Boltinho Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Hi all The give-me-rules thread has become quite popular recently but when I look through it it always seems like most of them are “push wrestler X” in some variant or other. So as a handy little tool I made a list of the sort of rules I think are interesting and numbered them. So all you have to do is decide how many you want, roll them randomly and stick to them. Obviously this doesn’t replace individual, tailored aims (or user goals) but I thought it might be useful. There are 3 sections: General rules Product settings Challenges (mostly taken from my Cverse Xl challenges) Obviously if you want a specific type of challenge just pick the section. Enjoy! Rules 1-32 1 The bigger they come… 2 The best things come in small packages 3 Syd and Eddie. Little and Large 4 Beige is best 5 Let’s take this outside 6 Tell us a story guvnor 7 Half price razorblades 8 Fake? Who are you calling fake? 9 Don’t stop movin’ 10 Watch this everyone! 11 We’re not like anyone else 12 Play nice boys 13 Just the facts ma’am 14 Medical care isn’t cheap you know 15 Those guys are animals 16 Men who are men 17 Oh grow up would you? 18 We’re pretty happy with our guys 19 We don’t want to get tied down 20 Who is that masked man? 21 These guys are hungry for success 22 We need steady hands 23 Book him strong 24 This guy needs to suffer 25 I’m putting a team together 26 I’m putting a team together 2 27 This guy needs some help 28 This thing has run it’s course 29 The dynamic duo… are done 30 This guy is tougher than he looks 31 I’ll take on any one of ya! 32 Ouchy! My nail! Product settings 33-56 33 Like they did it in the old days 34 Give ‘em what they want 35 Turn that frown upside down 36 You’ve probably never heard of these guys – they’re pretty underground 37 You can’t do that on TV. Can you? 38 This business isn’t what it used to be 39 Make them believe you 40 You can hear the bones break 41 Free ponchos in the front row 42 Two out of three falls 43 One of these guys isn’t going to make next month’s show 44 What about the guys in the grey hats? 45 Embrace the new world 46 Dance to the underground 47 This is not a laughing matter 48 Let’s keep this on the straight and narrow 49 Ever been to a show in Salt Lake City? 50 Just stay still will you? 51 Michael Bay would love this show 52 Stop that or you’ll hurt him! 53 I’m going to faint… 54 We’re not in Chihuaha now Dorothy 55 Once every four years for that stuff is plenty 56 That gives me vertigo just watching it Challenges 57-69 57 Keep it real baby. 58 Fund the revolution! 59 Go BIG. 60 Use ‘em up! 61 This is what real flying is about! 62 What a darn-tootin’ mess! 63 Take over London! 64 Tour the world! 65 Zero to hero. 66 Scot to the top! 67 To the moon! 68 Create a monster! 69 Soap opera with fighting! General Rules The bigger they come… You may only hire or extend workers of heavyweight or larger size. The best things come in small packages You may only hire or extend workers of medium or smaller size. Syd and Eddie. Little and Large You may only hire or extend workers of large heavyweight or larger OR lightweight or smaller size. You must maintain a close to equal ratio of both size extremes. Beige is best You may only hire Regular in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Let’s take this outside You may only hire Brawler in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Tell us a story guvnor You may only hire Entertainer in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Half price razorblades You may only hire Psychopath in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Fake? Who are you calling fake? You may only hire MMA in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Don’t stop movin’ You may only hire Cruiserweight in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. Watch this everyone! You may only hire Spot Monkey in-ring workers. You may extend anyone you want. We’re not like anyone else You may not hire any regular style in-ring workers. Play nice boys You may not hire any brawler style in-ring workers. Just the facts ma’am You may not hire any entertainer style in-ring workers. Medical care isn’t cheap you know You may not hire any psychopath style in-ring workers. Those guys are animals You may not hire any MMA style in-ring workers. Men who are men You may not hire any cruiserweight style in-ring workers. Oh grow up would you? You may not hire any spot monkey style in-ring workers. We’re pretty happy with our guys You may only hire one in-ring worker and one out-of-ring worker per month. We don’t want to get tied down You may only offer contracts of a maximum of 3 months. To new workers or contracted ones. Who is that masked man? You may only hire a worker with a mask. You must have an alt pic available of the specific worker with one on that has been published on the GDS forums (ie you can’t use the games spare pics). These guys are hungry for success You can only hire or extend workers under the age of 27 We need steady hands You can only hire or extend workers over the age of 35 Book him strong Select a worker who auto-pushes to mid-card or lower. He must win a match on your next 10 shows (not including pre/post-show). This guy needs to suffer Select a worker who auto-pushes to main event. He must lose a match on your next 10 shows (not including pre/post-show). I’m putting a team together Select a worker who auto-pushes to main event and one from lower-midcard or lower. They must immediately form a tag-team together. They can no longer feature in matches where they do not tag together. You must extend their contracts to keep them together. I’m putting a team together 2 Select a worker from your upper midcard or higher, one with high menace, a tag team and a manager. They must immediately form a stable who must be featured in at least 2 segments per show. Starting from one month they must control at least one title belt at all times. This guy needs some help Select a worker and a manager randomly from your roster. They must immediately be teamed together (irrespective of alignment, gimmick or chemistry) and feature in at least 2 segments together per show. This thing has run it’s course Randomly select a stable – they must immediately be disbanded and none of the members can team together again (even in multi-man matches e.g. 5 vs 5). The dynamic duo… are done Your tag-team with the highest experience must immediately split and feud together for the next year at least. For that time they must feature in two segments per show This guy is tougher than he looks For as many weeks as you have main eventers on your active roster you must feature a mystery attack on one of them. At the end of this period the attacker must be revealed as the in-ring worker on your roster with the lowest menace. He must then be booked strongly ina feud with one of those attacked. I’ll take on any one of ya! Pick a worker from upper midcard or higher. He must fight a guest worker (on a one-fight contract) for the next 10 shows. He can only win 50% of these matches at most. Ouchy! My nail! Randomly select one of your main eventers. He is struck down by a kayfabe injury and cannot appear in-ring for one year. He may be used in angles but not any that involve physical exertion. Product settings Like they did it in the old days Up the traditional setting in your product to maximum. Give ‘em what they want Mainstream setting in your product to maximum. Turn that frown upside down Up the Comedy setting in your product to maximum. You’ve probably never heard of these guys – they’re pretty underground Up the Cult setting in your product to maximum. You can’t do that on TV. Can you? Up the Risqué setting in your product to maximum. This business isn’t what it used to be Up the Modern setting in your product to maximum. Make them believe you Up the Realism setting in your product to maximum. You can hear the bones break Up the Hyper realism setting in your product to maximum. Free ponchos in the front row Up the Hardcore setting in your product to maximum. Two out of three falls Up the Lucha libre setting in your product to maximum. Belt? We’ve got a medal Up the Pure setting in your product to maximum. One of these guys isn’t going to make next month’s show Up the Daredevil setting in your product to maximum. What about the guys in the grey hats? Flip your face/heel divide product setting. If it’s on remove it. If it’s off add it. Embrace the new world Reduce the Traditional in your product to its’ minimum setting. Dance to the underground Reduce the Mainstream in your product to its’ minimum setting. This is not a laughing matter Reduce the Comedy in your product to its’ minimum setting. Let’s keep this on the straight and narrow Reduce the Cult in your product to its’ minimum setting. Ever been to a show in Salt Lake City? Reduce the Risqué in your product to its’ minimum setting. Just stay still will you? Reduce the Modern in your product to its’ minimum setting. Michael Bay would love this show Reduce the Realism in your product to its’ minimum setting. Stop that or you’ll hurt him! Reduce the Hyper realism in your product to its’ minimum setting. I’m going to faint… Reduce the Hardcore in your product to its’ minimum setting. We’re not in Chihuaha now Dorothy Reduce the Lucha libre in your product to its’ minimum setting Once every four years for that stuff is plenty Reduce the Pure in your product to its’ minimum setting That gives me vertigo just watching it Reduce the Daredevil in your product to its’ minimum setting Challenges: Super-spender! Add $50m dollars to your budget. Grow the company to the next size as fast as possible regardless of how much it costs. Keep it real baby. Use only legitimate hard-men (good toughness or better) and total unknowns (no local pop) to prove to the crowd this is REAL. Fund the revolution! Make as much money as you can in 2 years. Go BIG. Grow as fast as you can in the Midwest to match the waistlines. How high can you get your popularity in two years? Use ‘em up! Old stars are there to be used. How many workers can you injure in-ring in two years? This is what real flying is about! Declare war on CZCW (edit the database if necessary) and close them down as fast as you can. What a darn-tootin’ mess! You must have at least 10 current storylines of at least C heat. How long can you maintain this? Take over London! Become the largest promotion in the British Isles South region. Either overtake 21CW in popularity in the region or force them to close. Tour the world! Run a full tour in every single region in the world without going bankrupt. Zero to hero. Get a worker who debuted for your company (under your control) hired by a company of at least National size (anywhere in the world). Scot to the top! Reach Cult size with a Scottish Main Event champion. To the moon! Pick a worker on your roster and get him into the Hall of Immortals. You can NOT select your UC but you can set his contract to an exclusive 25 year one. Create a monster! Get one of your workers into the top 100 of the Power #500. If you’re a national or bigger company get one into the top 5. 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