SWF 2005- Finally, A change!

Russelrules44 · June 15, 2013

Allright, You've guys have asked that I should end my WWE diaries............fine, I'll do that. This is a new diary that has nothing to do with WWE.

Supreme! Wrestling! Federation! And with that I promise you 5 things.

1. It will be active.

2. It will be INTERactive.

3. I will do a super cool format.

4. You'll get to see your favorite stars!

And 5. Christian Faith, Need I say more?

And on top of all that, I say to you, If this diary is absolutely terrible, I swear to god!, I swear to Jesus in the sun that I will never post another diary in this forum again.......................nah jk, If this doesn't work, I'll go back to the drawing board.

Rickymex · June 15, 2013

I have never written a diary before but from what I've seen you should just slow down with the amount of diaries you have created. Find some sort of end storyline you want your diary to finish with and work backwards. Do a few write-ups first, find a posting style you're confortable with and plan in writing a few months ahead so you know what you're going to do.

Russelrules44 · June 16, 2013

I have never written a diary before but from what I've seen you should just slow down with the amount of diaries you have created. Find some sort of end storyline you want your diary to finish with and work backwards. Do a few write-ups first, find a posting style you're confortable with and plan in writing a few months ahead so you know what you're going to do.

Don't worry, This is the only diary I will be doin from here on in.

mistaken · June 16, 2013

eh, alot of people have done bad diaries. (full disclosure I have never read one of yours)

if you are having fun, to heck with what people think, have fun with it!

I will keep my eye on this one.

Rickymex · June 16, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="mistaken" data-cite="mistaken" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>eh, alot of people have done bad diaries. (full disclosure I have never read one of yours) if you are having fun, to heck with what people think, have fun with it! I will keep my eye on this one.</div></blockquote> I believe the problem people are having with Russell is that he has created multiple WWE diaries in a short amount of time that have only lasted a few shows.

mistaken · June 16, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I believe the problem people are having with Russell is that he has created multiple WWE diaries in a short amount of time that have only lasted a few shows.</div></blockquote> not a problem, I've seen one person create 44 threads in 2 months, and not get hounded. no reason to hound a person especially when they are not in main sections of the board.

Russelrules44 · June 16, 2013

SWF Roster

Main Eventers- The Crown Jewels of our product.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otdHbA4GlSI" rel="external nofollow">Runaway Train</a>- This is one big dude, Our alpha male, the number one heel in our promotion, to hell if people don't think he's talented, he's a star!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmsDUAK6lkU" rel="external nofollow">Jack Bruce</a>- The number 1 face in our promotion, He is a man of style, he has it all, charisma, strength, speed, skill and looks that make the ladies go wild!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgi8OVLCcxk" rel="external nofollow">Steve Frehley</a>- All hail the Dark Destroyer! This man has been rolling ever since he upset Sam Keith in his very first match! He has youth, talent and charisma on his side, He will be our future I can assure you of that!

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/1mjlM_RnsVE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Skillet - Monster (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div>- Remo is a dark horse, let me tell you that, our no. 2 prospect in the company today, he is putting on 5 star matches every single night! I will be expecting more from this guy very soon.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5-xdAQ_qIE" rel="external nofollow">Skull DeBones</a>- This man is our phenom. Our Undertaker. Skull DeBones is a great brawler from Texas and he will be world champion someday.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LjbMVXj0F8" rel="external nofollow">Christian Faith</a>- The most captivating man in the SWF today, we made him popular even though he's only decent in the ring, He has charisma and can work a match, Christian will be with us for a long time to come.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NPqrGGAwjHE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="WWE:Jeff Hardy Theme"></iframe></div></div>- Let's face it people, He's awesome, He represents awesomeness, he oozes awesomeness, and we made him twice as awesome and pushed him beyond his limits.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OMD8hBsA-RI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Journey - Faithfully (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div>- The goody two babyface of the main eventers, he is the youngest son of Richard Eisen and cousin Jerry Eisen, He can work a good match and is poised for sucess.

Upper Mid-Carders- The next big things.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1k2SNtq79c" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a>- A good all rounder who is a show stopper ever day since the time of dawn, saw him from USPW and there he is right now, He will be getting some big wins over big stars.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7r5hzu1Xbw" rel="external nofollow">Joe Sexy</a>- A solid wrestler, He has that it factor, and late in his life too, 33 years old, yet just 4 years ago he turned pro, Expect him to keep rolling through the SWF.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/bD50cL5CMAw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Road Warriors Theme Song"></iframe></div></div>- It's amazing that he and Warlord Agony have created this team just years ago, and look at them now, they have created.......a legend! Expect them not to go out with a whimper.......but with a bang.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwJOP8Qt5o" rel="external nofollow">Elmo Benson</a>- A nice kid, he's been teaming with Groucho Bling to become one the funniest, coolest and one of the greatest tag teams ever in SWF.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/e9vrfEoc8_g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Superman Theme"></iframe></div></div>- Not a bad worker by any means, but never going to be a true main eventer by any means, expect him however to maybe have a run with the North American Title.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/o81nbG2Xihk?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Old WWF Theme Songs-The Big Boss Man"></iframe></div></div>- The Enforcer of our company, has never had any charisma, but thanks to his technical skills and the ability to work a match, he has been sucessful and productive.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/e9vrfEoc8_g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Superman Theme"></iframe></div></div>- Ah, Lobster Warrior, Our fine sea creature hero, he along with Jumbo Shrimp and Calamari Kid have found lots of sucess in their career, but he might be ready to go at it alone.....but not just yet.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/rz3_i4bT4bg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Zebrahead - Falling Apart lyrics"></iframe></div></div>- A very well traveled man in SWF, He's got all the skills he needs to be a legend in the business, charisma, power, speed, skill and the basics, Expect a mega push from this guy.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ZX8Xq5NybDk?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Kevin Thorn Theme- FULL VERSION"></iframe></div></div>- One of our most consistent (if not the most consistant) workers ever, he's gonna be holding our matches together, so don't expect many wins from him, and when he does win, it will mostly be by countout and or DQ.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/76pIeDsYDKo?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Jimmy Wang Yang 1st WWE Theme Song - Gonna Punch Someone Tonight [High Quality + Download Link].mp4"></iframe></div></div>- If ever you should stop by Texas, You might find this man himself, Texas Pete, Great young hoss, not the best skills ever but is learning rapidly, has a big future ahead of him if he can keep his head straight and keep improving.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/HH2AmCDJbi4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="WWE- The Road Warriors 2011 Official Theme Song"></iframe></div></div>- Hats off to Agony and Pain for putting together one of the best (if not the best) teams ever! I can assure you one more tag team title run is in order.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/94pI0a8EIA8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Sycho Sid Theme"></iframe></div></div>- A true legend, Has the most deadly submission in the history of submission holds, what more can you ask for?

Midcarders- Those who live to fight..........for now

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fPmruHc4S9Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Ragtime piano : The Entertainer (Scott Joplin, 1902)"></iframe></div></div>- A good technical worker with contistancy, He has many years ahead of him thanks to his low risk offense.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_rrP0j9yMU" rel="external nofollow">Brett Biggz</a>- Brett Biggz is a great tag team star, daring, tough and charismatic, he has a bright future ahead of him.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/e9vrfEoc8_g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Superman Theme"></iframe></div></div>- This guy is very popular with the kiddies and is a daring, high flying superhero, expect bright things for him.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci1wkgqt6g8" rel="external nofollow">Freddie Datsun</a>- Datsun, A good worker, never gets the attention he deserves, yet he's hard working, dependable and powerful.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgwJOP8Qt5o" rel="external nofollow">Groucho Bling</a>- Great kid, has a solid future ahead of him, will win a lot of his matches, solid allrounder too.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J33DkwGM3g" rel="external nofollow">Marc DuBois</a>- "The Can't Miss Prospect" And we sure won't miss him, Marc DuBois is one of the fastest rising stars in our industry today and has the pedigree to become a future world champion.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-DaKGCxzlQM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Eddie Guerrero 2005 Theme Song 'Gangsta Lane'"></iframe></div></div>- Pecs is a good allrounder, he and his partner Flex have a bright future ahead of him.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy6EzdGh17M" rel="external nofollow">Robbie Retro</a>- A fun babyface whose limit is probably the midcards, but he has charisma, that might help and everyone loves his character.

Low Midcarders- Those who are struggling to fight for relevancy

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/SXViyJthoVg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="P.O.D. Addicted"></iframe></div></div>- Akima is a wonderful allrounder and is a daring worker with a lot of heart, expect him to get a solid push.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_rrP0j9yMU" rel="external nofollow">Bart Biggz</a>- He teams with his brother Brett Biggz, Basically said, He holds the backbone of the team, and so he doesn't get as much publicity as his brother.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/-DaKGCxzlQM?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Eddie Guerrero 2005 Theme Song 'Gangsta Lane'"></iframe></div></div>- An extremely talented athlete like Flex makes his sucessful right? Wrong. He has a long ways to go, but for now he'll be teaming with Pecs.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/SXViyJthoVg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="P.O.D. Addicted"></iframe></div></div>- A blue chipper from Samoa, He has a huge change of making it to the top thanks to his risky offense.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OMOGaugKpzs?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div>- Four words, This kid's, got, it! He has the skill, strength, charisma, the teeth and the looks to do it!

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OMOGaugKpzs?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div>- Randy's brother, Zimmy Bumfhole also has a lot of promise, I tell you, these two equal future tag team champions.

Openers and Enhancement Talent- The Pet Projects.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fnayvmyploE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Powerman 5000 - Bombshell"></iframe></div></div>- One half of the Dirty White Boyz, This guy is one of the wildest brawlers ever to hit the SWF, But don't expect many wins from the Dirty White Boyz.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftxEKSCKLI" rel="external nofollow">Knuckles</a>- Not a bad worker by any means, but just not a good worker, expect Knuckles to get a small push.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/fnayvmyploE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Powerman 5000 - Bombshell"></iframe></div></div>- He is so hardcore you can taste it, but thanks to our training, he is a better overall worker.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RftxEKSCKLI" rel="external nofollow">Shady K</a>- He's a good brawler with time on his side, he may go farther than you think.

<div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ETX9Tax739E?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="WWE Themes: Stevie Richards - You'll See"></iframe></div></div>- A very young rookie who was also a volleyball star, thanks to his rookie year sucess, we signed him, Don't expect many wins from him and when he does, it's usually in a cheap manner.

SWF Champions

SWF Champion- Runaway Train

SWF Tag Team- High Concept

SWF North American- Joe Sexy

SWF Shooting Star- Calamari Kid

And now you know the roster! Any questions?

Russelrules44 · June 17, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>With just two weeks until Christmas Clash, One has to wonder what the new booker of SWF has in store for this episode of SWF Supreme TV? We shall soon find out.</div></blockquote> Matches Announced for SWF Supreme TV Rich Money vs Calamari Kid Question: Will Calamari Kid be able to upset to rich bully of Money? Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley Question: Will Frehley prove that he is the next chapter of SWF or will Joe Sexy have his number? The Dirty White Boyz vs Faith and Bruce Question: Can the all star team of Faith and Bruce be able to topple the big Dirty White Boyz? Engyma vs Runaway Train Question: Who will interfere and attack Runaway Train on Engyma's behalf? Predictions are always welcome!

Rickymex · June 17, 2013

Rich Money vs Calamari Kid

Question: Will Calamari Kid be able to upset to rich bully of Money?

Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley

Question: Will Frehley prove that he is the next chapter of SWF or will Joe Sexy have his number?

The Dirty White Boyz vs Faith and Bruce

Question: Can the all star team of Faith and Bruce be able to topple the big Dirty White Boyz?

Engyma vs Runaway Train

Question: Who will interfere and attack Runaway Train on Engyma's behalf?

Predictions are always welcome!

Greylocke · June 17, 2013

2005 data? Damn, that means no Big Smack Scott in SWF! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Hire him! Big Smack Scott vs Jumbo Shrimp for Supreme Challenge main event! Do it! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Rich Money vs Calamari Kid

Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley

The Dirty White Boyz vs Faith and Bruce

Engyma vs Runaway Train (DQ? The Champ shouldn't lose on the very first show)

Question: Who will interfere and attack Runaway Train on Engyma's behalf?

Eric Eisen

Greylocke · June 17, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I believe the problem people are having with Russell is that he has created multiple WWE diaries in a short amount of time that have only lasted a few shows.</div></blockquote> It sure hasn't hurt him in terms of readership. He hasn't even posted his first show yet he's already got more readers than I do. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

mistaken · June 17, 2013

Matches Announced for SWF Supreme TV

Rich Money vs Calamari Kid

Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley

The Dirty White Boyz vs Faith and Bruce

Engyma vs Runaway Train

Russelrules44 · June 18, 2013

The First Episode of SWF comes out tomorrow morning. (That meaning, When I wake up this morning cause yesterday just ended like 55 minutes ago)

mistaken · June 18, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Russelrules44" data-cite="Russelrules44" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>The First Episode of SWF comes out tomorrow morning. (That meaning, When I wake up this morning cause yesterday just ended like 55 minutes ago)</div></blockquote> ok!

Russelrules44 · June 18, 2013

Ok, Here's how it's gonna work.

I'm working on the show as we speak, and when I finish it, I'll begin writing it. That cool?

Russelrules44 · June 18, 2013

RR44 Fun Fact of the Day: Did you know that Black Hat Bailey chose "The Entertainer" for his theme cause he was on medication? Dark Match: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Black Hat Bailey vs Robbie Retro: This was not the best match these two have had, but there were some surprises in this match, In the end, Robbie couldn't make it for the 10 count and Black Hat Bailey won the war.</div></blockquote> SWF Supreme TV Episode 1 Duane Fry: Hello everybody and welcome to another episode SWF SUPREME TV! The greatest, latest, in your face, kick ass wrestling show in all of the land! I'm Duane Fry and i'm here with my good friend, Jerry Eisen and with Emily. Queen Emily: That's QUEEN Emily to you! GET IT RIGHT! Jerry Eisen: Jeez Em, Don't be so hard on him. Queen Emily: <img alt=":mad:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Duane Fry: <img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Jerry Eisen: But anyways, We have a awesome lineup for you tonight! Duane Fry: Yeah! And that super colossal main event coming up! Queen Emily: Engyma vs Runaway Train? *ppppbt* Seen it, Done it. What I'm looking to see is Joe Sexy and Steve Frehley. Duane Fry: Well that match is one too, It's gonna be a barn stormer tonight! *Here comes the Money plays, crowd boos* *DING! DING! DING!* Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall, Making his way to the ring, From New York, New York, Weighing 235 pounds, RICH MONEY! *Rich Money comes out of his limo, looking smug as ever* Duane Fry: Rich Money is a cheater, Every match he's ever won, it's by cheating! Queen Emily: Oh would you shut up? That's called, winning your match. Duane Fry: -_- *Superman's theme plays and the crowd gives The Underwater Union a positive response* Ring Announcer: His opponent, From Deep in the Sea, Weighing in at 197 pounds, CALAMARI KID! *Calamari Kid comes out with his Underwater Union, slapping the hands of the fans* Duane Fry: Calamari Kid is a promising young athlete who can go far if used properly. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Rich Money vs Calamari Kid The crowd gave Calamari Kid a good reaction from the crowd, Rich Money.......not that much, Rich Money immediatly kicked on Calamari Kid, Money then got him for a spinning neckbreaker, Cover, but a last second kick out, Money attempts a suplex, but Calamari Kid reverses for a suplex of his own, Cover, but only a 1, Kid then goes up the top rope........and does a shooting star press! But Money then rolls out of it, Calamari Kid is down for the count! Money has got him! Bank Roll! (Or a Swinging STO) The cover! 1! 2! 3! It's over. Winner: Rich Money by a Bank Roll in 10:47</div></blockquote> Duane Fry: A big win for Rich Money here! Jerry Eisen: And surprisingly, That wasn't a cheap win for once! Queen Emily: Well, Doy! How obvious WAS that win? Calamari Kid's a wanna-be! A WANNA-BE! Duane Fry: Well don't forget folks, we still have this big main event! Queen Emily: *quickly* Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley! Duane Fry: ..............No, It's Engyma vs Runaway Train. Queen Emily: IDC, It's Sexy vs Frehley! Duane Fry: Folks, We have to apologize for Queen Emily's behavior, She seems to have a crush on Joe Sexy. Queen Emily: *blushes* What? I do so NOT have a crush on Joe Sexy! Duane Fry: <img alt=":cool:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/cool.png.f00d2562b2c1d873a09323753efdb041.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jack Bruce is backstage, getting a huge fan response from the crowd! Ana Garcia: Jack Bruce, Do you have any thoughts on the match we just watched recently? Jack Bruce: The question is.........Who? In the hell gets a crappy name like Rich Money? In a world where Jack Bruce is the king of rock and roll and the overlord of METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!.........There is no such thing, as "Rich Money". Wanna hear a story? You wanna hear a story? (Crowd: YES!) Allright then. Daddy Money wanted a boy, Mommy Money wanted a girl, And you know what? They got a bland, no good, jerky walky, dumb-ass, piece of monkeys**t tranvestite! (Crowd loses it) And they didn't give a damn, They were happy anyways!........And that's what Rich Money is.........A bland, no good, jerky walky, dumb-ass, piece of moneys**t transvesite. Now if you excuse me, I'll be warming up for my match. *walks off* Ana Garcia: Well there you have it, Jack Bruce thinks that Rich Money is a no good, jerky walky, dumb-ass, piece of.......well, What Jack Bruce said.</div></blockquote> Queen Emily: Ugh, I swear to God, If I hear one more Jack Bruce interview, I'm gonna puke. Duane Fry: That's "nice", but coming up next, it's "The Dark Destroyer" Steve Frehley versus Queen Emily's crush, Joe Sexy! Queen Emily: FOR THE LAST TIME, I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON JOE SEXY! Jerry Eisen: *Rolls his eyes* (Three Day Grace- Riot plays and the crowd loses it) Duane Fry: Listen to this crowd reaction! Jerry Eisen: It's blowin' the roof off the place! *DING! DING! DING!* Ring Announcer: This contest is set for 1 fall! From, Kansas City, Kansas, Weighing 275 pounds, "The Dark Destroyer", STEVE FREHLEY! Jerry Eisen: All these fans in the SWF exploding for Steve Frehley! Duane Fry: All hail the Dark Destroyer! *Frehley comes out, serious as ever, gets in the ring, and gets a microphone* Steve Frehley: WISCONSIN GARDENS, MAKE SOME NOISE! *Crowd bursts into cheers* Joe Sexy..........If your listenin' to this................*Crowd chants with him* Y'ALL........AIN'T.......WORTH......S**T! Queen Emily: HEY! Duane Fry: Steve's right y'know. Sexy is a bit of a jerk. *Val Venis's techno theme plays, only the ladies cheer as the men boo* Ring Announcer: And his opponent, From Hollywood, California, Weighing in at 242 pounds, He is the current SWF North American Champion...Joooooooooe....SEXY! Queen Emily: *seems more excited than usual* And there he is now! Duane Fry: *to Jerry Eisen* Remind me to stay away from Emily when Joe Sexy is next to her. Jerry Eisen: *to Duane Fry* Will do. *Joe Sexy looks to be more about the ladies, than for fighting.* Queen Emily: *swoon* Isn't he just- Jerry Eisen: Douchie? Duane Fry: Jerkish? Queen Emily: No, DROP DEAD SEXY? Duane and Jerry: Oh brother! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Joe Sexy vs Steve Frehley Sexy seems more about the ladies then for fighting, So Frehley easily gets the upper hand, grabbing him for a fisherman's suplex, But only gets a 1 count. Frehley then pounds the living hell out of Joe Sexy, Frehley picks him up for a powerbomb, But Sexy counters with a hurricanrana DDT, Sexy prepares for the One Night Stand (or a Running Powerbomb), but Frehley out of nowhere does the Frehley's Comet!!! (Spear) Cover! 1! 2! 3! That's gonna do it, Much to the chargin of Queen Emily. Winner: Steve Frehley by Frehley's Comet in 12:47</div></blockquote> Duane Fry: And Steve Frehley picks up a huge win this match! And Queen Emily isn't happy! Queen Emily: DAMN THAT STEVE FREHLEY! HE NEEDS TO PAY FOR WHAT HE DID TO SEXY! THE BASTARD! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>*Frehley leaves the ring, victorious, BUT WAIT! Marc DuBois clobbers him with a right hand!, Is he gonna? No. No way, He's gonna powerbomb Steve Frehley, RIGHT ON THE STEEL STAGE! CRACKING IT TOO!, Frehley leaves with a neck brace on him as he is taking to a nearby hospital.</div></blockquote> Jerry Eisen: Now what the hell was that all about? Queen Emily: Serves him right for beating on Joe Sexy like that! Jerry Eisen: DuBois is a bastard! Why the hell would he powerbomb Steve Frehley to the steel stage? <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Elmo Benson and Groucho Bling come in to a positive reaction from the crowd, Bling has his camera, This seems to something big, let's watch. Elmo Benson: Ok, Here we are at Runaway Train's locker room, And we're gonna steal..........something, But IDK what, Any bets?......No?, Groucho buddy? Groucho Bling: Maybe a copy of his trunks? Elmo Benson: Maybe, Let's find out. *breaks in the locker and steals something with his eyes closed, Gets..............the SWF WORLD TITLE? Okay, What did we get?.....*Opens eyes* Whoa! Jackpot! Groucho Bling: What? What? Elmo Benson: We got the SWF title! Groucho Bling: WHAT?! WOW! Elmo Benson: Y'know what THAT meeeeeaaaannnnsss? Groucho Bling: Yeah......NOOGIE! *Noogies Elmo* Elmo Benson: YEAH! Wait, Is the camera's battery low?.......Oh sh- *Camera runs out of battery*</div></blockquote> Duane Fry: <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Jerry Eisen: <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Queen Emily: <img alt=":confused:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/confused.png.d4a8e6b6eab0c67698b911fb041c0ed1.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> *DING! DING! DING!* Ring Announcer: This tag team match is for one fall! Introducing at this time, Brainie McGhee! Brains McGhee: That's BRAINS McGhee to you! AND AS FOR ALL YOU, COMING INTO THE RING RIGHT NOW! FROM SILVER WATER, TEXAS, AT THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 413 POUNDS......SHOW YOUR RESPECT FOR GREASE HOGG AND LEAD BELLY, THE DIRTY WHITE BOYS! *Evil laugh* *The Dirty White Boyz come out and the crowd doesn't respond......but for a reason, they don't know whether to cheer them, or boo them* Jerry Eisen: Grease Hogg and Lead Belly, Damn, These guys are impossible to stop. Queen Emily: Well, Tscha! They're almost 420 pounds combined, How much weight is all that caused? Duane Fry: I don't think I want to know quite frankly. *Albert's theme from WrestleMania 17 plays and the crowd goes apes**t!* Duane Fry: AND HERE HE COMES, THE ROCKER FROM NEW YORK, JACK BRUCE! Ring Announcer: And their opponents, first, From New York City, Weighing 234 pounds, JAAAAAACK BRUCE! Jack Bruce: WHAT BE IT WISCONSIN CITAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY! *Crowd cheers* So, I've been asked all day, Yo' Bruce! Whose yo' tag team partnah gonna be's?, Well, Here he comes...........RIGHT NOW! *calls out for his partner and that is........................................................................................................................................CHRISTIAN FAITH! THE CROWD GOES F**KING OUT OF THEIR MINDS AS THEY SAVE THEIR BIGGEST POP FOR THEIR HERO!* Ring Announcer: And his tag team partner, From Robbinsdale, Minnesota, Weighing 285 pounds, "The Ironman" CHRISTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITH! <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Bruce and Christian vs The Dirty White Boyz Bruce and Christian run in the ring and beat the living hell out of The Dirty White Boyz, Grease Hogg and Jack Bruce start things off, and Grease Hogg gets the upper hand with lefts and rights, but that's about it as Jack Bruce counters a chokeslam with a belly to belly! Tag to Christian, Christian goes to the top rope and does a beautiful leg drop on Grease Hogg, But is it enough? Nope, Only a 2 count, Grease Hogg tags in Lead Belly and Lead Belly goes at it, Lead Belly destroys Christian Faith with a barrage of lefts and rights, Cover, But not even a 1 count! Belly kicks Faith and gets him with a humungous powerbomb! What a hell of a match we're seeing! Faith is down, He needs help and............HE TAGS IN JACK BRUCE, BRUCE GOES IN CLEANING HOUSE!, And takes down not only Lead Belly, BUT GREASE HOGG AS WELL, Here it comes!....THE NEW YORK MINUTE! (Or a Rock Bottom with theatrics) Cover! 1! 2! 3! IT'S IN THE BOOKS! Winners: Bruce and Faith when Bruce pinned Belly with a New York Minute in 14:46</div></blockquote> Duane Fry: That was an incredible match! Jerry Eisen: And in the end Faith and Bruce get the win! Queen Emily: (sarcastic) Whoopee, That's great, That's really great, But can we go home now? Duane Fry: Not yet Emily, Not yet. Queen Emily: *Sigh* <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>*Runaway Train is in his locker room, pissed as hell, let's watch* Runaway Train: ARRRAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT THE F**K?! *Throws the bench* THE F**KING F**K! WHO THE F**K STOLE MY GOD DAMN MOTHER F**KING TITLE! *kicks the lockers as the officials try to calm him down as the crowd chants Elmo Benson*</div></blockquote> Duane Fry: *laugh* Ya gotta hand it to Elmo Benson and Groucho Bling, They do anything that's worth having fun. Queen Emily: But what about the title?! Duane Fry: Oh, I'm sure it'll turn up, But who the hell knows when? *DING! DING! DING!* Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman, It is now time for the MAIN EVENT of the evening! *Crowd cheers* It is set for one fall! *No More Words play as the crowd comes alive for Enygma* Ring Announcer: Introducing first, From Cameron, North Carolina, Weighing 227 pounds, ENYGMA! Enygma: *comes out with his extravagant entrance complete with fireworks and a light show* Jerry Eisen: The crowd is going crazy for Engyma! Queen Emily: Well guess what? I don't care! Jerry Eisen: <img alt=":mad:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/mad.png.69834f23b9a8bf290d98375f56f1c794.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Queen Emily: <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Duane Fry: <img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> *Crazy Train by Ozzy plays, And the crowd save their biggest and best boos for Runaway Train* Ring Announcer: His opponent, From Michigan, Weighing 327 pounds, He is the SWF World Heavyweight Champion of the World! RUNAWAY TRAIN! Duane Fry: And you can tell that he is NOT in a good mood tonight cause as you all know, Elmo and Groucho stole the SWF title away from him and we dunno where it is. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Runaway Train vs Enygma Runaway Train goes after Enygma with punch after punch after punch, The ref almost disqualifies Train for going after Enygma, Enygma then does a DDT on Runaway Train, Going up the top rope for a moonsault!, Train is not impressed and chokeslams Enygma, he looks ready to end him, but not before a shocking 2 count, Train argues with the ref's call and then Enygma rolls up Train but for only a 2! Enygma almost goes for the Enygma Variation (Or a Sharpshooter) but Train punches the lights out of Enygma and gets him ready for the Train Wreck (Baldo Bomb), BUT WAIT! HERE COMES CHRISTIAN FAITH! TRAIN DROPS ENYGMA, Here it comes!......LEAP OF FAITH! (Or a Suplex) But the ref calls for the bell! Train steals one today! Winner: Train when Faith attacked Train with a Leap of Faith in 18:50 </div></blockquote> Jerry Eisen: Now why the hell would the referee make that official like that? Queen Emily: Who cares, I like it! Duane Fry: Well, A barnstormer IS a barnstormer, but this was not the way for it to go! Well, We gotta go ladies and gentleman, and hopefully maybe we'll get some answers next week on SWF TV, From SWF, This is Duane Fry, Jerry Eisen and Queen Emily saying, Good night from Wisconsin Gardens. Prediction Results: Greylocke- 4-0 Mistaken- 3-1 Rickymex- 3-1 Wow, What a close race! And remember, The person with the most correct predictions at the time Christmas Clash comes will be able to do 2 of the 5 things. 1. Give me a name of a wrestler you wanna see on the roster. 2. Give me a name of a wrestler on the roster you want to see FIRED! 3. Give me a wrestler you want to give a super push to! (Not like John Cena) 4. Give me a wrestler you want to see get buried. (Not like the jobbers) And 5. Give me the name of a wrestler on the roster you want to win a title (Any title on the roster) Please note that you MUST reply your answer in the pm or otherwise it will not count. Got it? Good. Now in the words of Mick Foley: Have a nice day! BTW, Brett Biggz arrived late, But i'll cut some slack on him, he was late cause his car was being fixed anyways! *BA DA BING!* But the question still remains, if Brett is late, Why wasn't Bart?.........It is a question we will never know. Now again in the words of Mick Foley: Have a nice day!

Russelrules44 · June 23, 2013

3 Words, Don't, Do, Deadlines.

Russelrules44 · June 23, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Ep #2 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="36259" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And then there was 1...........That's how many weeks there is until Christmas Clash, And what a show we have for you tonight!</div></blockquote> Matches Announced for SWF Supreme TV Angry Gilmore vs Zimmy Bumfhole Question: Can Zimmy pick up the upset against veteran Angry Gilmore? Joe Sexy vs Robbie Retro Question: How far will Queen Emily to get Joe Sexy to notice her? Engyma vs Texas Pete Question: Will Texas Pete show why he is the future of SWF? Jack Bruce vs Sam Keith Question: Can Bruce be the 1st person ever to break free of the self proclaimed deadlist submission hold in the world? The Proton Lock? Predictions are welcome!

Greylocke · June 25, 2013

Angry Gilmore vs Zimmy Bumfhole

Joe Sexy vs Robbie Retro

Question: How far will Queen Emily go get Joe Sexy to notice her?

......is this a rhetorical question?

Engyma vs Texas Pete

Jack Bruce vs Sam Keith

Question: Can Bruce be the 1st person ever to break free of the self proclaimed deadlist submission hold in the world? The Proton Lock?

How narrow is the definition of break free? Does getting to the ropes count? Or is it like the Masterlock Challenge where you literally have to break it by brute strength for it to count (slipping out of it doesn't count)? If the latter, then No.

Russelrules44 · June 29, 2013

SWF Fun Fact of the Day: Did you know that Randy Bumfhole believes that he's a "dharma" warrior? Freaky but true!

Andre Jones vs Kid Toma

Andre Jones gave Kid Toma a fight, but it wasn't enough as Kid Toma beat Andre Jones with his Long Range Headbutt (which is actully just a headbutt from the top rope.)

SWF Supreme TV Episode 2

Duane Fry: Hello everybody and welcome to another episode SWF SUPREME TV! The greatest, latest, in your face, kick ass wrestling show in all of the land! Duane Fry here along with Jerry Eisen and Queen Emily.

Jerry Eisen: With just one week left before Christmas Clash, What can we expect from the competitors today?

Duane Fry: Only, SUPREME!

Jerry Eisen: WRESTLING!

Fry and Eisen: ACTION!

Queen Emily: *snort* You guys are so gay.

Duane Fry: Honestly Emily?

Queen Emily: Well? You are!

Jerry Eisen:

Queen Emily:

*DING! DING! DING!*

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall!

*Robbie Retro's theme plays and the crowd comes alive as he comes boogying out of the scene*

Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, From The Disco Floor, Weighing in at 289 pounds, "The Soul Man" ROBBIE RETRO!

Duane Fry: Robbie Retro is a never say die disco extrodinaire! He's got talent, charisma, size, speed, strength and looks that make the ladies go wild!

Queen Emily: No, Sexy is!

Jerry Eisen: *facepalm*

Duane Fry: *facepalm*

*Joe Sexy's theme plays and the mood changes.........................completely.............*

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, From Hollywood, California, Weighing in at 242 pounds, He is the current SWF North American Champion...Joooooooooe....SEXY!

Queen Emily: WOOHOO! I LOVE YOU JOE SEXY!

Duane Fry: AHA!

Queen Emily: What?

Duane Fry: ......Nothing.

Joe Sexy vs Robbie Retro

Retro and Sexy get in the tie-up, And Sexy gets it, Sexy with a beautiful neckbreaker!, Putting him away early perhaps?.........No! Joe Sexy with a moonsault, Retro comes back with some punches and a funky looking spinbuster, Joe Sexy comes back however with a dropkick, he sets it up...........ONE NIGHT STAND! The cover! 1! 2! NO!, Robbie Retro dropkicks Joe Sexy, It could be upset time! BUT WAIT! ROLLUP, AND ON THE ROPES! 1! 2! 3! That's all she wrote!
Winner: Joe Sexy In 12:20 by pinfall, illegally using the ropes for leverage.

Duane Fry: Damn it! Robbie had this match won!

Queen Emily: WHO CARES?! JOE SEXY WINS! WOOHOO! *Dances* HE WINS, HE WINS, HE WINS, OH YEAH!

*Joe Sexy celebrates, and even looks at Queen Emily, who faints in excitement*

Jerry Eisen: ......*sigh* Get the alarm clock.

*Meanwhile, Backstage, Remo is here and getting booed the living hell out of the place*

Remo: Hey SHUT UP!.........Anyways, Good evening, My name is "The Perfect Bad Ass" Remo and today, You are going to be......DAZZLED!......*gets a 1000 lbs weight and, to the shock of everyone, LIFTS THE DAMN THING UP!* Ta-Da! *The crowd pops a little* I told you I was perfect. *puts it down*

Duane Fry: Okay, You have to admit, That WAS pretty impressive.

Jerry Eisen: Yeah, True, But anyways, Look at this main event! Jack Bruce! Sam Keith! The Proton Lock Challenge continues! And that's later on tonight! And as you can see, Queen Emily's finally back up! Although she will be pretty woozy for the rest of this brodcast.

Queen Emily: *obviously woozy, so woozy infact, she's misprnounces her words* Woozy? How em I so woozy? I gots senze!, I feel funny, Is this happiness? *tries to stand but falls, laughing afterwards*

Duane Fry: *laughs*

*Zimmy Bumfhole is in the ring right now with Randy Bumfhole allready*

*DING! DING! DING!*

Ring Announcer: This bout is set for one fall, Currently in the ring, From Conneticut, Weighing 207 pounds, Zimmy Bumfhole! *small pop*

*Angry Gilmore's theme plays and the CROWD CHEERS FOR THEIR HOMETOWN HERO!*

Duane Fry: Angry Gilmore is New Jersey's baby boy! And the crowd is alive for him!

Ring Announcer: And his-TBC.

Psycho Sam · July 3, 2013

I usually don't use smilies during show posts.

mistaken · July 3, 2013

I usually don't use smilies during show posts.

can't think of many that do

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