SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

3rdStringPG · April 30, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, MARCH WEEK 2 2014</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - MARCH 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose Nicky Champion's love interest, except Dawn the Cheerleader (KP's girlfriend on old diary), Jessie (Mrs. Angry Gilmore) and Britney Hollywood (Donnie J's fiancee)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> JShmoopy - 22/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 3/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> overthetop2 - 7/10, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">70%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 3/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 18/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">69%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 2/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 18/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">69%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 2/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 18/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">69%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 2/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 18/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">69%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+2/6, 3/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> White Dolphin - 18/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">69%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 1/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 17/26, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">65%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 1/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Bigjondalegend - 5/10, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#A52A2A;">50%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 2/4)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Hitman74 - 4/10, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#A52A2A;">40%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 2/4)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> After two weeks and four shows, <strong>JShmoopy</strong> now has a commanding lead, though we've got so many predictors tied for third with matching scores of 69 percent so far! This is still anyone's prediction game, and if JShmoopy does win by such a wide margin, I <strong>MIGHT</strong> consider giving a consolation prize to the second placer.</p><p> </p><p> Man, that was a low-scoring round. Looks like the draws threw everyone off - I'd decided on one of the six-man tags to have a schmozz ending, and while I wouldn't have minded if Christian Faith's interference caused a DQ in the Gilmore/James/Frehley vs MCO match, choosing such an outcome reduced Rich Money's popularity a bit. As for Bumfs vs Blondes, props to JShmoopy for guessing that one right. The Pain Alliance doesn't like either team, so it was just natural for me to have them run in and create some havoc by attacking both sides.</p><p> </p><p> Found myself disappointed by the Davids vs Sexy grade on Uprising, which is why I switched things around and made it into the semi-main. I usually test match grades by running them as a pre-show match, and Davids vs Sexy gave me a 78 when I tried including it in the Supreme TV pre-show. Unfortunately, it looks like one of those men doesn't like fighting so late in the card...or I may have also "chilled" the crowd too much with the earlier matches.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: <em>You'll probably regret booking Marcy Marc this strong -- he's kind of a jack*** who enjoys showing up drunk.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Even with the nerfed stats, bad backstage attitude and penchant for getting high, I'd still consider giving DuBois a last-chance push. So far, he's rewarded me with some good, but not great matches, and one drug violation. On the last diary, his attitude improved to neutral, though he remained a threat to get caught with weed in his system and eventually ended up cut and on TCW's roster.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="overthetop2" data-cite="overthetop2" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>Comment: Swoop has wrestled against drop bears. Screw the popularity gulf, if J-Sense wins I'll be salty.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes, I happen to like Swoop myself. And I'll admit J-Sense is my least favorite of the three Partay Dudez right now. Still thinking of a good way to fast-track his overness (since he hardly ever wins), and I might end up having him behind the announce table on the B-show, just like on E-V's Underground. But probably not yet, and not as a long-term announcer.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><em>Comment: Unless I'm mistaken, they face The Pain Alliance at Awesome Impact, right?</em></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yup. And The Platinum Blondes too. Gonna be a three-way match for the tag titles at Awesome Impact! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

3rdStringPG · April 30, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - And now it's time to get those predictions in for Awesome Impact! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I am considering changing the poster, but may probably get to that in a couple days. Damn font seems to have turned out to be too "hipster" for comfort...and also difficult to read.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFAWESOMEIMPACT_zps4181d5a7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">Last year's Awesome Impact Chamber Match featured Steve Frehley retaining his World Heavyweight title and putting Remo away to become the last man standing inside the chamber. This year's </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF AWESOME IMPACT</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> will still feature Remo, but the man who walked away in March 2013 as World Heavyweight champion when it was all said and done will be jerking the curtain as he bides his time and hopes for the right time to cash his SWF Title match contract. Still, Remo faces some certified tough opposition, and a few potential dark horses, each of whom could end the Alpha Dog's reign after one month and emerge the new World champ at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas.</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Lobster Warrior and Robert Darkness, once partners and friends, will kick things off in the pre-show, as Lobby hopes to defend his United States title successfully against the man once known as Robbie Retro before he "embraced the darkness" as part of Vengeance's stable...</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Speaking of good friends turned bitter enemies, </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHRISTIAN FAITH</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> has singled out </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>STEVE FREHLEY</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> as an example of how morality - and the SWF Galaxy - has changed since the last time he was World Heavyweight champion. He has also sought to prove himself as the Iron Man of the SWF by fighting twice in one evening, with the first match being against the young man from Compton, California whom he plucked from the streets and turned into an SWF Superstar. Will Faith's brutal beatdown on Frehley on the last Supreme TV slow the Dark Destroyer down, or will Frehley, who is also Mr. Nothing to Lose, Silver Edition, emerge victorious in a case of a student eclipsing his master?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>THE PLATINUM BLONDES</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> have recently added fuel to the fire, getting in the way of the already-hot feud involving World Tag Team champions </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>THE PAIN ALLIANCE</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> and </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>THE AMAZING BUMFHOLES</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">. With a win at Awesome Impact, The Amazing Bumfholes will be headed to the history books as the first-ever five-time tag champs in the SWF, but they'll be facing a sharp Pain Alliance team that may have their UnStable buddies The Sex Maniacs helping them out, and a more aggressive Platinum Blondes that have successfully rebounded from their earlier slump. This could be anybody's match and anybody's title, but one thing's certain - none of these teams particularly like each other or what they stand for.</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>MARAT KHOKLOV</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> may have toyed with numerous SWF Superstars in his five-year SWF career, but never has he faced someone as large as he is, with the awesome strength to match. Powerlifter MIGHTY JOE "AVALANCHE!!!" GOODRIDGE may not be an SWF Superstar yet, but he's got the strength, the size, and the desire to stop the Russian Superbeast. But would it be enough to actually stop him, especially now that he's part of Rich Money and Emma Chase's Money-Chase Organization?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> North American champ </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SQUEEKY MCCLEAN</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> has never met an opponent he liked. He's met beer drinkers, hard-partying types, all sorts of people with all sorts of vices. And he's used those bad habits as an excuse to hang on to his belt and do so for a staggering nine months. Finally, with no option but to choose between </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CAPTAIN ATOMIC</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> and Jungle Lord for his North American title defense at Awesome Impact, he decided to go with the former. With Atomic having achieved some success since focusing on singles, could this be his big chance to win a singles title against the sneaky Squeeky? Or will the crafty McClean find a way to extend his reign even further?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> As he himself has admitted, </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>VENGEANCE</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> doesn't care anymore for titles. All he wants is to cleanse the SWF of its sins by whatever means necessary. Vengeance's target, ever since his late January debut, has been </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>NICKY CHAMPION</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, and according to the Father of Darkness, Champion's pride and greed have made him unworthy to hold the blue briefcase containing an SWF World Heavyweight title match contract. Knowing that he has yet to lose in such a match, Vengeance challenged Champion to put his briefcase on the line...in a Casket Match. Champion, for his part, has youth and confidence on his side, but Vengeance, once again, has never lost a Casket Match, and he has the support of The New Darkness Warriors to count on. What plans does Vengeance have for the blue briefcase and the contract therein, should his Casket Match streak continue? Will he use it despite his disdain for titles, will he give it to someone else, or will he do something else to the briefcase Champion won at Nothing to Lose? Or will Champion's strengths shine through as he continues his strong showing as the SWF's biggest catch yet from the competition?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>RICH MONEY</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> had pulled a fast one on the SWF Galaxy and the SWF in general when he not only acquired Marat Khoklov's services, but also the entire Chase Agency. However, </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>BRANDON JAMES</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> was less than thrilled with the buyout, making it clear that inasmuch as he hates working with Emma Chase, he wouldn't answer either to the Moneyman. He also announced his intent to challenge for the SWF Title, something that hasn't sat well with Angry Gilmore, who is not officially booked at Awesome Impact. Gilmore has stated that he'll gladly "put the fear of Gilmore" into anyone who emerges SWF champ at Awesome Impact, but will it be James, whose relentless "Big Cat" character has made its return years after it was last seen on DaVE, or will it still be Money, who now has the backing of the reviled Chase Agency, now known as the Money-Chase Organization?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The evening's main event, as always, will be the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, where six men will be fighting for the SWF World Heavyweight Title - two men will emerge from the pods to start things out, followed by one man per five minutes, each one hoping to eliminate everyone else by pinfall or submission and emerge as World Champion. By virtue of his being reigning champ, </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>REMO</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> is looking like the favorite, and he appears to be more destructive than ever, thanks to the tutelage of manager Duane Fry. </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>JACK BRUCE</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, whom Remo defeated at Nothing to Lose for the World title, is hoping to rewrite history and become the SWF's only six-time World champ, and believes he can do so, with his erstwhile gimpy back feeling better than it has felt all year. </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHRISTIAN FAITH</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> is also a strong contender, as he hopes to become the second five-time World champ in SWF history, though some believe he may have bit off too much by accepting Steve Frehley's challenge for a singles match, thus having him competing twice in one evening. </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>VALIANT</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> has quietly emerged as a potential sleeper, and has had some strong showings since forming The Champions of Honor with Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior. Then we also have UnStable member </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>MARC DUBOIS</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, and the equally surprising </div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DES DAVIDS</strong></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">, who has been embroiled in a bitter feud with Eric Eisen since Davids upset Eisen for an Awesome Impact Chamber qualifier. Which of these men will survive the grueling nature of the Chamber and walk away with the "Big One"?</div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>MORE AWESOME, MORE IMPACT. CONTACT YOUR LOCAL CABLE PROVIDER FOR MORE DETAILS, OR TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS AWESOME PAY-PER-VIEW!</strong></div></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>SWF Awesome Impact</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> Alamodome (Texas, Mid-South)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> March 16, 2014 (Week 2)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_AwesomeImpact_zpse3a4bdf8.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Lobster Warrior © vs Robert Darkness</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [standard Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes vs The Pain Alliance © vs The Platinum Blondes</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [standard Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Captain Atomic vs Squeeky McClean ©</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment: </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs Vengeance</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brandon James vs Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs Remo ©</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> A) 1 minute</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> B) 2 minutes</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> C) 3 minutes</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> D) 4 minutes</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> E) 5+ minutes</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · April 30, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior (c</strong>) vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes </strong>vs The Pain Alliance © vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs<strong> Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs<strong> Vengeance</strong></p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

<strong>E) 5+ minutes</strong></p>

KnowYourEnemy · April 30, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p>

<em>It's a pre-show match. The Champ doesn't lose a pre-show match.</em></p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

<em>I haven't seen a lot of Frehley later -- I think Faith takes this one, he seems to have more character to develop in the storyline, and his heel turn is more likely than not will equal a win. </em></p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>I don't see the Bumfholes managing a victory here -- it's still early and they have had a couple wins recently. The Pain Alliance probably has one more PPV defense in them, at the least, before the belts drop. I don't consider Smacker more than a transitional champ.</em></p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Straight Squash for Khoklov on one of the less talented RIPW big guys.</em></p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>For a man named "Squeeky McClean" he seems to be considerably good at wrestling. He's a decent title holder for now, and I don't see the change coming yet.</em></p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) </strong>vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Face Contender, Heel Champ -- at this point, The Darkness Warriors are being booked weak, well the faces have to be strong in one storyline I guess.</em></p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>This is a good rivalry... but Brandon James is only suited to hold a DaVE or Hardcore Title.. he's not a main event wrestler.</em></p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: <em>It's too early. Remo isn't a transitional champion.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

<strong>C) 3 minutes</strong></p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

Midnightnick · May 1, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance © </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong>[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) </strong>vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

<strong>B) 2 minutes</strong></p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

3rdStringPG · May 2, 2014

"All in a Day's Work - March 2014, Jay Chord Negotiations"

Friday, March 14, 2014

Richard Eisen's office, Supreme Towers, New York City, N.Y.

11:30 a.m.

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"I don't like Jay. Edd's okay, he says he doesn't smoke weed or pop E anymore, and he seems to be trying to live down his reputation as a party animal. But Jay's cancer."

"Don't be ridiculous, Pete! The boy is second-generation. He's going to be a great fit for Supreme. He cuts compelling promos, shows touches of his dad's wrestling style and ring psychology, and..."

"...and he's a drunk. Like father, like son. I'm warning you, Rick, you don't want to hire Jason Ripperton Chord. The locker room atmosphere has already improved, and adding Jay to our roster is going to f--- up things big-time."

"You worry too much, Peter. I want you to go draft a contract, get on the phone with Jay and his agent, fly him back here to New York, and pry that young man away from Cornell. TCW's catching up with us - they tied us twice in the past three weeks on Pro Wrestling Hits' match reviews. Their product is getting better while we're pretty much running in place. I want you to make Jay Chord the centerpiece of our recruiting efforts. He and Joey Minnesota. If Edd Stone chooses to stay in Hollyweird, then so be it. But I will be very disappointed in you, Peter, if the Jay Chord and Joey Minnesota talks fall through."

"Uh...got it, Rick."

"And please, for the last time, we are not wasting an RIPW contract on Titan."

"Yes sir."

Peter, of course, knew what was up in the locker room. He was aware that Big Smack Scott was forming his own faction of backstage buddies, and that Robert Darkness, Freddy Garcia and Jimmy Prudence had already been spotted with Scott and Kurt Laramee at a Lawton, Oklahoma strip bar. He knew the score - the boys were up in arms over Eric Eisen's Klubb, and wanted to strike back with their own faction. And the Klubb was also a big problem. Peter thought Eric and Jerry Eisen were both full of hot air, and that their efforts to "unite" the locker room were all for show. He also knew that the Klubb was planning to expand their ranks.

How? By convincing Jay Chord and Joey Minnesota to defect to the SWF. Yes, they had some wicked skills in the ring. But their attitude, to put it charitably, sucked. There were benefits to signing Chord and Minnesota, especially when it came to undercutting TCW, but there were also myriad tradeoffs. Tradeoffs like Jay and Joey ingratiating themselves with the Klubb just like that brat Mike Wilmington did when he came up from RIPW. Tradeoffs like Joey thrashing the locker room when things didn't go his way, or pulling tasteless ribs on co-workers. Tradeoffs like Jay showing up hung over and/or feeling froggy, Jay getting in bar fights, Jay getting pulled over for DUI, Jay causing traffic accidents while drunk (or sober, for that matter), Jay showing little respect for women he'd meet, Jay using his dad's name to justify everything he did.

But hell, what could he do? Rick Eisen still had the last word on every hiring and firing. Duane did the research, Pete talked contract, but everything had to be run by the boss, who was as hands-on as ever in the New York office.

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"Hello, Jay? Peter Michaels. How y'all doin', Jay? Listen, I've talked it over with Mr. Eisen, and..."

"Seven years, 20 percent PPV bonus?"

"Yes, Jay."

"If you're gonna bring me over, I want 20 grand a month. I'm not leavin' L.A. for a measly 16 G's."

"I don't know about that..."

"19 grand. And I want provisions should you guys gimme a strap or somethin'. You know that's gonna happen sometime."

Oh, well. This was going to be a tough one. But Richard, or should we say Eric and Jerry Eisen really wanted to hire Jay Chord. Really, really wanted to hire him. If Eisen the elder had given the green light for Titan, he wouldn't be going through such problems, but Rick had had it with Peter and his monster heels. If 2015 was going to be the year of the old-school musclehead (Anderz Thunderz), 2014 was going to be the year of the second-generation punks.

flaviooooo · May 2, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance © </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov</strong> (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong> (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs <strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs Remo ©</p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

<strong>B) 2 minutes</strong></p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

Bigjondalegend · May 2, 2014

<p>Robert Darkness</p><p>

Christian Faith</p><p>

Pain Alliance</p><p>

Marat kholov</p><p>

Squeeky McClean</p><p>

Vegence</p><p>

Rich Money</p><p>

Remo</p><p> </p><p>

Match last 2min</p>

White Dolphin · May 2, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match</p><p>

Comment: Then what's behind to look ahead</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: Remember what my father said</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: "Put one foot forward then the next"</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: A step ahead of the rest</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: And we singin' that same old song</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment: And we all just singing along</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong> (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: You gotta believe it, live it on, you got me singing your song</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs <strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs Remo ©</p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: You gotta believe it, live it on, you got me singing your song</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

<strong>D) 4 minutes</strong></p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

JShmoopy · May 2, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

<strong>C) 3 minutes</strong></p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

Hitman74 · May 3, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior</strong> © vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

The Amazing Bumfholes</strong> vs The Pain Alliance © vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic</strong> vs Squeeky McClean ©</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs <strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs Remo ©</p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) 1 minute</strong></p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

D) 4 minutes</p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

hydrogen001 · May 3, 2014

<p>Great shows man! Though I'm finding Duane Fry EXTREMELY irritating at the announce table. He's like Paul Heyman, except you have to listen to him for an entire hour. Haha.</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Awesome Impact</p><p>

Alamodome (Texas, Mid-South)</p><p>

March 16, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: squash</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Jungle Lord's gonna cost atomic the title and turn on him after the match.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment: I actually want Vengeance to win but I don't see the point of him holding the briefcase now</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

<strong>D) 4 minutes</strong></p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

overthetop2 · May 3, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Darkness cannot overcome a giant cave demon (Kenyan Mangrove Crab)</em></p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

<em>I don't think the Chase agency is done with Frehley just yet and who knows what kind of things Money will find wrong with Frehley...</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes</strong> vs The Pain Alliance © vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Eh. Could go either way. Didn't realise the Blondes were in this match too...</em></p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Hahaha no.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic</strong> vs Squeeky McClean ©</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: BOO THIS A- oh wait, he's not a jerkass in this diary. Yet.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

<em>Comment: The matches leading up to this have almost built up Champion as being the favourite. Hence he will lose.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong> (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: The only person taking that belt off Money is Gilmore.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Some wrestlers hate the prospect of fighting 5 opponents. But it's all in a days work for a man like REMOOOOOO RICHARDSON![/Duane Fry]</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

<strong>D) 4 minutes;</strong> <em>Can't squash someone who's almost as big as Khoklov in just one minute, especially if you're planning on keeping him around.</em></p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p>

kieranforthewin · May 4, 2014

<p><strong>Lobster Warrior ©</strong> vs Robert Darkness</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF United States Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Don't think the title will go to Retro gone bad</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

<em>Countout victory as Faith walks out claiming he wants to "rest" for his title match later</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes vs <strong>The Pain Alliance © </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Getting pushed for some reason xD</p><p> </p><p>

Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs <strong>Marat Khoklov</strong> (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: He'll win due to the overness difference, but Avalanche will be kept strong.</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Something tells me Squeeky will retain</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah)</strong> vs Vengeance</p><p>

[Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</p><p>

Comment: Cause Nicky Champion is more than just a name!</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs<strong> Rich Money ©</strong> (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: James is ok, but I can never make him work as a face for some reason when I do SWF</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Christian Faith vs Marc DuBois vs <strong>Remo ©</strong></p><p>

[Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: Remo will win and stuffs. This match looks really good cause you have the up and coming talent in Valiant, Davids and DuBois if he stops the drugs. And then you got the Superstars in Bruce, Faith and the future legend in Remo.</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - How long will Marat Khoklov's match against Avalanche last?</p><p> </p><p>

A) 1 minute</p><p>

B) 2 minutes</p><p>

C) 3 minutes</p><p>

<strong>D) 4 minutes</strong></p><p>

E) 5+ minutes</p><p>

You don't want to squash someone that is close to Khoklov in size.</p>

3rdStringPG · May 5, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - This is going to be a bit odd for me, since Part 1 and Part 2 of the PPV usually get posted on the same day, but since I'll be out for most of the day, that means the second part of Awesome Impact will be done by Tuesday morning Eastern time/afternoon Manila time. </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_AwesomeImpact_zpse3a4bdf8.jpg</span><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">(PART ONE)</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PRE-SHOW:</strong></div><strong></strong></div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> (ANNOUNCERS - Marvin Earnest, Samuel Curran, and VJ Britney Hollywood)</strong></div><strong></strong><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Lobster Warrior d. Robert Darkness in 9:03 with a Lobster Trap off a Darkness Buster counter. Lobby and Robert Darkness just don't click at all (bad chemistry). (62/C)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Jerry Eisen conducted a backstage interview where Brandon James ranted about Rich Money and Emma Chase. (80/B)</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Sunday, March 16, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Alamodome (Texas, Mid-South)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 40,000 (Sell Out!)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR announcers for this PPV:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Duane "Mr. Barnstormer" Fry, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is the night, everyone...the night when six men step inside that steel chamber. Two men start it out and emerge from their pods, with one man entering every five minutes. This is Awesome Impact, and tonight we shall see Remo defend his World Heavyweight Title against five other men in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match! I'm Peter Michaels...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...and I'm Duane Fry, the Renaissance Man of the SWF announce team. Announcer. Friend and manager to the Alpha Dog, Remo Richardson. And the ARCHITECT behind the most-talked about, most dominating World Heavyweight title reign in SWF history!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, Duane, we know. Ana Garcia here, and to continue what Peter was saying before he was so rudely interrupted, tonight's going to be one action-packed evening here at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've got some great matches lined up for you tonight, and earlier, during the pre-show, we saw Lobster Warrior successfully defend his United States Title against Robert Darkness. Kicking things off tonight, we've got Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith in a match that means a number of things to both men. For Frehley, that's showing his Frehley-natics in the SWF Galaxy that the student, the protege, has what it takes to eclipse his mentor.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Steve Frehley is a two-time SWF World champ, but Christian Faith has held the belt four times, and even if he refuses to admit it, it seems like he's out there to prove that he still has it. That he's still the Iron Man of old...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I personally think that Christian Faith is right about Steve Frehley, but mark my word - regardless who wins that match, Faith will drop like a fly mere seconds after he exits his pod. Hence...easy pickings for the Alpha Dog, Remo Richardson.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Before Duane turns this into another Remo-logue, let's enumerate the rest of tonight's matches. The Pain Alliance shall defend their tag titles against the history-seeking four-time tag champs The Amazing Bumfholes, and another pair of former champs, The Platinum Blondes. Powerlifting champ Mighty Joe Goodridge, a.k.a. Avalanche, will try his luck against the Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov. And we've got Squeeky McClean defending against Captain Atomic for the North American Title. Rich Money vs Brandon James for the SWF Title. Nicky Champion putting his blue briefcase and the World Heavyweight title match contract inside of it against Vengeance in a Casket Match. And last, but definitely not least, the Awesome Impact Chamber Match!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(speaking just as Fry is about to)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Remo's got himself some tough competition tonight, aside from Faith. The five-time World champ Jack Bruce is back with a better back, as he says. We've got two potential dark horses in Des Davids and Marc DuBois. And the Honorable One, Valiant, will be in there as well, and shouldn't be taken lightly either as a potential future SWF World Heavyweight champ.</div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE VIDEO) Awesome Impact Chamber Match</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/89_zps588813e2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The hype video package starts with a clip from Awesome Impact 2013, where Remo is going on a rampage, eliminating Jack Bruce, Brandon James, and Eric Eisen, before finding his match in reigning SWF World Heavyweight champ Steve Frehley; with a Frehley's Comet, the Dark Destroyer retains in this match.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in a pre-recorded statement)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't know why you even have to show that clip when Steve Frehley isn't even gonna be in this year's Awesome Impact Chamber Match. But if you wanted to show how dominating my client Remo could be, then congratulations - that's how awesome he was, and now that he's the defending champ and I'm his manager, coach, one-man think tank and best friend, he's now twice the Awesome, with twice the Impact. I don't even need to go into how pathetic Remo's opponents for this year are - he is going to waste each and every one of them. He's not old like Faith or Bruce, and he doesn't have a BAD BACK or double-dip in music like the latter jabroni. He doesn't give pause and think of the honorable way to win like Valiant does - he just wins, period. And those other two? Who the hell are they anyway?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Des Davids and Marc DuBois are next to speak, and after a clip of Davids defeating Eric Eisen in the previous month's Awesome Impact qualifier, "Prime Time" says a few words about how one should never underestimate someone like him. DuBois then talks about how he's been given up for a lost cause so many times that the whole underestimation thing has "skewered (his) way of thinking" and turned him into someone so dangerous that even Richard Eisen himself is afraid of what may happen should DuBois win the World title.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Valiant's video clips show him defeating Rogue in his qualifier and, months before that, Valiant defeating Eric Eisen in the match where he was eventually beaten to a pulp by the Supremacist. He says that even with Vengeance making life difficult for his new friend ally Nicky Champion, he's anything but distracted. Valiant vows to do his best and give his 100 percent in tonight's chamber match, and says that he's capable of winning, and doing so "with honor."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Heel Christian Faith is next, and his promo is preceded by video clips of his controversial heel turn, and his brutal attack on Steve Frehley from the last Supreme TV. We also see some classic Faith match clips, including one from his first World Heavyweight title win in 1993.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Times have changed since the time when I was a morally outstanding paragon of virtue, with a following of Faithful, and a World Heavyweight title belt around my waist. Instead of good, virtuous people having Faith in what's right, you get people cheering ruffians like Steve Frehley, decadent, idolatrous rockers like Jack Bruce, and even soulless beasts like Remo and his Svengali manager. Times have changed, but I haven't, and I HAVE FAITH that I am going to become a five-time World Heavyweight champion at Awesome Impact in San Antonio. And what's right will be right again, SWF Galaxy. You just need someone like me wearing that belt, and that's gonna happen once again at Awesome Impact.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Finally, Jack Bruce gets to speak in a pre-recorded hype promo, and we see clips from each of his five reigns as World Heavyweight champ quickly interspersed with scenes showing him in a doctor's office, and another quick one where he's in the recording studio with his band.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm not a man to make excuses, but all my Constituents know how hard it was for me to even get up in the morning following all those beatings I took at the hands of Remo. But they also know..and all of you in the SWF Galaxy know...that this party's far from over. In fact, it's only gettin' started. My back's feeling better. My band's makin' the best music we ever made in the studio. And I can almost taste it...that feeling of being the SWF's first SIX-TIME WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Christian Faith? Too old and bitter. Valiant? Nice look, nice skills, but...nice guy. Probably too nice? Marc DuBois? Guy's gotta take me to his dealer sometime! Des Davids? Still better-known to football fans. Remo? Oh, you don't wanna get me started on Remo, because that man's good thing is comin' to an to end. His run of good luck is just about over. Because he is just gonna be one of five men whom I know I can take out in...and with...a New York Minute. </div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Avalanche Promo</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/44a131c0-b06f-4de4-aef4-fbc7ad25c735_zps0812229c.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/28_zps6e2bd60e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>RIPW's Avalanche (b. Jose "Joe" Goodridge) is a real-life powerlifter (though not a state champion as he is in kayfabe) who's hoping for two things - one, to earn an SWF contract and two, to defeat Marat Khoklov and be the proverbial guy who tells the big Russian to pick on someone his own size. He is also purely '80s in terms of promo style, starting out with "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!" and ranting in a loud, barked-out growl. He says that the reason Khoklov's been unstoppable is because he always picks on little guys without a prayer, but Goodridge asserts that he's different from the others - he's strong enough to beat Khoklov in his own game, and win one for the home country.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/73_zps023f53a7.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Christian Faith extends his hand to Steve Frehley to start the match, and Frehley appears to long deep inside for his onetime mentor to see the light. Frehley takes Faith's hand, and that immediately leads to an armdrag takedown, and Faith repeatedly kicking Frehley in the back.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The 47-year-old Faith continues to enjoy a renaissance of sorts, and promptly controls the first three minutes of the match. After using his "surgically enhanced" elbow to take the wind out of Frehley with an elbow drop, he stops to yell insults at a few fans in the audience.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">A second elbow drop attempt at 4:50 is rolled away from, and that allows Frehley to take over. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Up until the ninth minute, Frehley dominates the match, and we see him try several times to really take it to the Supreme Legend. We see a Launching Pad Suplex, a series of punches in the corner, and, as both men briefly fight outside the ring, a chokeslam backbreaker on the floor. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Faith is able to counter a Frehley's Comet at 9:10, giving him a chance to control things, though he's obviously in a lot of pain. At 11:30, he goes for a piledriver on Frehley, followed by a stalling atomic drop. That's usually the cue for the Leap of Faith, but Frehley avoids it as the match swings back to his favor.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 14:20, Frehley finally connects with the Frehley's Comet, and he's able to quickly cover Faith as Darren Smith starts counting. ONE, TWO...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...FAITH-UP! This is a much later Faith-Up than usual, but just as effective as the Alamodome now boos this one-time crowd pleaser of a second wind. Faith unleashes the Machine Gun Faith Hammers, while Frehley, try as he may, can't seem to make his former mentor feel pain! He's especially frustrated after Faith, despite still looking hurt (in storyline), gets up right after a short-arm clothesline attempt.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Looking much worse for the wear, Faith connects with a second stalling atomic drop at 15:40, teases the Leap of Faith, and lands it on Frehley, giving him the match.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Faith in 16:05</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Yes, Christian. You still got it, but you probably made a mistake askin' for this match. This may turn out to be a Pyrrhic victory for Christian Faith - he may have won the match, but he definitely looks worse for bein' in it.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Are you crazy, Peter? Christian Faith was VINTAGE out there! That was the Faith I grew up watchin' back in my childhood, and Steve Frehley squandered so many chances to win out there. The guy's got his silver Nothing to Lose briefcase, so why didn't he use it?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You know, Duane, there is such a thing as cheating, and I don't think the referees would stand for such antics.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Steve Frehley doesn't do things the way you and Remo do things, Duane, and if you ask me, he was in peak form until the breaks of the game caught up with him.</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Gilmore Booked in Wild Card Match</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2d248b66-ed91-479e-8ff3-e3850714ded7_zpse496eb18.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After a commercial break, the announcers inform the viewers that </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Christian Faith has been ruled unfit to compete in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, due to the severe toll the earlier match had taken on him. As such, Barry Bowen looks particularly stressed as he tries to book a wild card qualifier to determine who takes Faith's place. He books Eric Eisen and Rogue, both of whom had lost their qualifying matches weeks ago, but finds himself in a quandary as Jungle Lord has no-showed yet another SWF event. Fortunately, Richard Eisen, the SWF's Owner and Chairman, is here to help as he makes one of his rare onscreen appearances...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, this throws a wrench into things, doesn't it? Your son's here, Rogue's here, and they've got nothing to do. But Jungle Lord has failed to show up these past few weeks, and...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And he's out due to personal reasons. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Should I really book your son and Rogue now that we know Christian Faith's in no shape to fight in the Awesome Impact Chamber?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tom Gilmore isn't doing anything, Barry.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You've got to be kidding, right, Mr. Eisen?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look, Barry, you already suspended him for two weeks. Yes, he was wrong for attacking you, but you've been unfairly overlooking Tom's other skills and making your own silly reasons to not include him in the SWF Title hunt. I know the SWF Title is your baby, but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter whether it's the SWF Title or the World Title. Tom Gilmore deserves to fight for either one of 'em. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But Mr. Eisen, you're a businessman. Do you really think, in your right mind, that Tom Gilmore...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sternly)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Just DO IT, Barry. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(exits Bowen's office)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(as soon as Eisen is out of earshot, mumbling under his breath)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Your funeral, Mr. Eisen...</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Faith Beats Up Referee</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Meanwhile, a very angry Christian Faith is being restrained by a team of agents and referees as he complains that he should be competing in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match. The SWF's official physician is also there, and he's explaining in a very calm voice that Faith is in a lot of pain and that he may have tweaked something. Faith, however, is not buying it, and he accuses the physician of being a quack doctor and someone who doesn't show respect to a person of his stature. After the physician says that his decision stays and that Barry Bowen has already booked a wild card qualifier for the Chamber, he spits at him, and reacts to yet another attempt to settle him down by landing a piledriver on referee Darren Smith! Peter Michaels and Ana Garcia are both incensed by Faith's behavior as they talk about it at the announce table.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Angry Gilmore vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Wild Card Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/68_zps35e8836e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This impromptu booking came about due to Christian Faith being judged unable to continue for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, and as all three men kick things off with a semi-slow build, we see Barry Bowen in his office, looking upset at having to book Angry Gilmore as Jungle Lord's replacement in the wild card match.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Eric Eisen seems to be a bit stronger than the other two at first, and he makes full use of his "resources", using an Enforcer Allen distraction on Ric Young to low-blow Rogue at 3:30.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At the midway point of the match, Gilmore remains silent for the most part, as the theme of the match so far is how Eisen and Rogue seem to be trying to one-up each other in the cheating department.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Gilmore, feeding off the cheers of the fans, bravely counters Rogue's Crashing On at 7:10, and dodges the Supremacy a few seconds later! This sparks a rally from the fan favorite, and the crowd is loving it as he clotheslines both his opponents, with Eisen crashing outside the ring and on his new Enforcer.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 9:30, Gilmore lands the Anger Management on Eisen, and despite Emma Chase's best attempts to distract both Gilmore and Young with the Dollar Signs, it all goes to naught, as Gilmore goes on to win the match and take part in tonight's main event, the Awesome Impact Chamber Match.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Gilmore in 9:41</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Amazing resolve as usual from Angry Gilmore, and although I've said it so many times before, I wonder what Barry Bowen does NOT see in Gilmore. The man's obviously talented enough, as Richard Eisen had said, to contend for either the SWF or World Heavyweight Titles, but we've seen the Commissioner repeatedly throw Gilmore under the bus...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Another piece of meat for the rabid, hungry Alpha Dog to devour. If Angry Gilmore cannot, on his best day, win the SWF Title from Rich Money, what makes him think that he can pull a fast one over my client?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He just has that confidence...that passion...and, as Peter said, that resolve. And when you put it all together, you KNOW that Angry Gilmore is, as he says, going to "put the fear of Gilmore" into you. Nice to see him make it to the Awesome Impact Chamber Match as a wild card entry.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Pain Alliance © (w/The UnStable) vs The Platinum Blondes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF World Tag Team Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The fact that The Sex Maniacs and Louise Cannon are in The Pain Alliance's corner should come natural, but it's nonetheless a surprise for the announcers, who haven't seen The UnStable show up to a match as one unit in quite some time.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The strategy seems to work at first, as Joe Sexy's hip-swiveling distracts Freddy Garcia, while Louise Cannon's, uh...loose-cannon antics throw Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole off in their own way.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Jamie Lee Prudence has a near-pin at 3:40, landing the Surf's Up on a fallen Randy Bumfhole, but the pin is broken up by BOTH Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 6:00, we see Ric Young quite close to losing his patience with The UnStable - after Marc DuBois shakes the ropes to throw Zimmy Bumfhole off as he went for a plancha, Young tells The UnStable to behave before he sends them backstage.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The eight-minute mark sees Big Smack Scott crudely dispose of both Platinum Blondes, DDT'ing Freddy and clotheslining Jamie out of the ring. With Randy seeking a hot tag to brother Zimmy, the Smacker consults The UnStable for advice, but Scott and Sexy can't seem to agree on strategy! Things are getting heated when Randy finally makes the tag...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...and sends Zimmy in as he goes for a flash roll-up on the Smacker! That's kicked out of, but Zimmy's got the momentum as he goes for the Bumfhole on One on Big Smack Scott for the one, two, three, and the SWF World Tag Team Title win! Yes, the Bumfholes have done it, and are now the first five-time tag team champions in SWF history!</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Amazing Bumfholes in 9:06. The Amazing Bumfholes are the NEW SWF World Tag Team Champions.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SPECIAL NOTES</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is The Amazing Bumfholes' record-breaking fifth reign as SWF World Tag Team Champions. (Record previously shared with Quadruple B/Biggz Boyz)</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Amazing Bumfholes have done it! We've seen great tag teams come and go. The Blazing Flames. The Lords of War. Quadruple B. But this is the first time a tag team has held the title FIVE TIMES, and The Amazing Bumfholes can definitely lay claim to being one of the greatest SWF tag teams of all time, if not the greatest!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's nothin' but a bunch of hyperbole, Peter. You saw how The Pain Alliance had the best chance of winning, only for Joe Sexy to spoil things by overdoing his role as cornerman.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't think he was overdoing it. The way I saw it, Big Smack Scott was too stubborn to listen! But in any case, I'm happy for Randy and Zimmy, who have been tagging with each other longer than any other tag team in the SWF...except Quadruple B, of course. This moment belongs to the Bumfholes, not to mention all those Bumfhoholics all over the world celebrating their heroes' victory.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE VIDEO) Champion vs Vengeance Casket Match Hype</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/86_zps9a37a2bd.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With a generic yet gritty late-'90s/early-'00s nu-metal riff playing in the background, the viewers at home get to see clips from Vengeance's previous Casket Match wins interspersed with clips from Nicky Champion's promos from the past weeks. A particularly creative sequence features Champion yelling his catchphrase "NICKY CHAMPION IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!!!" followed by Vengeance in the middle of a promo where he is saying "...who will repent for his sins." The video also includes a couple more minutes of Vengeance and Champion match clips, but what's most interesting is the inclusion of Vengeance's Casket Matches, including one from his days in DaVE. Closing things out are a couple of Vengeance and Champion's most powerful statements in recent weeks...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(from February 18, 2014 Supreme TV)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Our demands are very simple, Nicholas. First, you face me in a casket match at Awesome Impact 2014, with your blue briefcase on the line. This is a type of match I have never lost...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(from March 11, 2014 Supreme TV)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I think Vengeance, deep inside, is scared of what fate could befall him at Awesome Impact! He may not have sin in his heart, as he claims, but man, Vengeance has got a lot of FEAR in it.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(again from 2/18/14 Supreme TV)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...And once I have that briefcase, I will have a right to do whatever I want with it.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(again from 3/11/14 Supreme TV)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And once I'm through poppin' your Casket Match cherry, so to say, Nicky Champion is gonna wait for the right moment. Nicky Champion is gonna cash in that contract against the right man, at the right time. And when I do, Nicky Champion is going to do what no free agent signing has done before...and that is WIN THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN HIS FIRST YEAR IN THE COMPANY...AND BECOME MORE!!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Jerry Eisen Interviews Money and Chase</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b679712-4e7f-4a5e-98e1-2139054e49d0_zps6c4c3dca.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/88_zpsa42f0be5.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Jerry Eisen is backstage, serving as pay-per-view backstage interviewer, and his subjects for tonight are Rich Money and Emma Chase, Chairman and CEO respectively of The Money-Chase Organization. Money and Chase actually have Marat Khoklov next to them, and Money tells Eisen about how the seeds for the MCO had been planted when he and Chase realized it was better to pool their resources in an effort to acquire Khoklov's services...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...and then I thought that with all the money I have...with all my clout as the face of the SWF and its titular Champion...I could do wonders with Ms. Chase's ragtag Agency.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And you bought out The Chase Agency and the rest is history, right?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Jerry, that is no way to speak to the most powerful man in the SWF and the reason why Rogue and Paul Huntingdon have never looked sharper.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But where are the wins, Rich and Emma?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - MISS Chase.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If anything else, I think Rogue and Huntingdon aren't getting any better despite all your best efforts! You had one good hand in Brandon James, and... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(stops as Khoklov edges toward him, seemingly to rip the average-sized announcer appart)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Not now, Marat. His father is here. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(winks his eye)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Jerry, your line of questioning smacks of the cheap, tawdry nature of our sensationalist talk shows. But if you want to know what's up with The Profit Margin, Rogue and Paul Huntingdon, they are seeing a lot of red from me as I strive to put them in the black. Rogue's performance in the wild card match? Disgraceful. Now let me tell you a few things about Brandon James. To call him a "good hand" is a misnomer. The man who calls himself "Big Cat" is a man who became rich and famous through garbage wrestling in bingo halls. And the seven years James spent under the tutelage of Ms. Chase...were seven years too many. Yes, I consider myself a patient man, and I am willing to give Rogue and Huntingdon every chance in the world to succeed as part of our organization. But if you can't get your act together in seven years...there's something wrong with you. You just aren't Money. Therefore, Brandon James, you are no big loss to this organization, and tonight, you will be reduced to the one-dimensional brute you were when you signed up with the SWF. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Chase)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> A garbage wrestler. Really now, Emma?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nobody's perfect, Mr. Money.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Thank you for your time, Rich Money and Emma Chase...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(ignoring Eisen)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Seven years of running in place and breaking even. How could you have put up with so much GARBAGE, Emma? But your Agency is under new management now. We are the Money-Chase Organization, and under my leadership as Chairman, I will make sure such an oversight...such a long-running oversight...never happens again! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now that's good business.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge vs Marat Khoklov (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/44a131c0-b06f-4de4-aef4-fbc7ad25c735_zps0812229c.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c23dcd45-d0d8-4ef7-81c8-4ada2f04a3da_zps19fc8d29.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/43_zps5f30e138.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Mighty Joe "Avalanche!!!" Goodridge starts this match out looking rather strong, stunning Marat Khoklov with a leaping forearm, but his burst of offense goes for naught when Khoklov knocks him down with a shoulderblock.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At one point in the match, the cameras cut to Richard Eisen, who's pretending to root for Avalanche but can't hide his facial expression, which resembles that of someone chewing on a lemon.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's all over at a few seconds shy of three minutes, as Avalanche passes out while wrapped in the Russian Giant Bear Hug. Rich Money and Emma Chase, who are both at ringside, look very pleased with their new client's performance, to say the very least.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Khoklov in 2:57</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Was there ever any doubt that Marat Khoklov could annihilate Mighty Joe Goodridge, no matter that these are both certified 450-pounders?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(speaking like cartoon character Fat Albert)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hey, hey, hey! It's a Russian Giant Bear Hug!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That was a creditable effort, though, from the young powerlifter from Trenton, New Jersey.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Are you kidding me, Peter? First off, Goodridge is no wrestler. Second, there's no point comparing those two men's frames. One is built like a rock, 450 pounds of rippling muscle, without an ounce of baby fat. The other is built like a freakin' Twinkie, to say little of the Twinkies he stuffs into his mouth when he isn't training for whatever he does as his day job!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Much as I hate to admit it, I agree with you there, Duane. Somewhat. Definitely not about Goodridge's dietary choices, since who are we to say, but he did appear overmatched out there. Then again, it seems like EVERYBODY in the SWF is overmatched against the Russian Superbeast!</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic vs Squeeky McClean ©</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic enters to a huge ovation from the Alamodome crowd, and while he starts out no-selling a few of Squeeky McClean's moves, the reigning champ is in command for most of the first few minutes, mixing technician moves with some unusually powerful impact moves, including a facebuster at the three-minute mark.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Atomic takes over after he evades a screw legwhip attempt, and uses his brute strength to knock McClean down with a powerful shoulderblock.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's mostly rest holds from the fourth to sixth minute, much to the chagrin of the fans. After a brief Atomic rally capped off with a shoulderbreaker, McClean is able to trip him and go for the Clean Out.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Atomic looks to be very much in pain thanks to McClean's signature submission, but he wills himself slowly to the ropes...could he grab on to them and break the submission? HE DOES! It takes a couple warnings from Shane Stones before McClean finally lets go.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Squeeky goes for a Stain Removal on Captain Atomic at 10:10, but that's when Atomic counters the move and begins his first substantial rally of the match - at this point, he turns into a no-selling machine, with each clothesline looking more powerful than the last!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">McClean unwisely goes for another Stain Removal attempt as we approach the 12th minute, but he's looking rattled here as Atomic knows what to do now - after slipping out of the move, Atomic goes for the Mushroom Cloud. It connects, and as Stones makes the three-count, we've got our second new champion of the evening!</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Atomic in 12:15. Captain Atomic is the NEW SWF North American Champion.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SPECIAL NOTES</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is Captain Atomic's first reign as SWF North American Champion.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The winner...and NEW three-time North American Champion...JIIIIIIIIM FOOOOOOOORCE!!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Jim Force? It's been more than a decade since we last saw Jim Force in the SWF!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, but Captain Atomic has the special super power of mimicry. Even then, no one can cut nonsensical interviews like Jim Force does...and no one can come back and save his best for last than Christian Faith. Captain Atomic is probably the least original champion in SWF history.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Derivative or not, Captain Atomic deserves credit as someone who can connect with the young children of the SWF Galaxy, while making us adults happy as well with his hard-hitting style and never-say-die attitude. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">TO BE CONTINUED...</span></strong></div>

3rdStringPG · May 6, 2014

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_AwesomeImpact_zpse3a4bdf8.jpg</span><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">(PART TWO)</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Sunday, March 16, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Alamodome (Texas, Mid-South)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 40,000 (Sell Out!)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR announcers for this PPV:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Duane "Mr. Barnstormer" Fry, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Atomic Celebrates</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/71_zps84dc8063.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>For Captain Atomic, tonight's win is a bittersweet one - yes, he's won a singles belt for the first time in his SWF career, but as he lets out his trademark "YAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!", one can't help but notice a wistfulness in his eyes. Yes, it does appear that Captain Atomic misses his former teammate and friend Jungle Lord, and the announcers reiterate that the Wildman of Borneo is currently taking time off for "personal reasons," hence his missing the wild card Awesome Impact qualifier earlier and his not being there for Atomic as he beat Squeeky McClean for the North American title.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Nicky Champion (w/Hannah and Lobster Warrior) vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Casket Match for the Blue Briefcase - World Heavyweight Title Match Contract]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/82_zpse6a685a8.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Vengeance, as expected, is backed up by The New Darkness Warriors, while Nicky Champion enters the ring with just Hannah and Lobster Warrior in his corner - Peter Michaels says this is because Valiant is focusing on the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, with manager Jessie helping him prep for the main event.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The start of the match drags a bit, as neither Vengeance nor Champion are that adept with the slow build, but Champion gets a good pop for knocking Vengeance down with repeated forearms to the face, and landing a dropkick on both John and Robert Darkness, knocking them both off the apron.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Of course, basic moves don't have much effect on Vengeance in the long run, and it's not long before he takes over, countering a running clothesline attempt from Champion with a furious sit-out spinebuster.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 8:30, Vengeance hits the Six Feet Under chokeslam on Champion, softening him up good enough and allowing Vengeance to roll him towards the open casket, but Champion fights back, tripping Vengeance and setting up a sidewalk slam attempt. Champion tries to follow up with a Hawkeye Hammer, but gets jumped instead by The New Darkness Warriors.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Champion takes his crazy bump for this match at 11:20, as Vengeance hits another chokeslam, this time sending Champion crashing against the announce table! The Alamodome crowd responds with loud chants of "HOLY S***!!!" as the New Darkness Warriors carry Champion and attempt to place him inside the casket.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That attempt goes to naught, however, when Champion borrows a page from the Vengeance playbook, abruptly sitting up and shocking the Family of Darkness! Standing on the casket, Champion leaps off, seemingly unaffected by the earlier beating, and launches into a series of Native American war chants as he mows down John Darkness! Robert Darkness tries to go for Champion cornerman Lobby, but gets Lobster Trapped on the floor by the reigning U.S. Champion!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Back in the ring at 13:30 and with both Darkness Warriors out, Champion proceeds to dominate Vengeance, no-selling the Father of Darkness' basic moves and ducking his flying lariat, the Reaper Leaper. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Using his momentum off the missed clothesline, Champion goes for the Hawkeye Hammer on Vengeance, lets out his signature "UGH! UGH! UGH!" and prepares to roll the veteran into the casket. Champion is successful in doing so and is all ready to shut the casket when John Darkness attacks the Hawkeye from behind!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Johnny D. then teams up with Robert D. to send Champion crashing against the steel steps, and although Lobby, and now Valiant both run to Champion's aid, they get laid out by The New Darkness Warriors in a cruel twist of fate!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Vengeance, meanwhile, takes some time to recover, and when he does, he looks dazed as his acolytes, The New Darkness Warriors, tell him that Champion is outside the ring and all ready to be buried. Vengeance, however, sends Champion back inside, ostensibly to punish him even more for his sins.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That seems like a mistake at first, as Champion gets a great pop and cheers of "THIS IS AWESOME!" following a Skull Krusher counter and a hangman's neckbreaker at 16:30.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Champion is about to go for a second Hawkeye Hammer and it looks like Lobby and Valiant are preparing to preempt any interference attempts from The New Darkness Warriors when the lights suddenly go out for a few seconds. When they come back on, Valiant and Lobby are out, Hannah appears to be panicking and looking for help, and John Darkness is in the ring, bashing Champion repeatedly with his Nothing to Lose briefcase! And it's all legal, as the only way to win this match is by putting your opponent in the casket and sealing the lid.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That's exactly what happens to Champion, as Vengeance decisively hits the Skull Krusher and, almost gently, chokeslams him into the casket, burying the Hawkeye with his blue briefcase placed on his chest.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance in 18:54</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - TAKE THAT, SINNER! You can't take those merchandising deals down with you, Nicky Champion. You can't take all that money you're earnin', all that nookie you're tastin', all those things you actively sought when you joined Supreme, down with you as Vengeance makes you repent for your sins! That was an awesome display from the veteran...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And now the question is this. Now that Vengeance is the legal holder of the blue Nothing to Lose briefcase, what's he gonna do with it?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duh, Peter, he's gonna cash it in when the timing's right! You know he wants to, regardless of what he says. Though there really is no such thing as right timing if you're gonna be cashin' in against Remo. Either way, you get your ass handed to you by the Alpha Dog!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I still think he's going to give that briefcase to somebody else. One of his New Darkness Warriors, perhaps?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Somebody else. No, Vengeance does not care for championships, but there are a lot of men who'd do anything for the SWF World Heavyweight Title...five of whom will be challenging Remo in tonight's Awesome Impact Chamber Match.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But who would Vengeance consider deserving enough? And are we even sure he'll give that briefcase to someone he sees as deserving?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Who cares, Ana? Whoever's gonna hold that briefcase and contract won't find much use for it against a man like my client, RRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>(ANGLE) Vengeance Buries Champion</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/80_zps7e896c38.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With the casket closed and the match won, Vengeance exits the ring, grabs a microphone, and says an eerie prayer for the fallen Hawkeye, Nicky Champion, who is still out cold inside the casket.</em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Eternal Father, we pray for your vengeful being to smite young Nicholas Champion, who lies in this casket as a symbolism of the death of one's previous self and the death of material desires in his sinful heart. We pray for the rebirth of Nicholas Champion as an exemplary human being, now that he has been separated from what has led him to sin. And we pray that Nicholas Champion sees the light by embracing the darkness, as it is only by doing so that he can find salvation in this world. This we ask in your vengeful name.</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>John and Robert Darkness</strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Amen.</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Having said that, Vengeance and The New Darkness Warriors cart the casket back to the locker room as medics attend to Lobster Warrior and Valiant. The announcers are close to speechless for several seconds, not believing what had just happened.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, if it's any consolation, the attack on Valiant means that's one less joker in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We don't even know that yet...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This has got to be one of the most shocking things I have ever witnessed here in the SWF. We've long been aware of Vengeance's penchant for darkness...but seeing how he seemed to will it...how that darkness led to victory for the SWF's Avenging Angel...that was...that was...something.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've seen Vengeance try - and fail - to convert his previous Casket Match victims. Christian Faith. Jack Bruce. Lobster Warrior. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hannah looks to be shell-shocked here. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Look at her walking to the locker room in a catatonic state!</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Something tells me things aren't quite right here. And Valiant's alert now...he's tellin' the medics that he can fight later! Valiant can fight later! Good Gawd, Valiant, you've got to put that all behind you and focus on tonight's match!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What difference will it make?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duane, if you would just kindly shut the hell up and understand the gravity of the situation? There could be more than this than meets the eye, and all you wanna talk about is your client. Your best friend. The SWF World Heavyweight Champion. GIVE IT A REST, WILL YOU?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well sor-ry!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Thank Gawd I only have to deal with you during pay-per-views.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Brandon James vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Earlier, we heard Peter Michaels finally lose his temper with Duane Fry, and the two remain at odds as Rich Money and Brandon James tangle up for their SWF Title match.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Money, unlike many others, can sure call the slow build, and while not much happens in the first few minutes, Money keeps things interesting by selling well for James and making the ex-Chase Agency stalwart look like a threat. As such, James' rest holds don't appear to be allowing Money any time to rest, on account of his natural stiffness.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After Money seizes control at 4:40 with a running swinging neckbreaker (which James kicks out of), James gains the upper hand less than a minute later, countering a Tiger Bomb attempt and using a big boot to set up a gorilla press slam!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">With James controlling things up to the eighth minute, we get to see just how stiff Big Cat is - his knee lifts, punches, and especially his chops look like they hurt big-time, and Money appears a bit exasperated as James executes a rather sloppy belly-to-belly suplex on the reigning champ.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">James gets thrown off at 8:30 as Rogue climbs the apron to distract referee Ric Young and Paul Huntingdon runs in with a High Society on the much larger Big Cat. He also gets several kicks in right in time for Young to miss it. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After several minutes of Money making things hard for James, including a nasty Indian deathlock that James breaks with a rope grab, Big Cat recovers by rolling away from the Dollars from Heaven at 13:30. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After this recovery, James retakes control in this see-saw match before a missed clothesline allows Money to kick James in the midsection and go for a stump piledriver.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Money goes for the Money in the Bank at 18:00, but again, James is there for the counter, and he follows that up with a brilliant Brandon Bomb Drop as he tries once again to find his second wind! Both men are trying to recover when Emma Chase finally steps in for a Dollar Sign distraction.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Ms. Chase is actually teasing removing the "Dollar Sign" bra and taking off her blazer, and James looks quite distracted...until he exits the ring and decides to lay waste to Rogue and Huntingdon! And he does so just in the nick of time to avoid a Money attack.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 22:20, James continues going into business for himself, hitting a stiff lariat on Money and picking him up for a face first powerbomb. He tries to milk the crowd's attention, posing for them and getting a nice enough cheer, and goes for the Big Cat Pounce. Could this win it for the DaVE veteran?</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c23dcd45-d0d8-4ef7-81c8-4ada2f04a3da_zps19fc8d29.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The answer is NO! New Money/Chase acquisition Marat Khoklov hits the ring slowly, distracting James, while Rogue once again tests Young's patience by trying to step in.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">With the referee distracted, Khoklov effortlessly climbs the apron and hits the ring and prevents James from even attacking by hitting a Moscow Lariat and sending Big Cat down on the mat!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Ric Young sees none of that, as Money groggily tries to cover James. ONE...TWO...THREE! Rich Money retains, and this time he's got the Russian Superbeast to thank for this title retention.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Money in 24:17. Rich Money is STILL the SWF Champion.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Ana, could you tell Peter that I found that last match to be surprisingly good, considering Brandon James' lack of versatility?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You tell him, Duane!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Go say whatever you want, Duane, because the match you have been waiting for is up next - the Awesome Impact Chamber Match.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Aw, c'mon, Pete! You know I'm sorry for not showing much concern earlier!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Your apologies have as much sincerity as the Partay Dudez have musicality. Just say what you have to say...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Brandon James deserves a lot of credit in the last match. He was, after all, up against the Moneyman, the face of the SWF and, in effect, the SWF by virtue of his holding the SWF Title.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And so does Marat Khoklov. With Khoklov stepping in at Rich Money's behest as long as he's here in America, how could the Moneyman ever lose?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I still don't believe it. Not you, Ana - what you said is absolutely right. But I know this one colleague of ours is itchin' to get out of the announce table and stand in the corner of his best friend and client. He's just sayin' that to PATRONIZE us, Ana, and patronize the SWF Galaxy. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Fry)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> So on behalf of our colleague Ana Garcia, I'd like to say this, Duane Fry - TAKE A HIKE AND GO DOIN' THAT THING YOU DID TO GET YOU REMOVED FROM THE SUPREME ANNOUNCE TEAM!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Alright, I will. But for the last time, Peter and Ana, I am SORRY!</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(MINOR ANGLE) Darren Smith Gets Ready</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/44_zps4a36cb77.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em></em></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Following that last Peter Michaels-Duane Fry argument, we see Darren Smith exiting Barry Bowen's office - it looks like Smith will be officiating the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, marking his first title match refereeing job since When Hell Freezes Over, when he was suspended indefinitely from refereeing title matches. What ramifications could this have on the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, if he is indeed the referee?</em></div><em></em></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Angry Gilmore vs Des Davids vs Jack Bruce vs Valiant vs Marc DuBois vs Remo ©</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Awesome Impact (Elimination) Chamber Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/90_zps0613a9ba.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After the splashy entrances from all six Awesome Impact Chamber Match entrants, the announcers (just Peter Michaels and Ana Garcia now) explain that two men will randomly be chosen to kick off the match, followed by one new entrant per five minutes. That said, Valiant and Marc DuBois are first to leave their pods...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Despite his recent drug policy violation, DuBois seems quite sharp, and is able to drop Valiant with a Nutcracker Sweet (his alternate finisher) at the two-minute mark; he then poses for the crowd, making crazy facial expressions and pointing to himself.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Valiant, still looking dazed from the mystery "darkness attack" at the hands of Vengeance and his Family of Darkness, struggles to find his form early on, but counters a DuBois suplex attempt into an overhead fallaway slam, and applies the "Headlock of Honor" - yes, Valiant's rest holds have names now!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The five-minute buzzer sounds, which means it's time for the third man to enter this match...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...IT'S SHOWTIME! Jack Bruce makes a dramatic entrance, sweeping Valiant as he stands up and dropping DuBois with an enzuigiri. He's clearly the most impressive out of the three Awesome Impact entrants over the second five-minute span, though a Long Island Trio on DuBois has the Maniac kicking out.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">DuBois tries applying the Fruitcake for Everybody on Bruce at 8:40, but Valiant kicks DuBois from behind and tosses him angrily against one of the empty pods!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Peter Michaels is commenting about how Valiant appears to be getting more aggressive over the course of the match, when the ten-minute buzzer sounds...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Duane Fry, who's standing by at ringside, leaps up high in the air as reigning SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo is freed from his pod! The Alpha Dog is in full-on "gone huntin'" mode right now, and he quickly decimates Valiant, then Marc DuBois. He then finds himself face-to-face with Jack Bruce, and he two have a tense staredown that ends with both men locking up, and Bruce scoring with an implant DDT!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Fry can hardly believe himself as Bruce, bad back and all, stuns Remo early on! "YOU KNOW WHERE TO HURT HIM!", yells Fry. "YOU KNOW WHAT BODY PART TO WORK!" Indeed, Remo connects on a basic, yet hard powerslam on Bruce, and is in the process of stomping his back when Valiant sweeps him from behind and swings him against the ropes to set up a backdrop!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As the 15-minute mark approaches, it's mostly Bruce vs DuBois and Valiant vs Remo, and after Bruce legsweeps DuBois, he and Valiant team up against the Alpha Dog, with Valiant hitting a Patriot Missile and Bruce following up with an elbow drop. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Bruce then goes for Valiant, stunning him with the Jack Bruce Flurry and dropping him with a running plancha forearm. Remo gets up, and Bruce does the same to the Alpha Dog, as Darren Smith starts counting. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT and buzzer! Time for the fifth entrant to emerge from his pod...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's Des Davids, and he gets a bigger pop than expected as this San Antonio crowd seems to be rooting big-time for the underdog!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Davids' Quarterback Sack on DuBois seems to be good enough to make the Maniac this match's first elimination, but Eric Eisen makes an appearance at ringside, throwing Davids off his focus! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The distraction allows Bruce to knock Davids out with the New York Minute, but much to Eisen's chagrin, Davids kicks out of it! Bruce, being an extremely popular babyface, has an expression on his face that might as well say "this guy's good!"</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Shane Stones, who's serving as second referee outside the ring, escorts Eisen back to the locker room as the action inside the chamber remains fast and furious. Remo's still looking a bit off-form and Valiant and Bruce are getting a lot of cover attempts, but we've got one man remaining inside his pod, and it's...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...ANGRY GILMORE! Tonight's wild card qualifier gets probably the biggest cheer from the audience, and he unloads like a house on fire, clotheslining Bruce, ducking a Remo attack, and landing a perfect dropkick on the scrappy underdog Davids!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Remo's lack of focus doesn't seem to be unsettling Fry too much, even as Valiant connects with a neckbreaker on the reigning champ. Remo kicks out easily as DuBois now goes to work on Valiant.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Seeking to make the first elimination of the match, Gilmore German Suplexes DuBois while the latter attacks Valiant, and that's kicked out of quite dubiously - pun intended. Gilmore angrily contests Smith's moderately slow count, and that allows DuBois to go for the Dubious DuBois Pin!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Simultaneously pulling on Gilmore's cargo shorts and putting one foot on the ropes, DuBois looks wildly at the camera as Smith makes his count. </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>BAM! BAM! BAM!</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Once again...</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>BAM! BAM! BAM!</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter Michaels calls it the "fastest three-count in SWF history", and Gilmore is livid as he has once again been screwed by the Commissioner! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Yes, it does appear as if Smith was doing this to get his right to officiate title matches back, but it doesn't matter, as "Mr. Referee Bump" Smith gets a dose of Anger Management before Gilmore angrily storms back to the locker room. Smith is dragged out of the ring by Stones, and replaced by Ric Young.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #1</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Gilmore in 25:44. (DuBois pinned Gilmore with underhanded tactics and an extremely fast count.)</div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">We're now down to five men, and it's not more than a minute later when Jack Bruce takes revenge (of sorts) against DuBois by pinning him in...and with a New York Minute. Say what you may about his vices, but DuBois had just wrestled a very solid 26 minutes.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #2</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DuBois in 26:39. (Bruce pinned DuBois with a New York Minute.)</div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Remo, who has seemingly been off his game thus far, picks it up now that we have four men remaining, blasting Valiant with the Destroyer, only for Valiant to kick out. Meanwhile, Bruce and Davids are having quite an interesting babyface tussle that ends with the Cream of the Crop going for a Long Island Trio on Prime Time.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That, however, gets interrupted by Remo grabbing Bruce from behind, whipping him furiously against one of the pods (and busting Bruce wide open), </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">and following up a Rise and Shine on Davids with a Lumbar Puncture. Young counts ONE...TWO...THREE! and Davids becomes the third elimination.</span></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #3</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Davids in 29:17. (Remo pinned Davids with a Lumbar Puncture.)</div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The final three are Bruce, Valiant and Remo, and a look of worry can occasionally be see on the Honorable One's face, due to Nicky Champion's earlier "burial" and the savage attack on the Champions of Honor that left Hannah catatonic and Lobby's fate currently unknown. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Bruce, meanwhile, appears to be showing no signs of being slowed down by his back problems, while Remo is slowly but surely turning into the monster Fry has built him up to be.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Bruce looks to be this close to eliminating the Alpha Dog at 32:40, as Valiant tries to recover by one of the pods. Following a New York Minute on Remo, Bruce goes for the cover, but is stopped in his tracks by the </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>surprise appearance of Christian Faith, who is insisting to Shane Stones that he should be in this match!</strong></span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Faith can be seen shaking his fist angrily at Bruce as Valiant takes advantage of the opportunity and V-Splits the Cream of the Crop! Valiant could be on to something here as Young counts ONE...TWO...THREE! We're now down to two men, and surprise, surprise - Valiant just might have a chance to end Remo's reign of terror as World champ! Meanwhile, Stones finally succeeds in telling Faith to beat it and take his complaining elsewhere...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #4</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Bruce in 33:11. (Valiant pinned Bruce with a V-Split following a distraction from Christian Faith.)</div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Even if Valiant eliminated the popular Bruce, the crowd is firmly behind him now - Remo, after all, has nuclear heat here in the Alamodome, and Duane Fry's presence as manager is a big reason behind it.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"GET INTO MONSTER MODE!", yells Fry, as he finds himself distracted by someone who isn't a wrestler - Peter Michaels! Yes, it looks like Fry couldn't stand the fact that Michaels is cheering for Valiant, and he looks at "the Dean" of SWF announcers quite angrily as Valiant slips out of a Destroyer attempt.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Having escaped the Destroyer, Valiant uses basic offensive moves to try to soften Remo up for another V-Split, but Fry's obnoxious cheerleading lights a fire within Remo! Or it could be a case of Valiant's worries about his stablemates kicking in, as he's got a flustered look on his face with Remo going for a second Destroyer. BOOM! It connects!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">With Valiant down, Remo arrogantly puts his foot down on the fallen up-and-comer, and Ric Young begins counting. ONE...TWO...THREE! Remo is still World Heavyweight champ, though one has to applaud Valiant for lasting all 37 minutes of this match and putting up such a good fight.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>FINAL ELIMINATION</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Valiant in 37:04. (Remo pinned Valiant with the Destroyer.)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Remo in 37:04. Remo is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Michaels</span></strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Valiant could have won it. He should have won it. But with myriad worries about the Champions of Honor weighing him down, he just didn't have an answer for the Destroyer. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You can't blame Valiant for tonight's failure to win the World Heavyweight title. I mean, if Vengeance did what he did earlier to your friends and allies, you'd be distracted too from bell to bell!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Very true, Ana. In the meantime, I will have to admit that Duane Fry's been doing a good...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(stopping as Remo suddenly approaches the announce table)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Remo, what are you doing here?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Duane, I know what you're thinkin'. You don't wanna do that, Duane Fry. You don't wanna do that...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>But Remo and Duane Fry do it anyway, as Awesome Impact ends with the sight of Remo landing a Destroyer on the venerable Peter Michaels, Duane Fry laughing hysterically and holding up Remo's belt for the booing crowd, and Ana Garcia shocked at how low Fry and Remo would stoop down to just to prove how dominant the Alpha Dog is! Awesome Impact goes off the air with Garcia trying to attend to Michaels and the 40,000-strong crowd at the Alamodome pelting Remo and Fry with debris as they head back to the locker room...</em></span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Awesome Impact Final Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">86/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Increased Popularity in 13 Regions</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> PPV Buyrate - 4.09 (NEW RECORD)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Trending on Twitter - #Remo #PeterMichaels #Valiant #DuaneFry #AwesomeImpactChamberMatch #GilmoreGotScrewed #RichMoney #MaratKhoklov #JackBruce #DarrenSmith </strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · May 6, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Inasmuch as I didn't want to rehash the "user avatar becomes movie star" segments from the old diaries, this post-PPV backstage segment revisits that theme...slightly. And it does tie in with the less likable Nicky Champion we'll be seeing soon. I did promise a less goody-two-shoes Nicky Champion, and here he is...hanging out with ring rats and lying to his best friend Des Davids by drinking with the Smacker.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"An Unforchnate [sic] Turn of Events"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Sunday, March 16, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

The Esquire Bar, San Antonio, Tex.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

11:45 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/RichardEisen_alt1jt_zpsa2fbbbd9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Just one match in the coming three weeks. Tops. Next time you'll be out there would be at the 2014 Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching. Take it in, brother, you deserved it!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Thank you, Rick, I really appreciate it, but...is there any reason?" When it came to Richard Eisen, I knew to brace myself for a possible catch. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Oh, nothing really, Nicky. You should realize that your 30-second spots for Supreme Cuts Burgers are doing really great. Much better than Jack Bruce's and Squeeky McClean's. You're getting a lot of fan mail, and it's not just from the kids...a lot of women are asking about you. That's why I decided to schedule you for some screen tests!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Screen tests?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Richard Eisen, like his sons, enjoyed his nicotine, so I had to flinch a bit as the boss lit up another Marlboro. "Supreme Studios is making another movie. We're thinking of having some of the Superstars play key roles in the film. Think of the merchandise you can sell, Nicky. I can make you richer than Sam Strong ever dreamed of, and this could be a start!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"So what's the film about?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"'60s garage bands. It's gonna be a coming of age film, and I think you'd be a natural as the band's roadie. You're gonna be part of the high school football team, of course, and you're gonna act as a bully at first...until you realize the error of your ways. The lead guitarist, who's this bright, nerdy kid who gets picked on a lot, helps you with your grades, and you help the band against their bullies."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"But I'm 29 years old, Rick! I'm too old to be playing a high school student. And I never acted before..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You think what you're doing isn't acting? When you step out there and yell 'NICKY CHAMPION IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!'? You ARE already acting, Nicky, and your role as the band's roadie could be a sleeper role of sorts. You're not part of the band, but your magnetism will shine through with the audience...especially the ladies. You could be the next Shaquille O'Neal...the next big professional athlete to transition successfully into the movie industry! Hyuk-hyuk-hyuk (cough cough cough)..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Monday, March 17, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Whatever bar the Smacker etc. were at</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Close to closing time, I guess?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

It was a heady time in the life of Nick Chavez the person, and not just Nicky Champion the in-ring character. An hour ago, Richard Eisen had offered me a screen test for a Supreme Studios movie. Many were saying my casket match with Vengeance, and not the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, was the highlight of the PPV. And here I was with that girl Sierra, that 18-year-old ring rat I met back in Denver, downing beers with the Smacker, Kurt Laramee, The New Darkness Warriors, and The Platinum Blondes. Yes, I used my date as an excuse to switch bars and see what was up with Big Smack Scott and his backstage faction, though it's not like I wasn't enjoying this date. Sierra wanted to meet other SWF Superstars, and here she was, with six more of them and the Hawkeye. A very drunken Hawkeye, might I add.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/CVFP_WhiteFemale_015_zps971ec6a6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Baby, do any of you have some blow or somethin'?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Nicky Champion doesn't do drugs, because Nicky Champion is a good role model to the youth of America and the mini-me of Sam Strong and the epitome of USPW American Wrestling! Because Nicky Champion..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"...IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!!!!" The other wrestlers yelled my catchphrase in unison as I swayed around, totally out of my element. That was the thing with ring rats - a lot of them did drugs, and Sierra was no exception. Fortunately for her, the Smacker's girl for the evening had some of the white stuff on her, and that took care of the coke problem.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

But all that booze was giving me another problem to deal with, a problem I would learn about the morning after.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Monday, March 17, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

San Antonio Marriott Rivercenter, Room ???</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

11:00 a.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Shit, my head hurts.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I was also supposed to see for myself whether the Smacker was worth joining forces with, but I hardly remember a thing about last night. And my head hurts.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Hey...where did that Sierra girl go? Is she making me breakfast or something? Of course not - I'm in my hotel room and we can call room service any time. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

My first guess was that she had gone off for a swim without me. So here I was, scrounging for some clean clothes to wear, when I found the note on the side table.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>"Who would hv guessd [sic] that ur a jobber in bed? And cant hold ur alcoholl? [sic] Forchnateley [sic] I met Erik Eysen [sic] and he turned out to be the champ u'd never be. Nice meetin u Nicky. I still like ya thou. [sic] Dont [sic] be a strainger [sic] next time ur in Denver area! Hv a good 1. S"</em></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Performance in bed insulted. Ring rat had a better time with Klubb member Eric Eisen. Friend-zoned in a note with the worst spelling I had seen this side of Giant Redwood. Days like this, you'd really wish you stayed in bed.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Note to self, Nicky - never drink too much when hanging with gorgeous ring rats.</span></p>

3rdStringPG · May 6, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, MARCH WEEK 2 2014 (PPV)</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - MARCH 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose Nicky Champion's love interest, except Dawn the Cheerleader (KP's girlfriend on old diary), Jessie (Mrs. Angry Gilmore) and Britney Hollywood (Donnie J's fiancee)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> overthetop2 - 15/18, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">83%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+8/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> JShmoopy - 28/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">82%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6,+1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 24/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">71%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/8, +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 24/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">71%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 23/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">68%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 22/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">65%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 22/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">65%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Same Old White Dolphin - 22/34, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">65%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Bigjondalegend - 10/18, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#A52A2A;">56%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Hitman74 - 9/18, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#A52A2A;">50%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/8)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> kieranforthewin - 4/8, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#A0522D;">50%</span></strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well, look who's vaulted to the top of the rankings with a perfect 8-for-8 Awesome Impact! <strong>Overthetop2</strong> now leads JShmoopy by the smallest of margins, though we've still got a tight race for third place. Two more weeks remain in the month of March, so things could easily change between now and the end of this month's contest.</p><p> </p><p> As hard as the Awesome Impact Chamber Match was to write, the April PPV will pose a greater challenge, as it'll be 30-man Royal Rumble-style battle royal time! The World is Watching, as I've always written it, features the Battle for Supremacy, where the winner gets to main event Supreme Challenge. And battle royals tend to be harder to write than other special matches...</p><p> </p><p> Talking about Awesome Impact, my hopes for an extended Lobby vs Robbie feud were dashed by their poor chemistry. Good call, I guess, for me to put them on the pre-show. Also was a bit unpleasantly surprised by the impromptu wild card qualifier to replace Faith (Gilmore vs Eisen vs Rogue) scoring so low. However, it was all for good, as Gilmore's psychology saved the main event, even if I wrote him as getting screwed by becoming the last man in...and the first man out, no thanks to Darren Smith's super-fast count.</p><p> </p><p> I see a lot of people predicted Squeeky McClean to win. As good a wrestler as he is, he's now number two on my time decline list, and his matches haven't been scoring too well. Hence the decision to have him drop the strap to someone younger and more reliable - Captain Atomic. Hopefully he doesn't turn into the Atomic we saw on E-V's diary, refusing to job when his popularity gets substantially better.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great shows man! Though I'm finding Duane Fry EXTREMELY irritating at the announce table. He's like Paul Heyman, except you have to listen to him for an entire hour. Haha.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you as usual! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Well, I guess you can say that Duane Fry is doing his job...a little too well. Blame the real Heyman's insistent proclamations of "MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE STREAK!" for my subconsciously making Fry into too much of a Remo shill for comfort.</p><p> </p><p> Well, Peter Michaels did tell Fry to shut up and stop making everything about Remo, though he eventually ended up paying for it... <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I actually want Vengeance to win but I don't see the point of him holding the briefcase now</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He did say he doesn't care about titles anymore, so it looks like he may be handing that briefcase over to somebody, but not The New Darkness Warriors since they're both midcarders. Or doing something else with it.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>Countout victory as Faith walks out claiming he wants to "rest" for his title match later</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That was an interesting premise, but Faith, even as a heel, isn't the type to pull such cowardly tactics. As it turned out, he did score a Pyrrhic victory over Frehley, as Peter Michaels said, as he was asked to sit out the Awesome Impact Chamber Match due to his physical condition at the end of the match.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Getting pushed for some reason xD</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes indeed they are! Though now that The Amazing Bumfholes have made history as the first five-time tag champs in the SWF, we'll have to wait and see what happens to The Pain Alliance next. Currently thinking of a good storyline to stick them in, while at the same time teasing some friction within The UnStable... (Even if The UnStable breaks up, I don't see myself turning any of them face.)</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>James is ok, but I can never make him work as a face for some reason when I do SWF</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Such is the challenge when it comes to someone like Brandon James. Sure, the game gives him a good face rating, but looking at his character history, I find it quite challenging to make him interesting as one of the good guys.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Remo will win and stuffs. This match looks really good cause you have the up and coming talent in Valiant, Davids and DuBois if he stops the drugs. And then you got the Superstars in Bruce, Faith and the future legend in Remo.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes indeed! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

3rdStringPG · May 6, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - On to the third week, and more predictions! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Targeting this weekend for the next Supreme TV to be posted.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/Fallout_zps2c671599.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...Fighting his former tag team partner Robert Darkness, Lobster Warrior kicked things off by successfully defending his United States Title in the Awesome Impact pre-show...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Christian Faith and Steve Frehley started the main show with a physically intense match that saw Faith defeating the Dark Destroyer cleanly, but at the price of his physical condition; the SWF's medical team advised Faith to sit out the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, causing the Supreme Legend to go ballistic and bitterly take out referee Darren Smith after the match...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...With Faith unfit to fight in the chamber, Commissioner Barry Bowen scheduled a wild card qualifier for the sixth spot, featuring qualifying match losers Eric Eisen and Rogue. With Jungle Lord still away from the SWF due to unspecified personal reasons, Bowen was forced by the Owner and Chairman himself, Richard Eisen, to give Angry Gilmore something to do and have him replace Jungle Lord. Gilmore would end up winning this match and moving on to the Awesome Impact Chamber...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Two titles changed hands early on in Awesome Impact, as The Amazing Bumfholes won a record-breaking fifth World Tag Team Title against The Pain Alliance and The Platinum Blondes, while Captain Atomic defeated Squeeky McClean to win the North American Title for the first time in his career...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Marat Khoklov continued dominating in his return, celebrating his addition to the Money-Chase Organization by destroying powerlifter Mighty Joe "AVALANCHE!!!" Goodridge...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...In what was an intense, hard-hitting match with a shocking conclusion, Nicky Champion lost his blue Nothing to Lose Briefcase to Vengeance in a Casket Match, allowing Vengeance to remain undefeated in said type of match and giving him control of the briefcase, where he can do anything he wants with it. Aside from Champion being "buried", the attack that happened in the darkness right before Vengeance put Champion in the casket had also caused Hannah to go catatonic and Lobster Warrior in a questionable state...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Relying on a valuable assist from Marat Khoklov, Rich Money hung on to his SWF Title by defeating Brandon James in a grueling 24-minute match for the belt. But it wasn't all Khoklov, though, as Money-Chase Organization employees Rogue and Paul Huntingdon and CEO Emma Chase all helped toward the cause. Would that be enough, though, for Money to continue having faith in his investment?</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...In the six-man Awesome Impact Chamber Match, Remo overcame some inconsistency to beat a very distracted Valiant (due to the attack on The Champions of Honor), though Valiant earned some props for hanging on for the entire 37 minutes of the match. Angry Gilmore was first to be eliminated, as Darren Smith, hoping to get his title match officiating privileges back for good, ignored Marc DuBois' illegal tactics and fast-counted Gilmore. DuBois was soon eliminated by Bruce, followed by Des Davids, who had earlier shook off an Eric Eisen distraction, only to fall to Remo some time later. Jack Bruce was a surprise fourth elimination, no thanks to Christian Faith arriving at ringside to insist to outside official Shane Stones that he be let into the match.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Despite retaining his World Heavyweight Title, Remo wasn't done for the evening! With Duane Fry having argued earlier with Peter Michaels, and Fry having taken offense to Michaels' support for Valiant, Fry had Remo assault Michaels at the announce table, with the out-of-shape, 50-something announcer taking a Destroyer from the Alpha Dog.</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Bridgestone Arena (Tennessee, Southeast)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> March 18, 2014 (Week 3)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Captain Atomic © vs Squeeky McClean</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Rematch]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Pain Alliance</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF World Tag Team Title Rematch]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment: </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>????? vs Vengeance</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brandon James vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Angry Gilmore vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> John H. Lewis Gymnasium (Georgia, Southeast)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, March 20, 2014 (Week 3)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Los Metalheads and Swoop McCarthy vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [six-Man Tag Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Donnie J vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who will be the next TCW Talent mentioned as a potential SWF hire for April?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> A) Aaron Andrews</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> B) Joey Minnesota</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> C) Koshiro Ino</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> D) Someone Else</span></p></div><p></p></div></blockquote>

kieranforthewin · May 6, 2014

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment: Not gonna drop the title this quick and like you said Squeeky</p><p>

Is on the decline list.</p><p> </p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment: Ditto apart from the </p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Comment: I don't know if this was a mistake or not so I'll just leave it </p><p>

blank because Awesome Impact has gone. If it's not I'll go for Eisen</p><p>

getting revenge.</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment: I think it'll be either Lobby or Valiant and Vengeance will win.</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

[Qualifier for Awesome Impact Chamber Match for World Heavyweight Title]</p><p>

Still confused about Awesome Impact but I'll say James will win anyways</p><p> </p><p>

Comment: Gilmore is Everything</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

John H. Lewis Gymnasium (Georgia, Southeast)</p><p>

Thursday, March 20, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads and Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ </strong>Britney Hollywood)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: Partay Dudez are cool dudez</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment: Yep</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs<strong> Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment: One of my favorites. </p><p> </p><p>

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Getting a push hopefully.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: Guessing an upset victory here. Sexy might be declining.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be the next TCW Talent mentioned as a potential SWF hire for April?</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

A) Aaron Andrews</strong></p><p>

B) Joey Minnesota</p><p>

C) Koshiro Ino</p><p>

D) Someone Else</p><p> </p><p>

So glad Valiant eliminated Bruce and got to the final 2 <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I really hope</p><p>

he gets the super push of all pushes.</p>

3rdStringPG · May 6, 2014

<p>@kieranforthewin - Yup, that was a mistake. Such are the risks of copy-pasting...</p><p> </p><p>

Thanks for catching that! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Got it fixed now.</p>

flaviooooo · May 6, 2014

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

John H. Lewis Gymnasium (Georgia, Southeast)</p><p>

Thursday, March 20, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads and Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be the next TCW Talent mentioned as a potential SWF hire for April?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Aaron Andrews</p><p>

B) Joey Minnesota</p><p>

<strong>C) Koshiro Ino</strong></p><p>

D) Someone Else</p>

Midnightnick · May 6, 2014

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs<strong> Eric Eisen </strong>(w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rogue</strong> (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

John H. Lewis Gymnasium (Georgia, Southeast)</p><p>

Thursday, March 20, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads and Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Donnie J</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) </strong>vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be the next TCW Talent mentioned as a potential SWF hire for April?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) Aaron Andrews</strong></p><p>

B) Joey Minnesota</p><p>

C) Koshiro Ino</p><p>

D) Someone Else</p>

KnowYourEnemy · May 6, 2014

<p><strong>SWF Supreme TV</strong></p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment: Cap'n Atomic is a good look for the North American title... Squeeky doesn't stand a chance to regain after losing. </p><p> </p><p>

[sWF World Tag Team Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment: Don't like Bumfholes as Champs, but that is personal, and no way they lose to Pain Alliance in a rematch. </p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Davids not ready for prime time... not yet. </p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Vengeance</strong></p><p>

Comment: Don't see the #1 Contender losing to Squiggles. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: The Big Cat will get the Heat back here -- Rogue has a history of weak performance. </p><p> </p><p>

Comment: Gilmore loses here, by nefarious means -- he's the best worker in SWF by far. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p>

Los Metalheads and Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: Team has a name. </p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment: Knew I should've picked Vengeance. Don't know how you dragged him through a 17-minute match. New Darkness Warriors beat The Attacking Animals in a squash match. </p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment: This is a squash.</p><p> </p><p>

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: DuBois takes the victory here, continuing his push.</p><p> </p><p>

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: I have to think Sexy is too high up on the card here. </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be the next TCW Talent mentioned as a potential SWF hire for April?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Aaron Andrews</p><p>

<strong>B) Joey Minnesota</strong></p><p>

C) Koshiro Ino</p><p>

D) Someone Else</p>

Bigjondalegend · May 7, 2014

<p>Captin Atomic</p><p>

Amazing Bumfholes</p><p>

Eisen ( does something underhanded to win)</p><p>

Vengence</p><p>

Brandon James </p><p>

Remo with fry by his side how can he lose </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

uprising</p><p>

24/7 party boys the keep partying and winning</p><p>

Darkness warriors</p><p>

Donnie J. </p><p>

Marc Dubois </p><p>

Joe sexy</p><p> </p><p>

Koshiro Ino</p>

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