SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

KnowYourEnemy · May 14, 2014

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Oregon Gardens (Oregon, Northwest)</p><p>

March 25, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p>

Plata vs <strong>Rich Money ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Can't pass up good ratings, eh 3rdString? Only reason this match happens is "Plata's" In-Ring skills. </p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Can't see Marcy Marc losing here.. continuing his push. </p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic and ????? vs <strong>Jackson Marlowe and Squeeky McClean</strong></p><p>

Comment: Marlowe gets heat here with ??? taking the pin.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Big Smack Scott</p><p>

Comment: Smackimania will run wild... after he gets squashed by Bruce. Nobody beats Jack Bruce. Ever. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith</p><p>

Comment: Frehley gets the middle match, followed by "Faith is done" speculation, and Faith destroying him in the blowoff. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore </strong>vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs <em>Valiant (w/Jessie)</em></p><p>

[Number One Contender Elimination Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title; first man eliminated enters #1 in Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment: Valiant gets turned on by Jessie, and the shenanigans put the other face as #1 Contender. Gilmore "can't" challenge at World Is Watching, so Bowen hand-picks a random midcarder.... Davids? </p><p> </p><p>

I call Jessie-Gilmore-Valiant relationship kayfabe breakage soon. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment: Momentum, Momentum..</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The Bad Newz Bearz (El Oso Polar de Canadiense and Masked Patriot w/bear mask)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Four Jobbers, 1 Pin. Who will become victorious? Bad Newz Bearz, with rapper gimmicks explaining the zeds, take it to establish themselves as a team, and The Masked Beartriot gets the pin.</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Looks like my Rogue comments got a response... Rogue is going to break Donnie J into a million little pieces. </p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment: The Awesomeness deserve better, but Pain Alliance have been booked too strong. </p><p>

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The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

[Non-title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Bumfholes will fend off the Blondes... but not the Darkness Warriors. I call Randy getting captured by "The Darkness Warriors" and possibly Kayfabe Bumfhole? Kayfabe Bumfhole would be win. </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #1 - Which High Stakes rookie will emerge as the best talker on the promo challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Lenny Brown</p><p>

B) Matthew Keith</p><p>

C) Michael Wilmington III</p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

<strong>E) Spencer Spade</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question #2 - Which non-SWF Superstar will be mentioned on the next Pro Wrestling Hits article as having been caught with illegal drugs? </p><p>

<strong>Edd Stone</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Tiebreaker (if necessary, closest to actual grade gets the point) - What will be the final grade in numbers for the Gilmore vs Eisen vs Valiant elimination match?</p><p>

78</p>

JShmoopy · May 14, 2014

Tiebreaker (if necessary, closest to actual grade gets the point) - What will be the final grade in numbers for the Gilmore vs Eisen vs Valiant elimination match?
78

Have you been watching The Price is Right lately?

Depending on where you are from, you may or may not get that joke. I know there are a lot of people on here from outside the US.

3rdStringPG · May 17, 2014

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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Oregon Gardens (Oregon, Northwest)

Attendance - 14,986

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YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:

Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia

Michaels

- Class is in session, and in one more week, this neck brace will be off! And yes, I'm still planning to pursue legal action against Duane Fry and Remo. I'm Peter Michaels, and joining me tonight are Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia.

J. Eisen

- Thank you, Peter. Got a capacity crowd here tonight at the Oregon Gardens in Portland, and tonight promises to be one exciting evening of Supreme TV action! Christian Faith and Steve Frehley will be facing off in a rematch of their Awesome Impact encounter. Lobster Warrior will be defending his United States title against either Joe Sexy or Marc DuBois of The Sex Maniacs, so be sure to vote on the SWF App if you haven't! We've also got Jack Bruce in action tonight...and, in Secrets of the Smooth's return to Supreme TV, Roger Cage will be interviewing Jackson Marlowe!

A. Garcia

- Who?

J. Eisen

- Jungle Lord before rehab, Jackson Marlowe after rehab. It should be interesting to hear Jackson Marlowe discuss his road to sobriety, though knowing Roger Cage's skills as an interviewer, or lack thereof, he probably wouldn't go there.

A. Garcia

- And in tonight's main event, we're going to have Angry Gilmore, Eric Eisen, and Rogue, all of whom declared through Twitter over the weekend that they're joining the Battle for Supremacy, up against Valiant, who's got his sights on Remo's World Heavyweight Title, in a four-way number one contender elimination match.

J. Eisen

- Since neither Remo nor Duane Fry accepted Valiant's challenge, the Commissioner has put the Honorable One in a match against those three men, and the first man eliminated...will enter first in the Battle for Supremacy.

Michaels

- In what has to be a very curious, and dare I say, cowardly decision from Commissioner Barry Bowen, the man in charge has chosen to justify his actions against Angry Gilmore via Twitter, and not clear the air out in the ring! And this, I quote - "Disrespect deserves disrespect in return, and try as he may, Angry Gilmore will always be a solid hand and nothing more."

J. Eisen

- Rich Money says he always gets what he wants, and it would appear that Barry Bowen is adopting a similar mentality! He has effectively kept Angry Gilmore at arm's length AND off television until tonight's main event by sticking him with FIVE security guards who are not to let him into the Oregon Gardens until that match!

A. Garcia

- Let's see if I'm understanding this. Last week, Barry Bowen stopped Angry Gilmore from having a go at Rich Money's SWF Title by stepping in Gilmore's match against Remo and blasting him with a Train Wreck. Now he's chosen to limit his comments to social media, and kept Gilmore away from the arena until the final match of the evening? WOW. Someone's afraid.

Michaels

- I completely agree with you there, Ana, and there's no doubt that Barry Bowen's corruption has reached completely new levels. There's no doubt either that he's protecting the best interests of the man who's in the ring right now...SWF Champion Rich Money.

(PROMO) Money Promo

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Rich Money is in the ring with associates Rogue and Paul Huntingdon and Money-Chase Organization CEO Emma Chase, and since he spent most of the past week keeping Barry Bowen company as he hid away in his office, this marks his "victory celebration" for retaining the SWF Title at Awesome Impact.

Money
- ...I always get what I want, SWF Galaxy. May it be a date with the hottest new flavor-of-the-month starlet, a groundbreaking business deal like my acquisition of the notoriously underperforming Chase Agency, or the SWF Title around my waist, I get what I want, and that's because I have something you don't. I have money. I AM Money. And being that I am STILL YOUR SWF Champion, I am the face of this company, and the face of the broader wrestling industry. No, that face isn't that of a chrome-dome with problems holding in his rage or showing respect for authority.
(pauses as the crowd boos and chants Angry Gilmore's name)
Oh, you MARKS. You know damn well that the Darling of the Dirt Sheets will never be more than a moral champion, but never an ACTUAL SWF Champion. As I was saying, the face of the SWF is not a lifetime underachiever who could have caused the entire stock market to crash in 1929 had there been a Chase Agency then. The face of the SWF is the face of Money, and as I've convincingly disposed of Angry Gilmore and Brandon James, I'm bored...

Chase
- So who's it gonna be? The locker room is filled with old farts, fallen stars, and never-will-bes. So with that in mind, I have asked the Commissioner, Barry Bowen, to...

At that moment, Money suddenly receives a call on his cell phone, and it appears to be the same man who had called him the week before while he was guesting on the announce table.

Money
- Hello? This is he. Rich Money, SWF Champion, Owner and Chairman of the Money-Chase Organization. Yes? I thought I told you to go away. You were merely a negotiating tool. Yes, Sir, I did that because I'm Rich Money. It's MY money, my acquisition, and it has nothing to do with you when all is said and done. What? You want WHAT? You're going WHERE?

Chase

(looking concerned)
- Mr. Money, who's on the phone?

Money

(ignoring Chase)
- You're coming to the SWF and you want to challenge me for the SWF Title at The World is Watching? Who the hell do you think you are? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're another Darling of the Dirt Sheets, and it's not just because you can wrestle. But you aren't Money. You're coming into this company, as you claim you are, and if that's the case, you're gonna have to start at the bottom. Former title holder? Where...in the minor leagues? Give me a break. This conversation is over.
(hangs up)
Now going back to what I was saying...

Chase
- Mr. Money, you'll have to tell us who was on the phone.

Money
- You know who was on the phone, Emma. I'd dropped his name to throw people off and get them off my back as I moving towards buying out your Agency. He thinks he can strut in here just because it so happens his contract's up, and challenge me for the SWF Title. At The World is Watching. That young man has some nerve...

(PROMO) James and Money Argue

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Following the mystery phone call, somebody else steps in to interrupt Rich Money's "victory speech" - it's Brandon James, who lost to Money at Awesome Impact, but doesn't seem to be looking to take advantage of his rematch clause...

Money
- And what do YOU want?

James
- First off, Rich, I'll tell you what I DON'T want, at least not for the meantime. I don't want your title. I'm gonna let that new guy who's been callin' you have the next crack at your belt, and if he wins it, I'll be glad to take 'im on. And I don't want any part of the Battle for Supremacy either. Been there, won that. What I want, Rich...is a match against your import at The World is Watching.
(botching the next line)
Maybe it's time...it's time, time, time...maybe it's time that you gave Marat Khoklov a REAL challenge.

Chase
- I'll have you know that we also stepped out here to confirm that Marat Khoklov will be competing in the Battle for Supremacy.

Money
- The proverbial mechanical rabbit chased after by the greyhounds. The man everyone wants to beat. Marat Khoklov will DOMINATE the Battle for Supremacy, and if I were you, Brandon, I'd do the SMART thing and join it too.

James
- Your giant, Rich Money, screwed me outta the SWF Title at Awesome Impact. And I know he's gonna step in YOUR next title match and make all the difference in the world. I wanna stop Khoklov from makin' that difference. So if you know what's good for you, Rich, you'll pull his name outta the Battle for Supremacy and tell your good buddy Barry to book us a singles match at The World is Watching.

Money
- To paraphrase Mr. Bowen...let HIM be the Commissioner.
(lets out a dry laugh)
As far as I'm concerned, if you want to face Marat one-on-one, I see no problem with him barely breaking a sweat as he destroys you...then taking part in the Battle for Supremacy and doing what he does best - eliminate people. But neither of us can make that decision. Now Barry, er...Mr. Bowen, is a very busy man. For the past two weeks, he's been making all his decisions in the privacy of his office.

James
- Then what do you call his decision to cost Angry Gilmore his match against Remo? I know you and Bowen have some definite business relations. So when I ask you to make...to make it happen...
(steps into the ring and not-so-discreetly approaches Emma Chase, having forgotten his lines)
...when I ask you to make it happen, it's like you're asking, i mean I'm asking Barry Bowen to make it happen.

Money

(in an unscripted moment)
- Now I know why I'm glad you decided not to join the restructured MCO. You can barely speak, Brandon.

James, who looks a bit offended by Money's comments, tries to lunge at the Moneyman. Rogue and Huntingdon try joining in, but Ms. Chase steps in and asks all four men to settle down.

Chase
- Look, Brandon. Just get out of the ring and let us handle this, okay? We'll put your match request under consideration, and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.
(pauses)
That's good business.

Michaels

- For those who have already entered their names in the Battle for Supremacy, as well as those still considering their options, this could be potentially good news. If Marat Khoklov's name is pulled out of the Battle, that means one less immovable object to worry about!

J. Eisen

- It's all going to depend on the Commissioner, who, as we said earlier, is still very elusive.

A. Garcia

- Unless he has an Angry Gilmore match to interfere in, that is.

Michaels

- We'll be tellin' you later about the other confirmed Battle for Supremacy entrants, but if I may get started, we've got one unique young man who's part of the SWF's continuing New Talent Initiative, and also part of the Battle.

J. Eisen

- He's the life of every party, the Human Trending Topic, and also the son of a certified wrestling legend. Let's get to meet Edd Stone, who will be making his SWF debut at the Battle for Supremacy.

(VIGNETTE) Edd Stone - The Human Trending Topic

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This is the first Edd Stone vignette, and aside from being a "Human Trending Topic", it looks like creative will focus on Stone's party-hearty lifestyle, which includes a whole lot of clubbing. He can also be heard here screaming "EDD-FU!!!!" to be allowed to smoke in the bar and to be given free drinks. We also hear some people talking about Stone, and how popular he is behind the scenes.

Girl #1
- I've never dated a wrestler. But when I dated Edd, he was like, so unlike those other men in tights.

Girl #2
- Forget having the moves like Jagger. Every man in the world has to have the moves like Edd Stone if they want to make it with a girl like me.

Guy #1
- One night, me and the boys were havin' a party at the frat house, and who would join us but Edd Stone? One "Edd-Fu" and he was, like, totally down with us! He told the best stories, scared off the nerds from the academic frat, and even led us on a panty raid at the girl's dorm! Man, what I'd give to have an Edd Stone in my entourage.

Parent #1
- Edd Stone? No way is my daughter stepping within one mile of that man.

Parent #2
- He's everything we warn our children about.

Voiceover
- Indeed he is, Mr. and Mrs. Jones. He's the life of every party, the boy of every bad girl's dreams, the Human Trending Topic. He's Edd Stone, and he's coming to the SWF in April. Don't forget to tweet! That's hashtag E-D-D. #Edd.

Plata (w/Oro) vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)
[Non-Title Match]

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Because Plata is Matthew Keith doing extra work as a masked jobber, this makes for a good, if extremely quick match.
Plata briefly shows some of his real-life dad's vintage moves, but that's mostly by way of rest holds, as Rich Money lands the Bank Roll at 2:50, following up with a Dollars from Heaven to pick up the squash victory.

WINNER
- Money in 3:03

(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews Marlowe

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Cage
- When a man offers to buy a lady a drink, you would normally think of alcohol, right? I know I would, and I know I've met a lot of lovely ladies that way. But that drink doesn't have to be a margarita, a martini, a beer, or whatever you'd like that foxy babe to have on your dollar. It could also be a coffee. An iced tea. A glass of orange juice. Men, after all, could choose to be straight-edge, just like a certain bald-headed troublemaker, just like the man who helped turn my guest's life around.
(pauses)
My guest happens to be a man whose life was once controlled by the bottle. When told of last call, he'd shout "ME WANT TO DRINK YOUR BAR DRY!!!!", followed by a rather crude Tarzan yell. But that booze turned him into a person he didn't want to be. A character forced upon him by the powers that be, people who looked at his alcoholism first and his talent last. So without further ado, Secrets of the Smooth would like to welcome...the man formerly known as Jungle Lord, Mr. Jackson Marlowe!

Marlowe
- First of all, Roger, you can dispense with the "Jungle Lord Win" BS, because you probably know that Jungle Lord didn't do a lot of winning. That wasn't me, though. Jungle Lord was a character given to me because management saw me as a pathetic drunk, and you yourself said that earlier.

Cage
- Indeed I did, Jax, because like any good talk show host should, I always make it a point to research my material first. Now I must say I'm really intrigued by how Squeeky McClean got you off the bottle! And maybe you can help one of my regular callers. Tim's been tryin' to impress this girl from college who drinks like a fish, but he happens to be straight-edge; he can't stand the mere sight of liquor. Have you any advice for Teetotaler Tim?

Marlowe
- Tim should find himself another girl and not waste a minute more with that alcohol-fueled hussy.
(pauses)
I'm not here for that, you know?

Cage
- Alright, Jackson, I think it's time we get to the action. What the hell was Jungle Lord all about?

Marlowe
- I'll tell you what it was about, Roger. Before I came to the SWF, I was big in Japan. For five years, brudda, I wrestled under my real name - Jackson Marlowe - and I was one of the top
gaijins
until America came calling back. But ever since I was in junior high, brudda, I've had a weakness for booze. I'd drink before exams, drink before football games, anything to calm my nerves.

Cage
- Oh, you LOSERS...in love in the SWF Galaxy better listen. You do not want to use alcohol as a crutch to help you calm those nerves! A little's okay sometimes, but that's not how you wanna meet women...

Marlowe
- So when I got back here, my first instinct was to head to my favorite bars in the Bay Area. I was DRUNK when the SWF first auditioned me in '09. They made me say a few lines for the camera, and all that came out was drunk talk. I fought a few matches and I totally sucked. So the people in charge, they told me this. "Mr. Marlowe, you have great potential, but you're a lousy talker. You wrestle like an apeman, and that's putting it charitably. But we've got the right persona for you." And that's how I became Jungle Lord. That's how the SWF made me pretend to be some illiterate wildman from Borneo when I was, in actuality, a troubled soul from Daly City, California. But the worst is over now, Roger. I've turned my life around and I'm here to help others do the same.

(ANGLE) Captain Atomic and Marlowe Brawl

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As Jackson Marlowe says that last line, Captain Atomic's ring music plays in the background, signaling the arrival of a very irate North American Champion...

Atomic
- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!??!?!? AFTER ALL THOSE YOUNG AND RESTLESS YEARS WE'VE BEEN TEAMING TOGETHER FOR THE LITTLE PROTONS, NEUTRONS, AND ELECTRONS OF THE SWF GAAAAAA-LAAAAAAAXXXXX-YYYYYYYYY...WHY DID YOU DO THAT, JUNGLE LORD?!?!?

Cage
- Do what? Cut his hair? Trade his loincloth for a suit? Realize that he knows how to speak English after all? Get a hold of yourself, Muscles...all that vein-poppin' screamin' isn't gonna get you a woman!

Atomic
- I WASN'T TALKING TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Marlowe
- It's okay, Roger. I'll handle him.
(clears his throat)
Adam, first of all, you need not call me Jungle Lord anymore. I'm myself again, reformed alcoholic Jackson Marlowe, and I'm done pretending. And so should you, Adam. See, the reason why I sent you on a Rehabilitation Cruise, is because I care for you as a friend.
(pauses as the crowd jeers "BULLS---!!!!")
I want to save you from being a character all your life. You're North American Champion now. You were asked to be a raging, radioactive copycat of Jim Force because you had substance problems of your own. We were PUNISHED, Adam, and you know it. So act like a champion for once and drop the charade. And get off the juice, for crying out loud!

Atomic
- WHOOOOOOOOOO'S AAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAMMMMMM?!?!?!? AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?? WHAAAAAAAT JUUUUUUUUICE? ORANGE JUICE? PINEAPPLE JUICE? GRAPE JUICE?

Cage
- This guy's pathetic...

Marlowe
- That he is...BECAUSE HE CHOOSES TO BE. You want me to force you to act like a singles champion, Adam? How's this? How about I challenge you to two matches. Pick a partner, and you're going to face me and Squeeky tonight in tag team action. The second match...will be a North American title match at The World is Watching. It seems like you're still in the denial stage...so how about I beat you into acceptance and win that title from you?

Atomic
- WHEN WE WERE HAPPILY HOVERING ALONG AS THE INTREPID, INVINCIBLE, IRRASCIBLE HERO SQUAD, WE NEVER BACKED DOWN FROM ANY CHIVALROUS CHALLENGE. AND THIS...IS NO EXCEPTION, JUUUUUUUUUNGLE LOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!! I ACCEPT BOTH YOUR CHALLENGES...

Cage
- ...and thank you very much, Captain Atomic, for hijacking my show and nearly making me deaf with all that screaming! That's all the time we have for tonight, but if you've got a problem gettin' the girl, feel free to hit up "Smooth" Roger Cage at 1-900-FRNDZNE. Doesn't matter if you're drunk or sober, but if you're a raving musclehead who thinks he's the bastard child of Bruce Banner and Jim Force, you are gonna be payin' big-time for my services! Till next time...

Cage's closing spiel is interrupted when Marlowe jumps Atomic from behind and the two former friends and teammates start brawling on the talk show set. Cage watches the brawl go down with a smile, until Atomic gets the better of Marlowe and Mushroom Clouds him onto Cage's coffee table! All three referees run in to break up the fight as the announcers call for a commercial break and Cage tells Atomic that he's going to pay for wrecking that table.

The Darkness Lobster © (w/The New Darkness Warriors) vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)
[sWF United States Title Match]

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Ana Garcia is in the ring to announce the winner of the SWF App poll, and as it turns out, Marc DuBois has convincingly beaten Joe Sexy 67 percent to 33 percent, and will be facing Lobster Warrior for the United States Title tonight.
But is it Lobster Warrior...or a completely different persona? Clad in black, "The Darkness Lobster" steps out accompanied by The New Darkness Warriors, and gets a bit of a mixed response as he vows to "punish Marc for his sins." Darkness Lobster also tells Sexy that his "promiscuous lifestyle and penchant for multiple partners" will catch up with him.
Despite being officially a babyface at this point, Darkness Lobster shows a more heelish side in the ring, choking DuBois against the ropes repeatedly, and using a slit-throat gesture after he lands a snap suplex on the Maniac.
Thanks to Joe Sexy and Louise Cannon teaming up to distract Darkness Lobster, DuBois gains the upper hand at the midpoint of the match, and follows up a Nutcracker Sweet with his finisher, the Fruitcake for Everybody. Darkness Lobster nearly taps out of this, but grabs for the ropes as John and Robert Darkness are seemingly meditating or something.
A couple of minutes later, Lobby, er...Darkness Lobster finds his second wind "through the darkness", and ducks a DuBois clothesline, hitting a leaping clothesline and following up with an elbow drop. Darkness Lobster then counters a DDT with one of his own, and is again distracted by Sexy, but The New Darkness Warriors spook Sexy out by edging towards his direction.
Thanks to that distraction, DuBois is able to regain control at 7:40 or so, but his attempt at a Fruitcake for Everybody is foiled by Darkness Lobster going for the Lobster Trap, and getting the pin.

WINNER
- Darkness Lobster in 8:20. The Darkness Lobster is STILL the SWF United States Champion.

Michaels

- What is happening to all our child-friendly heroes. First, we saw Jackson Marlowe denounce his Jungle Lord persona in the name of sobriety and, dare I say, self-righteousness. Now we see Lobster Warrior taking on a darker mien and unsmilingly disposing of Marc DuBois of the UnStable...

A. Garcia

- Joe Sexy and Louise Cannon looked mortified out there...they couldn't even pull their shenanigans as Lobby, er...Darkness Lobster went for that cover!

J. Eisen

- Indeed, Vengeance may be a false prophet, but his vigilanteism and distaste for sin has taken an eerie turn, with Nicky Champion, and now Lobster Warrior seemingly joining the fold. And we've yet to see Nicky Champion appear after Awesome Impact!

Michaels

- Vengeance has promised to bring him out soon, but when? Meanwhile, we've just gotten word that

Captain Atomic has chosen Des Davids as his partner for tonight

, and that should make for one hard-hitting duo.

J. Eisen

- Memories of American Atomic, and since American Machine is still sidelined from that injury he suffered at the hands of Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen, it looks like A-Mach's buddy Des Davids will be stepping in and helping the Radioactive Wrecking Machine against the sober cops!

(ANGLE) Train Tries Intimidating Valiant

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As the announcers talk about how Barry Bowen continues to make himself scarce, he suddenly appears on the SupremeTron, safely in the comfort of his office...until Valiant is allowed inside after repeatedly knocking on the Commissioner's door.

Bowen
- Valiant, if this isn't urgent, I would advise you to step out of this office and...

Valiant
- You have the power to make matches and see to it that challenges that are accepted are duly honored. So why haven't you made Remo vs Valiant official? They were this close to accepting...

Bowen
- Look, Valiant, I didn't hear Remo say he accepts. And neither did I hear it from Duane Fry. If you can get a word out of those two, then fine, feel free, I'll book it. But knowing those two and how they roll, that's why I booked you in a three-way match against Gilmore and Eisen.

Valiant
- A three-way match?

Bowen
- Rogue's been pulled out of it. So that's one less bitter rival you have to deal with...

Valiant
- That still doesn't answer the question of why you should put me in a qualifying match when Remo and Fry were about to accept my challenge. I do things a certain way...

Bowen
- ...and so do I, Valiant. Stop being difficult, okay? People have done that to me in the recent past, and have paid for it. Now I may be a nice guy as Commissioner, and I definitely have the best interests of the SWF Galaxy in mind, but you wouldn't want me showing you what Runaway Train was like back in the day.
(pauses)
Please, Valiant. Let ME be the Commissioner. You do your job, I do mine.

Valiant
- I know what Runaway Train is like, and I don't trust him. Thanks for nothing, Mr. Bowen.
(slams the office door on his way out)

J. Eisen

- Valiant sure looks to be in a testy mood.

Michaels

- Who wouldn't be? When the man in charge is forcing you to fight for something that was good as accepted, when a totally odd, yet eerie and dangerous character is turning your friends and allies against you, you'll be in a bad mood too.

A. Garcia

- Barry Bowen was talking about doing his job, and he sure is, but he's not doing it right.

Michaels

- He can start by explainin' to the SWF Galaxy why he did what he did to Angry Gilmore! And on an unrelated note, what's up with Rogue being pulled out of the match?

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Ironically, it's the ad hoc tag team that has a name here, as creative seems to be pushing Jackson Marlowe and Squeeky McClean as a new heel tag team of teetotalers. In any case, we get an open start to the match, with neither team showing a definite advantage over the other.
At 3:30, we see Captain Atomic getting the best of Marlowe, then McClean, no-selling moves and pumping up the fans with his barbaric "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" Atomic goes for a Radiation Blast to finish Marlowe, but McClean enters the ring to break it up and gets a stern warning from Ric Young. A backbreaker from Marlowe to Atomic fails to put him away, and it's not long before Des Davids is tagged in.
At 5:40, Eric Eisen makes his way ringside in hopes of distracting Davids, but instead gets sent off by Marlowe, who tells him that "we don't need any help from anyone who's impure!"
Davids takes advantage of the unintentional assist from his current rival and goes for a flash roll-up, but Marlowe kicks out and tags Squeeky in.
At the 8:20 mark, the yet-unnamed sober tag team shows off its new finishing move - the Intervention (Tag Reverse Death Drop) - as Marlowe goes for the cover on Atomic. This one's going in favor of the heels, unfortunately.

WINNER
- Marlowe and McClean in 7:44

J. Eisen

- Jungle Lord Win.

Michaels

- What are you talking about, Jerry? Jungle Lord is GONE. He's been replaced by a self-righteous individual named Jackson Marlowe, and...

J. Eisen

- And I still want to call him Jungle Lord. That's the Jackson Marlowe we knew when he debuted in the SWF in 2009. He was popular with the kids. He had spirit. He was easy to relate to. Jackson Marlowe? Sure, it's good to see someone who wants to promote a clean and sober lifestyle, but not if the message is delivered in such a heavy-handed way!

A. Garcia

- I'm with you, Jerry, but Peter's also right. We have to accept the fact that this is not the Jungle Lord we used to know and love. So...who's up for drinks after the show?

(ANGLE) Gilmore and Jessie Talk on Phone

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We get a good look at Angry Gilmore outside the Oregon Gardens, and he's accompanied, just as stated earlier, by five tough, unsmiling security guards. They're here to make sure Gilmore only enters the ring when he's ready to fight, and they all eye him suspiciously as he pulls out his cell phone and calls his wife Jessie. He tells Jessie that he's sick and tired of having to prove to Barry Bowen that he has what it takes to be a champ, and that he feels that someone's going to screw him somehow. Aside from telling her husband that Rogue's no longer in the number one contender match, Jessie says she'll be looking out for him and for her client Valiant, and Gilmore has this to say about one of his two opponents for the evening:

Gilmore
- Listen, Jessie...I know you've got your responsibilities as Valiant's manager, and I ain't got nothin' against the Honorable One. But he can shove his honor up his you-know-where, because I, your husband, am GOING TO PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOUR CLIENT!!!!

At this point, the announcers confirm a few more entrants to the Battle for Supremacy - The Platinum Blondes, Des Davids, and Paul Huntingdon.

(ANGLE) Big Smack Scott Rants About Bruce

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The UnStable are as cray-cray as ever, despite showing some signs of splintering. The Sex Maniacs, IN SPECIFIC, are as oversexed and maniacal as ever, and we see Louise Cannon making out with BOTH Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois and laughing about what a close call they had earlier with The Darkness Lobster and the Family of Darkness. Meanwhile, Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee are talking about the Smacker's upcoming match, a singles match against Jack Bruce. Scott says that it's about time someone gave him a chance against the best in the business, and that if only Bruce was still World champ and the match had the title on the line, he'd give it his "141 percent." But Bruce is lucky, because as he's no longer champ, he's only giving "100 percent" of his effort.

Big Smack Scott
- See, Kurt, it's like this. If you add a random number to 100, that's the percentage of effort I'm gonna give against Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce. But since the rock star is so scared of The Pain Alliance, I'M GONNA TICKET EASY FOW TA'NIGHT AND I'M GONNA BEAT JACK BRUCE INFANTA
(in front of)
HIS CONSHICHAWENTS!!!! ALL UMPTIMILLION OF 'EM, KURT!!!! THEN I'M GONNA BE A TRIPPER CROWN CHAMPIN' LIKE THAT ANGRY GIWWMORE WANNABE!!!!

Laramee
- Scott, you haven't even won North American or the US Title, and even if Bruce was champ and you beat him...

Big Smack Scott
- WEMME HANDER THIS, KURT!!!! IT'S HIGH TIME SMACKAMANIA MADE A COMEBACK IN THE SWF LANDSKIP, YAKNOW?!?!? WE GOTTA DEFINE...GOTTA DEFINE OURSEWVES A TRAGEDY...
(Unscripted botch - Scott meant "strategy")
GOTTA STRATEGIZE OUR ASCEND TO GREATNIZZ!!!!!!

Laramee

(trying to suppress his laughter)
- You mean a strategy, right, Scotty?

Big Smack Scott
- WHATEVER!

Jack Bruce vs Big Smack Scott (w/Kurt Laramee)

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Given their real-life heat with each other, Jerry Eisen seems to be taking a lot of pleasure in making fun of Big Smack Scott's latest verbal botch, saying repeatedly that the Smacker is in for some "tragedy" against Jack Bruce.
While Bruce predictably controls the first few minutes, Kurt Laramee's presence as cornerman helps Scott get some moves in; Darren Smith has to warn Laramee about interfering so often, stopping ever-so-short of disqualifying the Smacker.
Big Smack Scott gets a lot of heat from the fans as he executes a side bear hug - jeers of "BORING!" and "END THIS MATCH!" can be heard at this point. After a few taunts of "WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN'! YA CAN'T SING! YA CAN'T WRESTLE!", Scott press-slams Bruce and goes for the cover. Kickout at two!
In the end, Bruce deserves a lot of credit for making the Smacker at least look credible in the ring, thanks to his good selling. He also picks up the win after controlling most of the match, jumping Scott with a New York Minute and getting the pin.
Laramee tries to run in and break up the cover, but it's too late, as Big Smack Scott picks up a singles loss and The Pain Alliance's misfortunes continue. Meanwhile, in the locker room, The Awesomeness high-five each other as they watch their mentor Bruce come away with the win.

WINNER
- Bruce in 8:45

J. Eisen

- A tragic loss for the Smacker...and another heroic win for the Cream of the Crop! You know Bruce Can't Lose against someone like Big Smack Scott...

Michaels

(unscripted)

- You know, Jerry, things stop bein' funny when you keep repeatin' 'em.

J. Eisen

- Geez, Peter! Can't I have some fun at those guys' expense? You gotta remember that The Pain Alliance's buddies The Sex Maniacs DID give me quite a hard time a while back.

Big Smack Scott

(apparently having heard Eisen)

- I DON'T APPRAISHIT YER SHADINGFRADDA, JEWWY EISEN!!!!

J. Eisen

- What did he just say?

Michaels

- I think Big Smack Scott wanted to say "schadenfreude." Yes, Jerry, you're guilty of that sometimes. Yes, I know it's The Pain Alliance, but you don't wanna stoop down to The UnStable's level...

A. Garcia

- Guys, Jack Bruce is on the mic...looks like last year's Battle for Supremacy winner has something to say to his Constituents!

(PROMO) Bruce and Frehley Argue with Faith

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After disposing of the Smacker, Jack Bruce asks for a microphone and, with a piercing yell of "IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!!", pops the Oregon Gardens crowd. After the customary rock star-style working of the crowd, Bruce introduces the man he beat for his fifth World title back at Supreme Challenge 33, a man whom he's had great respect for before, during, and after that match. That man, of course, is Steve Frehley, and he also gets a big ovation from the crowd, especially when he raises his silver Nothing to Lose briefcase.

Bruce
- Now I'm not gonna lie and say I was a total saint growin' up just because I got picked on for bein' a metalhead and benched by my football coach for havin' long hair. That alone - the heavy metal, the long hair - proves I loved to walk on the wild side even as a young kid. Ain't nothin' wrong about loud music and long hair, but you all know I dropped out after the 11th grade. I got into all sorts of drugs before I cleaned up my act and found direction in my life through wrestling. You know who inspired me to take wrestling seriously? Christian Faith. At that time he was a kid like me...'bout four, five years older, of course, but still very young, and very promising. The long hair. The modern-day James Dean mystique. But at the end of the day, a lot of faith in Him, with a capital "H", and in himself.

Frehley
- Damn right, Jack. Christian was my role model even before he saved me from the ghettos. Even in his wilder days, you knew he believed in somethin'. You knew he inspired young people around the world...teachin' them that it wasn't uncool to have Faith in a God, and have Faith in yourself, as Jack was sayin'. You see Angry Gilmore stickin' it to the Man? No offense, Tom, but even you gotta admit that Christian Faith be stickin' it to the Man before it became cool to do so. And he did so with a purpose. He did so without compromisin' his values, his beliefs, and his upbringing.

Bruce
-Well, Steve, that's not the Christian Faith we know in his OLD age. One bad day led to another bad day, and pretty soon all those bad days and bad vibes got the better of his values. His beliefs. And his FAITH. Maybe not in himself or in God, but in YOU, the SWF Galaxy. You never stopped believin' in him...but Christian Faith...stopped believin' in YOU. Christian keeps sayin' these days that what's right is gonna be right again. Well, what IS "right" anyway? Goin' to church every Sunday and listenin' to every word of the preacher's sermon as if you were in History class? Shunning violent video games even if you know they ain't gonna turn you into a real-life Michael, Trevor, or Franklin? Turnin' off on a band or a singer the moment they say the "F" word, or even the milder "S" word? Watchin' G-rated movies with your family and breakin' into song whenever "Let it Go" comes on the radio? Lemme tell you somethin', Christian...THIS AIN'T PLEASANTVILLE!!!! This is the REAL world, and your idea of "right" is turnin' the youth of the SWF Galaxy into a bunch of zombies...and I don't mean the guys who sang "Time of the Season" or the ones you see on The Walking Dead or World War Z! You ain't turnin' the SWF Galaxy into the Stepford Galaxy, Christian, and we're here to make sure of that.

Frehley
- Just because Jack parties like a rock star...just because I tend ta' be very colorful with my language...that don't make us bad people, and that don't make us into bad role models. Hell, Jack'd even tell 'ya that he knows he ain't a good role model. But at least we don't PRETEND to be people we're not. We RESPECT the fans who helped bring us to where we are today. And we're COMFORTABLE with our imperfections because THAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE! And if you got a problem with that, Christian, then come on out. There's still time before our match.

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After a brief silence, Christian Faith emerges from the locker room and gets showered with boos and jeers and shouts of "FAITH NO MORE!" instead of the usual "WE HAVE FAITH!" cheer he used to get as a face.

Faith
- Do you hear that, you two? I'm not stupid. When the SWF Galaxy shouts "FAITH NO MORE!" , they're not asking for the band that sang the original version of my theme. They're admitting that they no longer have Faith in me. That's where you two are wrong.
I didn't stop having Faith in the SWF Galaxy...the SWF Galaxy stopped having Faith in me.
They had forsaken me for boors like the two of you. Jack, you sing about how glamorous it is to be in your shoes, when there is no spiritual satisfaction in a life of sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Steve, you talk and act like you're still in the ghetto instead of carrying yourself with class like a former SWF World Heavyweight Champion should.

Frehley
- Christian, you should know this by now, but THE SWF GALAXY HAS EVERY MUTHABLEEPIN' RIGHT TO CHEER WHOM THEY WANNA F---IN' CHEER AND BOO WHOM THEY WANNA F---IN' BOO!!!! You gotta change with the times, man, as I always told 'ya back then...

Faith
- And you think all that profanity makes you sound like a bad a-double-s. If I am to change with the times, what does that make me...a street punk like you? A purveyor of unclean and sinful living like Jack? But let me cut to the chase.
(holds up his blue briefcase)
Jack, I know you don't want this. But I HAVE FAITH that I can beat you, the former five-time World Champion in a match. I don't want it on Supreme TV, though. I want that match at The World is Watching...

Bruce
- Didn't you get the memo, buddy? I'm in the Battle for Supremacy, I'm gonna win the Battle TWO YEARS IN A ROW, and there ain't nothin' you can do about that.

Faith
- Oh yes there is, Jack. See, I want to main event Supreme Challenge 34 too...but not as much as I want to stop such an unsavory character like yourself from closing the evening on the biggest night of the year. So how about you and me face off one-on-one at The World is Watching. No disqualifications. No count-outs. Whoever wins enters the Battle for Supremacy at #30. Whoever loses...joins the rest of the world and watches the Battle from the sidelines.

Bruce
- YOU'RE ON, SUPREME WHINER!

Frehley
- You sure about this, Jack?

Bruce
- I SURE AM, STEVO, AND I TOO HAVE FAITH...that I can enter the Battle for Supremacy at the coveted #30 spot by beatin' this Supreme Whiner with...AND IN...A NEW!!!! YORK!!!!! MINUTE!!!!!

Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith

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Once again, it looks like Christian Faith and Steve Frehley have better chemistry as teammates than as opponents, though it's not like it's bad chemistry. Faith calls for a slow build and starts out with a basic attack on Frehley - punches and slaps punctuated by rest holds.
Frehley starts showing some fight in him at the three-minute mark as he escapes a Faith headlock and powerslams Faith, getting a good pop in the process. He goes for a legdrop, but Faith rolls away and responds with a spinebuster.
Faith seems to be aiming for an early cover, landing a Stalling Atomic Drop on Frehley, but the Dark Destroyer thwarts Faith's attempt at a Leap of Faith by standing up right away and landing a stiff short-arm clothesline, followed by a front backbreaker. That's kicked out of at two by the Supreme Legend.
This seems to be another open battle between both men, with Faith and Frehley exchanging offensive moves and not controlling the match for an extended period of time. However, a Launching Pad Suplex from Frehley shifts the equilibrium to the Dark Destroyer, and allows him to control things from the seventh to eleventh minutes!
Despite all that, Frehley has a hard time trying to put Faith away, until he easily lands a Frehley's Comet on Faith. Ric Young counts ONE...TWO...but Faith kicks out and suddenly nips up, much to the displeasure of the crowd! Looks like it's time for a Faith-Up...
Unlike those Faith-Ups of old, Faith's big comeback is booed roundly by the Portland crowd, and instead of counting along with the Machine Gun Faith Hammers, the crowd responds with cheers of "LET'S GO STEVE!" Faith is irate at this lack of support from the fans, and yells his new catchphrase "WHAT'S RIGHT IS GONNA BE RIGHT AGAIN!" before going for a cover.
By the time the match hits the 15:00 mark, Frehley has interrupted the Faith-Up with a counter on a Stalling Atomic Drop and an emphatic powerbomb. Frehley celebrates for a few moments, yelling his catchphrase "Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!!" at Faith, but the lights go out and...

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...30 seconds later, both Faith and Frehley are out in the ring, with Vengeance standing over them! A petrified-looking Ric Young calls for the bell, effectively making the match a no-contest.

Vengeance

(as he places the blue Nothing to Lose briefcase on Faith's chest)
- When I gave you the blue briefcase, Christian, I didn't ask you to turn it into a hot potato. And don't think I didn't hear you calling me a "false prophet" last week. Be careful or I may have to punish you for your sins. And Steve? I know what you said at Uprising. How can I be a bad person when all I'm trying to do is save you from your sins? You have both been warned.

WINNER
- Nobody. No-contest at 15:48 due to Vengeance interference.

J. Eisen

- Just when I thought the lights weren't going out tonight...

Michaels

- Vengeance is sure keeping himself busy when he's not trying to "convert" people and convince them to Embrace the Darkness! As you saw, he just "punished" Christian Faith for his reluctance to hold on to the blue briefcase and for calling him a false prophet. And Steve Frehley for...his interview with Roger Cage?

A. Garcia

- Maybe Vengeance saw the interview on television?

Michaels

- As far as I know, Vengeance doesn't care much for TV. We're dealing with a strange and ominous power here, and things could get worse before they get better, as far as the Father of Darkness and his Family are concerned.

(ANGLE) Rogue and Chase Argue

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Emma Chase is in her "office", typing away on her laptop, when Rogue barges in, looking and sounding furious at being removed from tonight's main event...

Rogue
- Ya gotta be kiddin' me, Emmer, I mean, Ms. Chase, how could you remove me from the number one contender match?

Chase
- Good business, Rogue. Besides, it was not I who had made that decision.

Rogue
- Yeah? Well, who was it then? Rich Money? Barry Bowen? Dammit, Ms. Chase, things used to be so much better when it was just us in The Chase Agency...

Chase
- Just us...meaning Brandon James too?
(chuckles)
Things are getting better as they are, Rogue. But the Chairman is right. You haven't been delivering as expected. But we want to get you back into the flow of things, so we've decided...to have you wrestle on Uprising...and see if you can Crash On like a big wave...

Rogue
- A big wave? What the 'ell are 'ya talkin' about, Ms. Chase? You sayin' that you booked me against that lucky bastard Donnie J?
(spits angrily)
If that's the way it's gotta be, then fine. That surfer boy thinks he's hot shite just because he caught one on Paul last week. But he ain't met the likes of Rogue...and I can rest assure you, Ms. Chase...that I will come Crashing On...by HOOK OR BY CROOK!

Angry Gilmore vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Valiant (w/Jessie)
[Number One Contender Elimination Match for SWF World Heavyweight Title; first man eliminated enters #1 in Battle for Supremacy]

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Originally a four-way elimination match, Rich Money apparently had Rogue removed from the match due to his poor performance as of late, which means it's down to Angry Gilmore, Eric Eisen, and the man who had actually made a challenge to Remo, "The Honorable One" Valiant.
Though the slow buildup of this match makes it hard to ascertain who's getting the better end of things at the start, Gilmore gets it going at 3:40 with a figure four leglock on Eisen. Eisen looks close to submitting, but he grabs for the ropes with a little help from his bodyguard Enforcer Allen.
Gilmore and Valiant appear to be working together early on to get Eisen out of there, but it's odd that we're seeing Shane Stones warning Gilmore about colluding with Valiant! "Every man for himself," says Stones, who gets brushed off by Gilmore.
Eisen finally shows some substantial offense at 7:00, thanks to blatant cheating on his end, and ends up flooring Valiant with the Silver Spoon Shock at 7:30. His next target is Gilmore, though Gilmore is able to duck the Supremacy and respond with an enzuigiri of his own.
Eisen continues cheating in the coming minutes, and with Stones seeing every bit of the illegal move, he kicks Gilmore in the "inner thigh", setting up a Supremacy and allowing him to go for the cover! Valiant tries to break it up, but is too late.
Stones, looking a bit nervous, counts a bit quickly, and stares at his hands as the bell rings and ring announcer Bobby Justin confirms that Gilmore is the first elimination...AND the first man to enter the Battle for Supremacy!

ELIMINATION #1
- Gilmore in 9:49. Angry Gilmore to enter first in the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching.

At the tenth minute, we're down to Valiant and Eric Eisen, as both men meet each other for the first time since Valiant had emerged looking better in their feud. As such, Eisen taunts Valiant about how his fellow Champions of Honor have all "joined the dark side."
Eisen's trash talk seems to get Valiant angry in a good way, and a Patriot Missile drops the Supremacist at the 12-minute mark. No dice, though - Stones' count is broken up by Enforcer Allen's attempt to climb into the ring.
Thanks to Allen, Eisen regains control from the 13th to 15th minutes, and Eisen is able to drop Valiant with the Supremacy at 14:50! Valiant kicks out at the last split-second, which gets both Eisen and Allen angry at Stones! Stones, trying to atone for his earlier actions, sends Allen backstage, leaving Eisen on his own for the remainder of the match...
Even if Allen hadn't been sent off, it's arguable that he wouldn't have helped much, as Valiant launches into a furious comeback at the 16th minute! Valiant counters an Eric Eisen piledriver, and ends up stunning Eisen with a DDT, getting the approval of the crowd here at the Oregon Gardens.
At 17:50, Eisen stands up after a Valiant front slam, looking a bit groggy, and while he tries to swing the match back to his favor, he ends up eating a V-Split. Stones counts...ONE...TWO...THREE! Valiant has done it, and he will be facing Remo for the SWF World Heavyweight Title at The World is Watching!

ELIMINATION #2
- E. Eisen in 18:15

WINNER
- Valiant in 18:15. Valiant to face Remo for SWF World Heavyweight Title at The World is Watching.

A. Garcia

- If I were to name someone as Most Improved SWF Superstar at this point in the year, I'll have to go with Valiant.

Michaels

- Good choice, Ana. Not only has Valiant become more confident and sharper in the ring...he has also continued showing excellent character and focus! And tonight's win is a testament to all that. Despite the whole issue with Vengeance and his Family of Darkness, Valiant has...

J. Eisen

(as the lights go out)

- Oh no...NOT AGAIN!

(ANGLE) Valiant Beaten Down in the Dark

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This appears to be another Vengeance attack, but as the lights go back on 20 seconds later, it isn't Vengeance after all, but Remo who's beating up Valiant as his manager Duane Fry cackles maniacally at ringside!

Michaels
- What the hell, Duane? How could you go so low?

Fry
- And how could you be announcing when you should be in your Texas home, sittin' on that rockin' chair, playin' Hank Williams on your banjo and contemplatin' your retirement from this business?

Michaels
- You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Duane...not even wild horses can take this Dean away from the school of SWF!

It's only at this point when Remo stops beating down on Valiant, as he steps out of the ring to join his best friend and manager...

Fry
- Not wild horses...but what about an Alpha Dog?
(holds up his hand as Jerry Eisen is about to speak)
Save it, Jerry. I don't need your histrionics. And you, Ana, try calling the matches with a little more emotion. Maybe that'll help 'ya get a man.

Michaels
- Where the hell is security...

Fry
- Security? That's one thing you three don't have! JOB SECURITY! You've got one so-called "Dean of Announcers" spouting hokey-pokey puns and catchphrases from the Wrasslin' Era, one overly emotional over-actor who can't stand the fact that he can't wrestle like his brother can, and one cheesecake who majored in broadcasting, minored in WATCHING PAINT DRY!!!! And, just to reinforce my main point...you three...you're all jealous that I, Duane Fry, manage the hottest commodity in this whole damn business...and that's the SWF World Heavyweight Champion...RRRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!

(PROMO) Bowen and Gilmore Argue

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There's more than enough time for one final promo, and the announcers are relieved when Barry Bowen finally decides to speak in front of the SWF Galaxy and explain why he's been doing the things he's been doing...

Bowen
- You want answers, SWF Galaxy? You want me to tell you why I attacked Tom Gilmore last Tuesday when he was on his way to an upset win over Remo? You want me to explain why Darren Smith's been counting quickly, why Ric Young so easily followed my orders to count my interference against Tom as legal, why Shane Stones allowed Eric Eisen to hit Angry Gilmore with a "kick to the inner thigh?" I'll tell you why.
(takes a long pause)
Because I'M THE COMMISSIONER, MAN! My job is to enforce justice and equality in the SWF, and when a man like Tom Gilmore comes so close to earning something he does not deserve, there's no justice and equality in that! Allow me to explain once again. Tom Gilmore is a great technical wrestler. His ability to get his word across is phenomenal. But there's something he lacks, and I can't put my finger on it. He's not a big, muscular man, but would you consider the likes of Sam Keith and Jack Bruce big? He carries a look of intimidation, and while I said his bald head hits a bit close to home for those Micky Starr fans out there, I now admit that's nitpicking. But Tom Gilmore has a temper - a very bad one. He's a loner, and aside from that phone call you saw earlier on the Supreme-Tron, when was the last time you saw or heard him speak to his wife? He refuses to go with the flow, to follow orders, to listen to suggestions, to carry himself with the DIGNITY a champion should!

Bowen
- And let's face it - would you really get behind a plain-vanilla technician who does so many things well, but nothing in particular, apart from his technical skills great? That's why I feel Tom has a lot to work on before he can be considered deserving of a main event title. I attacked him, I told those referees to make unusual, yet necessary decisions, i did all that because Tom's attitude had gotten the better of him! He refused to accept the facts and admit his shortcomings, so he's now trying to start a rebellion. But I'm not gonna stand for that, SWF Galaxy! I will not let any one man undermine my authority, and if it means having Tom Gilmore artificially enter the ring before everyone else at the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching, if it means keeping him away from title shots against Rich Money or Remo, then so be it. I'M THE COMMISSIONER, MAN!!!!

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That's all that Angry Gilmore can take, and his ring music plays in the background as he charges from the locker room, microphone in hand...

Gilmore
- You may think you won this round, Bowen...but you haven't. You kept me away from Rich Money's SWF Title, then you kept me away from Remo's World Heavyweight Title. Not just once, but TWICE. BUT YOU HAVE MADE THE BIGGEST FREAKIN' MISTAKE YOU HAVE EVER MADE, BOWEN, BECAUSE AT THE WORLD IS WATCHING, I AM GOIN' TO ENTER NUMBER ONE IN THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY...I AM ENTERIN' AT THE POSITION YOU WANT ME TO ENTER TO...BUT WHEN IT'S ALL OVER, THERE WILL BE ONE MAN STANDIN' IN THE RING WITH A CHANCE TO MAIN EVENT SUPREME CHALLENGE...AND FIGHT FOR THE TITLE OF HIS CHOOSING!!!! That man's gonna be me, Bowen...as I am goin' to PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO 29 MEN AND WIN THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY!!!!

Bowen
- Oh, Tom, why don't you be a realist for once. Last year you were gone in five minutes, eliminated by Eric Eisen. Two years ago, over the top rope after 20 minutes in the ring. Not bad, but you entered sixth, so you do the math. The last time you were anywhere close to winning the Battle for Supremacy was in 2009, and you know who eliminated you, huh, Tom? THE PAIN ALLIANCE. That's right, two men who have never been anywhere close to singles glory. Besides...how hard is it to go from #1 to Battle for Supremacy winner? It's NEAR IMPOSSIBLE. In the 26 years of the Battle for Supremacy, only one man has done that.
(pauses)
Me.

Gilmore
- Oh, I know you wanna join the Battle, Bowen...I know you wanna relive your old glory...you wanna enter your name? WELL, GO AHEAD, BECAUSE IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO PUT THE FEAR OF...

Bowen

(holding up his hands)
- Hold it right there, Tom. I'm the Commissioner of the SWF. My joining the Battle for Supremacy...would be a conflict of interest!

As Bowen says this, the Portland crowd erupts in jeers of "CHICKEN!!!!", forcing Bowen to bark out his signature "HEY!!!!" repeatedly until they settle down...sort of.

Gilmore
- You wanna do what the SWF Galaxy wants? You wanna do right by the thousands of fans here tonight? WELL, IF YOU WANNA DO THAT, BOWEN, YOU'RE GONNA INSERT YER NAME IN THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY!!!!! AND IF YOU, THE FANS, WANNA SEE THAT, I WANNA HEAR YOU YELL AS LOUD AS YOU COULD...TELL THE COMMISSIONER JUST WHAT YOU THINK HE IS!!!!! TELL HIM WHAT KINDA BARNYARD ANIMAL YOU THINK HE IS!!!!!

The crowd reacts by yelling "CHICKEN!!!" once again, riling Bowen until he finally agrees to what Gilmore and the fans want.

Bowen
- ALRIGHT!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!! YOU PEOPLE WANNA SEE 2007 BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY WINNER BARRY BOWEN JOIN THIS YEAR'S BATTLE AT THE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!!!
(pauses to acknowledge the fans)
YOU GOT IT!!!!!!

Michaels

- Well, this sure makes things even more interesting! Retired SWF Legend Barry Bowen, previously known as Runaway Train, will be making an appearance at the Battle for Supremacy!

J. Eisen

- I don't think it'll amount to much, Peter. Sure, he may have won the 2007 Battle, but it's been a couple years since he last stepped into the ring. He's sure to be rusty...

A. Garcia

- But then again, he's got his good friend Rich Money always ready to help re-train him and get rid of that ring rust.

Michaels

- Indeed he does.

(pauses)

Well, that's all the time we have for this evening, but we are just a little more than two weeks away from The World is Watching, and we should be seeing things keep heating up in the weeks to come! For Ana Garcia and Jerry Eisen, whom I personally consider good students in the school of announcing, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels! Goodnight, SWF Galaxy!

CONFIRMED FOR BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY

- Big Smack Scott, Kurt Laramee, Joe Sexy, Marc DuBois, Jack Bruce/Christian Faith, Steve Frehley, Eric Eisen, Angry Gilmore, Rogue, Edd Stone, Frederique A. Garcia, Jamie Lee Prudence, Des Davids, Paul Huntingdon, Barry Bowen (15 spots remaining)

SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade -
88/B+
TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade -
82/B
Increased Popularity in 8 Regions
SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.39 (NEW RECORD)

Trending on Twitter - #BarryBowen #ImpeachBowen #AngryGilmore #GilmoreGotScrewed #BattleForSupremacy #Valiant #Remo #DuaneFry #Ed #Edd #EddStone

3rdStringPG · May 17, 2014

OOC - And I just realized how long it took me to write the last show. With that in mind, the answer to the non-SWF guy who got busted for drugs will be included in this here backstage segment, instead of on a PWH article...

"Less Than Just an Anti-Klubb?"

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

The Universal, a (fictional) Portland strip bar

11:30 p.m.

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Big Smack Scott exited the bathroom with a big, wide smile on his face. It was obvious what he'd just done - get himself juiced up.

"Pro tip, Nicky," said the Smacker as he ogled the girls at the strip bar we ended up in. "Pete Mike's only gonna love 'ya if you're at least 400 pounds and seven feet tall. If you want old man Eisen to cream his pants over you, you'll wanna get juiced."

"No thanks, Scott," I said, declining his offer. "I don't wanna end up like Petr Novak." Last week, big Pete got busted for steroid possession after he got into this huge donnybrook at a Florida gym. Novak was a nice guy, but the 'roids were turning him into someone the entire USPW locker room feared.

"Petr Novak was stupid," replied Kurt Laramee, who wasn't into the whole PED thing, but nonetheless supportive of his best friend's vice. "If you play your cards right, Nicky, ain't no way nobody's gonna catch you. And let that be a lesson to you, Doobie-wah!" Laramee slapped DuBois behind the head, to no reaction from the weed-loving Maniac.

Scott would then get serious and make the head count, thus kicking off our "Anti-Klubb" meeting at the Universal.

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"Wow, that sure is a lot of people pissed off with the Klubb and willin' to do somethin' about it!", said the Smacker. "Before startin' out, I'd like to say a couple things. I know a lot of you can't stand me. And I know I've done and said a lot of stupid things. But Kurt will be the first person to tell 'ya that I'm only human, you know? I got a temper. I'm rough 'round the edges. I didn't really have a happy time growin' up. Got the shit beat outta me not just by one, but two stepfathers, got held back in school, took to wrestlin' to keep me offa the streets. But I ain't gonna use those things as an excuse no more. I wanna turn a corner, y'know? I wanna do somethin' for the locker room before Eisen and Michaels decide they've had enough of me and choose not to renew my contract. And I'm glad you're all here today. It shows me that you see me as the lesser of two evils..."

"Though of course, that's just an expression," offered Kurt. "The real evil in the locker room is the Klubb, and we've got a locker room of wrestlers, main eventers even, who are too scared to do shit about their situation, too scared to speak against Eric, Jerry, and those other ass-kissers."

"And Mike Wilmington too!", said a suddenly assertive Jamie "Mainstream" Hernandez. "Acting like he's been around the big leagues when he's a kid like I am...younger than me, in fact!"

"You know what, I think I like this guy after all," commented the Smacker. "Amen to that, Mainstream!"

"Jamie."

"Same difference! You're in a wrestling promotion, people call you by your ring name. Then again, I think I wanna change that. Let Brandon James be Jim. Let Rich Money be Paul. Let Paul Huntingdon be Geoff. Let Remo be Buster, and believe it or not, that is that mofo's real nickname. Remo "Buster" Richardson, from Minneapolis, Minnesota."

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

12:30 a.m.

It didn't take long before the meeting degenerated into a bunch of large men hooting and hollering and making tasteless comments at the strippers. No, not the rest of us - just Scott and Kurt, mostly.

"I don't see what's so special about this Anti-Klubb," whispered Des as the last stripper left the stage. "It's just a buncha rowdy Eric Eisen haters watchin' pretty ladies take their clothes off!"

"Be patient, Des!", I said, trying my best not to be heard. "Give 'em the benefit of the doubt. Who knows...they may have some actual plans."

Whatever plans they were, they didn't include a raven-haired stripper jumping on my lap and the rest of the Anti-Klubb charter members, Jamie included, whooping it up and chanting my name.

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"So, baby, how'd you like to have more than just a good time with Nicky Champion?"

"Hey...I thought Vengeance kidnapped you! Thank God you're okay! You're still sinful, Nicky Champion, and yes, I would LOVE to have more than just a good time with the MAN WHO IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME!"

Well, what do you know. Stripper turned out to be a mark. Can't win 'em all, I guess.

3rdStringPG · May 18, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Well, it looks like outside activities are all conspiring to make me take longer than usual and make more typos than usual when writing the shows. Nope, this diary's not shutting down - the creative juices are still flowing - but there is a chance I may be taking it a bit slower due to a lack of free time.</p><p> </p><p> That said, here's the final Uprising of March, and thanks to Iceisle for the Darkness Lobster/Masked Patriot brown bear render! Almost had him do a Pedobear render for Masked Patriot, but I decided that may be a bit too risque, even for a promotion like SWF...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Reed Gym (Idaho, Northwest)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, March 27, 2014</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Valiant is Number One Contender for World Heavyweight (85/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>For this week's Supreme Rewind, we see action from the number one contender match for Remo's World Heavyweight belt, as referee Shane Stones becomes the third of three to screw Angry Gilmore, allowing Eric Eisen to drop Gilmore with a groin shot. Valiant ends up defeating Eisen to become number one contender just as he'd hoped to be, but is assaulted in the dark by what appears to be Vengeance, the man who has seemingly turned Valiant's friends against him. But no, it's not Vengeance, but Remo, whose manager Duane Fry continues drawing fiery heat with his words and actions!</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) O'Farraday Wins Week 4 Mentor's Poll (28/E)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>High Stakes host Melanie Florence kicks things off by announcing the results of the first-ever Mentor's Poll for the season and calling each rookie out in order of how they placed. The bottom three, as she says, will be assessed at the end of the show by "High Stakes Talent Coordinator" and Dean of SWF Announcers Peter Michaels, and the SWF Galaxy will get to vote through the SWF App and help decide who stays...and who goes. (Mentor votes take up 50 percent, SWF App votes take up 50 percent when it comes to eliminations.)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> With that said, the results of this week's Mentor's Poll are as follows:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 1. Findlay O'Farraday</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 2. Matthew Keith</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 3. Spencer Spade</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 4. Frankie Perez</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 5. Michael Wilmington III</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 6. Skye Sunlight</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 7. Calum</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 8. Lenny Brown</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>MENTOR'S POLL WINNER</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - O'Farraday. Findlay O'Farraday gets three immunity points.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Matt Keith Rants About Eric Eisen (74/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The other rookies are asked if they have anything to say about their rankings for the week. Lenny Brown calls the results "a travesty" and vows to set everyone on fire with his words in tonight's Promo Challenge. Calum says that he'll try to be "more appreciative of this business" going forward. Finally, Matthew Keith gets the mic and says he believes he would have finished on top if it wasn't for his mentor Eric Eisen having zero faith in him, and even making him look bad. Eisen, who's in the stage area with the other mentors, says that Keith is lucky he finished second, because he doesn't know of any other mentor who'd have enough patience to deal with a self-entitled second-generation star like him.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Matthew Keith (w/Eric Eisen) vs Lenny Brown (w/Steve Frehley) (59/C-)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith defeated Lenny Brown</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:43 by submission with a Proton Lock. (Matthew Keith and Lenny Brown have great chemistry as opponents.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HE WAS LUCKY!!!! Even Ray Charles could have seen that Matthew Keith was lucky to have won another match with that stupid Proton Lock of his!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hey Eric, I've been doin' some research, and it turns out that Sam Keith did try to teach you the Proton Lock back in the early '00s when you were still on your way up the ranks.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Could you probably be a bit jealous that Matthew is proving to be a natural technician while you...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That is complete and utter BS from a bush-league announce crew like yourselves! You just wait and see. Matt will one day be ranked in the Bottom Three and the SWF Galaxy will be more than happy to vote him off High Stakes.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Money Hypes O'Farraday (80/B)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>"Some people call Findlay O'Farraday a hoss. I call him MONEY," says mentor Rich Money as he shows his rookie off to the visiting Money-Chase Organization. As Money hypes O'Farraday, he talks about how he remains undefeated in High Stakes, and how he would never allow himself to be beaten by a scrawny California surfer or waste nine out of every ten chances given him. Money's hype makes Rogue and Paul Huntingdon look even more concerned for their job security, but before they can complain to Emma Chase, the CEO of the MCO says that whatever decision she and Money would make will be done in the name of "good business" and nothing else.</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Skye Sunlight and Jefferson Stardust vs Calum and Frederique A. Garcia (59/C-)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Calum and Frederique A. Garcia defeated Skye Sunlight and Jefferson Stardust</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 6:44 when Calum defeated Jefferson Stardust by submission with a Honey Trap.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Finally, a win here for Calum, and as you can see, he's got a penchant for posing and dancing after each win.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He's a male model, and definitely not shy about tellin' people about how good-looking and talented he is!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He's okay...but you have to wonder why the official let him and his mentor Freddy Garcia get away with so many illegal double-team maneuvers. Not a very strong statement to make to avoid elimination, even if it was still a win.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Frankie Perez (w/Valiant) (41/D-)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/29f679ce-9354-4918-bd10-7b9b072efc79_zps1b4f68eb.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Michael Wilmington III defeated Frankie Perez</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 6:50 by pinfall with a Hollywood Hammer.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You think that Frankie Perez is as distracted as Valiant is, considering the whole situation with the Family of Darkness?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'd say he's still trying to get used to the fact that someone else is mentoring him, and that his original mentor isn't quite the individual we knew prior to his involvement with the Family of Darkness and their sinister leader Vengeance.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Promo Challenge (56/D+, 43/D-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The promo challenge is quite a simple one - all the rookies have to do is cut a one-minute extemporaneous promo about the topic of their choice. It could be anything, or anyone, but it should, in a way, show the mentors who the rookies are and what they're about. Each of the mentors will grade the promos from a scale of 1-10, with mentors being unable to grade their own rookies. Whoever gets the highest total score wins the challenge and gets two immunity points.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> The results of the promo challenge are as follows:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>1. Matthew Keith (62/70)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Keith's promo is about respect, and how respect begets respect in particular. The second-generation star talks about how he and his twin brother were taught at a young age to treat their superiors in the wrestling world with the golden rule in mind. "Unfortunately, not every next-generation star in this business seems to know what respect begetting respect is all about," says Keith, who then turns to Mike Wilmington. "And I'm not referring to you, Mike." This promo, naturally, gets Eric Eisen even more irate with his rookie.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 2. Michael Wilmington III (58/70) - Many had expected Mike Wilmington to win this challenge due to his skills on the mic, and he does quite well for himself, talking about how his hometown Phoenix Suns are in the playoff hunt despite being expected to fail miserably in the 2013-14 NBA season. "Like the Phoenix Suns, I got youth and speed on my side," says Wilmington. "But I won't content myself to a mere 'playoff' spot. I want the inaugural High Stakes championship, and I know I've got a chance to win it if I work for it."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 3. Lenny Brown (51/70) - Despite tending to eat his words a bit, Lenny Brown cuts his one-minute promo with intensity as he discusses the topic of transcendence. He compares himself to Muhammad Ali, Marvin Gaye and other great African-Americans, and says he's also going to be the first "transcendent" black SWF Superstar - someone who can excel in acting, in music, in other sports, and anything he sets his mind on. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 4. Spencer Spade (49/70) - Spade's topic is destiny, and he uses this one minute to establish what should be a new catchphrase - "this is MY ring, MY time, and MY SWF! Spencer Spade is the FUTURE of this industry, and that's my destiny!" Good promo, good topic, but too many fillers.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 5. Calum (46/70) - The topic is Zoolander, and Calum talks about how the fictional male model has insulted his main trade and how people should take him seriously even if he has no love for the wrestling business and a more delicate appearance than the average High Stakes rookie.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 6. Skye Sunlight (39/70) - Sunlight talks about music, and how it could foster peace and understanding. Guy probably didn't get the memo - this challenge is as much about self-advertisement as it is about testing one's mic skills.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 7. Findlay O'Farraday (37/70) - Mumbly, growly promo about pain is actually more painful to the ears than anything else.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 8. Frankie Perez (34/70) - Pretty uninspiring promo about Brazilian jiu-jitsu, or BJJ. Eisen, still mouthing off from the mentor's area, says that BJJ probably stands for "Boring Jibber-Jabber."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - M. Keith. Matthew Keith gets two immunity points.</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Brown and Frehley Argue (50/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After the commercial break, the results of the last rookie challenge are announced, and Lenny Brown looks upset that he finished third. He's trying to convince mentors Rich Money and Eric Eisen (both great talkers) that he's on the same level as they are when it comes to cutting promos, but Steve Frehley catches Brown and tells him to regroup and take solace in the fact that he finished third, which isn't bad at all. Brown, however, has this to say.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Brown</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Take solace in finishin' third? What the hell kinda thinkin' is that, Steve? I'll tell you what kinda thinkin' it is. It's the same kinda' thinkin' that's allowed you to settle for that stupid silver briefcase and made you a mere two-time World champ instead of a five-time champ like Jack Bruce or a four-time champ like Christian Faith or that overhyped Matthew Keith's dad! And if that's gonna be your advice for me, Steve, I don't see why I should be followin' your orders! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(mockingly repeats Frehley's catchphrase)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sticks out his tongue)</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Spencer Spade and Marc DuBois vs Findlay O'Farraday and Rich Money (60/C-)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Findlay O'Farraday and Rich Money defeated Spencer Spade and Marc DuBois</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 7:48 when Rich Money defeated Marc DuBois by pinfall with a Money In The Bank. </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(Spade, in particular, had several near-pin attempts, not only against O'Farraday, but also against Money, whom he dropped with a Supreme Stunner at 4:30.)</em></em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And there goes your UFO - Undefeated Findlay O. Though it's not like the Marc and Spencer duo didn't put in a good effort.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He may not be one of the more pleasant rookies out there, and you, Mel, should know a lot about that...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tell me about it!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...but Spencer Spade's made a good account of himself today, finishing solidly in the promo challenge and taking the Findlay/Money duo to an eight-minute match. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It would appear as if the rest of the High Stakes rookies are slowly figuring out Findlay O'Farraday's game plan, but who's going to stop that undefeated run? Is there anyone who could stop his undefeated run? We'll find that out a couple of Uprisings from now...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's because next week, we'll be having a very special Uprising here on High Stakes. Aside from two new challenges, we'll see all eight High Stakes rookies in the ring...IF we still have eight rookies...in a battle royal. Winner of that battle royal doesn't just get two immunity points...he'll also get to join the Battle for Supremacy as one of 30 men fighting to main event Supreme Challenge 34! But before we wrap up this part of the show, we'll be hearing from Peter Michaels, who shall let us know if anyone's going home after tonight's episode.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Sunlight, Calum, and Brown Saved from Elimination (74/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Peter Michaels hits the ring to a good ovation from the Pocatello, Idaho crowd, and calls Lenny Brown, Skye Sunlight, and Calum out so he could announce their fate - whether they'll be back next week, or whether one or more of them will be bowing out of the competition. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Michaels tells Brown that his poor attitude and his 0-4 win-loss record have been a big concern for the mentors, but he did have a good promo challenge, and the mentors have decided to have him stick around for at least another two weeks. That's not the case with Skye Sunlight, who didn't win himself any favors by cutting a weak promo about music and didn't impress either in his rookie/mentor tag match earlier in the evening. Hence, the mentors have decided that he's worth cutting. As for Calum, he didn't do too poorly in the challenge, and impressed when he Honey Trapped Jeff Stardust. That said, the mentors also believe Calum should hang on. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> However, the elimination process is based on mentor and fan votes alike, and according to the SWF App, Sunlight was an overwhelming choice to stick around (91 percent said he should stay), rendering him safe. 67 percent of fans voted "Yes" when asked on the SWF App if Calum should remain in the competition, so he's safe too. Only 48 percent of voters chose "Yes" for Lenny Brown, which would normally make him a sure elimination, but Michaels says that with everything taken into account, Brown has "barely hung on", and is also safe - all eight High Stakes rookies will be returning for Week 5, and the next Mentor's Poll will take place on Week 6, with at least one rookie now sure to be eliminated on that week.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">UPRISING:</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(singing off-key to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle")</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Welcome to the bush leagues! Only fun and games! Everything the yokels want, jabronis and no-names...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Uh, Duane, I don't think Axl Rose is going to like that...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(speaking in an exaggerated Southern accent)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who cares about that, Marvin, when the average Upraahsin' fan's knowledge o' music laahkly stops 'n' ends with country 'n' western 'n' bluegrass! Aah'm Doo-wayne Fraah, and we've got some cotton-pickin' barnstormers here at the Reed Gym in Poca...poca...ah, what the hay, Pocatello, Aah-dah-ho!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We're in Idaho, Duane. People from these parts don't talk like you do.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But for the binnifit of them slack-jawed yokels starin' at they idjit box, Aah'm gonna intra-duce mahself like Aah have, and intra-duce my associates Marvin Earnest and Sammy Curran! And we've got The Amazin' Bumfholes main-eventin' agaynst The Plat'num Blondes. The Noo Darkness Warryahs, who've just been confirmed to face The Bumfholes at The World is Watchin' for the SWF World Tag Team Titles, in action agaynst Lows Metalhayds. And Mr. Surfin' USA himself, Donnie J, agaynst the English-speakin' Englishman from England, Rogue! YEEE-HAAAAWWWWW!!!!! 'MURICA!!!!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy, Mr. Fry's words and actions do not necessarily, make that definitely do not represent those of the SWF.</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Los Metalheads vs The New Darkness Warriors (52/D+)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/fca53991-bbb6-4270-b376-4c56494861ed_zps91a08620.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/373d1d77-033d-4667-9c7a-a16e6d849602_zpseea52445.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The New Darkness Warriors defeated Los Metalheads</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 5:06 when Robert Darkness defeated Plata by pinfall with a Darkness Buster.</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">[/i]</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And for committing the sin of anonymity, Los Metalheads have just gotten their asses handed to 'em by The New Darkness Warriors.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The sin of anonymity?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Or whatever those two make up as they go along! Hey, at least I'm here just tellin' it like it is, instead of panicking like a little girl the way Jerry Eisen does!</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">When Animals Attack vs The Bad Newz Bearz (41/D-)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ea6cf636-c20d-4c23-9d23-150552bafeae_zpsabfb218c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/632a4484-6a5f-4ca4-a721-b8da0979ee12_zpse5af27e8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/bc3d4305-ec6a-4ab1-8862-8c170ad5baf1_zps77ed5243.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/90d32d46-ec6b-4813-957f-c2fbb3b819a2_zpsac77ead4.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, When Animals Attack defeated The Bad Newz Bearz in 4:37 when Fox Mask defeated Vankoovah Grizzlay by pinfall with a Fox Hunter.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Wow. Talk about livin' up to your ring name!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If the Vankoovah Grizzlay was a Memphis Grizzly, he probably would've had a chance. My hometown Grizz are in the running for the NBA playoffs, after all.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Ah, who asked you, Sammy?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's nice, nonetheless, to see When Animals Attack finally pick up a win in the SWF. Very well-deserved win from the smaller, yet quicker Fox Mask and Masked Cougar.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - In a match of Orwellian proportions! That's Animal Farm by George Orwell, for the benefit of the average Uprising fan, whose idea of good literature is The National Enquirer!</div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews Davids (76/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The Battle for Supremacy hype continues with a brief interview with Des Davids, who tells Melanie Florence that he doesn't care if Eric Eisen will be entering his bodyguard Enforcer Allen too - Allen has yet to debut in a televised SWF match - he's going to tackle both men out of the ring and show the SWF Galaxy that they've got to be ready for Prime Time. It's interesting in this quick interview to see Davids take on a more hyperactive persona, though it's not clear whether this would translate to a gimmick change, as Davids' mic skills are still improving and the hyperactivity is a bit subtle. (OOC - Considering giving Davids a Mojo Rawley gimmick!)</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) 24/7 Partay Dudez Hype Battle for Supremacy (52/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Next, we see a vignette where VJ Britney Hollywood introduces her clients, the 24/7 Partay Dudez, all of whom are standing outside the Oregon Gardens, where SWF's last Supreme TV was held. Apparently, they won't be on Uprising tonight, as they've got a concert, but they're using this vignette to confirm their participation in the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Every boy band worth its salt in the music industry needs a lead singer. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Stevie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - A Justin Timberlake...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J-Sense</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - A Nick Carter...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - A Jordan Knight or a Ricky Martin if you remember as far back to the 1980s! Now since we're bigger than any N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, New Kids on the Block, or Menudo...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Stevie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Not to mention, THE BIGGEST OVERNIGHT SENSATIONS FROM CANADA SINCE JUSTIN BIEBER, BAYBAY BAYBAY BAYBAY BAYBAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...we've decided to add a little twist to our announcement to join the Battle for Supremacy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J-Sense</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whoever wins the Battle for Supremacy among us three...will be the 24/7 Partay Dudez's lead vocalist. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Stevie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now if you excuse us, we've gotta bezounce outta here 'coz we've got a major concert! Somebody should've called it The World is Watching, because that's what the entire planet does when the Partay Dudez are on stage.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J-Sense</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...WORD!</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If you ask me, I don't think the 24/7 Partay Dudez will be leaving The World is Watching with an official lead singer!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Though I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, will you two stop your immature speculation! You're just jealous because the 24/7 Partay Dudez can sing, dance, and wrestle - three things neither of you are capable of. Might I add, they've got a smokin' hot video jock named Britney Hollywood in their corner.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Donnie J vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization) (65/C)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Rogue defeated Donnie J</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 7:38 by pinfall with a Crashing On. (The MCO just stood at ringside, not offering Rogue any assistance whatsoever.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Guess that should silence any talk of Rogue's status within The Money-Chase Organization being in doubt! He completely OWNED Donnie J out there!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If allowing several near-falls and occasionally losing focus means owning your opponent, then yes, Rogue DID own Donnie J. But I think he'll need to show more than that - Rich Money, after all, is not a very easy man to please.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Profit Margin Beats Down on Donnie J (56/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With Rich Money and Emma Chase watching and observing, Rogue calls Paul Huntingdon into the ring and the two of them proceed to assault the fallen Donnie J and add the proverbial insult to injury! Not only do we see both men's finishers dropping Donnie and making him sorry that he scored an upset win over Huntingdon last week, we also see Huntingdon showing that more aggressive, less fey approach we saw from him a couple weeks back. But would it be enough to guarantee his continued employment with the MCO, considering he's got more to prove than Rogue does?</em></div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Pain Alliance (65/C)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The Pain Alliance defeated The Awesomeness</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 6:54 when Big Smack Scott defeated Huey Cannonball by pinfall with an Ego Trip after a distraction from Marc DuBois (who seemed like he was about to take Dawn the Cheerleader backstage). (During the match we also had Joe Sexy distract Stardust by gyrating sexily in front of Dawn.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Earnest</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Those Sex Maniacs had better be careful with the way they're acting around Dawn the Cheerleader! When a man forces a woman to do something against her will...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You're not going there, are you, Marv? All the UnStable wants, and believe me, they're more stable as a faction than they were in previous weeks, is to save Dawn the Cheerleader from her brain-dead clients and show them that they aren't as crazy as people think they are! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Curran</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And how are they planning to do that, by forcing her to hang out with unsavory characters like Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois? We all know DuBois isn't all together up there, and Sexy? Joe Sleazy is more like it.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes (80/B)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes defeated The Platinum Blondes</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 11:36 when Randy Bumfhole defeated Frederique A. Garcia by pinfall with a Bumfhole Buster. During the match we also saw Robert Darkness distract Zimmy B, and John Darkness also distract Prudence.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Vengeance Promo (88/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Mere seconds after that Bumfhole Buster from Randy Bumfhole to Freddy Garcia, the lights go out in the Reed Gym, and a video of Vengeance burying Nicky Champion in the casket plays on the Supreme-Tron. No, Vengeance is not booked to appear physically in B-shows, but his ominous presence is certainly felt as he cuts a pre-recorded promo on The Amazing Bumfholes...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's no party down in the pits of Hell. Randall, Zimmerman, your lives have been characterized by debauchery, vanity, material consumerism and every bit of excess you can get your hands on. And now, you believe you've got every right to party now that you're five-time tag team champions. All glory is fleeting, Amazing Bumfholes. And not everything that glitters is gold, like the belts around your waists. My children in Darkness, John and Robert, would like to prove that at The World is Watching. Not because they want the belts </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>per se</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">...but because they belong around the wrong waists. You will be forced to repent, Randall and Zimmerman. Vengeance...WILL BE OURS!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(lets out a deep and sinister laugh)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 4):</strong><p> </p><p> O'Farraday 4-0</p><p> Wilmington 3-1</p><p> Keith 2-2</p><p> Perez 2-2</p><p> Spade 2-2</p><p> Sunlight 2-2</p><p> Calum 1-3</p><p> Brown 0-4</p><p> </p><p> <strong>IMMUNITY POINTS:</strong></p><p> </p><p> O'Farraday - 5</p><p> Keith - 2</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong><strong><span style="color:#006400;">78/B</span></strong><p><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.90</strong></p></div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · May 18, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, MARCH WEEK 4 2014</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - MARCH 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose Nicky Champion's love interest, except Dawn the Cheerleader (KP's girlfriend on old diary), Jessie (Mrs. Angry Gilmore) and Britney Hollywood (Donnie J's fiancee)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>JShmoopy</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - 45/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">80%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6,+5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 42/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 40/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">71%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 40/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">71%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 4/5 +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 39/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">70%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Imagine Dolphins - 39/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">70%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 37/56, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">66%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Hitman74 - 22/40, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">55%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+2/6, 3/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> overthetop2 - 23/29, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">79%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> kieranforthewin - 21/30, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">70%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 3/5, +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Bigjondalegend - 19/29, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">68%</span></strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Congratulations, <strong>JShmoopy</strong>, for winning this month's prediction game, you get to pick the lucky girl who shall put an end to Nicky Champion's penchant for ring rats and strippers! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'd prefer someone from the SWF, but non-SWF ladies would be fine. Only restriction is that it be someone other than Dawn the Cheerleader, Jessie, or Britney Hollywood.</p><p> </p><p> So far, everything's been coming up great grade-wise for me. Can't go wrong with a Jack Bruce or Rich Money promo, which has really helped things, while I've been getting pleasant surprises like the last two main events - Gilmore/Eisen/Valiant on Supreme TV, and Bumfholes/Blondes on Uprising. </p><p> </p><p> I myself was surprised when I saw Petr Novak in the news section as having been caught with steroids. But upon further checking the CV2014 database, it looks like Novak's got an 80 percent rating in steroid use. Looks like USPW has a Big Problem to deal with, considering the bad PR brought about by his arrest. </p><p> </p><p> Meanwhile, Edd Stone, Joey Minnesota, and Jay Chord are all signed to the SWF at this point in the game. Let the raiding continue! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'm really trying to make Stone as heelish as he was on the last diary, but I can't help but think "Edd Stone" whenever I see Adam Rose on WWE. Or think of Adam Rose when I think of Stone's usual persona in the C-Verse. That said, I'm not quite sure if I'll be debuting him as a face or as a heel.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show man! I'm quite liking this Hero Squad feud. Though this entire Blue Briefcase thing has actually confused me, it's being passed on like a hot potato! I'm wishing it ends up on Big Smack Scott and then he cashes it in!! OYEAH! Though that's actually very Russo-esque and stupid, but it's fun, but then again it's stupid. Haha.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Ah, good fun indeed. But no, that's not going to happen. As established by Vengeance's "punishment" for Faith's transgressions of calling him a "false prophet" and offering to put the briefcase up for grabs, that blue briefcase is staying with Faith until he cashes it in. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Comment: just remembered Duane Fry calling Jessie a bipolar MILF. DAMN. Isn't Angry Gilmore gonna do anything about that? haha.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Duane Fry says a lot of things and Angry Gilmore has far more important things to deal with than a scrawny, big-mouthed manager. Don't worry...Fry's going to get what's coming to him in due time.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Oooh, does the pick need to be from the roster itself? If not, I have an idea on who to pick. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> As mentioned above, it could be anyone but Dawn, Jessie, or Britney. Preferably within the SWF, but picks from outside of the SWF are welcome...for JShmoopy to choose. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Great showing, though, with that second-place finish!</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: Four Jobbers, 1 Pin. Who will become victorious? Bad Newz Bearz, with rapper gimmicks explaining the zeds, take it to establish themselves as a team, and The Masked Beartriot gets the pin.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> El Oso and Vankoovah Grizzlay's gimmicks are those of ostensibly kid-friendly bears who actually act like caricature bullies. And yeah, they're pretty much doing the job these days. I was only planning to call El Oso up, but Masked Patriot wouldn't shut up about being stuck in developmental. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="JShmoopy" data-cite="JShmoopy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Have you been watching The Price is Right lately?<p> </p><p> Depending on where you are from, you may or may not get that joke. I know there are a lot of people on here from outside the US.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Grew up with that game show. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> They used to show the Bob Barker-era Price is Right shows in the Philippines, way back in the '80s.</p>

3rdStringPG · May 18, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Using another fictional stadium for this Supreme TV - Coliseo Ruben Rodriguez only fits 13,000, unfortunately...</p><p> </p><p> New month, new prediction game, and I'll let you know if I'll be making this into a two-month prediction game (April and May) within the coming days. Also expect an April Fool's PWH article to follow soon. </p><p> </p><p> Also, look, ma, no squigglies!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/RecentlyonSupremeTV_zps7636be51.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...As Barry Bowen continued hiding from Angry Gilmore and trying to keep him at a safe distance ahead of his number one contender match for the World Heavyweight title, Rich Money would gloat in the ring and brag about how no one else appears worthy to fight him for his SWF Title, only to receive another mystery phone call from his would-be challenger, a man who has just joined the SWF.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Brandon James would interrupt Money's promo, and say that while he doesn't want to challenge the Moneyman for the SWF Title just yet, he wants a shot at Marat Khoklov, so as to prevent him from interfering on his new boss' behalf. "Big Cat" also would demand that Khoklov's name be taken out of the Battle for Supremacy. Money and Emma Chase would take James' challenge under consideration, and it has yet to be accepted.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...One week after running in and attacking Captain Atomic in a North American title rematch against Squeeky McClean, Jackson Marlowe guested on Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth, explaining that "Jungle Lord" was a gimmick foisted upon him because of his previous drinking problems, and that he attacked Atomic for his own good, to make him realize that he doesn't have to play his Jim Force-Meets-The-Hulk character or stay "on the juice." Marlowe also challenged Atomic for the North American title at The World is Watching, a challenge which was duly accepted by the Radioactive Wrecking Machine.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Lobster Warrior returned as new Vengeance acolyte "The Darkness Lobster," and proved to be far more serious and threatening when he faced Marc DuBois in a United States Title match. Meanwhile, Vengeance is still promising to unveil a converted Nicky Champion before The World is Watching...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Originally booked to face Angry Gilmore, Eric Eisen, and Valiant in a four-way match to be number one contender for the World Heavyweight title, Rogue would be pulled out of that match, due to his poor performance since Rich Money took over The Chase Agency and became Chairman of the new Money-Chase Organization.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Christian Faith would challenge Jack Bruce to another type of match at The World is Watching, as he too wants to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and fight for a main event title. Faith and Bruce would now be facing each other at The World is Watching, with the winner entering the Battle for Supremacy at #30, and the loser being left out of the Battle. Shortly after that face-off, Faith would fight Steve Frehley in a no-contest match, on account of Vengeance attacking both men for the previous week's transgressions - Faith for calling Vengeance a "false prophet" and for offering to put the blue Nothing to Lose briefcase up for grabs against Bruce, Frehley for calling Vengeance a "bad person" on a recent Secrets of the Smooth appearance.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...As expected, the main event featured referee Shane Stones being the third official to screw Angry Gilmore, doing so by blatantly allowing an Eric Eisen groin shot in the now-three-way number one contender match. Valiant would win this match and earn a shot against Remo at The World is Watching, just as he had wanted, but would also get beaten down by the Alpha Dog himself, thanks to Duane Fry orchestrating a faux-Vengeance attack with the lights going out and Remo beating Valiant up in the dark.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...After hiding out for most of the show, Barry Bowen would close the evening by explaining why he has so openly been trying to make life difficult for Angry Gilmore - disrespect and a nasty temper on Gilmore's part, and the ongoing belief that Gilmore will never be more than just a "solid hand" due to his being a technician who does everything else "good" but not "great." All this justified by the fact that Bowen is "the Commissioner, man!" Gilmore would then emerge from the locker room, promising to win the Battle for Supremacy and become only the second man in history to enter first and end up winning the Battle. After Bowen would toot his own horn a bit by reminding Gilmore that he was the first man to accomplish this impressive feat, Gilmore challenged Bowen to enter the Battle. Bowen would accept, following a lot of pressure from almost 15,000 jeering fans at the Oregon Gardens...</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> The Cattle Market (Puerto Rico)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> April 8, 2014 (Week 1)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Oro vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Obviously a Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brandon James vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Steve Frehley vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Angry Gilmore vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> President's Hall (Puerto Rico)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, April 10, 2014 (Week 1)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Swoop McCarthy vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>When Animals Attack vs The Pain Alliance</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> A) Heather B</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> B) Kammy Ling</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> C) Krissy Angelle</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> D) Lisa Bowen</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> E) Sweet Tabitha</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> F) Someone Else</div></div></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · May 18, 2014

<p>So I must be motivated by the power of love, as that's probably the highest I've gotten ever on a Thirdy diary. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Thankfully, I didn't win though, as I would definitely have picked Champion and Scotty to have some sort of silly romance. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

The Cattle Market (Puerto Rico)</p><p>

April 8, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Oro shall win! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Steve Frehley vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs <strong>The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Reed Gym (Idaho, Northwest)</p><p>

Thursday, March 27, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs <strong>Michael Wilmington III</strong> vs Skye Sunlight vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment: Holy crap, is it a conjoined jobber? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs<strong> The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment:<em>The Pain</em><em><span style="color:#FFFFFF;">ful to watch</span></em><em> </em><em><span style="color:#000000;">Alliance should get the upper hand here</span></em></p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs<strong> Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

C) Krissy Angelle</p><p>

<strong>D) Lisa Bowen</strong></p><p>

E) Sweet Tabitha</p><p>

F) Someone Else</p><p>

<em>Kammy Ling? As Edd Stone's Manager? I can't compwehend it! </em><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

kieranforthewin · May 18, 2014

<p>Oro vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: lol</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: lol</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: by DQ</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Steve Frehley</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment: lol</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment: Valiant is too good for all peopel</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: Rogue is good but not as good as Gilmore </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: BUMFHOLE ATTACK</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

President's Hall (Puerto Rico)</p><p>

Thursday, April 10, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs<strong> Findlay O'Farraday</strong> vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment: too strongk</p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Plot Twist: Jack Bruce wins the Battle for Sapremacy and then becomes the leader vocalist for the partay dudez!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

Comment: yep</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs<strong> The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment: yep</p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs<strong> Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment: JOB NOW ANSELL</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Sober. Police.</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

C) Krissy Angelle</p><p><strong>

D) Lisa Bowen</strong></p><p>

E) Sweet Tabitha</p><p>

F) Someone Else</p>

Midnightnick · May 19, 2014

<p>Oro vs <strong>Remo </strong>© (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids) vs<strong> Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley </strong>vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore vs <strong>Rogue </strong>(w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs<strong> The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

President's Hall (Puerto Rico)</p><p>

Thursday, April 10, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs <strong>Skye Sunlight</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs<strong> The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs<strong> Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

C) Krissy Angelle</p><p>

D) Lisa Bowen</p><p>

<strong>E) Sweet Tabitha</strong></p><p>

F) Someone Else</p>

White Dolphin · May 19, 2014

<p>Oro vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: I need you here with me</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Brandon James</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: Don't take this too far now</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: Your eyes seem so lonely inside you</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment: Feel like you've lost your mind</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment: Could have been the champagne, the champagne!</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: Could have been the cocaine, the cocaine!</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs <strong>The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Could have been the way you looked at me</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Something Or Other</p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday</strong> vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment: That told me we were through</p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Could have been a bad day, a bad day</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Could have been the real way, the real way</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment: Could have been the way you looked at me</p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs<strong> Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment: That told me we were through, through</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>This song brought to you by SupremeCorp CEO Eric Eisen, dedicated to Nicky Champion's future relationship with a girl who ISN'T LILLIAN O'DONAHUE FOR SOME REASON. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else.....there should be SupremeCorp</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

<strong>C) Krissy Angelle</strong></p><p>

D) Lisa Bowen</p><p>

E) Sweet Tabitha</p><p>

F) Someone Else</p>

flaviooooo · May 19, 2014

<p>Oro vs <strong>Remo ©</strong> (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant</strong> (w/Jessie) vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs <strong>The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness</strong> (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

President's Hall (Puerto Rico)</p><p>

Thursday, April 10, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday</strong> vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong> (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Marc DuBois</strong> (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs<strong> Sober Police </strong>(Marlowe/McClean)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

<strong>C) Krissy Angelle</strong></p><p>

D) Lisa Bowen</p><p>

E) Sweet Tabitha</p><p>

F) Someone Else</p>

hydrogen001 · May 20, 2014

Great show man! The Battle for Supremacy match is getting quite interesting with Bowen joining in.

SWF Supreme TV

The Cattle Market (Puerto Rico)

April 8, 2014 (Week 1)

Oro vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]

Comment:

Brandon James vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

Comment:

American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]

Comment:

Steve Frehley vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)

Comment:

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)

Comment:

Angry Gilmore vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

Comment:

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

SWF Uprising

President's Hall (Puerto Rico)

Thursday, April 10, 2014 (Week 1)

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]

Comment:

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)

Comment:

Swoop McCarthy vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)

Comment:

When Animals Attack vs The Pain Alliance

Comment:

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)

Comment: you should change his name to jobber machine. haha.

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)

Comment:

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?

A) Heather B

B) Kammy Ling

C) Krissy Angelle

D) Lisa Bowen

E) Sweet Tabitha

F) Someone Else

3rdStringPG · May 20, 2014

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/ProWrestlingHitsBanner_zps03f35f0d.jpg</span><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">Big Smack Scott Says "I'm Saved!", Announces New Gimmick</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

Posted by </span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">JACK COLE</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> on APRIL 1, 2014</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

</p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">SWF Superstar </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Big Smack Scott</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, currently enjoying a mini-Renaissance of sorts, announced yesterday that he has "slain his personal demons" and is now "turning a corner" as he prepares to debut his new "Good Smack Scott" gimmick after this week's quarterly break in SWF programming.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

"I used to smoke, I used to drink, I used to smoke, drink, and dance the hoochie-coo," said the 38-year-old Smacker in an interview with our very own Dennis Kletsky. Scott was probably unaware that the hoochie-coo is a dance that has been out of style for the past 50 or so years, replaced by dance crazes like the Twist, the Mashed Potato, the 998 other dances mentioned by Wilson Pickett in "Land of 1,000 Dances", moshing, pogoing, and this writer's personal favorite, the Wall of Death. "But now I'm standin' on the corner, prayin' for me and you," continued the Smacker rather cryptically. Scott also admitted to "cuss(ing), fuss(ing) and boogie(ing) all night long," and "(lying), cheat(ing) and step(ping) on people's feet" in his revealing interview, which you can listen to

</span></div></div></div></div></div><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/dQw4w9WgXcQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, only on Pro Wrestling Hits. And while Scott's comments may sound like a bunch of "holy s---," they were corroborated by tag team partner and best friend Kurt Laramee, who simply said "What he said!", when asked for confirmation.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

While the Smacker implied that he's through smoking and drinking, he didn't seem to make any mention of his prodigious steroid use. A source, however, claims that Big Smack Scott has received a month's supply of HGH, a substance he supposedly refers to as "Human God Hormone."</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>TAGS:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> SWF, Big Smack Scott, Good Smack Scott, April Fools' Day</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>ALSO ON PRO WRESTLING HITS:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

</span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Blue Chipper Inanimate Carbon Rod Signed to Six-Year USPW Deal</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Demons of Rage, Blazing Flames Rejoin TCW as Cornell Announces Senior Tag Team Belt</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Marc DuBois, Skye Sunlight to Star in New Stoner Comedy</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Report - Giant Redwood Screen Tests for "Frito Pendejo" in Idiocracy Remake, Delivers Shockingly Realistic Performance</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Meet New AAA Stunner Vikki Victoria</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Giant Tana Releases New Exercise Video</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

Things Nicky Champion Talks About Aside from Himself and 100 Other Extremely Thin Pro Wrestler Books</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">

People Whom the Eisens Pissed Off and 10 Other Extremely Thick Pro Wrestler Books</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">

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KnowYourEnemy · May 20, 2014

[Obviously a Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Again with the "Keith in a non-title match" for good rating, eh 3rdString? Can't say I haven't done it. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

Comment:<em> Rich Money needs at least a split, and I can't say that James recent performance inspires. </em></p><p><em>

</em></p><p>

American Atomic II (Atomic/Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></p><p>

[Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: <em>The new enforcer gets some heat here.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley </strong>vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Steve takes this one, easy. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Valiant (w/Jessie) </strong>vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Valiant gets the dub against rising Prudence.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore </strong>vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Angry Gilmore needs his heat back for his storyline with the commish.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs <strong>The Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/Hannah Darkness and Vengeance)</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Nicky Darkness... is more... than just... a name.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Frankie Perez vs <strong>Matthew Keith</strong> vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Two Jobbers</p><p>

[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Very tempted to pick "two jobbers" here, as one could be good, but Keith has been lighting up high stakes. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Outlaw Frank Husband (Chill) and Marshall Dillon vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Easy heat, though interested in Dillon/Chill team. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Easy heat for McCarthy.</em></p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>The Pain Alliance</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>No.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Dean Ansell (American Machine, w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>More interested in what facepaint he's wearing than his chances of winning.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>Sober Police (Marlowe/McClean)</strong></p><p>

Comment:<em> I don't see the awesomeness getting this one -- until otherwise, both are jobbers. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be mentioned on a PWH article or backstage segment as Edd Stone's manager?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Heather B</p><p>

B) Kammy Ling</p><p>

<strong>C) Krissy Angelle</strong></p><p>

D) Lisa Bowen</p><p>

E) Sweet Tabitha</p><p>

F) Someone Else</p>

3rdStringPG · May 21, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Feel free to check out the first page - after weeks of not doing maintenance, it's finally done, and all roster collages/roster bios have been updated. Still working on completing the master index, but I've added a new section there that covers heel/face turns.</p><p> </p><p>

I think we can have Supreme TV up by Friday, so predictions are still accepted for the next 24-48 hours! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> April's prediction game prize would be a chance to "fill in the blanks" and choose ring music for the workers who don't have any, and it's still going to be a one-month contest...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"The Screen Test"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wednesday, April 2, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Somewhere in California, but not Hollywood - my first screen test</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

1:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Touche. Richard Eisen said I'd only wrestle once before The World is Watching so I could focus on my upcoming screen test. As it turns out, the screen test was scheduled on the week of the SWF's quarterly break. And the movie, which was to be entitled "UMT" (short for "Under My Thumb", an old Rolling Stones song), was to star some other SWF Superstars. Including Jay Chord!</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"I can't wait to work with Jay Chord!", said the director, a chain-smoking, delusional control freak (I kid you not) who called himself Adam Smithers. "I mean, we had all sorts of plans. I liked Aaron Taylor-Johnson as John Lennon on 'Nowhere Boy', but we couldn't get him 'coz of that fire-breathing monster. I liked PJ Strong because he's an actual pop star, the son of a wrestling legend, and not signed to USPW like his dad and sister, but he was in the clink when casting calls begun." Smithers would mention a couple more Hollywood stars' names before going to Jay Chord. "But Jay Chord? I LOVE THIS GUY! I can't wait until his contract with TCW expires! He's got movie star looks, charisma, a brooding, James Dean kinda vibe...and YOU, Nicky Champion, are going to make his life a living hell!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Me, sir?", I replied.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yes, Nicky, you are going to be the heel of all heels, the antagonist of all antagonists. You are going to be 'Endless' Eugene Flash, Corvette-drivin', girl-chasin', tenth grade-repeatin' football tackle, and you will be Brian Cardinal's tormentor."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Wait a minute. Did Adam Smithers just name the bully after Pete and Pete's Endless Mike Hellstrom AND Spider-Man's Flash Thompson, and name the guitar-playing protagonist after a retired NBA power forward? And does Jay Chord even sing or play guitar? Yes, I know his last name's Chord, but...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Sounds cool, huh?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Uh...yeah!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Fantastic! Now let's see you act like a BULL-LAY!!!!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>2:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"YOU GOT THE ROLE, NICKY! You, my friend, are a natural heel, and YOU ARE GONNA PLAY EUGENE FLASH!!!!" "Endless" Eugene Flash, huh? Hopefully Adam would do something about that name, because it's not gonna fly. Even on a direct-to-video Supreme Studios production. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

And all I had to say was "Hi, Brian. You ratted me out in shop class, didn't 'ya?", then pin Adam to the wall and threaten him in a quiet, yet menacing voice while threatening to burn him with a cigarette. But I dunno - I must have done REALLY well for a first-timer, because I was getting congratulations from some of the Joe and Jane Nobodies who were to play Jay Chord/Brian Cardinal's high school buddies. And I was getting congratulations from someone who had done some modeling and acting outside of the wrestling world - the SWF Starlet who'd be playing Brian and Eugene's English lit teacher, Ms. Lou Anne Keating. (Yes, that's Dangerous Minds + Dead Poet's Society!)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Loved it, Nicky. You handled that screen test like a pro!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Uh...thanks, Emma!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Um...listen...Brandon obviously isn't here and neither are the Eisen boys. If you want, we can probably, you know, hang out. Maybe have a coffee, or look for some bands to watch tonight and have some beers."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Now this...was going to be an interesting evening in an L.A. district not called Hollywood.</span></p>

Rickymex · May 21, 2014

<p>98 Sex Appeal and old enough to not get caught up in drama?</p><p> </p><p>

Nicky you better not f*ck this up! This is C-Verse Trish Stratus!</p>

White Dolphin · May 21, 2014

<p>He got EMMA CHASE? OF ALL THE WOMEN TO PICK, HE PICKED HER? SHE SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE DAVE LOCKER ROOM! WHILE SAMMY WATCHED!</p><p> </p><p>

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**** this company. I'ma watch something better. *Pops in Best of USPW DVD, hosted by Valentine and Redwood.*</p>

Psycho Sam · May 21, 2014

<p>Oh my. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I wanna see Nicky be some kind of douchebag here if he gets convinced by Emma Chase to join the Klubb. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I like this! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:10px;">Then again, I would join the Klubb too, with someone like Emma Chase in it. </span><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Cancelled date doesn't mean trouble in paradise for this writer...it means Supreme TV shall be posted earlier than expected! Done writing both Supreme TV and Uprising, and Uprising's going to feature something really, really major. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

And speaking of dates...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"I'm a Substitute for Another Guy/Mainstream's Thrilla"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Tuesday, April 8, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

The Cattle Market, Puerto Rico</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

5:45 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"You are playin' with fire, Nicky! Do you not realize how many men KNOW Emma?" Des was the only person I told about my date with Emma. And he didn't hesitate to warn me about her. "And when I mean KNOW, you KNOW I'm talkin' about KNOWIN' 'em in the Biblical sense!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Look, man, nothing really happened," I insisted. "We hung out as friends, drank a few beers, talked until 2 or 3 in the morning, and..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"And you did it?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Hell no! After the show, I'll be with a girl I met at the airport yesterday. Emma can have her Klubb, and Jerry Eisen can do what he wants with her for all I care. I was just a substitute for Jerry."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yeah, right, Nicky. Nothin' happened. Whatever you say, buddy, but I am warnin' you, man, you do not want to take this to the next level. And you don't want Scotty and Kurt to know about this! They're the Anti-Klubb, remember?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I won't tell if you won't tell."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"It's a deal, man. Just be careful whom you're makin' friends with outside of our little, er...anti-Klubb. There's gotta be a better name for our backstage faction, y'know?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I'm on it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Dude, you are on EVERYONE and her sister these days!," teased Des before he became a bit more solemn. "Friendly advice, man. You might wanna take it slow. That's what f---ed it up for Jamie back when we were workin' together."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You know Jamie?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Absolutely! We weren't that close back in our MAW days, though. But I know what happened to him. He and Stevie may seem all buddy-buddy and stuff, and they've been friends for years, but they were once at each other's throats, back in May, June '07. Over a girl. He and Stevie had this fistfight at a bar, and the whole locker room save for recovering alcoholic Rip Chord saw it. We called that fight the 'Thrilla in Camilla's," after the bar we MAW boys used to drink at.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Yes, Nicky, Jamie did indeed kinda get crazy with the ring rats. PWH was all over him, man, readin' PWH back then was like readin' TM-f---in'-Z! And Rip? He found out, of course. Though Jamie didn't really do anythin' bad in the locker room, it was bad press for Rip, so he was like, 'we gotta get the belt off of you, Mainstream.' Three months later, he was out of MAW, outta sight, outta mind, showin' his stuff in Puerto Rico. Rip Chord made it appear as if he was recommending Jamie for an FCW stint to hone his skills, but he wanted the guy as far away from Baltimore as possible."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Wow, Des, so this means we're in Jamie's old stomping grounds!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Ummmm...not really," said Des. "That'd be the President's Hall, which is much smaller. But the bottom line's this, man. Jamie 'Mainstream' Hernandez could have been a big star right now. But he wasn't careful about gettin' seen with the rats, he took shit way too seriously when Stevie had designs on one of those rats. He was eased out of MAW. Now I'm not sayin' that Eisen and Michaels are gonna want you out if this ring rat-mania of yours leaks out to the dirt sheets - hell, this be the big leagues - but bad PR is bad PR."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I'll come clean - since signing with the SWF, I felt liberated. I could have a more colorful in-ring persona. I could drink in public without having to worry about being a bad example to my company's target audience. And I could be every bit the "bad boy" I had imagined myself becoming back when I was fresh out of high school and still seeing the world of pro wrestling in idealized form. But Des warning me about what happened to Jamie forced me to give pause and consider how the dirt sheets may interpret or reinterpret things. It was time to leave the ring rat action to the likes of Scotty, Kurt, or even the Eisens, Brandon James, and Remo.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

So what now, Nicky? Does this mean you'll be dating Emma Chase now?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Maybe I will, maybe I won't. But as far as I'm concerned, SJU Airport Ring Rat was going to be the last of those kinds.</span></p>

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2014

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFWebsite_zps8eb9b964.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, April 8, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> The Cattle Market (Puerto Rico)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 12,678</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And we're coming to you LIVE from the Cattle Market in San Juan, Puerto Rico! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Buenas noches</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">, SWF Galaxy, my name is Peter Michaels, and I am joined once again tonight by Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We're back after a week's break, and boy, have we got an evening of great action for you tonight! It looks like Rich Money is putting his disappointing employees Rogue and Paul Huntingdon to the test, with Rogue facing Angry Gilmore and Huntingdon up against Brandon James! Yes indeed, the cards look stacked against the MCO's Profit Margin tonight...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I see them definitely in the red, though probably not for a lack of shenanigans from the MCO's end. Paul Huntingdon's match against Brandon James is especially important, because if James wins, then he gets to face Marat Khoklov in singles action at The World is Watching, while Khoklov gets his name pulled out of the Battle for Supremacy!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I can imagine everyone who isn't on Rich Money's payroll rooting for Brandon James, because if the Big Cat wins, then that's one giant-sized problem they won't have to deal with come April 20.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in an unscripted attempt to poke fun at Marc DuBois' weed habit)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Speaking of April 20, the Battle for Supremacy's got Marc DuBois confirmed as one of the competitors...with his fellow UnStable members Big Smack Scott, Kurt Laramee, and Joe Sexy...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's old news, Jerry! The UnStable were the first people to enter the Battle. Last week on Uprising we learned that the 24/7 Partay Dudez are in, thus bringing up the count to 19 out of 30, and now it appears as if we've got Vengeance in the ring, with new acolyte Darkness Lobster, plus The New Darkness Warriors. Methinks we'll be getting confirmation from The Family of Darkness, and this may also be our first time to see Nicky Champion since he lost that Casket Match to Vengeance at Awesome Impact...</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Vengeance and Nicholas Darkness Form Alliance</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/85_zpsc05ec216.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Vengeance starts out tonight's Supreme TV with a passionate sermon about the pitfalls of sin. As expected, the first sin focused on is pride, as he talks about now Nicky Champion's pride led to his eventual downfall, yet his eventual conversion. He then confirms that he and "everyone in the Family of Darkness save John and Robert Darkness" will be participating in the Battle for Supremacy - that's because The New Darkness Warriors will be facing The Amazing Bumfholes for the tag team titles at The World is Watching. After confirming this, Vengeance returns to his original subject - Nicky Champion.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So much for a hot debut. So much for all the press, the social media hype, the product endorsements, and all the spoils of being the SWF's most important acquisition of the current decade. When all is said and done, nobody can take those things with them to the Great Beyond. And sometimes, a man has to Embrace the Darkness to see the light. That is a lesson young Nicholas learned when he thought he can bury me in my own casket. Yes, he came close, but in the end...the Darkness was much too powerful to fight, to resist. And now...he is one of us. Welcome to the family, Nicholas.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Having made that introduction, Nicky Champion emerges from the stands, wearing the same hooded black robe worn by The New Darkness Warriors. He is accompanied by Hannah, who is dressed in a black bodysuit and knee-high boots - reports suggest the ultra-conservative Hannah refused to wear the get-up unless she was assured it won't be too revealing, and it isn't. That said, both "Nicholas Darkness" and "Sister Hannah Darkness" exude a much darker vibe as they join Vengeance, The Darkness Lobster, and The New Darkness Warriors in the ring.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Just as Our Father had said, no man is more than just a name. For months I had let too much of my personality shine through. I had been blinded by money and fame, and I had virtually sold my soul to the Dark Lord in order to achieve what I had here in the SWF. But when Vengeance stuffed me into the casket, I knew that things had to change. Corners had to be turned. And now that I accept the Darkness as a way to the light, and a way to salvation, I humbly renounce every vestige of my old being. Nicky Champion...is no more. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Darkness Lobster</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...and so is the make-believe superhero persona of Lobster Warrior.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We pledge ourselves to you, oh Father of Darkness...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The announcers ponder on how bizarre it is for a "Father of Darkness" to hate sin so much, but mainly express their disgust at what looks like the former Nicky Champion pledging his allegiance to Vengeance! In a move similar to what Vengeance pulls off, Nicholas Darkness raises his arms and strikes an angry, menacing pose, causing fireworks to go off near Aegalaeus Position.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tonight, Amazing Bumfholes, you shall atone for your sins.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Darkness Lobster</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance...will be ours.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Looks like Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior...or is that Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster...have just challenged The Amazing Bumfholes to a match!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - This is not the tuneup The Amazing Bumfholes need ahead of their match against The New Darkness Warriors at The World is Watching...</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Oro (w/Plata) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/fca53991-bbb6-4270-b376-4c56494861ed_zps91a08620.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/67_zps900b981d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The crowd is fiercely against Remo as he goes up against the upset-conscious Oro in tonight's kickoff match; that doesn't stop him, though, from scoring early with a full nelson bomb.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Oro's time in the ring is numbered - despite some feeble attempts at offense, he's totally outclassed as Remo takes less than two minutes to defeat the masked jobber.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Remo in 1:52</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>At this point, the announcers confirm that tonight's main event will feature The Amazing Bumfholes in a non-title match against the Family of Darkness' newest members, Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster.</em></span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Fry Hypes Remo vs Valiant</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/79_zps39a33693.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Duane Fry, wanting to drum up more hype for his client Remo ahead of his World Heavyweight match against Valiant at The World is Watching, rudely grabs a mic from a stage hand and enters the ring to cut a promo.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Did you see that, Puerto Rico? Or should I say...</div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>¿has visto eso?</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> WHAT YOU JUST SAW...WAS </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>EL CLIENTE DE</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> DUANE FRY, </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>LO MEJOR AMIGO</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> RRRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON...DESTRRRRRRRRROYING ONE OF YOUR SPANISH-SPEAKING KIND!!!!! Oh, wait a minute...Oro </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>no habla Ingles...no habla Espanol...no habla</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> NOTHING! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>NADA!</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> If only Oro could speak, he would be SPEECHLESS the moment he wakes up! He would be CATATONIC because he has just been decimated...mutilated...FIGURATIVELY EVISCERATED by THE ALPHA DOG, REMO! And there's nothin' that Plata, nor the rest of the locker room could do about it! This is YOUR World Heavyweight Champion, THE most dominating force in the history of the wrestling industry, this is MY CLIENT, MY BEST FRIEND, AND THE MAN WHO WILL TEAR VALIANT INTO TEENY-WEENY PIECES WITH HIS NOW-DARKNESS WARRIOR BUDDIES WATCHING AT THE WORLD IS WATCHING...THIS IS THE FREAK OF NATURE, THE HUMAN BARNSTORMER, THE MOST DOMINATING FORCE IN THE HISTORY OF WRESTLING, THE ALPHA DOG, RRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME...RRRRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:8px;"><em>Saving the Dean from a beatdown...</em></span></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Fry and Remo exit the ring, and both men immediately approach Peter Michaels, with Fry repeating Remo's name at least five times and Michaels telling Fry to "shut the hell up." Remo, who hardly speaks these days, offers to "put (Michaels') neck brace back on him", but before he can do that, Valiant runs to the rescue and takes Michaels out of harm's way! He and Remo then have an intense staredown, and Valiant says he will "drop the honor code" and personally attack Fry if they don't call off the beatdown. Fry reluctantly complies, and Michaels returns to his announcer's chair a bit shaken.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Chase and Huntingdon Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b679712-4e7f-4a5e-98e1-2139054e49d0_zps6c4c3dca.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/576d8791-9876-4b69-9c43-58b9dbbc3599_zps1452dc8d.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/79_zps39a33693.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Backstage, Emma Chase is briefing longtime clients Rogue and Paul Huntingdon ahead of their respective matches against Angry Gilmore and Brandon James. Rogue appears confident that he could make short work of Gilmore, but Huntingdon seems reluctant to take the Big Cat on...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You've gotta reconsider, Ms. Chase. Brandon James is someone who is BENEATH ME. He was never a classy individual when he was part of our organization, and now he's...he's...a filthy Big Cat who's in touch with the PEASANTS of the SWF Galaxy!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Your job is of great importance, Paul. Defeat Brandon James and you deny him a chance to face Marat. Defeat him and Marat takes part in the Battle for Supremacy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's a lot of pressure, Ms. Chase!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, pressure turns coal into diamonds. Your performance has been miserable since Mr. Money took over my Agency, no, make that miserable all year long, and it's just right that you face such pressure in the ring. Rogue's got Angry Gilmore, and if you think that's any easier...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But does it really matter? Marat, though he may be a peasant...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What did you just say?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I called Marat a peasant, Ms. Chase! Let's face it, that's what he was before joining up with us. A poor son of Russian farmers who grew to be six feet tall at the age of ten...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(holding up her hand)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That will be ENOUGH, Paul. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I didn't really mean it that way...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I said ENOUGH. Just get out of my office before Mr. Money hears about what you've been saying about our prize recruit.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Brandon James vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [if James wins, he faces Marat Khoklov at TWIW, Khoklov removed from BFS]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/576d8791-9876-4b69-9c43-58b9dbbc3599_zps1452dc8d.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/64_zpsb51ba9ad.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The announcers comment that Paul Huntingdon seems overmatched against former ally Brandon James, and they may be right - the Aristocrat is totally outclassed by the Big Cat, and he looks absolutely woeful as James repeatedly shoulderblocks him against the turnbuckle.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">James seems excited to end the match as quickly as he could, so he powerbombs Huntingdon at 2:30, only to get distracted by Rogue as he climbs up the apron. That earns him a stern warning from Shane Stones.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Somehow, Huntingdon gets some offense in at 3:40, legsweeping James and going for the High Society, but that move is quickly countered and slipped out of.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">In the end, nothing that Huntingdon does seems good enough against the Big Cat, and an Emma Chase Dollar Sign distraction is pretty much ignored; James wins the match in 6:57 with a Big Cat Pounce, and Rich Money looks especially upset as he watches from the MCO "office" backstage - James winning means that he'll get his match against Marat Khoklov at The World is Watching, while Khoklov will have to withdraw from the Battle for Supremacy!</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - James in 6:57. Brandon James to face Marat Khoklov at The World is Watching. Khoklov's name will also be removed from the Battle for Supremacy 30-man battle royal.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - All around the locker room, SWF Superstars are saying prayers of thanks, jumping for joy, or breathing a sigh of relief, because you know what this means. It's gonna be Brandon James vs Marat Khoklov, one-on-one at The World is Watching, while Khoklov is NOT gonna be fightin' in the Battle for Supremacy!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Still, that doesn't mean the Battle won't have its share of immovable objects. You've got Vengeance, all 6'9", 325 pounds of him, who declared for the Battle for Supremacy just minutes ago. And who can forget Barry Bowen?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The former Central Michigan center, NBA draftee and SWF World Heavyweight champ comes in at a towering 6'11", and he still looks to be in top shape at 330, maybe an even leaner 320 pounds! It's not gonna be a picnic out there, even with Khoklov no longer competing.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">American Atomic II vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Enforcer Allen's SWF debut]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/243543fb-990c-47bc-a8c2-7db75d85044d_zpsb55ab54f.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It now appears as if American Atomic II is a full-fledged tag team, though it also seems that BJ O'Neill, manager for both Des Davids and the kayfabe-injured American Machine, is not involved here. Captain Atomic and Davids both excel in brawling, and they start strong, isolating Eric Eisen and preventing a tag to Enforcer Allen till the 1:30 mark.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Allen does get to enter the match at 1:30, and Jerry Eisen notes that his brother chose not to enter the former collegiate offensive lineman in the Battle for Supremacy becuse "he's not quite ready." As Allen helps his team gain control with a leaping lariat on Davids, Michaels riffs on how Eric Eisen tends to treat "underlings" - his Enforcers and High Stakes rookie Matthew Keith - like second-class citizens.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">American Atomic II regains control at 3:20, but it's not at Allen's expense but at Eisen's; the Supremacist is frustrated when Atomic blocks a Silver Spoon Shock attempt, and finds himself eating a Radiation Blast from the Wrecking Machine! Ric Young counts, but Eisen kicks out at two.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Thanks to some illegal double-teams, Eisen and Allen take over at 4:40, and Allen seems especially impressive here, landing a move he calls "Primus Scream Therapy" - a jackknife powerbomb - at 6:10. Davids kicks out, and a subsequent attempt at a DDT from Eisen is countered quickly, thus triggering the babyface comeback!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Davids, who's doing well with his new hyperactive gimmick, tags Atomic in at 8:20 for a Mushroom Cloud, and while that hits, Atomic is ambushed from behind by Jackson Marlowe, forcing Young to call this match a DQ win for American Atomic II!</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - American Atomic II in 8:45 by DQ</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - In an odd way I'm thankful that Jackson Marlowe chose this time to get involved. Way to ruin that bully bodyguard's debut, Former Jungle Lord!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Bully bodyguard? Care to enlighten us, Jerry? Not that I doubt you, but...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Last Tuesday was April Fools' Day, and Enforcer Allen was playing pranks on our cousins' little children. What kind of 310-pound man would pick on five, or six-year-old kids just for the heck of it? Even if it's April Fools'?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - He does seem nastier than your brother's old Enforcer, though I must say I was impressed with his raw strength and powerful impact moves. Enforcer Allen is, whether you like it or not, part of the SWF's New Talent Initiative for 2014, and that was an impressive debut for him, despite the loss.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews American Atomic II</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/60_zps777de35d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Melanie Florence doesn't waste any time, as the new backstage interviewer/High Stakes host interviews the winners of the last match, American Atomic II...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, American Atomic, that was one brilliant performance out there against Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen! Sure, it may have been a DQ win, Des, but...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - A win is a win, Melanie, and I am sooooo stoked! So pumped-up! So overflowin' with ENERGY, baby, because NOW IS THE RIGHT TIME...FOR PRIME TIME!!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Atomic</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - SO JACKSON MARLOWE WANTS TO SPREAD HIS SELF-RIGHTEOUSLY INSUFFERABLE ANTI-DRUNK DOGMA TO THE LITTLE NEUTRONS, PROTONS, AND ELECTRONS OF THE SWF GALAXY?!?!?!? HE CAN GO AHEAD AND DO THAT!!!!!!! HE CAN TALK THE TEETOTALING TALK WITH SNEAKY SQUEEKY, BUT I'VE GOT ONE PALLIATINGLY PRECIOUS POSSESSION IN MY POSSESSION, AND THAT, MEEEEEEE-LAAAAAAA-NIEEEEEEE FLOOOOOO-REEEEEEEEENCE, IS THE NATURALLY NUMBER ONE NEUTRINO NORTH AMERICAN TITLE!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm sorry, Cap, but if you could please translate that...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He be sayin' American Atomic II is on a ROLL, baby, and...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/67c47ad7-34f3-400b-9439-50fc6c4b84fb_zps3a8d18da.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>At this point, BJ O'Neill interrupts the interview, making her first speaking appearance in months. She tells Davids that "Dean Ansell" has been cleared to wrestle again, and will be making his return on the next Uprising...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, that's DY-NO-MITE, BJ, tell A-Mach that...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>O'Neill</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You have to be there, Des. I know this new partnership means a lot to you, but...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Of course I'mma be there! Man, you don't know how much I wanna stick it one-on-one to that Eric Eisen and do it with NO DISQUALIFICATIONS...no count-outs...no Sober Police tryna' stick their nose in our business! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>O'Neill</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Des, this is important. You and American Machine, I mean Dean, were tag champs for ten months. Longer than anyone else in SWF history....</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You don't hafta worry 'bout a thing, Beej. Let Prime Time handle this. Dean's a good friend of mine, even if I'm teamin' with the Cap. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>O'Neill, who apparently doesn't seem too happy with Davids' new ultra-hyped attitude, leads her client away from the interview, leaving Atomic to speak to Florence for the next few seconds. Atomic closes by saying it's all well and good that Marlowe is now sober, but sobriety will never hold a candle to being "drunk on radioactivity." Of course, an Atomic promo isn't an Atomic promo without this one little detail to wrap things up.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Atomic</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Steve Frehley vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/78_zps58567d0b.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Fans of good selling may be best advised to change the channel, because neither one of these big guys is any good at it. But if you want an entertaining brawlfest between a tough product of the Compton streets and an oversexed lothario who's in an open relationship with a nutjob (Louise Cannon), this match delivers, and is well above average.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">A prime example of the bad selling on display comes when Frehley nails Sexy with a front backbreaker at 2:30, only for Sexy to be wiggling his hips after a spinebuster/Sexy Strut Drop combo that comes mere seconds later. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The match is a surprisingly open battle between both men, but Frehley seems to be enjoying a slight edge up to the six-minute mark. That's when he escapes a One Night Stand attempt and counters with a neckbreaker of his own. The move is followed up by a Launching Pad Suplex, but Louise Cannon yells obscenities at Frehley (mostly repeating his catchphrase like a parrot), preventing him from making a cover.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That's not good enough, though, as Frehley eventually connects with the Frehley's Comet (off a Dark Destroyer Spear for the setup) and picks up the no-bearing win, nonetheless gaining momentum ahead of the Battle for Supremacy.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Frehley in 8:44</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Steve Frehley and Christian Faith still have a score to settle, but the way it looks, you wouldn't even guess it. I guess Faith does have some redeeming factors in the sense that he won't run in or jump you from behind, but I still don't like the way he's getting his message across.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It's too heavy-handed, and it fails to take into account the hard childhoods Steve Frehley and Jack Bruce went through on opposite coasts and in varying decades. No, they're not perfect, but they've deserved every World title they've won - seven between both men - as well as their popularity with the SWF Galaxy.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Indeed they do, Jerry, and we'll be hearing Christian Faith speak his mind up next on Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That should at the very least be an interesting interview. Cage is a professional pickup artist who runs his own 1-900 hotline, while Faith is the type of man who blames people like Cage for the deteriorating values in America. Maybe he's right, but then again, nobody wants to be preached to in such a narrow-minded manner.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/90_zps0613a9ba.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Roger Cage welcomes the "losers...in love" to another episode of Secrets of the Smooth, and as the announcers said earlier, tonight's guest is the Supreme Legend, Christian Faith, who gets showered with jeers of "FAITH NO MORE!" as he makes his way to the set...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - First of all, Roger, I would like to say that as a father of a daughter who just recently graduated college and a son who's finishing high school in June, you are a bad role model to the young people of America. Through your premium hotline, you teach young people to give their chastity away and to disobey what was written in the Good Book. It is because of people like you, Roger, that teen pregnancy rates are rising and virginity is treated like a trifling matter.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Easy there, old fella, whatever happened to "turn the other cheek"? You concentrate on ridding the music scene of Jack Bruce, as well as beatin' a sense of humor into serious Steve Frehley, who guested on my show a couple weeks ago. While I...concentrate on helpin' these LOSERS..in love...get LAID. As an experienced pick-up artist...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Enough, Roger. Maybe you want to focus on actually WRESTLING and not spreading your immoral word to the SWF Galaxy? There are still several spots remaining in the Battle for Supremacy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Indeed, Christian, there's a battle for supremacy going on every evening in every bar 'cross the globe. Men try to one-up each other with the best pickup lines, the biggest budget, the prettiest catches. Don't deny it, old pal, I know you lived a wild and crazy life before finding God...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, Roger? I don't think you're tough. In fact, I think you're a downright lazy coward who uses this talk show as an excuse not to wrestle. So if you would shut down this show...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...not gonna happen...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Very well then. Spread your filth and I'll try my best to turn the other cheek, as you say. But if you want the SWF Galaxy to respect you, you'll join the Battle for Supremacy and man up for once. At least you'll finally be doing something productive in this company...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sighing)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">- Alright, alright, I'm joinin', I'm joinin'. Anything for the women. Now if we may get this interview going, I think I should start by asking you about Jack Bruce. Last week, you challenged Jack to a match at The World is Watching. The two of you in action in a no-DQ, no-countout match that would determine who enters last at the Battle for Supremacy. Is it too much for you, Christian? You're, like, 47 years old, man! Who knows, man, maybe if I bump into your daughter one night at the bar...I could make you a grandpa!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - She doesn't drink. And having you as a son-in-law is a dreadful thought, considering your weak moral fiber.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh yeah? That's not what Sports Entertainment Herald said. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(Cage winks his eye as he refers to Maria Faith's real-life DUI arrest in late 2012.)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> But goin' back to the topic...what's drivin' you, Christian? What's making this future grandpa so determined to fight what could be two matches in one evening?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What's driving me? Well, if you're a father, you'll know what I'm talking about. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> I want to prevent morally corrupt individuals like Jack Bruce from main eventing Supreme Challenge 34, being that Supreme Challenge is THE flagship event of the SWF. If you were a father to teenagers, Roger, would you want your teenage kids watching Jack Bruce celebrate by chopping his crotch, flirting with scantily-clad women in the front rows, many of 'em young enough to be his daughters, drinking a beer to top it all off, and sometimes punctuating his wins with lyrics from his awful, disgustingly NSFW songs? Every song is about "banging", or "toking", or "nice tits", pardon my language, or "the effing system." Sure, CDs have Parental Advisory stickers, but they're not enough, Roger! Kids buy those albums anyway BECAUSE they have stickers on 'em!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't see what's wrong with raunchy lyrics, Christian, but that may be me, you know? I grew up on gangsta rap and nu-metal, and you know how those songs go. What I do have an issue with...is Jack Bruce's singing. Steven Tyler-lite, if you ask me. Still, I did recommend one of his late '90s albums to this caller of mine named Derek, who really likes this girl in school who's a total moral majority square. Thought I'd advise Derek to play some songs from Jack's 1999 album "The Virgin Hunta" to get her into that kinda music... </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You are a deplorable man, Roger. Just like Jack Bruce and his army of Constituents, many of whom stood by me as part of my "Faithful." At The World is Watching, what's right is gonna be right again. You won't see your hero fighting in the Battle for Supremacy. That's because I plan to use my veteran instincts and morally upright character to will me to victory and keep Jack away from the Battle. I have Faith, SWF Galaxy. Faith in a morally upright America, where harmful music and movies are banned before young people can get their hands...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Before Faith can continue his high-horse preaching, Steve Frehley's ring music plays in the background, and the Dark Destroyer storms onto Cage's set to confront the man he continues to feud with.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look at yourself, Christian...talkin' like some Jack Motherbleepin' Thompson or some ultra-conservative Bible-thumper who thinks we still live in the Old Testament days. Jack may have said his piece last week, but you can be damn sure I've got somethin' to say about all that hot air you've been spewin' on that other source of hot air's talk show.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Steve, I already interviewed you...on Uprising, remember? </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - STAY OUTTA THIS, CAGE! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Faith)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Y'all used to have an open mind. Y'all used to be the cool dad, tellin' me about how you took Maria, Matty, and Eli to a Jack Bruce show...YES, a Jack Bruce show. And how they loved it. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I wasn't aware, Steve. Maybe you should've thought of that before coming here and spewing your ghetto thug rhetoric.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now look here, Christian. I'mma certainly be pullin' for Jack when the two of you fight to be #30 at The World is Watching. But I would personally love it...LOVE IT if you somehow scored an UPSET against my man Brucie and got yer stinkin', self-righteous ass into the Battle for Supremacy. Y'all ain't gonna last a minute against me, Christian...because after I'm done takin' it to the streets on you...you're goin' ta' fly right over that top rope and say goodbye to your SC34 main event ambitions. You used to be cool, Christian...but right now...Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Frehley turns his back on Faith and leaves the stage, but even if Faith is now a heel, he's not the type of heel who goes for sneak attacks. Instead, it's Cage who takes over, jumping Frehley from behind and giving him a dose of the PUA Plunge! Frehley's seemingly down and out, but he stands up just a few seconds later, answering back with the Frehley's Comet and knocking Cage out cold! With Secrets of the Smooth now totally out of control and its host lying a few feet away from the set, Faith closes the show himself with a few words of his own...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What's right is gonna be right again, and I don't need any help from people like you, Roger Cage. I'll do this whole darn thing myself if I have to, and rid the SWF of people like Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley. Wanna know why I know that's possible? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(raises his blue briefcase, even if he's hardly likely to cash it in anytime soon)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> I HAVE FAITH.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Their tag team title hopes derailed at Awesome Impact, it would appear as if both Platinum Blondes are now back to their jobbers-to-the-stars roles, which is a pity, since Jamie Lee Prudence still has a whole lot of upside.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Freddy Garcia, who's acting as cornerman, does his best to throw Valiant off his game, though it can be argued that Remo and the ongoing saga with Vengeance's Family of Darkness contribute more to the Honorable One's lack of focus. As such, Jamie Lee actually controls most of the offense from the second to fifth minutes, focusing on high-energy moves including a missile dropkick from the top rope.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Hoping to end the match and pull off an upset, Prudence wraps Valiant up in the Pretty Prudential Plan but that's broken up by a rope grab. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The last two minutes are all Valiant's, as he slowly but surely gains momentum, dropkicking Prudence and picking him up for the V-Split at the eight-minute mark. This one lasted a couple minutes too long, but it helps establish Valiant as a viable threat against Remo at The World is Watching.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Valiant in 8:04</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You have to admire Valiant for hanging in there and trying his best not to focus on his present situation. That fool Duane Fry's got one hoss of a World Heavyweight champ in Remo, while it looks like Vengeance now has Valiant's two best friends and closest allies - Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness - locked in as members of the Family.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm hoping against hope that that is not the case, that both men have only been temporarily blinded by Vengeance and his heresy.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I don't really want to sound doubtful here, but why hasn't Robbie Retro, now Robert Darkness, snapped out and broken the hold Vengeance has on him? John Greed was well-loved by the SWF Galaxy for a couple months in 2013. Remember?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(crudely rapping)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Gimme gimme gimme, I want more, gimme gimme gimme, greed is good! Gimme gimme gimme, what else is in store, gimme gimme gimme, give it all to Greedy Johnny!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That was quite a fun time, and it showed us that the on-and-off Vengeance acolyte may have finally freed himself from his mentor's grip. But that wasn't the case after all. I see Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster, as well as Hannah Darkness and the two Darkness Warriors all finding it difficult to leave the Family should they decide to do so.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Angry Gilmore vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Paul Huntingdon)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/77_zpsf6860ecc.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The announcers tell us that The Profit Margin's attack on Donnie J on the last Uprising has resulted in a minor injury, but Donnie has nonetheless tweeted that he'll be joining the Battle for Supremacy. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Right now, we see one of Donnie's attackers, Rogue, in the ring with Angry Gilmore, and he seems to be going about this match with far more purpose than usual - there aren't any stipulations here, but Rogue, just like he was on Uprising, may be fighting to remain in the good graces of Money-Chase Organization Chairman Rich Money and CEO Emma Chase.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Gilmore gets the crowd excited with a ring apron suplex on Rogue at 2:20, getting him just as he was talking strategy with Chase and Huntingdon. This kicks off a few minutes of Gilmore controlling the match, and a sit-out swinging neckbreaker helps set up a Boston Crab.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 5:10, Gilmore is still dominating Rogue when Rich Money casually joins the announce team and laments how the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel is seemingly outclassed by the rebellious Gilmore. Fortunately for Rogue, Gilmore's big leg drop attempt misses, allowing him to finally show what he's got.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Referee Darren Smith, who has already helped screw Gilmore out of a win twice, still seems to be favoring the MCO, as he allows Rogue to get away with several illegal maneuvers. Rogue then goes for a clean Crashing On at 7:20...he connects, goes for a lateral press, but Gilmore kicks out of that move at about two and a half! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">We still see more Rogue and more Crashing On in the minutes that follow, as Gilmore's attempt at a comeback is stymied with the Scoundrel's finisher at 9:50. One...two...Gilmore kicks out despite Smith's efforts to make a quick count.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Rogue seems frustrated that he cannot put Gilmore away, and Money leaves the announce table to complain to Smith. This allows Gilmore to jump an irate Rogue with a sunset flip attempt, and start making his comeback in this match!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 11:00 or so, Gilmore finds himself in full control of the match, and gets a huge cheer when he lands ten mounted punches on Rogue after whipping him to the turnbuckle! Gilmore then blocks a desperation Crashing On, responding with an Anger Management, and seems ready to go for a cover. Could this be a return to Rogue's losing ways? Smith is counting one, two...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b679712-4e7f-4a5e-98e1-2139054e49d0_zps6c4c3dca.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...and KICKOUT! Gilmore is trying not to show his displeasure with the slow count, and it is at this point where we see Emma Chase climb the apron and start unbuttoning her blazer.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Gilmore desperately tries to shake off and ignore the Dollar Sign Distraction, but as he DDT's Rogue, there's no one to make the count as Smith looks distracted as well!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">With Smith being teased by Ms. Chase, Huntingdon runs into the ring with a kendo stick he had found underneath the ring, and proves to be no softie, hitting Gilmore in the head and knocking him out cold.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">When Smith turns around, he sees Rogue groggily going for a pin. And one...and two...and three! Rogue has won his second straight match as the Scoundrel somehow avoids the chopping block once again.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Rogue in 12:57</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Money talks. These officials call matches honestly and properly when no MCO members are involved in the match. But when it comes to the MCO facing one of their opponents, these referees on the take always find a way to win it for Rich Money and company!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It's a cryin' shame indeed. This is a man whom Angry Gilmore already had beaten. But Darren Smith, the referee, had to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and once again SCREW Angry Gilmore! How much longer can this go on?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, I've gotten word from Melanie Florence backstage that Angry Gilmore and Brandon James were talking ahead of the match. Now I'm not sure if they're joining forces or anything, but these are two men at odds with the MCO. At this point in time, Gilmore may need all the allies he could bring over to his side, because he's fighting a one-man battle against INJUSTICE. And INEQUALITY. Brought to you by Commissioner Barry Bowen and paid for by the Money-Chase Organization, of course.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Very well said, Ana, and although I may be shifting the topic a bit, that's one reason why Duane Fry is full of hot air. He thinks he's God's gift to announcing when we three, you included, are doin' fine without Mr. Barnstormer! </span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness (w/The Family of Darkness)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d26c82e7-3b0b-4d8f-bf10-b71ee04a06ba_zps66445861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/b3eda1a4-fb78-4f0e-8c4c-c40e25a8b4fe_zpsa96106de.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/87_zps6eba5262.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes have been on a roll recently, and as the SWF's first five-time World Tag Team Champions, they're already in the history books. However, they find themselves in a bind against Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness, as both new Family recruits show off their superior technical ability (DL's chain wrestling) and strength (Nicky D) early on.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Randy and Zimmy Bumfhole are able to team up for some explosive tag moves, including a Crash and Burn (front roll + top-rope splash) on Darkness Lobster, they don't seem to faze the DL/Nicky D tag team too much. Darkness Lobster even freaks out the fans a bit by nipping up just seconds after the Crash and Burn from the Bumfs.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As of the sixth minute, Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness are still firmly in control of the match, and Nicky D comes off with a near-cover following a Papoose Piledriver on Zimmy. He executes the move with a stern, serious expression on his face, but Zimmy kicks out at two.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The theme in the first half appears to be The Amazing Bumfholes' resilience, and that shows once again at 8:30 when Randy kicks out of an especially "snappeh"Lobster Trap. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 9:00, Randy B. is able to counter a prawn hold attempt from Darkness Lobster, and with his momentum, he drops DL with a desperation Bumfhole Buster. This sets up a hot tag with Zimmy and Nicholas Darkness, and gives the Bumfholes their first substantial bit of offense in over five minutes.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Once again, we see those great tag team moves from the Bumfholes, and some high-flying, exciting action - a Tag Team Tidal Wave on Nicky D. almost wins it for them at 11:05, while a now-recovered Randy comes close at 12:10 with a Bumfhole Buster on the former Hawkeye. Still no dice, though...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Family that interferes together stays together ,and that's what Vengeance and his New Darkness Warriors seemingly want to prove as Hannah Darkness just watches coldly from ringside. With John and Robert Darkness distracting referee Ric Young, Vengeance enters the ring at 13:30, going for the Six Feet Under on both Bumfholes! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This allows a groggy Nicholas Darkness to go for the cover, but legal man Randy kicks out at the last split-second...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">While Zimmy and Darkness Lobster get hot-tagged at around 15:30, it's the former Lobby who seems to have the advantage. Zimmy floors DL with an enzuigiri to set up the Bumfhole in One, but DL rolls out of the way, tags Nicky D. in, and it's all over at around 17 minutes, thanks to a (yet-to-be renamed) Hawkeye Hammer on Zimmy B.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Darkness Lobster and N. Darkness in 17:07</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Gutsy stand from The Amazing Bumfholes. Very, very gutsy stand. They're not any less of a champion tag team to me, even with that loss.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Vengeance is now in the ring...and it looks like he's going to force those two to atone for their sins!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - There's John and Robert Darkness...the two men who will be facing The Amazing Bumfholes for the World Tag Team titles on April 20 at The World is Watching. And there's Hannah! Poor, poor Hannah...she didn't deserve to get roped into all of this.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Nobody did, Ana. But Vengeance, for all his twisted dogma about saving the SWF Galaxy and our SWF Superstars from their sins by making them "embrace the darkness", is a very charismatic man. And it goes without sayin' that Vengeance is a very mysterious, powerful individual as well.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Wait a minute, hold the phone, that's Valiant's music! Thank God!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Valiant Offers Champion an Alliance</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d26c82e7-3b0b-4d8f-bf10-b71ee04a06ba_zps66445861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/b3eda1a4-fb78-4f0e-8c4c-c40e25a8b4fe_zpsa96106de.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c4fa4800-6a59-4272-969c-82db96649c63_zpsc429bb13.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Indeed, it's Valiant emerging from the locker room with Dream Theater's "Pull Me Under" in the background. He's got manager Jessie next to him, dressed up as her Angel Fish alter-ego, and they immediately proceed to try convincing Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster that their loyalty lies with The Champions of Honor, and not Vengeance's Family.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - No, Nicky. No, Lobby. You don't have to do it...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Good luck in your match against Remo, brother Valiant.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Darkness Lobster</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It couldn't have gone to anyone more deserving.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Don't you know whom you're dealing with here? You're dealing with a lunatic. You're dealing with a man who spreads heresy week after week, in the guise of saving people from sin. Well, there isn't a man alive who can do that on his own, and most of all, you've got to remember who we are...The Champions of Honor. That man...has no honor!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Valiant, you're just saying that because you don't know me as well as Nicholas and Darkness Lobster have gotten know me. But if you join us...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That is the last thing I am ever gonna think of doing, Vengeance, and when I'm done winning the World Title from Remo, and doing so WITH HONOR, I'll be happy to make you my first challenger! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The man does not care for titles, Valiant. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> So why don't you join us, friend.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Darkness Lobster</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You're just one man against a monster like Remo. With us on your side, you could win that title...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But if you're going to do it the way Vengeance wants you to, you can forget it. Now if you could please leave the Bumfholes alone. They don't deserve this.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Angel Fish</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Come rejoin us. Nicky, do it because you're MORE THAN JUST A NAME. And Lobby, rejoin us for all the little Lobbies out there in the SWF Galaxy. Do it for the Angel Fish! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(makes swimming gesture with her hand, then imitates Lobster Warrior's "SNAPPEH" gesture)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Valiant intently looks at Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster, silently pleading with them to show some mercy on The Amazing Bumfholes , while Vengeance remains in the ring with his New Darkness Warriors; obviously, they want Nicholas and Darkness Lobster to force the Bumfs to "atone." As this is going on, the Bumfholes suddenly get up on their feet and quietly leave the ring with their belts. Seeing that the Bumfholes have gotten away, Vengeance looks quite upset with his new recruits and angrily leads them back to the locker room.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) Edd Stone - Stonerizing, Teen Acquaintances Speak</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/52_zps07783167.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>This second Edd Stone vignette starts with a video of "Stone Alone" in a dark room with no one in it. With a shout of "EDD-FU!!!!" the lights go on, and as Stone starts "Stonerizing" (his dance move that's somewhere between John Wall-ing and doing the Dougie), the dark room is quickly populated by dancing clubbers, most of them in their early-mid 20s, or even late teens. Another shout of "EDD-FU!!!!" causes drinks to magically appear in the partiers' hands, and pretty soon we're seeing Stone dancing on a ledge in the club, flanked by two young and pretty ladies. This also leads on to a new series of testimonials from people who knew Edd as a teen...a typical veteran cop with the requisite salt-and-pepper hair and 'stache and Chief Wiggum gut, two ex-girlfriends now in their mid-to-late 20s, and a white-haired, pseudo-Einstein looking Algebra teacher.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sgt. Gordon Orzechowski, Halifax PD</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Edward Daniel Stone was 17 when I first arrested him. It came as a complete shock - I had busted Mr. Stone and several underage friends at this "rave" event </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(makes quotation mark signs as he says "rave")</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> where, y'know, all these kids were drinkin' or doin' drugs. I don't think Mr. Stone was stoned, no pun intended, but they were gettin' more than a little rowdy. And they were underage. When I asked him why the son of the great Dan Stone was at such an event, he went "BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO TO ANOTHER BRYAN ADAMS CONCERT WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTER!" Then he went "EDD-FU", and whaddaya know? Charges were dropped! There's somethin' about that word, you know?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Ex-Girlfriend #1</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He Edd me at Edd-Fu...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Ex-Girlfriend #2</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Me too! Missed him so much that me and my husband, no, just me...I decided to name our first-born son Edd-Fu. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sound of baby crying in background)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Mommy's coming, little Edd-Fu!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mr. Epp, Edd's Algebra Teacher</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've been teaching for over five decades, and it was only when I had Edward as a student when a midterm grade of "F" magically turned into an "A" on a student's report card. Honest to God...I don't know what happened! I must have been tallying the final grades back then. Then I probably heard Edward and his friends running in the hallway, and Edward shouting "EDD-FU!!!" Before I knew it, I realized I had given that boy an "A" despite the fact that he never studied, was often tardy or absent, and would yell "N" at the top of his lungs when I'd be teaching about factorials! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Voiceover</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - See why everybody's talking about #EddStone at the Battle for Supremacy...and see #EddStone on Supreme TV later this month as he shows the SWF Galaxy why he is the Human Trending Topic. The 24-Hour Party Animal. Hashtag Edd Stone. That's Edd with a double-D, not Ed, not Eddie, just E-D-D. Edd. EDD. EDD!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Gilmore and Money/Bowen Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tonight is a good night...to be angry. It's a good night to take a look at the cesspool of corruption that we now call the SWF...a place where Money, that's right, Money, rules the roost and controls the every move of the man in charge. Yeah, I'm glad we've got Brandon James confirmed for The World is Watching. Big Cat vs Russian Superbeast...man, I would love it to see Brandon James, someone whom I've learned to respect, take it to that lummox and beat the livin' s--- outta him so he won't be able to do be of any help to the Commissioner's best friend, Rich Money. But I'm not happy, you know? I'm fumin' mad at bein' screwed yet again...it seems to me as if these spineless refs are on rotation here...and now we're back to Darren Smith LETTIN' THAT LOOSE WOMAN...THAT </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>PUTA</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">...STEP IN AND HELP HER EMPLOYEE TO VICTORY! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Upon hearing the Spanish (OOC - and Tagalog) word for "b----", the crowd at San Juan gives Angry Gilmore a huge ovation, causing him to pause briefly to let the cheers sink in.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - BEFORE ROGUE BEAT DONNIE J LAST WEEK, HE WAS MIRED IN A LOSING STREAK!!!! HE WAS DRIVIN' RICH MONEY UP THE WALL WITH HIS INCOMPETENCE...HE WAS TRYIN' AND FAILIN' WEEK IN AND WEEK OUT. No, no. Rogue didn't beat me. It was the SYSTEM that beat me...a system that allows referees to be bribed and commissioners to forsake their values and promote justice and equality...for one man, or one faction only. BUT I'M NOT GONNA LET THE SYSTEM BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!! AND THAT GOES FOR THE BIG CAT AS WELL!!!!! WE TALKED 'BOUT THIS EARLIER, AND HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA BE...NEXT WEEK, I WANT RICH MONEY AND THE MONEY-CHASE ORGANIZATION LACKEY OF HIS CHOICE, IN THE RING, IN WHAT THE COMMISH WOULD CALL A SUPER TAG MATCH. HE CAN CALL IT WHAT HE WANNA, BUT ME AND BRANDON JAMES...WE ARE GONNA PUT THE COLLECTIVE FEAR OF GILMORE AND FEAR OF BIG CATS INTO THE MCO, AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT WE'RE GONNA LET THE SYSTEM BEAT US AGAIN!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>A small "Eff the System (clap clap clap clap clap)" chant starts in the audience, and it grows louder and louder until Rich Money steps out, with Barry Bowen right behind him.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HEY!!!!!! I don't know if you understand English, Cattle Market, so I'm gonna make this nice and slow. You shut up now so me Barry Bowen speak Angry Gilmore! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(the crowd boos Bowen's attempt at gaining heat)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, HUH, BOWEN?!?!?!? YOU THINK THAT RIDICULING THE SWF GALAXY, THE FANS WHOM YOU SUPPOSEDLY SERVE, WITH THOSE COMMENTS OF YOURS IS GONNA HELP ANY?!?!?? YOU JUST DUG YOURSELF INTO A DEEPER HOLE!!!!! YOU JUST...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(holding up his hand)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Let me handle this, Barry. He's the one making the challenge, so if you would allow me to speak? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(whispers something to Bowen)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - There's no use fining or suspending Tom Gilmore anymore, Rich. Now there's always the matter of FIRING HIM, but...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Money whispers something else to Bowen before he takes the mic and addresses Gilmore.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tom, I gather that this is your latest attempt to prove you are anything beyond what the dirt sheets say you are. But since you and Brandon James seem to hate me so much...since you can't accept that you're a superb technician who won't "draw a dime" and since Brandon can't accept that he is the single biggest disappointment in Ms. Emma Chase's storied career as an executive and developer of talent...I'm going to indulge you next week. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in Spanish)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Does the SWF Galaxy want to see Angry Gilmore and Brandon James versus Rich Money and Rogue on the next Supreme TV? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as the crowd replies with an emphatic "SI!!!!")</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> YOU GOT IT!!!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(back to English)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Next time these things happen, Barry, you can count on the Moneyman. Well-traveled, multilingual, and, how shall I say this...more savvy.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I know, Rich. You've known me since my Runaway Train days, and you know I can lose my temper a bit. You were a major lifesaver out there. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ARE YOU DONE NOW?!?!!? BECAUSE I BELIEVE I HEARD YOU... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(points to Bowen)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> ...THAT'S RIGHT, YOU, THE </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>PENDEJO</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> IN CHARGE IN THESE PARTS... I HEARD YOU SAY YOU WANT TO FIRE ME! YOU KNOW WHAT, BOWEN?!?!?? FEEL FREE TO DO SO!!!! FEEL FREE TO KICK MY ASS OUTTA THE SWF, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'D WANT THAT!!!! I KNOW YOU'D BE HAPPIER WITH ONE LESS BORING "TECHNICIAN" WHO ISN'T AS BIG, AS STRONG, OR AS CORRUPT AS YOU ARE! You just have to do one thing, bossman. One thing. And that's ELIMINATE ME FROM THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY!!!! That means YOU, Bowen, and not your friends in the MCO Rogue and Huntingdon. Not Steve Frehley, Bruce or Faith, not Vengeance, not any one of the other confirmed participants...BUT YOU YOURSELF, BOSSMAN!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(thinking)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You really don't know whom you're messing with, Tom! Not only was I the only man to go from bell to bell in a Battle for Supremacy...</div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>I also hold the record for most eliminations.</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> 12 men thrown over the top rope, back in 2008. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Yourself included.</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You know what, I shouldn't really fire you. For it would be such a big loss if we'd lose someone with your all-around skills and mat ability. But since you seem to be a sucker for punishment, I guess that could be arranged.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Gilmore prepares to speak, he stops as Money suddenly receives another phone call from the mystery challenger! He and Bowen then disappear backstage, with the cameras following them as Gilmore leads the crowd at the Cattle Market in a "BAR-RY!" chant.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Signed by Richard Eisen? Set to debut when? The World is Watching? You know what, I don't know what that man is smoking. And neither does the Commissioner. If Barry Bowen OWNED the SWF, then you'd be starting from square one like everybody else does. You aren't Money, okay? Maybe for the dirt sheets you are. Maybe for your old promotion you are. But this is the SWF, okay? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as he gets distracted by the "MONEY SUCKS!" chants in the background)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You're lucky you've even got a mere title shot against me. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bowen then asks Money to hand him the cell phone, and as he continues the conversation, he shoos the cameramen away, thus taking us back to the announce table, where Angry Gilmore is still feeding off the anti-Rich Money and Barry Bowen jeers of the crowd.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Can you believe it? Angry Gilmore's got this entire crowd eating out of the palm of his hands! He's got them hangin' on to his every word!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's because Angry Gilmore is a man with phenomenal talent in just about every aspect of this sport. Barry Bowen thinks he's a jack of all trades? I think he's a MASTER of all trades...even if he does have a temper.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But it's that anger that drives him to succeed in the ring despite the insurmountable odds, and maybe that anger will come in handy as he faces 29 other men in the Battle for Supremacy come April 20!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Just 12 days to go, and we've gotten more confirmations. Vengeance. Nicholas Darkness. The Darkness Lobster. Swoop McCarthy tweeted that he's in, and so did Donnie J, who's recuperating nicely from a minor injury suffered at the hands of Rogue and Paul Huntingdon, the MCO's Profit Margin. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Let's not forget Roger Cage, who has yet to wrestle a match in the SWF. It will be interesting to see how he fares in the Battle.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We've still got a couple more Uprisings and one more Supreme TV. There's still enough room for more competitors, but we'll just have to wait till next time before we find out who's completin' the cast for the Battle for Supremacy. And maybe find out just who Rich Money's mystery challenger is! For Ana Garcia and Jerry Eisen, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Class is dismissed...stay safe, and goodnight, SWF Galaxy!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>CONFIRMED FOR BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Big Smack Scott, Kurt Laramee, Joe Sexy, Marc DuBois, Jack Bruce/Christian Faith, Steve Frehley, Eric Eisen, Angry Gilmore, Rogue, Edd Stone, Frederique A. Garcia, Jamie Lee Prudence, Des Davids, Paul Huntingdon, Barry Bowen, Mainstream, Stevie, J-Sense, Vengeance, Nicholas Darkness, Darkness Lobster, Donnie J, Roger Cage, Swoop McCarthy (6 spots remaining)</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">85/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">81/B</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.92 (NEW RECORD)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Trending on Twitter - #BattleForSupremacy #AngryGilmore #Vengeance #NicholasDarkness #Remo #RichMoney #ImpeachBowen #Edd #EddStone</strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Sorry to disappoint those who had picked Krissy Angelle as Edd Stone's valet - I too had wanted her to become the newest SWF Starlet. I still plan to hire Krissy at some point in the future, since I will be letting one of the existing valets go (clue - see Voeltzwagon's SWF diary), but the reality is that Jay Chord and Joey Minnesota have both caused my backstage rating to plummet. Hence, the decision to hire somebody related to someone...and, might I add, KP Avatar's temptress on the old diaries.</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"The Rest of the Story"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Tuesday, April 8, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

The Beef Bar, right beside The Cattle Market</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

11:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

My secret was safe with Des. Back when we'd dated after the screen test, Emma and I agreed to keep things hush-hush, since she knew who my friends were and I knew she was tight with the Klubb. And as you know, my friends and Emma's friends didn't quite like each other. I won't lie to you, since we really hit it off, but we both agreed that the night we spent in L.A. was just two new friends hanging out and talking about everything under the sun. Except SWF backstage politics, of course. USPW backstage politics? Why the eff not - Emma got a good laugh at my "Giant Redwood does/says something stupid" stories. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

So this was another post-show evening for Nicky Champion, another booze-a-thon with my midcard buddies, a group of friends that now included Jamie Hernandez and Steven Parker. Johnny and Robbie, a.k.a. The New Darkness Warriors, decided to hang with The Pain Alliance, while the rest of us kept a low profile and partied with the rest of the roster, with the Klubb being the proverbial white elephants in the room. Still, you can't party in the same bar as the Klubb without one of the Eisen boys approaching you and acting like a friend.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Nicky, I'd like you to meet the newest addition to the roster," said the Plastic Man himself, Eric Eisen. "Still finalizing her contract, but she's as good as signed. Lisa, Nicky. Nicky, Lisa."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Hey," I said, shyly extending my hand. "New valet, I hear?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yup-yup! I'm gonna be managing Edd Stone. I'm so excited to work in the same company as my dad!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Um...Christian Faith?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"HEY!!!! I'm the Commissioner, man!", came the rather deep-sounding bark from the tall young woman. I didn't need to ask any further. This was THE Lisa Bowen, another "lady playa" who regularly appeared on the dirt sheets. Lisa was about to sit with us when Eric whispered something to her and escorted her back to the Klubb's table. If the Anti-Klubb was expanding its ranks by mixing disgruntled rookies and disgruntled veterans, the Klubb seemed to be doing the same, only adding ass-kissing youngsters like Mike Wilmington and...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

...I hate to think the same thing about Lisa. Especially since I hadn't anything bad to say about her father.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"So that's Lisa Bowen, huh?", said Des. "Damn, I've heard a lot about that girl. She kinda looks familiar. Don't tell me you're interested in her just 'coz your rat called it off?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Nah, I've heard stories about her. She's a serial dater," I said. "Dated Cam Vessey, Casey Valentine, Mike Wilmington back when he was Bret Starr..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Jay Chord, Greg and Matt Keith, even if Greg was mostly based in Japan...", continued Stevie.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Dude, she dated me too. And you too, Stevie! Admit it, man!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Oh shit, Jamie, you're not goin' there again, are you?," said Stevie. "Remember the Thrilla?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Wait a minute. When Des was telling me the story earlier, he told me the current Partay Dudez were fighting over a ring rat. Now here I was, learning that Mainstream and Stevie were fighting over...Lisa Bowen?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I thought you two fought over a ring rat?", I asked innocently.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Well, she WAS a ring rat back then," admitted Jamie. "Only 18 years old, 'bout to graduate high school, and she hadn't grown her hair out yet. And, she did get a bit of plastic surgery between then and the time she joined MAW, courtesy of her dad's SWF salary, of course. But back in '07, the two of us had the hots for her."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Damn right, Jamie," said a rather reluctant Stevie, turning to me. "I dunno who told you that story, Nicky, but yes, we DID fight over Lisa Bowen, a couple years before she was actually hired by MAW. And we both got punished for it. Jamie lost his MAW Championship and was 'referred' to FCW, while I, since I wasn't foolin' round with rats like he was, simply got 'referred' to PSW. Best thing that ever happened to me, since that allowed me to reassess my priorities and get back together with my girlfriend." With that, Stevie clinked his beer bottle with Jamie's, as he proposed a toast "to Persephone," the USPW valet whom Stevie'd been dating for close to a decade.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Meanwhile, Des was silently looking at his beer as his two MAW contemporaries reminisced on the time they nearly ended their friendship. "No wonder Lisa looked familiar!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

And that, as radio man Paul Harvey would have said, was the Rest of the Story.</span></p>

Big Roguey · May 22, 2014

Wasn't Stevie dating Persephone throughout his whole time in MAW (atleast according to the data)?

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Wasn't Stevie dating Persephone throughout his whole time in MAW (atleast according to the data)?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> He was? Damn. <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Didn't realize that. Oh well, I'd probably chalk it up to Mr. Parker and Ms. Coombs having a bit of a cooling-off period during that time.</p><p> </p><p> EDIT - Yup, you're right. Had to download a demo version of TEW 2007 for that - only started playing with TEW 2008, after all. Also, it turns out that Freddy Garcia was hired as Ana's storyline brother, based on the '07 data. And in this diary, she barely acknowledges Freddy's existence. Anyway, I fixed the previous segment and Stevie's now acknowledging that he and Persephone (briefly) weren't together during the time he and Mainstream came to blows over Lisa Bowen.</p>

3rdStringPG · May 22, 2014

OOC - Been a very productive week for me, TEW-wise, so how 'bout I cap off the day (it's midnight Manila time) with some Uprising...and a couple surprises? While writing this show I realized that Remmy Skye/Skye Sunlight could use some Kofi Kingston-esque moves while competing in battle royals, to add to his established status as CZCW's "King of the Ladder Match." He's also tested positive for weed, and I hope to cover that in a future PWH article or backstage segment - overlooking him backstage comes with the territory of focusing on different guys (Partay Dudez) as rookies whom the main character is tight with.

As for the other surprise? Read on and you'll find out.

SWF Uprising

President's Hall (Puerto Rico)

Thursday, April 10, 2014

UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:

Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)

HIGH STAKES:

(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Gilmore vs Money and Bowen (82/B)

The Supreme Rewind focuses on the ongoing feud between Angry Gilmore and Barry Bowen (and Rich Money and the MCO, by proxy) - this video shows clips from Gilmore's loss to Rogue, where the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel won with some valuable assistance from Emma Chase and on-the-take referee Darren Smith. Then we see Gilmore in the ring, ranting about Bowen and Money and calling Emma Chase a "
puta
" - this line is uncensored, except in countries such as Mexico, Spain, Portugal, and the Philippines. Bowen and Money then arrive from the locker room, essentially confirming that they are in cahoots, and it's eventually agreed upon that Gilmore and Brandon James will face Money and Rogue in tag team action on the go-home Supreme TV. Also, a new stipulation is agreed upon for Bowen's Battle for Supremacy comeback - Bowen can fire Gilmore if, and only if he himself eliminates Gilmore from the Battle.

Frankie Perez vs Matthew Keith vs Michael Wilmington III vs Skye Sunlight vs Findlay O'Farraday vs Calum vs Lenny Brown vs Spencer Spade vs Enrique Lopez vs Nieve (55/D+)
[High Stakes Battle Royal - Winner gets two immunity points, spot in the Battle for Supremacy]

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The High Stakes announce team doesn't waste any time as we move immediately to the first-ever High Stakes Battle Royal, featuring all eight rookies and "locals" Enrique Lopez (Vankoovah Grizzlay/Masked Patriot, b. Eric Lee) and the masked Nieve (Chill, b. Frank Husband, who will also be competing on Uprising as himself - Nieve is Spanish for "snow"). Marvin Earnest isn't even through discussing the mysterious Nieve's credentials when Findlay O'Farraday sends him over the top rope, making him the first elimination. Lenny Brown is next to get eliminated, and it looks like he's taken a bad landing after O'Farraday also disposes of him.

ELIMINATION #1
- Nieve at 0:32 by O'Farraday

ELIMINATION #2
- Brown at 0:59 by O'Farraday

After about a minute, the second "local jobber" Enrique Lopez gets eliminated, and Findlay is on a roll here! Matthew Keith, however, gets an elimination in at around three minutes when he dodges an O'Farraday lariat and dives into Calum, knocking him out of the ring.

ELIMINATION #3
- Lopez at 2:14 by O'Farraday

ELIMINATION #4
- Calum at 3:08 by Keith

Nothing much happens until the 5:30 mark, when Spencer Spade quietly eiminates Mike Wilmington as everyone else works together to eliminate O'Farraday. About 30 seconds later, it seems as if O'Farraday has gotten Skye Sunlight out of there, but he defies gravity, using the ropes to pull his feet up to the apron, and returns to the ring to a huge pop! Sunlight also gets first elimination when he bicycle kicks Frankie Perez out of the rin at 7:02.

ELIMINATION #5
- Wilmington at 5:36 by Spade

ELIMINATION #6
- Perez at 7:02 by Sunlight

The final four - O'Farraday, Sunlight, Spade, and Keith - all give a good account of themselves, and Keith appears to be showing some of his dad's vintage moves when O'Farraday grabs him from behind, picks him up like a rag doll, and sends him flying out of the ring, much to his own mentor Eric Eisen's delight! "I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA FAIL!", he yells, as Keith remains at ringside, distracting O'Farraday until Sunlight shows off another unbelievable move - an elaborate-looking cartwheel kick that stuns O'Farraday and allows Spade to clothesline him out of there! "That was his elimination!", complains Melanie Florence, who continues hinting at her big crush on the colorful-haired, tattooed Sunlight.

ELIMINATION #7
- Keith at 7:46 by O'Farraday

ELIMINATION #8
- O'Farraday at 9:35 by Spade (off Keith distraction/Sunlight "assist")

Spade and Sunlight are the final two men remaining, and despite Lenny Brown hobbling to the ring and trying to distract Sunlight, the Atlanta-based psychedelic garage rocker hangs in there, every bit a live wire in the ring. And it's quite simple how he eliminates Spade - while Spade attempts a Spadesault from the top rope, Sunlight bounces off the ropes to gain momentum and dives into the "Supreme Star", sending him out of the ring! Skye Sunlight celebrates with his goofball glam-rockin' mentors The Awesomeness, as he shall be joining the Battle for Supremacy on April 20.

ELIMINATION #9
- Spade at 10:52 by Sunlight

WINNER
- Sunlight in 10:52. The other members of the 'final four' were Spencer Spade, Findlay O'Farraday and Matthew Keith, with Spencer Spade being the final elimination. Findlay O'Farraday got the most eliminations (4) over the course of the match. Skye Sunlight will take part in the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching, and gets two immunity points.

(PROMO) CannonbalL Hypes Sunlight (60/C)

Melanie Florence, obviously excited that her crush has won the High Stakes Battle Royal, rushes into the ring and interviews Skye Sunlight and his mentors The Awesomeness. The interview is largely incoherent, thanks to Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust's limited, goofy vocabulary, while Sunlight speaks in a low, somewhat mumbly drawl that reminds Marv Earnest of "Jim Morrison with a Southern twang."

Sunlight
- Peace, love and sunshine, Melanie, good vibrations all around. That's how I'm feelin' right now. Turn on...to the psychedelic vibes. Tune in...to The World is Watching, as I proudly represent High Stakes on the Battle for Supremacy. And drop out...that's what my fellow rookies and the two locals did just minutes ago.
(flashes peace sign)
Peace out, Mel. Maybe one day we can trip out in Swingin' London.
(kisses Florence in the cheek as he and The Awesomeness return backstage)

Florence
- Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Try as I may not to be biased...Skye Sunlight is ELECTRIC!

(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Obstacle Course (76/B-, 77/B-)

The third High Stakes challenge, and the first of two for today, is the obstacle course challenge, and Peter Michaels (now playing a bigger role on High Stakes) joins Melanie Florence in explaining the rules. Each rookie has to race through a set of tires, leap over three barriers with increasing height, perform 15 push-ups, cross a balance beam without falling off (falling off would require a redo of this stage), then push an SWF bin back to the start/finish line. Despite his earlier (kayfabe) injury, Lenny Brown says he'll be taking part, and that he doesn't care if Steve Frehley wants him to rest so he can have a better chance of winning the Capture the Flag Race.

The results are:

1. Keith - 34.2
(did all 15 push-ups, but Eric Eisen insists otherwise)
2. Calum - 35.1
3. Brown - 36.9 (seems to be limping worse despite finishing the challenge cleanly)
4. Perez - 37.4
5. O'Farraday - 38.0
6. Wilmington - 44.5 (redid balance beam)
7. Sunlight - 47.5 (tripped on third barrier)
8. Spade - 54.6 (tripped on third barrier, redid balance beam)

Eric Eisen appears upset that his rookie Matt Keith won the challenge, and complains to Michaels and Florence that Keith only did 14 push-ups; the instant replay says otherwise as the crowd counts along from one to fifteen. Meanwhile, Brown is asking for "special immunity points", being that he took the challenge despite being hurt, but gets asked to see the house doctor because he shouldn't even have taken part in this challenge without being cleared.

CHALLENGE WINNER
- Keith. Matthew Keith gets two immunity points.

(ANGLE) Frehley and Frederique Brawl (72/B-)

As Steve Frehley takes the complaining Lenny Brown to the SWF's medical team, we see a clip from earlier in the show, where Frehley confronted Freddy Garcia due to the latter trying to seduce Brown. This sets up tonight's mentor vs mentor encounter, and according to Marv Earnest, Brown is an "ingrate" who doesn't realize how much Frehley is doing for his rookie despite his "crummy" attitude.

Steve Frehley vs Frederique A. Garcia (w/Calum) (72/B-)

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In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd,
Steve Frehley defeated Frederique A. Garcia
in 8:32 by pinfall with a Frehley's Comet. (An inset clip during the match confirms Lenny Brown won't be participating in the final challenge of the evening as per doctor's orders; Brown complains vociferously, but to no avail.)

(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Capture the Flag Race (79/B)

Peter Michaels is back with Melanie Florence, and they're explaining the rules of the Capture the Flag Race. This is one of two Capture the Flag challenges, and the seven participating rookies (Brown is out due to injury) have to dash from the starting line to the ring and capture the one elevated flag. Florence, winking at the rookies, yells "On your mark...get set...GO!", and they're off!

The results:

1. Wilmington (Captured flag)
2. Keith
3. Spade
4. O'Farraday (tried to get ahead by pushing Sunlight and Perez)
5. Sunlight
6. Perez
7. Calum (tripped while racing to the ring)

CHALLENGE WINNER
- Wilmington. Michael Wilmington III gets two immunity points.

(ANGLE) Matt Keith Refuses to Follow Eric Eisen (70/C+)

After that last challenge, Wilmington and mentor Brandon James return backstage, with James looking proud of his rookie, whom he refers to as a "Little Cat" at one point. The Awesomeness are still happy with Skye Sunlight, despite his middling performance in the two challenges. And Eric Eisen, of course, has nothing but bad things to say about Matthew Keith. The rest of the Uprising wrestlers for tonight are already here, and who else do we see Eisen bumping into but Des Davids?

Davids

(to Captain Atomic)
- I AM SO HYPED, MAN, SO FREAKIN' EXCITED!!!! Dean is gonna be SO HAPPY, MAN, SO HAPPY THAT WE BROUGHT AMERICAN ATOMIC BACK TOGETHER!!!!!

Atomic

(uncharacteristically solemn)
- But what about The All-Americans?

Davids
- I can fight for TWO TAG TEAMS, man! I can focus on singles competition too, you know? You know, Atomic, when I was in high school, I played tight end on offense, defensive end on, well, defense. I pitched for the baseball team, played both forward spots on the basketball team. IT'S ALL ABOUT MULTITASKIN', CAP, AND...

E. Eisen

(interrupting the conversation)
- What are YOU so happy about?

Davids
- You, Eric, you are a real BUZZ-KILL!!!! Get offa my cloud, Supremacist, or my friend Cap Atomic's gonna blast you with a MUSHROOM CLOUD!

E. Eisen
- You happy 'coz those sober cops gave you a win? You know Allen and me coulda beaten you had it not been for them. We had you for most of the match. But those two...Squeeky and Marlowe...they had to meddle in Captain Atomic business. Eric Eisen never loses...and if you ask me, WE DIDN'T LOSE AT SUPREME TV.
(pauses)
Oh, by the way. That's my good-for-nothin' rookie Matthew Keith. You may remember his dad Sam, but if you don't, I can't blame you.

Atomic
- AND WHAT NEFARIOUS NOODLING HAVE YOU BEEN TEACHING TO THE MARVELOUS, MAGNIFICENT, MADDENINGLY MASTODONIC MONSTER THAT IS MAAAAAAA-THEEWWWWWWWWWW?!?!?!?!?

E. Eisen

(slapping Keith, who seems amused at Atomic's psychobabble)
- Not funny, Matthew. Now you think you're hot s--- just because you've got your dad's Proton Lock. Let's see you do it on Desmond over here. Let's see you do it on Mr. I-Failed-At-Football-So-Why-Can't-I-Fail-In-Wrestling.

Once again, Keith refuses to do Eisen's bidding, saying that he respects both Davids and Atomic; Keith praises Davids for being probably the only man who could juggle two tag teams and still wrestle in singles, while he praises Atomic's promo skills as "crazy, but good-crazy." Eisen, feeling disrespected, charges at Keith, but starts retreating when Atomic and Davids edge towards him. The angle ends with Keith exchanging high-fives with American Atomic II, and doing a faux-'YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!" as he poses Captain Atomic-style.

UPRISING:

Fry

- Matthew Keith? What a wuss. And what a disrespectful prick. Your mentor tells you to show your stuff to the veterans, but what does the rookie do? Why, he fawns over two nondescript grunts and gets stupid with one of 'em! I'm Duane Fry, and after the abomination called Uprising, me, Marvin Earnest and Sammy Curran are gonna be with you for the next hour as we deliver more Mickey Mouse wrestling even if we're not in Orlando.

Earnest

- I'm just saying, Duane, but one of those nondescript grunts happens to be the North American Champion, Captain Atomic.

Curran

- And this is NOT Mickey Mouse wrestling! Uprising showcases the talents of some of the SWF's top up-and-coming Superstars. Within the next hour, we'll be seeing the comeback of Dean Ansell, the former American Machine, as "Maniac" Marc DuBois tests the big guy's mettle! We've got Swoop vs El Oso, When Animals Attack vs former tag champs The Pain Alliance, and in tonight's main event, the Sober Police, Jackson Marlowe and Squeeky McClean, versus the awesome Awesomeness!

Fry

- ...who haven't won a match since the Lakers were last in Minneapolis! And Minneapolis, of course, is the hometown of...

Curran and Earnest

- We know, Duane.

(ANGLE) VJ Britney Hypes 24/7 Partay Dudez (35/E+)

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After the announcers bicker a bit about Duane Fry's undying support for his client Remo, VJ Britney Hollywood hits the ring, wearing a backwards baseball cap, a purple 24/7 Partay Dudez crop top, and purple shorts. Sounding like your average MTV video jock, Hollywood announces the arrival of the "only undefeated tag team in the SWF" and the "biggest overnight sensation in the music industry since Justin Bieber", the 24/7 Partay Dudez!

Outlaw Frank Husband and Marshall Dillon vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense) (41/D)

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In an extremely short match,
24/7 Partay Dudez defeated Outlaw Frank Husband and Marshall Dillon
in 4:07 when Mainstream defeated Marshall Dillon by pinfall with a handful of tights. During the match we also had J-Sense distract Husband.

Fry

- I LOVE THESE GUYS! Not their music, really, since I'm more of a rock 'n' roll guy, but...

Earnest

- Admit it, Duane. You bought five copies of the Partay Dudez's EP yesterday at the local Costco, and hoarded 'em all for yourself.

(ANGLE) 24/7 Partay Dudez Song and Dance (51/D)

Since we're still in Puerto Rico for this week's Uprising, the Partay Dudez have a surprise for the President's Hall crowd - a Spanglish version of "Goin' Over Your Man"! All three Partay Dudez sing the Spanish lines in overly accented voices, and the crowd gives them a lot of heat for it. One rather smarky fan has a sign that reads "LATINO KINGS > PARTAY DUDEZ", referring to FCW's stable featuring Jesus Chavez, Hector Galindo, and Rudy Velasquez -Velasquez is currently on the SWF's radar, according to recent reports. Another fan sign reads "MAINSTREAM U SOLD OUT", probably in reference to his once being a popular FCW babyface before joining the SWF.

Swoop McCarthy vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay) (36/D-)

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In an extremely short match,
Swoop McCarthy defeated El Oso Polar de Canadiense
in 3:54 by pinfall with a Running Powerslam. (Not much happens in this match, but the cameras focus on new SWF signing Edd Stone, who's with a yet-unidentified young woman. The female companion, quite notably, looks to be about an inch or so taller than the 5'10" Stone.)

Fry

- So this is a program where you've got Yahoo Serious Jr. defeating an evil polar bear with the most basic of moves, goofs in wild animal masks, and Edd Stone - yes, new SWF signing Edd Stone - showing us how little he may accomplish by slummin' it out and watchin' this pitiful excuse for a wrestling show?

Curran

- Ah, can it, Duane, you're just jealous because Edd Stone's got a stunning girlfriend who's just around your height, but probably with a better personality than you have!

Earnest

- To quote Kurt Laramme of The Pain Alliance, what he said. Edd Stone is a very important signing for the SWF, and it means a lot for him to grace Uprising with his presence and see how the SWF way works.

When Animals Attack vs The Pain Alliance (55/D+)

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In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat,
The Pain Alliance defeated When Animals Attack
in 6:31 when Kurt Laramee defeated Masked Cougar by pinfall with a Switchblade Powerslam. (When Animals Attack seemed to have a good chance of winning the match, but failed to capitalize, falling to The Pain Alliance's veteran smarts...and illegal tactics.

(PROMO) The Pain Alliance Reveal New Manager (71/C+)

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After the match, The Pain Alliance demands "el microfono" from the stage hand and gets only one; this doesn't sit well with Big Smack Scott, who yells "DOS, TONTO! DOS!" ("Two, stupid! Two!") in surprisingly clear Spanish.

Big Smack Scott
- WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN', PORTO RICO!!!! WHAT YOU SAW MINUTES AGO WAS DAMEANIN' OF PAIN. WE DIDN'T DRAW NO QUARTAH OUT THERE AGAINST WHENANIMAWSATTAK...WE DEWIVAH'D WIKE ONLY A TEAM OF TAG TEAM CHAMPIN'S COULD...WE SHOULD STIWW BE TAG TEAM CHAMPIN'S OF THE WORLD...BUT THERE ARE A BUNCHA PEEPOW OUT THERE...AN' UP THERE...WHO DON'T WANT BIG SMACK SCOTT AND KURT WAWAMEE GETTIN' WITHIN TEN FEET OF ANY KINDA BEWT!

Laramee

(sensing that the Smacker seems to be shooting)
- What he said!

Big Smack Scott
- JUST DIZ TOOZDI, SWF GAWAXY, AH SAW THE REIGNIN' TAG TEAM CHAMPIN'S, THE AMAZIN' BUMFHOES, GET THEIR ASSES HANDED TOOWIM
(to 'em)
BY THE AHTISTS FAMMERLY KNOWNAZ WOBSTAH WAWWYAH AND NICKY CHAMPIN'! WHY, IF WE WAS STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPIN'S, WE WOULDA BEAT DALIVINHEWW OUTTA THOSE FAMIWY OF DARKNESS JABROZOS...

Curran
- Jabrozos?

Fry
- Portmanteau of "jabroni" and "bozo", you hick!

Big Smack Scott
- ...BUT NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! PEETAH MICHAELS SEZ, "WE DON'T WANT Y'ALL WEARIN' THEM TAG TEAM BEWTS NO MO'! WE WANT THE BUMFHOES...THE AWESOMENESS...EVEN OWOANPWATA
(Oro and Plata)
IF THEY TAKE THEIR MASKS OFF...COZ THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'RE CUTE. THEY'RE FAST AND SMOOTH AND EVERYTHIN' YER NOT!!!!" YOU KNOWAT? WELL, WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN'! WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT THOSE BEWTS!

Laramee
- For now!

Big Smack Scott
- THOSE TAG TEAM BEWTS ARE FOR JABROZOS LIKE THE BABLONI, ER...BUMFHOLES...ANYWAY! AND WE DON'T NEED THE UNSTABOW ANYMOWE! THAT'S RIGHT, GRAMPA JOE SEXAY AND MARKY 420 DU-BOYS CAN GO F--- THEMSELVES AND F--- THAT LOOWEEZ KANNIN TOO...

Curran
- WHAAAAAAAT??!!?

Laramee

(playing along with the Smacker, as shooting on Peter Michaels was not part of the script)
- We've decided that in order to stick it to our haters, and here's lookin' at you, Pete Mike, we had to break away and see if we could get the backing of a man who was once a puppet for those haters.

Big Smack Scott
- WE'VE DUHCIDED TA' HITCH OUW WAGON TO THE HOTTEST MANNIJAH IN WRESTLIN' TA'DAY...THE MAN WHO MADE REMO RICHARDSIN' A CHAMPIN'...LAYDEEZ 'N' GENTOWMEN...THA' PAIN AWWIANCE WOULD LIKE TA' ANNOUNCE THAT WE ARE NOW...DUANE FRIENDS FRY, ER...DUANE FRENCH FRY, I MEAN...DUANE FRY FRIENDS!!!!
HERE IS OUR NEW MANNIJAH...DOO-WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNE...FRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

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Earnest
- I wasn't part of the SWF yet when you suddenly up and revealed that you were behind Remo's attacks on Jack Bruce...and eff me, but you've done it again! You've done it again, Duane!

Fry
- DAMN RIGHT I DID, MARVIN!!!!
(laughs maniacally)

Joe Sexy, Marc DuBois and Louise Cannon are all backstage, shocked at Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee's decision to secede from The UnStable (effectively disbanding it), but Cannon tells them it's no big loss - The Pain Alliance's performance in the ring, says she, is just as bad as their performance in bed. With that, The Sex Maniacs and Cannon continue their weird love triangle, and The Pain Alliance give their new manager Duane Fry a victory ride in the ring.

(ANGLE) The Awesomeness Booked Against Sober Police (61/C)

The shock of The Pain Alliance naming Duane Fry as their manager sends ripples through the locker room, as The Awesomeness talk about how they should have an easier time against current rivals The Sex Maniacs now that The UnStable is gone. Jefferson Stardust does warn Huey Cannonball that Marc DuBois is still a threat - after all, "he's like Mama in the Slade song...he's all crazy now!"

The announcers then segue to a clip from earlier in the day, where The Awesomeness bumps into Jackson Marlowe, whom they still refer to as "Jungle Lord" and compliment on his nice suit and new haircut. The Awesomeness, seemingly unaware of Marlowe's heel turn, ask him how he and Captain Atomic succeeded against The Sex Maniacs. However...

Marlowe
- The key to success is not to drink.

Stardust
- Whoa there, Jungle Lord...you can SPEAK?

Marlowe
- Of course I can speak, you drunken party rocker! I was the only man eliminated from the winning team in that 4-on-4 Hero Squad and Bumfholes vs UnStable match. You know why, brudda? Because I was DRUNK. Now if I were you two, I'd focus on getting clean and sober. Perhaps you'll write better songs that way. And win some matches as a TEAM.

Cannonball
- I can't believe it...Jungle Lord...how'd you suddenly become so, you know...so...learned?

Marlowe
- Call me that again, Awesomeness, and you're gonna be going on a Rehabilitation Cruise with the Sober Police.

Stardust
- Aw, lighten up, Jungle Lord!

Cannonball
- Jeff, you dumb-ass, we're really gonna get it now!

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And they do - with a snap of a finger, Squeeky McClean makes it a two-on-two brawl, and all four men are really getting into each other when a bald-headed man in his early 50s approaches them and tells them to break it up. He is...

Tyler
- Eric Tyler, Uprising General Manager. What's the story here?

Stardust
- Jungle Lord...HE CAN SPEAK!

Cannonball
- The Sober Police are after us, but WE HAVEN'T BEEN DRINKIN'! WE SWEAR!

Tyler
- That's because he's Jackson Marlowe. Go to Japan and you'll see how highly he is revered in those parts. And yes, I believe the SWF went too far when they told him to be a wildman. Also, Awesomeness...am I right? Jerry Stardust and Huey Lewis? Have you both been drinking?

Cannonball
- No, Mr. Tyler! I told 'ya we're sober! And it's Jefferson Stardust and Huey Cannonball!

McClean
- And I'm the Queen of England!

Tyler
- Why don't you four cut it out already? If you've got a problem with each other, settle it in the ring. I'm new here, so show a little consideration, alright?

Earnest

- For those who aren't familiar with Uprising GM Eric Tyler, he was one of the great technical wrestlers of the '80s up to the past decade, and a linchpin of the now-defunct Danger and Violence Extreme.

Fry

- In other words, a rose among the garbage-wrestlin' thorns over at Philly.

Earnest

- Booking tonight's main event was his first major decision as an SWF executive, and we should see in the coming weeks just how Eric Tyler performs as a part of the SWF upper brass.

Dean Ansell (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy) (62/C)

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In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat,
Marc DuBois defeated Dean Ansell
in 6:40 by submission with a Fruitcake for Everybody. (DuBois only agreed to let go of his finisher when warned by the referee, and try as Des Davids may to run in and save Ansell from DuBois,
he is shown early in the match to have been beaten up by Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen
, with Eisen boasting that "at least the Enforcer knows how to follow orders!" This is a reference to Eisen's contentious relationship with High Stakes' Matt Keith.)

Fry

(singing an old Grass Roots song, rather mockingly)

- Where were you when I needed you, where were you when I wanted you...

Curran

- What are you drivin' at now, Duane? Even with the distraction of The UnStable's disbandment, Marc DuBois still hung on to beat Dean Ansell!

Fry

- Silly Sammy strikes again. I'm referrin' to that useless Des Davids, who's so caught up in his new amped-up persona that he forgot to save his friend from the Fruitcake!

Earnest

- You're even sillier, Duane. As you saw on the inset earlier, Davids couldn't do a thing to help because he was getting his butt kicked by Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen!

(ANGLE) O'Neill Quits as Davids Manager (61/C)

After a commercial break, we see BJ O'Neill and Des Davids arguing backstage - O'Neill is upset that Davids wasn't there for his old buddy Dean Ansell as promised, and refuses to believe Davids when he says he was attacked by Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen. Worse, she accuses Prime Time of teaming with Captain Atomic behind her back (it was Atomic who made the offer), and says Davids would never let her speak or be more visible as a manager. With all that said, O'Neill says she's done as Davids' manager, and angrily storms out of the locker room. (In real life, O'Neill's contract is expiring, and rumors suggest she may be the first SWF Superstar or Starlet to be "future endeavored" in 2014.)

(VIGNETTE) Jay Chord - Mad at My Dad (62/C)

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Tonight has been quite an evening for surprises - Eric Tyler as Uprising GM, Duane Fry announced as Pain Alliance manager/UnStable disbands, BJ O'Neill quits as Des Davids' manager. But this Uprising isn't quite done yet, as this episode features the first promotional vignette for TCW signing Jay Chord. With the sounds of hard-hitting Filipino nu-metal ("Fine" by Cheese, a band now known as Queso) in the background, we see clips from Chord's brief TCW and MAW run, and hear from the man himself...

Chord
- You probably know my dad. Frederick. Ripperton. Chord. Three-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion. He who turned the Rip Chord DDT and the "YEHHHHH!!!!" catchphrase into pieces of pop culture. And a BAD FATHER. Ever since I was a little kid, it was all about wrestling. And when he wasn't wrestlin'...he was foolin' around on my mom. Comin' home drunk and belligerent. Up to now I can still hear the sounds of Mom and Dad fightin'...plates breakin'...foul language comin' from both sides. You'd think I'd buck the trend and grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer or probably some wussy emo band member or filthy pill-poppin' truck driver. Uh..no. For better or for worse, I inherited his talent. And when I grew into adulthood...I EXCEEDED IT. The ultimate revenge against a bad father who somehow succeeded in life is to outdo him in what he did best, and that's what I'm gonna do here in the SWF. Rip who?
(laughs bitterly)
I'm Jay Chord, and that's the only Chord whose name you gotta remember in this business.

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Sober Police (71/C+)

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In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat,
Sober Police defeated The Awesomeness
in 10:45 when Squeeky McClean defeated Jefferson Stardust by pinfall by using underhanded tactics. During the match we also had Marc DuBois distract Cannonball. (McClean pinned Stardust while pulling on his tights, and the Sober Police used illegal double-team moves several times in the match.)

Earnest

- By the looks of things, Squeeky McClean has taught Jackson Marlowe a lot more than simply how to get sober. We saw moves from that man that we never quite saw from Jungle Lord!

Fry

- That's because Jackson Marlowe is SOBER now! He's got a clear frame of mind and he knows what he can achieve as an SWF Superstar! And I believe that clear frame of mind is gonna come handy at The World is Watching when he takes on Captain Atomic for the North American title.

Curran

- I know what's also gonna come in handy for you, Duane. Your new clients, The Pain Alliance!

Fry

- Ah, they're a pretty good insurance policy...but when you've got someone like Remo, WHO NEEDS INSURANCE?

Earnest

- Speaking of The Pain Alliance, their former UnStable co-members are in the ring, and it looks like they want to take it out on The Awesomeness!

(ANGLE) The Awesomeness Beats Down on The Sex Maniacs (59/C)

The evening draws to a close with The Sex Maniacs running in to beat down on the fallen Awesomeness, but without The Pain Alliance working alongside them, they seem weaker, and not only do they fail to add insult to injury, they find themselves on the losing end of things as The Awesomeness uses their speed advantage to neutralize The Sex Maniacs' size! After Huey Cannonball drops Marc DuBois with a Cannonball run, he combines with Jeff Stardust for a Shock and Awe on Joe Sexy! Grabbing a mic, Dawn the Cheerleader does her routine at ringside and makes one final announcement for this Uprising - her rock star wannabe clients, The Awesomeness, will be joining the Battle for Supremacy! The announcers barely have enough time to close the show as The Awesomeness plays air guitar/air drums to the tune of their ring music.

HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 5):

O'Farraday 4-1
Sunlight 3-2
Wilmington 3-2
Keith 2-3
Perez 2-3
Spade 2-3
Calum 1-4
Brown 0-5

IMMUNITY POINTS:

O'Farraday - 5
Keith - 4
Sunlight - 2
Wilmington - 2

SWF Uprising Final Grade -
73/B-
SWF Uprising Rating - 0.91

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