SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

3rdStringPG · June 8, 2014

<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, APRIL WEEK 3 2014</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - APRIL 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose ring music for select workers who don't have any (e.g. Joey Minnesota, Edd Stone, Squeeky McClean, Jackson Marlowe, etc.)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> kieranforthewin - 37/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">86%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 34/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">79%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 5/5, +1)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 33/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">77%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> White Dolphin - 33/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">77%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 24/32, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 32/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">74%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 28/43, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFFF00;">65%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 4/5)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Looks like we've got <strong>kieranforthewin</strong> extending his lead with one more week of shows remaining! We do have a close fight for second place, though, and a seven-percentage point lead isn't all that safe with two shows left to predict for the month. Kudos to hydrogen001 for guessing Mean Jean Cattley as my guest from MAW! I see a lot of love for THE ARCHITECT, but since I had named him "Nick Wright" in "real life" (c/o worker name generator), I'm having him team up with the unrelated Robbie Wright as local ham-n-eggers "The Wright Brothers", Orville and Wilbur. Inspiration there comes from Ryback jobbers "Millard Fillmore" and "Rutherford P.S. Hayes."</p><p> </p><p> Quoting Wayne's World, if you book them, they will come. Re-ran Monday Week 3 several times until I got all the old-school stars I wanted, and my working relationships with MAW and CZCW brought Sam Keith and The Guru respectively to the SWF, albeit for one night only. If you notice Louis Williams looking different from his CV97 render, that's because I used one of the free pictures, as he has the exact same render as British manager Mark Moore. And yes, that's a Rich Texan gimmick I gave him, inspired by The Simpsons.</p><p> </p><p> No, I'm not burying Joey Minnesota, just making him appear screwed by the system as one of the SWF's newest, and most hyped hires. The wins will be coming in shortly for J-Minny. Oh, and that match of his against Rogue was a huge disappointment grade-wise. And they don't even have bad chemistry or anything. Tried running the match with Minnesota going over (and not kept strong) and as a pre-show match, and it still gave me a C+ grade.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> [Four-Way Elimination Number One Contender Match for United States Title]</p><p> Comment: Cause of this story I don't think Rich would let Eric go after a "Midcard" title compared to the World Championship. Davids is a face and Squeeky is a heal so ??? is face so Squeeky is heal and should win with Marlowe's help</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Interesting prediction, but with Klubb members Remo and Brandon James safely in the main event, upper midcarder Eric Eisen seems content to fight for a midcard title. Of course, daddy dearest would want more of a push for his son, but first things first. <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Close enough. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> It's actually called "VNIMANIE". You're at least one letter off. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> People of America rise...because the SWF will soon be adding some anti-Americans to its roster! <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> <em>Comment: Someone is willing to be shaved bald on a B-level tv show? I'm guessing Dubios is too over, it has to be the awesomeness... </em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Actually, none of them agreed to have their heads shaved on a B-show when I placed the note. Hence, Joe Sexy losing his hair in a separate angle. DuBois will somehow get to keep his hair, thanks to The New Darkness Warriors interrupting the haircut angle, as it's proven too daunting of a task to create a bald render based on his current one.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>WOW. Just.. wow. That battle for supremacy was better than most royal rumbles the WWE had produced. Really excited now for Angry Gilmore's journey to Supreme Challenge!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks! That praise is probably too lofty, though I tend to enjoy the recent Battle for Supremacy more than I did the last Royal Rumble...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: The following 10 blank comments are still better song lyrics than anything from Nickelback.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> AMEN TO THAT. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Just imagine the future of music once Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne have kids. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> You'll probably have a musical act that's worse than the Partay Dudez.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Klubb:Klubb Harder</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes indeed. (singing off-key) Klubb Hard... (Hard) Hard...down life's rocky road...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigjondalegend" data-cite="Bigjondalegend" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Poor smacker. Can't play well with others... Think Emma has lol Nicky nose wide open lol</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Nope, he can't even lead an Anti-Klubb backstage faction right. Though you'll probably be seeing the Smacker beg Nicky for forgiveness to the point that he's in tears, much like he used to do to KP...</p>

Psycho Sam · June 8, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> People of America rise...because the SWF will soon be adding some anti-Americans to its roster! <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Mwahahahaha! Time to stick in some totally face Quebecs who love their home country and get booed because of it! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> I'm quite interested in Nicky Champion. He seems way different than KP, and it's interesting to see a lot of stuff happen. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

3rdStringPG · June 8, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Might as well thank <strong>Iceisle</strong> for the SWF Legends agers, and just as a teaser, he's done a good job shaving Joe Sexy bald, and dressing up the new hire who will be talked about below. We should be seeing bald-headed Joe Sexy on the coming shows, but before I move on to the next set of predictions, here's the latest SWF Scoop from PWH's Brian Candido...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/ProWrestlingHitsBanner_zps03f35f0d.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Scoop - On Peter Michaels' Replacement as Head Booker, New Hires from Pittsburgh and Japan, Marc DuBois</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Posted by </span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">BRIAN CANDIDO</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> on APRIL 25, 2014</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>MINNESOTA MAY HAVE LEAKED TOP CANDIDATES FOR PETE MIKE'S REPLACEMENT</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Earlier in the week, we had posted a rumor that </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Peter Michaels</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> would be relieved of his booking duties, and a replacement would be named within the next 30 days. That was confirmed shortly thereafter by multiple sources, and it seems as if </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Joey Minnesota</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> may have spilled the beans on Michaels' potential replacements as SWF head booker. In an interview with independent wrestler/podcast host Mark Smart, Minnesota had this to say about the current situation with Michaels...</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><em>"My two losses (to Rich Money and Rogue) were among the last remnants of Peter's shitty booking. The guy never saw me as anything more than a midcarder 'coz of my size, and it's a good thing somebody's done something to get him outta (his post as head booker). Right now, my bros are doing most of the creative stuff, and I can promise you you're gonna see Joey Minnesota fighting for some REAL gold within the year."</em></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><em> </em></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><em> - Joey Minnesota, to Smart Mark Radio's Mark Smart</em></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> The "bros", of course, could very well be brothers </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Eric</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> and </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Jerry Eisen</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, both of whom are actively involved in the SWF's creative team. Minnesota and the Eisen boys did grow up in the same neighborhood, and remain tight up into adulthood, so it's a gimme that he was referring to Eric and Jerry in his interview with Smart. </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>PSW'S ANGELLE, WLW'S MAGNUM KOBE SIGN DEALS WITH SWF</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Rumors have been rife that the SWF will soon be launching an anti-American storyline by next month, and it looks like we have two key players in the storyline now officially part of the Supreme family. PSW valet </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Krissy Angelle</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> has signed a five-year deal with the SWF, and our sources claim she will be playing the role of "Kristina Angelova", a kayfabe Russian manager in the corner of the anti-American tag team's members. One member, it would appear, is already part of the SWF's roster, though it's not quite sure whom creative will be using in that role. Angelle, 28, is a former exotic dancer who debuted on the wrestling scene as part of defunct promotion Babes of Sin City (BSC), and would later find work as Nelson Callum's (a.k.a. Calum in SWF) manager and storyline girlfriend in PSW. </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> The second member of the tag team is </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Magnum Kobe</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, who remains part of the World Level Wrestling (WLW) roster and may have to do a lot of traveling to and from Japan, as he has just been signed to a six-year pay-per-appearance contract with the SWF. Kobe, 29, is known in his home country as one of Japan's most talented, well-rounded wrestlers, and should make an instant impact in the ring. His command of the English language is passable enough, though rumors suggest he will deliberately speak in heavily-accented English, professing his love for America, but not for its people.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>STEVE FLASH'S "FAVORITE" WRESTLER SIGNS TWO-YEAR CONTRACT RENEWAL</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> It seems that the SWF is taking a cautious approach with </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Marc DuBois</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, acknowledging his reemergence as one of Supreme's top midcard performers but also hedging against the possibility his love for the herb may compromise that push and cause him to fail more drug tests. DuBois has been re-signed to the SWF for what is supposedly a higher pay, but for only two additional years. </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> "At the start of the year, no one expected DuBois to be long for the SWF," said a person familiar with the terms of the deal. "But, to his credit, he's been behaving himself more often than he hasn't. Marc will have to keep it up, avoid getting into trouble like he did when he and the Bumfholes had this dust-up in the locker room a few months back, and, for the sake of his career and the SWF's Wellness Policy, keep off the grass."</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Truer words have never been said regarding the talented, yet enigmatic "Can't Miss Prospect" from the Supreme University Class of 2005 alumnus.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>TAGS:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> SWF, SWF Scoop, Peter Michaels, Joey Minnesota, Eric Eisen, Krissy Angelle, Magnum Kobe, Marc DuBois</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>YOU MAY ALSO LIKE:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Jerry Eisen, Emma Chase Have Shouting Match Outside of Philly Club</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> Joey Minnesota Speaks to Smart Mark Radio</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> Rumor - 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3rdStringPG · June 8, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Predictions are now open for the final week of April! Once again, we're squiggly-free this week, though I haven't decided on which CZCW standouts will play the "promising locals" on Uprising...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/RecentlyonSupremeTV_zps7636be51.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...Old School Supreme TV opened up with retired SWF Legend Sam Keith announcing he will be competing in the evening's semi-main event against Jack Bruce and Steve Frehley, having patched up differences with old rival Christian Faith. Though Keith would seemingly share Faith's "what's right will be right again" point of view, he was assaulted by the Supreme Legend for taking the fall against the edgy tandem of Bruce and Frehley.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Though the much-hyped #Edd won his debut match against the guesting Findlay O'Farraday, it wasn't the most auspicious of debuts, as O'Farraday was especially brutal against the "Human Trending Topic", getting disqualified in the end for refusing to let go of a chokehold against the ropes.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Secrets of the Smooth host Roger Cage made his long-awaited singles debut on Uprising, defeating local talent and delinquent customer Eugene Machine, a.k.a. Mean Jean Cattley from MAW. On Old School Supreme TV, he ostensibly announced Rip Chord as his guest for the evening, only to have Jay Chord come out and launch a tirade against his parents. Both Cage and Chord would be attacked, however, by SWF Legend and Rory's Rumpus Room host Rory McCallum, who also had some choice words against the quality of Cage's talk show as compared to his '80s and '90s show, the Rumpus Room.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Old-time SWF Superstars making their one-night returns also included Dread, who teamed up with The New Darkness Warriors and lost against The Amazing Bumfholes, who had their own old school veteran joining them in Joey Flame. First-ever Battle for Supremacy winner Richie Pangrazzio Jr. introduced this year's BFS winner Angry Gilmore, while The Guru was in Barry Bowen's corner, and Louis Williams ran in to interfere in Rich Money's SWF Title defense against Brandon James.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Speaking of Gilmore and Bowen, both men faced off in what may have been a career-ending match for the fan favorite "Angry" and his wife Jessie. Gilmore would end up winning, despite Bowen showing flashes of his old dominance and old manager The Guru frequently popping up for distractions. Enraged at having failed to end Gilmore's SWF career, Bowen would assault official Darren Smith with two Train Wrecks after the latter had decided to play it straight and call the match fair and square. It remains to be seen if Bowen will see it fit to apologize for such an obvious abuse of power...</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...In a four-man elimination match that also featured Dean Ansell, Des Davids, and Squeeky McClean, Eric Eisen would emerge triumphant and become number one contender to Lobster Warrior's United States Title. Ansell, who had previously wrestled as American Machine, would eliminate Davids with a flash roll-up, and unsuccessfully challenge Eisen in the match's last four minutes. Still, Davids has apparently chosen Ansell as his partner for the next Supreme TV, thereby making The All-Americans, and not American Atomic II, one of three teams facing off this Tuesday in a number one contender match for the SWF World Tag Team Titles.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Rich Money continued his figurative reign of terror, using well-timed distractions and interference to A) defeat Brandon James in an overdue SWF Title rematch on Old School Supreme TV, and B) help Rogue become number one contender to the North American Title and deal TCW hire Joey Minnesota his second loss in what has been a disappointing run so far. He will, however, be issuing an open challenge for the SWF Title this Tuesday, as well as announcing "open tryouts" for Paul Huntingdon's replacement in the Money-Chase Organization. Who will step up and accept the Moneyman's title challenge, and who will be deemed worthy enough to join Money, Marat Khoklov, Rogue, and Emma Chase as part of the SWF's longest-running, (arguably) most nefarious stable?</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Jobing.com Arena (Arizona, Southwest)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> April 29, 2014 (Week 4)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Captain Atomic © vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Donnie J vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs Sober Police</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Joey Minnesota vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [six-Man Tag Team Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (High Stakes matches not included)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>When Animals Attack vs A Couple Guys from CZCW</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Swoop McCarthy vs Roger Cage</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> A) Findlay O'Farraday</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> B) Matthew Keith</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> C) Michael Wilmington III</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> D) Skye Sunlight</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> E) Spencer Spade</div></div></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote>

Midnightnick · June 8, 2014

Captain Atomic © vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)

[Non-Title Match]

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Donnie J vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)

Comment:

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)

Comment:

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs Sober Police

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]

Comment:

Joey Minnesota vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)

Comment:

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment:

SWF Uprising

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)

(High Stakes matches not included)

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)

Comment:

When Animals Attack vs A Couple Guys from CZCW

Comment:

Swoop McCarthy vs Roger Cage

Comment:

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)

Comment:

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)

Comment:

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?

A) Findlay O'Farraday

B) Matthew Keith

C) Michael Wilmington III

D) Skye Sunlight

E) Spencer Spade

kieranforthewin · June 9, 2014

<p><strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: hi</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></p><p>

Comment: If Donnie wins this I will cry.</p><p> </p><p>

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs <strong>Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Surely</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Screw Eisen</p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans vs <strong>The Platinum Blondes </strong>vs Sober Police</p><p>

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</p><p>

Comment: Platinum winners</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment: On a bad streak, but surely he'll win this one?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: Pain Alliance(one of them) takes the pin</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</p><p>

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Party.</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs<strong> A Couple Guys from CZCW</strong></p><p>

Comment: Cali Dragons</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs<strong> Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

Comment: I dont think Swoop has much US popularity</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) </strong>vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</p><p>

Comment: I prefer Huey</p><p> </p><p>

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs <strong>John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</strong></p><p>

Comment: I prefer Greed</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

B) Matthew Keith</p><p>

C) Michael Wilmington III</p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

<strong>E) Spencer Spade</strong></p>

KnowYourEnemy · June 9, 2014

Captain Atomic © vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: No chance in he-double-hockeysticks

Donnie J vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)

Comment: No chance in... you get it.

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)

Comment: Rogue is getting "the push", which makes me think that either Money-Chase is about to implode or Remo has 'transitional champion' feel.

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: Enforcer Allen and Double E get the push with this win over the Bumfholes

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs Sober Police

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]

Comment: Despite recent losses, the former NA Champion is probably the most over worker in this match, and he'll take this by crook (not hook)

Joey Minnesota vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)

Comment: Because breaking kayfabe shoots such as Joey's don't go unpunished, and Dick Eisen needs a reason to promote the Nepotism

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment: Valiant needs the heat more to be a believable champion. SWERVE for the Pain Alliance?

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)

Comment: I'm beginning to think that the Partay Dudez end up as tag champions with the push.... great way to get Stevie over, and they have to be at least lower midcard by now with the wins they're racking up, plus you get to use Freebird rules which are always fun.

When Animals Attack vs A Couple Guys from CZCW

Comment: WAA gets a victory to keep them over enough to job.

Swoop McCarthy vs Roger Cage

Comment: Love Swoop, but he has to show me more before he gets a dub over cage.

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)

Comment: Going with the split here, with the stronger and more over darkness member getting the win.

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)

Comment: Going with the split here.

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?

A) Findlay O'Farraday

B) Matthew Keith

C) Michael Wilmington III

D) Skye Sunlight

E) Spencer Spade

KnowYourEnemy · June 9, 2014

THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, APRIL WEEK 3 2014

Actually, none of them agreed to have their heads shaved on a B-show when I placed the note. Hence, Joe Sexy losing his hair in a separate angle. DuBois will somehow get to keep his hair, thanks to The New Darkness Warriors interrupting the haircut angle, as it's proven too daunting of a task to create a bald render based on his current one.

I have facegen (freeware demo), so I can copy DuBios' features from his old render, and add/modify parts... I could give it a shot. Self was able to make a Ricky DeColt bald render and he has similar hair to Dubois.

hydrogen001 · June 10, 2014

<p>Great show man! Those were very quick turns for Sam Keith right there. Haha.</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Jobing.com Arena (Arizona, Southwest)</p><p>

April 29, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs <strong>Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>Sober Police</strong></p><p>

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: woah!! the smacker's in the main event of supreme TV. booyeah!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</p><p>

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack</strong> vs A Couple Guys from CZCW</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust)</strong> vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball)</strong> vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

B) Matthew Keith</p><p>

<strong>C) Michael Wilmington III</strong></p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

E) Spencer Spade</p>

hydrogen001 · June 10, 2014

<p>Great show man! Those were very quick turns for Sam Keith right there. Haha.</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Jobing.com Arena (Arizona, Southwest)</p><p>

April 29, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs <strong>Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>Sober Police</strong></p><p>

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: woah!! the smacker's in the main event of supreme TV. booyeah!!</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</p><p>

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack</strong> vs A Couple Guys from CZCW</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust)</strong> vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball)</strong> vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

B) Matthew Keith</p><p>

<strong>C) Michael Wilmington III</strong></p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

E) Spencer Spade</p>

Psycho Sam · June 10, 2014

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Jobing.com Arena (Arizona, Southwest)</p><p>

April 29, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs <strong>Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs <strong>Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>Sober Police</strong></p><p>

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment: Bullshittery runs rampant here. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment: Oh yea! Smacking the main event up! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</p><p>

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>A Couple Guys from CZCW</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Jack Bruce and Rich Money are teaming up? </em><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs Roger Cage</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs <strong>Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball)</strong> vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

B) Matthew Keith</p><p>

<strong>C) Michael Wilmington III</strong></p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

E) Spencer Spade</p>

White Dolphin · June 10, 2014

<p><strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Yeah I'm out of silver bullets for now with the lyrics gag.</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs<strong> Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs <strong>Sober Police</strong></p><p>

[Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs Remo and The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Team Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)</p><p>

Thursday, May 1, 2014 (Week 4)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack </strong>vs A Couple Guys from CZCW</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>Roger Cage</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs <strong>Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs <strong>John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Which of the remaining High Stakes rookies will win the Is Your Mentor Your Bro (How Well Do You Know Your Pro) challenge?</p><p> </p><p>

A) Findlay O'Farraday</p><p>

<strong>B) Matthew Keith</strong></p><p>

C) Michael Wilmington III</p><p>

D) Skye Sunlight</p><p>

E) Spencer Spade</p>

3rdStringPG · June 12, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - I hope to have everything up before Saturday, because I've got a packed weekend ahead of me. But predictions are still open for the next few hours, and I've finally come up with a pre-Supreme TV backstage segment...and some additional non-canon backstory for Emma Chase.</p><p> </p><p>

Credits go out to <strong>KnowYourEnemy</strong> for the DuBois bald render! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Yup, Marky ended up getting his locks shorn off after all...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>"Call Me LeBron"</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, April 29, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Jobing.com Arena, Glendale, Ariz.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

6:00 p.m.</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Except for the little cold war I had with the Eisen brothers and the fact that Peter Michaels was due to be replaced as head booker next month, life was pretty good. I was still texting Emma behind the scenes, keeping our budding friendship hush-hush and making plans to get together with her the moment Adam Smithers began shooting on Under My Thumb. And yes, I was learning more and more about Emma, such as the fact that she had an 18-year-old son with her high school boyfriend. Kid was supposedly using the ring name "Chase Chase" and training with the likes of Brandon James. And unlike PJ Strong, who was built like an NBA point guard, Chase Chase was HUGE, hence the decision to have him train with Brandon - went about 6'4", 280 and could easily kick my ass legit if he didn't approve of me dating his mother.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

That didn't matter, though - Emma wasn't the first single mom whom I dated. But she was definitely the hottest. Meanwhile, it was taking me more than a few seconds to process who just walked in the locker room. Fortunately, the red eyes were a dead giveaway.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/MarcDuBoisbald_zps7a7ead7a.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Hey, Marc...what happened to your hair?", I asked, greeting Marc DuBois, who looked almost unrecognizable without the shades and long hair.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Decided at the last moment to play along with the storylines and get that hair shaven off," said Marc, shortly before admitting that he lost a bet with John Darkness. "NBA Playoffs. I shouldn't have bet on those damn Bobcats! I mean, I knew Charlotte didn't have a chance against the Heat, but...but..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You were stoned when you made the bet?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yeah. Oh well. At least the hair's gonna grow back. Ain't no way to recoup those fines from the Wellness Policy tests."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

As I bumped fists with Marky and took a look at my cell phone, it wasn't surprising at all that Big Smack Scott was texting his apologies, telling me how sorry he was about acting like a jerk. Scotty was asking me if I'd reconsider allowing him to lead the Anti-Klubb, but I wasn't gonna budge. Last Wednesday morning, I may have been a reluctant leader, but this time, I was very confident I could lead a real-life backstage faction with these disgruntled midcarders. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Another face would enter the locker room, and unlike Marc, who entered bringing the smell of marijuana smoke with him, this new face brought the smell of a six-pack of Coors into the locker room. Since he wasn't booked for any matches yet, he could get away with it. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/JayChord_zpsca9d226a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yo Nicky, we've got shooting within the next couple of weeks. I think we gotta tell the old man and the Smithers that we're not havin' any of those stupid character names. No Pete and Pete or NBA bullshit, Nicky. You don't deserve to be called Endless Eugene Flash, I don't deserve to be called Brian F---in' Cardinal. Hell, if they wanna name me after an NBA player, they might as well call me LeBron James!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"That's nice, Jay," I said, trying to ignore the drunk.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You see, that's the thing, Nicky. Back in TCW, I hated my push. Hated it, hated it, HATED IT! They made me, Jay Chord, son of the great Rip Chord, and unlike what you see on the vignettes, I really love that man...they made me into a midcarder!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Soon enough, the Eisen boys had noticed Jay's drunken babble and were there, telling him to cool it and take it easy.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"And now they're gonna make me job to you, Eric..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Listen, man," said Eric, "we're both heels."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"BUT THEY'RE GONNA TURN YOU IN THE SUMMER!", replied Jay, willingly leaking what could have been a major storyline development. "They're gonna make me a heel midcard jobber in the SWF...gonna be jobbin' to you, to Joey, to Brandon, to Brucie, to Gilmore...f--- it, man! I left TCW 'cause I was sick of bein' in the midcard. And now y'all tell me I'm gonna be in the midcard in the SWF? Y'all tellin' me I left TCW for the same old shit here in Supreme? I always knew you Eisen boys were snakes."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Eric and Jerry weren't happy at all with this development. Previously, they liked Jay as a passing acquaintance, and were very instrumental in convincing their dad to hire him when his contract came up. But now it looked like Jay Chord, who saw himself as a LeBron James-type signing for the SWF, was turning into someone even the Klubb wouldn't put up with.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Hell, if Jay knows his role and doesn't always act like that when he's liquored up, who knows? Maybe the Anti-Klubb could benefit from having someone like him around.</span></p>

3rdStringPG · June 13, 2014

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFWebsite_zps8eb9b964.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, April 29, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Jobing.com Arena (Arizona, Southwest)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 17,799 (SOLD OUT!)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and "The Moneyman" Rich Money</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (Ana Garcia to handle backstage interviews for this episode only)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Do we really have to do this, Peter?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm afraid we do, Jerry, because tonight's Supreme TV will NOT have Ana Garcia at the announce table. But you need not worry, SWF Galaxy, because she'll be back next week, and since this is a very special Supreme TV, Ana will be replaced by someone else for one night only. This is the Dean, Peter Michaels, with Jerry Eisen, and class is in session!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We're here at the Jobing.com Arena in Glendale, Arizona, and to continue what Peter was saying, Ana Garcia will be replaced for tonight...by Rich Money.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is not what either of us had wanted, but the reigning SWF Champion had made it clear, in no uncertain terms, that he shall be joining us tonight, as he personally holds open tryouts and scouts for the man who shall replace Paul Huntingdon in The Money-Chase Organization.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - In other words, Rich Money's here to look for someone as prissy and as incompetent as the Blue Blood!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I wouldn't necessarily say so, Jerry. Anyway, I think we should consider it small consolation, because Rich Money is barely more tolerable than Duane Fry, and I definitely stand by that, especially after how he put us to shame last week on Old School Supreme TV!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Be sure to keep your remotes on C.A.N.N., because we've got an explosive evening of Supreme TV action tonight! Speaking of Duane, we'll have to deal with him again in tonight's main event, as The Champions of Honor - Valiant, Nicky Champion, and Lobster Warrior - have been booked in a six-man tag match against SWF World Heavyweight Champion Remo and The Pain Alliance! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We'll also be seeing Lobby's challenger for the US Title, Eric Eisen, team up with his new Enforcer, Enforcer Allen, in a non-title match against The Amazing Bumfholes! And The All-Americans, The Platinum Blondes, and the newly-formed Sober Police will be in a three-way tag match to determine who gets to become the number one contender to the Bumfholes' World Tag Team Titles. And before I forget, that #Edd vs Rogue match that should have been on last week's Uprising...will be taking place tonight!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - First, let's hear it from tonight's special guest announcer, SWF Champion Rich Money, as he explains his open tryouts...and issues what we believe is an open challenge for Times of Trouble, as he seeks to hang on to the title and remain "Face of the SWF" for a fourth straight month.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Money, Bruce, and James Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/100_zps128a3a53.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now that the needless reminiscing and hearkening back to eras best forgotten is all over, I think it's time we address the issues that really matter in the time of Money. But before I get to the meat of the matter, I would like to explain why you'll be hearing a lot more from the Moneyman, especially when I join Peter and Jerry over at the announce table. It's actually very simple - the Money-Chase Organization is now hiring. With Paul Huntingdon having been relieved of his duties as part of the MCO, I am now holding an open tryout to see who's deserving enough to replace the bumbling, clumsy outlier Paul Huntingdon and make a difference for this financially prosperous and all-around talented organization. I will be watching each and every one of the matches on Supreme TV until I find the man best suited to take Mr. Huntingdon's place, and when I do, you can be rest assured that that man will be Money, and nothing but. And since every objective must be time-bound, I will be announcing the newest member of the MCO before Times of Trouble.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Two Sundays ago at Miller Park, I had defended the SWF Title against Joey Minnesota, and last Tuesday, I had defended it just a couple days after against Brandon James. And yes, I will admit that in both situations, I got a lot of help from my organization, perhaps more help than what I really needed. But since all of you minimum-wage peons pay money to see a man who is Money, since being Money could also mean disposing of your foes without anybody's help, I am, in the best interests of justice and equality, issuing an open challenge for the SWF Title, with one important stipulation - EVERYONE shall be banned from ringside, even the MCO. If the MCO interferes, I get disqualified and I lose my title, and if, say, Jessie runs in on behalf of Angry Gilmore, for example, he gets disqualified. But other than that, the SWF Title match I am proposing will be a dangerous one. A SUPREME EXTREME match for the belt in the proud tradition of Times of Trouble. No count-outs and no disqualifications unless your corner arrives at ringside, even if he or she doesn't plan to interfere. With that being said, challenges will be accepted starting...right...NOW.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The challenge is accepted by Jack Bruce, who quickly points out how he's the only man who has beaten Rich Money in singles all 2014 long...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Pop quiz, hotshots of the SWF Galaxy! Name me the one man who had defeated Rich Money in singles action this year? Is it Angry Gilmore? Well, in a perfect world, meaning a world where Rich Money makes as much as the common man does and where Barry Bowen runs the SWF with justice and equality, the answer would have been YES. But we all know the great lengths the Moneyman has gone to make sure that doesn't happen, right? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Is it Brandon James? Nuh-uh! Like Tommy the Angry Man, the Big Cat has come close a couple times...only to end up so far. Maybe he's been spendin' a little too much time lookin' at his former boss' DOLLAR SIGNS? Oooohhhh, can't resist them, huh, Big Cat? Neither can I, but when it comes down to the good business of winnin', you know BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as the fans respond with cheers of "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!")</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Ah, lemme guess. Is it Joey New Kid Minnesota? As you saw these past two weeks, the new kid on the block is learnin' quite quickly...that a little money, lower-case, that is, can go a long, long way. But don't let that 0-2 record get you down, Joey! As a fellow New Yorker who came to the SWF 'bout a decade ago with great expectations, I know how it's like not to meet 'em at first. To paraphrase my man Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones, tiiiiii-ime is on your side, yes it is! So who is the first and only man to beat Rich Money all year? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You're lookin' at him right now.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Are you done yet, Jack? Because if you are, I'd like to remind you that you won by DISQUALIFICATION. You won because my former Almighty Dollar colleague Remo saw it fit to interfere in our match and send a message to you and your achy-breaky back, if I may drop a musical reference of my own. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, I wasn't done, Rich! Because if you remember your last clean loss, it wasn't too long before the start of 2014! Let the Games Begin 2013...despite the best efforts of Angry Gilmore, you failed to put me away in one of those epic World Heavyweght title defenses of mine. That was your SECOND loss of the night, might I add, because you and Tom couldn't work together and finish off Hero Squad for the tag belts! So either way, Rich, I was the last man to beat you, and that gives me every right to CHALLENGE YOU for the SWF Title!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, Jack, you just might be the challenge I need at Times of Trouble. Yes, you did pin me last November, and it was in no small part due to Tom Gilmore's incompetence. And given that I myself had requested that everyone be banned from ringside at Times of Trouble, this would be a great opportunity for me to show these doubting Thomases, Gilmore included, that I am Money enough to win without anybody's assistance. Not to mention, Money enough to prove that your recent wins against me, Jack, were nothing but flukes...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Brandon James, however, is not to be denied, and he soon joins Rich Money and Jack Bruce in the ring...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>James</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If you're goin' to issue an open challenge and ban everyone from ringside, I might as well go ahead and enter my name, Rich. Two times you screwed me...first, with the help of your giant. Second time, with the help of that Texas oilman who managed you when you were new here. So if you've gotten bored or somethin' with Emma Chase, Rogue, Khoklov, Barry Bowen, or whomever you wanna sic on me, I think I deserve, as much as anyone else, to make it Money vs Big Cat Part III at Times of Trouble. Can a rich, sheltered businessman like you survive an EXTREME environment? Betcha can't. For years prior to joinin' this organization, I was THE biggest name in Philly...the undisputed king of extreme matches. While you? You were chillin' in your jacuzzi, partyin' it up with politicians and businessmen, wallowin' in mediocrity here in the SWF. And even my former boss Emma Chase will admit that. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, dear. I beat you twice in a span of a month and a week. You had your rematch clause and you used it last week. I did say "open challenge", and while anyone, Money or not, is open to accept it, I am also open to rejecting any challenge I consider futile. And you, Brandon James, aren't just the epitome of redundancy within my Money-Chase Organization. You're the epitome of FUTILITY.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Minnesota, Bowen Join Argument, Minnesota Booked Against DuBois</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Next, we have another man who has recently lost an SWF Title match to Rich Money - recent TCW hire Joey Minnesota - and he makes it four in the ring, with Minnesota, Bruce, and James all wanting a shot at the Moneyman.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Speakin' of rematch clauses, what about mine, Rich? You tryin' ta' bust my balls by havin' your good friend Barry Bowen stick me in a number one contender match...for the North American Title? The SWF Galaxy's right, y'know? Losin' that match, even if you did screw me a second time, shouldn't be a big deal. Because the SWF Galaxy knows that Joey Minnesota deserves to be takin' advantage of what is rightfully his, and that's the REMATCH CLAUSE for the SWF Title. Nobody asked me if I wanted to use it. But here I am, DEMANDING that it be used, so I can show these fans what my fellow New Yorker Mr. Bruce and my good friend Brandon James wanna show 'em as well - that you ain't nothin' without your lackeys in your corner.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - MCO or no MCO, Joey, I always get what I want, and what I want is to keep the SWF Title and put any one of you...or ALL of you to shame at Times of Trouble. Now here's the reason why the Commissioner did you a favor by not asking you if you wanted to exercise your right to a rematch. You're new here. Gotta pay your dues, start from the bottom and not from the top. See, I was only showing my benevolence when I gave you a shot at the SWF Title. I was only trying to shut you up and put a stop to that delusional thinking of...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Having heard enough, Barry Bowen hits the ring and, after a few "HEY!!!"'s to quiet the crowd down, he solemnly asks for a mic and begins addressing Angry Gilmore, who's back home in Toronto for tonight, getting a much-needed rest and spending time with his family, Jessie included.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, Tom Gilmore, you have proven too much for a former SWF World champ like myself, and as you saw last Tuesday, the stress had gotten to me. No, I don't have it in me anymore to be the dominant Runaway Train I used to be, so I've decided to stick to what I do best these days, and that's run the SWF with Justice and Equality in mind. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> And I would also like to wholeheartedly apologize to Darren Smith and his family for taking out my anger on a man who is, was, and always will be one of the greatest SWF officials of all time. So Tom, you've earned a well-deserved vacation this week, and I would like to further reward you with a match at Times of Trouble. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Your opponent...shall be none other than the Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov.</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You want to prove that you're more than a solid hand with awesome skills? That's gonna be your chance, so don't waste it. As for the SWF Title situation, what can I say? Rich, that was a WONDERFUL idea. Because I have had it with your cronies - may it be Ms. Chase, Rogue, Khoklov, even your old manager Louis Williams - running in and CHEAPENING your title!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd boos Bowen, detecting the insincerity in his voice as he speaks.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HEY!!!! What is the matter with you, Glendale? Here I am, trying to uphold integrity, ensure that justice and equality is enforced, and you BOO me for it? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(clears his throat)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> As I was about to say, I've decided that </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rich Money will defend his SWF Title at Times of Trouble...in a No Count-Outs, Modified No-DQ, Supreme Extreme Match...against the Cream of the Crop, JACK BRUCE...and the Big Cat, BRANDON JAMES!!!!</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Modified DQ, if I may explain, would mean all cornermen will be banned from ringside, and if somebody runs in to interfere on someone's behalf, that would be the only instance one of you can be disqualified. And </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>if the MCO or anyone else interferes on Rich's behalf...he loses his title. </strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> DOES THE SWF GALAXY WANT MONEY VS BRUCE VS JAMES IN A NO COUNT-OUT, MODIFIED NO-DQ SUPREME EXTREME MATCH AT TIMES OF TROUBLE?!?!?!? FOR THE SWF TITLE?!?!?!? YOU WANT IT?!?!? YOU GOT IT!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd yells their approval, but Minnesota, who had been screwed out of a win two weeks in a row, isn't placated...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(goading Bowen)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You...I mean you, Mr. Genius who Runs the SWF. Hey, Einstein! I think you're forgettin' someone. So you've got Jack and Brandon in a three-way against the Moneyman, and that's all well and good. But what about Joey Minnesota? What does that make me, huh, chopped liver?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, young man, I don't like the tone of your voice one bit. Remember, Mr. Minnesota, that I'M THE COMMISSIONER, MAN! Whatever decisions I make are final unless I myself say so. And I have decided, Joey, to prevent you from biting off more than you can chew. How long have you been in the SWF? Two weeks? Three weeks? And now you come here wanting to challenge Rich Money for a MAIN EVENT TITLE? Be thankful I cut you some slack the first time around, and be thankful nobody else on the roster wanted to challenge Rich Money at that time!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You probably have been so busy with your nose up Rich Money's ass that you didn't hear about it. I won TWO World titles for the competition...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But they don't mean s--- here in the SWF, pardon my French! Look, Joey. You got a match against Marc DuBois tonight, and if you ask me, I think that's a bit of an overmatch...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Me, overmatched against that looney? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(scoffs)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Listen, Bowen. If you think I'm askin' for too much, too soon, I can meet you halfway with that. But I've got a rematch clause and I wanna use it at Times of Trouble. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(thinking for a few moments)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Alright! Fine! We can make this a four-way at Times of Trouble, but I've got two conditions for you, Joey. One, I don't want to see you colluding with your good friend Brandon James or your fellow New Yorker Jack Bruce. Doing so will get you DISQUALIFIED, should I enter you in the SWF Title match.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Minnesota</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Bruce? Only thing me and Jack have in common is our home state. Brandon? He's a good friend alright, but we understand that in a four-way match, or a three-way match, or whatever, it's every man 'gainst himself. We ain't like your Moneyman...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I will pretend I didn't hear that, Joey! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> The second condition is that you should WIN ALL YOUR MATCHES ahead of Times of Trouble. And believe me, they're gonna be tough ones. You'll be fighting on Supreme TV and Uprising alike. Lose one match by pinfall, submission, count-out, DQ, whatever, you won't just lose your shot at Rich Money at Times of Trouble. You will also lose your shot at ANY KIND OF TITLE until the end of the year. Either way, Joey, it's a win-win situation. Go undefeated till mid-May, you get your rematch..sort of. Lose once during that timeframe? It's okay, because you'll have a good seven to eight months to establish your name in the SWF and be more than the man among boys you were in the competition.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic © vs El Oso Polar de Canadiense (w/Vankoovah Grizzlay)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/bc3d4305-ec6a-4ab1-8862-8c170ad5baf1_zps77ed5243.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/56_zps4926af84.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This marks El Oso Polar de Canadiense's first match on Supreme TV since a December 2013 loss to American Machine. And he's still as clumsy as ever, with his biggest offensive move being a bear hug (duh!) on Captain Atomic at 1:30.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Despite the bear hug, Atomic's hardly fazed - or trying to act hardly fazed - and he quickly disposes of the polar bear and his brown bear buddy the Vankoovah Grizzlay, dropping the bigger man, er...bear with a Mushroom Cloud and getting the win.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Atomic in 2:56</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I am seriously wondering why they brought that polar bear over from Uprising. Anyone who tries to look tough by dancing like an idiot and wearing a polar bear mask should not even think of applying for a job with the MCO!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hopefully you're not settin' your sights on Captain Atomic either...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You kidding me, Pete Mike? He screams too much. He talks nonsense. And furthermore, why should I go after the man whom my employee Rogue is going to beat for the North American title at Times of Trouble?</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Donnie J vs Vengeance (w/The New Darkness Warriors)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This one looks to be another squash, and if Donnie J's trying to impress Rich Money, he's not doing it - he eats a Vengeance chokeslam just one minute into the match.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Donnie does well by knocking Vengeance off the top rope as the latter was going for his patented ropewalk chop, and a Death in Venice Beach results in a two-count from the referee.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Still, that's the best Donnie can hope for, as he gets his Skull Krushed before the match can reach its four-minute mark.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vengeance in 3:52</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - No, Jerry. Don't even think of asking. Rich Money does not make business dealings with the supernatural. It's just not...profitable.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Or maybe you're afraid that Vengeance will force you to atone for all your greed, pride, and God knows what other sins you've committed?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The nerve of you, Peter, to even suggest that! Vengeance has bigger problems to deal with than one successful businessman, and as far as I'm concerned, I see no potential upside in buying the Family of Darkness. As for that rook Donnie J? Give me an ever-loving break!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Rich Money)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/64_zpsb51ba9ad.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Right off the bat, guest commentator Rich Money says that he wouldn't even dare consider #Edd for The Money-Chase Organization; as he is saying that, #Edd and Lisa Stonerize in front of Money and get Jerry Eisen to start dancing as well.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Rogue, however, is in no mood to get down on his feet and dance, as he brutally punishes #Edd with stiff punches, slaps, and knees, culminating with a ferocious neckbreaker at 2:30.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">#Edd is able to recover by the 3:20 mark, and when he does, he excites the crowd with his unique mix of martial arts, high-flying, and goofy dancing. He even gets to hit the Arabian Nights with Edd-Fu (Arabian Facebuster) on Rogue, but probably dances too much before he makes the cover.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">In the end, #Edd pays for showboating too much - seconds after Rogue counters the Party's Over, he comes Crashing On the Human Trending Topic, as the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel adds insult to injury by beating down on #Edd in front of his storyline girlfriend Lisa.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Rogue in 7:05</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Lemme ask you this, Rich. Does Paul Huntingdon's replacement have to be as much a Dirty Rotten Scoundrel as Rogue is?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My God...he's assaulting #Edd with such force and brutality!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And you're shocked by it, Jerry? </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(laughs dryly)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> That, my good friend, is MONEY, though being Money is not limited to executing brutal beatdowns like Rogue over there. As you saw earlier, Rogue's experience and ability to dish out punishment emerged victorious over #Edd's impetuous, youthful actions and lack of experience. I think we're gonna have to move on to the next match, because as I said earlier, #Edd doesn't even belong in the same ring with our Dirty Rotten Scoundrel, our number one contender for the North American Title, who has recently been showing that he could deliver with his back against the wall.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Ana Garcia Interviews The Sex Maniacs/Faith and Frehley Brawl</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7a9f69fd-013c-48d9-92b4-f3d3599148ad_zps1362aa53.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/75_zpsc480601c.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Ana Garcia, who's been demoted to backstage duty only for tonight's show, is interviewing Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois, and as she does so, we can hear Louise Cannon yelling at the top of her voice, "THEY'RE BALD!!!! SHAVEN BALD, I TELL YOU...NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" Yes, the remnants of The UnStable are as weird as ever, and they're showing it in this here interview.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, Sex Maniacs, looks like you're rocking a new look following your recent loss to The Awesomeness at Uprising...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - People thought that Joe Sexy getting his head shaven would mean the end of Joe Sexy's appeal with the opposite sex, but as I can see from the way you move your hair...the way you can't keep still while holding that mic...and looking at the Sex Machine's mic...you think I'm hot either way. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(looking uncomfortable)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Very interesting, Joe. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(turning to DuBois)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Marc, at the end of Uprising, The Awesomeness were not able to shave you bald, as The New Darkness Warriors used their, uh...powers to attack them. Yet I can see you went ahead and went bald anyway. Looks like Marc DuBois is turning a corner now, and is now a man of his word!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've always been a man of my word, Ana...and when I saw my buddy Joe with his hair all gone...when I realized that I had survived an attack from the unpredictable Darkness Warriors...I realized how lucky I am to be alive...to be here in the SWF in ONE PIECE...to be of SOUND BODY AND MIND...and to remind myself of that...and to HONOR MY WORD...I had my head shaved. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've heard that the two of you are among the most interested SWF Superstars who want to try out to join Rich Money's Money-Chase Organization. Is that correct?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Most definitely it is, Ana my dear... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(starts unbuttoning his shirt)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You see, Ana, before there was Rich Money...before there was Joe Sexy...there was Joe Money. If last week's Old School Supreme TV stoked your interest, you may remember how it all started, more than a decade ago. Louis Williams and myself, we formed a partnership with the man you now know...as the Moneyman. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(takes off his shirt and starts swinging it in the air)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> It was Louie the Worm, Joe Money and Rich Money...and soon enough, Louie and Rich bought me out and it wasn't long before I wasn't quite as rich as I used to be. But it's all good, oh lovely Ana with the sexy SWF Magazine pictures...because when I got a little less richer...things got a WHOLE LOT SEXIER in the SWF. Long story short, I wouldn't mind gettin' back together with Rich, which is why we're givin' it our ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-NINE PERCENT in singles and in tag action...in hopes of being part of Rich Money and Emma Chase's good business.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Pain Alliance left us high and dry for Fry...but that doesn't mean you've seen the last of our PUSH!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Excuse me, Marc?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Our PUSH TO GREATNESS, that is, and even if we don't care much for the companionship of Rogue...even if we can't understand a damn thing that Khoklov says...at least we'll be backed by the money of Money...and the dollar signs of Chase. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(looks at the camera with wild eyes)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You need a tag team, don't you, Rich? Well, PICK US! Let us call you Mr. Money...let us worship the ground you walk on and kiss your perfumed feet. Let us savor the smell of the Moneyman's waste and wipe...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Fortunately for the fans watching at home, DuBois doesn't get to complete his rather gross sentence; instead, we are directed to the sight of Christian Faith and Steve Frehley brawling it out in the locker room! It's not clear why the two men are trading blows, but Peter Michaels speculates that it was because of a tweet recently sent by Frehley, where the Dark Destroyer talked up the virtues of "cool dads" around the world who would take their kids to concerts, play video games with them, and not look down at the present generation with disdain.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews Eric Eisen</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/73_zps023f53a7.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After a commercial break, we get to see Melanie Florence, who's also doing backstage interviews tonight. She is currently speaking with the Supremacist, Eric Eisen, who swears he's going to avenge his former Enforcer, "Uncle Phil" Roberts, and do more than just win the United States title from Lobster Warrior. He adds that he's going to end the child-friendly grappler's career just like Lobby ended Enforcer Roberts' with that successful US Title defense at Nothing to Lose, and single-handledly kill off the "baby demographic" that makes up a "tiny percentage of the SWF Galaxy."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Furthermore, Lobby, the SWF doesn't need a childish, childlike and IMMATURE 40-something like you holdin' the US title. The SWF needs a US champion with SWF blood, and not sea water, runnin' through his veins. Enforcer Roberts was an SWF institution, Lobby, and it's been almost three months since you forced his hand into putting his career on the line. And now that it's over...I guess it's high time that I ended yours. I never lose, Lobby...and this time, I've had it with moral victories. It's time to go for your gold and hurt you so bad you'll have no choice but to hang up the pincers...and break the hearts of the little children who look up to you...the Baby Demographic.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/243543fb-990c-47bc-a8c2-7db75d85044d_zpsb55ab54f.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/60_zps777de35d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This is a non-title match and a tune-up for The Amazing Bumfholes, who will face the winner of the match following this one at Times of Trouble. As such, the announcers talk about the chances of each of the three teams competing in the number one contender tag match - The All-Americans, The Platinum Blondes, and Sober Police.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Bumfholes, being the champs, look stronger in the first few minutes despite their size disadvantage. And we see quite an impressive tag move from the Bumfs - a Tag Moonsault Bomb - on Eric Eisen that nearly results in the Supremacist getting pinned. Fortunately for Eisen, Enforcer Allen is more than happy to break up the cover.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">All throughout the match, it's mostly Randy and Zimmy ruling things, though Allen has his moments, including one at 5:50 where he follows up a Gorilla Press Slam on Zimmy with a big running splash that shows off his excellent quickness and agility for a big man. Rich Money appears to be quite impressed.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Again, the Bumfholes regain control at 7:00 when Zimmy tags Randy in, and Randy surprises the 315-pound Allen with a nasty enzuigiri, followed by a jawbreaker. Eisen cannot believe that the Bumfholes are still in this, and fighting quite hard for the win!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Unfortunately, it all goes to naught, as Eisen distracts referee Ric Young by complaining about how he's letting the Bumfs get away with so many illegal double-team moves, even if they aren't. This allows Allen to sneak out of the ring, grab a chair, and use it on Randy! Allen tags Eisen in, and the Supremacist cockily pins Randy B. to pick up the win for his occasional tag team.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - E. Eisen and Allen in 10:49</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Eric! You dirty, rotten CHEATER! Karma's gonna get you one day, little brother...and who knows, it just might be in the form of Lobster Warrior.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You know what, I have a good mind to talk business with the Son of the Boss and ask him if his new Enforcer, who once protected both the run and the pass with equal ease as a Wisconsin Badgers offensive tackle and guard, is for sale.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Eric Eisen is no slouch in the negotiating table, and if I were you, Rich, I'd do my homework and be prepared for Eric in case he wants to play hardball.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Of course, Peter, you think I'm not aware of that? Yes, it's true, I think Enforcer Allen would be a great fit for the MCO, but I also have to consider that my High Stakes rookie, Findlay O'Farraday, is just as large and as dominating, though definitely not the athletic wonder that Allen is. This is going to be a tough decision. As you both know, I always get what I want, and I might want not just one, but two prime cuts of beef in the tradition of Brandon James. But definitely not as lazy or as dense or as harmful for a company's business prospects as the man who once called himself Big Money.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Ana Garcia Interviews The All-Americans</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/64_zpsb51ba9ad.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>We've got a third backstage interview for the evening, and it looks like Ana Garcia is really keeping herself busy, now that Rich Money is scouting potential MCO members to replace Paul Huntingdon. Her next interview subject is The All-Americans, and she asks a very hyped-up Des Davids why he decided to go with Dean Ansell as his tag partner of choice for the number one contender match for the tag titles. Davids says that he and Captain Atomic talked it over, and they both agreed that Atomic should focus on defending his North American title against Rogue, while The All-Americans should give it one more go in hopes of reprising their historic 10-month reign. Ansell is asked about how he and Davids have had some rough patches as of late, and why he's seemingly dropped the American Machine moniker. Ansell, however, is quite evasive with the latter question, and focuses on how he and Davids have patched up their differences for the common good, and that's to reign supreme once again as tag champs. Garcia then asks both All-Americans about former manager BJ O'Neill and the circumstances of her leaving, but Ansell deflects that question and responds with a loud chant of "USA! USA!" This leaves Garcia befuddled by Ansell's behavior, but confident in the All-Ams' chances of eking out a win against The Platinum Blondes and Sober Police.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The All-Americans vs The Platinum Blondes vs Sober Police</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Three-Way Number One Contender Match for SWF World Tag Team Titles]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Traditional three-way tag rules apply in this match - only two men from opposing teams can be in the ring at the same time, and tags to men who aren't on your team are allowed, as long as both men in the ring remain on opposing sides. Whoever pins another man first gets the win, and teams can get eliminated before the match is over, if the legal man gets counted out or disqualified.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As this match begins, it seems evident that Dean Ansell and Des Davids have put aside their past differences, as they both look sharper than they have in the recent past, probably as sharp as they were back in their ten-month reign as tag champs.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Platinum Blondes, however, start showing their stuff two minutes into this match, with Jamie Lee Prudence dropping big Jackson Marlowe with an impressive plancha, and going for the cover. Squeeky McClean, however, runs in to beat down on "Platinum" Jamie Lee.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 5:10, Sober Police has emerged as the top duo among the three teams in this match, thanks to the seamless complement of Marlowe's brawling and McClean's technical wrestling. McClean goes for the jugular at around 5:30, wrapping Davids in the Clean Out and refusing to tag Marlowe or either one of the Platinum Blondes in. Davids heroically grabs the ropes, and fights off McClean as he makes an ultra-hyped babyface comeback, then hits a Quarterback Sack on Freddy Garcia as he gets tagged in! Davids then tags Ansell in to finish Garcia off...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As the Supreme-Tron shows Rogue beating up Captain Atomic in the locker room as Emma Chase and Rich Money watch, Davids tells Ansell that he's going backstage and checking if Atomic is alright. Ansell, who's the legal man, steps out and chases after Davids; the two men argue until Davids decides to go to the locker room anyway. An angry Ansell tries to rush back into the ring, but gets counted out by Ric Young just as he's about to reenter! Ansell storms back to the locker room as we're down to two heel tag teams at around 8:20...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The fans aren't liking this too much as both the Blondes and the Sober Police are heels, but for what it's worth, the Blondes also seem to be teasing a breakup; as Garcia and Marlowe are running the ropes, Garcia accidentally bumps Prudence off the apron. Garcia is berating Prudence for being at the wrong place at the wrong time when Marlowe takes advantage of the distraction and finishes Freddy off with the Rehab Cruise.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Sober Police in 10:03. Sober Police to face The Amazing Bumfholes for SWF World Tag Team Titles at Times of Trouble.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Can anyone be more stupid than Dean Ansell was back there? Though I'm sure it wouldn't have made a difference, Ansell should have let Davids go and check on the ranting, raving radioactive man - after all, I already had my employee Rogue do the damage on him.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - See anyone you like out there, Rich? Platinum Blondes, perhaps? Or maybe you think the Sober Police are right up your alley...despite being the SWF's newest tag team, they are now the number one contenders for The Amazing Bumfholes' tag team belts!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The Platinum Blondes were stupid as well, having caused their own demise in this match, and Sober Police did impress me...a bit. Jackson Marlowe has proven to be the better man between the two former Hero Squad losers. And you can't go wrong with a technician of Squeeky McClean's caliber. But there seems to be something lacking...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Appreciation for potent potables, perhaps?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You can be Money with or without the alcohol, and since the two of you obviously aren't the Money type of announcers, you wouldn't understand. If I were you, I'd focus on the matches while I focus on what I'm here to do, which is to personally supervise these open tryouts.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Don't go away, SWF Galaxy, because I've just gotten word from Jessie Gilmore that her husband Tom, better known to the SWF Galaxy as 2014 Battle for Supremacy winner Angry Gilmore, will be on phone patch from Toronto right after this commercial break!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who cares?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The SWF Galaxy does, and so do we, as we shall find out what he thinks of his latest "reward" from the Commissioner...meaning that match against the imposing behemoth from Russia, the Superbeast himself, Marat Khoklov.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PHONE PATCH INTERVIEW) Michaels Interviews Gilmore</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Just as promised, Peter Michaels conducts an exclusive interview with Angry Gilmore after the break, and after exchanging the usual pleasantries, Michaels cuts to the chase and asks Gilmore about the "rewards" he's just received. Unlike his usual in-ring promos, Gilmore doesn't raise his voice here, and he makes that point clear to Michaels - he's got little children in the same room who don't like it when daddy gets angry.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, Peter? I don't consider bein' put on forced vacation for one week as a reward. For one, I'm not gettin' paid a dime for this vacation. No, Pete, this ain't no paid vacation where I can go home and enjoy time with my family like I should. For it definitely isn't enjoyable to be sittin' at home, not makin' any money, and knowin' that the system has screwed with me again.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Forced vacation? Could you kindly elaborate?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I wish I could, Peter, but I guess the only logical explanation here...is that our Commissioner, Barry Bowen, is as poor a sport as he always was. Couldn't take the fact that I beat him cleanly last Tuesday? Why, he goes ahead and suspends me and my wife, knowing damn well that she's got clients who've got problems of their own...Valiant with Remo, Lobster Warrior with Eric Eisen, all the Champions of Honor with Vengeance in one way or another.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And you're calling it a suspension. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Money)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Not a word, Rich, you've got to respect the fact that this is MY interview with Tom Gilmore.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't do positive scripting, Peter. Candy-coated BS is, at the end of the day, a heapin' helpin' of cow dung, and Barry Bowen LOVES servin' up candy-coated BS. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Any thoughts on your upcoming match against Marat Khoklov at Times of Trouble? </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Ah, yes...I knew you'd ask that one, Peter. That too is another type of candy-coated BS Bowen loves servin' up, but you know what? I'd like to see that "punishment-in-the-guise-of-a-reward"...as an actual reward. People are sure to be callin' that match a classic battle of David and Goliath. I've played the David many times before, and beaten those Goliaths - Everest, Vengeance, even Barry Bowen himself. And I've never had to face a man of Marat's strength and stature, to be honest. But I'm always open to accepting bigger challenges when they come. I know Khoklov's got some weaknesses, for one...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Such as...???</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Quickness. Smarts. And, to top it all off, SKILLS.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(butting in)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You're just jealous, Tom. Jealous that Marat Khoklov, the most coveted possession in all of professional wrestling, is under the MCO's payroll, and completely DOMINATING the SWF in the one week of each month he gets to wrestle here in America! You think Marat Khoklov is unskilled? Just you wait till you get in the ring with him...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And I can't wait indeed, Rich...can't wait until I PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOUR RUSSIAN SUPERBEAST AT TIMES OF TROUBLE!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The sound of a small child crying can be heard in the background, as Gilmore apologizes to his children for the quick, yet passionate outburst, and to Peter Michaels as well, thus ending the phone patch interview...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) Jay Chord - Mommie Dearest</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/95622952-2af9-47a5-a422-00d09bdd7132_zpseb2e4291.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Jay Chord's final vignette ahead of his SWF debut is up next, and Rich Money reacts by saying that he won't hire anyone unless he's already seen them in action in the SWF. Peter Michaels confirms that Chord will be debuting on Supreme TV next week, which leads in to this pre-recorded Chord promo, where he rants about his mother.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chord</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Leslie. Elizabeth. Chord. That's the name of the woman who was married to Frederick Ripperton Chord from 1988 to 2003. Fifteen years too long, b----, fifteen years too long. Before she met my dad, my mom was the prettiest cheerleader over at Texas A&M. Not to mention, the dumbest. Right away, she fell for Rip Chord's old tricks - the wining, the dining, the promises of loyalty and devotion that were broken the moment they became a couple. And when I was born, Mom tried to overcompensate for my dad's lack of attention...by spoiling me. I wasn't ten years old yet when I had my first bank account. When my parents divorced, my mom got two of Dad's ten cars, and I was drivin' em around at 120 miles per hour by the time I was 16 or 17. Mom used a huge chunk of her divorce settlement to pay off school officials so I could pass the tenth grade and not have to take it again. All told, all that spoilin' and overcompensatin' turned me into a very whiny, bratty adult who never got along well with his peers. Until I decided to let my actions do the talkin' and show people where I got my wrestling talent from - my no-good, womanizin', child-neglectin' dad. Soon, people weren't avoidin' me 'coz they can't stand me...they were avoiding me 'coz they FEARED ME. There is only one Chord whose name you should fear, yet ultimately remember, and it's not my dad's name, that's for sure. It's MY NAME - two simple syllables that will change the SWF forever. Jay. Chord. Now I've got a couple more syllables that sums up where I stand in this life of mine. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Rip who?</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Joey Minnesota vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/80_zps7e896c38.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The announcers focus on Joey Minnesota and his rather woeful 0-2 record, but Jerry Eisen seems more interested in defending J-Minny, while at the same time poking fun at old nemesis Marc DuBois' bald head. As the match starts, Minnesota and DuBois start off slow, mostly working each other with rest holds, but as the three-minute mark starts, the action heats up...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Minnesota is owning it as of 5:00, as he lands a sit-out face first suplex on DuBois, covering the Maniac but not getting the win just yet. This is just the most recent suplex Minnesota had landed in this match, as Peter Michaels talks about how "New York's Finest" had a reputation "with the competition" as the "preeminent suplex master and heir to Bryan Vessey's throne as best all-rounder in the business."</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">A spinning underhook fallaway at 6:20 compounds DuBois' troubles, but Joe Sexy and Louise Cannon climb the apron, forcing Shane Stones to abandon his count and deal with DuBois' cornerman and manager.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">DuBois takes control soon thereafter, and he uses a tornado DDT to set up an ankle lock at 7:40; Michaels says DuBois calls this move "Sanitarium - Welcome Home", and though Minnesota sells this move expertly, he valiantly grabs the ropes and breaks the new DuBois hold.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Minnesota regains momentum briefly, and sets up the Minnesota Salute with a spinebuster. However, the sight of Sexy swiveling his hips outside the ring drives Minnesota out, and he promptly decks Sexy with a hard right, causing the unhinged Louise Cannon to jump on him and start crawling. She gets a very stern warning from Stones as DuBois recovers...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">DuBois drops Minnesota with a sleeper hold neckbreaker at 12:00, and this looks to be it, but it's his turn to be distracted - by a fan! Sexy points out a fan holding up a sign that reads "SEX LUTHOR" (obviously referring to the bald Sexy), and DuBois exits the ring to rip up the sign and spit at the fan!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Maniac reenters the ring looking to put Minnesota away with the Fruitcake for Everybody, but he's too late - Minnesota is making his babyface comeback, and he goes for his vaunted Tiger Bomb after softening DuBois up with repeated shoulderblocks against the turnbuckle! It lands, and DuBois kicks out of the pinning predicament.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The match ends with Minnesota shaking off distractions from Joe Sexy and Rich Money, and knocking DuBois out with the Empire Spiral.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Minnesota in 15:47</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Impressive back-and-forth match between Joey Minnesota and Marc DuBois, and with that, J-Minny's broken into the win column and established himself as a potential threat to win the SWF Title at Times of Trouble! That is, of course, if Minnesota wins his remaining matches till mid-May and Barry Bowen makes the title match into a four-way. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's not gonna happen, Pete Mike, and as you saw, Marc DuBois did prove to be quite a handful. And it's such a pity Louie and myself had to buy out Joe Sexy's share in our old partnership all those years ago, but he's still got those Money moves...hip-swaying moves, that is.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - There's got to be a catch to this, right?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - For once, Jerry, you've said something of value, and you are right. They've got to lose the crazy chick before I consider giving them what used to be Paul Huntingdon's job.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Minnesota Beaten Down by DuBois</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Peter Michaels says that The Sex Maniacs don't seem likely to drop Louise Cannon anytime soon, Marc DuBois snaps on Joey Minnesota and wraps him up in the same ankle lock we saw earlier in the match - Minnesota is screaming in pain, and it takes all three SWF referees to get DuBois to let go of the hold! Money, meanwhile, remains poker-faced at the announce table, and continues maintaining that same expression as DuBois yells like a madman - "PICK ME, RICH!!!! PICK JOE AND MYSELF!!!! YOU KNOW WE'RE MONEY, SO PICK THE SEX MANIACS, RICH, MR. MONEY, OH POWERFUL SWF CHAMPION AND FACE OF THE SWF!!!!" Sexy, who is far more level-headed than DuBois, yells over at Money and says he'll be making the right decision if he invites them to the MCO. Money still remains unmoved as Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen call for a commercial break before the main event, and confirm that </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Remo vs Valiant at Times of Trouble is now official - the only thing missing is a stipulation</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah) vs Duane Fry's Guys (w/Duane Fry)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Duane Fry's stable of talents has yet to get an official name, but this marks the first time Remo is teaming with The Pain Alliance. And they happen to have some tough opponents in the form of the now-reunited Champions of Honor - Nicky Champion, Valiant, and Lobster Warrior. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's Lobster Warrior and Big Smack Scott kicking things off, and as usual, the Smacker is as sloppy as ever with his moves. Lobby reacts by slowing BSS down with rest holds, though an illegal Smacker/Kurt Laramee double clothesline flattens the kid-friendly hero at 2:20. Scott imitates Lobby's "SNAPPEH!" catchphrase and pincer-snapping gesture, much to the chagrin of the fans here in Glendale.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobby is isolated for the next couple minutes by The Pain Alliance and Remo, but is somehow able to lunge at Valiant and tag the Honorable One in. He helps swing the momentum over to the Champions of Honor's side, punctuating a series of blows on Laramee with a hangman's neckbreaker.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Nicky Champion finally enters at 6:30, and while he does seem to have something going with a leaping side suplex on Remo (of all people) at 8:00, his attempt at a Hawkeye Hammer is countered, and he soon ends up getting prevented from tagging out, and gets Ego Tripped by the Smacker.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The 8:30 to 12:00 marks find Champion stuck in the ring, beaten up silly by Duane Fry's charges, and while Fry has spent most of the match egging his boys on with his grating instructions (delivered via megaphone), he grabs the headset from Jerry Eisen and joins Peter, Jerry, and Rich for some commentary!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Unfortunately for Fry, the first thing he sees is Champion slipping away from a Switchblade Powerslam attempt and hitting a desperation DDT on the King of the Streets! Both men now crawl towards their corners in hopes of making a hot tag...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...and they get it at 13:30, as Valiant and Remo square off in what should be a prelude to their freshly-confirmed World title match at Times of Trouble. Both men exchange basic blows, and the crowd pops big-time when Valiant hits the Patriot Missile on the Alpha Dog!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">An irate Duane Fry leaves the announce table and starts threatening to "bitch-slap the Dean", which distracts Valiant, and forces him to tag Lobster Warrior in. With Lobby now a bit overmatched against Remo, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Valiant gets the biggest cheer of the evening when he grabs Fry and clocks him in the face with a hard left hook!</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Fry is down, but unfortunately, so is Lobby, as Remo tags Big Smack Scott in...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Smacker has his way with Lobby, flooring him with a stiff-looking powerslam, then going for the Big Smack Shuffle, but Lobby rolls away, and again makes a surprising tag to Champion as Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee celebrate...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Without Duane Fry to tell them to focus, The Pain Alliance ends up celebrating for too long, as Champion is able to land the Hawkeye Hammer on the Smacker! One "UGH! UGH! UGH!" later, he's covering Scott, and that's all she wrote for Fry's new stable, as Remo and Laramee enter the ring too late to break up the cover.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Champions of Honor in 17:51</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm normally not a fan of schadenfreude, but I'd give ANYTHING to watch Valiant knock Duane Fry out, on endless repeat!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My sentiments exactly, Peter. But we can expect that Duane Fry won't be taking this loss lightly at all.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Valiant seemed to have a clear edge over Remo out there, and now that we know they'll be facing off in a World Heavyweight title rematch at Times of Trouble, I'd say the Alpha Dog's reign on top no longer looks safe!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Valiant weighs what...235 pounds? 240? He's got about a hundred pounds on Duane Fry, and he had the NERVE to knock the smaller man out with a hard and dangerous punch! No way am I dealing with The Champions of Honor and bringing Valiant into my fold.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, Rich, your friend the Commissioner had a near-200-pound weight advantage over Darren Smith when he blasted the veteran official with two Train Wrecks last week.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Mr. Bowen was upset, he didn't mean to take it out on Darren, and he apologized. Can we please move on and talk about how I have failed to find anybody whom I truly want to hire for the MCO?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Sorry, Rich, but we'd rather talk about how Duane Fry's comeuppance may have just started. I'm higher on Valiant than ever before, and if he beats Remo for the World title at Times of Trouble, that won't be an upset anymore.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Champion and Vengeance Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/07d753c5-d33a-4f9b-ae39-e920091408eb_zpsa77a4e1a.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/85_zpsc05ec216.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After the commercial break, we see Nicky Champion by himself in the ring, cutting a promo against Vengeance...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - UGH! UGH! UGH! Let Nicky Champion tell you somethin', Glendale, it is GOOD TO BE BACK, and GOOD TO BE FREE FROM THE DARKNESS!!!! Wait a minute...did I say "good to be free from the darkness"? Ahem, ahem, SWF Galaxy, Nicky Champion had NEVER Embraced the Darkness, and as you saw at the Battle for Supremacy, neither me nor Lobby were ever thick as thieves with that aging cuckoo Vengeance. We sure showed 'im there, didn't he? But then again...Vengeance sure showed Nicky Champion just a few minutes later. He summoned his voodoo, his black magic, his witchcraft, his whatever-you-wanna-call-it brand of supernatural juju, and he eliminated me in the darkness. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in a whiney, childish voice)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Oh please, Mr. Backstage Man, could you pretty please turn off the lights in the arena at the 60-minute mark of the Battle for Supremacy? I'll clean my room, do my homework, and eat my vegetables if you please do me this one little favor. Weeeeee!!!! You are the best, Mr. Backstage Man! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(back to his normal voice)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy, that was wittow Sean Martyn beggin' the stage hands to help him eliminate the Hawkeye, Nicky Champion! You're so big on callin' us by our full names as if you were our dad or somethin', Vengeance. So why don't Nicholas "Nicky" Champion call you by your REAL name, mere mortal?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd starts cheering Nicky Champion for his mockery of Vengeance.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's right, Glendale, Vengeance is nothin' but a mere mortal. A whacko cult leader. A HERETIC and a FALSE PROPHET as you like to say, which is true. He's no Father of Darkness! He's no unstoppable immortal! He's just some crazy fool in a mask who thinks his words have a hold on anyone and everyone in the locker room! And at Times of Trouble, I will settle my score with that mere mortal...I will put an end to all Vengeance's proselytizing and false prophet-ing. And I will do it in another one of his specialty matches...the CAGE ESCAPE MATCH. Yes, Nicky Champion has gone specific. Vengeance has lost a few Classic Cage matches, but never a Cage Escape Match, and if Vengeance wants to trap the SWF Galaxy and the SWF Superstars in his self-proclaimed kingdom of darkness, Nicky Champion will escape it figuratively and literally. And once I'm through with that, I will start fighting in earnest towards achievin' my one true goal here in Supreme. And that's for Nicky Champion to BECOME!!!! MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With Nicky Champion having dropped his catchphrase, the lights go out and Arch Enemy's "Vengeance is Mine" plays in the background - it's time for the Father of Darkness to deliver his rebuttal!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The family that betrays together...PERISHES TOGETHER. Eliminating you from the Battle for Supremacy was just the tip of the iceberg. For you, Nicholas, have proven to be a truly sinful individual. You have proven to be more impure, more sinful, more, how shall I say it, EVIL than I have expected. You and your friend CHRISTOPHER...the man with the red mask and lobster pincers...your lies and your treachery shall not go unpunished by the forces of Darkness, and if you really want to tempt fate once again and face me in the confines of that steel cage, with escape as the only path towards victory...you can be my guest. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, look what the cat dragged in! It's Vengeance and his merry band of Every-Day-is-Halloween New Darkness Warriors! Look, buddy, you've lost somethin' like 15 straight Best Costume contests in a row, so why don't you give it up? Besides...isn't Halloween, like...six months away? You really don't have to start so early, you know?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ENOUGH, NICHOLAS! See, I did tell you that my actions at the 60th minute of the Battle for Supremacy were the tip of the iceberg. As of now, I am still very far from being through with you and your Champions of Honor. FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS, NICHOLAS, and see how The Family of Darkness, uh...crashed your victory party.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Vengeance raises his arms and puts them down again, and as the pyro goes off, the Supreme-Tron shows an image of Hannah frantically attending to a fallen Valiant and Lobster Warrior. This prompts Champion to leave the ring and attack Vengeance, and while both big men are pretty even as they slug it out, The New Darkness Warriors soon get themselves involved, and Nicky Champion finds himself on the losing end of a 3-on-1 beatdown! The attack is short, yet effective, and ends with Vengeance taking the mic and addressing the SWF Galaxy.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Your heroes, the Champions of Honor, have only begun atoning for their sins. And you too, SWF Galaxy, maybe it's time that you start looking yourselves in the mirror and taking stock of what you have done in your borrowed lives, how you have WASTED those lives by being fooled by the bright and colorful world that you move around in. These three men have found out what it's like when you double-cross the Father of Darkness, and as you'll see in the coming weeks, the worst is yet to come. Lobster Warrior has his US title defense against Eric Eisen. Valiant has his rematch against Remo for the World title. The weight of their sins against me and my Family, the weight of their sins in general, will weigh them down in the end. And Nicky Champion's career...AND HIS SINFUL, WASTED LIFESTYLE...will meet their collective demise inside that steel cage at Times of Trouble. VENGEANCE...WILL BE OURS!!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">85/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">76/B-</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.77</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Trending on Twitter - #Valiant #DuaneFry #ShutUpDuane #NickyChampion #Vengeance #TimesOfTrouble #MoneyChaseOrganization #RichMoney #GilmoreVsKhoklov #SWFTitle</strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · June 13, 2014

"More Than Just $$$$"

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Jobing.com Arena, Glendale, Ariz.

11:30 p.m.

It felt good to stiff the Smacker and have him take the fall.

I know, I was a relatively safe worker who ended up paralyzing a jobber in my old company. But that was an accident. My stiffing of Big Smack Scott was NOT an accident, but I still made sure he wouldn't get injured. Of course, Scott was damn pissed off about it - Kurt Laramee had to hold him back in the shower room and prevent further chaos from transpiring.

I knew I had to act more mature and stop being so petty. Even if the disgruntled midcarders who once saw Scott as their backstage faction leader were congratulating me for giving the Smacker a dose of his own medicine. Even if the woman I was sort-of dating in secret was just as petty as I was.

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"God damn, Nicky! I've never seen Scotty so embarrassed in his life!", laughed Emma, managing to look upbeat despite the fact that the bitter Eisens wrote her out of tonight's show. Yes, it did look like she was transitioning away from the Klubb, but I didn't want to push my luck yet.

"Look, Emma, I think we have to be heading off now," I said, excusing myself so I could preside over my first Anti-Klubb meeting as real-life faction leader.

"You don't wanna get away for a bit?" Emma was winking her eye as I looked at the direction of The New Darkness Warriors, Des Davids, Marc DuBois, and other "disgruntled midcarders." They all looked like a pack of rowdy frat boys ready to whoop it up upon seeing their frat brother talking to the prettiest sorority girl on campus.

"Aw, c'mon, Nicky. You can hang out with 'em anytime. The Eisens, Brandon, and Remo have their own get-together, and besides...Jerry! I don't wanna be within ten feet of that guy anymore."

Assessing the situation at hand, I paused for a few moments, then called back at the Anti-Klubb. "I'll catch up with you guys in a bit. Just gimme a call if Scotty joins you and tries to make trouble."

"Better make sure you catch up!", Des shouted back. "You're our leader now, remember?"

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Room 303, Sheraton Phoenix Downtown Hotel

2:30 a.m.

As it turned out, I didn't.

I agreed to spend my after-show time with Emma, and she was one wild girl. Breaking speed limits in her rental car, drinking and cussing like a sailor, listening to heavy metal music and yelling cat-calls of "POSER!" at a particularly bad nu-metal cover band. The band's vocalist didn't seem to mind, though - heck, he'd just gotten heckled by the most recognizable SWF Starlet out there!

Of course, there were serious moments in that second date of ours. Emma was telling me about how her son Chase Squared (real name Jack, but then again, there are way too many Jacks in pro wrestling!) was turning out to be quite a handful. She talked about how she simultaneously celebrated, yet regretted her wilder days as part of the DaVE roster. And she freely broke the unwritten rule that one shouldn't talk about his/her most recent ex with one's current date - Emma kept whining about what a player Sammy Bach was. Alicia Strong, whom I didn't talk about, was no player - she just wasn't very sharp. And I didn't like her celebutante lifestyle either.

And now here we were, in Emma's hotel room, as I was replying to Des' text message.

"After considering the names Midcard Mafia and Job Squad, we decided to call ourselves The Solid Hands. After what Barry said on Supreme TV. Sounds cool? BTW no Smacker. "

Kinda meh, to be honest, but at least it's better and less direct than Anti-Klubb and shorter than Disgruntled Midcarders.

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"What are you waiting for, Nicky?", teased Emma. And yes, this was more than just the dollar signs. More than just the dollar signs.

They say anything is possible in the SWF. Damn right it is - five months ago, I never imagined that this was what would await me in the land of Supreme. But await me it did.

3rdStringPG · June 13, 2014

SWF Uprising

RIMAC Arena (California, Southwest)

Thursday, May 1, 2014

UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:

Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)

HIGH STAKES:

(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Champion vs Vengeance Promos, Money Open Challenge (89/B+)

This Supreme Rewind features a number of important events from the last Supreme TV, including Rich Money's open challenge for the SWF Title, which was answered by Jack Bruce, Brandon James, and Joey Minnesota, and the program-closing Nicky Champion and Vengeance promos. Rich Money is also shown observing different SWF Superstars at the announce table, and in particular, the focus is on Marc DuBois' gritty attempt at an upset over Joey Minnesota, and DuBois' subsequent beatdown on J-Minny. Also, we see brief clips of The All-Americans and The Platinum Blondes, two teams that held the World Tag Team Titles for most of 2013, imploding in the number one contender match for the tag belts - Dean Ansell getting counted out after trying to prevent Des Davids from helping Captain Atomic, and Freddy Garcia and Jamie Lee Prudence crashing against each other and allowing Sober Police to become number one contenders for the belts.

(VIDEO) Stardust Hypes Keith (62/C)

For winning last week's Mentor's Poll,
Matthew Keith has drawn a bye for tonight
, and the announcers explain this before we continue the previous series of High Stakes mentors talking about who, aside from their own rookies, believe could win the first season. Jefferson Stardust's pick is Matthew Keith, and he justifies this by saying that Matt's already tight with The Awesomeness' original mentor and discoverer Jack Bruce, and has all sorts of people helping him get better, including his own father, the legendary Sam Keith.

Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (45/D)

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In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat,
Michael Wilmington III defeated Spencer Spade
in 7:20 by pinfall with a Hollywood Hammer. (Marc DuBois made several attempts to interfere in the match, and was eventually banished by referee Ric Young.)

Florence

- This is the second time these two young men have met in the ring, and it looks like Mike Wilmington and Spencer Spade are now even!

Earnest

- Not a good time for Spencer Spade to lose. Last week, he had escaped elimination despite not getting the fans' support, and if he continues losing more often than he wins, he may be losing the mentors' support as well!

Curran

- Spade still has one more chance to redeem himself tonight, and that's in tonight's challenge, the Is Your Mentor Your Bro challenge, which happens to be worth three points instead of the usual two! That's coming up next, as we see which five rookies are on the same page as their mentors as of the second month of High Stakes Season 1.

(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Is Your Mentor Your Bro? (74/B-)

Peter Michaels is in the ring after the break, and he echoes what Sammy Curran said earlier - this challenge, and all others until the last one for the season, is worth three immunity points, and the goal is to have as many matching answers as possible with your mentor. Michaels says that he will ask the rookies random questions relevant to High Stakes and the SWF in general, and each mentor will write their own answers to the same questions on their designated whiteboards. Here are the results and answers of this interesting new challenge:

QUESTION #1
- What was your mentor's first impression of you?

Wilmington - Arrogant third-generation guy.
James - Braggart just coz he's 3rd-gen.

Sunlight - I dunno, man. Fellow musician?
The Awesomeness - LSD freak, dude!

M. Keith - Eric thought I was a threat to him, but he didn't wanna admit it.
E. Eisen - I THOUGHT U WERE COOL!

O'Farraday - Bringer of PAIN.
Money - Potentially MONEY.

Spade - He thought I could be the greatest SWF Superstar EVAH!
DuBois - The greatest (in his own mind).

QUESTION #2
- What do you think is your biggest weakness at this point of the competition?

Spade - I dunno, man. I think I'm too cocky, but I don't really consider that a weakness.
DuBois - ARROGANT PRICK!!!

Wilmington - I think I need to compose myself better in the clutch.
James - Lack of clutch skillz.

Sunlight - I think I'm too out there, man, too dangerous and stuff.
The Awesomeness - Utter disregard for his own self.

M. Keith - Look, I've pretty much given up on winning this challenge. But my biggest weakness is the brawling game.
E. Eisen - EVERYTHING.

O'Farraday - I ain't no technician like that wuss Matthew Keith, and I don't pretend to be.
Money - He's not Money with his submissions.

QUESTION #3
- And your best strength at this point?

O'Farraday - I HURT PEOPLE, DAMMIT!!! That's a strength...MY STRENGTH!
Money - No one's stronger than big Fin.

Spade - I'm a good all-rounder, like my mentor, though I can get a bit crazy at times..
DuBois - Special Spencer is my Sensational Spitting Image!

Wilmington - I'm a good speaker on the microphone.
James - Verbal abillity. [sic]

Sunlight - Achieving the impossible, man...stayin' alive in battle royals...
The Awesomeness - Skye's a damn good singer, man!

M. Keith - Ah, what the heck. I'm a good technician, always have been.
E. Eisen - LIVING OFF HIS DAD'S FAME AND FORTUNE

QUESTION #4
- If you weren't part of High Stakes' initial batch of rookies, what would you be doing in life?

M. Keith - Going back to school and getting my degree.
E. Eisen - BUMMING OFF OLD MAN SAM

O'Farraday - I'd be in JAIL, man!
Money - Driving a truck and getting paid peanuts.

Spade - Hollywood, perhaps? I mean, I've got the looks, I've got the athletic frame....
DuBois - Starring in teeny-bopper young adult movies and s---.

Wilmington - I'd probably manage the family business.
James - He'd find a way 2 make it to SWF.

Sunlight - I'd be a musician back home in Atlanta, playin' psychedelic garage rawk...
The Awesomeness - Rockin' out in ATL, baby!

After four questions, Spencer Spade and Marc DuBois have shocked everyone despite their slightly disjointed answers - all of them are technically correct, and that gives Spade his first immunity points! Mike Wilmington/Brandon James are second with 3/4, Skye Sunlight/Awesomeness and Findlay O'Farraday/Rich Money have 2/4, while Matthew Keith/Eric Eisen are at the bottom with no points. Michaels, however, is not through with the Keith/Eisen duo, as he asks everyone to go back to the locker room, and Eisen to remain where he is. According to Marvin Earnest, Michaels is going to show Eisen why they call him "The Dean"...

CHALLENGE WINNER
- Spade. Spencer Spade gets three immunity points.

(ANGLE) Michaels Strips Eisen of Mentoring Duties (80/B)

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For Peter Michaels, Eric Eisen's antagonistic attitude against his rookie Matthew Keith has gone too far, and Eisen's particularly disdainful answers in the last challenge were the last straw. Michaels says that as High Stakes Talent Coordinator, he is relieving Eisen of his mentoring duties, to which Eisen says he's actually thankful - he was wondering how long he'd be stuck with the "stuck-up, know-it-all" Matthew Keith anyway. Michaels adds that Eisen is suspended from mentoring indefinitely, meaning he's hardly likely to be invited back in subsequent seasons. As for Keith's new mentor, Michaels has booked Lenny Brown's old mentor Steve Frehley and Calum's old mentor Freddy Garcia in a one-on-one match, with the winner getting to mentor Keith for the rest of the season.

Skye Sunlight (w/The Awesomeness) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money) (44/D)

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In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat,
Skye Sunlight beat Findlay O'Farraday
in 8:49 by pinfall with a Skye Diver.

Florence

(screaming like a teenage schoolgirl)

- AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Skye Sunlight has done it...he has ended Findlay O'Farraday's winning streak in singles competition on High Stakes! And all he had to do was counter that Atomic Spinebuster, DDT the bigger man, and go for the Skye Diver. AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Earnest

- Well, there you have it - High Stakes' official host admitting her schoolgirl-esque crush on Skye Sunlight. But I've gotta agree with you, Mel. That was an impressive victory, and proof positive that Skye Sunlight is indeed one of the favorites in this competition!

Curran

- Hardly anyone gave him a chance at the start of High Stakes. After all, he was better-known in his home state of Georgia as a musician. Still, Skye Sunlight has been around quite a lot. He's developed a reputation as a daredevil high-flyer who's impervious to pain and capable of escaping tight spots, and he's sure deliverin' as advertised here on High Stakes!

(VIDEO) DuBois Hypes Calum (66/C+)

Since this video was shot last week, Marc DuBois still has long hair in it, and he's actually hyping someone who's just gotten eliminated - Calum! DuBois, in his traditionally unhinged way, talks about how Calum has a "life outside of High Stakes" and how he, like the rest of the modeling world, is "weird in such a unique way" and in possession of a "winning character that should resonate with the SWF Galaxy." DuBois does not, at any point, mention Calum's wrestling skills, and once the video's over, the announcers are just as clueless about what the Maniac was talking about...

Steve Frehley vs Frederique A. Garcia (72/B-)
[Winner Gets to Mentor Matthew Keith from Week 9 Onwards)

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In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd,
Steve Frehley defeated Frederique A. Garcia
in 10:12 by pinfall with a Frehley's Comet.

(ANGLE) Frehley and Matt Keith Form Alliance (65/C)

Steve Frehley remains in the ring, holding up his silver Nothing to Lose Briefcase and celebrating his victory, when he is joined by Matthew Keith, who gives him a hearty handshake and congratulates him for the win! Neither man asks for a mic, but it's clear to the fans watching at the RIMAC Arena and at home that the Dark Destroyer, whom Keith had hung out with just recently, should mesh well with the second-generation Keith, at least in storyline terms.

UPRISING:

(ANGLE) Swoop and Cage Argue, Match Booked (51/D+)

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The "main" part of Uprising starts not with the announcers hyping the show, but with a shot of Swoop McCarthy in the locker room, playing SWF 2K14 on the PS4 and using his user-created "King Swoop" character to defeat Corporal Doom in a simulation of 1981's first-ever Supreme Challenge. The King Swoop character is wearing a big afro to match with the times, and as he makes his victory celebration on the TV screen, the real Swoop acknowledges Dawn the Cheerleader and Lisa's presence, much to the chagrin of Roger Cage, who has just walked in.

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Cage
- You...a man in his mid-20s who plays video games...are makin' it with these two lovely ladies?

Swoop
- What's it to 'ya, mate? They're just friendlies..after all, Liser over here's dating Hashtag Edd, while Dawn...seems ta' prefer glam rockers like The Awesomeness.

Cage
- Oh, I see. Friendlies, huh? Well, that's all they're ever gonna be, Crocodile Dundee, unless you drop the video games and start showin' up at Big Joe's Gym. Clever, huh? Of course it is, because I didn't become the best pickup artist in the West Coast by spendin' all my time playin' SWF 2K14 or what-have-you. I worked on my pickup lines...my puns...my smooth approach..

Swoop
- Look here, Roger, I don't need no datin' advice from you! Back home in Australia, not that I wanna brag, I had no trouble gettin' the girls, and...

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As Cage and Swoop argue, Uprising GM Eric Tyler barges into the game room, unplugs the PS4 from the TV set, and, much to Swoop's horror, smashes the $399 console against the wall!

Swoop
- Good God, Mr. Tyler! That console cost me four hundred dollaridoos!

Tyler
- You can afford another one, Swoop. And once you buy yourself a new PlayStation One, Xbox 4, or whatever, leave it at your flat, your hotel room, or wherever, but don't bring them into my locker room. Understand?
(notices Cage is also in the room)
You doing anything tonight, Robert?

Cage
- The name's "Smooth" Roger Cage, and since I can tell you're one of those super-serious military types...

Tyler
- Since neither of you look busy...I am booking Robert Cade, er...Roger Cage...vs Swoop McCartney in a singles match.

Swoop milks his fun babyface gimmick by singing the screaming part of "Hey Jude" in reference to Tyler's nth faux pas with worker names, but gets shut up by the dead-serious Uprising GM and warned once again about bringing "video game paraphernalia" to the locker room.

Earnest

- Earlier today, Mr. Tyler called me "Martin Hermes." What is it with that man?

Fry

- He's new to the SWF, and he's busy! Cut him some slack, would you, MARTY? I'm Duane Fry, and ain't nobody gonna mess up that name! We are here tonight at the RIMAC Arena in San Diego, and tonight promises to be yet another evening of mediocre wrestling from SWF Superstars too lazy, talented and/or incompetent to be booked on Supreme TV! And yes, the men callin' tonight's evening of mediocrity with me are none other than Martin Hermes and Stephen Curry. If you ask me about the black eye, you probably failed to watch Tuesday's Supreme TV, where a much larger man had clocked me in the face with no apparent provocation!

Earnest

- Yeah, but you were provoking someone else...the Dean of SWF Announcers, no less!

Curran

- I can dig all that! After all, Steph Curry is one of the NBA's finest point guards, while I never got past third string on my high school team. And Marvin, I'd say it was just about time somebody gave Duane a taste of his own medicine...WITH HONOR!

Fry

- Still, I wasn't provoking Valiant. He was messing with something he shouldn't have been messing with. You two better get your facts straight, but being that you normally don't, it's no surprise why you're stuck here workin' the Z-show.

Earnest

- Well, so are you, Duane!

Fry

- Through no fault of my own, Marvelous Marty! But let's give it a rest with the wrong name-calling, shall we? We've got some bush-league wrestling to bring to you tonight, and that includes The Awesomeness in singles action against The New Darkness Warriors. For those who are too dense to get that, lemme break it down for you all. Robert Darkness will be facing Huey Cannonball, while John Darkness will be in action against Jefferson Stardust.

Earnest

- And we've also got ANOTHER last-minute addition to tonight's lineup, aside from Swoop MCCARTHY vs ROGER Cage. Joey Minnesota's got a lot to prove to Commissioner Barry Bowen if he wants to make the SWF Title match at Times of Trouble into a four-way, and he shall be up against Joe Sexy in tonight's main event, here on Uprising!

Curran

- But first, we shall see Duane Fry's favorite tag team that isn't called The Pain Alliance, 24/7 Partay Dudez, up against two local boys from San Diego, Ashton Barnaby and Andy DeBottom.

Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense) (37/D-)

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In an extremely short match,
24/7 Partay Dudez defeated Andy DeBottom and Ashton Barnaby
in 4:21 when Stevie defeated Barnaby by pinfall with a Platinum Hit Record. (Freddy Garcia was watching the Partay Dudez from ringside, once again hinting at a possible future gimmick for the Fabulous One.)

When Animals Attack vs Caleb Idol and Jordan Williams (50/D+)

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In an extremely short match,
When Animals Attack defeated Caleb Idol and Jordan Williams
in 3:54 when Masked Cougar defeated Jordan Williams by pinfall with an I am Cougar, Hear Me Roar.

Fry

(letting out an arrogant yawn)

- Are these local yokels done making fools out of themselves?

Earnest

- Yes they are, Duane, and if you ask me, Messrs. DeBottom, Barnaby, Idol, and Williams all showed a lot of effort in those two matches.

Fry

- If you're so pathetic you can't even beat the dregs of the SWF, then you had better find yourself a new day job, brother, because you ain't gonna make a dime in this business gettin' beaten up by Supreme's equivalent of benchwarmers!

(PROMO) Sober Police Rant About The Amazing Bumfholes (68/C+)

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The Sober Police are in the ring, getting a chance on Uprising that they'll probably never get on Supreme TV - they're cutting a promo against The Amazing Bumfholes. And it's a promo centering on the Bumfs' penchant for partying, and how they continue living it up despite the scare they got at the hands of The New Darkness Warriors. As Squeeky McClean and Jackson Marlowe are the "Sober Police" it makes sense that the gentler-looking McClean is promo-ing as the proverbial "good cop", while the tough-looking Marlowe is the figurative "bad cop."

McClean
- We don't care for John and Robert Darkness' heavy-handed approach, Bumfholes. They talk about sin and damnation and atonement, while we talk about health and well-being, two things you can ill afford to lose in the prime of your lives.

Marlowe
- When I was your age, Randy and Zimmy, I was always in need of more liquid courage...up to the point where it wasn't liquid courage anymore, but a means to an end. My idea of sustenance, and what a bad idea it was. By choosing to live like you do, bruddas, you are choosing to be unworthy of wearing your tag team belts, just like I was of even being hired by the SWF at the height of my alcoholism.

McClean
- You'll need to eat right. Train hard. Stop it with the partying and carousing, the all-night drinking sessions with your Bumfhoholics, the college boy lifestyle that has done you zero favors. Stay in with your dates. Play board games over a glass of chocolate milk or a cup of tea. I'm sure they'll find it more fun and fulfilling than another night in the club.

Marlowe
- Alas, it may be too little, too late, Bumfholes. You're so far into your decadent lifestyles that it's scary to think how much potential you've wasted...and how easy it will be for us, two clean and sober individuals, to take you on a Rehab Cruise and clean you up the hard way...or no way at all.

McClean
- Health is wealth, Amazing Bumfholes. All it takes is a little will power...and a lot of cold turkey. We know you can do it, and even if you lose your titles at Times of Trouble once sober, at least you can take solace in the fact that YOU DID IT...and won the bigger battle in life...the one against the bottle.

Swoop McCarthy vs Roger Cage (52/D+)

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In an extremely short match, Roger Cage defeated Swoop McCarthy in 3:36 by pinfall with a PUA Plunge.

Fry

- You may be the best SWF 2K14 player backstage, Swoop, but when it comes to actual wrestling...you are nothin' but the biggest flash in the pan to emerge from Australia since Yahoo Serious.

Earnest

- That won't be the last we'll be seeing of Roger Cage for tonight, because his Secrets of the Smooth talk show, which you'd normally see on Supreme TV...

Fry

- ...has been moved right where it belongs...on the SWF's biggest 150-minute waste of time, Uprising. That's where it's gonna be this week, though you gotta admit that Roger Cage does make a good point when he talks about gettin' the girl and stuff. It's useless information given the fact that this is a WRESTLING SHOW, or at least supposed to be one, but good information nonetheless.

Earnest

- Duane, are you aware that you have just contradicted yourself?

Curran

- Yeah, Duane! Has Valiant's punch messed up your thinking a bit?

Fry

- Useless information can sometimes be good information in the right context, so zip it if you've got nothin' useful to say, Sucky Sammy!

Curran

- How juvenile. How immature. Sucky Sammy? Oh well. It's been nearly two months workin' with you, Duane, so I shouldn't be surprised.

Huey Cannonball (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jefferson Stardust) vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness) (63/C)

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In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat,
Robert Darkness defeated Huey Cannonball
in 8:44 by pinfall with a Darkness Buster after a distraction from John Darkness.

Fry

- As Vengeance is fond of quotin', pride comes before the fall. The Awesomeness think they're hot s--- just because they were able to lop off The Sex Maniacs' locks and avoid becomin' known as The Hairlessness? Well, Robert Darkness sure gave Huey Cannonball a dose of reality out there!

Curran

- This isn't over yet, Duane. We've still got Jeff Stardust vs John Darkness in tonight's semi-main event, and we should see in that match whether Jeff could make up for his teammate's failure to put Robert Darkness away and keep The Awesomeness' momentum going!

Jefferson Stardust (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Huey Cannonball) vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness) (56/C-)

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In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat,
John Darkness defeated Jefferson Stardust
in 9:47 by pinfall with a Crash Diet. (Both Awesomeness vs NDW's singles matches were very open and competitive, though John and Robert Darkness' penchant for helping each other out illegally had doomed The Awesomeness, who are not looking better for this feud so far.)

Curran

- 0-for-2 for the evening. Not a good evening for The Awesomeness.

Earnest

- They probably need someone like Jack Bruce in their corner, though I also must add that these two men have been tag team specialists, and a tag team for much longer than The New Darkness Warriors.

Fry

- Their win last week, and yes, I did watch it at home while tryin' not to hurl my remote at the tube whenever Mike Wilmington would speak, was a FLUKE! The Awesomeness winnin' a match of any kind is like Remo's hometown losers, the Minnesota Vikings, defeatin' the Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks, though if I may note, Remo was an all-state football player in high...

Earnest

- Enough with the Remo commercials, Duane. We know. We know you're gonna segue into another explanation of why Remo is this, and why Remo is that.

(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews Captain Atomic (70/C+)

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After quickly bragging about how quickly he disposed of Swoop McCarthy, Roger Cage introduces tonight's guest, a man whose "pickup lines" should never be imitated by anyone who wants to get the girl, Captain Atomic. Some of the highlights of this week's Secrets of the Smooth interview are as follows:

Atomic
- ROOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGUUUUUEEEEEEE!!!!!! YOU DIRTY ROTTEN RAPSCALLION RAGAMUFFIN FROM THE MALEVOLENT, MALEFICENT AND MALADROIT MONEY-CHASE ORGANIZATIOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!! THE LITTLE NEUTRONS AND PROTONS HAVE DEMANDED THAT I SEEK MYSELF A NEW CHALLENGING CHAMPIONSHIP CHALLENGE AFTER MY CLIMAXING CONQUEST OF JUNGLE JACKSON MARLOWE, THE FORMER JUNGLE LOOOOOORD WIIIIIIIIIN, NOW JUNGLE LORD LOOOOOOOOSE...AND THE GODS HAVE SMILED UPON THIS RADIOACTIVE RABBLE-ROUSER AND GIVEN ME THAT CHALLENGING CHAMPIONSHIP CHALLENGER IN YOUUUUUUUUU...

Cage
- Pardon me for a moment, Captain Atomic, but I believe I left my gibberish-to-English dictionary in the car. Could you explain to me in simple terms what your game plan is against Rogue? Take note, SWF Galaxy, this is NOT how you want to propose to your girlfriend, should you be lucky enough to have one, or approach women at the bar or at the coffee shop. Captain Atomic is here mainly for educational purposes...

Atomic
- THE PLAAAAAAAAANNNNNN?!?!?!? THE PLAAAAAAAN, ROGER THE ROCKET WHO MAKES ALL THE RACKET, IS TO SUMMON ALL THE ENERGY OF THREE HUNDRED SIXTY FIVE COAGULATING CHERNOBYLS AND THREE THOUSAND THREE MILE ISLANDS AND USE THE THOUGHT OF THAT ENERGY TO BLAAAAAAAAST THE DIRTY ROTTEN DIRTY DEEDS SASQUATCH SCOUNDREL ROOOOOOOOOGUUUUUUE...INTO ALPHA KAPPA KINGDOM COOOOOOOME!!!!!!!

Cage
- I said in ENGLISH, Captain Atomic. Not Radioactivese, or whatever you call that language of yours.

Atomic
- WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAAAAAAAY, RAPSCALLION ROOOOO-GEEEEERRRRRRR?!?!!? I ALREADY TOLD YOU OF MY SUPERCHARGED STRATEGY TO KEEP THIS BLASTED BELT IN MY PROTON-CHARGED POSSESSION!!!!!!! SO LET ME JUST CLOSE BY SAYING THIS...NOBODY, NOT ROGUE, NOT YOU, NOT JUNGLE LORD LOSE...NONE OF YOU...ARE GOING TO LIKE ME...AND WOULD STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME...ONCE I GET RAAAAAAADIOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAACTIVE!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Cage concludes the interview by saying that it was small consolation he barely understood Atomic's last statement, and again warns the "losers...in love" of the SWF Galaxy to avoid Captain Atomic's verbiage at all costs if they "want to get the girl."

Joey Minnesota vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois) (76/B-)

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In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd,
Joey Minnesota defeated Joe Sexy
in 13:12 by pinfall with an Empire Spiral. (True to their new storyline, Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois hit the ring with matching Sex Maniacs SWF t-shirts and the words "PICK US, RICH! WE'RE MONEY!" at the back of the shirts. But Money still seems unimpressed, as he was shown on the Supreme-Tron watching the match inside his limousine, and looking uninterested, especially when Minnesota pinned Sexy.)

Earnest

- I guess with that match behind us, Joey Minnesota is now one step closer to turning the three-way SWF Title match at Times of Trouble into a four-way Supreme Extreme extravaganza, and Joe Sexy is officially off Rich Money's shortlist.

Fry

- And thank God this evening of shoddy wrestling action is finally behind us as well! Be sure to watch Supreme TV next Tuesday, though, as I shall be announcing the stipulations Remo and myself have decided on for that typical day in the office on May 18, 2014 - his World Heavyweight Title defense against Valiant.

Curran

- I'm sure you're gonna choose somethin' that favors Remo...

Fry

- How sure are you, Sammy? Because I might just choose a stipulation that would favor Valiant, just to prove that my client, my best friend, RRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON, can dominate and win in any situation, even if the odds are seemingly stacked against him!

Earnest

- We'll be watching then, Duane, but we'll certainly be rooting for Valiant at Times of Trouble. Just like we did when he shut you up with that punch. For Duane Fry and Sammy Curran, this is Marvin Earnest - M-A-R-V-I-N E-A-R-N-E-S-T for you, Mr. Tyler, signing off and saying goodnight! See you next Thursday late night, only here on C.A.N.N., for another episode of SWF Uprising!

HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 8):

O'Farraday 6-2
Sunlight 5-3
Wilmington 5-3
Keith 4-3
Spade 3-5
Calum 1-6 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 7)
Perez 2-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)
Brown 1-5 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)

IMMUNITY POINTS:

O'Farraday - 7
Keith - 7
Wilmington - 6
Sunlight - 5
Spade - 3
Calum - 2 (ELIMINATED)

SWF Uprising Final Grade -
76/B-
SWF Uprising Rating - 0.95

3rdStringPG · June 13, 2014

THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, APRIL WEEK 4 2014

PREDICTION GAME SCORES - APRIL 2014
MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose ring music for select workers who don't have any (e.g. Joey Minnesota, Edd Stone, Squeeky McClean, Jackson Marlowe, etc.)

Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify

kieranforthewin - 47/55, 85% (+5/7, 4/5, +1)
White Dolphin - 44/55, 80% (+6/7, 5/5)
hydrogen001 - 42/55, 76% (+6/7, 3/5)
Midnightnick - 42/55, 76% (+4/7, 5/5)
Psycho Sam - 32/43, 75% (+7/7, 2/5)
KnowYourEnemy - 38/55, 69% (+6/7, 4/5)

flaviooooo - 24/32, 75%

After several prediction games, long-time predictor kieranforthewin lives up to his name and wins the April contest! I should be sending you a PM with a list of workers whom I need ring music for, sometime within the next 2-3 days. May be out of the house all day tomorrow.

I should be doing monthly maintenance on the roster pages and index during the weekend, and while the WWE's recent spring cleaning inspired me to take a look at my roster and see if I can take out some trash, I only ended up cutting Everest. Had it with his whining about being stuck in developmental, so I decided to release him. And I've let BJ O'Neill's contract expire, so the SWF's 2014 spring cleaning has resulted in two casualties.

Jack Bruce just keeps bringing it - even when he "struggles when going off-script", his promos are still good for a perfect score!

Bit of a close call with Squeeky McClean's last promo. As part of his gimmick in the Sober Police, he's the "good cop" to Jackson Marlowe's "bad cop", and I could've sworn I was imagining Bo Dallas saying Squeeky's final line. Guess I made him a bit too "inspirational", but Squeeky did close things off by specifying what battle he was talking about...the one against "the bottle."

Mwahahahaha! Time to stick in some totally face Quebecs who love their home country and get booed because of it!

I'm quite interested in Nicky Champion. He seems way different than KP, and it's interesting to see a lot of stuff happen.

Nope, he's definitely no Marty/Gary Stu, or a perfect, idealized fanfic character. As you saw on the last segment, he's not above stiffing people deliberately, as he did with Big Smack Scott. And he doesn't seem to have any problem "sleeping with the enemy"...and doing so literally! We shall find out soon where Nicky and Emma go from here...after their wild post-Supreme TV escapade.

As for the first part of that post? I think I've got a hankering for some Pawent Puwowesu. Hang in there, because Mr. Pawent shall be getting a call from Peter Michaews (or whomever I decide on as his replacement) in the near future.

Comment: Cali Dragons

Nice guess, but I'm targeting Mikey James for a future season of High Stakes. As for Frankie Perez? Guy doesn't want to go to RIPW after getting eliminated from the first season, so I've "punished" him by making him the new Plata. Greg Gauge/Keith remains in his original role as Oro, though. Ah, the joy of having masked jobbers in your promotion.

Comment: Because breaking kayfabe shoots such as Joey's don't go unpunished, and Dick Eisen needs a reason to promote the Nepotism

Joey's actually tight with the Eisen boys. And with Peter Michaels' days as booker numbered, it would appear that the Eisens are making most of the booking decisions now.

Comment: I'm beginning to think that the Partay Dudez end up as tag champions with the push.... great way to get Stevie over, and they have to be at least lower midcard by now with the wins they're racking up, plus you get to use Freebird rules which are always fun.

Yup, they're now lower midcard and have gotten a decent popularity boost. Freebird rules? Thanks for reminding me! Might as well do that, so as to use J-Sense more than I presently am.

Comment: Yeah I'm out of silver bullets for now with the lyrics gag.

Still better than Nickelback. Or One Direction.

3rdStringPG · June 13, 2014

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - And a new in-game month has just begun! Predictions are now open, though I haven't decided yet on a prize for the May contest. I'll probably have the winner choose another shoot interview subject for Pro Wrestling Hits.</p><p> </p><p> Oh, and thank you to all those who helped SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! win May C-Verse DOTM! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Your support is definitely appreciated. </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/RecentlyonSupremeTV_zps7636be51.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...Rich Money made two important announcements at the start of Supreme TV - first, he said that he would be holding "open tryouts" for the Money-Chase Organization, and second, he issued an open challenge for his SWF Title at Times of Trouble. For the first announcement, Money was unsatisfied with most of the wrestlers he scouted while joining Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen at the announce table. </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...For the second Money announcement, Jack Bruce, Brandon James, and Joey Minnesota all stepped up to accept the open challenge, and Commissioner Barry Bowen would end up booking Bruce and James vs Money in a No Count-out, Modified No-DQ Supreme Extreme Match at Times of Trouble. This would mean no count-outs nor disqualifications in normal circumstances, with Supreme Extreme Rules applying; the only time someone can be disqualified is if another person interferes on his behalf. Bowen would also honor Money's request that if he gets disqualified, he loses the title.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Minnesota, feeling left out and cheated by not being asked if he wants to take advantage of his rematch clause or not, would not be included in the booking, and would complain vehemently to Bowen, saying that regardless whether he's new to the SWF or not, he has a right to a rematch. Bowen would come close to acquiescing, telling Minnesota that he would be added to the SWF Title match only if he wins all his matches before Times of Trouble, and that if he, or anyone else colludes with each other in the SWF Title match at Times of Trouble, that will also result in disqualification.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...#Edd lost his first match in the SWF following his DQ win over Findlay O'Farraday, falling to Rogue and getting beaten down following the match, another hint that manager Lisa's real-life father Barry Bowen (a fact that's yet to be acknowledged) does not approve of her relationship with #Edd. </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Recently-shorn Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois, a.k.a. The Sex Maniacs, were very open in admitting that they want to be chosen by Money to join the Money-Chase Organization, but neither man impressed the Moneyman that much. Sexy would lose a match vs Joey Minnesota on Uprising, while DuBois would do well in the ring, but lose to Minnesota a few days prior on Supreme TV, and not even a brutal post-match assault on J-Minny would sell Money on DuBois. According to Money, he wouldn't be too keen on either Sex Maniacs unless they let the "crazy chick" (Louise Cannon) go as their manager.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Eric Eisen would cut his first major promo against Lobster Warrior ahead of their US Title match at Times of Trouble, and aside from vowing to avenge how Lobby got Enforcer Roberts fired from the SWF in storyline, he made reference to Lobby's young fans, calling them the "Baby Demographic" and promising to win the US belt and hurt the reigning champ so bad that he'll have no choice but to retire.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...It was a different kind of tag team turmoil in the three-way number one contender match to determine The Amazing Bumfholes' tag title opponents at Times of Trouble. The match was won by the newest tag team, Sober Police, but two longtime teams that had held the belts for 10 out of 12 months back in 2013 seemed to be imploding at that match. All-Americans Dean Ansell and Des Davids showed signs of fracturing once again, as Davids abandoned the match to attend to a badly-beaten up Captain Atomic; legal man Ansell left the ring to convince Davids to stay in his corner, but would end up counted out just as he was about to reenter the ring, thus eliminating the All-Ams. Meanwhile, a misunderstanding between Freddy Garcia and Jamie Lee Prudence would cost the Blondes the match and make the good-cop/bad-cop anti-drinking duo of the Sober Police number one contenders to the Bumfs' tag titles.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Though it was thrilling to see The Champions of Honor win a tough six-man tag match against Remo and The Pain Alliance (unofficially dubbed as "Duane Fry's Guys" for now), the biggest pop of the evening was reserved for Valiant, who did what so many people had wanted someone to do since the midway mark of January - pop Duane Fry in the face, just as Fry was threatening to "bitch-slap" Peter Michaels. </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...For beating Barry Bowen at Old School Supreme TV and putting the Commish under a lot of stress, Angry Gilmore would be given a week-long vacation, together with Jessie, though Gilmore explained from his home in Toronto that it was actually a suspension without pay. Gilmore, who was booked earlier against Marat Khoklov at Times of Trouble, told Peter Michaels via phone patch that he's confident he could defeat the much larger Khoklov with his superior quickness, smarts, and skills. After keeping his temper in check for the duration of the interview, Gilmore would snap at Rich Money, thus ending the interview abruptly as Angry's kids got scared when they heard their father shouting.</em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> ...Supreme TV ended with Nicky Champion cutting a promo on Times of Trouble Cage Escape Match opponent Vengeance, calling him by his real name and saying with confidence that the Father of Darkness is a "mere mortal" and the "false prophet" many others think he is. Vengeance, having had enough of Champion's amped-up taunts and jokes, would rebut Champion by saying that his illegal elimination of the Hawkeye was just "the tip of the iceberg." After showing how he and The New Darkness Warriors had assaulted Valiant and Lobster Warrior in the locker room while Champion was cutting his promo, Champion would charge and attack Vengeance, only to get beaten down three-on-one by The Family of Darkness.</em></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">SWF Supreme TV</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Greensboro Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> May 6, 2014 (Week 1)</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Plata (Frankie Perez) vs Jay Chord </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Des Davids vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Lobster Warrior and Valiant vs The New Darkness Warriors</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Steve Frehley vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Joey Minnesota vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Angry Gilmore and Brandon James vs Rogue and ?????</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>SWF Uprising</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong> Thursday, May 8, 2014 (Week 1)</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFUprising_zps6a72ec30.jpg</span></p><div style="text-align:center;"></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (High Stakes matches not included)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy vs The Bad Newz Bearz</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Donnie J vs J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Platinum Blondes</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Captain Atomic © vs ?????</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Comment:</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bonus Question</strong></div></div></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble?</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> A) I Quit Match</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> B) Iron Man Match</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> C) Ladder Match</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> D) Last Man Standing</div></div></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> E) Street Fight</div></div></div></div><p></p></div></blockquote>

kieranforthewin · June 14, 2014

<p>Plata (Frankie Perez) vs <strong>Jay Chord</strong></p><p>

[Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</p><p>

Comment: Yep</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Des Davids</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment: Yep</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior and Valiant</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment: Because Valiant.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

Comment: Yep.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota </strong>vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

Comment: Tough call</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Angry Gilmore and Brandon James </strong>vs Rogue and ?????</p><p>

Comment: Rogues getting some good momentum, but I think James & Gilmore have enough to put Rogue and whoever mystery guy is(my moneys on faith)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, May 8, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy </strong>vs The Bad Newz Bearz</p><p>

Comment: Because Edd.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Donnie J </strong>vs J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</p><p>

Comment: I think.</p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Because the others are on loan, partay is permanent. </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: Personal preference. </p><p> </p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble?</p><p> </p><p>

A) I Quit Match</p><p>

B) Iron Man Match</p><p>

C) Ladder Match</p><p>

D) Last Man Standing</p><p>

<strong>E) Street Fight</strong> - Try to break Valiant's little code of honor mentally maybe.</p>

Midnightnick · June 14, 2014

<p>Plata (Frankie Perez) vs<strong> Jay Chord </strong></p><p>

[Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Lobster Warrior and Valiant vs <strong>The New Darkness Warriors</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Joey Minnesota vs<strong> Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore and Brandon James vs<strong> Rogue and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, May 8, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy </strong>vs The Bad Newz Bearz</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><strong>Donnie J</strong></strong> vs J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble?</p><p> </p><p>

A) I Quit Match</p><p>

B) Iron Man Match</p><p>

C) Ladder Match</p><p>

<strong>D) Last Man Standing</strong></p><p>

E) Street Fight</p>

KnowYourEnemy · June 14, 2014

<p>Plata (Frankie Perez) vs <strong>Jay Chord</strong></p><p>

[Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Jay Chord takes the dub over the jobber. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids </strong>vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment: <em>This will be close.</em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Lobster Warrior and Valiant </strong>vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment: <em>Left side is too over. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Sober Police aren't going to take the belts, so Squeeky doesn't get a mega-push victory. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Joey Minnesota vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Toss up, and I've been burned before by Minnesota, but Eric is on a roll</em></p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore and Brandon James vs <strong>Rogue and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>??? is Rich Money. </em></p><p> </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

SWF Uprising</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs The Bad Newz Bearz</p><p>

Comment: <em>Bad News, Bears. You're jobbing for the next 6-8 months.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>J-Sense takes this one, as the "Money-Chase wannabees fail to impress" storyline continues. </em></p><p><em>

</em></p><p>

Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs<strong> 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>No chance in hades</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: <em>Have to think Awesomeness reached a turning point with the victory over Sex Maniacs, and they'll take a dub over the not-quite-contenders. </em></p><p> </p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Captain Atomic goes in strong to his title match.</em></p><p><em>

</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) I Quit Match</strong></p><p>

B) Iron Man Match</p><p>

C) Ladder Match</p><p>

D) Last Man Standing</p><p>

E) Street Fight</p>

3rdStringPG · June 16, 2014

OOC - So I ended up releasing Scythe as well, thus making it three roster cuts for the SWF's spring cleaning.

Supreme TV may be up by Wednesday, so everyone still has a couple days to predict!

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SWF Scoop - Talent Purge Claims O'Neill, Everest, RIPW's Scythe

Posted by BRIAN CANDIDO on MAY 2, 2014

Yesterday, that dreaded SWF news release by the "SWF.com Staff" was posted on the company's official website, and in it we learned of Supreme's newest batch of "future endeavors."

BJ O'Neill

,

Everest

, and

Scythe

are now in search of new employment opportunities outside of the SWF, and in this special SWF Scoop, we shall take a look back at these three's SWF careers (or lack thereof, in Scythe's case) and what opportunities may await them.

BJ O'NEILL

The stunning, if diminutive Hawaiian Barbara Jean (BJ) O'Neill was hired by the SWF in 2006 and placed on the RIPW roster as one of the developmental territory's first few female talents, though it wasn't long before she was called up to the main roster to manage the Samoan Wildboyz, Akima Brave and Kid Toma. After the Wildboyz turned heel and dumped O'Neill in a rather misogynistic angle, she was assigned to manage the mic-poor American Machine, and later on Des Davids when the two formed The All-Americans. She had also, for a time, served as interim Commissioner of the SWF, though her lack of authoritative presence limited this run as authority figure to a mere two months.

Never a great talent on the mic nor as charismatic as Emma Chase or Jessie/Angel Fish, O'Neill's role on television had decreased as of late, and had last been seen quitting as Davids' manager due to her displeasure with his attitude towards American Machine (now Dean Ansell). Apparently, O'Neill had quit as Ansell's manager as well, and it wasn't quite explained why she had dumped the former A-Mach like she did Davids.

O'Neill's departure isn't a major one in terms of storylines, and unfortunately, her "one of the girls" image backstage hasn't done her any favors - again, she has never stood out like "senior" SWF Starlets Chase and Jessie, or even young vets like Dawn the Cheerleader or Hannah. The way we see it, she may be on TCW's radar, as the company is reportedly searching for talent to replace its current losses (Edd Stone, Jay Chord, Joey Minnesota) and future ones such as [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted].

EVEREST

The man born Elmer Kelly in Ellensburg, Washington was always a bigger star in Japan than in his home country. The 6'8"-495 Everest was a former BHOTWG World Tag Team Champion with Yasunobu Masuno ("Alliance 2K"), and he had been a world title contender in the Land of the Rising Sun despite numerous critiques about his poor work rate. In 2009, soon-to-be-replaced SWF head booker Peter Michaels had furiously lobbied to get Everest hired by Supreme, and he succeeded, though Michaels would be less than enamored by the big man's penchant for causing trouble backstage. Within his first month in the company, Everest had received disciplinary action for fighting (with Big Smack Scott), sleeping during a production meeting, showing up late for shows, and even letting rip with a stinky fart. He had also showed up in poor shape (little surprise there), and was subsequently demoted to RIPW for seasoning and training.

Everest's debut in the late summer of 2010 was teased with a series of vignettes hyping him as a monster from the Himalayas, and despite still being terrible in the ring, his immense size and strength made him believable as he squashed a series of contractual jobbers, including High Stakes Season 1 rookies Frankie Perez (as "Perry Francis") and Skye Sunlight (under his real name Rich Remington). He would also pull off quick wins against underneath guys with written deals, such as Knuckles, Shady K, and both Biggins brothers. Due to his similarly poor mic skills, he was assigned Emma Chase as a manager. The height of Everest's push came early in his run, as he challenged Jack Bruce for the SWF World Heavyweight Title, and saw his winning streak snapped as the Cream of the Crop defeated the Glacial Giant at Break Like the Wind 2010.

Bad attitude and weight problems, to say little of a total lack of improvement, continued to work against Everest, as he saw his push turn into mush starting in 2011. By 2013, he was a seldom-used enhancement talent, often counting the lights in handicap matches against face tag teams like The Amazing Bumfholes and The Awesomeness. His last TV appearance was in November 2013, where he was squashed by near-future endeavor American Machine in three minutes. At the start of 2014, he was demoted to RIPW for conditioning reasons (he had weighed 560 pounds at that time), and sources claim he was more interested in finishing entire pizza boxes rather than getting in shape. He had also picked backstage fights with Lassana Makutsi and Scythe (see below) and gotten in a drunken bar brawl with Billy "El Oso Polar de Canadiense" Bekowski in February. Hence his eventual release.

Needless to say, Everest (or "Evariste Frostillicus" on RIPW) will not be missed backstage, and his age and poor conditioning will make it hard for him to find gainful employment, even in Japan.

SCYTHE

Born Thomas (Tommy) Alexander in Tennessee, the 6'10"-328 Scythe had often been called "the next Vengeance", and that comparison has been more of a bane than a boon to the young giant. The former college basketball second-stringer had been working in RIPW for the past two years, and even with Phil "Enforcer" Roberts helping him improve dramatically in terms of ring work and basics, he ended up being surplus to the SWF. Sources claim Scythe's poor mic skills were the reason the SWF decided to cut their losses and let him go, without even giving him a shot on the main roster, or as a part of High Stakes.

Unfortunately, Scythe is still too raw for the big leagues, so his release may mean employment opportunities with the smaller companies, probably NYCW, where his slow brawling style may be better appreciated. Who knows? Maybe a trip to the non-SWF-affiliated indies could be the big break Scythe needs, and this may not be the end of his SWF dreams as we know it.

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SWF, SWF Scoop, BJ O'Neill, Everest, Scythe, future endeavors

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hydrogen001 · June 16, 2014

<p>Great show man! Jack Bruce just mentioned in his promo that he's going to be the first man to win two main event titles but didn't Rich Money already win the World Heavyweight Title? So that makes Money to be the first man to win two main event titles. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

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3rdStringPG · June 16, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show man! Jack Bruce just mentioned in his promo that he's going to be the first man to win two main event titles but didn't Rich Money already win the World Heavyweight Title? So that makes Money to be the first man to win two main event titles. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Good catch. Yeah, Jack Bruce says a lot of things, but I oughta fix that. Thanks! And since I forgot to reply to your comments on the last post-show OOC, yes, I admit Sam Keith's two turns in one night was a bit Russo-esque. Then again, he's only there for one night, and such Russo-esque actions shouldn't reflect on the rest of my booking going forward. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

Voeltzwagon · June 16, 2014

<p>Scythe! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.</p><p> </p><p>

Granted I feel he might be on the chopping block eventually in my SWF game too just because he is hardly improving compared to some of the other guys, but for some reason I still love the lug and want to use him so he remains under contract. It is just a bad sign for him since The Damned signed and he has been improving leaps and bounds to where the only thing Scythe has over him is the SQ so in the long run to where he may one day be the Vengeance replacement instead.</p>

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