SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · November 19, 2013

OOC - So I've spent most of my waking day working, arguing with mail couriers and bus lines alike and basically making sure my holiday goes off without a hitch. And my PC's acting up again - looks like I might need a new hard drive. As such, I dunno if the Jack Bruce interview could be wrapped up before Thursday. If it is, it will be posted between Christmas Clash and Uprising. If not, then it will serve as part of the diary's finale.

Christmas Clash should be up within 24 to 36 hours, so let's find out what's going on backstage, and what's going to happen to Eric Eisen. (His co-conspirators will be revealed in the post-Christmas Clash backstage segment.) As you'll see below, I'm also considering making some drug-related edits to Brandon James and Cameron Vessey...

<div style="text-align:center;">"A Lump of Coal for the Supreme Iconoclast"</div>

Saturday, December 14, 2013

RCA Dome, Indianapolis, Ind.

5:20 p.m.

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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you're tellin' me, KP, that she wrote you a poem, made out with you in the car, suggested you two go drinking somewhere private, and..."

"I'll let you know after the show."

This was not the time to kiss and tell. Drew and Dawn were all around the locker room, walking hand-in-hand and exchanging sweet nothings. Same with Lisa and Arch, whose dramatic exit from High Stakes convinced creative to make him the fourth rookie signed to the main roster (in storyline). Besides, it wasn't like me to kiss and tell. I wasn't like those Klubbers who weren't shy about bragging about their sexual conquests and the ring rats they'd party with after the shows. With their loose alliance with Drew's Y&R Boyz, the Klubb was at the height of decadence, with every major member involved in drunken debauchery, and rumors of hard drug use cropping up, as Brandon James had recently met up with his former DaVE bullying victim Matt Sparrow. Word on the street was that Sparrow decided to augment his CZCW income by selling Brandon some of the white stuff. Never knew of Brandon having a drug habit, but this sure made for interesting water-cooler talk.

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Just as I was wondering if the Klubb was really bringing the mid-'90s environment back to the SWF locker room, I exchanged fist-bumps with Bryan and Cam Vessey and nodded back at them as they headed to the catering area. Bryan was as jacked up as ever, and though I didn't notice Cam looking any different, he did hit the drums especially hard the last time we rehearsed, breaking two sets of drumsticks and denting the snare drum. As Cam wasn't exactly wigging out over minor frustrations (such as Ash's inconsistency on the bass and Remmy showing up to rehearsal baked out of his mind), I hoped it was all a coincidence and not a case of Bryan introducing his nephew to PEDs. Then again, Cam hadn't been hanging out with us much since that rehearsal, which took place a good two weeks ago. I was worried about my friend, bandmate and fellow 2013 rookie.

Then, a high-pitched voice screaming at the top of his lungs.

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"IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT F---IN' FAIR!!!"

Seeing his increasingly good friend getting worked up over something, Frank Huggins ran over to Eric Eisen and tried to cool him down and find out what had happened. By now, several workers were looking at Eric, who was kicking locker doors and tossing a couple chairs around in anger.

"F---in' Peter Michaels suspended me for one month. ONE MONTH! And what does he do to that racist Emerald Angel? NOTHING! HE DOESN'T F---IN' DO A F---IN' THING WHEN IT WAS F---IN' HIDETOSHI WHO WAS MOCKING THE SWF, MOCKING AMERICA, AND IMPLYIN' THAT MY DAD IS A HACK!"

"I know, right," said Edd Stone, who had joined Frank in trying to calm Eric down. "That Japanese punk doesn't know his place in the locker room. In fact, I wish you'd, like, totally wrecked that Camry of his!"

"Peter must go, man," continued Eric. "Peter Michaels must f---in' go."

Frank was still a voice of reason somehow at this time, and it was good he knew how much good Peter had done for the promotion over the past year. "I think that's a bit out of line, Eric. I mean, the guy's got great ideas, he's gung-ho on pushing the brand split, and..."

"And THAT MOTHERF---ER HASN'T GIVEN ME A FRACTION OF A PUSH SINCE 2010! He hasn't let me turn face, he's had us feuding with losers, it's always been Jack Bruce this, Tom Gilmore that, Rich Money this, Nicky Champion and Steve Frehley that, all that New Money Army garbage, even f---in' Jurassic RDJ and Vengeance!" I looked around to see if any main eventers apart from Drew and Bryan were watching - nobody. If I were Jack, Tom, Rich, Nicky, Steve, Sean or Ricky, I would've torn Eric a new one.

"You know what, Frank?", continued the petulant Eric Eisen. "You can go kiss Peter Michaels' ass for all I care. Dad's not gonna stand for this, I'm tellin' you. Peter can go suspend me one month, but he'll pay for this. HE'LL F---IN' PAY FOR THIS!" Eric kicked another chair and let out a Captain Atomic-like yell that honestly made a few of us snicker. And then he stormed out, gym bag on his shoulders, presumably headed to a nearby bar to get wasted well before anybody else.

Before Eric angrily left the RCA Dome locker room, I did see him glaring at me from the corner of his eye. A hard, steely glare that could only say one thing.

"I'm gonna get you, Avatar." For what, though?

Rickymex · November 19, 2013

How did Eric glare at KP if he had already left?

3rdStringPG · November 19, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>How did Eric glare at KP if he had already left?</div></blockquote> He was in the process of storming out when he glared at KP. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I probably need to tweak those last few lines a bit. But thanks for pointing that out!

flaviooooo · November 20, 2013

SWF Christmas Clash 2013

RCA Dome (Indiana, Great Lakes)

Saturday, December 14, 2013

PRE-SHOW:

Darryl Devine © vs Bobby Bruce - SWF Shooting Star Title Match

Vengeance vs J. Gordon Reed

CHRISTMAS CLASH:

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson - Hardcore Match

Des Davids © vs Sammy Bach - SWF United States Title Match

High Concept (1) vs The Can-Am Animals (2) vs The Dysfunctional Bumfholes (3) vs The Awesomeness (c, WC) vs Eros Squad (WC) - SWF Tag Team Title Match - Tag Team Turmoil

Jack Giedroyc vs Nicky Champion vs Ricky Dale Johnson vs Drew Hawkins vs Steve Frehley - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match - Championship Scramble

Valiant © vs Bryan Vessey - SWF North American Title Match

Remo vs Rich Money - Lumberjack Match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Jack Bruce © - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match

(STIPULATIONS, ETC. - Everyone is BANNED FROM RINGSIDE for matches involving New Money Army members. Running in on behalf of a worker results in disqualification. For World title match, Jack Bruce loses his title if disqualified or counted out.

WC stands for Wild Card - these teams will be first to enter in the Tag Team Turmoil match.)

SWF Uprising

Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Southeast)

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Patrick Cudelli vs BB Colossus

Donnie J vs Bobby Bruce (c?)

Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs Sons of Sam

????? vs The Awesomeness (c?)

????? vs The Zim

Eros Squad (c?) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez

High Concept (c?) vs ?????

Bonus Question #1 - And the brand split signing spree continues! Who will be featured in the next article as a confirmed new signing?

A) Bruce the Giant

B) Danny Fonzarelli (assuming I change my mind and sign him after all)

C) Knuckles/Shady K (at this point I've yet to approach them)

D) Travis Century (as DaVE authority figure)

Bonus Question #2 - Major backstage segment alert - Eric Eisen shall be pranking Emerald Angel big-time. Who will be his partner(s) in crime?

A) Brandon James and Emma Chase

B) Brandon James only

C) Emma Chase only

D) Jason Azaria and Jerry Eisen

E) Jerry Eisen only

F) Nicolas Lopez (El Duque) and Paul Huntingdon

G) Remo

3rdStringPG · November 20, 2013

OOC - Not working from home today - I don't have TEW here, which means there's no Christmas Clash pic either. Anyway, here's the first part of 2013's final PPV, with a more TEW-centric grading system (I had previously used the grading system in college math classes, where 60 was a passing score or C-), and grades straight from Iceisle's dual grade pack! Thanks as always for the awesome images! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF Christmas Clash RCA Dome (Indiana, Great Lakes) Saturday, December 14, 2013 (Week 2) PRE-SHOW: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer) - SWF Shooting Star Title Match http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9fa59465-e4d1-481c-83da-b1c9cc2ee6e4_zpsa7cd266b.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0ac0173d-5a30-4532-8409-017b60717323_zpsf5824508.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/52_zps4fae5811.jpg</div> Darryl Devine, the reigning champ for the past four months and arguably the most successful in his role as champ since the original days of the lower-level title, dominates this match from bell to bell, hardly giving Bobby Bruce any chance to get offense in. However, Jack Bruce's kayfabe son wins it with the help of his kayfabe mom, scoring on a Bobby Blitzkrieg Bop off a Karen Killer referee distraction and a subsequent low blow. WINNER - B. Bruce in 7:52. Bobby Bruce is the NEW SWF Shooting Star Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Vengeance (w/Ricky Dale Johnson) vs J. Gordon Reed (w/The Chase Agency) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b45804cf-669b-47d2-9cda-a6c23d79a2da_zps41f9fb30.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a3fa05e9-dea0-4bbb-af8d-8a39e7fa9e04_zps5076ccb7.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/66_zps133644f8.jpg</div> Vengeance and J. Gordon Reed show excellent chemistry in the ring, and it's a pity the crowd is quite cold at this point following the Shooting Star title match. Reed fights hard and makes two unsuccessful tries to finish Vengeance off with the Stock Market Crash, but his agile, yet powerful offense is no match for 320 pounds of Skull Krush-ing fury. WINNER - Vengeance in 6:20</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Rants About Remo (82/B) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/82_zpsa30f5a70.jpg</div> Interviewed by Katie Cameron backstage, Rich Money reiterates everything he's been saying about Remo in advance of the show - he's soft, lazy and a waste of talent. In addition to that, Money says that while he's never been Mr. Popular in the locker room, people fear him; as for Remo, people don't just dislike him, but they see him as a joke and one of the most underwhelming World champs in SWF history.</div></blockquote> CHRISTMAS CLASH - PART ONE <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore vs Bruce Hype Video</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/92_zps5a051478.jpg</div> As usual, the James Earl Jones soundalike voiceover (JEJSV) talks us through things, as the deep, sonorous-voiced man discusses everything that has led up to this match, starting with the formation of the Men Unda Pressure in April 2013. JEJSV - It all started with one man's desire...to form a supergroup. <div style="text-align:center;">SUPREME TV, 4/2/13</div> J. Bruce - You see, guys, I've gone ahead and formed myself a new band... JEJSV - A band of men with talent, teamwork and what it took...to eventually secure individual belts for themselves... J. Bruce - I have got myself the greatest power trio since my namesake, Jack Bruce, teamed up with two talented individuals named Eric Clapton and Ginger Baker. So constituents of Portland, why don't you give it up for THIS Jack Bruce, the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, the one, the only Long Island Angel. Tom "Angry" Gilmore. And Chris Morrisette, the Working Class Hero. You'll be seeing all of us at the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching. Without further ado, let's give it up for the...THE MEN!!!! UNDA!!!! PRESSURE!!!! After showing Jack Bruce winning the World title from Remo at Supreme Challenge XXXIII, Tom Gilmore winning the Supreme Heavyweight title from Rich Money at Welcome to the Jungle, and Chris Morrisette making his farewell speech as Lobster Warrior, the next scene features Darryl Devine, an eventual Men Unda Pressure member, winning the Shooting Star title, then Bruce and Gilmore hoisting their belts high in the air in a backstage celebration. JEJSV - But like so many great bands before them, the implosion was inevitable. One that had come with little advance warning, but a lot of signs along the way that many would have ignored. <div style="text-align:center;">BREAK LIKE THE WIND PPV, 10/12/13</div> Fry - WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE INTERLOPERS DOING IN HERE? That's Bryan Vessey, whom we saw on the last Supreme TV assaulting his own nephew, SWF Superstar Cameron! A. Garcia - And he's with one of his friends from the competition - Wolf Hawkins! Michaels - Hopefully they go after that decadent corruptor of youth Jack Bruce... Fry - NO! They're targeting Remo! FULL MOON RISING ON THE ALPHA DOG! Michaels - Bah Gawd, Duane, he's goin' for the Vessey Driver...Bryan Vessey goin' for the Vessey Driver. BOOM! A few moments later, after Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey double-clothesline Marat Khoklov out of the ring and send him crashing against Rich Money... Michaels - Thank Gawd we've got security in here...though I would have liked to see 'em launch an attack on Jack. Fry - They almost did, and it's good those interlopers are being escorted out of here! <div style="text-align:center;">SUPREME TV, 10/15/13</div> Michaels (as Jack Bruce is crotched on the ropes by a Bryan Vessey interference) - That's gotta hurt big-time...Jack Bruce has just taken it in the you-know-where! Azaria - What's wrong with this referee, Sam Sparrow...he is letting the Interlopers get away with murder! Fry - FULL MOON RISING! Drew Hawkins has FLOORED the champ with his signature move! He's going for the cover, lateral press on Bruce...dear God, tell me this is not happening! Michaels - THE INTERLOPERS WIN!!!! Jack Bruce, you are an IDIOT. Fry - That was so unlike Jack. I know him to have a lot more fight than that! Michaels - But who knows...maybe these two men, Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey, could bring something good to the table now that they're officially hired by the SWF! <div style="text-align:center;">SUPREME TV, 10/22/13</div> Gilmore (off-mic, scolding Bruce after he cleans house on Hawkins and Vessey at the parking lot) - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THE BALL, JACK! J. Bruce (off-mic) - Look, Tom...I'm really sorry I lost the match for us...I'm really sorry, man... <div style="text-align:center;">SUPREME TV, 11/12/13</div> Azaria (as Bruce ostensibly sprains his ankle against Justin Sensitive) - Jack Bruce put too much mustard into that New York Minute! Michaels - Good! It's about time that blowhard got punished for being such a show-off! <div style="text-align:center;">SUPREME TV, 11/12/13</div> JEJSV - And then came probably the most telling sign...that not all was well with the Cream of the Crop, Jack Bruce. J. Bruce - ...I'm havin' Faith in Christian and sittin' out the Team SWF vs Team Interlopers elimination tag match. JEJSV - This was a sign that had once again gotten ignored by Tom Gilmore, even as Bruce continued to act unlike himself at Let the Games Begin. <div style="text-align:center;">BREAK LIKE THE WIND, 11/16/13</div> Gilmore - But you were right in that thing you taped for the pay-per-view. If you keep the title, you'd be the best damn ambassador the SWF could have as its World Champion. (slaps Bruce in the back) Team SWF may have been screwed, but if you win tonight, or even if Nicky Champion wins... J. Bruce - If I win, Tom. Forget that poor man's Jack Bruce and know that you're speakin' to the real dealie-o right here. (smiling) I'm in more pain than I was last Tuesday, but I've made my decision. I'm gonna keep that title. I'm sorry if I may have let you down for backin' outta the 4-on-4, but I promise you, Tom. I'm gonna keep the belt 'round my waist...in...and with...A NEW!!! YORK!!! MINUTE!!!! JEJSV - As Jack Bruce promised, he retained the World Heavyweight championship with, and in a New York Minute. But what happened after that, as Tom Gilmore and acting SWF Commissioner Christian Faith entered the ring to congratulate him for retaining his belt on an otherwise dark day for the SWF, was something no one in the locker room had seen coming. The next footage is of the then-Interlopers, now with Sammy Bach, breaking up the celebration, and of Jack Bruce's memorable heel turn on Gilmore as he formalized his allegiance with the TCW invaders. Michaels (noticing Drew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach charging from the locker room) - GOOD GAWD!!!! THE INTERLOPERS ARE BACK, AND THEY'RE HERE TO CRASH JACK BRUCE'S VICTORY PARTY!!! Normally I would be glad to see anybody do that, but not those no-good Interlopers! A. Garcia - Something tells me that this is not right. Why isn't Jack Bruce doing anything anymore? Michaels - Because he's a selfish ass! He probably wants to savor the moment a little more... Fry - OH NO!!!! JACK BRUCE HAS JUST TAKEN TOM GILMORE OUT WITH THE NEW YORK MINUTE!!!! BRUCE HAS ATTACKED HIS FRIEND, HIS FELLOW CHAMPION, AND HIS LONG-TIME SUPPORTER TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE!!!! Fry (about 1-2 minutes later) - ...Jack Bruce, you can go eff yourself. JEJSV - This act of treachery led to Jack Bruce announcing that he had, in fact, recruited Bryan Vessey, Drew Hawkins and Sammy Bach to the SWF, and the formation of The New Money Army, an organization led and funded by Rich Money, who had helped sweeten the deal for the three Interlopers upon their signing with the SWF. Since then, Tom Gilmore has vacated his Supreme Heavyweight belt with one thing, and only one thing in mind. Defeating Jack Bruce and winning the SWF World Heavyweight title for the SWF. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg</div> Gilmore - Tonight at Christmas Clash...Santa's gonna take away all your presents, Jack. Because you've BEEN A BAD, BAD BOY, AND YOU HAVE, MOST OF ALL, FORSAKEN ALL THOSE MONTHS OF FRIENDSHIP WORKIN' TOWARDS WHAT I THOUGHT WERE THE SAME GOALS! And it turns out they weren't. (pauses) Be prepared, Jack. Because with your New Money Army banned from helpin' you out...I am goin' to PUT THE F---IN' FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU AND WIN YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!! J. Bruce - You've always been a user and abuser, Tom Gilmore. A user of men such as myself...you used our partnership to become the be-all and end-all of every major SWF event...and as Rich Money would say, the Darling of the Dirtsheets. Abuser? (scoffs) You'll hafta ask your wife about that, but not before you whack the livin' hell outta her for havin' some margaritas with the girls. My true Constituents STILL love me, Tom, and they know that I've won this World title FIVE TIMES, BABY, and don't plan to let go of it anytime soon. (pauses) I don't care if Rich Money and everyone else has to stay in the locker room. But even with Candido, Kletsky and Dan F---in' Mardayl fawnin' and droolin' all over you on the dirtsheets, I'M STILL THE FIVE-TIME WORLD CHAMP, and you're still a Johnny Come Lately. And you know there's gonna be a Jack Bruce party to be had - who knows, maybe with your long-sufferin' battered wife - once I take you out. In a New. York. Minute. (flashes the horn sign in one hand and a dirty finger in the other)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Chris Caulfield (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs John Anderson (w/Hannah) - Hardcore Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e6c44042-e358-46c6-8dbe-4455d234753c_zps13a09a71.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/eaa79e78-5ad3-4f2b-81df-161f61df5b48_zps2700208a.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/70_zpse12bb7f2.jpg</div> Christmas Clash officially kicks off with a hardcore match pitting the so-called "God boy" Chris Caulfield versus the SWF's self-styled Devil's Advocate, John Anderson. Caulfield uses his experience in hardcore settings to control most of the match, "living by the chair" as he liberally uses steel chairs to bash on Anderson's back and head. Anderson, for his part, seems to prefer kendo sticks as ammunition, and is merciless as he attacks Caulfield against the steel steps at around 6:50. But as Anderson returns to the ring to the celebrate, he is surprised by Caulfield Philly Flop-ping from outside, and gaining control in the final minute! After using the lid of a trash can to stun Anderson, he Danger Drops him onto a chair to pick up the pin and the win. WINNER - Caulfield in 8:05</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Rants About Bach</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/74_zps011e8093.jpg</div> Des Davids is in the locker room, being interviewed by Jason Azaria, and with confidence in his voice, he talks about how he's always going to be a better representative of America than Sammy Bach, a man whose idea of dominance is arrogance and being self-entitled. He also makes mention of how The New Money Army is banned from ringside at their match, and how Bach won't have anyone to help him rise above his status as the NMA's runt. Davids lets out a hearty "USA! USA!", then exchanges high-fives with Azaria and The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (who were watching the promo) before heading to the ring for his match.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Des Davids © vs Sammy Bach - SWF United States Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/62_zpscdc004e5.jpg</div> This is the first of those "NMA is banned from ringside" matches as stipulated by acting Commissioner Christian Faith, but even with Rich Money etc. forced to stay in the locker room, Sammy Bach appears stronger and more focused than the reigning U.S. champ, Des Davids. He also has the move of the match, landing a corkscrew plancha on Davids at 5:20, though Davids kicks out of that move. After Davids recovers at the seven-minute mark by countering a Bach on Your Bach and landing a Touch Down, he seems ready to keep his title, teasing the Quarterback Sack as the crowd cheers "USA! USA!" (despite both Davids and Bach being Americans). Unfortunately, Bach takes a cue from new bandmate (and NMA ally) Bobby Bruce by kneeing Davids in the groin area (with Ric Young's back turned) and using this to set up the Bach on Your Bach. Davids taps out, and once again, we have a new U.S. champion, and a round of "WEAK LINK!" chants for Bach. WINNER - Bach in 9:05. Sammy Bach is the NEW SWF United States Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tag Team Turmoil Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">1. Eros Squad (w/Stephanie Percy) vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a2b14ddf-3b41-4a1b-b832-41ffaec920f5_zps8695688c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4770cd06-9b37-4ee0-ab0c-8ffaa7ab4b7a_zpscc489833.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54719b1e-58f5-4da2-849e-acc1caa7e3be_zps156cf98f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8c6180f2-3419-44dd-af09-be95fd7426df_zps270b3107.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/54_zps0f6eddb8.jpg</div> The rumors of Eros Squad getting some backstage heat with the Eisen brothers seem to be spot-on, as it takes just one minute for the reigning tag champs, The Awesomeness, to shock and awe the kayfabe pornographers, Huey Cannonball getting the pin on Adam Newtron. WINNERS - The Awesomeness in 1:10 <div style="text-align:center;">2. The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f5ed5f9f-0192-43bf-b40b-b47db51fbd87_zpse813d05a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a65e971-4cce-4570-8c42-93fc11886421_zpsa7713f0e.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54719b1e-58f5-4da2-849e-acc1caa7e3be_zps156cf98f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8c6180f2-3419-44dd-af09-be95fd7426df_zps270b3107.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/70_zpse12bb7f2.jpg</div> The announcer discussion becomes more interesting, as the often testy partnership of Randy Bumfhole and The Zim makes their way to the ring individually, not acknowledging each other much as they prepare to lock up with The Awesomeness. The magic, however, begins as the match gets underway, as The Dysfunctional Bumfholes are as Amazing as ever, trading fast-paced moves so seamlessly with The Awesomeness, with little to no isolation. Eventually, the initially stoic Randy Bumfhole gets into it, pumping his fist, jumping up and down and living up to his "Fun-Loving American" moniker after a Bumfhole Buster on an unsuspecting Jefferson Stardust. The Zim prevents Huey Cannonball and Alanis Springsteen from interfering as Randy B. goes for the cover. Shane Stones counts ONE, TWO, THREE, and The Awesomeness are eliminated! There will be NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TONIGHT, but who will they be? WINNERS - The Dysfunctional Bumfholes in 5:17. The Awesomeness lose SWF World Tag Team Titles by virtue of elimination. <div style="text-align:center;">3. The Dysfunctional Bumfholes vs The Can-Am Animals (w/Lisa Bowen and Ash Campbell)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f5ed5f9f-0192-43bf-b40b-b47db51fbd87_zpse813d05a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a65e971-4cce-4570-8c42-93fc11886421_zpsa7713f0e.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/62_zpscdc004e5.jpg</div> Both wild card teams are out, so we've now got the third seed (DysBumf) vs the second seed (Can-Am Animals) in the third part of the Tag Team Turmoil match. The Dysfunctional Bumfholes are able to get off to a strong start, and Randy and The Zim are both feeling it as they combine for a Bumfhole Buster/Zim in One combo on Edd Stone at the three-minute mark of this particular part! They exchange high-fives as The Zim goes for the cover, subtly failing to hook the leg properly. This is a continued theme for the next few minutes, and The Zim's motives become clear when he refuses to tag in after Franklin Huggins floors Randy B. with a DDT off a counter, allowing Huggins to make a desperation leap to his corner and tag Stone back in! Stone lands the Party's Over on Randy B., and The Can-Am Animals move on to the finale vs High Concept, thanks to The Zim's deception! WINNERS - The Can-Am Animals in 6:56 <div style="text-align:center;">4. High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs The Can-Am Animals (w/Lisa Bowen and Ash Campbell)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b53616de-3f71-4dd5-ad95-439b6e764d73_zps3ff62e53.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1940fbe1-da63-4964-866c-d1a4dcbb792c_zps9918b6f0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/68_zps642fa6e5.jpg</div> High Concept is all business here, ditching the impersonations as they've got a real chance to reclaim those tag belts after all those dry years. Though The Zim isn't serving as a cornerman to The Can-Am Animals as one may expect, Ash Campbell and Lisa Bowen remain at ringside, for the all-important purposes of distracting Shane Stones and/or running in to interfere. High Concept starts out strong and with a lot of energy, but a cover on Edd Stone following the Game Over is interrupted by Bowen distracting referee Stones and Campbell using a gimmicked DSLR camera (he is, after all, still the Hungry, Hungry Hipster) to put Greg Black to sleep! Campbell places Stone's arm on the fallen Black and Stones starts counting, which means The Can-Am Animals are now tag champs in two different major promotions! WINNERS - The Can-Am Animals in 3:43. The Can-Am Animals are the NEW SWF World Tag Team Champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Can-Am Animals Beat Down on Randy B. http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f5ed5f9f-0192-43bf-b40b-b47db51fbd87_zpse813d05a.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/59_zpsbf9e2691.jpg</div> As expected, Randy Bumfhole is very miserable after his brother The Zim showed his true colors, and it looks like The Zim is now hanging with The Entourage, as Franklin Huggins and Edd Stone both congratulate him for showing the SWF Galaxy "the true meaning of brotherly love." After both brothers argue a bit, The Zim says he doesn't need to explain why he did what he did earlier - it just felt good to jerk little brother around. The Zim then refers to himself as "The Hedonistic, Nihilistic Sexual American, Zimmerman Bumfhole, a.k.a. The Zim, The Eisen Entourage's Key to the Party", which is a rather long moniker, but one that solidifies his membership in Eric Eisen's ever-growing faction. With that said, The Zim has The Can-Am Animals add insult to injury by assaulting Randy in the locker room.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Allied Forces Save Randy B. from 2-on-1</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f5ed5f9f-0192-43bf-b40b-b47db51fbd87_zpse813d05a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/66_zps133644f8.jpg</div> As The Zim cheers his new friends on, the beatdown is broken up by the arrival of The Allied Forces - Valiant and Jack Giedroyc! Randy Bumfhole's fellow Pep Rally babyfaces save the day, sending Edd Stone, Franklin Huggins and The Zim all running for higher ground, but it might be too late - Randy appears to be in a lot of pain due to the attacks, which included a few chair shots and a particularly painful-looking Party's Over on the locker room floor. What could this mean for Randy Bumfhole now that we know the extents of how low his brother could go?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Valiant (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) © vs Bryan Vessey - SWF North American Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/74_zps011e8093.jpg</div> Duane Fry and Ana Garcia remain in shock following the callous and vicious attack on Randy Bumfhole, and agree that that must be weighing on his mind as he prepares to defend his title against Bryan Vessey. Peter Michaels uses this as an opportunity to call Valiant "the underdog", and indeed, Val looks quite distracted early on, failing to reverse successfully in the chain wrestling sequences, and getting gutwrench suplexed by Vessey, though he kicks out of that move. Valiant shows some life in the fifth to seventh minutes, but his V-Split is countered by Vessey, as he turns it into the dreaded Vessey Driver. "Mr. All-Everything" groggily covers Valiant, but again, he kicks out! And Valiant keeps hanging on, even after a Super Vessey Plex at 9:45. It's also worth noting that both men have excellent chemistry, with Vessey expertly calling this match. The Valiant comeback starts at 10:30, after he slips out of the Furusawa Arm Bar, seemingly reenergized as Vessey lets go. That leads to a flurry of stiff forearms and punches, and a Patriot Missile on Vessey as both men run the ropes! That's good enough to set up another attempt at the V-Split, as Darren Smith counts ONE...TWO...THREE! Without The New Money Army, Bryan Vessey fails to put Valiant away, and The Honorable American remains North American champ for a fifth straight month! WINNER - Valiant in 12:10. Valiant is STILL the SWF North American Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valiant Celebrates http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/78_zps9eee2d31.jpg</div> Fry - What a North American champion. Three-time champ Valiant is celebrating with Dawn the Cheerleader, and now Jack Giedroyc and Dawn the Cheerleader! And Chris Caulfield too! (pauses) Randy Bumfhole's the only Pep Rally member who isn't there, and it's a damn pity that Zim had to sic his new En-Too-Large buddies on his brother! Michaels - It's a natural reaction, Duane. Kid grows up as the unpopular older brother, so he snaps. Now let's talk about Bryan Vessey, who put up a truly VALIANT effort, no pun intended, but failed to win the North American title because Christian Faith chose to go zero tolerance on The New Money Army. Now I'm not saying that I condone their actions, nor saying Christian Faith did the wrong thing... A. Garcia - In effect, you are... Michaels - ...but among the NMA members, Bryan Vessey has got to be my favorite. He's Mr. All-Everything, for cryin' out loud! He's got submissions, suplexes, even a few top-rope moves, he's got every imaginable weapon out there and I've seen 'em all, dating back to when he was a young kid back in Houston with his brother Larry, back when I was callin' the action in the original TWL! Bryan Vessey deserves a rematch. A. Garcia - Maybe he does, Peter, but he'll have his hands very, VERY full, because Valiant has just shown that he truly deserves the North American belt, which he's held for five months and counting.</div></blockquote> TO BE CONTINUED...

3rdStringPG · November 20, 2013

SWF Christmas Clash RCA Dome (Indiana, Great Lakes) Saturday, December 14, 2013 (Week 2) <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore and Jessie Rant About Bruce (76/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</div> Jason Azaria, the resident backstage interviewer on PPVs, is trying to get an interview with Tom "Angry" Gilmore, but runs first into Jessie, who tells Azaria that in no uncertain terms is Jack Bruce telling the truth about "marital problems" and "spousal abuse." Jessie says that "for the last time, Tom hit me at that party house because he was afraid, and because in all fairness, I was drugged," before directing Azaria to Gilmore. The Man of a Thousand Facts discovers a very intense-looking Gilmore, who answers monosyllabically before giving Bruce one last warning ahead of their title match later in the evening... Gilmore - You can call me whatever you want, Jack...accuse me of being a bad husband, call me a "darling of the dirtsheets," as if what some wrestling scholar says really matters to me, accuse me of usin' you to get ahead. But you can never TAKE AWAY THE WRATH OF SANITY THAT BURNS WITHIN ME, JACK!!! AND NO, JACK, NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO STOP ME FROM PUTTIN' THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU TONIGHT HERE IN INDIANAPOLIS!!! That title will be mine, Jack...so enjoy your shallow accomplishments while they last...</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Giedroyc Gets Ready (75/B-)</div> Fry - And there he is...the No-B.S. Brummie, Jack Giedroyc. The dark horse of tonight's Supreme Heavyweight Scramble. Michaels - The man who prevented the redoubtable Brandon James from qualifying for what could be his best chance at one of the two big ones! A. Garcia - He still has his Nothing to Lose contract, doesn't he? Fry - He sure does, and he's been using it mostly to brain his opponents when the officials aren't looking! Michaels - You make it seem like Brandon James is irrelevant in today's Supreme landscape, when in reality, he's the closest one out there to being a true throwback to the days when SWF Superstars were tougher, meaner and hungrier! Fry - You could also make a good case for Jack Giedroyc... Michaels - No, I won't. Emma Chase rendered him surplus to The Chase Agency's requirements way back in March. He's no dark horse, Duane. Jack Giedroyc is an also-ran in the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble. End of story. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Giedroyc vs Nicky Champion vs Ricky Dale Johnson vs Drew Hawkins vs Steve Frehley - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match - Championship Scramble</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/75_zps8ef96cd1.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9df74019-2683-4e4f-a711-f8a4c79e40dc_zpsb51a489d.jpg</div> The first two men in the ring, as it turns out, are Jack Giedroyc and Steve Frehley, serving as a rematch of sorts following Giedroyc's upset win over the Dark Destroyer on the last Supreme TV. Giedroyc fights hard, but he ends up eating a Launching Pad Suplex at the 3:45 mark, making Steve Frehley the first interim champ... INTERIM CHAMP #1 - Steve Frehley in 3:45 via Launching Pad Suplex on Jack Giedroyc For the next minute, Frehley kicks on the fallen Giedroyc until the number three man enters the ring...it's Ricky Dale Johnson! <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c9961ffe-2d5d-4c9b-af5e-01174790babd_zpsbd742f4c.jpg </div> The veteran RDJ hits the ring at the five-minute mark, and immediately starts up on Frehley, stiffly attacking him with a combination of chops, punches and clotheslines. He goes for his Leaping Lariat at 7:25, but that fails to take Frehley out. An elbowdrop from Giedroyc follows that up, and Frehley kicks out of the move yet again! The Dark Destroyer soon starts no-selling Giedroyc and RDJ's moves, and Jez McArthuer is counting following a Frehley's Comet on RDJ as the 10-minute mark approaches. Uncharacteristically, Frehley gets distracted by the shouts of the fans counting down to ten minutes, and RDJ kicks out as... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg </div> ...Nicky Champion enters the ring to a huge pop, as it's now three babyfaces vs one heel! Though Champion, Giedroyc and RDJ triple-team Frehley on a few occasions, the faces aren't averse to trying to take each other out, such as when Champion Papoose Piledrivers Giedroyc at 11:15 and goes for a cover. However, the story here appears to be how Frehley keeps on overcoming his three opponents thus far. Despite the occasional triple-team and a vicious Crashing On at 14:20, Frehley keeps kicking out, and as the 15-minute mark approaches, nobody has pinned anyone since Frehley became interim champ at 3:45. Will the last remaining entry score one and become interim champ too? <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpg</div> A volley of wolf catcalls greets Drew Hawkins as he enters the ring, and he wastes no time in landing the Full Moon Rising on an unsuspecting RDJ! The former sheriff's deputy goes down with a thud and "Mr. Full Moon Fever" goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...THREE! INTERIM CHAMP #2 - Drew Hawkins at 15:23 via Full Moon Rising on Ricky Dale Johnson After Hawkins pins RDJ, that means everyone else has less than five minutes to capitalize on the fact that all the competitors are fatigued and go for the last pin in this Championship Scramble! Michaels, whose ambivalence towards The New Money Army is well-known, debates the merits of Drew Hawkins as Supreme Heavyweight champ with Duane Fry and Ana Garcia, and as he does so, Nicky Champion starts recovering from an earlier Frehley's Comet and begins whooping and doing his tribal dance! The crowd is popped, as Champion lands ONE HAWKEYE HAMMER on Frehley, and another on Hawkins! Both men are out cold! Neither Giedroyc nor RDJ show any resistance as Jez Mac counts ONE...TWO...THREE! INTERIM CHAMP #3 - Nicky Champion at 17:42 via Hawkeye Hammer on Drew Hawkins We're now down to the last two minutes, and despite RDJ gamely blasting Champion with Southern Justice at 18:05, the Hawkeye kicks out, answering "none taken" when RDJ says "no hard feelings" quite audibly to his fellow babyface. Fry observes that while most of these men (meaning the faces) respect each other, they know that it's every man for himself in these types of matches, to which Michaels replies in a nonplussed manner. Frehley appears to be recovering at this point, well after the Hawkeye Hammer landed earlier, and before he could land an impact move on Champion, he gets double-clotheslined by RDJ and Giedroyc, who now appear to be conceding and instead running interference for Champion! Hawkins, however, dropkicks Giedroyc and snap mares RDJ, setting up what looks to be a running elbow drop. He lands that, and brusquely clotheslines Champion, sending him to the mat! Time's running out as Hawkins drops the Hawkeye (no pun intended) with a neckbreaker, and goes for the cover. Lateral press...leg is hooked...ONE...TOO LATE!!! The buzzer starts ringing to mark 20 minutes have elapsed, and finally, NICKY CHAMPION IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!!! WINNER - Champion in 20:00. Nicky Champion is the NEW SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Celebrates</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/80_zps0675ff61.jpg</div> Michaels - I want to throw up. Jez McArthuer is an incompetent official, and it was clear he did not move quickly enough so as to allow Drew Hawkins to successfully pin Nicky Champion. Fry - He was moving as quickly as he could, Peter, so stop complaining and enjoy this moment! That was one barnstormer of a Championship Scramble, and I am stoked to see Nicky Champion finally becoming More than Just a Name. A. Garcia - Likewise, Duane. Seven months ago, Nicky joined the SWF with high hopes and a lot of hype, and though it may have taken him a while, he has finally... Fry - What the hell are you doing, Peter? (notices Michaels talking on his cell phone with someone) A. Garcia - Probably ranting to his wife because the likes of ourselves and Jason Azaria have had it up to here with his partial commentary?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Profit Margin Destroys Champion, James Cashes In</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8bf7767e-f102-4745-b192-ddd3ab4ae2f6_zpse8b0ce25.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/73a7a879-4672-4cdf-9178-2b937b9bed26_zps8812b4db.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</div> A few seconds after Peter Michaels hangs up, two massive young men charge the ring and attack the already-groggy Champion! It's none other than The Chase Agency's hired goons, The Profit Margin - BB Colossus and Nicky Champion's former High Stakes rookie, Rodney Ekuma! Fry - So THAT'S WHY YOU WERE ON THE PHONE, PETER! You were probably talking to Emma Chase and asking her to release the hounds...no, the vicious attack dogs that are BB Colossus and Rodney Ekuma! Michaels - I was calling someone, and that should be none of your business. Just do your job while I do mine, and watch this overrated loudmouth from the Southeast competition get exposed as the charlatan he is! Next Sam Strong, huh? The reason Sam Strong didn't pay Nicky Champion enough is because he's all mouth, no talent, no testicular fortitude. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b640f49f-130a-484f-8c7d-661ba1bec945_zpsd397b620.jpg</div> As Michaels continues dissing Nicky Champion, Brandon James' ring music plays in the background, and sure enough, he's got his Nothing to Lose Briefcase, fellow exec J. Gordon Reed, his manager/CEO/business and personal partner Emma Chase in tow, and referee Darren Smith tagging along so he can cash in! And it looks like Big Money couldn't have chosen a better time, as he hands Smith the briefcase and the ring announcer says that James is cashing in.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion © vs Brandon James (w/The Chase Agency) - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/618ce178-1c50-4ca3-8577-e1ecc95e8505_zps25fa5cb6.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b640f49f-130a-484f-8c7d-661ba1bec945_zpsd397b620.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/62_zpscdc004e5.jpg</div> After five months of holding the all-purpose Nothing to Lose Briefcase (the black one - otherwise it's blue for World HW and silver for Supreme HW), Brandon James is cashing in, and though Nicky Champion kicks out following a sidewalk slam, a Brandon Bomb Drop on the Hawkeye results in Darren Smith counting ONE, TWO, THREE, and the belt switching over to Big Money in just a few minutes' time. And Peter Michaels couldn't be happier, as he shamelessly joins The Chase Agency in their celebration, energetically shaking James' hand and raising it as James holds the Supreme Heavyweight belt in the other. WINNER - James in 1:17. Brandon James is the NEW SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion after cashing in his Nothing to Lose Contract.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Remo vs Rich Money - Lumberjack Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/85_zps8deb31fa.jpg</div> <div style="text-align:center;">CHRISTIAN FAITH'S HANDPICKED LUMBERJACKS:</div> Adam Newtron, Cameron Vessey, Casey Valentine, Chief Two Eagles, Chris Caulfield, Christian Faith, Darryl Devine, Des Davids, Donnie J, Elmo Benson, Greg Black, Jack Giedroyc, Jack Hoffs, Jacob Jett, James Prudence, Jellyfish Josh, John Pathlow, KP Avatar, Krustacean Kirk, Masked Cougar, Red Snapper, Remmy Skye, Ricky Dale Johnson, THE ARCHITECT, The Green Outcast, The Red Mamba, The Amazing Urchin, Tom "Angry" Gilmore, Valiant, Vengeance (The Green Outcast and The Red Mamba are new hires Emerald Angel and Magnum Kobe in their masked jobber guise, John Pathlow is new hire Hell Monkey.) The announcers explain that due to Nicky Champion backing out (Peter Michaels calls him a "crybaby") and Randy Bumfhole being injured, Christian Faith and road agent Chief Two Eagles are standing in as lumberjacks. Ana Garcia says this is a good idea - that will ensure nobody tries anything funny. For the first few minutes, the action doesn't spill outside - Rich Money is calling a slow build for starters, with a lot of chain wrestling and move reversals. The lumberjacks also play it straight at first, pushing Remo, then Rich Money back in during the early goings. At 6:50, Remo gets his first substantial chance at winning the match, with a powerbomb on Money. Ric Young starts counting, but Money kicks out at two. This leads to four minutes of Remo trying and failing repeatedly to end things early. Money seizes control at the 12:20 mark, catching Remo unawares and blasting the Alpha Dog with his rolling wheel kick finisher, the Bank Roll. Remo kicks out at two, but he struggles to fight back until the sixteenth minute, when he floors Money with a desperation Destroyer off an S.T.O. counter. Both men struggle to get up to their feet, but Remo is first to do so, and he picks up Money to attempt a Lumbar Puncture. It lands, and Young counts ONE...TWO...MONEY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND! At 20:00 or thereabouts, the all-babyface (save for The Architect and Casey Valentine) team of lumberjacks continues to do things the right way, pushing Money or Remo back into the ring whenever one of them is thrown out. But things get hairy when Money reverses an Irish whip and hip-tosses Remo out of the ring - he lands in an area where Idealistic Teacher stars KP Avatar and Cam Vessey are stationed, and the young Vessey shocks his co-star by dumping Remo with a Vessey Driver! Duane Fry and Ana Garcia cannot believe what they had just seen, and Fry speculates that uncle Bryan's bullying ("toughening up", says Michaels) has finally caused him to snap. Garcia says it could be a case of The Eisen Entourage being the newest faction to align with The New Money Army as allies, but not members. Whatever the case is, Vessey brusquely sends Remo back into the ring with the help of Casey Valentine, possibly confirming that Cam is the newest En-Too-Large member. Money winks at Valentine and Vessey, then finishes Remo off with the Money in the Bank. ONE...TWO...THREE! Money wins this, and it looks like The New Money Army has just found themselves a new set of allies. WINNER - Money in 23:34</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hawkins, Vessey and Bach Beat Down on Remo</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/81_zpse5903876.jpg</div> After the commercial break, Bryan Vessey can be seen in the locker room, speaking to Eric Eisen, whom the announcers say had suffered another knee injury, requiring a month's off from action. (in reality, Eisen was suspended for an out-of-the-ring incident, so Vessey is actually talking to someone else). B. Vessey (on the phone) - You'll be glad to know that Cam passed the test! (pauses) Yeah, he shocked 'em all by floorin' Remo with MY move, Larry's move, a Vessey original! Glad to have y'all onboard as an allies. Conquer and divide sure is fun, isn't it? (pauses) Yeah, I lost to Valiant, but I'm gonna get that punk soon enough. Hope you're recoverin' well, Eric. Your Entourage makes for some good, young allies. See 'ya around, man. As Vessey hangs up, his cohorts Drew Hawkins and Sammy Bach approach, Hawkins upset over "being screwed" for the Supreme Heavyweight title, Bach happy over having defeated Des Davids for the U.S. title. Hawkins - Who was that on the phone? B. Vessey - Eric Eisen. I told 'ya my nephew was gonna come to his senses. Bach - Just like Ringo Starr leavin' Rory Storm's band to join the Beatles. That guy plays drums too, y'know? Hawkins (noticing Remo stumbling in the locker room after his defeat) - Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? As Hawkins says this, he and his fellow original Interlopers charge at Remo and beat down on him, with Jack Bruce and Rich Money close behind and cheering their fellow faction members on. Remo is clearly outnumbered and outclassed, especially after the beating he took at the Moneyman's hands, and for a few moments, it looks like he may be joining Randy Bumfhole in the injury-after-beatdown list when...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Saves Remo from 3-on-1</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</div> ...Tom "Angry" Gilmore decides to get involved before his title match with Jack Bruce! He and Remo may not be getting along too famously yet, but he knows what Remo could do against The New Money Army, and how he's trying to clean up his act following all that he did as part of The Almighty Dollar. The three original Interlopers retreat eventually, with Drew Hawkins yelling "YOU'RE TOO LATE, WIFEBEATER!" at Gilmore; Remo does appear to be in a lot of pain, but he does get up to his feet and walk away, dejected over his loss to Money.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Jack Bruce © - SWF World Heavyweight Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/96_zps3a63a183.jpg</div> This is the moment everyone's been waiting for, and the Indianapolis crowd comes unglued when Tom "Angry" Gilmore hits the ring to Earth Crisis' "Wrath of Sanity"! Likewise, the crowd is very vocal in showing their hatred towards Jack Bruce, who's now entering to Avenged Sevenfold's "Hail to the King." Shane Stones is the referee for this match, and as he calls for the bell, both men lock up and go for another slow build. There's nothing much to see in the first five minutes, but at minute seven, Bruce unloads with a cocky Jack Bruce Flurry - punch, punch, dance, punch - followed by a vertical suplex and an elbowdrop on Gilmore! Not satisfied, he goes for a swinging neckbreaker, and a cover. Gilmore kicks out, as Bruce taunts Gilmore that "THAT WAS JUST THE BEGINNING, USER!" Gilmore continues to take punishment until the 12th minute, with the Cream of the Crop trying to inflict as much pain as possible and not going for too many cover attempts. But at the 12:40 mark, Gilmore is able to dodge a top-rope legdrop attempt from Bruce, much to the pleasure of the crowd! Unlike last time, they're now shouting "BRUCE MUST LOSE!" and "SHOWTIME SUCKS!", while others are cheering Gilmore on by chanting his name "ANGRY GILMORE!!!" followed by five claps. At 14:00, Gilmore is first to recover, and he gains his first advantage with a solid armdrag takedown on Bruce, transitioned into a very painful-looking armbreaker. Bruce grabs the ropes eventually, but the damage has been done. At 19:30, Gilmore is still in control, and the match remains interference-free. Peter Michaels says that The New Money is smart enough to know what this means - if Jack Bruce gets counted out or disqualified, he loses his belt. Speaking of that, that's what Gilmore appears to be trying now. After an Anger Management at 16:20 and a Sky High Elbow soon thereafter both failed to finish Bruce, he's now trying to get the Cream to lose by count-out, clotheslining him off the top rope! Both men duke it out outside for a bit, but reenter in the nick of time as Stones tries to count them out. Bruce tries to go for the New York Minute at around 20:50, but Gilmore ducks out of the way and Bruce accidentally ends up knocking Stones out! With no referee, Gilmore lures Bruce outside of the ring and continues controlling the match, piledriving Bruce not just once, but twice! He then climbs the top rope for a Sky High Elbow, which lands on Bruce and has the crowd going crazy! Gilmore reenters the ring and tries to wake Stones, but to no avail. As Bruce begins to recover, replacement referee Darren Smith heads to the ring, and he wastes no time getting the match back under control and counting. With Smith now refereeing, Bruce reenters at the count of nine, but that's okay - Gilmore's still firmly in control! We're now at 27:00, and for the past 13 minutes, it's been almost all Gilmore, but Bruce does the unthinkable at around 27:30 by sliding under Gilmore as he goes for the Anger Management! Bruce German Suplexes Gilmore, who kicks out at two, and oblivious to the crowd's boos, the Cream of the Crop tries to work the crowd as if he's still a babyface! "The SWF Galaxy hates you now, Jack, so give it up!", yells a very bitter-sounding Ana Garcia from the announce table. Bruce's brief moment of showboating allows Gilmore to answer back with a flash schoolboy roll-up, but of course that's not enough to pin the Cream. At 32:00, both men are enjoying some open offense with no clear advantage over the last five minutes, but it's clear to everyone in attendance that Gilmore has had the better of it for the whole match. At this moment, Bobby Bruce's ring music suddenly plays in the background, but with the Supreme-Tron all black! This distracts Gilmore, who looks around him to see if Jack's son is in the premises, and that distraction is quick enough for Jack Bruce to run up behind him and hit the NEW YORK MINUTE! Duane Fry screams for a disqualification as Smith counts ONE...TWO...THREE! JACK BRUCE IS STILL THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and he's kept the belt with some subtle interference courtesy of his son Bobby! WINNER - J. Bruce in 32:34. Jack Bruce is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Richard Eisen Announces Brand Split</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/53_zps7bd81c6d.jpg</div> Following Jack Bruce's win, the ring soon fills up, not with debris (though some fans are throwing their paper cups and food wrappers), but with New Money Army members and allies! Bobby Bruce is in there with The Awesomeness, while The Eisen Entourage is represented by a slew of second-generation workers - Edd Stone, Matt and Greg Keith, Cameron Vessey, Casey Valentine and Ash Campbell. However, the celebration is broken up by the surprise appearance of the SWF's Owner and Chairman, who emerges from the locker room, clearly looking upset, yet ready to make an important announcement. R. Eisen - ENOUGH!!!! That's ENOUGH, Jack, enough of your strutting around, enough of your acting like you're God's gift to sports entertainment! And YOU, Rich Money, I have HAD IT with your attempts to buy everything and everyone you want, including the SWF! As far as I'm concerned, Rich, the SWF IS NOT FOR SALE, and it is going to take an unthinkable act of God to convince me to sell this promotion to the likes of YOU! I've had it with ALL THESE FACTIONS, ALL THESE ALLIANCES, EVERYONE WANTING TO BE PART OF A GROUP, as if they don't have the BALLS to stand on their own two feet and BE THEIR OWN MEN AND WOMEN! You know why I revived Elite? You know why you've been seeing a few more new faces, why the SWF's roster has doubled in size since the start of the year? You know why the SWF Galaxy has been hearing rumors about certain people being brought back to Supreme on a long-term basis? I'll tell you why. Because as Owner and Chairman of the Supreme Wrestling Federation, I have decided to put an end to all these factions, alliances, collusions, or whatever you want to call 'em. I have decided to SPLIT THE SWF INTO THREE BRANDS. Supreme and Elite being the co-flagship brands...and as a third brand, for everybody in the SWF Galaxy who appreciates the highest of the high-flying and the fastest of the fast, while at the same time appreciating hard-hitting HARDCORE action...the DaVE brand. (Eisen growls the name "DaVE" with a hint of contempt in his voice) You've wondered what we were going to do with the assets we purchased from DaVE? Well, there you have it. Money - Name your price, Rick! How much do you want for the SWF? I'm Rich Money...I can buy this stupid promotion out and reinvent it in my own image and likeness!!! R. Eisen (shockingly addressing Money by his real-life surname) - SHUT UP, MR. PARSONS! I have HAD IT UP TO HERE with your megalomaniacal bulls---. (pauses) I don't care if you're a nasty bunch of degenerates like The New Money Army. Conversely, I don't care if you're as good and decent like Dawn the Cheerleader's Pep Rally. You can be a bunch of second-generation wastrels stepping on my legacy like my son's faction, The Eisen Entourage, or a slapdash excuse for a stable like Richie Pangrazzio's 21st Century All-Stars. You can be second-rate heavy metal rock musicians like The Bobby Bruce Bonanza. Or you can be The Chase Agency in any one of its many changing incarnations. All of you people in your factions have ONE WEEK AND ONE DAY TO REVEL IN YOUR STRENGTH IN NUMBERS! Next Friday on SWF Elite, the SWF will be holding its first-ever Brand Draft, with brand assignments taking effect on the next Supreme TV, on Tuesday, December Twenty-Three. And as far as I'm concerned, I have two words about all that faction B.S. that's been making a mockery out of this business. GOOD RIDDANCE!!! Suddenly, the mood in the ring is no longer as festive, and the smiles on Jack Bruce's and Rich Money's faces seem to have disappeared. Duane Fry and Ana Garcia say that a brand split would be a good way to go in 2014, because personally, they're sick and tired of all the factions running around and trying to dominate the SWF. Peter Michaels, on the other hand, says that strength in numbers will always be present in the SWF in one way or another, and that won't be enough to dilute the influence of The New Money Army. The announcers all agree, however, that the brand split should be an interesting one, and that more information on the split should be forthcoming on the next Supreme TV.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Christmas Clash Overall Grade - 90/A Increased Popularity in 24 Regions PPV Buyrate - 5.55 Trending on Twitter - #BrandSplit #JackBruce #JackBruceSucks #TomGilmore #AngryGilmore #RichardEisen #RichMoney #NewMoneyArmy #Remo #CameronVessey</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · November 20, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">"The Thrilla - Part II"</div>

Sunday, December 15, 2013

The Brickyard Boogaloo (yet another fictional bar, this time in Indianapolis)

12:30 a.m.

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"And what would a nice, pretty girl like you be doing in a bar like this?"

"I'm with someone."

"Oh, that someone's probably getting wasted at the bar and talking to some other lady. I'm Richard Eisen."

"I know...for who doesn't recognize the Owner and Chairman of the SWF?"

"Call me Rick."

Old man Eisen was at it again, as Nicky and myself were seeing that night.

"Excuse me, Mr. Eisen?", said Nicky, causing the big boss to slink away, his tail between his legs and his mind racing with a thousand thoughts. He hadn't said a word to Peter since he had chewed him out for suspending Eric for a month. And he was also worried about his younger son, drinking at another bar since 6 p.m. and having been joined by his fellow Klubbers. Guess Tricky Rick was justified in combing the bar scene for a pretty young woman to suit his fancy, but he had barked up the wrong tree - Jen Neptune was with her boyfriend Nicky Champion for tonight. Kathy decided to stay in the hotel for obvious reasons - as this was an SWF party, Dawn was here, and we didn't want anything awkward.

As we returned to Nicky's table, the FORMER Supreme Heavyweight champ (for five minutes) immediately launched into a diatribe about his earlier match against Brandon James. And yes, he understood that he was to do the job on account of the cash-in.

"F---in' Idaho, man," said Nicky. "One-minute potato harvest! I swear to you, KP, I didn't do anything to Brandon prior to our cash-in match."

"Maybe he's on protest or something because Eric got suspended?"

"Yeah, but that doesn't give him an excuse to stiff me in the ring! Man, if I see that Brandon James in here..."

12:45 a.m.

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"Don't worry 'bout a thing, KP, it was just a one-time thing. Bryan just wanted to be sure I could land the Vessey Driver on Remo."

"So that's the reason behind the broken drumsticks," I told Cam as he finally admitted his uncle had been shooting him up. "Better not turn into Big Smack Cam on us. And that better be a one-time thing!" Geez, I wish I didn't sound like somebody's father.

"Aw, come on, KP," said Cam. "You're beginnin' to sound like my old man!" There you go. Fortunately, Cam wasn't roid-raging or anything. But he was spending more time with Bryan and less time with his fellow 2013 rookies. And speaking of Mr. All-Everything, he was in the rookie table tonight, spending a lot of time whining about how he had to put Valiant over, whining about why creative didn't have anything better to do than to have him fight for a midcard belt, bitching about how the Klubb was making Sammy - and himself - look like the weaker members of The New Money Army.

Most everyone, though, was happy at the Brickhouse Boogaloo that night. Christmas Clash had gotten a grade of 90 on Pro Wrestling Hits, which prompted Mr. Eisen to order beer for everybody, and all signs pointed to record buyrates. Ernest "Bobby Bruce" Youngman was especially happy as he drank and chatted with the other rookies, and was quite hopeful that he'd get the right amount of exposure on Uprising Presents DaVE. As the new Shooting Star champ, he was to be auto-drafted to DaVE, and he had a lot of interesting new faces to work with, including Emerald Angel (he of the Klubb-vandalized rental Camry) and John Pathlow, who had cameoed as himself as one of the lumberjacks in the Money vs Remo match, but was better known as Hell Monkey.

1:15 p.m.

The Boogaloo was a no-smoking bar, so I was outside, having a very occasional drag with the regulars of the smoking lounges - THE ARCHITECT (gotta spell his name in caps), Lisa Bowen (sans the awkwardness that had ensued after our, er...escapade), Remmy Skye and referee Shane Stones. Everything was all fine and dandy, until the presence of a few people we didn't hope to see made everything unpleasant.

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"Hey, KP." Eric Eisen wasn't smiling when he greeted me. And neither were Brandon James and Emma Chase.

"What do you want, Eric?", I said, trying to sound as calm as possible. I knew he was glaring at me before he stormed out of the locker room, but I didn't know why he had so much beef against me.

"I hope you're happy now, KP. I'm gettin' suspended for a month and you won't see me hangin' around the locker room and ensuring that the boys and the girls get what's due to them for their hard work and sacrifice." Eric took a drag from his own cigarette and stomped it on the ground as Brandon and Emma looked on. "Why'd you stooge me off to Michaels?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, Eric. I didn't tell him..."

"You're a f---in' liar, you know that?", said Eric, pinning me to the brick wall and disregarding the bouncer at the door. "You and that Neptune bitch were at the 7-Eleven where we discarded Angel's car. You were the only one who coulda seen that."

"Anybody could've seen that car, Eric!", I shouted. I didn't tell Peter anything, so if someone did rat him out, it must have been any one of the other wrestlers staying at our hotel, which was just a few minutes away from that 7-Eleven.

"Eric, let's go inside and say hi to your dad," said Emma, trying to diffuse the situation. "He's gonna fine us anyway, so why don't we forget about this..."

Jerkass Brandon had to insist that Eric continue the harassment. "He knows what he's doin', Emma. We could've gotten away scot-free if it wasn't for that kid."

"What...do...you want? I already told you I didn't do anything..."

With that, Eric let me go and whomped me right on the kisser, and Brandon sneaked in a kick to my midsection. The other workers smoking outside noticed what was going on (if they already hadn't), and I could hear two things - Lisa screaming and running into the bar, and Arch yelling "GO KP!" as he finished the rest of his ciggie. Lisa and Arch had beef with The Klubb after once hanging with them, and just like Mainstream and Stevie, they had paid for it - Arch by virtue of his sixth place finish on High Stakes, Lisa by getting fired in storyline from her job as Uprising GM. Meanwhile...

"C'MON, TOUGH GUY!", taunted Eric. "Aren't you gonna defend yourself? My dad's not gonna fire you...he's only gonna fire that fat-ass tub o'lard you call your booker!"

As I deliberately remained on the ground, I could hear Brandon chiming in with his own taunt. "The guy's nothin', Eric." Nope, still didn't bother me.

"Goin' around ratting me out to Peter, talkin' shit behind my back with your fellow rookie shits, mark of a true COWARD. C'MON, AVATAR! Don't you want a little more of this?" Having said that, it was Double E's Bruno Magli on my face and a kick to the ribs from the new Supreme Heavyweight champ, Brandon James.

"I'm going inside," said Emma, now disgusted by what she was having to watch. "Teaching arrogant rookies a lesson is one thing, but harassing KP, whom you aren't sure told on you, is another." Yes, Emma took her "one of the boys" status to the point where she'd gamely join in the rookie hazing and teasing, but I could tell she wasn't going to stand for this.

I was now getting up to my feet and I could already see several other workers stepping out of the bar. Most of them, fortunately, were 2013 rookies. And they were cheering me on, shouting my name. I don't know if it was the sight of my friends or the fact that Eric called Kathy a bitch earlier that had forced me into stooping down to Double E's level, but I did - I stood up, I slugged him in the face. And again. And again.

"THE LOCKER ROOM'S GONNA BE BETTER FOR YOU GETTING SUSPENDED, ERIC! They can fine me or they can fire me, but one thing you and your dad will never do is MAKE ME JOIN YOUR STUPID KLUBB!" With that, me and the rookies were off to the hotel, as Eric and Brandon both entered the bar, one-upped once again by that feisty "bowling ball" of a rookie named KP Avatar.

KP - 2, Eric - 0.

Big Roguey · November 20, 2013

K-motherbleeping-P Avatar.

The man. The hero. The legend.

One thing I've always wondered, how do they know how to pronounced Klubb like it's spelt?

3rdStringPG · November 21, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>K-motherbleeping-P Avatar. The man. The hero. The legend. One thing I've always wondered, how do they know how to pronounced Klubb like it's spelt? <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> KP Avatar - the Michigan Hero. If you come to think of it, it's accurate - KP's from Detroit! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> (Now look what I've thought up - a KP Avatar/Marc Speed tag team with a face Hannah as manager called The Michigan Heroes. Something for 2014, perhaps? <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ) As for the pronunciation of "Klubb", I guess it's the same as WWE wrestlers knowing how to pronounce "Kliq" accordingly. Anyway, here's the next news article, and the revelation of who the SWF's next big signing (and we mean big) is. For some weird reason, one of my clients hasn't sent me any work, so if things go as planned, we'll have Uprising, the post-shows OOC and the final set of cards for prediction before I head off to vacation. (D'oh. As I was typing this, that client sent me my work assignment! Oh well...) REPORT - SWF SIGNS BRUCE THE GIANT, PASSES ON DANNY FONZARELLI By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff Sunday, December 15, 2013 <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BruceTheGiant-1_zps432e2b91.jpg</div> Just when you thought the SWF was big enough for only one person named Bruce, guess again! We've just gotten word that former SWF World Heavyweight Champion Bruce the Giant will be returning to Supreme, following a forgettable 2013 at USPW where he wrestled but once and ended up losing to Freddie Datsun. According to our sources, Bruce won't be getting as much as he did in USPW, and he won't be wrestling too many matches either, but he should be making regular appearances on Supreme TV or Elite, and "getting the proper send-off he deserves." At 43, Bruce isn't quite the dominating giant he used to be, and Marat Khoklov's "zero percent body fat" look as a giant makes the doughy Bruce look like an easy target, but Khoklov's stuck in Rhode Island working on his skills, and who knows - Bruce just might make a good addition to The New Money Army, or whatever becomes of it following the brand split. As for the other hot free agent rumored to be on the SWF's radar, Danny Fonzarelli has inked a new deal with Total Championship Wrestling. Terms of the contract were not announced, but reports suggest that Fonzarelli, 37, was not considered by the SWF due to his age, his similarity in gimmick to Robbie Retro (being a '70s throwback and all), and apparently, his lack of skill compared to the other workers pirated from Hollywood earlier in the year. But would it have made sense to bring him back as Jay Darkness? "Yes, that was considered," said a person familiar with the negotiations. "Creative seems to have a need for someone with a Jay Darkness-type gimmick, but somehow, they passed on Fonzie. I'd understand, though. Fonzie hasn't been setting the world on fire as a main eventer, and he may be slowing down anyway." We're also staying on a few rumors that point to a possible shakeup in SWF creative. What we do know is that creative team member, backstage troublemaker and lukewarm main event/midcard tweener Eric Eisen has gotten suspended for a month, for his involvement in an out-of-the-ring incident, and whispers from Indianapolis (where the SWF held its last, and hugely successful PPV Christmas Clash) suggest that Eisen was involved in a dust-up with a young worker. We'll be giving you the latest developments on that story as they come, as heads may be rolling in Supreme's creative team before the year is over!

3rdStringPG · November 21, 2013

SWF Uprising Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Southeast) Sunday, December 15, 2013 (Week 2) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW: A-Prime d. KP Avatar via Running Powerslam in 4:15 (32/E+) Dozer Smith d. The Green Outcast via Backdrop Driver in 5:11 (50/D+) The Undawater Union d. The Eisen Entourage (Campbell/Valentine/Stone/Huggins) via Butterfly Lock on Ash Campbell in 7:48 (59/C-) UPRISING: ANGLE - Gilmore vs Bruce Replay (75/B-) This angle is simply a replay of key moments from the Jack Bruce vs Tom "Angry" Gilmore title match at Christmas Clash, including the parts where Bruce was in control, and the parts where Gilmore would almost win it. The moment where Bobby Bruce's ring music (but not Bobby himself) distracts Gilmore, allowing his dad to sneak up for the New York Minute. Patrick Cudelli vs BB Colossus (w/Ms. Emma Chase) (20/E) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/da910677-d0cc-4dbf-8888-d72be58cba62_zpsbf0e75e8.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8bf7767e-f102-4745-b192-ddd3ab4ae2f6_zpse8b0ce25.jpg BB Colossus defeated Patrick Cudelli in 0:43 with a Colossus Avalanche. (The match brought the crowd's mood down.) ANGLE - Colossus Destroys Cudelli (57/C-) Patrick Cudelli, local jobber (billed from Greenwood, SC even if he's from Iowa), quickly becomes another statistic for BB Colossus, as the monstrous giant beats down on him, necessitating a stretcher to carry him out. ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Issues Open Challenge, Talks About Jack Bruce (77/B) "All in the family," says Bobby Bruce after a quick commercial. "Winning is all in the Bruce family, and as your Shooting Star Champion, I am going to make this belt mean SOMETHING outside of this dinky little show!" Bruce talks about how he forced Darryl Devine to eat crow, and how he proved that the kayfabe Seattle grunge rocker is nothing now that the Men Unda Pressure are no more. He then issues an open challenge to anyone in the locker room to face him in a Shooting Star title match, one that is accepted by Fly Boys member Donnie J. Donnie J (w/James Prudence) vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer) © - SWF Shooting Star Title Match (40/D-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9718431e-d820-4446-82a6-7ebfa92fd7ed_zps9566a2ae.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0ac0173d-5a30-4532-8409-017b60717323_zpsf5824508.jpg Bobby Bruce defeated Donnie J in 5:14 with a Bobby Blitzkrieg Bop, illegally using the ropes for leverage. During the match James Prudence distracted Bruce by yelling at him. Bobby Bruce makes his first defense of the SWF Shooting Star title. ANGLE - The Bubblegum Factory - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview Eros Squad (54/C-) Tonight's guests on The Bubblegum Factory are Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs, better known as Atomic Load and Jungle Stud respectively, the former kid's heroes turned porn stars of Eros Squad. Kayfabe skin flick director Maxie DeLarge is with them, making references to Mainstream and Stevie playing "bit parts" in the recently concluded tag team tournament (24/7 Partay Dudez went 0-3), while Newtron and Hoffs regale the Dudez with salacious banter about how today's music fans need more than just "flaccid pseudo-musicians" who "can't get it up...you know, can't make those songs get the top position." The argument shortly becomes very heated between both teams, and when Hoffs and Newtron notice A-Prime threatening to beat up DeLarge, this sparks a free-for-all on the Bubblegum Factory stage. ANGLE - O'Neill Books Six-Man Tag Team Match (53/C-) Having had enough, Uprising GM BJ O'Neill angrily makes her way out of the locker room and asks Mainstream and Stevie if they have anything better to do than pretend to be competent musicians. She also asks Eros Squad and Maxie DeLarge to "think of the children they once entertained," to which Adam Newtron and Jack Hoffs insist that they're a "new tag team", fresh from the seedy side of Hollywood. Still, O'Neill is angriest at the Partay Dudez, and decides to book the following six-man match - Eros Squad (Newtron, Hoffs and DeLarge) vs Partay Dudez (Mainstream, Stevie and "whomever you want"). After conferring a bit, Mainstream and Stevie decide to have Calum join them in action; Marvin Earnest reacts to this by putting Calum over as a brilliant technician and an all-around talent outside of the ring, just as he often would. Ben 'n' Glenn Casey vs Sons of Sam (w/Lisa Bowen) (37/D-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1c1c5e53-4e2e-4298-821a-d51a86137588_zps3d93dd4a.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/56600dc2-8518-4577-bd09-ca7ca38ff311_zps33a4fa73.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e27d4756-c611-437f-a3fc-769a8492594d_zpsea016135.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/519bb444-b786-4ed5-80b9-55d75081f1af_zpsa2689856.jpg Sons of Sam defeated Ben 'n' Glenn Casey in 3:47 when Greg Keith defeated Glenn Casey by submission with a Proton Lock. ANGLE - Cam Vessey Rants About Bryan Vessey (57/C-) "Oh, man," sighs Cameron Vessey. "I don't know what I was thinkin', but yeah, my uncle forced me to do it in order for The New Money Army to align with The Eisen Entourage. I am sorry to all the Cameron Vessey Facebook and Twitter followers, and I was simply under a lot of pressure. I didn't want my uncle beatin' on me again." When Katie Cameron brings up the fact that he had joined in Jack Bruce's post-match celebration, Cam simply says "All part of Bryan's plan." Like a traditional babyface, the younger Vessey apologizes for his actions, says he's going to give his college classmate and tag teammate Cowboy Rob Dillon a warm welcome-back to the SWF, and adds that he's going to "embarrass The Awesomeness" out there in the ring. Vessey also makes sure to plug his new film Idealistic Teacher, where he'll be starring with the "Real Awesomeness" that is KP Avatar in a touching pre-Christmas movie about the ugliness of racism and segregation. ANGLE - Avatar Psyches Up Cowboy Youth (23/E-) KP Avatar bumps into Cam Vessey after the latter's interview with Katie Cameron and immediately breaks into a song-and-hand-clapping routine, singing soulfully about a "Cowboy Youth explosion!" Cowboy Rob Dillon smiles and shows his appreciation for the psyche-up, but Vessey seems less receptive, nodding his head and saying "C'mon, Rob, we got a match to win" before they head to the ring. As always, Avatar tells Cowboy Youth to "win one for the Kipper!" Cowboy Youth vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen) (52/D+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/48f89dbd-bbc0-4de5-b4e3-669c39e8d0d9_zps7c87772e.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/cfa5da87-40b8-45c5-b58a-e2b097715267_zps25db0155.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54719b1e-58f5-4da2-849e-acc1caa7e3be_zps156cf98f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8c6180f2-3419-44dd-af09-be95fd7426df_zps270b3107.jpg The Awesomeness defeated Texas Justice in 5:11 when Huey Cannonball defeated Cowboy Rob Dillon by pinfall with a Shock And Awe. During the match we also had Cameron Vessey turn on Dillon (clothesline from apron). Cameron Vessey's heel turn didn't go too well. ANGLE - C-V-2 Celebrate (23/E-) Face announcer Jerry Eisen is truly disgusted by what's up next - Cam Vessey and Casey Valentine laughing and joking about how they hoodwinked Cowboy Rob Dillon and how good Vessey was in milking sympathy from the SWF Galaxy. The two second-gen stars clink beer cans with each other, before spraying each other with the remaining beer and doing the same to Ash Campbell and Dozer Smith as they enter. "How many Entourage members are there?", asks Kyle Rhodes. "Who cares how many they are?", barks Marvin Earnest. "These guys are young, they're reckless,they are the FUTURE of the SWF!" Ricardo Ley vs The Zim (57/C+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/f9ee15f8-4c3e-4793-af34-50a83d77e3d8_zpsc8691fbe.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a65e971-4cce-4570-8c42-93fc11886421_zpsa7713f0e.jpg The Zim defeated Ricardo Ley (Gino Montero in "Lucha Cop" mask) in 4:38 by pinfall with a Zim in One. ANGLE - The Zim Rants About Randy B. (59/C+) After the match, The Zim grabs a microphone from one of the stage hands and launches an extended rant about how nothing and no one can stop the power of youth as exemplified by The Eisen Entourage, and about how no brand split could prevent them from doing what they want, when they want, and being as "nihilistic and hedonistic" as they want to be. As for his brother Randy, The Zim says that the whole "Fun-Loving American" thing was nothing but a charade, nothing but a last grasp at being cool from someone who's pushing 30. When the crowd chants "OLDER BROTHER! (CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP)" to The Zim, he is stumped for a few moments, but says that he's going to show the SWF Galaxy what having fun is really about in the 21st century, then closes his promo with his signature pelvic thrusts and "BOO-YEAHHHHH!!!!" scream. ANGLE - DeLarge Gets Ready (19/E-) Eros Squad and Maximillion DeLarge (w/Stephanie Percy) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (Mainstream/Stevie/Calum) (63/C) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a2b14ddf-3b41-4a1b-b832-41ffaec920f5_zps8695688c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4770cd06-9b37-4ee0-ab0c-8ffaa7ab4b7a_zpscc489833.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/61df0718-4446-4e3b-99c0-c919c6d6a79a_zpsa41d63a0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f65720e-9fdc-44f2-ad67-fdfeabbaf288_zpsb13bd992.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/54d4ab57-2e7b-4d1a-8e83-ac188eebfc41_zps511d1f77.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8941afbb-5001-43ae-8af7-7221d8d8f4bc_zps69e2ddb3.jpg 24/7 Partay Dudez defeated Eros Squad and Maximillion DeLarge in 9:39 when Mainstream defeated Maximillion DeLarge with a Fever Beat. During the match we had Stephanie Percy distract Stevie (by blowing a flying kiss), Kristen Pearce distract Adam Newtron and A-Prime also attack Newtron with the Foreign Object of Desire. ANGLE - Kobe Gets Ready (27/E+) High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs Magnum Kobe and Koshiro Ino http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b53616de-3f71-4dd5-ad95-439b6e764d73_zps3ff62e53.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1940fbe1-da63-4964-866c-d1a4dcbb792c_zps9918b6f0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c6118693-9d15-4eba-b501-750de97e4afe_zpsba99648e.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4b1d0871-9572-481f-890e-ae55e2d0ad6a_zps520e7ec5.jpg Magnum Kobe and Koshiro Ino defeated High Concept in 11:04 when Koshiro Ino defeated Elmo Benson by pinfall with a Kobra's Bite. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 67/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 1.01 Trending on Twitter - #KoshiroIno #HighConcept #BobbyBruce #BrandSplit #WheresEdd #Edd #EddSa #CameronVessey #IdealisticTeacher</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · November 21, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- Inasmuch as I'd like to give you, Psycho Sam, one bonus point for adding Santa Claus as an option in the second bonus question, you already have three. (still to be credited!) <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Anyway, after this rather low-scoring round, flaviooooo remains ahead of kieranforthewin by two percentage points, but this looks like a very close fight with one more week remaining in the diary. As a reminder, the prize for winning December's prediction game is a chance to help me with the storylines on the next diary! Choose two wrestlers you'd like to see in a storyline, suggest themes for said storyline, and I'll try my best to work around 'em.

1. flaviooooo - 35/47, 74% (+4/9, 4/7)

Russelrules44 - 11/13, 84%

2. kieranforthewin - 28/39, 72% (+4/9, 6/7, +1)

3. TheAwesomeBatman101 - 26/37, 70% (+3/9, 6/7, +1)

4. Croquemitaine - 32/47, 68% (+3/9, 4/7)

5. Psycho Sam - 30/47, 64% (+5/9, 5/7)

6. Midnightnick - 29/47, 62% (+5/9, 3/7)

- Yes, Operation Make-Valiant-a-Star is still in full swing here. Valiant's now got legit main event popularity at 80 following his win (up from 73 or 74), while Bryan Vessey dropped from 84 to 82.

- In fact, a lot of wrestlers enjoyed significant popularity gains, particularly through the Tag Team Turmoil system I used, with each match counting as an individual one, instead of a standard 2 vs 2 vs 2 vs 2 vs 2. Franklin Huggins and Edd Stone are now at 67 and 64 respectively, and Huey Cannonball and Jeff Stardust are at 64 and 62 (they beat the slightly more popular Eros Squad).

- I originally planned to use the workaround of Brandon James cashing in his Nothing to Lose contract through an angle, but having him defeat Nicky Champion in an actual match did jack his popularity up to 86. And I was surprised no one picked Nicky Champion to win the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble. Decided to go with him since he's the best potential victim of a heel beatdown leading to a cash-in; suffice to say, the Champion vs James feud is on!

- Boo, Gilmore vs Bruce is only the second best SWF match of the year. Rich Money vs Nicky Champion several months back (on Supreme TV) also got a 96, but that's the match that remains at #1.

- Don't understand why Cameron Vessey wasn't ripe for a turn when he's been on the main roster since April. Guess that's because he was mostly a jobber in the lower midcard wrestling on the B-show, whereas Des Davids, who was a heel from February to October (also an eight-month span) frequently appeared on Supreme TV and got a much better push? Oh well. At least Cam isn't suffering from any morale issues.

3rdStringPG · November 21, 2013

OOC - Well, it has come to this - the diary's final set of cards for prediction. The new diary should be up and ready to go by December, and as for the next Supreme TV, I hope to start working on it on Monday. Feel free to predict away! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else

flaviooooo · November 21, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else

Midnightnick · November 21, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else

Psycho Sam · November 21, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else

Imma thinkin Micky Starr

TheAwesomeBatman101 · November 22, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

EDD-FU KICKS ASSES AND REALLY HIGH PEOPLE!

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Vessey goes roid-rage on the sea creature.

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Des Davids is now jobbing so yeah.

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

? beats all man.

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Remo will beat Vessey until he wakes up in hospital.

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

#BachisaWEAKLINK and Valiant beats Vessey so why should Bach win.

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

The best title goes to the best brand and Faith is retired now so yeah.

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

NICKY CHAMPION IS STILL A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

? beats all.

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

IDK

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

Gilmore is gonna be big.

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

THE ARCHITECT GETS HATE BY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

Look below

D) Someone Else

@SamStrongBROTHER

TO ALL MY #STRONGMANICS OUT THERE I'LL BEEN SIGNED TO BE IN THE #SWFELITE GM BROTHER SO GO WATCH SWF ELITE EVERY THURSDAY FOR THE STRONGMANICS OUT THERE BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

kieranforthewin · November 22, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

High Concept vs The Can-Am Animals © - SWF World Tag Team Title Match

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

Valiant © vs Sammy Bach © - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite

DRAW(To confuse everybody)

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

They'll target Remo who will still be slightly injured

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else (If anybody I'm going with Dread)

(If that's right then can i has cookie?)

Croquemitaine · November 25, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ?????

Remo vs Cameron Vessey

SWF Elite

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed

Jack Giedroyc vs ?????

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum

????? vs Sons of Sam

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else

Astil · November 26, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

- DQ

Krustacean Kirk vs Bryan Vessey - hehe

Des Davids vs Steve Frehley - I can almost see the upset...

Ricky Dale Johnson vs ????? - Swurve

Remo vs Cameron Vessey - Can't see the upset here

Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite - I love the brand split idea, but Bruce, even heel, is Supreme

SWF Elite

WVU Coliseum (West Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Friday, December 20, 2013

Nicky Champion vs J. Gordon Reed - I almost got Champion (As...Thomas Strong...not my best possible rename) in a personal game and had this feud as I love the match up. Still. G. Reed is no where near Champy

Jack Giedroyc vs ????? - Gied deserves a better push by the way

Tom "Angry" Gilmore and Remo vs Jack Bruce and Rich Money - WHAT is Bruce doing here? I imagine he losses to Faith then but...nooooooooo

SWF Uprising

Trask Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Benjamin Stoner (Ben Williams) vs BB Colossus - ...Ben Stoner...

Eros Squad vs A-Prime and Calum - Goin to the Dog House! Goin to the Dog House, yeah!

????? vs Sons of Sam - Seems to be a mild push here

Darryl Devine vs ?????? vs Jacob Jett vs El Duque vs Magnum Kobe - Number One Contender match for Shooting Star title - I want to make a masked wrestler and name him ???

When Animals Attack (Masked Cougar/Fox Mask) vs C-V-2 - Dream Match

The Undawater Union (Snapper/Urchin/Josh) vs Food Porn and Dozer Smith

The Fly Boys vs ?????? - Good night to be a ??????

Chris Caulfield vs John Anderson - Not a dream match

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the first overall pick in the SWF Brand Draft? (All champions except tag champs will be auto-drafted)

A) Bryan Vessey

B) Drew Hawkins

C) Nicky Champion

D) Rich Money

E) Ricky Dale Johnson

F) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #2 - And who gets picked second-to-last? (As it's been established in the teaser that KP Avatar will be last pick)

A) Emerald Angel

B) Greg Keith

C) Jacob Jett

D) Magnum Kobe

E) Rodney Ekuma

F) THE ARCHITECT

G) Someone Else

Bonus Question #3 - Which SWF Legend will be named GM of the Elite brand?

A) Barry Bowen

B) Rip Chord

C) Sam Strong

D) Someone Else - Bruce the Giant?

3rdStringPG · November 26, 2013

OOC - Just got my PC fixed (again) and fortunately, no TEW 2013 files were harmed in the process. Not sure when I'll be posting the next Supreme TV, but I'll give that a shot later on tonight. And meanwhile, the plot keeps thickening backstage...

PETE "QUITS!" - MICHAELS OUT AS SWF HEAD BOOKER, CITES "HEALTH REASONS" FOR DEPARTURE

By Pro Wrestling Hits Staff

Monday, December 16, 2013

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A fresh post on the SWF's official website confirmed today that Peter Michaels has tendered his resignation from his post as the promotion's Creative Division President (the SWF's fancy term for "head booker") effective December 31, 2013.

"I would like to thank the SWF for six years as the company's President of the Creative Division," said Michaels in an official statement. "Let's face it - I was never the fittest guy growing up, and at 53, I've began to suffer from my share of health problems. It is with those considerations in mind that I have made the difficult decision to step down from my post, though you can be rest assured that as the Dean of SWF Announcers, that's one post I will never relinquish, even if wild horses try to pull me away from the announce table."

Those last two sentences suggest that Michaels' "health reasons" are not the actual ones behind his departure from the head booker position. This was confirmed by a few people familiar with the current situation in the SWF locker room, including one young worker who spoke under the condition of anonymity. "Richard Eisen fired Pete," said the worker. "He wasn't happy with how Pete suspended (Eisen's son) Eric for the Emerald Angel hazing fiasco, and he heard that Pete wanted to extend Eric's suspension following news of his dust-up with KP (Avatar)." Another source added that Richard Eisen's frustration with Michaels has been building up over the past several months. "Old man Eisen has always found Pete's penchant for big monster heels to be dated," said this source, who noted Eisen's displeasure with Michaels "proteges" Marat Khoklov and Everest. "But even if Marat and Elmer (Kelly, Everest's real name) were big letdowns, it's not like pushing no-talent muscleheads like (Eisen) would be wont to do is a better option." Khoklov is presently in RIPW to develop his skills, while Everest's contract was not renewed when it expired a few months ago. A third source added that Michaels signing Bruce the Giant at "80 cents on the dollar" didn't impress Eisen much, and only underscored the need to relieve him as head booker when the timing seemed right.

All told, it looks like dated monster heel-centric booking was only secondary to Richard Eisen being upset over Michaels' disciplinary actions against "Supreme Iconoclast" Eric Eisen. Early rumors point to Jerry Eisen, Paul Huntingdon and Christian Faith being top candidates to replace Michaels as head booker; we'd put our money on Christian and have Faith in him. Not only is he quite close to Richard Eisen outside of the ring, he's also a good idea man and a calming presence in the locker room. However, one should never underestimate the potential of purported Klubb members Jerry Eisen and Huntingdon being the proverbial squeaky wheels that get the grease.

Psycho Sam · November 26, 2013

Wha???? I thinkChristian Faith was 'mysteriously' injured! Can't be head booker now...Klubb? What Klubb. They didn't contribute to the mysterious injury. <img alt="

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Big Roguey · November 26, 2013

Clearly, 3rdString is announcing my surprise hiring to the job!

Get ready for the reign of Alan Parent and Eric Eisen people.

3rdStringPG · November 27, 2013

OOC - Alan Parent as head booker? Guess it's time to pirate Haruki Kudo and make him into the Supreme brand GM, while putting that World Heavyweight strap on Koshiro Ino? Because...why the hell not? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Seriously, the reveal of the new head booker will be made on the next diary. Got one more backstage segment before Supreme TV, and hopefully I could get that posted tonight! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">"Kurt Laramee and the Anti-Klubb"</div>

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Verizon Center

6:00 p.m.

Real friends stick up for each other, and that's what Ash Campbell did for Robbie Retro, getting our good buddy from the veteran midcard a tryout at Invincible Pro Wrestling. And it looked like things were going well - Robbie texted me earlier today to tell me that he was finally getting a gimmick change. He was going to be the bad-ass "Robbie Deathrow", a mean street thug with tattoos and a bad attitude. Nope, no more dancing to the tune of the Commodores' "Machine Gun" or spouting of '70s lingo and pop culture references. Robbie Deathrow had arrived.

Speaking of Death Row, the mild-mannered beer-drinkers outside the ring were back to reprise their most enduring roles as street thugs in the ring - Pete Roach and Karl Thompson, as Knuckles and Shady K were known in real life, were rehired by the SWF to act as Steve Frehley's enforcers and members of his new black power stable. They weren't here tonight, though - Pete and Karl had to wrap up their commitments with the indies first. That meant Steve Frehley's designated thug for the evening was...

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...Kurt Laramee.

"Wassup, KP, my man! God damn, it's good to see you again, Kipper!" Just like Big Smack Scott at Idealistic Teacher shooting, Kurt was acting as if we didn't have heat with each other after the Flight to Disaster. "That cocky shit Wolf Hawkins is actin' like he owns the locker room, huh? Sorry to hear he took your girl away."

"They're not together," I told Kurt, ignoring how he failed to identify Drew by his actual nickname, which he freely used in the SWF since his hiring. "And it's nice to see you back." I didn't know if I was telling the truth or not - Kurt was far from being as troublesome as the Smacker, but he tended to blindly follow Scott and back him up whenever he was in trouble.

"Ready to show the Eisens what Uprising is all about?"

"What are you talking about, Kurt?"

"Y'know, we gotta start a revolution here. I heard you socked it to Double E last week, and that's gotta count for somethin'. You see those Klubb members bullyin' the rookies, like that Derrick Strong guy."

"Erik..."

"Whatever, KP. Erik Strong, KC Glenn, that masked Japanese dude, what's his name? Emerald Angel? Then you've got Eric and Jerry Eisen railroadin' Peter out of his head booker spot. Pete's a genius!"

That was interesting. Kurt never liked Peter's booking. And now he was calling Peter a genius.

"Anyway," Kurt continued, "We might as well face it. Tricky Rick's gonna screw his best friend Christian Faith because the Supreme Legend appeared on this religious show to subtly call the SWF's booking a bit too risque for his tastes. Huntingdon's got his face up the old man's ass. And Eric and Jerry are, of course, his good-for-nothin' kids. They're family. It's time to start an uprising, KP."

Meanwhile, I could hear Bryan and Cam Vessey singing Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It" on the karaoke machine Richie Pangrazzio had brought in to keep us entertained. Bryan was no fan of the Klubb either, but the guy was volatile. And he was looking like an increasingly bad influence to Cam.

"Who the hell's that piece-o-shit singer f---in' things up on the karaoke machine?", asked Kurt. "Actually, I hear two of 'em singin'. They both suck."

"That's Bryan Vessey. He's dueting with his nephew."

"I kinda like what that song has to say, but those two goofs have to ruin it for us. But y'know what? Bryan Vessey never won shit in Hollyweird because he never kissed Cornell's behind like Hawkins did. He'd be a good guy to recruit to our cause."

"What about the rookies?", I said, not enthusiastic about Kurt's plans but playing along to avoid trouble.

"Up to now, KP, I wonder why you even bother hangin' out with those losers. Trust me on this. This year, you were all good soldiers fightin' the good fight behind the scenes. By the end of 2014, y'all are gonna be at each other's throats. People are gonna take sides, and y'know those Eisens, they can sure divide a locker room. And don't give me shit about that band you got. You hardly rehearse anyway, and you don't do your own stuff."

"We have an original song," I said. "'Sunday Nights Counting Lights.'"

"Yeah? Well, enjoy their company while it lasts. People are gonna take sides. You rookies are gonna become vets in 2014, and little by little, you'll see those 2013 rookies suckin' up to the Klubb when one of 'em becomes head booker, until they become full-fledged members or supporters. We gotta form ourselves an anti-Klubb, KP. And I want YOU to be the leader."

An anti-Klubb? The locker room was pretty much it, to be honest. Kurt Laramee didn't need to form any backstage faction to fight the Klubb. But it wasn't like he was going to get a lot of interested parties, considering the heat he and Scott had with the locker room back when The Pain Alliance was still around.

3rdStringPG · November 27, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic) Tuesday, December 17, 2013 (Week 3) <div style="text-align:center;">AND PRESENTING...YOUR SUPREME ANNOUNCE TEAM. "THE DEAN", PETER MICHAELS. "MR. BARNSTORMER" DUANE FRY. AND "THE MAN OF A THOUSAND FACTS", JASON AZARIA!</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/PeterMichaels.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DuaneFry_alt1_zps74306767.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JasonAzaria_zpsdb70ab90.jpg</div> Michaels - Supreme TV is LIVE from the nation's capital, Washington, DC, as we prepare for the LAST Supreme TV before the first-ever SWF Brand Draft! Azaria - And it could probably be the last Supreme TV with this particular group of announcers, because I've got a little fact you may not know. It won't just be SWF Superstars getting drafted, but announcers too! And managers as well, all in one pool, to be distributed across the three brands - Supreme, Elite, and DaVE. Michaels - Unless you were too cheap to buy Christmas Clash, you probably know what Jason is talkin' about, so why don't we talk about tonight's matches? Fry - We've got barnstormers galore tonight at the Verizon Center, including a rematch for the SWF World Tag Team titles - the NEW champs, the Can-Am Animals, will be defending their belts against High Concept. And, in relation to the brand split, we could be having TWO champion vs champion matches, to determine who gets the right to choose which brand he'll be a part of! North American champ Valiant vs NEW United States champ Sammy Bach is already good to go, but what about World Heavyweight champ Jack Bruce vs NEW Supreme Heavyweight champ Brandon James? Michaels - That is something the good Mr. James doesn't want anything to do with, because after successfully cashing in his Nothing to Lose contract for the Supreme Heavyweight title, he immediately becomes the benchmark champion for the entire SWF! He's not an immoral, amoral rocker like Jack Bruce nor a pandering low-life like Nicky Champion or a certified nutjob like Tom Gilmore or Vengeance. He is the role model the young'uns of the SWF Galaxy deserve to have, and I will be interviewing him right...about...NOW. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - James Rants About Champion, Issues Open Challenge</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b640f49f-130a-484f-8c7d-661ba1bec945_zpsd397b620.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/88_zps31dfaa78.jpg</div> After the announcers' intro, Peter Michaels steps into the ring, and amid the boos of the 16,200-strong crowd at the Verizon Center, Michaels introduces the new Supreme Heavyweight champ, Brandon James, who enters the ring accompanied by manager Emma Chase, J. Gordon Reed and The Chase Agency's hired muscle, Rodney Ekuma and BB Colossus. Here, it is clear that Michaels is kissing up to Big Money, and after a bit of small talk, James talks down to the crowd and talks the fans through how he defeated Nicky Champion for the belt by cashing in his Nothing to Lose contract. James - As you had seen last Saturday night, assuming you lowly proletarians had $60 on you to shell out for Christmas Clash, I was the proverbial man with the plan. And that plan was to strike at the most opportune time, and that alone. There I saw Nicky Champion, beaten after 20 minutes of hard-fought battle. With The Chase Agency's hired muscle, Messrs. Colossus and Ekuma, sealing the deal, all it took me was one minute to dispose of that young, impetuous ruffian Nicky Champion. Suffice to say, his fleeting Supreme Heavyweight title win was the proverbial dead cat bounce. I had cashed in as promised, and it was all a case of veni, vidi, vici. Michaels - Majority of these people probably think veni, vidi, vici is some new menu item at their nearest Italian restaurant! It simply means Mr. James came, saw and conquered, taking the Supreme Heavyweight title with that brilliant cash-in at the hands of Nicky Champion. James (chuckling) - No, no, Peter. Be that as it may, you have championed our cause and not Nicky's for the past few months. I think it is but right we refer to each other on a first-name basis. Michaels - Very well then, Brandon. (pauses) Word out is that you do not want to take part in the match Christian Faith has booked you for - a Champion vs Champion match to determine who gets to choose between the Supreme and Elite brands as an automatic draft selection. Do you have any alternate plans in mind? And what do you have to say about the dim bulbs in the audience who may misinterpret this refusal to fight as a cowardly act? James - Knowing you, Peter, you will not be one to misconstrue this as an act of cowardice. I see no need to do battle with the World champ, Jack Bruce, for the right to choose my brand ahead of the draft. For it will matter not which brand I choose - my in-ring skill, my nonpareil intellect and my morally upright character will ensure that the brand I end up in, and not choose, will be the superior one, the Gold Standard in Sports Entertainment. (clears his throat) Let Jack Bruce and his New Money Army be with their repeated acts of moral turpitude - Brandon James is not one to stoop down to their level. I would much rather put this Supreme Heavyweight title on the line one last time before the brand draft to prove to each and every one of these lowly proletarians that it is only I who have brought legitimacy to this belt, not the mercurially unreasonable Tom Gilmore, not the amoral shortcut taker that is Rich Money, and not that cheap panderer and purveyor of inane catchphrases Nicky Champion. Michaels - Wonderful plan, Brandon! And one the lame-duck Acting Commissioner should pay mind to.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Accepts James Challenge</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c9961ffe-2d5d-4c9b-af5e-01174790babd_zpsbd742f4c.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/73_zps9846e26f.jpg</div> The challenge is accepted by Ricky Dale Johnson, one of Champion's co-competitors in the Supreme Heavyweight Scramble at Christmas Clash. Duane Fry quickly explains that Nicky Champion would have wanted to take part in a rematch, but the beatdown at the hands of The Profit Margin (Ekuma and Colossus) aggravated his old rotator cuff injury (in storyline) and he won't be cleared to compete till later on in the week. In Champion's absence, it looks like it's RDJ who shall be stepping up to the plate. RDJ - Y'all don't need all those highfalutin' words to convince me of your educational achievements, Big Money. And it's not like they actually matter at the end of the day. You wanna put your belt on the line? All fine by me, even if I admit Nicky Champion's the man who should be steppin' up. But since you chose to cheapen your cash-in by siccin' your thugs on Nicky and takin' him out of action, you're gonna have to deal with me, Ricky Dale Johnson, and you just might be the SECOND-shortest reigning Supreme Heavyweight champ by the time this show is over. (pauses) Tonight, Big Money...justice will be served. TEXAS-STYLE!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith Books Himself vs Bruce (81/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b40c8263-4609-4a40-bf85-a8f3a2c83eea_zps4f0cce45.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/81_zpse5903876.jpg</div> After the commercial break, Christian Faith can be seen in his office, reluctantly making Brandon James vs Ricky Dale Johnson for the Supreme Heavyweight title official. He is talking with backstage official (read: road agent) Craig Prince, and when Prince asks him what he has planned for Jack Bruce in the second draft rights match of the evening, Faith has this to say... Faith - I'll do it, Craig. If Jack wins, then I'll give in to his demands and send him to the Supreme brand. And since Richard told me I can choose which brand I go to after the split, here's how it's gonna be. If I win, I become Supreme GM. If I lose, I take over as Elite's GM. Prince - A win-win situation, I gather? Faith - Not really, Craig. See, I too would want to represent Supreme as its General Manager. These past two months, I've grown to enjoy representing Supreme TV and undoing the mistakes of my predecessors. So I'd like to remain on Supreme TV and the Supreme brand. Elite's not bad, but then again...it's not Supreme. Prince - Take care of yourself out there, Christian. Tonight's one of the last chances for The New Money Army to stick together, so you'll wanna watch out for those guys! Faith - Your concern is much appreciated. But I know I can handle myself against those guys. (takes a long pause) I...have...faith.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Vignette</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/70_zpse12bb7f2.jpg</div> This new Edd Stone vignette features Stone with his on-screen girlfriend and manager Lisa Bowen, as well as tag teammate Franklin Huggins and a few other Eisen Entourage members (Matt and Greg Keith, Ash Campbell, Dozer Smith) celebrating The Can-Am Animals' tag title win at a bowling alley, presumably the day after Christmas Clash. Interestingly, Stone isn't competing against his fellow Entourage members, but against several random strangers. While he trails after the first few frames, Stone gets an advantage in due time, shouting "EDD-FU!!!" at a couple players as their balls, seemingly headed for a strike, inexplicably head to the gutter. He distracts another player by doing his "Stonerizing" dance, and on the last frame, he pulls off the miraculous win by shouting "Edd-Fu, Edd-Fu, Edd-Fu...EDD-FU!!!!" as he wills his way to a strike. Stone wins the bowling tournament by just one pin, and the opposing player is beside himself with anger, refusing to shake Stone's hand at first but doing so in the end when he notices the Entourage's presence. Stone - Edd-Fu. If it doesn't help you to a perfect 300 game, or even an off-night like that one, then your name must NOT be Edd Stone.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">High Concept (w/Haley Buck) vs The Can-Am Animals (w/Lisa Bowen) - SWF World Tag Team Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b53616de-3f71-4dd5-ad95-439b6e764d73_zps3ff62e53.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1940fbe1-da63-4964-866c-d1a4dcbb792c_zps9918b6f0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b5c7a27b-2fe4-43b2-9e8b-953bf1a2753d_zps25ea70a2.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/72_zps46615081.jpg</div> This effectively serves as a rematch of the deciding Tag Team Turmoil match at Christmas Clash, and Elmo Benson and Greg Black look determined to win this for their fans. Once again, High Concept's flawless teamwork is a sight to see, and a Game Over at 4:30 nearly results in a literal "game over" for this match, and new champions. Unfortunately, The Can-Am Animals emerge with the win thanks to their strength in numbers (for the meantime) - as Lisa Bowen makes out with Edd Stone at ringside, drawing Shane Stones' attention, Cam Vessey runs in with a chair and bashes Elmo Benson with it! This helps Franklin Huggins tag Stone in for the Party's Over and the win. WINNER - The Can-Am Animals in 6:42. The Can-Am Animals are STILL the SWF World Tag Team Champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo Rants About Cam Vessey</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/79_zps09aed632.jpg</div> The Can-Am Animals are still in the ring, celebrating with Lisa Bowen and Cam Vessey, and Edd Stone appears to be teaching new Entourage recruit Vessey how to "Stonerize." This happy moment is broken up by Remo, who says he's upset over how The New Money Army's latest shenanigans (an alliance with The Eisen Entourage through Bryan Vessey's nephew Cam) cost him a win versus Rich Money at Christmas Clash, but pleased that Christian Faith has allowed him to "go huntin' tonight" and end Cam Vessey's career before it actually has a chance to begin. Remo appears to be walking gingerly as he returns to the locker room - Duane Fry explains that this was a result of the Vessey Driver he received at Christmas Clash, a move that resulted in a (kayfabe) sore back.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Kirk Rants About Bryan Vessey</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c958dda7-2031-41cd-a4ac-58a4c7c1249c_zpse32c08a2.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/62_zpscdc004e5.jpg</div> Speaking of people named Vessey, Bryan will be facing Krustacean Kirk after the break, and the High Stakes Season 1 champion is backstage being interviewed by Jason Azaria, giving his best impression of a hyperactive, excitable Lobster Warrior. As Kirk paces the locker room and talks with an unnaturally high, excitable voice, he talks about a variety of topics, including the upcoming brand split - Kirk says he'll continue being a Krustacean, regardless of which brand he ends up at, or if The Undawater Union gets split across all three brands. As for Bryan Vessey, Kirk says he knows he's up against a formidable opponent, but that opponent is coming off a tough loss to Valiant for the North American title. He warns Vessey about "drowning in the Krustacean Kirk-Hold" if he isn't careful, and if he lets that loss against Valiant get into his head.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Angel Fish) vs Bryan Vessey (w/Drew Hawkins)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c958dda7-2031-41cd-a4ac-58a4c7c1249c_zpse32c08a2.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/71_zpsd61b8e0b.jpg</div> Though both men don't have a whit of chemistry, Bryan Vessey's immense talent makes this match bearable for a quick squash. Much to Peter Michaels' chagrin, Duane Fry and Jason Azaria keep putting Krustacean Kirk over, but despite Kirk putting the Krustacean Kirk-hold on Vessey, that move gets reversed, and Kirk finds himself tapping out of the Furusawa Armbar at close to 5:30. WINNER - B. Vessey in 5:28</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids Refuses Frehley Alliance</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9df74019-2683-4e4f-a711-f8a4c79e40dc_zpsb51a489d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/42c22afb-4613-452f-bf06-10d69d89e409_zpse468ce73.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/77_zpsb4e1a817.jpg</div> Ahead of this angle, Steve Frehley has been teasing a new stable and talking about "making friends without kissing ass" through various forms of social media. Now he's got the first member of this stable ready to be introduced - it's former Pain Alliance member Kurt Laramee! Laramee gets a brief chance to speak, talking about how "the Supreme WhiteMan Federation stuck me with that honky Scott Sinclair for years, a move that kept me down", but Frehley does most of the talking. He refers to the SWF as the "Supreme WhiteMan Federation" like Laramee did, and announces a call to arms to all African-Americans in the SWF, starting with Des Davids, who's "had to live in the shadow of people like American Machine, Valiant, Brandon James and that pothead cracker Marc DuBois." With a throng of fans cheering Davids, the former collegiate football star says that it's people like Steve Frehley who don't do the black man any favors. He adds that Frehley's agenda is an embarrassment to the likes of Martin Luther King and other great African-Americans, and that he has no intention of joining any faction that goes against the All-American values of equality and respect for one's fellow man. Davids' refusal to join up upsets Frehley, and as Frehley beats down on him outside the ring, referee Ric Young rings the bell and makes it a match!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Des Davids vs Steve Frehley (w/Kurt Laramee)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a552ef88-e0eb-4a31-a3e6-80f627c341e0_zps7d360530.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9df74019-2683-4e4f-a711-f8a4c79e40dc_zpsb51a489d.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/66_zps133644f8.jpg</div> Apparently, this looks like Des Davids' next feud, as it may likely be someone else who chases after Sammy Bach's United States title at When Hell Freezes Over. Frehley has the early advantage, thanks to his pre-match beatdown, but Davids shows a lot of fight throughout the match, coming off with several near-pinfalls and refusing to give up. Frehley also has his moments, including a vicious Dark Destroyer Spear at 5:30 which Davids kicks out of. He wins the match eventually thanks to Kurt Laramee's presence at ringside; Laramee trips Davids behind Ric Young's back, allowing Frehley to set the former U.S. champ up for a Frehley's Comet. WINNER - Frehley in 7:14</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - New Money Army Vignette http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</div> It's time for more blurrycam goodness with The New Money Army, and the announcers tease this as their last such video before the SWF Brand Draft. Quite predictably, it's the draft that they talk about for the most part on this vignette, with Rich Money starting out by saying that the draft won't do a thing to derail The New Money Army from its objectives. Jack Bruce and Sammy Bach continue by comparing the imminent breakup of the stable to a supergroup splintering to form two new supergroups, each of which remains friends with the other. As for other takeaways from this vignette... Hawkins - Brand split or no brand split, The New Money Army's dominance will continue, and we shall continue to honor the alliances we have made with The Bobby Bruce Bonanza and The Eisen Entourage! B. Vessey - I told 'ya Cam's a great kid. He knows what to do and how to do it. He just needed...a little prodding from his favorite uncle. J. Bruce - Aw, come on, Bryan! Are we really pushin' forward with our alliance with Eric "You Can't Wrestle" Eisen and his ragtag bunch of youth offenders? (laughs) OF COURSE WE ARE!!! I couldn't give a flyin' frig about Eric Eisen, but I'll tell you this. He knows good young talent when he sees it. Money - Conquer and divide, as it was and as it always will be. Our influence on the SWF has never been greater, and while not everyone we ally with may be Money, my presence ensures we have the overflowing cash reserves needed to achieve our objectives. Hawkins - WITH or WITHOUT the brand split! Bach - And here's another thing I wanna bring up. See, some people from the SWF Galaxy seem to be callin' me a WEAK LINK. (holds up his United States title) Does this look like a weak link to you? Does this look like The New Money Army's resident Stuart Sutcliffe, Pete Best, or Place Name of Judas Priest Drummer Here? See, that's the problem with you people. You take too much stock in win-loss records. I win when it matters the most, and as far as The New Money Army is concerned, there IS NO WEAK LINK! B. Vessey - That's tellin' 'em, Sammy. Y'know what? I may have lost to Valiant, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna get a second chance... Money - And you know Bryan Vessey is Money enough to deserve that second chance. All of us are, if needed. And whoever's gonna be in charge of the brands will have no choice but to give credit where credit is due. J. Bruce - Look at all the TALENT in front of you! And look at all that GOLD! You've got the Cream of the Crop, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce and his New York Minute! Mr. Showtime, and the SWF's ONLY FIVE-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Hawkins - Drew Hawkins, Mr. Full Moon Fever, Mr. Next in Line for any one of those titles held by people who aren't Money enough to meet Rich's standards. (sotto voce) Supreme Heavyweight, preferably. Bach - Sammy Bach, the Elation Sensation that Rocks the Nation, a man who doesn't just believe he can fly, but ACTUALLY DOES! B. Vessey - Mr. All-Everything, Bryan Vessey, at your service and ensurin' your domination at my hands. Money - And Rich Money, he who made this whole operation happen and continues to ensure its success. (pauses) There will be more to come from The New Money Army in 2014. MUCH MORE to come, that I can guarantee you. J. Bruce - We are The New Money Army. And while you can split a brand, you can't split this organization apart. Hawkins - When you're one of the NMA, you're MADE FOREVER.</div></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - RDJ Gets Ready</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/79_zps09aed632.jpg</div> Fry - No matter what those New Money Army guys say, they'll be diluted. They won't be as strong with their ranks split across two brands. Azaria - What about their allies? With The Eisen En-Too-Large seemingly growing every day, they've got all that they need! And that's saying little about The Bobby Bruce Bonanza, meaning Bobby Bruce himself and his bandmates, The Awesomeness. Fry - The Entourage is gonna be split as well, remember that! (pauses as Ricky Dale Johnson's image appears on the Supreme-Tron, getting ready for his Supreme Heavyweight title match) Now here's one man who won't be affected by any brand split - Ricky Dale Johnson. Azaria - With or without Vengeance in his corner, he'll be a force to be reckoned with. And who knows - he just might make good on his word and make Brandon James' reign as Supreme Heavyweight champ an incredibly short one! Michaels - You wish, Jason! You may have seen Ricky Dale Johnson in his prime, and I may have done the same, but this RDJ is a broken-down, decrepit RDJ who is a shadow of his old self. Brandon James is the real deal - he's bigger, he's smarter, and I do mean smarter, he's much stronger and quicker...he is indeed the ideal Supreme Heavyweight champ, and the man who could give that title the legitimacy World Heavyweight currently has. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Ricky Dale Johnson vs Brandon James © (w/The Chase Agency) - SWF Supreme Heavyweight Title Match</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c9961ffe-2d5d-4c9b-af5e-01174790babd_zpsbd742f4c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b640f49f-130a-484f-8c7d-661ba1bec945_zpsd397b620.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/66_zps133644f8.jpg</div> Rumor had it that this match nearly never happened on account of Ricky Dale Johnson's strict creative control, but he willingly does the job in this match. There are points in this match where RDJ looks like a sad shadow of his TWL and classic HGC/TCW self, but he still lands a flawless Leaping Lariat at 4:50 for a near-pinfall, only to be distracted by J. Gordon Reed's taunting. The match is quite an open one between both men, and just when RDJ seems close to fulfilling his promise of ending Brandon James' championship run early, an Emma Chase distraction (arguing with RDJ - no dollar signs anymore!) allows James to blast him with a Big Money Move and pick up the win. WINNER - James in 9:12. Brandon James is STILL the SWF Supreme Heavyweight Champion.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Erik Strong http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/53ed53ba-958b-4257-b5b1-a4989aba9420_zps045b77e6.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/51_zpsf316fabf.jpg</div> This week marks the premiere of High Stakes' third season, and in preparation for this, we see a hype vignette for Erik Strong, one of four Team USA rookies, and, as he claims, the illegitimate son of SWF Legend and former USPW owner Sam Strong. Strong - All you Strongamaniacs out there know my father...the dad who, for the past 27 years has yet to acknowledge me as his own flesh and blood. But before Alicia Silver Strong and Peter Jethro Strong...there was Erik Arme Strong! That's A-R-M-E for my middle name, the last letter's silent. (pauses, then flexes his muscles and poses for the camera) That's right, brother, Sam Strong's bastard son is here in the House that Strong Built...that's the Supreme Wrestling Federation, brother, and I find it insulting that they're havin' me start out on the bottom of the totem pole! But that's okay...that's okay, dude...my father didn't enter Supreme fully-formed! He played center for the Virginia Cavaliers in the '60s. He played bass guitar in psychedelic rock bands, brother, and nearly passed an audition to join Led Zeppelin...or was it Lynyrd Skynyrd? I DON'T KNOW, BROTHER! Daddy says a lot of things! What I do know is that Erik Strong is going to bring Strongamania back to Supreme, come Season 3 of H-h-h-hiiiiigh...Stakes! So whatcha gonna do about it, brother...when Strongamania goes gangbusters on you?</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Remo vs Cameron Vessey (w/Sons of Sam and Casey Valentine)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/48f89dbd-bbc0-4de5-b4e3-669c39e8d0d9_zps7c87772e.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/77_zpsb4e1a817.jpg</div> Despite the heel turn and his joining The Eisen Entourage, the jobbing isn't quite over for Cameron Vessey, though this time around he gets more offense. That's not enough offense, though, to stymie Remo, who overcomes a Rich Money distraction from commentary to finish the youngster off with the Destroyer, and intimidate Casey Valentine and the Keith brothers Greg and Matthew before they can dream of interfering. WINNER - Remo in 4:52</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo Beaten Down 4-on-1</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e083ba91-4a09-4d57-9342-bf25fd03b47a_zps49bcece4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5b85c793-2e9c-4900-bb9d-283a14a150ad_zpsf02d09ee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/a212a8b2-582c-45eb-9590-f9ebca9571a6_zps9c0c0326.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/33f80c1a-7f2a-4221-a2a3-04fbfef21504_zps5a2b9d02.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/75_zps8ef96cd1.jpg</div> Sons of Sam and Casey Valentine may have escorted Cam Vessey back to the locker room, but once that's done, Remo gets victimized by a three-on-one beatdown from original Interlopers Drew Hawkins, Bryan Vessey and Sammy Bach, then a four-on-one beatdown when Rich Money leaves the announce table to join in! Azaria - Just like back west, I'm telling you. Only this time, you can substitute Rick Law with Sammy Bach and Tommy Cornell with Rich Money. Michaels - Injured by a babe in the woods. How low could you possibly go, Remo? Fry - Are you crazy, Peter? The New Money Army is annihilating Remo out there, and they can do much more damage than Cam Vessey could! We're talking four-on-one! Michaels - And Tom Gilmore is nowhere to be found. Probably sulking again after his loss to Jack Bruce, a well-deserved loss, might I add, considering how he showed time and again that he doesn't have it within him to stop the Cream of the Crop. Fry - We really can't say yet about Tom Gilmore, but this I can say, Peter. Your bias towards the NMA is showing again! How much was it, Peter? How much did Rich Money pay you to take their side? Michaels - Several thousands less than what he paid you back in January, Duane, meaning ZERO. I don't like Jack Bruce because of what he stands for, but you can't deny that Rich Money, no matter what you think of him, is a smart and cunning individual who knows how to motivate his Army! Whoever he ends up with in the brand split will only be pushed to perform at their best. Fry - Another appalling display of mob mentality from the NMA. Thank God that's over. Meanwhile, one has to wonder how bad Remo's back is at this point following this savage beatdown. Michaels - Who cares? I don't care if he's got less than two months to go before he can contend for a title again, or if he recovers quickly from whatever injuries he may be nursing. You can stick a fork in Remo. He is DONE!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Valiant © (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Giedroyc) vs Sammy Bach © (w/Jack Bruce) - non-title match, winner gets to pick which brand he joins</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/90_zpsd52da700.jpg</div> Sammy Bach enters this match to a chorus of "WEAK LINK!" jeers, and quite noticeably flips the bird to a particularly rowdy group in the front rows before hitting the ring. Once he does, he's all action and all aggression, taking it to hometown boy Valiant in a physically intense match. But that doesn't mean the Elation Sensation is forsaking the quick aerial attacks and agile flips - there are a lot of those in this match, including a top-rope dropkick followed up by the Bach on Your Back at 8:40. Valiant breaks this hold, and after a Jack Bruce distraction allows Bach to land a top-rope elbowdrop, he kicks out and slowly starts finding his second wind. The last three minutes are almost exclusively Valiant's, and he gets the crowd popped by landing the V-Split at 14:05. The "WEAK LINK!" jeers start again as Jez McArthuer counts one, two, three. WINNER - Valiant in 14:15</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valiant Chooses Brand</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/95e06188-7f35-4475-8e6c-5ff7fa214f40_zps62d0ecf9.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/76_zps4bd77c26.jpg</div> Mic in hand, Valiant acknowledges his hometown crowd at Washington, DC, then announces that after giving it "a few seconds of thought", he shall be choosing the Supreme brand as an automatic draft selection, and that since Bryan Vessey gave him quite a good fight at Christmas Clash, he's hoping to see the ornery veteran get selected by Supreme come Friday at the SWF Brand Draft. "In fact, bring the whole New Money Army over to Supreme," says Valiant. "I'm always up for a challenge, and regardless of Pep Rally's fate, I'm always up for defending my company, my country, my brand or whatever it may be against dishonorable miscreants like the NMA!" As for Sammy Bach, Valiant's choosing of the Supreme brand means the Elation Sensation will be an auto-draftee of the Elite brand.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Christian Faith vs Jack Bruce © - non-title match, if Bruce wins, he goes to Supreme brand, if he loses, he goes to Elite</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b40c8263-4609-4a40-bf85-a8f3a2c83eea_zps4f0cce45.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/84_zpsdbe2499f.jpg</div> Christian Faith has had a rough past few months since accepting a reduced schedule and becoming the SWF's storyline (acting) Commish. And this looks like no exception - Faith finds himself in a predicament early on, one that started innocuously enough with Jack Bruce sarcastically extending his hand in a sportsmanlike gesture, before landing a very early DDT. For the next four minutes, Bruce hammers away on Faith, using a variety of impact moves and rest holds to slow the Supreme Legend down. But Faith is able to gain an advantage when he surprisingly dodges the New York Minute and goes for a vertical suplex at around 4:30! Faith controls the match till the 8:40 mark, after which it's all Bruce until the fifteenth minute or so. It's at 15:20 when the Washington, DC crowd's incessant "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheers will the Supreme Legend to launch one of his patented Faith-Ups, as he no-sells a Jack Bruce Flurry, and blocks an attempt at the Long Island Trio of rolling vertical suplexes! The Machine Gun Faith Hammers come in at 17:20, and the gutwrench powerbomb is to follow...Bruce is down and out, and seems ready to receive a Leap of Faith! But not quite...with Darren Smith distracted by the arrival of Drew Hawkins and Bryan Vessey, Jack's son Bobby Bruce makes a surprise appearance from the locker room and floors Christian Faith with the NYM-ripoff Bobby Blitzkrieg Bop! Jack Bruce groggily goes for the cover and Smith, not having seen a thing, counts one, two, THREE! Jack Bruce is going to the Supreme brand, while Christian Faith will have to "settle" for being General Manager of the Elite brand. WINNER - J. Bruce in 17:59</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Jack Bruce Victory Party</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/6a5445b9-c9a2-4148-87e8-05091ed5072c_zpscb8debfc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/95_zps000f52b8.jpg</div> Just as earlier teased, Jack Bruce isn't done for the evening, as he's got a "victory party" to attend! The parking lot of the Verizon Center is all decked out to look like party central, and Bruce makes his entrance in style, driving a 2014 Corvette C7 Stingray (with plate number "5TIME", which could either mean "SHOWTIME" or five-time World Heavyweight champ) with a scantily-clad model riding in the passenger seat. He parks his 'Vette alongside Bryan Vessey's Ford F-150 pickup, whose cab is loaded with what looks to be enough beer to serve five New Money Army members, countless Eisen Entourage members, and The Awesomeness (Bobby Bruce doesn't drink in storyline) and managers Karen Killer, Alanis Springsteen and Lisa Bowen! We see all these people present at the victory party, grabbing beers and bobbing/banging their heads or dancing to the sounds of '80s heavy metal. J. Bruce - Ain't no party like a JACK BRUCE PARTAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!! Beer's on me, everyone. Anyone who says I've changed...anyone who says I'm no longer the fan-friendly, butt-kissing Jack Bruce I used to be can put their feet in their mouths, because here I am, hostin' the BIGGEST SWF PARTY OF THE YEAR in the parking lot of the Verizon Center, where those sad-sack Washington Wizards play, I mean LOSE game after game after game! Sorry, Valiant, but your home team SUCKS BALLS! After dissing the NBA's Washington Wizards, Bruce grabs his second beer and canoodles with the hot young groupie he was riding with. Drew Hawkins jokingly complains about "the former Wolf not having a fox" for the evening, while Sammy Bach, Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust play air instruments with Bobby Bruce singing along (and quite well, at that) to Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Thing Coming." However, the party is interrupted by a certain crasher...one who was earlier assumed to be taking the night off like he did on the Supreme TV following Let the Games Begin!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Crashes Victory Party</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/88246605-e8d4-464b-be2a-326c3f1a7726_zps146beabc.jpg http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/Gradez/78_zps9eee2d31.jpg</div> It turns out that Bryan Vessey's F-150 isn't the only big truck in the Verizon Center parking lot! Tom Gilmore has arrived, and he's driving a Chevy Silverado, which he immediately uses to target Jack Bruce's flashy new Corvette! Peter Michaels yells the usual "GOOD GAWD! SOMEBODY CALL SECURITY!" from the announce table as Gilmore rams his truck against Bruce's sports car, prompting Duane Fry to enthusiastically yell "Now that's what you call a party-crasher!" Adding further insult to injury, Gilmore exits the truck with a baseball bat in hand, and uses it to ward off the NMA members and their allies before smashing the 'Vette's windows and denting its doors! Bruce is beside himself with anger, and somehow Gilmore is able to return to his pickup and escape a beatdown from The New Money Army! Michaels - Tom Gilmore is going to pay. He will be paying BIG-TIME for that wanton act of property damage! Fry - Jack Bruce had it coming, Peter. People like Christian Faith have long warned him about hubris, and that's a classic example of hubris at work. All those New Money Army members and their allies, hosting a parking lot party against arena rules. And Tom Gilmore has to spoil it all by putting the fear of Gilmore in each and every one of them! I must say I'm impressed. Azaria - It's a waste of a pretty fine automobile, to be sure, but here's a little fact you two should know. Jack Bruce deserved it! Michaels - Nobody deserves to have their $60,000 sports car wrecked by a madman like Tom "Angry" Gilmore. If I were Jack, I'd sue for EMOTIONAL DAMAGE as well! Tom Gilmore didn't just cross the line there...he spat, puked and S-H-A-T on it! Fry - Things will get worse between Jack Bruce and Tom Gilmore before they get better, and we shall find out on Friday, on SWF Elite... Azaria - Featuring yours truly, Jason Azaria, with Kyle Rhodes and Ana Garcia... Fry - We shall find out who gets drafted where, and which factions and tag teams will be no more following the split! Be sure to catch the SWF's first-ever Brand Draft on Friday, December 20, only on CBA. Michaels - For Duane Fry and Jason Azaria, this is Peter Michaels, saying Jack...I may not like you, but you should, by all means, sue that Tom Gilmore for all he's worth!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 87/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 77/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 16.72 Trending on Twitter - #PartyCrasher #BrandSplit #JackBruce #TomGilmore #NewMoneyArmy #Valiant #SammyBachWeakLink #EddSa #Stonerizing</div></blockquote> Immediate post-show OOC - Thanks to Hitman74 for the Kurt Laramee alt, as seen on the TEW 2013 alt pictures thread! And if anyone's wondering who the SWF GM will be...it's Rip Chord. Bit of a trick question on the last bonus, so congrats to those who went with "Someone Else" as their answer!

3rdStringPG · November 28, 2013

OOC - So we've got a handful of backstage segments and shows remaining, but what about the Jack Bruce interview? That's coming after the next SWF Elite/SWF Brand Draft, and right before this diary's final Uprising. Now here's this diary's final High Stakes, but the first for the new season. After Krustacean Kirk and Masked Cougar, will the Season 3 champ be another cartoon character like Ant-Man (though he's billed here as the non-cartoonish Anthony Mann) or Hugh De Aske, a comedy type like Erik Strong, a walking pop culture reference like Davie Renluenn, a mysterious masked man like El Mitico Jr., or an extension of one's personality like Gino Montero (minus the Lucha Cop mask), Marc Speed or Swoop McCarthy? We shall find out...in 13 weeks. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF High Stakes Reitz Arena (Maryland, Mid-Atlantic) Wednesday, December 18, 2013 (Week 3) SEASON 3 CAST (ROOKIE/MENTOR): TEAM USA: Anthony Mann - Krustacean Kirk Davie Renluenn - Sammy Bach Erik Strong - Ricky Dale Johnson Marc Speed -Chris Caulfield TEAM INTERNATIONAL: El Mitico Jr. - Elmo Benson Gino Montero - Jack Giedroyc Hugh De Aske - Koshiro Ino Swoop McCarthy - Edd Stone ANGLE - Season 3 Rookies and Mentors Introduced (66/C+) For the third straight season, SWF Legend Rory McCallum is hosting High Stakes, and to kick things off in Season 3's first episode, he introduces the eight rookies and their respective mentors, in order of which team (USA or International) they belong to. To wit, the rookie/mentor combinations are Team USA's Erik Strong (w/Ricky Dale Johnson), Marc Speed (w/Chris Caulfield), Anthony Mann (w/Krustacean Kirk) and Davie Renluenn (w/Sammy Bach), and Team International's El Mitico Jr. (w/Elmo Benson), Hugh De Aske (w/Koshiro Ino), Swoop McCarthy (w/Edd Stone) and Gino Montero (w/Jack Giedroyc). McCallum then explains the rules and objectives for Season 3. Many of the same challenges will take place, but this time, immunity points will be compiled from Week 1, with a rookie vs rookie win counting for one point and a rookie vs mentor/guest veteran win counting for three points. Mentor vs mentor matches also count in the immunity points - one for each win. Bonuses will also be given for rookie(s) with the best win-loss records at certain points, as well as rookies who win the mentor's polls. As far as the teams are concerned, the winning team (based on total immunity points as of Week 13) will have the incentive of the team captain (Ricky Dale Johnson for Team USA, Jack Giedroyc for Team International) choosing a second rookie on top of the High Stakes champion to be signed to a guaranteed SWF contract. So with all that in mind, at least two men can receive guaranteed contracts, but only one man can become Season 3 High Stakes Champion and receive the title shot of his choice. Naturally, one rookie has to be the arrogant smart-ass from the get-go, and it looks like Erik Strong is it - he interrupts McCallum's introduction and launches into a promo about how his (claimed) bloodlines make him a sure shot to win High Stakes Season 3. As Strong claims to be the son of the legendary Sam Strong, he peppers this promo with a lot of "brothers" and other Sam Strong-isms. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Swoop McCarthy (64/C) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0249b9b0-5c59-41d9-839f-8615c72ae93d_zps95209327.jpg Stone - Is it true that foreigners party harder than the likes of you Yanks? I've proven that time and again, as a simple cry of "EDD-FU!!!" gets the PARTY STAR-TEDDDDDD!!!! Edd Stone here - who else? - that's hashtag E-D-D, trending all over the world. And here's my rookie, a young man who calls himself Melbourne Party Central, Swoop McCarthy. (does his "Stonerizing" dance) Swoop - It won't be a g'day, mate, when you step into the ring with Swoop McCarthy. My parents still call me Cory, but everyone else, my friends and enemies alike, they call me Swoop. Because although I may be a big man, I swoop down on my foes...and swoop HARD. That's my finisher, the Swoop Hard. Clever, isn't it? I've also got a wicked running powerslam - more strength, more force than what A-Prime is capable of. But you know what I've also got? SWOOP-FU!!!! (pauses) I kid, I kid, but I say I've got Swoop-Fu because my mentor, Edd Stone, is the life of every party. And a pretty damn good wrestler too. For Team International, this is Melbourne Party Central himself, Mr. MPC, Swoop McCarthy. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Anthony Mann (44/D) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c958dda7-2031-41cd-a4ac-58a4c7c1249c_zpse32c08a2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f49c40f-b206-457a-afe2-a344aec16370_zpsc936b79b.jpg Kirk (pacing back and forth and talking in an animated voice) - Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Ant-Man, Ant-Man...nananananananana, ANT-MAN! The prospect of young Anthony Mann becoming a comic book hero like The Undawater Union is tantalizing, but not as much as him following my footsteps as the next High Stakes Champion! Take it away, Ant-Man! Mann - Sometimes, the luck of the draw can pay off. At school, I was always one of the smallest boys in class. But soon enough, I discovered that I was also one of the strongest. From bullying victim, I learned to stand up for myself, and it wasn't long before I was winning weightlifting contests despite weighing 160 pounds soaking wet. Well, I've become bigger since then. I've learned how to wrestle. And as you can see, that wrestling includes slamming men close to twice my size. In Season 2, Jacob Jett was the little underdog who did well. Come Season 3, it's gonna be Anthony Mann's turn as I hope to win that guaranteed contract and title shot. And I can't be any luckier - I've got Season 1's winner, and a plucky underdog in his own right, Krustacean Kirk. Anthony Mann (w/Krustacean Kirk) vs Swoop McCarthy (w/Edd Stone) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/3f49c40f-b206-457a-afe2-a344aec16370_zpsc936b79b.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/0249b9b0-5c59-41d9-839f-8615c72ae93d_zps95209327.jpg The crowd at the Reitz Arena doesn't seem to care much about this match, where unknown American Anthony Mann (b. John Heizenger) locks up against Australian sensation Swoop McCarthy. While Mann gets a mild pop after he bodyslams McCarthy early on in the match, the much smaller Mann gets floored by a Running Powerslam from McCarthy at 4:45 (off an Edd Stone Stonerizing distraction), allowing Team International to draw first blood. WINNER - Swoop in 4:56. Swoop McCarthy/Team Int'l gets one immunity point. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Hugh De Aske (64/C) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4b1d0871-9572-481f-890e-ae55e2d0ad6a_zps520e7ec5.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4c60c7be-7b8a-43c2-a3ce-438c61982fba_zps9f156c9a.jpg Ino - I have truly had it with you Americans and your fixation for fake sports entertainment! So what do I do? I work with sports entertainer like Magnum Kobe, and on High Stakes, I mentor Belgian pirate Hugh De Aske and train him to be the first true European master of puroresu! (pauses) With Koshiro Ino as his mentor, Hugh De Aske will take a bite out of High Stakes. Hsssssss... De Aske - Yarrrrrr. Ahoy, SWF Galaxy! Hugh De Aske, I am, and from Brussels, Belgium I come. (pauses) Now ask you may why pirate I am. That is because...my Ancestarrrrrrs...pirates they arrrrrre. In seasons of High Stakes past, gimmicks the rookies had. There was Kirrrrrrrk, the Krustacean. Justin Sensitive, boy band he joined. Forget we shouldn't Masked Cougarrrrrrr. But gimmick...THIS IS NOT! My ancestors, pirates they arrrrrre. And with Koshiro Ino mentarrrring me, Season 3 of High Stakes Hugh De Aske and the Seven Bilge Rats it is called. Yarrrrrrrr. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Marc Speed (72/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e6c44042-e358-46c6-8dbe-4455d234753c_zps13a09a71.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1fb4ed91-6e60-4e18-a790-e6e6adeca541_zps64e4a958.jpg Caulfield - Hardcore and MMA make strange bedfellows. While both styles are different, you get one thing in common, and that's physical intensity. Such is what my rookie, Marc Speed, delivers, along with the most impressive collection of submissions I've seen in a while. Speed - Tap, nap, or SNAP! Team USA had a need for SPEED, so they got me, Marc Speed, fightin' outta Detroit, Michigan. When it comes to wrestlin', I bring it. By that I mean WRESTLIN'. We're talkin' real amateur-based kinda stuff, the kinda moves you'd see in an MMA fight. I've got so many moves it's off the charts, but the two I love usin' more than others are the Cross Armbreaker and the Deadly Heel Hook. With one of the toughest mentors out there in Chris Caulfield, I'm confident I won't just be doin' good for Team USA, but doin' good in the entire third season of High Stakes. Remember the name, Marc Speed. And remember, SWF Galaxy, these three words so short, yet true. TAP! NAP! SNAP! Marc Speed (w/Chris Caulfield) vs Hugh De Aske (w/Koshiro Ino) (34/E+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/1fb4ed91-6e60-4e18-a790-e6e6adeca541_zps64e4a958.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/4c60c7be-7b8a-43c2-a3ce-438c61982fba_zps9f156c9a.jpg Unlike the Koshiro Ino of old, we see the Kobra encouraging his rookie Hugh De Aske to be as over-the-top as possible, yet Ino also yells instructions, asking him to be "more stiff, more puro" against Team USA's Marc Speed. Despite (or because of) Ino's overly hands-on approach, De Aske finds himself on the losing end on Week 1 of High Stakes, as Speed makes the kayfabe pirate submit to the Cross Armbreaker. WINNER - Speed in 4:50. Marc Speed/Team USA gets one immunity point. ANGLE - Ino and De Aske Argue (47/D) After the match, the cameras take us backstage, where Koshiro Ino is berating Hugh De Aske, while at the same time telling Jack Giedroyc that that's how he should discipline his rookie Gino Montero. De Aske remains calm as Ino scolds him, and ends this angle with this next cross between pirate-speak and Yoda-speak. De Aske - Fear not, sensei. Win High Stakes and learn your noble craft of puroresu, I will. YARRRRRRRRRR. (to Giedroyc and Montero) Avast, ye lubbers! Team International's starrrrrr I am!!!! Yes, hmmm. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Davie Renluenn (77/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9ee55b97-25e6-48e0-9a3d-350c11e80cef_zpsf656d7c9.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9461d8d0-672b-4ca3-b37b-32f4a5c356de_zps84ea4e71.jpg Bach - Give me '80s metal any day and I'll be a happy man. But give me Davie Renluenn as my rookie and I'll turn him into a throwback Elation Sensation like his mentor! Dear Sammy Supporters of the SWF Galaxy and beyond, I present to you, the man who will bring the '50s to the present, Davie Renluenn. Renluenn - Well, how's it goin', daddy-o? My name is Davie Renluenn - that's D-A-V-I-E, R-E-N-L-U-E-N-N. But you can call me Dutch, an ode to my heritage. Ain't no one have that nickname anymore, and you wanna know why? Because the '50s are over, dad! Ain't that a real bringdown? Tell you somethin'. I'm part of this bash they call High Stakes. Third season, cat, can you dig that? And they've got me stuck with a bunch of grody freams representin' the land that we love, the USA and all its 48 states. What, you tellin' me they got 50? Damn! (pauses) What does Davie "Dutch" Renluenn hafta offer Team USA? Well, I got the knuckle sandwich, I got my forward USSR legsweep, a real kookie move if you ask me, and I got the jets to emerge as the ace of Team USA (pointing to his head). Be in orbit, SWF Galaxy. Davie "Dutch" Renluenn has arrived, and so have the '50s. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Gino Montero (76/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/5f99038a-fe52-41f0-8b68-f44054eb871f_zpseadbba24.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/587b7b00-943b-4833-9a3f-7927b90b5aa7_zps71d8a751.jpg Giedroyc - And here he comes, Crashing On from Mexico and into your conscious...we've got one young talent who hopes to introduce the SWF to lucha libre-style action, much like I brought my own brand of international flavor to the SWF all those years back. Gino Montero's a good, hard-workin' kid, and here's hopin' he wins this season of High Stakes...the right way. Montero - 'Sup, SWF Galaxy? I'm Gino Montero, from Mexico, and like many of the wrestlers joining SWF this year, I'm second-generation. My father Luis is legend in Mexico, and my older brother Luis Jr., he's rising star in his own right. But somehow, it was I who was chosen to sign with SWF and take part in High Stakes. What do I bring to table? Well, I think I am good technician, I think I can fly, and I believe that serve Team International well. And I have good mentor in Jack Giedroyc who help me in other aspects of wrestling. With Jack as mentor, I believe I can win High Stakes and live up to Montero legacy. (pauses) Arriba! Gino Montero (w/Jack Giedroyc) vs Davie Renluenn (w/Sammy Bach) (34/E+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/587b7b00-943b-4833-9a3f-7927b90b5aa7_zps71d8a751.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/9461d8d0-672b-4ca3-b37b-32f4a5c356de_zps84ea4e71.jpg The announcers spend a good few minutes in this match debating on the right way to pronounce Davie Renluenn's name, but after he piledrives Gino Montero off an illegal eye gouge, Jerry Eisen says the best spelling would be "D-R-A-G", as in "Davie Renluenn is a grody drag." However, the '50s throwback Renluenn is "taken to the future" (as Peter Michaels says) following a Destiny Explosion from the former Lucha Cop Ricardo Ley, now known under his real name, Gino Montero. WINNER - Montero in 5:20. Gino Montero/Team Int'l gets one immunity point. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - El Mitico Jr. (60/C) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/b53616de-3f71-4dd5-ad95-439b6e764d73_zps3ff62e53.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/34410db2-2bc1-47a9-b3f3-d6e2e8626691_zps0deddbf1.jpg "El Mobenson" (in an exaggerated Hispanic accent) - For four generations, the name "El Mitico" has reverberated throughout the jungles of Yucatan. Four men, four mysteries, and one indelible legacy. The latest of the El Miticos calls himself El Mitico Jr. instead of El Mitico IV for reasons unknown to his mentor El Mobenson, But what is known...is that El Mitico Jr. is a talented all-around competitor...and a prime candidate to win High Stakes Season 3 for Team International. He is the man. He is the mystery. And as the fourth El Mitico, he is the legacy. El Mitico Jr. Brought to you by High Stakes Season 2 Top Mentor El Mobenson. ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Video - Erik Strong (77/B-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/c9961ffe-2d5d-4c9b-af5e-01174790babd_zpsbd742f4c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/53ed53ba-958b-4257-b5b1-a4989aba9420_zps045b77e6.jpg As this is Erik Strong's third High Stakes hype vignette, his promo is brand-new...and equally heavy on the Sam Strong-isms. RDJ - I'll tell you this. I've known Sam Strong for quite a while, and as far as I know, he never had a son named Erik. (shrugs) I don't know what I got myself into when I agreed to mentor Erik Strong, but while he may be a bit strange and his claims a bit dubious, the guy's got talent - and the potential to be a breakout SWF Superstar. Strong - LLLLLLLemme tellya somethin', brother, Strongamania is goin' gangbusters on the SWF Galaxy again! Dad told me last week, y'know, "Erik, brother, the SWF won't spend enough money to convince me to come outta retirement!" And I said to him, brother, "Dad, don't you remember? I was the product of that one-night stand you had with that ring rat from Charlotte back in 1985! You don't need to call me brother, brother!" And he just told me "Good luck on High Stakes, brother," and drove away so he could bail out my half-brother PJ, brother, who'd been caught smokin' tea again, and sent to the clink! (pauses) About High Stakes, brother, it may be the bottom of the bottom, dude, but with a mentor like RDJ, mannnnnn, there ain't no place to go but UP, UP and AWAY in MY BEAUTIFUL BALLOON! (flexes his muscles and poses like Sam Strong) Work out, say your prayers, little Strongamaniacs, and don't forget, SWF Galaxy, to include vegetables in your diet! J. Eisen (after Strong's promo) - The way I see it, Erik Strong is what would happen if Sam Strong and Jim Force had kids. Michaels - A promising young man, but someone who needs to take this thing seriously! El Mitico Jr. (w/"El Mobenson") vs Erik Strong (w/Ricky Dale Johnson) (37/D-) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/34410db2-2bc1-47a9-b3f3-d6e2e8626691_zps0deddbf1.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/53ed53ba-958b-4257-b5b1-a4989aba9420_zps045b77e6.jpg Unlike the man whom he claims is his father, Erik Strong is a skilled aerial performer, but so is El Mitico Jr. Both men trade high-risk moves in an entertaining and open match, which also includes Strong preening and posing in front of Katie Cameron and causing mentor Ricky Dale Johnson to palm his face. RDJ, however, cracks a smile as Strong wins this match without any heel shenanigans, flooring El Mitico with the Strong Arm Saultic at 5:40 and evening things for Team USA. WINNER - Strong in 5:46. Erik Strong/Team USA gets one immunity point. ANGLE - Strong Rants About McCallum (59/C) While Team USA and Team International are choosing the mentors who will take part in tonight's tiebreaker of sorts, Erik Strong is still in the ring, and much to Ricky Dale Johnson's displeasure, he demands a mic and starts ranting about High Stakes host/authority figure/head trainer Rory McCallum. He calls McCallum the most pathetic man Sam Strong had ever faced for the World Heavyweight title, and boasts to the fans once again that his (imagined) bloodlines are good enough to ensure he wins Season 3 and gets him a guaranteed contract AND World title shot against Jack Bruce! After this quick promo, Strong and RDJ return backstage as Katie Cameron and Jerry Eisen talk about how delusional he is. Chris Caulfield (w/Marc Speed) vs Edd Stone (w/Swoop McCarthy) (67/C+) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/e6c44042-e358-46c6-8dbe-4455d234753c_zps13a09a71.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/SWF%20Small/8eece258-aab5-46d1-bc46-1a7a94dca7f4_zps66aa18c1.jpg This mentor vs mentor encounter will serve as tonight's "rubber match", with Team USA and Team International tied 2-all after the rookie vs rookie matches. It's all about brawling vs high-flying in this match, but brawling wins over in the end, as Chris Caulfield lands a Danger Drop on a gloating and Stonerizing Edd Stone to pick up the win. WINNER - Caulfield in 6:37. Team USA gets one immunity point. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>IMMUNITY POINTS (WEEK 1): Team USA - 3 POINTS Erik Strong - 1 Marc Speed - 1 Mentors - 1 Team International - 2 POINTS Gino Montero - 1 Swoop McCarthy - 1</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>HIGH STAKES SEASON THREE STANDINGS (WEEK 1): Erik Strong - 1-0 Gino Montero - 1-0 Marc Speed- 1-0 Swoop McCarthy - 1-0 Anthony Mann - 0-1 Davie Renluenn - 0-1 El Mitico Jr. - 0-1 Hugh De Aske - 0-1</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 65/C SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.95</div></blockquote>

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