SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

[KnowYourEnemy]

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The New Darkness Warriors

[PRE-SHOW, SWF World Tag Team Title Match]

Titles don't change hands on pre-show... though if this were on the main segment, I would have The New Darkness Warriors here.

 

Captain Atomic © vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)

[sWF North American Title Match]

Comment:Again, it's just too early for Atomic to drop the title.

 

Brandon James vs Marat Khoklov (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[standard Match]

 

Comment: Money-Chase gets victory here with James taking another L.

Jack Bruce vs Christian Faith

[standard Match, winner enters Battle for Supremacy at #30, loser sits out Battle]

 

Comment: Faith is in a storyline, Bruce is not... really, so Christian Faith gets a victory here.

 

Valiant vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[sWF World Heavyweight Title Match]

Comment: Remo gets another victory here. (he's better than I thought in-ring.

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[sWF Title Match]

Comment: Joey Minnesota will put on a good match... and that'll be all.

 

Angry Gilmore vs Barry Bowen vs Big Smack Scott vs Christian Faith vs Des Davids vs Donnie J vs Edd Stone vs Eric Eisen vs Fox Mask vs Frederique A. Garcia vs Huey Cannonball vs Jamie Lee Prudence vs Jefferson Stardust vs Joe Sexy vs J-Sense vs Kurt Laramee vs Mainstream vs Marc DuBois vs Masked Cougar vs Nicholas Darkness vs Paul Huntingdon vs Roger Cage vs Rogue vs Skye Sunlight vs Squeeky McClean vs Steve Frehley vs Stevie vs Swoop McCarthy vs The Darkness Lobster vs Vengeance

[The Battle for Supremacy - 30-Man Timed Battle Royal, winner gets to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and fight for World or SWF Title]

Comment: Gilmore is getting all the picks, but for me that is too easy for you -- it'll be a bit tricky. The last elimination should play into the storyline, and with Faith entering at the final bell, Frehley resumes his feud with Faith here, with The Dark Destroyer getting a big victory and challenging... for the SWF Title.

 

Bonus Question - Which worker (not Barry Bowen, not part of the Money-Chase Organization) will enter #2 and open the Battle for Supremacy with Angry Gilmore? Eric Eisen

[3rdStringPG]

OOC - Not sure if I can post The World is Watching this weekend - got some makeup work to deal with. But I've randomized almost every other Battle for Supremacy entry number on top of the established ones - swapped a couple workers for storyline purposes, but otherwise, almost everyone who isn't named Angry Gilmore, Jack Bruce/Christian Faith (depending on who wins their singles match), or Steve Frehley is entering at random. And the order of elimination has also been completed.

 

Predictions are still welcome, and since my brain just broke some wind, here's one pre-TWIW backstage segment...

 

"Why Don't You Rename Yourself Michael Peters?"

 

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Miller Park, Milwaukee, Wis.

4:20 p.m.

 

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Marc DuBois and Skye Sunlight were tripping balls. I couldn't blame them, though - today was April 20, and it was that time of the year, that time of the day. Still, they had a good several hours to get their heads on straight and focus on the task at hand - the Battle for Supremacy.

 

I was hanging with Marc and Skye, as well as Anti-Klubbers John and Robert Darkness and Mainstream, when a familiar face strutted in, wearing a shit-eating grin and looking like he had every right to be happy. Then again, it was more like we had every right to be happy because of what he just did for the SWF.

 

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"Sam Keith's gonna be here on Tuesday," bragged Mike Wilmington. "SAM KEITH, everyone! Just when you thought you'd never see him again because of that Election debacle, Sam's gonna be back for Old School Supreme TV! As for you guys, and I mean you too, Nicky, aren't you glad you're gonna be getting some wins? Robbie Wright. Nick Wright, no relation, a.k.a. THE ARCHITECT. Mean Jean Cattley. Citizen X. Hell, even Bradley Blaze and Keith Vegas! JOB GUYS! People to put you over!"

 

"Lemme guess, Mike," said an uninhibited Marc DuBois. "Eisen sent you as his emissary or whatever, and had you talk business with Sam Keith. Big deal, Mike. Sam never liked me when he was head booker."

 

"Look, Marc, it's not like Sam's gonna be taking over from Peter! He's just gonna be here for one night. One night only. He's still the man in charge of MAW."

 

"Sam's not gonna be takin' over from Pete?", continued Marc. "Man, it feels like YOU are gonna be takin' over from Pete. Why don'tcha rename yerself Michael Peters and name yourself the youngest head booker in the history of the SWF?"

 

"DuBois, don't go there, alright? I know what you and Skye have been doing, and I don't like it. I don't even like drinking. Zip it or you'll be paying an even larger fine for your puff-puff-pass antics. Let's all act like mature, responsible adults so we don't get in trouble."

 

With that, Michael Wilmington walked away and, once again, left us scratching our heads and wondering how such a young kid could get away with acting like he's in charge of the locker room.

 

"He's lucky I'm baked," said Marc, not caring if anyone heard him or not. "If I wasn't, I woulda kicked his puny ass."

 

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John Darkness, sensing that the Smacker and Kurt weren't with us yet, motioned to me. "Nicky, you're the one who's always talking to Peter..."

 

"Not too often these days, though..."

 

"Peter's a busy man and under a lot of pressure from Eisen to deliver...and over-deliver. And while he's bustin' his ass to deliver A-rated shows, that punk Wilmington is stealin' his job. You've got to make Peter aware somehow that Mike Wilmington is way out of line, and acting like he has authority over us when he's a 23-year-old KID who hasn't been here three months and wouldn't be pushed a damn on High Stakes if it wasn't for his friendship with the Eisens!"

 

"I already did..."

 

"And now I'm understanding that Wilmington did the talking when the SWF was striking a deal with MAW?"

 

"Well, we really can't say that yet, Johnny, but..."

 

"But you gotta do something, man! I'm gettin' sick of this, Nicky. Now Peter's a stand-up guy. I don't hate him like the Smacker does, and I think he's doing a bang-up job as head booker. When he speaks, people listen. Since you and Pete talk quite a lot, you've got to tell him again. I know Peter wants you to be his eyes and ears, well, do it! He wants you to rat on people? Then go rat on Wilmington."

 

Since I didn't like Mike any more than the others did, which was not at all, I nodded my head...and turned around to see the Smacker listening in to our conversation.

 

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"So I gather you like Peter like Nicky Darkness Minaj over here, huh, Johnny? You two are impossible!"

 

Having teased us for the first, but definitely not the last time today, Scott took me aside and briefed me on something important...

[RingRider]

Haven't always followed this, but wanted to check it out. First thing that caught my eye is the build-up to the old-school show. I love this idea (especially with importing some guys from the '97 data...I've thought about doing this many times before myself, but haven't pulled the trigger).

 

I'm definitely going to keep an eye on this to see how you bring it all together!

[White Dolphin]

<p><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

[PRE-SHOW, SWF World Tag Team Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:Yo, I'm hype right now, uh! (Hey, hey)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:Whatchu know about the matrix? Well I'm like Neo!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Marat Khoklov (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

[standard Match]</p><p>

Comment: This isn't a commentary, It's ChrisSmooveVEVO! (Whoo)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce</strong> vs Christian Faith</p><p>

[standard Match, winner enters Battle for Supremacy at #30, loser sits out Battle]</p><p>

Comment: Some-how I got 1 million people to subscribe, I just want to know if that's legal!</p><p> </p><p>

Valiant vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[sWF World Heavyweight Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: (opera choir breaks glasses around the world with their voice)</p><p> </p><p>

Joey Minnesota vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: The choir gets you hype every time!</p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore vs Barry Bowen vs Big Smack Scott vs Des Davids vs Donnie J vs Edd Stone vs Eric Eisen vs Fox Mask vs Frederique A. Garcia vs Huey Cannonball vs <strong>Jack Bruce/Christian Faith</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence vs Jefferson Stardust vs Joe Sexy vs J-Sense vs Kurt Laramee vs Mainstream vs Marc DuBois vs Masked Cougar vs Nicholas Darkness vs Paul Huntingdon vs Roger Cage vs Rogue vs Skye Sunlight vs Squeeky McClean vs Steve Frehley vs Stevie vs Swoop McCarthy vs The Darkness Lobster vs Vengeance</p><p>

[The Battle for Supremacy - 30-Man Timed Battle Royal, winner gets to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and fight for World or SWF Title]</p><p>

Comment: Don't hate, stop lying.......stop lying! *waves baton randomly*</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which worker (not Barry Bowen, not part of the Money-Chase Organization) will enter #2 and open the Battle for Supremacy with Angry Gilmore? <strong>Steve Frehley</strong></p>

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - The World is Watching is shaping up to be my longest PPV yet, so unlike the other PPVs, I'll be posting the results in three parts. I'm especially happy with how the Battle for Supremacy turned out, though those who can't stand Duane Fry should prepare to get really pissed off, because as part of Fry's angle with Peter Michaels, he shall be VERY antagonistic in this PPV.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_WorldWatching_zpsfefc103b.jpg</span><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">(PART ONE)</span></span></strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>PRE-SHOW:</strong></div><strong></strong></div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> (ANNOUNCERS - Jerry Eisen, Marvin Earnest, and Sammy Curran)</strong></div><strong></strong><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The Amazing Bumfholes d. The New Darkness Warriors in 11:45 with a Bumfhole Buster (Randy B.) on John Darkness. The Amazing Bumfholes are STILL the SWF World Tag Team Champions. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(Vengeance interfered in the middle of the match and beat Randy and Zimmy in the darkness, but Zimmy would kick out, make the hot tag to Randy, and cleanly defeat The New Darkness Warriors.)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> (76/B-)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Vengeance cut a promo on The Battle for Supremacy, and warned The Amazing Bumfholes that retribution may not come on earth, but may come once they're too old to enjoy their debaucherous and sinful lifestyle. He also said that it doesn't matter whether he, Nicholas Darkness, or Darkness Lobster wins the Battle, as long as one of them does and forces the SWF Galaxy and the SWF Superstars to "embrace the darkness" at Supreme Challenge 34 by defeating whoever is the "champion of sin" at that time. (88/B+)</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Sunday, April 20, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Miller Park (Wisconsin, Great Lakes)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 41,900 (Sell Out!)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR announcers for this PPV:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Duane "Mr. Barnstormer" Fry, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If you hear that roar in the background, that's the sound of 41,900 fans here at Miller Park. We've got a capacity crowd here in the home of the Milwaukee Brewers...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And the home of Milwaukee's favorite 'roid monkey himself, Ryan Braun! I'm Duane Fry, and boy, do those Brewers suck! Not as bad as the Bucks, though, who are redefining the meaning of "tanking" over at the Bradley Center! Wait, the NBA season just ended? You mean the Milwaukee Bucks actually HAD an NBA season? I though they were playin' in the D-League!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And with us is Ana Garcia, who's probably sick as early as now of Duane Fry's age-old tactic of badmouthing the home teams.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, I am, but just as always, we have to act professional even if others choose not to do so.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Act butt-hurt is more like it...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(still ignoring Fry)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've got a fantastic lineup here for you tonight at The World is Watching, the SWF's fourth big pay-per-view event for the year! This could be the biggest Battle for Supremacy yet, as we've got 30 men facing off in the ring, including the comebacking Commissioner Barry Bowen, and entering in intervals of 90 seconds. It's gonna be every man for himself, with only one goal in mind, and that's to be the last man in the ring, and the individual who will take the first step on the road to Supreme Challenge 34 by winnin' the Battle.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But we should also expect those strange alliances to manifest. People with no love lost for each other could unite at any given time for a common goal...then turn on a dime and turn on each other. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's right, Ana, strange alliances should be the order of the day, but I don't expect them to form between Angry Gilmore and Barry Bowen. The mutual dislike between those two men is so thick you can cut it with a knife!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Are you done waxing poetic and dropping cliches on the Battle? Good. Because the name of this pay-per-view is THE WORLD IS WATCHING, not THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY. And even if the powers want us to play second fiddle to a stupid battle royal and a stupid tradition, I still feel that the REAL main event is my client Remo annihilating the Honorable One, Prince Valium.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's Valiant.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - THAT'S WHAT I SAID, STUPID!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've also got title matches pitting North American Champion Captain Atomic vs Jackson Marlowe, and SWF Champion Rich Money vs Joey Minnesota, who made his first appearance in the SWF first, in a sneaky way, through phone calls to Money, then in a dramatic way, when he ran in to save Angry Gilmore and Brandon James from the MCO and Barry Bowen's shenanigans! And just minutes ago, on the pre-show with Jerry Eisen, Marv Earnest, and Sammy Curran, The Amazing Bumfholes RETAINED their World Tag Team titles against The New Darkness Warriors.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Also, in non-title action, we've got Brandon James testing the mettle of the Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov, and Jack Bruce vs Christian Faith in a match to determine who enters 30th and last in the Battle for Supremacy, and who's gonna sit it out and join the rest of the World...and be Watching from the sidelines.</div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE VIDEO) The Battle for Supremacy 2014</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/100_zps128a3a53.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>This hype video features some of the favorites (and a few midcarders) for this year's Battle for Supremacy, each man explaining his motivations for hoping to win the annual battle royal at The World is Watching.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Two times I've entered the Battle for Supremacy and won it. Two times I've won the Battle, made it to the main event of Supreme Challenge, and walked away a champion. Who says I can't do it a third time? Not my Constituents, that's for sure. And when you enter last - and I know I'm gonna enter last - the Battle is yours to win.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've been screwed with by the system so many times I've lost count. And they think they can jeopardize my chances of winnin' my first Battle by stickin' me at number one? They don't know Tom Gilmore, and they don't know what a little anger...and a lot of talent can do.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - In 2007, I became the first and only person to enter first and finish on top. In 2008, I set a record for most eliminations. I may not have wrestled in more than two years, but I know what it's like to dominate the Battle. And I know what it's like to deal with incorrigible individuals like Tom Gilmore. I can easily break my own record...but first things first, and that means keeping my eye on who's coming in first.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've won two Battles for Supremacy, but for me, the real battle is against people like Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley, two people who are the worst kinds of role models for young members of the SWF Galaxy. When I beat Jack at The World is Watching, that's good as winning half the battle. The other half...is when I send Steve Frehley outta there.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Lucky number 25. Yeah, four men have entered 25th and won the Battle, but I think that luck is overrated. Luck didn't help me survive the ghettos of Compton. What helped me survive...was street smarts. And street smarts can take you a long way in a dog-eat-dog event like the Battle for Supremacy. Every freakin' man, all 30 of 'em, for himself.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sunlight</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Up to now, I can't believe that I'm in the Battle for Supremacy. But as you saw on High Stakes, I know a thousand and one ways to get back into the ring and psyche 'em all out. You want a sleeper pick? You're lookin' at him.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Eric Eisen never loses, and all of you know that. I've never "won" the Battle for Supremacy as far as the records go, but I always ended up the better man. Tonight, at Miller Park, I won't just be better for the Battle, I'll also be standin' by myself in the ring, 29 deadweights thrown over the top rope. Forget Prime Time. The Battle for Supremacy 2014 will be Supreme Time.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/b3eda1a4-fb78-4f0e-8c4c-c40e25a8b4fe_zpsa96106de.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d26c82e7-3b0b-4d8f-bf10-b71ee04a06ba_zps66445861.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>N. Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(speaking, with Vengeance and Darkness Lobster in the background)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Every man for himself? How about three men fighting to save the SWF Galaxy from their sins and forcing our sinful coworkers to atone? 27 other men, all guilty of having sinned in one way or another. But if it comes down to one winner among us, you're looking at him.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Darkness Lobster</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Not if I can help it.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Titles don't matter to me, but cleansing lost souls does. But if you talk about Remo's pride and Rich Money's greed, I will gladly force them to atone should I win the Battle, should they still be hanging on to their material possessions at Supreme Challenge...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whoever wins the Battle for Supremacy...will be the Partay Dudez's lead vocalist. That alone is incentive for each of us to show you that we don't just sing and dance well...we can also fight well.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Stevie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We're the BIGGEST OVERNIGHT SENSATIONS IN THE WORLD OF MUSIC...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream, Stevie, and J-Sense</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - BAYBAY-BAYBAY-BAYBAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whoever wins the Battle for Supremacy is Money, and I'm proud to represent the Money-Chase Organization in the Battle.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I can.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We can.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - First to last...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Crashing On...by hook or by crook...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Comeback of the year...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Applyin' what I learned on the streets...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>The Family of Darkness</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance will be ours.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What's right will be right again...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sunlight</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - 29 men, droppin' out...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>All 30 + 1 Competitors</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - One man remaining. And one big first step on the road to Supreme Challenge.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Jerry Eisen Interviews #Edd</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/60_zps777de35d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It would appear that Edd Stone has decided not to use his surname in the SWF; rather, he shall be called "#Edd", which is a lead-in to his moniker, the Human Trending Topic. He is backstage with manager Lisa, as they are both interviewed by Jerry Eisen.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, hello there, Jerry, my man, my buddy, my pal, it is great to be here in Milwaukee city, where the beer is cold and my Lisa is pretty! Yeah, we are goin' to P-A-R-T-Y tonight once I'm through survivin' the Battle for Supremacy, and once we get down in the club, you'll find out that F-U-N is actually spelled hashtag E-D-D! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lisa</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, Edward, you are the funnest person I have ever known!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Not Edward, my dear, it's hashtag E-D-D. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(kisses Lisa in front of a google-eyed Jerry Eisen)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> As you were saying, Jerry?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Tonight, you shall be making your debut in the Battle for Supremacy, and some people are calling you one of those potential sleeper picks for the event. How do you feel about all this?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - How do I feel? Well, Jerry, you can tell that I can't wait to poop the party for a lot of those no-fun SWF Superstars out there! I came here to make the SWF funner, and if you ain't down with havin' fun, I've got one and a half word for you, Jerr-meister, and it goes a li'l somethin' like this...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd and Lisa</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - EDD-FU!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With that, #Edd's theme music plays in the background as he and Lisa start Stonerizing.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - C'mon, Jerry, my man, my buddy, my pal! It don't matter if you've got two left feet, you don't need 'em for the Stonerizing beat! EDD-FU!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Eisen has no choice but to dance awkwardly as he and #EddSa Stonerize, earning the geeky and awkward Jerry a lot of ridicule from Duane Fry at the announce table.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic © vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/77_zpsf6860ecc.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Before the match begins, we see Jackson Marlowe and cornerman Squeeky McClean grab a few beer cans from the fans up front - they empty the cans of beer and step on them, drawing some decent heat from the audience. This only makes them cheer Captain Atomic even more as he hits the ring.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After a fast start from Atomic, Marlowe takes over at about a minute and a half into the match, bodyslamming him then peppering him with basic, yet hard-hiting moves. At 3:00 or so, Marlowe DDT's Atomic, then has him in a chokehold after the Radioactive Wrecking Machine kicks out.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Atomic enjoys a brief rally at 4:30, but a clothesline attempt is avoided as Marlowe regains control with a running forearm smash.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At the seven-minute mark, Captain Atomic has yet to enjoy substantial offense since the first minute, but he finally gets what he's looking for, avoiding a Jackson Marlowe legdrop and making his first big comeback of the match! Atomic recovers first, and goes for the Radiation Blast at 8:40. Ric Young is about to make the three-count when Squeeky McClean tries to interfere, getting a stern warning from the ref.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That comeback is interrupted when Marlowe counters an Atomic clothesline with one of his own, and that helps set up a Rehab Cruise from the former Jungle Lord. Marlowe makes the cover and Atomic kicks out at two, but that's followed by a huge babyface comeback and no-selling spree from Atomic!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After taking care of Squeeky with a stiff forearm, Captain Atomic lifts Marlowe up for the Mushroom Cloud, and nails it, getting the three-count and retaining the North American Title.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Atomic in 12:16. Captain Atomic is STILL the SWF North American Champion.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm all for educatin' kids about why they shouldn't drink, but let's face it - if I were a young boy, Jackson Marlowe would strike me as someone comparable to my Math teacher. Captain Atomic? Those screams. Those comebacks. That never-say-die fighting spirit. Even as an older man, he is still so easy to relate to!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's because your brain stopped maturing in 1970, Peter. Tell me something. Did your mom dose your breakfast cereal with LSD, sendin' fifth-grade Pete Mike into a hallucinogenic trip his brain would never recover from?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Number one, Duane, it was YOUR parents who were hippies. Number two, I think you're going way below the belt with those wisecracks of yours.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You want way below the belt? It's Peter Michaels telling Duane Fry to shut the hell up!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Aw, Duane, why don't you forget about that and move on. You sicced your World champ on me already and had him sprain my neck, so you should be happy now. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - No, Peter, I am NOT happy yet. And I won't be happy until I am recognized as the be-all and end-all of SWF announcers, and not some crusty old Dean whose words and ideas are straight from the Watergate era. So Peter, who was your musical idol as a little boy...Donny Osmond or David Cassidy?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(angrily)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - For the last time, it was Led Zeppelin and outlaw country for me in the '70s, so do your damn job, Duane, and stop turnin' this into open season on the Dean!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Poser...</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Money Intimidates The Profit Margin</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/576d8791-9876-4b69-9c43-58b9dbbc3599_zps1452dc8d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/68_zps35e8836e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Rich Money and Emma Chase, Chairman and CEO of the Money-Chase Organization respectively, are talking in hushed tones, when Paul Huntingdon and Rogue enter the room. Money asks Chase to leave, upon which he angrily unloads on his two underperforming employees.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - When I acquired The Chase Agency more than a month ago, I thought I was acquiring the company's assets. Instead, you two have shown me that I have acquired nothing but LIABILITIES! Now Rogue, I don't care if you haven't lost in weeks. We didn't win last week either, did we?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - No we didn't, Mr. Money...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I always get what I want, or am at least supposed to, and when you let Joey Minnesota ruin it all for us, I didn't get what I wanted, and that was the win. You think you're doing a good job, Rogue? You think you're doing justice to your role as part of the MCO? You're not, Rogue, and if it wasn't for the fact that your CEO, Ms. Chase, keeps vouching for the two of you, I would have gotten rid of you long ago, cut my losses, and focused my attention on other acquisitions of value. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Huntingdon)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Now Paul...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Mr. Money, I did what I could against Captain Atomic, that bloody screaming peasant who thinks he's radioactive...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And it was a pitiful effort. You haven't won in God knows how long, Paul, though since I want to give Emma the benefit of the doubt, I personally made sure that you'll have an easy time accomplishing your task for tonight. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(winks his eye)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Actually, the two of you have a very easy task at hand, and that's to remain in the ring...to avoid elimination...at least until the time the last man enters the Battle. If any of you get eliminated before then...I shall have no choice but to cease our working relationship. In simple English...that means one or both of you getting FIRED. Do I make myself clear, Profit Margin?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue and Huntingdon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, Mr. Money.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE VIDEO) Valiant vs Remo</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/85_zpsc05ec216.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>This hype video marks the debut of the SWF's "James Earl Jones Soundalike Voiceover" (JEJSV), an extraordinarily deep-voiced man narrating hype videos and adding the proper drama. And what better video to kick off the hype than Remo vs Valiant...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>JEJSV</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - The challenger...a man who has been forced to deal with the quick and shocking brainwashing of his best friends and closest allies...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Here, we see clips from previous Supreme TVs and Awesome Impact, as Lobster Warrior failed to defeat Vengeance, thus becoming The Darkness Lobster as a consequence, and as Nicky Champion lost to Vengeance in their Casket Match at Awesome Impact, only to return a few weeks later as the serious, eerie Nicholas Darkness. Hannah is shown in the video in happier times with Valiant, then managing Nicky Champion, then making brief, mostly silent appearances as "Hannah Darkness", a young woman who dresses in black and displays a similarly eerie mien to the rest of The Family of Darkness.</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>JEJSV</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - A man who has, on occasion, tried to prevent the champion from harming the defenseless, yet righteous...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>By this, our voiceover means Peter Michaels, who suffered a neck injury at the hands of Remo at Awesome Impact, due to his telling Duane Fry to "shut the hell up." After seeing this in brief, we also see Fry continually antagonizing Michaels and threatening him with even more physical harm at the hands of Remo, only to stop when Valiant would run to the Dean of Announcers' aid.</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>JEJSV</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - In contrast, the champion's only problem has been finding more prey to hunt...more individuals to ruthlessly tear apart...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>The next minute or so includes clips of Remo and his recent in-ring victims - The Awesomeness in a handicap match, Marc DuBois in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, Oro, and even Captain Atomic from the time when he wasn't World Champion yet. Remo is also shown thrashing the set of Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth, as the host cowered in fear and Fry laughed with glee upon seeing the destruction wrought by the Alpha Dog.</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>JEJSV</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - But the Alpha Dog, Remo, just may be hunting down the wrong kind of prey...the kind of prey who can fight back and do so...with honor. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Valiant</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(from April 15 Supreme TV)</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Regardless of the outside distractions, I will give it my all against Remo Richardson. I will do whatever I could to win that World title. And I will do it...not for the Father of Darkness...but for my friends Lobby and Nicky, with the hope that they'd return to MY fold, and not stay in Vengeance's. I will also do it for Peter Michaels, the Dean of SWF Announcers. A man who's not afraid to speak his mind...yet also a man of HONOR.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(from April 15 Supreme TV)</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Either way, Valiant...friends or no friends...Family of Darkness or Champions of Honor...the outcome of your match with Remo at The World is Watching is a foregone conclusion. Valiant - ZERO. Remo - WHO THE HELL IS COUNTING!!!!!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Remo</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(pre-recorded remarks)</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Been two months already. Two months of complete and utter DOMINANCE of the SWF. I've dominated you before, Valiant, so what makes you so sure this time ain't gonna be different? </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(he meant "is gonna be different")</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> If anything else, I'm bigger, stronger, and better than ever before. So are you, Valiant, but you don't know just whom you're dealin' with right now. I am the ALPHA DAWG of the SWF, and you...are just another statistic. Another piece of meat. Another victim, and another reason why I am the MOST DOMINATING SUPERSTAR, PROLLY NOT JUST IN THE HISTORY OF THE SWF, BUT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>JEJSV</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo...versus the Honorable One, Valiant. Tonight, only on pay-per-view. The World is Watching.</em></div></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Anybody who thinks Remo can't talk to save his life should watch that video. Only piece of new footage included, and I'm glad to say my client and my best friend Remo completely NAILED IT!</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'll have to admit that was good, Duane...</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You're just sayin' that because you're afraid of eatin' another Destroyer. Well, what if I told you that Remo was takin' it easy on you at Awesome Impact? </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I think I've had more than what I can normally take from Duane Fry, and we've only finished one match! Let's now take you to Jerry Eisen, who's backstage with a young man from Down Under who hopes to make a good account of himself at the Battle for Supremacy. Jerry?</span></em></div><em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Jerry Eisen Interviews Swoop</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/30_zps297ea49d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>Jerry Eisen is interviewing his second worker for the evening, and it's another midcard/lower card guy, Swoop McCarthy...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Excuse me, Swoop? Swoop? </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(as Swoop doesn't reply just yet)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Swoop McCarthy?</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Swoop</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(looking surprised)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Oh, sorry, mate? I didn't quite realize you were right behind me. You'll have to forgive me, I was just talkin' about Hashtag Edd on social media! Great moves you busted with EddSa, Jerry!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(sounding embarrassed)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Uh...thanks! Swoop, you've had a solid run as part of the SWF's New Talent Initiative, but many believe you are one of the bigger underdogs in the Battle for Supremacy. Anything you have to say about that?</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Swoop</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Yes, it's true indeed. Yes, I am a big underdog, both literally and figuratively, but I've been in many a battle royal in my native Australia. I've eliminated bigger, stronger men, and smaller, quicker men than myself. Yes, I understand that this is the SWF, but you can bet I'm gonna be more than willing and able to pull some surprises.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Who do you think is the favorite to win the Battle?</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Swoop</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Aside from myself? </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(laughs)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Ya know I'm just kiddin', Jerry. This is probably the most star-studded Battle for Supremacy yet, and I've been watchin' the Battle ever since I was a little Swoopie on my momma's lap. I'd hafta say that our Commish, Barry Bowen, is lookin' every bit like the comeback kid of 2014! </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - You should know, Swoop, that Mr. Bowen has made many QUESTIONABLE decisions, and he's far from being a kid!</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Swoop</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Eliminated a record 12 men in 2008, went bell-to-bell in 2007, and that wasn't too long ago, mate. But as I was about to say...I think Angry Gilmore's got an even BETTER chance of winnin'...and bein' only the second man in history to enter first and STILL win the Battle! Oh, and ya gotta like the chances of blokes like Bruce 'n' Faith, whoever wins their match tonight...and that Skye Sunlight's just like the Bee Gees song... </em></div><em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(singing)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive, ha-ha-ha-ha, stayin' aliiiiiive!!!!! Guy's a master of evading elimination, and we all saw that a coupla Uprisings ago, on High Stakes.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Interesting insights, Swoop, but it's good to see you're humble enough to acknowledge the favorites...while seeing yourself as someone who just might pull off a major upset.</em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Swoop</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Indeed I do, Jerry! Now if you 'scuse me, I've gotta go to the video and check out that clip of you, #Edd, and Lisa Stonerizing for the SWF Galaxy! Gotta learn from the master, y'know... </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Learn from the master? I hope he's referring to Edd Stone. Back to you, Peter, Duane, and Ana!</em></div><em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Brandon James vs Marat Khoklov (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</span></strong></em></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [standard Match]</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c23dcd45-d0d8-4ef7-81c8-4ada2f04a3da_zps19fc8d29.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/63_zps12da1508.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><ul><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Unlike the average Marat Khoklov jobber squash, we see Brandon James getting a lot of offense in. Most of that offense is no-sold by Khoklov, but the Russian behemoth reels back a bit when James lands a flying shoulder tackle on him.</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After James pops the crowd with a belly-to-back suplex on Khoklov, the Russian Superbeast kicks out at one, and goes right back to hitting James with a very hard, stiff Moscow Lariat! This match has no psychology, little selling, and Khoklov and James are just not clicking.</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">James actually appears to be legit-angry at Khoklov - he's yelling "F---!!! YOU IDIOT!!!" after he kicks out of the Moscow Lariat, and Khoklov's pleas of "sorry, boss" are fortunately drowned out by rabid cheers of "USA! USA!" James wisely forgets his anger, feeds off those cheers, and goes for a Brandon Bomb Drop on Khoklov...</span></em><br /></li><li><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Unfortunately, he can't quite pull it off, and Khoklov goes for a Russian Legend Powerbomb off the counter. This one's over, and the fans seem glad that it is.</span></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></div><em></em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Khoklov in 4:09</em></div><em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Whaddaya mean Khoklov is an idiot? The guy is a FREAK OF NATURE! Just as you've always said, Peter, 7'6", 450. Zero percent body fat. Rich Money has a STAR in his lineup, and...</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Are you admitting that Marat Khoklov just might be the challenge your client Remo needs?</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Maybe Brandon James was referring to YOU, Peter, because there ain't no way that's gonna happen. If there's someone who has what it takes to put an end to Marat's reign of terror, it's my client, my best friend, the ALPHA DOG, the SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, RRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRICHARDSON.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I rest my case.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Gilmore and Minnesota Save James from 2-on-1</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c23dcd45-d0d8-4ef7-81c8-4ada2f04a3da_zps19fc8d29.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>The match is over, but not the carnage...Marat Khoklov picks up Brandon James, and with Rich Money and Emma Chase watching from the sidelines, he goes for the Russian Giant Bearhug, before further decimating James with a vicious piledriver! This brings the cavalry out in the form of Joey Minnesota...then Angry Gilmore, both of whom try to stick it to The Money-Chase Organization! Khoklov, however, no-sells Gilmore's and Minnesota's attacks, and with a sidewalk slam to Gilmore and a fireman's carry slam on Minnesota, he douses cold water on the hot babyface save. All three faces remain out in the ring as Money, Chase, Khoklov, then Rogue and Paul Huntingdon stare them down and return to the locker room.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';">TO BE CONTINUED...</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"> </span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"> </span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"> </span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><em><strong></strong></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;">PART 2 FEATURING:</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> </span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> Bruce vs Faith</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> Valiant vs Remo</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> Minnesota vs Money</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> </span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> </span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> PART 3 FEATURING:</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> </span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Console';"><span style="font-size:10px;"> The Battle for Supremacy</span></span></strong></em></div><em><strong></strong></em><p></p>

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(PART TWO)

 

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Miller Park (Wisconsin, Great Lakes)

Attendance - 41,900 (Sell Out!)

 

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YOUR announcers for this PPV:

Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Duane "Mr. Barnstormer" Fry, and Ana Garcia

 

Michaels

- Good Gawd, Duane and Ana. GOOD GAWD! Marat Khoklov might have ruined Angry Gilmore's chances of winning the Battle for Supremacy, and jeopardized Joey Minnesota's hopes of winning the SWF Title in his first-ever SWF pay-per-view!

 

A. Garcia

- Look, Duane, if you want to put your boy to good use, you'll want to have him take down that Russian Superbeast before he wreaks any more havoc across the SWF roster!

 

Fry

- Here's where your logic fails, you two. One, Khoklov's like Vengeance. He doesn't give a damn about titles - he just wants to hurt people. Two, I'M the guy managing Remo, not you, so you can take your well-meaning suggestions and shove 'em up yet patooties before I do that for you!

 

Michaels

- You should know, Duane, that I am still considering suing you for injuring me at Awesome Impact...

 

(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Jerry Eisen Interviews Money, Money Argues with Gilmore

 

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Jerry Eisen's third and last interview for the evening is none other than the SWF Champion, Rich Money, and Money takes over the interview from the get-go, gloating about how MCO member Marat Khoklov obliterated three men in the ring - Brandon James, Angry Gilmore, and Joey Minnesota. Money says that Khoklov has proven to be worth every cent he had paid to secure his services, unlike the other "liabilities" in his Organization, the underperforming and underachieving Rogue and Paul Huntingdon. He also brags that Khoklov's attack on Minnesota was just the first part of his big welcome into the SWF, and that he's going to show all the "marks" of the SWF Galaxy that he's Money, and that Minnesota will only be Money in the company run by the "Brit who has no money." The interview, however, is broken up by Angry Gilmore, who seems to have something planned for the next PPV, Times of Trouble...

 

Money

- Angry Gilmore...Tom...I am so sorry...I thought that you were...

 

Gilmore

- ...DEAD?!?!? OR MAYBE YOU MEAN YOU THOUGHT MY CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS ARE DEAD?!!? LEMME TELL YOU THIS, MONEYMAN!!!! IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN A 7'6" GIANT TO KILL MY CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS, AND WHETHER YOU OR BARRY BOWEN LIKE IT OR NOT, I AM GONNA WIN THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY, MAKE HISTORY, AND TAKE THAT FIRST BIG STEP TO SUPREME CHALLENGE 34!!!!

 

Money

- Oh, poor Tom. Always on the delusional side. When are you going to give it up, peewee? The dirt sheets love you, but the balance sheets? They think you're poison. And furthermore, there is no way that, given your current condition, you can step in that ring and last about an hour or so, give or take a few minutes, against 29 other men!

 

Gilmore

- I DON'T CARE IF IT'S GONNA BE YOUR TITLE OR REMO'S TITLE...I'M GONNA CROSS THE F---IN' BRIDGE ONCE IT GET THERE...BUT THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' ANY OF YOU CAN DO...NOTHIN' YOUR GIANT CAN DO, AND NOTHIN' YOUR BANK ACCOUNT CAN DO...TO STOP ME FROM WINNIN' THE BATTLE, AND PUTTIN' THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO EACH AND EVERY OTHER MAN WHO'S GONNA BE IN THERE TONIGHT!!!!!!

 

Money

- Give my regards to Joey Minnesota, alright? I gotta give you credit for surviving that attack from Marat, but...I'm not quite sure about your two new friends.

(to J. Eisen)

See here, Jerry...I always get what I want. You've been here long enough to know that. Just you watch and just the SWF Galaxy watch as I show each and every one of you...just why I'm not just the man with money. I AM Money.

 

Jack Bruce vs Christian Faith

[standard Match, winner enters Battle for Supremacy at #30, loser sits out Battle]

 

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• There are still some who consider Jack Bruce vs Christian Faith as THE dream match, though it remains obvious that these two have slowed down considerably and are among the oldest members of the SWF roster. As such, it makes sense that Bruce and Faith are seemingly calling a slow build.
  
• Bruce seems to be enjoying himself as he flies off the top rope for a big legdrop on Faith. Darren Smith counts, but Faith kicks out of this early pinfall attempt.
  
• Hoping to pop the Milwaukee crowd, Bruce goes for a top-rope moonsault on Faith, but Bruce doesn't just botch the move; Faith rolls away and uses this miss to take control of the match!
  
• Faith in control means a whole lot of rest holds with some chops and Faith Hammers thrown in, and he proves the more dominant competitor from the 3:30 to 7:00 marks. At 6:50, Faith goes for a superplex on Bruce, but the Cream of the Crop kicks out once again!
  
• Faith's attempt at a Stalling Atomic Drop gets countered as Bruce escapes the Supreme Legend's grasp and hits a desperation New York Minute! Both men are down, but who's going to recover first?
  
• The answer to this question is Bruce, who takes the 7:50 to 11:20 marks and seems to have Faith taken care of with a Welcome to NYC combo. Smith counts, and it looks like curtains for Faith, but he is still able to kick out.
  
• That kick out is soon followed by a Faith-Up, and the crowd does not like this one bit. A firestorm of boos erupts at Miller Park as Faith stuns Bruce with those Machine Gun Faith Hammers, and follows up with a piledriver!
  
• Bruce somehow kicks out of the piledriver, but Faith isn't done yet - he finally connects on the Stalling Atomic Drop at 13:20 and goes for the Leap of Faith, but miraculously, Bruce kicks out.
  
• Bruce has his own babyface comeback at the 14-minute mark, countering a Faith suplex attempt and going for a German Suplex that Faith kicks out of.
  
• Despite Faith's best efforts to steal one from Bruce, those chants of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" fire up the Cream of the Crop as he hits the New York Minute at 16:25!
  
• After leading the crowd in a "NEW YORK MINUTE!" chant, Bruce goes for the cover, and Faith is done for, with no Battle for Supremacy to look forward to.
  

 

 

WINNER

- Bruce in 16:34. Jack Bruce will enter the Battle for Supremacy at #30, while Christian Faith is not eligible to join the Battle.

 

Michaels

- You're damn right about that, SWF Galaxy...Bruce Can't Lose!

 

Fry

- And his miraculously durable back can't hold up much longer at the rate he's going!

 

A. Garcia

- Duane, you realize you and Remo came this close to potentially ending Jack Bruce's career, or, at the very least, shelving him for months due to surgery. But he's still feeling great, he's still pulling off some unbelievable wins, and whether you want to accept it or not, Jack Bruce is an even bigger favorite now that he's entering last.

 

Fry

(making yawning gesture and sound effects)

 

Michaels

- Show some respect, young man! You used to show it when we were callin' Supreme TV together, so why not give a li'l consideration to a man who's no stranger to bucking the odds and no stranger to the main event of Supreme Challenge?

 

Valiant (w/Jessie) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry and The Pain Alliance)

[sWF World Heavyweight Title Match]

 

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• Though Remo is the heel World champ, it seems as if most of the crowd's vitriol is directed towards his manager Duane Fry, whose grating personality has made him one of the most hated men in the SWF. Valiant, conversely, gets a huge pop from the audience at Miller Park, with lots of "LET'S GO VALIANT!" cheers.
  
• It's been a while since we've seen Fry with a megaphone, and he has one here. As Remo controls Valiant early on, Fry tells Remo to "step on that honor" and "DESTROY that baby-kisser!" A Hit and Run on Valiant has the Honorable One in trouble as of the 2:30 mark.
  
• Valiant makes a bit of a comeback and enjoys an advantage over Remo between the 4th and 6th minutes, sticking to the basics and using a lot of rest holds. An attempt to bodyslam the Alpha Dog, however, is countered, and Remo turns that into an overhead slam, thus regaining control!
  
• Thanks to The Pain Alliance's distractions on Ric Young, Remo gets away with a lot here, and that includes taking Valiant out of the ring and smashing him against the barricade.
  
• Valiant, however, reverses another such attempt and sends Remo crashing against the steel steps! Young, who's no longer distracted, starts counting to ten, and both men barely make it back into the ring.
  
• At 11:30, Remo hits The Destroyer quietly and effectively, and it looks like he'll be coasting off to the win. But not so fast - Valiant doesn't just kick out, he also begins using defense to his advantage and slowly, but surely going on the comeback!
  
• Valiant's comeback features the usual basics, but also a Samoan drop and a (finally successful) powerslam, and it looks like he's all ready for a V-Split. However...
  

 

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• ...Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness surprisingly arrive from the locker room! Valiant waves the two off, saying he can handle it himself, but The Pain Alliance instead beats down on them! Young tells all four to beat it, and they brawl their way back to the locker room as Valiant covers Remo. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT!
  
• At the 16:30 mark, Valiant goes for the V-Split, and it lands squarely on Remo, but before Young can count to three, Duane Fry climbs on the apron to distract the referee! Young tells Fry that he's really testing his patience, and the next time he interferes, it's going to be a DQ for Remo.
  
• Valiant winning by DQ means Remo will still remain World Heavyweight Champ, but it looks like Fry is content to let his Alpha Dog win this the traditional way.
  
• The earlier ref distraction allowed Remo to recover a bit, and when he does, he slips out of a front backbreaker attempt, runs the ropes, and bounces off to go for an especially emphatic Destroyer! No way Valiant can kick out of this. ONE...TWO...THREE, and Duane Fry leaps high in the air to celebrate Remo's successful World title defense!
  

 

 

 

WINNER

- Remo in 20:07. Remo is STILL the SWF World Heavyweight Champion.

 

Michaels

- I can't believe it, Ana. Valiant was this close to defeating Remo. Valiant was THIS CLOSE, but our colleague Duane Fry had to hop on the apron, distract the referee, and buy Remo all the time he needed to recover!

 

A. Garcia

- At least Duane didn't use that megaphone on Valiant...

 

Fry

(speaking on the megaphone)

- YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, ANA?!?!?! YOU TELLING ME HOW TO MANAGE MY CLIENT?!?!? And you, Peter, insinuating that what the SWF Galaxy just saw was a 2-on-1 victory? You two, and especially YOU, Peter, are so gonna get it! You are so gonna get it!

 

Michaels

- Hit me with your best shot, Duane!

 

Fry

- What's the matter? Too scared to say "hit me with your best shot, Remo"? He'll hit you with his best shot alright...

 

Michaels

(not getting beeped out)

- What an asshole!

 

A. Garcia

- Took the words right out of my mouth...

 

(ANGLE) Valiant Beaten Down 3-on-1

 

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Just as it seems as if Remo and Duane Fry are returning to the locker room, The Pain Alliance dashes down the aisle and runs in the ring to beat down on the fallen Valiant! Remo joins the two and gleefully assaults the Honorable One, with Duane Fry jumping, screaming, and orchestrating the merciless attack, and manager Jessie running backstage to get some help. However, the beatdown is interrupted when

the lights go out for a few seconds, only to come back on right away!

This spooks out The Pain Alliance and Fry, and the three of them beg Remo to go back to the locker room with them. Remo angrily and reluctantly agrees to head back, as it looks like Vengeance...or probably Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster pulling a Vengeance...saved Valiant from further harm.

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[sWF Title Match]

 

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• The match, which has both men showing off their chain wrestling ability for starters, begins with a quick inset promo, as Joey Minnesota talks about how cool it would be to fight the system and become SWF Champion in his very first pay-per-view. Emma Chase, who's replacing Duane Fry on commentary for this match (much to Peter and Ana's relief), calls J-Minny's promo "empty prattle" from a man who has no right to talk about himself yet.
  
• Minnesota actually seems like he has a chance of winning the SWF Title right at the get-go, as he's looking very strong, following up a spinebuster with a running senton. Money kicks out, and continues struggling early on...
  
• After four minutes of struggles, Money gets the offense he needs at 4:50 or so, avoiding an enzuigiri attempt and picking "New York's Finest" Joey Minnesota up for a single-arm DDT.
  
• Money remains in charge up until the eighth minute, before the seesaw complexion of the match allows Minnesota to take over from minutes eight to ten. During this timeframe, we see a lot of false finishes, including one off a front backbreaker from Money, and another off a Minnesota Salute at 10:10.
  
• Minnesota appears close to winning with that last move, but he gets a surprise "welcoming present" from Ms. Chase - a Dollar Sign Distraction! Despite Peter Michaels' pleas of "don't look, Joey," the recent TCW acquisition has a hard time ignoring the sight of one of the SWF's hottest babes with her blazer open and her hand running up and down her thigh.
  
• Money takes advantage of the distraction by hitting a Bank Roll on Minnesota, and while that sets up a three-minute run with him in control, J-Minny kicks out easily.
  
• At 13:50, Minnesota goes back on the offensive, rolling away from the Dollars from Heaven, and popping the crowd with a huge comeback! The comeback culminates at 15:40, when he hits Money with the dreaded Empire Spiral - a modified back suplex/spike slam hybrid - and connects! "RAISE YOUR FISTS AND YELL!", shouts J-Minny, though he may have worked the crowd too much, as Money kicks out at two and a half.
  
• Minnesota picks up Money for another one of his favorite impact moves - a Western Brainbuster Suplex - but that too fails to put Money away! Ric Young counts to two, but Rogue and Paul Huntingdon both climb the apron on opposite ends, causing Young to break his count.
  
• Chase, who's still on commentary, praises Rogue and Huntingdon for their "shrewd business acumen" in pulling off that double distraction, but Minnesota is still giving Money a hellacious beating as we approach the 20-minute mark!
  
• Unfortunately, Money chooses this time to show he can make brilliant counters without anyone's help, as he slips out of a Tiger Bomb attempt at the last moment and hits a desperation Money Shaker! Minnesota's dazed, and while he is able to bodyslam Money soon after, it simply doesn't have the desired impact.
  
• With little help from his Money-Chase Organization, Rich Money successfully defends the SWF Title as he counters an Empire Spiral attempt, and goes for the Money in the Bank modified German Suplex, getting the pin and the win.
  

 

 

WINNER

- Money in 24:18. Rich Money is STILL the SWF Champion.

 

Michaels

- My oh my, we have just witnessed a wrestling classic.

 

Chase

- Of course you did, Peter. Rich Money has proven once again that he IS the one and only Moneyman of the SWF, the only person who could truly be the face of this company as SWF Champion. As for Joey Minnesota? He tried, but it looks like he may have left his success over in California.

 

Michaels

- Still, that was a gutsy, GUTSY effort from the New Yorker with the ironic name. Former champion with the competition who's moved to the SWF to seek greener pastures. At only 31 years old, there's still a whole lot of time for Joey Minnesota to achieve those goals of his.

 

A. Garcia

- We saw just minutes ago what a devastating move the Empire Spiral is, and there should be way more Empire Spirals to come...

 

Chase

- Aren't you going to talk about the winner? Since I see you two would rather fawn over a man who has proved NOTHING in the SWF, allow me to do so. Rich Money is the face of the SWF, and tonight you just saw him defeat Joey Minnesota fair and square, without any shadow of a doubt, convincingly and unequivocally. And that...is good business.

 

(VIGNETTE) Jay Chord - I Tried Hard to Have a Father...

 

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This is the second Jay Chord vignette ahead of his SWF debut, and this time a different song is playing in the background, as we see childhood pictures of the young man born Jason Ripperton Chord some 24 years ago. It's Nirvana's "Serve the Servants", Kurt Cobain's sneering putdown of his father Don, a song that features the line "I tried hard to have a father, but instead I had a dad."

 

Chord

- Kurt Cobain was lucky, y'know? As he sang in this song, he tried hard to have a father, but instead he had a dad. As for me? I don't think I ever had a dad. Fathers are supposed to play catch with their young sons, drive 'em to school, help 'em with their homework and stuff. My dad Rip? He spent hours stretching me and forcing me to become his spittin' image in the ring. He never taught me no baseball, football, nor basketball. And he was never there at school when kids would pick on me for bein' the guy nobody chooses when pickin' teams for those sports. And school, homework and grades? Dad never drove me to school. He'd "build character" within me by forcing me to WALK nearly one mile to school while he'd be foolin' around, drivin' his Cadillac 'round town and playin' the field with the ladies even if he was married to my mom. I'd bring home an "A" and he'd give me a pat on the back. He wouldn't reward me with a new bike, or even take us out for a steak dinner. He wouldn't put my test paper up on the fridge. But if I'd bring home a "C" or a "D", which was more often the case, I'd hear from him. And get stretched even further.

 

Well, guess what. That stretchin' paid off. I've not only matched my dad's skills in the ring. I've BESTED 'em, and the SWF will soon learn that the only Chord whose name you've gotta remember is that of the son, and not that of the father.

(pauses for effect, then laughs)

RIP WHO?

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

 

PART 3 FEATURING:

 

The Battle for Supremacy

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Garcia vs Huey Cannonball vs Jack Bruce/Christian Faith vs Jamie Lee Prudence vs Jefferson Stardust vs Joe Sexy vs J-Sense vs Kurt Laramee vs Mainstream vs Marc DuBois vs Masked Cougar vs Nicholas Darkness vs Paul Huntingdon vs Roger Cage vs Rogue vs Skye Sunlight vs Squeeky McClean vs Steve Frehley vs Stevie vs Swoop McCarthy vs The Darkness Lobster vs Vengeance</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [30-Man Timed Battle Royal, winner gets to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and fight for World or SWF Title]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/80_zps7e896c38.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS1_zps49ad7756.png</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The Battle for Supremacy kicks off with </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Angry Gilmore hitting the ring to his music...and Joe Sexy strutting his way to the ring</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, swiveling his hips, and the former Sexual Aggression duking it out to start things off! Sexy even does a bit of no-selling, but finds himself on the receiving end of an ankle lock from Gilmore. At 1:20 the crowd starts chanting 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d26c82e7-3b0b-4d8f-bf10-b71ee04a06ba_zps66445861.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The Darkness Lobster is third to enter</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, and he immediately works on Joe Sexy, angry that he wasn't unable to beat him in the Beat the Clock challenge, angry that Sexy is the most lustful individual in the SWF. Sexy shows off after clotheslining DL, sensually shaking those hips and pointing to a pretty lady in the audience, but Gilmore and Darkness Lobster both try to send Sexy over the top ropes...could Sexy hang on? 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>He does, and </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Jefferson Stardust enters at number four!</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Stardust energizes the crowd with a dropkick on Sexy, then a hurricanrana on Darkness Lobster, but Gilmore is there to hit a vicious neckbreaker on the wannabe rock star! Stardust stands up quickly, but Sexy has recovered well enough to clothesline Stardust out of the ring and taunt him about how he'll be losing his hair on the next Uprising. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #1 (30th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Stardust eliminated by Sexy (1) at 5:12</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Meanwhile, the crowd starts counting again...10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Vengeance is the fifth entry</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, and it's not long before Gilmore and Sexy form one of those "strange alliances" and try to get the big guy out! Darkness Lobster, of course, won't have any of that, and he goes for a German suplex on Sexy, while he and Vengeance team up to double-powerbomb Gilmore. Vengeance tries to get Gilmore out, and he barely hangs on to skin the cat and reenter the ring. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J-Sense makes it in as the sixth entry</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>, and it would appear that Darkness Lobster is no fan of the 24/7 Partay Dudez, as he immediately tries to get the boy band member out of the ring. J-Sense hangs in there, and soon we see Gilmore knocking Sexy down and battering him with several mounted punches, and J-Sense looking comical as he tries to stay clear of both Vengeance and DL.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide...looks like J-Sense is not gonna be long for the Battle for Supremacy!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I actually like J-Sense as the Partay Dudez' vocalist, so here's hoping he wins this Battle! Then again, maybe the Partay Dudez should NOT have a lead vocalist, know what I mean? I think Big Smack Scott or Kurt Laramee would look good in the main event of Supreme Challenge 34...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Vengeance and Darkness Lobster are working together and trying to soften J-Sense up as the crowd counts 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS2_zpseea2c03b.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Squeeky McClean is number seven, and he yells abuse at the Milwaukee fans, poking fun at their love for beer, as he hits the ring and immediately gets worked on by Gilmore. J-Sense resumes his cat-and-mouse game with Vengeance and DL, while Sexy quietly tries to recover from earlier attacks from Gilmore. 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The briefly-unified heels and face are still working on this when the clock starts ticking again...10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It's Jamie Lee Prudence hitting the ring at the 12-minute mark, the ninth man in the Battle, and now we've got seven men wildly attacking each other, and another effort to get Vengeance out of there! Not even five men can do the trick, and Dakness Lobster makes Gilmore pay by hitting a flying forearm, with Gilmore desperately hanging on to the ropes...he rolls in, and the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>At tenth is Huey Cannonball, and it looks like he's all set to get Joe Sexy out of there. He does that by spearing Sexy so hard that the Sex Machine is rolled out of the ring and out of the Battle for Supremacy!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - BAH GAWD!!!! Huey Cannonball was AMAZING!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I bet Jerry Eisen is giddy with glee backstage, happy to see one half of his favorite tag team making an elimination!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #3 (28th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Sexy eliminated by Cannonball (1) at 13:56.</div></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Once again we see strange alliances working to eliminate Vengeance - everyone else save for Darkness Lobster - but DL breaks that up by attacking faces (Cannonball) and heels (J-Sense) alike! Gilmore tries to deal with Darkness Lobster by landing a neckbreaker on the former Lobby, but gets chokeslammed by Vengeance as the clock ticks...10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Barry Bowen comes in at number eleven, and enters the ring to a chorus of boos from the Miller Park crowd! This means everybody's got two big men to try to eliminate, but Bowen is all business; J-Sense leaps behind Bowen, but the Commissioner manhandles the high-flying youngster by carelessly throwing him out of the ring!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #4 (27th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - J-Sense eliminated by Bowen (1) at 15:19. </div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Before Bowen can get to Gilmore, he is Irish-whipped by midcard heels Prudence and McClean, and Darkness Lobster and Huey Cannonball receive the assist and try to get the man in charge out of there. Meanwhile, Gilmore teams up with the two midcard heels to try to eliminate Vengeance. They will soon be joined by someone as the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Des Davids enters twelfth and does so with some loud and amped-up screams, and yes, he does join Gilmore, Prudence and McClean in trying to eliminate Vengeance! Gilmore sees that Bowen has overcome DL and Cannonball, and tries to go for him with a clothesline, but Bowen ducks this and piledrives his long-standing enemy, softening him up! He arrogantly yells "WHO'S NEXT!!!!", and as McClean, unsuccessful with Vengeance, charges at Bowen, he ends up eating a stiff short-arm clothesline for his troubles! The clock starts ticking 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Stevie is lucky number 13 in the Battle, but it's just his luck as Vengeance, in quick succession, serves up a huge dose of clotheslines and tosses, eliminating the following men. Not surprisingly, they're all midcard tag guys.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #5 (26th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Stevie eliminated by Vengeance (2) at 18:06. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #6 (25th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Cannonball eliminated by Vengeance (3) at 18:09.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #7 (24th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Prudence eliminated by Vengeance (4) at 18:12. </div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Guess we've got a new nickname for Stevie of the Partay Dudez - Six-Second Stevie!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You think that's funny, huh, Ana? You think you're bein' cute with that? Just you wait and see. Vengeance may be a monster out there, but wait till he deals with my clients, the Scourge of the Bronx, THE PAAAAAAAAAAINNNNN...AAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIAAAAANCE!!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The spate of eliminations reduces the field from nine to six, and two of them are as tall as NBA power forwards/centers and as heavy as NFL offensive linemen! Bowen also makes his first serious attempt to eliminate Gilmore, hitting a Train Wreck, and he looks close to rolling off the ring as Bowen tries to kick him out, but Gilmore hangs in there as the 14th entry arrives...10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS3_zps6c8a7f69.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ea6cf636-c20d-4c23-9d23-150552bafeae_zpsabfb218c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>#14 is Masked Cougar's teammate Fox Mask, and he nimbly leaps into the ring, getting a decent pop for hitting the Commish with a rolling senton, thereby buying Gilmore some time to get back to safety. That move, of course, is peanuts for Bowen, who no-sells the move and immediately gets worked on by Davids, Fox Mask and Squeeky. Darkness Lobster, who was earlier felled by a Davids Touch Down, gets up, and soon it's everyone save Gilmore trying to eliminate Bowen! The camera focuses on Gilmore, who's safe but still stunned, as the clock ticks...10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Eric Eisen, despite the fact that he's had little success in recent feuds, gets booed lustily by the crowd as he enters 15th. And no, he doesn't join the rest in trying to eliminate Bowen; he takes advantage of Gilmore's weakness by punting him with the Supremacy! This earns him major heat, but Davids, leaving the group trying to eliminate Bowen, hits Eisen with a belly-to-belly suplex and gets a huge pop from the crowd! Meanwhile, Bowen overcomes the ongoing attempt to eliminate him and angrily Samoan Drops Vengeance, before taking his anger out on Fox Mask, who is hanging by a thread, a basic move away from elimination, when the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/576d8791-9876-4b69-9c43-58b9dbbc3599_zps1452dc8d.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Paul Huntingdon comes in at 16th, and the announcers remind us of Rich Money's ultimatum to Huntingdon and Rogue - hang on until the last man has entered the ring or you're fired. Huntingdon wisely tries to avoid any contact, but quickly gets DDT'd - by Barry Bowen!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Uh-oh...it looks like Rich Money's proverbial friend in a high place wants the Moneyman to hand Paul Huntingdon his walking papers!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Huntingdon tries to pull himself back into the ring, we see Gilmore and Davids working together to eliminate Eisen. McClean and Darkness Lobster are trying to eliminate Bowen. And Vengeance is alone, ignoring the fallen Huntingdon and trying to chokeslam Fox Mask out of there! This could be our eighth elimination of the evening, but the 17th entry is now on the clock. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>You say you want a revolution? #Edd wants you to join the EddSa Revolution at #17! The fans seem to be appreciating #Edd's cocky, yet lovable party boy gimmick, and not a few of them are Stonerizing as #Edd rushes the ring, going for a leaping headlock on Vengeance! That causes him to drop Fox Mask, but the Commissioner ambles towards #Edd (who will not be using his surname as part of his gimmick) and drops him with a Train Wreck! #Edd's manager Lisa looks on in shock, and she is complaining loudly as ringside referee Ric Young tells her to go back to the locker room, as managers are not allowed at ringside. Meanwhile, nothing much else happens, and we've now got ten men in the ring as the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>We've got another in-ring debut for our 18th entry and 11th man in the ring - Secrets of the Smooth host Roger Cage! Cage tries to eliminate Fox Mask, but it looks like the Commish has better plans, as he steals Cage's elimination by clotheslining Fox Mask out of there!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #8 (23rd Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Fox Mask eliminated by Bowen (2) at 25:38. </div></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - As you know, I'm no fan of Roger Cage, but I believe the Commissioner stole his thunder...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, you idiot! And HE'S THE COMMISSIONER, MAN!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Call me that again, Duane, and I will not hesitate to SUE YOUR ASS!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You've been threatenin' me with litigation for the past several weeks, Peter, SO WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?!?!? WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?!?!?!?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Guys, I hate to interrupt your all-important discussion, but Eric Eisen has just punted Des Davids out of the ring! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Yes indeed - and Eric Eisen is gloating about it, imitating Davids' amped-up yells and screams and mocking Prime Time as Gilmore hits a forearm to the back of Eisen, teaming up with #Edd to try to get the Supremacist out...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #9 (22nd Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Davids eliminated by E. Eisen at 26:37.</div></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Gilmore, #Edd, and now Darkness Lobster try to eliminate the hated Eisen, it looks like Squeeky and Huntingdon have quietly succeeded in clotheslining Vengeance out of the ring. Vengeance is hanging on to the ropes...trying to avoid an early elimination...but the clock is ticking once again. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>At #19, we've got Marc DuBois, who enters the ring wearing a pair of Oakleys - it goes without saying that he's taken advantage of the fact that today is 4/20. DuBois reluctantly hands his shades to Ric Young, and it looks like Eric Eisen is shooting on him! Meanwhile, Squeeky McClean is finding himself in some big trouble, as Darkness Lobster is kicking him out of the ring following a Vengeance clothesline. Could Squeeky hang on? He's still clinging on for dear life when the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Donnie J is 20th in the Battle for Supremacy, and it's no surprise that Paul Huntingdon immediately targets him, taking revenge for an earlier upset loss on Uprising. Meanwhile, Cage and DuBois are apparently taking orders from Bowen, and it's "strange alliance" time again as DuBois hits Gilmore with the Nutcracker Sweet, and Cage follows up with a Cage Rage! Bowen orders them to get Gilmore out of there, but Cage and DuBois respond by beating up each other! And it appears that Vengeance and Darkness Lobster have finally eliminated the Squeekster...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #10 (21st Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - McClean eliminated by Darkness Lobster (0.5) and Vengeance (4.5) at 29:32. </div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With Vengeance flinging Donnie out and Huntingdon having been bodyslammed by Bowen and tossed out of the ring, we see two men hanging on to avoid elimination as the clock starts ticking...they're both hanging on to the ropes...10...GOODBYE, DONNIE J!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #11 (20th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Donnie J eliminated by Vengeance (5.5) at 29:51. </div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Huntingdon slowly, but surely, tries to roll himself back in the ring as the next entry is on the clock...9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS4_zpsaacd9bd5.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The popular young Aussie rookie Swoop McCarthy enters at #21, and he teams up with #Edd to lay a beating on the Commissioner, who's been wisely picking his spots and trying to avoid those mass elimination attempts! Both men dance in the ring, though end up getting clocked by Eisen! And in what has to be the strangest alliance of the evening so far, Gilmore and Eisen pull Bowen up to his feet and try to eliminate the man in charge. Meanwhile, Roger Cage is rearing back in fear as Vengeance tries to make him the next elimination. And the clock is ticking 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Big Smack Scott's entry at #22 causes Duane Fry to leap up to his feet and on the announce table, and "Mr. Barnstormer" is making an utter fool of himself as he sings the Smacker's praises. Meanwhile, it looks like Eric Eisen has snagged his second elimination, having knocked Gilmore down with a forearm after they failed to eliminate Bowen, and clotheslined Marc DuBois out of the ring as he was the first person in his line of sight...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #12 (19th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DuBois eliminated by Eisen (2) at 31:36. </div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(rapping The Pain Alliance's ring music)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - BOOM-SHA-LAKA-LAKA-BOOM! FOR THE SMACKER! BOOM-SHA-LAKA-LAKA-BOOM! PAIN ALLIANCE, NOW!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duane, you're acting like an attention-starved fourth-grader! Cut it out, and sit down, will you?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(still rapping, and doing so very horribly)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Pete Mike's just jealous coz he ain't got rhythm, Big Smack on Swoop, hopin' for elimination...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(rapping back quite decently)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Angry Gilmore's got the Smacker, and he's barely hangin' on, couple kicks to the back and your Scotty will be gone...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That was awful, Ana. You better stick to those teen-pop Carly Rae Jepsen-derivative songs you record for Supreme Attitude Records! But seriously. You and Peter have to give it up. You know you'll never be a BARNSTORMER at the announce table like Duane Fry!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>No, Big Smack Scott doesn't get eliminated, and another massive attempt to eliminate Vengeance (involving Bowen, Eisen, Swoop, Huntingdon, #Edd and Cage) fails! That's six men working on Vengeance, but everything breaks down when Bowen and #Edd start brawling and Darkness Lobster gets Cage and Eisen out of there, banging their heads against each other and yelling what sounds like a slurred "SNAPPEH!" Meanwhile, the SWF Galaxy starts counting along as the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Mainstream arrives at #23, and Duane Fry says that there's a small chance he might end up becoming the Partay Dudez's lead vocalist by winning the Battle. Once again, we've got 11 men in the ring, and it looks like we may be reaching an all-time high of 12 as the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Once again, Duane Fry yelps in excitement and stands up, but this time he's not "doing a Tom Cruise and turning the announce table into Oprah's couch" (as per Peter Michaels) as Kurt Laramee is the 24th man to enter the Battle. But Fry is close to losing it as The Pain Alliance scores a collective elimination on Swoop McCarthy!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #13 (18th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Swoop eliminated by Big Smack Scott (0.5) and Laramee (0.5) at 34:59</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - THAT WAS AN AWESOME ELIMINATION FROM THE PAIN ALLIANCE!!!! GO HOME, YOU BIG, UNTALENTED AUSSIE!!! YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEVER CUT THE MUSTARD HERE IN SUPREME!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, it just occurred to me, but The Sex Maniacs and The Pain Alliance didn't quite get to meet each other at the Battle, as Marc DuBois was eliminated about a minute and a half before Scott entered, and Joe Sexy...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Pain Alliance does not need to settle any score with Walking VD and Cray-Cray DuBois. So stop tryin' to outshine me by pointin' out the obvious, okay? </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Swoop's elimination leaves 11 men in the ring, and it's total chaos out there, as The Pain Alliance continue working together, this time setting their sights on Vengeance. "C'MON! IZZIN ANEBADEH GONNA HEWP!", yells the Smacker as the two are left to work on Vengeance by themselves. Gilmore and #Edd are recovering from a piledriver and neckbreaker respectively courtesy of Bowen, and it's at this point where Michaels puts Gilmore's longevity over. Fry, on the other hand, criticizes Gilmore for not having eliminated anybody at this point. Meanwhile, Bowen floors Huntingdon with a lariat, and heels Eisen, Mainstream and Cage try their luck in trying to eliminate Bowen - every man for himself, after all! Bowen powers out, and is choking Gilmore against the ropes when the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Steve Frehley is #25, just as he had chosen, and the man with the "lucky number" in relation to Battles for Supremacy takes just 25 seconds to counter a Cage Rage and hit a Launching Pad Suplex that sends the talk show host out of there! Meanwhile, Gilmore has once again escaped elimination, and hits a running clothesline on Laramee, then another one on Big Smack Scott, sending him flying out of the ring and ending the Smacker's Battle for Supremacy run. This reduces the field to ten men.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #14 (17th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Cage eliminated by Frehley (1) at 36:28.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #15 (16th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Big Smack Scott eliminated by Gilmore (1) at 36:43.</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bowen makes yet another attempt to eliminate Gilmore, doing so by shaking the ropes as Gilmore was going for a Sky High Elbow on Vengeance at 37:30; Vengeance ate a Silver Spoon Shock from Eisen, while #Edd DDT'd Darkness Lobster. Gilmore looks like he's going to lose his balance and fall out of the ring...but he grabs the second rope valiantly and hangs on as Bowen tries to kick him out of there! Eisen just stands there as Frehley saves Gilmore by hitting a jawbreaker on Bowen. Gilmore is still trying to get back in the ring when we hear those chants again. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Rogue is #26, and as he surveys the field that still remains, he decides to come Crashing On Gilmore and rushes #Edd with a spear that's strong enough to get him out of the ring, barely hanging on...before rolling out! He and Huntingdon then team up to try to eliminate Gilmore, hoping to earn themselves some brownie points with Rich Money, Emma Chase, and Barry Bowen. Once again, Gilmore proves to be like the proverbial cat with nine lives, and he can be seen fighting his way back to the ring as Vengeance scores another elimination, this time on Kurt Laramee.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #16 (15th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - #Edd eliminated by Rogue (1) at 37:52</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #17 (14th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Laramee eliminated by Vengeance (6.5) at 38:46</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Vengeance seems to be targeting Mainstream next, but gets tripped by Bowen as the two big men clobber each other to the delight of few in the audience - they're both big, ornery heels, after all. Nine men are still in this, and we've got four men who've yet to enter. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS5_zps19c7b09f.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>We're back to a double-digit field as High Stakes' Skye Sunlight, who earned his spot by winning the first High Stakes Battle Royal, enters at #27! Sunlight is a live wire out there, carelessly careening into Rogue, then Darkness Lobster! An unamused Vengeance knocks him down with a huge chop, but Sunlight springs back up and teams up with Frehley and Eisen to try to get the Father of Darkness eliminated! Bowen is still trying to get Gilmore eliminated, and the frustration is showing on his face.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Angry Gilmore is like that cat with nine lives we keep hearin' about. Barry Bowen, he who eliminated 12 men in the 2008 Battle for Supremacy and lasted all 59 minutes of the 2007 Battle, has now been in the ring for about 25 minutes now, and he would have had more eliminations had he not kept focusing on Gilmore!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Use your coconut and stop it with those cliches, Grandpa Peter. Bowen's main goal is to ELIMINATE Angry Gilmore and earn the right to fire him.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I know, Duane! The problem with you is you never let me finish speaking.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And the problem with you is that you're old, you're washed-up, and that I'm the one who has to slum on Uprising while you've got the head announcer's chair on Supreme TV! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - To quote the late, great Ares Aegalaeus, cut it out, will 'ya?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Stealin' other people's lines. I hope big Ares haunts you tonight, Peter. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Just ignore him, Peter. Keep answering back at Duane and you'll never hear the end of it...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Fry and Michaels are still arguing like little children when the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Frederique A. Garcia sashays his way in at #28, and just as he does, we see Darkness Lobster score his first solo elimination, and Barry Bowen take his mind off Gilmore for a few moments and eliminate Mainstream, reducing the field back to single-digits! More importantly, this means the end of Paul Huntingdon's employment with The Money-Chase Organization, as the crowd serenades him with jeers of "YOU GOT FIRED!" and follows that with a rousing "Na-Na, Hey-Hey, Goodbye." Rogue, who had a chance to stop Lobby, just looks on with a blase expression on his face.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #18 (13th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Huntingdon eliminated by Darkness Lobster (1.5) at 40:35</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #19 (12th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Mainstream eliminated by Bowen (3) at 40:47</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, I guess it's time for the Blue Blood, Paul Huntingdon, to find himself a new place of employment now that he's going to be fired from The Money-Chase Organization...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Of course he will! He's an SWF Superstar! Duh! And even if he doesn't, the guy's got truckloads of money and a castle back in England. He'll survive, Peter, so stop makin' non-issues just to make yourself look and sound credible!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Meanwhile, we see Skye Sunlight creatively staving off elimination from Vengeance with his acrobatic moves, and Eric Eisen also trying to claw his way back to safety following an elimination attempt from Darkness Lobster. Bowen is trying to pad his elimination count as he tries to chokeslam Frehley, but he gets clobbered from behind by Gilmore, and whipped against the ropes as the clock ticks 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...Bowen's barely hanging on...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/b3eda1a4-fb78-4f0e-8c4c-c40e25a8b4fe_zpsa96106de.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bowen hangs on, and Nicholas Darkness is the penultimate entry at #29! Duane Fry chides Peter Michaels for feigning surprise upon Nicky D.'s entry - he and Jack Bruce were the only ones who hadn't entered yet - and Gilmore looks out of it following a faceplant from Eisen. Bowen, thinking he's got Gilmore where he wants him but would rather go for the vulnerable Garcia first, clotheslines Freddy outside the ring to boost his elimination count to four.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #20 (11st Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - F. Garcia eliminated by Bowen (4) at 42:47</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bowen is feeling it, and celebrates for the crowd for a few moments, but it looks like Gilmore was playing possum all along! Gilmore charges Bowen against the ropes, mounts a few punches on him, and proceeds to clothesline him out of there, all by himself, getting a huge pop, but also a Crashing On from Rogue that leaves him no time to celebrate! The crowd nonetheless goes wild and breaks out the "Na-Na Hey-Hey Goodbye" chants again as </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Bowen is eliminated from the Battle for Supremacy.</strong></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ELIMINATION #21 (10th Place)</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Bowen eliminated by Gilmore (2) at 43:12</div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - MAH GAWD, ANA, DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!! Gilmore wanted to make sure the Commish was stunned, leapt off of him after those mounted punches, then CLOTHESLINED HIM OUTTA THERE DESPITE THE 120, 130-POUND SIZE DISADVANTAGE!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Never seen anything like it, Peter, that has got to be one of the most dramatic elim...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in an exaggerated version of his own Tennessee accent, crossed with Michaels' catchphrases) - GOOD GAWD!!! BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, BAH GAWD, ELLIE MAE! DEM RO-GYOO-WAY CAME CRASHIN' ON DEM ANGRY GILMORE!!!!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>We see Skye Sunlight again hanging on by the skin of his teeth and saving himself from elimination at the hands of Rogue, and Nicholas Darkness preventing Eric Eisen from attacking Vengeance as the clock ticks for one final time to usher in the final entry. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>The crowd shouts itself even crazier as Jack Bruce runs in, the 30th and last man to enter the Battle for Supremacy! And Rogue, who's still in the Battle at this point, can't help but flash a smile as he remains hired by the MCO! Cheers of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" fill Miller Park as the Cream of the Crop hits a quick bicycle kick on Nicholas Darkness, then flies over to Skye Sunlight's corner to get him out of there with a surprise running clothesline! Sunlight is out of there, but he acknowledges that he was beaten by one of the best, giving Bruce the thumbs-up as the reigning Battle for Supremacy winner says "Huey and Jeff are teachin' you right!"</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #22 (9th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Sunlight eliminated by Bruce (1) at 44:16</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>The fact that Bruce was paying too much attention to Sunlight results in Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness double-clotheslining him from behind and out of the ring, and Bruce is trying desperately to hang in there, when Vengeance motions towards Steve Frehley, who was earlier snap suplexed by Eisen. Frehley and Eisen appear to be focusing on each other, but Vengeance wants his new acolytes to work on those two. Darkness Lobster grabs Eisen and sets him up for a spinebuster, then he joins Champion and Vengeance in trying to eliminate the burly Frehley. Ultimately, it's Vengeance alone who gets Frehley out of there, as DL and Nicky D. decide to slow down Eisen and Rogue respectively with their respective finishers, the Lobster Trap and the Hawkeye Hammer!</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #23 (8th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Frehley eliminated by Vengeance (7.5) at 48:01</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Vengeance, oblivious to what's going on around him, stares Frehley down coldly, but what he doesn't see is Nicholas Darkness and Darkness Lobster looking at each other, Nicky D. saying </em></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><strong>"NOW!"</strong></em></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>, and both ostensible Vengeance acolytes </em></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><strong>charging at the Father of Darkness and sending him out of the ring to a huge pop!</strong></em></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em> Nicky Champion takes off his black robe and yells "UGH! UGH! UGH!", while Lobster Warrior removes his black mask to reveal a red one with "LW" on it underneath, and an irate Vengeance grudgingly storms back to the locker room. We also have a glimpse of Hannah and Jessie attending to Valiant in the locker room, and Hannah, who had that dour look of darkness on her face for the past few weeks, breaking into a smile.</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #24 (7th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Vengeance eliminated by Lobby (2) and Champion (0.5) at 48:14</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - It looks like they planned it all along. We saw Lobby and Nicky, then known as Darkness Lobster and Nicholas Darkness, trying to help Valiant in the World title match, only for them to brawl with The Pain Alliance as the referee sent them away. They've always had Valiant's best interests in mind, and it seems to have been their plan to pretend to join Vengeance, only to show him up when he least expected it!</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Duh, Colombo, I don't think the SWF Galaxy is dense enough for you to explain all that...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Only six men remain, and we seem to be having Bruce and Gilmore teaming up on Rogue, and Champion and Lobby working on Eisen. Eisen, however, dodges a Champion lariat attempt, and instead lands that Supremacy punt kick of his on Lobby, ending Lobster Warrior's run, and knocking the field down to five! Eisen lets out his trademark hyena laugh as Lobby returns to the locker room to cheers of "THANK YOU LOBBY!"</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #25 (6th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Lobby eliminated by E. Eisen (3) at 49:09</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/BFS6_zps056ce813.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(OOC - My bad, I forgot to shade Frehley's name to signify his elimination.)</em></em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>With just five men - three faces, two heels - remaining, it's truly every man for himself. Gilmore is trying to eliminate Rogue, Eisen is trying to eliminate Champion, and Bruce is recovering from an earlier backbreaker from Rogue. Bruce, however, joins up with Eisen to try to get Champion out of the ring (strange alliances working again!), but Gilmore, having failed to eliminate Rogue, dropkicks Bruce, leaving the two babyfaces to duke it out. Heels Eisen and Rogue, coincidentally, are working on each other at the same time, and it's now Champion's time to sit back and recover when the unexpected happens - Christian Faith runs out to the ring, ignores referees Young, Smith, and Stones, and furiously clotheslines Jack Bruce out of the ring before he could hit his tenth minute in the Battle! Faith is being booed by the angry crowd at Miller Park as he walks back to the locker room, having done what he has to do.</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #26 (5th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Bruce eliminated by Faith (1 - illegal elim.) at 53:22</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>The final four is, officially, as follows - Rogue (one elimination), Eisen (three), Gilmore (two), and Champion (0.5). Combined, their 6.5 eliminations are one short of Vengeance's Battle-best total of 7.5, but Gilmore's been in there for 53 and a half minutes, Eisen for about 32, Rogue for about 16, Champion for about 11 and a half. For the next three minutes, we don't see much headway in each man's goal to eliminate the others, except maybe for one instance where Gilmore hung on once again to stave off elimination from Rogue. At around 57:10, Eisen has just landed a sit-out face slam on Gilmore, and is standing up to pick him up, when Champion, seeing the right opportunity as Eisen is quite close to the ropes, clotheslines Eisen out of the ring, much to the Supremacist's surprise! The fans in the front rows can hear Eisen yelling "F--- YOU, USPW!!!" repeatedly, then "F--- YOU, NICKY!!!", though the fans watching at home don't hear the F-words, nor do they hear "USPW", both of which were censored.</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #27 (4th Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - E. Eisen eliminated by Champion (1.5) at 57:25</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(after a few seconds' silence)</em></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Boy, that is one angry Supremacist. But a creditable effort from the Son of the Boss, who had hung in there for about 36 minutes! That's fourth-best to Angry Gilmore, who's still hanging in there after close to 58 minutes, Lobster Warrior, whose official time in the ring is, uh...46:09, and Vengeance, who stuck around for about 42.</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>We're now closing in on the one-hour mark, and it looks like it's Champion and Gilmore now trying to eliminate Rogue from the Battle, when the lights suddenly go out at exactly 60 minutes. That's the way it is for the next 30 seconds, and when the lights go back on, Nicky Champion's feet are on the ground, and he's out of the ring, apparently having been eliminated by Vengeance in the darkness!</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #28 (3rd Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Champion eliminated by Vengeance (8.5, incl. 1 illegal elim.) at ~60:00</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>It's now down to Angry Gilmore and Rogue - Gilmore proving to be an iron man and this close to achieving his goal of being the first man since Barry Bowen, and only the second SWF Superstar in history, to win the Battle for Supremacy by going from bell to bell. And Gilmore just might have softened Rogue up with an Anger Management at 61:12. Naturally, we see another attempt to illegally interfere, as Grand Funk's "The Locomotion" ushers the Commish, Barry Bowen, back in! He's now wearing a t-shirt and a pair of shorts, and Gilmore can't believe his eyes as he finds himself distracted by the man he had eliminated minutes ago, thus helping him keep his job! Rogue nips up, seizes an opportunity to eliminate Gilmore, but Gilmore dodges the elimination attempt, creeps up behind Rogue, and tosses the Scoundrel out of the ring! Bowen tries to catch Rogue to prevent his feet from leaving the ground, but misses by just a few inches...</em></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #29 (2nd Place)</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Rogue eliminated by Gilmore (3) at 62:25</em></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Gilmore at 62:25. Angry Gilmore to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and get a shot at the SWF or World Heavyweight Titles. </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>OTHER STATS:</strong></em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>RUNNERS-UP</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Rogue (2nd), Champion (3rd), E. Eisen (4th)</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>MOST ELIMINATIONS</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Vengeance (8.5, incl. one illegal elimination)</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>IRON MEN</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Gilmore (62:25), Lobby (46:09), Vengeance (42:14), E. Eisen (36:25)</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>QUICKEST ELIMINATION</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Stevie (0:06)</em></em></div></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - GILMORE HAS DONE IT!!!! GILMORE HAS DONE IT!!!!! TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE HAS JUST MADE SWF HISTORY!!!!!!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Stupid-ass Pete Mike, Tom Gilmore did NOT make SWF history! He simply REPEATED IT!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Duane, the man got caught up in the moment, like you always do when your boys win matches. So stop it with that double-standard of yours. If you've got nothing good to say...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Nothing good to say? Really? Well, how 'bout this, cheesecake? REMO RICHARDSON IS STILL THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! REMO RICHARDSON IS STILL THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! REMO R...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Aw, SHUT UP, DUANE! SHUT THE HELL UP! Stop bein' such an insufferable PRICK and let us ENJOY THIS MOMENT! </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(yanks Fry's headset off, and pauses to take a very deep breath)</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> There. As I was saying earlier, Tom "Angry" Gilmore has done the unthinkable by surviving time and again. By avoiding elimination even when it was almost sure he'd be outta there. I can't think of any man more deserving of taking that first crucial step on the road to Supreme Challenge 34, and despite Barry Bowen's best efforts, Angry Gilmore is YOUR 2014 Battle for Supremacy Winner!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - He's living proof that you can't keep a good man down. He may be ill-tempered, he may be too passionate at times, but his in-ring skill is exceptional, and his cause a just one. Too bad, Mr. Bowen, looks like there's nothing you can do about this one!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Barry Bowen is extending his hand to Gilmore as Rogue just lies there helplessly. Don't take it, Tom...it might be a trap...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And he DIDN'T! Angry Gilmore is walking past the Commissioner, slapping hands with the SWF Galaxy, going 'round the ring, and basking in this well-deserved victory! And look at those fans entering the ring...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - There's Jessie, emerging from the locker room and IGNORING the Commissioner too. We rarely see Jessie and her husband Tom together, due to Jessie's double-duties as Lobster Warrior and Valiant's manager, and she is definitely proud of what her husband has achieved.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well played, Tom "Angry" Gilmore, well played.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Though the Battle for Supremacy also did have some other truly Supreme moments. Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior showing their true colors in a good way, and teaming up to clothesline Vengeance out of the ring. Skye Sunlight's Houdini-esque attempts to avoid elimination. And some impressive feats of longevity from Lobster Warrior, Vengeance, and Eric Eisen. This may have been the best Battle for Supremacy in history, and on behalf of my colleague Ana, I'm proud to have been a part of it. For Ana Garcia, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Goodnight, SWF Galaxy!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>SWF Awesome Impact Final Grade - </strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">83/B</span></strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> Increased Popularity in 8 Regions</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> PPV Buyrate - 4.14 (NEW RECORD)</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> </strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> Trending on Twitter - #BattleForSupremacy #AngryGilmore #Rogue #BarryBowen #NickyChampion #LobsterWarrior #Vengeance #Remo #JoeyMinnesota #RichMoney #ShutUpDuane #EricEisen #USPW #Edd #EddSa</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em></div></blockquote>

[kieranforthewin]

Holy SHIT! Gilmore bossing it. I just knew he was gonna win <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I like how Rogue was the runner-up too, that should impress Money. What's Valiant popularity at now?

[Bigjondalegend]

Epic show just epic .... Hope that didn't burn u out... Looking forward to SC build up

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Thanks for all the comments I've received so far! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As always, I'll be replying to each on the post-show OOC, but before that, we have the matter of Nicky Champion's shenanigans to deal with...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"The Milwaukee Minor Screwjob"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Sunday, April 21, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Miller Park, Milwaukee, Wis.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

11:00 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

The World is Watching had just wrapped up, and there was a lot of back-slapping and congratulations backstage. Lobby, Vengeance and myself were laughing it up as we celebrated what was one of the biggest swerves of the year, executed to perfection, while Tom Gilmore and Rogue were hugging each other, glad that all that practice paid off, and that Tom was able to make that shocking elimination and shake off Barry's distraction. Such was the crazy world of pro wrestling - hate each other onscreen, but congratulate the very person who eliminated you for doing it so well. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Eric Eisen and Brandon James, however, were another story. Brandon was furious because he felt Marat Khoklov stiffed him. Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black, because Brandon had a bad rep of being overly stiff in the ring. But that didn't compare to my beef with Eric. Eric was livid at me after I executed what I now call the "Milwaukee Minor Screwjob." Minor, because my eliminating Eric did not have any storyline consequences of note. Screwjob, because well, I finished third instead of fourth, Eric finished fourth instead of third. And yes, he was yelling "Eff you, USPW" at the top of his lungs as he stormed back to the locker room. If not for Brandon and Remo pulling us apart, we would have beaten the crap out of each other for real. But cooler, Klubb-er heads intervened, and I was now being summoned to the "Principal's Office" SWF-style - the dressing room that served as Barry's office for The World is Watching.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Dammit. I didn't mind the agreement with MAW. Havin' that Wilmington handle negotiations was fine, because he used to work there and he, unlike Rick, gets along well with Gauge. But CZCW? The Guru, on Old School Supreme TV? I don't f---in' like that." Peter Michaels rarely cussed, but that's what I heard from him as he was talking to Chief Two Eagles, complaining about the SWF's impending working agreement with CZCW. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"And now I get THIS? Nicky! I can't believe it!", screamed Peter, who had to deal with an irate Eric Eisen just moments ago. Yes, I had done what Big Smack Scott had asked me to, and that was prevent Eric from reaching the 60-minute mark. Originally, Angry Gilmore was supposed to fend off two heels - Eric and Rogue - ahead of his Battle for Supremacy win. But that wasn't the case, as I surprised Eric with that clothesline and had him finishing fourth, and not third. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Why'd you ever stoop down to their level," said Peter, lowering his voice so as not to be overheard by anybody with the last name Eisen. "Why'd you have to go into business for yourself?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I dunno, Peter, I was kinda caught up in the moment..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Caught up in the moment? Nicky, you've been wrestling for around a decade now! There was a reason behind that, and it was because you and Eric have got heat. You're lucky that your antics didn't result in any significant change in the storylines, nor did they influence who won the Battle for Supremacy. I wanted Tom to overcome insurmountable odds, and I think that still happened, even if he wasn't fightin' off two heels after the lights went out and Vengeance eliminated you. God, Nicky...I hope Rick doesn't mess with your push by makin' me mess with it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Mess with my push? Well, Richard did say that he wanted me to carry my blue Nothing to Lose Briefcase with pride, only for me to lose it to Vengeance in that Casket Match at Awesome Impact. Call me slow if you may, but it only occurred to me now that Rick did that because he wasn't happy with me fraternizing with midcarders. Still, I had one of the Battle's big moments when me and Lobby proved that our joining The Family of Darkness was just a ruse by eliminating big Vengeance. But I didn't want to be jobbing to the stars like Rogue had previously been doing - Jack G. did make some backhanded comments in a radio interview some time back, which is why he was losing so often.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Nicky?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yes, Peter?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I want you to make sure that never happens again." With that, Peter waived Chief Two Eagles out of the room and turned his voice down even lower. "Don't worry, Nicky, I got your back on this. I'm not gonna let Rick kill your push. But again, you have to promise me not to pull anything to that effect in the future, alright?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Got it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I walked out of the dressing room looking like a teen who was just grounded by his parents for wrecking the family car. But as I realized how good it felt to lash out at Eric Eisen after all the times he'd tried to pick on me, I also felt like Bart Simpson after a tongue-lashing from Principal Skinner. As such, my solemn expression turned into a sheepish grin as soon as other workers couldn't see me.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Sucker...</span></p>

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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, APRIL WEEK 2 2014 (PPV)</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - APRIL 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose ring music for select workers who don't have any (e.g. Joey Minnesota, Edd Stone, Squeeky McClean, Jackson Marlowe, etc.)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> kieranforthewin - 27/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+7/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 25/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">78%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 24/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 24/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> White Dolphin - 24/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 23/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">72%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 21/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">66%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well, there you go - my first B on a Supreme TV/PPV after months of mostly B+'s. But that doesn't matter much, as The World is Watching is probably the show I'm proudest of in all my months of writing TEW diaries. And <strong>kieranforthewin</strong> now has the solo lead with a perfect score, with everyone else picking 5 out of 7 correct!</p><p> </p><p> Not quite happy with Rich Money losing popularity after that 24-minute match vs Joey Minnesota. And J-Minny didn't gain anything either popularity-wise. And I'm not sure either if my keeping Bruce strong during the Battle for Supremacy (creative control) and doing the same for Vengeance even if I had him making the most eliminations had an effect on the match grade. Still, that show is a big accomplishment for me. </p><p> </p><p> As for the May PPV, I'm switching around Master of Puppets and Times of Trouble again. This time, Times of Trouble is my Extreme Rules-equivalent, and the storylines seem to favor that kind of a PPV for the coming month.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="JShmoopy" data-cite="JShmoopy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWEET! The World is Watching is in my town, I'm going to be there live. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Talk about coincidences! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Hope Duane Fry didn't piss you off too much with the Ryan Braun/Milwaukee Brewers and Milwaukee Bucks references. He's just doing his job as a heel announcer, dissing the local sports teams.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>I BIG COMMUNIST GUY! ME BEAT PUNY CAPITALIST FREAK! ME NO-SELL BRANDON BOMB DROP! </em><img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> You probably don't realize how close you are to hearing someone from the SWF yell "VNIEMANIE!" (did I spell it right?) <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And no, it will not have anything to do with Khoklov.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show man! Really excited for EddSa Revolution!! Haha. Wondering if Edd Stone would still be a heel this time.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Glad to hear that! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I'd always seen Edd Stone's Clubber (not Klubber) gimmick as best-fit for heels, but thanks to Adam Rose, I'm not a lemon, I'm a rosebud. Seriously, that drove me to make #Edd into a face, though I'm trying to make him as different as possible from the guy who was Leo Kruger back in the days of the KP Avatar diaries. Sorry, no dancing bunny rabbits - we've already got a couple bears, a fox, and a cougar in this promotion! And a Big Cat and an Alpha Dog too...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: <em>Faith is in a storyline, Bruce is not... really, so Christian Faith gets a victory here.</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well, Bruce did become part of the storyline when Faith realized Bruce's rock stardom was an affront to his "model majority" mindset, so yes, he's currently in a feud with BOTH Frehley and Bruce. He shall be getting some help, albeit temporary, on the next Supreme TV, though...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="RingRider" data-cite="RingRider" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Haven't always followed this, but wanted to check it out. First thing that caught my eye is the build-up to the old-school show. I love this idea (especially with importing some guys from the '97 data...I've thought about doing this many times before myself, but haven't pulled the trigger). <p> </p><p> I'm definitely going to keep an eye on this to see how you bring it all together!</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I did give a few hints on the news articles, but yes, most of the CV97 guys I imported did end up signing. Thanks for dropping by, and hope you enjoy Old School Supreme TV! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Holy SHIT! Gilmore bossing it. I just knew he was gonna win <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I like how Rogue was the runner-up too, that should impress Money. What's Valiant popularity at now?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> Yup, the plucky underdog picked on by the powers that be is going to be main eventing SC34. But against whom? Not sure yet if I want to keep the main event belts on Remo and Money until then, but Gilmore vs Money with their popularity up a bit should hit the A-range, and Gilmore vs Remo did give me a 90/A a while back.</p><p> </p><p> Valiant's popularity is at 80, with a couple 79's in there. He's actually one of the most-improved wrestlers I've got in terms of popularity. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigjondalegend" data-cite="Bigjondalegend" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Epic show just epic .... Hope that didn't burn u out... Looking forward to SC build up</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thank you! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Nope, even with TWIW about 30% wordier than my previous PPVs (TWIW weighed in at 105 KB on WordPad, as to ~70 KB for my previous PPVs), I had a lot of fun writing it, and the ideas just kept flowing, especially during the Battle for Supremacy. That said, I had a shitload of typos too, particularly Eric Eisen's time in the ring (confused his entering 15th with his entering at the 15th minute), but it's all fixed, and you don't need to worry about any Third String Burnout. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Predictions are now open for the fallout show! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And it's now time to make use of those working agreements with the smaller promotions...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/Fallout_zps2c671599.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...The Amazing Bumfholes survived a darkness attack from Vengeance and a spirited effort from The New Darkness Warriors to retain the SWF World Tag Team Titles on The World is Watching's pre-show...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Title retentions were the order of the day, as Captain Atomic remained North American champ against Jackson Marlowe, Rich Money (relatively) cleanly defeated Joey Minnesota to keep his SWF Title, while Remo fought off a tough effort from Valiant to stay SWF World Heavyweight Champion. </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Peter Michaels and Ana Garcia had to endure three hours of Duane Fry's biased commentary, but it wasn't all that from Mr. Barnstormer. Acting especially belligerent and antagonistic, Fry relentlessly insulted Michaels and Garcia at the announce table, and swore he'd get even with both of them when he could. He did, however, get shown up by Michaels, as the Dean yanked Fry's headset off to close The World is Watching, and only mentioned Garcia when crediting his co-announcers for the event.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Brandon James did what he could to give Marat Khoklov a tough time in the ring, but the Big Cat was squished by the Russian Superbeast in what may have been the latter's toughest match yet...in a relative sense. Khoklov would further show his dominance after the match by assaulting James and allies Angry Gilmore and Joey Minnesota. Meanwhile, Valiant was recipient of a 3-on-1 beatdown, and not a 1-on-3 - Remo would be joined by The Pain Alliance as Fry had them add insult to injury and attack Valiant after Remo had retained his World Heavyweight Title.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Jack Bruce showed why he "can't lose" when he defeated Christian Faith in a tough 16-minute match, with Bruce entering last in the Battle for Supremacy and Faith sitting out the Battle as a result. He would, however, get eliminated in less than 10 minutes in the Battle, no thanks to an interfering Faith.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...The Battle for Supremacy highlighted several hot storylines - Vengeance's continued attempts to force the SWF Galaxy and its Superstars to "atone for their sins" by "embracing the darkness", Angry Gilmore entering first and hoping to still win the Battle, Barry Bowen's comeback attempt, with the stipulation that he can fire Gilmore should he himself eliminate Angry, and Rich Money threatening to fire Rogue and Paul Huntingdon should they fail to hang around until the time the 30th and last man would enter. Vengeance would be betrayed by Nicky Champion and Lobster Warrior, both of whom showing that their joining The Family of Darkness was just a ruse. Bowen would be eliminated by Gilmore after several attempts to get the rebellious straight-edger out. Huntingdon was effectively fired from the MCO as he was eliminated a few minutes before Jack Bruce entered last, while Rogue hung on and was the final elimination. And with all that said, Gilmore would win the Battle for Supremacy, lasting all 62 minutes and eliminating Rogue despite Bowen returning to ringside in what was obviously a distraction attempt.</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">OLD SCHOOL SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Wells Fargo Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Tuesday, April 22, 2014 (Week 3)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_zps9dd35623.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Findlay O'Farraday</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame vs The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [six-Man Tag Team Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>????? vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment: </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Angry Gilmore vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith and ?????</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brandon James vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Oro vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Someone from MAW vs Roger Cage</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Roger Cage's singles debut]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Captain Atomic © vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Rematch]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>????? vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Hair vs Hair Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut?</span></p></div><p></p></div></blockquote>

[kieranforthewin]

<p><strong>

#Edd (w/Lisa)</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

[#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: DQ</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: Yep</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs <strong>Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</strong></p><p>

[Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p>

Comment: Cause of this story I don't think Rich would let Eric go after a "Midcard" title compared to the World Championship. Davids is a face and Squeeky is a heal so ??? is face so Squeeky is heal and should win with Marlowe's help</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p>

[if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p>

Comment: Yep!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith and ?????</p><p>

Comment: You say that Faith get's temp help, I think that's somebody helping him, but then turning on him and aligning with Bruce and Frehley.</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs<strong> Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Money shouldn't lose this here.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs<strong> Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Yep</p><p> </p><p>

Someone from MAW vs<strong> Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

[Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p>

Comment: Beats the Architect.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment: Atomic won't lose it here.</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p>

Comment: Rogue deserves a push of some sorts in all honesty.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

[Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p>

Comment: I can imagine Sexy & DuBois hairless, can't do the same with the Awesomeness.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut? <strong>The Architect</strong></p>

[Psycho Sam]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> You probably don't realize how close you are to hearing someone from the SWF yell "VNIEMANIE!" (did I spell it right?) <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And no, it will not have anything to do with Khoklov.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Close enough. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> It's actually called "VNIMANIE". You're at least one letter off. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> OLD SCHOOL SWF Supreme TV</p><p> Wells Fargo Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p> Tuesday, April 22, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) </strong>vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p> [#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p> Comment: </p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</p><p> [six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> ????? vs Des Davids vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p> [Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p> Comment: <em>CC strikes again, USPW!</em></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p> [if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith and ?????</strong></p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Brandon James</strong> vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization) </p><p> [sWF Title Match]</p><p> Comment:<em>Remember the good ole days where title changes occured at TV? Probably happens here. Oh and mostly CC control too.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> SWF Uprising</p><p> Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p> Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> (High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p> Oro vs<strong> Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> Someone from MAW vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p> [Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> Captain Atomic © vs <strong>Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</strong></p><p> [sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p> Comment: <em>Countout? DQ? Probably won't get the belt.</em></p><p> </p><p> ????? vs <strong>Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p> [Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> <strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p> [Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p> Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> Bonus Question - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut? <strong>The ARCHITECT!</strong></p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

<p><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) </strong>vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

[#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p>

<em>Comment: #winning</em></p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Darkness warriors get heat back.</em></p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

[Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Davids not ready for prime time, so mystery face takes the heat here. </em></p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore </strong>vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p>

[if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Can't advocate losing Gilmore, unless TCW offers him 100,000+ monthly and are willing to hire him. Unless: Gilmore and Jessie have split up, and she continues as Darkness Angel Fish or whatever. </em></p><p>

Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley vs <strong>Christian Faith and ?????</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: Faith seems to have heat... and ????? is a lot of marks.. he'll take this round. </em></p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © </strong>(w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Rich defends here again against BJ. </em></p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: The Enforcer Allen push begins. </em></p><p>

Someone from MAW vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

[Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p>

<em>Comment: "Someone from MAW" does not simply beat Mr. Cage. He has an interview show. </em></p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic © </strong>vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Don't see him dropping the title on tv and it doesn't mean much for Marlowe to get a cheap win</em></p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p>

<em>... Hard to bet against Rogue</em></p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Someone is willing to be shaved bald on a B-level tv show? I'm guessing Dubios is too over, it has to be the awesomeness... </em></p>

[Midnightnick]

<p><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa)</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

[#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs <strong>Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</strong></p><p>

[Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p>

[if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith and ?????</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization) </strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Someone from MAW vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

[Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs<strong> Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut? <strong>Architect</strong></p>

[JShmoopy]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Talk about coincidences! <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Hope Duane Fry didn't piss you off too much with the Ryan Braun/Milwaukee Brewers and Milwaukee Bucks references. He's just doing his job as a heel announcer, dissing the local sports teams.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> No problem here - Braun is a narcissistic liar, and the Bucks are horrific.</p><p> </p><p> You are really trolling us with Fry right now. He's reminding me of a mix of heel Michael Cole and Paul Heyman. If you want us all to hate Fry, I guess that means you are doing a great job.</p>

[3rdStringPG]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="JShmoopy" data-cite="JShmoopy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>No problem here - Braun is a narcissistic liar, and the Bucks are horrific.<p> </p><p> You are really trolling us with Fry right now. He's reminding me of a mix of heel Michael Cole and Paul Heyman. If you want us all to hate Fry, I guess that means you are doing a great job.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> I take that as a compliment. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I actually liked heel Cole's gimmick in principle, and I happened to be watching heel Cole clips on YouTube while writing The World is Watching.</p><p> </p><p> So it turns out The Amazing Bumfholes aren't the winningest tag team of all time - I checked CV97 history and The Blazing Flames won the World Tag Team belts a whopping EIGHT times. All before 1999, of course. Looks like I'll have to make a lot of revisions...and clarify that the Bumfholes are record-holders for the "modern era" with their five World Tag Team title wins. That said, predictions are still welcome! Oh, and thanks to those who have voted for this diary on the CV DOTM voting for May! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>"I Lost the Book"</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> Tuesday, April 22, 2014</p><p> Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, Pa.</p><p> 6:30 p.m.</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The atmosphere backstage was electric that evening. A lot of us were glad to see SWF alumni from years gone by make one-night-only returns for the year. And one of these former SWF Superstars was Joey Flame.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/JoeyFlameold_zps1ac59bb1.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "I'd love to tell you why Teddy can't make it, but...I really don't know! We left the SWF on good terms, and during our last years here, we were, y'know, all about puttin' the young guys over. But if I were to speculate, I think Teddy doesn't want to be tempted by drugs and alcohol like he used to. Or maybe he can't stand to see Tricky Rick. Where is Richard, anyway?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Oh, Rick doesn't like going to shows anymore," explained Randy Bumfhole. "And it's fine with us, to be honest."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/RoryMcCallumold_zps2ca7d275.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Geez, I'm glad I made it here in Philly at the last minute! Can't wait to do that thingy with Roger Cage." That was Rory McCallum, another retired SWF Legend, who was set to guest on Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth. Rory was simply one of the best mic men in the history of professional wrestling, and he saw a lot of himself in the much younger Cage. Rory, however, was less enthusiastic when talking about his other tasks. "Eisen wants me over there in Rhode Island to help out this big Swedish guy named Anders Thunders or something."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Silence.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "BUT HE'S HOPELESS! I've seen YouTube vids of that guy. His promos, even those he cuts in Swedish, are the drizzlin' shits! But since you know how it is with Rick, I can't say no to the man. He'll have to pray for a miracle if he wants to turn Andy whatever-his-name-is into the next Sam Strong."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/TheGuru_zps99e154f3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/RunawayTrain_alt_zpsa9193df0.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "God damn, Barry! Who'da thunk it...they hardly ever made you speak when I was your manager, but now you're the Commissioner!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Your fault, Mike, if you hadn't left the SWF you'd have been the first choice for the job!", kidded Barry Bowen, calling The Guru by his real name, Michael Singh. "But I can manage. I'm still far from being the best promo guy out there, but I'm making the most of what used to be a predicament." </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> The Guru was also quite close to referees Darren Smith and Ric Young back when he was in the SWF, and at first, I found it surprising that Guru received a text from Darren when they were both in the same building. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>"Pete's here. Heading ur way!"</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> With that simple text from Darren, The Guru excused himself and left me no choice but to pose with Joey Flame and Rory McCallum for some straight-to-Instagram photos with the legends. At this point, some of the other SWF Legends had yet to arrive, and Sam Keith, in particular, was speeding his way to the stadium, after fretting for a while that he might bump into Richard Eisen. Yes, it took some time to convince Sam that Rick didn't attend Supreme TVs religiously like he used to, but he was on his way.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Meanwhile, Peter saw all of us in good spirits, but seeing him with a sunken expression on his had a few of us worried. Needless to say, it looked like Peter had some bad news for all of us.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/PeterMichaels_alt1_zpsbd70ee11.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "I lost the book."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> I had a sinking feeling in my stomach as Peter made that announcement. Was it because of the Pseudo-Screwjob at Milwaukee? Did Peter's willingness to bat for me end up in him losing his job as head booker?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Don't worry, guys, I'll still be at the announce table, I'll still have a lot of say in creative, but starting next month, somebody else is gonna be approving the storylines and keepin' you guys in line."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> All of us remained silent until one of us - one of our newer hires - spoke up and pinned the blame on me.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/JoeyMinnesota_zps90343cf9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "It's Nicky Champion's goddamn fault!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "No, Joey," said Peter, trying his best to stay calm. "This has NOTHING to do with Nicky, nothing to do with what he did to Eric at the Battle for Supremacy. It was a number of things that had been buildin' up for months. Richard thinks I don't write good television anymore. He wasn't happy with the PPV's grade..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/EddStone_alt1_zps9085bbc0.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "F--- Pro Wrestling Hits! The Battle for Supremacy was awesome!", yelled another new guy in the locker room, #Edd.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Thank you, Edd, but there are other things, you know? I've probably been too stubborn in my booking, too single-minded in wantin' Marat Khoklov to be the heel everybody wants to take down. I just don't want to talk much about it," concluded Peter. Did that mean that Brandon James, upset at being potatoed, demanded, with the Klubb's help, that Peter get the axe because he didn't reprimand Khoklov for what was clearly an accident?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Still, I was sure Peter's willingness to stick up for me was partly the reason too, no matter that he claimed otherwise.</span></p>

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<p>WOW. Just.. wow. That battle for supremacy was better than most royal rumbles the WWE had produced. Really excited now for Angry Gilmore's journey to Supreme Challenge!</p><p> </p><p>

OLD SCHOOL SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Wells Fargo Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Tuesday, April 22, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>#Edd (w/Lisa)</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

[#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: #EddSa baybay!!!</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: as much as I'd like John Greed to get a push, he's teaming with Jobbie Retro, err, I mean Robbie</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

[Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p>

[if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith and ?????</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization) </strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Big Pussy Brandon just ain't money</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Someone from MAW vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

[Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs <strong>Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

[Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut? <strong>Mean Jean Cattley</strong></p>

[White Dolphin]

<p><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa)</strong> vs Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

[#Edd's SWF singles debut, O'Farraday guesting from High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: The following 10 blank comments are still better song lyrics than anything from Nickelback.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors and ?????</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

????? vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs <strong>Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</strong></p><p>

[Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p>

Comment: </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Angry Gilmore</strong> vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</p><p>

[if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley</strong> vs Christian Faith and ?????</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Brandon James vs <strong>Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</strong></p><p>

[sWF Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</p><p>

Thursday, April 24, 2014 (Week 3)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: </p><p> </p><p>

Someone from MAW vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

[Roger Cage's singles debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</p><p>

[sWF North American Title Rematch]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs Rogue (w/The Money-Chase Organization)</p><p>

[Number One Contender Match for North American Title]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[Hair vs Hair Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who is the "Someone from MAW" who will be borrowed by the SWF to face Roger Cage in his singles debut? <strong>The Architect</strong></p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWF_zps9dd35623.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <a href="http://members.aol.com/SWFSupreme" rel="external nofollow">http://members.aol.com/SWFSupreme</a></p><p> Usenet: rec.sport.swf, rec.sport.swf.supremetv</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Tuesday, April 22, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> Wells Fargo Center (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> Attendance - 19,859 (SELL OUT!)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(PROMO) Sam Keith, Faith, Bruce, and Frehley Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/71e17e75-fbad-4e3d-9188-eb2d5706062a_zpsa59df5a8.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/100_zps128a3a53.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Tonight's Supreme TV does not begin with any announcer introductions, but rather starts with Sam Keith entering the ring to his rather retro-ish theme, "Simply the Best" by Tina Turner. The recently-retired SWF Legend, who remains under contract to MAW, is one of several former SWF Superstars set to guest on tonight's Old School Supreme TV, and many fans, particularly those who don't pay attention to the dirt sheets, seem pleasantly surprised to see him...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>S. Keith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Welcome to Old School Supreme TV!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as the crowd gives the returning Keith a huge cheer)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Been a while, SWF Galaxy, but I'm back, and I am honored to be kicking off tonight's celebration of Supreme Wrestling Federation history! </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses and clears his throat)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> First of all, you're probably wondering right now if you're gonna see me in this ring, making one of those one-night comebacks. After all, it hasn't been too long since I hung up those boots and called it a wrestling career. So what's the deal, Sam? Are you gonna play it again...or are you gonna sit back, enjoy the evening, and celebrate the SWF's rich traditions and history? Well, the answer to that question is easy. I'm gonna be hitting the ring tonight... </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as the crowd cheers)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> I am gonna be in my first SWF match in seven years, and it is gonna be a tag team match. A Super Tag match booked by the another SWF Legend, the Commissioner, Barry Bowen. And this man is gonna be my teammate. A bitter rival back in the day, but now a good friend with whom I've patched up my differences with. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd seems to be expecting Jack Bruce to hit the ring and confirm himself as Sam Keith's teammate, as they're shouting "BRUCE CAN"T LOSE!" However...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>S. Keith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to give it up...for my teammate for this evening. He is the Supreme Legend...the Iron Man...he who has Faith in what's right in this world. So how 'bout giving it up for CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As it turns out, Keith has swerved the fans with his babyface-style intro, and it looks like he's still a heel after all. And he will indeed be teaming with Christian Faith in tonight's semi-main event. Both men embrace, and Faith starts cutting a promo on his current rivals Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The underwhelming performance of Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley in the Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching is indicative of how these men, these poor role models for today's youth, live their lives. Jack Bruce, former five-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion, the man who had broken our shared record last year, Sam, with that win over Steve Frehley at Supreme Challenge 33. They've been close since then, but as they live their individual lives, we can see just how unsavory these men are. Jack Bruce, who sings about the joys of debauchery, abuses his body with his vices and lives the life he sings about...never settling down with one woman, always too happy to treat females as objects. Steve Frehley may live in a bigger house, and so may his family, but he hasn't moved on from his ghetto past. He's still rude, angry, rough around the edges...and even with the silver Nothing to Lose briefcase... </div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(holds up his own blue briefcase)[/i} ...on a downward career trajectory. See, Sam, that's what I've been talking about these past several weeks. What's right is gonna be right again, and even if I lost to Jack in singles action last Sunday...I still see myself as having won a moral victory. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - That's right, Christian, I watched The World is Watching like many of you did, and you were AGELESS out there. You were the better man against Bruce, and though many would say that the old Christian Faith wouldn't have interrupted a Battle for Supremacy to eliminate someone, let's face it - Jack had it coming! From one dad to another, Christian. You used to take your kids to watch Jack Bruce, didn't you?</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Faith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - I did, and I regret it. I regret being the cool dad, because that only made my kids do things people their age shouldn't be doing.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Well, Christian, my sons grew up to be outstanding young men, and Matthew, in particular, is making a name for himself on High Stakes. You know why? I made sure never to expose them to sick individuals like Jack Bruce! </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>At this moment, the Supreme-Tron lights up on cue, and indeed we see High Stakes rookie Matthew Keith backstage with none other than Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley!</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>M. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Hi, Dad!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - MATTHEW!!!!!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Faith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Whatever you're doing, Jack, Steve, don't corrupt the boy's mind any further.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Corrupt? Boy? First of all, Christian, Old Man Sam, Matthew Keith happens to be a HUGE fan of the Jack Bruce Band. Sam, you may have forbidden him to buy my albums and attend my concerts, but kids'll always find a way. Right, Matt? </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(pauses as the younger Keith nods his head)</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Secondly...you callin' this 24-year-old MAN a boy? This is Matthew Keith, currently one of the top rookies on High Stakes, a future SWF Superstar who, one day, might just outshine dear ol' dad!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Frehley</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - It's such a pity that he's bein' mentored by a mofo who wants 'im to fail, but enough about that, okay? Listen here. I got eliminated from the Battle for Supremacy because I wasn't focused. We all got bad days, and I guess that was one of 'em. And like you, Christian, I still got this. </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(holds up his silver briefcase)</em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> It's my ticket to an automatic SWF Title shot no later than February 2015, and like you, I'mma use it when I'm good and ready. Also, Christian, YOU are one man who always seems to have a bad day. And the things you do to make "what's right" right again continue to astound me. But maybe I shouldn't be astounded no more. Maybe I should forget that you once saved me from the ghettos. Maybe I should forget that I never stopped believin' in you, even when they all be hatin', sayin' you're too old, too slow. Maybe I should be the Steve Frehley I am with everyone else...and take no prisoners when up against you. And maybe...no DEFINITELY...I should start tonight. Christian Faith...and you too, Sam Keith...Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>The loud Philly crowd reacts by chanting Steve Frehley's catchphrase "Y'ALL AIN'T S---", much to the disappointment of the two former World champs in the ring.</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - They're yelling profanity, Christian. This is not the SWF fan base I knew back when I was here...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Faith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - That's 'cause they're the SWF Galaxy now. A generation of fans corrupted by individuals like Jack Bruce. Steve Frehley. The Awesomeness. The Amazing Bumfholes. Hashtag Edd.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>For each name Faith drops, the crowd chants "HUH?", which only makes the two veteran heels angrier...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, SWF GALAXY?!?!?</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - What's gotten into 'em, Sam? Face the facts...they never liked you. And now that you're teamin' up with that other grumpy old man Christian Faith, you better not be surprised why it's open season on the master of the Proton Lock! </em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>(to M. Keith)]/I] Sorry about all this, Matt...I know it's kinda awkward, but...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>M. Keith</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - It's okay, Jack. Dad's always been a stubborn type...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>S. Keith</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - MATTHEW!!!!!!</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - See that, Sam? Even your son's pullin' for us. I think we've already made our point, though. Yes, we may have failed to win the Battle for Supremacy. But later on tonight, we're gonna take it easy on those old, tired legs of yours. That's because Stevo and myself, we aren't gonna hesitate...</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Frehley</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - ...to take it to the streets as quickly as we could!</em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Bruce</strong></em></em></div><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - And take the two of y'all out...IN A NEW!!!!! YORK!!!!! MINUTE!!!!!!!</em></em></div></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - That is going to be a good one. Back in the day, there wasn't a man who could escape Sam Keith's Proton Lock. And that should be one interesting Super Tag Team match - Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley versus Christian Faith and Sam Keith! Four men with 15 SWF World Heavyweight Titles among themselves, and both Nothing to Lose briefcase holders, all in the same match! I'm Peter Michaels, and welcome to Old School Supreme TV, comin' to you LIVE from the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia! And with me once again are Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - It's always louder in Philadelphia, and we have a packed crowd here tonight here to witness the return of all those old-time legends!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - It's going to be a one-night only thing for the year, but nonetheless, we've got a star-studded lineup of SWF Legends coming up! We'll be having Richie Pangrazzio Jr. introduce Angry Gilmore, who entered first in Sunday's Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching and ended up winning the event, taking that first step on the Road to Supreme Challenge 34. Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth will have Rip Chord...that's right, Rip Chord...as a very special guest!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Of course, they aren't the only ones expected here tonight. And tonight should also see some new-school treats, such as #Edd debuting against a young man who will be guesting tonight by virtue of his winning the High Stakes arm wrestling challenge last week - Findlay O'Farraday. Also, Brandon James, who was thoroughly annihilated by Marat Khoklov at The World is Watching, will be making another go at the SWF Title and facing Rich Money in tonight's main event!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - #Edd vs O'Farraday is up next, so don't touch that remote...we'll be right back after a few words from our sponsors!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money)</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/54_zps5305495b.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Last Sunday, #Edd didn't do so bad in his Battle for Supremacy debut, and he gets some early offense in on Findlay O'Farraday, who no-sells a lot of those moves.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">A sidewalk slam on #Edd at 1:10 leads to a cover attempt, but #Edd kicks out almost immediately, nipping up and yelling "EDD-FU!!!!!"</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">#Edd rallies around the third minute, going for the Arabian Nights with Edd-Fu (Arabian Facebuster) on the 300-pounder, but Rich Money, who's guesting on commentary, berates Shane Stones and breaks up the count.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">At four minutes, Findlay is back in control, and he's choking #Edd against the ropes. Stones repeatedly asks O'Farraday to let go, but he refuses, forcing Stones to call for the bell and disqualify the High Stakes rookie.</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - #Edd in 4:25 via DQ</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Money</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - What the hell was that, Shano? That was a perfectly legal move, and you disqualified my rookie for giving his all and showing the SWF Galaxy just why he's Money?</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Rich, with all due respect, O'Farraday was choking #Edd against the ropes and refused to let go. That wasn't a Money move, if you ask me.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Money</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Look here, Peter, I always get what I want, and what I want now is for Shane Stones to learn some basic officiating 101 and reverse that decision. As for Findlay? What I want from him is to win High Stakes. And he WILL win High Stakes. Nobody's defeated him in singles competition. He's won two challenges and one Mentor's Poll. The kid's Money, Peter, and who knows? He just might be Money enough to fill the shoes of the ineffective Mr. Huntingdon.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) and Joey Flame vs The New Darkness Warriors and Dread</span></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> [six-Man Tag Team Match]</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/9de6cf8d-faa0-48ed-b67c-05c1a3939aad_zps9b890294.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/bf20b91c-46ed-47ca-89be-2973547f678d_zpsdd5ca28c.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">The New Darkness Warriors enter first, and John Darkness cuts a quick promo, putting over the "reborn" former SWF World Heavyweight champ (and real-life Born-Again Christian) Dread and saying that victory tonight should give them another shot against the Bumfs for the World Tag Team Titles. However, The Amazing Bumfholes have an old school legend in their corner in Joey Flame, and they fittingly hit the ring to the tune of The Blazing Flames' ring music, </span></em></em><div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/LCnebZnysmI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Deep Purple-Burn"></iframe></div></div><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Joey Flame and Dread start things out, and while Dread remains sharp, Flame seems very rusty, botching a missile dropkick and getting a three-on-one from Dread and The New Darkness Warriors.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Despite the isolation, Flame is able to get Randy Bumfhole in the ring, and that helps the good guys rally and give John and Robert Darkness a hard time.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Zimmy Bumfhole gets the crowd going with a Russian legsweep on Robert Darkness, but Johnny D. distracts referee Ric Young by stepping in, allowing Dread to go for the double-team and hit a powerbomb on Zimmy.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Zimmy is then isolated for several minutes against The New Darkness Warriors/Dread, but is able to roll away from a Dreadsault and go for the hot tag...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">He gets it as Joey Flame and John Darkness hit the ring, and after cleaning house on the bad guys, Flame and Randy B. team up for the Feel the Burn, and Zimmy is tagged in to finish Johnny D. off with the Bumfhole in one. Fun victory for the Bumfs and Joey Flame, and it looks like they'll have another challenger for their next tag team defense...</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - The Amazing Bumfholes and J. Flame in 8:28</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - The Amazing Bumfholes may be the winningest tag team in modern SWF history, but if you wanna talk about the early days, they don't have nothin' on The Blazing Flames - EIGHT World Tag Team Titles for Joey and Teddy spanning 18 years...first of 'em was in December 1974, against Black Jack and Ace McQueen...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Geez, Peter, I wasn't even born yet! But I was definitely here in this earth during the prime of The Blazing Flames. Pity Teddy can't make it, but Joey was terrific out there, teaming with two young men who've drawn a lot of Blazing Flames comparisons, five-time World Tag Team champs The Amazing Bumfholes.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(PROMO) Pangrazzio Introduces Gilmore, Gilmore and Bowen Argue</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/2131e567-9be1-4362-9b3e-dbfcf83a5edd_zpsee653ca4.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>After a commercial break, Richie Pangrazzio Jr., who had a bad falling out with Richard Eisen in 1991 over the former's then-young family, thus derailing his push, makes his first SWF appearance in 23 years, and he's here to introduce the 2014 Battle for Supremacy winner, Angry Gilmore.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Pangrazzio</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Thank you, thank you. Y'know, this is my first time to stand in front of the SWF Universe... </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(pauses as the crowd boos his botch)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> ...I mean SWF Galaxy, Galaxy. It's my first time to represent the company in 23 years. Can you believe that? 23 years since Richie Pangrazzio Jr. won his second Battle for Supremacy, and 26 years since the first one...the FIRST Battle for Supremacy ever, way back in 1988. Y'know what, SWF, I never really stopped followin' the SWF after I, uh...retired to help raise my family. Ain't no joke bein' a divorced dad of three as I was that time, but it was all worth it, and even if none of my kids decided to enter this business, I'm very thankful that they supported me here, and over in the competition...it's just great to be back here. </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(clears his throat)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> Anyway, the other reason why I'm here...is to personally introduce a man who has done my legacy good. Sometimes I wish I had stuck around a li'l longer...I won the Chaos title in 1986 and when I briefly teamed with Larry Vessey, we coulda won the tag titles 'round that same time. I coulda been a Triple Crown champ, y'know? If only I had stuck around and beaten Sam Strong back in '91. But this is one man who can do it...add to his World Tag Team and North American titles and be a Triple Crown Champ when he main-events Supreme Challenge 34. Ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy...how 'bout we give it up for ANGRY GILMORE!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Gilmore</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Thank you, Richie. And THANK YOU, SWF GALAXY, FOR NEVER GIVIN' UP ON ME WHEN THE SYSTEM HAD GIVEN UP ON ME, STEPPED ON ME, AND KEPT ME AWAY FROM MY HOPES AND DREAMS, AND STARTED DOIN' SO YEARS AGO!!!!! WE'RE GOIN' TO SUPREME CHALLENGE 34, and there is nothin' more I would want than to win one of the Big Two. You've got SWF Champion Rich Money, who has used his cash and his influence to tide over people in authority, and taken advantage of the fact that the people in charge...from the Commissioner right down to the referees...have no backbones. You've got World Heavyweight Champion Remo, who's been absolutely dominant since winnin' the title two months ago, and you've got that big-mouthed Svengali Duane Fry dictatin' his every move. I gotta give it to 'em. They can wrestle. But whomever I choose to face...and even if someone else is wearin' those belts in the weeks leadin' up to Supreme Challenge...is gonna FIND OUT WHAT THE FEAR OF GILMORE IS ALL ABOUT!!!! Now I may be smaller...I may not have the power of a Remo or the charisma of a Jack Bruce...I may not have the two-decade-plus career of a Christian Faith or the intimidatin' size of a Vengeance...but what I have...is this. </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(pounds on his chest)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> That's what drove me to win the Battle for Supremacy...heart. That's what keeps me goin' despite all the s--- the system throws my way. And that's THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ANYBODY NEEDS IF THEY WANT TO STEP ON THE MOST SUPREME STAGE OF THE YEAR...AND MAIN-EVENT SUPREME CHALLENGE IN THE MAIN EVENT TITLE MATCH OF HIS CHOOSING!!!! And while I'm glad to see all of you here tonight in Philly...cheerin' my name...showin' your support...this s--- is far from over. The fight has just begun. While I'm decidin' on whom to face for the title...the fight will go on as I strive to put an end to the glad-handin', ass-kissin', money-bribin' culture that rules the SWF. The culture that rewards you for WHOM you know and HOW MUCH you have, and not what you can do in the ring. The culture that discriminates against the everyman and makes him into the little guy. And fightin' that culture is fightin' the good fight. I'm so glad ALL OF YOU CAN JOIN ME HERE TONIGHT...WINNIN' THE BATTLE FOR SUPREMACY WASN'T JUST MY VICTORY...IT WAS THE SWF GALAXY'S VICTORY, AND I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, FOR TONIGHT...IS A GOOD NIGHT TO BE ANGRY!!!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>A very upset Barry Bowen interrupts Gilmore's interaction with the crowd, and it looks like he's not happy with Gilmore refusing his handshake after the Battle for Supremacy...</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Bowen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - HEY!!!!! I said HEY!!!!! </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(to Gilmore)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> Tom Gilmore...what more can I say? The better man won. And all I wanted to do at that time I reemerged from the back was to CONGRATULATE the winner. But what did you do? What did you do, Tom? You turned your back on me! You continued on with your celebration, high-fiving the fans, raising your hands in the air, acting like you won the SWF or World titles when you are, in reality, three months away from having a chance to do so! I have been very tolerant of your DISRESPECT, Tom, but last Sunday, you were PUSHING IT! Here I am, ever the good sport, ever the good example as Commissioner of the SWF, and you outright disrespect me by refusing to shake my hand?!?!?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Gilmore</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Why should I shake your hand, huh? After you Train Wrecked me twice in a span of three weeks...after you did everything Rich Money wants and condoned those spineless officials screwin' me out of victory. After you came back out to prevent Rogue's feet from touching the ground, only to fail in the end. You expect me, Tom Gilmore, to SHAKE THE HAND OF THE MAN WHO IS NOTHING BUT AN EXTENSION OF RICH FREAKIN' MONEY?!?!? You know what, Bowen? I think I made my mind up. I think I want to main event Supreme Challenge 34 and take your benefactor down for good...and PUT...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Bowen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Not so fast, Tom. I know you've got your sights set on Rich Money and the SWF Title at Supreme Challenge 34, but wouldn't you want to give it more time? You have a month, after all, to decide whether you want to fight for the SWF Title or the World Title. But then again, maybe you wouldn't have to make that decision after all. See, I have had it up to here with your attitude, Tom. I am so sick of having to take the high road just to keep you in line. Next week, I plan to have Rogue and Nicky Champion, who finished second and third respectively at the Battle for Supremacy, fight to earn your right to main event Supreme Challenge. But first...if you want to retain that right...you have to beat ME in singles competition TONIGHT. If you win, you main event Supreme Challenge just as your Battle for Supremacy win entitles you to. If you lose...then I won't just be wishing you the best in your future endeavors...I will be doing the same to your WIFE. And don't think you can get out of this by refusing the match...hey, I'm the Commissioner, man!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Gilmore</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - YOU THINK I'M GONNA REFUSE THE CHANCE TO PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE IN YOU A SECOND TIME, HUH?!?!?!? YOU THINK THE SWF GALAXY IS GONNA WANT ME TO PASS THAT UP?!?!? WELL, YOU'RE DAMN WRONG!!!! YOU GOT YOUR MATCH, BOWEN, AND ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU NEVER DECIDED TO LACE UP THE BOOTS AGAIN AND MAKE THAT BRIEF...AND UNSUCCESSFUL COMEBACK OF YOURS!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(ANGLE) Bruce Jams with The Awesomeness and Danny Bruce</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/c3b5ca01-b569-4ef3-9b1c-bcfdc54f4b10_zps9713e508.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/89_zps588813e2.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>This is a quick and simple angle, as Jack Bruce walks around the locker room, only to find Dawn the Cheerleader clapping her hands to the music and The Awesomeness, Bruce's proteges, jamming with his brother Danny! Danny Bruce was, back in the late '90s to early '00s, one of the SWF's top Jobbers to the Stars, and while he was a heel and never worked a musician gimmick, he does play guitar in real life, and is very face-like here (as are most of the SWF Legends guesting) as he teaches Jefferson Stardust some licks. Stardust nods his head, and after Jack tells The Awesomeness to "take care of that hair" and not "end up like my li'l brother Danny" (in reference to their upcoming Hair vs Hair match vs The Sex Maniacs), we hear Jack and Danny Bruce and The Awesomeness singing KISS' "I Wanna Rock 'n' Roll All Nite" as Dawn, then a small group of underneath babyfaces (The Detroit Piston, Los Metalheads, and the unmasked Donnie J), all clap their hands and sing along.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Dean Ansell vs Des Davids vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</span></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> [Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">The announcers may not have mentioned this match earlier, but the winner will get to face Lobster Warrior for the United States Title at Times of Trouble, and it's an Old School-themed match of sorts - Peter Michaels reminds the SWF Galaxy of the first four-way elimination title match at Supreme Challenge XVI (1996), where "a certain John Campbell" (Nemesis) defeated fellow heel No Way Jose, babyface The Big Easy, and a second face, 21-year-old Johnny Mack Squeaky for the first-ever North American Title. Johnny Mack Squeaky, then a hip-hop themed lower midcarder (with a Kris Kross gimmick of wearing backwards baseball jerseys) on loan from CGC, is, of course, none other than Squeeky McClean, who's part of this match.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Jerry Eisen is wondering why McClean chose not to rock the backwards White Sox jersey like he used to when Des Davids hits him with the Quarterback Sack, making Squeeky the first elimination of this match.</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #1</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - McClean in 2:40 by Davids</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">It can be argued that Dean Ansell is an old school sort, given his ultra-patriotic American Machine gimmick, and it looks like Eric Eisen is working his old injury. Davids, who recently won his feud with Eisen, pulls The Supremacist off the former A-Mach, and lands a ferocious DDT. Eisen kicks out, but Davids takes this opportunity to let out some amped-up screams.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">That turns out to be his own undoing, as Ansell catches Davids in a flash roll-up, surprisingly eliminating his All-Americans teammate in what has to be a surprising outcome!</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>ELIMINATION #2</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Davids in 5:26 by Ansell</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">It would appear that Ansell is teasing a heel turn (he, for one, no longer goes by American Machine), but the crowd is firmly behind him as he and Eisen remain in the ring for the last four minutes of the match. An Old Glory on Eisen results in a cover at 7:00, but Enforcer Allen steps in to break up the cover.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Eventually, Ansell has not a prayer against the smaller Supremacist's brawling, and he isn't paying attention (following a hard clothesline) when Eisen surprises him with a Supremacy punt kick! This one's over, and Eric Eisen will now be playing a primary role as the new challenger for the man who ended Enforcer Roberts' career in kayfabe - U.S. Champion Lobster Warrior.</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>FINAL ELIMINATION</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Ansell in 9:50 by E. Eisen</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - E. Eisen in 9:50. Eric Eisen to face Lobster Warrior for the SWF United States Title at Times of Trouble.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Boo, Eric! Boo, boo, BOO!!!! Now that we know Lobster Warrior was only pretending to Embrace the Darkness, this means Lobby will not hesitate to make it Snappeh the only way he knows how against my dastardly brother!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Vengeance, of course, has not been heard of since Lobby teamed up with Nicky Champion to eliminate him from the Battle for Supremacy, but it looks like Lobby is moving on now.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - He won't have any choice, because Eric Eisen, the way I see it, has some serious unresolved issues with Lobby. After all, it was Lobster Warrior who defended his U.S. Title against Enforcer Roberts in a Mask vs Career match that ended the original Enforcer's SWF career.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews Chord</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/71_zps84dc8063.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth is back, and it looks like the suave talk show[ host has a bit of an agenda for his singles debut...and a very legendary guest for tonight.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Sunday's Battle for Supremacy at The World is Watching was worse than the last time a girlie put me in the friendzone. Not only did I get eliminated by Serious Steve Frehley...I also got home to find out that one of my most loyal customers...Pittsburgh's own "Careful with My Axe" Eugene Machine...had his credit card rejected! And while I may be a lovin' man with advice for the young and old lovers of the world...I can get very cross with things like that...bounced checks, expired or overlimit credit cards, anything that keeps me apart from my pay. Gotta make a livin', after all. Anyway, tonight is Old School Supreme TV, and tonight I am actually a happy man. Because I was lucky enough to get a four-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion on my humble little show. That SWF Legend is none other than RIP...CHORD!!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/95622952-2af9-47a5-a422-00d09bdd7132_zpseb2e4291.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-size:8px;">"Ramblin' Gamblin' Man" was a hit in 1969 when Rip Chord was 20. Is this 1969 Rip Chord? No...it's his ungrateful son Jay!</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Rip Chord's ring music, "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man" by the Bob Seger System, plays in the background, but it's not Rip who comes out, but his son Jay!</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(feigning surprise)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>- I dunno about this...but I was promised Rip Chord. Still...it's a pleasure to have you here tonight...Jay!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Chord</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Look here, Roger, I know what your show is all about. I know you've got a duty to the SWF Galaxy and that's to help those socially retarded livin'-in-their-parents' basements freaks get laid. But I had never had to live in my parents' basement. I was on my own even before I graduated high school...and you wanna know why? Because my parents didn't raise me right. Ignored by my father unless I was messin' up. Coddled and pampered by my mother, who was stupid enough to stay with my dad for over 15 years. But despite all of that, I became a success at a young age. I won titles for the competition...and now that I'm in the SWF, I have only one thing in mind, and that's to become the MOST DECORATED SWF SUPERSTAR BEFORE THE AGE OF 30!!!! YEEEEEEHHHHHH ON THAT, ROGER!!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - I was hoping you'd at least share some of your own Secrets of the Smooth...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Chord</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - You know what, Rog, there are no Secrets of the Smooth that are ever gonna work with these LOSERS, and this time I'm not gonna sugarcoat it like you do. They say that the SWF has some of the best crowds in Philly? All I see here is a bunch of people who stick too dearly to their past, thus garbage like Old School Supreme TV...people who say "YEHHHHHH" because my dad made it popular...because my dad is on the record books as one of the greatest ever. That he may be, but he was also the greatest womanizer. The greatest drunkard. The greatest example of what a father shouldn't be. And as I stand here tonight, you are all witnessing the on-screen debut on SWF...of a man who will be in the record books before he can be considered anywhere near old. Rip WHO? </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(laughs)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> Remember the name Jay Chord, because I'm the only Chord worth rememberin' in the history books. Soon you're gonna forget my dad even existed, four World titles and all...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - I hope you're takin' a lesson from Jay, because the man, as you can clearly see, has SUPREME CONFIDENCE. Like Jay in the SWF, you may not have proven anything yet while playin' the field. But as long as you display that air of Supreme Confidence, somethin' old Rip never quite did when he was beggin' for Sam Strong's mercy...who knows? You just might find that lucky girl who'll finally take you out of your parents' basement and...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Chord</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - So how do you like me now, Roger? Still upset that it wasn't Rip Chord after all who'd be guestin' on your show?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Why...no, Jay! In fact, I think I'm gonna echo what you just said about a minute ago. RIP WHO?!?!?!?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/25b130c3-2061-4401-b8bb-fff18ae3992d_zpsdd337e21.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Chord and Cage, seemingly hitting it off quite well, are laughing it up when the music of another SWF Legend hits...it's Rory McCallum, three-time SWF Chaos Champion (predecessor of the North American belt) and one-time Battle for Supremacy winner, also the host of pioneering SWF "talk show" Rory's Rumpus Room and one of the best mic men in Supreme history...</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>McCallum</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - You two young whippersnappers think you know everything...but here comes another lesson...from ME, the Raucous One, Rory McCallum!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Chord</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Sheesh. If it isn't one of the corniest relics from the old SWF this side of my dad.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>McCallum</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Y'know what, boy, your dad may not have been the perfect man. But if it wasn't for him, you wouldn't be where you are today, and that's in the world's largest sports entertainment enterprise in the world! As for you, Roger Cage, if Rory's Rumpus Room was as trashy and unhelpful as YOUR Secrets of the Smooth, then I would've done the right thing before I hit the age of 30 - RETIRE from the business in shame! You give the SWF's talk shows...Rory's Rumpus Room...Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport with The Outbackers...even Freddy Garcia's Let's Do the Freddy, Robbie Retro's Lava Lamp, and Joe Sexy's Love Shack...you give ALL those talk shows a bad name by refusin' to deliver as advertised, may it be your love advice or your promisin' Rip Chord for tonight, by rilin' up 'em SWF Superstars, and by inviting ungrateful...self-entitled...SICKENING spoiled brats like Jay Chord on to your show...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Cage</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Mr. McCallum, if you can let me explain, I was under the impression I was talkin' to Rip Chord...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>McCallum</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Ah, baloney, you were talkin' to his no-good son and you knew it from the start!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Cage, feeling offended by McCallum's suggestion that he had intentionally deceived the SWF Galaxy, charges at the Raucous One, and Jay Chord is in hot pursuit. However, he gets the upperhand, hitting an inverted atomic drop on Cage, and showing up TCW recruit Chord with his father's own move - the Rip Chord DDT! McCallum gets a huge ovation from the Philadelphia crowd for his efforts.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>McCallum</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(staring down at Chord)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Now that's what I call a warm welcome.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Angry Gilmore (w/Jessie) vs Barry Bowen (w/The Guru)</span></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> [if Gilmore loses, he and Jessie are both fired]</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Once again, a lot is on the line for Angry Gilmore. Aside from he and Jessie being fired by the SWF if he loses, he will, of course, lose his main event spot at Supreme Challenge 34, and Rogue and Nicky Champion will have to fight for it next week. But he's got Jessie on his side for this one night only, and we see Jessie wearing the "homecoming queen" outfit she used to wear while managing "world's oldest teenagers" The Biggz Boyz back in the 2000s. </span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Still, Barry Bowen has his own throwback with him, and it happens to be his former manager, currently on loan from CZCW, The Guru! And as both men lock up, The Guru joins Peter, Jerry, and Ana in calling the match, taking credit for being the man who helped Bowen back into fighting shape for the Battle for Supremacy.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Gilmore doesn't appear to be starting off too well, as Bowen shows his old monster heel form, using clotheslines and shoulderblocks to keep Gilmore down, and even including a superplex at 3:30 that Gilmore nearly fails to kick out of.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">The next few minutes are mostly rest holds designed to slow Gilmore down, and at 6:00, Bowen is hoping to get rid of his long-running nemesis with a swinging neckbreaker. Gilmore, however, counters the move, and turns it into a neckbreaker of his own, leaving Bowen in pain and The Guru quite angry!</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Both Jessie and Guru pound on the mat furiously, rooting for their respective clients to recover, and Gilmore is the one who makes the recovery first, proving that the huge size disadvantage matters little as he goes for a snap suplex on the Commissioner!</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Gilmore's brief comeback is interrupted when Bowen slips out of the Anger Management and delivers a spinebuster. From the ninth to twelfth minutes it is, once again, all Bowen, but Gilmore shows he still can win this by kicking out of the Train Wreck at 11:20...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Bowen is in control until Gilmore escapes a second Train Wreck attempt and makes his second comeback. Suddenly finding his second wind, Gilmore hits an enzuigiri, then a missile dropkick on Bowen, and follows up with a snap suplex and the Sky High Elbow! This could be it, but The Guru's incessant complaints from outside ther ring cause Darren Smith to stop counting...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Bowen stands up thanks to that referee distraction, but Gilmore is really in the zone as he tries the Anger Management once again, connecting and getting the win, thus saving his job and that of his wife's!</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Gilmore in 14:29. Angry Gilmore and Jessie remain hired by the SWF.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Can I call him David Copperfield Gilmore? Harry Houdini Gilmore? I am telling you, that man is a MAGICIAN out there! Just when you think he may be done for, he pulls those rabbits out of his hat...he miraculously escapes from imminent defeat...and he holds on to WIN!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Yes indeed, Jerry, Angry Gilmore has shown us once again why he is, pound-for-pound, probably the most talented pure wrestler the SWF has in its roster.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - He may be the most talented pure wrestler in the SWF's history, guys!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - At least he's one of 'em, Ana. And...GOOD GAWD!!!! </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(pauses as Bowen takes his anger out on the referee)</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> Barry Bowen has just Train Wrecked Darren Smith!!!!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Angry Gilmore's words have hit home with Smith, who had, on the behest of Rich Money and Barry Bowen, cheated Gilmore out of victory a few times in the past. And when he refused to play along with Bowen...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - MAH GAWD, JERREH!!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, MR. BOWEN!!!! That man is not a wrestler...that is a 52-year-old, 150-pound man whose job is to officiate the match, not trade punches and moves with men at least 50, 60, 70 pounds heavier!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - That's TWO Train Wrecks on Darren Smith, and The Guru is loving it! Fortunately, it looks like Bowen will be back in the office next week, while The Guru....</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(shooting a bit)</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - I don't wanna talk about The Guru, Michael Singh. Mr. Singh left the SWF five years ago because he and upper management didn't see eye-to-eye. And now they bring 'im back here for one night? That's one night too many, if you ask me! </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(trying to focus on kayfabe to avoid further shoot comments)</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> Remember his reign of terror as Commissioner back in 2008?</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Proof that the big, slow, and aging apple, meaning Barry Bowen, doesn't fall far from the tree.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley vs Christian Faith and Sam Keith</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/71e17e75-fbad-4e3d-9188-eb2d5706062a_zpsa59df5a8.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Earlier, it turned out that Sam Keith, who had been a heel for most of his SWF career, was still a heel after all, introducing Christian Faith and sympathizing with his cause to make "what's right" right again. But he doesn't start out the match, allowing the still-active Supreme Legend to face off against Steve Frehley in a battle of big brawlers.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Both Christian Faith and Keith want to take things slow, so we see a lot of rest holds from them, and not much action until the third minute, when Jack Bruce connects with the Jack Bruce Flurry on Keith. Punch, punch, dance, PUNCH! He follows that up with an implant DDT on the 50-something Keith, though that move's kicked out of.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">At 5:30, Faith is in the ring, and the momentum is now on the veteran heels' side, following Faith rolling away from a Jack Bruce legdrop. He and Keith proceed to isolate Bruce, as Frehley waits outside the ring, looking for the tag.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Bruce does get the tag at 6:20, and Frehley has a strong showing for the babyfaces for about a minute, dropping Faith with a Samoan Drop and peppering him with a series of stomps, but Faith tags Keith in and it's not long before the Dark Destroyer finds himself in a lot of trouble.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Keith has Frehley in the Proton Lock at around eight minutes into the match, and it looks like Frehley is having a lot of problems with it. He's desperately stretching for the ropes and Bruce is cheering encouragement from the apron. About 40 seconds after being locked up, Frehley finally grabs the ropes, and Keith has to be told twice by the referee to let go of the hold!</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Thanks to the Proton Lock, Frehley struggles until the 11th minute, which is when he escapes Faith's Inverted Atomic Drop and German Suplexes the Supreme Legend - Faith kicks out, but this sets up both men crawling to their corners for the hot tag...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Jack Bruce and Sam Keith get the hot tags at around 12:10, and Bruce is on fire, hitting a sleeper hold neckbreaker, then a running half senton, then going for the New York Minute, which Keith counters and turns into a gutwrench suplex! Keith wants to go for the cover, but Faith is begging to be tagged in...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Reluctantly, Keith tags Faith in, and that hesitation to send in the Supreme Legend has allowed Bruce to tag Steve Frehley in! Faith appears to be letting loose with something similar to his "Faith-Ups", no-selling moves, hitting Faith Hammers, but having little effect on the Dark Destroyer.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Faith, frustrated at being unable to stop Frehley, tags Keith in even more reluctantly, and it's not a few seconds before the technician takes a ride on the brawler's Frehley's Comet. Steve Frehley wins it for the faces, and pops the crowd as Shane Stones counts ONE, TWO, THREE!!! Bruce extends his hand to Keith, who remains out in the ring, and once he and Frehley exit the ring, Faith proceeds to berate Keith for his failures...</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNERS</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Bruce and Frehley in 15:37</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Christian Faith, you poor sport! Look at the Supreme Legend, acting like a BABY, kicking Sam Keith just because he didn't have an answer for the Frehley's Comet!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Am I seeing what I'm seeing? Christian Faith has Sam Keith in his own finishing move, the Proton Lock! And he's not letting go!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(ANGLE) Matt Keith, Bruce and Frehley Save Sam Keith from Beatdown</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/76_zps2ef58293.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Bruce and Frehley are close to heading back to Aegalaeus Position when they see Matthew Keith running to the ring and trying to save his father Sam from Christian Faith! This causes them to turn around, and all three men are soon in the ring, forcing Faith to finally let go of the Proton Lock! "I was always better than your father!", yells Faith, as he lets go of Keith and storms out of the ring. Bruce, Frehley, and Matthew Keith help Sam up to his feet as it looks like he'll be wrapping up this Supreme TV with some goodwill from the fans.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(VIGNETTE) Eric Eisen Throwback Promo</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/904c397d-567b-457b-939e-391f8604cb9b_zps12e629db.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/77_zpsf6860ecc.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>After the tension of the Sam Keith beatdown, we see another Old School Supreme TV throwback, and it's an Eric Eisen vignette from 1999! Here, the man who would become the arrogant Supremacist and one of the most hated individuals to wrestle in the SWF is a fresh-faced 21-year-old, purportedly still in college (he had actually gotten expelled from Syracuse a year earlier for bad grades, and decided to drop out and enter wrestling full-time), and as goody-goody a babyface as you can get.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>E. Eisen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(from 1999)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Hey there, everyone, I'm Eric Eisen. Now my last name may be familiar to you, since my dad owns the company I work for. But I'm not your typical Son of the Boss who acts like an entitled SOB. I'm hard-working, I always strive to get better in the ring, and since I'm also a Business major at Syracuse, I never forget to pay attention to my studies. People said I couldn't do this. People said Richard Eisen's youngest son would be better off behind the scenes, working 9-to-5 and not enjoying the thrill of being in the ring and giving my 100 percent for you, the fans. But I always stuck to my guns, I never gave up the fight, and here I am, in the SWF, working for my dad, and living my dream. Never give up on your dreams, kids. That's how I got where I am. Peace out, everyone!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Eisen, who was celebrating his becoming number one contender for the US Title earlier in the evening, is apoplectic with rage, and he is telling the taciturn Enforcer Allen that he has to find the person who had aired that clip instead of airing a brand new promo he was supposed to cut against Lobster Warrior, and "punt the crap out of that bum." With that, we head into a commercial, with Money vs James for the SWF Title coming up next.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(ANGLE) Champion Challenges Vengeance</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Nicky Champion's not booked for tonight, and he's looking quite happy backstage as he and Hannah are approached by SWF road agent Chief Two Eagles. The Chief gives Champion a hug and a handshake, and congratulates him for what had been a "brilliant swerve" against Vengeance - this is an unscripted boo-boo, as "swerve" is obviously wrestling jargon. As such, Champion doesn't quite know how to answer until The Chief says that Champion's pretending to join up with Vengeance, only to betray him at the Battle for Supremacy was the smartest thing anyone had ever done to the Father of Darkness. </em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Champion</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - It was nothing, Chief. If you must know, Nicky Champion was never under Vengeance's spell, and neither was Hannah nor Lobster Warrior. We had your back, Valiant, we had it all along from the start, and if you ask me, Nicky Champion DID pick the right time to show Vengeance that it's not his persuasive words, not his ability to summon the darkness, and DEFINITELY NOT THE FACT HE BURIED ME IN THAT CASKET AT AWESOME IMPACT, that sways people over to the darkness. It's people themselves who Embrace the Darkness on their own free will, and if you think Nicky Champion is someone like that, then you don't know Nicky Champion. But I'm not through with you, big V. Nicky Champion isn't through with you and your family, and since we're gonna be in for some Times of Trouble in May, how about you, wherever you are, accept my challenge and face Nicky Champion in another one of your specialty matches? THE CAGE MATCH...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>The Chief</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - You sure about this, Nicky? Vengeance may be undefeated in casket matches, but he's got a pretty good record in the cage...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Champion</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Bein' in that casket for a good half-hour didn't faze Nicky Champion, so why should a steel cage do the same to the Hawkeye? You know me, Chief. And you know that one of these days, once I'm done avengin' the loss of my blue Nothing to Lose Briefcase, if not winnin' it back, once I'm done with The Family of Darkness, NICKY CHAMPION WILL BE...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>The Chief</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - More than just a name?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Champion</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Close, but not quite. </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(screams his catchphrase)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> MORE!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAAAAAAAAME!!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Brandon James (w/Joey Minnesota) vs Rich Money © (w/Emma Chase and Rogue)</span></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> [sWF Title Match]</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> vs </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Brandon James may not have been able to defeat Marat Khoklov last Sunday on The World is Watching, but with the Russian Superbeast now home and Paul Huntingdon fired, he only has two people to deal with apart from Rich Money - Emma Chase and Rogue. James, on the other hand, has Joey Minnesota in his corner, and according to Jerry Eisen, J-Minny is also due an SWF Title rematch at some point in the future.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">At the two-minute mark, neither Money nor James seems to have the advantage over the other, and it's at this point when Peter Michaels gets some news from backstage interviewer Mel Florence (dressed in Beautiful Babette's trademark white catsuit), who says </span></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Joey Minnesota has been booked to face Rogue at Uprising in a number one contender match for the North American title!</strong></span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">James appears to be gaining control at 5:30, landing a leaping side suplex on Money, and Jerry Eisen is still mad that a man of Joey Minnesota's skills is being asked to face Rogue in a contender match for a title he's too good for.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">James continues controlling Money, and at 7:00, he hits the Big Cat Pounce and goes for the cover. ONE...TWO...KICKOUT!</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">It's Money's turn to gain the upper hand about a minute and a half later, as he counters a Brandon Bomb Drop and stuns James with the Money Shaker. He then hits a knee lift on the Big Cat, then a reverse DDT neckbreaker, then a bow and arrow lock, all in a span of a minute.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">James continues to struggle as we hit then ten-minute mark, but he rolls away from the Dollars from Heaven at 10:20, leaving him and Money to recover from the impact! Interestingly, Emma Chase is showing the Dollar Signs to Money, seemingly using her "assets" to will Money to recover.</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">Despite that innovative use of the 'signs, Brandon James recovers before Money does, and is a house on fire as he dodges a Money clothesline and lands a spinebuster on the Moneyman, with Joey Minnesota landing an Empire Spiral on Rogue to prevent him from interfering! Again the announcers remind us of the ignominy Minnesota has to go through on Uprising...</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">At 14:10, the cameras focus on Ms. Chase, whose blazer is still open (much to Jerry Eisen's delight), and it looks like James has floored Money with the Brandon Bomb Drop. But Ric Young can't make the count, as he stands transfixed by Ms. Chase's seductive gyrations...</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/f88ef465-1315-47e4-8785-cb146d2ba078_zps348256f2.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><span style="font-size:8px;">Not the Rich Texan of Simpsons fame, but sorta like him...</span></span></em></em></em></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><ul><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">...but what's this? It's Rich Money's first manager in the SWF, a man alternately known as "The Worm" and "The Texas Oilman", Louis Williams! Louie the Worm has a gimmicked branding iron in hand, and he uses it to smash James from behind, with Young's back turned on the action!</span></em></em><br /></li><li><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">With a "YEE-HAW!!!!" from outside the ring, Young quickly returns to the action, and three-counts James as Money finds enough energy to make the lateral press on the fallen Big Cat.</span></em></em><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>WINNER</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Money in 15:53. Rich Money is STILL the SWF Champion.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Damn you, Louie the Worm! Damn you, Texas Oilman! Brandon James was THIS CLOSE...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - But yet so far in the end. But he had two managers...TWO MANAGERS working on his behalf. That's MCO CEO Emma Chase...and the man who guided Rich Money's career back when he was debuting in the SWF, Louie "The Worm" Williams. </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Last time we saw Louie, he was brutally attacked by both Money and Joe Sexy and fired unceremoniously. Looks like they've both agreed to let bygones be bygones...but what a way to celebrate that reunion!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - And what a way to SCREW Joey Minnesota! The man was THIS CLOSE to winning the SWF Title at The World is Watching, and now he has to fight Rogue for the North American number one contendership?</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(noticing Eisen is too passionate in making the NA belt seem inferior)</span></em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Maybe it's for the better, Jerry, but as we're seein' here tonight, Rich Money ALWAYS gets what he wants, and he's not shy to bend the rules and use his money and power to get his way. Hopefully someone, and I don't care if it's Brandon James or Joey Minnesota or whoever, puts 'im in his place at Times of Trouble, or whenever the next SWF Title match is.</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(PROMO) Fry Rants About Announcers</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/82_zpse6a685a8.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Duane Fry is in the ring after the break to close out tonight's Supreme TV, and he's got the entire lineup of clients with him - SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo, and The Pain Alliance, Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. In today's top news...The Alpha Dog, Remo Richardson, is STILL your SWF World Heavyweight Champion! But really now, SWF Galaxy. I think you're right when you say I talk about Remo too damn much. Time and again, I point out the obvious to dense people like yourselves when I should be talkin' about more important things. You know what? Enough about Remo. Because I came here to talk about a few other people! And noooooo, I'm not gonna talk about some rickety "SWF Legends" comin' on Old School Supreme TV to relive the lost glory of their youth. I'm gonna talk about the VOICES of the SWF...the men and woman who bring you Supreme TV week after week. I'm here to dish some dirt...and I know how you people LOVE it when people dish out some dirt. But in the spirit of the occasion, we're gonna kick it OLD-SCHOOL and take a trip down Memory Lane with our announce team.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Fry pauses as the Supreme-Tron shows a high school photo of Peter Michaels that was supposed to be used in the High Stakes yearbook challenge.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Sorry, High Stakes rookies, I know you've got a Yearbook Challenge comin' up soon...but I'll solve this one for you. This fat tub o'lard - and you see his many nerdy activities and membership in the National Honor Society - and his membership in the high school football team as its mascot...is Peter Michaels in 1978.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - First-string offensive line and 3.65 GPA, and that's more than you ever achieved back when you were in high school!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Yeah? Well, look who's achieved more at the age of 31! When you were 31, you were still workin' the bush leagues, tryin' desperately to make ends meet, with three young daughters to feed and a wife beggin' you day and night to leave the wrestling business and get a REAL job! As I said earlier, that mutton chop-wearin' doofus is Peter Michaels, the so-called "Dean of SWF Announcers." What are his credentials? Well, he's got every cliche in the book ready to drop at a moment's notice. He's friends with our Owner and Chairman, Richard Eisen. He's got that down-home Texas charm and lovable, Santa Claus-without-the-beard vibe about him. And speaking of achievements at 31...how 'bout y'all fans of the Dean take a look at THIS?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>With that, the Supreme-Tron shows a headline from 1991 - "MICHAELS TO TAKE TIME OFF FROM TWL, ENTERING ALCOHOL REHAB"</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Looks like somebody needs a little help from The Sober Police! Lemme see if I can convince Jax and Squeeky to take you on a li'l Rehab Cruise, Peter...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Michaels</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - That was 23 years ago, Duane, and everyone I work with knows that I've beaten the bottle!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Yeah? Then tell me why I always see you with a bottle in hand? Is it NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER you're drinking, Peter? Then why would you even have a beer if it's non-alcoholic? Pathetic DRUNK! </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(pauses)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> And now, for the cheesecake. The pretty face in the announce table, the fine-looking lady who's just that - just another pretty face with no charisma, no announcing talent, and a fine pair you-know-where that she wanted to flaunt for SWF Magazine a few years back! Parents, cover your children's eyes, and if there are any of you night shift goofs or overtime workers watchin' this in the office, CHANGE THE CHANNEL, because it's time for the SWF...to go NSFW.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>We then see some very steamy pictures of Ana Garcia on the Supreme-Tron - these are actual photos from a 2009 photoshoot with SWF Magazine, though in real life, she declined to put them on there because she felt they were a bit too racy.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Hand-bra on the announce table. My God, Ana, what are your tween girl fans gonna say? And WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO when they find out that you wanted those pics on SWF Magazine, only for the editor - me - to reject 'em because...because...PG? Looks like Little Ms. Overaged Teen Pop Star was pullin' a Miley Cyrus back in 2009!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>A. Garcia</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - For your information, Duane, it was the OTHER WAY AROUND. It was YOU who wanted those photos on there, and it was I who asked that they not go on the magazine! And those were tasteful photos, mind you.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - I know, Ana.</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - And who do we have left? Jerry Eisen? Man, if your name was Jerry Smith or Jerry Jones, you wouldn't be workin' in the SWF. You'd be flippin' burgers at the age of 38 instead of screamin' like a little girl whenever your favorite SWF Superstars get the short end of the stick! I've got a little Throwback Tuesday of my own for you, Jerry, don't think you're gettin' off easy just because you weren't calling The World is Watching last Sunday...</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>That "Throwback Tuesday" is a college newspaper headline from 1995, back when Jerry Eisen was a college sophomore - "SWF SCION AMONG TAU ALPHA EPSILON BOYS SUSPENDED FOR FRAT HOUSE SHENANIGANS AT BETA SIGMA."</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>J. Eisen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - Big deal, Duane. I was 19 years old back then. I was in college. We all did stupid things in our teens. Is that the best you can do?!?!?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - To be honest, Jerry, it isn't. But I think I've done a pretty good job EXPOSING you three and lettin' the SWF Galaxy know that you aren't as perfect as you're cracked up to be. Me? I'm the perfect announcer. I'm the perfect manager, and people are actually comin' to me and askin' me to guide their careers. Right, Scott? Right, Kurt?</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN', SWF GALAXY!!!!! IFDEWASAWAY FOR ME AN' KURT TO TAKE OVER FROM THOSE THREE, WE'D DO IT!!!! COZ DA PAIN AWWIANCE...WE DON'T KEEP NO DITTYLILSECRETZ!!!! WE AH WHOM WE AH, AND THAT'S THE SCOURAGE </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>(scourge)</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> OFFDA BRONX, THREE-TIE...THREE-TIE...THREE!!!! TIE!!!! WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS...AND HEEYAH IN SUPWEME TEE-VEE TA' STAY, THANKS TO OUR CHARUZZMATIC MANNIJAH, DOOOOOWAAAAAAAYYYYYNE FRY!!!!!!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Laramee</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - What you two said!</em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Fry</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> - And most of all, I am the Casey Stengel, the Vince Lombardi, the Phil Jackson, the General Patton, the Admiral Horatio Nelson, the Julius Caesar, the Scipio Africanus, the STRATEGIST and WAR GENERAL behind the ascent of the Alpha Dog. I am the man behind the renewed dominance of the man who doesn't need all this Old School SWF baloney. Why dwell on yesterday when you can focus on what you have today? And what I have today...is the MOST DOMINATING SPECIMEN IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT...YOUR SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...RRRRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!! </em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';">(ANGLE) Remo and Valiant End Up in Wild Brawl</span></strong></em></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/79_zps39a33693.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><em>Having said their piece, Duane Fry and Peter Michaels start jawing at each other at ringside, and The Pain Alliance and Remo surround the Dean, trying to intimidate him. But that's interrupted by the arrival of Valiant, who's with Lobster Warrior and Nicky Champion, as the Champions of Honor start brawling with Fry's still-unnamed faction! All six men are brawling as Michaels appears too shaken to make the closing remarks for tonight's Supreme TV.</em></em></em></div><em><em><em></em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - It's okay, Peter...everything is being put under control. </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - THE NERVE OF DUANE FRY!!! How could Duane Fry carry out these acts of BULLYING?!?!? Hasn't he done enough already? He injured my neck, he called me every name in the book and made me look like a fool on The World is Watching. What more does he want?</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - I wish I knew, Peter. Once I thought that all he wanted was to give Remo what he deserves, and to manage his career and give him a World title. And he got that. But it seems as if Duane will never be happy until he makes us look bad and turns the SWF Galaxy against us! But hey, those headlines and pics were harmless. I haven't been 19 for, well, 19 years, you've beaten your personal demons, and Ana, if I may add, is the perfect combination of beauty and brains in the announce table!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - And it's not like those racy SWF Magazine pics were the only such pics of mine when I was younger...</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Duane Fry was talking about not dwelling on yesterday, but that's what he just did!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> </span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"> - Whatever the case is, I'm shaken up. And I will NOT take this lightly anymore! For Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Goodnight, SWF Galaxy!</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em><em> </em></em></p><p><em><em> </em></em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">85/B+</span></strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong><span style="color:#006400;">78/B</span></strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> Increased Popularity in 8 Regions</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.86</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> </strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em><p><em><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong> Trending on Twitter - #OldSchoolSupremeTV #Remo #DuaneFry #ShutUpDuane #RichMoney #BrandonJames #LouieTheWorm #JayChord #Edd #HashtagEdd #AngryGilmore #BarryBowen #GuruSWF</strong></em></em></div><em><em><strong></strong></em></em></div></blockquote>

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"The Strip Club Mutiny"

 

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Some random Philly strip club near the Wells Fargo Center

11:45 p.m.

 

Back in the day, the best way to "haze" a rookie, or anyone new to the SWF, was to feed him to Big Smack Scott. J-Sense's SWF debut came versus the Smacker. Scotty and Kurt didn't give Dean Ansell a hard time when The All-Americans debuted against The Pain Alliance, but Scotty in particular took a lot of liberties with Des. And though it wasn't on the same level as the accident I had with Charles Avatar, the Smacker did cause a severe concussion to this indie veteran who was supposed to debut in the SWF in 2013 - Sgt. Bubba Lee West, who had just signed with TCW. That's why the age-old practice of having The Pain Alliance rough up newcomers in the ring was quietly discontinued. I was fortunate, and so were the Partay Dudez, but then again, the Partay Dudez were heels.

 

Or so I thought. The Champions of Honor were unique in the sense that it was three guys in one stable with three distinct feuds, but everyone supporting each other in their respective storylines. I still had my storyline with Vengeance, but since I was supposed to help Valiant in his feud with Remo, that meant I'd be trading blows with the Smacker too. And boy, did they hurt. The man simply had no regard for anyone's safety, and I was walking around the girlie bar dazed and confused as Scotty briefed us on the state of the SWF locker room.

 

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"For sure, boys, one of the Eisens is gonna take over from Peter," said Scott as he slipped a Ben Franklin into the stripper's g-string. "I can't really say our little plan at the Battle for Supremacy drove Pete Mike out, since we all know he's got a boner on Nicky, and vice versa..."

 

"No way, Scotty!", countered Robert Darkness, who didn't like Peter that much either. "Pete's got a boner on Khoklov! It's Tricky Rick who's got a thing for guys like Nicky and that Andres Thundercloud what's-his-name from RIPW."

 

"Bottom line is, we've gotta work harder in stickin' it to the Klubb," continued Kurt, serving as the voice of reason. Scotty wasn't speaking much now as he stared at the buxom beauties taking their clothes off and seductively dancing to Jon Bon Jovi's "Blaze of Glory." Before we knew it, he was onstage, being caressed by two of the strippers as we hooted and hollered. Once again, this Anti-Klubb meeting degenerated into another case of drunken wrestlers behaving badly at the girlie bar. This I could say about the Anti-Klubb - with Big Smack Scott as our leader, we weren't going anywhere but in circles.

 

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Des sensed as much as we talked things over in the men's room.

 

"You gotta take over from Scotty," said Des. "No doubt about it, we all like you. The Smacker? Most of us are just playin' along with the guy, because you wouldn't want him as an enemy."

 

"I dunno, Des. This was his idea, his brainchild. But you're right. All we do after the show is get wasted. Us on alcohol, DuBois on weed. We ogle strippers, stumble into our hotel rooms at 4 a.m., but we really aren't getting anything done."

 

"And you're a natural leader! I've known you since our USPW days, man, and I've seen you lead by example. The Smacker? He leads by shovin' his opinions down our throats!'

 

"I'm gonna have to give it some thought."

 

I had just finished washing my face when I received a text from...yes indeed, who else can it be but Ms. Emma Chase?

 

"Fxck Jerry. Acting like he's my bf. T_T"

 

Looks like trouble in Klubb-adise!

 

 

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

1:30 a.m.

 

I was still in the same strip club. Still texting Emma. And finding out more and more about what a person Jerry Eisen was. And as it turned out, he and Emma were indeed friends. With benefits. But Emma didn't see Jerry as anything more than a friend, because just like his brother, Jerry loved playing the field. And now that Jerry wanted to take their relationship to the next level, he was getting put in the friendzone. That led to Jerry causing a scene at the bar where everyone else was drinking, and I so wanted to console Emma in person and not have to sit in an Anti-Klubb meeting that wasn't really an Anti-Klubb meeting.

 

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"Hey Nicky! Are you even listening to me? Who's that you're texting?"

 

"No one, Scotty, just a ring rat."

 

"You f---in' liar. It's been weeks since your last rat."

 

"I think I better be going."

 

"Not so fast, Nicky, you aren't goin' anywhere until you tell us who's the lucky girl you've been texting."

 

Jamie Hernandez/Mainstream, who was slowly becoming more assertive, spoke up in my defense. "Look, Scott, Nicky already said he has to be going."

 

"SHUT UP! We're all friends here, havin' a great time at the club, and shovin' our middle fingers up the Klubb's collective asses. And Pete Mike and Sam Stragavelli's favorite son appears to be hidin' something from us! Who's the girl, huh? Is it someone we know?"

 

Silence fell across our table as Scotty was really getting to be quite menacing.

 

"You f---in' around with one of our Starlets? Who is it?"

 

I didn't answer at first, and it looked like the Smacker wanted to beat the crap out of me. Then again, I felt that this was a case of damned if you do, damned if you don't. So I decided to come clean.

 

"It's Emma."

 

"YOU F---IN' TRAITOR!!!", screamed the Smacker, as The New Darkness Warriors lunged from their chairs to hold him back. "I knew you were a lyin', two-faced traitor, Nicky Champion...F---IN' JUDAS!!!"

 

"Look, Scott, it's not what you think, okay? She's not like the rest of the Klubb."

 

"Yeah, but she's TASTED everyone in the Klubb. Both Eisen boys. Jim Brandon. F---in' Remo "Buster" Richardson. She did it with everyone in DaVE as Sammy Bach drank in the bar with Teddy F---in' Powell. Right now I'm gonna bet she's with one of the oldsters. Richie Pangrazzio, perhaps?"

 

I just couldn't take any more of Scott's belligerent behavior. "You know what your problem is, Scott? You hate and distrust of everybody. Now I'm not saying that I feel differently 'bout the Klubb now that I'm hitting it off with Emma. But if I had to choose between a faction like this where all we do is goof off in the titty bars instead of talking actual plans, and getting picked on by the Eisens, Brandon and Remo just so I can be with Emma, I'd rather choose the latter."

 

"So you're joining the Klubb now, are 'ya?"

 

"I DIDN'T SAY I'M JOINING THE KLUBB!" I think I screamed loud enough for the DJ to stop playing music through the P.A. "All I'm saying is...this backstage faction's gotta have good leadership or else I'm outta here."

 

After a few seconds of silence, the rest of the Anti-Klubb as we knew it started to speak up.

 

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"F--- this shit. Nicky's right."

 

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"I'm with Nicky."

 

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"Y'all don't even need to ask me. I say Nicky leads this little faction."

 

Soon enough, everyone except Kurt had somehow accepted me as the Anti-Klubb's new leader. Kurt quickly apologized for the Smacker's behavior as they excused themselves to leave the club...and possibly leave the Anti-Klubb as well.

 

Well, if I'm really the leader now, the first thing on the agenda would be simple - give the faction a damn name.

[kieranforthewin]

Klubb:Klubb Harder

[Bigjondalegend]

Poor smacker. Can't play well with others... Think Emma has lol Nicky nose wide open lol

[3rdStringPG]

<p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Michael J. Hagan Arena (Pennsylvania, Tri-State)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, April 24, 2014</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Old-School Supreme TV (87/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>We take a look at the Supreme TV that was, and all the Old School memories that were relived on the event - these include Sam Keith's "double swerve", where he came about as a face only to announce the heel Christian Faith as his tag partner against Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley, then got beaten down by Faith for failing to put the brash babyfaces away. We also see glimpses of Louie "The Worm" Williams running in to help Rich Money in his match against Brandon James, and The Guru supervising Barry Bowen's total abuse of power as he beat down referee Darren Smith for playing it honest in the Commish's match against Angry Gilmore.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Keith Wins Week 7 Mentor's Poll (72/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>High Stakes has yet another Mentor's Poll just one week after Lenny Brown and Frankie Perez both got eliminated, and Melanie Florence and Peter Michaels are in the ring to announce this week's rankings, and tease the possible elimination of yet another rookie. Once again, the winner of this Mentor's Poll gets three immunity points, while the bottom two (not three) will be called out before the end of High Stakes to see whether the mentors and the SWF Galaxy think they should stay...or whether they should go. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> This week's Mentor's Poll rankings and previous week's rankings in parentheses are:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 1. Matthew Keith (3)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 2. Findlay O'Farraday (2)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 3. Skye Sunlight (1)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 4. Michael Wilmington III (4)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 5. Spencer Spade (6)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 6. Calum (5)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Before Matthew Keith can speak, he is cut off by mentor Eric Eisen, who says Matt only got to number one this week because he had "stuck his business in Old School Supreme TV." After about a minute more getting berated by Eisen, Keith speaks up and says that he's going to demand that somebody else mentor him for the rest of the competition - it could be Lobby, it could be Steve Frehley, it could be anyone else, but not an insecure spoiled brat like Eric Eisen. Eisen, feeling disrespected, tries to charge at Keith, but reels back when he sees Keith's fellow babyface rookies Skye Sunlight and Mike Wilmington stepping up in his defense.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>MENTOR'S POLL WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - M. Keith. Matthew Keith gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money) (53/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Findlay O'Farraday defeated Michael Wilmington III</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 5:06 by pinfall with an Atomic Spinebuster. (Mentors Brandon James and Rich Money continued their ongoing rivalry and nearly came to blows at ringside after Wilmington had floored O'Farraday with a Russian legsweep.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And those two blokes are at it again...Rich Money and Brandon James, who just faced each other two nights ago in a rematch for the SWF Title...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Commissioner Bowen has been hard at work at planning things for our next big event, Times of Trouble, and I think it's just right he gives his friend Rich Money a good challenge in Brandon James. And, if he knows what's right for the SWF and the SWF Galaxy, he's gonna want to ban anyone AND everyone from ringside, because you know how the Moneyman can swing things in his favor...</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Money Hypes O'Farraday (74/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In this first of three pre-recorded videos, Rich Money is asked about who, aside from his own rookie, has the most potential to win High Stakes. Money calls that a "stupid question" and says that there's only one man who's Money enough to win High Stakes, and that's his own rookie, Findlay O'Farraday. Money puts over O'Farraday's strength and size, as well as his hunger and his "cutthroat desire to win" the first season competition.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Karaoke Challenge (68/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/faa1fc28-147c-4ebb-9a10-6261daa75aa4_zps1f34eeef.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Peter Michaels and Melanie Florence call this "one of the most fun High Stakes challenges", and it's an American Idol-style karaoke challenge with three judges playing the roles of Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, and Simon Cowell respectively - Des Davids, Louise Cannon, and, showing off his best English accent, Mainstream. The bowl contains six mentor theme songs, and each rookie will draw one paper from the bowl and have 30 seconds to sing the song listed on the paper. Each judge would then rate the rookies on a scale of 1-10 and give their corresponding critique. Whoever has the highest total score at the end of the challenge gets two immunity points to his name.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> The results of the challenge are as follows:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>1. Michael Wilmington III</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "Surefire (Never Enough)" (Econoline Crush - Eric Eisen's theme song) - </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>18/30</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Mike Dawg, dude, baby, you know I like how you sang every lyric...shows me that, y'know, you can sing the phone book and turn it into a number one hit! But that was the chorus, and y'know, it struck me as kinda pitchy! But that wasn't bad, dawg, not bad at all. (6/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Mike, you are so adorable, the way you sing that chorus, it tells me that nothing will ever be enough for you... (9/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't know what sounds better - the sound of two cats doing the nasty whilst I try to get some beauty sleep, or the sound of Michael Wilmington butchering Eric Eisen's ring theme. (3/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>2. Findlay O'Farraday</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "Crazy" (Patsy Cline - Marc DuBois' victory theme song) </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(10/30)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Fin Dawg, you know I haven't heard that song for a while...no offense, Marky, but I think somebody's gonna lose their hair tonight. But after I heard that rendition of yours, Fin Dawg, I was like, "dude, I can live my entire life without havin' to hear that classic country weeper ever again!" What happened, baby? You were all mumbly, you were makin' your own lyrics, and I couldn't understand a damn thing! (3/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It wasn't the best rendition of "Crazy" I ever heard, but what the hell, I'm drunk, I'm gonna let it pass and JKfhkjfbkjvbkjdb... (6/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Three words, Findlay. Pack your bags. (1/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>3. Spencer Spade</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "Money" (Pink Floyd - Rich Money's theme song) </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(20/30)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Spence Dawg, Spence Dawg, Spence Dawg! What can I say, man, that version of the Pink Floyd classic was...kinda pitchy at parts...but you did good, dawg, and you showed all of the SWF Galaxy tonight that you're IN IT TO WIN IT, BABY!!!! (8/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sounding like a drunk female version of Frito Pendejo from Idiocracy)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I like money. (9/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Pink Floyd? Who even listens to those acid-heads these days? Today's music is short, sweet, sugary, and written by committees of four to six people who write 20 words between themselves. I can't really blame you for your song choice, since you were picking at random. Breaks of the game, as the Yanks would say. But I do blame you entirely, 100 percent, for that rubbish performance. Awful. (3/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>4. Calum</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "Famous" (Puddle of Mudd - Brandon James' theme song) </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(26/30)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Calm Dawg, Corn Dawg, Cal Dawg, you were such a DAWG out there tonight, DAWG! Michael Jackson's Xscape isn't even out yet and it felt like I was hearin' it tonight! But that's the thing, dawg. Your song choice wasn't the type of song that deserved an MJ touch to it. And that Moonwalk of yours...he did it so much better! But in terms of pure vocal talent, dawg, you can completely sing the phone book and turn it into a PLATINUM RECORD! (7/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I want to be famous too, Calum, and your beautiful rendition of that 'oughts rocker was...just gorgeous...somebody spike my Coke for me, alrighty? (9/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've worked with Leona Lewis. Il Divo. One Direction. And I made 'em stars. I've heard the 24/7 Partay Dudez, and they are, the biggest overnight sensations in music, baby, baby, baby. But you, Calum, were completely transcendent, completely worthy of mention alongside those illustrious names. Bravo, Calum. Bravo. (10/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>5. Matthew Keith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "I Feel Love" (Donna Summer version - Frederique A. Garcia's theme song) </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(22/30)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The queen of disco be smilin' down on you tonight, Matt Dawg, you gave a whole lotta justice to that disco classic, even if you, at some points, were kinda pitchy! But I guess a lot of it has to do with luck, Matt Dawg...when all you gotta sing is "I feel love", those 30 seconds go by like a breeze! You, my friend, are IN IT TO WIN IT! (8/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Huh? What just happened? Can you sing that again, Matthew? Ah, whatever. I'll just give you any grade. (10/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Absolutely horrid. All you have to sing are three words, and each of those words were torture to my ears. Do I feel love? No, Matthew. I feel like smashing a guitar on the back of your head. Don't quit your day job, okay? (4/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>6. Skye Sunlight</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" (Slade version - The Awesomeness' theme song) </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(21/30)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Davids</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What are the odds, Skye Dawg? What are the odds that you'd pick your own mentors' theme? Now I've heard a lot about your musical exploits over in ATL, and I am not surprised that you are one of Atlanta's most promising vocalists. And a promising wrestler too! You had stretched that speakin' baritone and turned it into a piercing tenor...you were totally singin' the phone book out there! You were awesome! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(claps his hands five times)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>(9/10)</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What hair dye do you use, Skye? See, Marky and Joe can't seem to agree whether I should dye my hair purple or green, so I was like, boys, I'm gonna do both! About the song? I'm sorry...were you the guy who sung Puddle of Mudd MJ-style? (9/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Mainstream</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You...are a singer in a band? Are all your bandmates deaf, or are they just so incredibly schewpid that they hired you because of your look? That was the drizzling shites, mate, and it deserves to be graded accordingly. (3/10)</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The scores are tallied, and Calum is named the winner of this challenge. As Calum celebrates by doing another terrible version of the Moonwalk, and yelling "OWWWWW!!! C'MON GIRL!" just like the King of Pop used to, the announcers debate on whether that challenge win would be enough to save him from elimination.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Calum (26/30). Calum gets two immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Brown Psyches Spade Up (24/E)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Lenny Brown may have been eliminated, but he's psyching up his good buddy Spencer Spade behind the scenes, telling him to "ditch the crazy man like I ditched Frehley." Spade, however, tells Brown that "that's what got you eliminated in the first place!" Brown pauses, thinks for a moment, and continues warning Spade that the mentors are out to get anyone from Supreme University, but Spade tells his best friend not to worry, because "this is MY time, MY ring, MY Spade Wrestling Federation."</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Calum vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (42/D)(</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Spencer Spade defeated Calum</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 5:52 by pinfall with a Supreme Stunner. (Calum continued working his MJ-alike gimmick, Moonwalking before going for a Honey Trap and celebrating a facebuster with a loud, piercing "OWWWWW!!!")</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I don't know who's more of a nutter now...Spencer Spade's mentor Marc DuBois, or High Stakes rookie Calum!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It seems as if Calum is hopin' his accurate-enough Michael Jackson impersonations will save him from elimination, but the way I see it, he might be Moonwalkin' his way back to his male modeling job once this night is over!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Calum had gone for the Honey Trap at the last few seconds, but he definitely took too long, and the move was easily blocked by Spade. Not the first time he's taken too long with that move, and you're right, Sammy. Calum may have done himself in with tonight's underwhelming match against Spencer Spade.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) James Hypes Sunlight (70/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Brandon James is the second mentor to be asked whom he believes has the potential to win High Stakes aside from his own rookie, and unlike Rich Money, he actually answers the question, going with Skye Sunlight. James says Sunlight can do things he himself can't, such as stave off elimination in battle royals, and pull off daredevil moves in the ring, and that the SWF can never have too many people who can do the things Sunlight can do. Very mumbly promo, but at least James is trying...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Pinata Challenge (74/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The pinata challenge is one, according to Melanie Florence and Peter Michaels, that tests how well the High Stakes rookies communicate with their mentors, and the goal is to follow the mentors' instructions while blindfolded, smash the pinata, and grab as many High Stakes Dollars as possible within one minute. Not surprisingly, the High Stakes Dollars have Rich Money's face on them.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> The results:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 1. Wilmington (HS$5,100)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 2. O'Farraday (HS$4,600)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 3. Sunlight (HS$2,500)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 4. Spade (HS$2,200)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 5. Keith (HS$0) - Eric Eisen deliberately misled Keith, preventing him from even smashing the pinata.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 6. Calum (DISQUALIFIED) - Calum took off his blindfold at the 20 second mark and was instantly disqualified by Michaels. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Wilmington. Michael Wilmington III gets two immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Eric Eisen Hypes O'Farraday (72/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Last, but not the least, we hear Eric Eisen talk about the rookie aside from his own whom he feels has the best chance of winning High Stakes. Eisen says that this is an easy question, because Matthew Keith is "hopeless" and he doesn't get why the other mentors like him so much. It's Findlay O'Farraday whom Eisen feels could win it, and just like Rich Money, he likes the big guy because of his size and strength. "And furthermore, he respects his mentor and does what he's told to!", sneers Eisen in conclusion.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Matthew Keith (w/Eric Eisen) vs Skye Sunlight (w/The Awesomeness) (56/C-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith defeated Skye Sunlight</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 9:04 when Skye Sunlight was disqualified when Eric Eisen ran in and attacked Matthew Keith. (Another great babyface encounter that shows both men giving their all and showing off their best moves, just like the previous Keith vs Wilmington. Eric Eisen tries to stop Keith from winning by running in with a chair, but Darren Smith catches him in the act and calls for a DQ. Sunlight looks very upset by Eisen's run-in, and so do The Awesomeness.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Isn't there a way Eric Eisen can be removed as mentor? The man is obviously trying to sabotage his rookie Matthew Keith's chances of winning!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It's going to be up to myself and Peter Michaels to make that decision, and you know what, Marvin? I think it's high time somebody did something about Eisen. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, it's a good thing that both Keith and Skye Sunlight finished in the top three on the last Mentor's Poll, and even better that the mentors seem to like both of those young men for how they've performed so far.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) High Stakes Eliminations (76/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Bottom two rookies Spencer Spade and Calum are called out into the ring by Peter Michaels, as the Dean cuts to the chase - SWF App votes have not favored either of them, with only 47 percent voting "Yes" for Spade to stay in the competition and 34 percent voting "Yes" for Calum. Hence, says Michaels, it will all come down to the mentors and their decision on which of the bottom two will stay or go.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Michaels asks Spade to step back, then asks him to take two steps forward, as he delivers the mentors' verdict - Spade continues to be a "pain in the butt" for the mentors, but his talent, his confidence, and his ability to execute the right moves at the right time, make him worth keeping around until at least the ninth week, which is when the next Mentor's Poll would be. That said, five out of seven mentors want Spade to stay. As for Calum, Michaels says that his winning the karaoke challenge did little to convince the mentors that he deserves to continue; Calum's poor judgment in matches and, to a lesser degree, his attitude, have been his main weaknesses so far. Only one mentor out of seven not named Freddy Garcia think Calum should say, so it's an easy decision for tonight - </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Calum's High Stakes Season 1 adventure is over, while Spencer Spade survives for another two weeks or so.</strong></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Asked about how he feels about his early elimination, Calum has this to say, and he's still trying to sound like Michael Jackson...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Calum</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You haven't seen half of what Calum could do out there. You haven't seen me sing or dance before today, and OWWWWWWW!!!!, you haven't seen me strut my tush like I do in my REAL job. This isn't the end of the road, SWF Galaxy...this isn't the final catwalk strut...and Freddy's gonna make sure you won't have to wait too long...for Calum's ravishing return to the SWF. C'MON, GIRL!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">UPRISING:</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, thank goodness we don't have to deal with Duane Fry this week! Did you see how he embarrassed Peter and Ana on the last Uprising?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Sure did, Marv. Never met an announcer as antagonistic as Duane Fry, but I echo your sentiments. Thank God he's not here, because tonight we are bein' joined by High Stakes rookie Mike Wilmington, who got this guest spot by winnin' last week's second promo challenge! I'm Sammy Curran, with Marv Earnest and Mike Wilmington, and we're coming to you from the Michael J. Hagan Arena in Philadelphia...home of the St. Joseph's University Hawks! Great to have you onboard, Mike.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And it's great to have this chance to call tonight's Uprising matches, especially with the lineup we've got! We've got Jackson Marlowe using his rematch clause and facing Captain Atomic for the North American Title. We've got a Hair vs Hair Match featuring the two longhairs of The Awesomeness vs Joe Sexy and the similarly long-haired Marc DuBois, The Sex Maniacs. And we've got a curious matchup - originally, #Edd was supposed to appear on Supreme TV AND Uprising this week, but his match against Rogue was, just this Tuesday, turned into a North American number one contender match featuring Rogue vs Joey Minnesota!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That...was a real head-scratcher. Minnesota, as we've learned, was not given the opportunity to use the rematch clause and get another match against Rich Money for the SWF Title. Instead, Commissioner Barry Bowen went ahead and booked J-Minny vs Rogue in a match to determine Captain Atomic's next challenger for the North American Title!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But as Mr. Bowen would always say, he's the Commissioner, man. Speaking of authority, we hear Joey Minnesota plans to appeal to Uprising GM Eric Tyler, but if we do see him up against Rogue, that should make for an interesting appetizer for Awesomeness vs Sex Maniacs, which was confirmed last week to be tonight's main event.</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Oro (w/Plata) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen) (34/E+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/fca53991-bbb6-4270-b376-4c56494861ed_zps91a08620.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/243543fb-990c-47bc-a8c2-7db75d85044d_zpsb55ab54f.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Enforcer Allen defeated Oro</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:17 by pinfall with a Primus Scream Therapy.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Eugene Machine vs Roger Cage (47/D+)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Roger Cage's SWF singles debut]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/41469589-b662-4206-b65a-06afa2fd15c6_zps2db6c0ab.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Roger Cage defeated Eugene Machine</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:56 by pinfall with a PUA Plunge. (Cage cut a promo before the match asking the geeky Eugene Machine - who is better known as MAW's Mean Jean Cattley - to pay him for use of his premium hotline. Machine says, in a scared voice, that indie wrestling only pays so much and asks for another week to pay, but immediately gets beaten up by Cage before the bell rings.)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, I guess you can say that Roger Cage wrestles better than he gives advice!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You can say that again, Mike. As we said, Eugene Machine is a local talent from the Philly area...Roger Cage had hinted on Tuesday at Supreme TV that Eugene was a customer whose credit card got rejected. And that, I guess, is his way of collecting his debt. </span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Tyler Tries Intimidating Minnesota (67/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/65ec3ec4-6434-4de8-92c4-0e6fa98fba41_zpse97e08f2.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Joey Minnesota is in Uprising GM Eric Tyler's office, and it's obvious he doesn't feel he should be "slumming" for the North American title. He tries to make this known to the notoriously old-school "Traditionalist", though his pleas end up falling on deaf ears.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Mr. Tyler, I...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Joey! My, Joey, I didn't even know you were working here already! So glad to see you again!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Listen here, Mr. Tyler, I didn't come here for your plastic-fantastic long-time-no-see BS. I came here because the idiot Commissioner who runs Supreme TV...y'know, Barry Bowen...wants me to fight Rogue in a number one contender match. For the NORTH AMERICAN TITLE. Just four days ago, I came this close to beatin' Rich Money for the SWF Title. And now I have to fight for a title shot I don't even want? There's such a thing as a rematch clause, y'know, and if I remember right, you used those clauses against me quite a few times. Here. In the Philly area, y'know? Jersey? On occasion, New York? Danger and Violence Extreme?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, Joey, spare me the history lesson. I know what a rematch clause is, and that allowed us to have all those epic battles back in the old company. And you haven't changed indeed from our time together wrestling for peanuts in the Tri-State area! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as his smile changes to a frown)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You're still the crybaby you once were at DaVE. What Mr. Bowen booked you in is outside of my jurisdiction, and if I were you, I'd stop my complaining and man up to my responsibility. You're a good kid, Joey Minnesota. Just a bit stubborn, whiney, and ungrateful towards your booking.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yeah, but Mr. Bowen booked me on YOUR show. You should be able to do something about it. It was supposed to be #Edd vs Rogue, not Minnesota vs Rogue.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, I can't. And Captain Atoms needs a challenger, doesn't he? You've got enough talent to beat the Wrath of God, so show me you got that talent.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Wrath of God? What is Mr. Tyler even talking about?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - He's referring to Jack Giedroyc's old name, way, way before he decided to call himself Rogue. And Captain Atoms? Sheesh. Mr. Tyler may say he does the research now, but he sure makes a lot of mistakes with those names.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic © vs Jackson Marlowe (w/Squeeky McClean)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Rematch]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action and average heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Captain Atomic defeated Jackson Marlowe</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 9:23 by pinfall with a Mushroom Cloud. During the match we also had Squeeky McClean distract Captain Atomic. Captain Atomic makes defense number 3 of his SWF North American title. (Squeeky McClean was on commentary with Earnest, Curran, and Wilmington and spent most of his time talking about their plans to make the tag team division "a squeaky-clean division.")</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So let me get this straight. You're not too bothered by Marlowe's loss against Captain Atomic because you want to try your luck in the tag division as Sober Police?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>McClean</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That was another TAINTED VICTORY, Marvin. See, the "radioactive juice" Captain Atomic gets dosed on isn't actually plutonium or uranium. It's the same kind of radioactive juice favored by the likes of Barry Bonds. Mark McGwire. Jose Canseco. Canseco wrote a whole book about that juice, and...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We get the idea, Squeeky. And we know Captain Atomic has never ran afoul of the SWF's policies...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>McClean</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's because he never got caught! But let us see. Des Davids will be in next Tuesday's number one contender match for the tag titles, and if he chooses Atomic as a partner, that's gonna make TWO juice freaks fighting for a match against the Amazingly Drunken and Stoned Bumfholes!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You don't even know if Des Davids is...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>McClean</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - HE'S A FOOTBALL LINEBACKER! Or WAS a football linebacker. And you know how lax the NCAA and NFL's policies on performance-enhancing substances are!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And you don't even know if you'll be fighting in the number one contender match for the tag titles!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>McClean</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I already stated my case to Mr. Tyler, who, unfortunately, called me "Chilly McFreeze." He's giving it some thought, and you know what, our clean and sober lifestyles do appeal a lot to him.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Frederique Psyches Up 24/7 Partay Dudez (45/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After the commercial break, it is confirmed that Sober Police has just been chosen as the third tag team in the upcoming number one contender match for the SWF World Tag Team Titles, joining The Platinum Blondes and "the tag team of Des Davids' choice." Meanwhile, Frederique A. Garcia is backstage, and he's trying to cheer up the 24/7 Partay Dudez, who, despite being undefeated in tag team action, were not invited to the three-way match. Freddy suggests to the Dudez that their ranks shall be boosted "in a few weeks' time", which is a hint that they may be joined soon by Calum, who was recently eliminated from High Stakes.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Frederique and Prudence Argue (65/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Freddy is then confronted by tag team partner Jamie Lee Prudence, who seems upset that The Platinum Blondes aren't taking this new opportunity too seriously. In an effeminate-sounding voice, Jamie Lee tells Freddy that the "big, muscular, granite-hard Sober Cops [sic]" will be in the three-way match, and so will "former college football stud Des Davids and, I dunno, Ansell or Atomic." Freddy asserts that he's on it, and that he shouldn't be bugged about something he knows he has to take care of, as he's under a lot of stress due to Calum's recent elimination from High Stakes. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Prudence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Admit it, Freddy. The Partay Dudez take up your time now, don't they?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's a bunch of hooey, darling. They already have a manager in the lovely VJ Britney Hollywood. Why'd they need someone like me?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Prudence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - They don't, Freddy, and they're not in the three-way. WE ARE, and this team should be your concern, not those tuneless twerps...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HOW DARE YOU! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(putting his hands on his face)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Prudence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - See? I knew it, Freddy. You're two-timing! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses for a few moments)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> In a tag team sense, that is. Just because Des Davids does it doesn't mean you'll do it too, sugar!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This tag team is still every bit my priority, and all I was tellin' the Dudez was that...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Prudence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whatevs, Freddy. I'll only believe it when we win next Tuesday's match.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Joey Minnesota (w/Brandon James) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money) (64/C)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Number One Contender Match for SWF North American Title]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Rogue defeated Joey Minnesota</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 10:46 by pinfall with a Crashing On after a distraction from Rich Money. Rogue to face Captain Atomic for the SWF North American Title at Times of Trouble. (Minnesota, who had promised not to "mail it in" despite his disdain for the match, was distracted by the sight of Rich Money and Brandon James brawling at ringside.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Joey Minnesota doesn't seem better for his decision to sign for this company. And it's all Rich Money's fault! Every day, Rich Money finds a way to make his foes look bad, and that was the latest example of how.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I see it as a blessing in disguise, one that would allow Minnesota to go for bigger things just as he was prior to tonight. Joey Minnesota may be 0-2 in the SWF so far, but consider the caliber of opponents he's faced. First, the SWF Champion Rich Money, now the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel, Rogue. Without the shenanigans, those two are among the SWF's most talented Superstars. But with the shenanigans, there's hardly a way for those two to lose!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Things had better be changing soon. The fans know Barry Bowen is coddling the Money-Chase Organization, and so does everybody in the locker room. If he's all for justice and equality as he says he is, he'll do something to curb the MCO's tactics somehow!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Don't count on it, Sammy. Bowen will probably announce a move that would make it appear as if he DOES care for justice and equality, but at the end of the day, you know who would benefit from such a move - the MCO, especially Rich Money.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon) (69/C+)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Hair vs Hair Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The Awesomeness defeated The Sex Maniacs</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 10:19 when Huey Cannonball defeated Joe Sexy by pinfall with a Shock And Awe. During the match we also saw Louise Cannon distract Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust. (The match went back-and-forth between both teams, and Huey Cannonball nearly submitted to Marc DuBois' Fruitcake for Everybody. But with Louise Cannon banished from ringside at 9:00 for frequent interference and distraction attempts, the match began to favor The Awesomeness, who have won their first tag team match since late 2013.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, my God. Skye Sunlight must be delighted, as his mentors have finally won a match after all those months of bad luck! For your information, I never lost faith in those guys.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Neither did I, Mike. We knew Huey and Jeff would win one someday, and Shock and Awe the SWF Galaxy just like they did when Jack Bruce brought them to the SWF in 2012.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And here come the barber's chairs! The clippers and the razors! Dawn the Cheerleader , Huey and Jeff are bringing 'em in, and they are gonna SHAVE the hair off of The Sex Maniacs!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Sex Maniacs Lose Their Hair (56/C-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois are safely strapped into the barbers' chairs, and both men seem to be slowly waking up. Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust start out with Sexy, and you can see the agony on his face as he loses his precious hair - it's not long hair, but Sexy, as pointed out, needs that hair to maintain his sex appeal. The Awesomeness then goes to work on Marc DuBois, but suddenly the Michael J. Hagan Arena goes black and 30 seconds later, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>New Darkness Warriors John and Robert Darkness are standing over the fallen Awesomeness, hinting at a new feud for the hard-partying glam rockers.</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Meanwhile, DuBois remains in the barber's chair, too spooked out to celebrate the fact he'll be keeping his hair, while bald-headed Joe Sexy is screaming "LOUISE!!!!! LOUISE!!!!" as Dawn the Cheerleader tries to revive her clients Huey and Jeff...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 7):</strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> O'Farraday 6-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Keith 4-3</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Wilmington 4-3</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Sunlight 4-3</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Spade 3-4</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Calum 1-6 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 7)</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Perez 2-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Brown 1-5 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>IMMUNITY POINTS:</strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> O'Farraday - 7</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Keith - 7</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Wilmington - 6</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Sunlight - 5</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Calum - 2 (ELIMINATED)</div><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">73/B-</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.91</strong></div><p></p></div></blockquote>