SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

[White Dolphin]

<p>Plata (Frankie Perez) vs <strong>Jay Chord</strong></p><p>

[Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior and Valiant</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore and Brandon James</strong> vs Rogue and ?????</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs The Bad Newz Bearz</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs <strong>The Platinum Blondes</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic ©</strong> vs ?????</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble? <strong>D)</strong></p>

[Psycho Sam]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Greensboro Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

May 6, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Plata (Frankie Perez) vs <strong>Jay Chord </strong></p><p>

[Jay Chord's SWF Debut]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids</strong> vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior and Valiant</strong> vs The New Darkness Warriors</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Joey Minnesota</strong> vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore and Brandon James </strong>vs Rogue and ?????</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</p><p>

Thursday, May 8, 2014 (Week 1)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included)</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>#Edd (w/Lisa) and Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs The Bad Newz Bearz</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and 24/7 Partay Dudez)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Ace Youngblood and Max Mayhem (on loan from MAW) vs 2<strong>4/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) v</strong>s The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic © vs<strong> ?????</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - What basic stipulation will Duane Fry request for Remo vs Valiant II at Times of Trouble?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>A) I Quit Match</strong></p><p>

B) Iron Man Match</p><p>

C) Ladder Match</p><p>

D) Last Man Standing</p><p>

E) Street Fight</p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Well, it looks like Supreme TV won't make it by the end of the day Manila time - been busy with several work projects. Haven't even been able to do roster page maintenance or message last month's prediction game winner, but I'm on it. Expect to see Supreme TV up by Friday, but who knows? Maybe I'll somehow be able to sneak in some free time later on.</p><p> </p><p>

Was supposed to post this yesterday, but here's our pre-Supreme TV backstage segment, starring a rather disgruntled main eventer named Nicky Champion...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"Don't You Write Me Off Like That"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Tuesday, May 6, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Greensboro Coliseum, Greensboro, N.C.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

6:00 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Greensboro is just a couple hours from my hometown of Kinston, and I was definitely stoked to be wrestling tonight. My opponent was set to be Squeeky McClean, and though we fraternized in separate circles (Squeek's best friends were Angry Gilmore, Jessie, Steve Frehley, and Christian Faith), I loved wrestling against him. As a technician, Squeeky still had it, and he was also quite an underrated mic guy and actor; backstage, he'd often give me tips on how to convey the proper emotions once shooting would begin on SWF Studios' Under My Thumb. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Ah, the joy of wrestling in front of the home state audience. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Sup, Squeek...ready to try the spot we talked about last time?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I'm wrestling Steve tonight," Squeeky shrugged, as I tried to process what he had just told me. "Dunno how it happened, but the moment I got here, Mike was like, 'Change of plans, Squeek. You've got Frehley.'"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Now this nearly had me hitting the roof. Last week, it was Emma Chase who got written off TV - obviously the handiwork of a bitter Jerry Eisen. Christian Faith, who was rumored to be one of the top candidates to replace Peter Michaels as head booker, was barely featured, as his feud with Steve continued to cool. But since you couldn't write Emma Chase off two shows in a row, who would be the next logical choice to throw under the bus?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Why, they'd go for the man currently dating Ms. Chase. Me.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"They knew I'd be wrestling near home, Squeek," I sighed. "When will those guys learn how to move on and give it up?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I feel your pain, Nicky," said a rather solemn-sounding Squeeky, reminding me of the example of Quadruple B, as both Biggins brothers had heat with the Eisens a few years back, hence ending their push. "But we all gotta take things as they come," he continued. "Nobody wants to end up like Quad B did."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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Speaking of Emma, she was there with some quick words of encouragement, words she was no longer afraid to utter now that she had effectively turned the Klubb into a sausage party.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Aw, c'mon, babe, you shoulda known this was coming," said the Money-Chase Organization CEO in that husky, yet alluring voice of hers. Okay, so she's calling me "babe" now. Then again, that's what she used to call Jerry Eisen before he got put in the friendzone. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Don't worry 'bout a thing, honey. Rick doesn't want to give his sons control just yet. He is, after all, still best of friends with Christian. When the new booker takes over, there's no way anybody's gonna write us off Supreme TV."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I could only hope, Emma," I replied, trying to hold back my anger, and simultaneously noticing that Emma's blazer was a bit more gaping than usual...while her skirt...was also a little shorter than usual. Man, what I'd do to go out on another wild, hard-rockin' date with Ms. Chase...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Oh, Nicky? Feel free to hang out with the boys this week. But don't get back to the hotel too late!" </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

With that, Emma winked at me as I proceeded to look for the rest of the now-renamed Solid Hands. Yeah, getting taken off the card sucked, but it wasn't the end of the world. I still had that match against Vengeance at Times of Trouble, and we were determined to bring the house down with an epic cage escape match.</span></p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFWebsite_zps8eb9b964.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, May 6, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Greensboro Coliseum (North Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 17,656)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and "The Moneyman" Rich Money</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (Ana Garcia to handle backstage interviews again)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I am terribly sorry, MARKS of the SWF Galaxy. I know that this was supposed to be a one-time thing. But with last week's open tryouts for the Money-Chase Organization having yielded ZERO results, I have taken it upon me to rejoin Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen at the announce table, while your favorite piece of eye and ear candy, Ana Garcia, continues toiling away as backstage interviewer.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We're not happy about it either, Rich, but for what it's worth, we are here tonight at the Greensboro Coliseum in Greensboro, North Carolina, for tonight's Supreme TV! Class is in session, and I am the Dean, Peter Michaels, with Jerry Eisen and Rich Money.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Rich, I understand you've promised a tryout of great importance for tonight's main event. Care to fill us in on the details?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I can only say that it will be a tag team match featuring Angry Gilmore and Brandon James...versus Rogue and an unnamed competitor.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Surely that unnamed competitor is not yourself, nor is it Marat Khoklov.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Don't be silly, Jerry! I've got duties to take care of as I search for a replacement for Paul Huntingdon. And Marat is very busy back in Mother Russia, doing what he does best, and that is bringing down the pain upon the country's finest pit fighters. And... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>shakes his head</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> ...dammit, Jerry. I said TRYOUT, so it's obviously going to be someone outside of the MCO teaming with Rogue!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've got a great evening of action in store for you tonight, and aside from that mystery match, we'll also be having Joey Minnesota see if he can overcome United States Title number one contender Eric Eisen in singles action. Minnesota, as we saw yesterday, has to win all his matches in order to get his rematch for the SWF Title and make the Bruce vs Money vs James match a four-way!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I am disappointed in you, Peter. Why mention Bruce's name first when I, the SWF Champion and the face of this promotion, am sitting right next to you?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Money vs James vs Bruce. Happy now? </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> We'll also be seeing Jay Chord make his SWF debut , and, in tag team action, Lobster Warrior and Valiant hoping to avenge last week's beatdown in a tag team match against The New Darkness Warriors!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It also pains me to mention this, but we'll be having a Contract Signing Session later on this evening, as Duane Fry announces the stipulation he wants for Remo vs Valiant at Times of Trouble!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duane Fry with the Black Eye, and it sure served him right! Anyway, we'll be kicking things off in just a few moments from now, but first, here's one of your challengers, Rich Money, the Cream of the Crop and five-time former SWF World Heavyweight Champion, Jack Bruce.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Time to stretch out my legs and catch some Z's, because we're sure to hear more of the same from a man who never was Money to begin with.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Bruce Rants About Money</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/100_zps128a3a53.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, SWF Galaxy, I've been watchin' those guys for the past few months. First, it was just one man, Angry Gilmore, one man ragin' against the Money machine. Then we had Brandon James realizin' that he never got good lovin' from Ms. Emma Chase, so he decided to go out on his own...but waaaaaait! Brandon found out that fightin' the Money-Chase Organization, with Rich Money as Chairman and Marat Khoklov as class dunce, was no picnic! So he struck up friendships with the Angry man...then with Joey Minnesota from Noo Yawk State...Gilmore won the Battle for Supremacy...but where are we now, Constituents?!? I'm not discountin' the talents of those three men. They're kinda like Joe Perry, Tom Hamilton, and Joey Kramer of Aerosmith. Angus and Malcolm Young and Phil Rudd of AC/DC. Kim Thayil, Ben Shepherd, and Matt Cameron of Soundgarden. Suuuuure, they're all great in what they do...but none of them are frontmen. Gilmore, James, Minnesota, none of 'em are Steven Tyler, Bon Scott, Brian Johnson, Chris Cornell-types who can step out front and (sings the last line in a high, over-the-top voice) WAAAAAAAAIL their way to gloryyyyyyyy-yeah! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>I</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> am a frontman. May it be onstage with Kyle, Roger, and Jimmy, my childhood friends from Long Island and now my esteemed colleagues in the Jack Bruce Band....or in the ring, as a FIVE-TIME SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...and a future SWF Champion come May the 18th at Times of Trouble. And there ain't no one who can take the power back and rage against the Money machine...like a frontman. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd acknowledges Bruce by cheering "BRUCE CAN'T LOSE!" at the top of their lungs, but Bruce isn't done yet with his incendiary promo...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yeah, it's been a rough year for your Cream of the Crop, your Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION, your original party rockin' Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce of Long Island, Noo Yawk. My career's cheated death more often in five months than it had in the last five years. I've nearly had to miss time with back surgery. I've gotten ANNIHILATED by Remo...eliminated by Christian Faith at the Battle for Supremacy...had ta' deal with the fact that kids these days would rather waste their money on One Direction albums than spend the same amount of money for GOOD MUSIC from the Jack Bruce Band. But I've still got all of you, my Constituents, and I've still got my dreams...of winning a SIXTH main event title, an unprecedented SIXTH, SIXTH, SIXTH main event title and endin' that Rich Money's reign as SWF Champion and the Face of the SWF. You know how fast I plan ta' do that? You all know how it goes, SWF Galaxy. IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Plata (w/Oro) vs Jay Chord</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Jay Chord's SWF debut]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/373d1d77-033d-4667-9c7a-a16e6d849602_zpseea52445.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/95622952-2af9-47a5-a422-00d09bdd7132_zpseb2e4291.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/59_zps5697f9b7.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Normally, Jay Chord vs Plata would have meant a rematch between two second-generation studs, but Plata is no longer being played by Matthew Keith - Frankie Perez is the new man behind the silver mask, and he's giving Chord quite a good fight early on.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The new Plata is a bit more rest hold-oriented than the old one, though it seems as if his strikes are much stiffer - again, this is on account of the character being played by someone else.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">In the end, it's a quick win for "Mad at My Dad" Jay Chord, as the recent TCW signee blasts Plata with a Jay Chord DDT to win his first match in the SWF.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Chord in 5:22</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Let's be honest here. He's only 23 years old. I can't get behind someone with milk on his lips, though from what I've heard, he's got a taste for far stronger beverages...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Not that I'm encouraging you, Rich, to spend your money on Jay Chord, but that young man has shown us tonight that he can go places.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Like back to his dad for another handout! He may say that he's mad at his dad, but who's he gonna turn to when his SWF career goes pfft? Not to the MCO, that's for sure.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Des Davids (w/Dean Ansell) vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This is a singles battle between two men whose relations with their tag team partners seem to be going south, but Dean Ansell and Freddy Garcia remain supportive as ever of Des Davids and Jamie Lee Prudence respectively.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Interestingly, Prudence seems to be acting a lot less effeminate in this match, though he retains his pseudo-tough guy posing following impact moves after a DDT on Davids at 3:00.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Prudence has the upper hand at first, Davids gets it back at the middle part of the match, and looks ready to claim the win following a Touch Down at 5:20. Garcia, however, jumps on the apron and distracts referee Shane Stones, preventing a three-count.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Prudence recovers and regains control at 6:10, and seems to be dead-set on finishing off Davids as he climbs on the top rope following a side suplex, and goes for the Dear Prudence - the move formerly known as Surf's Up. Shockingly, Ansell shakes the top rope with Stones' back turned on the action, and that allows Davids to reluctantly cover the fallen Prudence and pick up the win. And Prime Time doesn't seem happy at all with Ansell's shady tactics.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Davids in 8:03</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I know the two of you are huge Prime Time fans, but it's not gonna happen. Anybody who needs their tag team partner to shake the ropes and throw the opponent off onto the mat is not Money enough...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Rich, your MCO wins matches with those same illegal tactics we saw from Dean Ansell, so what makes Des Davids different from...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My decisions are final, Jerry, and I have decided not to give either one of those men - Des Davids and Dean Ansell - a job offer with the Money-Chase Organization. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Shocking, shocking move from Ansell, and you saw earlier how Des Davids didn't appreciate those shenanigans from his longtime partner...kudos to you, Des!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Sex Maniacs and Cannon Ask to Be Invited to The MCO</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7a9f69fd-013c-48d9-92b4-f3d3599148ad_zps1362aa53.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/faa1fc28-147c-4ebb-9a10-6261daa75aa4_zps1f34eeef.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/63_zps12da1508.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Michaels, Eisen and Money continue talking about Davids' tainted victory against Prudence, the three are interrupted by the sudden arrival of Marc DuBois, Joe Sexy, and Louise Cannon, all of whom are begging to be let into the MCO!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Things are about to get SEXY...in the Money-Chase Organization!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look, Rich, Mr. Money, I know it appears as if our careers have hit the skids. I know that all those losses have driven me deeper into the deepest of deep ends... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pulls his hair apart before realizing he doesn't have any more hair)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> ...AND ALL THESE SETBACKS HAVE BEEN GETTIN' TO EACH OF US, TO THE POINT WHERE I CAN'T ENJOY IT ANYMORE WITH LOUISE!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - He's not lyin', Mr. Money...yesterday, Marky was on a roll...until he suddenly thought of all those times he's lost, or been put in situations where he can't win. Poor Marky couldn't get it up after that!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Thank goodness I was right around the corner! Wasn't I, Louise? </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Jesus. Do I have to hear about all this, former members of The UnStable? Do I have to hear about your dysfunctional love triangle and what happened in your communal bed last night, the other night, or whenever it was? I already said it last week - you're not Money enough to join the MCO.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YOU'RE MAKIN' THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR SWF CAREER, RICH!!!! Who's gonna win those tag team belts for you...Rogue and Casper, the Friendly Ghost? Who's gonna remind you of the messed-up world we live in and the messed-up SWF we work in when you're bored countin' that money?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And who's gonna give you free entrance passes to the gentleman's club of your choice? You need us, Rich, just as much as we need you.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look, I'm really touched by all of this, but... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as he makes a call on his cell phone)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Hello, security? Mr. Money here. I have three STALKERS hounding me at the announce table...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, no, NOT AGAIN!!!!! Callin' security on us AGAIN, Rich, Mr. Money? You know that ain't gonna work...you know that I can really let loose on those security guards, don't you?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - If you want us to leave, we'll leave, but I am tellin' you. And this is as sure as I'm gonna have a sextastic evening with our Louise and any given lady who as much as passes my way. You won't find anyone tonight. You'll have no choice but to go back to us...and give us jobs with the MCO.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cannon</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - AND THAT GOES FOR ME AS WELL, MR. MONEY!!!! Gonna show you who's a crazy chick... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(mutters incoherently to herself)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobster Warrior and Valiant (w/Angel Fish) vs The New Darkness Warriors</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Lobster Warrior has his feud against Eric Eisen to worry about, while Valiant is currently beefing with Remo, both Champions of Honor remain committed to helping Nicky Champion in his feud with Vengeance - the announcers stress that </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Nicky Champion (kayfabe) sprained his ankle in the previous week's beatdown at the hands of the Family of Darkness</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">, but remains confident he can wrestle Vengeance at Times of Trouble.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This may ordinarily seem like an easy squash for the much more over Valiant and Lobby, but John and Robert Darkness give the two faces a hard time, combining for some brutal tag moves, including an End of Discussion (Disco Ball) from Robert followed up with a top-rope splash from John.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Action is even between both sides for the most part, as Lobby has his moment when he nearly makes Robert D. tap out of the Crustacean Clutch at 5:10. Johnny D. jumps into the ring to attack Lobby, but Valiant jumps in as well, giving Darren Smith a lot of headaches with all four men in the ring at that point. He chooses not to disqualify anyone.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After a bit of isolation on Lobby, the Defender of the Deep makes a hot tag to Valiant, and that allows the Honorable One to Patriot Missile Robert D. off the apron, and beat down aggressively on Johnny D., finishing off with the V-Split at close to ten minutes. Yes, the NDW's gave Valiant and Lobby a hard time, but the good guys have won it.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Valiant and Lobby at 9:48</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Those two black-clad bozos are nothing without their leader in their corner. So what makes you think, even up to now, that I'd make a deal with the devil who claims he's an avenging angel?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Nobody was saying that, Rich. But what I was asking you is what you think about The New Darkness Warriors as a tag team, and how they'd theoretically fit in with your organization.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - They won't. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, I guess that's the end of that. As for Valiant and Lobby, I don't think you'd want a man in a lobster suit representing your company...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That is absolutely right, but Valiant? When he's not bullying smaller guys like Duane Fry, I like him well enough in the ring. But when you're so hung up on doing things "with honor", you lose sight of what's Money, and with that in mind, I see him as being too high-risk for the MCO. You gotta be ruthless if you want to be Money, and I don't see Valiant as someone who'd want to roll that way.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Ana Garcia Interviews Rogue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/75_zpsc480601c.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Now in her second week "demoted" back to backstage interview duties, Ana Garcia is interviewing a rather sullen Rogue, who doesn't seem happy with Rich Money's search for a new MCO member.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't get why Mr. Money has to be so bloody-minded about addin' to our ranks. And teamin' me up with a mystery guy? Why can't he team up with ME so we can tell those pretenders Gilmore and James to sod off?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, I guess that's the very reason why he's Money...he sees himself above teaming with his employees to help them out.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(contradicting himself)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look here, Ana, you ain't part of the MCO, so you have no right to rationalize what our boss does or complain about it. Next question?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Rogue, you've got a North American title match against Captain Atomic at Times of Trouble. What is your game plan against the Radioactive Wrecking Machine?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - First thing I'm gonna do is smack his bloody mouth, then I'm gonna work those vocal cords of his like so... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(makes a sweeping motion against an invisible throat)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> ...so that your hero Captain Atomic won't be able to scream no more gibberish. Then I'm gonna match him blow for blow, suplex for suplex, clothesline for clothesline, and bludgeon him the only way I know how. That's right, Ana...you'll never know when it's comin', but I am gonna come Crashing On that radioactive freak...BY HOOK OR BY CROOK! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(spits)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> That's how I'm gonna become four-time North American champion.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And that's going to put you in a class of your own, might I add. Black Hat Bailey, Enforcer Roberts, Lobster Warrior and Angry Gilmore all won it three times like you have...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Rogue</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But none of 'em have that sense of unpredictability, and that desire to win at all costs like I do. People say North American ain't bollocks compared to Mr. Money's SWF Title or Remo's World Heavyweight Title? I'm gonna show 'em otherwise at Times of Trouble. Are we done yet?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes we are, Rogue. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses as Rogue storms away)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> A very angry and determined Rogue we just had there, and with those words, he has just guaranteed what should be a very exciting and interesting battle for the North American belt at Times of Trouble. Back to you, Peter, Jerry, and Rich!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Steve Frehley vs Squeeky McClean (w/Jackson Marlowe</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's brawler vs technician for this match, and Jerry Eisen seems a bit defensive as he once again brings up Nicky Champion's ankle injury, despite his not having anything to do with either man in storyline. Frehley and McClean lock up, and pretty soon we see McClean begging for mercy after receiving a couple hard slaps and a hip toss from the Dark Destroyer.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">While Frehley shows no mercy and continues battering McClean for the next few minutes, Jackson Marlowe proves to be of use, tripping Frehley as he runs the ropes and allowing Squeeky to start working the bigger man with some technical holds.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Frehley briefly comes back, but McClean is in control by the time we reach the six-minute mark, punishing Frehley with the Clean Out; that's not enough, though, to put away a man who had just recently made a miraculous escape from Sam Keith's Proton Lock!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Yet again, we see Frehley try to get some momentum going, but after he drops McClean - then Marlowe - with a short-arm clothesline each, Christian Faith makes his way to the announce table and joins Peter Michaels, Eisen and Rich Money, sitting on the opposite end of Money. That throws Frehley off a bit, and allows McClean, who was seemingly playing possum, to go for a flash roll-up. No dice, though, for the Squeekster!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Despite Faith's best efforts to distract Frehley, the Dark Destroyer is too much to overcome in the end, as he wins the match with a Dark Destroyer Spear, then a Frehley's Comet, on the hapless McClean.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Frehley in 12:21</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You know what, it may seem foolhardy for me, the SWF Champion, to invite a man who holds the silver Nothing to Lose briefcase and can cash it in on me. But you know what they say - keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Faith</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Don't waste your time, Rich. Knowing Steve, he'll act like the opportunist he is and cash in on your title as soon as he could, only for him to fail in the end and continue looking like one of the weakest men to ever hold a Nothing to Lose briefcase.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Just let me handle this, okay, Christian? You want to make things right here in the SWF? Focus on that, while I focus on finding someone who is Money enough to be part of the MCO!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(ignoring the bickering Faith and Money)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That was a great effort from Squeeky McClean, but he'll need a lot more than illegal maneuvers and the help of his fellow teetotaler Jackson Marlowe if he wants to revive his singles career.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So far, McClean's done quite well as one-half of Sober Police, and as we know, it shall be them against The Amazing Bumfholes at Times... </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(notices Frehley asking for a mic)</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Faith</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Go on, Jerry. You know that this is going to be another angry, profane tirade from this wasted product of the Compton ghettos.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - C'mon, Christian! Show some respect and let the man say his piece.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Frehley and Faith Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know this ain't about not bein' a cool dad so as to save your kids from the ills of society. This ain't about "what's right" bein' "right" again as you keep on sayin'. This ain't about shieldin' the youth of the SWF Galaxy from heavy metal and hard rock, gangsta rap, R-18 movies, GTA V, or what have you. This is about OUR FRIENDSHIP, Christian, and about how you sacrificed all those years we've been tight with each other...about how you disregarded all the good you did for me and how you helped me make my name in the world of sports entertainment. This is how you sacrificed ALL THAT for your BS agenda, and I AM GOIN' TO SHUT YOU UP TWO SUNDAYS FROM NOW, AT TIMES OF TROUBLE! This is the match you've been dreadin', Christian, and I would like ta' let you know that it is almost official. LAST MAN STANDING at Times of Trouble. No rules, except those of Supreme Extreme. No disqualifications. No count-outs. No pinfalls nor submissions either. Just two men fightin' to avoid bein' the one who can't answer to a ten-count. All I'm waitin' for...is for you to say "yes" to this match. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With Frehley having completed his tirade, Christian Faith stands up from the announce table, ready to fire back at the Dark Destroyer...and hopefully accept the challenge.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Briefcase holder vs briefcase holder. Mentor vs protege. The voice of what's good and right in this world vs the foul-mouthed voice of today's sick and immoral society. You know what, I've been stewing since you humiliated me over one of your generation's favorite tools - SOCIAL MEDIA. "If only all dads can be like Christian Faith used to be, then the children of the world would grow up right." What's up with that, huh, Steve? You never had a father figure to begin with...until you met ME.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(from announce table)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This is getting really personal...and you can hear the anger from these fans...Christian Faith's home state fans...they are not giving the Supreme Legend a very warm homecoming!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I am resistin' all urge to beat the livin' crap outta you in front of all your homies...your fellow North Carolinians in the SWF Galaxy who see you as a SHADOW OF THE MAN YOU USED TO BE! Listen here, PUNK! It's true...my daddy left me before I was old enough to speak. I was raised by a single mom who had to work three jobs to send all of us kids to school. She was my mom and my dad, all in one, so I know a li'l somethin' about havin' a father figure. And I know that YOU, Christian, are bein' the WORST KIND OF FATHER YOU COULD BE TO YOUR THREE KIDS! But as I was sayin' earlier, you can alienate your children, alienate the SWF Galaxy and preach about "what's right", even if nobody's listenin'. You can do what you freakin' want up until the 18th of this month, because that's when I'm gonna take it to the streets with you, and that's when this one-time protege is gonna show up his mentor. Y'all ain't s---, Christian. Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - For the true Faithul of the SWF, those who believe in the greatness of America before people like you started compromising our moral beliefs and, as far as the SWF goes, being the proverbial inmates running the asylum, I accept. I still have Faith, Steve, and I still got it. And even if everyone, even my own family, abandons me for simply wanting what is right, I know I'm going to be the LAST MAN STANDING in that ring come the 18th, and probably the last man standing in the battle against moral decay. </div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO/ANGLE) The Amazing Bumfholes Music Video/Sober Police Pranks The Amazing Bumfholes</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/62_zps3d2dce47.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>This video package for The Amazing Bumfholes is entitled "Bumfs Gone Wild on the Weekend", and it's set to the tune of their ring music, Ned's Atomic Dustbin's cover of the Bay City Rollers' "Saturday Night." And indeed, this is another Saturday night for The Amazing Bumfholes, as they drink, dance and party the night away at a club, flirting with college-age women and play-wrestling each other to the delight of the girls. The next clips show Randy and Zimmy in one-on-one basketball action, with Randy throwing down with a windmill dunk. They are then shown signing autographs and posing with their female fans, and Zimmy briefly lets loose with a quip about how they're like their heroes The Blazing Flames - they play hard, but they work even harder. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> As the video ends, we see Jackson Marlowe and a recovered Squeeky McClean taking out their frustrations by "getting the toilet bowl drunk" and "feeding the crapper with more crap" - they're emptying the contents of Randy and Zimmy's respective six-packs of beer and carelessly leaving the empty cans near the bathroom cubicles! Marlowe tells Squeeky that that's the same stunt he pulled when he was trying to get the then-Jungle Lord clean, and he adds that it "worked like a charm." McClean ends this angle by telling Marlowe that he's confident the Bumfs will consider their health and well-being and give them "one helluva match", while Marlowe replies that once again, it's too little, too late for the fun-loving brothers.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Joey Minnesota vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/79_zps39a33693.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Before kicking off the match, Eric Eisen takes to the mic and takes more potshots at Lobster Warrior and the "Baby Demographic" he caters to; this is a cue for the announcers to confirm Lobby will be Roger Cage's guest on Secrets of the Smooth on Uprising.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As usual, Jerry Eisen is very critical of his estranged brother, and is rooting for Joey Minnesota. And as Minnesota and Eric Eisen are good friends in real life, both men bring their A-game to the ring, and this is probably the best wrestling we've seen from The Supremacist since his feud with Angry Gilmore. A seated face plant from Eisen at 3:20 elicits a hyena laugh from the evil Supremacist, but he gloats too much and Minnesota kicks out quickly.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Minnesota takes over at the 5:00 mark, as the match has a very even flow to it, with neither man having a clear advantage for long. And he gets the crowd going at 5:40 with a superplex on Eisen, going for the cover but getting distracted by Enforcer Allen's taunts from ringside.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 7:30, Eisen counters an Empire Spiral and goes for the Silver Spoon Shock off the counter, giving him control of the match and getting Rich Money up on his feet. Money appears to be quite impressed with Eisen, but that doesn't last long, as Minnesota kicks out and eventually reverses a neckbreaker to go out with a sit-out swinging neckbreaker of his own!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Minnesota finally connects on the Empire Spiral at 10:40, and it looks like he's close to winning it, but it's now Barry Bowen's turn to distract, as the Commissioner makes his way ringside, ostensibly to scout New York's Finest and see if he's worthy for inclusion in the SWF Title match at Times of Trouble.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Minnesota asks Bowen to leave and "continue suckin' at yo' job", and as he's telling the Commish to beat it, Eisen sneaks up from behind for a back suplex! That's followed up by a clumsy, yet spirited-looking elbow drop, but it fails to put Eisen away.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 16:00, Eisen is now aiming for the big finish - The Supremacy - but Minnesota ducks the punt kick and, following a diving clothesline off a rebound off the ropes, he climbs the top rope for the Minnesota Salute! Minnesota's secondary finisher lands, and Eisen is finished, much to Enforcer Allen and Barry Bowen's chagrin - it looks like J-Minny has just one more match to go before he qualifies for an effective rematch for the SWF Title.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Minnesota in 16:33</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Didn't impress me last week, and he sure didn't impress me this week. Sorry, Jerry, but your man-child of a little brother is not Money enough for the MCO. He came close, but he didn't quite cut it.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And I am actually happy with that development.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I would, however, want to see his lackey in action, because Enforcer Allen, whose real first name is Primus, is horribly underutilized as your brothr's go-fer.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Look, Rich, it doesn't matter if he's hanging out with you or with my brother. But you wouldn't want to unleash Enforcer Allen on the SWF...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Let me reiterate that Findlay O'Farraday, my High Stakes rookie, remains a prime prospect for the MCO. And I've seen so little of Enforcer Allen in the ring to make a definitive decision on him.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - More importantly, it looks like Joey Minnesota is one step closer to joining you, Jack Bruce, and Brandon James in the SWF Title Supreme Extreme Match at Times of Trouble!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I wouldn't worry about some big-mouthed reject from the competition who's obviously bitten off more than he can chew here in the big leagues.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Vengeance Rants About Champion</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/90_zps0613a9ba.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Darkness envelops the Greensboro Coliseum and the sound of rattling chains can be heard in the background, as Vengeance appears on the Supreme-Tron, cutting another eerie promo on the kayfabe-injured Nicky Champion.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Vengeance</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You should be thankful that ankle injury of yours is superficial. See, Nicholas, a sprained ankle will heal. Yes, it will prevent you from escaping that steel cage before I do, but it won't hurt you as much as the burning flames of Hell, which will consume you one day as you pay for the sins you have committed in your earthly life. I have sought to save you from those sins and make you atone for them. I tried to force you to Embrace the Darkness. But yet you come back, stronger and more sinful than ever. Well, THERE WON'T BE ANY OVERCOMING OF INSURMOUNTABLE ODDS...THERE WON'T BE ANY HEROIC COMEBACK FROM THE VERGE OF DESTRUCTION AT THE HANDS OF DARKNESS...THERE WON'T BE ANY ARROGANT TIRADES COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH ONCE OUR MATCH IS OVER!!!! I can see it as early as now, Nicholas. I can see you lying in that ring, down in a heap, as I climb my way out of the cage. While you remain in that literal and figurative prison, trapped by your very own words and actions, in so much pain that you will have no choice but to REPENT! Vengeance will be sweet indeed at Times of Trouble. Vengeance...WILL BE MINE!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Chase Psyches Up Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b679712-4e7f-4a5e-98e1-2139054e49d0_zps6c4c3dca.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/81_zpsab80d6db.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After the darkness of Vengeance's promo, we move back to the lighted part of the locker room, where it is revealed that Rogue's mystery partner for the evening...is Christian Faith! And he's currently being psyched up for his match by an especially hot-looking Emma Chase.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You have a golden opportunity, Christian. As the holder of the blue Nothing to Lose briefcase, you will make a great addition to the Money-Chase Organization, and all you have to do...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You ought to be ashamed of yourself, woman. Here you are, a high-ranking executive and the co-leader of the MCO. But you're exuding a different kind of power from your kind of power dressing. It's the kind of power that corrupts the mind of young teenage boys, who grovel with lust each time you flash those "dollar signs", that makes young teenage girls think it's okay to dress like a WHORE in the name of business.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We do things a certain way in the Money-Chase Organization, and you're going to have to live with that if and when we present you with a job offer...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm not even sure I want to be part of your organization...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Chase</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Listen here, Christian. Rich Money, our Chairman, always gets what he wants. You won't just bring that precious blue briefcase with you into the MCO. You'll also bring YEARS of experience in the ring, years of wisdom, and a mindset that can be tailor-fit and fine-tuned towards corporate thinking. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(unbuttons her blazer, as it appears she's not wearing anything to cover up those "Dollar Signs")</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You can be a real game-changer for us, Christian, so go on out there and show us your A-game.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Faith</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'll do my job as a professional and that's it. And you, Ms. Chase, are probably in the wrong profession. You should probably be CEO in the OLDEST one, if you get my drift. If you really want my experience and wisdom, you'll have to play by MY rules and respect MY moral standards. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Faith walks away, leaving Ms. Chase a bit insulted by his audacity, yet still hopeful at the prospect of having the Supreme Legend and all his "experience and wisdom" join the MCO.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Angry Gilmore and Brandon James vs Christian Faith and Rogue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/80_zps7e896c38.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Despite Christian Faith's lack of enthusiasm for this match, Rich Money seems very intent on recruiting the Supreme Legend to the MCO, which is why he's teaming with Rogue against Angry Gilmore (who wasn't given any mic time) and Brandon James.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Even James gets some words in edgewise, as he cuts a quick inset promo on Rich Money while he's starting things out and using his physical style and big-league strength to give Rogue a hard time in the ring.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Faith enters at 3:00, still looking reluctant, but he shows how intent he is at going about this match in a "professional" way, going for a piledriver on Angry Gilmore. Gilmore kicks out, but Faith tries to isolate him away from a tag by slowing him down with rest holds.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">An argument between Faith and Rogue allows Gilmore to tag James back in at 5:10, and James continues owning the competition, hitting an overhead fallaway slam on Faith, and clotheslining Rogue off the apron to prevent an interference.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">James finds himself distracted by the Dollar Signs of Emma Chase yet again, but the flash is quick, as Faith tells Chase that it isn't at all necessary. Meanwhile, James continues his domination against Rogue, but couldn't quite get the cover.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Gilmore reenters at 8:20 and tries to make Rogue submit to a figure-four leglock, but Chase continues doing things her way, arguing with Ric Young and flashing him with the Dollar Signs. Faith, still on his moral majority pedestal, grabs Chase from behind, and SLAPS her in full view of Rich Money!</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nobody slaps the Chief Executive of the MCO and gets away with it! </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Totally reprehensible behavior from Christian Faith! DISGUSTING! That man is anything but the morally upright individual he claims to be!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Money</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Don't preempt me, Peter. This still may be salvageable. If Christian Faith leads his team to a win, maybe I can suspend him without pay for the first few weeks of his employment with the MCO. He is, after all, impressing me in the ring. A bit.</div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That distraction allowed Rogue to grab the ropes, but Gilmore refuses to let go of the submission, earning him a rebuke from both Young and James, who tells Gilmore to focus on the match and "save his rage for Khoklov and Money."</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">With his momentum broken, Gilmore ends up a victim to a Christian Faith Faith-Up (even if he wasn't down earlier), and is floored by several Machine Gun Faith Hammers, dropped with a Stalling Atomic Drop...and crushed by the Leap of Faith! Money is liking what he's seeing, but Gilmore miraculously kicks out! The Moneyman leaves the announce table to argue with Ric Young over the count...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 13:30, Gilmore counters Rogue's attempt at the Crashing On, and hits a desperation Anger Management, and while Gilmore reaches James for the hot tag in about a minute, Rogue gets a cold "You're on your own, buddy, I did what I have to do" from the Supreme Legend!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That allows Gilmore and James to isolate Rogue, and </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>with Faith walking back to the locker room, the Scoundrel is indeed on his own.</strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> The match ends with James hitting a Big Cat Pounce and Gilmore soaring for the Sky High Elbow, and a visibly upset Rich Money, due to Christian Faith's outright refusal to join the MCO.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Gilmore and James in 16:49</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, there go my hopes for having the Supreme Legend, Christian Faith, in the MCO. As you saw earlier, his model-majority mentality and utter disrespect for the CEO, Ms. Chase, were already two big, bright red flags. His slapping Ms. Chase was ANOTHER red flag. And as you just saw, Faith had walked away from the best thing he could have had in Supreme, leaving Rogue holding the bag and forever losing my respect.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It's been an up-and-down year for Christian Faith, and the way I see it, his new mindset is now beginnin' to work against him. He was doing MUCH BETTER than Rogue out there, no offense, Rich, but his utter refusal to cooperate had done your boy in. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I think we should all move on now. Christian Faith wouldn't have been a good fit anyway for the MCO. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Does that mean we will be having you join us once again next week at the announce table?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'd really love to, but since I care for the SWF Galaxy as much as you do...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Right, Rich...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - ...you can have your Ana Garcia on next week's Supreme TV. But the search will resume, I will still be on the lookout for new blood...remember, everyone, I always get what I want. And, just as a teaser of what you can expect next week from the Moneyman, </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>I will serve as Joey Minnesota's final obstacle as he hopes to waste our precious time by making the SWF Title match into a four-way.</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> That's right, it's going to be Money vs Minnesota at next week's Supreme TV...in a NON-TITLE MATCH.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Valiant vs Remo Contract Signing</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>After a commercial break, Duane Fry and his Guys are all in the ring - Remo is there, and so are The Pain Alliance. Valiant, of course, is there with his manager Jessie. Fry starts out on the mic and, after belittling the Greensboro fans by greeting them in an exaggerated Southern accent, he calls Peter Michaels into the ring, as he's apparently needed for the contract signing...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now Peter, I've heard you've had a few good laughs at my expense after Valiant over here did the DISHONORABLE thing and knocked me out last week on Supreme TV, thus robbing my clients of an expert strategist just when they needed me the most. Well, I should let you know that I will be having the last laugh at Times of Trouble, because of the stipulation I have come up with for this match!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Lay it on, Duane. As long as it's not somethin' that puts me in harm's way...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Of course I cannot promise you that, Peter! You know my client Remo. Not only is he the most dominant SWF Superstar of all time...an athletic freak of nature and a rabid, hungry Alpha Dog...he can also be one bad, merciless mother if the occasion calls for it. And your friend Valiant's attack on me, unfortunately, was one of those occasions.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I did it once and I won't hesitate to do it again, Duane...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, but you'll have to work for that first, Valiant! Because the stipulation I have decided on...is a LADDER MATCH. Not with the World title hangin' up there...but with a key. You see, that's why I've got the Dean, Peter Michaels, lookin' like a gad durn fool in the ring, so I can explain to him how it works. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Jessie)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> You can take five for this match, Jessie, because for this match, I want Peter in Valiant's corner. You might wanna focus on revivin' your husband for the time being, assuming he gets his ass handed to him by Khoklov...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Jessie</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Don't be so sure of that, Duane...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whatever, Jessie. It's PETER MICHAELS whom I want as Valiant's cornerman, not you, not Hannah, not any of those goody-goody Champions of Honor. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(clearing his throat)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> See, not everything from the backwoods bush leagues is crap. Growin' up in Tennessee, I did see this one rasslin' spectacle, where two men had to fight to retrieve a key, so they could unlock their respective managers from their shackles and get access to all sorts of weapons at ringside. Here's how it's gonna work at TImes of Trouble. Peter and myself will be handcuffed to opposite ring posts, outside the ring. While we are cuffed, neither of you, Valiant and Remo, are allowed to use any weapons, except the ladders, lest you get disqualified. It is your job to climb that ladder and grab the one key that's up there, and unchain your respective manager. Once your manager is unchained...that will free either one of us up to help you to as many weapons as you need. It's gonna be no DQ, no count-out from that point forward, with the usual victory by pinfall or submission crap. Yes, I know it's complicated, but it's the kind of match that only a brilliant strategist like myself could come up with. See, Peter? I may have only been an average student in school, but when it comes to battle strategy...there ain't no guy like Doo-Wayne Fry. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Valiant and Remo pause for a few moments, and Valiant, Michaels and Jessie appear to be conferring with each other...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Aw, c'mon, guys! You've got more brains than all these payin' Hicksville customers put together! Do you agree to the match or not?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We agree.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Then chop-chop with the John Hancock, already! Sign your goddamn name so we can make this Ladder and Key Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title official!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Remo and Valiant Brawl</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Valiant and Remo both sign their respective signatures on the contract, and for a few moments, it looks like this would be one of the few contract signings that won't end in somebody getting beaten down. Valiant peacefully exits the ring with Jessie, while Peter Michaels returns to the announce table, but Remo and The Pain Alliance jump Valiant from behind, beating him down 3-on-1! Valiant, however, gets the better of both Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee, as Lobster Warrior runs in to help. Together, Valiant and Lobby dispose of Remo, with Valiant taking him down with a Patriot Missile on the floor, and Lobby following up with a spirited elbowdrop. The crowd cheers Valiant and Lobby as they win this round of the Champions of Honor vs Duane Fry's Guys feud, ending this rather face-friendly show on a high note.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - LISTEN TO THAT CROWD ROAR!!!!! The fans are on their feet as we look at Duane Fry, lookin' more pathetic than ever as he leads his guys backstage!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - If Valiant can remain as sharp as he is right now versus Remo in that Ladder and Key Match at Times of Trouble, then we could be having a NEW SWF World Heavyweight Champion! Not to mention...the first-ever Triple Crown Champion in SWF history!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Angry Gilmore's actively goin' for it, but Valiant has remained as low-key, humble, and honorable as ever that it took you, Jerry, to mention that fact! Good call, Jerry, and that is correct - Valiant is a former World Tag Team champ with Rogue, as The Allied Forces. He is a three-time North American title winner. And with a World title win at Times of Trouble, that will have him...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Enough of that inconsequential prattle, Peter and Jerry. As I said earlier, Valiant is too honorable to be Money, and Angry Gilmore? HAH. Don't get me started. He'll be just another victim of the Russian Superbeast at Times of Trouble, and you can bet that neither man will fail to achieve that coveted goal of being Triple Crown champ before I do.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So when do you plan to get started with those ambitions? Or make that RE-started.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - First things first, Peter, and that would mean hiring new blood for the MCO, and making sure I remain the face of the SWF at Times of Trouble, something I can easily achieve against Brandon James and Jack Bruce and, if luck would somehow be on his side, Joey Minnesota.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I say with 100 percent confidence, Rich, that you will have your work cut out against you.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Ah-ah-ah, Jerry, I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT, and...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And it's time to go, Rich. We shall be back with Ana Garcia at the announce table next week, thank the Good Lawd for that! For Rich Money and Jerry Eisen, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Goodnight, everyone, and to those in the SWF Galaxy here at the Greensboro Coliseum, drive safely!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">85/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">83/B</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 14.97 (NEW RECORD)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Trending on Twitter - #TimesOfTrouble #RemoVsValiant #LadderAndKeyMatch #Valiant #DuaneFry #ChristianFaith #RichMoney #JackBruce #JoeyMinnesota</strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote>

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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">"All Hands on Deck"</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wednesday, May 7, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Greenwood Civic Center, Greenwood, S.C.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

3:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I was set to fly off to California, or, as I started calling it, Not-Hollywood, the next morning, to start shooting on Under My Thumb. At the moment, I wasn't sure whether I'd be wrestling on the next Supreme TV, or whether creative would continue to write off my absence as an ankle sprain, even if I was walking just fine. And since movie shooting meant more time alone with Emma away from the prying eyes of the Klubb, I was in a happy mood as I entered the locker room ahead of Uprising taping. And so were Rogue and Valiant.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Glad you made it out here, mate. Thought you were flyin' out to California today," said Rogue, who was carrying a case of beer. His good friend Valiant, who had some epic matches with him back when they were both midcarders, wasn't far behind, carrying another case.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"What's the occasion?", I asked.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Didn't anyone tell you?", offered Valiant. "All Hands on Deck meeting. People are gonna get chewed out before tonight's taping, and we thought these beers would cheer us all up."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Better make sure Jay Chord doesn't have one too many," I said, half-joking.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Oh, we will," replied Rogue, winking his eye. "Kid's got beef with the Klubb now for his drunken antics last week, but he ain't cool with us either. Walkin' around like his shit don't stink. All the same BS to me, Nicky."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Whoa. This was not what I was expecting. On Tuesday evening after Supreme TV, I held my first Solid Hands meeting, and it wasn't your average trip to the titty bars - I had become a sounding board for all those disgruntled midcarders' complaints, and not all of them were about the Klubb. There were a lot of complaints about The Pain Alliance as well. And since we weren't partying with the rest of the roster, none of us at that meeting knew of the fury that was to await us in a few minutes.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>3:55 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN' TO PROVE, JAY?!!? Your father Rip is, and was a legend in the world of professional wrestling. But he nearly lost it all, not only in the SWF, not only in Holllyweird, but also in TWL. T-W-L. I worked with your dad, and he was f---in' things up well before you were born."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>4:02 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Marc. Skye. You two are such awesome talents, and to be honest with you, I ain't got nothin' against weed. But BE RESPONSIBLE!!! You're SWF Superstars, and we do drug testing. Don't tell me I didn't warn you if you've got drug tests early this month and you flunk 'em."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>4:10 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"...You wanna know why your push is gone, Platinum Blondes? Because you're doggin' it! You're sloughing off! Dean, you too. Even you, Steve. Steve Frehley. Always one of our hardest workers, and it seems as if you aren't happy with your silver briefcase. You know why the IWC's on your case, Steve? Because you're SLOUGHING OFF!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I'm sorry, Peter."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Now not everything you did yesterday was all bad. You were so much better out there on the mic, Steve, and I want you to ride that momentum, as you and Christian give the SWF Galaxy one slobberknocker of a Last Man Standing match at Times of Trouble."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Will do, Pete."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

As Peter paused for a moment to collect himself, Big Smack Scott had the nerve to wise off at Peter, who was indeed looking like he was under a lot of stress. Losing the book and having his days in charge numbered was bad enough; Richard Eisen continuing to criticize his work was worse.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"This is a complete waste of time," sneered the Smacker.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"What did you say, Scott?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Are you deaf or somethin', Pete Mike? I said this is a complete f---in' waste of time and I don't wanna hear another bit of it!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Really now?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yeah," said an unrepentant Scott. "I'm sorry if that hurts you, Peter, but it's the truth."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Your attitude has been one big thorn in my side, though you're not the only one." Peter's voice was calm and measured. He was breathing deeply, trying to stop himself from melting down in front of us.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I AM the only one, and you know it! That's your thing anyway. All of you hate the Smacker. I come here to the SWF, give you an amplified version of who I really am, yet I'm still in the same place I was seven years ago!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Look at yourself in the mirror, okay, Scotty? You keep bitchin' and whinin' about how nobody likes you, then you cause some trouble somewhere. Then you apologize, you go down on bended knee and ask for our forgiveness. You turn on the waterworks and say it's never gonna happen again. YET IT DOES! Jesus, Scotty! Can't you for once get your act together?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You don't own me, Peter."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"But I am, for the next couple weeks, still YOUR head booker, and you better be damn thankful that I don't mess with your push like other members of the booking committee would." As Peter said those words, I could see Eric and Jerry Eisen smiling sheepishly in the back.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"We've got one helluva PPV comin' up, and that's Times of Trouble. That's gonna be my last PPV as your had booker, and I want all y'all to FIGHT for me. I don't wanna hear another word about anyone of you doggin' it. I don't care if your dad is this or your dad is that, but I don't want any irresponsible drunks in this locker room. I don't want anybody screwin' with anyone's push or writin' anyone off the card. And if I catch anyone bein' lazy, belligerent or petty...if I catch you breakin' the rules willfully...I will not hesitate to force y'all to open up your wallets and pay up. This is still MY locker room, and these are still MY rules. And it's not like you won't be seein' me around here after my term as booker is up."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

The entire locker room was silent as Peter paused again to collect his thoughts.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Eric and Jerry Eisen?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yes, Peter?" Eric sounded as plastic as ever, trying to get on Peter's good side.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Last week, it was Emma Chase whom you wrote off. This week, it was Nicky Champion. It's an open secret, okay? Nicky Champion and Emma Chase have a thing goin' on, and we're all adults here." Peter stopped, but continued right away as he sensed my fellow Solid Hands preparing to whoop and holler. "I said WE'RE ALL ADULTS HERE, so there's nothin' wrong with it. And if there's someone who shouldn't be upset about not gettin' the girl, it should be YOU TWO! You two play the field like no other SWF Superstar does! Now I hate doin' this because you're adults, and this makes me feel like it's the early '80s all over again, back when I was teachin' FOURTH GRADE SCIENCE back home in Texas, back when wrestling was only a part-time thing for me."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Having said that, Peter asked me to go to his corner, and had Eric and Jerry do the same.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Shake on it, will you? You two Eisens have been on Nicky's case since he got here. And you, Nicky, you haven't been the nicest guy to Eric and Jerry either."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

None of us had any choice - I extended my hand, and exchanged handshakes with Eric, then Jerry, who told me rather insincerely (at least as I saw it) that "the better man won."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Good. Uprising taping starts in ten, so I think we better wrap this up. Sorry again if I had to raise my voice, but I needed to get all that shit off my chest while I'm still in charge."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Yes, it was a bit scary to see Peter so angry, but he was going to be missed as head booker - he was a tough, but fair man who didn't pull any punches, but was always there to act as a brother or father figure, or a best friend for those who needed one. Definitely a big loss for SWF creative, even if he wasn't going anywhere as lead announcer on Supreme TV and on PPVs.</span></p>

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<p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Greenwood Civic Center (South Carolina, Mid-Atlantic)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, May 8, 2014</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Valiant vs Remo Contract Signing, Money Scouts for MCO Members (89/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>For this week, Supreme Rewind takes a look at how Rich Money has tried - yet failed - to find someone capable enough to join the Money-Chase Organization. This includes Christian Faith walking out of his tag match with Rogue against Angry Gilmore and Brandon James, and The Sex Maniacs desperately begging to be let into the MCO. We also see clips from Jay Chord's debut match, a few brief highlights from Jack Bruce's and Vengeance's promos, then finally clips from the Valiant vs Remo contract signing, where Duane Fry proposed the rather peculiar and complicated "Ladder and Key" match, where the prize on top of the ladder is not a belt, but a key that would unlock either Duane Fry or Valiant's mandated cornerman Peter Michaels, allowing the cornerman to supply his wrestler with weapons, thus turning the match into a no-DQ, no-countout, pinfall-or-submissions affair.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Sunlight Wins Week 9 Mentor's Poll (79/B) </span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Melanie Florence and Peter Michaels welcome the crowd at Greenwood, South Carolina to another evening of High Stakes - Week 9 of the inaugural season. It's time for another Mentor's Poll to be announced, and Florence tells the audience that there may be a few surprises with tonight's results. Michaels, for his part, says that tonight will feature one seemingly simple and trivial challenge that's nonetheless important as it carries three points, and adds that this week's winner will draw a bye in tonight's competition, with the other four rookies set to take on a random mentor. Should one of the rookies defeat the mentor, that means another chance to earn three immunity points.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> This week's results:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 1. Skye Sunlight (3)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 2. Matthew Keith (1)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 3. Spencer Spade (5)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 4. Michael Wilmington III (4)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> 5. Findlay O'Farraday (2)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>MENTOR'S POLL WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Sunlight. Skye Sunlight gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Money Rants About Mentor's Poll Ranking, Argues with James (84/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Immediately after the results are announced, Rich Money launches an angry tirade at his fellow mentors, and at Florence and Michaels in the ring - he calls the mentors "blind as bats", and says that they shouldn't have based their decisions on one silly fluke of a loss to "the flying peacock" Skye Sunlight. He also calls Mike Wilmington, Brandon James' rookie, the worst kind of High Stakes neophyte out there - obsequious, lackadaiscal, and "not what the grandson of Micky Starr should be." This sparks an argument with James, which heats up when they start talking about their upcoming three-way SWF Title match at Times of Trouble. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Michaels tells the two to stop bickering, and has each of the rookies except Sunlight draw a name from a fishbowl - Spencer Spade gets Steve Frehley, Findlay O'Farraday gets Freddy Garcia, Mike Wilmington gets Marc DuBois, and Matt Keith gets Eric Eisen. Michaels asks Keith to draw again, being that he suspended Eisen from mentoring duties last week, but Keith says he'll stick with his pick, and says he's confident he could show up his old mentor in the ring and make him pay for belittling him over the past two months.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Steve Frehley (w/Matthew Keith) vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (65/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Steve Frehley defeated Spencer Spade</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 3:10 by pinfall with a Dark Destroyer Spear.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Normally, such a pitiful performance would warrant easy elimination, but Spencer Spade inexplicably finished third in tonight's Mentor's Poll, which means he's safe for the time being.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's right, Marvin. Not a very good showing from Spade against the much larger Steve Frehley, though to be fair with him, he's stopped stalking me at the announce table since his buddy Lenny Brown got eliminated!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Perhaps Spade is realizing he needs to take things seriously if he wants to win Season 1 of High Stakes, though "serious" is definitely not an adjective you can call Spencer Spade at this point. Did you hear about how Marc DuBois and Joe Sexy allowed Spade to hang out with their, uh...communal girlfriend and manager?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That, Sammy, is too much information, and probably not what the fans watching at home wanna hear! And no, SWF Galaxy, you won't catch any footage of that on the SWF App.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Marc DuBois (w/Spencer Spade) (57/C-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Marc DuBois defeated Michael Wilmington III</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:22 by submission with a Sanitarium - Welcome Home.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) James Saves Wilmington from DuBois (64/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Despite Darren Smith's pleas for Marc DuBois to let go of his new finishing ankle lock, the Sanitarium - Welcome Home, DuBois refuses to let go of Wilmington, and only does so after being threatened with a DQ. "If he wins, that means he gets three points, right?", asks DuBois, and when Smith doesn't answer, he reacts by exiting the ring, grabbing a chair, and pummeling Wilmington with it! Fortunately, Brandon James runs in the ring to make the save, and DuBois quickly vaults out of the ring and dashes into the locker room, fearing for his life.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Rich Money would have liked Marc DuBois' brutality following the ringing of the bell, but he wouldn't have liked how the Maniac high-tailed it out of there the moment Brandon James ran in!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - A bloody coward indeed, and that's probably not the man Rich Money wants in his organization. But going back to what matters here on High Stakes, I think Mike Wilmington gave us a very gutsy effort out there, and even if he's in the bottom two, the SWF Galaxy's votes should be good enough to keep him in there for the next few weeks.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Yes he did, Mel. Mike Wilmington really took the fight to the experienced DuBois, and came close so many times to scoring an upset win out there.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Yearbook Challenge (70/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Peter Michaels said earlier, this challenge may seem easy and trivial, but it's also worth three immunity points, and could mean a lot to whomever wins it. The yearbook challenge, just as the name suggests, would involve each of the rookies guessing the SWF Superstars and/or Starlets whose yearbook photos appear on the Supreme-Tron. And, to keep things interesting, each of the rookies has a special buzzer that they have to hit as quickly as possible in order to make the guess. Wrong answers would open things up for the other rookies to "steal" and try guessing again. As an example, Michaels has Florence demonstrate how the buzzer works, as his picture as a high school senior for the 1977-78 school year appears - Florence, of course, says that the chubby young man in the photo is "Mutton Chops Pete" Michaels. A slightly embarrassed Michaels then goes on to facilitate the actual challenge.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #1</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - HS Class of 1993. White male, unfashionable mullet hairdo, thin mustache. Activities include Basketball (3, 4), Football (2, 3, 4), Young Entrepreneur's Society (1, 2, 3, 4).</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Spencer Spade (1)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> correctly guesses Rich Money - interestingly, Findlay O'Farraday is just staring blankly into space, unable to recognize his own mentor.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #2</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - HS Class of 1997 - No activities shown, but this is a white female with blonde hair, freckles, and thick glasses, looking like your typical geeky, awkward high school girl.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Skye Sunlight incorrectly guesses Louise Cannon, allowing </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith (1)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> to steal and correctly guess Melanie Florence.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #3</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - First-grade Class of 1967. Picture is in black and white, and it's a healthy-looking boy with a crewcut.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Skye Sunlight (1)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> correctly guesses Peter Michaels, and asks the Dean what year the photo was taken. Michaels says 1967, and Sunlight goes into a discourse about the Summer of Love until O'Farraday tells him to "shut the everlovin' crap up."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #4</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Eighth-grade Class of 2001. Blonde-haired boy with an arrogant, sneering look, as if he wants to be somewhere else.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Spencer Spade (2)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> correctly guesses Marc DuBois, "before The Awesomeness forced him to do a number on his hair."</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #5</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Eleventh-grade Class of 1989. White male with hair way past his shoulders, wearing a football uniform.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith (2)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> correctly guesses Jack Bruce.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #6</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - HS Class of 2001. African-American male with his hair in cornrows. Activities include National Honor Society (3, 4), Wrestling Team (3, 4), Football (2, 3, 4), Forensics Society (2), and Math Club (3, 4).</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Michael Wilmington, who looks out of it due to a kayfabe concussion suffered in the earlier beatdown, incorrectly guesses Remo. </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith (3)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> steals and correctly guesses Steve Frehley.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>QUESTION #7</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Michaels teases that this is going to be hard one, and it's going to be worth two points, thus giving Spade a chance to come from behind and win, and a chance for Skye Sunlight to force a tiebreaker. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> HS Class of 1946. Burly white male with short, combed-up hair, cleanly shaven. Listed ambition is "To play in the NFL of AAFL and enter med school", and favorite quote is "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" from Gone with the Wind. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Skye Sunlight incorrectly guesses Antonio Moretti. Spencer Spade, giving a troll answer, incorrectly guesses Christian Faith. </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith (5)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> steals once again and correctly guesses Ares Aegalaeus. He is then complimented for his skills in guessing the yearbook photos, particularly the last one, and says it's all on account of his dad Sam Keith making sure he knew his wrestling history before he entered the business.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - M. Keith. Matthew Keith gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money) vs Frederique A. Garcia (54/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Findlay O'Farraday defeated Frederique A. Garcia</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 7:32 when Frederique A. Garcia was disqualified when Jamie Lee Prudence ran in and attacked Findlay O'Farraday. (Prudence's interference came as O'Farraday was brutally softening Garcia with a mix of stiff punches and hard powerslams and suplexes. O'Farraday gets the three points with the cheap win, and Garcia is very upset at Prudence's run-in, even if he had nothing to gain nor lose in this match.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ROOKIE DEFEATS MENTOR</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Findlay O'Farraday gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What in blue blazes was Jimmy [sic] Lee Prudence doing in there? He's not even part of the High Stakes mentors' team!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Prudence is Freddy Garcia's tag team partner in The Platinum Blondes, and it would appear that he might have gotten here early, as the Blondes have a match later on tonight on the Uprising proper against The Awesomeness!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Looks like the dysfunction is still a-brewin' over at the Blondes camp, and that might give 'em a huge disadvantage against The Awesomeness. But going back to High Stakes, I don't think Prudence's interference would have mattered much. As you saw out there, Freddy Garcia was probably the first mentor so far to find himself struggling against one of the rookies! I think he would have lost that match anyways.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Matthew Keith (w/Steve Frehley) vs Eric Eisen (70/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Eric Eisen defeated Matthew Keith</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 10:16 by pinfall with The Supremacy following interference from Enforcer Allen. (Keith actually had the match won at 9:50, when Enforcer Allen would clock the High Stakes rookie while referee Shane Stones' back was turned. A stunned Keith would then get punted by Eisen, robbing him of a chance to win another three immunity points tonight. Keith and Eisen also have great chemistry as opponents.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And it happened again. Matthew Keith had victory at the tip of his fingers...only for Eric Eisen to snatch that win away from him! This time, though, it was his bodyguard Enforcer Allen, yet another individual who has no business being on this part of Uprising, who cheated Matthew out of the win!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - If it's any consolation, Matt Keith is no longer forced to stick with Eric Eisen as his mentor, but still! There is unfinished business between those two men, and I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of Keith vs Eisen if and when Matthew gets signed to an SWF contract.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Wilmington Eliminated from High Stakes (80/B)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It is time again to make those difficult decisions, and Peter Michaels, as High Stakes Talent Director, says that someone is definitely going to be eliminated tonight. For starters, he says that both Mike Wilmington and Findlay O'Farraday, this Mentor's Poll's bottom two, had merely suffered some bad luck at the wrong time, as they've been among the more impressive rookies in this first season. And he adds that based on the SWF Galaxy's vote, the fans want both to stay - 54 percent voted Yes for O'Farraday, and 69 percent gave the thumbs-up to Wilmington. However, the mentors' votes turned out to be another story; almost everyone wanted O'Farraday to stick around, while only three mentors (presumably all the face mentors who aren't Brandon James, with The Awesomeness' vote counting as one) gave Wilmington their vote of approval. Hence, Michael Wilmington III will be bowing out of High Stakes at fifth place. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Wilmington, when given a chance to speak, acts like a man who had just gotten concussed, but he still thanks Brandon James for his support, and singles out Matthew Keith as someone whom he got along very well with among the rookies. In a slightly slurred voice, he adds that he believes he was robbed, and that Money paid off the other mentors to vote for his elimination. Standing up for his mentor, Findlay O'Farraday reacts by beating Wilmington down in the ring until James runs in to make another save! Yes, it looks like this episode of High Stakes has done a lot to hype up the fact that James is one of Money's challengers for the SWF Title at Times of Trouble...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">UPRISING:</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(in his favorite exaggerated Southern hillbilly accent)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - A-hyucccccckkkk...laydeez 'n' gennlemen, mah name is Duane Fraah, and we have got another evenin' of cotton-pickin' Uprisin' action here in them sticks! Ah is joined ta'night bah Marvin Ernies and Sammul Current, and we hayve got a whole lotta barnstormers in this here evenin'! A-hyuccccck-hyuck!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, dear. Here we go again...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Do you always have to mock your fellow Southerners this way, Duane?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Only if they've got worse teeth than your High Stakes cheesecake Melanie Florence and a lower IQ, all due respect, than Rich Money's beast of a rookie Findlay O'Farraday, from Cobb Counteh, Gyowjah!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I rest my case. Anyway, I'll do the honors tonight and save the capable men who shall be fighting tonight on Uprising from any further indignity courtesy of Duane Fry. Tonight's Uprising shall feature some explosive action from The Awesomeness and The Platinum Blondes, who'll be facing off in tag team competition. We've also got #Edd, teaming up with Swoop McCarthy in what should be a fun little match, J-Sense versus Donnie J, and the main Partay Dudez tag team, Mainstream and Stevie, testing the mettle of local talents Ace Virgil and Maxwell Alvaro!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - In other words, two bums fightin' for dinner at Denny's, or probably a Motel 6 for the evening. Whoopdedamndoo.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pausing as he hears #Edd's ring music}</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Looks like it's time to start tweetin' and start makin' it trending. That's #Edd, and it looks like we're getting ready to kick off tonight's Uprising proper with a bang!</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">#Edd and Swoop McCarthy (w/Lisa) vs The Bad Newz Bearz (38/D-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/bc3d4305-ec6a-4ab1-8862-8c170ad5baf1_zps77ed5243.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/90d32d46-ec6b-4813-957f-c2fbb3b819a2_zpsac77ead4.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>#Edd and Swoop McCarthy defeated The Bad Newz Bearz</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 3:32 when #Edd defeated El Oso Polar de Canadiense by pinfall with a Party's Over.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right! Yes, that was a vintage '70s rock reference, as I am stuck in the middle of a team of dancing bears and these two...these two THINGS! Why the hell is "Stonerizing" trending in the first place?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Duh, Duane, it's because #Edd is the Human Trending Topic, the 24-Hour Party Animal, and one of the hottest young talents to join the SWF all year long! Get with the program, Mr. Barnstormer! </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(starts Stonerizing, as Sammy Curran does the same)</em></span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) #Edd and Swoop Post-Match Dance (45/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>#Edd and Swoop McCarthy are now joined in the ring by Lisa, as all three get down to the Stonerizing beat, and it's not long before some fans (actually "plants" that include MAW's Jay Fair and Ernest Forthdyke-Hume) are in the ring, doing the distinctive dance that #Edd claims "will make your two left feet right." Everything seems silly, yet happy in the ring, until...</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) #Edd and Swoop Beaten Down by The Sex Maniacs (48/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7a9f69fd-013c-48d9-92b4-f3d3599148ad_zps1362aa53.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>...The Sex Maniacs, Joe Sexy and Marc DuBois, hit the ring and attack #Edd and Swoop with no apparent provocation whatsoever! As The Sex Maniacs are still trying to impress Rich Money, it would appear that they're indirectly doing this for Money's friend Barry Bowen, who has yet to be acknowledged as Lisa's father. DuBois and Sexy then grab a microphone each and start speaking...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HOW WAS THAT, RICH?!?!?!? Was that brutal enough for you? Was I, uh...crazy enough for you? Earlier tonight, you didn't gimme the time of day backstage...I was askin' you for advice on how my High Stakes rookie Spencer Spade could become as strong as your rookie Findlay O'Farraday...BUT YOU IGNORED ME!!!! YOU TREATED ME LIKE SOME SICK, TWISTED TEENAGE STALKER WHO COULDN'T GET A DATE WITH THE CHEERLEADING CAPTAIN!!!! DON'T YOU APPRECIATE OUR PERSISTENCE?!?!?!?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Marc's points of contention aside, I think we picked a couple good targets in #Edd and Swoop. Didn't we, Rich? I mean, who invented post-match dancing in the SWF anyway? It was ME! And that dancing, unlike the neutered, stiff-armed dancing you saw from those two geeks, was sextastic...porntastic...wet-your-knicker-tastic... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(swivels his hips and unbuttons his shirt as he says the last few words)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>DuBois</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - YOU LACK ORIGINALITY, TRENDING HOT TOPIC AND WALTZING MATILDA!!!! JOE'S AN ORIGINAL...and you know what 311 said several years back...come original, you gotta come original, all entertainers...COME!!!! ORIGINAL!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Sexy</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And COME...when you see the Sex Machine shakin' those hips...and makin' the ladies of the SWF Galaxy feel good all over. You know you wanna hire us, Rich. You certainly do.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Prudence Flaunts His Friendship with Donnie J (59/C-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It seems that Jamie Lee Prudence may be the one turning face as The Platinum Blondes teeter on the edge of disbandment, as he's now talking to babyface JTTS Donnie J, and trading "war stories" about surfing with the SWF newcomer! This doesn't sit well at all with Freddy Garcia, who yanks Jamie Lee away from the surfing-related discussion, and rebukes him for A) costing him his match against Findlay O'Farraday on the High Stakes part of the program and B) "blatantly cheating." Prudence says that what Freddy's doing - supporting the Partay Dudez - is also tantamount to cheating. Freddy replies that they're even if that's the case, and both men agree to try to "work things out as a couple...of tag team competitors" and end The Awesomeness' tag team winning streak at one.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Donnie J vs J-Sense (w/VJ Britney Hollywood, Mainstream, and Stevie) (45/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>J-Sense defeated Donnie J</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 5:24 by pinfall with a Grace Landing. During the match we also saw Frederique A. Garcia and VJ Britney Hollywood distract Donnie J.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It looks like I may have found my second-favorite faction behind my own. These past few weeks, we've seen the 24/7 Partay Dudez as a three-man boy band, and now it looks like they may be gaining one more member. Not that I'm complainin', but what interest does Freddy Garcia have in those guys, though?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, it's a poorly-kept secret that Freddy Garcia wants his High Stakes rookie Calum to join the Partay Dudez, and Freddy's always struck me as one of the few adult men who'd actually 'fess up to liking boy bands.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hey, WHO ASKED YOU, MARVIN? That was a rhetorical question! Need me to spell that out for you? R...H...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We both know how to spell the word "rhetorical", so save us the humiliation and let us do our jobs in peace!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Crybabies...</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Atomic Booked Against Cage (64/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It looks like Swoop McCarthy has bought himself a new PlayStation 4 console, replacing the old one Uprising GM Eric Tyler had broken, and he's now in the locker room, challenging #Edd to a game of NBA 2K14, with Swoop controlling the Brooklyn Nets and #Edd going with the Miami Heat. Swoop calls video games "the best medicine" following the earlier beatdown, to which #Edd counters that "EDD-FU" actually heals better than anything else. In his loud, OTT way, Captain Atomic, who had just entered the game room, suggests to Swoop that he may want to feed the ball to "JUMPIN', JOLTIN', KAREEM ABDUL-JABBERWOCKY JAMBA JUICIN' ISO JOE JOHNSON!!!!!!", but just as Swoop has Deron Williams pass the ball to Kevin Garnett, Mr. Tyler enters the game room. He decides to let Swoop and #Edd enjoy their video games as consolation for getting beaten down by The Sex Maniacs, but warns them that they'll have to keep the games away from the locker room next week, or face the consequences.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Tyler also notices Captain Atomic coaching Swoop, and says that since the North American champion should be doing something and giving Uprising some credibility as the SWF's oldest television program, he's booking Atomic in a match against the man who had interviewed him last week on Secrets of the Smooth - Roger Cage, whom he refers to this time as "Gage Rogers."</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Ace Virgil and Maxwell Alvaro vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/VJ Britney Hollywood and J-Sense) (45/D)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/a1c5db88-865b-4419-a3aa-09aad2b5bbf4_zpsefe483d1.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Others/d387a6de-785b-43fd-813f-e07b8e3ed4c0_zps33da2edf.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>24/7 Partay Dudez defeated Ace Virgil and Maxwell Alvaro</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:50 when Mainstream defeated Ace Virgil by pinfall with an Apparition #14.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And so the 24/7 Partay Dudez - Mainstream and Stevie's - streak remains unbroken at 6-and-0! Makes you wonder when those young men will be due a shot for the World Tag Team Titles...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So far, it's going to be Sober Police against The Amazing Bumfholes at Times of Trouble, so the Dudez are gonna have to wait their turn, and maybe keep that winnin' streak of theirs going!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Don't you two pretend you like the Partay Dudez, because I know you're waitin' for their asses to be kicked somehow, some way. There is only one tag team in the SWF that could beat the gooey brown stuff out of those guys, and it's my clients, the Scourge of the Bronx, the most underrated tag team in SWF history, not to mention the dirtiest, rottenest and most DOMINATING...The PAAAAAAAAAAAIN...Alliance.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I knew you were gonna say that.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(TALK SHOW) Cage Interviews Lobby (63/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Roger Cage starts this Secrets of the Smooth episode by lamenting the fact that the show has been demoted to Uprising for two weeks in a row. And he says it's such a pity, because his guests are "quintessential examples" of what men should do if they want to be rejected even by the ugliest girl in their neighborhood who'd never been on a date in her 40 years on earth. Last week, Cage interviewed the ranting, raving, psychobabbling Captain Atomic, and now he's got Lobster Warrior, who takes time to hype his US Title defense against Eric Eisen at Times of Trouble.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Again, we shall focus on this interview's highlights:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lobby</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You say I represent the Baby Demographic, huh, Eric? You say that I, Lobster Warrior, am best appreciated by kids one to one? Yeah, I know you see me as childlike. But being childlike...catering to the young and the young at heart...winnin' matches for all the Little Lobbies out there...is always better than bein' like you, Eric! And that's bein' CHILDISH!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Whoa there, Mr. Maine Event Player, spelled M-A-I-N-E! Did you just call the suave, debonair Eric Eisen...CHILDISH? You don't know how many women he's dated! You don't know how many women...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lobby</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...have dumped him for bein' too immature and juvenile to be in a long-term relationship with anyone!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Takes one to know one, buddy! Lemme guess, Lobby. You're like the woman I was talkin' about earlier. The ugly duckling from the block who's, like 40, 41, 42, but has never been on a date, much less on a magic carpet ride and a walk on the wild side...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lobby</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Go tell that to Mrs. Lobby, Roger Cage, because she knows...that the Lobster Warrior knows how to make it SNAPPEH when it counts the most! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(snaps his pincers)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Get real, Lobby. You can try foolin' us with those tales of a Mrs. Lobby and try reachin' another demographic with those lame double-entendres of yours, but how can the representative of the Baby Demographic....claim such virility? You are a man in a lobster mask, and that alone qualifies you for membership in the V-club.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lobby</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And that V stands for VICTORY! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(snaps his fingers)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Join me, little Lobbies, as I hit the ring on May the 18th...and prove that the strength of my so-called Baby Demographic...will power me to another successful defense of my Underwater Seas Title. As for you, dastardly do-badding Supremacist? I got three words for you, Eric! Glub. Glub. Glub.</div></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Amazing Bumfholes Switch Marlowe's Drink (66/C+)</span></strong></strong></p></div><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em>Backstage, Jackson Marlowe and Squeeky McClean are scouting the area for beer cans, or for wrestlers drinking beer in the locker room. They find one such wrestler in Oro, who yells "MI CORONA!!!" in an awful-sounding Mexican accent as they grab his can of Corona beer. Next, they get Lisa's beer, even as Lisa protests that the beer is for #Edd. Feeling content with their work so far, Marlowe fills up his cup with water at the cooler, as he and Squeeky go to the men's room to do their thing - dump the beer they grabbed into the toilet bowls, then flush them.</em></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em> </em></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em> What they don't know is The Amazing Bumfholes are laughing among themselves, as Randy surreptitiously empties Marlowe's cup of water and Zimmy puts some beer into it. The two exchange high-fives, and leave the area as soon as Marlowe returns. Much to Squeeky's horror, Marlowe keeps downing the cup even if he knows there's beer in it, and pretty soon he's back to his old Jungle Lord persona, yelling "JUNGLE LORD SAVAGE BUMFHOLES!!!! JUNGLE LORD SAVAGE BUMFHOLES!!! SOBER POLICE WIN!!!" as Squeeky himself complains that he's going to get the Bumfholes for "damaging (his) progress" and pranking Marlowe off the wagon.</em></strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs The Platinum Blondes (59/C-)</span></strong></strong></p></div><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></strong><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><em>The Awesomeness defeated The Platinum Blondes</em></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em> in 9:17 when Huey Cannonball defeated Jamie Lee Prudence by pinfall with a Shock And Awe. (As part of their storyline, The Platinum Blondes continued to suffer from poor communication, and Freddy Garcia and Jamie Lee Prudence were arguing with each other when Huey and Jeff teamed up for their Shock and Awe finisher.)</em></strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Earnest</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's two in a row for The Awesomeness, and it looks like Jack Bruce's musical and wrestling proteges have just found that groove!</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Curran</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - They're wrestlin' like a well-oiled machine...like a garage band that's finally gotten tight after months of rehearsals. Things are lookin' up indeed for Huey Cannonball and Jeff...</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Awesomeness Beaten Down by The New Darkness Warriors (54/D+) </span></strong></strong></p></div><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em>Curran hasn't even finished his sentence when the lights go out at Greenwood, and do so for a good one minute! When the lights return, Huey and Jeff are once again out cold following a beatdown at the hands of The New Darkness Warriors, who cut a quick promo about the sins committed by rock musicians like The Awesomeness. As John and Robert Darkness continue promo-ing about their foes, we see Jamie Lee Prudence knocked out by the steel steps - but no Freddy! It seems that Freddy Garcia may have bailed the moment the arena turned black, and left Jamie Lee to fend for himself against the NDW's.</em></strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage (70/C+)</span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match]</span></strong></strong></p></div><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></strong><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><em>Roger Cage defeated Captain Atomic</em></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><em> in 10:09 by pinfall with a PUA Plunge following a distraction from Rogue. (Rogue would then enter the ring, hit Cage with the Crashing On, and beat down on Captain Atomic before Atomic's new friend and occasional teammate Des Davids ran in for the save.)</em></strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Curran</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My God, that was one huge upset from Roger Cage, the newcomer to the SWF, the man who had done little except host his silly talk show prior to his wrestlin' debut at The World is Watching...</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Earnest</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - A tainted win, if you ask me, because had Rogue's music not played, had he not made his way to ringside after Atomic had hit the Mushroom Cloud, this would've been a rather quick end to the pickup artist's winning streak!</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Fry</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Big deal. Cap Atomic shot himself in the foot, plain and simple, and he has no one to blame for that unexpected loss against Roger Cage.</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Earnest</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Still doesn't make me favor him any less against Rogue!</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Fry</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And that, SWF Galaxy, is why these two Uprising colleagues of mine will never be on Supreme TV. For Marv and Sammy, this has been Duane Fry, slummin' it out on Uprising!</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 9):</strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> O'Farraday 7-2</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Sunlight 5-3</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Keith 4-4</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Spade 3-6</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Wilmington 5-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 9)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Calum 1-6 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 7)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Perez 2-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Brown 1-5 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong>IMMUNITY POINTS:</strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Keith - 10</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> O'Farraday - 10</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Sunlight - 8</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Wilmington - 6 (ELIMINATED)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Spade - 3</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Calum - 2 (ELIMINATED)</strong></div><strong></strong><p></p></div></blockquote><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong><span style="color:#006400;">73/B-</span></strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><p><strong><strong></strong></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.92</strong></strong></div><strong><strong></strong></strong><p></p></div></blockquote>

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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, MAY WEEK 1 2014</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - MAY 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Pick the next shoot interview subject for Pro Wrestling Hits</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of May to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam, 11/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00BFFF;">100%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/6, 5/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 9/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">82%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> kieranforthewin - 9/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">82%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/6, 3/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> White "I Want More Lyrics" Dolphin - 9/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">82%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/6, 3/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 8/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">73%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+4/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 7/11, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#FFA500;">64%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+3/6, 4/5)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well, what do you know! <strong>Psycho Sam</strong> went perfect this week, and it looks like someone's motivated by the prospect of Alan Pawent getting hired by Supweme! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Behind him, we've got a three-way tie for second, and since we're just one week into May, there's still a whole lot of time for the others to catch up...and for new predictors to join in.</p><p> </p><p> Yes, I myself admit I've gone with a complicated stipulation for Remo vs Valiant. Probably because I just re-read Have a Nice Day for the nth time and got inspired by the concept of managers/cornermen caged or cuffed, with the first goal of the match to retrieve the key and free your cornerman. Once again, the match starts out as an almost-standard ladder match; climb the ladder to get the keys and use the ladder as a weapon if you must, but don't use any other weapon lest you get DQ'd. But once the person with the key unlocks his manager, that would allow the manager to feed his charge with as many weapons as possible, and anything goes from thereon in - the match would then end by pinfall or submission. WOW. Quite a toughie. But just an attempt of mine to think out of the box. The SWF Title match is under Supreme Extreme rules, and the only time you can get DQ'd is if you collude with someone else (as per Barry Bowen), or if someone runs in on your behalf. Out of the box as well, but simpler.</p><p> </p><p> Not a fan of Roger Cage's ring work, which is decent, but not great, but his mic skills would make him very valuable once he becomes more over, hence the huge upset on Uprising. Thought I'd tank the grade by keeping Captain Atomic strong and protecting him, but Cage vs Atomic turned out better than expected. </p><p> </p><p> Just realized that I've got so many "crusader"-type heels at the moment. You've got Christian Faith, the bitter veteran who keeps pushing his conservative beliefs. Vengeance and his stable want the SWF Galaxy to denounce sin by "embracing the darkness." And you've got Jackson Marlowe and Squeeky McClean as spoil-sports who don't like people who drink and "rehab" them by flushing their beer in the toilet.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: Rogues getting some good momentum, but I think James & Gilmore have enough to put Rogue and whoever mystery guy is(my moneys on faith)</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Good guess! I was actually planning on having Marc DuBois or Joe Sexy be Rogue's teammate, but neither seemed to be doing well. Faith didn't do much better, but I think it's mainly because of how I placed my angles - they just ended up burning the crowd out too much.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: finally! a win for swoop!!</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> That was actually his third, as he previously defeated J-Sense and El Oso. He's got twice as many losses as wins, but if you don't include the Battle for Supremacy, he's 3-5 in singles and tag team action. And his popularity is still in single digits. Kinda tempted to put him in commentary like Eisen-verse did...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Scythe! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.<p> </p><p> Granted I feel he might be on the chopping block eventually in my SWF game too just because he is hardly improving compared to some of the other guys, but for some reason I still love the lug and want to use him so he remains under contract. It is just a bad sign for him since The Damned signed and he has been improving leaps and bounds to where the only thing Scythe has over him is the SQ so in the long run to where he may one day be the Vengeance replacement instead.</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It was a tough call for me, to be honest. Yes, I did see him at one point as a potential heir to Vengeance as the SWF's resident macabre heel, and he has awesome star quality, but his ring skills weren't improving as quickly as I wanted, and his mic skills seem hardly likely to reach Vengeance levels, ever. (That said, I just found out Vengeance's mic skills are "only" 70. Always thought it was in the 80s.) Still, I'm not ruling out the possibility of re-signing him at some point in the future.</p>

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OOC - Yes, my writing's slowed down quite a bit, but the show is still on, and the ideas are still coming! We're going home for Times of Trouble, and this time, I hope I can get maintenance done on the front page before the next Supreme TV goes up...

 

 

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...The search went on for Rich Money, as he continued to desperately search for someone "Money" enough to replace Paul Huntingdon in the MCO. He would go as far as to personally ask Christian Faith to try out, but Faith proved to be very uncooperative, walking out of a tag match with Rogue versus Angry Gilmore and Brandon James.

 

...Not even Jay Chord's successful SWF debut was good enough to impress Money, and while Eric Eisen did impress in a loss to Joey Minnesota, Money still wasn't happy with his performance at the end of the day. Minnesota beat Eisen to move one step closer to making the SWF Title match at Times of Trouble into a four-way match.

 

...Meanwhile, The Sex Maniacs, now accompanied by manager Louise Cannon, made another unsuccessful try to convince Rich Money to have them join the MCO. Money wasn't moved by the bald-headed tag team and their manager's appeals to let them join, but that hasn't stopped The Sex Maniacs, especially Marc DuBois, from carrying out seemingly random beatdowns, with DuBois acting crazier and crazier and Joe Sexy pushing the borders of good taste...

 

...Nicky Champion was announced as having sprained his ankle following a beatdown at the hands of The Family of Darkness, and with Champion supposedly at home and recuperating, Vengeance cut another bone-chilling promo on the Hawkeye, teasing their upcoming Cage Escape Match at Times of Trouble...

 

...Christian Faith and Steve Frehley's war of words would continue, with Frehley saying he now wants Faith in a Last Man Standing match at Times of Trouble, and saying he wants that because he's upset at how such a tight bond was broken, not so much as he's upset with Faith's preaching and rejection of his former status as a "cool dad." Faith would end up accepting the challenge.

 

...The Amazing Bumfholes found themselves on the receiving end of World Tag Team challengers Sober Police's militant actions against people who drink, with Squeeky McClean and Jackson Marlowe now taking to emptying wrestlers' beer cans into toilet bowls ("feeding more crap to the crapper") and flushing the stuff down. The Bumfs, however, would take revenge on Uprising, replacing the water in Marlowe's cup with beer, and making him fall off the wagon with, er...savage consequences.

 

...Tag team troubles continued for The All-Americans and The Platinum Blondes, as Dean Ansell would help the former team to a win by shaking the ropes and causing Jamie Lee Prudence to fall on the mat instead of landing a Dear Prudence on Des Davids. This move wasn't appreciated by the intense, yet fair-playing "Prime Time." The Blondes, on the other hand, appear just about as good as done, with the losses piling up (twice in one night for Freddy Garcia on Uprising) and Freddy seemingly bailing on Jamie Lee when The New Darkness Warriors wreaked havoc following the Blondes' loss to The Awesomeness. Freddy is now upset Prudence is making nice with real-life best friend Donnie J, while Prudence also doesn't get why Garcia spends so much time now with the 24/7 Partay Dudez stable.

 

...Also on Uprising, Roger Cage did the unthinkable by pinning North American Champion Captain Atomic off a Rogue distraction. Needless to say, Atomic is furious with the upset loss, and has challenged Cage to a rematch on Supreme TV, while seeking revenge against his title challenger Rogue.

 

...Supreme TV ended with Duane Fry, Remo, Valiant, and Jessie all in the ring for a World Heavyweight Title Match contract signing. Fry would control the proceedings, asking that Jessie "take five" and Peter Michaels stand in Valiant's corner, and proposing a "Ladder and Key Match." The match combines aspects of a standard ladder match with those of a hardcore match, as things start with both managers handcuffed to the ring posts, and both wrestlers seeking to climb the ladder and grab the solitary key on top. Ladders are the only weapon allowed up to that point; use of any other weapon merits a DQ. But when either wrestler would grab the key, that would allow him to free his manager, and have the manager provide him with weapons. This would then turn the match into a no-DQ, no-count-out affair that can be won via pinfall or submission. Valiant and Remo would both sign their names, with Remo and The Pain Alliance providing the standard post-contract signing beatdown; Duane Fry's Guys, however, would be overcome in the end by Valiant and Lobby.

 

 

SWF Supreme TV

XL Center (Connecticut, New England)

May 13, 2014 (Week 1)

 

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Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

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Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

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The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

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????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

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Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

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Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

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Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

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SWF Uprising

Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)

Thursday, May 15, 2014 (Week 2)

 

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(High Stakes matches not included)

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

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When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

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Donnie J vs ?????

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#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

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Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

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Bonus Question

- Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014?

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SWF Supreme TV

 

Oro (w/Plata)vs Jay Chord

Comment: Jay Chord rips the Semi Precious Jobbers a new jig

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment: Faith takes this one, and continues to be a dastardly heel.

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: You couldn't find anyone better to put on the Main Show? Why?

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment: I can't see Fry managing jobbers. The force is not with the squiggles.

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: Twice isn't the charm... but WHERES ROGUE?

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment: Money-Chase will drop this one so Joe Minny can get over.

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment: I'm used to two or three schmozzes a month in this here diary.. no way Rogue and The Maniacs go over here, but Rogue has lost two straight, and I already have Money-Chase losing once, so draw in the giant 6-man main event.

 

 

SWF Uprising

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment: Sober Police continue to be the most fun to team to read promos from, and they beat JobSwitch and GreggJob in under 5 minutes flat

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment: When Animals Attack... you get the picture.

 

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment: Too many question marks, too little J

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment: #Edd is a #Jobber

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment: Can't challenge for the supreme championship without winning a match!

 

 

Bonus Question - Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014?

Dan Stone

[kieranforthewin]

Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

Comment: Yep

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment: Yep

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: Yep

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment: I think Fry might be the deciding point here

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: Rematch but this is on Supreme TV now so Atomic will win.

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment: Minnesota will win here.

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment: Those 3 are way more over than the other 3.

 

 

SWF Uprising

Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)

Thursday, May 15, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included)

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment: Yep

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment: I think

 

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment: Donnie J keeps winning and then losing, I dunno, I'm going for mystery guy.

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment: I like Edd, but this might just be a DQ win.

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment: I like Valiant

 

 

Bonus Question - Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014? Dan Stone

[Psycho Sam]

I'm motivated by the potential signing of a weeaboo and motivated by the power of love? Sweet!

 

 

Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment: I! HAS! FAITH! I IS FAITH'S NUMERO ONE SUPRA FAN!

 

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment: Rematch.

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment: Eisen twisting Michael's arm probably.

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment: Way too over and two of the guys have Creative Control

 

 

SWF Uprising

Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)

Thursday, May 15, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included)

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment:

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment: Would have pegged for either of them to win.

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment: DQ win here

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

 

Bonus Question - Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014?

George DeColt

[Midnightnick]

Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment:

 

 

SWF Uprising

Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)

Thursday, May 15, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included)

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment:

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment:

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment:

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

 

Bonus Question - Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014?

 

Louis Figo Manico

[hydrogen001]

Great show man! I like that stipulation for Remo vs. Valiant, it gives their feud more uniqueness. And that segment between The Bumfholes and Sober Police at Uprising was funny!

 

SWF Supreme TV

XL Center (Connecticut, New England)

May 13, 2014 (Week 1)

 

 

Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment:

 

 

SWF Uprising

Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)

Thursday, May 15, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included)

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment:

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment:

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment:

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

 

Bonus Question - Which foreign (non-American) wrestling legend had passed away as of Week 2 May 2014? George Decolt

[Bigjondalegend]

Jay chord

Faith

Bumfholes

Pain alliance

Captain atomic

Rich money

Bruce,Gilmore,James

 

 

Uprising

Sober police

New Darkness

Donnie j

Edd

Valaint

[White Dolphin]

Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

[Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue (w/Emma Chase) and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

Comment:

 

 

 

 

Los Metalheads vs Sober Police

Comment:

 

When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors

Comment:

Donnie J vs ?????

Comment:

 

#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen)

Comment:

 

Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

[3rdStringPG]

MAJOR PRE-SHOW OOC:

 

Earlier, while on the way home, I thought of something that could spice things up, not only for you, the readers, but for me, as the writer of this dynasty. As you may know, Peter Michaels has just a few weeks remaining before he ends his tenure as SWF head booker, and I've mentioned some of the candidates on the backstage segments - Christian Faith, Eric Eisen, Jerry Eisen. And the idea is quite simple - I am going to have YOU vote for who shall be chosen the next head booker of the SWF. Voting shall end on Tuesday, July 1, 2014 (real-world time, not in-game time), and I hope you all choose wisely!

 

First, let's get to meet our candidates for head booker. (The Eisens count as one, as they should have a pretty similar style of booking should either Eric or Jerry be chosen.)

 

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CHRISTIAN FAITH

"He has Faith in Peter"/"What's right was the way Pete did it"

 

Many pundits believe that Christian Faith has the inside track for SWF head bookership, and he has a few things working for him - first, it's a well-known fact he considers Richard Eisen one of his best friends and a father figure. Second is his experience in the SWF - from his days as a short-haired heel jobber named "Chris Charisma" to his four World Heavyweight Title reigns and his recent and shocking "bitter veteran" heel turn, the Supreme Legend has been a consummate pro, and one of the promotion's best overall performers. Third is his popularity with his co-workers - hardly anyone (except maybe Big Smack Scott) has anything bad to say about Faith, and he is rightfully considered one of the SWF's so-called "locker room leaders."

 

If chosen as head booker, it is expected that Faith will remain faithful, no pun intended, to Peter Michaels' delicate balance of risque and good taste. He should continue to value the "entertainment" in "sports entertainment", while at the same time emphasizing in-ring storytelling, something he has been so good at throughout the years. Still, there are some who feel that the happy medium Michaels has promoted is getting stale, which is where these two men come in...

 

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ERIC AND JERRY EISEN

"Anyone up for some Supreme Eisentude?"

 

Though not as hated in the locker room as Big Smack Scott, the Eisen brothers, Eric and Jerry, have never been accused of being popular. Since their SWF debuts in the late '90s, the two sons of SWF Owner and Chairman Richard Eisen have had heat with the locker room in one way or another, and currently, they serve as co-leaders of the notorious backstage faction, the Klubb. With whatever pull they have had in creative, Eric and Jerry have been instrumental in killing or stalling the pushes of a few SWF Superstars, including Quadruple B (Bart and Brett Biggins, now known as Bartt Sympsin and Brett Mykelllz in RIPW - no joke!), Marc DuBois, The Amazing Bumfholes, Texas Pete, and even Sam Keith before he left the SWF to join TCW. If either one of the brothers becomes head booker, it goes without saying that their booking tool of choice would be a shovel.

 

In terms of creative direction, the Eisens seem to favor an all-out risque product known as "SWF Swagger" - before parents' watchdog groups came cracking down on their dad, risque was the order of the day in the SWF. It's no surprise, since no amount of T&A or controversy will ever sate these boys' appetite for pushing the boundaries. Aside from that, we can expect frequent title changes and turns should either Eric or Jerry take over from Michaels - we're not sure if those turns or title changes would be justified, but they'll do anything to grab your attention as fans, may it be good or bad.

 

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ERIC TYLER

"An authority figure whose gimmick is an extension of himself."

 

Eric Tyler adds some levity to his "traditionalist" heel GM character on Uprising by being so out-of-touch with today's product that he messes up people's names on a regular basis. But anyone who knows this former military man and high school and college wrestling All-American knows that Eric Tyler is pretty much one of the most humorless types to ever roam a locker room. That's because he's a traditionalist in reel- and real-life alike, and that's the type of product he wants to see should he be chosen as head booker - if TCW is the "anti-SWF" in the sense that it focuses more on the wrestling than on the storylines, Tyler wants to go one further and make it almost exclusively about the wrestling. And by that, he doesn't mean moonsaults, top-rope splashes, or hardcore - take note, this is a man who worked extensively for DaVE, a promotion that specialized in hardcore and high-flying alike.

 

Unlike the Eisens who clearly take favorites and would rather get by doing the bare minimum of work as head booker, and Faith, who may be too much of a nice guy to be a firm disciplinarian, Tyler is a hard worker who detests laziness, and won't hesitate to lay down the law. But would this dark horse candidate for head booker be successful should he insist on his old-school, wrestling-oriented-screw-the-entertainment ways?

 

 

 

WHO WILL REPLACE PETER MICHAELS AS SWF HEAD BOOKER AND THUSLY INFLUENCE THIRDY'S SHOW WRITING GOING FORWARD?

AND (BONUS QUESTION) WHO ELSE DO YOU WANT TO SEE ON HIGH STAKES' SECOND SEASON?

THE CHOICE IS YOURS, 3RDSTRINGPG-VERSE!!!

 

(Click here for survey)

[Big Roguey]

If the Eisens don't get the book, I am disappoint.

[hydrogen001]

Ready your shovels. The Eisens are gonna win this!!

[CJAlex]

I have Faith in Faith

[3rdStringPG]

OOC - Huge thanks to those who have voted for their replacement booker of choice, as well as the High Stakes rookie(s) for the next season! Not saying the current standings, so as not to influence future voters, but we've got a close race for head booker, and it looks like we've got two potential rookies standing out ahead of the other 13 with double-digit votes so far.

 

Writing on the go-home shows has been a bit slow, but I'm working on them, and we've got one long-overdue look at Nicky Champion's direct-to-video film career coming up next!

 

"I'll Cross the Bridge When I Get There"

 

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Some bar that isn't in Hollywood, but somewhere in California

11:30 p.m.

 

 

Emma Chase was truly amazing.

 

Prior to Emma, I'd never dated anyone more than a couple years older than me. And here she was, this 37-year-old sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex, and her new 29-year-old boyfriend - me. I don't mean to get any of you jealous, but things were really, really exciting when we weren't shooting the new movie. And I don't mean the 120-mph rides on a rental Jaguar XKR (c/o Hertz LAX), Emma stripping down to her Dollar Sign underwear and guest-officiating a mud wrestling match, and the one gig we watched where Emma was again heckling the cover bands. Sure, I may have been a rebound guy, but then again, Emma and Jerry Eisen were never really a couple.

 

Shooting for the movie, however, was a totally different story. Our director, Adam Smithers, was a temperamental chain-smoker who took a lot of shortcuts, and even had his own little catchphrase - "We'll cross the bridge when we get there." That was his response to everything. Why is there a 1980s Plymouth compact in the background when this film is supposed to be set in 1966? Why are we using Cream's "White Room" as background music for football practice when the song came out in 1969? The guitarist in the talent show is playing a Fender Jag-Stang. Kurt Cobain's guitar. It's 1966 for cryin' out loud! Kurt Cobain wasn't even born yet!

 

"We'll cross the bridge when we get there."

 

It was our resident music and automotive nerd Jamie "Mainstream" Hernandez pointing most of those things out. Yes, the SWF saw it fit to cast Jamie and Troy "J-Sense/Justin Sensitive" Carpenter as my bully sidekicks from the football team, and they made for some pretty good company. And lo and behold, I was even getting along quite well with the film's lead star Jay Chord, who was still going to be called "Brian Cardinal" on the film whether any of us liked it or not. At least I was given the more tolerable name of Eugene "Gene" Hellstrom, no longer Endless Eugene, no longer a long-lost relative of indie legend/conservative crackpot Steve Flash.

 

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"I never liked those Klubb f---ers anyways," admitted Jay, while we were enjoying a few beers after the shoot. "Met the Eisens once when I was hangin' out with Minnesota, and the moment I got hired by SWF, they were actin' as if they were long-lost buddies or somethin'."

 

Taking a gulp of his beer, Jay lit up a cigarette, much to our chagrin. His quiet, somewhat hoarse Texan drawl made him sound closer to 53 than 23, but you have to remember that Jay Chord was a hard-living son of a gun like his old man Rip used to be. "I know you hate those Eisens, Nicky," he continued. "And I'm gonna tell y'all right here, now that we don't have f---in' Joey Minnesota or Mike Wilmington ratting me out to the Eisens, that I want in your little Anti-Klubb."

 

"We're called the Solid Hands now," I said. "Des Davids named the faction while..."

 

"While you were f---in' Emma Chase's brains out?" With that, Jay let out a hoarse, yet hysterical laugh. "You crazy old dawg. You are one lucky sonuvabitch, Nicky. But anyway, you can trust me. Like Emma, I don't want nothin' to do no more with those Eisens and their f---in' friends. Just let me join your Solid Hands, Anti-Klubb or whatever and I can help y'all out."

 

"Like how?", I asked, still skeptical of Jay, given his reputation on the dirt sheets as a good friend of new Klubb member Joey Minnesota dating back to their TCW days.

 

"Well, Eric and Jerry said they're no longer mad at me. They know I was drunk when I was actin' out a couple weeks back. I can be your spy, your double-agent, your source of Klubb dirt and stupid storyline suggestions straight from Eric and Jerry. So how 'bout it, Nick?"

 

I thought it over for a few moments before deciding to quote our director.

 

"I'll cross the bridge when I get there."

 

"Aw, c'mon, man, I'm serious!"

 

"Fine," I said, sighing in resignation. "You can join us. Better you than Big Smack Scott rejoining us, I guess."

 

I looked at the number of beer bottles I had consumed so far - six. Jay had seven. I was getting more than a bit tipsy, and I hoped I wasn't letting the bottle make bad decisions for me. But, for better or for worse, it looks like it just did. Jay Chord was in the Solid Hands, and that was that.

[Midnightnick]

I really hope Hell's Bouncer gets tossed in as a High Stakes rookie.

 

Dude's a beast.

[KnowYourEnemy]

The 'Solid Hands' add a whole new dimension to the new commissioner storyline. I have to think if Jerry and Eric ascend to power that Nicky Champion ends up under that shovel at some point.

 

I wonder if either the Eisen Brothers or Eric Tyler's 'changes' to the product would be severe enough to 'alienate' the current fans. Tyler would struggle to book 'his style' with the current roster. I'd have to think Chord and Champion would do well under Tyler, with superior in-ring skills and previous experience in similar products.

 

I'm pulling for either Eisen Brother or Eric Tyler to assume the reigns, as I'm looking forward to the new booking and storyline provided by a change in the SWF product -- the three diaries covering the SWF have defined the 2013 SWF (at least in my eyes).

[3rdStringPG]

<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Oops - forgot once again to make Cage vs Atomic non-title, but what's done is done, and I've written the show in such a way that Captain Atomic gets "punished" by having his title put on the line against the man who recently upset him on Uprising...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFSupremeTV_zpsfbc2c3e3.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/SWFWebsite_zps8eb9b964.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Tuesday, May 13, 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> XL Center (Connecticut, New England</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Attendance - 15,535 - SELL OUT)</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ec95b752-9c8f-458e-85c4-85c942c1f5a8_zps9593efec.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/4deacdb0-60b8-4fdf-b351-17049c5d115e_zpse8cd549c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6b0c2f93-c81b-4b51-92fa-d2c398df871f_zpsdfb5222c.jpg</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, thank goodness those two weeks with the Moneyman are over! We're back to the status quo, the Dean, Peter Michaels and his ace students Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia at the Supreme anounce table, and welcome to another thrilling episode of SWF Supreme TV! We are LIVE from the XL Center in Hartford, Connecticut, and tell me, Jerry, what we should expect tonight.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Very good question, Peter, because with just five more days remaining before Times of Trouble, we've got one explosive Supreme TV for you tonight! In tonight's main event, Battle for Supremacy winner Angry Gilmore, who has yet to decide whether he's fighting for the SWF or World Titles at Supreme Challenge 34, will be teaming up with SWF Title challengers Jack Bruce and Brandon James, and facing Rogue and The Sex Maniacs in six-man tag team action!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - This came about when Rich Money got so tired of Marc DuBois and Joe Sexy begging to be let into the MCO that he decided to give them one more chance to impress him. And speaking of impressing others, Joey Minnesota will have his toughest challenge yet as he hopes to join Bruce, James, and Money in the Supreme Extreme match for the SWF Title at Times of Trouble, as he faces Rich Money himself in non-title action. But who knows? The MCO will not be joined by their CEO, Emma Chase, who is away on a business trip, so tonight may find them weaker than usual in their respective matches.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - We've also got Captain Atomic, the North American Champion, hoping to get some revenge against the yet-undefeated "Smooth" Roger Cage, and The All-Americans will once again try to capture their lost magic as a tag team as they face...The Pain Alliance! Plus, we'll be seeing the five-time World Tag Team champs, The Amazing Bumfholes, see if they can use their speed and teamwork to overwhelm the suddenly-dysfunctional Platinum Blondes!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Michaels</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Nicky Champion remains out with an ankle injury, and to give you an update on his condition, he had just tweeted that he is fine, and he will be ready this Sunday at Times of Trouble as he takes part in a Cage Escape Match against the Father of Darkness, Vengeance.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Family of Darkness has been making things hard for Champions of Honor members Nicky Champion, Valiant, and Lobster Warrior for the past several months, giving them problems on top of their existing ones, but here we have one of those Champions of Honor in the ring right now, as he gets ready to face Remo at Times of Trouble, and hopes to become a Triple Crown champ with his first-ever World Heavyweight Title win. Let's hear it from the Honorable One himself, Valiant.</div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Valiant and Fry Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/87_zps6eba5262.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So you only figured it out last week...that I, Valiant, the so-called Honorable One of the SWF, am shaping up to be the first triple-crown champion in the promotion's history. I've been North American champ before, once upon a time, I held those tag team belts with a man you now know as Rogue, and on Sunday, at the Lakeland Arena in Providence, Rhode Island, I will be your next SWF World Heavyweight Champ...and do it...with honor. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> No, don't get me wrong. I know how hard it is for my manager Jessie, married to a man who has been far more public about his desires to be a triple crown champ, and believe me, I respect the heck out of Tom Gilmore. But there's a reason why you, the SWF Galaxy, were only reminded of the fact that I may potentially hit the trifecta on Sunday just recently. For me, being the first triple crown champ doesn't matter as much as the prospect of me winning my first SWF World Heavyweight Title...and taking it away from a man who once may have deserved your respect, dear fans...until he hooked up with former Supreme TV announcer Duane Fry.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The crowd erupts in jeers of "CHICKEN FRY!" as Valiant now directs his "honorable" vitriol against Duane Fry.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now Duane, I've heard every one of your boasts, watched Uprising and had to listen to you make everything about Remo, everything about how he was nothing before you became his manager and strategist. Lemme just say this, Duane - Remo was SOMETHING. He was SOMEBODY before you took over. I personally think Remo would have won the World title anyway even if you didn't insert yourself into his career - he is just that physically dominant. No thanks to you, Duane, Remo has become a MONSTER without honor in his words, few as they may be, and his actions. Remo has become a symbol of everything I detest in life, and it's all your fault. And when I am faced up with an individual like Remo...a man, whom with you and The Pain Alliance, has made things rough for a non-wrestler like the Dean, Peter Michaels...that makes me even harder to deal with. That makes me even more focused. And that makes me even more detemined to WIN my first World Heavyweight title in Providence...no matter what the crazy stipulations may be. I don't like using weapons in the ring. I don't like anything that's too convoluted - heck, I don't like stipulations in general. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...and come Sunday, Duane Fry and Remo...I am going to do everything I got to do to win that World title belt at Times of Trouble.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a0265df9-87d5-434c-95ee-b1f57c738d4d_zps8f15e996.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/af331342-c78d-4eb4-9410-bd8c1f985616_zps99613eeb.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Duane Fry then emerges from the locker room with Remo, and unlike the usual Fry rebuttal, he actually has the normally taciturn Alpha Dog do a bit of speaking...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Hold it right there, Mr. '80s! Hold it right there! Did you just insinuate, Mr. Business in Front, Boring Children's Party in the Back, that Remo wouldn't be the Alpha Dog he is right now without me? Did you suggest that Remo would be less deadly if I wasn't in his corner? That's where you're damn wrong, Prince Valium! And you're gonna be proven wrong at Times of Trouble, when this man...the one, the only Alpha Dog RRRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON...ANNIHILATES you with my hands cuffed against the ring post! He won't benefit from my strategizing...and you know why? Lemme tell you why. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> I have agreed to make this a little more fun for you...by agreeing to have my mouth taped shut for the duration of time I will be handcuffed. That means no astute battle strategy. No words of encouragement. No yells of distraction against you or Peter Michaels. It's just gonna be you and Remo during the ladders part of your match...and you'll find out soon enough that Remo is STILL THE MOST FEARSOME SPECTACLE YOU'LL EVER SEE IN THE SWF, WITH OR WITHOUT DUANE FRY!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Look, Duane, I didn't say Remo wouldn't be dominating without you...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Remo</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's the reason y'all shouldn't be given a mic, Valiant! Because you only end up talkin' s--- on it! How 'bout I go out there and stuff that mic down you mouth and use it to knock out your good friend Peter Michaels...and that ugly pig manager of yours who can't decide if she's a fish or a cueball's wife...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Man of few words...but boy, are they meaningful!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Valiant</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(stepping in front of Jessie to prevent her from exiting the ring)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - See, Remo? That's what Duane Fry has made you into. He's made you into somebody who has no respect for people who don't compete in the ring...someone who has no respect for women, especially a lady who is one of the most beloved managers in the business!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Fry</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duane Fry...has made Remo, previously an EXCELLENT wrestler...into one who is beyond excellence. Remo used to be driven? Now he's FAR beyond driven. Remo used to be physically dominant? Now he's a veritable FREAK OF NATURE and, just as you said, a MONSTER! You say you don't care about triple crown titles, but only about winnin' your first World title? Not only are you gonna leave Lakeland empty-handed, Valiant...you are also gonna leave it in a stretcher en route to an ambulance...your lack of experience with weapons and lack of everything else compared to Remo is gonna work against you on Sunday...as the SWF Galaxy, like it or not, witnesses another day in the office...another night in the life...of the reigning SWF World Heavyweight Champion...and MOST DOMINATING INDIVIDUAL TO EVER WORK IN THIS BUSINESS...RRRRRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Oro (w/Plata) vs Jay Chord</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/fca53991-bbb6-4270-b376-4c56494861ed_zps91a08620.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/95622952-2af9-47a5-a422-00d09bdd7132_zpseb2e4291.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/57_zps79d3e09c.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This time, we've got a legitimate Keith vs Chord second-generation match, as Oro is still played by Sam Keith's son Greg. That said, he hardly gets any offense against the newly-hired Chord.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's another easy win for the cocky "Mad at My Dad" Jay Chord, as he quickly disposes of Oro with a Cradle Piledriver.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Chord in 3:39</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Last week we saw Jay Chord beat Oro's teammate, brother, fellow masked man or whatever Plata with a Jay Chord DDT. Now he's rocking another one of his dad's classic finishers, the Cradle Piledriver!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That kid's sure to make an impact here in the SWF, but his arrogance isn't endearing himself to too many people...</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Swoop McCarthy vs Christian Faith</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c84ec339-fce9-4823-86a6-f54202f6103e_zpsb2dc981b.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/74_zps664ea623.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Christian Faith has been in sore need of some wins, though in his defense, his last two losses were both in tag team action, and he didn't get pinned. Here, he hopes to get an easy one against the promising young Swoop McCarthy.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The video game-loving Swoop has a few close calls here, including a Running Powerslam on Faith at 3:30 that leads to a two-count...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...and a Faith-Up! Faith, seemingly in an effort to troll the fans, launches into his now-quasi-babyface comeback, and uses that momentum to take care of Swoop in little more than five minutes. He then "celebrates" by glaring at guest commentator Steve Frehley, who's suddenly lacking in confidence.</span></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Faith in 5:17</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Frehley</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hot damn, guys. This is one bad mother and I'm not quite sure if I'll have it in me this Sunday...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But you've won so many Supreme Extreme matches, Steve...Faith hasn't been setting the world on fire as of late. I think you'll be fine out there.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Frehley</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Thanks for the concern, Ana, but after all I've said, after all I've done...it just might be too much for me to make this man, my mentor, and the man who saved me from the ghettos, not answer to a ten-count.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Atomic Chases Rogue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/68_zps35e8836e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Backstage, we hear Captain Atomic ranting, raving and raging as he searches for Rogue in the locker room. For about a minute, Atomic can be heard screaming "ROOOOOOOOOOGUE!!!!!!!" , overturning tables, kicking trash bins, and kicking over several chairs as he searches futilely for the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel. He is soon spotted at the catering area by Commissioner Barry Bowen, who tells Atomic to get a hold of himself, because his match tonight against Roger Cage has been turned into a North American title encounter. This is apparently punishment for the Radioactive Wrecking Machine living up to his name and thrashing the locker room - instead of being secure in holding his belt until Times of Trouble, he has some added pressure on him to get right back at Cage. Atomic quietly nods his head, and shoves Bowen as he skulks out of the catering area.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes © (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Bad Newz Bearz</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/bc3d4305-ec6a-4ab1-8862-8c170ad5baf1_zps77ed5243.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/90d32d46-ec6b-4813-957f-c2fbb3b819a2_zpsac77ead4.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/50_zps13bede63.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Platinum Blondes had been confirmed earlier as The Amazing Bumfholes' opponents, but ring announcer Bobby Justin says that the Blondes have bowed out of tonight's competition, thus giving the Bumfs the win by default...but not so fast! Los Shains' "El Monstruo" plays in the background, and that means The Bad Newz Bearz will be taking over as the Bumfs' opponents for the evening!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At first, El Oso Polar de Canadiense makes the Bumfholes wish they didn't high-five it up upon learning they'll be up against jobbers, nearly crushing Randy B. with a bear hug.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Vankoovah Grizzlay does his share of damage at 3:10, hitting a running bulldog on Zimmy, and celebrating by roaring at the crowd and dancing.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Still, the Bumfholes control most of this matchup, and end up winning with Zimmy hitting the Bumfhole in One on a fallen Grizzlay at around 5:15.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Amazing Bumfholes in 5:19</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Creditable performance in the loss for The Bad Newz Bearz, and another great display of athleticism from the Bumfholes, but one has to wonder how bad things are for The Platinum Blondes that they had to bow out of this match!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - From what I hear, things are close to reaching critical mass, as Freddy Garcia is still jealous of Jamie Lee Prudence's friendship with Donnie J, while Jamie Lee is no fan of Freddy's new friends, the Partay Dudez!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(as Sober Police runs in)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Look out, Amazing Bumfholes!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Amazing Bumfholes Beaten Down by Sober Police</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/67_zps900b981d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It seems as if Jackson Marlowe is still having troubles getting back to sobriety, as he stands out in this beatdown by taking off his coat, his shirt, and his tie, beating his chest, and acting like the Jungle Lord of old! With Squeeky McClean taking care of Zimmy Bumfhole, Marlowe works on Randy and punctuates his Rehab Cruise/Jungle Jack-Jammer with a loud yell of "SOBER POLICE WIN!!!!! ME HATE ALCOHOL!" </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> With the Bumfs down, Squeeky tries to talk some sense into Marlowe, and promises that he's going to help him get back on the wagon and put away that bottle for good. The crowd is booing as Marlowe, seemingly chastised, breaks down in tears and hugs McClean, saying that he didn't mean to act out and that he doesn't want to be Jungle Lord anymore.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) James and Bruce Rant About Money, Argue</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/78_zps58567d0b.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Jack Bruce and Brandon James will be teaming up with Angry Gilmore later against Rogue and Money-Chase Organization wannabes The Sex Maniacs, and while Gilmore has previously gotten along well with James, that's not quite the case between James and Bruce, neither of whom seems to be too cordial each other as they talk in the locker room. James says Bruce is probably too old, and his back is probably too bad for him to be considered a threat for the SWF Title, while Bruce once again brings up James' tendency to be distracted by Emma Chase's Dollar Signs, and says the only reason why he's confident they can win is because Chase is out on a "business trip." In real life, Chase is actually flying to Connecticut with Nicky Champion and Partay Dudez Mainstream and J-Sense following their movie shoot in California.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Bruce and James appear to be close to duking it out, but Angry Gilmore angrily - no pun intended - breaks the two of them up, emphasizing that they have to work together and trust each other, even for one night. His two fellow babyfaces reluctantly agree, but Bruce lets slip that he's confident he can dispose of James and Money in a New York Minute at Times of Trouble. "We'll just hafta see about that," growls James as Bruce walks away cockily.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews The Pain Alliance</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/71_zps84dc8063.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>This backstage interview with Melanie Florence starts out with a rant about Valiant, and just as usual, it's quite challenging to figure out what Big Smack Scott is trying to say...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN', VALIANT! YOU HAFF MAIDYAKAREEH </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(made your career)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> OUTTA DOIN' THE RIGHT THING. YOU'VE BEEN ALL ABOUT HANNAH AND LOVE FOR ONE'S PRINCIPALS, LOVE FOR ONE'S KUNTREHHHHH...BUT AH GOTS THIS TA' SAY ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CHANCES AGAINST REMO AT TYMZAH TRUBBOW...NADDA CHANCE!!!! SEE, YOU WON'T JAZZ HAFTA DEAL WITH THE AWPHA DAWG...YUGONNA HAFTA DEEAH WITH ME, THE SMACKER, AND MAH GOOD FRIEND FROMDA HEAWT OFFDA BRONX...KURT WAWAMEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I'm not quite sure I understood that, Mr. Scott, but if I heard right, you said that Valiant doesn't have a chance?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Laramee</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You sure heard right, English muffin! And just to show you how serious we are about bein' of help at Times of Trouble, we got ourselves one helluva tuneup match tonight. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Yes, I see you'll be facing The All-Americans, Des Davids and Dean Ansell. Former SWF World Tag Team Champions, and the team that's held it the longest in the title's modern history.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DAZZ RYE, MEWANEEEE, THEY HEWD THEM BEWTS ONCE FOR TEN MONTHS...BUT WE HEWD 'EM THRICE...FOR MONTHS THAT SEEMED LIKE YEEEAHHHHS!!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(years)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> BECAUSE WHEN WE BRENDA PAIN...BRENDA PAIN </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(bring the pain)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">...IT'S THE EQUIVALENZ OF ONE DAY'S PAIN BECOMIN' TWO...OR SOMETIMES THREE...OR MAYBE EVEN FIVE OR SIX...WE BRENDA PAIN TO PEOPLE AND...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Florence</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I know your manager is Duane Fry, so who's this Brenda Payne I keep hearing about?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - VERY FUNNY, MEWANEEEEEHHHH!!!!! THE BUDDOMLINE IZZZ THIS. DUANE FRAAAAHHH HAS MADE US MORE HURTFUL AND HURTSOME DANEVAH BEFORE...AND SINCE AH HEAR THEM ALL-AMERICANS AREN'T CLICKIN' LIKE THEY YOOOZED TO, I'MMA JUST SAY THAT THIS TOON-UP MATCH GONNA BE A WOKINDAPAAAHK!!!! WE GONNA BEAT 'EM FAT ASSES AND MAKE 'EM WISH THEY NEVER PAHTNAHH'D TUGEDDA INDA PURZZZ PLACE!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Laramee</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...what he said!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The All-Americans vs The Pain Alliance (w/Duane Fry)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/62_zps3d2dce47.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As The All-Americans enter the ring, Dean Ansell continues his strange behavior by mimicking Des Davids' ultra-hyped screams and yells, and contributing one of his own - "BETTER GIVE IT UP FOR PRIME TIME!!!" as he points at his teammate.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The All-Ams start the match strong, and a Desmond DDT from Davids (tornado DDT with theatrics) to Kurt Laramee nearly results in a pinfall at 2:50.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It's all downhill all the way for the All-Ams, though, as Ansell tags in for a second time at 3:30. While he starts out strong and nearly finishes Big Smack Scott with an Old Glory, he finds himself tripped from the outside by Duane Fry, and bashed with a megaphone as Laramee distracts Ric Young by trying to illegally enter the ring.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">For the next few minutes, Ansell is isolated by The Pain Alliance, but not once does he even try to tag Davids into the match!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Ansell launches into a classic babyface comeback at 6:00, but it lasts all of 30 seconds, as Big Smack Scott spears Ansell off a missed clothesline attempt.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Once again, Ansell refuses to tag Davids in as he is pinned by Laramee with a Switchblade Powerslam.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - The Pain Alliance in 7:33</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HEEL TURN) Davids Beaten Down by Anselianenko</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/59_zps5697f9b7.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The match has just ended, and Des Davids is in the ring, berating Dean Ansell for refusing to tag him in and allowing himself to get isolated, and eventually defeated by The Pain Alliance. Davids says that he could have done something about the Smacker and Laramee, but just as he is scolding his partner, Ansell slowly climbs to his feet and floors Davids with an angry short-arm clothesline! He then drops down and repeatedly knees Davids near the neck area, and follows that up with his finishing move, the Old Glory! The crowd is booing the luckless Ansell's actions, but they aren't booing as loud as they would when Ansell exits the ring, grabs something from underneath it, and drapes Davids' fallen body with the Russian flag! He leaves the ring without any explanation, but with the crowd already jeering him with chants of "USA! USA!"</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Dean Ansell, to be known going forward as Dmitri Anselianenko, has just turned, and </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">his heel turn was a complete success</span></strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - THAT TURNCOAT! After years of calling himself the American Machine...Dean Ansell has done the unthinkable by pledging allegiance to...Russia?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Quite a bizarre turn of events, Peter. American Machine gets hurt, returns a few weeks later under his real name, acts strange when teaming up with or acting as cornerman for Des Davids, and now ASSAULTS his longtime tag team partner and covers him with the Russian flag? Something's not right here.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Might also be the reason one of our more veteran SWF Starlets, BJ O'Neill, had quietly left the company after she parted ways with Davids. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's somethin' we might find out on the next Uprising, or probably at Times of Trouble or the next Supreme TV! This is very, very disturbing. American patriot turned average Joe turned turncoat. They say anything is possible in the SWF, and with that in mind, you have to take the bad with the good. This is definitely bad.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Captain Atomic © vs Roger Cage</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [sWF North American Title Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ecd353fc-8ea6-4453-9e50-bbb6303da128_zpsbb6ec6f8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/72_zps91b21b80.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Originally non-title, Commissioner Barry Bowen had made this match into a title match as punishment for Captain Atomic freaking out as he scoured the locker room for Rogue. As such, Roger Cage looks sharper than usual, even as he tries to offset Atomic's strength with rest holds.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Cage, who's also making his debut on Supreme TV after wrestling exclusively on Uprising, tries for an instant pinning predicament with a German suplex at 2:30, but that gets slipped out of, as Atomic flattens his foe with a diving shoulderblock.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After about a minute of no-selling from Atomic, Cage seizes control again at close to 4:00 into the match, and actually connects with the PUA Plunge at 5:50. Could we be having a new North American champ just days before Supreme TV? NO! Atomic kicks out just before Darren Smith could count to three.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Atomic engineers his comeback at 6:40 off a neckbreaker counter, and knowing that he can get hurt as much as the move will hurt his opponent, he goes for the Radiation Blast, and connects!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">It takes a while for both men to recover, but when they do, Atomic's back to his no-selling ways, and he eventually hangs on to his title with an emphatic Mushroom Cloud on Cage! </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At this moment, Rogue runs in, hoping to distract Atomic, and Atomic reacts by dropkicking the Scoundrel off the apron! Cage recovers and goes for a quick schoolboy roll-up, but Atomic reverses the roll-up and it's Cage's shoulders on the mat as Atomic deals the pickup artist and talk show host his first loss in the SWF.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Atomic in 9:45. Captain Atomic is STILL the SWF North American Champion.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - No need for Roger Cage to feel bad about this loss. Just imagine - before the Battle for Supremacy, the guy was a joke. He had a horrible talk show on Supreme TV, he didn't do what he was hired by this company to do, which is wrestle, and now he's fresh off an upset victory over Captain Atomic on Uprising, and has just seen his three-match winning streak broken! Not all rookies can pull off such streaks in the SWF...and not all rookies fight for titles this early on in their careers!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Once again, I don't like Roger Cage's talk show and I don't like how he passive-aggressively mocks the SWF Galaxy and mocks some of our most talented SWF Superstars. But he was sure looking good quite a few times in that title match, and we can expect him to be looking out for bigger things in the weeks to come.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Bruce Psyches Up Frehley</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/85_zpsc05ec216.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Backstage, Steve Frehley bumps into Jack Bruce, and Frehley talks in private about how worried he is about his upcoming Last Man Standing match against Christian Faith. Frehley, who had been so confident in previous weeks, admits that Faith's got quite a lot of experience in such matches, and while he's used to the rough-and-tumble environment of the ghettos, he's not sure if he could win his match against the Supreme Legend.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I've never been so doubtful about such a match in my life, Jack...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Duuuuuuude! I was just not expectin' that from 'ya! You're the Dark Destroyer, a two-time World champion who once held the title for a year. And you're Mr. Nothing to Lose with the silver briefcase! Sure, Faith beat 'ya two months back at Awesome Impact. Sure, he taught you everything you know. But, as you always say...he ain't s---! He's a man so hung up on his agenda, as you yourself said, and those wins of his? They're kinda like the PMRC ownin' Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider in Washington back in the '80s. The PMRC won the battle...but the kids...and the heavy metal bands they like...won the war. Christian ain't s---, but if you ever need anything...you can count on me runnin' in there, faster than a New. York. Minute. Supreme Extreme rules, remember?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Glad you got my back, Jack. That mofo Faith ain't s--- indeed.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Lobby and Eisen Brawl</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/68_zps35e8836e.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Lobster Warrior doesn't have a match for tonight, but he is nonetheless brought out to hand out official SWF merchandise to the young fans! Lobby is giving pincers and "LW" masks to the kids, and getting a huge reception as he holds up his US Title and douses himself with a glass of water on the announce table! He yells out "SNAPPEH!" before continuing his rounds, but stops in his tracks when Eric Eisen's music plays in the background, with the Supremacist himself and bodyguard Enforcer Allen standing underneath the Supreme-Tron...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Some way you've got to warm up for your imminent defeat at Times of Trouble, Lobby! And just as I've expected, you're kowtowing to the Baby Demographic.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lobby</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What right have you, dastardly do-badding Eric Eisen, to badmouth these Little Lobbies? What have they ever done to you anyway? And if you've got issues with me forcin' your original Enforcer, Mr. Roberts, to retire, you've got no one else to blame but him, because it was HE who put his career up on the line! But don't you mess with these poor, innocent little fans...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - What have your Little Lobbies from the Baby Demographic done to me? Nothin', really, except be as stupid as their brain-dead parents who tell 'em that Lobby is good, Lobby is a true champion, Lobby is this, Lobby is that. Lemme just say...that Lobby is a symbol of an era in the SWF that's best forgotten - the cartoon-character '80s to early '90s! Hey, parents! One of these days, those kids of yours are gonna grow up. They'll be the underage smokers, drinkers, and you-know-what-ers of the future. They'll be like all the little Lobbies from 2004 or 2005 who're now in junior high, experimentin' with all sorts of vices, long past sneakin' a peak at daddy's Sasha Grey DVD or tryin' to dress up like their slutty soccer moms on a Saturday night. They'll be REAL kids with real rebellious tendencies, and they'll be identifying with someone like ME. After all, what kinda teenager wants to be like you...a LOSER in a lobster mask? I'm Eric Eisen. I'm the Son of the Boss whom you don't cross. And I...NEVER LOSE! And I won't lose either once I win your quote-unquote Underwater Seas title from 'ya at Times of Trouble.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>With that said, Eisen and Allen approach the kids who were given pincers and Lobby masks, and remove them forcefully, with Allen slapping one "parent" (actually MAW's Mean Jean Cattley, now wearing a fake moustache and his hair tied back) who tries to move his "child" away. One small child, who's actually Eisen's own son Ruddiger (out of wedlock, of course), cries loudly and on cue when his real-life daddy grabs his pincer and hat and jumps down forcefully on both items! Eisen lets out a hyena laugh, and Lobby charges at him, but the Defender of the Deep ends up beaten down by both Eisen and Allen, with the hyena laughter continuing amid the boos.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce vs Rogue and The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [six-Man Tag Team Match]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/eb1724bd-26fe-4b4b-bf5b-0753ef4c47ed_zpsaa6c4ead.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7a9f69fd-013c-48d9-92b4-f3d3599148ad_zps1362aa53.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a4b06292-5e7b-45da-8fb3-e7950749aae2_zps0feea3f0.png</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/83_zps08b4c670.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Rich Money joins the announce team for this penultimate match, and as action kicks off with Marc DuBois and Brandon James locking up, he evades any and all questions regarding Emma Chase's business trips. He also says that none of the SWF Superstars who competed tonight have impressed him, and that he may have to "resort to a Plan B" so he could, as he often says, continue to "always get what (he) wants."</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Sex Maniacs seem quite determined to convince Rich Money to hire them, and they are working quite well as a team, with a Joe Sexy bulldog on Jack Bruce followed up by a running elbow drop from Marc DuBois. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Bruce nips up after Rogue knocks him down with a clothesline, and gets the crowd going with a Jack Bruce Flurry at 4:30. He then tags James in, as the Big Cat continues the face trio's good run with a spinebuster on a freshly-tagged DuBois.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Sexy gives the heels a quick burst of offense with a Sexy Strut Drop on James, but Big Cat lives up to his nickname and tags Angry Gilmore in after a quick kick-out.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">After Gilmore nearly makes DuBois tap out of a figure-four leglock, he tags Bruce in at around 7:50. </span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Bruce is doing really well for himself and seems ready to go for a New York Minute on Rogue at 9:40, when he gets surprised by...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/faa1fc28-147c-4ebb-9a10-6261daa75aa4_zps1f34eeef.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...Louise Cannon climbing the apron and unbuttoning her white shirt to show off...the CRAZY SIGNS? With DuBois still arguing with referee Shane Stones, Sexy runs in and goes for a belly-to-belly suplex on Bruce, earning some praise from the Moneyman!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Yes, it looks like The Sex Maniacs and Cannon may have a chance of getting hired by the MCO after all, as they control minutes 10 to 14, effectively teaming with Rogue as they isolate Bruce.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">A Bruce New York Minute off a Crashing On counter drops Rogue and helps set up the hot tag, as this babyface in distress decides to tag in...</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">...Brandon James, who wails away on Joe Sexy, clotheslining the Sex Machine, then using a hardly-used dropkick to prevent Marc DuBois from interfering! He goes for the Brandon Bomb Drop on Sexy, and this could be it...but Cannon once again climbs the apron to distract Stones...and flash him with the, uh...Crazy Signs!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">That's not impressing Money at all, as he says he doesn't need Emma Chase knockoffs in his Organization, and he finds himself disenchanted with DuBois, as he gets embarrassed with a Long Island Trio of vertical suplexes from Jack Bruce.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Rogue briefly gives the heels some hope by hitting a backbreaker on Bruce, but he makes the mistake of tagging in Sexy, as Bruce also tags in Gilmore, and Gilmore gives his former tag team partner a dose of Anger Management! Stones counts one, two, three, and it looks like Money would really need to look at an alternative course of action in hopes of replacing Paul Huntingdon...</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNERS</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Gilmore, James and Bruce in 17:45</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, I guess you're hearing it from me right here, right now - The Sex Maniacs and their crazy chick of a manager are not, and never will be Money enough for the Money-Chase Organization.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So what now, Rich? Could you enlighten us on what that Plan B's going to be?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - No, Jerry, you will not force an astute businessman to reveal his hand, for that may squelch the deal. Just let me handle this myself, and know that the Moneyman always gets what he wants. There will be a new member - or MEMBERS - added to the MCO. Just you wait and see.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Gilmore and Bowen Argue, Announces Intent to Fight for World Heavyweight Title at SC34</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a13ca6d-2c15-4ee2-801e-6b1ef267a867_zpsbe14108c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e7cfac96-04a5-40d0-8dbf-769add1bdfe9_zps06096934.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/69_zpsc6c64e1d.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Jack Bruce remain tense with each other to a certain degree as they celebrate their wing and as Rich Money continues to dance around the announcers' questions about his plans for the future, when Barry Bowen appears on the Supreme-Tron...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Congratulations once again, Tom! That was yet another solid performance from you, and while I thought Marc DuBois' natural ability would shine through tonight, and that Joe Sexy's veteran smarts would give Rogue some joy after the previous week's debacle, I was wrong. I was so, so wrong. You really are a good performer in the ring, Tom Gilmore, and...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - C'MON, BOWEN, KEEP PRETENDIN' TO RESPECT ME WHEN ALL YOU REALLY WANNA DO IS FIRE MY ASS AND DEEM ME SURPLUS TO THIS COMPANY'S NEEDS...WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?!?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh, Tom, stop being silly. You know I've always respected your solid in-ring ability! Despite your slight size disadvantage...despite your little problem with your anger...and despite your lack of a truly defining characteristic that would make you a game-changing champion in the SWF...you keep pushing on and on. </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bruce</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(interrupting)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Geez, Double B! That stuff's gettin' old on me, so...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Bruce)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Lemme handle this, Jack! You've said enough already in these past few weeks, so if you would just let me speak... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to Bowen)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Enough with the BS. What. Do. You. Want?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You're about 15 years younger than me, Tom, and you're getting forgetful already? Why, I just wanted to know if you've made your decision yet. You've got until Times of Trouble to decide, but if you'd give me your answer now, </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>I'd like to know if you'd want to fight for the SWF Title...or the World Heavyweight Title at Supreme Challenge 34.</strong></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You know what, Bowen, </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>I made my decision as early as LAST WEEK</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;">, when you didn't even gimme a chance to speak on Supreme TV. Listen up. I want you to understand every word I say and not jump into conclusions. For the past four to five months, my focus has been on Rich Money. And yes, Valiant is right, I have probably been too open about the fact that I want triple crown glory and want it A-S-A-effin'-P, if only to show you what a solid hand like myself can do. But regardless of which title I fight for, the result's gonna be the same. Only...one result will be more meaningful than others. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(pauses)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> See, the SWF Title, Bowen, is a title YOU created last year. The World Title? It's been around for a good 42 years and there's no contest here...winnin' the World Heavyweight Title means winnin' a title with more tradition. Furthermore...did you hear what that piece-o-crap Remo said about me earlier tonight? Did you HEAR WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MY WIFE?!?!?!? IF THAT MAN IS STILL CHAMPION AT SUPREME CHALLENGE 34...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Easy now, Tom! Don't get a heart attack on all of us! Now if you'd let me speak, I just wanna ask one question. Why not have a go at Rich Money? Why not resolve your unfinished business at Supreme Challenge 34, and prove to him that you are Money enough to beat him? Does that mean...you are GIVING UP? Say it ain't so, Tom Gilmore!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Didn't I tell you to LISTEN AND NOT TO JUMP INTO CONCLUSIONS?!?! Lemme tell you somethin', Bowen! You are a man who knows where his bread is buttered...and you don't care as much about Rich as you care about pushin' your belief that I'll never amount to anything more than a solid hand. I can beat Rich Money any damn time I please, and when I win that World Title at Supreme Challenge 34...I'm gonna have physical evidence that I AM as worthy of bein' called Money as your current, soon-to-be-former BFF Rich Money! AND IT CAN BE ANYONE...that Alpha Gorilla Remo and his handler Duane Fry...Valiant, whom I also respect but is probably too nice for this business...it can be ANYONE HOLDIN' THE WORLD TITLE AT SUPREME CHALLENGE...but I am goin' to PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO THEM AND THERE AIN'T A MOTHERF---IN' THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, BOWEN!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Very well, then. Good luck in your match against Marat Khoklov, by the way. And prayers, too, because you know...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I don't need it. Because he hasn't met the likes of me...someone smaller, yet quicker, smarter, and infinitely more skillful than he'll ever be...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Bowen</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Vegas has you as a 100-to-1 underdog at Times of Trouble...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Gilmore</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - DO I EVEN CARE ABOUT WHAT SOME DUMB-ASS BOOKMAKER THINKS?!?!?!? I TOLD YOU ONCE, AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN...I AM GONNA PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO KHOKLOV AT TIMES OF TROUBLE. AND I WANT TO FIGHT FOR THE WORLD TITLE AT SUPREME CHALLENGE 34, AND WIN IT...NOT JUST FOR MYSELF, NOT JUST FOR MY WIFE, AND NOT MERELY TO PROVE MY WORTH TO YOU!!!! I'M GONNA WIN IT MAINLY FOR ALL THESE FANS, THE SWF GALAXY, THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME AND THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THAT TONIGHT...AND EVERY DAMN NIGHT OF THE YEAR...IS A GREAT NIGHT TO BE ANGRY!!!!![</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Joey Minnesota vs Rich Money © (w/Rogue)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> [Non-Title Match; If Minnesota wins, he fights for SWF Title at Times of Trouble vs Money, B. James, J. Bruce]</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8691d2e4-de1e-4afe-b804-fb231fdfe893_zps97800d36.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/84_zps4113c954.jpg</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><ul><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">While this would normally serve as a rematch between Rich Money and Joey Minnesota for the SWF Title, it actually isn't, as Money himself said last week that this would be a non-title matchup. Regardless, Money doesn't waste any time putting Minnesota in a world of pain, using a simple Money Shaker to set up a burst of offense that includes an explosive gutwrench suplex at 2:30.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Though Minnesota recovers well enough to hit a simple, yet impressive powerslam, Money is soon back in the driver's seat, countering an electric chair fall by slipping behind Minnesota and going for a German suplex.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">J-Minny is then slowed down by Money with some rest holds, and after a pancake at around 5:20 into the match, the Moneyman goes for an ankle lock on Minnesota, much like the one Marc DuBois is doing so well right now - Minnesota hangs on and eventually breaks the hold with a rope grab.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Once again, we see a brief burst of offense from Minnesota, but New York's Finest isn't looking so fine as Money sends him out of the ring with a ring apron neck snap. This is followed by a brutal beating that includes a backbreaker onto the announce table! Money then sends Minnesota back into the ring as both men barely beat the ten-count.</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">At 8:00, Money attempts the Dollars from Heaven, but Minnesota rolls away, and starts willing himself to get back into the match!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">And that he does, as Minnesota starts unleashing his varied repertoire of suplexes starting around the tenth minute. Money is able to counter a slingshot suplex and briefly regain control, but he doesn't have any answer for the Empire Spiral at the 11:30 mark. This might be over and Minnesota might be in the SWF Title match, but it isn't, as Rogue runs in to break the cover!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">This somehow allows Money to get some fight back in him, and at 13:40, we've got another false finish in the form of a Bank Roll on J-Minny. A second Dollars from Heaven connects soon after, but that doesn't put Minnesota away either!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The seesaw nature of the match soon favors Minnesota once again, and it would appear that he's homing in on a minor upset of sorts at the 17-minute mark. Following a shoulderbreaker on Money, he goes for the Minnesota Salute, but someone makes his way to ringside at that point, and shakes the ropes before Rogue could, with Ric Young oblivious to it all!</span><br /></li><li><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The mystery attacker looks like your average masked jobber, and he's gone in a flash as Young counts one, two, three, crushing Minnesota's dreams for another shot at the SWF Title at Times of Trouble.</span><br /></li></ul><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Money in 18:09</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Mah Gawd, Jerreh! Mah Gawd! Joey Minnesota was so close! He was so close to joinin' Bruce, James, and Money in the SWF Title match! And it was all because of that masked man...whoever he is!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Methinks the SWF Galaxy may have just gotten a taste of Rich Money's Plan B.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But who was that guy? I know it's cliche to ask "who was that masked man", but you really have to wonder who the hell he is! Could it be Marc DuBois?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Definitely not Joe Sexy, because that man looked considerably smaller. DuBois is a good guess.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm not sure if that's going to impress the Moneyman, but he sure looks content right now as he lifts his SWF Title in the air, almost as if he has found someone worthy enough of joining his organization. But I have to echo your earlier question, guys. Who is he?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Might be another one of those questions we'll only find out the answer to at Times of Trouble. We're almost done for tonight's show, but first, we'd like to give all y'all Nicky Champion Guys and Girls out there somethin' to get excited about. Since his Cage Escape Match versus Vengeance will certainly be a highlight at Times of Trouble, here's a look back at the long-running tiff between the Hawkeye, Nicky Champion, and his tormentor, Vengeance, the enigmatic Father of Darkness.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE VIDEO) Champion vs Vengeance Pre-Match Hype</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Grades/89_zps588813e2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As most hype videos go, there isn't anything new in this one - it's just a summary of the Nicky Champion vs Vengeance feud, which has been running since the Hawkeye's debut in late January, 2014. The highlights, of course, include Champion's cocksure promos and penchant for making light of Vengeance's reputation as an unhinged Avenging Angel-type character, and Vengeance's eerie rebuttals. In terms of in-ring action, we see how Champion originally won the blue Nothing to Lose ladder match, winning a contract for an SWF World Heavyweight Title match, how he lost his blue briefcase to Vengeance in a Casket Match at Awesome Impact, and even unseen footage of Vengeance handing the blue briefcase to an indignant Christian Faith. We also see Champion and Lobster Warrior pretend to join Vengeance's stable, only for the two to eliminate Vengeance at the Battle for Supremacy; Champion's elimination-in-darkness is covered next. Finally, the SWF Galaxy gets to see highlights of Champion and Vengeance's verbal volleys from previous weeks, and in the last scene, we hear Nicky Champion cutting his most recent promo, from two Supreme TVs back.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(from April 29 Supreme TV)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That's right, Glendale, Vengeance is nothin' but a mere mortal. A whacko cult leader. A HERETIC and a FALSE PROPHET as you like to say, which is true. He's no Father of Darkness! He's no unstoppable immortal! He's just some crazy fool in a mask who thinks his words have a hold on anyone and everyone in the locker room! And at Times of Trouble, I will settle my score with that mere mortal...I will put an end to all Vengeance's proselytizing and false prophet-ing. And I will do it in another one of his specialty matches...the CAGE ESCAPE MATCH. Yes, Nicky Champion has gone specific. Vengeance has lost a few Classic Cage matches, but never a Cage Escape Match, and if Vengeance wants to trap the SWF Galaxy and the SWF Superstars in his self-proclaimed kingdom of darkness, Nicky Champion will escape it figuratively and literally. And once I'm through with that, I will start...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Champion's Voice</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(altered)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...watching my soul putrefy as I pay for my myriad sins in the living years. At Times of Trouble, May 18, 2014, Nicky Champion will atone for those sins, and will never escape the confines of the darkness....and the steel cage in which I wage my battle. Nicky Champion will have no choice but to REPENT. REPENT. REPENT. REPENT. REPENT. REPENT. REEEEEEE-PENNNNNNTTTTTTT...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c8d2ed5a-db2f-4362-a3fc-9c4fdf98ae7c_zps3b0d0bec.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>This surreal display is accompanied by the vision of Champion seemingly decomposing, thanks to innovative visual effects, and the background turning into a mixture of black and red. Soon the lights go out in the arena, and once they return about a minute later, Vengeance is standing in the ring, not saying a single word, and leaving everyone in attendance here in Hartford, as well as the announcers, completely shocked and mortified.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Tell me I was just dreamin' that. Tell me I had just dreamed that. </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>J. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Probably the most surreal thing I have ever seen in my 15 years in this company.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michaels</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I've been in the industry for over 30 years now, Jerry, and never have I witnessed something so shocking. So eerie. So.. </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(takes a long pause and swallows)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> I don't wanna talk about it anymore.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>A. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(after an uncomfortable silence of about 10 seconds, as Vengeance remains in the ring)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - For Peter Michaels and Jerry Eisen, this is Ana Garcia. Godspeed, Nicky Champion. Godspeed.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade - </strong></div><strong></strong><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">84/B+</span></strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Increased Popularity in 3 Regions</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Supreme TV Rating - 15.01 (NEW RECORD)</strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> </strong></div><strong></strong><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></strong></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> Trending on Twitter - #Vengeance #NickyChampion #TimesOfTrouble #RichMoney #JoeyMinnesota #SupremeExtreme #PlanB #CageEscape #AngryGilmore #BabyDemographic</strong></div><strong></strong></div></blockquote>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - My bad - I was supposed to answer the bonus question in a PWH article in between Uprising and Times of Trouble, not in between Supreme TV and Uprising. <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> The answer was supposed to be Luis Montero Sr., and I see most of you went with Canadian legends. El Aguila Americana was another casualty of TEW's "killer month" of May, though he is actually an American who made his name in Mexico...</p><p> </p><p> Anyway, here's more action from the "bush leagues", as Duane Fry likes to call it - Week 10 of High Stakes Season 1 and the go-home Uprising! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Oakdale Theatre (Connecticut, New England)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, May 15, 2014</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Gilmore Announces Intent to Fight for World Title at SC34, Eerie Vengeance Segment (87/B+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The go-home Supreme TV, as we see in this Supreme Rewind, was quite an eventful one that ended on probably the most bizarre note in the program's history. The recap features clips from Valiant and Duane Fry's last argument and one of the few times we've heard Remo speak since he became one of Duane Fry's Guys, Dean Ansell's heel turn on Des Davids, a masked man costing Joey Minnesota a chance to compete for the SWF Title at Times of Trouble by interfering in his match against Rich Money, and The Sex Maniacs' unsuccessful attempt to join the MCO. Finally, this recap closes with a clip from what seemed to be your typical pre-match hype video for Nicky Champion vs Vengeance, but ended with Champion's original words from a previous promo getting changed...and Vengeance magically appearing in the ring after the usual "one minute of darkness" trick.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Introduction of High Stakes Season 2 Mentors, Rookies Draw Names (69/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Melanie Florence is in the ring as she announces the seven SWF veterans who will join this season's Best Mentor winner (to be announced on Week 12) in guiding the next batch of High Stakes rookies for Season 2. The mentors include Rogue, Captain Atomic, Squeeky McClean, Jamie Lee Prudence, Des Davids, Big Smack Scott and, since he was barely able to mentor this season due to his issues with Vengeance, Lobster Warrior. She then asks each of the surviving rookies - Spencer Spade, Matthew Keith, Skye Sunlight, and Findlay O'Farraday - to draw a Season 2 mentor's name from the fishbowl, as they shall once again be facing SWF veterans tonight, with a rookie win good for three immunity points. Spade draws Davids, Keith gets Big Smack Scott, Sunlight will be up against Rogue, and O'Farraday will fight Lobby.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Skye Sunlight (w/The Awesomeness) vs Rogue (55/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a8530ef0-f432-40a6-9918-55ad4abf1cf2_zps46b28725.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Rogue defeated Skye Sunlight</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 6:09 by pinfall with a Crashing On.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I can only hope whoever ends up as Rogue's rookie on Season 2 of High Stakes won't take after his mentor.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And there it comes...the loogie! Right smack dab on Skye Sunlight's eagle tattoo. This is a man who respects nothing and no one, tailor-fit for a shady faction like The Money-Chase Organization.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(again showing favoritism for storyline crush Sunlight)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I've got me eye on you, Rogue! You're not gonna get away easy after what you just did, you bloody rotter!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Frehley Hypes Keith (75/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Lately we've seen a Steve Frehley that has surprisingly been lacking in confidence, but this video package appears to have been taped before the last Supreme TV. In here, Frehley talks about how happy he is with the progress of his new rookie Matthew Keith, and how he feels Keith has the best chances of winning High Stakes now that he's been separated from his original mentor Eric Eisen.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frehley</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Ten years ago, Christian Faith took me, a no-good street thug from Compton, and turned me into an SWF Superstar. That's somethin' he doesn't wanna even remember now, but he taught me to pay it forward. And here I am, guidin' the career of a young man with great bloodlines and even greater potential to become one of the biggest names in SWF history. It's my honor to be in your corner, Matt, and with me as your mentor, we gonna WIN this mother and get you that guaranteed SWF contract and title shot!</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Des Davids vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (58/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Des Davids defeated Spencer Spade</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 3:37 by pinfall with a Touch Down.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You and Peter better stick a fork in him, Mel. Spencer Spade is done!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, he's been doing creditably in the challenges, but as far as his ring work goes? Spencer Spade's bark is far worse than his bite.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Still too inconsistent, still too cocky for his own good, but the potential is there. I won't be surprised if the SWF takes a flyer on Spencer Spade, but I don't think he'll be gettin' that guaranteed contract AND title shot of his choice as the first-ever High Stakes champion.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) The High Stakes Joust (77/B-) </span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In other words, this is the High Stakes Rock 'em Sock 'em Challenge, and this, according to Peter Michaels, will be worth three points. The four remaining rookies will be matched up randomly, with the goal to joust with your opponent and knock him off the balance beam. Winners of the two preliminary matches will face each other for first place, while the losers will take place in a second match to determine who comes in third and fourth.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> The results are as follows:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>PRELIMINARY:</strong></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Findlay O'Farraday d. Skye Sunlight</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Spencer Spade d. Matthew Keith</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>THIRD PLACE JOUST:</strong></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Matthew Keith d. Skye Sunlight</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>CHAMPIONSHIP JOUST:</strong></em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Findlay O'Farraday d. Spencer Spade</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> After their consolation joust, Keith and Sunlight exchange handshakes and laugh at their lack of success in this challenge, while O'Farraday is more direct as he grabs the microphone from Michaels and yells "THIS IS POINTLESS!" O'Farraday continues ranting until Michaels threatens to take away his three elimination points, and Money tells Michaels to "give him the damn points and stop making these kids take part in all these stupid challenges." Michaels agrees, and is able to appease Money somehow when he says that the next challenge is the third and final individual promo challenge for High Stakes' first season.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - O'Farraday. Findlay O'Farraday gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Matthew Keith (w/Steve Frehley) vs Big Smack Scott (53/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Matthew Keith defeated Big Smack Scott in 6:47</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> by submission with a Proton Lock. (Big Smack Scott started the match with an incoherent promo about the High Stakes rookies and once again promised to "Brenda Payne", or bring the pain against Matthew Keith.)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>ROOKIE DEFEATS MENTOR</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Matthew Keith gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Are you kidding me, Melanie? Matt Keith just beat Big Smack Scott of The Pain Alliance cleanly, and made him tap out of the Proton Lock! Matt Keith made the Smacker tap out! That is probably the most impressive victory I've seen all season long!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My sentiments exactly, Sammy. Last week, Findlay O'Farraday beat Freddy Garcia by means of disqualification. This was a clean win, and as you can see, Steve Frehley is very happy with his rookie and so are the fans! Listen to 'em!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's certainly going to help him next week, as we shall determine our final three for the final week of High Stakes, with the mentors, Peter Michaels, and myself making the decision! Sorry, SWF Galaxy, but this is all on us, as we want to make sure we only choose the best rookies to compete to become your first-ever High Stakes champion.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - How's the immunity points race going, Mel?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Glad you asked, Marv - Matthew Keith has just tied Findlay O'Farraday with 13 immunity points! Both young men now share the lead for immunity points, and if I may add, whoever finishes Week 11 with the most immunity points will DEFINITELY make it to the Top 3...and be guaranteed an SWF contract together with the winner.</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HIGH STAKES CHALLENGE) Final Promo Challenge (55/C-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Peter Michaels explains that this is the last of three individual promo challenges the High Stakes rookies will go through this season, and unlike the first one, where the topic can be anything or anyone, and the second one, where the topic has to be someone who's part of High Stakes, this third challenge has the rookies drawing a random topic from the fishbowl and talking about it for one minute. Also, this challenge differs because it won't be the Season 1 mentors evaluating the rookies, but rather the seven confirmed Season 2 mentors.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> The results:</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>1. Spencer Spade (61/70)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - The topic Spade draws is Times of Trouble, and he uses his mic time to talk about how he should be on Times of Trouble, fighting Remo for the World Heavyweight Title (something he mentions knowing Fry Guy Big Smack Scott is one of the Season 2 mentors), because he's got that "it" factor that none of the other competitors on Times of Trouble possess. He also says the SWF will be experiencing their own "times of trouble" if they don't sign Spade to a contract, because he's the only rookie in this season's cast who can actually "draw a dime" and bring fans to the seats.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>2. Matthew Keith (54/70)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Keith gets to talk about the World Heavyweight Title, and with comparative soft-spoken confidence, he says that his father Sam won that title four times, and that with the right guidance, and the right combination of hard work and good breaks, he just might be able to surpass that number of titles in "fifteen, ten, who knows, maybe even five years." He closes his promo saying that he'll definitely "win more than just one fluke World title," a veiled reference to his previous mentor Eric Eisen.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>3. Skye Sunlight (42/70)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - Sunlight's topic is Supreme Extreme, and he says, in his usual sleepy, Jim Morrison-esque delivery, that he could surprise more than a few people with his skills in "Supremely...extremely...imitation...situations." Sunlight hypes up his "King of the Ladder Match" background in CZCW, and he doesn't seem perturbed at all as The Awesomeness are shown watching backstage on the monitors, and as Big Smack Scott lets out a yawn by the time his promo is done. Upon seeing his better-than-usual promo score, Sunlight quips "Hey! I think they liked me!"</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>4. Findlay O'Farraday (16/70)</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> - It does seem as if Findlay O'Farraday is boycotting High Stakes' remaining challenges, as all he does in his one minute on the mic is scream. And scream. And scream even more. And none of that screaming relates to his topic of the Hall of Fame. Michaels shakes his head at O'Farraday's uncooperative attitude, and it looks like everyone has given him the minimum 1/10 - except maybe Captain Atomic, who's all well and good with pointless screaming. </em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>CHALLENGE WINNER</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Spade. Spencer Spade gets three immunity points.</div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Lobby Thanks High Stakes for Second Chance (73/B-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In this rather "snappeh" video package, Lobster Warrior says that he's very thankful that Peter Michaels and Melanie Florence have decided to give him a second chance to mentor someone on High Stakes, and apologizes for not being there for his original Season 1 rookie, Frankie Perez. Lobby says that he still feels Perez has great potential in this business, and maybe one day he'll be able to make a "snappeh" impact in Supreme. (Maybe not right away, though, as Perez is currently wrestling as masked jobber Plata.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Lobster Warrior vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money) (69/C+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Lobster Warrior defeated Findlay O'Farraday</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 9:20 when Findlay O'Farraday was disqualified when Rich Money ran in and attacked Lobster Warrior.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">UPRISING:</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(now speaking in an awful-sounding Mayor Quimby/JFK accent)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I-ah...errrr-ah...good evening, ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy! My-ah, er...my name is Duane Fry, and I am, ah, er...with a coupla plebeians who call themselves, ah...Mahvin Earnest and Sam-you-well Curran! Good, ah, er...evening to you all!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Number one, Duane, we are in Connecticut, not in Massachusetts. Number two, that is the worst John F. Kennedy, Mayor Quimby accent I have ever heard! </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Good evening, SWF Galaxy, and allow me to introduce ourselves properly. I'm Marvin Earnest, with Duane Fry and Sammy Curran, and we're coming to you from the Oakdale Theatre in Wallingford, Connecticut! Welcome to another explosive episode of Uprising, and earlier tonight, we were with Melanie Florence covering Week 10 of High Stakes' first season.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And what a High Stakes that was! Duane, you should have seen Matthew Keith up against Big Smack Scott. That Proton Lock Duane, that Proton Lock!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(back to his normal Tennessee accent)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The kid got lucky because Big Smack Scott was on mercy mode! You hear me? MERCY MODE! He and Kurt have some big responsibilities ahead of them at Times of Trouble, and the Smacker just wanted to take it easy out there...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But that doesn't change the fact that Scott tapped out! Scott tapped out! </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(to Earnest)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Repeat after me, Marv! Scott tapped out!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hey, shut up, will you!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And Duane is unable to launch a comeback. Scott tapped out! </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses, as he gets serious)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> We've got two men who will be challenging for titles at Times of Trouble tuning up in what one can call a reprise of their earlier battles - that's Valiant, who hopes to beat Remo for the World Heavyweight title at Times of Trouble...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Not gonna happen...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - ...facing US Title challenger Eric Eisen, whose ongoing issues with Lobster Warrior got personal on Supreme TV, as he went out there and made so many Little Lobbies cry by stealing - and destroying - their Lobby hats and pincers!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We'll also be seeing Donnie J and Jamie Lee Prudence in singles action - a match that was demanded by Uprising GM Eric Tyler, in reaction to their previous history as surfing buddies...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And on Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth, we shall hear from Dean Ansell, a man once known as American Machine, who had recently assaulted his now-former tag team partner Des Davids and draped Prime Time's body with the Russian flag!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I call it a case of reverse defection!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Call it what you wanna, Duane, but I call it DISGUSTING. And I think Mr. Ansell owes all of us an explanation. First, let's take you to the ring, where we've got our first match of the Uprising proper - Sober Police against the promising Los Metalheads from Mexico!</span></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Los Metalheads vs Sober Police (52/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/fca53991-bbb6-4270-b376-4c56494861ed_zps91a08620.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/373d1d77-033d-4667-9c7a-a16e6d849602_zpseea52445.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb32fc2b-f91b-4c6b-95c2-515c8422c9a1_zps1f9df88e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/83ffccbb-c9be-475c-b70e-3d1c312d5624_zps10948e3b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Sober Police defeated Los Metalheads</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 2:53 when Squeeky McClean defeated Oro by pinfall with a Stain Removal.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Sober Police and The Amazing Bumfholes Argue (65/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Sober Police doesn't waste any time after their match - they immediately demand microphones and begin ranting about The Amazing Bumfholes, and how their immature prank resulted in one man nearly lost his livelihood and identity by losing his battle with the bottle...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Marlowe</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - That was an UNCONSCIONABLE act, bruddas! You could have KILLED me, if not killed my career, with that juvenile prank of yours!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>McClean</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Randy, Zimmy, it's been more than a decade since high school. Yet you still find it in you to act like immature teenagers, party like college students on spring break, and harm your mind and body with those evil, evil beverages. Look at us, Bumfholes. We're sober. We're disciplined. We don't smoke cigarettes, do drugs, or fool around on our wives or girlfriends either. Straight-edge isn't just the key to good mental and physical health...it is also the key to SUCCESS!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Marlowe</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - And straight-edge is what's gonna turn us into a winning team at Times of Trouble. You two are gonna pay for that close call I had with addiction. And you two are gonna pay, bruddas, with your titles!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>McClean</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But even if you do lose those titles, Bumfholes, it just might be the wakeup call you need...that one setback that would set your path straight and make you think and look back at your mistakes, and ask yourselves...what were you doing wrong?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>The Bumfholes then appear on the Supreme-Tron, and it looks like both of them are partying in the SWF's "Entertainment Room!" People are dancing, people are drinking, and we also get to see Swoop McCarthy and Oro playing SWF 2K14 on Swoop's PS4! (Yes, it looks like Los Metalheads rushed to the Entertainment Room" right after their loss.) Plata, who's coaching Oro, is urging him on in rapid-fire Spanish, but since he's being played by Mexican-American Frankie Perez, it is now fluent.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - C'mon and join the party, Sober Police!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Z. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - #Edd has turned our humble little game room into an all-around Entertainment Room, and we got it all in here. We've got your choice of party music. We've got video games. We've got a pool table. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(points to El Oso Polar de Canadiense, who has just scratched)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Awwww, El Oso, another scratch! Kinda reminds you of Tuesday night on Supreme TV, doesn't it?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>El Oso</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - GRAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Most of all, Sober Cops...we got the BOOZE!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Marlowe</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - HOW CAN YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS BEHIND MR. TYLER'S BACK? HE IS SO GONNA HAVE YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>R. Bumfhole</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Easy there, Jax, how 'bout havin' a Bud with us? Sure to bring out the WILDMAN in you. The Wildman we used to know and love as a member of Hero Squad.</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Marlowe</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - THAT'S IN THE PAST, BRUDDA...THAT'S ALL IN MY DRUNKEN, HAZY PAST! YOU STOP THIS DEBAUCHERY RIGHT NOW... </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(appears to be tempted by the sight of alcohol)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Help me turn away, Squeeky...help me turn away!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>McClean</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Now look what you did, Bumfholes!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Marlowe</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - STOP TORMENTING ME!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE JUNGLE LORD AGAIN, DAMMIT!!!! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(starts crying crocodile tears)</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Once again, Jackson Marlowe has been brought to tears by the temptations of his previous vices, as the angle ends with an angry Squeeky vowing to win the tag titles at Times of Trouble and doing it in the good name of sobriety and purity.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">When Animals Attack vs The New Darkness Warriors (48/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ea6cf636-c20d-4c23-9d23-150552bafeae_zpsabfb218c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/632a4484-6a5f-4ca4-a721-b8da0979ee12_zpse5af27e8.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/d49e85c1-1675-4ff3-a52a-d2b498a1c12d_zps777a1d56.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6d0b4afa-ec05-4e80-a568-63ad1d3792d1_zpse6de8e89.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>The New Darkness Warriors defeated When Animals Attack</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 4:58 when John Darkness defeated Masked Cougar by pinfall after using a foreign object (Vengeance's chains). During the match we also had Huey Cannonball distract Robert Darkness. (The Awesomeness tried to distract the NDW's, but were dealt with as Robert Darkness attacked them at ringside with Vengeance's chains.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And down went the debaucherous rockers. Notice how quick John and Robert Darkness knocked 'em out...Huey and Jeff musta gotten drunk backstage at that gosh darned Entertainment Room! Where's Mr. Tyler when you need him?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - On his way to the arena post-haste, and Duane, you know you really want to have a beer or two or three with the rest of 'em back there.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm a professional, Marvin, and that includes staying away from any and all alcoholic beverages while I'm here announcing with you two losers!</span></div><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(TALK SHOW) Cage Interviews Anselianenko (62/C)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/52500455-709e-4167-93bb-808c76a8f31a_zps2876a50a.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>It's been three straight weeks, and Roger Cage is still on Uprising, hosting Secrets of the Smooth, but sounding like he's in a chipper mood despite his recent loss to Captain Atomic. Cage's guest for tonight is Dean Ansell, who enters to the Beatles' "Back in the USSR", and immediately tells the "Americansky" Cage that he has "reconnected with USSR heritage" and wants to be known by his late great-grandfather's name Dmitri Anselianenko.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Wait a minute, Dean, er...Dmitri. Ukraine is now independent...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Anselianenko</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - But I have always identify more with the political leaning of PUTIN! When great-grandpa Dmitri left Russia for Ellis Island in early 1920s, it still USSR, so that's what I relate to, and if you don't like it, Americansky, I glad to show you what kind of superpower USSR was back in the day!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Unappreciative of Anselianenko's new anti-American angle and deliberate butchering of English grammar, the crowd lets out a passionate chant of "USA! USA!"</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Anselianenko</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>VNIMANIE!</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Stupid Americanskys show no respect for Born-Again Russian Dmitri! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>VNIMANIE!</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So answer me this, Dmitri. On Tuesday, you were still teaming with your good friend Des Davids, a man who's too loud and too emotional to be taken seriously by the ladies. You refused to tag him in even as The Pain Alliance was slicin' and dicin' you. When he asked you why you did that, you attacked him, and placed that old-school CCCP flag on 'im as he lay on the mat. The question most of these LOSERS...in love of the SWF Galaxy is this. </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(in a whiney voice)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Why, A-Mach, why?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Anselianenko</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I told you not call me that, Comrade Cage! Here's what happen. When Yankee Doodle Eisen and Enforcer Allen injure Dmitri, I was hurt. I disillusion. So I go back to Ukraine where my great-grandpa, the original Dmitri Anselianenko, live up until 1923, before he become Americansky turncoat Donald "Don" Ansell Sr. I realize that for past 37 years, I have been living a lie. My father, who grow up on apple pie, McDonald's and Leave Me the Beaver...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oooh, I'd watch a show like that...but I think you mean Leave it to Beaver....</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Anselianenko</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - WHATEVER! As I was saying, me, father, grandfather, and right down to my original turncoat great-grandpa Dmitri, we all live lie! Americansky like Des Davids no piss on you when you on fire! They focus on self and not team, and only look out for number one, which is themself! You no piss on me when I on fire, Des, but I find woman who always there for me. I find woman who share my ideology, unlike that BJ O'Neill who fed All-Americans to dogs and don't do what you Americanskys call s--- for us. Comrade Cage, I would like to introduce you to this woman. Meet my Russian fiancee, my new business and personal manager, here is...KRISTINA ANGELOVA!!!!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2fb2f4e-0420-4ec2-ade9-8647de1ff947_zps7644e459.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Anselianenko's new manager is actually an American herself, born Christine Allen but known in PSW and BSC as Krissy Angelle. Now a kayfabe Russian, "Kristina Angelova" does some hype for her new client, and Roger Cage tries to put his smooth moves on her with some pickup lines. However...</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Anselianenko</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>NYET!</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Dmitri girlfriend think Americansky stupid like you, Comrade Cage, and she nearly ignore me at bar when I speak to her like Olathe, Kansas' own Dean Ansell! But when I tell her about why I hate Americansky now, she fall heels over head over new, improved Born-Again Russian Dmitri!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Cage</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Note to all my trusted customers and anyone who thinks that "role playing" will get you the girl. IT WON'T. Not everyone, after all, has as much conviction in their role playing as Comrade Dmitri Anselianenko does! So if I were you, single men of the world, I would be myself...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>As Cage praises his fellow heel despite obviously being disrespected on his show, Des Davids runs in and assaults his one-time friend and teammate! That's Cage's cue to high-tail it out of there like the cowardly heel he is, and wrap up Secrets of the Smooth as referees run in to pull Davids off of Anselianenko.</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Donnie J vs Jamie Lee Prudence (w/Frederique A. Garcia) (52/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3a4d3953-457a-4c82-b93b-06acf007576f_zps59f84e7b.jpg</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Donnie J defeated Jamie Lee Prudence</strong></em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 7:27 when James Prudence was disqualified when Frederique A. Garcia ran in and attacked Donnie J. (The 24/7 Partay Dudez would provide further distraction, and as they did, Frederique Garcia told them, quite unconvincingly, to go back to the locker room for now.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) 24/7 Partay Dudez Beat Down on Prudence (40/D-)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>Following Donnie J's DQ win, which is only his second so far in the SWF, Prudence remains in the ring, and is very upset with how Freddy ran in and cost him the match. As the two men argue, Garcia's new friends, the 24/7 Partay Dudez, run in and attack Prudence as Garcia watches and claps his hands! Freddy then squeals like a teenage schoolgirl at a One Direction or Justin Bieber concert, and yells "TWO MORE WEEKS, PARTAY DUDEZ! TWO MORE WEEKS!" as the three existing Dudez - Mainstream, Stevie, and J-Sense - celebrate their beatdown by lip-syncing and dancing to the tune of their ring music, the SWF-composed "Goin' Over Your Man."</em></div></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) #Edd Booked Against Allen (51/D+)</span></strong></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>For the past hour or so, Eric Tyler has been "stuck in heavy traffic", and it's only now that he's making his way to the arena, and much to his chagrin, he is shocked to find the SWF's "function room" turned into a full-blown Entertainment Room! He sees El Oso Polar de Canadiense chasing Swoop McCarthy around with a pool cue, Oro and Plata loudly, yet playfully arguing in Spanish about Tim Duncan's NBA 2K14 rating, Roger Cage desperately scouring the Blu-ray selections for some adult films, and, most pointedly, several underneath guys led by #Edd and Lisa Stonerizing to the sounds of dubstep.</em></div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - WHAT IN BLUE BLAZES IS GOING ON IN MY UPRISING FUNCTION ROOM?!?!!?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(sounding like an old man)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - ...consarn it! Or is that conflabbit? Dagnabbit? Kill the Wabbit?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - #Edd, #Edd, #Edd. At least I got THAT name right. Why can't you take a damn thing seriously? And WHY ARE THEIR VIDEO GAMES IN MY FUNCTION ROOM?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Swoop</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - It's an Entertainment Room, Mr. Tyler, and #Edd did a fantastic job bringin' fun to this locker room!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Well, this is a place of BUSINESS, not a place of FUN, and I want all of this out of the locker room by NEXT WEEK, UNDERSTAND! </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(to #Edd)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> As I was saying, #Edd, you are not taking things seriously at all, and I have a mind to change that right now!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - You got a match for me?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - I most certainly do. See, Evan Eisen's bodyguard Enforcer Allen doesn't get too many matches...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Lisa</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(looking concerned)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Oh noes...</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Tyler</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - So that means I shall be putting the legendary George DeColt's youngest son #Edd to the test, and having him up against Enforcer Allen in singles competition. Right. Now. Put in a good word for your big brothers Steve, Alex, and Jack, will 'ya?</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>#Edd</strong></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>(looking puzzled by Tyler's latest blooper)</em></div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> - Um, okay, Mr. Taylor...whatever you say, Mr. Taylor!</div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>#Edd and Lisa laugh at the intentional faux pas, as #Edd Stonerizes away from the Entertainment Room and prepares to make his way to the ring.</em></em></div></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">#Edd (w/Lisa) vs Enforcer Allen (w/Eric Eisen) (60/C)</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c0867328-814c-47ad-bcd4-174c0baea76a_zps184b4183.jpg</span><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/243543fb-990c-47bc-a8c2-7db75d85044d_zpsb55ab54f.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>#Edd defeated Enforcer Allen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> in 7:53 by disqualification. (Enforcer Allen got disqualified when he bodyslammed #Edd through the vacant Spanish announce table, and threatened to do the same to referee Darren Smith.)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What was that about, Darren? You so racked up with guilt after all those times you favored the MCO that you are unnecessarily disqualifying Enforcer Allen just days before the most EXTREME pay-per-view spectacular the SWF has to offer?</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I think there's more to that savage and ILLEGAL attack than what we just saw. If you notice, #Edd has been regularly thrown to the wolves. He's gotten torn apart by the burly likes of Findlay O'Farrday and Enforcer Allen, and suffered his only loss in the SWF so far at the hands of Rogue, the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Just what the hell are you drivin' at, Marv?</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Two of those three men are connected to Rich Money, and there's a possibility Enforcer Allen may have been hoping for some last-minute consideration from the Moneyman, who has openly said he likes what Allen brings to the table. </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The MCO must dislike #Edd for a reason, though that's something we don't quite know as of yet.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who cares about the MCO and some guy with a hashtag in front of his misspelled nickname? What you should be caring about is how I have pretty much ensured that my client, my best friend RRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON will be leaving the Lakeland Arena in Providence this Sunday with the SWF World Heavyweight Title around his waist!</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Speaking of Remo, his opponent this Sunday, Valiant, is up next, and we shall see if he's got what it takes to deliver yet another crushing defeat to the man who'll be facing Lobster Warrior for the US Title, also this Sunday - Eric Eisen.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Valiant (w/Jessie and Lobster Warrior) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) (78/B)</span></strong></em></p></div><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/98828076-610d-4563-b5f2-8c44d6625b8c_zps2a7778a7.jpg</span><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></em><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></p><p><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em>In a bout that featured great action and a good crowd, </em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><strong>Valiant defeated Eric Eisen</strong></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"></span></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em> in 12:37 by pinfall with a V-Split after a distraction from Lobster Warrior. (This was a very physically intense match that also saw distractions from Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee, though Lobster Warrior took care of both with a Lobster Trap on the Smacker and a Shell Fish Shock on Laramee. Enforcer Allen was banished by referee Ric Young for repeated attempts to interfere and distract.)</em></em></div><em><em></em></em></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(shouting at Valiant)</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, VALIANT!!!! YOUR CAREER'S DAYS ARE NUMBERED, BECAUSE ALL THAT HONOR, ALL THOSE PRINCIPLES, THEY AIN'T GONNA HELP YOU ON SUNDAY!!! YOU ARE GONNA BE IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE AT TIMES OF TROUBLE, VALIANT!!!!</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, dear. This is what we have to deal with every Thursday evening, Marv.</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Sometimes, it really is best to just ignore, and to just do your job. So with that in mind, this has been Marvin Earnest...</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(notices Valiant stepping out of the ring and edging towards the announce table)</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - GO GET 'IM, VALIANT!!!!</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - ...this has been Marvin Earnest, and on behalf of Sammy Curran and Duane "Chicken" Fry, this has been SWF Uprising! See you all next Thursday, and see you on the Times of Trouble pre-show!</span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><em></em><em><em></em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(The show ends with the sight of Duane Fry running back to the locker room like a classic chickenshit heel, afraid of another "Honorable" attack from Valiant...)</span></em></em></div><em><em></em></em><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 10):</strong></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> O'Farraday 7-3</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Keith 5-4</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Sunlight 5-4</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Spade 3-7</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Wilmington 5-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 9)</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Calum 1-6 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 7)</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Perez 2-4 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Brown 1-5 - ELIMINATED (WEEK 6)</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>IMMUNITY POINTS:</strong></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Keith - 13</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> O'Farraday - 13</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Sunlight - 8</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Spade - 6</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Wilmington - 6 (ELIMINATED)</em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> Calum - 2 (ELIMINATED)</em></div><em></em><p></p></div></blockquote><p><em> </em></p><p><em> </em></p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong></em></div><em></em><em></em><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="color:#006400;">76/B-</span></strong></em></div><em></em><p><em></em></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.92</strong></em></div><em></em><p></p></div></blockquote>

[Psycho Sam]

<p>Wait, Peter's part of the Sober Police now? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Also gonna love Dmitri here. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>