SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

White Dolphin · September 27, 2013

So when exactly will Edd Stone do the keg stand during the locker room meeting?

kieranforthewin · September 27, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Allstate Arena (Illinois, Great Lakes)

Nicky Champion vs El Duque

Ricky Dale Johnson vs Eric Eisen - Qualifying match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight three-way match at Let the Games Begin

The Fly Boys vs The Awesom7eness © - non-title match

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Elmo Benson vs Bryan Vessey

Randy Bumfhole vs Rich Money

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Drew Hawkins - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 27, 2013

All Seasons Arena (Minnesota, Great Lakes)

Robbie Retro vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match

Krustacean Kirk vs ?????

????? vs The Parts Unknown

Darryl Devine © vs Giancarlo Giabroni - non-title match

The Undawater Union vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

Chris Caulfield vs J. Gordon Reed

????? vs The Can-Am Animals</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Someone else is bidding goodbye on High Stakes! Who is this second elimination?

A) Alan Parent

B) Masked Cougar

C) Rodney Ekuma

D) The Architect

Bonus Question #2 - Which of these young workers will be taken under Bryan Vessey's wing as a protege on the next backstage segment?

A) Ash Campbell/Ginsberg

B) Casey Valentine

C) Greg Gauge

D) Jacob Jett

E) Matt Gauge

F) Spencer Spade

G) The Architect

3rdStringPG · September 27, 2013

OOC - Hmmm...so what's next on the plate outside of work and TEW? Might be out for most of the weekend, but if I can sneak in some free time, I might post Supreme TV on Sunday. We've got five predictions so far, so how's about a little "halftime break" and some hot, breaking news from Pro Wrestling Hits?

TCW HIRING SPREE - SAYEED ALI, GRANDMASTER PHUNK AND...BIG SMACK SCOTT?

By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff

Monday, October 21, 2013

Total Championship Wrestling announced earlier today the signing of three new workers, as the company continues rebuilding its depleted roster. Coming over from 4C is Sayeed Ali, 27, who is rumored to be playing a Steve Frehley-esque militant African-American gimmick, while he may be working in an all-black stable that also includes Mighty Mo (Mohammed Barrett) and former SWF midcarder/PSW champion Grandmaster Phunk.

Phunk, who is Daniel Bolte in real life, said in an interview today that he is excited to be back in a large promotion, and that he's willing to accept any role given him. "I can be my old SWF self as Danny B. Bling, y'know, Groucho's (Greg Black) storyline brother, I can be Grandmaster Phunk, hell, I can even work as plain old Daniel Bolte!", said Phunk, 36. "I'm just happy to be back where the big money is, as I help TCW prove to the competition back east that...no Wolf (Hawkins)? No [redacted]? No (Bryan) Vessey? No problem!" Ali, on the other hand, was not available for comment, as he had to fly back to Canada after the contract signing to complete commitments with 4C.

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The biggest signing, however, appears to be Grandmaster Phunk's PSW colleague and their current champion, Big Smack Scott. Earlier in the year, it could be said that Scott, 38, had snapped after months of being jobbed out to practically everyone on the roster, when he assaulted bouncers at an Oregon gay bar and gotten arrested then, just weeks later, spearheaded the SWF's notorious "Flight to Disaster" fiasco, with antics that included serving up beer to everyone on the SWF's chartered plane, then relieving himself in the airplane's aisle as most of the roster slept. Scott (b. Scott E. Sinclair, the "E" standing for Esquire - I kid you not! - ed.) had also received two sanctions for violating the SWF's Wellness Policy in 2013, and had been a major source of locker room heat for practically his entire seven-year run with the company. Scott, however, claims that that's all behind him now.

"I drink two bottles of beer with the boys, twice a week, but never more than that. I'm always at the gym and every morning, I run or bike around the neighborhood. I don't do steroids anymore, and I'm just stalked [sic] to be back in the big-time," said the Smacker. "I'm excited as to what storylines Tommy (Cornell) has planned for me, though I do hope to replace Bryan Vessey and Wolf ("Drew" on SWF programming) Hawkins on the Syndicate."

Truthfully, Scott, we aren't so sure that's going to happen, because the Syndicate has just added Jay Chord, while Joey Minnesota has defected over to the bad guys as a possible challenger to Rocky Golden for the TCW World title. Either way you look at it, Big Smack Scott would be the odd man out in a stable featuring Chord, Minnesota, Tommy Cornell and Rick Law, though he may find himself getting along well with the likes of Chord and Minnesota when it comes to backstage trouble...

Big Roguey · September 27, 2013

Oh. My. God.

TCW have went insane, haven't they?

3rdStringPG · September 27, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So when exactly will Edd Stone do the keg stand during the locker room meeting?</div></blockquote> Hmmmm...who knows? Maybe in the locker room meeting where we find out whom Bryan Vessey is mentoring as his protege? <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Oh. My. God. TCW have went insane, haven't they?</div></blockquote> Desperate times call for desperate measures. And those apparently include hiring the Smacker, who is the antithesis of workrate-centric wrestling. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Psycho Sam · September 27, 2013

Well...what to do about that movie, eh? Cornell would be pissed if Big Smack Scott showed up n an SWF made movie...

3rdStringPG · September 27, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Well...what to do about that movie, eh? Cornell would be pissed if Big Smack Scott showed up n an SWF made movie...</div></blockquote> The film was shot while the Smacker was employed by PSW, and I've slated it to open in November or December, so...it looks like BSS will be pulling a Rick Rude of sorts - working in TCW while appearing in a direct-to-video movie produced by the SWF. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Done with the Supreme TV promos (always the hardest to write), so I've got the matches and the angle descriptions (always the most time-consuming) still pending. I like the chances of Supreme TV getting posted on Sunday, so here it is...last call for predictions! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

3rdStringPG · September 30, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Tuesday, October 22, 2013 Allstate Arena (Illinois, Great Lakes) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hawkins Promo (90/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> Supreme TV starts with Drew Hawkins in the ring, mic in hand, and Peter Michaels decrying his and Bryan Vessey's actions while at the same time putting them over as two fine additions in terms of wrestling skill. "If they learn to respect the pecking order we have here in Supreme," says Michaels, "then I don't see why either Bryan Vessey or Drew Hawkins should not hold a major title. They aren't raging madmen like Tom Gilmore, and they aren't decadent rock stars and poor role models like Jack Bruce, after all!" Hawkins - AOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! (pauses) Oops, sorry. Wrong year. And WRONG PROMOTION! After years of trying to break free from the teacher, the student has finally stood up for himself and done his own thing, which is walkin' away from a cheap-ass contract offer and goin' where the money is, which is the Supreme...Wrestling...Federation. You know something, SWF Galaxy, Tommy Cornell pulled a whole lotta s--- back when I was his protege. Callin' me "Wolf" because, you know, I was like that damn Duran Duran song, Hungry Like the Wolves. Havin' me HOWL like a wolf and insistin' that that man (points to Jason Azaria) call me TEEN WOLF. Yeah, even when I was 21, 22, and a bigger wheel than ever on the Syndicate. Talk about riskin' copyright infringement! But most of all, treatin' me like a KID till the age of 27, even as I held the competition's top title for the first time in my life! But for better or for worse, Tommy Cornell taught me one thing, and that's WRESTLING. And that's somethin' you don't get a lot of in this promotion. You get people like Jack Bruce who are all flash, no substance. People like Tom Gilmore, whose talent in the ring I hafta respect...but whose temper tantrums always overshadow whatever skill he has out there. And most of all, people like Christian Faith, who has proven how one man could make a top-rope legdrop and a dumb-as-dirt catchphrase the most quote-unquote "OVER" things in this podunk promotion's history. That one man bein' Christian's real-life best buddy, BFF, runnin' man, whatever you wanna call him - the Chairman himself, Richard Eisen. (pauses as the crowd cheers "WE HAVE FAITH!") Oh, shut up with your havin' faith and what have you. Your faith is blind...and your hero is OVER. Meanin', his career is O-V-E-R, over, done with, finished. Get it? Get it? Just tryin' to make sure, because from what I heard about the SWF, the SWF Galaxy's got a combined IQ that doesn't even crack the double digits. In three more weeks, the SWF will be holdin' its next pay-per-view event, Let the Games Begin. Oh, are we gonna let the games begin, and once we're done, it's gonna be GAME OVER for the SWF. We have come to conquer and divide, SWF Galaxy. Remember those two words - CONQUER AND DIVIDE. Don't know what it means? Go to the SWF App or somethin', that's one thing that Duane Fry is good for...and only one thing! Or check Wikipedia. Google it. YOU WON'T FIND IT, because you'll only know it when we happens...after we have conquered, and divided. And tonight, I am issuing a challenge, on behalf of my colleagues Bryan Vessey, and our third amigo. We are challenging the SWF to send its four best men off to battle, and I don't care if they've been softened up by earlier title matches. We want your four finest workers, Supreme. And if you're wonderin' where we're gonna get our fourth man, he's right there in the locker room, or I dunno, maybe he's at an AARP meeting or at home in Texas watchin' Matlock reruns on the tube. Again, Ricky Dale Johnson, we're just messin' with you, bustin' your balls as that Guido Pangrazzio would put it. We know you came here for the same reasons as we did - because Cornell don't pay peanuts. You helped lead us into the promised land...so why don't you join our band of merry men? The young man, the not-that-young-but-not-that-old man, and the old man. We'd like an older man guidin' us to the "conquer" part of "conquer and divide." And that man is YOU, RDJ. Ditch that wacko Vengeance and go where the grass is greener. BE AN INTERLOPER, RDJ! Hell, that's what all those Internet geeks are callin' us, so why don't I do the same.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Books Hawkins vs Gilmore (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Drew Hawkins' promo is interrupted by the strains of <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/j0ROEEyUpeY?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Atreyu Epic (Lyrics in description)"></iframe></div></div>, and he's riding on his Harley, which surprises Peter Michaels, who claims Faith is not in any physical condition to be in the arena, let alone riding his big bike. Faith still appears to be hurt, hobbling off his bike and walking to ringside to speak to one third of the TCW "Interlopers." Faith - It looks like somebody is making himself a bit too comfortable in his new place of employment. You said a lot of things about me, Drew, and one of those things was about the Leap of Faith. And my trademark line about having Faith. You, young man, are entitled to your own opinion, but all my Faithful know that it was THEY...my fans, my Faithful...who made my move and my line popular. And to them, I am forever indebted. Hawkins - Christian Faith, the Supreme Legend. Shall I call you MISTER Faith like Runaway Train insisted on bein' called MISTER Bowen? Or will Christian do? Hell, you know what to call me, and it sure as hell isn't Wolf. (pauses as the crowd yells "WOLF! WOLF! WOLF!" to irritate the former TCW World Champion) I know you're smarter than these AllState Arena dolts... Faith - Unlike my predecessor, I recognize the pitfalls that great power brings... Hawkins (singing his taunt) - Faith is drunk with power! Faith is drunk with power! Faith - That will be ENOUGH, Drew, because I came here for one reason only. You may have beaten Tom Gilmore, Jack Bruce and Valiant and gotten those contracts, but I wasn't satisfied with Sam Sparrow's officiating. In fact, I have been contemplating a punishment for Sam, because ever since Rich Money had The Almighty Dollar behind him, he's been that proverbial squeaky wheel getting the grease. Tonight, I am booking you against the Supreme Heavyweight champion, Tom Gilmore, but since we have yet to determine one more competitor for the Supreme title match at Let the Games Begin, it will be non-title. Hawkins - The Angry Man? (laughs) Nothin' to worry about, boss man! After all... (speaks in the same low, sage-sounding voice that Faith uses when delivering his catchphrase) ...I...have...faith. Faith - Touche, Drew. Now I believe you've said just about enough. If you would kindly leave the ring and give others a chance to show their stuff tonight? Hawkins leaves the ring on Faith's request, yelling "WE'RE TAKING OVER!" at the announce team as Peter Michaels remains ambivalent about the possibility of a TCW takeover. Duane Fry and Jason Azaria, on the other hand, are wholeheartedly against the "Interlopers", and hope the best for the evening's main event, as Tom Gilmore has as much talent as the two TCW renegades, if not much more than them.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - El Duque Rants About Champion (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpg</div> The announcers then move on to the first match of the night - Nicky Champion vs El Duque Nicolas, and one of the two Nicks - Lopez, that is - is backstage with his tag teammate Paul Huntingdon. Once again, he cuts a Spanglish promo ranting not just about his opponent, but about the "peasants" in the arena. Huntingdon - You'll want to take care out there, Your Highness, because your sort-of namesake is as uncouth and earthy as they get... El Duque - You think I am worried about El Campesino, Nicolas Campeon? Not at all, Senor Huntingdon. Nicolas Campeon may say that he is more than just el nombre, but I, El Duque Nicolas, am authentic Spanish royalty! I have been trained by the maestros of the sport, el deporte de los reyes! It is about time that Senor Eisen has brought me to the flagship program, and about time that the SWF Galaxy, El Galaxia de Campesino y Patan, recognizes what a real Campeon looks like. Huntingdon - I didn't quite understand half of what you said, Your Highness, but if you meant beating the nonexistent class and culture out of Nicky Champion, I'm all for it. (curtsys) After you, Your Royal Majesty.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs El Duque (w/Paul Huntingdon) (68/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpg</div> A real-life standout in the Mexican wrestling scene, pretend Spanish duke El Duque Nicolas ensures that this match goes beyond being a garden-variety squash, using athletic moves off the top rope, though missing badly on a plancha attempt at 1:50. Champion is fully in control for most of the match, and much to Peter Michaels' chagrin, he ends the match with the recently-reinstated Hawkeye Hammer, and threatens to knock Paul Huntingdon out with it when he tries to run in to break the cover. WINNER - Champion in 3:07</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqp1U6RoQaw" rel="external nofollow">Ricky Dale Johnson</a> (w/Vengenace) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KiuBZ5tVE6Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Never Enough"></iframe></div></div> (w/The Eisen Entourage) - Qualifier for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title match at Break Like the Wind (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> While neither Ricky Dale Johnson nor Eric Eisen provide top-flight wrestling - RDJ due to his age and Eisen because, well, he's Eric Eisen - Peter Michaels and Duane Fry are far more interesting with their announce table argument. Fry maintains that RDJ would make a great addition to "Team SWF" at Let the Games Begin, while Michaels insists that Acting Commissioner Christian Faith should not trust an individual like RDJ - after all, he's been with "the competition" since it started, and is seeking to corrupt the SWF from within by bringing his "interloper friends" with him. The match nearly degenerates into all-out chaos when Edd Stone tries to Edd-Fu his way into the match and break up an RDJ cover at around 5:20 - he's able to do that, but he and fellow Entourage cohorts Franklin Huggins and Dozer Smith get chokeslammed outside of the ring by Vengeance! Eisen is able to take advantage and land a Supremacy on RDJ, but the wily veteran wins in the end, countering a Silver Spoon Shock and setting the Supreme Iconoclast up for a Southern Justice. WINNER - RDJ in 8:30. Ricky Dale Johnson to face Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Steve Frehley for the Supreme Heavyweight Title at Let the Games Begin.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Rants About Caulfield (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> It would appear that Brandon James' way of continuing his hardcore feud with Chris Caulfield is by challenging him and his friends to a "traditional" Let the Games Begin match (4 vs 4 tag elimination), and with that said, Duane Fry announces that Chris Caulfield has joined the Pep Rally stable, and now has a full team to work with at Let the Games Begin - Caulfield, Valiant, Jack Giedroyc and Randy Bumfhole. Azaria - Brandon, I mean Mr. James, with two weeks remaining before Let the Games Begin, you have yet to reveal the two new members of The New Chase Agency, nor has Emma Chase done so. Chris Caulfield, on the other hand, made it clear just moments ago, through Twitter, that he has joined forces with Valiant, Jack Giedroyc and Randy Bumfhole as Pep Rally's Hardcore American. Does this, at this point, concern you? James - Mr. Azaria, you have a lot to learn about business strategy. Business, and the business of running an inter-SWF organization, in specific, is more so like a chess match than it is like a game of instinct. One has to map out his plans carefully and evaluate every possible consequence, every ramification, every possible twist and turn or bifurcation on the path towards victory and greatness. Be that as it may, our decision on whom to add to our workforce will come with the same element of surprise, and the same well-thought-out organization as my plans to cash in my Nothing to Lose contract. (points to briefcase) And be that as it may, I am the SWF's future World, or Supreme Heavyweight Champion. Azaria - A lot has also been said about Peter Michaels and his rabid homering whenever you or J. Gordon Reed are in competition. Michaels (from announce table) - Azaria, you idiot, it is not homering! Azaria - Is Peter's endorsement a sign that he is, just like you, Mr. Reed and Ms. Chase, part of the latter's Agency? James - Mr. Michaels is a man whose heroes, such as Christian Faith, have betrayed him, a man whose love for old-fashioned, wholesome wrestling concepts has been insulted time and again by the high school dropout and idol of the masses currently wearing the World Heavyweight title, Mr. Jack Bruce. Any endorsement, as you call it, on the part of Mr. Michaels, is purely coincidental. Azaria - But wouldn't it be hard to claim that, considering that Peter has attempted a few times to interfere against your opponents? James - His help is much appreciated, but our organization does not need it. Azaria (waiting until James is out of earshot) - I still have a hard time believing Mr. Brandon James, but a few things remains clear - Chris Caulfield has accepted the challenge, he's got Pep Rally on his side, and the New Chase Agency is still made up of two men, Brandon James and J. Gordon Reed. Who will be fighting in the corner of The New Chase Agency at Let the Games Begin? We hope to find that out sooner, rather than later.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Vignette (52/D)</div> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZjpnXcGZ9w" rel="external nofollow">Captain Atomic's ring music</a> plays in the background of this vignette, but curiously, we see clips of Hero Squad acting and talking to director Maximillion "Maxie" DeLarge interspersed with images of buxom beach beauties and the logo of "Henry J. Ackerman Productions"! It's slowly becoming clearer what kind of outfit the hitherto unseen "H.A." is running, but for now, this vignette promises the return of Hero Squad to the SWF "this November", and a "more heroic squad than ever" and a "Hero Squad that daddy and mommy can appreciate." Hmmmm...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Fly Boys (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">The Awesomeness</a> © (w/Alanis Springsteen) - non-title match (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> Jason Azaria's "little fact" for this match is that The Awesomeness have decided to put their tag titles on the line against any team that could beat them, but to hold this match before the PPV, because their plan is to show they can work with other tag teams by forming a four-man unit for Let the Games Begin. As such, The Fly Boys don't seem like a very likely candidate to get that title shot, and Huey Cannonball is especially on his game, landing a released German suplex on Donnie J, who sells the move expertly - he's one of the best in that area! Donnie J keeps on selling as the match continues, as Huey and Jefferson Stardust repeatedly deny him the tag, ignoring Darren Smith's warnings and even scoring a Shock and Awe at around 6:00. Stardust, who's the legal man at that point, spends a bit too much time gloating and air-guitar playing, as Donnie J kicks out of that move, and manages to tag James Prudence in the nick of time! Prudence totally unloads on both Cannonball and Stardust, and after knocking Cannonball off the apron, DDTs Stardust to set him up for the Prudential Pain Plan. Stardust taps out frantically, and it's too late for either Cannonball or Alanis Springsteen to stop the upset! WINNERS - The Fly Boys in 7:48. The Fly Boys to receive title shot against The Awesomeness before Let the Games Begin.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About RDJ (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> Backstage, Angry Gilmore is talking to his wife Jessie about the latter talking to Ricky Dale Johnson, a man being accused by most of the locker room of taking his friends (actually storyline rivals) Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins to Supreme and leading them to run rampant on the SWF roster. There doesn't seem to be anyone as skeptical against RDJ than Gilmore, and for now, he doesn't have the uncharacteristic voice of reason Jack Bruce to speak sensibly about RDJ - "right now Jack Bruce is playing a concert with his band, teaching the kids of Chicago to do drugs, have sex before marriage and use a fake ID to purchase booze from the 7-11," explains Peter Michaels. Jessie - Tom, honey, Ricky Dale Johnson approached me after his match and he says he's looking forward to your match at Let the Games Begin... Gilmore - He is? That rabble-rouser is lookin' forward to me puttin' the fear of Gilmore into him at Let the Games Begin? WELL, I'M GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT I THINK ABOUT HIS KIND COMIN' IN TO THE SWF AND DRAGGIN' ALL HIS NO-GOODNIK FRIENDS WITH HIM TO THE COMPANY!!! You know who I'm talkin' about, Jessie. Bryan Vessey...Drew Hawkins...and who knows, maybe that punk Eric Eisen is also gettin' thick with those guys... Jessie - Tom, I hate to tell you this, but maybe you're getting paranoid about this whole invasion from the competition. I personally think Hawkins and Vessey and that friend of theirs are acting on their own. Ricky may be a fierce and relentless competitor, but he's a perfectly nice guy! Gilmore - Not in my book he ain't...and if you weren't my wife, Jessica...if you weren't my wife... Jessie - It's about me saying that you might be paranoid, right? Gilmore - I just don't wanna talk about it, okay? Leave me alone. Tom Gilmore ends this segment by storming off, leaving Jessie wondering why her husband is more "angry" than he usually is...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Royal Pains Refuse The Awesomeness Alliance (56/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NicolasLopezALT_zpsfe24f5fc.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Aristocrat_alt1-1_zps6f4f6826.jpg</div> Meanwhile, the just-defeated Awesomeness are looking for somebody to team with for their Let the Games Begin match, and one of the teams they approach are The Royal Pains, El Duque and Paul Huntingdon. Apparently, they don't seem that interested... Cannonball - So we've been beaten by those surfin' birds from California which is so like the Beach Boys rockin' harder than KISS, and that's, like, total blasphemy considerin' that you don't mess with...those guys. Can't name-check them, y'know, because they might ask us for money and stuff... Stardust (singing) - I...WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT...AND PARTY EVER-Y DAAAAAYYYY!!!!! Cannonball - Shut...up! No wonder Bobby insists on doin' all the backing vocals himself! Huntingdon - You'll have to make it quick, peasant. I haven't got all day! Stardust - As Huey was saying, we want you and His Royal Highness, El Duque Nicolas,to join us as we go 4-on-4 at Let the Games Begin against The Fly Boys...and whomever they have in mind..oh, I dunno, The Parts Unknown? The Psychedelic Soul Brothers? Cannonball - ...or High Concept. GIVE ME A BREAK!!! (laughs out loud) Huntingdon - Blue bloods and illiterate, uncouth rock star wannabes do not fraternize with each other. Consider your offer rejected. And for the love of the Royal Family, Awesomeness, will you please take a bath first before even thinking of talking to us? (waves his hand to suggest The Awesomeness really smell as bad as they do) Filthy troglodytes... El Duque - El hombres de la cavernas! Que barbaridad! Stardust - Muchos gracias for el wasted time, El Duque. And thank you for absolutely bloody nothing, Huntingdon! We'll find ourselves someone else to team with! Well, that's the end of that, I guess...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qOfkpu6749w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="John Mellencamp - Pink Houses"></iframe></div></div> (w/Pep Rally) © vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cpbbuaIA3Ds?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Money - Pink Floyd HD (Studio Version)"></iframe></div></div> (w/The New Chase Agency) - non-title match (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Last time these men faced each other, "dollar signs" were still in vogue and Jack Bruce was caught in the Thrill of the Chase. Now Brandon James is facing Valiant in a non-title match as part of the recently-expanded Chase Agency vs Pep Rally feud, and this match has the complexion of a hardcore match, without the weapons - both James and Valiant are very, VERY stiff with their attacks. Valiant's new, more aggressive style seems to be paying off, and he uses his power to offset the size disadvantage, pinning James following a high cross body at 4:50. James kicks out, and does so again after Valiant uses the ropes to land an elbow drop on his fallen foe. The match comes with a number of twists and turns and false finishes, including a Big Money Move at 8:00 that Valiant kicks out of, but the real drama is saved for the latter part of the match, as Ms. Emma Chase distracts Ric Young and allows J. Gordon Reed to run in and bash Valiant with James' Nothing to Lose Briefcase. This prompts Chris Caulfield to run in on behalf of Valiant, but he makes the mistake of Danger Dropping Reed in the ring and still being in there as Young realizes what's going on! Young is confused and doesn't know if he should call it a double-DQ, disqualify James or disqualify Valiant, but Michaels' yells of "CAULFIELD DID IT!" are enough for Young to award the match to Big Money as the fans of Rosemont erupt in a round of boos. WINNER - James in 11:04 by DQ.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valiant and Michaels Argue (55/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpg</div> After the match, Valiant realizes what has happened - Peter Michaels' shout of "CAULFIELD DID IT!!!" prompted Ric Young to call for the bell and disqualify Valiant! The "Honorable American" exits the ring to angrily confront Michaels at the announce table, as Duane Fry and Jason Azaria tease him about possibly biting off more than he can chew... Valiant - What was that about, huh, Peter? Michaels - I did what I had to do, Valiant, and I did it because that garbage wrestler Chris Caulfield is rubbing off on you! The network did NOT appreciate what you were doin' out there! Valiant - You know why I've been upping the ante? You know why I've amped things up over the past couple months? It's not in any way because of John Anderson. It's because sometimes, nice guys, nice, plain-vanilla guys like what I used to be, finish last. Honor and patriotism will always be the values I stand up for more than anything else, but they can only take you so far if you don't have drive, intensity and aggression, or worse, if you allow yourself to be pushed around. And I sure as heck won't be pushed around by you... Michaels - You have some nerve to talk to the Dean of SWF Announcers like that! Whatever happened to the old, flag-wavin', crowd-pleasin', baby-kissin' Valiant? All I see now is a bargain-basement Bubbles the Clown wannabe who's just about as hardcore as your ex-girlfriend Hannah was loyal to you! What's the matter, Val...you channelin' your heartbreak through rage? Huh? Huh? Huh? Having taken enough, Valiant whomps Michaels in the face with a stiff punch, knocking him and his chair to the ground as Duane Fry and Jason Azaria silently give Valiant a look that says it all - it serves Michaels right! Valiant - That was downright dishonorable, Peter.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Benson Impersonates Enhancement Eddie (38/D-)</div> Next up is TCW Interloper Bryan Vessey taking on a man who came over from TCW without having to use any force - Elmo Benson. And once again, Benson is impersonating Tommy Cornell's lookalike cousin Edward, who now wrestles under the gimmick of Enhancement Eddie - a jobber whose gimmick is that of a jobber! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpg</div> "Enhancement Elmo" - All roight! Now Oi hear tha' The Fly Boys have been challenged to a match at Let the Games Begin! And that The Awesomeness has suggested the loikes of The Psoichedelic Soul Brothas or The Parts Unknown, or those two talented Canadians, the Hoigh, er...Make 'em Better Canucks! Well, here's how it's gonna be. Oi, Enhancement Elmo, and me' good mate Gregorio Giabroni, are willin' to help The Fly Boys out against The Awesomeness and their team, but first, Oi've got a job to do against this old fart who doesn't give a shite about how he woulda been nothin' if not for moy cousin. And that job is...THE JOB! They don't call me Enhancement Elmo for nothin'!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div> (w/"Haley Ham 'n' Egger" and "Gregorio Giabroni") vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qe_vIiVnq5o?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="WHORES final cut"></iframe></div></div> (w/Drew Hawkins) (81/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpg</div> Bryan Vessey is not at all amused by Elmo Benson's impersonation of his former boss' cousin, and lets him know that, using his dizzying array of suplexes to confound the fun-loving High Concept member. A Full Nelson Suplex at 3:30 nearly gives Vessey the win, and as he argues with referee Jez McArthuer, "Enhancement Elmo" recovers, and is even able to launch a flying rana at 6:00 that Vessey kicks out of. "Enhancement Elmo" uses that move to work the crowd at Allstate Arena, and after ducking several Vessey attacks, he goes for his finisher, the Shockwave from Next Year. Vessey dodges that as "Enhancement Elmo" crumples to the ground, and wraps up his foe in a Furusawa Arm Bar...Elmo, despite the frantic cheering of his High Concept colleague Greg "Gregorio Giabroni" Black and their manager Haley "Ham 'n' Egger" Buck, taps out as the one-time "Mr. All-Everything" of TCW remains undefeated in the SWF... WINNER - B. Vessey in 7:47</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Considers Faith Alliance (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Ricky Dale Johnson is now in Christian Faith's office, talking to the Acting Commissioner as he lays out his plans for Let the Games Begin and announces his lineup and backup lineup for Team SWF. Faith - So here's the plan, and since Drew Hawkins wants the best we've got, we're going with the following men for Team SWF - Jack Bruce, Tom Gilmore, Vengeance, and yourself. I considered Rich Money, but unless he's willing to look out for anybody else aside from himself, he's off the list. Remo is on strike and so are the rest of Richie Pangrazzio's All-Stars, but he's got a reputation as a bait-and-switch master. I wouldn't trust him either. And do not get me started on Steve Frehley. So with that in mind, the most likely backups, should anyone be too tired or hurt from their previous match to compete, will be Nicky Champion, myself, Des Davids and Joshua Taylor. RDJ - That's impressive,Christian. You've really got everythin' planned as early as now. As for me, I'd really prefer to join your team rather than the Interlopers, or whatever Drew wants to call 'em. Faith - I'm simply trying to do right where my predecessor failed to do so. But this isn't permanent. Who knows if they're gonna keep me around as Commish? But while I'm still in charge, I might as well make hay while the sun is shining. RDJ - I do have a bit of a concern, though. Faith - It must be about Tom Gilmore. I understand, Ricky... RDJ - I've tried my best to show my respect for the man. But he still accuses me of leadin' those two out here! You know it wasn't my plan, right? You know that I signed legit with Mr. Eisen and came here to join Vengeance in takin' the trash outta this joint, right? Faith - That's one problem with people in general, Ricky. For one reason or another, they may not be too willing to trust their fellow man. But if you have faith, if you stick to your guns and show 'em you're on their side, then you'll probably win that locker room over. RDJ - To be honest with you, Christian, winnin' the boys over isn't as important as rightin' those wrongs and defendin' my new home against those Hollyweird varmints. I already tried bein' nice to Gilmore - multiple times. I already explained myself once more than I should have, and if he doesn't want to work with me, if he wants to continue antagonizin' me, then we might have a problem. One of us may have to go from the team. That, Christian, is my one and only concern. Faith - Understood. But can you promise me one thing? (pauses) Don't join those Interlopers. I'm sure you understand how distrustful most people backstage, and not just Tom, are of you right now. You don't want to make a bad thing worse. RDJ - You have my word, Christian. (extends his hand) You can trust me on it.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Dysfunctional Bumfholes Segment/Video Game Commercial (62/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpg</div> Randy Bumfhole is up next in action versus Rich Money as the latter hopes to qualify for the World Heavyweight title match against Jack Bruce and Nicky Champion, and this next segment with The Zim is a tie-in with 401K Sports' latest SWF video game title, SWF 2014. And it all starts with Randy B. in the locker room playing an advance copy of the game on an Xbox 360... The Zim - Hey! I didn't know you can download KP Avatar and Remmy Skye for SWF 2014! You playin' in single-player mode? Man, that is BORING, Rand-meister! Who did you have The Psychedelic Soul Brothers beat... (takes a look at the TV screen) WHA-AAAAAAAT?!?!?? Rich Money and The Zim? R. Bumfhole - That's right, Zimmy, SWF 2014 will launch in November for present- and next-generation consoles, with over 50 SWF Superstars and 30 SWF Legends, plus a special DLC pack that includes select High Stakes rookies from Seasons 1 and 2, additional SWF Legends, and select up-and-comers such as the PSB's, Cameron Vessey and Calum Nelson! Only $59.95 for SWF 2014, $19.95 for the DLC. (pauses when he realizes he's talking to his estranged brother) What are you doing here, Zimmy? The Zim - Why, I'm just wishin' my beloved little brother the best o' luck against Rich Money! Even if you lose to him in, like, 15 minutes, at least you're denyin' him of a World title shot! R. Bumfhole - Look here, BROTHER, and that reminds me, SAM STRONG is goin' to be making his first appearance on an SWF video game! You can pick him as part of The 1980s - The Cartoon Era... The Zim - WHOA! THE Sam Strong, on SWF 2014! Coolness! Now how about I give this game a spin and play as The Zim, the Sexual American and former Chase Agency boy-toy. Nah, I think I'm gonna play as our Acting Commish, Christian Faith, circa 1999. The 1990s - The SWF Swagger Era! No, on second thought, I'm gonna create a Hyper-Sexual American...an Uber-Zim...a wrestler with his stats at 99 across the board... R. Bumfhole - Knock yourself out, Zimmy. As for me, I've got a match to win. WOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!!!!! GOOOOOOO, RANDY!!!! Good thing SWF 2014 has managers too. Dawn the Cheerleader. Jessie. Emma Chase. (winks at The Zim as he mentions Ms. Chase's name) Even Louie the Worm Williams if you're playing in the SWF Swagger Era mode! Just make sure you're done playin' when I'm done pullin' a fast one on the Moneyman. Two-player mode is next...the Fun-Loving American versus... The Zim - The Zim? (makes pelvic thrust gestures) BOO-YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! R. Bumfhole - ...versus The Zim, controlled by the Hardcore American, Chris Caulfield. (walks away) The Zim - THE NERVE OF THAT CHEERLEADER OF YOURS TO PICK CHRIS, AND NOT ME!!!! I'm your brother, Randy...blood is thicker than water, remember that! You guys are so no-contesting at Let the Games Begin...YOU HEARD ME, NO-CONTESTING!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> This is Rich Money's second chance to qualify for the SWF World Heavyweight title match at Let the Games Begin, and this time, he has 12, instead of 15 minutes to defeat his opponent for tonight, if he wants to make it a three-way. And it's just right that he get a tougher opponent in Randy Bumfhole, who uses his athleticism and guile to make things tough for the Moneyman. Money, on his end, tries to slow Bumfhole down with his usual array of rest holds, but pays for that at 5:30 when Randy B. escapes from a Money wrist lock and kicks him in the gut to set up a Bumfhole Buster! The crowd celebrates this move, but Bumfhole ends up celebrating too much as Money kicks out after a two-count. At this point, we might as well mention that Sam Sparrow is the referee in this match... That means Money, who lands a Dollars from Heaven at 8:20 and comes close to winning again at 9:50 with an S.T.O., gets a slightly faster count from Sparrow, but Money thinks it isn't slow enough, letting his "referee of choice" know that that's the case following the last pin attempt. With Money angry and his focus thrown off, Bumfhole sees an advantage, slipping off a Money neckbreaker and landing one of his own, and going for a cover on the Moneyman after a flying knee drop. Money kicks out, but since it's now 12:30 in the match, that means he's got one chance remaining to qualify for the title match! Sparrow tries to help Money again by counting slow, and when Bumfhole contests this, Money regains control, and eventually connects on another Dollars from Heaven to win this match, though at 13:30-something, it's too little, too late. WINNER - Money in 13:37</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jessie Gets Ready (55/D+)</div> Tom Gilmore's wife Jessie looks very tense as the evening's main event kicks off, and according to Duane Fry, the "tension is very palpable, as Tom and Jessie Gilmore have not exchanged a word since that conversation they had about RDJ." "You can cut it with a knife," adds Jason Azaria. Peter Michaels, on the other hand, says that the Gilmores aren't talking to each other because they're afraid of what the Interlopers have in store for tonight's Gilmore vs Drew Hawkins match...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> © (w/Jessie) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ySjXFjLTagQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief"></iframe></div></div> (w/Bryan Vessey) - non-title match (89/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> While Bryan Vessey may have had it easy by drawing Elmo Benson in his singles debut in the SWF, Drew Hawkins (who's ironically entering to a song by Wolfmother) has a tough cookie in the form of Tom "Angry" Gilmore, who appears focused and stoic in this match, hardly acknowledging the SWF Galaxy or his wife and manager Jessie. Despite a fast start, Gilmore soon finds himself in trouble, tripped from outside the ring by Vessey as Hawkins starts gaining control - the former TCW World Champion uses a number of painful-looking moves, including a surfboard on a seated Gilmore at 3:50 and a Fame Dropper at 5:20, and is in charge until the ninth minute of the match. At this point, both men are outside the ring, and right where Vessey wants Gilmore to be - the ornery Texan varmint lands a Super Vessey Plex on Gilmore and that's about all Shane Stones can take, as he tells Vessey to take his business to the locker room lest he risk Hawkins getting disqualified. With Vessey exiled to the locker room, it's now strictly mano y mano in the second half of the match, and Gilmore starts making the strong babyface comeback by evading a Full Moon Rising and using his devastating legsweep to take Hawkins down! It takes a while for Gilmore to recover, but when he does, he's got the entire Rosemont crowd behind him, repeatedly punching and kicking Hawkins and going for a Sky High Elbow at 13:30. Stones counts, but Hawkins kicks out at the last split-second! Gilmore's comeback ends at around 15:00 as Hawkins slips out of the Anger Management and lands a reverse DDT neckbreaker on the SWF's Original Straight-Edge Superstar! Gilmore kicks out, and this results in a few minutes of open offense and neither man in a definite position to beat the other... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpg</div> At 19:00, Hawkins has just knocked Gilmore out of the ring with a clothesline, and is standing in there leisurely, hoping for a count-out, when these two men are shown on the Supreme-Tron brawling it out in the parking lot and Jack Bruce seemingly enjoying the upper hand - this looks to have been a case of Bruce heading to Allstate to take revenge on Bryan Vessey for costing the SWF's team the six-man tag against the Interlopers and Eric Eisen! Hawkins leaves the ring to aid Vessey, and as Gilmore still struggles to reenter the ring, both competitors are counted out of the match. WINNER - Nobody. Gilmore and Hawkins counted out at 19:57.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Parking Lot Brawl (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> It's now Men Unda Pressure vs Interlopers at the Allstate Arena parking lot, and after Drew Hawkins arrives at the parking lot to make it 2-on-1 versus Bruce, Tom "Angry" Gilmore realizes what's going on and ignores his wife Jessie to stick up for his fellow Man Unda Pressure and main event champion! But after Gilmore is able to equalize things and send the Interlopers backing off, the announcers are shocked to hear Gilmore berate Bruce for "dropping the ball" on the last Supreme TV! Bruce says he came to the Allstate Arena after his concert to "fight for the SWF", and that the Men Unda Pressure, as always, have successfully stood up for Supreme. Gilmore gives Bruce a dressing down about "staying focused" and "rising above", because had he not done so last week, the Interlopers wouldn't have gotten hired by the SWF. He then walks away angrily, leaving the announcers wondering whether the Men Unda Pressure's core duo could coexist should they remain on Team SWF at Let the Games Begin...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 87/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 79/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.86 (New Record) Trending on Twitter - #Interlopers #MenUndaPressure #WhoDroppedTheBall #DrewHawkins #BryanVessey #TeamSWF #TCWTakeover #RDJ</div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · September 30, 2013

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers? Sam Strong? Chris Freaking Caulfield? I'm in! Just wait until they get a PC Version, though. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Also, H.A is definitely Maxmillion DeLarge. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

3rdStringPG · September 30, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The Psychedelic Soul Brothers? Sam Strong? Chris Freaking Caulfield? I'm in! Just wait until they get a PC Version, though. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Also, H.A is definitely Maxmillion DeLarge. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Like Rockstar does these days with GTA, "401K Sports" will probably wait months before releasing a PC version. Wait a minute...they probably won't. AFAIK 2K Sports' NBA 2K14 is launching for PC at the same time as it would be for Xbox 360 and PS3, but anyway, enough about real-life and diary video game maker parallels, and on with the show! The quasi-reality show, that is... <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (NOTE - Good thing I edited this before posting. I nearly typed Darren Smith's name as "Darren Young"... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ) SWF High Stakes Wednesday, October 23, 2013 Marion Memorial Coliseum (Ohio, Great Lakes) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids (ELIMINATED) Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase/J. Gordon Reed Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jett Wins Mentor's Poll (32/E)</div> It looks like Jacob Jett now has two Mentor's Poll wins to his name, as Rory McCallum calls him out first with High Stakes kicking off! He is followed by, in order of ranking, Casey Valentine, The Architect, Justin Sensitive, then this week's Bottom 3 - Rodney Ekuma, Masked Cougar and Alan Parent. Jett once again thanks his mentor Tom "Angry" Gilmore for the support, though he says off-the-record, when asked about the "TCW Takeover", that Ricky Dale Johnson is a "mighty fine signing" and that he hopes he and Vengeance would make the Interlopers, Bryan Vessey, Drew Hawkins, and their third man, regret hopping onto the SWF. This provokes a round of derision from the heel rookies, particularly Justin Sensitive and The Architect. Masked Cougar tells Jett that "with all due respect, I think that RDJ is bad news," and everyone starts verbally piling on Jett before McCallum calls for order. He announces the first match of the night - Ekuma vs Sensitive - and says that Jett will have the night off as a reward for winning the Week 7 Mentor's Poll - he won't be in any matches, and participation in challenges will be mandatory. MENTOR'S POLL WINNER - Jett, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Rodney Ekuma (w/Nicky Champion) vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (29/E)</div> It's officially war between Rodney Ekuma and Nicky Champion, as Jerry Eisen says, as Nicky Champion said before the show that he's done all he could to mold his rookie into a future star, but he simply doesn't have the attitude needed to make it in Supreme. Peter Michaels says that that's all bull, that Ekuma could scare the bejeezus outof the Interlopers with his size and strength, but Ekuma can't quite put Justin Sensitive away with the Hawaiian Crush like he normally would. Sensitive kicks out of that finisher, and works off a Stevie distraction on referee Darren Smith, as Mainstream hits Ekuma with the Foreign Object of Desire! Champion tries to run Stevie and Mainstream off, but instead ends up costing Ekuma the match! Champion tries to contest the DQ with Smith, but it's all for naught as Sensitive, despite being around a hundred pounds lighter than Ekuma, walks away with the win. WINNER - Sensitive in 5:23. Justin Sensitive gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes "How Well Do I Know My Mentor" Challenge (36/D+)</div> Like the last season's version, it's three questions for each rookie - the rookie's answer to the question must match the one his mentor had written down, and McCallum describes this as the challenge that could be a lot of fun if your mentor does indeed know you well and vice versa, but a potential challenge to rookie-mentor relations if that's not the case. With that,the rookies answer the questions, in order of how they placed at the last Mentor's Poll. QUESTION #1 - What was your mentor's first impression of you when he first saw you? Jett - An underdog. Gilmore - Underdog/future Champion. Valentine - Better than my uncle Peter. Huggins - Fresh blood for Entourage. Architect - THE CHAMPION OF ARCHITECT STAKES! Taylor - A weirdo. Sensitive - Fourth member of the Partay Dudez. Stevie - 4th member of THE BIGGEST OVERNIGHT SENSATIONS SINCE JUSTIN BIEBER, BAYBAY-BAYBAY-BAYBAYYYYYY!!!! Cougar - Someone with potential. Chase - Bad for business. Ekuma - Better than him. Champion - Work in progress. Parent - A promising rookie. Anderson - Mama's boy. Question #2 - According to your mentor, what's your number one strength? Valentine - Versatility. Huggins (deliberately misspelled) - Vertasility. Architect - THE ARCHITECT has every strength in the book including strength in itself! Taylor - Good on the mic. Sensitive - Entertainment. Stevie - Entertainment, and nothing but! Ekuma - These questions are stupid. Champion - Strength. (crossed out) If u don't shape up, Rodney, so are you. Cougar - Aerial skills. Chase - He can fly. Parent - Submission skills. Anderson - The kid's hopeless! Jett - I think it'll have to be hard work. Gilmore - Hard work. Question #3 - What does your mentor think is your biggest area for improvement? Architect - THE ARCHITECT has no areas for improvement! Taylor - His arrogance. Sensitive - Mainsteve and Stevestream keep tellin' me that I'm just like Alan Pah-runt. Y'know, too nice? Stevie - Too nice. Ekuma - Temper. Champion - Temper. Cougar - I need help with my brawling. Chase - EVERYTHING but flying. Parent - My power's always been my number-one weakness... Anderson (still with the same answer on his whiteboard) - The kid's hopeless! Jett - Just like Alan...I probably need to become stronger. Gilmore - HEIGHT. Valentine - I'm a jack of all trades, master of none. 'Swhat Frank keeps tellin' me. Huggins - Hmmm, too versatile? The results are in, and only Sensitive got a perfect 3/3 score; Jett and Valentine got 2/3, Ekuma and Cougar 1/3 and Architect and Parent 0/3. The two main Partay Dudez do a celebratory dance near Aegalaeus, and Justin Sensitive boogies out of the ring to join Mainstream and Stevie in the post-challenge dance number! Still, Sensitive has a ways to go in the immunity point chart, these being his first points accrued through a challenge. CHALLENGE WINNER - Sensitive, two points. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore and Jett Argue (52/D)</div> Following the last challenge, Tom Gilmore and Jacob Jett are arguing backstage, as Jett seems upset that Gilmore considered "height" as a weakness. Gilmore counters, saying that he isn't just straight-edge, but a straight-shooter - he calls things as he sees 'em, and height, whether he likes it or not, will be an area for improvement. Jett says that he's got to deal with the cards dealt him, and that hard work will always pay off in the end, storming off angrily. But he's not the only one angry - Gilmore now realizes that he is a "Man Unda Stress" (as Peter Michaels describes him), and that the stress of the TCW Takeover is causing him to think illogically. He proceeds to thrash his part of the locker room, screaming "WHY?!?!??" repeatedly as he blames himself for Jett losing the chalenge when they could have at least forced a tiebreaker with Justin Sensitive and the Partay Dudez. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valentine Gets Ready (19/E)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Nick "The Architect" Wright (w/Joshua Taylor) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (32/E)</div> And now we've got another match pitting two men of similar alignment, as we have a second heel vs heel singles match! But once again, the mentors are on opposing sides of the coin - Josh Taylor a babyface, Franklin Huggins a heel. The Architect spends most of the match trying to work Casey Valentine's knee, kicking on it, using submission holds on it, totally abusing it. He also screams "I AM THE ARCHITECT!!!" following a facebuster, but fails to get an early pin. The Architect, however, pays for his overconfidence, as Valentine counters a Butterfly Lock attempt (yes, Arch is using his mentor's submission!) and blasts his fellow cocky youngster with a Deep Impact. WINNER - Valentine in 5:42. Casey Valentine gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Capture the Flag Challenge (19/E)</div> Rory McCallum is right outside of Aegalaeus Position as he explains the next challenge - Capture the Flag. Each rookie has to sprint from the start/finish line, grab the ladder outside the ring, set it up inside, climb up to capture the flag, fold the ladder, then run back to the yellow line. And the results are: 1. The Architect - 26.0 2. Parent - 26.5 3. Cougar - 26.8 4. Sensitive - 27.1 5. Valentine - 28.4 6. Ekuma - 29.9 7. Jett - 35.6 What's most interesting here is how Jett appears to be very much out of it, obviously still upset over Gilmore calling "height" an "area for improvement" when he normally wouldn't do such a thing had he not been stressed. Gilmore, who had guested on commentary with Peter Michaels, Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron, hangs his head down, while Michaels is too scared to speak negatively about Jett - not only is his girlfriend in the announce table, but also his mentor! CHALLENGE WINNER - The Architect, two immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent (w/John Anderson) vs Masked Cougar (w/Ms. Emma Chase and J. Gordon Reed) (35/E)</div> John Anderson now joins Michaels, Eisen and Cameron at the announce table, and when asked why he's sitting in on commentary and not supporting his rookie, Anderson says that some people are just impossible to teach. Michaels agrees to this, as Parent appears to be smiling while locking Masked Cougar in a crude-looking gogoplata! "That's Kudo judo!", says Parent enthusiastically as Masked Cougar breaks free. This babyface match continues with Cougar controlling the third to sixth minute, but a missed Cougar Pounce allows Parent to lock Cougar in at 6:30 with the Parental Abuse! Unfortunately, Anderson just sits back as Ms. Chase distracts Shane Stones by trying to step in - that allows J. Gordon Reed to land a Stock Market Crash on Parent, and Masked Cougar to reluctantly cover the goody-goody rookie from Quebec! Masked Cougar wins it, and extends his hand to Parent while apologizing, which the latter, of course, accepts. WINNER - Cougar in 7:13 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Rants About Parent (66/C+)</div> Being interviewed backstage by Eve Runcord, John Anderson explains why he just left his rookie Alan Parent out there despite J. Gordon Reed and Emma Chase's attempts to give their rookie Masked Cougar a win. Anderson says the most insulting thing he could possibly say about a High Stakes rookie, calling Parent's last two wins a "fluke", and hardly representative of Season 2's most hopeless (that word again) and impossible-to-teach talent. Anderson also hints that he's got a couple students who have learned their lessons well, and when Runcord asks if those students happen to be Valiant and Hannah, he has these words to say... Anderson - Weren't you paying attention? Valiant refused to, and refuses to pay his tuition, and now he's on the outs with the Dean, Peter Michaels. Hannah's been my ONLY successful student who's still employed by Supreme, but my do-what-you-feel lessons have just touched a couple of others, so you'll just have to wait for that... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ekuma Gets Ready (15/E)</div> Next up for tonight is Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed, but Rodney Ekuma doesn't appear interested in being in his mentor's corner - he just glares intensely at the camera before wrecking it as the announcers start hyping the evening's final encounter. <div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (70/C+)</div> In this match, Peter Michaels says for the first time that he's rooting for Rich Money to make the World title match into a three-way dance, because Jack Bruce is the wrong kind of role model for the youth of the SWF Galaxy, and Nicky Champion is a guy who's forgotten where he came from - the "wrestlin' black hole of Miami, Florida", meaning USPW. Michaels spends the entire match finding bones to pick with Champion, criticizing his arrogant third-person promos, his lack of variety when it comes to wrestling moves (following what has to be the nth clothesline/splash combo from Champion) and the slipshod job he has done in mentoring Rodney Ekuma. Champion allows Reed to get some offense in the middle, but Reed couldn't quite pull off the Stock Market Crash (formerly the Crash Diet), and ends up eating a Hawkeye Hammer from the big guy. WINNER - Champion in 8:43 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Elimination (44/D-)</div> Again, the Bottom 3 of the last Mentor's Poll are with Rory McCallum in the ring, as the head trainer/authority figure/High Stakes host explains the factors that may determine whether these three would stay or go... Rodney Ekuma - Rodney, you've got a killer look and your power and size are second to none in this season of High Stakes. But you're the exact opposite of Alan Parent - while Alan tries to make friends with everyone, you seem to be trying to be enemies with everyone. Sure, you can be tough and surly, but what you're doing is plain overkill. Masked Cougar - I'm honestly befuddled as to why you're ranked so low, but if you have something you need to work on, it's mic work and charisma. Just keep up the good work, and here's hoping you get to stick around longer. Alan Parent - Alan, you can't keep on relying on the people of Drummondville forever! Your fan support is overwhelming, but these mentors, to be honest, can't take much more of your goody-goody "let's be friends" attitude and your utter lack of improvement. After assessing each of the three, McCallum says that the mentors and fans are both in favor of having Masked Cougar stay. Parent's got a lot of fan support, but he doesn't know how much longer that could negate the lack of approval he has from the mentors - but he's got at least one more week to work on his weaknesses, and there are many. Ekuma's attitude, as it turns out, is his downfall with both fans and mentors, and McCallum says that it is with deep regret that he announces his elimination from the competition. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ekuma Beats Down on Champion and McCallum (79/B)</div> Masked Cougar and Alan Parent wisely back off, because hell hath no fury than an angry, 330-pound Hawaiian eliminated! Rodney Ekuma doesn't bother to shake anybody's hand, not the least Nicky Champion, as he lays him out with a stiff short-arm clothesline, and takes Rory McCallum out with a Hawaiian Crush! Security has to be called to ringside as Ekuma proves near-impossible to control. "That's what you get when you eliminate a man who had the look, the size, the strength AND the attitude, and save a man with no redeemable qualities except the ability to piss off people with his attempts to make friends," says Peter Michaels. HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 7): Justin Sensitive - 5-2 Casey Valentine - 4-3 Masked Cougar - 4-3 The Architect - 4-3 Jacob Jett - 3-3 Alan Parent - 2-5 Rodney Ekuma - 3-4 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 7) Erick Leigh - 1-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 6) IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 7: Casey Valentine - 8 Nick "The Architect" Wright - 7 Jacob Jett - 6 Justin Sensitive - 4 Rodney Ekuma - 4 (ELIMINATED) Masked Cougar - 2 Erick Leigh - 2 (ELIMINATED) Alan Parent - 1 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 66/C+ All rookies except Masked Cougar were used too much. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.94</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · September 30, 2013

OOC - So who's Bryan Vessey bad-influencing in the locker room? The fact that this segment takes place after High Stakes should provide a bit of a clue... <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Uprising should be up in a few hours from now, hopefully within the next two hours, but if not, then Tuesday morning Eastern time.

<div style="text-align:center;">"An Incre-D-Bol Deal on the Juice"</div>

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Marion Memorial Coliseum

7:00 p.m.

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"You upset little Lisa's grounded? Well, not to worry, my young friend. Cam and myself will take you out for a few. Let's see...strip clubs in Marion, Ohio..."

This was a particularly brutal High Stakes shooting, and it had to be the first I attended for Season 2, as I rejoined the phantom mentor's evaluation team of Robbie Retro and Duane Fry. Alan Parent's attempts to do anything other than imitate Haruki Kudo's holds made for another sucktastic taping, and had the SWF App not been rigged conveniently to have Parent sticking around for a bit, he would have been the first man out. As I heard, Eric Lee (whose name was slightly altered for High Stakes purposes) was chosen as the first man out because he kept complaining about High Stakes being such a bush league show, but Parent stuck around because 1) creative wanted to push him as an underdog and 2) he had made some friends in high places. But had High Stakes been a reality show in its truest sense, Alan would have been long gone by now. Fortunately, Rodney Ekuma, despite the violent outburst from the end of the last episode, was a team player - he didn't mind getting eliminated so early, and it didn't hurt that creative had something waiting for him in November.

Meanwhile, the usual Avatar-Retro-Fry trio was joined by the uncle-and-nephew team of Bryan and Cameron Vessey for this High Stakes only, not to mention Remmy Skye, Ash Campbell and Ronnie Cahill. As you may have guessed, the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers had a gig in the Ohio area, and Cam decided to take his uncle along for the ride. And it looked like Bryan was getting very chummy with Nick Wright, a.k.a. The Architect. Arch was as unconventional outside the ring as he was in it - the guy had a penchant for tattoos and piercings, and since he was tight with me (despite, and BECAUSE OF the Lisa Bowen fiasco), he often talked about his band, the Architects of Your Destruction playing alongside the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers. Still, poor Arch had a bit of heat in the locker room. Some thought of him as p---y-whipped, but his relationship with Lisa was really that unconventional - it was open, and she had carte blanche to play while the Arch was away. For now, though, Lisa and her dad Barry were taking a hiatus from the SWF in an effort to repair their complicated relationship, and that added to Arch's problems - he was afraid she'd return as some sort of Stepford girlfriend or worse, dump him look for someone more stable and level-headed.

In the meantime, I worried about Bryan Vessey being a negative influence to The Architect, and those fears were confirmed a few hours later at...

The Cat House

10:00 p.m.

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"KP, keep your mind off your cell phone and keep your eye on the cue ball, okay? That's the third scratch you've had in, like, the past hour!" While Ash, Cam, Bryan and Arch were in the "adult" section of The Cat House, Remmy, Robbie, Duane and myself were in the more wholesome part of the bar, shooting pool and trying to avoid the temptations of the road. I was the only single person in this group, but for some reason, I decided to shoot some pool and save the adult entertainment for later.

"What can I do, man? That Kathy Neptune just keeps on texting me back," I replied, a few seconds delayed as I was hitting the "send" button on my phone. "When are we gonna have a show in Alabama?"

"Beats me, KP, and I'm afraid to ask. Peter gave me a long talk about my weed use and he didn't look thrilled. As it turns out, the SWF's quietly relaxed its policies on weed, and the most it can get 'ya is fined. As for steroids..."

"...you'll have to remind our good friend Bryan about that," teased Duane Fry. "You'll have to thank me, by the way, for pushing that weed punishments be changed to a series of lectures and fines." Duane smoked up on occasion, and it was indeed no surprise he had convinced Peter and/or Mr. Eisen that the punishments on marijuana use were too strict.

Another hour passed and I was too distracted by Kathy Neptune to play a good game of pool. I excused myself to go watch myself some adult entertainment, and as I expected, the rest of the guys followed suit, promising to look but not touch. I secretly wondered how long they would be able to keep that promise of theirs...

11:30 p.m.

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"So Nick, Arch, or whatever you want me to call you, I can get you a connection. Because, let's face it, man, 210 pounds isn't gonna cut it out there. You need about 20 more pounds on that frame of yours if you wanna be God-pushed as a submission guy. Not to mention, become more believable with your suplexes - I use a lot of 'em, and I can teach you the basics. And that stuff helps your boo-boos heal faster! You play a very physical kinda music. You can get hurt moshin' or stage-divin' like you can get hurt in the ring. So here's the number, just tell the good doctor Bryan referred 'ya, and you're sure to get a sweet deal."

Bryan Vessey took a gulp from his beer and stuck a $20 bill in the stripper's G-string as he emphasized just what kind of deal he was offering The Architect.

"An incre-D-bol deal."

3rdStringPG · September 30, 2013

OOC - Ouch. Accidentally booked Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean in the pre-show when they're supposed to be on strike with Remo and Richie Pangrazzio Jr. Still, it's a YouTube pre-show, and let's just assume it'll be posted during the SWF's "Halloween break." SWF Uprising Sunday, October 27, 2013 All Seasons Arena (Minnesota, Great Lakes) DARK MATCH/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: 100 % Sneaky d. Ben 'n' Glenn Casey via Supreme Stunner in 3:44 (50/D) Joshua Taylor d. "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith via Butterfly Lock in 6:50 (62/C-) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">Robbie Retro vs Koshiro Ino (47/D-)</div> Tonight's Uprising is kicked off by Koshiro Ino heading to the ring with his gimmicked Japanese flag, and he wastes little time on clobbering Robbie Retro, who got a jobber entrance with no ring music. Retro, as usual, gets a few token moves in, including a gutwrench suplex, but the move hardly fazes the Kobra, who ends the match with a whiff of chalk dust (as the usually-vigilant Jez McArthuer's back is turned) and a Kobra's Bite following the use of the illegal powder. WINNER - Ino in 5:25 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Rants About Ino (67/C+)</div> As Ino waves his gimmicked Japanese flag and endures a round of boos and "USA! USA!" chants, Des Davids emerges from Aegalaeus Position to a huge pop, as the repentant ex-Chase Agency/SinCorporated and Almighty Dollar cog tells Ino he can only use his illegal tactics for so long. He says that Ino's "undefeated" streak is a joke - he lost a few times in tag team competition and got DQd in a singles match against James Prudence - and that he's going to be the first man to pin him and shut him up for good as he brings the U.S. title back to America once and for all. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Bubblegum Factory w/24/7 Partay Dudez - "Spinal Calum" (54/D)</div> As Elmo Benson arrives on the set of The Bubblegum Factory dressed in full male model regalia as "Spinal Calum", 24/7 Partay Dudez bouncer A-Prime threatens to beat the crap out of the expert impersonator, but Mainstream and Stevie ask him to back off. They interview "Spinal Calum" about The Awesomeness' challenge for Let the Games Begin, and "Calum" says he's up for it, because as a successful male model, he finds The Awesomeness' brand of '70s and '80s arena rock not only uncommercial for today's market, but also a poor fit for "shaking (his) little tush on the catwalk." He reiterates his support for The Fly Boys, and promises a whole lot of high-flying action guaranteed to ground The Awesomeness and remind them - and whomever their partners will be - that B-list male models like himself always get more chicks than C-list rock stars like The Awesomeness...and Z-list boy band members like the Partay Dudez. "Spinal Calum" steps out, shaking his tush to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred, and A-Prime's attempts to give chase are unsuccessful as he shakes that tush all the way back to the locker room... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Giabroni Gets Ready (0/F)</div> Seriously, who cares about an angle where a jobber with a jobber gimmick (a meta-jobber?) is psyching up his equally un-over teammate? <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/61oerMwQF6g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Toadies: I Come From the Water"></iframe></div></div> (w/Angel Fish and The Undawater Union) vs Enhancement Eddie (w/Giancarlo Giabroni) (40/D-)</div> It's squash time in Mankato, as Krustacean Kirk's opponent for tonight is Enhancement Eddie, the former Chase SinCorporated low man turned SWF low man, period. The most interesting part of the match, by far, is cornerman Giancarlo Giabroni giving Eddie encouragement in Italian, but he might want to learn himself some English psyche-up phrases, as Krustacean Kirk quickly dispatches of the Enhancement guy with a Bulls-Eye. WINNER - Kirk in 3:11 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Promo (66/C+)</div> What could the devious John Anderson be up to now? It certainly doesn't look good, as he's cutting this pre-taped promo with Hannah dressed up in a sexy devil costume. Anderson says that Hannah's all dressed up for Halloween, and will be wearing even less after the holiday as she takes part in a bikini contest that will determine who manages his new "prize students." He says that Hannah's finally found her footing in the SWF, and without that no-good Valiant telling her what to do, what to wear and when to do it, which is "never until marriage", she's free to "be real" and "do what she feels" with a real man like himself. The two close the angle by kissing, but it remains obvious that Anderson and Hannah do not have any chemistry whatsoever as a manager/client tandem. <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBqzikC_sGE" rel="external nofollow">The Psychedelic Soul Brothers</a> (w/Chloe Dean) vs The Parts Unknown (33/E)</div> The Psychedelic Soul Brothers seem to be making their move up in the card, even if they lose most of the time, and this should be one of those wins - they're up against the winless Parts Unknown! But pardon us if The Parts Unknown appear pluckier than usual - Part One (Greg Gauge) kicks out of a Skye Diver at 2:50 and at 3:30, Part Two (Matt Gauge) ties Skye up in a backbreaker hold that looks like it came straight out of Sam Keith's playbook! After Skye breaks the hold and tags KP Avatar in, the fun-loving "Soul Man" starts ripping into Part Two, knocking him down with the Hitsville, USA pre-finisher, then running the ropes to set up a Funky, Funky Elbow Drop. As Avatar does his strut, Part Two suddenly rushes Avatar's knees, sending him tripping to the ground and allowing Part Two to attempt a flash pinfall. Even newcomer announcer Kyle Rhodes cannot believe it when Ric Young counts ONE, TWO, THREE, and AWARDS THE WIN TO THE PARTS UNKNOWN! WINNER - The Parts Unknown in 5:30 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Parts Unknown Celebrate (18/E)</div> "Even I would have picked The Parts Unknown," says Marv Earnest. "You go into the ring to wrestle, not to sing and dance like Woodstock hippies, and The Parts Unknown hit the ring tonight to fight. It's about time these two mystery men have won, and I couldn't be any more happier." Though The Parts Unknown literally go over the top, making top-rope poses and celebrating like they won the tag belts, they don't go as far as removing their masks, though that might follow before the year ends... <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMEON3iY2M" rel="external nofollow">Darryl Devine</a> © vs Giancarlo Giabroni (w/Enhancement Eddie) - non-title match (39/D-)</div> Giancarlo Giabroni doesn't even get to rant at Darryl Devine in Italian (while being dubbed in English) and growl "MAGNIFICO!", as the reigning Shooting Star champ lays waste on his opponent, hardly leaving any room for Giabroni's chops, and quickly blocking his attempt at the Milan Arrow, which is obviously not named by the announcers because he is, after all, a giabroni. This one's over fast and furious, as Giabroni gets laid out by the Devine Dream Drop in just a few seconds over three minutes. WINNER - Devine in 4:13 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Beats Down on Devine (27/E)</div> Bobby Bruce had long been rumored to be next in line to face Darryl Devine for the Shooting Star title, and it looks like the seeds have been planted, as Bruce jumps into the ring with an acoustic guitar and smashes Devine with the gimmicked six-stringer! He then lands an elbow drop and a leg drop on Devine, before taunting him and demanding that he pick him as his next opponent for the Shooting Star title. Devine appears too woozy to acknowledge Bruce's challenge, but something's sure to go down ahead of Let the Games Begin... <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Reed Rants About Pep Rally (75/B-)</div> Though John Greed now goes by "J. Gordon Reed" or "Mr. Reed", the hallmarks of his old promos are still there - the "greed is good" catchphrase, plus his sinister laugh that closes it out. He talks about the people who wish The New Chase Agency would spill the beans on whom their new recruits are, or hope for a Brandon James cash-in, and how these people are severely uneducated about best practices in business. Like James, Reed emphasizes the element of surprise, and how that will be the key to a Chase Agency victory over Pep Rally at Let the Games Begin. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Angel Fish Hypes The Undawater Union vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (46/D-)</div> A week ago, the 24/7 Partay Dudez "B-team" of Calum Nelson and A-Prime beat The Undawater Union by means of a Kristen Pearce distraction. This time, says automated leader/mentor "R.A.U.L.", their opponents will be the two main Partay Dudez, Mainstream and Stevie, and that Red Snapper and Amazing Urchin should try their best to win this match so that they can prepare for an eventual Let the Games Begin 4-on-4 against The Eisen Entourage. After R.A.U.L. signs off, Angel Fish assures Snapper and Urchin that help should soon be on the way for their feud with the Entourage, but for the meantime, they'll have to be focused as they take on the original 24/7 Partay Dudez in tag team competition tonight. <div style="text-align:center;">The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish and Krustacean Kirk) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce, A-Prime and Calum Nelson) (60/C+)</div> The 24/7 Partay Dudez have floated around a bit since the last time they flirted with tag team gold, but this match could serve as a primer for a main feud with The Undawater Union after Let the Games Begin. Still, the match appears to be very open, and isn't anywhere short of quality action from both young teams - this includes a Sea Clutch from Red Snapper on Mainstream, and a few minutes later, Stevie nailing Snapper with the Platinum Record. Neither move ends the match, but business picks up in the last minute, as Eric Eisen appears on the Supreme-Tron right after a legsweep from Amazing Urchin sends Mainstream down! Speaking from his New York office as he often does on Uprisings, Eisen taunts the Undawater Union stable for their lack of a fourth man and for being unworthy to appear on a major PPV like Let the Games Begin. This distracts both Urchin and referee Shane Stones, and in the confusion of it all, Mainstream gets up on his feet and lands a Chart Topper (superkick) on Urchin and goes for the cover. Unfortunately for The Undawater Union, not even their flashy new gimmicks can save them now... WINNERS - 24/7 Partay Dudez in 7:02 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Concept and The Fly Boys Form Alliance (57/D+)</div> The locker room is filled with "dude's", "man's", "like's" and "I know, right's" as the exciting California surfer duo of The Fly Boys and the impersonation-happy High Concept agree to an alliance for what should be part of the Let the Games Begin pre-show, as Jerry Eisen explains. Just as the four men finalize their deal and excitedly talk strategy for what they still believe would be "The Awesomeness, Bobby Bruce and somebody else," they find themselves ambushed by the cocksure Awesomeness! <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Pull-Apart Brawl (43/D-)</div> Upon seeing how the babyface foursome of The Fly Boys and High Concept are holding their own against The Awesomeness and Bobby Bruce, four more men run in to give the heels a huge edge in numbers - it's Mainstream, Stevie, A-Prime and Calum Nelson! Soon it's seven-on-four, though it might as well be nine-on-four because A-Prime is such a monster out there. The brawl is broken up by Fly Boys manager/Uprising GM BJ O'Neill and the usual group of road agents - Craig Prince, Marcus McKing and Warlord Pain, in particular. The announcers speculate on what kind of match could arise out of this - a six-on-six featuring The Fly Boys, High Concept and maybe the "Psychedelic Suck Brothers" (as Marv Earnest calls them) versus the unlikely boy band-and-rock-star-wannabe team-up that had apparently formed earlier? Jerry Eisen says it's never been done before, as Let the Games Begin has only featured 5-on-5 matches at the very most. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Caulfield Gets Ready (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/5CTBV3TGgW8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Trivium - Like Light To The Flies [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"></iframe></div></div> (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/l2Y11MldqOs?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="John Fogerty - Mr. Greed"></iframe></div></div> (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (67/C+)</div> It's been a while since Chris Caulfield has entered the ring from the stands, and in what can be best called a unique entrance, Caulfield does his thing from the stands while new manager Dawn the Cheerleader makes a more conventional entrance from the locker room. Then again, maybe it's not conventional, as cheerleaders don't normally do their routines with Trivium blasting in the background. Though this is a standard match, Caulfield treats things like a hardcore match, as Kyle Rhodes observes in his detached tone, and isn't shy about taking his bumps into near-crazy territory, or taking damage from the renamed J. Gordon Reed as the latter slams the former against the guardrail at around 5:50. At that point, both men nearly get counted out, and if not for a Dawn assist, perhaps Caulfield may have lost via count-out. But that's not what the fans want to see, as the Hardcore American spends the last three minutes of the match trying time and again to end the match against Reed, including one time where he went for a non-hardcore Philly Flop. Caulfield finally launches the Danger Drop on Reed at a few seconds before 11:00, but Brandon James, who we normally don't see on the B-show, charges the ring with his Nothing to Lose Briefcase and smashes Caulfield with it! Jez McArthuer disqualifies J. Gordon Reed as the Pep Rally vs Chase Agency feud continues to intensify, not just on Supreme TV, but also on Uprising. WINNER - Caulfield in 11:03 via DQ <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/BoXu6QmxpJE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Wang Chung - Everybody Have Fun Tonight (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> and Open Challenge (54/D)</div> The announcers had been hyping a Can-Am Animals appearance in the main event for the entire show, but until now, we don't know just whom they will be facing. After the "Stonerizing" dance, Edd Stone yells "EDD-FU!!!!", holding his pose for a few seconds and issuing a challenge to anyone in the locker room who wants to test the Can-Am Animals out ahead of Let the Games Begin. The challenge, unfortunately, is answered by... <div style="text-align:center;">The Allied Forces (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/GOfe1bX8bII?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="party hard - andrew wk (w/ lyrics)"></iframe></div></div> (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (66/C+)</div> ...The Allied Forces! Yes, it's been quite a long time since the now-occasional tag team graced Uprising, and it looks like they're here to make up for their recent shortcomings in the ring (Valiant, in particular) and teach the cocky young Can-Am Animals a lesson! Valiant continues staying true to his new, more aggressive style, and sends Edd Stone on his behind following a Patriot Missile at 2:50! Stone sells the move like a bully getting knocked on his ass by the smallest kid in class, and tags in Franklin D. Huggins III, who gets overconfident right off the bat and gets DDT's by Valiant, then splashed on (not yet Crashed On) by Jack Giedroyc. Still,Stone has a chance to redeem himself for his team, and he does so at 5:10, sneakily knocking Valiant with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle (handed to him by Dozer Smith) and getting tagged in. Dawn sees the move and complains to Sam Sparrow, who acts all heelish and tells her to take her complaining elsewhere. After a few minutes of isolation on Valiant, the Honorable American finds his second wind at 8:35, suddenly countering a Party's Over from Stone and taking just a few seconds to recover and tag Jack Giedroyc back in! Giedroyc and Huggins are the men in the ring following the hot tags, and Huggins goes for the Huggins Kiss after repeated low-impact attacks from Giedroyc - IT'S COUNTERED! Instead of that, Giedroyc comes Crashing On Huggins, and not even a Sam Sparrow slow count could take this victory away from The Allied Forces... WINNER - The Allied Forces in 10:46 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 68/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 1.03 Trending on Twitter - #TheAlliedForces #EddStone #EDD #Stonerizing #PepRally #ChaseAgency #ThePartsUnknown</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · October 1, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC:

- Miraculously, I've still maintained a one-month gap between in-game events and the real-life calendar. So with October starting in real life and October ending in the diary game, here's the results of the last prediction game. And our winner is...FLAVIOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The prize is picking the storyline of your choice to write for November (post-Let the Games Begin PPV) or December. Simply pick two characters, let me know what kind of storyline you've got in mind for them, and I'll try to figure it out from there.

1. flaviooooo - 53/66, 80% (+4/7, 6/7)

2. kieranforthewin - 52/66, 79% (+3/7, 6/7)

3. MichiganHewo - 40/52, 77%

4. Croquemitaine - 49/66, 74% (+6/7, 5/7)

Rickymex - 5/7, 71%

5. Psycho Sam - 45/66, 68% (+5/7, 3/7)

5. Midnightnick - 45/66, 68% (+3/7, 4/7, +1)

petecrimson00 - 27/40, 68%

- The nWo influences couldn't help but shine through, although I've tried to make the TCW Takeover as unique as possible. Drew Hawkins' "young man, not-so-young but not-so-old man and old man" comments just came about naturally as a parallel to Scott Hall talking about "the medium-sized mang and the big mang."

- Most picked Eric Eisen to go over RDJ, but I went with RDJ even if I see him as a gatekeeper in 2014 going forward - best way to build on the tension he has with Angry Gilmore.

- As for The Awesomeness losing to The Fly Boys in a non-title match...that set up the 4-on-4 match which might become a 5-on-5 at Let the Games Begin. The Awesomeness will be teaming up with 24/7 Partay Dudez at Let the Games Begin, under the unified name "Team SMB." SMB, in case you're wondering, stands for Strange Musical Bedfellows. Normally for me and other Filipinos, SMB stands for "San Miguel Beer", so that's another reason why I went with the name...

- Yes, The Parts Unknown finally won one, and though I can't say yet whether they'll be in for a winning streak, that's one sign that the Gauges will be getting unmasked very soon.

3rdStringPG · October 1, 2013

OOC - Time for another prediction game, and as of now, I'm still thinking of prizes. But at least I've finally got the cards up for prediction, after days of experimenting on which matches and angles to work with! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Also, White Dolphin, I'll be including Edd Stone in the next backstage segment or two, I promise...

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion (California, Northwest)

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money - Money's Last Chance Qualifier for SWF World Heavyweight Title Match at Let the Games Begin

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Sunday, November 11, 2013

Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest)

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

Midnightnick · October 1, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion (California, Northwest)

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money - Money's Last Chance Qualifier for SWF World Heavyweight Title Match at Let the Games Begin

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Sunday, November 11, 2013

Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest)

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

Psycho Sam · October 1, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion (California, Northwest)

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money - Money's Last Chance Qualifier for SWF World Heavyweight Title Match at Let the Games Begin

EISEN!!!!!

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Sunday, November 11, 2013

Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest)

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

flaviooooo · October 1, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion (California, Northwest)

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money - Money's Last Chance Qualifier for SWF World Heavyweight Title Match at Let the Games Begin

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Sunday, November 11, 2013

Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest)

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

PS: Hurray I won!!!

I was thinking about a Goldberg-push for BB Colossus as your next storyline (<img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />) but since you ask for 2 people... I'll think about it and PM you asap!

kieranforthewin · October 1, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion (California, Northwest)

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money - Money's Last Chance Qualifier for SWF World Heavyweight Title Match at Let the Games Begin

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

No Contest sports entertainment kind of draw maybe.

SWF Uprising

Sunday, November 11, 2013

Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest)

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

I was 1% off! Lol xD So Close.

3rdStringPG · October 2, 2013

OOC - Well, what do you know. One client didn't send me any work today, so I had a lot of time to write promos and angles for the next Supreme TV. Didn't expect to be nominated for September DOTM, but thanks to those who voted - you know who you are!

This might be the last call for predictions, assuming work continues to agree with me and I can post the show on Thursday night or on Friday. And now, for a quick word from behind the scenes, as two Klubb members are in, and another two out!

"Klubb Edd?"

Tuesday, November 6, 2013

The Pauley Pavilion

7:00 p.m.

Word on the street was that Edd Stone, accompanied by Mainstream Hernandez, Steven Parker, Drew Hawkins and Jerry Eisen, stumbled back to the hotel room at 6 a.m. after the last Uprising taping. As a result, Mainstream and Stevie got docked a hundred dollars apiece, with the reason being that the kayfabe boy band members threw up inside Jerry's rental car. Edd and Drew, on the other hand, were no saints either. Edd had jumped into the hotel swimming pool wearing nothing but his birthday suit, while Drew had gotten into a drunken fistfight with his roommate, fellow TCW "Interloper" [redacted] when he made some tasteless comments about [redacted]'s personal life and how creative would always see him as the third Interloper. Originally, Peter was going to fine Edd, Drew and Jerry a hundred as well, but a certain Richard V. Eisen made sure that wouldn't be the case.

All of this went past me, because after Uprising taping, the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers left Mankato to play another Minnesota town, and got to the club (not the Klubb) right before midnight, an hour later than promised but right on time to play for a crowd of about five bored college kids and one rowdy Dozer - Brandon Smith got us the gig through his college roommate, who owned the club. We got paid a hundred dollars each, and that was that as we found a dingy motel to sleep and headed off our separate ways to enjoy Halloween vacation with our families. And now we were back in the locker room, Richard Eisen still every bit the helicopter Chairman behind the scenes, even as all three Interlopers were working for the SWF.

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"Goddammit, Edd! Is that really part of your gimmick?", asked [redacted], as Edd Stone was doing the keg stand just minutes after waltzing in hours past call time. "Does Mr. Eisen really give you that much leeway to be your drunken and irresponsible self?"

"Ricardo lets me party. Cornell and Bryant had all these rules and shit that don't make sense in today's locker room. C'mon, [redacted]! Give it a shot."

"No f---ing thanks."

"EDD-FU!!!!!!"

"SHUT THE F--- UP!!! You never were funny, Edward!"

Meanwhile, as [redacted] was having all he could take with Edd Stone acting like a college frat boy (right in line with the Entourage gimmick), Mainstream and Stevie looked like two men who had just been excommunicated by the Klubb. It was almost as if they were set up - prior to the post-Uprising incident at Mankato, Mainstream and Stevie had this idea of singing a new song and cutting a new video, with their own subpar vocals and no need for "studio magic" whatsoever. Probably sensing that the idea of cutting a bigger-budget boy band parody video with the lyrics I wrote (yes, those are MY lyrics) was against how Eric Eisen wanted the Partay Dudez to get over and how quickly he wanted them to get over, Mainstream and Stevie were thrown under the bus and made to take the brunt of Peter's/Old Man Eisen's wrath.

Despite the match likely opening Let the Games Begin, if not being relegated to the pre-show, the Team High Allies (High Concept/Fly Boys/Robbie Retro) vs Team Strange Musical Bedfellows (Awesomeness/core Partay Dudez/Calum Nelson) elimination match posed a conundrum. What to do when two guys The Klubb wants pushed (Awesomeness) and two guys they want buried (Mainstream and Stevie) are on the same five-man team?

Hopefully Peter would figure it out. And hopefully Peter would stop being swayed into favoring Klubb members by the Klubb's "greater power" and honorary member Richard Eisen.

Croquemitaine · October 3, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

The Fly Boys vs The Awesomeness ©

Randy Bumfhole vs Brandon James

Jack Giedroyc vs Rich Money

Nicky Champion vs ?????

Valiant © vs ????? - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs ????? - non-title match

SWF Uprising

Krustacean Kirk vs Bobby Bruce

Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson

The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown

Des Davids vs Paul Huntingdon

High Concept vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

????? vs The Can-Am Animals

Joshua Taylor vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - Who is the so-called "not-so-young but not-so-old man" who will join forces with Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins on the next Supreme TV?

A) Danny Fonzarelli/Jay Darkness

B) Eddie Peak

C) Sammy Bach

D) Troy Tornado

Bonus Question #2 - Who will win the karaoke challenge in the next High Stakes episode? (Clue - It won't be the boy band guy Justin Sensitive!)

A) Alan Parent

B) Casey Valentine

C) Jacob Jett

D) Masked Cougar

E) The Architect

3rdStringPG · October 4, 2013

OOC - I don't think 24/7 Partay Dudez's new song is anywhere near the level of "Sing Along with 3 Count" and "Can't Get You Out of My Heart", but I tried... <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And heeeeeeere's Supreme TV! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (Half-a-day's workload again, so the show's up early...or is that on time?) SWF Supreme TV Tuesday, November 5, 2013 (Week 1) The Pauley Pavilion (California, Southwest) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion, Money and Bruce Argue (94/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> The announcers hype tonight's Supreme TV as the show kicks off with Nicky Champion in the ring, playing to the crowd and doing his Native American tribal dance. Peter Michaels, after dissing Champion as a "destitute man's Jack Bruce and just a poor a role model as the Cream of the Crop is," announces that Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins were not booked for matches by acting Commissioner Christian Faith, which serves as a suspension of sorts. Champion (speaking in a TV show announcer's voice) - Coming to you LIVE from the Pauley Pavilion, home of the UCLA Bruins, the Supreme Wrestling Federation is proud to present...he who is more than just a name...NICKY...CHAMPION!!!! (back to normal voice, following cheers of "NIC-KY! NIC-KY! NIC-KY!") Well, good eve-uh-ning, Nicky Champion guys and girls! How are those UCLA Bruins doing in basketball? Been a while since the last national title, but that's okay, because Nicky Champion doesn't need to get all of you started on the rich and storied basketball tradition of the University of California in Los Angeles. And it's been a while too, since Nicky Champion last wore somethin' around this waist. Been a long time indeed, and the last time Nicky Champion was truly more than just a name, he wasn't even in the SWF yet. Ever since gettin' here this past spring, it's always been a case of so near, but yet so far. Nicky Champion faced Remo for the World title at Master of Puppets. Close, but no cigar. Nicky Champion faced Rich Money for the Supreme Heavyweight title at Supreme Challenge XXXIII. Had the title for a few seconds, but Rich's one-time future father-in-law and best friend forever Barry Bowen said nooooo, Nicky Champion, that Hawkeye Hammer of yours, it's a weapon of mass destruction! One can say Nicky Champion would have had a main-event title by now if Steve Frehley had not raged on him at Master of Puppets and yes, I have yet to take revenge on him for endin' Christian Faith's career and slowin' me down for a good two months. (pauses as the crowd cheers "HE AIN'T S---!!!" to jeer the suspended Steve Frehley) Yes, yes, Nicky Champion knows, he's SUSPENDED. Christian Faith had the last laugh, and we won't be seein' Frehley till Let the Games Begin. But here's the thing, Nicky Champion boys and girls. (pauses) Revenge can be a counter-productive emotion, and Nicky Champion's learned that the hard way time and again. But when Nicky Champion beat Rich Money and cost him his Commissioner and the Commissioner's daughter whom he was, uh...monetizing in the Sleep-Eazy Motel, he didn't have revenge in mind. Nicky Champion had one thing in mind, and it was simply to win the match fair and square, with a Papoose Piledriver, but no Hawkeye Hammer, and THAT WAS ALL SHE WROTE!!!! (pauses as the crowd cheers along with him) UGH! UGH! UGH! So what else do I have to cover tonight, SWF Galaxy? Anything the Nicky Champion guys and girls of L.A. want to hear? (pauses) Ah, right! Nicky Champion guys and girls wanna hear what I've got to say about the so-called Takeover. The Interlopers. The third man. Is Ricky Dale Johnson behind this all? Good question, or questions, and to all that, Nicky Champion says this. When Nicky Champion joined the SWF, you welcomed him with open arms. The locker room welcomed Nicky Champion with open arms. Sure, I had some problems with a certain soul-singin', arena light-countin', Detroit-reppin' cat, but that's all water under the bridge. But Nicky Champion didn't have people jumpin' on the bandwagon and followin' him to Supreme. No Jumbo Shrimp Jackson. No phoney-baloney jabronis pretendin' to be from Soviet Russia circa 1986. Just Nicky Champion, and nothin' but. Now we've got an INSTITUTION FROM THE COMPETITION. We've got a man who was their World champion quite a few times. And just because some garbage came with that gold, we're gonna condemn him as a spy sent from the other side to infiltrate all that is Supreme? See, I may only be an alternate for Team SWF. But Nicky Champion SUPPORTS Christian Faith's decision to pick the two main event champs, Tom Gilmore and Jack Bruce, and the Texas Justice duo of RDJ and SDB for their veteran smarts and hatred of all that is wrong. No, SWF Galaxy, I do not believe Ricky Dale Johnson is in with those Interlopers. And if we learn to work together... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Nicky Champion's speech is interrupted by the ring music of Rich Money, who walks to ringside wearing his usual off-ring attire of a tailored suit. Despite talk of Money being "buried" by backstage politicians, he remains a relevant heel, though no longer the biggest heel on the block due to the arrival of the Interlopers from TCW. Money - Done running for President yet, Nicky? (laughs sarcastically) You probably missed the memorandum at the ACTING Commissioner's office that says none of those scene-stealing Interlopers will be in action tonight. Forgetting what truly matters to you in the grand scheme of things is definitely not Money. You've got a World title to fight for, and so have I. And if you pay attention to matters as trivial as two, three, maybe four rejects from an inferior company which I can easily afford to buy, you're gonna slip and fall, and it will be your shoulders on the mat as I eliminate you, then eliminate Jack Bruce for the World Heavyweight title. Champion - If you were any sort of a Money person, Rich, you'd be doin' your part and steppin' up for the cause. You'd be puttin' your differences with Jack, Tom, and whomever aside and fightin' to defend the company that's employed you for the past six, seven years. You, my friend, are goin' into business for yourself, and while you may think that's Money, Nicky Champion thinks that's pretty damn selfish. And what the hell were you just talking about? Nicky Champion isn't understanding. As far as I know, it's Jack Bruce versus Nicky Champion for World Heavyweight at Let the Games Begin... Money - See, that's what's wrong with all you "why can't we get along" types. If you want to go for the big one, may it be the World or Supreme titles, you gotta be ruthless. You've got to have your eyes on the prize, and nothing else. Right now, all I want is to succeed where Remo has failed. So while he's sitting at home not getting paid, I'm showing up to work so that I can make damn sure that I make the most of this LAST CHANCE to fight for the World Heavyweight title. Ten minutes to win against Jack Giedroyc? Tell me, Mr. "Why Can't We Get Along", when was the last time Jack Giedroyc beat Rich Money in a singles match. Champion - Unlike you, Rich Money, Nicky Champion is a man with integrity. He says what he means and means what he says, and Nicky Champion says this. Beating Jack Bruce for the World title is important, but when I'm through doin' that, you can be damn sure I'll be ready in case one of the SWF's A-team isn't ready for another match. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> This hype angle for the World Heavyweight title match at Let the Games Begin, however, won't be complete without the champ himself, Jack Bruce, and he makes his own grand entrance, standing right outside of Aegalaeus Position and raising his World title belt high in the air as the crowd greets him with a loud series of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" and "SHOWTIME ROCKS!" call-and-response cheers. Bruce - IT'S SHOW-TAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHM!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry to break up your little tete-a-tete, Messrs. Champion and Money. But did I just hear one of you say "beating Jack Bruce"? Kinda reminds me of what a lotta people think Jimi Hendrix sang in "Purple Haze." You know what I'm talkin' about... (sings the oft-misquoted line) EXCUSE ME, WHILE I KISS THIS GUY!!!! AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! (plays the air guitar as he gets a huge pop from the crowd) I appreciate your commitment to the SWF, Nicky, and like you, I think Ricky Dale Johnson hasn't gotten a fair shake backstage. But if you think for one second that you, a Johnny-Come-Lately anti-hero who thinks he's more Jack Bruce than the Cream of the Crop himself, can beat the real McCoy for the World Heavyweight title, that's where you're mistaken. Unlike a certain Russian behemoth whom I sent packin' at Break Like the Wind, I think you're the real deal, Nicky, as far as bein' the SWF's biggest free agent acquisition since...that guy...is concerned. You've got talent. You were trained by the best. But tell me somethin'. How old was Sam Strong when he won his first World title? Champion - If you really want to know, Jack, he was 33, 34. Just like you were when you won your first SWF title. But let Nicky Champion tell you somethin', because when I was 25, I won my first US... Bruce - Spare me the name of the competition and spare me the rest of your explanation! When you were 25, you won a bush league title in a bush league world, and regardless of what those Interlopers say, THIS is where the best athletes in the world compete against each other! I hate Hawkins and Vessey the Elder as much as you do, Nicky, but if they want to find themselves a podunk promotion, they might as well head to Miami, home of the Giant Redwood and the Valentine's Day Massacre of Good Wrestling Taste. (pauses) Now I'm gonna leave without even acknowledgin' the Moneyman, who may be in for another 15-minute epic against Jack Giedroyc. And I'm gonna say this to you, Nicky Champion. You're gonna have to work a lot harder if you wanna be more than just a name. Because as all my Constituents know, there is only one man in this arena who can take you out... (cheers along with the crowd) IN A NEW!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! (sotto voce) And that's me.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Fly Boys Get Ready (46/D-)</div> Backstage, Fly Boys Donnie J and James Prudence are preparing for their World Tag Team title match against The Awesomeness, exchanging "hang ten" gestures and posing next to a surfboard and a skateboard, pretending to fit each item with a phantom tag team belt. Duane Fry and Jason Azaria make some canned-sounding, yet positive comments about The Fly Boys, while Peter Michaels mocks the two "California beach bums" as being an example of why today's wrestling scene is so messed up.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/CuFHjP5H0hw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Queers - Surfin' Bird"></iframe></div></div> (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">The Awesomeness</a> (w/Alanis Springsteen) - SWF World Tag Team Title Match (65/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JamesPrudence.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> The announcers are joined by Mainstream and Stevie, who make it a five-man crew at the announce table; Peter Michaels seems glad to see them back on Supreme TV, and calls them "GREAT role models for the youth of today" and "good influences to those two heavy metal rock worshippers in The Awesomeness." Mainstream, for his part, promotes the debut of the Partay Dudez's new video later on in Supreme TV, while joining Stevie in providing heel commentary against The Fly Boys. Both teams openly trade offensive maneuvers, mostly of the high-flying variety, and Donnie J and James Prudence come close to a win following their Surf 'n' Turf finisher, only to have Alanis Springsteen run in to break up the cover. Mainstream and Stevie continue providing support to their "strange musical bedfellows" The Awesomeness when they stand up during commentary to throw Donnie J off his focus; this leads to Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust teaming up for the Shock and Awe, which wins it for the throwback glam rockers. WINNERS - The Awesomeness in 6:08. The Awesomeness are STILL the SWF World Tag Team Champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Vignette (56/D+)</div> Hero Squad doesn't appear on this new vignette, and neither does Maximillion DeLarge nor mysterious producer Henry J. "H.A." Ackerman, but instead we see cartoon drawings of Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord, plus pictures of both men posing with scantily-clad babes on the beaches of California. The decidedly <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ot6pSrKT1oc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="EUROPA - Santana"></iframe></div></div> is a dead giveaway as to what their new gimmick will be... Voiceover - You loved them when they were kiddie heroic. Your children bought their action figures and pretended to be radioactive wrecking machines and wild men from Borneo. They were two of the most popular SWF Superstars. Former World Tag Team Champions. But with The S.E.A.L. and Idealistic Teacher opening in December, Henry J. Ackerman Productions has a film with SWF Superstars Hero Squad...opening in November. Be prepared, SWF Galaxy. Your Hero Squad will be getting even more heroic. THE NEW, IMPROVED AND MORE HEROIC HERO SQUAD. Coming back from Hollywood and returning to the SWF. 11/11/13, SWF Uprising.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cpbbuaIA3Ds?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Money - Pink Floyd HD (Studio Version)"></iframe></div></div> (w/Ms. Emma Chase and J. Gordon Reed) (68/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Over the past few weeks, Peter Michaels has denied being a "homer" for Brandon James, but has relentlessly put him over on commentary. Tonight's Supreme TV is no exception, as Michaels describes James as the "most underrated SWF Superstar", and a man who has made the right decision by turning his back on "garbage" hardcore wrestling and focusing on wrestling like the brawlers of old used to. Michaels also praises Ms. Emma Chase for doing "more managing than stripping", and as the "Dean of SWF Announcers" continues his effusive praise, James dominates Randy Bumfhole from the bell. Randy gets a few moves in, including a flying dropkick that stuns Big Money and sends him reeling, but the babyface Bumfhole is done in, not by an Emma Chase or J. Gordon Reed briefcase shot, but by The Zim running in to steal the Nothing to Lose Briefcase from Chase and bash James from behind with it! Jez McArthuer looks furious as he calls for the bell and awards the match to James via DQ. WINNER - James in 5:11 by disqualification.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Rants About Caulfield (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Not satisfied by the DQ win, Brandon James lands a Brandon Bomb Drop on a visibly upset Randy Bumfhole, followed by a big splash, and demands a mic so he could cut a promo against Bumfhole and Chris Caulfield's stable, Pep Rally. James - Mr. Bumfhole, it is not my fault that your brother Zimmerman is an idiot who, being useless to my esteemed organization, makes himself even more useless to Pep Rally's futile attempts to deal with The Chase Agency. And I really hate to add insult to what is already injurious to your pathetic self. (snaps his fingers at one of the stage hands as he and J. Gordon Reed prop Bumfhole up) But THIS...is what we have done to your friend Mr. Caulfield. An image of a bloodied and beaten Chris Caulfield appears on the Supreme-Tron, as he is sprawled outside of the arena, helpless and in need of medical attention. James - You, just like a lot of these proletarians watching at home and spending their hard-earned blue-collar wages on watching us live, may have been wondering where the rest of the New Chase Agency is. I hope that answers your question. And let that also go out to Messrs. Valiant and Giedroyc, The Allied Forces. And their manager, the Cheerleader. Be that as it may, Let the Games Begin will be all serious business for The New Chase Agency. And business...has just started to pick up.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore and RDJ Argue (81/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> Following the match, Tom "Angry" Gilmore is in the ring, cheered on enthusiastically by the L.A. crowd as he prepares to cut a promo against a man whom he still doesn't, and still refuses to trust, Ricky Dale Johnson. For the first time in quite a while, Darryl Devine accompanies Gilmore, and he stands beside Gilmore's wife/manager Jessie, presumably to prevent Gilmore's outbursts of rage from being too violent for their own good. Gilmore - Tonight...is a good night to be angry. (pauses) And tonight...I have come to make an apology to the Acting Commissioner, Christian Faith. And I have also come to explain my side on certain matters. First off, the apology. (clears his throat) I, Thomas A. Gilmore, apologize to the SWF Galaxy, and to the SWF's Acting Commissioner, Christian Faith, for it is with a heavy heart that I decline to compete as part of "Team SWF" at Let the Games Begin. (pauses as the crowd boos Gilmore's decision) This is because due to the presence of one Ricky Dale Johnson in the locker room, I have chosen to fight for the SWF in my own way, rather than a 4-on-4 tag match where that man, Mr. Johnson, will be in perfect position to betray this company and hand it over to his friends and former colleagues. I am sorry, Christian. And I am sorry, SWF Galaxy. But there is no way in hell I will be convinced to work alongside the presence of a potential traitor. I would also like to say sorry to my fellow Man Unda Pressure, Jack Bruce, for losing my temper on the pre-Halloween Supreme TV. Jack, let it be known that I have no hard feelings against you. We have our own opinions on certain matters, and I respect that. And, you know, s--- happens. Bryan Vessey's cheating cost us the match, and you didn't. Nobody dropped the ball in that match. They stole it from us. BUT THERE IS NO WAY ON EARTH THAT I AM GOIN' TO LET S--- HAPPEN AGAIN FOR THE SWF, AND THAT IS WHY I CHOOSE TO FIGHT FOR THE SWF IN MY WAY, AND NOT IN CHRISTIAN FAITH'S WAY, AND ESPECIALLY NOT IN RICKY DALE JOHNSON'S WAY!!! Pardon me if I'm jaded about things, but that's the way it often works....you got the guys from the outside, takin' over like their s--- don't stink. Then they've got their buddy workin' from the inside, actin' all warm and fuzzy so that he can gain the confidence of the locker room. Sayin' that he fights against injustice and wrongdoers. If somebody dropped the ball, then it musta been Vengeance, because if not for him, we wouldn't have Ricky Dale Johnson and his cronies Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins and that third man of theirs...but then again, he musta been fooled too, havin' known the man since college. No matter what anybody says, or what anybody does. I will never, ever have an ounce of trust for people like Ricky Dale Johnson. And at Let the Games Begin, RDJ...I AM GOING TO PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU AND THAT LOOSE CANNON STEVE FREHLEY, AND THAT'S GOIN' TO BE MY WAY OF FIGHTIN' FOR THE SWF!!! SO BEWARE THE WRATH OF SANITY, RICKY DALE JOHNSON... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpg</div> All of a sudden, the strains of Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Simple Man" can be heard in the background as Ricky Dale Johnson emerges from the locker room to call out Gilmore for being so angry and distrustful. RDJ - Tom, what did I ever do to y'all? Gilmore - YOU GET YOUR ASS RIGHT OVER HERE, RDJ...IF YOU WANNA FIGHT ME RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, GO AHEAD...I'm not doin' anything anyway... RDJ - I'm beginnin' to get sick of finger-pointin' and your temper tantrums, Tom. Instead of presentin' an actual solution to the problem, you're only adding to it. But if you want to roll that way, then I don't see why SDB and RDJ can't represent the SWF against the competition. I ain't worried...we've got all the backup we need in Nicky Champion, Christian Faith, Des Davids and my fellow ex-Hollyweirder, Josh Taylor. If Rich Money wants to put aside his love for money, if Remo wants to work hard for a change and stop goin' on strike for the sake of gettin' a couple weeks off, they're welcome to join us too if you don't want in. Gilmore - YOU DON'T KNOW ME, RDJ...YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HALF OF THE NAMES YOU JUST MENTIONED!!! You're one of 'em, buddy...just another one of those Interlopers whom I will be MORE THAN HAPPY TO PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO AT LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!! (tries to exit the ring to charge at RDJ, but is restrained by Darryl Devine and Jessie) RDJ - Anger, just like the other deadly sins, is always going to be one's downfall if one lets it get to him. And what fun is it beatin' a guy who's too consumed with his rage to make full use of his talent? You better listen to your wife and the Shooting Star champ, Tom. Or else, someone else may be wearin' that belt, and while it won't be Steve Frehley, whom I've heard has some anger problems and a misguided vendetta against the white man, you may be lookin' at him right now. You've got the rest of your SWF career ahead of you, Tom. Don't let anger end it prematurely.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Richie Pangrazzio's All-Stars Rant About The Interlopers (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Heych-Gee-Cee/CoachDickPangrazzio_zps41445743.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and his All-Stars are back from strike, and Jason Azaria is at the parking lot to interview Pangrazzio and his charges, Remo, Squeeky McClean and Spencer Spade! The four wrestlers emerge from a Ford F-150 driven by Pangrazzio, and look enthusiastic to be back in the SWF after taking a few weeks off. Azaria - I'm here at the parking lot of the Pauley Pavilion, and it looks like we've got a bit of a surprise here...Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and his All-Stars - Remo, Squeeky McClean and Spencer Spade, have broken the picket lines and are returning to work! (to Pangrazzio) Coach Richie, it's been a couple weeks since we last saw you on Supreme TV, and the one-week break must have been a refreshing one for you and your All-Star Team. Do you still maintain the same stand you did against the Interlopers, Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins? Or against Ricky Dale Johnson? Pangrazzio - First of aww, Jason, the fact that those Interlopahs would target us first is an act of treachery. I was in that company with Bryan Vessey, back when he was a much younger man and still taggin' with his brotha Larry, you know, Cameron's dad. My dad, the original Coach Dick, he shaped young Bryan to be a true-blue, bona fide All-Stah like myself and Larry. And this is how he repays my dad, who musta be rollin' in his grave aftah what Bryan did to Squeeky and Spensah ahead of Break Like the Wind? As for Ricky Dale Johnson, he's runnin' with the Syndicate as part of the Interlopahs. Tommy Cornell wouldn't give him a chance to do so in his company, so he's gonna do it here, away from the pryin' eyes of Cornell. Remo - We've gotta work for our pay, Jason, and we were gone to send a message to the Commish. Spade - Acting Commish. Remo - Whatever, Spencer. The message is this - Interlopers? Bad news. Ricky Dale Johnson? Bad news. I think Christian gets the first part, but the second part? You would think a man of his stature would know better than to associate with a man who's been with the competition for a decade and a half! (mockingly) I have Faith... McClean - He may have Faith, but he sure don't have the brains to recognize that he's dealing with trouble in the form of Ricky Dale Johnson! Azaria - But you are probably aware that more and more members of the SWF locker room, including Nicky Champion, are realizing that Ricky Dale Johnson can be trusted, and can be considered separate from Hawkins and Vessey? Pangrazzio - Confidence tricks, Jason. (pauses) Lemme tell you somethin'. I've been in the industry since the Yankees kicked me outta their farm system back in '77. How many years is that? 36? And I've seen bad s--- go down. If Christian Faith wants to force us into bein' backups for his Team SWF, then he can cram his Faith up where the sun don't shine, because neither Remo, Spensah, nor Squeeky are going to be in no four-man unit with a backstabbin' individual like RDJ.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Books Remo, Spade and McClean in Matches (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> The interview, which started at the parking lot, is now taking place at the locker room, just a few feet away from Christian Faith's office and Azaria has followed Richie Pangrazzio Jr., Remo, Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean all the way there. But their comments haven't gone unnoticed by acting Commissioner Faith, who watched the entire interview from his office and is waiting right outside it. Faith - You were saying, Richie? Pangrazzio (looking apprehensive) - Nothing, Christian...I was just tellin' Jason over here that...it's great to be back in the SWF locker room! Faith - And great to have all of you back as well. I suppose you realize that you were absent without leave and thus, absent without pay. But since I have effectively suspended Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins by not booking them for tonight, you'll be glad to know that you all have matches for tonight. Pangrazzio - You better not be bustin' our balls with that, Christian! Faith - Spencer, you shall be facing Nicky Champion as he warms up for his World Heavyweight title match at Let the Games Begin. Spade - Sounds fair enough...a chance for me to show that Original Interloper whose time it is - Spencer Spade's. And whose ring it is - SPENCER SPADE'S! Pangrazzio - That's the spirit, Spensah, show that Hawkeye who the brightest up-and-coming rookie in the SWF is! Faith - Squeeky McClean, I've booked you a North American title match against Valiant. This time, there's no Hannah coming between you two, though I must certainly rue her choice in men after she dumped Valiant. McClean - The guy's lost it since he lost Hannah...I'm all cool with fighting for the North American belt, but doesn't that sound like a punishment? RPJ - It's a REWAHD, Squeeky. A REWAHD. As Faith said, Valiant doesn't have Hanner on his side anymore. You betta take a lesson from Spensah. Guy's almost two decades youngah than you ah, but he doesn't just think he can beat Nicky Champion. He KNOWS he can beat Nicky Champion! Faith - And Remo... (pauses) ...you will be in a non-title match against Tom "Angry" Gilmore. If you win, then I'll consider you as a backup in case Tom is really decided against joining Team SWF. If you fail to win...well, I guess that's that, because to be honest, I've always had my doubts about your integrity. Remo - You have no idea how much I want to defend the SWF against these outsiders... Faith - Interlopers. Remo - Whatever, Faith, because when someone invades our home and tries to take it over, you know what time it is...time for the Alpha Dog to go huntin'.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Giedroyc Gets Ready (76/B-)</div> Elsewhere in the locker room, Valiant and Dawn the Cheerleader, as well as a very weak and battered-looking Randy Bumfhole, are giving Jack Giedroyc moral support as he prepares for a spoiler role...his goal here is to beat Rich Money, of course, but if it takes Money more than ten minutes to beat Giedroyc tonight, he's not going on to the World Heavyweight title match at Let the Games Begin. The announcers explain this fact as we move into a commercial break.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> Valiant joins Duane Fry and Jason Azaria for commentary, and it bears mentioning that Peter Michaels isn't part of the announce team for this match - Fry explains that Michaels "went to his car with his tail between his legs and called his wife to say that he loves her" when he found out Valiant will be the guest commentator for Giedroyc vs Money. In this match, Valiant says that unlike Rich Money, he didn't lose his mojo when he lost his girlfriend; in fact, Hannah's defection to John Anderson's corner has made him even more determined as he strives to shut The New Chase Agency down for good at Let the Games Begin. Money, on the other hand, "is a pitiful shell of his old self." Well, maybe not that much, because Money still has his share of Money moments, including a brilliant Crashing On counter turned into a facebuster. Giedroyc kicks out of that, and though he struggles from minutes five to eight, he is able to get back into things as he comes Crashing On Money while the latter is taunting former colleague Duane Fry! Both men struggle to get back on their feet following this move, and Giedroyc controls the next minute-and-a-half, knocking Money out with a face-first suplex! Money's got one more minute to win this, and he does, thanks to Peter Michaels' sudden reemergence from the locker room or wherever he was hiding - could Michaels AND Money both be involved with The Chase Agency? That distracts Giedroyc well enough to allow Money to jump him from behind for a flash roll-up, and as Ric Young pounds his fist on the mat, it looks like the World Heavyweight match at Let the Games Begin is now a three-way... WINNER - Money in 9:58. Rich Money to face Jack Bruce and Nicky Champion for the SWF World Heavyweight title at Let the Games Begin.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Music Video - "Goin' Over Your Lover Man" (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MainstreamHernandez_zps6c9b99e4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/StevenParker_zps66188f51.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NelsonCallum_zpsa092a595.jpg</div> This music video is the 24/7 Partay Dudez's first with Calum Nelson as a third member, and another proud presentation of their label, "Studio Magic Records." The three Partay Dudez sing (poorly, except for Nelson, who's decent enough) and dance (competently) wearing their trademark open silk shirts and technicolor Zubaz, in this music video that's apparently a jab at The Fly Boys and High Concept. Bouncer A-Prime makes a few cameos here, an image of his face popping up twice on the second verse in between poorly-drawn images of both The Fly Boys and High Concept. First Verse: Mainstream - You felt the Fever Beat, but no longer feel the love/Don't see the Apparition coming up from above? Stevie - Platinum Records don't mean a thing to you/But can't you see my babe that my love is true? Refrain: Nelson - Listenin' to Marvin sing 'bout Sexual Healing... Mainstream and Stevie - Makes me think that You've Lost that Lovin' Feelin'... Nelson - I'll do anything just to have your lovin' back, 24/7 Partay Dudez - So break up with that boy before the Partay Dudez attack! Chorus: 24/7 Partay Dudez - I can't get over you, but you've got to understand/That we'll be goin' over whoever is your lover man/Your name is in my heart, we shouldn't ever be apart/So buy our brand new album and let's make... Mainstream (singing in an Autotuned voice) - A brand new start... Second Verse: Stevie - I heard you think that that surfer boy is cute/But can he hold a candle to a Stevie Big Boot? A-Prime - BOOM! Mainstream - Or is it Elmo, who loves to impersonate/You've left me nothin' to do but... 24/7 Partay Dudez (taking a long pause and singing in three-part tuneless harmony) - ...think of our first daaaaaaate... A-Prime - ONE, TWO, THREE, HIT IT! (repeat refrain) Chorus #2 (repeat to fade) 24/7 Partay Dudez - I can't get over you, but you've got to understand/That we'll be goin' over whoever is your lover man/Your name is in my heart, we shouldn't ever be apart/So buy our brand new album and let's make love, make love... Only Peter Michaels appears to have liked the new Partay Dudez video - Duane Fry says it's "worse than Milli Vanilli" while Jason Azaria goes back to his childhood days and says the Partay Dudez are "worse than an Auto-tuned version of the Osmonds." Meanwhile, things are getting tense backstage, as...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Saves Vengeance from Interlopers Beatdown (85/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt2_zpsfc6e6eb1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpg</div> ...Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey jump Vengeance from behind and start beating down on the Unhinged Vigilante! Vengeance seems to be holding his own quite well against the two-man Interloper attack, chokeslamming Vessey against a table, but soon enough, Vessey is back on the attack, as he and Hawkins grab Vengeance by each arm and send him crashing face-down against a dumpster (though not inside it)! Fortunately for Vengeance, his old friend RDJ is there to the rescue, stepping in and evening things to the best of his capability. Johnson lands a Southern Justice on Hawkins, sending him against the cold, hard floor, and for the meantime, it looks like Texas Justice has the upper hand in this backstage brawl...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hawkins and Vessey Beat Down on RDJ (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpg</div> But not for long, as Hawkins and Vessey use their advantage in numbers (as Vengeance is still struggling to get up) to beat the living crap out of RDJ, capping off the beatdown with a Full Moon Rising and a Vessey Plex respectively! With the beatdown complete, the two Interlopers laugh and joke that Texas Justice should be lucky that the "third amigo" isn't with them yet. This sparks some animated discussion among the three announcers about who that third Interloper could be. And now, it appears that Michaels is against the Interlopers, instead of somewhere in between as he was last week. Michaels - The third Interloper is Jay Darkness. I mean, how could it NOT be Jay Darkness? He's been away from the SWF long enough, and for sure he's unhappy about Vengeance taking the mask off, wantin' to be more Sean Martyn than Unhinged Vigilante... Azaria - No, that can't be, Peter. I spoke to Danny, I mean, Jay, the other day, and he is still working for the competition! I think it's Tana, the big Samoan guy. Fry - Tana wouldn't hurt a fly! Perhaps Troy Tornado has come to Supreme because he's jealous Jack Bruce is making it as a star in both rock and wrestling arenas. What do you think, guys? Michaels - I don't know what those Interlopers want, but whatever it is, and whoever their third man is, the SWF needs heroes. Heroes like Brandon James, Remo or Rich Money. Christian Faith doesn't know what he's doing by picking those fools to represent Supreme! Fry - There you go again, Peter. Sticking up for Big Money. And now, Rich Money too? You sure love your Money, don't you? Michaels - Hey! Look who's talking! Don't take your bitterness over your failure to emerge as Rich Money's Favorite Announcer out on me! I am the Dean of SWF Announcers. I've been here longer than you and Jason have. Be that as it may... Fry (under his breath) - Using Brandon James' trademark lines... Michaels - ...I think I have a right to say what I feel about the people who should be taking care of those Interlopers. Brandon James should drop that match with Pep Rally and make himself known to Christian Faith as the right man to send those Interlopers back to where they came from. Now that's good business.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Promo (84/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg</div> This next segment serves as the announcers' chance to hype the upcoming SWF Studios production, The S.E.A.L., as Eric Eisen's vehicle for action stardom, and in line with that, he's shown cruising on the streets of L.A. in his Maserati Quattroporte, posing at several Hollywood attractions, and, in this promo, bragging about hobnobbing with some of the biggest (or most controversial/trashy, in one case) names in showbiz, though we don't see Eisen with any of the stars whose names he drops. E. Eisen - Boy, that was one fun week I spent in Hollywood. Rubbing elbows with Rob and Kristen, Liam and Miley, though both couples aren't, you know, together anymore, Brad and Angelina, it sure was fun tellin' them about what a great movie The S.E.A.L. is. Hell, it stars Eric Eisen as Navy S.E.A.L. James Tristan, and THAT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH! (pauses) Now people have asked me what I think about the (makes corresponding sign) quote-unquote "Interlopers." Am I friends with 'em? Do I agree with how they're trying to steal the Occupy SWF thunder from my Entourage? Well, I can say that Bryan Vessey makes a good point by toughening his nephew Cameron up, and you know what a great addition Cam would be for the new-generation look I'm aiming for with the Entourage. And while they're no friends of mine for sure...what can I say? I don't give a damn, man! I've got more important things to worry about than a bunch of Interlopers playin' their war games with the SWF. All I know is that the old guard has had its day and the new generation's coming up fast. And for your information, Christian Faith tried soliciting my help as a backup for Team SWF. I told the old fossil NO. So he up and granted my request that my Entourage face the Undawater Union in a 4-on-4 elimination match at Let the Games Begin. See, even the acting Commissioner knows his time is about up and that his old-school SWF is about to be occupied. So I say, let the Interlopers do as they please, because at the end of the day, the only thing they'll end up doin'...is establishing a new super-faction, and I'll give 'em that. That won't change the fact that they, even the relatively young Drew Hawkins, are part of the old guard.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Spade Gets Ready (30/E)</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion vs Spencer Spade (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Squeeky McClean) (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</div> Some IWC types have described Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean as "All-Star Jobbers" post-Almighty Dollar, and that would make one expect this match turn out to be a squash. But it's far from that, as Spade proves to be extremely plucky, riding on his arrogance and using his athleticism to confound the larger Champion with moves such as a flying bodypress at around 2:30 and a rana sunset pinfall just a couple minutes later. Champion kicks out on both cases, but despite having more cover attempts, including one following a Papoose Piledriver at 7:00, Spade kicks out each and every time! As such, he relies heavily on manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and tag teammate Squeeky McClean's to break up covers or distract Champion or referee Ric Young. Spade's resilience finally runs out a few seconds after the tenth minute, as Champion teases his simple, yet dreaded finisher, the Hawkeye Hammer, and lands it on the so-called Supreme Star! This one looks to be over, even as Champion spends a few seconds too many shouting "UGH! UGH! UGH!" Young counts one, two, three, and while this match didn't have much of a story or any storyline heat between both sides, Champion did well in making Spade look good in a losing effort. WINNER - Champion in 10:17</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McClean Gets Ready (63/C)</div></div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qOfkpu6749w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="John Mellencamp - Pink Houses"></iframe></div></div> (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - SWF North American Title Match (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Squeeky McClean fighting for the North American title despite his Jobber-to-the-Stars status? At least it gives him something to do, as Valiant makes his title defense on free television due to Let the Games Begin not featuring a North American title match. To McClean's credit, he's still selling like few others can, and frequently looking like he's scared shitless of Valiant, especially as the announcers put him over as "new and improved" and "much tougher than we once gave him credit for." McClean uses his pretend-scared tactics to fool Valiant into letting his guard down, while he extends the match with the help of manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr.'s well-timed distractions. Thanks to this, we see that Squeeky still has got it, driving Valiant close to the point of submission with his Clean Out, and expertly calling the match. While McClean controls the sixth to tenth minute with a mix of holds, punches and kicks (especially when Valiant is down), Valiant's determination wins out in the end; a countered Stain Removal leads to a strong comeback from Valiant, culminating in a very painful-looking V-Split at the 14:30 mark. RPJ can only watch as Shane Stones counts one, two, three, and as Valiant retains his North American title against the surprising Squeeky McClean. WINNER - Valiant in 14:48. Valiant is STILL the SWF North American Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Chooses Partner for Gilmore (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RickyDaleJohnson_zps38f0a9df.jpg</div> "Looks like Rage Guy and the Secret Interloper are in the principal's office," says Peter Michaels as we cut to Christian Faith's office, where he is talking to both Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Ricky Dale Johnson. Faith looks very upset at both men, as they continue to trade barbs at each other and refuse to get along ahead of Let the Games Begin. Faith - This may have been going on for a mere two, three weeks, but it has gone on for two, three weeks too long. Tom, Ricky, you two are going to have to work things out somehow. Learn to get along. For you, Tom, that means accepting the fact that Ricky Dale Johnson came here on his own and didn't drag anyone along for the ride. And Ricky, I guess that will mean refusing to fan the flames of anger like what you did earlier. This is not what I had wanted to happen to Team SWF, and you know as well as anyone else that I would like to keep that team together, with a week and five days remaining before Let the Games Begin. RDJ - All due respect, Christian, you're floggin' a dead horse. I've watched this man since he debuted in the SWF. I've kept tabs on him and have always seen him as a talented individual. But those outbursts of rage are far too counterproductive for me to ignore. And it looks like there's no hope changin' him at this point. Gilmore - DON'T YOU DARE PATRONIZE ME WITH THOSE WORDS, RICKY...as far as I'm concerned, you're the reason why everyone's up in arms right now, why there are two men runnin' roughshod over the roster and actin' like they own the place! You're the inside man... RDJ - If you don't want me to call SDB over, you'll wanna behave yourself if you don't wanna become another statistic in the annals of Texas Justice... Faith - WILL YOU TWO STOP JABBERING AT EACH OTHER AND LISTEN?!!? (pauses) I realize there just isn't any choice but for me to do this. I've tried leaving Vessey and Hawkins off the booking. Obviously that didn't work. Suspending them after Let the Games Begin? Yes, I've suspended Steve Frehley, but with a team effort like what we're all seeing? Suspension might not be the right punishment for those guys. Perhaps the best thing to do is to punish them in the ring. Tom, Ricky, you will be teaming with Vengeance against the Interlopers next week on Supreme TV. If Vengeance's injury requires that he rest, then maybe Josh Taylor can step in. RDJ - If that's what you have to do, Christian, then I guess I have no choice. Perhaps that'll teach Tom that anger and distrust could be, and are his worst enemies. Gilmore - I'll do it, Christian, but lemme just say this. (pauses) I still don't trust Ricky Dale Johnson, and will not trust Ricky Dale Johnson until he can prove to me, the SWF Galaxy, and everyone else out there...that he is, without a shadow of a doubt, on the side of the SWF. RDJ - I can start as early as next Tuesday. And while we may not like each other, Tom, we can certainly learn to work alongside each other. Gilmore - Don't push your luck...and having said that, my decision stands. (to Faith) You'll have to find someone else for Team SWF.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore</a> © (w/Jessie) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - non-title match (89/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> Remo's back, and he's mad! The Alpha Dog may have been on strike as of late, but he's not the least bit rusty, manhandling Gilmore early on and using his Hit and Run combo (front facelock/double knee lift/single arm suplex combo) to go for an early cover. But unlike other occasions, when Tom Gilmore would call a match by getting beaten up extensively in the opening minutes, the reigning Supreme Heavyweight champ and the SWF's only Triple Crown champ so far reacts to a Rise and Shine from Remo by delivering a big boot to the gut and flooring the larger man with a sleeper hold neckbreaker! At this point, Gilmore can be heard berating Remo, calling him a "lazy f---" and saying that he should've remained on strike, because the SWF doesn't need him. This is followed by several minutes of open offense, and at 8:30, Gilmore has Remo set him up for a Lumbar Puncture off what should have been a snap mare attempt. The move floors Gilmore, and Jez McArthuer counts ONE, TWO, but Gilmore kicks out! This leads to four minutes of Remo trying, yet failing to put the straight-edge star away. At 13:00, Remo accidentally bumps into McArthuer while charging Gilmore for his Destroyer finisher, knocking Jez Mac out and leaving nobody to count following the Destroyer! With the referee out, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. uses this as a chance for Remo to cheat in the match - he tries to convince Remo to use a set of brass knucks he had brought along, but Remo refuses, angering his manager and instead focusing on waking McArthuer up! Yes, it looks like he's still building up for a face turn. McArthuer finally comes to at close to 14:50, but unfortunately for Remo, so does Gilmore - he suddenly dodges a lariat attempt from the Alpha Dog, and uses his babyface comeback to dropkick Remo, then set him up for a snap suplex and the Sky High Elbow! The revived Jez Mac starts counting, but Remo kicks out and stuns Gilmore with a stiff blow to the face. Though dazed, Gilmore shrugs the blow off to the best of his capability after briefly selling it, and after a running clothesline knocks Remo down, he goes for the Anger Management the moment he stands up! Gilmore is on fire, the crowd knows it, but the announcers start noticing a bit of commotion in the stands... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BryanVessey_zps8e83457b.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/WolfHawkins_zpse68bca38.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SammyBach_alt4jt_zpsbf2944f0.jpg</div> Michaels - Good Gawd...looks like we don't just have one, but TWO decadent rock stars pollutin' the minds of the youngsters of the SWF Galaxy... Azaria - IT'S SAMMY BACH! The Elation Sensation, The God of Rock, The Man Your Mother Warned You About...he's the third Interloper! Michaels - Will you shut up, Azaria, and look at what those three nuts are doing! They're adding insult to injury and attacking Remo... Fry - And Tom Gilmore too! Jez McArthuer knows this match is beyond control...he's calling for the bell... Michaels - I once thought these Interlopers were a potential antidote to all the crap the SWF Galaxy has to swallow, crap from the likes of Jack Bruce and Tom Gilmore, but this is NOT WHAT I BARGAINED FOR...SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STOP THE INTERLOPERS! Fry - And I don't think that somebody will be Brandon James, because Jack Bruce is out there...Ricky Dale Johnson...they've made their way out to clean house on the Interlopers...all three of them...your Big Money's probably got his nose buried on his laptop, charting the continued financial decline of The Chase Agency, because Bruce and RDJ... Azaria - And Vengeance! Sean Martyn, a.k.a. Vengeance, a.k.a. Skull DeBones...he's out there raising hell on the Interlopers! And they're getting away! Just like the cowards they were...walking out on the competition without bothering to tell their old boss Mr. Cornell. Now they're escaping through the throng of fans, heading for higher ground because they know they're outnumbered! Fry - And they will be outnumbered at Let the Games Begin, because you know the SWF's got a helluva band! Or team. Jack Bruce. Ricky Dale Johnson. Vengeance. And, if he changes his mind, Tom Gilmore. Azaria - Then you've got the backups. Nicky Champion, Joshua Taylor, Des... Michaels - STOP IT, JASON! None of those men have what it takes to solve the Interlopers problem. (pauses) For Duane Fry and Jason Azaria, this is Peter Michaels, saying goodnight, and Gawd help the SWF. WINNER - Nobody. No-contest at 17:46 following interference from Bryan Vessey, Drew Hawkins and Sammy Bach.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 88/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 80/B Increased Popularity in 8 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.96 (New Record) Trending on Twitter - #SammyBach #Interlopers #ElationSensation #GodHelpTheSWF #TCWTakeover</div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · October 4, 2013

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3rdStringPG · October 4, 2013

Sammy Bach's coming to SWF? Win.

Back when his name was still [redacted], the fact that The Artist Formerly Known as Wolf Hawkins had been riling him about his personal life was a sort-of clue regarding his identity. After all, we have to remember that Sammy Bach and Emma Chase were once a couple...

Still glad that Ms. Chase's morale had "only" dipped to Normal (and not Irritated or worse) after Bach came aboard. Let's now move on to High Stakes, where we shall find out if Alan Parent can hold his own as a vocalist. Just realized that I was a bit off with my Week 1 November dates, so everything is now corrected - Week 1 Supreme TV is November 5, while Week 1 High Stakes is November 6. Also made some geographical corrections on the last show - Washington is definitely in the Northwest, while California should be in the Southwest. My bad!

SWF High Stakes

Wednesday, November 6, 2013 (Week 1)

McKeon Pavilion (California, Southwest)

CAST:

(Rookie - Mentor)

Alan Parent - John Anderson

Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III

Erick Leigh - Des Davids (ELIMINATED)

Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore

Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez

Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor

Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase/J. Gordon Reed

Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion (ELIMINATED)

ANGLE - Champion Hypes Parent (80/B-)

Rory McCallum has all the rookies in the ring, and in the absence of a Mentor's Poll/elimination opportunity, he has the six High Stakes hopefuls stand in the ring as their mentors evaluate their performances so far, starting with Alan Parent, Masked Cougar and Casey Valentine; the other three rookies will be evaluated next week, presumably due to time constraints. Nicky Champion, whose rookie Rodney Ekuma was eliminated last week, is chosen by McCallum to evaluate Parent, as he knows John Anderson will have nothing positive to say.

Champion - Alan Parent? Well, the thing everybody says about him is that he's too nice. Lacking in X-factor. Too much of a puro "mark", if I may quote one of the men Nicky Champion will humiliate at Let the Games Begin, Rich Money. They say he's too nervous on the mic, and Nicky Champion has to agree. But the thing about Alan is that he's a great submission wrestler, and he'll wanna focus on that. But at the same time, Alan needs to work on the high-impact side of things. Nicky Champion may not like Mr. Bad Advice Man John Anderson, but he can sure respect the man's ability as a master of the suplex.

Anderson doesn't take too kindly to Champion's calling him "Mr. Bad Advice Man", never mind that he put him over in the next part of the sentence. Before both mentors could come to blows, McCallum asks if they'd like to settle their differences in the ring to close out the show. Both Champion and Anderson agree to the match.

ANGLE - Chase Hypes Cougar (63/C)

Des Davids is then offered to do the evaluation for Masked Cougar (as Emma Chase and/or J. Gordon Reed will likely bury him), but Chase grabs the microphone from Davids and rants away about her rookie.

Chase - Mr. Robert Hayes, also known as Masked Cougar, is not the man we need as part of The Chase Agency. Though I have assigned him a good teacher in Mr. J. Gordon Reed, Mr. Hayes has not made the improvements expected out of him. He continues to rely almost exclusively on his aerial game, and I still don't see a ground game worth talking about at this point. In the corporate world, you need to achieve both long-term and short-term profitability in order to be successful. Mr. Hayes can deliver in the short-term, but as a long-term prospect, he is as useless as a share in Enron circa October 2001.

ANGLE - Huggins Hypes Valentine (59/D+)

Huggins - You talk about the future of wrestling? You might as well talk about Casey Valentine. Yes, he is a jack of all trades, master of none, but he's only 25. He has so much time to stick to something that'll work for him and focus on it, and if you ask me, it has to be that finisher of his, the Deep Impact. You talk about the most devastating moves in Supreme. The Anger Management. The New York Minute. Crashing On. The Destroyer. And of course, Eric Eisen's Supremacy and Silver Spoon Shock. One day, Casey's Deep Impact will be one of those moves imitated by the young'uns of the SWF Galaxy, but then again...the Deep Impact will serve as a reminder to children that no, you should never try what we do at home!

Ten-Man Battle Royal (High Stakes Rookies plus guests Adrian Noelson, Ashton Barnaby, Ben Casey and Glenn Casey) (41/D-)

In order to meet the ten-man quota, the SWF needed a few pure jobbers, and with that in mind, Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby shall be making one of their final appearances before moving on and returning to the indies. Also included here are kayfabe hillbilly cousins Ben 'n' Glenn Casey. As expected, Noelson, Barnaby and Ben Casey are the first three men over the ropes, but it isn't long before Alan Parent is eliminated by Justin Sensitive, who gloats afterwards even if it's his first elimination. Glenn Casey is next to get tossed out, this time by Casey Valentine - talk about irony! Next, Valentine, who has eliminated 2.5 men so far, gets a surprise clothesline from Masked Cougar, and with that, we're now down to the final four!

In an effort to prove his mentors wrong, Cougar lands a twisting neckbreaker on The Architect, but as he climbs to the top rope for the Cougar Pounce, the already-eliminated Valentine shakes the ropes, throwing Cougar off! Jez McArthuer tells Valentine to head back to the locker room, and he does so reluctantly. So at seven minutes into the battle royal, The Architect, Justin Sensitive and Jacob Jett are the last three men in the competition, and mere seconds after going for an Emergency Landing on The Architect, Jett has no trouble short-arming him off the top rope! That leaves Sensitive and Jett, who fight it out for the final two minutes before Stevie steps in and distracts McArthuer; that allows Mainstream to jump into the ring and help Sensitive eliminate Jett and get him the three immunity points! Aside from getting a generous boost in IP's, Sensitive also gets to appear in a match on the next Supreme TV as a prize for winning.

WINNER - Sensitive in 10:09. Justin Sensitive gets three immunity points and an appearance on the November 12 Supreme TV.

ANGLE - Sensitive Rants About Hawkins (76/B-)

Following his win, Justin Sensitive demands a microphone, and when handed one by the stage hand, he says that he can't wait to show The Interlopers, particularly Drew Hawkins, that even the SWF's rookies are a cut above "the competition's" veterans, to which Peter Michaels agrees wholeheartedly with. "Would I want my youngest daughter, who's in her mid-20s, to date a degenerate like Drew Hawkins? Hell no," says Michaels. "But would I want her dating someone like Justin Sensitive, who's got two stand-up mentors in the 24/7 Partay Dudez guiding him to musical and wrestling stardom? I think they'd make a great couple."

ANGLE - High Stakes Karaoke Challenge (27/E)

Just like last season, the Season 2 Karaoke Challenge features three guest judges evaluating the High Stakes rookies as they sing a random entrance theme, with the lyrics flashing on the Supreme-Tron and the three judges parodying American Idol to the best of their capabilities. This season, the judges are KP Avatar, Haley Buck and Enhancement Eddie - unfortunately, Huey Cannonball, he who thinks everything is "beautiful" and gives everyone grades of 9/10, won't be back to do his Steven Tyler impression for this batch of rookies. This time, however, we've got an actual Englishman doing a Simon Cowell impersonation in "Enhancement Eddie" Cornell.

1. Jacob Jett - "Bad Reputation" (Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Emma Chase's ring music)

Avatar - Yo Jake Dawg, I assume you are not related to Joan Jett, because that, dude, was pitchy all over the place! I have to say I'm a big fan of what you do out there in the ring, but when it comes to singing, you better be thankful the SWF could be givin' you one helluva day job should you win High Stakes, and I have a good feelin' you're gonna be goin' far this season. (4/10)

Buck (slurring her words) - I don't know if it's the stuff that I'm drinking, but I actually...you know...I liked that. I was banging my head to your delightful interpretation of that Runaways classic. Did you see me? Did you see me dancing from the judges' table? You didn't? That song wasn't by the Runaways? Whatever, Jacob, I liked it, and I give it an eight. (accidentally holds up the number "2") Oh, sorry. (holds up the right score card) (8/10)

Enhancement Eddie - Jacob, you are as short on talent as you are short in stature. And this time, I know I'm holding up the right score card. (2/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 14/30

2. Alan Parent - "Sympathy for the Devil" (Guns 'n' Roses - John Anderson's ring music)

Avatar - Somebody get me Interscope on the line, or better yet, get me Guns 'n' Roses' management, because we've got the second coming of Axl Rose in Alan Parent! (pronounces Parent's last name as it is spelled) You know what, dawg, the SWF's seen a lot of rock stars wrestle for the company. Jack Bruce. The Awesomeness. Jack's own son Bobby Bruce. Unfortunately, Sammy Bach's one of 'em too, but interlopin' aside, you really killed it out there, Alan, and I won't hesitate to give you a perfect score, dawg! (10/10)

Buck - The melody of the song and the lilting quality of your voice, Alan, it got me drunk from the very first "AWWWWWW!!!" that came out from your lips. If music is a drug, then get me into rehab, because I am now officially, unequivocally, an Alan Parent Addict! (10/10)

Enhancement Eddie - I don't always throw out the perfect 10 card, but when I do, it's because of singers that have that originality in them, that musicality, and that ability to let their voices take people, such as Haley Buck over here, to places only a dozen margarita pitchers would take them. With that said, it was derivative of Guns 'n' Roses. Good, but not quite original. (7/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 27/30

3. Casey Valentine - "Goin' Over Your Man" (24/7 Partay Dudez -24/7 Partay Dudez's ring music)

Avatar - Maybe it's because the original song is pitchy all over the place, but Casey, did you have to make it even pitchier? (shakes his head) Dawg, that was a classic example of bad music begettin' bad music. I was just not lovin' that song. It just wasn't happenin'. (3/10)

Buck - Granted, you didn't have much to work with. You were, like... (takes a gulp from her "alcoholic beverage") ...trying to make chicken soup out of chicken s---. (covers her mouth) SORRY! Oh, I am so sorry, network people, you know how it is when I drink from my Coke! What did I just say? But personally, Casey, that was a very solid effort, and I'm giving you a good grade for doing the best you could out there. (accidentally holds up the "0" card) I MEANT THIS CARD! (holds up the "7" card) (7/10)

Enhancement Eddie - Even if I was as drunk on "soda" like Haley is right now, I wouldn't even dream of giving such a rubbish performance a good grade. Your future is in wrestling, not in the music industry, so if you would focus on your ring work and not on your singing? At least in wrestling, you have potential to improve. (1/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 11/30

4. Masked Cougar - "Party Hard" (Andrew W.K. - Franklin D. Huggins III's ring music)

Avatar - Cougar, you are such a DAWG! Oh yes you are, Cougar, you are MY DAWG and that was a rendition worthy of a non-stop drunken party with Andrew W.K. blarin' in the background! Yes, there were some parts that were pitchy, but if you'd sing that song at Ms. Chase's birthday, then you, Cougar Dawg, would be the life of the par-taaaaaayyyyyy!!!! YOU'RE IN IT TO WIN IT, BABY, AND I DON'T JUST MEAN HIGH STAKES! (8/10)

Buck - MUSIC FOR DRUNKEN PARTIES! YAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!! It was so dynamic, Masked Cougar, that I cried the moment you were inviting the SWF Galaxy to party hard! I was, like, crying while waving while clapping while dancing while drinking...my Coke, and there's no better grade for this than a perfect eleven out of ten! I mean ten out of ten... (10/10)

Enhancement Eddie - It is such a pity that I am stuck with two tone-deaf judges, but at least one of them, I can definitely say, is sober. But the Dawg, unfortunately, gave your horrendous performance a grade only a drunk man could give. And Haley gave you a grade befitting of her current state of mind. That was rotten red reels from the very first second. (3/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 21/30

5. Nick "The Architect" Wright - "Indian Reservation" (Paul Revere and the Raiders - Nicky Champion's ring music)

Avatar - Arch Dawg, I do give you some points for creativity, even if the entire song was pitchy. You are aware that the Supreme-Tron clearly read "Cherokee Nation/Cherokee Tribe", right? Well, we do know that Nicky Champion and Fro Sure's version replaces "Cherokee" with "Ojibwe", so as to better suit his heritage, but "Architect Nation/Architect Tribe"? Works for me, Arch Dawg! (6/10)

Buck - Hey Architect, I heard you sing metalcore, so why didn't I hear metalcore? Wait a minute...I think I did hear metalcore, but whatever the case was, you can count me in as part of your Architect Tribe! (waves her hands in the air and starts singing out of tune) Architect Nation...Architect Tribe...too proud to live...TOO PROUD TO DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! (9/10)

Enhancement Eddie - An Architect? Maybe. A wrestler? Definitely. A singer? I've heard better melodies from dogs barking at the moon or a couple randy cats shagging each other. (2/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 17/30

6. Justin Sensitive - "I'm On Fire" (Dwight Twilley Band - Joshua Taylor's ring music)

Avatar - Dude, dawg, baby, Justin, my man, some classic rock songs are never meant to be sung in bubblegum style. Britney Spears' version of "Satisfaction", for instance. But even I can give her a pass, because you, dawg, you didn't sound on fire. You sounded like Michael Jackson if he was plain vanilla. You didn't sound like Nick Carter...you sounded like Aaron Carter. So while you weren't THAT pitchy, dawg, your performance lacked pizzazz. I'm sorry, Justin, but you're gonna need perfect scores from Haley and Eddie to at least tie my dawg Alan Parent. (7/10)

Buck (playing the drunk part to the hilt and contradicting her earlier statements) - Have I told you how much I love boy band singers even if they can't sing a lick? Looking at their hot 'n' hunky costumes makes me want to take another gulp from my Coke and lose myself in the music! And you did make me lose myself in the music, Justin, because this one's as perfect as anything I've heard here today. (10/10)

Enhancement Eddie - Boy bands. The enhancement talent of popular music. Three letters, Justin. M-E-H. (3/10)

TOTAL SCORE - 20/30

Enraged at having lost despite being a "legit" singer, Sensitive complains vociferously at the judges' table, but Alan Parent is tickled pink with excitement as he wins his first challenge, and gets three immunity points for yelping it out Axl Rose-style, and sounding very decent while at it! John Anderson, unfortunately, remains unimpressed despite his rookie finally showing some confidence on the mic, even if that confidence was manifested through singing, and not through promo-cutting.

CHALLENGE WINNER - Parent, three immunity points.

ANGLE - Hawkins and Vessey Make Open Challenge (76/B-)

The announcers still cannot believe that Alan Parent could sing so well, but all talk of Parent is interrupted by the sudden arrival of two men who have been all over the place since October - the original two Interlopers, Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins! Vessey, in a quiet, yet ornery tone, says that he heard one rookie had been "talkin' s--- about this dump's rookies bein' better than our previous home's vets." Hawkins says that he and Vessey will prove that rookie wrong, and if he and anybody else has the stones to face them in tag competition tonight, and beat them fair and square, then they'll give the whole "takeover" and "conquer and divide" plans some second thought.

ANGLE - Jett and Parent Accept Challenge (16/F)

Justin Sensitive, for all his tough talk, appears intimidated by the surprise appearance of the Interlopers, which means it's up to the "small but terrible" Jacob Jett to step up. He goes around, asking Masked Cougar, then The Architect if they want to help out, but Alan Parent surprises everyone, not the least Peter Michaels, by telling Jett that he's willing to go "strong style" on the Interlopers. Parent rattles off some trivia about Japanese wrestling and how Bryan Vessey is still a big deal over in Japan, but Jett nods his head and flashes a look that can only say "Alan, this is no time to be talking puroresu trivia!"

Alan Parent and Jacob Jett (w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore) vs The Interlopers (56/D+)

"There's a fine line between confidence and stupidity, and I think Alan Parent is stupid to believe he and that runt Jacob Jett can defeat the Interlopers," says Peter Michaels. Jerry Eisen says that while the two youngsters have little chance of upsetting Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins, they showed a lot of initiative in stepping up, and that should give them plus points with the mentors on the coming week's poll. Noticeably absent at ringside is John Anderson, and in the few moments Parent is in the ring, he looks lost and unable to keep up, as he gets felled first by a dropkick from Hawkins, then by a tiger suplex from Vessey. Parent kicks out of that and tags Jett in a few seconds later, and the "Amazing" 4C product fares slightly better, surprising Hawkins with a twisting moonsault at 5:00. But when Jett and Hawkins tag their respective partners in, it's curtains for Parent, as he quickly gets finished off with a Vessey Driver at a little past 5:30.

WINNERS - The Interlopers in 5:42

ANGLE - High Stakes Wheelbarrow Challenge (24/E)

Last season, it was Huey Cannonball dressed like the Bloodhound Gang in the "Bad Touch" video, riding the wheelbarrow. Now it's Rory McCallum dressed like Smokey Bear, and a slightly heavier load for the rookies to cart around from the start/finish line, then around the ring, then back to the yellow line. Simple enough, and once again, this challenge is worth three immunity points. The results:

1. Jett - 13.7

2. Sensitive - 14.1

3. Cougar - 14.3

4. Valentine - 14.9

5. Architect - 16.0

6. Parent - 18.2

Alan Parent didn't get a peep from mentor John Anderson when he did good (e.g. winning the Karaoke Challenge, volunteering to fight The Interlopers), but he's certainly hearing from his mentor now that things are going bad. Because of this, Nicky Champion intervenes and tries to shield Parent from his irate mentor, and the stage is immediately set for a showdown between both mentors...

CHALLENGE WINNER - Jett, three immunity points.

Nicky Champion vs John Anderson (w/Alan Parent) (66/C+)

It's a short and simple storyline, only covering one High Stakes episode, but enough to sustain interest in this match, as Champion continues warming up for his World title match at Let the Games Begin with this encounter against John Anderson. As Champion had said earlier, Anderson is an expert with his suplex variations, though he also has some great amateur wrestling holds at his disposal; Peter Michaels makes it a point to mention Anderson's background as an All-American in wrestling and football for the University of Texas. While Anderson has a couple minutes where he looks very good, Champion is control for most of the match, landing a Papoose Piledriver at 9:00, and hitting the Hawkeye Hammer as Anderson tried to get up just a few seconds later. It's an easy win for Champion, and after the match, he can be seen warning Alan Parent about his mentor Anderson; Champion can be overheard saying "Nicky Champion will talk to Rory" and assuring Parent that he'll see what he can do about replacing Anderson as his mentor.

WINNER - Champion in 9:22

HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 8):

Justin Sensitive - 6-2

Casey Valentine - 4-4

Masked Cougar - 4-4

The Architect - 4-4

Jacob Jett - 3-5

Alan Parent - 2-7

Rodney Ekuma - 3-4 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 7)

Erick Leigh - 1-5 (ELIMINATED - WEEK 6)

IMMUNITY POINTS AS OF WEEK 8:

Jacob Jett - 9

Casey Valentine - 8

Justin Sensitive - 7

Nick "The Architect" Wright - 7

Alan Parent - 4

Rodney Ekuma - 4 (ELIMINATED)

Masked Cougar - 2

Erick Leigh - 2 (ELIMINATED)

Overall Grade - 69/C+
All rookies except Masked Cougar were used too much.
SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.98

Psycho Sam · October 4, 2013

Beautiful! 9 out of 10!

I'm loving this, hopefully, Alan Pawent doesn't get eliminated.

3rdStringPG · October 5, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Beautiful! 9 out of 10! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'm loving this, hopefully, Alan Pawent doesn't get eliminated.</div></blockquote> Therein lies the conundrum. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> He's the least over guy in Season 2 of High Stakes, and the one whom the fans don't want to see wrestling (as shown on the match notes), but for #TeamPuwowesu, no one can be more over. And High Stakes' first few eliminations, for this season, are based on mentor and fan votes! So we shall see in the coming weeks if Mr. Pawent can hold on and probably sneak into the final four... Been making some good progress on the diary, so might as well build on the momentum by posting Uprising! SWF Uprising Sunday, November 10, 2013 Three Rivers Coliseum (Washington, Northwest) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: BB Colossus and Rodney Ekuma d. Noelson and Barnaby via Colossus Avalanche in 2:54 (20/E) J. Gordon Reed d. Remmy Skye via Stock Market Crash in 4:52 (52/D) "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith d. KP Avatar via Inverted Piledriver in 3:41 (35/E) Food Porn d. Ben 'n' Glenn Casey via Zim in One in 6:19 (50/D) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bach Promo (75/B-)</div> Uprising kicks off with some announcer banter from Marvin Earnest and Kyle Rhodes, as Marvelous Marv calls Rhodes "the Fourth Interloper, Kyle Rhodes", much to his chagrin. But it's timely that he do so, as this Uprising uncharacteristically leads off with a promo from the third Interloper, Sammy Bach! Hitting the ring to the music of his (kayfabe) cousin Sebastian Bach's band Skid Row ("Slave to the Grind"), the Elation Sensation grabs the mic and screams "HEEEEEEEEEERE'S SAMMY!!!!!!!" like he often did in TCW. Bach, whose promo style is similar to Jack Bruce's but much less understandable, talks about how the Interlopers are in the SWF for one reason, which is to "conquer and divide", but for the meantime, a few titles around their waists would be nice. He says that he'd like a crack at "that heartbroken little Valiant" for North American or Koshiro Ino, the "puroresu p---y", but unlike Team SWF's members, he's smart enough to demand that title shot AFTER Let the Games Begin, and not do double-duty for Team Interlopers while fighting for a singles title on the same evening. What if he doesn't get that title shot? Bach says if he doesn't, he and his fellow Interlopers are going to pull something similar to Uprising GM BJ O'Neill and hold her hostage; he adds some lascivious comments about the "Hawaiian hottie in charge", which gets him a lot of heat from the crowd. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bach Booked Against Taylor (65/C+)</div> Fortunately, O'Neill doesn't waste any time emerging from her office, as she says that what Bach and the Interlopers are planning is a criminal offense. Bach disregards this, instead mocking O'Neill's deep speaking voice and asking if she may have been a dude before joining the SWF. This doesn't amuse the Uprising GM and only gets Bach nuclear heat from the Kennewick, Washington crowd. O'Neill says Bach will get what he wants - he will become number one contender to the United States title and fight for the belt after Let the Games Begin - if he can beat his former TCW colleague Joshua Taylor in the main event of tonight's Uprising. Bach reacts by chanting "USA! USA!" but doesn't get the support of the crowd - if the SWF Galaxy wants an American to bring the U.S. title back to America, they want erstwhile number one contender Des Davids! <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/61oerMwQF6g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Toadies: I Come From the Water"></iframe></div></div> (w/Angel Fish) vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bBp2wq322Q" rel="external nofollow">Bobby Bruce</a> (w/Karen Killer) (46/D-)</div> Unlike his Undawater Union cohorts, Krustacean Kirk is getting quite a nice push, but so is the young man whose real surname is Youngman - Jack Bruce's storyline son Bobby Bruce. Kirk continues to impress with his hybrid of technical and brawling styles, though one person who isn't impressed is heel announcer Marv Earnest, who frequently refers to Kirk as "Mr. Krabs." As the match reaches the fourth minute, Kirk is able to set up a Kirk-hold by falling Bruce with a double underhook suplex, and he's got the hold locked in tight when Bruce's storyline bandmates Jefferson Stardust and storyline mom Karen Killer hit the ring to break up the hold! Darren Smith calls for the bell and disqualifies Bruce, who storms out of the ring with his fellow heels, knowing that he has bigger things on his plate in the form of a potential Shooting Star title match against Darryl Devine. WINNER - Kirk in 4:35 via DQ <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Bubblegum Factory w/24/7 Partay Dudez - Bobby Bruce and Darryl Devine (47/D-)</div> Mainstream and Stevie promise two guests who play a type of music that is too uncommercial for these times, or any time for that matter, and those guests are the reigning Shooting Star champ Darryl Devine, and the man gunning for his belt at the present, Bobby Bruce. Mainstream calls tonight's show a "summit of great importance, even more relevant than the Obamacare debates", and Devine starts off by saying that if Bobby Bruce wants to challenge him for the Shooting Star title at Let the Games Begin, he's on. Bruce says that if he wins - and he knows he can win - he'll add some long-overdue credibility to the title, and will not be like the average Shooting Star winner who fades into obscurity after losing the belt. In fact, Bruce says he'll turn the Shooting Star title into a main event title under his watch! The "summit" soon degenerates into a shouting match between Devine and Bruce, and A-Prime has to step in between the two to break things up; Bruce backs off, playing the cowardly heel and trying to maintain peace with the Partay Dudez for the sake of his "bandmates" The Awesomeness, while Devine literally has the last word, debuting his "Devine intervention" catchphrase for the first time in his five-month SWF run. <div style="text-align:center;">Cameron Vessey vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgT8FpJbPY" rel="external nofollow">John Anderson</a> (w/Hannah) (55/D+)</div> It's bad chemistry all around in this match - John Anderson and Hannah are an awkward pairing, while Anderson can't seem to mesh with Cam Vessey in the ring. Cam's uncle Bryan Vessey is on guest commentary here, and he spends the entire match criticizing everything about the youngster - his form on the tiger suplex, his Modern-Day Urban Cowboy gimmick, even his outside musical interests. As for the match, Anderson dominates for the most part, and while Cam Vessey gets some impact moves in and finishes Anderson off with the Vessey Driver, Hannah's over-the-top temper tantrums from outside the ring divert Shane Stones' attention long enough for Bryan Vessey to run in, floor his nephew with a Vessey Driver of his own, and place Anderson's arm on poor Cameron as Stones returns to the match and counts one, two, three. WINNER - Anderson in 4:21 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eisen Promo (78/B)</div> And there's still more "Live from New York" promo-ing courtesy of Eric Eisen, as he again appears on the Supreme-Tron to do his best to convince Cam Vessey to join the Entourage. This also marks the first mention of SWF Studios' teen period piece drama Idealistic Teacher's cast... E. Eisen - So near, but yet so far, Cameron. Doesn't it rankle you that you came within an inch of upsetting John Anderson, only to lose because your uncle went apes--- because of your bad form, in the ring and on the silver screen? As I said last time, Bryan's no friend of mine. But he's on to something. See, you're wastin' your potential keepin' your onscreen friendship with a few cast members alive now that your mid-'60s tearjerker of a film is done shooting. You're hangin' out with second-rate ham-and-eggers when you could be running with a crowd that appreciates you for who you are...son of Larry, nephew of Bryan. A tough, ornery Texas varmint like your dad and your uncle, and not some smilin' aw-shucks Modern-Day Urban Cowboy who loses all the time. The Eisen Entourage needs YOU to help us Occupy SWF...and that's more than enough. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Angel Fish Hypes The Undawater Union vs The Parts Unknown (47/D-)</div> Eric Eisen's promo is followed by a more light-hearted look at one of the SWF's more promising, yet down-on-their-luck teams - The Undawater Union. At the Union's "secret headquarters", automated leader R.A.U.L. tries to boost the team's spirits by saying they have a much easier team to deal with following their recent losses. That team is The Parts Unknown, and R.A.U.L. predictably doesn't have any information on them other than "Part One wears the green mask, and Part Two wears the yellow mask." R.A.U.L. doesn't even know that "they always lose", as Red Snapper says, but Angel Fish warns Snapper and Amazing Urchin about being too complacent. She says that The Parts Unknown's streak of bad luck has ended, and while their first win in almost 30 tries was a fluke, they shouldn't be taken too lightly at this point. Krustacean Kirk asks R.A.U.L. and Angel Fish about getting a fourth man for Let the Games Begin, to which the automated Raul Darkness says that he's "got that covered." Kirk points and yells "TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!", and the kid-friendly heroes end the angle and exit their headquarters with their usual early Batman-style exit. <div style="text-align:center;">The Undawater Union (w/Angel Fish) vs The Parts Unknown (40/D-)</div> Could we be about to see the masks go off and The Parts Unknown get revealed as Greg and Matt Gauge/Keith? They'll probably need a few more wins, but The Undawater Union wants to make that hard for them; Red Snapper has Part One close to submitting to a Sea Clutch, but Part Two steps in illegally to break the hold. A few minutes later, Part Two eats a Scything Shark Kick from The Amazing Urchin, but kicks out. The Undawater Union appears very frustrated by their inability to put The Parts Unknown away as easily as they hoped, and after Snapper celebrates following a flash DDT, he gets surprised by a screw legwhip from Part Two, followed by a bow and arrow lock - straight out of the Sam Keith playbook! (The announcers, however, are very careful not to make any reference to Keith, instead speculating that The Parts Unknown in the ring may be two new Interlopers in disguise.) Snapper shakes his head furiously at referee Ric Young, and that's good enough to give The Parts Unknown their second straight win! What's next - the Charlotte Bobcats making a push for the NBA Finals? WINNERS - The Parts Unknown in 5:59 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids and Taylor Rant About Ino and Bach (66/C+)</div> Eve Runcord is backstage in what is reportedly her last appearance on SWF television for the meantime - she's headed to Texas Wrestling League to receive "additional training", which, for those in the know, could be translated to the continuation of Operation Lullaby. Speculation aside, Runcord is interviewing Des Davids and Josh Taylor, both of whom are not shy about telling her how they feel about Koshiro Ino. Taylor says Ino is almost always on Uprising because he doesn't think much of the competition on the B-show, while Davids adds that Ino's underestimation of the Uprising mainstays could be his downfall at Let the Games Begin. Regarding Sammy Bach, Taylor says that back when he was wrestling "for the competition", he was often showered with jeers of "SHOWTIME ROCKS!", in reference to his being a Jack Bruce derivative. Taylor says that he may not have Bach's charisma, but he has two things The Elation Sensation doesn't - technical skills and originality. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hannah Wins Bikini Contest (51/D)</div> John Anderson welcomes the fans at Three Rivers Coliseum to what he calls the Manager's Bikini Open, which is essentially four managers not named Emma Chase or Jessie Gilmore/Angel Fish strutting their stuff in two-piece swimsuits. The winner, he says, would get a chance to manage his "newest star pupils" , and Marvin Earnest appears to be rooting for someone who once worked a naughty teacher gimmick before quietly becoming a more generic heel manager - Kristen Pearce. Jerry Eisen's bet to win is Haley Buck, who did a "great Paula Abdul impersonation on the last High Stakes", while Kyle Rhodes thinks Awesomeness manager Alanis Springsteen would win it with her leather-and-lace getup. "She should be disqualified! That's not a swimsuit she's wearing - that's BDSM lingerie!", yells Eisen, who remains bitter over Springsteen taking over as Awesomeness manager to coincide with their heel turn. Rhodes, who is clearly on the side of the faces, tends to agree, and switches his support to High Concept manager Buck. Anderson had earlier explained that the winner will be decided by fan cheers, and despite Hannah getting booed loudest and Buck getting the most cheers as the only babyface manager in the contest, Anderson announces Hannah as the winner! Hannah says, in her most deceiving good-girl voice, that she will take good care of Anderson's "star pupils", while clothing and feeding them, though these "star pupils" supposedly don't like being clothed. Who could they possibly be? <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cIdR_v1neDc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title=""></iframe></div></div> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/El Duque) (65/C)</div> Paul Huntingdon, despite his Klubb membership and all, is stuck in jobber-to-the-stars territory at this point, though he does get a decent amount of heat for his English snob gimmick. Davids, on the other hand, is very well-received with "USA! USA!" cheers, which only serve to get under the skin of guest commentator Koshiro Ino. The match includes Ino leaving the announce table and pushing El Duque aside to distract Davids by waving his Japanese flag, but Davids is quick enough to forearm smash Ino off the apron and focus on defeating Huntingdon! That distraction gives Huntingdon about a minute or so of convincing offense, but Davids quickly regains control, using his Quarterback Sack finisher to put the Blue Blood away. WINNER - Davids in 6:56 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Benson Impersonates Mainstream (56/D+)</div> Somehow, Elmo Benson doesn't run out of people to impersonate, and this time, it's Mainstream, as he enters to the tune of 24/7 Partay Dudez's one-time ring theme "Fever Beat." He screams "ELMOGROUCHO!!!" as Greg Black reluctantly replies with "GROUCHOELMO!!!", while mocking the Partay Dudez's off-key singing and salacious dancing, much to the delight of the fans in attendance. "No wonder they haven't won any tag titles since the day of Reaganomics," complains Marv Earnest. "They can't take a damn thing seriously!" <div style="text-align:center;">High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce, A-Prime and Calum Nelson) (69/C+)</div> It's official - Let the Games Begin will feature "Team High Allies", the name chosen by James Prudence (on guest commentary) for the five-man team of High Concept, The Fly Boys and Robbie Retro, up against "Team SMB", or Strange Musical Bedfellows - Mainstream, Stevie, Calum Nelson and The Awesomeness. Prudence calls the SMBs a "marriage of convenience", and predicts that the boy band/glam rock team-up will implode because of their natural musical differences. "Unlike us, since four of us - Elmo, Greg, Donnie and myself - love to fly, while Robbie Retro's cool with anything," says Prudence. Indeed, we see a lot of flying here, but we also see Greg Black lock Mainstream up in an STF, and Stevie come close to pinning Elmo Benson with the Platinum Record. Everything is completely open between both teams, with hardly any heel isolation or illegal double-team moves, but the match ends in chaos when The Awesomeness run in to break up a post-Game Over cover on Mainstream! Prudence joins in as well, and so does Donnie J, who dashes out of the locker room when he notices A-Prime and Calum Nelson ganging up on the babyfaces as well, and Sam Sparrow has no choice but to call this match a no-contest. WINNERS - Nobody. No-contest at 6:56 following interference from The Awesomeness, The Fly Boys, Calum Nelson and A-Prime. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hannah Introduces New Clients (53/D)</div> After the commercial break, Hannah stands outside of Aegalaeus Position, wearing a back-revealing bodysuit and a tight pair of short-shorts, and says that she and John Anderson, who produces films under the alias Henry J. Ackerman, are proud to present their latest discoveries. It's all adding up now - Henry J. Ackerman went by "H.A." instead of Henry or Hank, and "H.A." could very well mean Human Arsenal, Anderson's ring name in TCW. And Anderson, being the SWF's devil's advocate, has talked Hero Squad into becoming...A PAIR OF ADULT FILM ENTERAINERS! So that's where the "more heroic Hero Squad" and "a Hero Squad Daddy and Mommy could appreciate" came from! But the team is no longer known as Hero Squad - rather, they're now known as Eros Squad (touche!) and Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord now go by the names "Atomic Load" Adam Neutron and "Jungle Stud" Jack Hoffs. And strangely, they deny any and all connection to Hero Squad, while making outright references to their old gimmicks in their introductory promo. Neutron (starting with his old Captain Atomic scream) - YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Mmmmmm yeah, Jack, that was some movie we filmed out there in Hollywood with Maxie! What was that film again? Hoffs - Opportunistic Teacher! A COMING of age film about teenagers in slowly-being-desegregated North Carolina, I mean, VIRGINIA, circa nineteen...SIXTY NINE. Neutron - Yeah, and we even did another film, you know, a film about a Navy officer from the Department of Internal Covert Killing! I'm not gonna say what it is, but you know which IMDB to find it at! (laughs) We sure rose to the occasion out there, didn't we? Hoffs - We sure did, Adam! And what was that thing I used to say again? DAMN! I forgot already! Ah, I know what it is! JUNGLE STUD SCORE!!!! (laughs out hysterically) Atomic Load and the Jungle Stud...the BIGGEST names in the tag team division, and boy, do we mean the BIGGEST! Neutron - WHA-AAAAAAAAT?!?!? You speak English, Jungle Stud! Why, of course you do! Hoffs - And you can speak without shouting and with sense! Neutron - OF COURSE I CAN, Jungle Stud! It's great to finally be here in the SWF, and whoever wants to get it on with the big boys of Eros Squad can do so right here, right now, because all the ladies in the SWF Galaxy...want to feel...the Atomic Force. (makes a seductive pose as some pyro explodes in the background) Hoffs - EROS SQUAD SCORE!!!! The challenge is answered by The Can-Am Animals, who get immediately mocked for their "rated PG act" and Edd Stone's "G-rated gyrations" he calls Stonerizing. <div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ot6pSrKT1oc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="EUROPA - Santana"></iframe></div></div> (w/Hannah) vs The Can-Am Animals (w/"Bulldozer" Bryan Smith) (71/C+)</div> The fans don't quite know how to react to kid-friendly Hero Squad turning into double-entendre spouting porn stars Eros Squad, and neither do the announcers - John Anderson, who's sitting in, tells them that he's convinced Adam and Jack (whom he doesn't refer to as Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord) to "do what they feel and cater to a more mature audience." The Can-Am Animals are also shocked, but Marv Earnest says they're simply defending the honor of their friend and leader Eric Eisen, whose action star legacy was besmirched by "that film", which is obviously "The D.I.C.K." Indeed, the announcers aren't talking much about the match, which is quite open and well-executed, with an Edd Stone atomic Arabian facebuster on Adam Neutron at 4:30 being the highlight of the match. We also see Stone and Franklin Huggins isolating Neutron from the fifth to eighth minute, before the Jungle Stud, Jack Hoffs, enters the ring with very Jungle Lord-esque offense on the hot tag. Anderson says Hoffs is "on an orgy of violence", while Eisen says that the Entourage certainly won't be watching any Eros Squad films at their next keg party! The match ends when Hoffs unleashes the "Jungle Jack-You-Later" (Jungle Jack-Jammer) on Huggins, giving the repackaged Eros Squad a win upon their return to SWF action. WINNERS - Eros Squad in 9:24 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Eros Squad Rejects Hannah Alliance (57/D+)</div> No longer do Atomic and Jungle Lord, er...Adam Neutron and Jack Hoffs do the Dance of Joy. Instead, they do a seductive Chippendale-style dance following their win, and are joined by Hannah, who tries her best to play the bad girl role. Unfortunately for her and for John Anderson, Hoffs yells "GET THAT POSER OUT OF HERE!", while Neutron seconds this by saying Hannah "has never watched a film from our genre in her life!" Hannah leaves with Anderson, looking upset that Eros Squad has spurned her management offer, but Anderson tells her not to worry - if he could turn two child-friendly comic book heroes into adult film superstars in just four weeks, he could convince them to "do what they feel, but do it the right way." <div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlzzCSVCqOc" rel="external nofollow">Joshua Taylor</a> vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVZgRD-I0lo" rel="external nofollow">Sammy Bach</a> - Number One Contender Match for SWF United States Title (78/B)</div> "Pity the children who once looked up to Hero Squad," laments Marv Earnest as the Josh Taylor-Sammy Bach number one contender match begins, but Jerry Eisen tells Earnest to lighten up - he'd rather watch Eros Squad's send-up of the "prawn industry" than his messed-up brother's Entourage and their childish shenanigans or "those sick excuses for tag champs, The Awesomeness." Moving on to this match, this is probably one of the best on Uprising in quite a while, and arguably the best since Tom Gilmore vs the then-heel James Prudence on the first Uprising episode in March! Taylor shows his maturity as a ring general despite being "only" 31, and his selling skills, particularly after a corkscrew leg lariat at 3:30, are to be respected. He also tells a good story here, allowing Bach to dominate the middle part of the match with his exciting aerial moves, and making him look like a million dollars in his debut. Bach, for his part, allows Taylor several chances to look good, selling stiff puro-style chops from the one-time gaijin star in the opening minutes, and having Taylor wrap him up in the Butterfly Lock for several seconds past the tenth minute, making an unbelievable grab for the ropes at close to 11:00. While Taylor's babyface comeback had been impressive to say the least, referee Darren Smith gets distracted by Bryan Vessey and Drew Hawkins' sudden arrival, and that allows Hawkins to blast Taylor with the Full Moon Rising and Bach to land his Bach on Your Back finisher (bodylock reverse sleeper) at close to 12:00. The Interlopers have done it again, and Sammy Bach starts off strong with a win on Uprising, much to the displeasure of the announce team. WINNER - Bach in 11:54. Sammy Bach to face winner of Des Davids vs Koshiro Ino for the United States title AFTER Let the Games Begin. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 75/B- SWF Uprising Rating - 1.03 Trending on Twitter - #ErosSquad #JohnAnderson #HannahHotness #Stonerizing #WeWantEdd #Edd #SammyBach</div></blockquote>

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