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The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Main Character, The Guy Named Sam!

 

There was a knock on the door.

WHO IS IT!

 

MEAN JEAN! WE NEED TO TALK!

MEAN JEAN CATTLEY

 

WHY ARE YOU YELLING!

 

SORRY! I mean sorry.

 

Good old Mean Jean Cattley. The head booker of Mid Atlantic Wrestling, also known as the promotion I own. Poor Mean Jean, he has seemed in recent times as he got older to become more scruffier. But, I wonder why he wants to talk to me.

 

HEY ***HOLE, UNLOCK THE DOOR AND STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!

 

Sorry. What did you want to talk about again?

 

I love MAW and everything about it. There is one thing though. I am sick of booking. I do not want to book anymore.

 

****. I had a feeling this was gonna come up soon. I had been avoiding this talk like the plague. Well, now I am gonna need to come up with something quick to sway him back on board as booker. What do I say!

 

It's ok. I can do it!

 

WHY DID I JUST SAY THAT. NO. THAT WAS THE LAST THING I WANTED TO SAY.

 

OK! Ihavetogoreallybadplanecrashbabycryingwifepregnantokbye.

 

And with that, I just screwed myself over. Simple, I could just hire someone as a booker. But, Mean Jean really is the only one who gets this promotion as much as I do. And I just allowed him to leave. Well, I guess I can do it. It isn't that difficult, right?

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<p><a href="http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h247/Ramaeno/TCWSuperstarSamKeith.jpg" rel="external nofollow">The Man The Myth The blah blah blah SAM KEITH!</a></p><p> </p><p>

<a href="http://s218.photobucket.com/user/Slim_Jim_GDS/media/GregGauge.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">Greg!</a></p><p> </p><p>

<a href="http://s218.photobucket.com/user/Slim_Jim_GDS/media/MatthewKeith.jpg.html" rel="external nofollow">Matt!</a></p><p> </p><p>

A Keith Family Meeting</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Hey Matt, I have a question.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">Yes father.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">How do I say this..... I do not want you working for something dangerous like PSW. I love them as much as the next guy, but your my son. I understand the irony of this statement, as I risked my life every day, but I just don't want you to turn into a veggie. I don't give a care about what you tell me, I forbid you to be there.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">Ok. I will do anything under your control father. I will go to MAW father.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Ummmm.... OK! You know why I brought you guys here right?</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">To write me out of the will for the fourth time?</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Shut up Greg. The reason why is to announce is that I will be booking MAW!</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">I thought Mean Jean was booking?</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">GREG I SWEAR TO GOD SHUT UP</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">I thought Mean Jean was booking?</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">He wanted to speand more time in the ring. Plus, so far booking is easy.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">You haven't even booked one match yet dad.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">And you wonder why you were written out of my will each time. It is easy. But both of you, I want you to join MAW. Will this be a problem to either of you?</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">No.</span> </p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">OF COURSE NOT DAD </span><img alt=":rolleyes:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">GOOD! OK GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE GREG. I WILL EXPECT YOU AT THE INVATATIONAL.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Have you ever heard of sa.....</span>door slams on Greg.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Greg is kind of a dick isn't he son.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">Of course father.</span></p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Sons of Kohral" data-cite="Sons of Kohral" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37249" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Did you decide on doing the 40% wrestling split?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I decided against it. I didnt fool around with the product.</p>
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<p><span style="color:#FF0000;">I was told there would be more than one of you.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#4169E1;">Well, times have been tough. Go on please Sam.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">I am here to announce I have been shaking up the roster. These people have been signed for three years. Cal Sanders, Davis Wayne Newton, Ernest Youngman, Greg Gauge,</span>*eugh* <span style="color:#FF0000;">KC Glenn, Mainstream Hernandez, Matthew Keith, Taylor Kidd, and Tex Tagan. Keith Vegas was released. I am trying to start up new tag teams, which will be revealed at their proper time and place. I am ready to start a profiting revolution here at MAW.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#4169E1;">Huh... what. What did you say, I dozed off.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">**** you too.</span></p><p> </p><p>

The NEW AND IMPROVED MAW ROSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">FACES</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">HEELS</span></p><p> </p><p>

MAIN EVENT!</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Mean Jean Cattley</span></p><p>

The backbone of MAW. The former booker of MAW before he decided not to and Sam Keith accidentally said yes. He aqctually tags with Al Coleman as Bad Attitude.</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Cameron Vessey</span></p><p>

I can see a massive chance of him winning in the invitational. Him and Valentine make up C-V-2. </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Matthew Keith</span></p><p>

The toughest competitor in MAW. He is way better than any Lower Midcarder disrespectful excuse of a competitor. MAW is about performance, not sucking. That is why MK is here. He sadly tags with his terrible brother Greg as Risk and Reward.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Findlay O'Farraday</span></p><p>

In reality, a great competitor with good momentum and ok charisma. Only problem is I am waiting for him to be signed elsewhere. So if he has to leave, he doesn't take the title with him.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Mainstream Hernandez</span></p><p>

Somewhere Dusty Ducont is crying. Mainstream takes his talents and is able to use them. He tags with KC Glenn as The Black Hands.</p><p> </p><p>

UPPER MIDCARDERS!</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Hollywood Bret Starr</span></p><p>

Amazing talent. Amazing charisma. Amazing jerk. He plays the character of a jerk to a tee. The reason is because.... well.... he is one.</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Casey Valentine</span></p><p>

Take the famous Peter Valentine. Now get rid of all of the crappines that comes with him, and you get Casey. Casey is with Cameron Vessey in C-V-2.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Max Mayhem</span></p><p>

How much does this guy weigh? First of all, Art Donovan, I thought you died recently. Secondly, this speedster is amazing in the air.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">ACE MOTHER ^^^^^^^ YOUNGBLOOD</span></p><p>

If you havent noticed, I like this guy. he is an all arounder and Ace is the man. He tags with Max Mayhem to make The Aces of Mayhem.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Citizen X</span></p><p>

Citizen X. He always seems like the guy I always forget to book. He might drop and get released, as I ALWAYS forget about him.</p><p> </p><p>

THE MIDCARD!</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Tex Tagan</span></p><p>

Some random dude I signed due to the word Tex being there. He actually is a great brawler so.....</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Robbie Wright</span></p><p>

A nice Heel player who has a chance to make it here. I like him. </p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Syd Collier</span></p><p>

A nice wrestler who I think has a bright future here. I think this guy is another project that will work.</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">George Wolfe</span></p><p>

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A MANAGER. 20 MICROPHONE. OH GOD. KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THAT MICROPHONE. AH GOD MY EARS.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Copperhead</span></p><p>

This man has momentum, skills, and dashing good looks. Who couldnt say no to his pretty face. Tags with Tex Tagan for The World Most Wanted.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Cameron Jones</span></p><p>

Another Heel. I understand this problem. Cameron is an ok wrestler in his ownright... not bad at charisma either.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Miller Fforde</span></p><p>

A mat specialist. He can wrestler. He can fly too. Expect a midcarder specialist though. His charisma is good, but he is a project that needs a small bit of tweaking before moving up.</p><p> </p><p>

LOWER MIDCARD</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Greg Gauge</span></p><p>

NEXT</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">The Architect</span></p><p>

I like the Architect. He seems like the type of guy where if you ever somehow flashed him your credit card you wouldn't have money.</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Davis Wayne Newton</span></p><p>

Think Mainstream Hernandez except 25 but needs more work. A pet project of mine.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">KC Glenn</span></p><p>

You know he is good if he makes the top 200 in the P500. I like him as he is a good wrestler and a good face.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Cal Sanders</span></p><p>

32 Year old that never got a shot. I hope to make him the next Mean Jean. This will take work.</p><p> </p><p>

OPENERS!</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Ernest Youngman</span></p><p>

He is a 19 year old kid. He is a great wrestler. I could not have just not have picked him up, even if he was born in the noughties and was on santa's naughty list. Well, the last two things were wrong.</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Taylor Kidd</span></p><p>

Another pet project. I think he will do just fine.</p><p> </p><p>

MANAGERS!</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Ernest Forthdyke-Hume</span></p><p>

George Wolfe's manager, and for that, we thank you.</p><p>

<span style="color:#006400;">Lisa Bowen</span></p><p>

Robbie Wright's Manager. I dont think she should be with him. Robbie has amazing charisma so.......</p><p> </p><p>

END ROSTER.</p><p> </p><p>

THE RIP CHORD INVITATIONAL MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p><p> </p><p>

This is in Tournament style</p><p>

<a href="http://imgur.com/oH20IgN" rel="external nofollow">BRACKET!</a></p><p> </p><p>

If you get it 100% correct then you get to cut/sign 4 wrestlers. The closest to 100% gets to cut/sign 1 wrestler.</p><p> </p><p>

Also, in A Preshow match!</p><p> </p><p>

A 5V5 ELIMINATION MATCH</p><p>

Max Mayhem, Miller Fforde, Taylor Kidd, Cameron Jones, Casey Valentine VS Davis Wayne Newton, Ernest Youngman, Greg *eugh* Gauge, Mean Jean Cattley, and Robbie Wright</p><p> </p><p>

OOC: Thank you guys for the support.</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Teh_Showtime" data-cite="Teh_Showtime" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37249" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Not sure if Greg Gauge or Edd Stone <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Plot twist, Greg Gauge is Edd Stone.</p>
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<p>Ahh, finally time for my first ran show! I have a little time, might as well play some TE<span style="color:#00FFFF;">SAM! I NEED Y'ALL PEOPLE TO HELP!</span></p><p>

<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/Goliath764/DSW/ErnestForthdyke-Hume.jpg" rel="external nofollow">Ernest Forthdyke Hume</a></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">ERNEST, STOP YELLING! What do you need?</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#00FFFF;">TO KICK BRET STARR'S ***! HE RUINED MY RENTAL CAR!</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">STOP YELLING! Wait what. HE RUINED YOUR RENTAL CAR! MATTHEW!</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">Yes father.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">SEND BRETT STARR IN HERE ON THE DOUBLE.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;">Yes father.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FF00FF;">HEY! MATT WHAT THE HELL GET ME OUT OF THIS HEADLOCK! SAM HELP ME!</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">What did you do to his rental car. Don;t lie, I can see it from here. This is a perk of having a random pair of binoculars on my desk.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF00FF;">I decided to give Ernest's car a new paint job:D</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#00FFFF;">THAT WAS A RENTAL! I NOW NEED TO PAY FOR THIS.</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Bret, your fined 25% of your salary for this. You must take it and pay ernest it. ALL THREE OF YOU GET OUT!</span></p>

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