SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

Rickymex · September 12, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="flaviooooo" data-cite="flaviooooo" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Giant Tana dating Dawn? <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Obviously it's the only man who could win the love of any woman. Dr. Love himself Danny Fonzarelli.

3rdStringPG · September 12, 2013

OOC - Oh, and I almost forgot about High Stakes. Is Dawn's mystery date Giant Tana? Is it Fonzie Darkness, er...Danny Fonzarelli? I'll immediately rule Giant Tana out, unfortunately, because he re-signed with TCW a couple months back and I wasn't interested when his contract came up. Besides, none of the TCW jumpers for October and/or early November are lower than upper midcard in Hollywood. And now we've got Week 5 of High Stakes...and the next few rookie challenges! SWF High Stakes Abbotsford Recreation Complex (British Columbia) Wednesday, October 9, 2013 (Week 2) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase/J. Gordon Reed Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce vs Khoklov vs Remo Hype Video (78/B)</div> Nothing here but a quick ad hyping the Jack Bruce title defense against Marat Khoklov and Remo - if Bruce and/or Remo lose, they don't get to fight for any kind of title until February 2014. If Khoklov loses, he is fired by the SWF. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore vs Eisen Hype Video (76/B-)</div> And another one here! This hype video mostly highlights the events of the last Supreme TV - Edd Stone goosing Jessie Gilmore, Angry Gilmore beating the crap out of Stone and Eric Eisen. Just a quick hype ad for the Gilmore vs Eisen Supreme Heavyweight match at Break Like the Wind. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McCallum Interviews High Stakes Rookies (31/E)</div> There's no new Mentor's Poll this week, but nonetheless all ten mentors (including new Masked Cougar co-mentor J. Gordon Reed) are on hand to watch Rory McCallum field questions to selected rookies, all of whom are in the ring. He first asks Casey Valentine on what he feels are his top areas for improvement. Valentine cockily replies that his uncle Peter's bad wrestling rubbed off a bit too much on him, so he should probably focus more. The same question is asked to Alan Parent, who says he should be more aggressive. Some of the rookies, mainly Justin Sensitive, laugh at this honest assessment, but mentor John Anderson tells them they may not be the ones giggling when they face off with the newer, tougher and more relentless Alan Parent. Next, McCallum asks The Architect about his perceived areas for improvement - in his own inimitable style, The Architect says there are none because, after all, this is "Architect Stakes." Last person to be asked this question is Rodney Ekuma, who mumbles something about being "more nasty" before giving McCallum a classic "look that could kill." <div style="text-align:center;">Erick Leigh (w/Des Davids) vs Nick "The Architect" Wright (w/Joshua Taylor) (18/E)</div> "Normally, a match between a great technician and an old-style advocate would be interesting," says Peter Michaels, "but this time around, you've got a kid who tries too hard to be old-school in Erick Leigh, and a complete weirdo in The Architect." The fans don't seem too pleased with this match either, but reserve a lot of their vitriol for Leigh, whose deliberate style and antiquated moves don't do him any favors. Despite being the heel among the two rookies, The Architect actually gets cheered by the fans when he reverses a full nelson from Leigh and makes the former Masked Patriot tap out of the Blueprint. WINNER - The Architect in 4:13. The Architect gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Keg Challenge (14/F)</div> This one's quite an simple challenge, as Rory McCallum explains the rules of the challenge - carry the keg from the yellow line, then around the ring, then back to the yellow line. Drop the 150-pound keg and you're disqualified. "Looks like another struggle for the Drummondville Mama's Boy, Alan Parent!", says Peter Michaels as he gets flak from Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron for being so harsh on the nicest of the eight High Stakes rookies. Michaels also makes sure to save some insults for Jacob Jett, and lets off a barrage of short jokes as Jett carries the keg around. And the results are... 1. Leigh - 12.4 2. Ekuma - 12.7 3. Valentine - 12.8 4. Jett - 13.4 5. Cougar - 13.6 6. Parent - 15.5 7. Sensitive - 15.9 8. Architect - DQ Architect has a memorable reaction upon dropping the keg, and says that he's too good for such stupid challenges anyway - "In ARCHITECT STAKES nobody cares how quickly you can carry a keg around the ring! ARCHITECT STAKES is all about how THE ARCHITECT is the greatest rookie ever to step inside the ring!" Parent and Justin Sensitive continue beefing, as Sensitive appears quite upset that Parent had beaten his time by a few tenths of a second. CHALLENGE WINNER - Leigh, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent and John Anderson vs Masked Cougar and J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (42/D-)</div> Could this indeed be the start of a new, more aggressive Alan Parent? Peter Michaels doesn't think so - though John Anderson may be a man of questionable morals, he's a great teacher, and looking at Parent right now, he is just impossible. After Parent eats a Crash Diet from the newly-renamed J. Gordon Reed, Anderson angrily jumps into the ring and knocks Reed off, prompting a warning from Jez McArthuer. But that actually helps Parent tag Anderson in, and from the 50th second to the sixth minute, the Devil's Advocate does all the work, eventually catching a flying Masked Cougar and setting him up for a painful-looking Clear Conscience. WINNER - Parent and Anderson in 6:05. Alan Parent gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Promo Challenge (28/E)</div> It's time for another challenge, and Rory McCallum explains that this particular one, while not part of the immunity points last season, will now be this time around, and the goal is to cut the most convincing promo possible in no more, no less than one minute. And the results, based on mentor's votes tallied after the commercial break are: 1. Architect (Topic - Architecture/Comments - He's nuts, but that's what makes him so good on the mic.) 2. Valentine (Topic - New blood/Comments - Would make a perfect Entourage member.) 3. Sensitive (Topic - The VMAs/Comments - The VMAs were two months ago, but he's solid on the stick.) 4. Jett (Topic - Size/Comments - Got a case of nerves when calling out Ekuma.) 5. Parent (Topic - Haruki Kudo/Comments - Bland, but shows a lot of effort.) 6. Ekuma (Topic - Honor/Comments - Too mumbly.) 7. Cougar (Topic - The jungle/Comments - Needs work on his inflections.) 8. Leigh (Topic - America/Comments - Beat around the bush too much.) Notable comments: Michaels - Is it just me or is this Alan Parent guy you-know-what for Haruki Kudo? Architect - THE ARCHITECT's topic is architecture. Architecture is the process of creating a building from scratch, from a blueprint, from nothing. THE ARCHITECT is a product of architecture, for he joined ARCHITECT STAKES as a full-grown building, a man among boys, a finished project and not a work in progress. With this promo, THE ARCHITECT will rise to the top of the ARCHITECT POLLS on ARCHITECT STAKES and rule THE ARCHITECT WRESTLING FEDERATION because that's what the SWF can call itself when I win my own program, ARCHITECT STAKES! Sensitive - ...There will always be haters. People will hate on Miley Cyrus and her twerking, Robin Thicke and his sexist lyrics, most of those artists at the VMAs because they don't make music like they used to. Well, that's tough s---, haters, because that's what the people want. That's what sells records. The 24/7 Partay Dudez and Justin Sensitive are what the SWF Galaxy and the record-buying wants, and despite the haters that we may have, you know we're gonna be the talk of the 2014 VMAs when we win every award there is to win... (sticks out his tongue) Word. Jett - People talk about size being a deterrent to success. Well, why the heck are most of this season's contestants, and last season's contestants as well, smaller wrestlers? Some narrow-minded people are always gonna look at the smallest of the small, you know, people like myself, and assume they're gonna fall flat on their faces. Not me, man, I know I'm the smallest in this here bunch, and when I show you what a lot of heart can do for a little guy like me, even big Rodney over there's gonna have no choice but to go, "Hey, Jacob, I guess my size didn't mean that much after all." CHALLENGE WINNER - The Architect, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Jacob Jett (w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore) vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (40/D-)</div> Justin Sensitive is coming off a loss in the last rookie/mentor tag match, and now that he's back in one-on-one competition against Jacob Jett, the arrogant boy band wannabe is more than happy to rely on his mentors to swing the momentum in his favor, such as when Stevie steps in to draw the attention of referee Darren Smith, thus allowing Mainstream and Sensitive to double-team Jett - a Fever Beat from Mainstream, then a moonsault from Sensitive. Jett kicks out of that, but it's only until later in the match when he really gets going - at around 5:30, a very angry (pun intended) Tom Gilmore takes matters into his own hand by attacking Mainstream and Stevie outside of the ring when they try once again to interfere! With Sensitive's mentors out of commission, Jett scores on an Emergency Landing to deal a second consecutive loss to Sensitive. WINNER - Jett in 6:39. Jacob Jett gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Taylor Hypes The Architect (60/C-)</div> Joshua Taylor and The Architect are backstage being interviewed by Eve Runcord, as Taylor talks about how his rookie may not have all his marbles intact, but how he's making a great impression so far with his technical and promo skills. The rest of the interview, however, is all Architect, as he gloats about his earlier win against Erick Leigh, about how he won the promo challenge, and about how he's going to win the next few challenges to gain himself some immunity in Week 6, where we may have our first rookie getting eliminated from the competition. Taylor couldn't do much apart from shake his head and wonder why his rookie has to be so over-the-top. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valentine Gets Ready (7/F)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Rodney Ekuma and Nicky Champion vs Franklin D. Huggins III and Casey Valentine (48/D)</div> Tonight's final match is another rookie/mentor tag team match, and it pits someone who's rebounding after an early losing streak (Rodney Ekuma) versus one who has lost two straight after winning his first two (Casey Valentine). Ekuma and Valentine don't like each other, and if you remember Week 1, Ekuma had immediately tried to clock the cocky Valentine when he tried to steal the show during the rookie introduction. The match is quite an even one, with both rookies having their moments, such as Valentine coming close to pinning Ekuma with the Deep Impact. But it's the mentor Nicky Champion who comes through in the end, as he deftly dodges a Huggins Kiss from Franklin Huggins, then elbows a running Valentine as he gets tagged in! It's not the Hawkeye Hammer, but it's consistent with Champion's subtle attempts to rebel against Commissioner Barry Bowen, and it helps the Ekuma/Champion duo extend Valentine's losing streak to three. WINNER - Ekuma and Champion in 10:26. Rodney Ekuma gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE- Champion Beaten Down by Valentine and FD3 (44/D-)</div> After the match, Nicky Champion is in the ring, giving Rodney Ekuma a hearty slap on the back for his good work in the match, when an irate Franklin Huggins, then a recovered Casey Valentine jump him from behind for a beatdown! What irritates Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron is how Ekuma just stands there, watching Champion getting assaulted by the Valentine/Huggins duo, and walking to the locker room a few seconds after the two attackers do so, leaving Champion lying there. Following the attack, Peter Michaels wonders if the Hawkeye will have enough in him to defeat Rich Money at Break Like the Wind and cost Barry Bowen his Commissioner job. HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 5): The Architect - 4-1 Masked Cougar - 3-2 Jacob Jett - 3-2 Justin Sensitive - 3-2 Rodney Ekuma - 3-2 Casey Valentine - 2-3 Alan Parent - 1-4 Erick Leigh - 1-4 IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 5: Nick "The Architect" Wright - 4 Rodney Ekuma - 4 Casey Valentine - 2 Erick Leigh - 2 Jacob Jett - 2 Masked Cougar - 1 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 58/D+ All rookies except Masked Cougar were used too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.85</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · September 12, 2013

yeah! Parent! Woo!

3rdStringPG · September 12, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Show OOC

- Not too many surprises on the last card, 'cept Bryan Vessey's run-in, but I'd been teasing the arrival of some big names from TCW for some time. So we've still got a very high-scoring prediction game so far, and here's how the leaderboard's stacking up right now. Remember, 6 of 9 cards predicted in the month to qualify! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> No one's perfect now, or "beyond perfection", but we've got a close fight for the lead - MichiganHero and flaviooooo!

1. MichiganHewo - 20/21, 95% (+5/7)

1. flaviooooo - 20/21, 95% (+6/7)

3. kieranforthewin - 17/21, 81% (+5/7)

4. petecrimson00 - 16/21, 76% (+5/7, +1)

4. Psycho Sam - 16/21, 76% (+5/7, +1)

Rickymex - 5/7, 71% (+5/7)

6. Midnightnick - 14/21, 67% (+6/7)

7. Croquemitaine - 12/21, 57% (+4/7, +1)

- Yup, Remo's whining quite a lot these days, and it's driving me nuts. Seems like he refuses to job to anyone. But he's still at Very Happy despite being irritated by a lot of the recent draws and losses. In terms of this diary, Remo's promo against Money was his longest yet, and it's quite timely, as I just realized he went from a 64 in mic skills in January to a 70 as of October.

- Aside from Michael Douglas' Gordon Gekko character on the 1987 film Wall Street, I just realized that G. Gordon Liddy (the Watergate guy) inspired my decision to rename John Greed as J. Gordon Reed, for a name more befitting of a stiff, stereotypical (and still greedy) big-shot businessman.

- The gauntlet match was actually booked as a 1-on-3 handicap match, so it only counts as one win for Jack Bruce, one loss each for Bobby Bruce and both Awesomeness members. But lest you think Bobby Bruce is becoming this diary's Heath Slater, let it be known his losing streak should end very soon...

- Is it just me or does the alt I used for Bryan Vessey look a lot like an older Casey Valentine (on the default image) without the shades and stubble?

- Don't understand why Alan Parent's popularity actually declined despite the win. Contrary to what you see in the match description, I didn't use Limited Involvement with him, and the match grade, while predictably bad, wasn't a drizzling-shits E or F-grade either.

Rickymex · September 12, 2013

Yeah I throught it was render of Peter Valentine at first until I started reading. Could be used as an alt of Casey for those who play long games.

3rdStringPG · September 12, 2013

OOC - Finally, Break Like the Wind and Uprising are up to predict, and those who haven't joined for the month can join in and still qualify for the prediction game, as per the 6 of 9 cards rule! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Break Like the Wind

The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor.

Psycho Sam · September 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

#TCWINVASION #EDD-FU <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

To be serious though...I say it's Wolf Hawkins.

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor.

Joey Poison

Midnightnick · September 13, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind

The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

flaviooooo · September 13, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind

The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor. One of the parts unknown... I'll say number 1

MrSelfDestruct · September 13, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind

The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor vs. Aaron Andrews

kieranforthewin · September 13, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????[/center]

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

I think this makes so much sense considering that scene with KP and Dawn asking for an autograph from RDJ and maybe Dawn's dating him now? Makes sense to me <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor vs Part 1

3rdStringPG · September 14, 2013

OOC - Might be a second-to-last call for predictions. I might post Break Like the Wind on Monday, but before that, here's a quick news update from Pro Wrestling Hits.

REPORT - TCW SIGNS DUBOIS, VELASQUEZ; CLOSE TO SIGNING DEAL WITH SAYEED ALI

By Dan Mardayl

Thursday, October 10, 2013

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Total Championship Wrestling announced today that it has signed two new wrestlers to take the places of Bryan Vessey, [redacted] and [redacted], the latter two of whom are scheduled to debut at tonight's SWF Break Like the Wind PPV. The two new workers are former SWF worker Marc DuBois (above) and one-third of Freedom Caribbean Wrestling's Latino Kings, Rudy Velasquez.

DuBois, 26, was once considered the definitive "Can't Miss Prospect" by SWF top brass before getting into all sorts of trouble over the past few years, including multiple Wellness Policy violations, all of which were for soft drug use, and two notable arrests for barroom brawls. In an attempt to jumpstart DuBois' flagging career, he and Des Davids were teamed up as The Can't Miss Prospects, and were originally intended to be long-term SWF World Tag Team champions, before continued concerns over DuBois' marijuana use and erratic off-screen behavior led creative to break up the team.

"Total Championship Wrestling is glad to welcome Marc DuBois to its growing lineup of talents," TCW said in a statement earlier today. "We are confident that Mr. DuBois will be a productive member of the TCW family and a future main event talent, just as he was expected to be when he graduated from Supreme Wrestling University in 2005." Early reports suggest DuBois will be managed by Swedish valet Vita, who had most recently been linked to, and assigned to manage Edd Stone, who has since joined the SWF and started a burgeoning dance craze known as "Stonerizing."

Apparently, DuBois hasn't changed a bit either despite coming very close to a third strike for marijuana use while still with the SWF. According to a TCW Talent who preferred not to be named, "DuBois must have thought TCW stands for Total Cannabis Weeding."

Velasquez, 27, played an ornery street thug with Jesus Chavez and Hector Galindo in FCW, but fortunately, all of that is an act, as TCW described him as a "model citizen and a hard worker who should have a bright future as one of our newest TCW Talents." It's unclear what TCW creative will have in store for him, or if he will be managed by any of the promotion's managers.

Meanwhile, TCW and SWF are reportedly in the middle of a bidding war for Sayeed Ali, a 27-year-old New Yorker said to be "as violent as Scott Sinclair (Big Smack Scott), but much more talented and much less troublesome." TCW appears to have the edge at this moment, but the SWF is considering bringing in the 4C worker for a possible Hardcore division, and specifically a cornerman for Steve Frehley, who works a similar militant black gimmick. Said one person familiar with the negotiations, "The (SWF) roster's bloated as hell and they'll probably be at a hundred by the time the year is over, but it's Sayeed Ali. Why the (expletive) not? He's a young guy whose ultra-violent hardcore style could be the foundation for a new division, especially if the brand split takes place soon."

Croquemitaine · September 15, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson(PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness ©

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino ©

????? and Vengeance vs ?????

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James

Valiant © vs John Anderson

Jack Bruce © vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?)

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?)

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor.

Spencer Spade

Big Roguey · September 15, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind

The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest)

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (PRE-SHOW)

Jack Giedroyc vs Joey Poison (PRE-SHOW)

High Concept vs The Awesomeness © - SWF Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match

????? and Vengeance vs ????? - Standard tag match, open challenge

Chris Caulfield vs Brandon James - Hardcore Match

Valiant © vs John Anderson - SWF North American Title Match

Jack Bruce ©vs Marat Khoklov vs Remo - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match; if Khoklov loses, he is fired. If Remo and/or Bruce lose, no title shot till Feb. 2014.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Eric Eisen - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match

Christian Faith vs Steve Frehley - Street Fight

Nicky Champion vs Rich Money - Standard match, Champion's Career vs Barry Bowen's Career

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

High Concept (c?) vs The Make 'em Better Euros

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Darryl Devine (c?) vs Calum Nelson (c?) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

????? vs The Royal Pains

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys vs Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness

The Undawater Union vs The Can-Am Animals

Krustacean Kirk (c?) vs Koshiro Ino (?) - SWF United States Title Match

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Name Dawn the Cheerleader's date/Bryan Vessey's fellow TCW alumni who will also run in sometime during Break Like the Wind.

A) Aaron Andrews

B) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

C) Eddie Peak

D) Jay Chord

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Sammy Bach

G) Troy Tornado

H) Wolf Hawkins

Bonus Question #2 - Name the mystery opponent - Joshua Taylor vs THE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!

3rdStringPG · September 15, 2013

OOC - It is time...time for that last call for predictions, because Break Like the Wind may be up in 24-48 hours, or even less than that! <img alt="

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3rdStringPG · September 16, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest) Saturday, October 12, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SWF_BreakLike_zpsa8c9b58d.jpg</div> DARK MATCHES: <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Calum Nelson - SWF Shooting Star Title Match, 24/7 Partay Dudez/Kristen Pearce/A-Prime banned from ringside (58/D+)</div> Without the Partay Dudez, bouncer A-Prime or manager Kristen Pearce to help him out, Calum Nelson would be one whom you'd expect to look lost here, but he gives Darryl Devine quite a hard time in this match, showing off his strong technical wrestling and heat-getting poses that invariably follow his impact moves. And Devine, while no master storyteller at this point, does a competent job at it, though he still might need some work on his selling, particularly at 6:30, when he desperately grabbed the ropes to escape Nelson's Honey Trap. This nonetheless helps set up a rally for Devine, and despite coming close to losing several times in the earlier goings, he beats Nelson clean with a Devine Dream Drop at a little past nine minutes. WINNER - Devine in 9:05. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star Champion. <div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Joey Poison (w/Hannah) (70/C+)</div> This match merely serves to extend the Valiant-John Anderson feud a bit, and despite Giedroyc impersonator and real-life cousin Joey Poison being a guest performer who's wrestling his last match before his loan expires, he gets a lot of heat from the pre-show crowd at Omaha. And he's using a lot of his cousin's moves in this match, as pre-show announcers Duane Fry, Jason Azaria and the soon-to-debut on Uprising Kyle Rhodes feign inability to tell the two cousins apart. It's the non-guesting cousin who wins here, as Jack Giedroyc comes Crashing On Poison to send his impostor off. WINNER - Giedroyc in 6:46 BREAK LIKE THE WIND (PART 1): <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce vs Khoklov vs Remo Hype Video (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MaratKhoklov.jpg</div> Generic Voiceover - One man's job... Michaels (from Break Like the Wind, November 2008) - OH MY GAWD!!!! This is the big Russian we have been hearing so much about...Marat Khoklov...and he has thrown all four men - Randy and Zimmy Bumfhole and The Pain Alliance - out of the ring just like they were rag dolls! A. Garcia - Not a man alive can stop him. We could be looking at our next SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Fry - He makes the reigning champ, Vengeance, look like a little child! We're talking seven feet and six inches... Michaels - Four hundred and fifty pounds... Fry - Zero percent body fat... Michaels - One hundred percent MONSTER. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> Next, we see clips from various Jack Bruce and Remo matches, with both men speaking in pre-recorded promos, their faces obscured by darkness and shadows as the match clips alternate with their promos. Generic Voiceover - ...and two other men's title hopes till February. J. Bruce - I've held the title since Supreme Challenge TRIPLE X TRIPLE I and I'm not gonna let it get away from me while I sit in the sidelines with no choice but to watch everyone else go for the gold till Nothing to Lose next February. I've got two of the laziest sack-of-s--- wrestlers in the industry gunnin' for my belt, but I know I can't ignore the fact that Remo has every physical tool known to man in his arsenal. He's powerful. He's quick, he's fast, he can even fly if he wanted to. And if he puts his mind to it, he can be damn near unstoppable, just like he was in the first half of the year. Khoklov? The guy's big and nasty and that Moscow Lariat of his can knock a lesser man's head off. But not mine. I'm the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, Population UMPTEEN MILLION, the Long Island Angel, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce, and that alone guarantees that I'll be walkin' out of the Nebraska Bowl with that belt still around my waist...and Khoklov and Remo laid to waste. Remo - The problem with Jack Bruce is that he talks too much. That's what did him in at Awesome Impact. He kept talkin' about beatin' me, but in the end, he choked when it counted the most. And it took him four damn months to get his head back on straight just so he could beat me. And he did. For a once-skinny rock star who got his ass kicked back in school, he's one tough nut to crack, but as I told y'all a couple days ago, anyone who calls me lazy can refer to the sacrifices I made to get where I am today. As for Khoklov, let's just say that I've yet to beat him in a scenario where Rich Money's not askin' him to lie down. And I got unfinished business with the guy, considerin' how he cost me Supreme Heavyweight at Under Control on behalf of Rich Money. I know Money's gonna get involved. After all, it's his belt, not Khoklov's, should the big guy win. But that doesn't worry me. You know why? Simple. His career's gone to s--- since he allowed me to beat him at Awesome Impact, before I destroyed Bruce. That's karma, big guy. Add that to your vocabulary and know that's the reason why you can't get a break. At Break Like the Wind, the Alpha Dog's gonna go huntin', and there ain't no bigger prey than you, Russian Bear. Generic Voiceover - The ante has never been upped this high. One man's loss could mean four months sitting the fence...or in Marat Khoklov's case, the end of his SWF career. Find out tonight who shall emerge victorious in tonight's three-way World Heavyweight title match at Break Like the Wind.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Springsteen Hypes The Awesomeness vs High Concept (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Seduction_zps7d46d270.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> With the first hype video over, we are taken to the announce table, where Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia welcome us to tonight's pay-per-view spectacular, Break Like the Wind. The announcers briefly talk about tonight's main card, announce Darryl Devine as winner of the Shooting Star title match in the pre-show, and take the audience to The Awesomeness' tour bus, where Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust are enjoying the debaucherous spoils of rock stardom - groupies, alcohol and mischief, which we see as Huey and Jeff bash a mailbox each en route to the Nebraska Bowl. The latter mailbox is bashed with one of the two tag team belts, which causes Duane Fry to comment about their sheer disregard for the values of the titles. Stardust - WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!! How 'ya feelin' tonight, Huey? Cannonball - Motley f---in' Crue! (exchanges a headbutt with Stardust - the "Motley Crue" reference is a sort-of tribute to the Abbott brothers of Pantera/Damageplan, Vinnie Paul and Dimebag Darrell, who would use the words "Van Halen" as a codename for everything being all right.) Stardust - This is everything that that play-cheerleader Dawn's been missin'. And everything she never got back when she was our manager. Isn't that right, Alanis? Springsteen - Tag Team Championships won with Dawn, zero. Tag Team Championships won with Alanis, one, and you boys are gonna hold on to those belts for a very long time. So take it easy with the mailbox-bashing, okay? Cannonball - We will, mother... (the bus passes by another mailbox, which Cannonball smashes with his tag belt) BULLS-EYE!!!! Springsteen - That's exactly what you want to do when babysitting a band of two talented rock stars - NOTHING. Let boys be boys, let 'em be content to do their thing, because if they're happy as pigs in s---, like Huey and Jeff are, they'll give you titles. Now I don't know what kinda relation High Concept has with that ditzy Haley Buck, but I can tell you one thing - she's not doing 'em any favors. Whether they're doing those corny impersonations or trying their best to be serious, they're a tired novelty act whose time has come and gone. The Awesomeness' place and time is right here, right now, and High Concept will be dropping out of the charts before you know it.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div> (w/Haley Buck) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">The Awesomeness</a> © (w/Alanis Springsteen, Bobby Bruce and Karen Killer) - SWF World Tag Team Title Match (67/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> It's been practically forever since the tag team belts were last around the waists of Elmo Benson and Greg Black (then Groucho Bling), which is why Duane Fry and Ana Garcia put them over as the hungrier team, one that tempers its fun-loving exterior with a lot of heart and a lot of intensity as they fight to get those titles back for the first time since early 2006. The match is chock full of double team moves, some legal, some illegal, and it's the illegal ones that help The Awesomeness control the early parts of the match. Still, High Concept is able to rally back, following a countered Cannonball Run; Elmo Benson scores on a DDT+handspring moonsault combo on Jefferson Stardust after the hot tags, and for the coup de grace, goes for the Game Over on Stardust (tag lift/clothesline), which connects! However, Ric Young can't make the count because of Alanis Springsteen, who tries to enter the ring to interfere. As Young and Springsteen argue, Bobby Bruce runs in, cheapo acoustic guitar in hand, bashing Elmo Benson in the head and placing Stardust's arm on the fallen Benson! The Awesomeness retain, and it's all thanks to their "vocalist" in the Bobby Bruce Bonanza... WINNER - The Awesomeness in 6:39. The Awesomeness are STILL the SWF World Tag Team Champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Kirk Rants About Ino (52/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg</div> Following The Awesomeness' blatantly dishonest win over High Concept in the tag team title match, we see Krustacean Kirk backstage, where he is being interviewed by Jason Azaria just minutes before he faces Koshiro Ino for the United States title... Azaria - Disgusting. I must say, that was a totally disgusting and deplorable way to keep the tag team titles, as you saw earlier - The Awesomeness remain Tag Team Champions by way of their bandmate, Bobby Bruce, and that nasty guitar shot to the head of Elmo Benson. Kirk - Disgusting indeed, Jason, and that's something The Undawater Union would never stand for. I know the line is long - we've got the Partay Dudez, The Allied Forces, The Fly Boys, and especially those no-good Can-Am Animals gunning for the belts too, but I would certainly like to see my floating friends Red Snapper and Amazing Urchin win those titles from The Awesomeness and make it really SNAPPEH. (makes snapping gestures like Lobster Warrior would use to) Azaria - But let's move on now to your title match against Koshiro Ino for the United States Championship. Kirk, when you won the first season of High Stakes, you had the title match of your choice. Why the U.S. title? Kirk - First of all, Jason, while I am, like Snapper and Urchin, a defender of the deep, I am also an American and a believer in our brand of wrestling. Ever since he got to the SWF, Koshiro Ino has tried to take the fun away from wrestling while insisting that his form of wrestling is the purest form of grappling known to man. Well, let me tell you this. I haven't seen as much wrestling as I've seen cheating from Koshiro Ino. Azaria - So that is what motivates you to try to bring the U.S. title back to America...and in your case, back underwater? Kirk - Absolutely. Because regardless of where he comes from, may he be from Japan or from America, from the deep blue sea, from land or from the air that we breathe, cheaters and wrongdoers don't deserve to hold any title of any kind. I may not have liked this costume or this identity at first, but now that I appreciate what it stands for, and what it stood for Lobster Warrior, I am making it my goal to win that title and win it the honest...and SNAPPEH way. (makes snapping gestures) Azaria - Snappy it is for Krustacean Kirk, and we wish you the best of luck tonight! Kirk - Much appreciated, Jason. (makes more snapping gestures) TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Angel Fish and The Undawater Union) vs Koshiro Ino © - SWF United States Title Match (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KoshiroIno_zpsd15edb74.jpg</div> "Krustacean Kirk does not represent the United States of America," wisecracks Peter Michaels as the match gets underway. "He represents the Underwater States of Angel Fish! He is exactly the type of disposable throwaway wrestler Koshiro Ino has every right to rail against." That said, the Lobster Warrior protege is on his game tonight, countering Ino's stiff attacks with good defense and scoring at 2:30 with an impressive implant DDT on the larger Ino, which he kicks out of. Throughout the match, Ino does all that he could to make Kirk look good, selling for his Kirk-Hold just a couple minutes later, but as he escapes this hold, he starts getting back in the game. Thanks to an outside assist from The Eisen Entourage, who suddenly appear on the Supreme-Tron mocking The Undawater Union and partying with The Awesomeness backstage (not necessarily an alliance - they just want to mooch off the kayfabe rock stars' beer!), Kirk and his stablemates get thrown off their focus, and that allows Ino to attack with the Kobra's Bite and pin Kirk with a sneaky handful of tights. WINNER - Ino in 6:04. Koshiro Ino is STILL the SWF United States Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion vs Money Hype Video (75/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Wonder where the James Earl Jones Soundalike Voiceover is? He's here, talking viewers through the Nicky Champion vs Rich Money hype video, his voice as deep and sonorous as ever! JEJSV - It all started with a championship dream stymied by a questionable call on a perfectly legal move...as Nicky Champion, barely able to wrestle due to an injured shoulder, had seemingly defeated Rich Money for the Supreme Heavyweight title at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. B. Bowen (from Supreme Challenge XXXIII, July 2013) - HEY!!!! The hell is that, McArthuer? Why did you allow Nicky Champion to use that illegal move, not just once, but twice? Champion - That's the Hawkeye Hammer, Mr. Bowen. Ever since I first executed that move in Miami, that's the way Nicky Champion has always done it, sans elbow pad. That's the way all the Nicky Champion Guys and Girls in Miami and New York, home of Supreme, have known it, and damned if I'm ever gonna do things differently just because of another rule you've created on the fly to screw men like Nicky Champion who don't believe in the power of Money! B. Bowen - I do not appreciate you talking to me with that tone of voice, Nicky! (pauses to yell at the booing crowd) HEY!!! Can't I get a little RESPECT from you people as I show you, the SWF Galaxy, a little thing about justice and equality? (to McArthuer) Take the belt, Jez. And restart the damn match! (McArthuer nods his head and receives the Supreme Heavyweight belt from a reluctant Champion) Jez, if you catch Nicky Champion executing the Hawkeye Hammer without his elbow pad again, DISQUALIFY HIM IMMEDIATELY. Or else...it just might be your job on the line. JEJSV - And while Nicky Champion would spend another month at less than 100 percent, he would return to the fray like nothing had happened, wasting opponents with his two most impressive moves - the Papoose Piledriver and the Hawkeye Hammer. Yet Commissioner Barry Bowen had done everything in his power to get the Hawkeye Hammer banned... Announcer (from Under Control, September 2013) - Due to orders from the Commissioner, Mr. Barry Bowen, Nicky Champion has been ELIMINATED from the match for use of the banned move, the Hawkeye Hammer! Champion (from Supreme TV, September 24, 2013) - Hold it right there, Mr. Bowen. You're telling me...that after screwing Nicky Champion at Under Control, you're going to add insult to injury by having Nicky Champion sit back and watch as your future son-in-law Rich Money, Jack Giedroyc, whom I personally do not have any problems with and consider a great competitor, and the man you replaced as Commissioner, battle it out for a right to face soft LOUD soft LOUD soft AAAAAAANGRRRRRYYYYYYY master Tom Gilmore for Supreme Heavyweight at Break Like the Wind? B. Bowen - I backpedaled on my decision to keep the Hawkeye Hammer legal for a number of reasons. Mainly, because it's too dangerous. We cannot afford to keep your move legal and endanger the health...AND THE LIVES...of its victims! With the padding kept on, it can damn well send you to Dreamsville. Without the padding...the Hawkeye Hammer is a clear and present danger. Delivered in the swift, forceful motion you use, the Hawkeye Hammer is DESIGNED TO MAIM! Look at what you nearly did to Remo in your last match... B. Bowen (from Supreme TV, October 1, 2013) - Hi, Mr. Eisen. I was just having a talk with Nicky Champion, and...come on, Mr. Eisen, you can't be serious. A PERFORMANCE EVALUATION? Yes, I know the third quarter of 2013 has just ended. Why do we have to do it... (pauses to listen to Richard Eisen) Oh, I see. You think I did horribly in Q3. Don't worry, Mr. Eisen, I... (pauses again) FIRE ME?!?!? If Nicky Champion wins? What if he loses? (pauses) A personal improvement plan for me? That, with all due respect, is a huge insult for someone who has always thought of the SWF Galaxy first and himself later, but...it beats being fired... JEJSV - Like Marat Khoklov, Barry Bowen's employment is on shaky ground. But instead of him competing in a match to ensure he remains under the SWF's employ, it will be the man who has allegedly been paying him off since he took over Commissioner duties from Eric Eisen in April - Rich Money. But that can also be said about young Nicky Champion, the hottest free agent signing in SWF history who has tried time and again to become "more than just a name", only to be foiled in one way or another. If Champion loses, it will be his head on the chopping block. If Money loses, one of the SWF's most enduring figures and a former SWF World title holder himself, Barry Bowen, will be fired by the Chairman, Mr. Richard Eisen, after what seems to be months of poor performance as Commissioner. Only one man would be able to keep his job in this match, and there shall be no disqualifications and no count-outs - somebody's head will have to roll later on tonight, at Break Like the Wind's main event - Nicky Champion vs Rich Money in the first-ever Career vs Commissioner's Career match in SWF history.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance and RDJ Issue Open Challenge (78/B)</div> As <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04pVjf6CTec" rel="external nofollow">Vengeance</a>'s ominous ring music plays, the Nebraska Bowl darkens and the 41,000-strong audience is treated to some impressive displays of pyro that can only be seen in an elaborate Vengeance entrance. The music stops and the light goes back on, and what's most interesting is how this is the first time in SWF history, whether as Vengeance or as Skull DeBones, that the real-life Sean Martyn's face is not obscured by a mask. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> Vengeance - What you see in front of you is a face weathered by years of fighting a fight that so many people felt could not be won. Even I had snapped and taken to the darkness for years because of this daunting battle, and this year has seen the original Unhinged Vigilante of the SWF feel every bit as mortal as each and every one of you people watching live tonight in Omaha...or watching from the comfort of your homes. Tonight, I shall be introducing you to a man whom I've known for over twenty years. Back in our youth, we fought against similar forces of corruption and sin. But we fought 'em with six-shooters and cowboy hats. The days of pretend are long gone, but not our friendship. Ladies and gentlemen, SWF Galaxy, I would like to introduce you to a good friend from way back...my brother in arms in this war no one seems strong enough to fight, let alone win...Mr. Ricky Dale Johnson. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpg</div> Ricky Dale Johnson, a man once believed to have a job in TCW for life, is one of the SWF's big signings from Hollywood, and immediately his arrival is met by skepticism from the announce table, particularly Peter Michaels, who is keeping the recent run-in of Bryan Vessey in mind. The SWF Galaxy, however, eagerly cheers the TCW defector on, shouting "RDJ! RDJ!" as he prepares to speak. Michaels (from announce table) - This cannot be. If you ask me to add everything up, I think Vengeance and this OUTSIDER from the competition have, in fact, poisoned the competition by siccing Bryan Vessey on his nephew Cam and Richie Pangrazzio's All-Stars on the last Supreme TV. Vengeance has led large groups before, and I think this is his revenge on the SWF - leading these outsiders from Hollywood to invade our good company. (off-mic) GO BACK TO HOLLYWOOD, RDJ! RDJ (sarcastically) - I hear you loud and clear, Peter Michaels, and I thank you for the warm welcome. (pauses) Yeah, things are gettin' really hairy down in Hollywood, and after 16 years in California, I think it's high time this one-time cowboy finally gives the SWF Galaxy a dose...of some down-home Texas justice. Michaels (standing up) - THAT USED TO BE CAMERON VESSEY'S TEAM NAME! It's all adding up... Fry - Dammit, Peter, why don't you sit down and let the great Ricky Dale Johnson say what he has to say? For one, I'm glad to see him here in the SWF, and if he's really teaming up with Vengeance, the tag team division had better take heed! And by that I mean The Awesomeness in particular... RDJ - Now if you may be thinkin' that I rode down to the SWF with a fellow Texan of mine whose name rhymes with "lyin' sissy", that's where you're wrong, because I was personally signed by Mr. Richard Eisen himself. And I'm willin' to start right at the bottom, me and ol' Winchester over here... Vengeance (with a wink of the eye, but still sounding serious as ever) - Promise not to call me that again...Sidewinder. RDJ - As I was sayin', we'd like to start out nice and slow with a little open challenge. That lyin' sissy from Houston can come later, but for now, Vengeance and myself would like to see if we still got the magic. For what use is rightin' wrongs as a team when you aren't jelling? Vengeance - Anybody out there in the locker room...The Awesomeness. The Can-Am Animals. The suits of The Chase Agency. Step up and face the music...for the time of reckoning is nigh.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Accept Vengeance and RDJ Challenge (65/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> And the challenge is accepted, not by any of the heel tag teams Vengeance mentioned, but by another duo of hated bad guys, the 24/7 Partay Dudez! Mainstream and Stevie (singing in very poor two-part harmony) - Welcome to Supreme, welcome to Supreme, welcome to Supreme, WELCOME TO SUPREME!!!! Mainstream (singing in falsetto) - FEVER BEAT! CATCH THE FEVER BEAT! Stevie - FEVER BEAT!!!! Mainstream - FEVER BEAT! CATCH THE FEVER BEAT! Stevie - FEVER BEAT!!!! The 24/7 Partay Dudez have chosen to step up and accept the Vengeance/RDJ challenge, and do so with a song-and-dance number that has the veteran Johnson trying his darndest not to let out a laugh and Vengeance just watching the two of them (and bouncer A-Prime and manager Kristen Pearce bobbing their heads up and down to the music) singing and dancing, with silent contempt and rising anger. RDJ (trying to stifle his laughter) - Who the hell are those guys anyway? Vengeance - Simply the greatest evil the music industry has wrought upon us.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Texas Justice vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpg</div> Apparently, the RDJ/Vengeance tag team is indeed called Texas Justice, just like the aborted Cam Vessey/Marshall Dillon team-up from several months back, and their chemistry in the ring is nonpareil - they haven't missed a beat despite not having teamed up since their original TWL days back in the early '90s! They may have lost a few steps, but both veterans work very well together, and against the young Canadian boy band members, though the Dudez get a few moves in edgewise, including a Platinum Record from Stevie to RDJ at 2:30. Still, the two native Texans emerge victorious, with Vengeance cleaning house and knocking an interfering A-Prime off the apron, sending Mainstream crashing down with a Six Feet Under, then tagging RDJ back in to deliver his finisher, the Southern Justice. Very solid SWF debut for RDJ and a sign that Vengeance may finally be getting all that momentum back after a rough start to 2013. WINNERS - Texas Justice in 4:49</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Rants About Valiant (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> The "RDJ! RDJ!" chants are still rocking the entire Nebraska Bowl as the SWF Galaxy celebrates the ostensible TCW lifer's coup of a signing, when the Supreme-Tron displays an image of an evil doer that Texas Justice might want to keep their eye on in the future - North American title challenger John Anderson, and his new manager Hannah. Sad to say, though, that Anderson and Hannah have absolutely no chemistry, possibly due to Hannah's reluctance to play a tramp who dumped her client/boyfriend for a sketchy type like Anderson, plus Anderson's all-out fervor in playing his part as said sketchy character. Anderson - Well, what do you know. Somebody decided that loyalty truly means nothin' in today's society, and decided to waltz into Supreme after serving his old employer for a good sixteen years. Hannah - Babe, he's old. He's wrinkled. Are you gonna work on him next? Anderson - I already have my own pet projects ready in time for the start of my North American title reign. (caresses Hannah and gives her a wet and passionate kiss) But first, I've got to take care of your EX-boyfriend and make him pay for holdin' you back. (pauses) So, how did you like it? Hannah - I dunno, John, it was kinda weird, but at the end of the day... Anderson - At the end of the day, you loved it. You enjoyed lettin' go of your Victorian-era values and morals and stepped into the modern way of thinkin' without missin' a beat. You LOVED it, Hannah, and your ex-beau was only usin' your old-fashioned value set...no, your FORMERLY old-fashioned value set...to cover up his inadequacies. You did what you feel, and so did Valiant, but unlike him, you actually paid me for the lessons I taught you. Valiant did pay, with his girl, meaning you, with his emotions, when I had Jack Giedroyc's cousin frame him up...but he isn't done payin'. Tonight, Valiant, I will be collecting the last of my debts. And this time, I'll have a little inspiration with me. Hannah - I'm sorry, Val. Guess you really weren't my type after all. With those words, Hannah and Anderson continue their steamy make-out session, even as some preliminary workers pass their way and make snide comments... G. Casey - Why's don't yous get y'allselves a room? Avatar - That stuff...that stuff is really WHACK! Anderson and Hannah ignore the two jobbers' comments as they continue kissing and petting to close out the angle.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/5CTBV3TGgW8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Trivium - Like Light To The Flies [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cpbbuaIA3Ds?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Money - Pink Floyd HD (Studio Version)"></iframe></div></div> (w/Ms. Emma Chase and J. Gordon Reed) - Hardcore Match (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> This marks a rematch between the two DaVE veterans, as they take each other on under hardcore rules, a provision Peter Michaels is very much against. He had promised earlier that he wouldn't get involved the way he did last time - sort-of honoring Chris Caulfield's earlier request that he be banned from ringside - but he makes up for that by putting Brandon James over as the right kind of wrestler for the SWF. As James continues his early domination of Caulfield with a standing spinebuster on a table, then beats him up with his Nothing to Lose Briefcase, Michaels says Big Money has just the right mix of superior intellect, physical strength, in-ring skill and old-school never-say-die spirit needed to become the next SWF World Heavyweight champ, but Duane Fry and Ana Garcia rightfully point out that James hasn't achieved much since winning the last Nothing to Lose contract/briefcase at Supreme Challenge. As James exits the ring and goes under it to retrieve more weapons, including a 2x4 and a washboard, Emma Chase and J. Gordon Reed, the two remaining Chase Agency members, look on silently and coldly - the days of dollar signs are over and done with! At 6:50, James is still enjoying the upperhand in this match, but Caulfield finally gets some traction by countering a Big Money Move and downing James with a leaping DDT onto the washboard! Caulfield is now joined by James in being busted wide open, and it takes him a while to recover, but when he does, he is able to smash Reed in time with a previously-retrieved Singapore cane just as he's about to interfere! He then uses the cane to beat down on the fallen James, and though he's tempted to take the action outside, he plays it smart, knowing that Reed could recover and that he and Chase could interfere on James' behalf. Caulfield, however, gets some unexpected cornerman help in the form of... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg</div> ...Valiant! Garcia speculates that Valiant's foray into the hardcore scene is his reaction to his recent betrayal at the hands of ex-manager/ex-girlfriend Hannah, and at 9:10, he makes an appearance, rushing in just as James and Reed are about to lure Caulfield outside. Soon, all four men are duking it out outside the ring, but the Hardcore American has the presence of mind to send James back into the ring, tenderize him a bit with a couple chair shots, then go for the Danger Drop and the cover. Darren Smith counts to three and Peter Michaels is beside himself as Caulfield pulls off a huge upset against James! "And this is why I don't like hardcore matches," says Michaels, who is now firmly against Valiant for trying to help Caulfield in staving off the threat of Chase Agency interference. WINNER - Caulfield in 10:19</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Hypes Khoklov vs Bruce vs Remo, Rants About Champion (89/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MaratKhoklov.jpg</div> Ana Garcia is now backstage, interviewing Rich Money, who has Marat Khoklov beside him. She asks Money about his thoughts on the upcoming three-way dance for the World Heavyweight title, including on how he may buy out Khoklov's World title should he win the match. A. Garcia - Rich, your personal enforcer and "once-a-month special" Marat Khoklov was, prior to 2013, a near-unstoppable force. In 2009, he went on an unbelievable 75-match winning streak, but now, he only shows up on pay-per-views and hasn't had that good a win-loss record this year. Does this pose any concern to you? Money - Ana, are you aware that you, just like Marat, are only contracted to appear on pay-per-view events and nothing else? Proves that you know so little about the single most destructive force in SWF history. (pauses) Marat could win each and every title if he had to, but the thing is, he doesn't always have to. What he has to do...is put the hurt on people. Remo found that out the hard way last month by going against what we agreed on prior to the Under Control match for Supreme Heavyweight. Jack Bruce found that out, also the hard way, when Marat dealt him his last PPV loss at Master of Puppets, in an Ambulance Match. I pay Marat to cause pain, and if I tell him to win a title for me while causing a whole lot of pain, I know he can do it. Khoklov - Grrrrr...AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH...grrrrrrr... A. Garcia - But doesn't it bother you that many SWF Superstars have since found a way against Marat since the early part of the year? Money - You probably are thinking about Marat's loss to Tom Gilmore in that ill-conceived shoot-style match or whatever you call it. Pangrazzio's idea. Stunk so bad that these SWF Galaxy MARKS didn't wanna see him on Under Control, that a month before, management decided to put Marat on the pre-show. Which is where Nicky Champion's Hawkeye Hammer comes in. That move is a clear and present danger, as said before. The only way to counter Marat, as it seems, is to use illegal moves, and you know damn well Champion used one at the Welcome to the Jungle pre-show. Champion's not in that match. Jack Bruce and Remo are. They know how it is to be dealt a lot of pain by Marat Khoklov, and he knows how it is to dole it out. They don't concern me, and they don't concern Marat. A. Garcia - We'll get back to Marat in a bit, but first, let's talk Nicky Champion for a bit. Your friend, Commissioner Barry Bowen, sneakily banned his Hawkeye Hammer last month at Under Control, and caused him to get disqualified in your four-way Supreme Heavyweight match. And now his move, and his job are on the line, and so is Mr. Bowen's. Any thoughts on that match? Money - First of all, Ana, Mr. Bowen is a business relation more so than anything else. I may be engaged to his daughter, but our relationship at the moment is strictly business, and I do not understand why the outcome of my match with Nicky Champion should decide Barry's, I mean Mr. Bowen's employment. You know I have the financial capability to buy this company from Mr. Eisen, but the old bastard's not selling. Like Mr. Bowen, I am concerned about Nicky's Hawkeye Hammer being the SWF's single most dangerous move, and you know he can use it anytime he pleases should he win. But that's not going to happen, and you want to know why? (shushes Garcia before she can continue) Because I'm Money. And tonight, I will do away with Nicky Champion and his move once and for all, and if that means helping Mr. Bowen stay employed, then well and good. He's been doing a great job as Commissioner - tough, but very fair and very impartial in his dealings. A. Garcia - Fair enough, but going back to Khoklov, your acknowledgement that Nicky's Hawkeye Hammer defeated him two months ago seems like an admission of his vulnerability at some points. Money - Maybe Marat failed to keep his guard up, and while he may have missed the mark there, he's something that you, that the MARKS of the SWF Galaxy, that Remo and Bruce, that Nicky Champion will never be. He is MONEY. He knows what he has to do to justify his extra pay, and that's hurt. Maim. Injure. And tonight, win the SWF World Heavyweight title for US. A. Garcia - Meaning sell his belt to you? You did say last Tuesday that a win for him is a win for Rich Money. Money (still remaining ambiguous) - Meaning do what he has to do. So quit dreaming of Marat and Barry Bowen losing their jobs and accept the fact that we're Money...and you're not. The interview ends with the camera focused on Marat Khoklov, who is breathing heavily and staring with nothing but intent...intent to hurt both Jack Bruce and Remo and hurt them bad, as he hopes to win the World Heavyweight title, not as much for him as it may be for his boss, Rich Money.</div></blockquote> TO BE CONTINUED...

3rdStringPG · September 18, 2013

SWF Break Like the Wind The Nebraska Bowl (Nebraska, Midwest) Saturday, October 12, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SWF_BreakLike_zpsa8c9b58d.jpg</div> BREAK LIKE THE WIND (PART 2): <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Rants About Gilmore, Hypes Stable Expansion (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> Eric Eisen is backstage with the rest of his Entourage, but he appears to be in more of a pensive mood than usual, quietly sipping his beer, which he has recently taken to calling an "Eisenweiser", and not participating in the loud, boisterous partying of his frat brothers Franklin Huggins and Dozer Smith and Huggins' "new old" tag partner, Edd Stone. Huggins - What's the matter, Eric? You've barely touched the pizza, you aren't making plans for after the show, and you've hardly said a word since we stepped inside the locker room. E. Eisen - Just got a lot on my mind, Frank. You know better than anyone that factions have come and gone this year. The Chase Agency notwithstanding, we're the second longest-running faction this year, and what have we achieved as far as Occupying the SWF is concerned? Huggins, Dozer and Stone - ..... E. Eisen - We have achieved nothing. Nada. Nil. Bupkis. And that's why we need buy-in from all those sons, nephews, brothers of yesterday's heroes...to ensure that the old guard knows that the new generation is comin' to get 'em and knock 'em off their old and musty perch. Dozer - I still think this is a bad idea, Eric. Huggins - Dozer's right. You've already got Edd Stone, the most talented of Dan Stone's offspring. Isn't that, as you'd say, more than enough? Stone - EDD-FU!!!! (stops short when he sees Eisen still speaking in a much more serious tone than usual) E. Eisen - Frank, don't you ever dare paraphrase me inaccurately, because you have no idea what "more than enough" is. Unless you and Edd take those tag titles seriously, unless you, Dozer, adjust to your new role as Entourage enforcer, unless all of us work together to boost our ranks with young, talented SWF Superstars with a pedigree, and unless I put the fear of Gilmore into the man himself, that will never be enough for me. Now with that being said... Huggins - I knew this was comin', guys...I knew this was comin'! E. Eisen - I raise my next Eisen-weiser to you, Frank and Dozer, my frat brothers, and you, Edd, a man after my own heart, an Eric Eisen in a family of Jerrys. And I propose a toast...to the resumption of unfinished business from the last Break Like the Wind and the DESTRUCTION of yet another symbol of the old guard, Tom Gilmore. (takes a long pause) PARTY ON, ENTOURAGE!!!! Well, it looks like the pensive demeanor was all for show, and to set Eisen's frat brothers and Edd Stone straight on what the future may hold for the Entourage. The four Entourage members continue their wild party as the camera now moves to a double-feature - John Anderson and Hannah walking to the ring on the left and Valiant, sans accompaniment, on the right, looking more intense and angry than he's ever been as he laces up his boots.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qOfkpu6749w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="John Mellencamp - Pink Houses"></iframe></div></div> © vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgT8FpJbPY" rel="external nofollow">John Anderson</a> (w/Hannah) - SWF North American Title Match (64/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> A few fan signs, including one that reads "V-Split Him Wide Open!" and includes a crude drawing of a bleeding John Anderson and a gloating Valiant, suggests that people like his more aggressive, brawling approach and empathize with him for the duplicity of his ex-girlfriend Hannah. Peter Michaels, on the other hand, slags Valiant as a "hardcore wannabe" as the defending champ uses a flying cross body on Anderson to get the first cover attempt of the night. He then proceeds to smash Anderson's head four times on the turnbuckle, but Anderson retaliates by kicking at Valiant's knee and catching the champ at a vulnerable point by delivering an Explosion Suplex, which Valiant is also able to kick out of. And as the match hits its sixth minute, Valiant and Anderson have leveled off; they both trade offense, and Anderson looks especially off due to the poor chemistry he has with new manager Hannah. However, it wouldn't be a successful heel turn if Hannah didn't do something to help Anderson get ahead, and that something is crying! Turning on the waterworks, Hannah pleads with Valiant to take it easy on Anderson (following ten straight kicks to the midsection and head on a downed Anderson) and to forgive her for acting like a fool and taking up with the SWF's Devil's Advocate. Valiant waves Hannah off, but that's the trap Anderson needs to set his opponent up for the Clear Conscience. Could this be it? Anderson nails Valiant with the Clear Conscience, and Jez McArthuer is counting ONE...TWO...SURPRISE KICKOUT FROM VALIANT AT 7:50! Duane Fry can't keep shouting that Valiant nearly lost the belt, but truth be told, Anderson botched the Clear Conscience! Something's throwing him off about this match, and it appears to be his incompatibility with Hannah as his manager! Hannah, meanwhile, loudly screams at Jez Mac, complaining that he counts too damn slow. Another reason why this match isn't half as good as the first Valiant-Anderson NA title match is the fact that Valiant is using the exact same comeback in the last two minutes - slowly fighting back through blocks, parries and low-impact moves. Anderson tries to mix things up by dropping Valiant with a running fireman's slam at 11:10, but he barely sells that move, standing up just as Anderson is hoping to pin him. The surprise allows Valiant to finish Anderson off with the V-Split, and he does, once again successfully defending his North American title and walking away victorious, but morose. Despite the presence of Jack Giedroyc, Dawn the Cheerleader, Randy Bumfhole, and now Chris Caulfield congratulating him in the locker room, Valiant looks and feels empty, obviously still sad and angry over Hannah's betrayal... WINNER - Valiant in 12:06. Valiant is STILL the SWF North American Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RPJ Psyches Up Remo (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/CoachDickPangrazzio_zps41445743.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> While Valiant tries his best to keep a happy face with the rest of the Pep Rally stable, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. is in another side of the locker room, trying to get Remo in the right state of mind for the next match - the World Heavyweight title match also featuring defending champ Jack Bruce and Russian giant Marat Khoklov! Pangrazzio - Ah you ready for this, Remo? Tonight, you's gonna show me why I made the right decision includin' you in my All-Star Team. Jack Bruce? Defeated. You get your title back. Marat Khoklov? Defeated...and fired. Remo - Coach Richie, it's not like I don't trust 'em or anything. But even if a three-way dance means no DQs, no count-outs, I don't want Spencer and Squeeky in my corner. This is my fight, my title to win back, and in fact, I don't want you swingin' that baseball bat and fightin' my battles. Pangrazzio (laughing) - Bustin' mah balls again, Remo. Of course I'm gonna let you do this by yourself. I trust you, Remo, and there isn't anyone in this locker room worthy of even holdin' yer gym bag. You are the Alpha Dog, the Destroyer, the Physical Specimen, the Mad Man from Minneapolis... Remo - Spare me the Jack Bruce-isms, Coach, I've got this. Pangrazzio (patting Remo on the back) - Attaboy, Remo! Now if you need anythin' from me, Spensah or Squeeky... Remo (glaring at Pangrazzio) - I told you I don't need anything from any of you tonight. Win or lose, I wanna be accountable. You got that? Pangrazzio (sounding a bit scared as he backs off) - Sure thing, Remo, anything you say. (pauses, then waits until Remo is out of earshot) 450 pounds of ripplin' muscle. You sure you can prevent that bo-hemoth from winnin' a title for Rich Money by yourself, no help whatsoevah? You better hope you're makin' the right move here...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Vignette (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Previously on Supreme TV, we saw Hero Squad receive an invite to meet up with Hollywood-based producer Henry J. Ackerman, or H.A. for short. Though Hero Squad didn't get to meet face-to-face with H.A., we met the man he chose as their director, a guy the two refer to as "Maxie" (4C's Zeus Maximillion), and in this vignette, again <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/AEDw-hplRWo?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Beatles - Act Naturally (2009 Stereo Remaster)"></iframe></div></div>, Maxie is teaching his charges the finer points of acting in big-budget movies. He teaches Captain Atomic to speak in a modulated tone, while Maxie and a couple extras appear to be teaching Jungle Lord to expand his vocabulary and speak proper English in another part of the vignette. The video clip ends with Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord exchanging high-fives instead of what they'd usually do - the Myposian Dance of Joy - and heading back to their Hollywood apartment, looking very happy and contented. After the vignette, Duane Fry suggests something sounds fishy about the whole deal, which Ana Garcia agrees with, but Peter Michaels says he couldn't give a crap about what Hero Squad is doing in Hollywood or if they even come back to the SWF. As expected, Fry segues into a commercial break by hyping both SWF Studios films, The S.E.A.L., starring Eric Eisen and Dawn the Cheerleader, and Idealistic Teacher, whose cast has yet to be announced.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/EKSU1W0ZUmQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Judas Priest - Victim Of Changes"></iframe></div></div> © vs Marat Khoklov (w/Rich Money) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - SWF World Heavyweight title match (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MaratKhoklov.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> As is the case with most three-way matches, there are no disqualifications or count-outs, and we saw Remo earlier ask manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr. not to interfere, nor to let stablemates Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean insert themselves in the match. He immediately pays for this, eating a standing spinebuster from Khoklov, and Bruce does the same, getting floored by a Japanese backdrop suplex. Khoklov cockily pins Bruce by putting his foot on his chest, but he easily kicks out of that. Indeed, it's all Khoklov from minutes one to four, and Rich Money looks happier than a pig in excrement as the Russian Bear bearhugs Bruce at 4:10 before chokeslamming the Cream of the Crop like nobody's business. Ric Young counts one...two...but Remo steps in, kicking Khoklov off Bruce with a powerful kick to the midsection! This sets up a Remo vs Khoklov face-off as Bruce spends the next two minutes recovering. At 6:30, Remo, still very much a heel but rumored to be due for a turn, gets a huge crowd pop as he counters Khoklov's Russian Legend Powerbomb, breaks free, then lifts the 450-pounder for the Lumbar Puncture! A huge "USA! USA!" chant emanates from the Omaha crowd, but Remo can't quite lift Khoklov - he ends up getting clotheslined out of the ring by a recovered Bruce, as both men take the action outside... At 8:10, Khoklov is still acting like he knows he can win it, chatting with Rich Money as Remo and Bruce slug it out at ringside. As Bruce tries to take Remo out with a New York Minute outside the ring, he is attacked from behind by Richie Pangrazzio Jr. against Remo's wishes, and Remo isn't happy! The Alpha Dog yells "I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUTTA THIS, COACH!", asks RPJ to return to the locker room (which he does), reenters the ring, and forcefully attacks Khoklov from behind with a shoulder ram. That barely fazes Khoklov, who retaliates with a stiff slap before going for the Russian Lariat! Young counts ONE...TWO...but Remo kicks out! Rich Money yells abuse at Young, saying that he can't believe he's the first referee The Almighty Dollar paid off, and Remo seems to be using this as a chance to recover, but... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> ...Bryan Vessey is back, and he's got a friend with him - WOLF HAWKINS! The former TCW World Champion is in the building with Vessey, and the two-ex Syndicate members do a number on Remo, with Hawkins going for the Full Moon Rising and Vessey following up with a Vessey Driver on the Alpha Dog. With Remo out in the ring, Bruce out at ringside and Khoklov still asked by Money to stand down, the two TCW "invaders" send Khoklov flying out the ring with a double clothesline, and while he tries valiantly to hang on, he makes a (kayfabe) bad landing on Money, as all three World Heavyweight competitors are out, with no cornermen to assist! Vessey and Hawkins are about to work on Bruce when security guards finally arrive to escort both men out of the premises, and it's just right that they do, because Bruce is now crawling back to the ring, as Remo tries desperately to stand up! Bruce senses this weakness, goes for the New York Minute on Remo, and as Khoklov finally hobbles back to his feet, Ric Young pounds on the mat. ONE...TWO...can Khoklov break the cover in time? THREE!!!! Jack Bruce retains the World Heavyweight title, Marat Khoklov is FIRED and Remo can't get a title shot till February 2014, but who knows what would have happened had Bryan Vessey and Wolf Hawkins not gone loco and interfered? WINNER - J. Bruce in 11:28. Jack Bruce is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion. Remo not allowed to fight for a title until Feb. 2014. Marat Khoklov is FIRED from the SWF.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Taunts Khoklov (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> With the controversial loss, Marat Khoklov's SWF career is now over (he's actually heading to developmental in a last-ditch effort to sharpen his ring skills) and Jack Bruce knows it. Khoklov is now outside the ring, growling and cursing in Russian at the Cream of the Crop as more security officers try to restrain him and an equally irate Rich Money, but Bruce decides to add some salt to the wounds by taunting the two. J. Bruce - Well, what do you know! Two men who have NO BUSINESS being in the premises have actually helped me hang on to the title and, as per stipulations of our match, get that big, useless Russian fired from Supreme! (pauses as the crowd lets out a huge "USA! USA!" cheer) Now that's one time where the end really justified the means. Sort of like reachin' the top of the charts despite all the profanity...all the controversial wreckin' ball nudity...all the stuff that makes Peter Michaels toss 'n' turn all night. Michaels (from announce table) - YOU AND THOSE THREE WERE IN ON IT, JACK!!! Comes as no surprise. After all, didn't you and Cornell once work in the same company? J. Bruce - That was eons ago, Peter, and if those three you're referrin' to are Bryan Vessey, Wolf Hawkins and Ricky Dale Johnson, there's only one of 'em I can trust and respect, and it's the guy who shares initials with Iron Man. Now before Mr. Insecure Peter Michaels goes on with his fairy tales about me and those three and Vengeance too formin' some sorta weird and EEEEEEE-VUHL alliance to help me keep the World title, I got a little song to sing for my former colleague Marat Khoklov. (pauses) Marat, NOBODY CARES about your future endeavors, GOODBYE and GOOD RIDDANCE! Having said that, Bruce leads the fans in another call-and-response rendition of "Na Na, Hey Hey Goodbye", with Marat Khoklov's name included in the lyrics. Duane Fry and Ana Garcia enjoy every moment of it and even sing along to the taunt, but Michaels is visibly upset and still accusing Bruce and Vengeance, two SWF Superstars, of colluding with Ricky Dale Johnson and "those two Hollywood invaders who've gotten so far up Tommy Cornell's ass so many times that they've memorized his entire diet in crap form!", namely Bryan Vessey and Wolf Hawkins.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Richard Eisen Adds Stipulation to Champion vs Money (55/D+)</div> Following this segment, we don't see, but we do hear Richard Eisen talking very loudly behind the door of the Commissioner's office for the evening. He tells Barry Bowen that he knows all about the bribes, all about the coddling of Rich Money supporters like Sam Sparrow and his own daughter, Lisa, whom he believes is unfit to be a leader at this point, even as the GM of a B-show like Uprising. After a few seconds, the camera finally cuts to Eisen (who may have quietly turned babyface, or may be headed in that direction), who is making one of his rare appearances tonight... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> R. Eisen - To be honest with you, Barry, I've been tempted to terminate your contract as Commissioner regardless whether Nicky Champion or Rich Money wins! You have got to be the most dishonest, corrupt authority figure the SWF has ever seen! B. Bowen - I keep telling you, Mr. Eisen, I was just doing what I felt was fair to any and all SWF Superstars involved! Now you may be aware that there may be a lot of interference in this match. People like Tom Gilmore, Jack Bruce... R. Eisen - ...and Marat Khoklov, whose release papers I have just signed. He's still in the building, Barry. B. Bowen - Okay! So he is in the building. But the bottom line is this. I don't want anybody interfering, and if anyone tries to step in and pull something like those two Hollywood punks did earlier, I humbly request that you fire them as well. Trim the roster of its fat. Do away with the flotsam and jetsam. And if Nicky Champion uses his Hawkeye Hammer, I want you to promise me you will fire him. R. Eisen - You actually make a good point there, Barry, so I'll give you that. No disqualifications, no count-outs, anyone but Sam Sparrow as the official, and now, contract termination for whomever interferes. If Nicky Champion uses the Hawkeye Hammer, he gets disqualified AND fired, and that's the only time anyone can get DQ'd. BUT...I have my own bonus stipulation. (pauses) If Rich Money loses, then I won't just be overthrowing you from your Commissioner's chair. I will also do the same to your daughter Lisa and her ongoing gig as Uprising GM, which is probably just as well, because she just isn't ready to lead yet. B. Bowen - Mr. Eisen... R. Eisen - I'm already doing you a favor, Barry. (pauses) Good luck later on tonight. As Richard Eisen exits Bowen's office, the Commish looks to be on the verge of breaking down, and he does just that, sweeping his hand across the Commissioner's table and screaming angrily like he might have done so years ago as Runaway Train.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> © (w/Jessie) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KiuBZ5tVE6Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Never Enough"></iframe></div></div> (w/The Eisen Entourage) - SWF Supreme Heavyweight (Title Match) (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> Before the match can actually begin, Edd Stone tries distracting Tom "Angry" Gilmore right off the bat, doing his "Stonerizing" dance to the tune of Gilmore's heavy ring music and making suggestive gestures to Jessie. This gets Gilmore angry, no pun intended, and as Darren Smith calls for the bell, we see remain outside, beating down on Stone and Franklin Huggins and Dozer Smith coming to his rescue. Smith immediately tells the Entourage to scram, and having sent Eric Eisen's cornermen out, it's strictly one-on-one action here, as Gilmore defends his Supreme Heavyweight title! Still, the earlier attack slows Gilmore down, and Eisen goes for an early cover following a New York Minute-esque running bulldog. "Looks familiar, doesn't, it?", taunts Eisen. "NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!!" Gilmore kicks out of that, and continues to take punishment from Eisen until the 3:30 mark, when he ducks a clothesline from the Supreme Iconoclast and knocks him down with an impressive dropkick. Gilmore controls the fourth to eighth minute, landing a snap suplex/Sky High Elbow combo at 8:20 which Eisen kicks out of, but following a brief glimpse of the props that will be used in tonight's Street Fight between Christian Faith and Steve Frehley, Double E has turned things around, apparently having just reversed an Anger Management and turned it into a basic side headlock takedown. However, Eisen isn't able to convert that into any sustained offense, as both men trade offense up until the 13th minute, where Eisen finally inflicts substantial damage, taking Gilmore down with his finisher, the Supremacy! Eisen jumps up, points to himself, pauses to taunt Jessie while laughing like a hyena, covers Gilmore, but all that gloating has allowed the SWF's Original Straight-Edge Superstar to kick out in two! Eisen is livid at Smith following the near-pin, but he continues dominating Gilmore, and does so until the 17th minute, where he goes for one of his early finishers back when he was trying to be a high flyer - the Rana Sunset Pinfall! Amazingly, Eisen connects, and Smith starts counting...ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Gilmore, reverses the roll-up, Smith counts once again...ONE...TWO...will Gilmore retain?...KICKOUT! Eisen is still angry with Smith's officiating, and stands up to complain once again, but as we move into the 18th minute, Gilmore sets the whining Supreme Iconoclast up for the Anger Management, and goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! Tom "Angry" Gilmore keeps his Supreme Heavyweight title, and without the Entourage to assist him, Eric Eisen falls short in his hopes of wearing another main event belt. WINNER - Gilmore in 18:06. Tom "Angry" Gilmore is STILL the SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Gets Ready (77/B-)</div> Backstage, Christian Faith is being psyched up by friends and allies including Nicky Champion, Jack Giedroyc, Valiant, and even lower-card guys like KP Avatar, Remmy Skye and Robbie Retro, as he prepares to make his way to the "East L.A.-style ring" to face Steve Frehley. The babyface workers shout "WE HAVE FAITH!" in unison as Faith gets ready, and the SWF Galaxy does the same. "I can sense fear in the old man's heart," says Peter Michaels. "He knows he's going to face Steve Frehley in an environment that's but second nature for the Dark Destroyer, and it looks like the Supremely Inconsistent Legend, in words and actions, will have his work cut out for him against Steve Frehley."</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/j0ROEEyUpeY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Atreyu Epic (Lyrics in description)"></iframe></div></div> vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">Steve Frehley</a> - East L.A. Street Fight (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> We're now at back at ringside, which has been decorated and littered with weapons to simulate the East L.A. street corners where young Steve Frehley, in kayfabe, of course, used to defend his honor and that of his family against the mostly Hispanic gangs that dominated the area. The announcers reiterate that in this kind of street fight, there are no disqualifications - the match can only be decided by pinfall or submission, falls count anywhere within the street fight proper (in-ring or at ringside), and anything can be used as a weapon. With that, Sam Sparrow declares the start of the match, and as a heel referee in a match where there are hardly any rules, his laissez-faire approach works just fine. There isn't much action in the first five minutes, as Faith calls a slow build to this match and an open of offensive moves, but at the 5:20 mark, Frehley tries to grab the upper hand by smashing Faith against the guard rail, then bashing his head repeatedly with one of the trash bins. Frehley then works Faith's gimpy knee, smashing it with a trash bin lid, then with a chair, and following this savage attack, Faith is selling everything perfectly, looking like he'd rather be somewhere else but knowing that he has to do this for his Faithful. Chants of "WE HAVE FAITH!" ring across the Nebraska Bowl as Frehley delivers a Launching Pad Suplex to Faith that sends him crashing against the other trash bins. The Dark Destroyer then taunts Faith with his signature catchphrase, "Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!" At 8:40, Faith finally gets control back with the action still outside the ring, slipping out of a sit-out powerbomb and landing a side suplex on Frehley. He then proceeds to use some of the available weapons, particularly beating down on the Dark Destroyer with a baseball bat, before whipping him against the steel steps and using one of his signature weapons - the brass knucks - to bust him wide open. Ana Garcia remarks that she has never seen Faith so aggressive before, and as Duane Fry agrees with her, Faith delivers a gutwrench powerbomb to Frehley, climbs up the top rope and goes for a Leap of Faith. The fans are cheering Faith on as he flies in the air and takes a crazy bump, landing knee-first (the bum one) on the floor as Frehley moves away! He goes for the cover, but Faith is still able to kick out This sets up several minutes of Frehley bashing away and working the knee with weapons, but at 14:50, Frehley makes the mistake of sending Faith back to the ring for a brass knuck assault - Faith somehow builds on that last remaining burst of energy, and turns it into a Faith-Up! He dodges a brass knuck blow to the face, then clotheslines Frehley, who promptly no-sells the move. But Frehley has no choice but to take repeated Machine Gun Faith Hammers from the Supreme Legend as he wills his way back into this thing! Faith then knocks Frehley out with a gutwrench powerbomb onto a chair, puts another chair on Frehley's chest, then goes for the Leap of Faith - there's Frehley's own crazy bump - and Sparrow starts counting. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! Frehley, all bloody and bruised from Faith's uncharacteristically vicious attacks, is still in this thing, and while he's barely able to stand up, he somehow comes back with his own second wind, sensing that Faith is running out of gas and favoring his bum knee. With Faith valiantly trying to set Frehley up for the Test of Faith, the Dark Destroyer breaks free from it, slides out of the ring before Faith could catch him, and grabs the Holy Grail of East L.A. Street Fight weapons from one of the trash bins - a (gimmicked) tire iron! Faith is now outside, trying to intercept Frehley's attempt to smash him with the tire iron, and while he parries one blow, he's not prepared for the second, as Frehley goes for a Frehley's Comet at ringside! It lands, Faith is out cold, and Sam Sparrow is counting again. ONE...TWO...THREE! Sparrow tries to raise Frehley's hand in victory, but he pushes the referee away as the Omaha crowd showers him with boos... WINNER - Frehley in 19:10</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Beats Down on Faith (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> With the match won, Frehley continues his heartless attack on Faith's knee, using the tire iron to blow it out and, in a break from the knee, to bust Faith open as the Dark Destroyer screams, curses and yells insults at both Faith and the fans. Unable to take much more of this, several referees and road agents try to stop Frehley, but one of those road agents, Craig Prince, gets a Frehley's Comet for his troubles, and so does referee Darren Smith! Finally, Nicky Champion runs in for his friend and ally Faith, and though he wasn't intending for the elbow to look like a legit Hawkeye Hammer, he is able to knock Frehley out with a running elbow to the face, ending the carnage as Champion and the remaining refs and road agents help Faith backstage to get medical attention. Duane Fry and Ana Garcia are disgusted by what they just saw, and even Peter Michaels has to admit that Frehley had taken things way too far by continuing his attack on Faith even if the match had ended.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Demands Medical Assistance for Faith (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> Nicky Champion has a match to get ready for, but instead of focusing on Rich Money and the Career vs Commissioner's Career match, he has a good friend to worry about, as the SWF's in-house physicians attend to him. Champion (to cameraman, sounding very much out-of-character) - You can't come in here...my friend Christian needs medical assistance, and I want nothing more but to get my f---in' hands on that Steve Frehley and make sure he pays! Organize beatdowns on me to send a message to Christian? I can take that. But end my friend's career and threaten his life with his actions? That's personal, man. Something's gotta be done about Frehley. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> Unfortunately for Champion, Barry Bowen has seen what had happened earlier, and is positive that Champion had used the Hawkeye Hammer to knock Frehley out. B. Bowen - HEY!!!! Champion - Not now, Barry, didn't you just see what Steve had done to Christian? B. Bowen - As long as I am YOUR Commissioner and as long as you are in MY SWF, you will call me MISTER Bowen! The match is off, Nicky. See me in my office RIGHT NOW! Champion - If it's about that elbow I threw on Frehley, then I say it's justified. If it wasn't for MY intervention, Christian Faith could have gotten KILLED! B. Bowen - I don't want to hear about it, Nicky! The bottom line is that you threw a Hawkeye Hammer on Steve Frehley, put his life and limb at risk, and did so just minutes before your scheduled match. (pauses) That, to me, is like a man serving 50 years in jail breaking out on his 49th year and 364th day, and getting promptly caught for it. Champion - Forget your analogies, Mr. Bowen. I still stand by what I did, and if it means firing me... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichardEisen.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> Fortunately, a seemingly face-leaning Richard Eisen appears to break up the argument, and it looks like he'll be allowing the Champion vs Money match to continue... R. Eisen - What's going on here, Barry? B. Bowen - Nothing much, Mr. Eisen, just our friend Nicky Champion and his poor man's strong arm tactics executed in the name of defying my word as Commissioner. R. Eisen - I would have done the same if I was in his place, Barry, so if you don't want me firing you regardless of who wins, you will let the main event continue as scheduled, with one additional stipulation. B. Bowen (looking embarrassed) - And what is that? R. Eisen - You will watch the match in YOUR OFFICE, and two men, including one whom I had just brilliantly hired from the competition and had sign on the dotted line, will make sure that you don't leave until it's over. (to Vengeance and RDJ) Sean, Ricky, could you guard the door of Barry's office so that your Commissioner doesn't manipulate tonight's main event to his liking? Vengeance - Just don't expect us to be buddy-buddy and drinking beers after the show once this is over with. RDJ - Likewise, SDB. We got a job to do, and it has somethin' to do with enforcing justice and equality, two things I understand our Commissioner doesn't know much about.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> - Career vs Commissioner's Career Match, (Almost) No DQs, No Count-Outs (88/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> This is the big one, the main event, the match that will determine whether Nicky Champion or Barry Bowen will be packing his bags and leaving the SWF after tonight. And nobody will have anyone in their corner, not even Rich Money having Sam Sparrow officiate to his favor. This match is officiated by Shane Stones, as agreed upon earlier - as per Richard Eisen, anyone but Sam Sparrow could officiate this match. Earlier, Marat Khoklov lost his job after losing to Jack Bruce in the World Heavyweight title match, and Peter Michaels warns that now that Khoklov has nothing to lose, he might just rear his head and get himself involved on Rich Money's behalf. But for the first few minutes, we see none of that, just Money calling a similar slow build and both men swapping basic moves and rest holds. Action begins to pick up at 4:30 as Money, thanks to an illegal groin shot and a subsequent single-leg grapevine. Champion sells the hold perfectly, but is able to make his way to the ropes to break the hold. At 9:00, the open exchange finally ends with Champion edging away from a Money dropkick, picking up his fallen foe, and doubling him over with a Big Boot to the midsection! He then uses this to set up a powerbomb on Money, then a running leg drop that leads to a cover. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT! And since there are no disqualifications and everything is legal save for the Hawkeye Hammer, Champion is the first to bring out some weapons, using a steel chair to keep the Moneyman down. Still, despite several powerful moves, including a Papoose Piledriver at 13:10, Champion still can't put Money away, and he is slowly getting frustrated as he lures Money out of the ring for more punishment... That turns out to be a wrong move, as Money, now having more "tools" at his disposal, uses this as a chance to get the momentum back in his corner! Money counters what should have been a DDT on the floor at ringside, knocks Champion down with the Bank Roll, then, as Champion tries to get up, bodyslams him on the Spanish announcer's table as Peter Michaels, Duane Fry and Ana Garcia all fear the worst! Money then brings Champion back into the ring so he can cover him, then climbs the top rope for the Dollars from Heaven. Can he do it? HE DOES! This could be another win for Rich Money, as Stones counts ONE...TWO...KICKOUT AT THE LAST TENTH OF A SECOND! Meanwhile, we get a quick glimpse of several security guards escorting Marat Khoklov out of the arena, as he complains and cusses the guards out in Russian, adding in broken English that his "boss in trouble." The guards pay no heed to this, and lead him to the parking lot to make sure he doesn't try to interfere. We also see Vengeance and Ricky Dale Johnson still standing guard at the office/converted dressing room, as Barry Bowen can be heard screaming from inside that Stones was counting too slow. We're now at the 20-minute mark, and again, both men are inside the ring, Money still very much in control. But he isn't prepared for a sudden comeback from Champion, as he starts shaking the ropes following an Irish whip against the turnbuckle, doing his Native American tribal dance (the "trivial dance", says Peter Michaels), and no-selling Money's attacks! He knocks Money down with a stiff short-arm clothesline, keeps him down with an elbowdrop, and goes for the Papoose Piledriver before shouting "UGH! UGH! UGH!" Stones counts ONE...TWO...KICKOUT from Money, but Champion still isn't giving up. He still hasn't thrown anything remotely resembling a Hawkeye Hammer, but it looks like he doesn't have to, as Money, trying to go for his Bank Roll, is knocked out with a similar maneuver, a seldom-seen bicycle kick from Champion that sends him crashing down to the mat! Champion covers Money, Stones starts counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! It is over, and it looks like the Bowens' reign of terror has ended - Barry getting fired as Commisioner and Lisa as Uprising GM, though it looks like Lisa still has an SWF job as her fiancee Rich Money's valet. Both father and daughter hug each other and cry in the office, but Richard Eisen is in no mood for any sort of waterworks - he demands that the Bowens face the SWF Galaxy and "take a bow" before they say goodbye to their authority positions. WINNER - Champion in 23:24. Barry and Lisa Bowen are FIRED as authority figures, Nicky Champion regains legal use of the Hawkeye Hammer and keeps his job.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Taunts Barry and Lisa Bowen (68/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpg</div> As requested, Barry and Lisa Bowen emerge from Aegalaeus Position, and immediately they are jeered by the Nebraska Bowl crowd, who sing the chorus of "Na Na, Hey Hey Goodbye" at the top of their lungs, but changing the chorus line to "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, YOU'RE FIRED!" Champion, not a bad singer himself, joins in with the crowd, and teases the Hawkeye Hammer at Money, who has his hands covering his face as he leaves the ring in a huff. He doesn't get to throw the Hawkeye Hammer, but Champion looks jubilant, posing in all four corners of the ring as Duane Fry talks about what a barnstormer of a PPV we had just seen - one wrestler fired, two non-wrestlers stripped off their authority positions and the career of Christian Faith possibly over following that beating at Steve Frehley's hands. And that's saying little of Wolf Hawkins joining Bryan Vessey to change the complexion of the World title match! It's been one barnstormer of an event, Fry echoes, and he signs off on behalf of a pleased Ana Garcia and an upset Peter Michaels, who still can't believe the disrespectful, rebellious Champion won the night's main event.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Break Like the Wind Final Grade - 86/B+ Increased Popularity in 3 Regions PPV Buyrate - 4.50</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · September 18, 2013

Damn, no masked Nicky Champion (or Apache as I would have called him).

3rdStringPG · September 18, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Damn, no masked Nicky Champion (or Apache as I would have called him). <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Nope, since E-V already did such a great job trotting "El Fenix" out as Jack Bruce in disguise. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As promised, this backstage segment shall deal with the Klubb, who isn't making as much headway as the Kliq did as far as titles and pushes go, but is nonetheless alienating a lot of SWF Superstars, including a few main eventers. <div style="text-align:center;">"It's Klubberin' Time"</div> Saturday, October 13, 2013 The Booze Bowl, a bar and party venue next to The Nebraska Bowl 1:00 a.m. "RESERVED - Supreme Wrestling Federation, 11:00 p.m.-3:00 a.m." We had the club all to ourselves...while the Klubb, as I observed, was about to have the pushes all to themselves. The Awesomeness, despite Jefferson Stardust seemingly sitting the fence and trying to make amends with me and some of the other workers he and Huey Cannonball rubbed the wrong way, got what their Klubb charter membership befitted - the tag team titles. And to their credit, they were putting on some solid matches against the veteran High Concept, and previously, against the soon-to-be-repackaged Hero Squad. Eric Eisen had slowly, but surely returned to main event title contendership, and word was he was due for a hot feud following the stopgap "Gilmore vs Eisen II" feud that blew over at tonight's PPV. Barry and Lisa Bowen, of course, got a lot of TV time as authority figures, and Lisa wasn't kayfabe-fired from the SWF like her dad - she was simply to lose her position as Uprising GM. And Brandon James, for all the losses he was taking on Supreme TV and on PPVs, was still the general Nothing to Lose contract holder for all intents and purposes. He had time to cash it in, and Peter Michaels, as part of his heel turn, was putting Brandon over as his still-unofficial endorsement as the next World Heavyweight champ. It was all a matter of writing his cash-in moment at the right time. I just thought I'd talk about the Klubb a bit, because they were all looking very jubilant, with all the new members on the main roster present - Remo, Mainstream, Stevie, and the returning Paul Huntingdon. Being that this was a private party, Eric Eisen would grab the mic from the DJ at this point, make a request, and announce the next song to be played. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> "Ladies and gentlemen of the Supreme Wrestling Federation, we've got a request from one of the Supreme family's newest members. Apparently, somebody wants to blur the lines, because the SWF, baby, IT CAN'T BE STOPPED!!! This one goes out to my homie, Andrew "Wolf" Hawkins, and our resident Miley Cyrus impersonator for the night...my S.E.A.L. co-star and leading lady, Dawn the Cheerleader." <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DawntheCheerleaderalt.jpg</div> And off they went. Wolfie and Dawn were bumpin' and grindin' to the DJ's special remix of Miley Cyrus' "We Can't Stop" and Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines", and while what we saw wasn't as salacious as the VMA number, it was certainly not to my liking. These two were getting very close and cuddly with each other, and to make matters worse, it seemed like Eric was trying to persuade Wolf to join the Klubb. "Love hurts, KP," said Ash Campbell, who was due to be working a program with Eric Eisen and the Entourage, and switching to his real name within the next few weeks. "The Everlys sobbed it in the '60s, Nazareth screamed it in the '70s, and the best we can do is drink over it." Ash was also down, having broken up with his non-wrestling girlfriend some time back but still feeling upset, and he was there to commiserate with me as I tried not to look at Dawn, looking more provocative than I ever saw her when we were dating, twerking it up with Wolf. "I've regretted the whole Lisa Bowen thing so many times, Ash, and wishing Dawn would come back to me isn't gonna help things any. You know what the best thing is?" "What's that, KP?" "Hoping against hope that Wolf and Dawn don't become more of an item than they already are. I mean, LOOK AT THE GUY!" Before we knew it, we were joined by two of the industry's most respected veterans, and to tell you the truth, this was a shock. Vengeance would normally drink quietly after the show with some of the older workers if he wasn't with his wife, while Ricky Dale Johnson was a family man through and through. But since the SWF was celebrating the successful debut of RDJ, Wolf and Bryan Vessey, and the success of Break Like the Wind, they were here, partying with the rest of us. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpg</div> "Man, I remember when you and Dawn were on a date a while ago, and Dawn asked me for my autograph," laughed RDJ. "Never expected this is how we'd meet again." "Sucks about what happened to you and Dawn," continued Vengeance, "but if you're hoping that that Wolf Hawkins..." "Drew Hawkins," said Ricky, correcting Vengeance. "Drew hates the name Wolf, and he's gonna be workin' under his real name here in Supreme. Besides, Cornell copyrighted the 'Wolf' name, so he can't use it here anyway." "Whatever," said Vengeance, looking and sounding very upset. "You guys are farthest from the dance floor, so we thought we'd hang around for a bit. I dunno about you guys, but that young stud is makin' us old coots sick to the stomach!" He let out a thunderous laugh and ordered a round of drinks for all of us. 1:45 a.m. Somehow, Ricky and Vengeance seemed to enjoy it at the rookies' table. And now, they were venting out their displeasure with the Klubb, particularly Vengeance's. Indeed, 2013 had been one of his worst in terms of win-loss record. "They're puttin' us out to pasture," said Vengeance. "Probably me first, then Ricky, because bein' new here, Ricky's got to have a hot storyline. And he's got one alright." "Not gonna say what it is, but I seem to be likin' it." "So why'd you leave TCW, if I may ask?", I inquired, as my fellow rookies all sat there, watching intently and feeling honored that two greats were actually drinking with them and buying them more beer. "Cornell's not recouping the money he lost fast enough, and the squeaky wheels are always gettin' the grease. First, Drew, now J-Minny. Man, Tommy was so upset when Wolf, I mean Drew, gave his notice of resignation that he jobbed the guy out two weeks in a row to Eddie Peak, just after he dropped the strap to Joey!" Ricky paused to get himself back to the topic. "Anyway, it was clear I was never gonna be World champ anymore. At least here, I've got a chance at World Heavyweight or Supreme Heavyweight, I can work a reduced sched without house shows, and I can spend more time with my family, while makin' better pay." "Ricky, I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the line's pretty long right now, and a few people over there love to cut in," said Vengeance, referring obviously to the Klubb as the "people who love to cut in." "Who, the Klubb? Heard a lot about 'em. That Eric Eisen's posse?" "Yup, that's them alright. Consider this. I'm recycling the old avenging angel shtick I did as Skull DeBones, and I had to twist Pete's arm, no, not literally, to convince him to let me take off my mask! Now Remo's got a face turn brewin', and while he's been losin' a lot lately and won't be in title contention till early 2014, that face turn I've been hearin' about could get him REALLY over, especially if he holds the gold sometime next year. Brandon James too. I beat him a couple PPVs ago, but he's still better for everything. He's got that damned briefcase, which kinda makes people see past the losses!" "And that's on account of Remo and Brandon being part of the Klubb?" "Exactly! Do the math, Ricky. I've been face a couple months but haven't really heated up yet. Our tag team, over time, is gonna become the gatekeeper team of all gatekeeper teams. The Klubb is slowly but surely buryin' me and they just might do the same to you even if you were an institution in Hollywood. I should have won the Nothing to Lose contract at Supreme Challenge." Now this was news, and I couldn't help but interject for a bit. "So what happened, Sean?" "Remember Eric Eisen pullin' out of the ladder match for the contract because his dad didn't want him to?", asked Vengeance, looking to see if Richard Eisen was making his rounds and looking for a group of workers to party with. "Well, I told Peter that I'd rested long enough, and that the Nothing to Lose ladder match could be a great vehicle for my return. Then Pete came up with this storyline where I'd beat my fellow Chase SinCorporated minions in my return and get the contract, right? Now that'd be what would have set up the face turn, as Brandon and Zimmy would be all upset that I screwed 'em and somehow gotten the briefcase by takin' 'em out and grabbing the briefcase for myself. We were cool on that. Couple days later I get a call from Pete, tellin' me the storyline had been changed to Brandon goin' over and that John Anderson would debut instead as Eric's replacement." All of us were shocked at what Vengeance was revealing to us. "It was all because I had jokingly called Eric a papa's boy while I was drinkin' with him, Brandon and a couple other non-Klubb guys. Valiant and Giedroyc, I believe. Thought it was all cool, and I let Eric know I was just bustin' his balls, but he turned around and told his daddy, like a REAL papa's boy, and Eisen having veto power, he had Peter take me out of the ladder match and have me set up my face turn instead by rescuin' Christian from Steve following the I Quit Match." This was all very interesting, and all too indicative of how the Klubb, despite the unimpressive records of some of the members, still had more power than anyone else in the locker room. Could those bastards be expanding their ranks with the cocky ex-TCW champ who seemed to be the right kind of guy for their shady backstage union of politicians? Knowing my push, I probably didn't care if Hawkins, whatever he wants to be called, would join the Klubb. I just wanted him to stay the hell away from Dawn, lest she become a Klubb member too. Most of all, I just wanted things to be right between Dawn and myself...even if we wouldn't be a couple like we used to be.

3rdStringPG · September 19, 2013

SWF Uprising

Massari Gym (Colorado, Midwest)

Sunday, October 13, 2013

DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW:

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers d. The Parts Unknown via Cloud Nine in 5:23 (39/D-)

Des Davids d. A-Prime via Quarterback Sack in 5:03

UPRISING:

High Concept (w/Haley Ham 'n' Egger) vs The Make 'em Better Euros (41/D-)

The Make 'em Better Euros get a music-less entrance, jobbers that they are, but what makes their entrance stand out is Giancarlo Giabroni addressing the crowd in obviously dubbed English that doesn't match his lip movements or his real voice, a deep, non-dubbed growl of "MAGNIFICO!" that closes out the promo. What isn't "magnifico" is this match - a quick squash where neither Giabroni nor Enhancement Eddie get a whit of offense against High Concept, who remain intense and focused (save for Haley Buck and her "I'm Haley Ham 'n' Egger, Let Me Do the Job!" t-shirt) following their loss to The Awesomeness at Break Like the Wind. Could we be seeing High Concept impersonate the MBEs on a future Uprising?

WINNERS - High Concept in 2:39

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview RDJ (74/B-)

Tonight's Bubblegum Factory guest is Ricky Dale Johnson, whom Mainstream and Stevie graciously welcome and congratulate for (the non-Cam Vessey and Dillon) Texas Justice's successful debut on Break Like the Wind. As one may expect, the interview soon degenerates into backhanded compliments, then into downright condescension of the TCW veteran, whom Mainstream and Stevie believe is behind the Wolf Hawkins/Bryan Vessey invasion. RDJ denies that he has anything to do with "two renegades breachin' their contract and turnin' their back on the Englishman", but the Dudez aren't convinced. They challenge Texas Justice to a rematch, but RDJ refuses - he says that the Dudez were "too easy", and that the SWF has bigger problems than a couple of pretty boy Canadian Idol rejects. As RDJ leaves the interview proper, Mainstream and Stevie call him a "coward" and an "old fart", but he disregards them, instead acknowledging the cheers of "RDJ! RDJ!" from the Pueblo, Colorado crowd.

ANGLE - Ginsberg Rants About Eisen (59/D+)

Asher Ginsberg cuts this promo from an art gallery, where he talks about how art is more about the Picassos and Van Goghs everybody knows and reads about. After talking about some less well-known artists, Ginsberg points to a "dogs playing poker" painting by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, and compares the dogs to The Eisen Entourage - men with the sophistication level, IQ and libido of dogs. He promises to have nothing to do with such cultural idiots, and closes his promo by saying he has an African cuisine restaurant to review for his blog...and a Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert to attend.

Joshua Taylor vs Asher Ginsberg (50/D)

Though Asher Ginsberg's promo hints that he just might be heading for a face turn, he's all heel in this match against Joshua Taylor, his first in a while where he isn't accompanied by anyone. What's interesting is how he stuns Taylor with a back elbow not that much unlike the one his dad Nemesis used to throw, followed by a powerbomb and a cover attempt. Jerry Eisen says he's almost sure he's seen such a combo used before, but isn't quite sure who used to pull that off. Eisen still isn't able to figure things out when Taylor starts engineering his comeback, eventually catching Ginsberg unaware with the Butterfly Lock, which he taps out of.

WINNER - Taylor in 5:24

ANGLE - Eisen Promo (77/B-)

Taylor has long left the ring, but Ginsberg is still in there, struggling to get up on his feet. As he prepares to crawl out through the bottom rope, Eric Eisen's face appears on the Supreme-Tron, once again coming straight from the SWF offices and dressed in a suit.

E. Eisen - The king is gone, Ash. Barry Bowen has been derailed and while I may have been cheated out of Supreme Heavyweight, the future still looks bright. Certainly you'd want someone with my bloodlines runnin' the show once again, wouldn't you?

Ginsberg - I don't give a damn, man! Do whatever you want. I've got a date with this cute busker I met in Denver a couple nights ago...while Tom Gilmore was beatin' the crap outta you!

E. Eisen - Daddy's not gonna like that, ASH. And neither is the late, great Allen Ginsberg, your (makes quote-unquote sign) "great-uncle." Your dad, one of the toughest S.O.B.s ever to hit the ring. Your dad invented violence, didn't he? And earlier, I saw you usin' one of his inventions. That was one helluva back elbow you threw on Josh Taylor. Daddy would be proud.

Ginsberg - I don't know what the hell you're talkin' about!

E. Eisen - Stop denying where you came from, ASH, and recognize that we need you in the Entourage. We need you to help us Occupy the SWF and get rid of what's old and musty. Your dad's generation.

Ginsberg - My dad's cool. He listens to Pink Floyd. He can smoke legally in Washington and Colorado...

E. Eisen - But back in the late '90s, he couldn't do that, right? That's why the SWF got rid of him. And that's why he never became World champion. He wasted his potential. But most of all, he's a relic, ASH. He is to violence as the Model T is to cars. You can be a Corvette C7 of violence, if you know what I mean.

Ginsberg (now looking extremely riled up) - YOU'RE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES, EISEN...IF ONLY YOU WERE BACKSTAGE I'D...

E. Eisen - ...join the Entourage. And that's more than enough.

ANGLE - Nelson Rants About Devine (45/D-)

Eve Runcord, now "demoted" once again to backstage interviewer, is nervously interviewing Calum Nelson, who is clearly upset over having lost the Shooting Star title to Darryl Devine at the Break Like the Wind pre-show. Nelson talks about how the "stinky, sweaty grunge rocker" pulled a fast one on the "classy, talented male model", and how it is he who deserves to wear Shooting Star gold because "grunge rock [sic] is so twenty years ago. The 24/7 Partay Dudez is where music's at nowadays!" Nelson hypes himself as the "hunky rebel" of the Partay Dudez, whereas Stevie is the clown and Mainstream the "leader-man." Runcord's comeback of "I always thought they were interchangeable goofs with obnoxious personalities" has Nelson stumped and embarrassed, as he storms out of the interview to prepare for his rematch against Devine.

(w/Kristen Pearce, A-Prime and 24/7 Partay Dudez) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match (57/D+)

Can this rematch be possibly as decent as the first? Fortunately it is, and this time, Nelson is more than happy to have the Partay Dudez, their bouncer and their manager at ringside. The Dudez work as a team to run rings around befuddled (and easy-to-distract) referee Shane Stones, and that leads to Nelson pulling several illegal moves, including a chokehold/low blow combo that sets up an implant DDT and the Honey Trap. Devine, however, is able to grab the ropes and mount a comeback, which culminates in a Devine Dream Drop on his kayfabe male model opponent. Stones starts counting, but calls for the bell the moment he notices Mainstream and Stevie running in with the Foreign Object of Desire! Devine remains Shooting Star champ as he is able to evade a 4-on-1 beatdown from the Partay Dudez.

WINNER - Devine in 5:44 via DQ. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star Champion.

ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Beats Down on Devine (26/E)

Darryl Devine returns to the locker room, congratulated by what appears to be a semi-regular "congratulation committee" of underneath guys - KP Avatar, Remmy Skye, Cam Vessey and Donnie J. Trying to catch his breath, Devine tells the jobbers and Fly Boys to keep an eye out for the Partay Dudez, but as Devine returns to his locker, he is assaulted by Bobby Bruce, who appears to be next in line to fight for the Shooting Star title! Bruce tries to make the beatdown count, but things are broken up by the arrival of Vessey and Donnie J, who send him scurrying off. Noticing what has happened, returning Uprising GM and Fly Boys manager BJ O'Neill decides to book a six-man tag match, pitting Vessey and The Fly Boys against Bobby Bruce and the reigning tag champs, The Awesomeness.

ANGLE - Caulfield and Randy B. and 100% Sneaky Argue (58/D+)

O'Neill continues making rounds in the locker room, as Marv Earnest on commentary tells guest announcer James Prudence that his manager's going drunk with power now that she's Uprising GM once again. Meanwhile, O'Neill is alerted to a loud argument between Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole and the team of 100% Sneaky. Caulfield tells O'Neill that Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean were disrespecting hardcore wrestling, Spade saying that it's "garbage wrestling" and McClean adding that "technical genius and living on the straight and narrow will always trump beer, blood and brawling with weapons." O'Neill says that while she'd love to book a hardcore match, she can't, due to C.A.N.N.'s strict policy on overly violent content. What she does book is a match between the Caulfield/Bumfhole duo and 100% Sneaky to serve as the evening's main event.

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs The Royal Pains (42/D-)

"Hillbillies! Que Horror!", snarls El Duque Nicolas off-mic as The Royal Pains find out who they're up against - kayfabe hillbilly cousins Ben 'n' Glenn Casey. What's really notable about this match is how El Duque sprays the ring with disinfectant, protection against "hillbilly germs", but the match itself is a pure squash. Glenn Casey (KC Glenn) continues to show why he's such a hot prospect, but he has no choice but to lay on the mat as Paul Huntingdon ends this match with the High Society.

WINNER - The Royal Pains in 3:59

ANGLE - Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness Celebrate (40/D-)

This is actually a music video featuring the Bobby Bruce Bonanza performing a cover of

, albeit with over-the-top vocals and searing lead guitar. This video shows Bobby Bruce, Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust enjoying the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, spraying each other with champagne, partying with scantily-clad groupies and throwing televisions and other appliances out of hotel room windows. As a bit of irony, the man singing lead vocals in this recording is Bobby Bruce's kayfabe dad Jack Bruce, while the backing band is the SWF's house band - Ronnie "Man Mountain" Cahill on lead guitar, KP Avatar on rhythm guitar, Randall Hopkirk on bass and Cameron Vessey on drums, now joined by Karen Killer (playing bass on the video) on keyboards.

ANGLE - Ino Rants About Kirk (51/D)

Eve Runcord's next backstage interview subject is Koshiro Ino, who openly scoffs at Krustacean Kirk's decision to invoke the rematch clause and take him on later in the show. Ino says that he didn't really need the outside distraction from The Eisen Entourage to pin Kirk, and that tonight, he shall show all the "sports entertainment slaves of Pueblo, Colorado" that his reign and his winning streak (which he still believes is still ongoing) are anything but a fluke, and that he's far from done taking a bite out of American sports entertainment.

Cameron Vessey and The Fly Boys (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Bobby Bruce and

The Awesomeness (w/Karen Killer and Alanis Springsteen) (59/D+)

When you've got a one-time indie staple (The Fly Boys) stuck in a lukewarm midcard feud and a second-generation star who can't buy a win, you know the other team is going over. Still, The Fly Boys have their moments in this match, including their Surf 'n' Turf finisher that nearly ends up pinning Jefferson Stardust; this prompts Marv Earnest to comment that having BJ O'Neill in The Fly Boys' corner is a conflict of interest. But The Awesomeness/Bobby Bruce team ends up winning the war in the ring and in terms of psychology, taunting Cam Vessey about his uncle ("We don't want your crazy uncle Bryan in here!", screams Bobby Bruce at one point) and eventually ending the match with a Cannonball Run on the younger Vessey. "Cameron Vessey is a young man with so much going through his mind right now," says Jerry Eisen. "With his uncle Bryan invading the SWF with his friend, a man we know as Wolf Hawkins, the SWF may never be the same again, and I know how hard it is to feel guilty by association."

WINNERS - B. Bruce and The Awesomeness in 6:53

ANGLE -

(54/D)

Edd Stone is in the ring by himself after the commercial break, as tag teammate Franklin D. Huggins III watches from outside; Stone is dancing to the tune of Wang Chung's "Everybody Have Fun Tonight", with a mic in hand as he "Stonerizes" for the SWF Galaxy - that dance that looks like a cross between (NBA point guard) John Wall-ing and Gangnam Style-ing. Unfortunately for Stone and the fans who are catching on to his dance craze, his singing of the chorus line as "Everybody Edd Stone tonight!" is interrupted by The Undawater Union's

and two young wrestlers gaining in popularity with the SWF's younger fan base...

The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish and Krustacean Kirk) vs The Can-Am Animals (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (64/C)

And the Eisen Entourage midcarder vs kid-friendly midcarder feud continues, as The Can-Am Animals are not happy about The Undawater Union interrupting what had been a fun and interactive dance performance from new Eisen Entourage member Edd Stone! The former Frankie Perez and Mikey James are as intense as ever, looking to gain the upper hand in the feud, but the presence of Dozer Smith in the Animals' corner gives them an edge for most of the match. At 4:00, the Animals look close to winning it, as Huggins distracts Darren Smith by trying to enter illegally, and Dozer steps in to smash Red Snapper with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle. Stone takes advantage by setting Snapper up for the Party's Over, but he kicks out of that! Fortunately, Snapper is able to kick upwards as Stone goes for his Frogg Splash (the superfluous "g" to identify it as an Edd Stone move), and that allows him to hot-tag The Amazing Urchin, who cleans house with his martial arts moves! Urchin ends the match by foiling a Huggins Kiss attempt, hitting Franklin Huggins with the Scything Shark Kick and going for the cover.

WINNERS - The Undawater Union in 8:11

ANGLE - Kirk Gets Ready (30/E)

In an effort to get even more heat, Koshiro Ino enters the ring waving a Japanese flag, though at this point what he may need is a cornerman or valet to help him out by using the flag as a true foreign object. Despite the lack of managerial help or assistance from thugs like the Biggins brothers (both of whom are now in IPW), Ino is looking and fighting like he's in top form, while at the same time allowing the youthful Krustacean Kirk to show his stuff and have him wrapped up in his painful-looking holds. We even see a good exchange of powerful, stiff puro-style blows from Ino, and Kirk's bare-knuckle boxing, but what gets the crowd popped is a Bull's Eye on Ino at 5:10. Ino kicks out of that, and he also escapes from a Kirk-Hold a few minutes later. Making this match even more heartbreaking for Kirk is how Ino wins it - it looks like that international object comes in handy after all! At around 8:20, Ino exits the ring, ostensibly dazed, unscrews the bottom part of the flagpole, and gathers what looks to be chalk dust, which he throws on Krustacean Kirk's eyes when Ric Young's back is turned, blinding Kirk and allowing him to go for the Kobra's Bite! Koshiro Ino will retain, and the crowd isn't loving this one bit.

WINNER - Ino in 8:45. Koshiro Ino is STILL the SWF United States Champion.

ANGLE - Davids, Randy B. and Taylor Beat Down on Ino (64/C)

It would appear as if we may have three contenders for the next United States title match at Let the Games Begin, as Joshua Taylor, followed by Randy Bumfhole, then Des Davids hit the ring to attack the gloating Ino! Ino tries his best to ward off the babyfaces with his international object, but ends up fleeing from the ring at full speed, leaving Davids, Taylor and Bumfhole in the ring, looking at each other in silence and in quiet agreement that it wouldn't matter who wins the United States title at Let the Games Begin, just as long as one of them does.

and Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (74/B-)

Chris Caulfield, despite his upset of Brandon James at Break Like the Wind, is still not allowed by C.A.N.N. (in storyline) to wrestle hardcore, so he has no choice but to wrestle a standard match against two of the SWF's better midcard heels - the fading Squeeky McClean and the rising Spencer Spade, 100% Sneaky. As usual, Squeeky plays his cowardly heel role perfectly, and is the best when it comes to begging for mercy and trying to convince his opponents that he can't take anymore. That's where Randy Bumfhole errs, as he lets go of an armbar on McClean only to be caught in the Clean Out. Caulfield, despite his face orientation, steps in to distract McClean, and gets promptly warned by referee Jez McArthuer, but that's enough for McClean to release the hold and Bumfhole to start reaching for a tag. That won't come just yet, as McClean and Spade double-team Bumfhole for a bit, denying Randy B. a tag from the seven to nine-minute mark. But thanks to Bumfhole countering a Supreme Stunner into the Bumfhole Buster, that helps set up a hot tag to Caulfield, who owns Spade, and later on McClean in the last minute of the match; Spade tries running in with Richie Pangrazzio Jr.'s baseball bat to break up the post-Danger Drop cover, but is too late, as McArthuer awards the match to the Caulfield/Bumfhole duo, hinting at the Hardcore American joining Dawn the Cheerleader's Pep Rally stable as a fourth member in time for Let the Games Begin.

WINNERS - Caulfield and R. Bumfhole in 10:33

Overall Grade - 71/C+
SWF Uprising Rating - 1.04

Trending on Twitter - #FroggSplash #Stonerizing #KoshiroIno #HardcoreAmerican

Psycho Sam · September 19, 2013

'Everybody have Fun Tonight' is definitely most fitting of Edd Stone. #Stonerizing

Loved the PPV.

3rdStringPG · September 19, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Show OOC

- Still a close fight for the lead, but MichiganHero falls back to third, and flavioooo moves into the solo lead, with kieranforthewin moving to second! And thanks to our erstwhile fourth placer Psycho Sam for the positive feedback! And more interestingly, we've got three predictors tied at fifth. It's still anybody's prediction game, and as a reminder of the prize, that would be suggesting a storyline of your choice, to be played out in November or December.

1. flaviooooo - 34/40, 85% (+9/11, 5/8)

2. kieranforthewin - 33/40, 83% (+10/11, 6/8)

3. MichiganHewo - 32/40, 80% (+7/11, 5/8)

4. Psycho Sam - 30/40, 75% (+8/11, 5/8, +1)

Rickymex - 5/7, 71%

5. Croquemitaine - 27/40, 68% (+8/11, 6/8, +1)

5. Midnightnick - 27/40, 68% (+8/11, 5/8)

5. petecrimson00 - 27/40, 68% (+7/11, 4/8)

- I just had to have Edd Stone Stonerize it up to "Everybody Have Fun Tonight." That was actually my favorite non-glam rock song back in the late '80s, and still a guilty pleasure to this day.

- I must also admit I'm having a hard time figuring out how to write the TCW invasion, now that Wolf (eventually to be referred to as Drew) Hawkins and Bryan Vessey have made their debuts. One theme may be the distrust of the SWF roster towards Ricky Dale Johnson, who has maintained that he did sign an SWF contract. In any case, I've got some heavy-duty planning ahead of the next PPV, Let the Games Begin, which will be the Survivor Series-style event, with at least two 4-on-4 elimination tag matches.

- That said, we've got one more big name from the TCW set to debut in early November! Wonder who he is...

- John Anderson and Hannah having no chemistry is a huge bummer. Same with the Valiant-Anderson rematch scoring poorly. Even test runs with Anderson not being managed by anyone yielded similar grades, so I'm pretty much stumped there.

- The Zim is not injured, but simply taken off TV for the meantime as he figures out what to do now that he's no longer part of The (New) Chase Agency. Also thinking of the right time to bring him back onscreen as we speak...

3rdStringPG · September 19, 2013

OOC - Another week, and the first in which the SWF comes to terms with the fact that there's more than just one ex-TCW guy roaming around and causing trouble. Feel free to predict away!

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

????? vs 100% Sneaky

Des Davids vs Remo

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Greg Black vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Jack Bruce vs ?????

SWF Uprising

McAllister Field House (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Bobby Bruce

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can-Am Animals

The Undawater Union vs A-Prime and Calum Nelson

Asher Ginsberg vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith vs Des Davids vs Donnie J vs El Duque vs J. Gordon Reed vs James Prudence vs Joshua Taylor vs Krustacean Kirk vs Paul Huntingdon vs Randy Bumfhole vs Spencer Spade vs Squeeky McClean vs ????? (face or heel) vs ????? (heel) - 15-Man Battle Royal for SWF United States Title number one contender

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the last man eliminated by the winner of the 15-man U.S. title number one contender battle royal at Uprising?

Bonus Question #2 - And who among these battle royal entrants will have the most eliminations?

A) Dozer Smith

B) Des Davids

C) J. Gordon Reed

D) Joshua Taylor

E) Randy Bumfhole

F) Squeeky McClean

flaviooooo · September 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

????? vs 100% Sneaky

Des Davids vs Remo

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Greg Black vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Jack Bruce vs ?????

SWF Uprising

McAllister Field House (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Bobby Bruce

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can-Am Animals

The Undawater Union vs A-Prime and Calum Nelson

Asher Ginsberg vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith vs Des Davids vs Donnie J vs El Duque vs J. Gordon Reed vs James Prudence vs Joshua Taylor vs Krustacean Kirk vs Paul Huntingdon vs Randy Bumfhole vs Spencer Spade vs Squeeky McClean vs ????? (face or heel) vs ????? (heel) - 15-Man Battle Royal for SWF United States Title number one contender

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the last man eliminated by the winner of the 15-man U.S. title number one contender battle royal at Uprising? ????? (heel)

Bonus Question #2 - And who among these battle royal entrants will have the most eliminations?

A) Dozer Smith

B) Des Davids

C) J. Gordon Reed

D) Joshua Taylor

E) Randy Bumfhole

F) Squeeky McClean

Psycho Sam · September 19, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

????? vs 100% Sneaky

Des Davids vs Remo

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Chris Caulfield and Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed

Greg Black vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Jack Bruce vs ?????

SWF Uprising

McAllister Field House (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Cameron Vessey vs Bobby Bruce

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can-Am Animals

The Undawater Union vs A-Prime and Calum Nelson

Asher Ginsberg vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith vs Des Davids vs Donnie J vs El Duque vs J. Gordon Reed vs James Prudence vs Joshua Taylor vs Krustacean Kirk vs Paul Huntingdon vs Randy Bumfhole vs Spencer Spade vs Squeeky McClean vs ????? (face or heel) vs ????? (heel) - 15-Man Battle Royal for SWF United States Title number one contender

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the last man eliminated by the winner of the 15-man U.S. title number one contender battle royal at Uprising?

Squeeky McClean

Bonus Question #2 - And who among these battle royal entrants will have the most eliminations?

A) Dozer Smith

B) Des Davids

C) J. Gordon Reed

D) Joshua Taylor

E) Randy Bumfhole

F) Squeeky McClean

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