SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · September 1, 2013

OOC - Yup, The Eisen Entourage is, for the meantime, the perfect stable. But who knows what the coming weeks will bring? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Anyway, here's Supreme TV, and I'm not too sure if I'll be able to post High Stakes and Uprising within the next day like I normally do. Aside from putting the finishing touches on a work project, I might have to accompany my girlfriend to the hospital. Ear injury incurred while diving, but hopefully nothing too serious... SWF Supreme TV Tuesday, October 1, 2013 Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec) DARK MATCHES: None. UPRISING: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money and DeColts Argue (84/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Tonight's Supreme TV, the first of two Canadian Supreme TVs for the month of October, comes to us live from Quebec's Colisee de Kahnawake, and like many Supreme TVs before it, opens with Rich Money on the mic and the crowd booing every word he says. Money - First of all, Quebec, thank you for that gracious welcome. It is much appreciated by a man of my stature, as it only proves that the SWF Galaxy MARKS up North are just as dumb as the ones back home. Why do I not appear fazed by the goings-on of recent weeks, dear marks? Why does it not perturb me that Tom Gilmore stole my belt, that lollygagger Remo refuses to see that I did things at Under Control for the love of Money and everything it stands for, and that Nicky Champion continues to rant against the system and show no respect for the man who saved him from the pits of Miami? By that I don't mean my hometown, but rather the promotion that rewards age and size above anything else. It's simple, people. (pauses) It's because I know everything is going to be alright, once I'm done getting the Hawkeye Hammer, and Nicky Champion, out of the SWF for good. That's right...Break Like the Wind's main event won't be Tom Gilmore defending the belt he stole against the gold standard for nepotism, corruption and childish behavior Eric Eisen, nor would it be Jack Bruce and Remo defeating themselves as My Giant, Marat Khoklov, finally wins that World Heavyweight title if only to prove that he can win some gold if he put his mind to it. And you know he can, because when Marat Khoklov joined the SWF in 2009, he had Future Champion written all over him. But before I can refocus my energy on winning World or Supreme Heavyweight at any cost, I've got a troublemaker to get rid of - that Hawkeye Hammer-slinging rebel without a cause Nicky Champion. If I win, I become the next number one contender for World or Supreme Heavyweight, and Nicky high-tails it back to Miami, where the wrestling is mediocre and the pay is, well, anything but Money kind of money. If he wins...all he gets is his job and the use of his finisher. (pauses as the crowd boos at the unfair stipulations) You don't like those stipulations? Hey, don't go booing me! I don't make the matches here. I may have enough to retire from Supreme as early as I want, and I may have enough to buy this godforsaken company if I wanted to. But I have no power to book matches, and I don't pretend to either. And speaking of retirement, I heard Christian Faith's gonna be calling it almost-quits soon. Big deal, SWF Galaxy. You see, that's the problem with people who lose big matches. They up and decide they're quitting, or in Faith's case, going on semi-retirement. That's not Money! I mean, look at me...I've had a bad stretch...I lost my faction, I lost my best friend just like Faith did months ago, I lost my bid to fight for Supreme Heavyweight at Break Like the Wind. But life goes on, MARKS. Besides, you people NEED a Rich Money in the SWF. You need someone to remind you, that no matter how good you or your partner looks, no matter how much money you're making, and no matter how talented your heroes are, there's always gonna be somebody better-looking than you, with a hot young fiancee...somebody richer than you...and somebody more talented than your disposable heroes. People think I'm not affected by the recent events? Yeah, they make me angry, that's for sure, but they don't put the quit into me. So how about it, Faith? You upset about losing your chance at the big dance? Go get your wrinkled ass over here and give me a tuneup match. An old dog like you can learn new tricks if you want to have an edge over that loose cannon Steve Frehley. While I...could learn a thing or two about those things or two you've been teaching Nicky Champion. Win-win, Christian. You win...I win...and Nicky Champion loses. Hey...nobody can have their cake and eat it too, right? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AlexDeColt_zps521f2779.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackDeColt_zps41acc99d.jpg</div> Rich Money's spiel, now in its seventh or eighth minute, is broken up by the arrival of two Canadian heroes. Most SWF fans may not recognize them, but those in Canada know who they are - CGC's DeColt brothers, Alex and Jack. J. DeColt - You're wasting your breath, Rich. Your good friend Mr. Bowen toured us all around the locker room and we didn't see Christian Faith in there. A. DeColt - He didn't make the flight up to Canada, which is a pity, but he'll be in Ontario next week. You're gonna have to wait, Rich Money. Tonight, Jack and myself have matches against you and Remo. Money - Remo? Have you no idea about what happened between the two of us? (pauses) Oh, I forgot. You're not from Supreme, so maybe my question should be this. Who the hell are you and what are you doing in this arena? How did you two wrestler-impersonators get past security? J. DeColt (laughing) - Wrestler-impersonators? Au contraire, Rich Money. A. DeColt - We are DeColts. I'm Alex, and that's my brother Jack. And you promised us a tryout. You know, a chance to infuse some of that Canadian mat work into your Supreme Wrestling Federation. Money - Damn right this is my Supreme Wrestling Federation. And if I did promise you a quote-unquote tryout as per Barry Bowen, I would have remembered. Now go on, buzz off, go back to your cheapo promotion, DeLarge brothers or whatever your names are. A. DeColt - February 2013, remember? While you were insulting the intelligence of the SWF Galaxy and claiming you were bringing Tommy Cornell over, you told us you'd bring us over from CGC to Supreme because of our status over here. Said I'd be facing your buddy Remo, who was then pulling the wool over Vengeance's eyes. J. DeColt - We were supposed to have a match, Rich, the moment the SWF toured Canada. Well,the SWF's touring Canada now. Where are our matches? Money (pausing for a few moments) - Have you spoken to Barry, er...Mr. Bowen? J. DeColt - YES. He said if you and Remo are up for it, then it's on. He'll book it. Money (sighing) - I guess since I have nothing to do tonight, I can be a good ambassador for the SWF and show you how inferior your product is. As for Remo, I dunno about him, Alan... A. DeColt - Alex. Money - Does it even matter? Lousy Canadian athlete versus lazy American athlete. Remo and I were friends when we made this deal, assuming you two are telling the truth, and while I can't speak for him, I'm sure he'll nod his head and go back to whatever he's doing - reading a comic book, going on a Temple Run, sleeping his butt off, I don't care. Now get the hell out of here before I change my mind. J. DeColt - Punches to Faces! A. DeColt - WELCOME TO DECOLT COUNTRY, RICH MONEY!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Barry Bowen Intimidates Champion (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Meanwhile, as the crowd applauds the announcement of Jack DeColt vs Rich Money in the main event, Duane Fry announces some of the other matches, plus one more confirmed match for Break Like the Wind - Valiant vs John Anderson in a rematch for the North American title! But how's Valiant going to hold up with the Pep Rally stable in disarray and him at odds with Jack Giedroyc? First, we see Nicky Champion in Commissioner Barry Bowen's office, and he looks to be in trouble. B. Bowen - Look at this, Nicky. Your match last Wednesday against Franklin Huggins. Damn near took his head off with...what's this? A Hawkeye Hammer? Champion - Well, it was a running elbow, but I don't see any swinging motion here. Nicky Champion has been doing as you said the past couple of weeks, and Nicky Champion can assure you that that is NOT a Hawkeye Hammer. B. Bowen - Yeah, but it LOOKS like a Hawkeye Hammer. From now on, Nicky, I don't want to see anything that remotely resembles a Hawkeye Hammer until your match with Rich Money is over. We can't keep worrying about the welfare of the men you face in the ring! Champion - And Nicky Champion can't keep worrying about whether your daughter has actually caught you getting it in really tight with Rich Money. C'mon, Mr. Bowen. You can trust me with your secret. I'm not gonna tell Lisa... B. Bowen - ENOUGH!!! You are really trying my patience, Nicky, and if I get one more smart-alecky and crude comment from you, I will... (pauses as his cell phone rings) Hello? Oh, hi, Mr. Eisen. I was just having a talk with Nicky Champion, and...come on, Mr. Eisen, you can't be serious. A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION? Yes, I know the third quarter of 2013 has just ended. Why do we have to do it... (pauses to listen to Richard Eisen) Oh, I see. You think I did horribly in Q3. Don't worry, Mr. Eisen, I... (pauses again) FIRE ME?!?!? If Nicky Champion wins? What if he loses? (pauses) A personal improvement plan for me? That, with all due respect, is a huge insult for someone who has always thought of the SWF Galaxy first and himself later, but...it beats being fired... Champion - Ooooh, Nicky Champion likes the sound of that. B. Bowen - Just shut it and get out of my office. Champion (sarcastically saluting the Commissioner) - SIR YES SIR!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Des Davids vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cpbbuaIA3Ds?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Money - Pink Floyd HD (Studio Version)"></iframe></div></div> (w/The New Chase Agency) (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> This match, pitting the now storyline-less face Des Davids against Nothing to Lose briefcase/contract holder Brandon James is an intense one, but not one that the Quebec fans seem to appreciate too much, given Davids not being that well known yet up north and both men having similar brawl-oriented styles. James has the upper hand for most of this match, and comes very close to pinning Davids with the Brandon Bomb Drop at 3:50, but instead of coming into contact with Davids, The Zim's briefcase shot hits Big Money instead and Davids picks up the victory. Emma Chase looks on with quiet anger at The Zim as Ric Young counts one, two, three and awards Davids the upset win. WINNER - Davids in 6:15</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Chase Fires The Zim (65/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Dollar%20Signs/EmmaChase_alt3jt_zpse1ffa62b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Peter Michaels roundly criticizes The Zim's "idiotic" move and continues putting Brandon James over by saying Big Money didn't need anyone's help as Ms. Chase grabs a microphone and The Zim does the same. Chase - I'm sorry, Mr. Bumfhole. I gave Paul Huntingdon and Jack Giedroyc numerous chances back when they were messing up. And I've since learned not to be so lenient and tolerant to screw-ups. Des Davids and Marc DuBois? I sold them to Rich Money at the very first offer he submitted. And you, Mr. Bumfhole... The Zim - You're scaring me, Emma...what happened to Zim? Zimmy Bear? Even ZIMMERMAN? C'mon, Emma! It was an accident! Chase - It is incompetent perverts like yourself who make Mr. James look bad and diminish the value of his Nothing to Lose contract. And it's MISS Chase. The Zim - Whatever happened to those times...the fun we had backstage...how we made my no-good talentless brother jealous. What happened to those nights at the Holiday Inn while the others were sleepin' at the Marriott or wherever. Remember the time when we made hot lovin' in the back seat of Brandon's Rolls? We were on FIRE, Emma! We had awesome chemistry! (makes pelvic thrust gestures) BOO-YEAAAAHHHHH!!!! Chase (shaking her head) - Stop embarrassing me, Mr. Bumfhole, and consider yourself TERMINATED from the New Chase Agency. The Zim - Uh...fair enough, Emma. I mean, you aren't the only fish in the Zim-a-licious sea, and a sexual American like myself shouldn't be outta work for long, but I have just one question. What about Asher? Chase - Mr. Ginsberg's not here. But I'm sure he's already received his termination papers via fax. Thank you, Mr. Bumfhole. The Chase Agency wishes you the best in your future endeavors. As The Zim dejectedly returns to the locker room ahead of Chase, Brandon James and John Greed, the announcers talk about what could happen to The New Chase Agency now that Chase has only two clients remaining. Fry - And then there were two. Emma Chase has made more changes to her Agency this year than Spinal Tap has changed drummers, and I'm not sure if that's exactly good business! Michaels - It's called achieving synergy, Duane. It's about going lean and mean for the best interests of business, and you obviously don't have a clue about it. But I can't say I'm surprised. Like a certain Jack Bruce, you never made it past high school. Fry - That's because I started working here after graduation! Michaels - The perfect excuse for ignorance.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Promo Interrupted by Captain Atomic (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</div> And we have another "blurrycam" locker room promo from Bobby Bruce, fresh from his recent defeat against Tom "Angry" Gilmore, yet not any less humbled by losses to two of the SWF's best and most popular and very confident of defeating Jungle Lord tonight in singles action. B. Bruce - A fluke. Nothing but a lucky Anger Management from Tom Gilmore to do me in last week. But I was actually expecting that, JACK. You and Tom have always been Top of the Pops here in Supreme. Referees baby your kind like they do the same to the Moneys and Remos. The Christian Faiths. The Steve Frehleys scare the bejeezus out of them and force their hand to give 'em the win. No wonder you main event veterans are such big f---in' babies. But speaking of babies, I'm gonna be up against one of 'em today. Jungle Lord, the Wild Man of Borneo. I know that guy's game plan - hardest-hitting slaps and chops in the business. Climbin' the top rope like he climbs 'em trees in the jungle and goes for the Jungle Jack-Jammer. But he doesn't have my technical ability. He doesn't have the Bobby Blitz. And Jungle Lord, most of all, doesn't have a prayer against a REAL rock 'n' roll rebel wrestler like myself. The SWF made me the biggest signing since Marat Khoklov, and though I agree with you, JACK, that he can't wrestle for s---, I certainly hope he's gonna break you like the Bobby Bruce Bonanza is gonna break all sorts of records on the charts. First, the local radio stations over at L.A. Next, the Billboard Modern Rock Charts. Then, the Hot 100. Then... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpg</div> Atomic - THEN YOU FACE JUNGLE LORD AND MYSELF IN A HAM-FISTED HELVETICA OF A HANDICAAAAAAAAP MAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! B. Bruce - Geez, what is YOUR problem, Zero Squad? One of you can't string a coherent sentence together. The other one, meaning you, screams at the top of his lungs and talks absolute nonsense that would've been too weird for Frank Zappa had he still been alive. You wanna make this a handicap match? Let's do it. One Bobby Bruce, greater than sign, ten Zero Squads. Simple math, radioactive waste. Multiples of zero amount to zero. Atomic - TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW, BODACIOUSLY BAD BOBBY BRUCE!!!!!!!! IT'S YOUR FANTASTICALLY FRIVOLOUS FUNERAL!!!!!!! B. Bruce - And the alliterations? You do understand what that means, right? Atomic (in a very low, normal voice) - Yes. B. Bruce - I thought so. After all, you're not Jungle Jane. But man, you, Captain Atomic, are a candidate for the crazy house. (walks away) I never guessed that hangin' out backstage as a wrestler would introduce me to more whackos than the backstage of a rock concert! Sheesh! Poor Man's Tarzan and the bastard offspring of Jim Force and The Incredible Hulk. Talk about a mismatch...ON THEIR END! Till next time, this is Bobby Bruce, the Rock 'n' Wrestling Prodigy, rockin' on.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer and The Awesomeness) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjpnXcGZ9w" rel="external nofollow">Hero Squad</a> - Handicap Match (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Bobby Bruce talks a good game, but can he play one? This is a conventional handicap - only one man from the tag team can be in the ring - but Bruce has three people in his corner, manager/kayfabe mom Karen Killer and tag team champs The Awesomeness. This allows Bruce to control the first half of the match, but referee Shane Stones eventually has enough and asks Bruce's backup to leave! As he does that, Bruce lands the Bobby Blitz on Jungle Lord, but Stones probably took too long to banish Killer/The Awesomeness - Jungle Lord kicks out in two! This angers Bruce, and with Captain Atomic in the ring and in full-on no-sell mode, he lands a Mushroom Cloud on Bruce and the self-proclaimed "rock 'n' wrestling prodigy" continues his losing streak... WINNER - Hero Squad in 5:57</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Randy B. and Valiant and "Giedroyc" Argue (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</div> One of tonight's matches will pit the tag team of Valiant and Randy Bumfhole against John Anderson and a man claiming to be Jack Giedroyc. Here we see Valiant and Randy B. talking backstage as they prepare for action later on in the evening. While Valiant is so insistent that it's Giedroyc who has turned on him by fooling around with Hannah, Bumfhole believes otherwise and suspects it could be one of John Anderson's mind games - hiring someone who looks similar to Giedroyc to throw Valiant off before their North America title rematch. R. Bumfhole - You're assuming too much, Valiant. Whatever happened to "innocent until proven guilty"? Valiant - I saw them with my own two eyes, Randy. I saw that turncoat Jack Giedroyc, a man whom I had forgiven despite his previous deeds against me. I saw him and my girlfriend Hannah acting like a brand-new couple. He's always been insecure and jealous, and the fool I was to trust him months ago when we brought The Allied Forces back together! And Hannah...after I listened to her for all these times...after I paid attention to her so diligently and respected her wishes...she had the nerve to run off with Jack. R. Bumfhole - I still kinda find it hard to believe, Val. Would Jack really have it in him to do such a thing? Valiant - You know he does. And you'd have to have a pretty short memory to forget what he was like when he was calling himself Rogue. Crashing On...by hook or by crook. Remember? Remember how he sold out his ideals to join the Chase Agency, only to turn around and ask for forgiveness when he outlived their usefulness? He hasn't been the same since Christmas Clash 2010, and you know it. R. Bumfhole - People can change, man. Look at me...Zimmy's gone from the Agency. I'm not discounting the chance of The Amazing Bumfholes gettin' back together again, partyin' on down and doin' it like we used to - as brothers. Valiant - Yes indeed, Randy. Yes indeed, they can change. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HannahPotter_zps27ae3815.jpg</div> As Valiant continues to ruminate on Giedroyc's treachery, his possible impersonator arrives on the scene with Hannah in tow. The man looks almost exactly like Giedroyc, but a few red and green streaks remain in his hair. And he also seems to overdose his statements with British expressions, as if he's trying too hard in his impersonation... (OOC - can't find a Joey Poison render where his hair's almost completely brown!) "Giedroyc" - Oh, 'allo, mate, just thought Hannah and myself would say hi and wish you luck for the match against that bastard John Anderson... R. Bumfhole (angrily) - You're not Jack Giedroyc...you're one of John Anderson's associates pretending to be him! "Giedroyc" - Stop bein' daft, Randy Bumfhole. (to Valiant) And you, Valiant...ever seen what Randy Hannah is like? (winks his eyes) You can't keep that tension pent-up forever... Valiant - That voice...that particular English accent...that evil smirk you flashed before you beat down on me with that flagpole at Christmas Clash 2010. (to R. Bumfhole) Stand down, Randy, I've got this...got this turncoat and dirty rotten scoundrel right where I want him... "Giedroyc" - Not my fault you couldn't sense what a woman wants, Valiant. You gotta listen, mate. You gotta listen for context clues, read her body language and assess the tone of her voice... (puts his arm on Hannah's shoulder) Hannah - Jack, that's enough...I'll talk to Valiant myself... Valiant - YOU GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY HANNAH RIGHT NOW, DO YOU UNDERSTAND, GIEDROYC?!?!? America doesn't need your kind compromising what we stand for... "Giedroyc" - This isn't about America...this is about you losing your old lady to the better man. And just as I used to say in the old days, Valiant...I'm gonna come Crashing On to your woman...BY HOOK OR BY CROOK!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Launches Khoklov Tribute Video (92/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> Following the Valiant/"Giedroyc" angle, Jack Bruce makes a grand entrance to the ring, pantomiming windmill guitar strumming, flashing the "metal" sign and exchanging hi-fives with his Quebec Constituents. He raises his World Heavyweight belt up in the air, grabs a microphone and starts his weekly promo with an ear-splitting... J. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMMMM!!!!!!! (pauses) Bon soir, Quebec! You are, just as Sgt. Pepper described it all those years ago, such a lovely audience,and I would LOVE TO TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME! I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOU HOME!!!! But probably not, because we're gonna be in Canada till next week, tourin' the world as athletes and entertainers like me and the band tour it as rock 'n' roll ICONS!!! As I approach my third month as the FIRST and ONLY FIVE-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, you probably know that my next opponents for the title would be Marat Khoklov and Remo. But what you may not know...is this. Jack Bruce can make tribute videos too! You better believe it, Constituents, just like D'arcy of the Smashing Pumpkins admitted on The Simpsons, I used to be in the audio-visual club. Thanks to that, I learned how to make cool videos on my Super-8, and even if times have changed since then, Jack Bruce has changed with the times. So what exactly am I driving at, Constituents? (pauses) I have created not just one, but TWO tribute videos for my opponents! But let's start with the bigger one of the two, Marat Khoklov, who is actually a very talented wrestler. WHAT...Marat Khoklov talented? Don't believe me? Let this video serve as evidence that the Russian Bear is indeed worthy of all the accolades he's been gettin' on the dirt sheets. So without further ado, here's my personal tribute to Marat Khoklov... The Khoklov "tribute" is set to the tune of <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/p_oAUdlNY98?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Stryper - Shining Star (Album Version)"></iframe></div></div>, and is actually a compilation of Khoklov botches and an attempt to highlight the fact that he relies on so few moves. It also features a few Khoklov memes thrown in and audio from a few past Supreme TVs and PPVs, where the crowd is taunting Khoklov to chants of "YOU CAN'T WRESTLE!" The video ends with clips of Chris Morrisette surprisingly eliminating Khoklov in the Battle for Supremacy 30-man battle royal at The World is Watching, then Tom Gilmore emerging victorious in his shoot fight against Khoklov. The words "Marat Khoklov - A Peter Michaels Hiring, Just Like Everest...speaking of him, where is he now?" are shown on the screen as the first video wraps up. J.Bruce - Can you see the star quality, SWF Galaxy? Marat Khoklov is like Venus because HE'S GOT IT, OH BABY, HE'S GOT IT! And what does he got? Only the most basic repertoire of moves, a lack of familiarity in what to do in the ring, and zero percent chance of keeping his SWF job when I take him out...IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! (pauses) In retrospect, maybe Marat Khoklov really IS more like Skinny Minnie...he's tall, THAT'S ALL! Anyway, up next is a video featuring our favorite waste of potential. I think he's lazy, Rich Money thinks he's lazy, hell, even the stage hands think he's lazy! Isn't that right, Jim? Mark? (the two stage hands nod their heads) So here it is...my tribute video to former SWF World Heavyweight champion Remo. The Remo tribute video is much shorter, and is simply entitled "Remo's Training Regimen", featuring a Remo lookalike (actually SWF head writer Art Chambers) sleeping and snoring inside a gym as the tune that plays whenever Bugs Bunny and other Looney Tunes characters are sleeping can be heard in the background. After one minute, the Looney Tunes "That's All Folks!" outro is played, ending the second tribute. J. Bruce - Ain't nothin' like tellin' it like it is. If I win, Marat gets fired and Remo doesn't challenge for a title till February. And in the unexpected event that Remo or Khoklov wins...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Promo (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt_zpsd44c86f8.jpg</div> Bruce's rant is interrupted by Vengeance appearing on the Supreme-Tron, being shot from somewhere dark and mysterious, but unlike his previous surprise Supreme-Tron promos, he comes in peace, with no intent but to hype the debut of a new SWF hire from one of the two other big promotions. Vengeance - I'm sorry to interrupt you, Mr. Bruce... J. Bruce - Uh...Vengeance? You okay, man? It's been a while! Malcolm History X himself, Steve Frehley, sure beat you up bad at Under Control, but I hope you're okay... (sounding pretend-scared) ...I mean, we've had our differences in the past, but if you wanna go Kanye West on this Taylor Swift, go right ahead... Vengeance - Relax, Jack, and enough with the musical references. Last thing I need is for you to assault my eardrums with your version of THAT woman's singing and make me hasten my return to Supreme. (pauses) But with that being said, I fully support you in your war against Sloth. In both forms, that is. Anyway, I'm going to make this as quick as possible, SWF Galaxy. 2013 has been a hard year for me, and like Christian Faith, I've contemplated slowing down. But NOT RETIRING. In fact, you can say I have been saving the best for last. They say that two heads are better than one. And at this point, SWF Galaxy, this fight against evil can no longer be treated as a one-man operation. But lest you think I will be forming another faction, I will actually be teaming up...with an old friend. Two vigilantes out for justice, just like in the old days. Back when I was younger, more naive and more idealistic. Back when my dark worldview was far more colorful. Back when I was willing to do anything...even dress up like an Old West cowboy, all in the name of doing what was right and fair. J. Bruce - This sounds really big, Vengeance, and if you ask me, it looks like you're bringing... (says the first syllable of [redacted]'s name before Vengeance cuts him off) Vengeance - I am bringing an old friend in, and he shall exact Vengeance on the unsavory elements of the SWF and the world in general...starting at Break Like the Wind. Brandon James. Steve Frehley. Anyone else whose sins are beginning to, or already defining them. Your time is nigh, wrongdoers. (pauses) VENGEANCE...WILL BE OURS!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - FD3 Gets Ready (52/D-)</div> Eisen Entourage frat brother Franklin D. Huggins III is making his way to the ring, drinking a Labatt Blue and tossing the empty can, before yelling out "OCCUPY SWF!!!" "Little fact about Franklin Huggins that you now know," says Jason Azaria. "Franklin is a litterbug!"</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> © (w/Jessie) vs Franklin D. Huggins III (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith and Edd Stone) - non-title match (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> As determined last week in the contender match, it's going to be Angry Gilmore vs Eric Eisen for Supreme Heavyweight at Break Like the Wind, and Eisen, who's sitting in on color commentary for this match, says it's going to be "deja vu" for him and Gilmore - at last year's Break Like the Wind, Eisen brutally assaulted Gilmore after his North American title win versus Rogue (Jack Giedroyc), and (kayfabe) concussed him so bad that he had acted mentally unstable (on top of being angry as always) upon his return in January 2013. Gilmore is on top of his game in this match, landing a snap suplex followed by the Sky High Elbow at around 4:00, but Dozer Smith runs in to break up the cover. That results in Jez McArthuer banishing the Entourage (but not Eisen), and with frat brother Dozer and second-generation star Edd Stone back at the locker room, Huggins now finds himself at a huge disadvantage. He tries a Huggins Kiss at the six-minute mark, but Gilmore ably counters it and sets FD3 up for an Electric Chair Fall. At 7:10, Eisen stands up to distract Gilmore, but he's on a roll here, and despite Huggins having a bit of a comeback in the last minute, he falls victim to the Anger Management at close to eight minutes. WINNER - Gilmore in 7:56</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Beats Down on Gilmore (79/B) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg </div> Gilmore has just left the ring and is preparing to return to the locker room with his wife Jessie, when Eric Eisen leaves the announce table and floors the SWF's Original Straight-Edge Superstar with the Supremacy! He then adds insult to injury by pushing Jessie, who had tried to help out, and with Mrs. Gilmore out of the way, Eisen proceeds to viciously beat Gilmore outside of the ring, capping his attack with a bodyslam on the steel steps and several kicks to the head. Eisen then gets a mic from one of the stage hands to taunt his fallen foe... E. Eisen - Takes you back, doesn't it, Tom? Takes you right back down to memory lane, back when I was the Commissioner and you were the biggest incorrigible of 'em all. But this time, my motives have changed. You may not be an old man, Tom, but you represent the old fuddy-duddies my Entourage strives to get rid off. It's people like you, Jack Bruce, Christian Faith, holdin' the younger generation down, and as an older spokesman for the SWF's youth movement, I've made it my sworn mission to win your title at Break Like the Wind and OCCUPY the SWF with youth power. Just like myself, Eric Eisen, that's more than enough. Eisen then goes behind the announce table, retrieves another cold Labatt Blue from the Entourage's cooler, and chugs it down before throwing the can at the fallen husband and wife. Jessie has (kayfabe) sprained her ankle and can't get up, and that's enough reason for Eisen to let out his trademark hyena laugh as he heads back to the locker room and the face announcers call him out for his actions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Prudence Gets Ready (26/E)</div> After the Eisen beatdown, we see James Prudence backstage, handing his surfboard to manager BJ O'Neill as he mounts his skateboard and starts skating to the ring. "I don't understand why Jerry Eisen calls this guy and that friend of his Danny, no, Donnie J, as a pair of dynamic dudes," complains Peter Michaels.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">James Prudence (w/BJ O'Neill and Donnie J) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">Steve Frehley</a> (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> James Prudence, one of the SWF's more underrated workers, makes this match into more than just your paint-by-numbers squash, selling Steve Frehley's attacks expertly and getting a quick burst of offense through a leg lariat at around 2:10. But that doesn't faze Frehley much, and the match ends quickly with a Frehley's Comet on the so-called "dynamic dude"...and after Frehley picks up the win, a Frehley's Comet on Donnie J outside the ring. The Dark Destroyer stalks back to the locker room and gets heartily booed as he makes the Black Power salute and yells "WHAT'S THE MATTER, FAITH? YOU AFRAID OF THE BLACK MAN, HUH? YOU AFRAID OF THE BLACK MAN?!?!?" WINNER - Frehley in 4:56</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - "Giedroyc" Seduces Hannah (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HannahPotter_zps27ae3815.jpg</div> The announcers hype the upcoming Bumfhole/Valiant vs Anderson/"Giedroyc" tag match, and before that, we get a glimpse of Hannah and the faux Giedroyc kissing each other backstage, then Hannah expressing reservations about cheating on Valiant... "Giedroyc" - Are you ready for it, Hannah? Hannah - I really don't know about this, Jack. Valiant and I, we've been together for a while and it's wrong to cheat. "Giedroyc" - What do you mean it's wrong? Valiant already knows! Sooner or later he's gonna tell you it's over between the two of you, so let go of that fear, baby! Hannah - I don't even know if I should be calling you that. It's just...not right! Not right to cheat on Valiant, not right to... "Giedroyc" - Not right to give in to one's instincts and do what you wanna? That Anderson bloke turned out to be pretty swell after all. Gives good advice, whaddaya think? Hannah - I dunno... "Giedroyc" - C'mon, babe! I've got my own fences to mend with Valiant...AGAIN...but do you see me worryin' about that? Don't you like me? What would you rather have...boring old Captain America, now with potential for domestic violence, or a suave Englishman like myself who knows how to treat a woman right? Don't you like me? Hannah - There ARE things I like about you, Jack. You're so decisive. So witty. So secure with himself and what he wants to do. "Giedroyc" - And this, baby, is what I wanna do... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> Before Hannah and "Giedroyc" can continue smooching, John Anderson approaches the two, reminding them that they've got a match coming in a few minutes... Anderson - Hey, how's everything goin', lovebirds? "Giedroyc" - Feelin' dead chuffed, Johnny, though you coulda waited before sneakin' up on us two... Anderson (laughing) - Oh, I keep on forgetting. Finally, Jack Giedroyc and Hannah are finally keeping it real and doing what they feel. For you, Jack, that's bein' your old self back in the Agency days instead of pretendin' to be some goody-two-shoes Allied Force or whatever you and Valiant wanna call yourselves. And you, Hannah, are coming closer than ever to removing that belt... Hannah - Oh no, John, I don't want to help you take Valiant's North American belt away... Anderson - I meant that OTHER belt. (to "Giedroyc") Come on, Jack. We've got a match to win. Anderson, "Giedroyc" and Hannah then make their way to the ring as Peter Michaels rants about the storyline in general, complaining that the SWF Galaxy doesn't deserve to watch smut like what these three are purveying. Though he's against the heels in this situation, Michaels remains as sanctimonious as ever in his apparent quest to rid the SWF of risque...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" (w/Hannah) and John Anderson (72/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> Though the more high-risk Joey Poison is mostly imitating his real-life cousin Jack Giedroyc's moves here, he lets in a few clues that he's not really Giedroyc, such as covering Randy Bumfhole after a rana at 2:30 - that, for one, is a very un-Giedroyc move. And it's also quite unlike Dawn the Cheerleader to be off her game and frowning while doing her routines, but as reported on by the dirt sheets, she has split with her real-life boyfriend KP Avatar. Moving on to the match, the middle part mostly features John Anderson and "Jack Giedroyc" isolating Valiant, with a jaw-dropping Northern Lights suplex from Anderson and a crude Crashing On from "Giedroyc" failing to put Valiant away. At 8:20, Valiant is able to counter "Giedroyc"'s second attempt at the Crashing On and land a V-Split instead, and at 9:10, the hot tags send Randy Bumfhole and Anderson in. Bumfhole cleans house, leaping, dodging and attacking with drop kicks and, at 10:50, a Bumfhole Buster on Anderson that gets kicked out of. With Valiant back in the ring, "Giedroyc" tries to convince Hannah to use the gimmicked cattle prod (Giedroyc's signature foreign object, now very rarely used) to shock his "former teammate", and when she refuses, "Giedroyc" does it himself from the ring apron, shocking Valiant and forcing Darren Smith to call for the DQ. WINNERS - R. Bumfhole and Valiant in 11:14 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Alex and Jack DeColt Rant About Remo and Money (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AlexDeColt_zps521f2779.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackDeColt_zps41acc99d.jpg</div> Jason Azaria, still doing the lion's share of the backstage interviews due to Dawn the Cheerleader's offstage problems, is interviewing Alex and Jack DeColt just minutes before their SWF guest spots. Both brothers explain what the SWF Galaxy can expect out of them in their respective matches, and do their part to rant about the men who once made The Almighty Dollar tag team - Remo and Rich Money. Azaria - From what I understand, neither of you are under contract with the SWF, but are rather trying out as Rich Money follows through on a promise he made early in the year. Is that correct? Jason Azaria, by the way...The Man of 1,000 Facts. (exchanges handshakes with both Alex and Jack) J. DeColt - Yes, that's right, Jason. We're basically guesting on SWF programming. A. DeColt - Live tryout would be more like it. And to say the least, we're stoked. Had a hard time understanding Richie Pangrazzio when we were negotiating, but I'm especially eager to see if this Remo guy is as lazy as they say he is. J. DeColt - I wouldn't say so, Alex. Remember when he was dominating everyone back in his championship run? Better keep your guard up against the Alpha Dog. He's got all the tools to succeed in Supreme. A. DeColt - Will do, little brother, and will make sure to give Remo a heartfelt Welcome to DeColt Country. Azaria - For those watching who don't know much about Alex and Jack DeColt, here's a little fact you may not know. They're Canadian Golden Combat's two biggest stars, sons of the legendary George DeColt and skilled brawlers who can bring the fight to Remo and Rich Money. A. DeColt- Jack's actually a bit of a technician in the ring. But when push comes to shove, it's all about Punches to Faces. Right, Jack? J. DeColt - Punches to Faces indeed, and Rich Money's gonna get a lot of 'em tonight. Azaria - What do you think of your chances of passing this tryout? A. DeColt - We've got two chances, from what I understand, but all we really need is one. J. DeColt - We are DeColts, Jason. We worked long and hard to become institutions here in Canada, and that's more than what Rich Money and Remo can ever say about themselves. They've both had things handed to 'em on a silver platter - riches for Rich Money, physical talent for Remo. A. DeColt - And even if our dad is a North American legend, we've always been our own men and never had to depend on him for any favors. J. DeColt - I promise you, Jason, the SWF is going to see a lot more of the DeColt brothers. Azaria - You can never tell with Rich Money and his shady network of contacts, but here's wishing you the best! We've got Alex DeColt versus Remo after the break, so do watch out for that in just a few!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Alex DeColt Gets Ready (77/B-)</div> Nothing really, just the camera focusing on Alex DeColt before the commercial break...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Alex DeColt (w/Jack DeColt) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (84/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AlexDeColt_zps521f2779.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> For weeks, Remo has been lambasted by everyone from Jack Bruce to Rich Money for being lazy, but there's no such lassitude as he works hard to gain, and hold the upper hand against real-life CGC CEO Alex DeColt. He even does a bit of anti-home crowd gloating following a Full Nelson Bomb on DeColt at 5:00 - "THIS IS HOW WE DO IT IN AMERICA, LOSER!" DeColt, however, kicks out at two, and is able to swing momentum to his side when he surprises Remo with a spear at 7:20. After Remo kicks out of a pumphandle slam, DeColt proceeds to show his technical knowhow with a Canadian Backbreaker Hold - not really the most smooth-looking hold, but one that gets the CGC crowds popped when executed by one of the DeColts. Richie Pangrazzio Jr., however, forces Alex to break the hold when he climbs the apron to yell abuse at him. This allows Remo to make his own comeback, and at 13:10 he lands the Destroyer on DeColt, possibly ending the match at this point. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! At 14:40, DeColt is far from finished, having rolled away from a Remo leg drop. He's trying to recover and get back into things as his brother Jack cheers him on from outside. Unfortunately for Alex, Rich Money runs in at 15:10, not to sabotage Alex's tryout per se, but to attack Remo with a steel chair as the animosity continues between the two ex-Almighty Dollar tag partners and best friends! Shane Stones wildly calls for a DQ, and Alex DeColt cannot believe it as Rich Money's interference has led to this heartbreaking loss. WINNER - Remo in 15:26 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Commercial (22/E+)</div> Before the main event, we get a quick commercial hyping this Thursday's episode of High Stakes,and the release of the first Mentor's Poll of Season 2. Who's coming out on top - Casey Valentine? Jacob Jett? Rodney Ekuma? Erick Leigh? Nick "The Architect" Wright? Masked Cougar? Justin Sensitive? Alan Parent? We shall find out in a couple days!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack DeColt (w/Alex DeColt) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (w/Lisa Bowen) (85/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackDeColt_zps41acc99d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Earlier, we saw Rich Money hit two birds in one stone by assaulting Remo and costing Alex DeColt his tryout match. Now it's the Moneyman's turn to try Jack DeColt out, and he's got a very key advantage in the form of referee Sam Sparrow! Sparrow has become notorious for his partisan calls favoring Money and putting his opponents at a disadvantage, and tonight is not an exception, as Sparrow threatens DeColt early on with disqualification following a DeColt Throat Thrust! He also counts nice and slow following a twisting neckbreaker on Money, and shouts "Come on Rich, go for the ropes", subtly helping him break free from DeColt's End of Days finisher at around 6:50. All told, it isn't long before Money wrests control of the match, using a kick to the groin to set up a Money in the Bank. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! After several minutes of Money having his way against DeColt and a couple false finishes, first off an S.T.O., then a near-submission win via Bow and Arrow Lock (a very similar move to Jack's End of Days), the crowd's cheers of "JDC!" will DeColt back in the game,as he avoids a Dollars from Heaven at 14:00 and finds his second wind in less than a minute. Soon, it's Punches to Faces time from DeColt, and the crowd eagerly counts along as he suplexes Money, then peppers his face with ten mounted punches! Lisa Bowen tells Sparrow to do something about this, and he does, asking Alex DeColt to vamoose! Alex protests that he wasn't doing anything, and Jack sticks up for his brother, and with the DeColts getting "Sam Sparrowed" (Duane Fry's term for getting screwed by a crooked ref), Money sneaks up for a flash schoolboy roll-up on the younger DeColt! ONE! TWO! THREE! Very fast count from Sparrow, as the DeColts are 0-2 in their first of two Supreme TV guest appearances. WINNER - Money in 17:11</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 85/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 81/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.18</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · September 2, 2013

OOC - Well, looks like we've run into some snags. Didn't have to accompany my girlfriend to the doctor, but one client made me redo this project from scratch. Plus, my new band (which will NOT be called The Psychedelic Garage Jobbers) will be having its first rehearsal on Wednesday. I'll try my best to get High Stakes in tonight and Uprising by tomorrow, but if things get delayed, now you know why.

Big Roguey · September 2, 2013

Finally we know what your username stands for. Your band is evidently just called The Psychedelic Garage and you have mastered the 3rdString of a guitar.

Just call me SherlockHero.

3rdStringPG · September 3, 2013

OOC - I'd like to say that's the case, but no, I don't play guitar, the third string refers to my lack of playing time in basketball tournaments, and PG stands for point guard, my position. Anyway, my client extended my deadline, which means I can sneak in the next installment of High Stakes! And tonight, we're coming to you fwom the Centre Marcel Dionne in Drummondville, QC, hometown of gweat puwowesu! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (Credit goes to Occasional_Z for inspiring THIS Architect. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ) SWF High Stakes Wednesday, October 2, 2013 (Week 1) Centre Marcel Dionne (Quebec) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valentine Wins Mentor's Poll (16/F)</div> The eight High Stakes rookies are in the ring with High Stakes head trainer/authority figure/host Rory McCallum, and without wasting any time, he announces the results of the first Mentor's Poll - from first to last, that would be Casey Valentine, Justin Sensitive, Jacob Jett, Masked Cougar, Rodney Ekuma, Nick "The Architect" Wright, Erick Leigh and Alan Parent. Valentine, of course, seems delighted to be on top of the rankings, and Sensitive, playing the cocky pretty boy bully, questions why Jett is even in the top three when he's got only one win so far and when he looks like a seventh-grader with a painted-on goatee. Parent says he's not surprised he finished last, and promises to do his best to improve and be a good example for other High Stakes rookies. To this, Sensitive and The Architect verbally gang up on Parent, but Rory McCallum prevents the two heel rookies from really picking on the goody-two-shoes from Drummondville, Quebec - right where this High Stakes is being held!!! McCallum, however, notifies Architect, Parent and Leigh that since they're in the bottom three for this Mentor's Poll, the SWF Galaxy will have to help the mentors decide whether they'll be staying or going after this episode. MENTOR'S POLL WINNER - Valentine, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Hypes Jett (77/B-)</div> After the announcement of the poll results, Jacob Jett is backstage with mentor Tom "Angry' Gilmore, and Gilmore looks a bit dazed, obviously due to the earlier beatdown at the hands of Eric Eisen. Instead of his usual soft-loud soft-loud delivery, Gilmore is loud from the get-go, screaming at Eve Runcord that no amount of disrespect from the likes of Justin Sensitive will change the fact that Jacob Jett has more pluck than anyone else in High Stakes' Season 2 lineup, and that he's going straight to the top of the rankings on the next poll with a combination of determination and talent. After this, the announcers briefly discuss the first of several rookie challenges to be held this season - the Punching Power Challenge. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Chase Threatens Cougar (52/D)</div> Meanwhile, Masked Cougar is preparing for this challenge, letting loose on a punching bag as Emma Chase approaches him to express her disappointment in his fourth place finish on the first Mentor's Poll. Cougar replies by asking what happened to The Zim, but Ms. Chase is in no mood to answer this question - she browbeats Cougar for being the last person The New Chase Agency needs to replace Zim and/or Asher Ginsberg, as long as he's slacking off and spending too much time keeping the kids of the SWF Galaxy happy. Chase also refers to Cougar by his real surname "Mr. Hayes" throughout this angle, and demands that he annihilate the arrogant Casey Valentine in their upcoming singles match "in the name of good business." <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent (w/John Anderson) vs Rodney Ekuma (w/Nicky Champion) (34/E)</div> "It's that wuss again, Alan Parent," complains Peter Michaels, as Parent gets something he didn't quite get on the first three weeks of High Stakes - rousing cheers from the crowd! Parent, after all, is wrestling in his hometown of Drummondville. After Parent's puro attacks and submission moves repeatedly fail to faze Rodney Ekuma, mentor John Anderson yells at his rookie to "go for the inner thigh", though Parent disregards this and nearly loses following a piledriver from Ekuma. However, Parent does inadvertently kick Ekuma in the "inner thigh", but despite that, he refuses to cover Ekuma or wrap him up in a submission. As Parent insists to Anderson that that wouldn't be the right thing to do, Ekuma recovers, pulls Parent toward him,and goes for the Hawaiian Crush, picking up the win. WINNER - Ekuma in 5:21. Rodney Ekuma gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion and Ekuma Argue (71/C+)</div> Ekuma isn't happy at all with Parent's accidental groin shot, and yells at the self-proclaimed puroresu expert that he felt it was an intentional cheap shot. He begins to beat down on Parent, but is interrupted by mentor Nicky Champion, who asks him to leave Parent alone. Ekuma continues acting belligerent, arguing with Champion and insisting that Parent had deliberately tried to drop him with a cheap move, but before he could powerbomb Parent, Champion teaches his hot-tempered rookie a lesson by nailing him with an elbow similar to, but not exactly like the erstwhile-banned Hawkeye Hammer. Clearly, Champion is still defying Commissioner Barry Bowen to the best of his ability... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Criticizes Parent (64/C)</div> Anderson - What kind of professional wrestler would refuse to cover his opponent after flooring him with a legitimate KICK TO THE INNER THIGH? Ain't nothin' on the SWF's commandments that says, "Thou shalt not kick thy opponent in the inner thigh." The referee saw nothin', so why didn't Alan cover Ekuma? Simple. Because he tries to please everybody. Now I've just about had it up to here with Alan's refusal to show more intensity and urgency, but I have to remember...Rome wasn't built in a day. It's not too late, Alan. And for the last time, you ain't real...if you don't do what you feel. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Punching Power Challenge (14/F)</div> The Punching Power Challenge is the first of many for this season of High Stakes, and the mechanics are to hit the punching bag once, as the accompanying mechanism rates the puncher's power on a scale of zero to 1,000. Rory McCallum reminds everyone that winning a match gets you one immunity point, while the challenges, for now, get you two if you win. With that said, the eight rookies take turns in hitting the punching bag... 1. Ekuma - 965 2. Valentine - 617 3. Cougar - 588 4. Jett - 556 5. Leigh - 490 6. Architect - 448 7. Sensitive - 370 8. Parent - 368 CHALLENGE WINNER - Ekuma, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Masked Cougar (w/Emma Chase) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (36/D-)</div> As Masked Cougar and Casey Valentine trade moves in this open offensive battle, Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron speculate about whether Masked Cougar would be a good replacement for The Zim and Asher Ginsberg or not. "Do you see John Greed give away Greed candies, or does Brandon James roar like a big cat and Walk the Dinosaur before his matches?", asks Eisen rhetorically, as Cougar gets the crowd ooh-ing and aah-ing with a nifty legsweep on Valentine, then a corkscrew plancha from the top rope. That nearly wins it, but Franklin Huggins climbs the apron to distract Masked Cougar. Huggins adds some comedy to his distractions a bit later on, unbuttoning his shirt like Emma Chase used to, and Shane Stones is having trouble holding back his laughter as he tells Huggins to cut it out. The match seemingly ends when Valentine cleanly drops Cougar with the Deep Impact, but Cougar reverses the roll-up and picks up an amazing win, his third in a row. WINNER - Cougar in 6:12. Masked Cougar gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Taylor Psyches Up The Architect (28/E)</div> Taylor - Hey, Nick, ready for Justin and Mainstream? Architect - Who, those two talent vacuums who couldn't even get jobs as the salacious dancing teddy bears on the last VMAs? Taylor (laughing) - Oh, Nick, you sure know how to crack your mentor up. Architect - THE ARCHITECT doesn't crack mentors up, Joshua Thomas Taylor. THE ARCHITECT cracks skulls and blueprints opponents. You think I was joking? Sixth place in the first Mentor's Poll? Now that's a joke. Mentor's Polls mean nothing to THE ARCHITECT, because THE ARCHITECT POLLS are the only ones that matter. And that is where THE ARCHITECT ranks first week after week after week on ARCHITECT STAKES! Taylor (shaking his head) - Your sense of humor can sure take you places...perhaps doing stand-up comedy in between metalcore sets? Architect (grabbing Taylor by his shirt) - Did I not say the first time around that THE ARCHITECT does not crack jokes?!?!? Now let's hit the ring, oh good and decent mentor. THE ARCHITECT has another project of great importance. Taylor (under his breath) - That project of great importance, for me, is convincing this guy to take things seriously... Architect - WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!? Taylor - Nothing, Nick. Let's undertake the project and...blueprint the boy band wannabes. <div style="text-align:center;">Nick "The Architect" Wright and Joshua Taylor vs Justin Sensitive and Mainstream (w/Stevie) (43/D-)</div> This is the first of two rookie/mentor tag matches for tonight, and it looks like The Architect is trying to make his presence even more felt by acting more self-centered and weird than ever before. Peter Michaels seems to enjoy this match, which has a lot of technical wrestling courtesy of the Architect/Josh Taylor tag team. He applauds Justin Sensitive and Mainstream for being positive youth role models as pop stars, and puts Taylor over as someone who knows what wrestling should really be about and a great in-ring storyteller for his age. While Stevie's distraction breaks up a Butterfly Lock from Taylor to Mainstream and allows Mainstream to groggily floor Taylor with the Fever Beat, it's the rookies who take over in the last few minutes, as The Architect blocks a Grace Landing from Sensitive and immediately has him locked in the Blueprint. Sensitive taps out before Stevie and Mainstream can run in and save him from The Architect's finisher... WINNER - The Architect and Taylor in 7:21. The Architect gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Hypes Leigh (65/C+)</div> Backstage, Eve Runcord is interviewing Des Davids, who admits he's been trying in vain to convince his rookie Erick Leigh to wrestle in a more contemporary style if he wants to win High Stakes. On the other hand, Davids comments on how Leigh has been working really hard to improve his promo cutting skills, and on how the "Unmasked Patriot" could surprise many in the "Talk a Good Game" promo challenge. But for now, the priority is having Leigh appeal to today's wrestling fan, and Davids says that just might happen as early as tonight. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jett Gets Ready (34/E)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Jacob Jett and Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Erick Leigh and Des Davids (53/D)</div> "Now it's the runt and the throwback," says Peter Michaels. "Oh, sorry, Katie, I don't think I saw your boyfriend in the ring." That sets the tone for Michaels' commentary in this match, as he peppers it with short jokes about Jacob Jett and criticism of Erick Leigh's old-school wrestling. "The only exciting nelson in wrestling is Calum Nelson, and he's already on the main roster!", says Michaels as Leigh tries to make Jett tap out of a half nelson. Davids, fortunately, is more attuned to the new style, and is the exact opposite of Leigh, popping the crowd with a Quarterback Sack on Jett at 5:40 that the rookie kicks out of. At close to nine minutes, Leigh goes for a body press on Jett, but he's able to reverse that and tag in mentor Angry Gilmore, who makes sure Leigh is down with a snap suplex, setting up the Sky High Elbow and giving the Jett/Gilmore team the win. Jett, trying to be a good sport, offers to shake Davids and Leigh's hands, and while Davids accepts the handshake and compliments Jett on a strong performance, Leigh refuses, yelling "THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME!" and getting a talking-to from his mentor for what had just happened. WINNERS - Jett and Gilmore in 9:26. Jacob Jett gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Eliminations (24/E)</div> The moment of truth has arrived, and the SWF Galaxy's votes are in...to save, or not to save Messrs. Architect, Leigh and Parent? It looks like the mentors and fans alike want The Architect to stick it out, while Leigh did much better with the mentors than he did with the SWF Galaxy and their votes. He'll be back next week, though Rory McCallum suggests to Leigh that he might want to try modernizing his wrestling style. McCallum then candidly informs Parent that the mentors had unanimously decided to let Parent go, and after he does that, the hometown crowd cheers "PLEASE DON'T GO!", hoping that Parent will live to fight another week on High Stakes. After a few tense seconds, McCallum opens a third envelope and says that fan votes were the key to keeping Parent around, and he'll be back indeed for Week 5 of High Stakes Season 2! The fans let out a huge cheer for their local hero, as Week 4 of High Stakes draws to a close with all eight rookies still in the running. HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 4): Masked Cougar - 3-1 Justin Sensitive - 3-1 The Architect - 3-1 Casey Valentine - 2-2 Jacob Jett - 2-2 Rodney Ekuma - 2-2 Erick Leigh - 1-3 Alan Parent - 0-4 IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 4: Rodney Ekuma - 3 Casey Valentine - 2 Jacob Jett - 1 Masked Cougar - 1 Nick "The Architect" Wright - 1 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 60/C- Jacob Jett was used too much. Alan Parent, Erick Leigh and The Architect were used far too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.91</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · September 3, 2013

Drummondville is now totally the best place in Canada, nay, the best place in the world.

3rdStringPG · September 5, 2013

OOC - Being buried in work and music these past few days (and feeling slightly dodgy yesterday) has admittedly taken some of that writing mojo away. But it's nothing serious enough to make me want to shut this diary down! Gonna be super-busy on Friday AND Saturday, so I might as well post Uprising within the next few hours...and this backstage segment to commemorate the end of Idealistic Teacher shooting.

And MichiganHero, I think you can go ahead and make that emo KP Avatar render. Because that's what he is in this otherwise good-time '60s rock 'n' soul segment...

Saturday, October 5, 2013

The Junkyard (fictional bar in Chapel Hill, NC - named after a similar bar that's like five minutes away from my place)

Idealistic Teacher Pre-Screening Party

9:00 p.m.

Creative didn't want Tracy Brendon to play lead guitar for us. They said nobody would want to pay to see a female wrestler whose guitar chops aren't at Orianthi-level. Creative didn't want us to perform "Sunday Nights Counting Lights." They felt it would be better for us to go straight-up Branson and cover the golden oldies and nothing but, mainly the golden oldies that were part of the Idealistic Teacher soundtrack.

Creative wasn't Peter Michaels or the Eisens. Rather, it was Adam Freakin' Smithers, our producer, director and all-around chain-smoking hack who flew in Ronnie Cahill, the SWF house band's lead guitarist, to sub for Tracy, and requested that we prepare our soundtrack songs (which we hadn't even recorded yet - but that's to follow soon, I suppose?) and rehearse some common '60s stuff just in case the baby boomer suits in the audience would request something. Hell, they didn't even bother to fly Remmy Skye over - I was the lead singer of the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers for tonight, and hours before our showcase gig, Smithers made me, Cam and Ash pose for teenybopper photographs to be sold as official Psychedelic Garage Jobbers merch.

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"November 2013 Teen Scream - Featuring full-page glossy pix of PsychGarJob hunks Lamar Avatar, Cameron Cameron and Archnemesys! Also - Love Tips for Teens from the Lovely Lisa of Idealistic Teacher! Edd Stone Answers 20 Questions! Learn About Matt and Greg's Likes and Dislikes as Told by Their Father, Wrestling Legend Sam Keith!"

Never mind those articles - those are just scary visions that formed in my head as we prepared for the show. And yes, Adam had the bright idea of renaming us Lamar Avatar, Cameron Cameron and Archnemesys for the showcase gig at the pre-screening party. And so, our set list went as follows:

1. Good Day Sunshine/Hold On I'm Comin' (Beatles/Sam and Dave - medley)

2. Knock on Wood (Eddie Floyd)

3. Do You Believe in Magic? (Lovin' Spoonful)

4. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction (medley of Stones/Otis Redding versions)

5. My Girl (Temptations)

6. Come On Let's Go (McCoys)

7. You Better Run (Rascals)

8. If This World Were Mine (Marvin Gaye)

9. While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Beatles w/Eric Clapton)

The latter two songs were not part of the soundtrack. But I insisted we include them on there, as part of our diverse set of '60s covers.

10:30 p.m.

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Oh baby, you're my consolation

And there's no hesitation

When you want me, honey, just call me

And honey, you're my inspiration

And there's so much sensation

When I'm in your arms, when you squeeze me!

"It's okay, KP," said Ash from behind his Archnemesys mask. "Casey's got everything on video. Dawn will love it!"

As I sang those lines I wished I was the man behind the mask, and not Ash Campbell. And I wasn't sure this was the song Casey should upload after the gig, even if it was one of two songs I had handpicked to add to the soundtrack songs we were supposed to play.

10:40 p.m.

As Ronnie Cahill, our 6'7"-360 lead guitarist did his best Eric Clapton impression on "While My Guitar Gently Weeps", I was nowhere to be found on stage. Adam, as I heard, was furious that I had to disappear after singing the final "I look at you all...while my guitar gently weeps" line, while Lisa Bowen had left the bar to look for me. I didn't care about them. Neither did I care about Big Smack Scott, also at the pre-screening and very drunk and obnoxious, teasing me about being a big baby when he himself was the master of letting out the waterworks to get sympathy, or, in his words, "sympy."

I was backstage. And it wasn't my guitar gently weeping, but KP Avatar, loudly sobbing. Man, how I wish it was still me and Dawn. Man, how I wish I wasn't so stupid to become Lisa Bowen's latest extra-curricular conquest.

White Dolphin · September 5, 2013

Needs more Edd/10

3rdStringPG · September 5, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Needs more Edd/10</div></blockquote> What does everybody want? EDD!!! What does everybody need? EDD!!! What does everybody get? EDD!!! I'd really like to write him into the backstage segments, so that should be something to watch for soon. That said, let's get this episode of EDD-Rising out of the way... <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF Uprising Sunday, October 6, 2013 Waterloo University Arena (Ontario) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: Calum Nelson d. Ben Casey via Honey Trap in 4:17 (23/E) The Awesomeness d. The Psychedelic Soul Brothers via Shock and Awe in 4:39 (36/D-) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky (39/D-)</div> Squeeky McClean turns 39 today, which the announcers briefly mention, and this match against the two young Californians should be the birthday gift Squeeky needs, as he's slipped out of the storylines following the dissolution of The Almighty Dollar. But it's not McClean who executes the finisher - it's Spencer Spade, as his Supreme Stunner on Ashton Barnaby gives 100% Sneaky an easy win - one of the quickest so far this year at under 2:45. WINNERS - 100% Sneaky in 2:42. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview Ino (51/D)</div> The 24/7 Partay Dudez start this week's Bubblegum Factory episode by bragging about what they did to Chris Caulfield last week, and how they're going to show him that they can "hang with the hardcore" in the upcoming handicap match with the Hardcore American. Their guest tonight is Koshiro Ino, who proceeds to mock the Waterloo, Ontario audience as "no different than American sports entertainment crowd." After ripping U.S. title challenger Krustacean Kirk as an example of the evils of sports entertainment, he issues an open challenge to anyone - and he means everyone - so that he can prove again just how effective puroresu is compared to Western wrestling. Ino's challenge is answered by none other than... ...Shooter Sean Deeley! Like the two older DeColt brothers and Jack Giedroyc-impersonating Joey Poison, Deeley is on talent trade, and he admits as much when he answers Ino's challenge - he's trying out for the SWF, and he sees no better choice as an opponent than Ino. Deeley says not all North American wrestlers are into hype and flash, and that he's going to prove that tonight by putting Ino to the technical wrestling test. Ino, however, refuses to believe Deeley until Uprising GM Lisa Bowen emerges from the locker room to make this match. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ino Booked Against Deeley (39/D-)</div> Actually, she isn't planning to do so - Lisa Bowen says that she's had it up to here with "nobodies from up north" strutting around in the SWF locker room like beggars asking for handouts. As Uprising is Lisa's domain, she outright refuses to book the match and asks anyone else in the locker room right now - "Darryl Devine, Edd Stone, Enhancement Eddie, ANYBODY!" - to accept the challenge. Unfortunately for Bowen, her assistant BJ O'Neill emerges from Aegalaeus Position, and says Barry Bowen himself had allowed Deeley to try his luck on Uprising as a part of spreading "Supreme goodwill" to Canada. Her hands tied, Lisa has no choice but to book Koshiro Ino vs Shooter Sean Deeley for tonight's main event... <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div> (w/Haley Buck) vs The Parts Unknown (51/D)</div> High Concept's still pumped up and taking things 100 percent seriously (or more like 80 percent, as they still play the "fun babyface" role by interacting with the crowd upon entrance) in this match against perennial jobbers The Parts Unknown. The Parts show a bit more of their real-life dad Sam Keith's moves, but even with the match's guest commentator Jefferson Stardust standing up to distract High Concept, the high-flyers win it, with Elmo Benson taking Part One out with a Shockwave from Next Year. WINNERS - High Concept in 3:45 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Devine Rants About Nelson (32/E)</div> Backstage, Darryl Devine is being interviewed by Eve Runcord, and he tells her about how Calum Nelson is lucky to be in the SWF - if not for his puckering up to Mainstream and Stevie's butts, only Krustacean Kirk would've been hired from the first High Stakes class. When asked about how his (kayfabe) connections with Jack Bruce helped get him into the SWF, Devine talks about paying his dues "in Miami" (USPW) in order to augment his income as a musician. "Calum Nelson? He's paid no dues," says Devine. "He's had it easy since birth, what with the modeling and the song and dance training he's apparently had." He adds that Partay Dudez bouncer A-Prime may be big and strong, but his lack of skill and finesse will work against him, as he, Kristen Pearce and the original Partay Dudez will have to watch backstage as he goes one-on-one against Nelson at Break Like the Wind. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - El Duque Rants About Donnie J (28/E)</div> Devine is wrapping up his interview when El Duque Nicolas suddenly appears from out of nowhere and grabs the microphone. Speaking in rapid-fire Spanglish to Eve Runcord, he takes this opportunity to rant about Donnie J, whom he is repulsed at having to fight. He calls Donnie J a "tablista sin educacion" (uneducated surfer) and an "unwashed campesino" (unwashed peasant) who gives the royal sport of wrestling a bad name with his mere presence in the locker room. El Duque also demands to speak with Lisa Bowen or anyone else with authority so they can stop booking him against earthy, poorly-educated individuals like The Fly Boys, but Runcord is of no help as she quickly turns the action back to tonight's three-man announce team of Jerry Eisen, Marvin Earnest and Donnie J's own teammate, James Prudence. <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NE8ocGQ7YaE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Raunch Hands - I Live For The Sun"></iframe></div></div> (w/BJ O'Neill) vs El Duque Nicolas (w/Paul Huntingdon) (37/D-)</div> "I didn't understand half of what El Duque was saying, but what I do understand is that he's seriously underestimating my childhood buddy Donnie," says James Prudence as this fast, exciting match kicks off. Jerry Eisen compares the match to a genuine Mexican lucha libre encounter, and accidentally lets it slip that El Duque hails from Mexico. "You're wrong, Jerry," says Marv Earnest. "Nicolas is a genuine Spanish duke, and he executes every move with a lot of class, something so sorely lacking in today's SWF." Classy or not, El Duque has the crowd excited, especially after a tough-looking moonsault on Donnie J at 2:30, and just 30 seconds later, Donnie has El Duque taken out with a superplex and is all ready to execute Death on Venice Beach. Alas, Duque cornerman Paul Huntingdon shakes the ropes with Shane Stones' back turned, allowing El Duque to make the comeback and set up a El Cangrejo Royal (lucha-style Boston Crab) to make Donnie J tap out. WINNER - El Duque in 3:45 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - FD3 and Dozer Rant About Kirk (34/E)</div> As James Prudence leaves the announce table to slug it out with Paul Huntingdon, Edd Stone is now the backstage interviewer for what he calls "EDD-Rising," and a few Edd-Fu moves later, he's talking to Entourage-mates Franklin D. Huggins III and "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith ahead of Dozer's match against Krustacean Kirk. The three proceed to mock The Undawater Union's superhero-inspired vignettes, poking fun at how nobody paid attention to The Cali Dragons before they started pretending to be kiddie superheroes and how Krustacean Kirk is the least convincing "brains of the superhero team" ever. Huggins also takes some time to take a jab at Jessie/Angel Fish - "The New, Improved Angel Fish. Now putting the Fear of Gilmore into Tom twice over!" Dozer soon tires of the juvenile antics and talks about his past as American Patriot, and how it should've been him fighting for the U.S. title, and not Kirk. He vows to run roughshod over "Crab Man" and make him wish he never won the first season of High Stakes. <div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Angel Fish and The Undawater Union) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GOfe1bX8bII?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="party hard - andrew wk (w/ lyrics)"></iframe></div></div> (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (34/E)</div> Krustacean Kirk has a tough challenge in the form of the nearly-300 pound Dozer Smith, but he holds his own quite well, relying on the same stiff punches and sound technical maneuvers that impressed the mentors at High Stakes. Thanks to a Franklin Huggins distraction, Dozer is able to land his Backdrop Driver on Kirk at 4:00, but Kirk somehow kicks out of that and gains a super-heroic second wind in less than a minute, dodging Dozer's clothesline attempts and surprising the much larger man with a short-arm of his own! After Dozer stands up, barely selling the move, Kirk continues his comeback and tops it off with a Bulls-Eye on Dozer at slightly under six minutes. He then asks for a mic and is just beginning a promo against Koshiro Ino, his U.S. title opponent at Break Like the Wind, when... WINNER - Kirk in 6:01 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Edd-Fus Kirk (66/C+)</div> ...EDD-FU!!! Edd Stone is at ringside, and his shout of "EDD-FU!!!" triggers a sneak attack from Franklin D. Huggins III and a revived Dozer Smith. Undawater Union members Red Snapper and The Amazing Urchin then hit the ring, making it a three-on-three donnybrook, but the brawl is a quick one, as Uprising GM Lisa Bowen and assistant BJ O'Neill step out to book a follow-up match. O'Neill books a Can-Am Animals (Huggins/Stone) vs Undawater Union tag match, but Lisa changes this, saying she wants to see how one Entourage member would do against one Undawater Union member,with everyone else banned from ringside. She decides to go with Red Snapper vs Edd Stone to appease the home crowd, but as she finds out, Edd is the least popular Stone brother in Canada...so unpopular that the Waterloo audience is jeering "EDD-BOO!!!" as they so often did when TCW would hold shows in Canada. <div style="text-align:center;">Red Snapper vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BoXu6QmxpJE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> (50/D)</div> Looks like booking a tag match would have been better, because Frankie "Red Snapper" Perez and Edd Stone have poor chemistry. This results in Stone botching what should have been a swinging rope blast on Snapper, and Snapper looking unconvincing on one of his signature submissions, the Furusawa Arm Bar. A lot of the moves seem to be executed with little reason or rhyme to them, though Stone does draw a lot of heat for gloating and breakdancing after an Arabian Press at around 5:10. This somewhat allows Red Snapper to get himself going, using stiff puro-influenced attacks to get the better of Stone, but he deftly counters the Sea Clutch (formerly the P-Clutch) into his trademark finisher, the Party's Over. If it's any consolation, this match makes Stone look good, as he pulls off the win without any help from The Eisen Entourage. WINNER - Stone in 6:32 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Promo (75/B-)</div> As Edd Stone celebrates his win by dancing to his oh-so-'80s ring music and preening for the crowd, his leader in The Eisen Entourage appears on the Supreme-Tron, again coming straight from the SWF offices in New York. Eric Eisen tells Stone how happy he is to see him win without Franklin Huggins or Dozer Smith's help, but how he himself needs help in making the Entourage's "Occupy SWF" vision a reality. The Supreme Iconoclast talks about how the "next generation" has gotten a raw deal throughout the years, and how the SWF would still be "America's second largest old folks home behind Stragavelli's" had it not been for the whole 2013 hiring spree. E. Eisen - Emma Chase realized she couldn't hold on to Asher "Ginsberg" (says the last name with the quote-unquote gesture) forever, so she fired him. And Cam Vessey? He's beginnin' to crack. Kid got these cheesy Modern-Day Urban Cowboy videos and stuff when he was debuting, but what else does he do these days but lose? But those are just two, Edd. Just think about it. My dad's the SWF Owner and Chairman. Your dad's royalty in Canadian wrestling, eh? Frank's dad is a publishing magnate. And Dozer's dad...oh, he must have done something in Minnesota that I couldn't care less about, but I like Dozer. He's big, he gets the job done. We are the new generation of the SWF, Edd, and that's more than enough. But our lineup right now...isn't enough to occupy the SWF. You'll need more than Edd-Fu to make our ranks grow. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Caulfield Rants About 24/7 Partay Dudez (41/D-)</div> Eve Runcord is now back doing the backstage interviews, and she's talking to Chris Caulfield, who says he's been in many a hardcore match in his career. And he knows who the hardcore pretenders are, and those are the 24/7 Partay Dudez, who wouldn't have survived a minute in DaVE. He briefly talks about his now-confirmed hardcore rematch against Brandon James at Break Like the Wind, and calls the Partay Dudez the perfect tune-up - the only thing missing is the hardcore stipulation, but it looks like both Dudez could be in the ring at the same time in the upcoming handicap match. <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMEON3iY2M" rel="external nofollow">Darryl Devine</a> © vs A-Prime - non-title match (45/D-)</div> This match has taken great importance because if Darryl Devine wins, the 24/7 Partay Dudez, Kristen Pearce and A-Prime will all be banned from ringside at the Shooting Star title match against Calum Nelson at Break Like the Wind. Perhaps sensing the risks of incurring a DQ loss, A-Prime has asked his stablemates to stay backstage, and early on, it looks like he doesn't need their help at all. A-Prime is all intensity here, using a basic, yet effective power move set to give Devine a hard time. Yet he repeatedly fails to put the former USPW jobber away - closest he gets is a Running Powerslam at 5:30 that Devine kicks out of at the last second. That gets A-Prime mad, and Calum Nelson soon arrives at ringside to help the Partay Dudez bouncer out. As A-Prime and Nelson argue with Darren Smith, Devine is able to get his energy back, and soon, A-Prime is surprised by the sight of Devine dodging clotheslines and reversing an Irish whip against the turnbuckle. Devine also cleans house, pushing Nelson off the apron as he tried to interfere. In the end, A-Prime's attempt to go for a second rope legdrop on Devine is countered into the Dream Drop, and as Smith counts to three, it looks like there won't be any outside interference at the next Shooting Star title match... WINNER - Devine in 7:27. 24/7 Partay Dudez, Kristen Pearce and A-Prime all banned from ringside at SWF Shooting Star title match at Break Like the Wind. <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/5CTBV3TGgW8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Trivium - Like Light To The Flies [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"></iframe></div></div> vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce) (55/D+)</div> After the break, we see a pissed-off Mainstream and Stevie both in the ring simultaneously as stipulated, though they still have it in them to sing "Fever Beat" after a first-ever Double Fever Beat on Caulfield at 2:20. Normally, that should end it, but Caulfield is quite resilient here, kicking out of that high-impact move and rolling away from a Stevie splash to engineer his first comeback. That comeback is thwarted by a (legal) double arm wringer smash at 4:30, but Caulfield won't go down that easily. He counters a Pontiac to Home from Mainstream, then goes for a DDT, and clotheslines Stevie out of the ring and onto the cold, hard floor to ensure he can go for an unmolested Danger Drop! That's exactly what happens at around 7:35. With Stevie still trying to return to the ring, Caulfield goes for the Danger Drop on Mainstream and picks up the victory against the home country team, whom the fans at Waterloo hate almost as much as Edd Stone. WINNER - Caulfield in 7:44 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Caulfield Beaten Down by James and Greed (65/C)</div> As he heads to the locker room, Chris Caulfield is jumped by the two remaining members of The New Chase Agency - Brandon James and John Greed! Caulfield, who has already taken a lot of punishment from the Partay Dudez, is beaten down senseless by James and Greed, and as Emma Chase emerges from the locker room to watch them, James uses his Nothing to Lose briefcase to do most of the damage. Chase watches coldly, nodding her head as she leads Big Money and the former occult preacher-turned-oily businessman back to the locker room. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ino Gets Ready (61/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Shooter Sean Deeley vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match (74/B-)</div> True to his word, Sean Deeley has used this match to "impress" the SWF brass with his technical-oriented offense. This includes a seated front choke sleeper as Marv Earnest complains about how Deeley and the DeColt brothers from the earlier Supreme TV have made a bad impression on the SWF by demanding tryouts sight unseen. Jerry Eisen insists that the SWF could sure use talents like Alex and Jack DeColt, but neither has impressed him as much as Deeley has - Ino nearly taps out of the Seated Stretch Armbar (at around 5:40), but is able to make a desperation grab for the ropes and slowly,but surely take things over from here on in! That includes getting away with every dirty trick in the puroresu book, and referee Ric Young isn't happy with how Ino had tried to floor Deeley at around 8:00 - with a very obvious low blow. He gives Ino a very stern warning, but that's not enough to swing the momentum back to Deeley. While Deeley kicks out of the Ino-Plex at 9:40 and is able to reverse a roll-up about 30 seconds later, Ino has more shenanigans in store, such as an eye gouge that throws the Shooter off and allows the Kobra to execute the Kobra's Bite; so far, the Canadian traded talent is 0-4 (Joey Poison's record as "Jack Giedroyc" included) in SWF guest appearances. Ino gets the win here, but not without being stretched like he never was stretched before. WINNER - Ino in 10:36 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Kirk Beats Down on Ino (40/D-)</div> The dealie-o is that Sean Deeley might not be getting an SWF job, and as Koshiro Ino looks down on his foe, he yells a few things about "all North American wrestling being fake and unpure." As he taunts the fallen Deeley, Ino is jumped from behind by Krustacean Kirk, who makes it clear that he's confident of a victory at Break Like the Wind! Before more referees can jump in to break things up, Kirk leaves the ring and grabs a mic, explaining that he can't shout "USA! USA!" because of where they are, but he'll certainly win the U.S. title for his home country...and for his home continent too. The crowd gives Kirk a huge cheer as the announcers call it a wrap on what could be called the "go-home B-show." <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 68/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 0.96</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · September 5, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC:

- Gonna be a bit quick right now since I've been sitting on that project at work for a while. I've decided on a prize, and it's going to be a midcard storyline of your choice, to be played out in November or December. As for last month's winner Rickymex, I've hired El Mitico Jr. per your request, and your second choice Joffy Laine is in the revived TWL as a developmental talent - actually been there for months. And here are our results so far! Will you look at that, MichiganHero's above the 100 percent mark! Man, I shouldn't have made those bonus questions so easy...

1. MichiganHewo - 15/14, 107% (+6/7, 7/7, +2)

2. flaviooooo - 14/14, 100% (+5/7, 7/7, +2)

3. kieranforthewin - 12/14 (+4/7, 6/7, +2)

4. petecrimson00 - 10/14, 71% (+4/7, 6/7)

4. Psycho Sam - 10/14, 71% (+5/7, 4/7, +1)

6. Midnightnick - 8/14, 57% (+4/7, 4/7)

7. Croquemitaine - 7/14, 50% (+4/7, 2/7, +1)

- Probably the biggest curveball I threw was Des Davids vs Brandon James - I haven't thought of any new storylines for Davids, now that Marc DuBois is out of Supreme, but I should in due time. James is indeed in store for bigger things, but for now, he had to lose to facilitate another Chase Agency shake-up. Zimmy won't be turning face, nor would he become as evil as he is on E-V's diary, but his life outside the Agency should be...interesting to say the least.

- Since we've just got three weeks in between September and October PPVs, I decided to play around with talent trades with the Canadian promotions, hence the presence of the DeColts and Sean Deeley. Plus, Joey Poison is the perfect man, no, the only man worthy of playing a Jack Giedroyc impersonator!

- After this stretch of largely filler storylines (due to the short time in between PPVs), things should be picking up again by Break Like the Wind, as two (or three, I'm not saying yet!) of the big-time TCW hires will be onboard by then. Must say I was lucky to have all of those names up for hire at the same time, within a matter of a couple weeks...

Big Roguey · September 5, 2013

How in the blue hell did I manage that?

Rickymex · September 5, 2013

How in the blue hell did I manage that?

Can I second this guy for the rest of the predictions? I think he's on to something judging by that score

3rdStringPG · September 5, 2013

OOC - Feel free to do so if the predictions warrant it, but as I learned so many times back in school, copying answers from the student who got the best score on the last exam isn't always the best strategy.

The go-home show is now open for predictions, and we shall see if MichiganHero can remain "beyond perfection" ahead of Break Like the Wind!

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

Big Roguey · September 5, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

Now watch as I hit the other end of the spectrum and get everything wrong.

Midnightnick · September 5, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

MrSelfDestruct · September 5, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Brucey Bruce isn't losing to those wannabes

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

I sense a DQ in this.

Remo vs Rich Money

Mainly because everyone took Money, I sense a count out or DQ to set up another match.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Angry's got this.

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

He's my favorite on the season and he's decent on the mic. and also are their mentors managing them? As that will effect the rating

flaviooooo · September 6, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

kieranforthewin · September 6, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Bulldozer ain't winning this one.

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

Urchin isn't winning this one.

High Concept vs ?????

Because High Concept

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Jack Bruce has too much overness

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Valiants one of my favorite C-Verse Wrestlers, so we should win.

Remo vs Rich Money

Some kind of no contest

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

#EDD</div>

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

Psycho Sam · September 6, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Jack Bruce © vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness - Gauntlet Match

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

I'd pick Rich if not for the fact that Remo has now developed a bit of an attitude problem.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

Rickymex · September 6, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Canadian Air Centre (Ontario)

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

Croquemitaine · September 10, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

The Amazing Urchin vs Steve Frehley

High Concept vs ?????

Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc"

Remo vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore, ????? and ????? vs The Eisen Entourage (Eisen/Huggins/Stone)

Bonus Question - Which High Stakes rookie will top the one-minute promo challenge on the next episode?

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Erick Leigh

D) Jacob Jett

E) Justin Sensitive

F) The Architect

3rdStringPG · September 10, 2013

OOC - Finally completed that damned work project and I think I can have Supreme TV up in 24 hours. Sorry for the gap in between updates, and thanks as usual for the predictions! One backstage segment should be up before Supreme TV as well...

3rdStringPG · September 12, 2013

OOC - Damn, I wish these shows didn't have to be so delayed. Anyway, the backstage segment, as I realized, is best posted before High Stakes but after Supreme TV. Looks like somebody's in trouble in his first week as an SWF Superstar! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF Supreme TV Canadian Air Centre (Ontario) Tuesday, October 8, 2013 (Week 2) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce, Gilmore, Money and Remo Argue (92/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> Supreme TV kicks off with two of the Men Unda Pressure - Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore in the ring - cutting the introductory promo. As tonight's Supreme TV is held in Gilmore's hometown of Toronto, he holds his Supreme Heavyweight belt high in the air and addresses the crowd before Bruce does. Gilmore - Feels glad to be home here in Toronto... (pauses to acknowledge the cheers of "AN-GRY! AN-GRY! AN-GRY! AN-GRY!) Back where it all started for me, in front of my people, my countrymen, some of the best fans...no, THE best fans in the entire SWF Galaxy. And TONIGHT...is a good night...oh, such a f---in' good night...TO BE ANGRY!!!! Just four more days, Eric Eisen...and despite your best efforts, second-generation slime...I'm still standin' here. Still in one piece. Last year at Break Like the Wind, you may have concussed me...you may have caused me to act irrationally for months, and had your way around me just because you were Commissioner. Now you're nothin', Eisen...you're Peter Pan in Never-Neverland, and you're not in power. All you do is pollute your body and your mind. And to top it all off, you damn near injured my wife last week on Supreme TV. So look out, Eric Eisen. WHEN I PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE IN YOU ON SATURDAY AT BREAK LIKE THE WIND, YOU'RE GONNA REGRET EVERY BEER YOU CHUGGED BACK WHILE AT WORK...YOU'RE GONNA REGRET YOUR PARTY-HEARTY LIFESTYLE AND YOUR ASSOCIATION WITH JOKERS LIKE HUGGINS, DOZER AND THAT EDD-FU LOSER...YOU WILL FEAR THE WRATH OF SANITY AT BREAK LIKE THE WIND, AND WHEN IT'S ALL OVER...you're still gonna be the lesser man. J. Bruce - You're sure on a roll these days, Tom...in just two minutes you crammed 'em all in there. Fear of Gilmore. Wrath of Sanity. Good Day to Be Angry. And you even got the home crowd cheerin' for good measure! As for me, Tom, all I need to pump these Constituents up are two words. (pauses for effect) IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Gilmore - Yes indeed it is...real good day to be angry, Jack... J. Bruce - That's Tom Gilmore...often a man of few words, but always a man with lotsa action. And you all know who I am...the Cream of the Crop...the Mayor of Metal...POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION...the Long Island Angel, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce!!! The Bruce is Loose, Toronto, and at Break Like the Wind, Jack's gonna get back at Borat Dicklike or whatever his name is supposed to be. What...what...Peter Michaels offended? My favorite announcer's virgin ears can't take the clever wordplay? (crossing his arms) Fine. Marat Khoklov. Last time that guy beat anyone on PPV, which is pretty much the only place you can watch him these days, was in June. And the man Khoklov beat...hmmmm, lemme think...was it you, Tom? Gilmore (shaking his head) - You know damn well I gave that brute a dose of Anger Management at...just as you call it...Supreme Challenge TRIPLE X TRIPLE I... J. Bruce - Was it Nicky Champion? No, no, Champion beat him on the pre-show of (sings the PPV name) WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!! Was it lazy old Remo? Dammit, not that either! Remo beat Khoklov, no, got away with beatin' Khoklov because the Russkie wanted to make sure Remo passed his Almighty Audition! (pauses) A-HA! James Prudence! No, no, Freddy Garcia! Kurt Laramee! Big Smack Scott! (pauses again) Alright, alright, I'll stop playin'. It was ME. That's right, it's been eatin' at me for four months now. Marat Khoklov beat me in an Ambulance Match, and that was the last time you saw him win a match. Well, Break Like the Wind is gonna be the last time you'll be seeing Khoklov...PERIOD. Yes, he'll be back home in Russia for good after I keep my title against him and Remo. He'll be countin' welfare checks, wrestlin' in sweaty, stinky cages against men half his size and with half his skill, and given how unskilled Peter Michaels' biggest folly is, that's sayin' a lot! And though I too may be half his size, you all know that I can take him out...IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! Shall we hear that once again, this time from the men in the audience? (pauses as the men in the crowd cheer "NEW!!! YORK!!! MINUTE!!!") Now how about the women? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Bruce's call-and-response interaction with the crowd is broken up by the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">music of Rich Money</a>, as he addresses the two Men Unda Pressure main men, dressed impeccably in a tailored suit and looking cool and confident as ever despite the events of recent Supreme TVs and PPVs. He enters the ring and starts rebutting Bruce's earlier statements... Money - How about the women? (shakes his head) They'll have more time to focus on you, Jack, because you'll have no choice but to give more time to your band...when you and Remo don't get a title shot for the next four months. And speaking on behalf of my once-a-month insurance policy, my personal weapon of mass destruction and the man that earns thrice as much as stated because he works for me, I'm gonna say this, Jack. A win for Marat is, in effect, a win for Rich Money. You probably know that by now, but being that I'm not only richer than you but also smarter than you, I'll drive that point home. (pulls out his wallet) Marat doesn't really give a damn about titles, you see? Because it's too damn easy for him. He's outgrown gold belts and stuck to what he does best...HURTING PEOPLE. Gilmore - HAVEN'T YOU GOTTEN TIRED OF IT, RICH?!?!?!? Tired of buying everybody's loyalty...buying titles of people who have titles...paying your way to get what you want...paying to date the Commissioner's daughter...paying to have your own personal referee...paying to curry favor with the Commissioner...are you tellin' us, and the SWF Galaxy, that you are gonna buy the title from Marat Khoklov if he wins it at Break Like the Wind, which I find highly unlikely? Lemme throw back somethin' you were tellin' Jack a couple months ago...you are so predictable...and while I may not like Nicky Champion, I'm pullin' for him, so he can take you out with that Papoose Piledriver of his, keep his job,and GET YOUR DADDY-IN-LAW FIRED FROM THE SWF!!!! Money - Marat knows what to do, Tom, and what he does with that title is none of your business, nor is it Jack's. Either way, Rich Money will be coming up roses at Break Like the Wind. (pauses, then turns to Bruce) Jack, I don't care about who wins Supreme Heavyweight, whether it's your bald-headed chrome dome pal or the Owner's less-talented son, but you won't have a title shot till February, and though I know Nicky Champion's too scared to say something and risk losing his job before Break Like the Wind, I'm gonna get him fired in any event. He hasn't beaten me since he waltzed over to Supreme and started acting like some sort of Rated-R anti-Sam Strong. And without his Hawkeye Hammer, he's not just nothing. He's LESS THAN NOTHING and not a penny's worth of Money. And Marat...let me say it again. He knows what to do...and most of all, he's Money. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> The argument is broken up by yet another individual, and it's Remo, whose booming voice emerges from Aegalaeus Position, sans ring music. He's calling out two people for tonight - former friend and stablemate Rich Money, and his World Heavyweight title opponents, Jack Bruce and Marat Khoklov. Remo - Maybe you're forgettin' somethin', Rich...or make that someone. I've put this off long enough... Money - Oh, and guess who's here. It's the third party in the World Heavyweight title match, and Marat Khoklov's second victim. Yes, Remo, he laid down for you at Awesome Impact. You have never beaten Marat clean, though you wouldn't really know that, because you don't have half the drawing power he does. (pauses) Marat is a veritable Russian giant with the height, the heft and the ability to dominate everyone and everything in his path. He oozes star quality, Remo, and unlike you, he legitimately doesn't have to work hard for it. Remo - Changin' your tune on me, are you now? Talk about a fair-weather friend. Back when I was World champ, there wasn't a bad thing you could say about me. Now you treat me like yesterday's news...like a lazy bum...like a guy who didn't deserve the belt he held for OVER HALF A YEAR. Now you...you and that rock star over there...you think I do not have it in me to win that title back because I'm lazy. Well, guess what. (points to Money) Rich Money, a man who never worked a day in his life because he was born into money. (points to Bruce) Jack Bruce, a smart guy, I'll give him that. Somebody who never got past third string quarterback and who dropped out of school before his final year because his grades sucked and because he didn't like studyin' anyway. And look at me. All-district in basketball and football, undefeated and all-state in wrestling. I may not have been an A-student, but I studied hard, man. I wanted to be sure I had somethin' to fall back on if wrestling didn't work out. I tended bar, brawled with drunks as a bouncer, and if I wasn't sleepin' over at the bar, I was sleepin' in my car. All to support me in my dreams to become an SWF Superstar. I'm a two-time World Heavyweight champion, that's one more than you, Rich, and while that's three less than you, rock star, time's on my side. And don't get me started on Khoklov because I already told y'all last time. The reason he's slippin'...is a total lack of effort. Tonight, though, I'm gonna let you know that last week's dream opponent of yours can't make it. Christian Faith's still hidin' from that psycho Frehley. The DeColts are done tryin' to get their home crowd happy, but failin'. So if you wanna tune-up match, I'm here, Rich. Don't be chicken and don't go hidin' behind Sam Sparrow or the Commish...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Barry Bowen Books Matches (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Leave it to Barry Bowen once again to break things up and book some matches to settle these men's differences! He again enters to loud and angry boos, many of whom are shouting "BAR-RY!", others chanting Nicky Champion's name. B. Bowen - Enjoying your little sabbatical, aren't you, Jack? J. Bruce - Why, yes, of course, Mr. Bowen, the music of Black Sabbath has always been among my many favorites... B. Bowen - HEY!!!! Between your impudence and Nicky Champion's, I simply do not know what to do! But we'll get to that later, okay? What I came here for, or part of why I dropped by, is to let you know that you have been taking too much time off in between matches. Do you think that's fair to other SWF Superstars who bust their asses and risk their welfare once, twice, even THRICE a week to give the SWF Galaxy a good show week after week? J. Bruce - There you go again, Mr. Bowen, turning the other cheek and ignoring the fact that despite his ridonkulous contract, Marat Khoklov is free to wrestle just once a month, and not on free SWF television? Of course you'd ignore that inconsistency, Mr. Justice and Equality. After all, Khoklov is Rich Money's personal giant, so it's all cool with you that he can slack off. What you do not realize is that I'm not just the SWF's first and ONLY five-time World Heavyweight Champion. I am also an award-winning MUSICIAN. I've played Ozzfests, Gigantours, even those trendy Warped tours, and when Woodstock turns 50 in 2019, you can bet that the Jack Bruce Band will be rockin' out with all the Constituents partyin' on down in their birthday suits, covered in mud. I need time to rehearse with my band, do interviews with... B. Bowen - ENOUGH!!! You should have thought of that before signing your last contract, Jack! Or continuing to play that loud and angry thing you call music. Now if you want your three-way with Marat and Remo to push forward, you are going to lace 'em up tonight and make up for the times you weren't available to wrestle. (pauses) I am, upon suggestion of a certain non-wrestler at our last town hall meeting, which you missed, booking you...in a GAUNTLET MATCH. Your opponents...shall be The Awesomeness, Jefferson Stardust and Huey Cannonball...and your son, Bobby Bruce. Michaels (from announce table, outing himself as the one who suggested the match) - Finally, comeuppance for that symbol of decadence and youthful rebellion. J. Bruce - Oh...those people? Yes, I certainly love my son and want this whole family feud to end, but that's easy, Mr. Bowen. Two overrated ingrates and a son who's got a lot to learn about Supreme, that's gonna be as easy for me as it was for the Beatles to put five songs in the top five of the Billboard Hot 100 back in '64... Gilmore - Jack, you better take this one seriously...you never know what Bowen's got in store for you should you lose one of those matches... B. Bowen - Jack, I'm afraid your friend Tom is right. And Tom, it's MISTER Bowen. (to Bruce) You'll want to maintain your focus, Jack, because should you lose in this gauntlet match...and the moment you lose to one of those three, it's over...I will be turning Khoklov vs Remo into the World Heavyweight title match at Break Like the Wind. And you? (chuckles) You're going to be an EX-CHAMPION once again, because if you lose, I am going to punish you for sitting on your ass for too long...by stripping you of your belt. Good luck, Jack. You should be aware that Jeff and Huey have improved so much since they won the tag titles...and that your son does a pretty good impression of your New York Minute. (takes a long pause) ANYWAY... Remo - What about me, Mr. Bowen? This has gone on long enough. I have been USED by Rich Money, just like he used everybody else in The Almighty Dollar. Squeeky, Spencer, The Can't Miss Prospects, even Khoklov! I've been made to feel disposable, and I think it's right that... B. Bowen - HEY!!! I'm the Commissioner here, so I'm gonna tell you what I feel is right and just. And Remo, that's giving you what you want - a match against Rich Money. (pauses and smiles) And...Thomas? MISTER Gilmore? I've got something for you as well. Gilmore doesn't speak, instead glaring intensely as Bowen continues booking matches for tonight... B. Bowen - I've been UNDA a lot of pressure from the boss, Mr. Eisen, regarding the DeColt brothers. Though Rich did beat Jack DeColt fair and square, he did act a bit rash by attacking Remo during his match with Alex. Those aging Canadians need a good send-off, so I'm asking you, their countryman, to help them close their SWF careers oot in the right way. Do you know what I'm talking aboot, Tom? Gilmore - GO ON, BE THAT WAY, MISTER BOWEN...go ahead and ACT LIKE AN IMMATURE GIANT WHO HAS NOTHIN' TO DO BUT BULLY HIS WORKERS IN THE NAME OF SO-CALLED JUSTICE AND EQUALITY!!!! B. Bowen - Temper, temper, dear Thomas! I was just playing around, being a good Commissioner who knows how to joke around with the SWF Superstars! (pauses) Tonight, you and the DeColts will be facing The Eisen Entourage - Eric Eisen, Franklin Huggins and Edd Stone. J. Bruce - Oh, Eric Eisen and The Animals. The Can-Am Animals,that is. Give me the Eric Burdon version any day of the week! B. Bowen - HEY!!! Don't make your Constituents wait any longer! They want to see some wrestling, so put down that mic and head back to the locker room PEACEFULLY. ALL OF YOU!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith (w/The Can-Am Animals) (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpg</div> As Edd Stone is now in the SWF, Dozer Smith has been shifted to enforcer duties on the Entourage, but he remains in great terms with The Can-Am Animals - Stone and Franklin Huggins - who act as cornermen while Eric Eisen sits in on commentary. Eisen spends most of his time talking about how he'll usher in the new generation of SWF Superstars through his Entourage and his prospective win over Angry Gilmore at Break Like the Wind, but Duane Fry seems more interested in the match, where Champion is dominating Dozer and sneaking in a few elbows on an interfering Edd Stone, then Frank Huggins. While Dozer is able to connect at 3:10 on the Backdrop Driver, Champion barely sells this, and ends the match before 4:30 with a Papoose Piledriver. WINNER - Champion in 4:23</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Barry Bowen Intimidates Champion (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Following his victory, Nicky Champion grabs a mic and cuts his go-home show promo against Barry Bowen, who will be losing his job as Commissioner if Champion defeats Rich Money in the main event of Break Like the Wind. Champion - Come Saturday, somebody's gonna lose his job. Is that person's name Nicky Champion? (shakes his head) I don't think so, Nicky Champion guys and girls! But I'm gonna give you a little clue on who's gonna lose his job when Nicky Champion does away with Richie Rich Money through a Papoose Piledriver and a something-something and THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!! UGH! UGH! UGH! (pauses) His name...starts with a letter "B." Which name? Both names. And Nicky Champion isn't gonna put you through a guessing game, he's gonna shoot it straight and say right then and there that he is going to cost Barry Bowen his job. The Commissioner. Mr. Justice and Equality. That's what Barry Bowen used as an excuse to rob me of Supreme Heavyweight when I had Rich Money at Supreme Challenge. On Saturday, Nicky Champion won't be fighting for a belt, but Nicky Champion will be fighting to keep his job...AND proving that he can beat Rich Money without the help of his Hawkeye Hammer. That's one fight I shouldn't be fightin', but as long as this company is run by Rich Money and his lapdogs Bowen and Sparrow, Nicky Champion's gotta do what Nicky Champion's gotta do... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Before Champion can even think of saying his catchphrase, Bowen interrupts the promo from the Supreme-Tron, ordering Champion into his office like a principal would do to an unruly student. B. Bowen - Nicky Champion, I want you in my office RIGHT NOW, and it is IMPORTANT! Champion - Oh, I can't, Mr. Bowen! Nicky Champion's a bit too tired to get his butt over to the Commissioner's Office. And "important"? What could this possibly be about? Another banned move? Your last tax filing where you didn't report the extra income you received from Rich Money? Tell me, Mr. Bowen, because Nicky Champion is dying to know! B. Bowen - I am not going out there just because some loud-mouthed punk kid from the bush leagues thinks he's as good as his mentor! You go to my office IMMEDIATELY, Nicky, and I am going to show you something. Champion reluctantly complies as the camera takes him to the locker room, where the likes of Cameron Vessey and KP Avatar congratulate him for a good match. He then enters Bowen's converted dressing room/Commissioner's office, and the Commish doesn't look pleased with Champion's recent actions, particularly on High Stakes, where he tried preventing his overly aggressive and sullen rookie Rodney Ekuma from further inflicting damage on Alan Parent. B. Bowen - Where do you get off of knocking your rookie out, Nicky? Rodney was simply trying to make a man out of that...that guy who probably wishes he was back home in Quebec with his momma? And aside from that, you had the gall to elbow Franklin Huggins and Edd Stone off the apron in your earlier match! I have told you about that move, Nicky. Use that Hawkeye Hammer before Break Like the Wind and you're fired. You know what, I think I have a good mind to ban anything that resembles your Hawkeye Hammer. Champion (laughing) - Oh, Mr. Bowen. You would do anything to make sure Rich wins our match and you keep your job. B. Bowen - Damn that Mr. Eisen! (pounds his fist on the table) That should have NOT been a stipulation, but because I answer to him and because... (answers the phone, where Richard Eisen is making yet another call) Yes, Mr. Eisen. Mmm-hmmmm. Right. Yes, Sir. Mr. Eisen, with all due respect, I don't see how things are gonna be any different if... (pauses) Right. My job. Your call. No disqualifications? No count-outs? Thank you, Mr. Eisen. Yes, I love my job, Sir, but...okay. Looking forward to my performance evaluation. (hangs up) You heard Mr. Eisen... Champion - How could I hear him when all I could decipher were screams from all the way in New York threatenin' to fire your ass before Break Like the Wind? But seriously, Mr. Bowen. Nicky Champion's got it. No disqualifications, no count-outs. Barry Bowen has to tell his daughter that he needs to find a new job...oops! Barry Bowen's daughter is dating the richest man in the SWF, so she probably doesn't give a s---. Got it, Mr. Bowen. (sarcastically salutes Bowen) SIR, YES, SIR!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Promo (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> As Peter Michaels keeps whining about Nicky Champion's irreverent, disrespectful behavior, Duane Fry talks about some of the lower-card matches confirmed for Break Like the Wind - Koshiro Ino defending his U.S. title against Krustacean Kirk, Valiant vs John Anderson in a rematch for the North American title, another rematch, this time featuring Brandon James and Chris Caulfield in a hardcore match, and what looks to be a Vengeance open challenge and the introduction of his new co-vigilante. Jason Azaria prevents Michaels from interjecting by describing the next video - Hero Squad's going to Hollywood! The video starts with a clip of Captain Atomic reading a letter from a producer named Henry J. "H.A." Ackerman and inviting them to attend a screen test in Hollywood. He and Jungle Lord do the "Dance of Joy" to celebrate, and are then seen in the airport, wearing three-piece suits and waving to the camera, as Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord let out their trademark screams. The next scene has them in what looks like a movie studio, where they are with a director apparently named Maxie - 4C veteran Zeus Maximillion. Background music for this clip includes "Movin' On Up" from '70s sitcom The Jeffersons and "Act Naturally" by the Beatles. Atomic - WE ARE EXTREMELY DELIGHTED TO HAVE BEEN NATURALLY SELECTED BY THE NATURAL SELECTION PROCESS TO WORK FOR A HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER NAMED HENRY JAAAAAAAYYYYY AAAAAAAACKERMAAAAAAANNNNN AND OUR TALENTED DIRECTOR, MAXIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! THOUGH LOSING OUR TITANIC TAG TEAM TITLES WAS TANTAMOUNT TO BEING TROUBLED BY A TYRANNICAL TALL-NUT, IT IS ALSO A TITANIC, GIGANTIC, BOMBASTIC, FANTASTIC OPPORTUNITY TO TAKE OUR RADIOAAAAAACITVELY KID-FRIENDLY TALENTS TO HOLLYWOOD AND STAAAAAAAAR IN OUR OWN MOOOOOOO-VIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "Maxie" - Yes indeed, Captain Atomic, you should be glad the SWF is putting out three movies in 2013. Idealistic Teacher,starring some of the SWF's bright young athletes. The S.E.A.L., with Eric Eisen as James Tristan and Dawn the Cheerleader as Mrs. Tristan. And now...Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord in a movie befitting of their reputation and talent! Jungle Lord - What name movie, sir? "Maxie" - I cannot tell you yet until H.A., I mean Mr. Ackerman, gets back here. But you're gonna love it! You'll be watched by millions upon millions of people looking for an alternative to run-of-the-mill blockbuster movies. This won't be Hunger Games. It won't be Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter. We're not talking Twilight or the nth superhero reboot. We're talking something totally different! You're gonna be stars beyond your wildest dreams, Hero Squad! And when this is all over, nobody's gonna be talking about The S.E.A.L. or Idealistic Teacher! They're all gonna be talking about Hero Squad at their most heroic...playing their biggest role to date and thrust into superstardom! Jungle Lord - Jungle Lord likes this! (makes thumbs-up sign) Atomic - SWF GALAXY, THIS TIME I PROMISE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE US...WHEN WE ACT NATURALLY AND GET RAAAAAAAADIOOOOO-AAAAAAAAACTIVEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! Jungle Lord - HERO SQUAD ACT!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Amazing Urchin (w/Angel Fish, Red Snapper and Krustacean Kirk) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">Steve Frehley</a> (62/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MikeyJamesalt_zpsa6bcddb2.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> Another easy squasheroo to start out Supreme TV, which has been very angle-heavy so far. There doesn't appear to be anything that could faze Frehley, not even the Scything Shark Kick of The Amazing Urchin or Angel Fish's protestations to referee Darren Smith. Frehley is spilling with hate in this match, repeatedly refusing to let go of a chokehold on Urchin at one point, and eventually setting up the Frehley's Comet with a sneaky brass knuckle punch to the midsection. WINNER - Frehley in 4:28</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on The Undawater Union (45/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MikeyJamesalt_zpsa6bcddb2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FrankiePerezalt_zpsddc62ace.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg</div> Not content with defeating The Amazing Urchin, Frehley continues wailing on the kid-friendly midcarders, delivering a Launching Pad Suplex to Red Snapper as he tries to assist Urchin, then exiting the ring to smash Krustacean Kirk with a steel chair! All three Undawater Union members are shocked, and Angel Fish, still hobbling a bit from the previous week's kayfabe ankle sprain, is struggling to the locker room as she tries to get help! All the while, Frehley is screaming "FAITH!!!!! CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!! Y'ALL AIN'T S---, CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!", but sensing that Angel Fish is trying to call some referees out to stop Frehley, he yells at a stage hand to "GIMME THE F---IN' MIC!!!"</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley and Faith Argue (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> Frehley - YOU'RE SCARED, CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!! You talk about wantin' to spend some time with your family. You say you're quote-unquote semi-retired from this industry, that you want to give your brittle bones a rest and prepare for what could be the next stage of your career. You know what I think of all that semi-retirement talk, all that takin' time off and stayin' in your backwoods part of America? I think it's nothin' but a crock of bulls--- from an arrogant, self-serving piece of white trash who had spent the past nine years marginalizing me and making me feel as if I had a chance to be the best, to be a meaningful champion and all, when I wouldn't after all. See those two costume-wearin' freaks whom I just destroyed? That's only the beginning, Faith. That's only a mere fraction of how I'm gonna punish you at Break Like the Wind. Y'all think you can go semi-retire and take me on in a real street fight in one of those exceptions to the f---in' rule? Y'all ain't s---, Faith. I'm gonna make your retirement official on Saturday, Faith. Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> What Frehley doesn't expect is Christian Faith, being filmed by cameramen from his hometown of Durham, North Carolina as he appears on the Supreme-Tron, hanging out with a group of biker friends at a bar. While some of these bikers look very much like Hell's Angels, the crosses some of them are wearing suggests this may be a Christian biker's club, consistent with Faith's beliefs. Faith (almost sarcastically) - I'm right here, Steve. If you really want me...if you want to take your agenda really seriously, I'm right here. Hanging with my fellow bikers back home in North Carolina and watching Supreme TV over a few cold ones. I knew you were going to pull something like this, so here I am, telling you that the winner of Saturday's street fight will be the man who has Faith. (pauses) Anyway,family has always come first for me, and that's the reason why I'm still out. Take a look around, Steve. Do you notice something about this group of bikers? Notice whom I'm drinking with? (nods toward the direction of two African-American bikers in the group) Frehley - There you go again, Faith. Tryin' to prove that you give a s--- about the black man by hangin' out with a couple brothers. How's Christian Faith treatin' you, Uncle Tom? Where do you stand in the pecking order, homie? You oughta be as stupid as these fans here in bumf--- Toronto not to realize that the man you're dealin' with wants us pickin' cotton and kissin' their feet just like in the days of Jim Crow. Black Biker - You keep your damn mouth shut, Frehley, or you won't walk out in one piece the next time the SWF goes to Durham! Faith (restraining his African-American fellow biker) - Let 'im be, Don, no use in arguing with someone who's always going to insist on his version of things despite all the proof to the contrary. Frehley - None of those ass-kissin' club members of yours are gonna be around at Break Like the Wind, when I finally do what so many people shoulda done to you a decade or more ago. End your stinkin' career. Y'ALL... (gives the fallen Urchin a Frehley's Comet) ..AIN'T.. (does the same to Red Snapper) ...S---!!!! (finally to Krustacean Kirk)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Concept Rants About The Awesomeness (44/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg</div> After Peter Michaels bitterly dismisses the Faith video as a "waste of time" and a "retirement speech in the making", we now move on to Dawn the Cheerleader, looking buoyant again and showing a lot of energy with her cheerleader routines. Dawn - WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! GO, GO, GO HIGH CONCEPT!!!! I'm here right now with two men who have decided that it's time to stop clowning around...and time to start focusing on another SWF World Tag Team Title! Ladies and gents of the SWF Galaxy, High Concept - Elmo Benson and Greg Black. Black - Just as I've been tellin' Elmo from the moment we returned to Supreme, winnin' titles isn't all fun and games. In fact, it's not fun and games. You gotta have your eyes on the prize, your pedal to the metal, your utmost focus on getting those tag team titles, just like we last did almost a decade ago. Benson - It's really been that long, hasn't it, Greg? Almost ten years since we wore the tag titles around our waists, and it's almost as if it was yesterday. We had a lot of fun back then, but then again, we didn't go around wastin' our time impersonating everybody in the locker room. Still...didn't we get a kick out of all those times we made a mockery of The Pain Alliance? Black - Oh, come on, Elmo, quit livin' in the past! The Pain Alliance is no more, and once we get done with The Awesomeness, they'll be shocked and awed into droppin' their act and admittin' that they wouldn't have gotten anywhere if not for their new friend. Dawn - And that would be Bobby Bruce, if I'm not mistaken? Benson - That's right, Dawn. Bobby Bruce, Jack's bastard son, and we put special emphasis on the word bastard...in the figurative sense! Black - Walkin' around the locker room like a rooster showin' off for the hens. But gettin' a little too cocky for his own good. Benson - Man, you shoulda seen what Hero Squad did to him last week! He was OWNED, man! OWNED! Black - And we're gonna do the same to him if he tries inserting himself into our business at Break Like the Wind. Dawn - Tonight, you've got a tough matchup in the form of Brandon James and John Greed. Any thoughts on that match? Black - Correction, Dawn...that's J. Gordon Reed! Benson - What the actual fudge brownies, Greg?!?!? J. Gordon Reed? Dawn - Thanks for the correction, Greg! I might as well add to those watching at home that John Greed is now going by his given name in what I feel is an attempt to further attach himself to Big Money, Brandon James and express solidarity following the recent shakeup within The Chase Agency. Benson - Listen, Dawn, Greed can call himself anything he wanna. It ain't gonna matter when his and Brandon James' game is over. They call themselves The New Chase Agency? We call ourselves The New, Improved High Concept. Older, wiser, and more focused. Black - The New Chase Agency, goin' down in a heap and fadin' to black. Just like The Awesomeness on Saturday.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div> (w/Haley Buck) vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> That's right - now that he's a similar rich and stuffy businessman to Brandon James, John Greed is now calling himself J. Gordon Reed - a reference to Gordon Gekko of "Greed is Good" fame on Wall Street. Peter Michaels continues putting James and Greed over relentlessly, talking about how the SWF needs people with brains like those two, people who know how to wrestle and don't offend the sensibilities of the young and impressionable when cutting their promos. In this match, High Concept has a few moments when they appear capable of bagging an upset, but Reed kicks out of a Game Over at the midway point of the match. With High Concept still on a roll at 6:00, their opponents at Break Like the Wind - The Awesomeness - step in to distract them, but Shane Stones' attempts to send them backstage are too little, too late. This has allowed Emma Chase to step in and bash Greg Black with James' Nothing to Lose briefcase and Reed to attack Elmo Benson outside the ring - and once Stones returns to officiating, he's right in time to see James land a Big Money Move on Black. WINNERS - James and Reed in 6:38</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Promo (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt_zpsd44c86f8.jpg</div> As James and Reed celebrate their win with Ms. Chase and Peter Michaels continues putting them over, the lights go off and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04pVjf6CTec" rel="external nofollow">Vengeance's music</a> plays in the background - but no, he's not in the building, and no, this is not a setup for Chris Caulfield to beat down on Brandon James! Fry quickly refers to the Caulfield vs James hardcore rematch before Vengeance appears on the Supreme-Tron with yet another video package... Vengeance - More than two decades ago, a young tag team fought evil and injustice in the state of Texas. At Break Like the Wind, the boys will be back in town. If you thought one vigilante was trouble enough for you wrongdoers of the SWF, you're gonna get twice that on Saturday. The cowboy hats and toy guns are a thing of the past. But the intent...and the relentless fight against all that is wrong in the natural order of things started by one Skull DeBones more than ten years ago...it remains. We're older...we're wiser...and when we come together on Saturday, the tag team division AND the SWF in general...will never be the same. Lust. Greed. Gluttony. Wrath. Sloth. Pride. Envy. Confess while still early, or you just might get a taste...of Texas Justice. (pauses) Vengeance...WILL BE OURS!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hpiDJRQg-nI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="PanterA-revolution is my name lyrics"></iframe></div></div> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Spencer Spade) (51/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Texas Justice? Wasn't that Cameron Vessey and Marshall Dillon's supposed-to-be tag team name? Apparently not, as Vessey is making his way to the ring to a lukewarm pop...hey, he's a jobber, so what do you expect? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpg</div> NOT THIS! Vessey is assaulted on his way to the ring by...his uncle, TCW Talent Bryan Vessey! None of the announcers can believe it, as Bryan attacks his nephew with the Vessey Driver and does the same to Squeeky McClean, who runs in with Spencer Spade and Richie Pangrazzio Jr. to take advantage of the situation! Unfortunately for this new generation of Pangrazzio All-Stars, Bryan isn't exactly wanting to play ball with them - he grabs RPJ's baseball bat and keeps Pangrazzio and Spade at bay until security runs in to lead him out of the arena! Azaria - I swear to God...I am not aware of Bryan Vessey leaving the competition to join the SWF. Peter? Michaels - Hell, at least that's gonna introduce the SWF Galaxy to some REAL wrestlers. Tough-as-nails hombres like Bryan Vessey who fight tooth-and-nail for honor and glory, not sellouts who give concessions to the immoral and unworthy like Christian Faith and decadent wastrels like Jack Bruce. If the SWF hasn't hired Bryan Vessey, I say they do so IMMEDIATELY! WINNER - Nobody. Match not on record due to Bryan Vessey interference.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson and "Giedroyc" Rant About Valiant (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpg</div> The announcers are still trying to get over the shock of Bryan Vessey jumping the stands to attack his nephew Cameron when we move to the locker room, as "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson talk about Valiant ahead of tonight's Valiant vs "Giedroyc" encounter... Anderson - So I see you've finally, um...succeeded with Hannah? "Giedroyc" - Bloody hell I haven't, Johnny! We're fighting, mate. That girl's so uptight and so insistent on, you know, stayin' pure for the man she's gonna marry! Anderson - She just needs a little more convincing, Jack. Remember what I told you...focus on calmly explaining the pros versus the cons instead of looking too obvious, you know, too eager to hop in. But in the meantime, I'm proud of you. And proud of myself, might I add. I've turned Valiant into the epitome of aggression while at the same time taking away everyone that means somethin' to him in this locker room. His best friend. And now, his girlfriend foolin' around with said best friend. (pauses) I transformed you, Valiant, but every student's gotta pay off their loans. "Giedroyc" - Valiant, mate, you are still delinquent, and once I'm done showin' you who's always been the must-see Allied Force, Johnny's gonna come collectin' your title at Break Like the Wind. Then you're gonna be fully paid up and back to current. Anderson - But first, Jack, tell me how you're gonna come Crashing On Valiant tonight... "Giedroyc" - BY HOOK...OR BY CROOK!!! (spits) Just like the good old Chase Agency days, Valiant.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Bruce © vs Huey Cannonball, Jefferson Stardust and Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer and Alanis Springsteen) - Gauntlet Match (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpg</div> Duane Fry compares Jack Bruce to a baseball team's ace pitcher - quite timely, considering that the World Series is coming up in just a couple of weeks - and first at-bat is Huey Cannonball. As Bruce starts out strong with a knee lift on Cannonball, Peter Michaels calls the reigning World champ "just about as credible as Roger Clemens", but the heel announcer is briefly silenced by the Cream of the Crop taking Cannonball out with the Long Island Trio - three rolling vertical suplexes in a row! Ric Young counts ONE...TWO...THREE! Jack Bruce d. Huey Cannonball at 2:50. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> Next up it's Jefferson Stardust, and he fares better than Cannonball, surprising Bruce with a hurricanrana and nearly getting a pin. Bruce, however, rolls away from Stardust's Stage Dive, and this leads to a slow but steady recovery. He eventually goes for a reverse DDT neckbreaker on Stardust, and again, Young is there for the three count as we've got another father-and-son matchup coming up next... Jack Bruce d. Jefferson Stardust at 5:57 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</div> Finally, we have Jack Bruce vs Bobby Bruce in the final part of this gauntlet match - and Bobby tries to swing things in his favor by letting kayfabe mom Karen Killer and Awesomeness manager Alanis Springsteen distract Ric Young by...talking to him as the camera accentuates their rather ample cleavage? No, this isn't dollar sign time all over again, but Young does appear distracted by the "black leather rocker chick" look of the two managers, distracted enough for Bobby to grab a guitar from under the ring and bash Jack with it! He kicks the remains of the guitar out, and while Young doesn't notice a few pieces of debris, he angers Bobby with what he claims is a slow count! The Cream of the Crop is still in it, and it's justice all too poetic when he dodges a Bobby Blitz and takes his son out with the original - the New York Minute! WINNER - J. Bruce in 9:22. Jack Bruce will still defend his World Heavyweight title at Break Like the Wind against Marat Khoklov and Remo.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Rants About Khoklov (82/B)</div> Jack Bruce celebrates his win against all three members of the Bobby Bruce Bonanza by leading the crowd in a version of "Na-Na, Hey-Hey Goodbye", which instead goes "Marat Khoklov, Marat Khoklov, Hey, Hey, Hey, Goodbye!" Just like he did two weeks ago, Bruce punctuates this call-and-response rant with some gospel-style shouting, while Rich Money watches everything from the locker room, not looking worried at all, still supremely confident that his enforcer, Marat Khoklov, will come away victorious, and possibly sell him the World title after he wins it.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Caulfield Rants About James (59/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</div> Next up is a pre-taped message from Chris Caulfield, as he rants about Brandon James ahead of their rematch at Break Like the Wind... Caulfield - You can't keep a Hardcore American down. I proved that when we were workin' in Philly. Can't make a living through wrestling alone? I waited tables at Denny's. I worked at the car wash. And you, Brandon, you made it up the same way as I did. Odd jobs, sleepin' in roach-infested motels, gettin' paid peanuts night after night we put our bodies on the line. What are you now but a sellout, Brandon James? You've forgotten what it's like to be poor and struggling, and while I've had more success and more money since then, I haven't forgotten where I came from, nor the poverty I had to endure while doin' what I love. I come from hardcore, and so do you, Brandon James, and as long as the SWF can't do a thing about what we do on pay-per-view, I'm gonna punish you and take you back to the days when we were runnin' on fumes and strugglin' to make a living...in true hardcore style. And not even your newest booster Peter Michaels can do a damn thing about that. After this promo, Michaels denies that he's in cahoots with James, despite the fact that he's been praising him, J. Gordon Reed/John Greed and Emma Chase to the high heavens for the past few weeks! Yeah, right...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Valiant © vs "Jack Giedroyc" (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpg</div> As of now, Valiant still doesn't realize that he's wrestling an impostor, and with that in mind, he is especially vicious when attacking the fake Jack Giedroyc, growling and acting stiffer than usual for each punch, kick, clothesline or Irish whip against the turnbuckle. Valiant wants to make "Giedroyc" pay for stealing his girl and betraying his trust, and referee Shane Stones has to warn Valiant several times about his chokeholds and the borderline illegality of his moves. While Valiant's Patriot Missile leads to an early cover, his overly aggressive style starts acting against him, as "Giedroyc" brilliantly counters a Valiant piledriver into one of his own! This leads to "Giedroyc" dominating the fourth to seventh minutes, until someone comes over to show his support... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</div> It's the real Jack Giedroyc, and Peter Michaels immediately feigns ignorance of Valiant's opponent being a phony! As Valiant uses this distraction to recover and eventually hit a stiff clothesline on his foe, Jason Azaria lets slip a "little fact you may not know" about Giedroyc - he has a near-lookalike cousin named Joseph Parsons, better known in Canada as Joey Poison. Now that that's been established, Valiant is almost impossible to stop, and with Hannah now at ringside, possibly to explain herself as well, he lays Poison out with a V-Split and picks up the win! WINNER - Valiant in 9:37</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Giedroyc and Valiant Make Up (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</div> As The Allied Forces stand in the ring and look at each other in disbelief, Valiant can be heard asking Giedroyc off-mic why he didn't say anything the previous week. Giedroyc says he tried everything in the book to explain it wasn't him, but Valiant refused to believe him - as such, he decided to sit the previous week out, not show up for what should have been an Uprising match against Koshiro Ino, and wait for the right time to prove to Valiant that his "no-good cousin Joey" was behind the duplicitous acts. Valiant, looking ashamed and apologetic, extends his hand to Giedroyc, and the two men shake hands as Joey Poison remains outside the ring, still watching The Allied Forces re-form. Hannah then asks for a microphone to make her own apology to her boyfriend and client Valiant... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HannahPotter_zps27ae3815.jpg</div> Hannah - Val, I hope you understand now that I would never run off with your best friend and tag team partner, nor would he do the same to me... Valiant - What has that John Anderson been telling you, Hannah? I still find it hard to believe that you would be enchanted by that impostor...there must be more to this, Hannah, there must be something you aren't telling me. Hannah - I swear there isn't, Valiant. It was all a ruse to make John Anderson think that he had you... Valiant - How can I believe you now, Hannah? After I saw you and Joey Poison making out numerous times...after how you had caused me to snap on my friend and tag partner and accuse him so hatefully...yes, John was behind Jack getting framed up. How could you be in on it, Hannah? Hannah (now sobbing) - I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE FRAME-UP, VALIANT!!! After all that we've been through personally and professionally. Paul Huntingdon. Jack, back when he was calling himself Rogue. Squeeky McClean. Our relationship stood those tests, so why not this one, Val? (pauses) I love you, Valiant... Valiant - This is going to take a lot of time to heal...a lot of time to repair. (pauses, but doesn't seem to see Giedroyc warning Valiant against it) I'm not sure I can trust you after what you, John Anderson and Joey Poison did. But I know you, Hannah. That wasn't like you. No, Hannah, that wasn't like you... Giedroyc is still shaking his head with Valiant oblivious to his warnings and hugging Hannah as the crowd lets out a collective "Awwwwwww." Meanwhile, Peter Michaels is ranting about how such icky displays of romance have no place in traditional old-school wrestling, but are at least favorable in comparison to the sexually-charged actions of a lot of today's SWF Superstars...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson and Poison Beat Down on The Allied Forces (65/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoeyPoison_zps9dd9ea6a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</div> Just as Jack Giedroyc had warned, it's all a trap, as Joey Poison runs in with a steel chair and attacks his cousin while Valiant is hugging Hannah and accepting her apology! Valiant turns around and also gets bashed by the chair, and pretty soon, Poison and John Anderson are teaming up to beat down The Allied Forces. Hannah is cheering Poison and Anderson on as they work on the fallen Valiant, then double-powerbomb Giedroyc on the cold, hard mat! Poison exchanges a handshake with Anderson, who then approaches Hannah and gives her a long and passionate kiss. The crowd showers these actions with a chorus of boos, as the three head back to the locker room, leaving Valiant and Giedroyc down and out in the ring. That said, Hannah's heel turn went pretty well.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (w/Lisa Bowen) (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Tonight's go-home show has offered its share of shocking events - Bryan Vessey's attack on both his nephew Cam and his intended opponent Squeeky McClean, Jack Giedroyc returning to confirm how he got framed by John Anderson, and Hannah turning on Valiant and Giedroyc and essentially revealing herself as Anderson's new manager. That means Remo might not be shocking anyone with a face turn, but in this match, he seems to have most of the crowd's support in his heel vs heel match against Rich Money. He gets a good pop after launching a series of mounted punches on Money, but after a fast start, Money counters the Remo Buster (bear hug/running spinebuster) with a kick to the knee, then a DDT on the vulnerable Alpha Dog. Sam Sparrow, a.k.a. Rich Money's favorite referee, tries fast-counting Remo, but he kicks out of that move quite easily. From the fourth to 11th minute, everything is very open between both men, as Remo and Money trade momentum and have their share of near-falls, including a Bank Roll at 7:40 off a Lisa Bowen distraction and a Lumbar Puncture at 10:50. Sparrow is obviously counting very slow following that last Remo cover, and that allows Money to recover as Remo and Richie Pangrazzio Jr. both argue with Sparrow! With Money having recovered, he picks his moves quite carefully from 11:30 to 13:00, acting conservatively and using defense and evasive maneuvers to avoid another Remo impact move. He finally gets a chance at 13:10, clotheslining Remo out of the ring, and smashing him against the ringpost soon thereafter, before ramming his head repeatedly on the steel steps and laying him outside for a Dollars from Heaven! Money goes for the move, but takes a crazy bump as Remo rolls away and tries to make his way back into the ring. At this point, Sam Sparrow starts counting and disregarding Lisa Bowen's attempts to help her man get back into the ring before Remo does. Thanks to Bowen, the Moneyman is almost inside the ring at the nine-count, but Sparrow somehow counts to ten the moment he sees Money back in the ring a hair too late! Sparrow cannot believe what he has just done, and because of that, Bowen gives him a serious tongue-lashing as Money and Remo draw in this first encounter of theirs since March... WINNER - Nobody. Remo and Money counted out at 14:23.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Rants About Gilmore (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> Backstage, Eric Eisen and his Entourage are admiring some advance posters for The S.E.A.L., Eisen's upcoming action movie co-starring Dawn the Cheerleader as his wife. He completely forgets that Jason Azaria is supposed to be interviewing him ahead of the upcoming six-man tag team match pitting the Entourage (sans Dozer Smith) against Angry Gilmore and the DeColt brothers Alex and Jack. E. Eisen - Move over, Stallone...Bruce Willis...even Vin Diesel for that matter...all those old guys who think they're action film superheroes. And say hello to Hollywood's next breakout action hero...ERIC EISEN!!! (points to himself) That, dear frat brothers and Mr. Stone, is more than enough. Stone - Maybe you're forgetting, Eric, I'm also in a film of my own. Y'know, the one set in 1966 and in (speaking in a mocking Southern accent) Nawth Caw'linah? E. Eisen (laughing) - That one's for the Twilight crowd so they can learn 'bout their grandparents' time. This film...is for people who enjoy old-school action delivered new-school style by a man who can act as well as he can wrestle. (pauses) You guys know what to do to the paparazzi when they get wind of my action star success, right? Dozer - Absolutely, Eric! (grinds his fist against his palm) And a paddle to the ass for good measure, Tau Alpha Epsilon style. Eisen and his Entourage are still laughing when Azaria finally enters with a few quick questions... Azaria - Hi, Eric...sorry if I may have bothered you for a bit... E. Eisen - You're gonna hafta hurry up, Jason, because we have beers to drink and straight-edge snoozers and guest Canadian geezers to put away! (lets out a loud hyena laugh) And this Saturday...a Supreme Heavyweight title to win. A title fit for a Supreme Iconoclast like myself! Azaria (laughing, but sounding forced) - Do you have anything to say to, or about Tom Gilmore, before tonight's six-man tag match and Saturday's Supreme Heavyweight title match? E. Eisen - I can't believe it's almost been 11 months since I nearly ended Tom Gilmore's career, Jason. You weren't here yet, but man, I nearly had that guy. Azaria - But surely you would agree that you have more in common with Tom "Angry" Gilmore than you think, what with the whole anti-establishment attitude? E. Eisen - Question one, Jason. What have you been smoking? And question two, is it medicinal? Question number three...can we possibly have some for after the show? (laughs) Let me tell you something, Jason. Tom Gilmore and myself have absolutely NOTHING in common. If you're implying that we are anti-establishment just because we like to have a few Eisen-weisers before and after our matches,then that's where you're wrong, pal. We ARE the Establishment. No, not a stinking old establishment where geezers rule the roost, but a cooler one. Consider all the SWF Galaxy members who live vicariously through us. We're all about the power of the millennial generation. This is a new kind of Establishment, and... Azaria - You're 35, Eric. It just doesn't seem right that you... E. Eisen - Look here, Q&A guy, maybe it's best that you leave right now. Tom Gilmore is still every bit the incorrigible he was when I was Commissioner. And once again, he's disrespecting the status quo, simply by looking old, feeling old, and WRESTLING old. He's 35 too, but he is sooooo yesterday's news, Jason. We're everything the SWF Galaxy can identify with...sons of the old guard who can't stomach the fact that the previous generation still runs things. And we've had enough. Occupying SWF makes US the Establishment, and speaking on behalf of Frank, Dozer and Edd, that's more than enough. (to Dozer, Huggins and Stone) Boys, it's time to kick some DeColt ass and give Gilmore a primer of what he can expect at Break Like the Wind. My foot in his face, his belt 'round my waist. Oh, and one more thing, Jason. Azaria - What's that, Eric? E. Eisen - Tell Gilmore's wife that Edd Stone said hi. He LOVES older, yet smokin' hot women...especially when they're walkin' on one leg. Weird fetish of his, but that's Edd Stone for you! (lets out another hyena laugh) </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Gets Ready (64/C+)</div> Stone - Word-and-a-half for you, Jessie baby, my Angel Fish...EDD-FU!!!!!! (pauses for effect) Currently trending on Twitter - Hashtag EddFuFighting, Hashtag GetStonerizedWithEdd.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> (w/Jessie), Alex DeColt and Jack DeColt vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GOfe1bX8bII?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="party hard - andrew wk (w/ lyrics)"></iframe></div></div> (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AlexDeColt_zps521f2779.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackDeColt_zps41acc99d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EddStone_alt1_zps7116239c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> Edd Stone is seemingly trying to start a new trend - you've got Tebowing, you're got Kaepernicking, this, as we find out, is what he calls "Stonerizing"! This dance is somewhere between the John Wall dance and Gangnam style, but he immediately pays for showing off too much as Tom "Angry" Gilmore attacks him before the bell even rings! "Probably gonna teach him for hitting on a married woman," says Duane Fry, as Gilmore immediately goes for his snap suplex/Sky High Elbow combo and covers Stone. This cover is broken up by Eisen, who gets clotheslined off the apron by Gilmore. Gilmore then tags Jack DeColt in, as the CGC talent-trade guest gets cheered loudly by the Toronto fans, especially when he prevents Stone from tagging in and has him wrapped up in a camel clutch! Stone appears close to tapping out, but it's Franklin Huggins to the rescue as he steps in and short-arms Jack to break the hold. Huggins gets warned very sternly by Jez McArthuer and sent back to his corner. After the early isolation on Stone, the Entourage is able to come back at the 4:30 mark, as Eric Eisen distracts McArthuer by arguing with him and Dozer Smith runs in to knock legal man Alex DeColt out with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle! For the next few minutes, it's Alex's turn to be isolated, as Huggins, Stone and Eisen all get a chance to land their signature finishers on him. Time after time he kicks out of those finishers, and gets the crowd excited at around 10:50 when he counters Eisen's second finisher, the Silver Spoon Shock,and takes the Supreme Iconoclast out with the DeColt Driver! Now we have both men desperately seeking a hot tag...which they get in about 40 seconds. Jack DeColt and Huggins receive the hot tags, and it isn't long before Jack has FD3 crying uncle with a Canadian Backbreaker Hold! We're now at 12:30, and Huggins looks just about ready to submit...until Eisen again argues with McArthuer to allow Stone to enter and hit Jack DeColt with a stiff kick to the face...and a yell of "EDD-FU!!!!" At 16:00, Stone and Gilmore are now the legal men following a few minutes of Jack DeColt being isolated - he would make a desperation tag to Gilmore after dodging an Edd Stone superkick. Gilmore's presence suddenly makes Stone, who tried coming on to Jessie earlier, appear fearful for his life, and after a few punches and a legsweep, Stone gets up, receives a kick to the gut, and a huge dose of Anger Management as "Team Canada" picks up the win! Nope, we likely won't be seeing the DeColts for a while, but at least their SWF guest stint has ended on a high note... WINNER - Gilmore and the DeColts in 16:37</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Announcers' Parting Words</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DuaneFry_alt1_zps74306767.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JasonAzaria_zpsdb70ab90.jpg</div> Fry - As you can see here in the replay, Gilmore sure taught Edd Stone something about hitting on a married woman...as he hit the young Canadian with the Anger Management for the three-count! Talk about sending a message to Eric Eisen...where is he, anyway? Azaria - Looks like the Entourage has run for cover lest they get the fear of Gilmore put into 'em! And will you look at that...Tom Gilmore is offering his best wishes to Alex and Jack DeColt. What a classy individual... Michaels - Yeah, when he's not screamin' and shoutin' and acting like an uncivilized member of society. Personally, I'm with Rich Money. I don't give a rat's behind about who wins Supreme Heavyweight. But World Heavyweight at Break Like the Wind? You just might get a few surprises... Azaria - Like Bryan Vessey running in despite his lack of an SWF contract? Fry - No, Jason! I think Peter means Brandon James cashing in his Nothing to Lose Contract! Of course, that's what Peter's referring to. Michaels - It absolutely is not, Duane, and Brandon James telling y'all when he'll be cashing it in is like a poker player showin' his potentially winning hand so that others can hold, fold, draw or do whatever they gotta do. I may enjoy what Brandon James brings to the table, I may be glad Emma Chase has stopped baring her soul to the audience, but I am an announcer. I call things how I see 'em and just because I like what I see doesn't mean I'm in with the Agency. Fry - Well, you ARE going to be seeing Brandon James vs Chris Caulfield, Koshiro Ino vs Krustacean Kirk, The Awesomeness vs High Concept, Jack Bruce vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo for the World title, Tom Gilmore vs Eric Eisen for the Supreme title, and so much more this Saturday, at Break Like the Wind. Azaria - Make sure to contact your local cable provider and purchase Break Like the Wind, because it promises to be a good one. Fry - A real barnstormer! And while at it, don't forget to download the SWF App if you don't have it yet for your iPhone, Android phone or Windows Phone device! Michaels - For the app-shilling Duane Fry and the useless fact-spouting Jason Azaria, this is the Dean of wrestling announcers, Peter Michaels, sayin' good night and see you at Break Like the Wind!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 83/B TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 75/B- SWF Supreme TV Rating - 15.93</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · September 12, 2013

Hannah Potter you whore.

Valiant will have his revenge. He better have.

3rdStringPG · September 12, 2013

OOC - We shall see at Break Like the Wind, MichiganHero! Will post the post-show OOC and the next few cards for prediction in a bit, but as promised, here's one fine not-so-young man who's in hot water right after his first-ever SWF show...

<div style="text-align:center;">"I Knew They Were Trouble..."</div>

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Canadian Air Centre

11:15 p.m.

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"I am tellin' you for the last time, Peter, I wasn't shootin' up no steroids! That's behind me already."

"The tests don't lie, Bryan. You were still taking PEDs when your SWF contract started."

"Okay, so I tested positive. But hear me out, Pete...that was back in the TCW days. I don't roll that way anymore. This is the SWF, I'm finally free of that piece of shit Cornell who won't give me a title shot even if I cut his balls off, and I wanna make y'all not regret your investment. You can't fine me on my first day!"

"Yes, Bryan, but rules are rules. I expect a check made out to Supreme Wrestling Federation Corp. by tomorrow. 25 percent of your paycheck for your first offense."

I could hear the loud voices of Bryan Vessey and Peter Michaels arguing as we gathered at the locker room before our usual boozefest after the show. We rookies, as usual, tried to avoid Richard Eisen before heading out to the bars, because the moment you bumped into him after the show, he'd spend most of the after-party time at your table. The previous Sunday after Uprising taping, that's what happened to Remmy, Spencer and The Undawater Union - they made the mistake of turning around when Mr. Eisen was calling, and they ended up having to suffer with the old man in their table, talking about everything from the good ol' days of wrestling and the SWF to the present day of hot young women whom the divorced Mr. Eisen wanted to date next.

And just as I was thinking about how to be inconspicuous enough to avoid the big boss...

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"KP Avatar! We finally meet! My nephew's told me so much about you!"

"Uh, good evening...Bryan." I extended my arm for a handshake and Bryan nearly ripped my hand right out of its socket. The man was clearly juiced up, even after walking from TCW and swearing off PEDs.

"Listen, KP, I dunno if you and your buddies would be interested, but the last thing I want to see is Peter Michaels and Richard Eisen talkin' about how their newest acquisition from Hollywood f---ed up on his first week by not weanin' himself off the juice. My bad, my bad." Bryan waved his nephew Cameron over, and in a few seconds, our Idealistic Teacher co-stars Greg and Matt Gauge and the non-thespian Spencer Spade and Remmy Skye were with us. "How about y'all join me for some booze? It's all on me. TCW passed by here a couple months back and I know a few places where those fools won't be caught dead at."

It went without saying that Bryan Vessey was going to celebrate his first night as an SWF Superstar by taking us to a strip bar or two.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

2:30 a.m.

By this time, we were all wasted. All of us got our share of lap dances in the past three hours and two clubs we visited. This I'll say about Bryan - he knew his way around Toronto, and as I found out from Cam, that's how he really was. Stick him in a new city and all it'll take him would be one night to have a good grasp of the nightlife. But speaking of Cam, I feared that Bryan was trying to poison him into being a younger version of him, and a younger version of his dad. Back in the day, Larry and Bryan Vessey loved to party, and in the locker room, they loved to play cruel and unfunny pranks on the other workers. That said, he wasn't exactly the next Scott Sinclair, but at this point, he was trying to behave himself before showing his true colors.

At least we knew he hated the Klubb and had no intention of joining. "F--- no, man, I'm never joining that gaddum Klubb," slurred Bryan as we exited the second girly bar we decided to investigate for the night. "Eric Eisen's been thrashin' me for years, sayin' he'd never consider hiring me or Joey Minnesota, but that's because he knows I'm gonna rage against the machine. Just like what I did to Cornell. Eisen wants Minisoda or whatever that Guido's real surname is in Supreme, but the moment I see Joey in these parts..."

"You okay, Bry?" The older Vessey suddenly stumbled as we were several meters away from the girly bar, looking for a cab back to the hotel. Cam tried to help him up to his feet, but Bryan just laughed, saying that he still had it in him to get even more loaded once we'd be back in our hotel rooms. "You'll have to bear with my uncle," said Cam, apologetically.

"Nah, no worries, man, it's all---"

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"HEY, KP! Isn't that Dawn the Cheerleader with..." Remmy called me over to show me something, and there he was - Bryan's fellow new hire, or one of them. He was holding hands with Dawn the Cheerleader and giving her a ride in his rental car.

Geez, what's with these TCW talents invading Supreme? First we've got 'roid freak Bryan Vessey acting as a bad influence right off the bat, especially to his nephew. Now we've got this guy putting on the smooth moves with my girlfriend?

Ex-girlfriend, KP. You have to remember, Dawn is your ex-girlfriend. She can do whatever the hell she wants. Even if your birthday's in a week and a half, she can date whoever. You're single, KP. So enjoy single life and stop pining for your ex already!

If only I could follow what both Angel KP and Devil KP consciences were telling me at the same time...

flaviooooo · September 12, 2013

Giant Tana dating Dawn? <img alt="

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