that angry, vindictive S.O.B. Frehley. Meanwhile, I know someone who could put the fear of Gilmore into that Karen Killer, and she happens to be married to me.

But I'm just not here to speak on behalf of Jack. That's just the tip of the iceberg for me as far as I'm concerned. I'm here to address a couple more things, and we might as well start with another friend of mine, Chris Morrisette. Months ago he told me that nothing...and I mean NOTHING...is gonna convince him to put that lobster suit on again. But he's been on the edge as of late. (starts raising his voice a bit) Since he was CHEATED out of that Nothing to Lose contract at Supreme Challenge, he's been climbin' the walls, tryin' to figure out just what he could do to make a Supreme difference at 40. He could've done it as himself...but instead, he's been doin' some deals with the Devil's Advocate. And I mean YOU, John Anderson. John, I understand you don't care much about winnin', provided you achieve your twisted goals of convincing the SWF Superstars to follow their impulses. You know what? I care just as much about winnin'...as I do about making you feel the Wrath of Sanity with some good old fashioned Anger Management. So how about we start TONIGHT, John Anderson? I may not like Vengeance, but I respect what he's up to these days, how he's tryin' to turn things around, and YOU, like the Chase Agency, are a classic example of someone who makes a trifle outta sin, just like what Vengeance would say.

Anderson, tonight you're gonna be just like what Brandon James was last week. Practice. So as I'm speakin' here, as that Money-lovin' Barry Bowen is possibly makin' those matches, I'm still gonna save the brunt of my anger for the man I'm facin' this Saturday...Rich F---in' Money. Whoop-de-damn-freakin'-do, Rich Money. (starts building up steam) First-ever Supreme Heavyweight Champion and a thorn in my side since you started relyin' on others to beat me...and everyone else...to keep your title again and again and again and AGAIN UNTIL I CAN'T TAKE THIS BOILING RAGE NO MORE!!! OUR MATCH MAY NOT HAVE ANY STIPULATIONS YET...IT MAY NEVER HAVE ANY STIPULATIONS ATTACHED TO IT...BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THERE ARE OR IF THERE AREN'T!!!! I AM GONNA WIN THAT TITLE FROM YOU, RICH MONEY, AND BEAT YOU AT YOUR OWN GAME!!!! First Triple Crown Champion in SWF History...Rich Money and Remo, or Tom Gilmore? I am willing to bet on the latter. (raising his voice again) SATURDAY NIGHT AT WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, RICH MONEY...I'm gonna be seein' you in the ring. Minute Maid Park, Houston, Texas...as fifty thousand members of the SWF Galaxy scream my name and wait for that dose of Anger Management to come along...I WILL PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU, FOR WHILE TONIGHT IS A GOOD NIGHT TO BE ANGRY...NONE WILL BE AS GOOD AS SATURDAY NIGHT, AUGUST 17!!!! AT HOUSTON, RICH MONEY!!!! WELCOME TO...

ANGLE - Gilmore Booked Against Anderson, Stipulations for Money vs Gilmore Announced (70/C+)

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There are no surprises, though, when Barry Bowen steps out of Aegalaeus Position with a mic in hand, matches to book and stipulations to announce...

B. Bowen - HEY!!!! I see you've got yourself ANOTHER new line, huh, Tom? You sure are learning from the best in the biz, and I'll give that to your friend Jack, who deserves a good talking-to after missing tonight's show.

Gilmore - Yeah? You wouldn't give Rich a talking-to had he skipped this show to go on a date with your daughter and do her any damn way he wanna...

B. Bowen - Your insubordination continues to astound me, Tom, but we'll talk about punishment later, okay? For now, I'm giving you what you want. You're taking Jack Bruce's place against John Anderson on tonight's show. And while there won't be any tables, ladders or chairs in your match against Rich...I will acquiesce once again in the name of justice and equality. I'm banning EVERYONE in The Almighty Dollar from ringside at Welcome to the Jungle, while Jack, Lobster Warrior and anyone else in your corner...shall also be banned.

Gilmore - Sounds fair enough...

B. Bowen - And that goes as well for managers. No faction members, no managers at ringside at your Supreme Heavyweight title match.

Gilmore - .....

B. Bowen - Aren't you going to say thank you?

Gilmore - Yeah, I forgot. Thanks a lot...

B. Bowen - Thanks a lot what?

Gilmore - Thanks a lot, MISTER Bowen. Now if you could get your fat ass back to the locker room, MISTER Bowen, I'm sure the people of Birmingham would be a little less angrier than I am right now...

Gilmore - I asked you once, MISTER Bowen...now GET THE F--- OUTTA HERE BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!!!

The crowd gives the defiant Gilmore a cheer as Bowen heads back to the locker room and Duane Fry chastises Gilmore for being a "problem child from Day One whom Rich Money will make quick work of at Welcome to the Jungle."

Remmy Skye vs Remo (62/C-)

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The face announcers describe Remmy Skye, wrestling his first Supreme TV match ever, as "one of the brightest young high-fliers on the Uprising scene," while Duane Fry is the voice of dissent, insisting that Remo "eats high-fliers for dinner." That he does, as Skye hardly makes any impact and falls prey to a kick to the gut/Destroyer combo and a one-two-three from referee Darren Smith.

WINNER - Remo in 3:13

ANGLE - Remo Destroys Skye (64/C)

Seeking out members of the booing crowd, Remo points at one individual in the front rows wearing a "Got Faith?" Christian Faith t-shirt. After yelling "THIS IS WHAT I'MMA DO TO YOUR HERO!", he grabs Skye and sets him up for a second Destroyer, then kicks him as he remains unconscious on the mat. This is very similar to how Steve Frehley beats down his jobber/jobber to the stars opponents after the match, though Remo isn't getting half as much heat as Frehley would for doing the same thing...instead, he gets "YOU F---ED UP!" jeers, in reference to how he lost the World Heavyweight title at Supreme Challenge.

ANGLE - Faith Saves Skye From Beatdown (63/C)

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Before Remo can continue annihilating Skye following the squash match, Christian Faith dashes into the ring and tries to take Remo out with a gutwrench powerbomb! The move hits Remo hard enough to send him down (but not out), and before Remo could fight back, Almighty Dollar consultant Richie Pangrazzio Jr. is at ringside to shepherd him out of the ring. With Remo making an uncharacteristically cowardly exit (though not of his own doing for the most part), Faith asks for a microphone and starts ranting about Steve Frehley...

ANGLE - Faith and Frehley Rant About Each Other (78/B)

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Faith - Well played, Remo. You know, you aren't that much different from Steve Frehley except for the fact that we've never been friends. That's a really nice way to prepare for our match on Saturday, but violent tendencies aside, I see you as a worthy adversary, if more than just a little spoiled by The Almighty Dollar. (pauses) You know, Supreme TVs such as this usually serve as a time for SWF Superstars to warm up for the big event, the pay-per-view, the daddy of 'em all. (chuckles a bit) Of course, we know that's all over and done with, as Supreme Challenge XXXIII is now a pleasant memory for most of us. But not for me. And that's why I've got the best warm-up a man could ask for, that I Quit rematch against Steve Frehley that has been long denied. Why? According to the powers that be, I'm too old. Too fragile. Need to be in top shape against Remo. Well, why not get in top shape by facing a man who has been my toughest matchup physically and emotionally? Yes, Steve, I will admit as much. You play mind games as well as you use your strength and skill to your advantage. But tonight, you shall find out that there's no quit in a man who has Faith.

And the mind games have, as my Faithful can attest to, gone on to include accusations that I have been a condescending racist. That I have treated you like an "Uncle Tom" and a lesser man in the nine years we backed each other up as allies and friends. I hate to admit it, Steve, but your actions and words have indeed betrayed you as the lesser man. You beat down on people, may it be Rory McCallum or Randy Bumfhole, for no reason whatsoever aside from your being no different than a three-year-old child whose favorite toy got taken away from him. You create problems of your own and make yourself a victim to earn sympathy. WHAT sympathy? I highly doubt the SWF Galaxy would have sympathy on a bully like yourself. In essence, you have sunk yourself to a level lower than that of the Hispanic gangsters who made your youth a living hell in the streets of East L.A. You could have been better than that, but you chose to let your insecurity get the better of you.

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Following this passionate, yet relatively soft-spoken rant, Steve Frehley hits the ring to his theme, decked out in a new Black Power-inspired getup that underscores the SWF's continued efforts to get edgier and more controversial, much like they did in the late '90s and early '00s with "SWF Swagger."

Frehley - The more things change, the more they stay the same. Birmingham, Alabama. Not too far away, if I'm not mistaken, from George Wallace's stomping grounds. Home of Eugene "Bull" Connor and other men who have made a career of marginalizing the black man. And we're now in the 21st century, where men like Christian Faith take a less direct approach in bringing us down, and that approach is... (pauses as the Birmingham-Jefferson crowd showers him with boos) And in this audience I see my fellow African-Americans, playing the good Uncle Toms and booing the s--- outta me. I already told y'all before. I don't need f---in' sellouts like you in my life, because I'm done with that. Now as I was sayin' before you idiots interrupted me, Christian Faith has, since 2004, treated me like a second-class citizen by makin' me feel as if I couldn't hold a candle to the so-called Supreme Legend. Even as I won the SWF World Heavyweight title, not once, but twice, that motherf---in' modern-day slave owner never made me feel like an equal...

Faith - Steve, what I don't understand from you is how you keep making this into something that has to do with your race. It was never about race, Steve. Since you turned on me at Master of Puppets, it's always been about one thing - your insecurity. When you won the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching last year, I supported you. We trained together. In the end, you won the title from Rich Money, and when he tried to mess with you, I was...

Frehley - NOBODY BULLIES THE DARK DESTROYER, FAITH, SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP TRYIN' TO WIN ME BACK LIKE A DUMPED BOYFRIEND CAUGHT CHEATIN' ON HIS GIRL!!! Back when I was champion, ain't nobody who can stop me. Not Rich Money, not Remo, not Vengeance, not Jack Bruce, whom I'm gonna grind into a pulp on Saturday as I win my title back, and especially not YOU. The match is on, Christian. You want this to end with somebody sayin' the words "I QUIT"? Don't flatter yourself, Massah Faith. Y'all ain't makin' me quit. You may have Faith, but when I show you just whom you've been marginalizin' just because I'm younger, poorer and BLACKER...all that Faith ain't gonna matter. (pauses for effect) Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!

Frehley and Faith stare each other down for a few moments, before the former hits the latter with a Frehley's Comet, yelling "THIS IS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU ON SATURDAY, BRUCE!!!" after the attack. He then storms back to the locker room, yelling and cussing at the angry crowd and reveling in what appears to be a "black power" gimmick of sorts...

ANGLE - The Can't Miss Prospects Booked Against Hero Squad (67/C+)

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After the commercial break, Steve Frehley is back in the locker room when he gets confronted by another African-American heel - Des Davids of The Almighty Dollar/Can't Miss Prospects!

Davids - Hey, Frehley, what the hell's up with that? You tryin' to make us look bad?

Frehley - Guess who's here. Another Uncle Tom undermined by the white man, yet content with takin' orders from Money and Pangrazzio. You and Remo gotta wake up...

Davids - Wake up? YOU'RE the one who has to wake up. All that black power propaganda you're spoutin'...pure self-servin' B.S. Maybe Faith's right about 'ya...

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As Davids continues teasing what could be an eventual face turn, he is grabbed from behind by his manager/Almighty Dollar consultant Richie Pangrazzio Jr., with his teammate Marc DuBois trailing behind...

Pangrazzio - Let it go, Des. You don't need any distractions ahead of your rematch.

Frehley (OC) - Y'ALL AIN'T S---, DAVIDS!!! NOT UNTIL YOU BREAK FREE FROM THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR!!!

Davids (ignoring Frehley) - What rematch are you talkin' about, Coach? I've got a North American title to win on Saturday. Shouldn't I be focusin' on that first before The Can't Miss Prospects go for another stab at the tag titles?

Pangrazzio - After Supreme Challenge, you wanted a rematch against Hero Squad. But we wouldn't let you, because Rich wants you and Marc focusing on singles for the meantime. Guess it's time we give you and Marc that rematch you wanted. Barry gave it the go signal.

DuBois - That's terrific, Coach Richie...finally, a chance to get those belts back where they belong...

Pangrazzio - You tryin' to bust my balls, Marc? (laughs) Your match against Hero Squad is gonna be non-title. Rich and Remo get first crack at Hero Squad...or the Partay Dudez...after Welcome to the Jungle. Don't you remember?

DuBois - Wait a minute there, Coach Richie...so you're telling us that thanks to Rich and Remo's win over Hero Squad last week, we're now chopped liver?

Davids - Second-tier tag team in The Almighty Dollar? That's not what Rich promised us when he brought us in from Ms. Chase's stable.

Pangrazzio - Things change, Marc. And you might as well think about it as a chance for your friends and co-workers, The Almighty Dollar, winning the tag titles and becomin' the FIRST Triple Crown Champions in SWF history. (pauses) It's Hero Squad, okay? This is your chance to take revenge. Just give it yer 100 percent and we'll take it from there. (slaps Davids and DuBois on the back before walking away) Go get 'em, kids.

DuBois - What do you think, Des?

Davids - I think it's S---! This ain't what we expected when we were brought in. If Rich and Remo win the tag titles, there ain't no way we're gettin' our hands on those belts. Ain't no freakin' way, Marc.

DuBois - Let's just focus on Hero Squad and cross the bridge when we get there. (gives Davids another hearty slap on the back) Let's go, Des.

Davids - Dammit, Marc, you're soundin' more and more like Coach Richie and Rich Money...

Hero Squad © vs The Can't Miss Prospects (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - non-title match (82/B)

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For The Can't Miss Prospects, this isn't the type of match they need to get back into the tag team title hunt. But for Hero Squad, it's another day at the comic book hero office, as Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord run rings around a seemingly distracted Des Davids. But this match doesn't come without a bit of drama, as Atomic gets clobbered with a baseball bat by "Coach" Richie Pangrazzio Jr. as Sam Sparrow's back is turned! This allows Davids and Marc DuBois to double-team and isolate Atomic, but Sparrow, being firmly on the side of Rich Money and not apparent second-tier Almighty Dollar stable members like the Prospects, tries to ensure Davids and DuBois don't make a good impression, allowing Jungle Lord to retaliate against DuBois post-hot tag with the jungle club! Captain Atomic screams "THANKS BUT NO THANKS!!!!!!!!" to Sparrow, nails DuBois with the Mushroom Cloud, and that's all she wrote. The Can't Miss Prospects are visibly upset with Sparrow screwing them out of what they felt could have been a win...

WINNERS - Hero Squad in 7:31

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Beat Down on Hero Squad (61/C-)

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As Hero Squad do the Dance of Joy in the ring, they are stopped in their tracks by the sounds of the 24/7 Partay Dudez's new "hit single", "Fever Beat!" The Dudez, who have oddly not wrestled on Supreme TV ahead of their title match against Hero Squad at Welcome to the Jungle, make up for their lack of A-show match time by being as risque as possible while lip-syncing and dancing to "Fever Beat", then beating down on Hero Squad before they can make the first move!

Mainstream - Captain Atomic. Can't dance. Can't sing. Can't. Wrestle.

Stevie - Hey, at least he knows how to speak English somehow. This Saturday at Houston, the 24/7 Partay Dudez are gonna dance all over Hero Squad and make 'em feel the Fever Beat, straight out of Canada, home of the GREATEST OVERNIGHT MUSICAL SENSATIONS SINCE JUSTIN BIEBER, BAYBAY,BAYBAY, BAY-BAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Mainstream - MAINSTEVE!!!!!

Stevie - STEVESTREAM!!!!!!

Mainstream - MAINSTEVE!!!!!

Stevie - STEVESTREAM!!!!!!

Partay Dudez - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Stevie - Hey, that's better screamin' than Comic Book Guy over here could muster!

Mainstream - You can say that again. (pauses) Let's get outta here, Stevie. Got hundreds of purty teenage girls from Alabama backstage, y'all, waitin' to get them Partay Dudez's autographs...HYUK!

The Birmingham-Jefferson crowd boos the Dudez's mockery of the Southern accent as they return to the locker room to ostensibly sign those autographs and make their supposed teeny-bopper fanbase happy...

ANGLE - The New Chase Agency Rants About Vengeance (73/B-)

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Dawn the Cheerleader is conducting this week's first backstage interview, and as she tries to get a few words with "Easy" Emma Chase and Brandon James, she finds the two of them in a compromising position, getting it on as passionately as they could while remaining in their clothes...

Dawn - I know this may not be a good time, but...

James (sounding exasperated) - Of course it isn't a good time, Cheerleader! How would you feel if I had encroached on you and the diminutive soul man from Detroit while you were in the process of copulation and asked you about the disintegrating synergy between you and The Awesomeness?

Chase - Brandon is right. Next time you go backstage to interview us, text first, okay? Makes me wonder why they made you an announcer and interviewer in the first place, when you obviously need a crash course in professionalism. But let's get down to brass tacks.

Dawn - First of all... (laughs nervously) ...I don't know where you're getting those rumors about The Awesomeness...

James (very curtly) - Just say sorry and don't waste time in the interview.

Dawn - Sorry, Mr. James and Ms. Chase...

Chase - Brandon and Emma will do, Cheerleader. This isn't the old Chase Agency or Chase SinCorporated where we take ourselves way too seriously. It's all about work-life balance now, Dawn. And speaking of seriously...

Dawn - You would want to talk about Vengeance, right? Last week, he made comments about you and what used to be Chase SinCorporated making a "trifle out of sin." Any further comments about that?

James - What trifle is there to be made, Cheerleader, when it was us ourselves who were embodying the essence of sinful bacchanalia as per the Seven Capital Sins that had been taught us in our salad days at Sunday school? The true reason Vengeance left, if I may interject, was the fact that he realized he was becoming a liability. He quit while he was behind, and there is nothing further that I may add to that.

Dawn - But weren't you both convincing him to stay in the New Chase Agency?

Chase - That we were doing, but if you want to know the truth, we were supposed to strip him off his Chairman position anyway. We were supposed to demote him to consultant, executive advisor or any one of those other glorified ways to refer to a disgraced former member of the top brass.

Dawn - Now what about John Greed? Some time ago it had appeared that John had wanted to stay by Vengeance's side regardless of what happened to Chase SinCorporated...

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As Dawn asks this question, John Greed pops over and gets a few words in to explain his side. He's still dressed in a suit, looking like a "Brandon James Mini-Me" (as per Duane Fry) and adopting a similarly pompous style of speaking, though he doesn't use the same amount of highfalutin words as James does.

Greed - I would love to answer your question, Ms. Dawn. Though I have been one of Vengeance's long-time associates, it was with Emma and Brandon where I really felt like an equal, rather than another minion of sin talking about "greed is good this" and "greed is good that," but eventually answering to a big, cloaked figure with serious mental inconstancy. But most of all, while greed is good, it cannot be any better if there is something to be greedy about. May it be money, power or titles, you gotta want 'em all. Greed is good, and you shall know that as true when I defeat Valiant and Des Davids and win the SWF North American Title at Welcome to the Jungle. Who knows...maybe Brandon and myself could make some noise in tag team competition after we beat Vengeance and his, uh...mystery partner?

James - Be that as it may, there may not be an odder couple at this point, John. Not to mention, a better way to warm up for Welcome to the Jungle. (hoists his Nothing to Lose briefcase and shows it off, mocking Vengeance's catchphrase and showing a playful side heretofore unseen) BRIEFCASE...IS MINE!!!!

Greed - As it was, and always will be, at least until you decide to cash it in. (laughs evilly)

John Greed's signature evil laugh ends this segment as Dawn the Cheerleader walks away, feeling uncomfortable and wondering deep inside if Vengeance's mental instability rubbed off on his former stablemates...

ANGLE - The Allied Forces Argue (65/C)

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Meanwhile, Valiant and Jack Giedroyc can't seem to agree on the merits of the latter joining up with Vengeance for tonight's upcoming tag match against Brandon James and John Greed. They also argue about Valiant's strained relationship with girlfriend/manager Hannah, and Giedroyc's attempts to bring a new manager in, just in case Hannah is really sticking it out with Squeeky McClean.

Giedroyc - I don't care if he's a bloomin' fruitcake, Valiant. He's a changed man now, and I believe we can work well together and beat the crap out of James and Greed. That's right, Valiant, Brandon James. My former employer. How I would love to knock him down on his arse and send his stock dropping even further...

Valiant - I understand, Jack. I'm aware of how Emma Chase and company drove a wedge between us and broke up The Allied Forces. But we have more important things to worry about. I've got Rich Money tonight and still no Hannah in my corner. You've got Eric Eisen on Saturday, and you certainly can't forget how he cost us that match against The Almighty Dollar. (pauses) I just don't trust Vengeance. For one, he doesn't care as much for his country as he cares about being a vigilante of some sorts. He's still NUTS, Jack, and he's not the man you want on your side if you want closure against the Agency.

Giedroyc - It's already booked, Valiant. And regarding Hannah, I think we can, y'know...work around that.

Valiant - What do you mean "work around that?"

Giedroyc - I can have you covered on Saturday against Davids and Greed.

Valiant (sighing) - Thanks for the effort, Jack, but NO THANKS. (glares at Giedroyc) There can only be one Hannah, and I can do just fine without her if she chooses to stay with that hypocrite Squeeky McClean. If she comes back, all the better, but I do NOT need a make-do manager like what you're suggesting.

Giedroyc is left scratching his head as Valiant storms off to another part of the locker room.

Jack Giedroyc and Vengeance vs Brandon James and John Greed (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) (70/C+)

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This match, though marred by an uncharacteristic botched madman clothesline from Vengeance on John Greed, is an interesting one, as this is the first time we're seeing both ad-hoc teams in action. There don't appear to be any chemistry issues, and James draws a lot of heat for bashing Giedroyc with the Nothing to Lose Briefcase as Chase distracts her favorite target, referee Shane Stones. ("Looks like the Stoner has another boner," quips Duane Fry as Stones looks transfixed by Chase's "dollar signs.") There's also a lot of drama in parts of this match where Vengeance and Greed are the legal (or illegal) men; Greed, however, kicks out of the Six Feet Under at about 3:30 into the match. Still, it's the good guys who come away with the win, as Vengeance counters a James attempt at a piledriver into the Skull Krusher, winning the match in just a shade over seven minutes.

WINNERS - Giedroyc and Vengeance in 7:01

ANGLE - Money Rants About Men Unda Pressure (90/A)

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We now have Rich Money in the ring, ranting about the Men Unda Pressure, and cutting yet another long promo about his long-running enemies, while at the same time denying any involvement in the "tribute video" that revealed he had a son named Bobby with rock journalist/wrestling manager Karen (Killer) Kallovski.

Money - Last night, I was playing pool with my girlfriend and Uprising GM Lisa Bowen and a good friend of mine sitting over there at the announce table, Mr. Duane Fry. (pauses as the crowd chants "CHICKEN FRY!", much to Money and Fry's collective chagrin) Yeah, go boo him all you want, MARKS...or should I say HARKS? Credit to my High Stakes rookie, Dave Newton, for coining that term. See, you minimum-wage Joe Schmoes from Alabama, you aren't just marks who eat up everything you read and hear about. You're also HICKS who probably think sports entertainment is... (takes a long pause) ...you know what I'm talking about. Anyway, I was talking about Duane Fry, a real swell individual who is, hands down, the best damn announcer in Supreme nowadays, if not ever. He's a great guy who has one weakness, and that's the fact he can't seem to shut up about the SWF App. Last week, Remo and myself were elevating ourselves to number one contender status for the tag team gold, but all Duane kept talking about was the SWF App,how to download it, and what MARKS like yourself can get out of it. Most of you probably don't know how to use a smartphone anyway, and probably think Apple made the Samsung Galaxy series, so why does he even bother? Nitpicking aside, Duane's a great guy, and he did show me something on that damned app last night. According to the amazing SWF App, it appears that 76 percent of the SWF Galaxy thinks I set Jack Bruce up by commissioning an interview with his friends, family, bandmates and his bastard son.

Guess what, SWF Galaxy. (speaking in a faux Southern accent, like the Partay Dudez earlier, only much better) 76 percent of all y'alls yokels thinks Ah done set Jack Bruce up bah innarviewin' everyone who gotta axe ta' grind aginst heee-yum? 76 percent of you don't know crap. As I said last week to Jack himself, I have better things to do than set him up and make him look like a baby-making, drug-addled rock star. Because we already know that. My focus now is on one man, and that's Tom "Angry" Gilmore. I've already beaten him twice. And yes, I will admit the second time I beat him, I had a certain 7'6" monster from Russia lend me a valuable hand. But at Welcome to the Jungle, you will all see for yourselves that being the Moneyman I am, I don't need anyone's help in putting away your straight-edge superstar and keeping this title. There will be no associates, no managers, EVERYONE will be banned from ringside. And that's just the way I want it on Saturday night at Houston, at Minute Maid Park. That's Money, SWF Galaxy HARKS. And Money is one thing Tom Gilmore will never be as I beat him for a THIRD and DECISIVE time for the Supreme Heavyweight title.

ANGLE - Eisen Promo (72/B-)

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It's now Jason Azaria's turn to do the backstage interviewing, and he's speaking to Eric Eisen as the latter hypes his upcoming Tables Match against Jack Giedroyc at Welcome to the Jungle. But as we find out from Azaria, the match just might become part of the pre-show due to Marat Khoklov's recently announced "Five Minute Challenge."

Azaria - Here's a little fact the SWF Galaxy may not know...Welcome to the Jungle's pre-show might be getting a much-needed jolt of high-level excitement, as Jack Giedroyc and Eric Eisen will likely have their Tables Match moved to the...

E. Eisen - Not gonna happen, Jason.

Azaria - Look, Eric, you probably shouldn't be shooting the messenger here...

E. Eisen - Two months. TWO MONTHS I've had to show my stuff at the pre-show at the SWF's pay-per-view events. Is that how they really want to treat a FORMER World Heavyweight Champion? The Son of the Boss? The Supreme Iconoclast, Eric Eisen? Unlike all those other losers they want openin' things up...the Bumfholes...the EEEEEEVIL Asian Koshiro Ino and Lobster Freakin' Warrior...I'm a REAL PERSON. And unlike Moscow's most comical MMA fighter Marat Khoklov, I can actually wrestle.

For a few moments, the crowd at Birmingham-Jefferson jeers at Eisen, yelling "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!" (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP), further angering the newly-renamed Supreme Iconoclast.

E. Eisen - They're talking about Khoklov. (pauses as his cohorts Franklin Huggins III and "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith nod their heads) Save your breath, SWF Galaxy, Marat ain't here, mannnnnnnn!!!! (lets out a hyena laugh)

Azaria - It isn't even final yet that you'll be moved to the pre-show, thought I'd let you know that. But would you care to share me your game plan against Jack Giedroyc at Welcome to the Jungle?

E. Eisen (scoffing) - There may not even be a game plan against Jack Gie-Droll at Welcome to the Jungle. That's because if we do not get assurance of our match getting moved to the main show...I am personally kicking Occupy SWF into overdrive and TENDERING MY RESIGNATION from the Rich Money Wrestling Federation effective IMMEDIATELY!

Eisen's whining is loud enough to attract the attention of Jack Giedroyc, who walks by as Azaria continues conducting his interview...

ANGLE - Eisen and Giedroyc Brawl (66/C+)

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Giedroyc (sarcastically) - Sounds like a plan, Supreme Crybaby...y'know, I would have expected more from someone whose dad pays our wages and keeps us employed...

This results in Eisen swinging wildly at Giedroyc, but missing badly as the Englishman starts to unload on both Huggins and Dozer! Eisen regains his bearings, tells his Entourage to stand down, and jumps Giedroyc from behind with a powerslam similar to Kurt Laramee's Switchblade Powerslam...is this art imitating life, considering KP Avatar used this move on Eisen in their real-life brawl back in February? Both men duke it out as Azaria moves to a safer distance and hypes both the SWF App and the upcoming matches for the evening - Tom Gilmore vs John Anderson, Rich Money vs Valiant and, in a rematch of their I Quit Match at Supreme Challenge, Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley. Meanwhile, officials can be seen in the background breaking up the Giedroyc-Eisen brawl as Azaria calls for a commercial break...

Tom "Angry" Gilmore (w/Jessie) vs John Anderson (82/B)

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Gilmore's beef with Anderson is simple - he doesn't appreciate the former Human Arsenal's devil's advocacy and how it influenced Man Unda Pressure Chris Morrisette to unretire the lobster mask and suit and have High Stakes rookie Kirk Jameson act as Krustacean Kirk on occasion. Far from your usual "jobber to the stars", Anderson shows off his versatility, nearly making Gilmore tap with a Texas Deathlock at around 5:30, and continuing his strong run at around 7:20 by landing a Northern Lights Suplex on the "SWF's Original Straight-Edge Superstar." But he's obviously not going over Gilmore tonight, as Angry comes back at the nine-minute mark by breaking the Clear Conscience/Ammo Dump and landing a desperation side Russian legsweep. With both men recovered, Gilmore lets loose with a series of basic moves, including a series of mounted punches, and finally hits the Anger Management at 11:10, but before he could cover Anderson, he's interrupted by the presence of a good friend of his...

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It's Lobster Warrior, and he doesn't agree with how Gilmore is now abusing Anderson! Lobby and Gilmore argue a bit, and if not for Jessie warning her husband about a now-revived Anderson, we would have seen an upset. Instead, Gilmore blocks the Clear Conscience, and again goes for the Anger Management! Anderson does the job again for a far more established performer, but not without a few close calls...

WINNER - Gilmore in 12:37

ANGLE - Khoklov Hype Video (76/B-)

So will it be the pre-show or the main show for Marat Khoklov? Rich Money's not going to like this, because it looks like the Big Boss has intervened on his son Eric's behalf - Marat Khoklov's five-minute challenge will be part of the Supreme TV pre-show, and not the PPV proper, and while his opponent(s) are unknown, it goes without saying this will not be pretty at all for the presumed jobbers scheduled to face him.

Valiant Gets Ready (69/C+)

He's walking alone to the ring - after his argument with Jack Giedroyc and his ongoing problems with Hannah, the honorable patriot Valiant is all by himself, preparing for a Champion vs Champion match against Rich Money, with the latter expected to win this one even with no cheating involved.

Valiant © vs Rich Money © (w/Lisa Bowen) - non-title Champion vs Champion match (79/B)

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This match is primarily dominated by the Moneyman, which is no surprise - he's the Supreme Heavyweight Champion, and upper midcarders like Valiant, even if they're wearing a belt around their waists, are normally paired against him to make him look good. But Valiant refuses to give up, even after several false finishes - in fact, there's a point in the middle of the match where Valiant hits the V-Split on Money and covers him - that ends with a two-count from referee Ric Young. But things get wild and woolly towards the end, as Squeeky McClean and his new paramour/manager Hannah appear! This throws Valiant off, and Rich Money appears to be going for the kill at around 13:20 with the Bank Roll. But it's Money who gets distracted, as Squeeky, who's trying to kiss Hannah in the lips, gets a slap in the face for his troubles! That's all the energy Valiant needs to feed off, and with Hannah apparently on his side once again, he grabs Money from behind (as he yells out orders to Squeeky) and goes for the flash pinfall! ONE...TWO...THREE! STUNNING UPSET FROM VALIANT! Rich Money cannot believe it as he storms out of the ring with his girlfriend Lisa Bowen and a heartbroken Squeeky...

WINNER - Valiant in 13:55

ANGLE - Valiant and Hannah Kiss (72/B-)

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Looks like that's it for the Valiant vs Squeeky feud, and all's well that ends well - Valiant and Hannah are reunited, and celebrate with a kiss that's broadcasted on the Supreme-Tron for an even higher mush factor. Jack Giedroyc, who had been arguing earlier with Valiant, joins the reunited couple in the ring and celebrates his friend's upset win and reconciliation with girlfriend/manager. "Get 'em out of there!", yells Duane Fry, who gets rebuked by Peter Michaels for being so crusty and bitter following his friend Rich Money's surprising loss.

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - I Quit Match (83/B)

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This marks the long-awaited rematch between former best friends Christian Faith and Steve Frehley, and while things were, at first, about Frehley feeling belittled by the Supreme Legend and not given his fair shakes, it's recently become more about race. But that doesn't matter to the fans at Birmingham-Jefferson, all of which, black or white, boo Frehley out of the arena and shower Faith with "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheers. Just like at Supreme Challenge, we see tables playing a huge part in this match, with Frehley warming up for his title match against Jack Bruce on Saturday by driving Faith through TWO tables stacked against each other! That's not enough, though, to make Faith quit, even as he's received an inordinate amount of punishment at this juncture (11:30 into the match).

At 14:40, the match has spilled out to the locker room area. Here we see the Faith-Up kick in, as the Supreme Legend finds his second wind and gets the crowd pumped with Machine Gun Faith Hammers and his usual pre-finisher Gutwrench Powerbomb. Frehley refuses to quit after that, and he's still hanging on after receiving a Leap of Faith, then a Test of Faith. So who or what's going to make either one of these men say "I Quit" and provide some closure to that part of the blood feud? It's not Remo, as the Alpha Dog puts an end to the Faith-Up by landing the Destroyer and Lumbar Puncture on Faith and Frehley respectively. Both men refuse to quit following that interference. Instead, it's this man...

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That's right - Jack Bruce is in the building after all, and as Faith continues to recover, Bruce puts down his guitar case, takes out the (gimmicked) electric guitar, and bashes Frehley on the head with it before casually walking away! It's all legal in this type of match, and Jez McArthuer is now ready to ask the question again...

McArthuer - Frehley, do you quit?

Frehley - I F---IN' QUIT, YOU LI'L PIECE OF S--- REFEREE, IF ONLY TO PRESERVE MYSELF, SO I CAN SHOW THESE IDIOTIC SWF GALAXY PEOPLE WHAT I DO TO F---IN' SUPERFICIAL ROCK STARS LIKE JACK BRUCE!!!

A simple "I Quit" would have done, Steve...but in any case, Faith wins this match and enters Welcome to the Jungle strong, despite the Remo attack earlier in the match. Frehley, on the other hand, has even more to prove against Bruce in the Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match for the World Heavyweight title. The announcers talk up the big matches scheduled for Welcome to the Jungle as Supreme TV's Go Home Show, well...goes home.

WINNER - Faith in 20:00

SWF Supreme TV Grade - 84/B+
TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 80/B
Increased Popularity in 3 Regions
SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.27

Big Roguey · July 11, 2013

Operation: Make Valiant A Star is a go-go then. The win over Rich is just the ticket for him.

3rdStringPG · July 11, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Show OOC:

- Another short and sweet run-through of post-show observations before I post the Welcome to the Jungle and Uprising cards for prediction. Let's see how everyone's doing in the prediction game so far,and for those who want to join or rejoin, you can still qualify at this point! Requirement to qualify for the monthly prize is at least six out of nine cards predicted. We've now got flaviooooo taking the solo lead in what looks to be a very "colorful" leaderboard.

1. flaviooooo - 18/20, 90% (+5/6)

2. Croquemitaine - 17/20, 85% (+3/6, +1)

3. Rickymex - 16/20, 80% (+4/6)

3. Phantom Stranger - 16/20, 80% (+4/6, +1)

5. MichiganHewo - 14/20, 70% (+3/6)

6. Psycho Sam - 13/20, 65% (+3/6)

7. Midnightnick - 12/20, 60% (+3/6)

Astil - 2/6, 33%

- Yes, I happen to be one of those who are quite high on Valiant. Unfortunately, his popularity didn't rise too much following the upset win - up from 72 in most U.S. regions to 73. As for Rich Money, he was "extremely unhappy" at having to lose, but his overall morale is still at "Happy", down from "Very Happy."

- Khoklov in the PPV pre-show? Sadly, I just have too much difficulty getting a good match grade out of him. If his star quality and menace weren't so through-the-roof, I'd make a Great Khali out of him. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

- As a teaser for what's coming in August or September, Des Davids may be turning face, thus making him my first worker to have two turns in the same year. Why turn Des? Blame it on Marc DuBois - his love for Mary Jane makes him a prime candidate to get fired for a third soft drugs violation, and even if he doesn't get canned, his contract will be up for renewal in just a few weeks...

- Originally, I was planning for Faith vs Frehley to be a schmozz, with the referee losing control of the match with a wild brawl taking place in the ring (Bruce attacking Frehley, Remo attacking Faith, etc.), but the game doesn't seem to allow for draws to take place in I Quit matches, even if you specify that the match should end with one.

3rdStringPG · July 11, 2013

OOC - Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games! No telling when I'll have the PPV up, but predictions are now open! (Minute Maid Park is listed as Enron Field on the RW 2003 mod, but I'm using the present name...)

Oh, and I guaran-damn-tee everyone, the Paratroopers (save for Paranoia) have been hired. No more Parts Unknown doing the job in their stead. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Welcome to the Jungle

Minute Maid Park (Texas, Mid-South)

Saturday, August 17, 2013 (Week 2)

????? vs Marat Khoklov - Five-Minute Challenge (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Eric Eisen - Tables Match

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim - Best Two of Three Tables Match

Lobster Warrior vs Koshiro Ino - Standard Match for vacant SWF United States title

Vengeance vs Brandon James - Ladder Match for James' Nothing to Lose Briefcase

Christian Faith vs Remo - Standard Number One Contender Match for SWF World Heavyweight title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Rich Money © - Standard Match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title, stablemates/managers banned from ringside

SWF Uprising

Abe Lemons Arena (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Sunday, August 18, 2013 (Week 2)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (c?)

The Cali Dragons vs The Eisen Entourage

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Spencer Spade (c?)

High Concept vs ??????

The Awesomeness vs Biggz in Japan

Joshua Taylor vs Squeeky McClean

Lobster Warrior (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (c?) - SWF United States title rematch

</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who will Marat Khoklov's mystery opponent(s) be in the pre-show Five-Minute Challenge? (Could either be one man or a tag team)

Bonus Question #2 - Looks like The Awesomeness are turning heel very soon. Who will their new manager be? (CLUE - ex-TCW or USPW, not Karen Killer.)

Big Roguey · July 11, 2013

SWF Welcome to the Jungle

Minute Maid Park (Texas, Mid-South)

Saturday, August 17, 2013 (Week 2)

????? vs Marat Khoklov - Five-Minute Challenge (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Eric Eisen - Tables Match

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim - Best Two of Three Tables Match

Lobster Warrior vs Koshiro Ino - Standard Match for vacant SWF United States title

Vengeance vs Brandon James - Ladder Match for James' Nothing to Lose Briefcase

Christian Faith vs Remo - Standard Number One Contender Match for SWF World Heavyweight title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Rich Money © - Standard Match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title, stablemates/managers banned from ringside - Nothing about future stablemates showing up.

SWF Uprising

Abe Lemons Arena (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Sunday, August 18, 2013 (Week 2)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (c?)

The Cali Dragons vs The Eisen Entourage

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Spencer Spade (c?)

High Concept vs ??????

The Awesomeness vs Biggz in Japan

Joshua Taylor vs Squeeky McClean

Bonus Question #1 - Who will Marat Khoklov's mystery opponent(s) be in the pre-show Five-Minute Challenge? Adrian Noelson & Ashton Barnaby

Bonus Question #2 - Looks like The Awesomeness are turning heel very soon. Who will their new manager be? "The Master of The Megastars" Floyd Goldworthy!

Phantom Stranger · July 11, 2013

SWF Welcome to the Jungle

Minute Maid Park (Texas, Mid-South)

Saturday, August 17, 2013 (Week 2)

????? vs Marat Khoklov - Five-Minute Challenge (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Eric Eisen - Tables Match

Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim - Best Two of Three Tables Match

Lobster Warrior vs Koshiro Ino - Standard Match for vacant SWF United States title

Vengeance vs Brandon James - Ladder Match for James' Nothing to Lose Briefcase

Christian Faith vs Remo - Standard Number One Contender Match for SWF World Heavyweight title

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Rich Money © - Standard Match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title, stablemates/managers banned from ringside

SWF Uprising

Abe Lemons Arena (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Sunday, August 18, 2013 (Week 2)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (c?)

The Cali Dragons vs The Eisen Entourage

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Spencer Spade (c?)

High Concept vs ??????

The Awesomeness vs Biggz in Japan

Joshua Taylor vs Squeeky McClean

Lobster Warrior (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (c?) - SWF United States title rematch

Bonus Question #1 - Who will Marat Khoklov's mystery opponent(s) be in the pre-show Five-Minute Challenge? (Could either be one man or a tag team) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Looks like The Awesomeness are turning heel very soon. Who will their new manager be? (CLUE - ex-TCW or USPW, not Karen Killer.) Floyd Goldworthy

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