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<p>EWL Saturday Night Fights Tapings October-November 2022</p><p>

All at the San Louis Potosi Hall in West Central Mexico</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- 238</strong></p><p>

Dark. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler and Golden Delicious in 6:09 when Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

Dark. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey, Codename: Deadshot, Jake Idol, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Garry The Entertainer, The Fireplugs and Rapid Whirlwind in 5:51 when Codename: Deadshot defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with a Dead Drop.</p><p>

1. A video recaps Sayeed Ali vs. Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Cameron Jones in 10:04 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge.</p><p>

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Sandra Shine and Eve Runcord in 6:03 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick. During the match we also had Hellcat Hernandez run in and attack Runcord.</p><p>

4. Jillian Jarvis runs in and piledrives Hernandez onto the concrete!</p><p>

5. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth and Orange County Connection defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Irwin Gutmann) in 6:07 when Nick Booth defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

6. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Ricky DeColt in 9:48 by pinfall with The Hit. Ernest Youngman makes defence number 5 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

Dark- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Austin Smooth and Rob Reynolds defeated OLMEC and Acid II in 6:26 when Austin Smooth defeated Acid II by submission with a Smooth Hold.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D-</p><p>

Rating: 1.64</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 2- 256</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez defeated Golden Delicious, Brooke Tyler, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 10:07 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Brooke Tyler by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

1. A commercial for the next PPV, "Die For The Indians" played, hyping Rob Reynolds vs Ernest Youngman</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Eve Runcord in 8:02 by disqualification when Eve had her in the ropes with a Camel Clutch and refused to let go. During this match it was explained that Jillian Jarvis was indefinitely suspended (to hide that she's injured)</p><p>

3. Eve then strips Roxxy to her underwear and mounts her, thinking of undoing Roxxy's bra...</p><p>

4. When Hellcat Hernandez runs in and makes the save, Eve clearing the ring!</p><p>

5. Hernandez threatens Eve... Roxxy hits her with a vicious head kick, making her crumple to the mat! Foxxy and Eve leave together!</p><p>

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth won a battle royal in 9:41. The other members of the 'final four' were Amazing Fire Fly, The Samoan Charger and Ricky DeColt, with Amazing Fire Fly being the final elimination. Nick Booth got the most eliminations over the course of the match. Nick Booth wins the EWL Television title. </p><p>

7. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds and California Love Machine defeated Soldiers of Fortune in 9:32 when Rob Reynolds defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Rating: 1.21</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3- 230</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sandra Shine and Tiffany Jade defeated Brooke Tyler and Golden Delicious in 6:12 when Tiffany Jade defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Green Destiny.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, California Love Machine and Ricky DeColt defeated Acid II, Codename: Deadshot, Jake Idol, OLMEC and The Samoan Charger in 6:01 when California Love Machine defeated OLMEC by pinfall with a LAX Departure.</p><p>

1. A video plays hyping Ernest Youngman vs. Rob Reynolds for the PPV</p><p>

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Irwin Gutmann, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Cameron Jones, Garry The Entertainer and Rapid Whirlwind in 6:24 when Jimmy Razor defeated Garry The Entertainer by pinfall with an Infinite Crisis.</p><p>

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue and Eve Runcord defeated Hellcat Hernandez and Velvet Suarez in 5:31 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

4. Ernest Youngman cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

5. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Nick Booth defeated Cam Vessey in 10:15 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge. Nick Booth makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Sayeed Ali and Ernest Youngman defeated Rob Reynolds and Frankie-Boy Fernandes in 10:25 when Ernest Youngman defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Rating: 1.19</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 4 (Go Home)- 245</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 6:02 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Acid II, Cam Vessey, Ernest Youngman, Jake Idol and The Samoan Charger defeated Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Frankie-Boy Fernandes, Kamikaze and Ross Henry in 9:42 when Ernest Youngman defeated Austin Smooth by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Rob Reynolds vs. Ernest Youngman.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, California Love Machine defeated OLMEC in 6:04 by pinfall with a LAX Departure.</p><p>

3- A video plays hyping Eve Runcord vs. Hellcat Hernandez.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds and The Fireplugs defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep) in 5:38 when Rob Reynolds defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

5- A video plays hyping Orange County Connection vs. The Razor Blades II.</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sayeed Ali defeated Garry The Entertainer in 6:06 by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver.</p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth drew with Jimmy Razor in 10:00 when the time limit expired.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt defeated Codename: Deadshot in 6:12 by pinfall with a DeColt 45.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.22</p>

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EWL Die For The Indians

Sunday Week 3 November 2022

Live on Pay Per View at the Conncticut Symphony Hall, Attendence 8,984

 

1. OLMEC and Gianna make an elaborate entrance.

2. In an extremely short match, Garry The Entertainer defeated OLMEC in 1:23 by pinfall with a Pants Pull Sunset Flip.

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue, Brooke Tyler and Golden Delicious defeated Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:07 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.

4. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Sayeed Ali defeated Cameron Jones in 10:03 by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver.

5. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II & Samoan Charger defeated The Fireplugs, Rapid Whirlwind and Jake Idol and Cam Vessey in 9:50; the order of elimination was Rapid Whirlwind first, then The Fireplugs, and finally Jake Idol and Cam Vessey.

6. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt defeated Jerry Lee Wrath in 10:15 by pinfall with a DeColt 45.

7. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez defeated Eve Runcord in a Kendo Stick On A Pole match in 6:13 by pinfall with a Running Bulldog following botched interference by Foxxy LaRue. Hellcat Hernandez makes defence number 3 of her EWL Ladies title.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth defeated Codename: Deadshot in 9:43 by submission with a Smooth Hold.

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated The Razor Blades II in 10:03 when Frankie-Boy Fernandes defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Dirt Nap. Orange County Connection make defence number 3 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles.

10. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Nick Booth in 15:19 by pinfall with a Manhattan Surfboard.

11. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

12. Ernest Youngman makes an elaborate entrance.

13. Rob Reynolds makes an elaborate entrance.

14. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Ernest Youngman in 20:30 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker. Rob Reynolds makes defence number 2 of his EWL World Heavyweight title.

 

Grade: C+

Praise: Ernest Youngman, Rob Reynolds, Nick Booth

Buyrate: 0.46

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<p>EWL Saturday Night Fights Tapings November-December</p><p>

All at the San Louis Potosi Hall</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- 270</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler and Golden Delicious defeated Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:27 when Brooke Tyler defeated Velvet Suarez by submission with a Brooke Breaker.</p><p>

Dark- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Irwin Gutmann, Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep, OLMEC and Sayeed Ali defeated Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Kamikaze, Ross Henry and Garry The Entertainer in 5:47 when OLMEC defeated Garry The Entertainer by pinfall with a Sacrifice To The Gods</p><p>

1. A video plays hyping Rob Reynolds vs. Cam Vessey III, this time they are having a 90 minuite ironman match, the PPV being called 90 Minuites Strong</p><p>

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II & Samoan Charger defeated The Fireplugs in 5:57 when The Samoan Charger defeated Amazing Fire Fly by pinfall with a Crash Test.</p><p>

3. Jimmy Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Nick Booth for the TV title, which is going to be 15 minute time limit instead of the usual 10</p><p>

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue and Eve Runcord defeated Hellcat Hernandez and Sandra Shine in 5:53 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Hellcat Hernandez by pinfall by putting a metal plate in her boot before hitting a head kick.</p><p>

5. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey and Soldiers of Fortune defeated Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection in 8:03 when Ernest Youngman defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

6. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Nick Booth in 13:46 by pinfall with a Karma Code Alpha. Jimmy Razor wins the EWL Television title. </p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jake Idol defeated Ricky DeColt in 15:20 by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Rating: 1.19</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 2- Sold Out</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 6:14 when Tiffany Jade defeated Brooke Tyler by pinfall with a Green Destiny.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones, Frankie-Boy Fernandes and Nick Booth defeated Acid II, Codename: Deadshot, OLMEC, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger in 5:55 when Nick Booth defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Cam Vessey vs. Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

2- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Garry The Entertainer and Rapid Whirlwind defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Irwin Gutmann) in 6:05 when Kamikaze defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Reverse 460 Splash.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Austin Smooth in 6:27 by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

4- Runcord and Foxxy attack Hellcat Hernandez in the ring, and leave her down and out.</p><p>

5- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated California Love Machine in 10:25 by pinfall with a Papercut. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Cam Vessey and Jake Idol defeated Rob Reynolds and Ricky DeColt in 9:56 when Cam Vessey defeated Rob Reynolds by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.27</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 3- Sold out </strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:14 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Sandra Shine by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cam Vessey, Ernest Youngman, Mercutio Sleep, OLMEC and Sayeed Ali defeated Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Garry The Entertainer, Kamikaze and Ricky DeColt in 5:37 when Cam Vessey defeated Ricky DeColt by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Cam Vessey vs. Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Razor Blades I defeated The Fireplugs in 6:10 when Irwin Gutmann defeated Bradley Blaze by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p>

3- A music video is shown to promote Nick Booth.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated Codename: Deadshot in 5:40 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

5- Jimmy Razor cuts a backstage promo.</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Ross Henry in 8:03 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 2 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection defeated Jake Idol and Acid II & Samoan Charger in 10:08 when Acid II was disqualified when Cam Vessey ran in and attacked Rob Reynolds.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.18</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 4- (Go Home) SOLD OUT</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:26 when Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez by pinfall with a Melbourne Surprise.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth won a battle royal in 10:30. The other members of the 'final four' were Amazing Fire Fly, The Samoan Charger and Sayeed Ali, with Amazing Fire Fly being the final elimination. Austin Smooth got the most eliminations over the course of the match.</p><p>

1- 90 Minutes Strong, the last PPV of the year, tommorrow night DO NOT MISS IT</p><p>

2- Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep cut a backstage promo.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds, Ricky DeColt and Nick Booth defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep) in 6:07 when Nick Booth defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

4- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Ross Henry defeated OLMEC in 5:34 by pinfall with an Earthquake Powerslam.</p><p>

5- A music video is shown to promote Orange County Connection.</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Cameron Jones in 7:38 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 3 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey and Jake Idol defeated Orange County Connection in 9:57 when Jake Idol defeated California Love Machine by pinfall, illegally using the ropes for leverage.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.21</p>

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<p><strong>EWL 90 Minutes Strong</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 December 2022</p><p>

LIVE on PAY PER VIEW at the Conneticut Symphony Hall, 9115 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

1. OLMEC and Gianna make a spectacular over-the-top entrance.</p><p>

2. In an extremely short match, Cameron Jones defeated OLMEC in 0:48 by pinfall with a dropkick.</p><p>

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious in 6:21 when Velvet Suarez defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

4. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Soldiers of Fortune defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 5:57 when Ernest Youngman defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

5. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Hellcat Hernandez in 10:12 by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick. Foxxy LaRue wins the EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

6. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated Acid II & Samoan Charger in 15:01 when Frankie-Boy Fernandes defeated Acid II by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile. Orange County Connection make defence number 4 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

7. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Austin Smooth, Garry The Entertainer and The Fireplugs in an Elimination match in 19:46; Garry The Entertainer was eliminated first, then Jerry Lee Wrath, then Irwin Gutmann, then Bradley Blaze, then Mercutio Sleep, then Amazing Fire Fly, and finally Austin Smooth.</p><p>

8. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Sayeed Ali defeated Nick Booth, Jake Idol and Ricky DeColt in 23:19 when Sayeed Ali defeated Ricky DeColt by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver to become the #1 Contender to the World Title at the next TV taping.</p><p>

9. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

10. Cam Vessey makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

11. Rob Reynolds makes a spectacular over-the-top entrance.</p><p>

12. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Cam Vessey in a 90 Minute Iron Man match in 90:00 by four falls to three. Rob Reynolds makes defence number 3 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Praise: Cam Vessey, Rob Reynolds, Sayeed Ali</p><p>

Rating: 0.42</p>

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<p><strong>EWL 90 Minutes Strong</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 December 2022</p><p>

LIVE on PAY PER VIEW at the Connecticut Symphony Hall, 9115 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

1. OLMEC and Gianna make a spectacular over-the-top entrance.</p><p>

2. In an extremely short match, Cameron Jones defeated OLMEC in 0:48 by pinfall with a dropkick.</p><p>

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious in 6:21 when Velvet Suarez defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

4. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Soldiers of Fortune defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 5:57 when Ernest Youngman defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

5. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Hellcat Hernandez in 10:12 by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick. Foxxy LaRue wins the EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

6. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated Acid II & Samoan Charger in 15:01 when Frankie-Boy Fernandes defeated Acid II by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile. Orange County Connection make defence number 4 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

7. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Austin Smooth, Garry The Entertainer and The Fireplugs in an Elimination match in 19:46; Garry The Entertainer was eliminated first, then Jerry Lee Wrath, then Irwin Gutmann, then Bradley Blaze, then Mercutio Sleep, then Amazing Fire Fly, and finally Austin Smooth.</p><p>

8. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Sayeed Ali defeated Nick Booth, Jake Idol and Ricky DeColt in 23:19 when Sayeed Ali defeated Ricky DeColt by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver to become the #1 Contender to the World Title at the next TV taping.</p><p>

9. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

10. Cam Vessey makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

11. Rob Reynolds makes a spectacular over-the-top entrance.</p><p>

12. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Cam Vessey in a 90 Minute Iron Man match in 90:00 by four falls to three. Rob Reynolds makes defense number 3 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Praise: Cam Vessey, Rob Reynolds, Sayeed Ali</p><p>

Rating: 0.42</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights- New Year's Special 2022</strong></p><p>

Saturday Week 4 December 2022</p><p>

At the Laurent Ballroom, 3656 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine and Tiffany Jade defeated Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 5:55 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Foxxy LaRue by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

Dark- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey, Ernest Youngman, Irwin Gutmann, Jake Idol and Jerry Lee Wrath defeated Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Garry The Entertainer and Ricky DeColt in 5:46 when Cam Vessey defeated Cameron Jones by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.</p><p>

1- Tonight's Main Event: Sayeed Ali vs. Rob Reynolds for the EWL World Heavyweight Title!</p><p>

2- In an extremely short match, Nick Booth defeated Mercutio Sleep and Codename: Deadshot in 3:49 when Nick Booth defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

3- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Velvet Suarez defeated Eve Runcord in 5:41 by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

4- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Bradley Blaze in 9:59 by pinfall with a Deadliest Catch. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 4 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

5- Jimmy Razor cuts a promo on Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Sayeed Ali in 14:32 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker. Rob Reynolds makes defence number 4 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p>

Dark- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II & Samoan Charger defeated Orange County Connection and Rapid Whirlwind in 7:55; the order of elimination was Rapid Whirlwind first, and then Orange County Connection.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Rating: 1.41</p><p> </p><p>

OLMEC was fired for being a dick.</p><p>

End of Year Stuff To Come!</p>

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<p>End of Year Roll: 33. Makeover Time!</p><p> </p><p>

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Sex Appeal: +3 (65.5)</p><p>

Star Quality: +1 (85.9)</p><p>

Menace: +4 (9)</p><p> </p><p>

EWL Top Ten of 2022</p><p>

1. Cam Vessey vs Nick Booth at When The Night Falls</p><p>

2. Gorgon d. Hellcat Hernandez at Rise To Fame</p><p>

3. Rob Reynolds d. Ernest Youngman d. Die For The Indians</p><p>

4. Orange County Connection d. Acid II and Samoan Charger at 90 Minutes Strong</p><p>

5. Cam Vessey d. Rob Reynolds at Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter</p><p>

6. Jimmy Razor d. Nick Booth at Die For The Indians</p><p>

7. Cam Vessey d. Nick Booth at Downfall</p><p>

8. Cam Vessey d. Ricky DeColt at The Liberty Bell</p><p>

9. Rob Reynolds d. Sayeed Ali at Saturday Night Fights in December</p><p>

10. Sayeed Ali d. Cameron Jones at Die For The Indians</p><p> </p><p>

EWL Wrestlers in the Top 500:</p><p>

Ricky DeColt #64</p><p>

Cam Vessey #320</p><p>

Nick Booth #337</p><p>

Rob Reynolds #388</p><p>

Sayeed Ali #410</p><p>

Ernest Youngman #424</p><p>

Austin Smooth #426</p><p>

Jake Idol #440</p><p>

California Love Machine #442</p><p>

Frankie Boy Fernandez #460</p><p>

Hellcat Hernandez #463</p><p>

Codename: Deadshot #486</p><p>

Tiffany Jade #488</p><p> </p><p>

Of The Year Awards:</p><p>

Wrestler- Tommy Cornell</p><p>

Company- SOTBPW</p><p>

Team- Team Sonic (Tatsuya Toshitala and Atsumori Takemura)</p><p>

Match- Zimmy Bumfhole d. Joey Minnesota at CGC Title Bout Wrestling</p><p>

Show- TCW Psycho Circus</p><p>

Youngster- David Stone</p><p>

Veteran- Scout</p><p>

Female- Shiroi Jippensha</p><p>

Most Improved Company- ELPF</p><p>

Indy- Joey Poison (?!)</p><p>

Manager- Mercedes Jimenez</p><p>

Announcer- Duane Fry</p><p>

Color- Naizen Uboshita</p><p>

Ref- Darren Smith</p><p> </p><p>

Companies Folded:</p><p>

CGC</p><p> </p><p>

New Companies:</p><p>

Kanzen Pro</p><p> </p><p>

Notably Retirements:</p><p>

Demon Anger</p><p>

Demon Spike</p><p>

Genocide Agent</p><p>

Canadian Dragon</p><p>

Sam Keith</p><p>

Kenny O'Quinn</p><p>

Genocide Agent</p><p>

Steve DeCold</p><p>

Java</p><p>

Big Cat Brandon</p><p>

Tamara McFly</p><p> </p><p>

Deaths: </p><p>

Pat Decon, Natural Causes, 76</p><p>

Graham Ablett, Natural Causes, 62</p><p>

Rock Downpour, Natural Causes, 60</p><p>

Namiyo Muro, Natural Causes, 56</p><p>

Herb Mackintosh, Natural Causes, 58</p><p>

Chief Two Eagles, Natural Causes, 72</p><p>

Daisetsu Satou, Natural Causes, 56</p><p>

Professor Nero, Nautral Causes, 71</p><p>

Chris Caufield, Natural Causes, 48</p><p> </p><p>

Top 3</p><p> </p><p>

#1- TCW- International</p><p>

World- Freddy Huggins </p><p>

Tag Team- Chance Fortune and Seth Whitehead</p><p>

International- Kill Switch</p><p>

All Action- Elliot Thomas</p><p> </p><p>

#2- SWF- International</p><p>

World- Rich Money </p><p>

Tag Team- Big Smack Scott and Dallas McWade</p><p>

North American- Randy Bumfhole</p><p> </p><p>

#3- USPW- Cult</p><p>

World- James Justice</p><p>

Tag Team- DC Rayne and THE FOOOOOOORCE</p><p>

National- DC Rayne</p><p>

TV- Hollywood Bret Starr (Still)</p><p>

Women's- Lauren Easter</p>

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How did The DeColts manage to put the best match of the year on and then fold during the same year? I'd love to see the eulogy for that company..

 

They die for the same reason most mid-level CVerse companies die: TV deal at Cult that kills off their financial resources. Even if they survive that, theres also the slight problem of not enough talent in the new gens to go around. I think the only companies that reliably survive are some of the puro ones, TCW, SWF, and occasionally USPW (And maybe SOTBPW?).

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights Tapings, January until PPV</strong></p><p>

All from the San Louis Potosi Hall</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Foxxy LaRue defeated Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 5:40 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Austin Smooth, Garry The Entertainer, Kamikaze, Ricky DeColt and Rob Reynolds defeated Acid II, Codename: Deadshot, Irwin Gutmann, Mercutio Sleep and The Samoan Charger in 5:42 when Rob Reynolds defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.v</p><p>

1- A music video is shown to promote Rob Reynolds, who might have an official title challenger tonight!</p><p>

2- AND TONIGHT! California Love Machine vs. Sayeed Ali.</p><p>

3- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Hellcat Hernandez defeated Golden Delicious in 7:11 by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

4- Foxxy LaRue comes in and head kicks Hernandez!</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated Ross Henry and Jerry Lee Wrath in 5:40 when Nick Booth defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes in 7:31 by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 5 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Sayeed Ali defeated California Love Machine in 9:54 by pinfall when CLM was going to the top rope for LAX departure when GARRY THE ENTERTAINER of all people ran in to push CLM off, allowing Ali to recover and hit the GBH Driver.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ernest Youngman and Vessey and Idol defeated Cameron Jones and The Fireplugs in 6:25 when Ernest Youngman defeated Bradley Blaze by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.21</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 2- Sold Out</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:05 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

1- At Day of Destiny II it is official, Rob Reynolds vs Jimmy Razor!</p><p>

2- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Hellcat Hernandez drew with Brooke Tyler in 5:44 when the match descended into chaos after Foxxy LaRue, Garry "The Entertainer" Walker and Sayeed Ali all became involved.</p><p>

3- Ali, Walker, and LaRue announce that they are tired of being stereotypes, tired of being jokes, and now, it's all about SERIOUS BUSINESS.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, the debuting Sean Deeley won a battle royal in 14:55. The other members of the 'final four' were Sayeed Ali, Amazing Fire Fly and Nick Booth, with Sayeed Ali being the final elimination. Sean Deeley got the most eliminations over the course of the match. Sean Deeley wins the EWL Television title. </p><p>

5- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

6- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor and Cam Vessey defeated Rob Reynolds and Ricky DeColt in 12:31 when Jimmy Razor defeated Ricky DeColt by submission with a Sonnenblume. During the match we also had Jake Idol run in and attack Ricky DeColt.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Rating: 1.27</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 3 (Go Home)- Sold Out</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 6:03 when Velvet Suarez defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Nick Booth and Ricky DeColt defeated The Samoan Charger, Soldiers of Fortune and The Razor Blades I in 5:48 when Nick Booth defeated Irwin Gutmann by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Rob Reynolds vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cameron Jones defeated Acid II in 8:27 by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.</p><p>

3- Hellcat Hernandez cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Foxxy LaRue.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Serious Business defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 6:02 when Garry Walker defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business. In the corner of Rapid Whirlwind is Ross Henry's girlfriend, Sister Christian (aka Sister Beth Mercy/Dragon Priestess)</p><p>

5- A music video is shown to promote Sean Deeley.</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Sean Deeley defeated Mercutio Sleep in 5:36 by submission with a Front Choke Lock. Sean Deeley makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor and Vessey and Idol defeated Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection in 9:39 when Jimmy Razor defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Double Edge Press.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.30</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Day of Destiny II</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 January 2023</p><p>

Live on Pay Per View at the SOLD OUT Connecticut Symphony Hall.</p><p> </p><p>

1. The Razor Blades came out, performing their newest single, "Rob Reynolds Is Going To Get His Head Kicked In"</p><p>

2. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth defeated Codename: Deadshot in 9:56 by submission with a Smooth Hold.</p><p>

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious in 6:17 when Velvet Suarez defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

4. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Cameron Jones in 5:31 by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

5. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley and Rapid Whirlwind defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Irwin Gutmann and Mercutio Sleep) in 6:05 when Sean Deeley defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by submission with a Front Choke Lock.</p><p>

6. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Hellcat Hernandez in 5:59 by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick. During the match we also had Sayeed Ali run in and attack Hernandez. Foxxy LaRue makes defence number 1 of her EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

7. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated The Fireplugs in 10:22 when Garry Walker defeated Amazing Fire Fly by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business.</p><p>

8. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated Acid II in 10:28 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

9. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt defeated The Samoan Charger in 9:58 by pinfall with a DeColt 45.</p><p>

10. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Orange County Connection defeated Vessey and Idol in 14:49 when California Love Machine defeated Jake Idol by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile. Orange County Connection make defence number 5 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

11. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

12. Jimmy Razor makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

13. Rob Reynolds makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

14. In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Jimmy Razor defeated Rob Reynolds in 14:37 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy Razor wins the EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: B-</p><p>

Praise: Rob Reynolds, California Love Machine, Cam Vessey</p><p>

Buyrate: 0.51</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights Jan-Feb 2023</strong></p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 1- Sold Out San Louis Potosi Hall</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 5:31 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Hellcat Hernandez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey, Codename: Deadshot, Ernest Youngman, Jake Idol and Jerry Lee Wrath defeated Amazing Fire Fly, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones, Kamikaze and Nick Booth in 5:32 when Ernest Youngman defeated Bradley Blaze by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

1- A recap of Razor vs Reynolds</p><p>

2- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Garry Walker defeated Ross Henry in 6:19 by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Austin Smooth and Rob Reynolds defeated The Razor Blades II in 6:27 when Rob Reynolds defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley drew with Sayeed Ali in 10:00 when the time limit expired.</p><p>

5- Sayeed Ali, Garry Walker, and Foxxy LaRue attack Sean Deeley in the ring, and leave him down and out.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor and Acid II & Samoan Charger defeated Ricky DeColt and Orange County Connection in 12:08 when Jimmy Razor defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Manhattan Surfboard.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.17</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 2- Qaxaca High School- 860</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 6:30 when Velvet Suarez defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Moonsault.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cam Vessey, Codename: Deadshot, Ernest Youngman, Jake Idol and Jimmy Razor defeated Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Frankie-Boy Fernandes, Kamikaze and Ross Henry in 5:45 when Jimmy Razor defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by submission with a Sonnenblume.</p><p>

1- At the next PPV, I Hate Love Songs, Ricky DeColt vs Jimmy Razor!</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds and The Fireplugs defeated The Razor Blades (Irwin Gutmann, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 5:36 when Rob Reynolds defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

3- Sean Deeley cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Sayeed Ali.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Sean Deeley defeated Garry Walker in 6:14 by pinfall with a German Suplex. Sean Deeley makes defence number 3 of his EWL Television title (2nd Win)</p><p>

5- Sean Deeley is celebrating his victory in the ring. Sayeed Ali runs in and attacks, beating Deeley down into the mat.</p><p>

6- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Sayeed Ali defeated California Love Machine in 9:43 by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver.</p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Nick Booth and Ricky DeColt defeated Acid II & Samoan Charger in 11:52 when Nick Booth defeated Acid II by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade- D+</p><p>

Rating- 1.25</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3- Oaxaca High School-924</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine and Tiffany Jade in 5:59 when Eve Runcord defeated Tiffany Jade by submission with a Camel Clutch.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Codename: Deadshot, Ernest Youngman, Jake Idol and The Samoan Charger defeated Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones and Ross Henry in 5:50 when Jake Idol defeated Cameron Jones by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Ricky DeColt vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds, Ricky DeColt and Nick Booth defeated The Razor Blades (Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Irwin Gutmann) in 6:19 when Ricky DeColt defeated Irwin Gutmann by pinfall with a DeColt 45. During the match we also had Roxy Kitten turn on Gutmann.</p><p>

3- Roxy Kitten comes over to Irwin Gutmann backstage. She says that she's been sleeping with Jimmy Razor, and so is leaving him, before walking off. Irwin Gutmann is left looking shocked and upset.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley defeated Cam Vessey in 9:22 when Cam Vessey was disqualified when Sayeed Ali ran in and attacked Sean Deeley. Sean Deeley makes defence number 4 of his EWL Television title (3rd Win)</p><p>

5- Sean Deeley comes to the ring and challenges Sayeed Ali to a match.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business (Sayeed Ali, Garry Walker and Foxxy LaRue) defeated Velvet Suarez and Orange County Connection in 14:51 when Garry Walker defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Kamikaze in 6:28 by pinfall with a Rainbow DDT.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Rating: 1.27</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 4- Go Home- Oaxaca High School- 920</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 5:35 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones and Rob Reynolds defeated Cam Vessey, Ernest Youngman, Garry Walker, Jake Idol and The Samoan Charger in 6:19 when Rob Reynolds defeated Ernest Youngman by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

1- Codename: The Silencer and Codename: Deadshot introduce Deadshot's new partner and Silencer's new trainee, Codename: Frost (Former SWF wrestler Chill under a mask)</p><p>

2- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Zero Unit defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 6:29 when Codename: Frost defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a Tango Down.</p><p>

3- Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Roxy Kitten cut a backstage promo, announcing that Irwin Gutmann is fired from the band for being "a selfish, self-centered jerk", Roxy will be taking over on drums. Jimmy says the band is REALLY called Jimmy Razor and The Razor Blades and they'll be releasing a new single for the PPV. He then makes out with Roxy Kitten.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated Acid II in 5:53 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt and Orange County Connection defeated Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 10:10 when California Love Machine defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by pinfall with a LAX Departure.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley drew with Sayeed Ali in 15:00 when the extended time limit expired.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D</p><p>

Rating: 1.21</p>

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<p><strong>EWL I Hate Love Songs 2023</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 Feburary 2023</p><p>

Live on PPV at the Connecticut Symphony Hall, 8,885 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

1- Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades perform their new single, "My Friends Are Cool (And My Girl Is Hot)", Roxy Kitten wearing the EWL Heavyweight Title as a tube top.</p><p>

2- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine and Tiffany Jade defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious in 5:42 when Sandra Shine defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Rise And Shine.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ernest Youngman and Zero Unit defeated Austin Smooth and Rapid Whirlwind in 10:27 when Ernest Youngman defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez in 10:19 by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick. Foxxy LaRue makes defence number 2 of her EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

5- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Vessey and Idol defeated The Fireplugs in 9:37 when Jake Idol defeated Bradley Blaze by pinfall with a Double Hiptoss Neckbreaker.</p><p>

6- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated The Samoan Charger in 10:06 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Razor Blades defeated Orange County Connection in 15:01 when Mercutio Sleep defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Go To Sleep following interference from Jimmy Razor. The Razor Blades win the EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

8- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Acid II in 14:35 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

9- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley and Cameron Jones defeated Serious Business in 15:13 when Sean Deeley defeated Garry Walker by pinfall with a German Suplex.</p><p>

10- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

11- Ricky DeColt makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

12- Jimmy Razor makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

13- In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Jimmy Razor defeated Ricky DeColt in 15:16 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 1 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade- B-</p><p>

Praise- Ricky DeColt, Rob Reynolds, Acid II</p><p>

Buyrate- 0.52</p>

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EWL Saturday Night Fights Feb-March 2023

 

All at the Oaxaca High School

Week 1- 796

 

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious in 6:05 when Sandra Shine defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Rise And Shine.

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds won a battle royal in 9:57. The other members of the 'final four' were Amazing Fire Fly, Nick Booth and Ricky DeColt, with Amazing Fire Fly being the final elimination. Nick Booth got the most eliminations over the course of the match.

1. A video plays hyping Sean Deeley vs. Sayeed Ali- NO TIME LIMIT, will start right away to give it all the time they need.

2. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Sean Deeley defeated Sayeed Ali in 53:56 by submission with a Seated Stretch Armbar. Sean Deeley makes defence number 6 of his EWL Television title. (4th Win)

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Ross Henry in 5:51 by submission with a Sonnenblume Deluxe.

 

Grade: D-

Rating: 1.21

 

Week 2- 895

 

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 5:39 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Tiffany Jade by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth defeated The Samoan Charger in 5:46 by submission with a Smooth Hold.

1- Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades cut a promo mocking the rest of EWL.

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Fireplugs defeated Zero Unit in 6:01 when Bradley Blaze defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Five Alarm Fire Bomb.

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth and Orange County Connection defeated Ernest Youngman and Vessey and Idol in 6:27 when Frankie-Boy Fernandes defeated Jake Idol by pinfall with a Dirt Nap. Youngman was accompanied by a mysterious woman (the former Slave Dancer Gianna) in a pantsuit.

4- Sean Deeley cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jimmy Razor.

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley defeated Acid II in 9:24 by submission with a Front Choke Lock. Sean Deeley makes defence number 7 of his EWL Television title. (5th Win)

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated Rob Reynolds and Ricky DeColt in 9:37 when Sayeed Ali defeated Rob Reynolds by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business after Foxxy LaRue interfered.

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Cameron Jones and Rapid Whirlwind in 5:33 when Jimmy Razor defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a Karma Code Alpha.

 

Grade: D+

Rating: 1.22

Week 3- 885

 

Dark- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Nick Booth defeated California Love Machine and Acid II in 9:49 when Nick Booth defeated Acid II by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Golden Delicious in 6:03 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Eve Runcord by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.

1- Commercial for the first ever March Mania tournament on PPV, an event also featuring Sean Deeley vs Jimmy Razor for the EWL Title!

2- A vignette is shown featuring Ernest Youngman, introducing his new valet as his "handler" Ms. DeMarco. Ernest Youngman is "for hire", as long as you can pay DeMarco's fees.

3- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Roxy Kitten defeated Sandra Shine and Foxxy LaRue in 6:28 when Roxy Kitten defeated Sandra Shine by pinfall after Jimmy Razor pulled Foxxy out of the ring after she hit Sandra with the Flash Head Kick. Roxy Kitten wins the EWL Ladies title.

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Mercutio Sleep won a battle royal in 14:58. The other members of the 'final four' were Jerry Lee Wrath, Austin Smooth and Frankie-Boy Fernandes, with Jerry Lee Wrath being the final elimination. Austin Smooth got the most eliminations over the course of the match. Mercutio Sleep wins the EWL Television title. Jerry and Mercutio did Rock-Paper-Scissors to determine who leaves with the belt in the end.

5- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Ricky DeColt, Rob Reynolds and Sean Deeley defeated Jimmy Razor, Sayeed Ali and Cam Vessey in 12:11 when Sean Deeley defeated Cam Vessey by pinfall while Razor and Ali were arguing over their girls.

 

Grade: D+

Rating: 1.27

 

Week 4 (Go Home)- 846

 

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Gorgon defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:05 when Gorgon defeated Hellcat Hernandez by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb.

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth, Kamikaze, Nick Booth, Ricky DeColt and Rob Reynolds defeated Acid II, Codename: Deadshot, Ernest Youngman, Jerry Lee Wrath and The Samoan Charger in 5:42 when Nick Booth defeated Ernest Youngman by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.

1- March Mania PPV commercial.

2- In a decent bout with not much in the way of heat, Codename: Frost defeated Ross Henry in 6:12 by pinfall with a Snow Storm.

3- In a decent bout with not much in the way of heat, Bradley Blaze defeated Garry Walker in 5:35 by pinfall with a Dallas Drop.

4- Roxy Kitten says she will defend her EWL title against any member of EWL... and GORGON answers the challenge!

5- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Amazing Fire Fly drew with Mercutio Sleep in 10:00 when the time limit expired.

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor and Vessey and Idol defeated Sean Deeley and Orange County Connection in 12:22 when Jimmy Razor defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Karma Code Alpha.

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Sayeed Ali defeated Cameron Jones in 6:29 by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver.

 

Grade- C-

Rating- 1.27

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EWL March Mania Preview

 

Per the directions of the EWL Board of Directors, to punish the rampant cheating done by Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades over the past few months, they WILL have to defend EVERY ONE of their titles.

 

-Roxy Kitten will defend her title against Gorgon in a No DQ Match

-Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep will defend their tag titles in a three-way dance with the Orange County Connection and Serious Business.

-Mercutio Sleep will defend his TV title against Amazing Fire Fly

-Jimmy Razor will have NO CHAMPION'S ADVANTAGE against Sean Deeley, and a second official at ringside.

 

-If ANYONE in Jimmy Razor and The Razor Blades interferes in ANY match, ALL of their titles will be forfeited.

 

The first round drawings for March Mania are as follows:

 

The Samoan Charger vs Ricky DeColt

Acid II vs Ernest Youngman

Codename: Deadshot vs Austin Smooth

Nick Booth vs Rob Reynolds

Ross Henry vs Cam Vessey

Codename: Frost vs Cameron Jones

Amazing Fire Fly vs Bradley Blaze

Kamikaze vs Jake Idol

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EWL March Mania 2023

Sunday March 3 2023

Live on Pay Per View from the Connecticut Symphony Hall, Attendance 9,117

 

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Sister Christian in 5:54 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Foxxy LaRue by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.

1- Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades perform their new song "The Man's Not Gonna Keep Us Down (We Hold All The Gold) (Deal With It)", with every member wearing their belts.

2- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Mercutio Sleep in 6:52 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly. Amazing Fire Fly wins the EWL Television title.

3- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ricky DeColt defeated The Samoan Charger in 6:02 by pinfall with a DeColt 45.

4- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Acid II in 5:41 by pinfall with The Hit.

5- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth defeated Codename: Deadshot in 6:08 by submission with a Smooth Hold.

6- In a bout that featured great action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Nick Booth in 5:51 by pinfall with a fast roll up.

7- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey defeated Ross Henry in 5:41 by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cameron Jones defeated Codename: Frost in 5:54 by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.

9- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Bradley Blaze in 6:15 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly.

10- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Jake Idol defeated Kamikaze in 5:59 by pinfall with a Reality Check.

11- In an extremely short match, Gorgon defeated Roxy Kitten in 1:05 by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb. Gorgon wins the EWL Ladies title.

12- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ricky DeColt defeated Ernest Youngman in 10:45 by disqualification.

13- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Austin Smooth in 11:14 by a Real Deal Rocker

14- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey defeated Cameron Jones in 9:32 by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.

15- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Jake Idol in 13:03 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly.

16- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated Orange County Connection and The Razor Blades in 10:07; the order of elimination was Orange County Connection first, and then The Razor Blades. Serious Business win the EWL United States Tag Team titles.

17- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Ricky DeColt in 11:56 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.

18-In a match that had some good action and average heat, Cam Vessey defeated Amazing Fire Fly in 10:15 by pinfall after using a foreign object.

19- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd

20- We are taken backstage, where Rob Reynolds has apparently just found referee Shane Stones laid out unconscious on the floor. He is calling for an ambulance, and it is obvious that Stones won't be taking part in any more of tonight's matches.

21- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Cam Vessey in 16:17 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker. Rob Reynolds wins the EWL March Mania Cup title.

22- In a bout that featured great action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Sean Deeley in 15:28 by submission with a Figure Seven. The finish saw Ms. DeMarco take over as referee after the original official was knocked out. During the match we also had Ernest Youngman run in and attack Deeley. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 2 of his EWL World Heavyweight title.

 

Grade: C+

Praise: Sean Deely, Rob Reynolds, Cam Vessey

Buyrate: 0.47

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights March-April 2023</strong></p><p>

All from the Oaxaca High School</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- 888</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord and Foxxy LaRue defeated Gorgon, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 6:21 when Brooke Tyler defeated Sandra Shine by submission with a Brooke Breaker.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Vessey and Idol defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 6:06 when Jake Idol defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with a Double Hiptoss Neckbreaker.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Codename: Frost, Garry Walker, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones, Nick Booth, Ricky DeColt and Sean Deeley in 6:03 when Garry Walker defeated Nick Booth by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT.</p><p>

1- At Fight For Glory, Rob Reynolds vs Jimmy Razor!</p><p>

2- In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Hellcat Hernandez defeated Tiffany Jade in 5:49 by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

3- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Codename: Deadshot in 7:33 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly. Amazing Fire Fly makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Austin Smooth in 9:38 when Austin Smooth was disqualified when Sean Deeley ran in and attacked Ernest Youngman.</p><p>

5- Ernest Youngman and Sean Deeley are brawling with each other. A host of road agents and staff have to pull them apart.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection defeated Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 9:37 when Rob Reynolds defeated Jimmy Razor by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.20</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Week 2- SOLD OUT</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious and Roxy Kitten defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:11 when Eve Runcord defeated Sandra Shine by submission with a Camel Clutch.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones, Nick Booth and Ricky DeColt defeated Cam Vessey, Garry Walker, Jake Idol, Jerry Lee Wrath and Sayeed Ali in 10:02 when Nick Booth defeated Garry Walker by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Rob Reynolds vs. Jimmy Razor at Fight For Glory</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated Zero Unit, Acid II & Samoan Charger and Rapid Whirlwind in 10:15; the order of elimination was Zero Unit first, then Rapid Whirlwind, and finally Acid II & Samoan Charger.</p><p>

3- Ernest Youngman cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Sean Deeley,calling his actions at March Mania "just business".</p><p>

4- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Mercutio Sleep in 8:31 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly. Amazing Fire Fly makes defence number 2 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

5- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

6- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor and Ernest Youngman defeated Sean Deeley and Rob Reynolds in 13:48 when Jimmy Razor defeated Sean Deeley by submission with a Sonnenblume.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.33</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Golden Delicious and Roxy Kitten in 5:57 when Gorgon defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Codename: Deadshot, Codename: Frost, Garry Walker, Jake Idol and The Samoan Charger defeated Austin Smooth, Cameron Jones, Kamikaze, Nick Booth and Ross Henry in 5:36 when Codename: Frost defeated Austin Smooth by pinfall with a Snow Storm.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Jimmy Razor vs. Rob Reynolds.</p><p>

2- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Foxxy LaRue defeated Tiffany Jade in 5:57 by stoppage when Tiffany Jade was injured and could not continue after repeated head kicks.</p><p>

3- Ernest Youngman attacks Sean Deeley backstage, and leaves him down and out.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Bradley Blaze defeated Acid II in 5:37 by pinfall with a Dallas Drop.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Amazing Fire Fly defeated Jerry Lee Wrath in 7:42 by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly. Amazing Fire Fly makes defence number 3 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor, Mercutio Sleep and Ernest Youngman defeated Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection in 13:54 when Ernest Youngman defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

Dark- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ricky DeColt and Sean Deeley defeated Sayeed Ali and Cam Vessey in 9:51 when Sean Deeley defeated Cam Vessey by submission with a Front Choke Lock.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C-</p><p>

Rating: 1.30</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 4 (Go Home)- Sold Out</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Nadia Snow and Roxy Kitten defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Sandra Shine, Tiffany Jade and Velvet Suarez in 6:20 when Nadia Snow defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Snow Ball.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones, Nick Booth and Sean Deeley defeated Acid II, Gargantuan, Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and The Samoan Charger in 6:28 when Nick Booth defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Rob Reynolds vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- Lucy Stone-McFly and David Stone cut a backstage promo.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Lucy Stone-McFly defeated Eve Runcord in 6:19 by pinfall with a Delorean Driver.</p><p>

4- In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Rapid Whirlwind drew with Zero Unit in 6:22 when the match descended into chaos after Gargantuan got involved.</p><p>

5- Gargantuan chokeslams the shit out of everyone.</p><p>

6- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Amazing Fire Fly in 7:49 by pinfall with The Hit. Ernest Youngman wins the EWL Television title.</p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor and Serious Business defeated Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection in 9:51 when Jimmy Razor defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt and David Stone defeated Vessey and Idol in 5:54 when David Stone defeated Cam Vessey by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C-</p><p>

Rating: 1.29</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Fight For Glory 2023</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 April 2023</p><p>

Live on PPV at the Connecticut Symphony Hall 9,081</p><p> </p><p>

1. Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades play their latest smash hit, "Haters Gonna Hate (Rob Reynolds, You Suck)"</p><p>

2. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Golden Delicious and Nadia Snow defeated Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 6:09 when Nadia Snow defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Snow Ball.</p><p>

3. In an extremely short match, Gargantuan defeated Cameron Jones in 0:57 by pinfall with an Ultimate Backbreaker.</p><p>

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Zero Unit defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 6:03 when Codename: Frost defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a Tango Down.</p><p>

5. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Gorgon defeated Foxxy LaRue in 9:39 by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb. Gorgon makes defence number 1 of her EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

6. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, The Fireplugs defeated The Golden Boys in 9:36 when Bradley Blaze defeated Cam Vessey by pinfall with a Five Alarm Fire Bomb.</p><p>

7. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth, David Stone and Ricky DeColt defeated The Samoan Charger and The Razor Blades in 9:34 when David Stone defeated The Samoan Charger by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch.</p><p>

8. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Austin Smooth defeated Acid II in 9:39 by submission with a Smooth Hold.</p><p>

9. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated Orange County Connection in 10:12 when Sayeed Ali defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business. Serious Business make defence number 1 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. In a bout that featured great action and average heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Sean Deeley in 14:37 by pinfall with The Hit. During the match we also had Ms. DeMarco run in and attack Deeley.</p><p>

11. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

12. Rob Reynolds makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

13. Jimmy Razor makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

14. In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Jimmy Razor defeated Rob Reynolds in 19:51 by pinfall with a Night At The Opera. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 3 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: B-</p><p>

Praise: Rob Reynolds, Sean Deeley, Ernest Youngman</p><p>

Buyrate: 0.52</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights April-May</strong></p><p>

All from Oaxaca High School</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Eve Runcord, Foxxy LaRue and Golden Delicious defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly and Velvet Suarez in 6:16 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Gargantuan, Garry Walker, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Austin Smooth, California Love Machine, Cameron Jones, Frankie-Boy Fernandes and Sean Deeley in 6:06 when Acid II defeated Cameron Jones by pinfall with an Acid Rain Bomb.</p><p>

1- A video hypes Jimmy Razor's title reign.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Nadia Snow defeated Sandra Shine in 6:13 by pinfall with a Snow Ball.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Golden Boys defeated Rapid Whirlwind in 6:35 when Jake Idol defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with a Gold Rush.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, David Stone defeated Ernest Youngman in 9:24 by disqualification.</p><p>

5- David Stone is in the ring giving an interview. Ernest Youngman comes out and enters the ring. After some back-and-forth insults, he attacks, laying David Stone out. Cam Vessey comes out from the back, hits the ring, and cleans house, saving David Stone.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt and The Fireplugs defeated Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 12:22 when Amazing Fire Fly defeated Jimmy Razor by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth and Rob Reynolds defeated Zero Unit in 6:19 when Nick Booth defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.23</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 2- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Gorgon, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Golden Delicious and Nadia Snow in 5:38 when Gorgon defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated Zero Unit, Amazing Fire Fly and Austin Smooth and Acid II & Samoan Charger in 10:05; the order of elimination was Zero Unit first, then Acid II & Samoan Charger, and finally Amazing Fire Fly and Austin Smooth.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Garry Walker, Jake Idol, Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Sayeed Ali defeated Cameron Jones, Kamikaze, Nick Booth, Rob Reynolds and Sean Deeley in 5:55 when Jake Idol defeated Kamikaze by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Amazing Fire Fly vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan defeated Ross Henry in 6:30 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.</p><p>

3- Jimmy Razor is in the ring, and calls out David Stone to face him. As soon as David Stone appears he gets jumped by Ricky DeColt, who had been lying in wait. The ambush leaves David Stone down and out.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jillian Jarvis defeated Lucy Stone-McFly, Foxxy LaRue and Hellcat Hernandez in 5:57 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Hellcat Hernandez by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Bradley Blaze in 8:59 by pinfall with The Hit. Ernest Youngman makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, David Stone and Cam Vessey defeated Jimmy Razor and Ricky DeColt in 13:05 when Ricky DeColt was disqualified while fighting David Stone.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating- 1.31</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3- SOLD OUT</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow in 6:03 when Lucy Stone-McFly defeated Brooke Tyler by submission with a Stone Hold.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II defeated Cameron Jones in 6:22 by pinfall with an Acid Rain Bomb.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth, David Stone, Nick Booth, Rob Reynolds and Ross Henry defeated Garry Walker, Jake Idol, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger in 5:39 when David Stone defeated Garry Walker by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Amazing Fire Fly vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Orange County Connection defeated Zero Unit in 5:58 when California Love Machine defeated Codename: Frost by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan defeated Kamikaze in 5:52 by pinfall with an Ultimate Backbreaker.</p><p>

4- Youngman and Ms. DeMarco cut a backstage promo.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey drew with Ernest Youngman in 10:00 when the time limit expired.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Sean Deeley and The Fireplugs in 11:35 when Jimmy Razor defeated Bradley Blaze by submission with a Sonnenblume.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.28</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 4 (Go Home)- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:47 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Gorgon by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cameron Jones, Sean Deeley and Rapid Whirlwind defeated Zero Unit and Serious Business in 5:41 when Sean Deeley defeated Codename: Deadshot by submission with a Seated Stretch Armbar.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Jimmy Razor vs. Amazing Fire Fly.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jake Idol and Acid II & Samoan Charger defeated Austin Smooth and Orange County Connection in 6:28 when Acid II defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by pinfall with an Acid Rain Bomb.</p><p>

3- Jimmy Razor says that he is going to introduce his new bodyguard-slash-roadie, and brings out Gargantuan.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, David Stone defeated Ernest Youngman in 8:47 by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch. David Stone wins the EWL Television title. </p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ricky DeColt and The Razor Blades defeated Cam Vessey, Nick Booth and Rob Reynolds in 7:49 when Ricky DeColt defeated Cam Vessey by pinfall with a DeColt 45.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, The Fireplugs defeated Jimmy Razor and Gargantuan in 9:39 when Gargantuan was disqualified while fighting Bradley Blaze.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Rating: 1.29</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Ride The Storm 2023</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 4 May 2023</p><p>

Live at the Connecticut Symphony Hall, 9480 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

1. Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades perform "Fire Fly's Gonna Be Squashed"</p><p>

2. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Hellcat Hernandez and Lucy Stone-McFly defeated Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez, Golden Delicious and Brooke Tyler and Foxxy LaRue and Nadia Snow in 10:01; the order of elimination was Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez first, then Golden Delicious and Brooke Tyler, and finally Foxxy LaRue and Nadia Snow.</p><p>

3. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley and Rapid Whirlwind defeated Jake Idol and Acid II & Samoan Charger in 10:16 when Sean Deeley defeated The Samoan Charger by submission with a Seated Stretch Armbar.</p><p>

4. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Nick Booth defeated Mercutio Sleep in 6:22 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

5. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Jillian Jarvis defeated Gorgon in 10:08 by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper. Jillian Jarvis wins the EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

6. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Jerry Lee Wrath in 9:58 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

7. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth and Cameron Jones defeated Zero Unit in 6:11 when Cameron Jones defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.</p><p>

8. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan defeated Bradley Blaze in 10:15 when Gargantuan beat up Bradley Blaze so badly that the referee had to stop the match.</p><p>

9. In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated Orange County Connection in 9:33 when Garry Walker defeated California Love Machine by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business. Serious Business make defence number 2 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10. In a bout that featured great action and average heat, David Stone defeated Ernest Youngman, Cam Vessey and Ricky DeColt in 14:45 when David Stone defeated Ricky DeColt by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch.</p><p>

11. The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

12. Amazing Fire Fly makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

13. Jimmy Razor makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

14. In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, Jimmy Razor defeated Amazing Fire Fly in 19:35 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 4 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Praise: Amazing Fire Fly, Sayeed Ali, Garry Walker</p><p>

Buyrate: 0.42</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights May-June 2023</strong></p><p>

All from Oaxaca High School</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 1- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:33 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Tornado Elbow Smash.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Garry Walker, Jake Idol, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Austin Smooth, California Love Machine, Cam Vessey, Frankie-Boy Fernandes and Rob Reynolds in 5:52 when Garry Walker defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Jimmy Razor vs. Cam Vessey.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Cameron Jones and Rapid Whirlwind defeated Ernest Youngman and Zero Unit in 5:36 when Kamikaze defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Reverse 460 Splash.</p><p>

3- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Hellcat Hernandez defeated Brooke Tyler in 5:50 by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

4- Jimmy Razor is backstage, psyching up Jerry Lee Wrath for his upcoming match.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, David Stone defeated Jerry Lee Wrath in 5:40 by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch. David Stone makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Mercutio Sleep and Gargantuan) defeated Nick Booth and The Fireplugs in 14:46 when Jimmy Razor defeated Amazing Fire Fly by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle.</p><p>

Dark- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ricky DeColt defeated Sean Deeley in 6:14 by pinfall with a DeColt 45.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C-</p><p>

Ratings: 1.32</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 2- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow in 6:11 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Brooke Tyler by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Cameron Jones and Ross Henry defeated Acid II, Garry Walker, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger in 5:37 when Amazing Fire Fly defeated Garry Walker by pinfall with a Sky High Fire Fly.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Jimmy Razor vs. Cam Vessey.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Ernest Youngman defeated Kamikaze in 6:05 by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds defeated Codename: Deadshot in 5:38 by pinfall with a Real Deal Rocker.</p><p>

4- Jimmy Razor is backstage, psyching up Mercutio Sleep for his upcoming match.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, David Stone defeated Mercutio Sleep in 7:28 by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch. David Stone makes defence number 2 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Cam Vessey, Nick Booth and Sean Deeley defeated Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Gargantuan and Jerry Lee Wrath) in 15:02 when Gargantuan was disqualified while fighting Cam Vessey.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Orange County Connection defeated Codename: Frost and Jake Idol in 6:24 when California Love Machine defeated Jake Idol by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C-</p><p>

Rating: 1.26</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 3- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Golden Delicious, Brooke Tyler and Foxxy LaRue defeated Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:38 when Golden Delicious defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Melbourne Surprise.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jake Idol defeated Ross Henry in 5:44 by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey, Cameron Jones, Kamikaze, Nick Booth and Sean Deeley defeated Acid II, Garry Walker, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger in 5:39 when Cam Vessey defeated Sayeed Ali by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Cam Vessey vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon and Hellcat Hernandez in 5:54 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Gorgon by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Ernest Youngman and Zero Unit defeated Rob Reynolds and Orange County Connection in 6:25 when Ernest Youngman defeated Rob Reynolds by pinfall with The Hit.</p><p>

4- Jimmy Razor is backstage, psyching up Gargantuan for his upcoming match.</p><p>

5- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, David Stone defeated Gargantuan in 8:40 by disqualification. David Stone makes defence number 3 of his EWL Television title.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Austin Smooth and The Fireplugs in 12:10 when Jimmy Razor defeated Amazing Fire Fly by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.31</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Week 4 (Go Home)- Sold Out</strong></p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow in 5:55 when Lucy Stone-McFly defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Delorean Driver.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Ernest Youngman, Gargantuan, Garry Walker and Sayeed Ali defeated Amazing Fire Fly, Austin Smooth, Bradley Blaze, Nick Booth and Sean Deeley in 5:40 when Gargantuan defeated Austin Smooth by pinfall with an Ultimate Backbreaker.</p><p>

1- A video plays hyping Cam Vessey vs. Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey and Rob Reynolds defeated Zero Unit in 7:44 when Cam Vessey defeated Codename: Deadshot by pinfall with a Vessey Driver.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Jake Idol defeated California Love Machine in 6:29 by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p>

4- Jimmy Razor is in the ring, and calls out Cam Vessey to face him. As soon as Cam Vessey appears he gets jumped by Jerry Lee Wrath, Mercutio Sleep and Gargantuan, who had been lying in wait. The ambush leaves Cam Vessey down and out.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) defeated Cameron Jones and Rapid Whirlwind in 10:29 when Jimmy Razor defeated Cameron Jones by pinfall with a Papercut.</p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ricky DeColt drew with David Stone in 10:00 when the time limit expired.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Frankie-Boy Fernandes defeated The Samoan Charger in 6:04 by pinfall with a Dirt Nap.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade- D+</p><p>

Rating- 1.28</p>

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<p><strong>EWL No Half Measures 2023</strong></p><p>

Sunday Week 3 June 2023</p><p>

Live on PPV from the Connecticut Symphony Hall, 9,031 Attending</p><p> </p><p>

1- Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades play a song about Cam Vessey: "Second Generation, Second Rate"</p><p>

2- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Gargantuan defeated Austin Smooth in 10:02 by pinfall with an Ultimate Backbreaker.</p><p>

3- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Gorgon, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez defeated Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious and Nadia Snow in 6:20 when Gorgon defeated Golden Delicious by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb.</p><p>

4- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Rapid Whirlwind defeated The Razor Blades in 10:26 when Kamikaze defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by pinfall with a Powerslam & Reverse 450 Combo.</p><p>

5- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jillian Jarvis defeated Hellcat Hernandez in 9:39 by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper. Jillian Jarvis makes defence number 1 of her EWL Ladies title. </p><p>

6- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Sean Deeley defeated Jake Idol in 8:27 by submission with a Front Choke Lock.</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Cameron Jones and Rob Reynolds defeated Orange County Connection, Zero Unit and Acid II & Samoan Charger in 10:29; the order of elimination was Zero Unit first, then Orange County Connection, and finally Acid II & Samoan Charger.</p><p>

8- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Nick Booth defeated Ernest Youngman in 9:59 by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

9- In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, Serious Business defeated The Fireplugs in 14:41 when Garry Walker defeated Amazing Fire Fly by pinfall with a Taking Care of Business. Serious Business make defence number 3 of their EWL United States Tag Team titles. </p><p>

10- In a bout that featured great action and average heat, David Stone defeated Ricky DeColt in 24:34 at two falls to one after winning the first, with the final fall happening by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch.</p><p>

11- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

12- Cam Vessey makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

13- Jimmy Razor makes an elaborate entrance.</p><p>

14- In a bout that featured great action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Cam Vessey in 15:24 by pinfall with a Papercut. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 5 of his EWL World Heavyweight title. </p><p> </p><p>

Grade: B-</p><p>

Praise: Cam Vessey, David Stone, Ricky DeColt</p><p>

Buyrate: 0.53</p>

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<p><strong>EWL Saturday Night Fights, June-July 2023</strong></p><p>

All from the Oaxaca High School</p><p> </p><p>

Week 1- SOLD OUT</p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:46 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Sandra Shine by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Jake Idol, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes, Kamikaze, Nick Booth, Ross Henry and Sean Deeley in 5:51 when Jake Idol defeated Frankie-Boy Fernandes by pinfall with a Reality Check.</p><p>

1- This month, PATRIOT GAMES, a five on five elimination tag team match. The team captains chosen by EWL staff? The TV champ David Stone and the world champ Jimmy Razor!</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Garry Walker defeated California Love Machine and Cameron Jones in 7:32 when Garry Walker defeated Cameron Jones by pinfall with a Double Arm DDT.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, David Stone defeated Codename: Frost in 2:29 by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch. David Stone makes defence number 5 of his EWL Television title (4th Win)</p><p>

4- Zero Unit attack David Stone in the ring, but David Stone fights back. Stone gets on the mic, and says he'll fight Deadshot over the title!</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, David Stone defeated Codename: Deadshot in 6:27 by submission with a Stone Ankle Stretch. David Stone makes defence number 6 of his EWL Television title (5th Win)</p><p>

6- David Stone now has #1 Contender status, and gives Jimmy Razor a wager: If Razor's team wins, Stone will forfeit his title match. If Stone wins... Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades break up!</p><p>

7- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

8- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Fireplugs defeated Jimmy Razor and Mercutio Sleep in 15:23 when Amazing Fire Fly defeated Mercutio Sleep by pinfall with a Five Alarm Fire Bomb.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Rob Reynolds, Cam Vessey and Austin Smooth defeated Gargantuan, Jerry Lee Wrath and Ernest Youngman in 5:57 when Austin Smooth defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by submission with a Smooth Hold.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C-</p><p>

Rating: 1.28</p><p> </p><p>

Week 2- Sold Out</p><p> </p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gorgon, Lucy Stone-McFly and Sandra Shine defeated Foxxy LaRue, Brooke Tyler and Golden Delicious in 6:19 when Gorgon defeated Foxxy LaRue by pinfall with a Hydra Bomb.</p><p>

1- Commercial for Patriot Games, announcing that The Fireplugs will be part of Team Stone.</p><p>

2- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Hellcat Hernandez and Velvet Suarez defeated Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow in 5:49 when Hellcat Hernandez defeated Jillian Jarvis by pinfall with a Running Bulldog.</p><p>

3- Cut to earlier tonight, Jimmy Razor and the Razor Blades hold a press conference, announcing the fifth member of their team, "The Professional" Ernest Youngman.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan won a battle royal in 15:27. The other members of the 'final four' were Rob Reynolds, Nick Booth and Cam Vessey, with Rob Reynolds being the final elimination. Rob Reynolds got the most eliminations over the course of the match. Gargantuan wins the EWL Television title. </p><p>

5- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

6- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Team Stone (David Stone, Amazing Fire Fly and Bradley Blaze) drew with Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 11:41 when the match descended into chaos after Gargantuan and Ernest Youngman became involved.</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: D+</p><p>

Rating: 1.29</p><p> </p><p>

Week 3- Sold Out</p><p>

Dark- In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:34 when Foxxy LaRue defeated Velvet Suarez by pinfall with a Flash Head Kick.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Austin Smooth, Orange County Connection and Rapid Whirlwind defeated Acid II, Garry Walker, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger in 6:18 when California Love Machine defeated Garry Walker by pinfall with a LAX Departure.</p><p>

1- Team Stone vs Jimmy Razor and The Razor Blades! And tonight... EWL's commissioner reveals himself!</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cam Vessey, Nick Booth and Sean Deeley defeated Jake Idol and Zero Unit in 5:48 when Nick Booth defeated Codename: Frost by pinfall with a Lake Michigan Plunge.</p><p>

3- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Bradley Blaze defeated Jerry Lee Wrath in 6:27 by pinfall with a Dallas Drop.</p><p>

4- Rob Reynolds is backstage, announcing that he's the fourth member of Team Stone.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan defeated Cameron Jones in 6:17 by pinfall with a Choke Slam. Gargantuan makes defence number 1 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Mercutio Sleep and Ernest Youngman) defeated Team Stone (Rob Reynolds, David Stone and Amazing Fire Fly) in 15:20 when Rob Reynolds was disqualified while fighting Jimmy Razor.</p><p>

8- As the Razor Blades celebrate... "Iron Man" plays... and the new EWL Commissioner... is CHRISTIAN FAITH?!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Rating: 1.41</p><p> </p><p>

Week 4 (Go Home)- Sold Out</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Brooke Tyler, Foxxy LaRue, Golden Delicious, Jillian Jarvis and Nadia Snow defeated Gorgon, Hellcat Hernandez, Lucy Stone-McFly, Sandra Shine and Velvet Suarez in 5:35 when Jillian Jarvis defeated Velvet Suarez by submission with a Lockdown Choke Sleeper.</p><p>

Dark- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Acid II, Garry Walker, Ricky DeColt, Sayeed Ali and The Samoan Charger defeated Cam Vessey, Kamikaze, Nick Booth, Ross Henry and Sean Deeley in 6:15 when Sayeed Ali defeated Ross Henry by pinfall with a G.B.H. Driver.</p><p>

1- Patriot Games tommorrow night! And will we find out the last member of Team Stone?</p><p>

2- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, Orange County Connection defeated Zero Unit in 5:51 when California Love Machine defeated Codename: Frost by pinfall with a West Coast Cruise Missile. During the match we also saw Sayeed Ali run in and attack Love Machine, and Garry Walker also attack Fernandes. </p><p>

3- Jimmy Razor confronts Christian Faith, Faith tells Razor that if the title match does take place, the door to the cage will be padlocked and Faith will be at ringside to make sure no shenanigans take place.</p><p>

4- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Cameron Jones defeated Jake Idol in 5:46 by pinfall with a Fisherman's Suplex.</p><p>

5- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Gargantuan defeated Austin Smooth in 6:07 by pinfall with an Ultimate Backbreaker. Gargantuan makes defence number 2 of his EWL Television title. </p><p>

6- The EWL Girls, Allson, Haley, and Tabitha, dance for the crowd</p><p>

7- In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Team Stone (David Stone, Rob Reynolds, Amazing Fire Fly and Bradley Blaze) defeated Jimmy Razor & The Razor Blades (Jimmy Razor, Ernest Youngman, Jerry Lee Wrath and Mercutio Sleep) in 10:12 when Bradley Blaze defeated Jerry Lee Wrath by pinfall with a Dallas Drop. During the match the ref bumped and Gargantuan got involved, but SEAN DEELEY cameout and cleaned house, hitting Gargantuan with a chair, then German Suplexing every other Razor Blades member in turn.</p><p>

7- Christian Faith tells Jimmy Razor that he made this happen... Sean Deeley is indeed the final member of Team Stone!</p><p> </p><p>

Grade: C</p><p>

Rating: 1.34</p>

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