(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

Rickymex · February 7, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor and Davey London defeated The Elimination Agents in 15:11 when Jimmy Razor defeated Suicide Agent by pinfall after Davey broke up a Deicide Bomb attempt on Razor with a chairshot to Genocide, allowing Razor to use a top rope Papercut on Suicide to score the pinfall. Jimmy Razor and Davey London win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles. </div></blockquote> I'm guessing this is thanks to Davey? and maybe the elimination agents?

OctoberRaven · February 7, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm guessing this is thanks to Davey? and maybe the elimination agents?</div></blockquote> Hey. Jimmy has good high flying skills. But yeah, the Agents and Davey have good basics and psych (not enough to be ring generals tho), that's why I keep them around Jimmy as much as possible <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

w4lru5 · February 7, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm guessing this is thanks to Davey? and maybe the elimination agents?</div></blockquote> No, it has to be totally Jimmy. No one else could possibly have anything to do with decent in-ring action. Because Jimmy is the MVP of every company he goes to. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

OctoberRaven · February 8, 2014

HIW Volume 31

Saturday Week 4 November 2019

Live at the Aston University Sports Hall, Attendance 892

1. Jimmy Razor comes out, and declares that because he can't hold two titles at once, and that Davey London isn't worthy of partnering with him, and because "Davey London is a loser with no friends", he's decided to vacate the Birmingham Tag Team titles, awarding them to the Souls of Black. He also said their first defense will be against "one of the most dangerous tag teams in all of HIW"... the East England Mafia. He goes on to say as long as Souls of Black are tag champs, the Elimination Agents will not get a shot at the tag titles... which leads him to his title defense. He acknowledges that, as Genocide claimed, winning the UK Cup does indeed give number one contendership, so tonight, he will "Put Genocide out of his misery."

2. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Suicide Agent defeated Martin Heath in 9:58 by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

3. Candy Cox had an interview hyping her team of The Video Nasties taking on The Lost Generation in a tag match.

4. In an extremely poor match, The Video Nasties defeated The Lost Generation in 6:29 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Bleak by pinfall with a Freak Out.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Andrew Lee in 10:06 by pinfall when a man in a tuxedo comes out with violin and a woman in a ball gown comes out, the tuxedoed man playing the violin part to Dvorak's "String Quartet No 12" as the woman conducts. Andrew Lee is distracted, allowing Lowlife to put him in a crucifix pin for the three count.

7. Souls of Black have an interview in which they taunt East England Mafia.

8. In an extremely poor match, East England Mafia defeated Souls of Black in 10:29 when Colin Picalo defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall when the Elimination Agents run in after the Souls hit the 11th Hour on Picalo, the Agents double chokeslamming Grave Digger and giving Ripper LeStat the Deicide Bomb, and then they drape Colin on top of Ripper for the three count.

9. Roy Edison had an interview hyping his upcoming singles match with Davey London.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Roy Edison in 14:51 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

11. The Elimination Agents have an interview in which they taunt Jimmy Razor.

12. As the main event introductions take place, the commentary team acknowledges that independent standout Lester "The Great" White (Editor's Note: A regen named Lester Lawler) is in the front row tonight.

13. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Genocide Agent in 14:44, despite Suicide Agent interfering and the Agents hitting him with the Deicide Bomb. Jimmy became the first person to kick out of the Deicide Bomb, and the shocked Agents were vulnerable, Jimmy hitting them both with Switchblade Kisses and putting Genocide in the Figure Seven for the submission. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 24 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Genocide Agent, Davey London, Emma Evans

Boltinho · February 9, 2014

Just in the process of catching up with this. Fun stuff so far.

Out of interest what length contract do you hand out? Seems your workers momentum must be in the toilet quite often?

KUTGW with the greatest promotion in the cverse!

OctoberRaven · February 9, 2014

2-3 years. Momentums are low but that's fine, I'm still low level so momentum isn't too important.

OctoberRaven · February 10, 2014

HIW Volume 32

Saturday Week 4 December 2019

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. Jimmy Razor and Emma Evans come out to a cut a promo on Davey London, and Emma notes that to make sure there is no interference in tonight's main event, it will take place inside a steel cage!

2. Andrew Lee comes out after Razor and Evans leave, calling out the man who distracted him last month, identifying him as Phil Harmonic. "Moonlight Sonata" plays on the PA, and Phil comes out with his "Maestro" Aurora.

3. In an extremely poor match, Phil Harmonic defeated Andrew Lee in 9:40 by pinfall with a Flying Body Press after Aurora hit Andrew Lee with a violin case.

4. Martin Heath cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ripper LeStat.

5. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Martin Heath in 9:56 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

6. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Fight Club defeated The Lost Generation in 10:28 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Strife by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

7. In an extremely poor match, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Grave Digger in 10:15 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

8. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Tony Wright.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Tony Wright in 14:53 by pinfall with a fisherman's suplex.

10. East England Mafia have an interview in which they taunt The Elimination Agents.

11. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated East England Mafia in 5:39 when Genocide Agent defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam. The Elimination Agents win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

12. Emma Evans comes out, and tells the Agents that she's got a Christmas present for them. A letter from the Minister of Sport, banning the Elimination Agents from wrestling in England!

13. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Davey London in a Cage match in 15:20 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 25 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Davey London, Genocide Agent, Elimination Agent

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End of year roll- 27 (+5 Psychology)

Top 10 HIW matches of 2019

1. Jimmy Razor and Davey London d. Elimination Agents at Volume 30

2. Elimination Agents d. Souls of Black at Volume 29

3. Davey London d. The Elimination Agents at Volume 22

4. Jimmy Razor d. Genocide Agent at Volume 31

5. Jimmy Razor d. Davey London in a cage match at Volume 32

6. Jimmy Razor and The Elimination Agents d. Davey London, Davey Celtic and Stefan Raynor at Piss Off, Cancer! Cup

7. Jimmy Razor d. Davey London at Volume 24

8. Elimination Agents d. Souls of Black at Volume 26

9 Elimination Agents d. The Video Nasties in a Dog Collar Match at Volume 25

10. The Slimination Agents d. Souls of Black at Volume 23

End of Year Awards-

Wrestler- Champange Lover

Company- SOTBPW

Team- Pablo Rodriguez and Champange Lover

Match- Pablo Rodriguez and Champange Lover d. Dr Rudo and El Leon

Show- NOTBPW Nirvana In November

Youngster- Logan Wolfsbaine

Veteran- Pablo Rodriguez

Female- DEVIL Karuba

Most Improved- WINNOW

Indy Wrestler- Mayan Idol (?!)

Manager- Emma Chase

Announcer- Ricardo Arias

Color Commentator- Hustler D

Referee- Okura Umeki

Notable Retirements

Giant Redwood

Everest

Billy Russel

Danny Rushmore

Grunt

Lobster Warrior

Tyson Baine

The Silencer (due to injury)

The Awesome Kiyaru

Deaths:

Alfredo Menendez, Natural Causes, 79

Saoinji Omura, Natural Causes, 71

Buck Graham, Natural Causes, 42

Yugoru Adachi, Natural Causes, 60

Top 3 At A Glance

#1 TCW- Nationa

World- Scout

Tag Team- The Cali Dragons (Kill Switch and Mikey James) (Still)

International- Havey Robbinfield

All Action- Snow Fox

#2- SWF- International

World- Aaron Andrews (Still)

Tag Team- Remo and Jungle Lord

North American- Jungle Lord

#3 USPW- Cult

World- Mick Muscles (Still)

Tag Team- THE FOOOOORCE and Java (Still)

National- Andre Jones

TV- Java

Women's- Gorgon

Project NEXT is 55th in the world and Small

World- Irwin Gutmann

Women's- Millie The Minx

King of Xtreme- Ash Champbell

Razor skills 2020:

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(OOC Note: If you're wondering if I fired the Elimination Agents, all I will say is: Wait to see the next show. Red, Gold, and Green.

K-Nection · February 10, 2014

Wow your puroresu stat is epic. You really need to hire some ring generals to train your character though you got half a decade in and havent broke 50 on psy or basics.

OctoberRaven · February 11, 2014

HIW Volume 33

Saturday Week 4 January 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. Jimmy Razor and Emma Evans come out, announcing that the Birmingham Tag Team Titles will be re-crowned with a tournament, featuring HIW's newest signings, who came highly recommended, a duo called the Karma Chameleons. Jimmy notes that he never heard of them before, they couldn't find tapes of them wrestling, but promises that with the minds of HIW, they can make Karma Chameleons a household name. They head out, noting that the Chameleons are in the first match of the evening...

2. And after Razor and Evans head to the back, "Karma Chameleon" by the Culture Club plays, obviously the theme music of the Karma Chameleons. Who are very big guys. About the size of the Elimination Agents, come to think about it...

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Karma Chameleons defeated The Lost Generation in 6:02 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Strife by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. Which the Chameleons did pretty well. Almost as good as the Elimination Agents used to.

4. Heath and Harmonic cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with East England Mafia.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Phil Harmonic and Martin Heath defeated East England Mafia in 9:50 when Phil Harmonic defeated Simon Ice by pinfall with a Missile Dropkick.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Video Nasties defeated Back Alley Fight Club in 9:39 when Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Roy Edison by pinfall with an Obscene Exhibition.

7. Lowlife goes to help Roy Edison up, Edison low blows Lowlife and puts him in an armbar!

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Andrew Lee and Davey London defeated Souls of Black in 15:03 when Andrew Lee defeated Grave Digger by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

9. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Lester White.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Lester White in 14:59 by submission, which Emma Evans called despite there being no tapping, with a Figure Seven after Evans stopped Lester from winning with his own "Jaws of Death" submission by hitting the referee and Lester with kendo stick shots and stealing the referee's shirt. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 26 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Lester White, Andrew Lee, Davey London

Lester White injured his elbow badly during the match, but he'll be able to make it to their next show.

White Dolphin · February 11, 2014

The Karma Chameleons are Jeffery McPeterson and Carl Edwards aren't they.

Big Roguey · February 11, 2014

OctoberRaven, you glorious bastard.

OctoberRaven · February 12, 2014

HIW Volume 34

Saturday Week 4 February 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. We open with Jimmy Razor gloating about his title defense. Lester White comes in from behind, and brawls with Jimmy, until Jimmy escapes the ring. Lester grabs the English Heavyweight Title, telling Jimmy that if he wants the belt back, he'll put it on the line tonight! Jimmy accepts, looking furious as to what just happened.

2. East England Mafia cut a backstage promo.

3. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated East England Mafia and The Lost Generation in 9:39; the order of elimination was East England Mafia first, and then The Lost Generation. During the match we also had Colin Picalo turn on Ice by throwing him into the ring steps, Simon Ice being stretchered out.

4. Roy Edison cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jonni Lowlife.

5. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Roy Edison in 9:31 by pinfall with a Low Down.

6. Heath and Harmonic cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Karma Chameleons.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic in 9:39 when Karma Chameleon #1 defeated Phil Harmonic by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam.

8. Lee and London cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Video Nasties.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee and Davey London defeated The Video Nasties in 15:24 when Davey London defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Lester White.

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:04 by submission, which referee Viola Hupp called despite there being no tapping, with a Jaws of Death after botched interference by Emma Evans. Lester White wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Lester White, Andrew Lee, Davey London

Simon Ice and Roy Edison are released.

OctoberRaven · February 13, 2014

HIW Volume 35

Saturday Week 4 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston Univerity Sports Hall

1. Jimmy Razor vows revenge on Lester White, promising a "reckoning for the underhanded tactics" he used to win the title.

2. In an extremely poor match, Notorious F.R.E.A.K. defeated Martin Heath in 9:41 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

3. Aurora had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Phil Harmonic and Grave Digger.

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Phil Harmonic defeated Grave Digger in 6:23 by pinfall with a Moonsault.

5. Colin Picalo and Jonni Lowlife announce they are teaming up, forming the Back Alley Mafia. Colin also says he found a "new cook, but he's a bit of a loony bugger." He introduces this new cook, who calls himself "The Professor". He warns HIW that Back Alley Mafia is the "New Danger" of HIW.

6. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Mafia defeated The Lost Generation in 5:56 when Colin Picalo defeated Strife by pinfall with a Keep Britain Tidy.

7. Jimmy Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Tony Wright.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright in 10:16 by pinfall with a Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead.

9. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ripper LeStat.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Ripper LeStat in 15:14 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

11. Lee and London cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Karma Chameleons.

12. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Andrew Lee and Davey London in 14:59 when Karma Chameleon #1 defeated Andrew Lee by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

Post-Show: After the cameras turn off, the Karma Chameleons took off their masks, revealing the facepainted Elimination Agents were underneath the hoods! They did a "shhh" motion with their fingers before slipping the masks back on.

Grade: D

Praise: Karma Chameleon #1, Karma Chameleon #2, Tony Wright

Lester White injured his collar bone. He'll be good to go next month though.

OctoberRaven · February 14, 2014

Andrew Lee, Grave Digger, and Jonni Lowlife all decided to work in CWW tonight. Grr.

HIW Volume 36

Saturday Week 4 April 2000

LIVE at the Aston University Sports Hall

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Colin Picalo defeated Lone Wolf in 6:11 by pinfall with a Thunder Punch after The Professor interfered.

2. The Lost Generation make an open challenge, and vow to quit HIW if they lose. One man answers the challenge, wearing a biker kutte, bearing the name "Vigilante".

3. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Vigilante defeated The Lost Generation in 6:24 when Vigilante pinned Bleak and Strife at the same time after hitting them both with a DDT.

4. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath defeated Ripper LeStat in 10:13 by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.

5. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Phil Harmonic.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Phil Harmonic in 10:14 by submission with a Figure Seven.

7. The Karma Chameleons cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Video Nasties.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated The Video Nasties in 14:45 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. Davey London cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Lester White.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Davey London in 14:33 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Lester White, Davey London, Phil Harmonic

Vigilante is of course Vinny Vigilante, who we brought in due to his good work out our "Piss off Cancer! Cup" Event. Strife and Bleak are being released because well, they kind of suck.

So does Colin Picalo, really, but Geordie Jimmy Morris is really good friends with him.

White Dolphin · February 14, 2014

YES! The Professor is reppin HIW! B-B-B-B-BOOYAH!

OctoberRaven · February 14, 2014

HIW Volume 37

Saturday Week 4 May 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Lone Wolf in 5:38 by pinfall with a Manhattan Project.

2. Vigilante cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Notorious F.R.E.A.K..

3. In an extremely poor match, Vigilante defeated Notorious F.R.E.A.K. in 5:42 by submission by choking out FREAK with a chain. FREAK seemed to enjoy it, but eventually passed out.

4. The Professor had an interview hyping his team of Back Alley Mafia taking on Souls of Black in a tag match.

5. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Mafia defeated Souls of Black in 9:50 when Colin Picalo defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a chair shot.

6. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Tony Wright and Davey London.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Tony Wright in 10:05 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

8. The Karma Chameleons cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Heath and Harmonic, cutting a promo exactly like the Elimination Agents used to.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic in 14:51 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Phil Harmonic by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Andrew Lee.

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Andrew Lee in 15:25 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 3 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Lester White, Andrew Lee, Emma Evans

OctoberRaven · February 15, 2014

We suffered a huge blow. Notorious FREAK decided to move back to France to compete for the European promotions, and his dates clashed with ours way too much for us to do much with him, so we had to release him.

Phil Harmonic was also working with BPW tonight.

HIW Volume 38

Saturday Week 4 June 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Colin Picalo defeated Lone Wolf in 6:09 by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.

2. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor and Martin Heath defeated Souls of Black in 9:40 when Jimmy Razor defeated Ripper LeStat by pinfall with a Requiem Orchestra.

3. Candy Cox and Tony Wright cut a promo on Vigilante, claiming that Notorious FREAK was injured so badly by Vigilante that he has been medically banned from competing in HIW indefinitely. Tony is going to get revenge for his fallen friend, and then celebrate with some Hard Candy!

4. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Vigilante in 10:05 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.

5. Andrew Lee cuts a promo on the Karma Chameleons, saying that tonight he's going to finally take some gold... with the help of returning HIW star, ULTRA FLY!

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, The Karma Chameleons defeated Andrew Lee and Ultra Fly in 14:45 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Ultra Fly by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 3 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

7. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Lester White.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Jonni Lowlife and Davey London in 14:50; the order of elimination was Jonni Lowlife first, and then Davey London. Lester White makes defence number 4 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D

Praise: Lester White, Jonni Lowlife, Davey London

OctoberRaven · February 15, 2014

HIW Volume 39

Saturday Week 4 July 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Colin Picalo and Andrew Lee.

2. In an extremely poor match, Colin Picalo defeated Andrew Lee in 6:18 by pinfall with a Thunder Punch after The Professor hit Andrew Lee with his loaded fedora.

3. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated Ultra Fly and Lone Wolf in 6:13 when Grave Digger defeated Lone Wolf by pinfall with a 11th Hour.

4. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Vigilante.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Vigilante in 10:23 by pinfall with a Double Rainbow.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Davey London in 15:02 by pinfall with a Low Down.

7. Heath and Harmonic cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Karma Chameleons.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Phil Harmonic and Martin Heath in 14:37 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 4 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Tony Wright.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Tony Wright in 14:38 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 5 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D-

Praise: Lester White, Tony Wright, Vigilante

OctoberRaven · February 15, 2014

HIW Volume 40

Saturday Week 4 August 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Tony Wright and Lone Wolf.

2. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright defeated Lone Wolf in 6:22 by pinfall with a Widow Maker.

3. In an extremely poor match, Andrew Lee and Vigilante defeated Souls of Black in 5:55 when Andrew Lee defeated Grave Digger by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

4. Suddenly a voice cries the names of Emma Evans and Jimmy Razor, as Kathleen Lee has hijacked the production booth. She threatens that destruction will come to HIW, and it's name is Marek. "MAREK IS COMING!" She shouts as security arrest her.

5. In an extremely poor match, Phil Harmonic defeated Ultra Fly in 9:34 by pinfall with a Flying Body Press.

6. Davey London cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Martin Heath.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Martin Heath in 10:25 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

8. The Professor had an interview hyping his team of Back Alley Mafia taking on The Karma Chameleons in a tag match.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Back Alley Mafia in 15:13 when Karma Chameleon #1 defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 5 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Razor and Emma Evans have an interview in which they taunt Lester White.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Lester White defeated Jimmy Razor in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 14:35 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 6 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D+

Praise: Lester White, Karma Chameleon #1, Karma Chameleon #2

HIW is now Regional!

OctoberRaven · February 16, 2014

This year I opened the field to 24 competitors, to do so I had to make new hires. Some of which will probably be permanent additions...

HIW United Kingdom Cup 2020

Saturday Week 2 September 2020

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1490

1. Before the first match can begin, Kathleen Lee again hijacks the PA, telling Jimmy Razor to fear, for MAREK IS COMING! She repeats the phrase before she's arrested again.

2. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Ultra Fly and Ripper LeStat in 10:25; the order of elimination was Ultra Fly first, and then Ripper LeStat.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jonni Lowlife defeated Vigilante and Tony Wright in 9:52; the order of elimination was Vigilante first, and then Tony Wright.

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Phil Harmonic defeated Welsh Dragon and Jeffery McPeterson in 9:43; the order of elimination was Welsh Dragon first, and then Jeffery McPeterson.

5. In an extremely poor match, Eric Future defeated Lone Wolf and Gulliver in 6:04; the order of elimination was Gulliver first, and then Lone Wolf.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Igor Ivanoff defeated Davey London and Grave Digger in 14:57; the order of elimination was Grave Digger first, and then Davey London.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Karma Chameleon #2 and Pinfall Peters in 15:24; the order of elimination was Pinfall Peters first, and then Karma Chameleon #2.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler defeated Karma Chameleon #1 and Andrew Lee in 10:21; the order of elimination was Andrew Lee first, and then Karma Chameleon #1.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Ivan Ivanoff defeated Colin Picalo and Martin Heath in 9:50; the order of elimination was Colin Picalo first, and then Martin Heath.

10. Candy Cox comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

11. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Lester White defeated The Sheffield Grappler in 10:23 by submission with a Jaws of Death.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Igor Ivanoff in 15:05 by pinfall with a Low Down.

13. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Eric Future in 9:41 by submission with a Sonnenblume.

14. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Ivan Ivanoff defeated Phil Harmonic in 10:30 by pinfall with a Red Curtain.

15. Aurora comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

16. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Lester White defeated Ivan Ivanoff in 14:42 by submission with a Jaws of Death.

17. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:06 by pinfall with a Low Down.

18. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

19. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Lester White in 15:30 by pinfall with a Low Down after The Professor threw blue dust into Lester's face. Jonni Lowlife wins the HIW United Kingdom Cup title.

Grade: D+

Praise: Lester White, Igor Ivanoff, Ivan Ivanoff

Both Ivan and Lester injured their arms during the show. Luckily neither injury is serious, and they'll be up for the next show.

OctoberRaven · February 16, 2014

HIW Volume 41

Saturday Week 4 September 2020

Live at the SOLD OUT Aston University Sports Hall

1. Kathleen Lee is in the front row, holding up a sign: "I WARNED YOU! MAREK IS HERE!"

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, The Sheffield Grappler defeated Lone Wolf in 6:22 by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

3. In an extremely poor match, Vigilante defeated Martin Heath in 5:34 by pinfall with a DDT.

4. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Souls of Black in 9:45 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Soviet Missile.

6. Ultra Fly cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Colin Picalo.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Colin Picalo defeated Ultra Fly in 6:30 by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor defeated Tony Wright and Phil Harmonic in 10:01; the order of elimination was Tony Wright first, and then Phil Harmonic.

9. Jimmy Razor is celebrating, when a knockoff of the Jaws theme song is heard on the PA, and a massive 6'10'' 400 pound behemoth wearing rags and an amulet makes his way to the ring. Razor tries to dive at him off the ropes but the monster catches him with EASE, delivering a backbreaker before lifting Jimmy by the throat... CHOKESLAM ON THE CONCRETE! Razor is twitching as Kathleen Lee joins the monster, apparently the one that she dubbed "Marek". Marek kneels to her before they make their exit, security too afraid of the giant to try to arrest Kathleen once more.

10. The Karma Chameleons cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Andrew Lee and Davey London.

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Karma Chameleons defeated Andrew Lee and Davey London in 15:27 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Davey London by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam. The Karma Chameleons make defence number 6 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

12. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Lester White.

13. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Lester White defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:23 by submission with a Jaws of Death. Lester White makes defence number 7 of his HIW English Heavyweight title. This match got a standing ovation from the crowd, and the wrestlers came out to applaud as well.

Grade: C-

Praise: Lester White, Jonni Lowlife, Geordie Jimmy Morris (for being the road agent)

Next month will also feature a tournament, the Britannia Doubles Cup, where teams will be drawn at random, headlined by The Ivanoff Brothers vs The Karma Chameleons for the Birmingham Tag Team Titles.

Marek is a regen.

OctoberRaven · February 16, 2014

HIW Brittania Doubles Cup

Saturday Week 2 October 2020

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1801

1. In an extremely poor match, Martin Heath and Ripper LeStat defeated Lone Wolf and Phil Harmonic in 10:26 when Martin Heath defeated Lone Wolf by pinfall with a Flying Fist Drop.

2. In an extremely short match, Jonni Lowlife and Ultra Fly defeated Marek and Jimmy Razor in 1:15 when Marek immediately turned on Jimmy Razor, planting him with a chokeslam. Jonni Lowlife seemed confused at first, then climbed the top rope, hitting the Low Down, and getting the three count.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante defeated Lester White and Andrew Lee in 9:40 when Vigilante defeated Andrew Lee by pinfall with a DDT.

4. In an extremely poor match, Davey London and Grave Digger defeated Tony Wright and Colin Picalo in 10:22 when Davey London defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

5. Aurora comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jonni Lowlife and Ultra Fly defeated Martin Heath and Ripper LeStat in 9:51 when Ultra Fly defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Fly Splash.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante defeated Grave Digger and Davey London in 10:30 when The Sheffield Grappler defeated Grave Digger by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

8. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife and Ultra Fly defeated The Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante in 15:27 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Vigilante by pinfall with a Low Down. Jonni Lowlife and Ultra Fly win the HIW Brittania Doubles Cup titles.

10. Kathleen Lee comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

11. The Ivanoff Brothers make an elaborate entrance.

12. The Karma Chameleons make an elaborate entrance.

13. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated The Karma Chameleons in a 30 Minute No DQ Iron Man match in 30:00 by three falls to two, the final final happening after the ref was bumped, and Emma Evans runs to the ring in a ref's shirt, Ivan with a small package on one of the Chameleons, lightning fast three count! The Ivanoff Brothers win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

Grade: C-

Praise: Ivan Ivanoff, Igor Ivanoff, Jonni Lowlife

OctoberRaven · February 17, 2014

HIW Volume 42

Saturday Week 4 October 2020

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1609

1. Jimmy Razor cuts a promo on Marek, saying he's not afraid of "his ex-girlfriend's bitch", telling the giant to meet him on the roof, because tonight, they're having a ROOFTOP DEATHMATCH!

2. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Grave Digger defeated Lone Wolf in 5:57 by pinfall with a R. I. P..

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Ripper LeStat defeated Phil Harmonic in 5:43 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

4. The Karma Chameleons cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Vigilante and The Grappler.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante defeated The Karma Chameleons in 9:31 when The Sheffield Grappler defeated Karma Chameleon #2 by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

6. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Tony Wright and Andrew Lee.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Tony Wright in 10:17 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Martin Heath in 9:46 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

9. The Professor had an interview hyping his team of Picalo and Ultra Fly taking on The Ivanoff Brothers in a tag match, telling the crowd that Jonni Lowlife used his tournament win to challenge Lester White one last time.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Colin Picalo and Ultra Fly in 10:21 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Soviet Missile. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

11. Kathleen Lee had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Marek and Jimmy Razor.

12. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Marek defeated Jimmy Razor in a Rooftop Deathmatch match in 14:46 when Jimmy Razor was chokeslammed off the roof!

13. Jonni Lowlife cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Lester White.

14. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Lester White in 19:32 by pinfall with a Low Down after Colin Picalo ran in and Thunder Punched Lester White. Jonni Lowlife wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D+

Praise: Jonni Lowlife, Lester White, Kathleen Lee

OctoberRaven · February 18, 2014

HIW Volume 43

Saturday Week 4 November 4 2020

Live At The Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1587

1. Emma Evans is wearing a black armband tonight. She tries to give us an update on Jimmy Razor's condition, but pauses and quietly excuses herself as she goes to the back.

2. "Awakening the Chaos" plays, FOG MACHINE goes off... MURDER DRAGON HAS ARRIVED IN HIW! HOW MYSTERIOUS!

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon defeated Lone Wolf in 6:15 by pinfall with a Switchblade Kiss.

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Phil Harmonic defeated Ripper LeStat in 9:40 by pinfall with a Flying Knee Drop.

5. A video package is shown now, showing everyone the events that lead to Ultra Fly joining forces with Jonni Lowlife, Colin Picalo, and The Professor to turn the Back Alley Mafia into a stable.

6. In an extremely poor match, The Karma Chameleons defeated Back Alley Mafia II (Picalo and Ultra Fly) in 10:06 when Karma Chameleon #1 defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam.

7. In an extremely poor match, Marek defeated Grave Digger in 5:59 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

8. Candy Cox had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Tony Wright and Davey London.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Tony Wright in 10:06 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Martin Heath in 10:13 by submission with a Jaws of Death.

11. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante.

12. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in 15:03 when Igor Ivanoff defeated The Sheffield Grappler by pinfall with a Soviet Missile. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

13. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Andrew Lee.

14. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Andrew Lee in 15:12 by pinfall with a Low Down. Jonni Lowlife makes defence number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D+

Praise: Jonni Lowlife, Andrew Lee, Sheffield Grappler

White Dolphin · February 18, 2014

Card quality is getting better WITHOUT the Razor? TRIPPY.

Keep on going with the Professor, hes one of the games more under-appreciated gag characters.

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