SWF: It's More than Just Supreme! (C-Verse 2014)

[White Dolphin]

<p><em>Supreme TV</em></p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Robert Darkness</strong></p><p>

[Donnie J's SWF debut]</p><p>

Comment: He's driving down a road to nowhere</p><p> </p><p>

Oro vs <strong>Squeeky McClean ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: The moon reflects off his spotless car</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>?????</strong> vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: Speeding away from all he's known</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish)</strong> vs John Darkness</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: To greener grass on the other side </p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Steve Frehley</strong> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

Comment: He's a million dollar man</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: He's got everything he wanted</p><p> </p><p>

????? and ????? vs <strong>Rich Money and ?????</strong></p><p>

Comment: But now what he wants is what he had</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<em>SWF Uprising</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior)</strong> vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: But he threw it all away</p><p> </p><p>

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs <strong>Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: For a life filled with cars and rings and everything that money can bring </p><p> </p><p>

Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James) vs <strong>Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)</strong></p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: Now everything is not what he thought</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen) </strong>vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)</p><p>

[High Stakes]</p><p>

Comment: As guilt reaches in for all of his wrong</p><p> </p><p>

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: The profit is worthless when you're alone</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader)</strong> vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)</p><p>

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]</p><p>

Comment: The grass isn't greener on this lonely side </p><p> </p><p>

Randy Bumfhole vs <strong>Big Smack Scott</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: *random old man driving in a car with a crappy Lenovo laptop*</p><p> </p><p>

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comments: *random montage of Money in the Bank moments since that is the generic music du jour of PPV highlight package for that show.*</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Zimmy Bumfhole</strong> vs Kurt Laramee</p><p>

[uprising]</p><p>

Comment: *doesn't know what to do next, so does air guitar.*</p>

[Psycho Sam]

Never thought you'd be playing Nicky Champion after my self-imposed hiatus. I can see him ending up in the SWF though.

 

The main issue I have with this is that there's not really a lot of change, when compared to the KP Saga. We have the Klubb, which retains most of it's influential members (Eric F---ng Eisen, Jerry, Brandon James, Remo and Emma Chase), Barry Bowen's Commisoner Role, High Stakes and the 24/7 Partay Dudez (headbands look amazing).

 

However, there are some new stuff I really like. KP Avatar has undergone a personality change, HeelFaith is something I look forward to, I'm liking the UnStable and the Valiant/Hannah storyline which played out.

 

Oh and #ThunderForChampion

SWF Supreme TV

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

March 4, 2014 (Week 1)

 

 

 

 

Donnie J vs Robert Darkness

[Donnie J's SWF debut]

Comment:

 

Oro vs Squeeky McClean ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

????? vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish) vs John Darkness

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

Steve Frehley vs Paul Huntingdon (w/Emma Chase)

Comment:

 

Nicky Champion (w/Hannah) and Valiant (w/Jessie) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment:

 

????? and ????? vs Rich Money and ?????

Comment:

 

 

 

SWF Uprising

Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)

Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)

 

 

 

Frankie Perez (w/Mentor Lobster Warrior) vs Lenny Brown (w/Mentor Steve Frehley)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Skye Sunlight (w/Mentors The Awesomeness) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Mentor Rich Money)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Michael Wilmington III (w/Mentor Brandon James) vs Spencer Spade (w/Mentor Marc DuBois)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Matthew Keith (w/Mentor Eric Eisen) vs Calum (w/Mentor Frederique A. Garcia)

[High Stakes]

Comment:

 

Kirk Patrick (KP Avatar) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

[uprising]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense)

[uprising, 24/7 Partay Dudez's debut]

Comment:

 

Randy Bumfhole vs Big Smack Scott

[uprising]

Comment:

 

American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

[uprising]

Comments:

 

Zimmy Bumfhole vs Kurt Laramee

[uprising]

Comment:

 

Bonus Question - Who will be Roger Cage's next guest on Secrets of the Smooth?

Christian Faith

[3rdStringPG]

OOC - Tried something new here...booking with less segments. With Uprising serving as a B-show, I don't have to jam everything into 125 minutes, so this show, I believe, only lasted 118 minutes.

 

Also, WELCOME BACK, PSYCHO SAM! This diary's just started, and yes, a lot of the old gimmicks remain, but expect more of those ch-ch-changes to manifest as we go along. For one, we've got Bret Starr/Mike Wilmington replacing Paul Huntingdon on the Klubb and taking on a more active (young) Triple H-esque (Lev-esque?) role.

 

Oh, and don't worry about the RIPW collage. I accidentally omitted Anders Thunder, but I'll have that fixed as soon as I can.

 

 

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Dark Match:

 

The All-Americans d. Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen via DQ in 5:14 (60/C)

Christian Faith d. Captain Atomic in 6:49 (76/B-)

 

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Verizon Center (Washington DC, Mid-Atlantic)

Attendance - 17,585

 

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YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:

Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia

 

Michaels

- Class is in session here in the nation's capital! Peter Michaels here, and we're coming to you LIVE from the Verizon Center! With me is Jerry Eisen, and making her first appearance as part of the Supreme TV announce team is a lady whom you definitely know as Supreme TV's former backstage interviewer, and one-third of our pay-per-view announce team! Welcome to the crew, Ana Garcia!

 

A. Garcia

- Why, thank you, Peter! Though I'd also like to thank Duane Fry for getting me this spot.

(winks her eye)

 

J. Eisen

- He's been reassigned, Ana, and to be frank with you and the rest of the SWF Galaxy, it's high time that that happened!

 

Michaels

- We've got some big news for tonight's Supreme TV. Not only will we be seeing Angry Gilmore get a live performance assessment from Commissioner Barry Bowen, we've also gotten word that his suspension has been lifted, and that he'll be facing Rich Money for the SWF Title tonight!

 

A. Garcia

- That should be something to look forward to, Peter, and we'll also be seeing Lobster Warrior versus the nefarious John Darkness. Lobby vs Robert Darkness for the U.S. Title will be kicking things off two Sundays from now, on Awesome Impact's pre-show, and it will be interesting to see how Lobby stacks up against the other New Darkness Warrior.

 

J. Eisen

- And if you'll bring those smartphones out, you may want to download the SWF App, which is available FREE on iOS, Android, and Windows Phone! Once you do, make sure to vote for the tag team you want to see up against Nicky Champion and Valiant later on tonight! You can vote for A) The Pain Alliance, B) The Amazing Bumfholes or C) The Platinum Blondes, and those three teams happen to be confirmed to face off for the World Tag Team titles at Awesome Impact!

 

A. Garcia

- Let's take you over to the ring, where Rich Money will be announcing his new acquisitions. It looks like Marat Khoklov is good as given, but I can't help but wonder if he's been able to agree on terms with the boys from the competition!

 

(PROMO) Money Announces Acquisitions

 

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Rich Money enters the ring and starts his promo with some words about Angry Gilmore, who has been surprisingly confirmed for a rematch for the SWF Title despite the fact that he's just gotten back from suspension. Money says that Gilmore is too rusty to be a serious threat in the ring tonight, and immediately redirects the conversation to the acquisitions that he had been promising and hyping over the past few weeks...

 

Money

- They say that here in the SWF, you've got to have strength in numbers. At the risk of sounding like a minimum-wage peon, I say NUTS TO THAT, SWF Galaxy. For it doesn't matter whether you're one man, like I was when I won the first-ever SWF Title in January, or one man with an army of many. What you need to survive here in the SWF...is STRENGTH IN MONEY. I've had it before, I have it now, and I will have it going forward, especially now that I've acquired whom I have to acquire. It was

a win-win situation

for everyone involved, and with that said,

I'm proud to announce that the Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov now works for me.

 

The fans, having sensed that Money will announce his acquisition of Marat Khoklov, start a call-and-response cheer of "MONEY SUCKS!" and "HE CAN'T WRESTLE!", the latter referring to Khoklov. Meanwhile...

 

Money

- Oh, you minimum-wage MARKS. You don't need to remind me of that.

(scoffs)

Marat Khoklov may not be a Darling of the Dirt Sheets like your hero Tom Gilmore, and he may not be a physical freak of nature like Remo. But he has the look of MONEY. He DESTROYS people and makes them cry for mercy. And that's all that I need in a person like Marat. He won't be here tonight, as he's still in his home country of Russia, but you already knew I was going to announce his signing, right? Right? Well, on to the next announcement, then.

(pauses)

Did you MARKS really think that I would waste my vast cash reserves on three journeyman athletes from out west? If you did, then you probably never heard of red herrings.

(shakes his head)

No, no, you cannot eat them. Because they're there as a negotiating tool. They're there to throw you off and keep you from speculating about an important business move, lest that crucial move fall through. Long story short - I did talk to those three individuals from the competition, but only so you'd have something else to talk about while I had my eyes on the REAL prize. Ladies and gentlemen of the SWF Galaxy, I would like you to meet...the MONEY-CHASE ORGANIZATION.

 

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With that, Emma Chase steps out from the locker room with Rogue and Paul Huntingdon trailing behind her. A disgruntled-lookling Brandon James follows next, and he's the only one who doesn't seem happy about Rich Money buying out The Chase Agency. As Ms. Chase enters the ring, the crowd starts clamoring for "DOLLAR SIGNS!" as the camera pans in on fans holding up Emma Chase signs, including the usual "EMMA, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" and "DOLLAR SIGNS MAKE MY EYES RICHER." She starts out by saying that the alliance is indeed a "win-win situation" for both "executives" - Money and Chase both have a chance to work with Khoklov, while Chase and her boys can now benefit from Money's expertise and really get down to doing "good business" in the ring...and then some.

 

Chase

- It's been a year and a half since The Chase Agency last held any title of any kind. Since then, we've seen the value of our stock plummet. Certain members had tried in vain to win titles, but have failed time and again, causing investors to lose faith in our Agency. But with Rich Money serving as Chairman of the new and improved Money-Chase Organization and Marat Khoklov joining us at Awesome Impact, I now have supreme confidence that our organization can go back to what it does best - winning matches, collecting titles, and doing not just good, but GREAT business. As for the outliers among us whose performance has not been up to snuff, let me just say this. If Rich Money couldn't help you shape up, then you deserve to be shipped out post-haste.

 

(TURN) James Rejects Money Alliance

 

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James, as expected, takes umbrage at being the person Chase was referring to - he'd had unsuccessful tries to defeat Steve Frehley for the World title, and even Angry Gilmore ahead of that for the North American title. As such, he doesn't want any part of this new Money-Chase Organization business.

 

James

- All these years, Emma...I stood by you and let you manage my career. I let you save me from the wreckage of DaVE and bring me to Supreme. I gave you the North American title and held that damn belt for 13 months, LONGER than anyone else in SWF history. But you weren't satisfied, so you forced me to coexist with Rogue, the former Jack Giedroyc, who, might I add, was always a fraction of the North American champion I used to be. You took that other "English" prat Paul Huntingdon and hyped him to be the next big thing, though all of the SWF Galaxy is still waitin' for him to step up. You started The Chase Agency not because you were lookin' out for any one of your clients...you started the Agency because of your own selfish wants and needs! And when I didn't live up to your expectations...you started to magnify every mistake I made instead of helpin' me actually get better. You forced me to make nice with those two so this deal you had with Money wouldn't fall through. And if you expect me to stick around with the new management, then let me say this, EMMA. As bad as the old management, meaning you, had been, the new management is the PITS!

 

Money

- Brandon, you have some nerve to talk to your new boss like that...

 

James

- NEW BOSS? You can have your Khoklov, Rogue and Huntingdon. But I ain't takin' no orders from a greedy, shady, double-talkin' hotshot businessman like YOU! What I'd rather do, since you don't have a confirmed challenger for the SWF Title anyway...is take YOU down and do what I never got to do when EMMA over here was ruinin' my career. And that's WIN one of the Big Two titles!

 

Money

- If you want to leave, Brandon, then you're free to go, but you're gonna have to get the Commissioner's approval first before we make this a match at Awesome Impact...

 

Chase

- If you think that you're ever going to draw a dime as SWF Champion...

 

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Enraged at this comment, James charges at Money, but gets jumped instead by Rogue and Huntingdon. Chase watches coldly as the new Money-Chase Organization (MCO) beats James down three-on-one, but James makes it hard for his attackers; he drops Huntingdon with a Brandon Bomb Drop, and is about to go for a Big Money Move on Rogue when Money gets up and German suplexes James onto the mat. Money, Rogue and Huntingdon then kick the fallen James, who tries his best to sell their attacks.

 

Chase

- Now that's...good business.

 

The MCO then leaves the ring, with James writhing in pain as he tries to get up. Despite the beatdown,

Big Money's, or should we say Big Cat's face turn was a complete success.

 

Donnie J vs Robert Darkness (w/John Darkness)

[Donnie J's SWF debut]

 

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• The New Talent Initiative is on, as Peter Michaels happy proclaims, but it looks like Donnie J is one of the more tentative rookies, as he struggles early on against Robert Darkness.
  
• Donnie J eventually gets his act together, landing a missile dropkick on Darkness and following up with a frog splash soon after, but it isn't enough to give him the debut win.
  
• The match ends with Robert Darkness remaining strong ahead of his U.S Title match against Lobster Warrior, and finishing Donnie off with a Darkness Buster.
  

 

 

WINNER

- R. Darkness in 4:15

 

J. Eisen

- Kinda expected more out of Donnie J, but if you come to think about it, Robert Darkness has been on a roll since turning his back on disco!

 

Michaels

- He hasn't been much fun either, but if you're part of Vengeance's Family of Darkness, you don't want to have fun. You want to make people repent for their sins by any means necessary!

 

Oro (w/Plata) vs Squeeky McClean ©

[Non-Title Match]

 

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• Before the match, McClean extends his hand to Oro, and, in broken Spanglish, he asks him if he "smoke-o cigarette-o or weed-io" or "drink-o any beer-io." Oro answers in the negative to the smoking questions, but shouts "CORONA!", and prompts an angry beatdown from McClean before the bell rings!
  
• We still don't see any Sam Keith-esque moves from Oro, as he fights quite generically so as not to betray his real-life bloodlines. Even then, he lands a nice snap suplex on McClean, only for the straight-edge heel to kick out.
  
• Despite Captain Atomic's distractions from the announce table, McClean stays focused and finishes Oro off quite easily in a shade over four minutes, ending the match with a Stain Removal.
  

 

 

WINNER

- McClean in 4:11

 

Atomic

- YAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOO-ROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE UNLEASHED THE POWER OF THE OOOOOO-ROOOOOOO-ROOOOOO MONROOOOOOOE, THE POWER OF THE STOOOOOOORM ON THAT SNEAKY BASTARD SQUEAKY MCCLEAN!!!!!!!!!!

 

J. Eisen

- Uh...Captain Atomic, aren't you supposed to be family-friendly?

 

Atomic

- THE MERE MALEFICENT SIGHT OF SQUEEKY MCCLEAN USING HIS DEVIOUS DEVILISH DEEPLY DIPPY TACTICS AGAINST A YOUNG MEXICAN LOOOOOO-CHA-DOOOOORRRRRRR MAKES ME GET RAAAAAAAADIOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAACTIVE!!!!!!!!

(leaves announce table to chase after McClean, who's running back to the locker room like the cowardly heel he is)

 

(TALK SHOW) Secrets of the Smooth - Cage Interviews Remo and Fry

 

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Tonight's Secrets of the Smooth features Roger Cage announcing "probably (his) highest-profile guests so far", and talks about how the SWF Galaxy could learn from these two "highly-successful individuals" and their strong relationship with each other. No, it's not Angry and Jessie Gilmore. It's not Lobster Warrior and Jessie's alter-ego Angel Fish. It's not Nicky Champion and new manager Hannah either. Rather, it's Remo and Duane Fry, and the SWF World Heavyweight Champ is now making his way to the ring with Fry, showered by boos and jeers from the Washington, DC crowd.

 

Cage

- So Remo, I understand you're a swingin' single bachelor, and so is Mr. Fry over there. Having a good time playing the field, aren't you?

 

Fry

(ignoring Cage's question)

- The field for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match is, without a shadow of a doubt, the shallowest we've seen in years, and it's not necessarily because our genius of a Commissioner saw it fit to launch two new titles. As the personal spokesman and mentor to Remo Richardson, I am personally guaranteeing easy and unquestionable victory for my client against all five opponents. Bad Back Jack. Grumpy Old Man Faith. Prince Valium. The Crazy Canuck, Marc DuBois. And...who's that other guy again?

 

Remo

- Des Davids.

 

Fry

- WHOEVER. He could be WrestleBot 9000 for all we know, but I got a better name for him, and all those other clowns who'll be in the Awesome Impact Chamber at the Alamodome, hopin' to win that World Heavyweight title. TOAST!

 

Cage

(nervously)

- So that didn't work. How about this? Remo, Duane, there's this caller of mine named Ryan. He's unemployed, lives in his parents' basement, and spends his free time trollin' wrestling forums. I'm tryin' to convince him that his Obsessed With Wrestling lifestyle isn't goin' to get him any girls, but nothing seems to be working. Maybe you can help me out here with some tips?

 

Fry

- The only tip I have for those five men who will be facing my client in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match is to PRAY. Head to their nearest chapel, mosque, synagogue or wherever, and pray to whatever Greater Power they have and ask that He somehow helps them stay in one piece after the beating they shall be receiving from the Alpha Dog himself, RRRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!!!

 

Cage

- There's this other caller of mine...think his name's Alan or something. Alan's standards, as I keep tellin' him, are way too high. He's already followed my tips and gotten to hang out with some model-types in his area...but he doesn't seem to be satisfied!

 

Fry

- Satisfaction...that's what I shall be feeling when I see Remo beat the bejeezus out of each and every one of those five men. He won't do it in a New York Minute...he'll take his time and achieve SATISFACTION when he sees them crying in pain and hoping that none of their body parts are broken. He won't do it with honor, because that's too damn boring! And you better believe Remo HAS GOT IT in every single way! Even if Remo was 50 years old, he'd...

 

Cage

- I'm sorry to interrupt you, Duane, but you don't seem to be answering my questions. This is Secrets of the Smooth, and this is a show where I try to help the LOSERS...in love out there become Mr. Popular with the opposite sex!

 

Fry

- And you don't seem to be doin' a good job at whatever you're supposed to do! But let's find that out right now. Roger, does the SWF pay you to host this silly show?

 

Cage

- N-n-no, they don't, but the SWF Galaxy pays good money to see this talk show and hear me interview SWF Superstars while I, at the same time, help 'em get laid!

 

Fry

- Helping virgins get laid. WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WRESTLING?

(looks at Cage, who's nervously shaking his head and stammering the word "nothing")

Nothing? Well, there you go! You're not pullin' your weight, Roger, and as far as your stupid talk show is concerned, you've invited the wrong type of guests.

(to Remo)

Remo, if you may?

 

The humorless, taciturn Remo sends Cage scampering out of the special stage as he lays waste to the entire set of Secrets of the Smooth. In just a minute's time, the stage is turned into a virtual junkyard, and Fry couldn't be happier with the Alpha Dog's work...

 

Fry

- DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!? YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT, JACK BRUCE!!!! CHRISTIAN FAITH!!!! VALIANT!!!! DUBOIS AND DAVIDS...IF YOU WEREN'T WATCHIN', THEN DON'T WORRY, BECAUSE THAT'S SURE TO BE ON THE SWF'S HIGHLIGHT REELS FOR YEARS TO COME!!!! YOU HAVE MERELY SEEN A TASTER OF WHAT'S TO COME AT AWESOME IMPACT...AND THAT'S YOUR DESTRUCTION AT THE HANDS OF MY CLIENT, MY BEST FRIEND, THE ALPHA DOG, THE VERITABLE FREAK OF NATURE, THE MOST DOMINATING SUPERSTAR IN SWF HISTORY...RRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!

 

(ANGLE) Bruce Psyches Up The Awesomeness

 

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While recovering from his back injuries, the Cream of the Crop and former SWF World Heavyweight champ Jack Bruce decides to cool his heels by psyching his proteges, The Awesomeness, up for their match against The Sex Maniacs. As it turns out, The Awesomeness are trying to write another song, this time dedicated to The Pain Alliance.

 

Stardust

(singing)

- Well, lemme tell you something, Mr. Big Smack Scott, when are we gonna get ourselves a title shot,

 

Cannonball

(singing)

- And can't you see, Kurt Laramee, The Awesomeness are goin' down in history,

 

Stardust and Cannonball

(singing)

- And history, history, history, OH YEAAAAAHHHHH!!!! History and the belts around our waists, ooh-weeeeeee...

 

Bruce

- Well...it isn't "Stairway to Heaven," but you guys are miles ahead of "he was a Sk8r Boi, I said see you later, boy!"

 

Dawn

- HEY!!!! I like that song, Jack!

 

Bruce

(a bit derisively)

- But it's not music, Dawn. I'm teachin' these boys to write GREAT music like their mentor, and break out of their losing streak!

(pauses)

Tonight, Awesomeness, you've got The Sex Maniacs. You've got one guy who's crazy about sex...and one guy who's crazy, period. And you've got their smokin' hot, yet equally nutty manager. Yep, they're an UnStable bunch alright, and you wanna take advantage of the fact that their craziness will work against 'em in the end! They're hella talented, especially that DuBois kid...but they don't have the mindset to be champs of any kind!

(pauses)

Eyes on the prize, Awesomeness. May it be in music...or in wrestling.

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs The Sex Maniacs (w/Louise Cannon)

 

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• This marks the first time in quite some time that Jack Bruce is standing in The Awesomeness' corner, and his presence seems to be making a difference, as Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust both appear to be more focused than before.
  
• The glam rockers hit a double dropkick on The Sex Maniacs at around 2:30, and get a good reaction from the crowd as legal man Jeff Stardust lands a plancha on big Joe Sexy. Unfortunately, Louise Cannon is there to break up the three-count from Ric Young.
  
• Though Marc DuBois gets a near-pin with an implant DDT on Cannonball, The Awesomeness get the crowd (and Jerry Eisen) going with their patented finisher, the Shock and Awe (Tag Moonsault Bomb) at 5:10. However, Cannon shakes the top rope, dropping Stardust and earning a stern rebuke from Young.
  
• Despite the strong performance, The Awesomeness eventually gets distracted by the sight of Cannon engaging Dawn in a catfight - this allows DuBois to land a vertical suplex on Stardust, following up with the Fruitcake for Everybody, which Jeff taps out of easily. This, of course, is the cue for DuBois' victory theme - "Crazy" by Patsy Cline.
  

 

 

WINNERS

- The Sex Maniacs in 6:45

 

J. Eisen

- So near and yet so far! The Awesomeness nearly had those Sex Maniacs back there, and if it wasn't for that staged catfight...

 

A. Garcia

- I wouldn't call it staged, Jerry. Louise Cannon does seem to be a deranged sort herself, and it's not just because of the name she goes by. See these scratches?

(points to her arm)

That girl attacked me in the ladies' room before the show, and God only knows why she went mental on me.

 

Michaels

- The Sex Maniacs are sure making a good case for themselves as a new, yet successful tag team, and it should be interesting to see if their success leads them to challenge The Pain Alliance one day for the tag titles, thus bringing dissension to the UnStable.

 

J. Eisen

- Boy, I'd love to see that happen, even if they, as far as I can see, have been following the terms of their Bowen Restraining Order. As for The Awesomeness, I'm not giving up on them yet. Jack Bruce, despite his image as an impulsive, compulsive rock 'n' roller, is actually a very patient man and a patient teacher, and The Awesomeness' talent has gotten them a sweet gig as High Stakes mentors!

 

Michaels

- Bruce mentors The Awesomeness, The Awesomeness mentor Skye Sunlight on High Stakes. Now that's something! And speaking of High Stakes, here's a brief teaser of what you can expect on the inaugural episode this Thursday, on the first hour of Uprising.

 

(MINOR ANGLE/VIGNETTE) High Stakes Season 1 Teaser

 

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This is the opening video for High Stakes, which will be, for its first season, an hour-long special to Uprising, with the remaining 60 minutes or so devoted to midcard matches and lower. We get to see all eight rookies - Frankie Perez, Findlay O'Farraday, Mike Wilmington III, Skye Sunlight, Lenny Brown, Spencer Spade, Calum, and Matthew Keith - posing, with images of their mentors in the background. The video ends with a female, British-accented voice saying, somewhat seductively, that "the New Talent Initiative just got real." This is

Melanie Florence

, who will be serving as the show's host and one-third of the High Stakes announce team (w/Marv Earnest and Sammy Curran).

 

Lobster Warrior © (w/Angel Fish and Valiant) vs John Darkness (w/Robert Darkness)

[Non-Title Match]

 

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• Jerry Eisen shills the SWF App and teaches those watching at home how to download, install and use it, and after that, we move on to the next match - Lobster Warrior versus John Darkness.
  
• Though both are among the SWF's more talented workers, the lack of chemistry between both men sullies what should be an otherwise entertaining match between a savvy veteran and someone whose bigger push may be overdue.
  
• Thanks to the rather serious Valiant's coaching and Angel Fish's gung-ho support, Lobby has the upper hand early on, and is in the process of slowing Johnny D. down with rest holds, when a Robert Darkness distraction allows his fellow New Darkness Warrior to escape from a headlock and land an implant DDT on the comic book hero.
  
• John Darkness concedes control to Lobby a few minutes thereafter, and at 7:40, Lobby drops Johnny D. with a Shell Fish Shock and goes for the cover.
  
• Robert Darkness steps in to break up the count, but gets warned by Shane Stones - no more shenanigans or he's disqualifying John!
  
• The lull in the action allows Johnny D. to recover and clothesline Lobby outside the ring, where Robert D. is waiting, but a Lobby piledriver on his ex-tag teammate takes care of the cornerman.
  
• Eventually, it's the Lobster Trap that wins it for Lobby at around 12:10, as he, Angel Fish and Valiant exultantly return to the locker room post-win and celebrate with Nicky Champion and Hannah.
  

 

 

WINNER

- Lobby in 12:16

 

Vengeance

(guesting on commentary)

- That was a good effort, my son. But the ultimate act of retribution against these sinners, these so-called Champions of Honor, will take place at the Alamodome on March 16. It will be then that I will gain control of the blue Nothing to Lose briefcase. As for Robert, that will be his chance to make up for years of being stuck at the bottom of the totem pole, smiling, disco-dancing, and spreading the values of '70s excess and decadence to the sinful masses.

 

Michaels

- Well, Vengeance, I can agree that Robert Darkness is a bigger threat than we thought, but don't you have any concern that Nicky Champion might end your streak of Casket Match wins at Awesome Impact?

 

Vengeance

- That is the farthest thing from my mind, Peter. The casket symbolizes change...it symbolizes the rejection of sin and decadence. At Awesome Impact, the proud and haughty Nicky Champion will have no choice but to REPENT...and surrender that ill-gotten contract for the betterment of the SWF...and the betterment of mankind.

 

Steve Frehley vs Paul Huntingdon (w/The Money-Chase Organization)

 

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• This is Paul Huntingdon's first match "under new management", and the announcers hype the possibility of the Blue Blood scoring an upset against the Dark Destroyer, Steve Frehley.
  
• Indeed, Huntingdon looks much better than the snotty "third wheel" of the old Chase Agency he used to be, and shows some much-needed aggression as he lifts the larger Frehley and blasts him with a fireman's carry takedown, followed by a series of kicks.
  
• At 3:30 or so, Jerry Eisen announces that Faith vs Frehley at Awesome Impact is confirmed, and it's rather timely that we see Frehley bouncing back, countering the High Society and flooring Huntingdon with a Dark Destroyer Spear.
  
• Frehley is about to go for the Frehley's Comet when Emma Chase prepares to climb the apron for a Dollar Sign distraction. MCO Chairman Rich Money then does his part by distracting referee Shane Stones, while Rogue grabs Frehley's silver briefcase for a sneak attack. With Money in charge, everything seems to be much more organized...
  
• ...but no! Frehley turns around in time to blast Rogue with a sitout spinebuster, but the recovered Huntingdon breaks up Frehley's momentum with a quick dropkick.
  
• That doesn't faze Frehley too much, and he's able to counter the High Society a second time at around 6:40, and go for the Comet, earning the pin and the win over the Blue Blood.
  

 

 

WINNER

- Frehley in 6:49

 

J. Eisen

- Well, that makes one more Chase Agency member who's probably in need of a Performance Improvement Plan! Paul Huntingdon's still struggling, and it would appear that Rich Money is not at all happy with his performance.

 

Michaels

- But did you see how Huntingdon was employing a more aggressive style out there? That didn't look like the Blue Blood we know - despite the loss, he looked more calculating, more vicious, and more willing to mix it up with a brawler like Steve Frehley! Still, he wasn't able to capitalize on that momentum, nor make good use of the new Money-Chase Organization's illegal tactics.

 

A. Garcia

- Once a weak link, always a weak link. Though it's not like I'm complaining - Steve Frehley's a man with a lot on his mind, especially now that his longtime friend Christian Faith has turned into a bitter, nasty individual. That win showed us that Frehley's still got his focus, and is determined to make a good showing at Awesome Impact against the Supreme Legend.

 

Michaels

- Two matches in one night for Faith. He's turned into a man on a mission, set to prove that he isn't all washed up at 47, but honestly? I don't think he'll have enough in the tank for the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, being that Steve Frehley is a two-time SWF World Champion and one of the SWF's strongest, hardest-hitting individuals.

 

J. Eisen

- Don't go away, because we'll be back after a few reminders from our sponsors with Tom "Angry" Gilmore's live performance evaluation with Barry Bowen! He's booked tonight for an SWF Title match against Rich Money - their third encounter this year - and you wouldn't want to miss that too! Also, be sure to go to the SWF App and vote for the tag team you want facing Nicky Champion and Valiant - The Pain Alliance, The Platinum Blondes, or The Amazing Bumfholes. You've got only a few more minutes to vote, so make that vote count!

 

(ANGLE) Frehley Saves Cougar from Faith

 

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Backstage, Christian Faith is trying to get some words out of Masked Cougar, the mysterious high-flyer who makes up one half of new tag team When Animals Attack. In the spirit of staying mysterious, Cougar doesn't speak at first when Faith asks him questions about his background and where he came from, until...

 

Faith

- What's the matter, son? Cat got your tongue? Or maybe you're too overwhelmed by seeing a certified Supreme Legend live in the flesh.

(pauses)

Oh, I get it now. You're a mysterious masked stranger who doesn't feel the need to speak when spoken to! I call that DISRESPECT, son.

 

Cougar

- Look, Mr. Faith, I just got to the SWF, and...

 

Faith

- ...and you have no right to give me that kind of treatment!

 

Faith is incensed by what he sees as disrespect from Masked Cougar, and pushes him to the floor. Cougar reacts with a quick nip-up, but that doesn't help things any, as Faith also sees that as disrespectful. He then grabs Cougar and sets him up for the Test of Faith...until Fox Mask, with Steve Frehley in hot pursuit, run in to save the mysterious masked rookie! Frehley and Faith then have a tense staredown, with Frehley having some choice words against his one-time mentor and discoverer.

 

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Frehley

- I know you still got it, Christian. But what I don't got no more...is respect for you. Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!!

 

Michaels

- Disappointing. Just plain disappointing behavior from the Supreme Legend. Why, Christian, why?

 

(ANGLE) Bowen Evaluates Gilmore, Books Matches

 

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We quickly move back to the ring, where Angry Gilmore is in the ring with Barry Bowen, who shall be evaluating Gilmore's performance for the year to date as he makes his return to SWF action after a two-week suspension...

 

Bowen

- First of all, Tom, I'd like to welcome you back to the SWF.

 

Gilmore

(sullenly)

- Don't mention it...

 

Bowen

- It was an easy decision, to be honest with you...

 

Gilmore

- Yeah? Well, why the hell did it take you so long?

 

Bowen

(very calmly)

- Hey. I was off television last week because I was busy conferring with everyone. How do we ensure that a phenomenal talent like Tom "Angry" Gilmore gets the right kind of punishment, while at the same time doing right by the SWF Galaxy and recognizing Tom's contributions to the company? You are that good, Tom, and since I would like to start this performance evaluation on the right foot, I would like you to know that you easily score "Excellent" in terms of in-ring ability.

 

Gilmore doesn't speak as Bowen continues evaluating his performance...

 

Bowen

- What's the matter? You haven't said much tonight, Tom, and that's strange, considering you have a chance against Rich Money tonight!

 

Gilmore

- Well, what do you want me to say?

 

Bowen

- A simple "thank you, Mr. Bowen" would be fine, but I'd probably expect you to say much more, because when it comes to the verbal side of things, you are also one of the best we've ever see, or should I say heard, in the SWF. Therefore, I rate your verbal skills as Excellent as well.

 

Gilmore

- There's sure to be a catch behind all this, right, Bowen?

 

Bowen

(chuckling)

- I wouldn't call it a catch, Tom, because I think the SWF Galaxy knows, and you know that you have a lot of work to do in improving your personality. You're just too...ANGRY. Yes, your high-strung nature fuels your incendiary verbal tirades, but it also causes you to do bad things. Like accuse the SWF Champion, Rich Money, of things that cannot be proven. Like intentionally try to injure your opponents, Rich included. Like attack the SWF's primary authority figure when you don't get what you want. As I said earlier today when we were talking, Tom, there was nothing wrong with my count at Nothing to Lose. Sure, it may have been a fraction of a second too quick, being that I haven't refereed a match in ages, but won't you cut me some slack!

(puts his arm around Gilmore, only for him to push it away)

I'm sure the SWF Galaxy would agree that if I really made a fast count out there, it was a smidgen of a fraction of a scintilla of a split second too fast. But since I'd like to move on and so do you, I'd like to give your personality a grade of Satisfactory. You're a stand-up guy, Tom, but not when you're angry.

 

Gilmore

- Whoop-de-damn-do. I didn't fail.

 

Bowen

- Last, but not the least, let's talk about X-factor. It's that certain SOMETHING that the SWF requires from its titular Champions...or its World Heavyweight champs, for that matter, in order for them to truly be considered the embodiment of Supreme. Tom, you're an inch shy of six feet tall. You'd be lucky if you weigh 220 sopping wet. And I know you're happy with being a chrome-dome and all, but...it's too Micky Starr for comfort! Overall, Tom, your look doesn't exactly scream SWF Champion. And again, your anger works against you as far as that X-factor is concerned - the SWF Galaxy wants someone more composed...someone who doesn't spend most of his time barking and screaming and threatening to put the fear of Gilmore into anyone who walks! That said,

your X-factor, Tom, Needs Improvement, and it's one of the reasons why I have decided to give Brandon James a shot at the SWF Title at Awesome Impact!

 

Gilmore

- Admit it, Bowen. You never liked me. You couldn't accept the fact that no one's worked harder, no one's connected better and more consistently with the SWF Galaxy, than I have in the time I've been in the SWF. But I can guarantee you...I AM GOING TO PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO RICH MONEY TONIGHT, WINNING THAT SWF TITLE, AND DOIN' THE SAME TO BRANDON JAMES...

 

Bowen

(holding up his hands)

- Not so fast, Tom. See, Brandon James' refusal to join the restructured Money-Chase Organization threw a wrench into my plans. I don't know what it is, but I finally saw something in Brandon. Maybe he's the type of person who'd work better independently...or maybe he's someone who'd be a great tag partner for somebody like you. That's why tonight's main event...is now a Super Tag Match...with you and Brandon James teaming up against Rich Money and Rogue!

 

Gilmore

- YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, BOWEN!!!!!!

 

Bowen

- HEY!!!!! You behave yourself this instant, mister, or I'll be forced to reconsider my benevolent decision to suspend you for a mere two weeks! And since your bouts of rage are forcing me to also reconsider my giving you a Satisfactory rating in Personalty, we're gonna do it this way.

You and Brandon James have to win tonight's match against Rich Money and Rogue, because if you don't...that's gonna mean NO TITLE MATCHES FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR FOR YOU...and NO TITLE MATCHES FOR BRANDON through the end of the year, should he lose his match against Rich.

 

Gilmore

- You always find a way to screw me, don't you? Always find a way to tip the scales in favor of your boy Rich Money...

 

Bowen

- Hey...I'M THE COMMISIONER, MAN! And that's something you're gonna have to live with, Tom, if you want to remain gainfully employed by this company.

 

(VIGNETTE) When Animals Attack - Defying Gravity Like No Other

 

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Earlier, we saw Masked Cougar get beaten down by Christian Faith ahead of his debut. Now we see a third airing of the When Animals Attack vignette, which focuses on their CZCW run. But while the CZCW video clips remain the same, the vignettes now hype a specific debut date - March 13, on Uprising.

 

Nicky Champion and Valiant (w/Hannah, Jessie and Lobby) vs The Platinum Blondes

 

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• The results of the SWF App poll are in, and it looks like the SWF Galaxy wants The Platinum Blondes (44 percent) to face Nicky Champion and Valiant! The Pain Alliance (39 percent) and The Amazing Bumfholes (17 percent) slink back to the locker room (but don't attack each other) as referee Ric Young calls for the bell to start the match.
  
• While this may ordinarily look like a walk in the park for the two Champions of Honor members, The Platinum Blondes give Champion and Valiant a hard time, illegally double-teaming the two despite Young's frequent warnings.
  
• Champion seizes control for his team at 4:30 with a powerslam off a countered Romeo is Bleeding from Freddy Garcia, but Jamie Lee Prudence is quick to run in and break up the cover.
  
• Prudence, widely considered the more "manly" Platinum Blonde, "lets it fly" as Young warns him, seductively wagging his tongue at the referee. Young isn't impressed, and tells Prudence that this is his last warning - one more illegal act and he's DQ'ing the Blondes!
  
• As a result, Champion and Valiant control the fifth to ninth minutes, which are chock full of false finishes, including one at 8:40 where Valiant V-Splits Prudence. Valiant goes for the cover, but Young finds himself distracted by Vengeance's presence at ringside, with his New Darkness Warriors!
  
• This allows the Blondes to take advantage and team up for a tag tower bulldog on the Honorable One. Young returns to the match, counts ONE, TWO, but Valiant powers out at two and a half!
  
• The Blondes try to isolate Valiant until the 12th minute, as that's when he rolls away from the Dear Prudence, Won't You Come Out and Play (Surf's Up), allowing him to try to reach Champion for the hot tag.
  
• Champion's in for the hot tag at 12:30, and he's all amped up and loaded for bear, clotheslining Prudence, shoulderblocking Garcia, and splashing the Fabulous One before performing his trademark Native American war dance to celebrate. He then tags Valiant in, and Val goes for the Patriot Missile on Freddy, followed by another tag to Champion.
  

 

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• At 14:00, Champion is hoping to end the match with the Hawkeye Hammer, when Vengeance runs in and whips Champion from behind with his chains! Young calls for the bell and the DQ, and with a wave of his hands, the lights in the Verizon Center go out...
  

 

 

WINNERS

- Champion and Valiant in 14:16 via DQ

 

(PROMO) Vengeance Rants About Champion

 

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The lights go back on and Vengeance remains standing in the ring, flanked by the New Darkness Warriors. Champion and Valiant are out cold, and so is Lobster Warrior. The Platinum Blondes appear to have been attacked as well, and Vengeance asks for a mic as he surveys the carnage.

 

Vengeance

- Proud as those flamboyant Platinum Blondes are, you, Nicholas, remain the epitome of such. Your high-profile relations with vacuous bimbos. Your 30-second commercial endorsements. And a mouth that just won't stop talking about the man who owns it. Nicky Champion this, and Nicky Champion that.

(picks up Champion's blue briefcase)

Feast your eyes on this, sinners. Contained therein is an object of people's avaricious intentions, a contract that gives one a shot at the World Heavyweight title. If you're conscious, Nicholas, allow me to repeat myself. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TITLES. All I care about is getting this contract in the right hands, or doing whatever I see fit to it. One thing's for sure, Nicholas...it does not deserve to be in the hands of someone as sinful and vile as you are. You twist my words around to make me appear guilty of each of the Seven Deadly Sins. But you, are without a doubt, guilty of PRIDE, which we have already established. You LUST for female flesh and the bacchanalia of that harlot's parties and club events. And going back to that PRIDE...it will come before your fall at Awesome Impact. By then, you will be Mr. Nothing to Lose no more...and VENGEANCE...SHALL BE OURS!!!!

 

R. Darkness

(while staring Lobby down) - Drown, Lobby. Drown.

 

Angry Gilmore and Brandon James vs Rich Money and Rogue (w/Emma Chase and Paul Huntingdon)

[standard Tag Match, If Gilmore/James lose, they don't fight for titles for the rest of 2014]

 

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• The onus is on Angry Gilmore here, because it's not just his hopes of future title shots that are on the line here, but also those of newly-turned Brandon James. Both men, however, look distrustful of each other as they can't seem to decide who starts off. Gilmore eventually goes for it, locking up with Rich Money as they call for a slow build.
  
• After a few minutes of basic moves and rest holds, Rogue allows business to pick up with a Samoan Drop on Gilmore, followed by a "get up" taunt. He then picks up Gilmore and goes for a side suplex. Darren Smith starts counting, and the camera focuses on a worried-looking Brandon James as Gilmore kicks out.
  
• Gilmore tags James in soon after, and the fans are totally behind him as he lands punch after punch on Rogue, and caps it off with a front backbreaker!
  
• The match is still quite open at 6:30, as Gilmore lands a legdrop on Rogue and goes for a cover. But leave it to Paul Huntingdon to make up for his earlier failure and trip Gilmore as he runs the ropes!
  
• This move allows the Money/Rogue tandem to seize control, and hold it until the eleventh minute. At 11:10, Money goes for the Dollars from Heaven on a fallen Gilmore, and covers him. ONE...TWO...miraculous kickout from Gilmore!
  
• Rogue then tries to come Crashing On Gilmore, but this time, he slips out of the move and goes for some desperation Anger Management! We then see both men try to find their corners and make the hot tag...
  
• That comes at 12:50, and Jerry Eisen seems especially excited as James and Money hit the ring! James appears to be "going into business for himself" as he gets a huge pop for clotheslining Money and following it up with a big legdrop! He then strikes a "Big Cat" pose DaVE-style as he picks up Money for the Brandon Bomb Drop...
  
• ...but wait a minute! Ms. Chase is there for a second Dollar Sign distraction for the evening, and James is trying his best not to be distracted. Gilmore, meanwhile, is begging to be tagged in...can James make the tag? NO! Money tags Rogue in, and the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel hits his Crashing On, flooring James.
  
• James, however, kicks out of the Crashing On, angering both Rogue and Money, who argue with referee Smith. This allows James to heroically tag Gilmore in, potentially swinging things back to the good guys' favor.
  
• At 16:50, Gilmore escapes from a series of chain wrestling moves with Rogue, and surprises the Englishman with a good ol' fashioned dose of Anger Management! This could be it, and Darren Smith begins counting...Gilmore and James win, thus ensuring that the two men will be in more title hunts to come...that is, of course, unless Barry Bowen does something about it.
  

 

 

WINNERS

- Gilmore and James in 17:03

 

Michaels

- Look at Rich Money...the man is LIVID! He'd just paid big money, no pun intended, to acquire The Chase Agency, and so far he's been rewarded with two losses in one night!

 

A. Garcia

- All that pent-up rage within Angry Gilmore...he sure put the fear of Gilmore into the Moneyman and the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel!

 

J. Eisen

- Though Brandon James did very well for himself out there. Yes, I agree that he's been held back too long. Now that he's free from the shackles of The Chase Agency, I see him giving Rich Money a hella tough time out there at Awesome Impact!

 

Michaels

- Money is going to have to work overtime to get Paul Huntingdon and Rogue to shape up, but will it be enough? Remember, neither man is booked to compete at Awesome Impact, and I'm sure that doesn't sit well with the Moneyman.

 

J. Eisen

- That's something to think about for next week, as we draw closer to Awesome Impact! Awesome Impact's gonna be on Sunday, March 16, at the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas, so if you haven't rung your cable provider yet, don't sit on it! Awesome Impact's sure to be a humdinger of an event.

 

Michaels

- For Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Class is dismissed, SWF Galaxy! Goodnight, everyone!

 

SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade -

84/B+

TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade -

84/B+

Increased Popularity in 3 Regions

SWF Supreme TV Rating - 13.57

 

Trending on Twitter - #MCO #MoneyChaseOrganization #RichMoney #AngryGilmore #BrandonJames #AwesomeImpact #Remo #Vengeance #NickyChampion #JackBruce

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Criticized for his small physique. Check. Praised for his great in-ring work but criticized for his lack of IT-factor. Check. Critized for his style of promo work. Check. I'm calling it now. Angry Gilmore's gonna win the Unified SWF Title and World Heavyweight Title at Supreme Challenge 34 in a triple threat match after defeating Barry Bowen earlier that night. Hahaha. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Way back in February, I had written the March Week 1 Supreme TV to include a number one contender match for the tag titles featuring The Awesomeness and The Amazing Bumfholes, which is why you may have seen a reference to such a match on the "Jack Bruce Psyches The Awesomeness" angle. Got that fixed, so sorry if I threw some of you off on that one - Awesomeness vs Sex Maniacs was NOT a number one contender match.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Landmark Theater (Virginia, Mid-Atlantic)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, March 6, 2014 (Week 1)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Awesome Impact 2014 Hype Video (88/B+)</span></strong></div></div></div><div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The first segment is an Awesome Impact 2014 advertisement, with the meat of it focusing on the Awesome Impact Chamber Match and the six confirmed competitors. We also see a brief teaser for Rich Money vs Brandon James, a match that was just recently confirmed on the last Supreme TV.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Florence Briefs Rookies (17/E)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The eight High Stakes rookies are in the locker room, all dressed in their wrestling gear and preparing for their first night as potential SWF Superstars, when High Stakes' host, who has yet to be announced, arrives - it's English manager turned High Stakes host Melanie Florence, and she's got some words to say to the High Stakes rookies:</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You have been chosen out of hundreds of potential independent wrestlers as the young men who will vie to become the first-ever High Stakes Champion. I'm Melanie Florence, and I will be your host for the inaugural season of High Stakes!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brown</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(cracking wise)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Uh...do you come with the High Stakes Championship?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Some scattered laughter can be heard in the locker room, as most of the rookies appear to be nervous. Another rookie, Spencer Spade, tries flirting with Florence by speaking in an obviously put-on English accent.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I see you two want this first season of High Stakes to be fun? </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Well, it might be. Then again, winning the High Stakes Championship, becoming the SWF's next breakout star, takes a lot of hard work. You will have to listen to your mentors' advice and give every bit of effort you have to rise above your co-competitors. This isn't going to be easy, it's not going to be a walk in the park. And with that said, boys, good luck on the first season of High Stakes. Remember that only one of you can be inaugural High Stakes Champion and be assured of a guaranteed SWF contract, as well as the title shot of your picking. See you in the challenges!</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE) Lobby Hypes Perez (75/B-)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/da1e1864-93bb-443b-9e0a-cdc075bd1d84_zps5db5db9d.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/29f679ce-9354-4918-bd10-7b9b072efc79_zps1b4f68eb.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The first match will feature Frankie Perez vs Lenny Brown, and while all of tonight's vignettes are the same as what was seen on the previews, each mentor introduces his rookie with a few quick lines. Lobster Warrior will be mentoring Perez, and, as expected, he says his rookie is coming in with a "SNAP."</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Perez</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - This has always been my dream - to compete in the Supreme Wrestling Federation and be its next breakout star. I'm Frankie Perez, 29, from San Francisco, California. And my style...is nothing like what you've seen before in the SWF. I mean, where can you find someone who combines the best of Japan, and the best of Brazil? It's actually funny, because I'm of Mexican descent, and my style of fighting is 100 percent Brapanese - one half Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, the other half Japanese puroresu. It's all about crafty submissions...and hard-hitting strikes. Who's got that kinda style in Supreme? No one does, and that's why I think my uniqueness is gonna lead me to great things in this organization. Remember the name - that's Frankie "P-Dawg" Perez...your FIRST High Stakes Champion.</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE) Frehley Hypes Brown (78/B)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Steve Frehley, on the other hand, talks about "California Love" in the form of his rookie, Lenny Brown.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Brown</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm Lenny Brown, Oh-My-God-He's-Only-21-Years-Old from Hollywood, Californi-A, and I don't just wish I can be a Superstar. I AM a SUPERSTAR, and that's both in the ring and outside the ring. Back in high school, I used to emcee talent shows...and it ain't no surprise why...they did that because they were sick of Lenny Brown winnin' year after year after year. That's me, with the boys in the football team of Hollywood High. Goooooo Sheiks, but most of all, Goooooo Lenny. Watch me get on stage at a victory party, singin' "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" by the Temptations for the parents and teachers...and "B.O.B." by Outkast for the students. I'm a scene-stealer, a show-stopper, and when it comes to wrestling, I'm as good as it's ever gonna get. </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(as the vignette shows Brown dropping another wrestler with his Star Treatment finisher)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> OWWWWW Baby! There's your FIRST High Stakes Champion, Lenny Brown. I'm not just destined for greatness. I AM greatness.</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Frankie Perez (w/Lobster Warrior) vs Lenny Brown (w/Steve Frehley) (51/D)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/29f679ce-9354-4918-bd10-7b9b072efc79_zps1b4f68eb.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Frankie Perez defeated Lenny Brown in 3:38 by submission with a P-Clutch. (Perez and Lobby a good pairing, Perez and Brown have pretty good chemistry as opponents)</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Awesome start for Frankie Perez! That is one young man with a bright future here in this business.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Beautiful match he showed us, and he seems to be getting along quite well with his mentor, Lobster Warrior.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Lobster Warrior, of course, is the reigning United States Champion, and he's become quite tight as of late with the Honorable One, Valiant, and the sensational free agent signing Nicky Champion, a.k.a. Mr. Nothing to Lose, Blue Edition. I think Frankie could make a good addition to the Champions of Honor, though that would depend on how far he goes in this competition.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) Money Hypes O'Farraday (81/B)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6a98d800-6998-4b39-83c3-e328d3cefd2c_zps2aca6443.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Rich Money will be mentoring Findlay O'Farraday, and he introduces him as a "cent who could one day be as good as a dollar - in short, potential Money, but not quite there."</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>O'Farraday</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Pain. Violence. Old-school hurt from a child of a new school. I'm Findlay O'Farraday from Cobb County, Georgia, and I HURT PEOPLE. I hear High Stakes is gonna have a couple next-generation guys workin'. Well, guess what. I was trained by the great Rip Chord himself, and if he didn't figure out how to use the Internet and computers, I'd still be drivin' trucks and hurtin' people in barrooms up until now. Thanks to Rip, I've become a well-rounded wreckin' machine. I got a good idea of ring psychology, and I can do a bit of flyin' and technical stuff, but not as well as I HURT PEOPLE, OLD-STYLE. Look at all those High Stakes rookies...they look like boys compared to this man. Last time I checked, High Stakes was a competition for men, not boys, and you can bet I am fixin' to kick all those scrawny li'l asses to the curb.</span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) The Awesomeness Hypes Sunlight (66/C)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The Awesomeness make for one of the more surprising choices as mentors, and they're co-mentoring their fellow musician, Skye Sunlight, whom they introduce as a "future glam rocker from Atlanta."</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Sunlight</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My parents called me Richard Alvin Remington the Third, but people in the Atlanta rock scene call me Skye Sunlight. Been wrestlin' for over a decade now, and playin' music for some 15 years, and while I may not be Jack Bruce in either area, I think I'm gonna make the SWF Galaxy recall vintage Jack Bruce. I'm a high-flyin' space cadet in the ring...and what you see here...is my finisher, the Skye Diver. I also think I've got this unique look that sets me apart from my other rookies...one half of my hair's purple, and the other half's green. It's psychedelic, baby, and another psychedelic thing about me, aside from my music, is the poetry I write. I hear High Stakes is gonna give us a chance to show our stuff on the mic, so if you're down for a tripped-out verbal voyage, Skye Sunlight's your man. (pauses) High Stakes Season 1 - you're gonna turn on, you're gonna tune in, and I'm not gonna drop out.</span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(ANGLE) Brown Argues, Flirts with Florence (25/E)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Prior to the next match, we see Lenny Brown heading to the announce table to protest his case. He tries protesting to Melanie Florence, saying that he didn't tap out of the P-Clutch, but she's not having any of it; she says this is just the first week, so he should hopefully have more opportunities to shine. Brown then starts laying on the charm, obviously flirting with Florence, but she rebuffs him, saying that she's on High Stakes on a professional, not personal basis.</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Skye Sunlight (w/The Awesomeness) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money)</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Findlay O'Farraday defeated Skye Sunlight in 4:39 by pinfall with an Atomic Spinebuster. (Rich Money spends most of his time in announce table, calling match with Earnest, Curran, and Florence.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, Melanie, I'm sure a little part of you broke with every power move Findlay O'Farraday landed on Skye Sunlight.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I will gladly assure you, Marvin, that I am perfectly fine, and just because Skye has colorful hair and tattoos like I do doesn't mean I have him penciled in as one of my favorites. As High Stakes host, I plan to be as fair and objective as...</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Money</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Cut the crap, you two, and set your eyes on the future of the SWF. </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses as the camera focuses on O'Farraday punctuating his win with a furious neckbreaker on Sunlight)</em></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> To win this competition, you've got to want to be Money, and while Findlay isn't quite there yet, I know he wants greatness as badly as I did back when I was starting out.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) DuBois Hypes Spade (81/B)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Marc DuBois will be mentoring Spencer Spade, and he talks about his past as the "Can't Miss Prospect", while effectively warning Spade about the pitfalls of high expectations and how in the SWF, "nobody gives you a PUSH if you're a kid."</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Spade</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hey there, SWF Galaxy. You probably know me very well by now. You've seen my videos and watched me dominate my opponents in high school wrestling and my one year in Washington U. You caught the hype when I enrolled in Supreme University and graduated on top of my class. Just in case you've been living in a rock since 2010, my name is Spencer Spade. You can't go wrong with a name like that...it's the name I was born with, it's the name I use in the ring, and it rolls right off of your tongue. Try saying it again - Spencer Spade, Supreme Star. It's a name that's destined for greatness, and a name none of you will ever forget...when I become the first-ever winner of SWF High Stakes.</span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) James Hypes Wilmington (74/B-)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Brandon James is mentoring Michael Wilmington III, the grandson of SWF Legend Mighty Micky Starr, and he refers to the seemingly soft-spoken Phoenix native as a "Little Cat", in reference to his revived "Big Cat" moniker.</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wilmington</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm Michael Bret Wilmington the Third, but you can call me Mike for short. My grandfather is SWF Legend Mighty Micky Starr, and my dad, Mike Wilmington Jr., a.k.a. Marvelous Mikey Starr, was once a promising SWF prospect before a back injury ended his career before it could really take off. That's why he's got his hopes pinned on me in the first season of High Stakes. </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> People ask me how it feels to be the first third-generation SWF Superstar. I tell 'em it's all overrated. I mean, Grandpa was a great wrestler and my dad could've been really huge, but me? I'm just plain old Mike. I'm not a very big guy, but I can hold my own against bigger guys. Give me the mic, and I can own you if you get funny with me. But other than that, I feel I have a lot to work on, and for me, High Stakes will be a learning experience, sorta like going back to school. This time, though, I hope to come out as valedictorian...and YOUR first High Stakes Champion.</span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(ANGLE) Spade and Brown Form Alliance (37/D-)</strong></span></span></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>As Spencer Spade gets ready for his match, he is approached by Lenny Brown, and at this point, it is established that Spade and Brown have known each other since their days at Supreme University. They make disparaging comments about the non-Supreme University products they're up against, and it looks like they aren't picky between faces and heels; Brown calls Findlay O'Farraday a "big, ugly hick." Brown wishes Spade good luck in his match against Mike Wilmington before heading back to "talk B.S. with the mentor."</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (45/D)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Spencer Spade defeated Michael Wilmington III in 5:21 by pinfall with a Supreme Stunner after a distraction from Marc DuBois. (DuBois was especially uninhibited during the match, letting his "Maniac" character shine through as he ranted and raved from the sidelines. Wilmington was kept strong and protected.)</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Do any of you have an idea of what Marc DuBois is saying?</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - He seems to be yelling "Your grandpa ain't nothin'" over and over again at Mike Wilmington...a classic case of adding insult to injury!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And now he's telling Wilmington that his grandpa can't wrestle. As you saw in the earlier video package, Mike Wilmington's grandfather is none other than Mighty Micky Starr... </span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses as DuBois yells "PUTAIN DE MERDE!" at Wilmington)</em></span></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> We apologize for the French-speaking fans watching at home, and for those who didn't understand, Marc DuBois had just cursed Mike Wilmington in French...just because.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) Eric Eisen Hypes Matt Keith (77/B)</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>"Well, what do you know. Son of the Owner and Chairman of the SWF, mentoring the son of SWF Legend Sam Keith. How lucky could I be?", says Eric Eisen, as he introduces his High Stakes rookie, Matthew Keith.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>M. Keith</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My name is Matthew Keith, 24 years old, from Baltimore, Maryland. Name sounds familiar? That's because you may be familiar with my dad, Sam Keith. SWF Legend. Master of the Proton Lock, a move that is, without a doubt, the most devastating submission maneuver in professional wrestling. I've got a twin brother named Greg, and like my dad, he loves traveling the world. (pauses) I don't think we'll ever be as great as our dad was in the ring, but I think I, personally, as a High Stakes competitor, excel in the technical side of things. After all, Dad was cool enough to teach us a lot of moves, including the move that won him four SWF World Heavyweight titles and a couple others in competing organizations. And while the Proton Lock might not be enough for me to be a World champion at this point, I believe it's more than enough to help me become High Stakes' inaugural champion.</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(HYPE) Frederique Hypes Calum (67/C+)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Last, but not least, Frederique A. Garcia talks about how much he loves male models and how he was one himself before joining the SWF. That's why he should have no problem mentoring his rookie, the man known simply as Calum.</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Calum</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm Calum, and I hail from Nashville. </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses for effect)</em></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Used to. I've been male modeling since I graduated high school, and since escaping the confines of my dead-end town, I've lost the baby fat, lost the accent, lost every bit of awkwardness that I had back when I was a wrestling fan. No, I don't like wrestling anymore. It's for losers who don't have a social life, and as a multifaceted male model, I have so many better things to do than wrestle. So why do I do it? Because a man's gotta eat when he doesn't have modeling assignments! And besides, man...I'm MMA-trained. I'm legit, baby, with an amateur background to boot. The Honey Trap is a guillotine choke takedown straight from the arsenal of Buddy Garner...and I promise you, none of the seven other geeks on High Stakes have an answer to it. So if a man can't make an honest living as a model, he might as well focus on his Plan B. In my case, that's professional wrestling.</span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Matthew Keith (w/Eric Eisen) vs Calum (w/Frederique A. Garcia) (48/D)</strong></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Matthew Keith defeated Calum in 8:07 by submission with a Proton Lock after a distraction from Eric Eisen.</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>(ANGLE) Keith Refuses Eisen Alliance (69/C+)</strong></span></span></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>After the match, Eric Eisen accompanies Matthew Keith to the locker room, congratulating him on a job well done, and a "vintage Sam Keith" Proton Lock. They are filmed walking back to the locker room, and Eisen is telling Keith to further prove himself as his High Stakes rookie; if he knows what's good for him and what's good for the SWF, he will demonstrate how the Proton Lock works by attacking one of the mentors. Eisen keeps cajoling Keith to attack Steve Frehley or one of The Awesomeness' members, especially as a few rookies (Skye Sunlight, Mike Wilmington, Findlay O'Farraday) pass by, but Keith refuses; he says that "it wouldn't be the High Stakes thing to do." This prompts an angry rebuke from Eisen...</em></span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What do you mean the High Stakes thing to do? Who the hell do you think you are, Valiant?</span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>M. Keith</strong></span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I'm Matthew Keith, SWF Superstar. At least I'm not a disappointment to his dad like you are.</span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The High Stakes part of Uprising is now drawing to a close, and Eric Eisen, looking truly "owned," just stands there, disgusted that his rookie would tell him off like that on the first week of competition. It does look like he wants to attack someone to prove a point, but he decides to leave it alone for the meantime, simply concluding the first hour by saying his catchphrase - "You'll find out, Matthew...that Eric Eisen NEVER LOSES!"</em></span></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">UPRISING:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, thank God the Z-part of the show is over! Time to handle the B-part of things, and by that I mean SWF Superstars who aren't talented enough to get booked on Supreme TV! I'm Duane Fry, and these two doofuses with stiffies are Marvin Earnest and Samuel Curran. Marv, Sammy, maybe you wanna give Roger Cage a call at 1-900-FRNDZNE? You two couldn't stop lookin' at the British broad...and don't give me no lip about admirin' her tattoos!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, dear. Peter and Jerry warned us about you, Duane, and damned if they weren't right.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The final hour of Uprising is, well, the Uprising proper, and tonight we've got some hard-hitting action from The Amazing Bumfholes and The Pain Alliance in singles competition!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Aw, shoot, Marv, lemme do it for you. Let the PROFESSIONAL do it, okay? </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(clears his throat and speaks in a hackneyed Southern accent to make fun of Sammy Curran...while using Peter Michaels' "Good Gawd" catchphrase)</em></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Good Gawd, SWF Galaxy, we got some bawnstowmah's for y'all...we've got Randy Bumfhole versus Biyg Smack Scawtt, and Zimmeh Bumfhole versus Kurt Laruhmee! Aynd we also got somethin' else for y'all, good Gawd, y'all, it's Ameruhcan Machieyn versus Eruhck Eye-sun! A-hyuk-hyuk-hyuk!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! You're from Tennessee too, Duane! And it's not like you're Calum from High Stakes, desperately trying to sound like a city boy...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Yeah, but I got my education here in the SWF and I happen to be a very powerful man, with no less than the reigning SWF World Heavyweight Champion, Remo Richardson as my client. Let's kick off the crap, shall we?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Kirk Patrick vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon) (54/D+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5546d680-ef87-49af-86bb-b325400ca2b9_zpsc6e5cde9.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Joe Sexy defeated Kirk Patrick in 3:19 by pinfall with an One Night Stand.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, there goes your local yokel! With Joe Sexy dancin' over the fallen Kirk Patrick, it looks like the nobody from nowhere's gonna be the butt of jokes over at the local bar!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/J-Sense) (48/D+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>24/7 Partay Dudez defeated The Awesomeness in 6:07 when Mainstream defeated Jefferson Stardust by pinfall with an Apparition #14. (Announcers explained that Jack Bruce is in New York, recording new tracks with his band, thus his absence on Uprising - Bruce, in real life, is not contracted to appear on B-shows.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) 24/7 Partay Dudez Celebrate (31/E+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The match is over, and the much-hyped 24/7 Partay Dudez - Mainstream, Stevie and earlier RIPW call-up J-Sense - celebrate their debut win with some synchronized, choreographed dance moves. New announcer Marv Earnest calls the match result "disgraceful," while Duane Fry comments that Earnest has to "live with it," as the Partay Dudez are "every bit worth the hype and the extended teasers." According to Fry, the Dudez are a "great investment" for the SWF, and proof that the New Talent Initiative is working.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The New Talent Initiative does have some hope. It's not all disrespectful surfers and men with animal masks, or Native American braggarts who talk in the third person...it's people like these young men who are proving that the SWF has done the right thing by hiring new blood in 2014! Now as for you two...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - We know, Duane, we know you're gonna tell us to shut our fool mouths and let the professional handle it.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Took the words right outta my mouth, Sammy. </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> We'll be right back, SWF Galaxy, and when we return, we shall be seeing the first of two singles matches pitting The Amazing Bumfholes' members versus The Pain Alliance. Randy Bumfhole vs Big Smack Scott is UP NEXT, and we shall see if the younger Bumfhole's gonna be lucky this time around.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Randy Bumfhole (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Big Smack Scott (w/Kurt Laramee) (61/C)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9be3a366-200c-406b-af3c-7575600417ec_zpsb5df1859.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Big Smack Scott defeated Randy Bumfhole in 6:49 by pinfall with an Ego Trip after a distraction from Kurt Laramee. (Randy Bumfhole and Big Smack Scott don't seem to click.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - So much for your good luck, Randy Bumfhole. The Pain Alliance are two men who mean what they say and put their money where their mouth is. I think that even with The Platinum Blondes' recent wins and their gutsy effort against Nicky Champion and Valiant on Supreme TV, even with the Bumfs' big win with Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord versus The UnStable two weeks ago, The Pain Alliance should mop the floor with their two challengers at Awesome Impact.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I wouldn't make such a conclusion yet, Duane. Remember, we've still got Zimmy versus Kurt Laramee to cap the evening, and I think Zimmy's got a good chance to equalize for the Bumfholes and use that exciting style of his to give Laramee some serious problems.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - The only serious problem I've got, Marv, is the fact that management has stuck me with two amateurs from the boonie promotions.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Davids Rants About Eric Eisen (77/B)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5880000b-79e4-4733-8651-1e9edb74c19c_zps11e38a7b.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Dawn the Cheerleader is handling backstage interviews for Uprising, and with a few "WOOO-HOOOOOOO"'s to go, she interviews Des Davids and puts him over as one of six men taking part in this year's Awesome Impact Chamber Match. Davids says he realizes he's got some tough competition out there, and he tells the SWF Galaxy to "remember the Hoosiers", in reference to the underdog high school basketball team immortalized on film in the late '80s. As for Eric Eisen, Davids says that he's not afraid of what the man could do, especially since the Awesome Impact Chamber won't allow for anyone to interfere.</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Davids</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You've got that new man Friday Enforcer Allen on your corner? Well, he never made All-American, he never played an actual down in an actual NFL game 'coz of one thing...he be a sore loser like you. And if I lose at Awesome Impact...and I know you wanna make me lose at Awesome Impact, it won't be because of you, punk. But I ain't goin' out there at the chamber match to lose. </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Because Prime Time...is WINNING TIME!</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">American Machine (w/BJ O'Neill and Des Davids) vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen) (60/C)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9833db41-485f-4c9e-82a3-775b93841460_zps02514bc3.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Eric Eisen defeated American Machine in 8:24 by pinfall with the Supremacy. (Enforcer Allen hit the Primus Cream Therapy on Des Davids at ringside as Eisen landed his finisher, the Supremacy, on A-Mach.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Machine Beaten Down by Eric Eisen (70/C+)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Defeating American Machine is not enough for Eric Eisen - the Supremacist may have failed to take Des Davids out of the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, so he's now trying to injure A-Mach with the help of Enforcer Allen! Allen goes for his jackknife powerbomb variation, the Primus Cream Therapy, on A-Mach, allowing Eisen to "work" his "magic" by bashing his knee with a chair. BJ O'Neill, meanwhile, is desperately trying to revive Des Davids and put a stop to the beatdown...</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Somebody's got to get some order out here...what Eisen and Allen are doing to American Machine is UNCONSCIONABLE!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - They're taking American Machine outside the ring...are they doin' what I think they're gonna be doin'? By God, they are! Man, that's gotta hurt...Eisen and Allen just flung American Machine against the barricade!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(derisively)</em></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Babies! Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen are amateurs like you two. If that was my client, RRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRICHARDSON, destroyin' A-Mach wouldn't be a two-man operation! It'd be just one man, totally ANNIHILATING someone like that big, useless, broken-down American Machine.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Davids Saves Machine from 2-on-1 (69/C+)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Davids finally comes to as Eisen now whips Machine against the steel steps and tries to lift the steps and bash them against his right knee. Alas, Eisen is able to use the steps once when Davids spears him from afar, causing the Supremacist to drop the steps and crumple to the ground. Davids then goes for a Touch Down on Allen, flooring the bigger man and interrupting the vicious beatdown before it gets even worse. He then helps attend to A-Mach, who needs to be stretchered back to the locker room...</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Zimmy Bumfhole (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs Kurt Laramee (w/Big Smack Scott) (71/C+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/8fb9c774-b9c9-40e9-bb69-7405d689f758_zpsb7625215.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Zimmy Bumfhole defeated Kurt Laramee in 11:20 when Kurt Laramee was disqualified when Big Smack Scott ran in and attacked Zimmy Bumfhole. (Both men had a long, open match that properly showcased their complement of styles.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Well, I guess that should do it for another evening of mediocre action here on SWF Uprising.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Duane, I know you don't like us and all, though you probably don't like Peter, Jerry, and Ana either. But could you at least show some appreciation for the action we just saw?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Before Big Smack Scott ruined it all, that was a fantastic display we saw from Zimmy Bumfhole and Kurt Laramee. A great way to end tonight's Uprising, I would say, and a welcome diversion from the ugliness we saw from Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - On the contrary, I loved watchin' A-Mach get his ass kicked. Just because it showed me how crude and barbaric - and not in a good way - Eisen and Allen are as compared to the destructive, yet highly systematic Remo Richardson.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - All told, a successful comeback episode for SWF Uprising. This has been Marvin Earnest, and Duane, Sammy, and myself shall be seeing you next week, SWF Galaxy, same Uprising time, same Uprising channel.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 1):</strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Keith 1-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> O'Farraday 1-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Perez 1-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Spade 1-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Brown 0-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Calum 0-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Sunlight 0-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Wilmington 0-1</div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">73/B-</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.99</strong></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div>

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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong>THE SUPREME POSTMORTEM - POST-SHOW OOC, MARCH WEEK 1 2014</strong></p></div><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">PREDICTION GAME SCORES - MARCH 2014</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> MONTHLY PRIZE - Choose Nicky Champion's love interest, except Dawn the Cheerleader (KP's girlfriend on old diary), Jessie (Mrs. Angry Gilmore) and Britney Hollywood (Donnie J's fiancee)</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Requirements - Predict at least 6 of 9 shows for the month of March to qualify</span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> JShmoopy - 14/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#00FF00;">87%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7, 8/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Midnightnick - 13/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">81%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+7/7, 6/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Million Dollar Dolphin - 13/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">81%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7, 8/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Psycho Sam - 13/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">81%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7, 7/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> flaviooooo - 12/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7, 7/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> hydrogen001 - 12/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+6/7, 6/9)</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> KnowYourEnemy - 12/16, </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">75%</span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> (+5/7, 7/9)</span></p></div><p></p><p></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I know it would've been more apropos for the February prediction game, but February is the in-game month before the premiere of Uprising, so March's prediction game prize will be different from the usual. This time, I'll have the winner choose Nicky Champion's love interest in the backstage segments, with the condition that it not be Dawn the Cheerleader, because that was KP's main love interest on the previous diary, and not Jessie, because that's Angry Gilmore's wife.</p><p> </p><p> And now, on to some replies...</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Comment: <em>Sort of surprised you went with Sensitive and Parker when Callum already has tag team experience with Mainstream...</em></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes, but the original Partay Dudez tag team of Mainstream and Stevie (Parker) is Canadian, just like Justin Bieber. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> That's why I decided not to change things when re-debuting the Partay Dudez on this diary. Besides...MAINSTEVE!!!!! STEVESTREAM!!!!! (Influence for that one came from Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott yelling "DUDE!!!" and "SWEET!!!" at each other in Dude, Where's My Car?)</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Never thought you'd be playing Nicky Champion after my self-imposed hiatus. I can see him ending up in the SWF though. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> The main issue I have with this is that there's not really a lot of change, when compared to the KP Saga. We have the Klubb, which retains most of it's influential members (Eric F---ng Eisen, Jerry, Brandon James, Remo and Emma Chase), Barry Bowen's Commisoner Role, High Stakes and the 24/7 Partay Dudez (headbands look amazing).</p><p> </p><p> However, there are some new stuff I really like. KP Avatar has undergone a personality change, HeelFaith is something I look forward to, I'm liking the UnStable and the Valiant/Hannah storyline which played out. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> Oh and #ThunderForChampion <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> And to continue my reply to Psycho Sam...</p><p> </p><p> Yes, I admit that a lot hasn't changed, but with reason. For the Klubb, I decided to stick with the main four (Eisen boys, Brandon James, Emma Chase) because they mostly have negative backstage attitudes and are therefore more fun to write as the number one political faction. Went with Barry Bowen as Commissioner because he's readily available from the start, and doesn't wrestle, leaving him all the time in the world to run the SWF with all his incompetence and heel bias. High Stakes is still there because I love the original NXT concept, but this time I've baked it in Uprising for the first season so I could start building up new stars as early as possible. And the Partay Dudez? 3 Count showed me all those years ago that it's fun to boo a heel boy band tag team/stable. And I. Hate. Boy bands. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> As I said earlier, more changes should be forthcoming as the year progresses, and who knows - I just might make Nicky Champion a little less likable in "real life" just to twist things around.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="hydrogen001" data-cite="hydrogen001" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Criticized for his small physique. Check. Praised for his great in-ring work but criticized for his lack of IT-factor. Check. Critized for his style of promo work. Check. I'm calling it now. Angry Gilmore's gonna win the Unified SWF Title and World Heavyweight Title at Supreme Challenge 34 in a triple threat match after defeating Barry Bowen earlier that night. Hahaha. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Actually, Bowen liked Gilmore's promo work. But yeah, this part of the Gilmore vs Bowen saga has a lot of Daniel Bryan to it. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Still, I've mostly seen Gilmore as a closer parallel to Stone Cold Steve Austin (the look) and CM Punk (being straight-edge), but with a character that lives up to his nickname - he's always intense, always angry, and often getting on the bad side of authority. </p><p> </p><p> And no, I do not plan to use Barry Bowen in a Triple H role. He'll probably wrestle a couple times in 2014, but I don't see him taking part in SC34.</p><p> </p><p> Strangely enough, I don't have too many takeaways from the last two shows apart from what I discussed above. Should be posting the next cards for predictions before the weekend, but first, I think we need another backstage segment...</p>

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How would you deal with the dynamic of Nicky Champion dating Emma Chase? That would be interesting.

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rickymex" data-cite="Rickymex" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>How would you deal with the dynamic of Nicky Champion dating Emma Chase? That would be interesting.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Yes indeed. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Though there are more women in the SWF now. Kristen (Louise Cannon) Pearce. Melanie Florence. Britney Hollywood...OOPS! Might as well include her in the "off limits" list, as she's engaged to Donnie J...</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"Anarchy in the SWF/Family?"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Thursday, March 6, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> The Local Eatery and Pub, Richmond, Va.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong> 9:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/KPAvatar_zps4d67b75b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "My brother was supposed to be making the money that f---in' pothead Marc DuBois is making now."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Fortunately, the SWF didn't decide to call KP Avatar "Patrick Kaepernick" - they went with the simpler "Kirk Patrick" instead, but it's not like that actually mattered. Detroit-born KP was Uprising's local Virginia jobber earlier tonight, and it was going to be a cup of coffee kind of call-up for him; he'd be returning to RIPW next week.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Are you listening to me, Nicky? My brother should have been a star by now."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Yes I am, KP," I replied. "And words can't express how sorry I am for having paralyzed your brother."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Leave me alone, alright?" With that, KP walked away from the bar and hung out...with Mike Wilmington. Apparently, those two were good friends back in Rhode Island, and it was sad to see such a promising young wrestler get mixed in with some bad influences. But if you come to think of it, KP's an adult. He's old enough to choose his own friends and make his own decisions. I didn't have to like those friends or approve of those decisions, but I just hoped he'd forgive me for that unfortunate accident in USPW.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/MarcDuboisALT2_zpsa6bc1275.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Meanwhile, I headed back to my table, where the usual gang was joined by a totally baked Marc DuBois.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "But you don't understand, Des...aliens have been assimilating themselves among us for years! The pyramids, man...the parting of the Red Sea...Methuselah! Dude...the stuff you read in the Bible? Aliens. Any one of the Seven Wonders of the World? Aliens. It takes a highly-evolved civilization to create such wonders..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Yeah, Marc, whatever," said my good buddy Des, as he chugged back a beer and let Marc ramble on about aliens. Marc seemed like a nice enough guy, if more than a bit weird when he was on the green stuff. Earlier on Uprising, he was completely uninhibited, yelling and cussing at Mike Wilmington, and we knew he had smoked up to get himself psyched for his performance. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>11:00 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> At this time, Marc DuBois was too baked, too drunk, and sleeping in his car. KP Avatar and Mike Wilmington were still hanging out independently from the Klubb, and were, in fact, talking to a couple of girls at the bar. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Meanwhile, two workers who didn't often hang out with the rest of the locker room had burst into the bar, looking all tanked up and geared up for trouble. Yes, it was the World Tag Team champs themselves, The Pain Alliance.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/BigSmackScott_zpsa0f8906c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/KurtLaramee-1_zps37159a6a.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> It wasn't long before everyone was walking on eggshells. The Pain Alliance, especially Big Smack Scott, were notorious for their involvement in bar brawls, and a lot of those brawls were with fellow SWF Superstars. Death Row, for instance. Lead Belly and Grease Hogg. Even the Eisen boys themselves. From what I heard, Kurt Laramee wasn't that much trouble when he joined SWF, but when he and Big Smack Scott became tight, that's when he turned into the Smacker's Mini-Me (despite their similar size) - a belligerent type who doesn't back down from a fight...or doesn't mind starting one.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Hey USPW," came a voice from behind. It sounded deeper than either one of the Eisens, but who could it be?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Big Smack Scott?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Relax, Nicky, I'm just bustin' your balls here. I heard the Eisens and Bret Starr are givin' you problems." Scott looked drunk, but coherent, and quite serious.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "I suppose you know that we don't like the Eisens and their stupid Klubb," continued Kurt Laramee. "So we thought we'd track you down here and, you know, bury the hatchet. I've been good friends with Scotty for like, seven or eight years, and he's really a great guy. He just, you know, has really strong beliefs."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "You're gonna hafta do a couple things, though," said Scott, preparing to explain the inevitable catch. "Number one, break it off with Pete Mike. Inasmuch as we don't like the Klubb, we think Peter Michaels is the f---in' Antichrist. That bastard ain't no better than the Klubb. Think of the mofos who have his ear. Vengeance. Christian Faith. Jack Bruce. All the f---in' old boys in the locker room, they've been up Pete's ass for as long as he's been bookin' the SWF, and Pete has delivered in kind. By shittin' on the little guys."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "The second thing you gotta do," said Kurt, "is start hangin' out with us. Go to the bars we go to. These bars the rest of you go to...do they have dancin' girls? T&A? Hell naw, Nicky, these bars be SAUSAGE BARS, and most of all, these be bars where the Klubb holds court. You don't wanna spend all your post-show time just feet away from those sonuvabitches!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Scotty, Kurt, I think you may have had too much to drink," said Robert Darkness, who was pretty much the "diplomat" among us, someone who also happened to be friends with The Pain Alliance while still being friends with us.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "This invitation ain't just for Nicky...it's for all of you f---ers who have to bear with the Klubb by followin' their unwritten rule that the entire damn locker room's gotta drink in the same bar." The Smacker was talking louder and louder, and it wasn't long before his yammering caught Mike Wilmington's ear.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster/BrettStarr_zps14b7c076.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "You two better leave. Head back to the hotel, 'k?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "And who died and made you the SWF locker room's resident hall monitor?", shouted Kurt.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Aw, c'mon, Kurt, I'm just trying to keep some order here! This isn't how we used to do it in MAW."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Well, this is the big leagues now, so you can take your Mid-Atlantic Wrestling bullshit and shove it up your ass!" Scott was really getting belligerent now, and I actually felt some concern for Mike Wilmington/Bret Starr, as The Pain Alliance looked this close to beating him down two-on-one.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> This, of course, drew the Klubb over, and it was now Eric and Jerry Eisen, Brandon James, and Remo standing up and surrounding The Pain Alliance. Like a pair of schoolyard bullies caught by teachers while in the act of picking on the class runt, The Pain Alliance scampered out of the bar with their tails between their legs. Or maybe they didn't. It was more like the Smacker shoving Mike and telling the Klubb to go eff themselves as he and Kurt stormed out of the bar.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "Sometimes I wonder why my dad keeps those pieces of shit on our payroll," yelled Eric. "GODDAMMIT! And let this be a lesson to all of you here. The Pain Alliance are nothing but bad news. And anyone who sticks by 'em is only askin' for trouble. From US."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "The Klubb is about building camaraderie in the locker room and fostering positive vibes," said an obviously agitated Jerry as he bummed a cig from his little brother. "Y'know, sticking up for each other even when the chips are down. The Pain Alliance is about anarchy in the SWF, and you don't want to support anarchy. We're a family here, dammit, and we just wanna keep it that way!" Jerry then turned to Mike, patting him on the back and congratulating him for a job well done. "Good work, Mike, I'm sure your dad and grandpa are gonna be proud of you for what 'ya did."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> "So how 'bout inviting Kipper over to our table?", offered Eric. "Might as well have him experience family in the SWF before he goes back to Providence!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Right, Eric. Warp the poor kid's mind and convince him that anyone who isn't a Klubb member is a black sheep in the SWF "family." Hopefully KP would smell the bullshit while still early.</span></p>

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OOC - Time for the go-home shows! As I said last time, not all High Stakes matches will be up for prediction, so that's why there are only four Uprising matches to predict. Hoping to have Supreme TV and Uprising posted by Sunday or early next week!

 

 

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...Rich Money preferred not to focus on what should have been an SWF Title defense against Angry Gilmore, as he instead talked about his new acquisitions, starting with Marat Khoklov. And contrary to what he had been teasing, Money did not acquire new blood from the "competition" after all - he had bought out The Chase Agency, thereby renaming the faction as the "Money-Chase Organization."

 

...Brandon James, finally having it with Emma Chase's mismanagement of his career and lack of support from the stable in general, announced that he wouldn't work for the "restructured" faction, and would want to face Rich Money for the SWF Title at Awesome Impact, thus turning face.

 

...Angry Gilmore's suspension was lifted after a two-week absence, though he was humiliated by Barry Bowen during a "live performance evaluation", with Bowen changing his title match against Money into a "super tag match" featuring him and Gilmore versus Money and Rogue.

 

...Remo and Duane Fry proved to be the "talk show guests from hell" when Fry refused to answer any of Roger Cage's questions on Secrets of the Smooth, instead talking about how Remo would dominate the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the World Heavyweight Title. Remo would top everything off by wrecking Cage's set and sending a message to his five opponents in the Chamber Match.

 

...Despite Jack Bruce's support from the sidelines, The Awesomeness' losing streak continued, as a catfight between Louise Cannon and Dawn the Cheerleader threw them off, causing them to lose to The Sex Maniacs.

 

...Christian Faith's bitterness continued to manifest, as he got into a fight with Masked Cougar over the masked wrestler's refusal to speak when spoken to.

 

...While the Champions of Honor had a good evening, with Lobster Warrior defeating John Darkness and Nicky Champion and Valiant beating the SWF App-chosen Platinum Blondes in a surprisingly tough match, all three members of the babyface super-faction would be beaten down in the dark by Vengeance and The New Darkness Warriors, as Vengeance continued to proclaim victory in his casket match against Nicky Champion at Awesome Impact.

 

...With their backs against the wall and Barry Bowen threatening to deprive them of title opportunities for the entire year should they lose, Angry Gilmore and freshly-turned Brandon James worked together to defeat Rich Money and Rogue in tag team action. After the match, Money appeared especially disappointed in Rogue and Paul Huntingdon, the latter of which had lost a match against Steve Frehley earlier in the evening.

 

 

SWF Supreme TV

Pepsi Center (Colorado, Midwest)

March 11, 2014 (Week 2)

 

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Los Metalheads vs The Pain Alliance ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[Handicap Match]

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs The Family of Darkness

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

SWF Uprising

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)

 

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(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)

 

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment:

 

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

 

Bonus Question

- Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster)

[flaviooooo]

Los Metalheads vs The Pain Alliance ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[Handicap Match]

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs The Family of Darkness

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

SWF Uprising

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)

 

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment:

 

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) Jungle Lord

[Midnightnick]

Los Metalheads vs The Pain Alliance ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[Handicap Match]

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs The Family of Darkness

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

SWF Uprising

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)

 

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

Swoop McCarthy vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment:

 

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

[Psycho Sam]

Jen Cornell or Vikki Victoria.

 

SWF Supreme TV

Pepsi Center (Colorado, Midwest)

March 11, 2014 (Week 2)

ERIC EISEN IS MORE THAN JUST A NAME! UGH UGH UGH!

 

 

 

 

Los Metalheads vs The Pain Alliance ©

[Non-Title Match]

Comment:

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[Handicap Match]

Comment:

 

Donnie J vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

Comment:

 

Captain Atomic vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs The Family of Darkness

[six-Man Tag Match]

Comment:

 

SWF Uprising

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)

 

 

 

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)

 

When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment: I'm a Partaliver! Or soemthing! Go me.

 

Swoop McCarthy vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)

Comment:

 

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes

Comment: Tear them a new one!

 

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)

Comment:

 

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) ANDERz THUNDER!!!!!! FIVE MINUTE SQUASH WITH ANDERZ AS THE WINNER!

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<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Pepsi Center (Colorado, Midwest)</p><p>

March 11, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: guess Dubois needs to look strong ahead of his chamber match</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley</strong> vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: their loss would further anger Rich Money and kick out Rogue and Huntingdon eventually</p><p> </p><p>

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs <strong>The Family of Darkness</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: Vengeance's team needs the momentum toward their respective matches</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs <strong>Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) <strong>KP AVATAR!!!</strong></p>

[KnowYourEnemy]

<p>Los Metalheads vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Really? Really? Is anyone picking Metalheads here? Straight-forward squash, Pain Alliance takes it.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>If the Awesomeness won last week, maybe. But the way they're being buried I'm expecting a breakup soon, which isn't bad because both are talented. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>Bigger Question: Will Donnie J be rockin' the sensible 24/7 Party Dudez headband during this match?</em></p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>You'll probably regret booking Marcy Marc this strong -- he's kind of a jack*** who enjoys showing up drunk.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs <strong>The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Money is yet-again very strong -- should be likely that he takes this one.</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs <strong>The Family of Darkness</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: <em>Champion is fresh from USPW -- kayfabe logic says he doesn't get a victory over the "established talent" for a few matches. </em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>SWF Uprising</strong></p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

Comment:<em> I have to see evidence that When Animals Attack aren't squash jobbers before I predict a victory.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

Comment: <em>The Party Dudez came off a huge victory, looks like you're trying to build a stable.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) </strong>vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: <em>Face-Heel divide saves Bumfholes, default #1 Contenders whose blandness keeps them on the midcard.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: <em>Storyline aside, Joe Sexy kind of sucks, and Davids is in important matchup soon. </em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) <strong>Andres Thunder</strong>. They wouldn't be or be not part of the SWF roster if it wasn't a guy from RIPW.</p>

[White Dolphin]

<p>Los Metalheads vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment: Don't let money change ya!</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p>

Comment: Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Captain Atomic</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs <strong>The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs The Family of Darkness</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment: Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

SWF UPRISING</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>When Animals Attack</strong> vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)</p><p>

Comment: Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

Comment: Laaaaah, di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p>

</p><p><strong>

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment: Lah-di-dah, da-da-dee-dah</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment: *plugs Chikara needlessly in Botchamania*</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

BONUS: Chill</p>

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<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/ProWrestlingHitsBanner_zps03f35f0d.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Scoop - Wellness Policy Violations, Edd Stone and Jay Chord, Uprising Premiere</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Posted by </span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">BRIAN CANDIDO</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> on MARCH 7, 2014</span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>BREAKING - MARC DUBOIS FINED FOR WELLNESS POLICY STRIKE</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> If you caught yesterday's Uprising premiere on CANN, you would have noticed a very red-eyed </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Marc DuBois</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> cheering on his rookie </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Spencer Spade</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> as he took on </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;">Michael Wilmington III</span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> (Bret Starr) in the High Stakes part of the show. He would then freak out on Wilmington, insulting him in English and French and looking very uninhibited while at it. If you guessed that DuBois had been on another date with Mary Jane, then you're right - we have received word that DuBois, 27, was fined for violating the SWF's Wellness Policy and testing positive for "soft drugs." Per the terms of the Wellness Policy, DuBois was fined 25 percent of his monthly paycheck, with the money going to miscellaneous charities and initiatives, including the SWF's Be Supreme anti-bullying campaign.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> DuBois, as expected, was not available for comment. The SWF's policies on soft drugs call for two progressively larger fines for the first and second violation within the year, suspensions on the third and fourth, and dismissal on the fifth. </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>THE RAID IS ON - TCW TALENTS SPOTTED IN NEW YORK</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> With the spring months approaching, there has been a lot of talk about the SWF's "raid" of the competition, that competition being TCW and USPW. And with that said, sources claim to have seen young TCW midcarders (and second-generation stars) </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Edd Stone</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> and </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Jay Chord</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> yesterday morning, looking well-dressed and having coffee with </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Peter Michaels</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> at the Starbucks next to Supreme Towers in New York City. Now it's not unusual to see wrestlers and SWF executives hang out at that Starbucks, but this sighting suggests that the SWF may have flown Stone and Chord over to New York to talk contract. Both Stone and Chord have their contracts expiring within the next 30 days, while </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Joey Minnesota</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">'s is said to expire a few days after. And you saw how pissed off J-Minny was at TCW in that controversial interview of his with our own Dennis Kletsky. Indeed, it will be interesting to see how Stone, Chord, and Minnesota's potential signings affect the locker room dynamic in Supreme, as Chord and Minnesota in particular are known head cases.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Aside from Stone, Chord, and Minnesota, other TCW Talents whose contracts expire this spring include </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Flying Jimmy Foxx</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Koshiro Ino</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, and </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">The New Wave</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, Guide and Scout. It is believed that the SWF may be interested in some of the above-mentioned 30-something TCW Talents as well.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>UPRISING PREMIERE A SUCCESS, BUT VETERAN WRITER NONPLUSSED BY NEW ANNOUNCERS</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Yesterday's </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> premiere, which featured one hour of quasi-reality wrestler search High Stakes' first season, rated a very strong 0.99 on CANN, and we gave the first show an overall grade of 73/B-. All told, it was quite a successful debut, and we're excited to see how the inaugural High Stakes class would fare - you've got actual blue-chippers in Matthew Keith and Spencer Spade, while the presence of Mike Wilmington in the cast may suggest he'll use his political maneuvering to place highly, or even win the first season. Zimmy Bumfhole and Kurt Laramee were also pleasant surprises in the evening's main event, giving the fans an entertaining close to the evening and furthering the ongoing Pain Alliance vs Amazing Bumfholes feud. However, not everyone was impressed with everything on the SWF's revived B-show.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Hit-or-miss pro wrestling writer Dick Feltzer, for one, had this to say:</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><em>"The announcers will always be the sizzle in the steak, and as far as Uprising's cast of clowns is concerned, Duane Fry was a big exception. He was fantastic, disparaging Marv (Earnest) and Sammy (Curran), dissing the faces and cheering the heels while, of course, reminding us that he manages the World Heavyweight Champion, Remo. Unfortunately, I find myself less impressed by Melanie Florence, who is criminally underutilized as a tattooed bad girl from across the pond. Her forte is comedy, so why not focus on that, SWF? And I don't know why, for the life of me, the SWF wasted money on two bush-leaguers like Earnest and Curran. Marv and Sammy were stiff as a corpse, and Curran's dialogue, in particular, was a mess - he couldn't come up with snappy responses to Fry's taunting."</em></span></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Numerous fans have also been posting on our show review comments section, expressing similar disappointment in Uprising's new announcers, especially the two men.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> Though Feltzer has a point, we'll have to see how things develop in the weeks to come. </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Marvin Earnest</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> and </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="color:#4169E1;"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Sammy Curran</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';">, after all, are new to Supreme, so it may be best to give them the benefit of the doubt. And since the SWF looks to be finally signing </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="color:#4169E1;">Eric Tyler</span></span></strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> as Uprising's storyline GM and real-life creative consultant, that may give the two rookie announcers the boost they need in order to call a good show.</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>TAGS:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> SWF, SWF Scoop, Marc DuBois, Edd Stone, Jay Chord, Joey Minnesota, SWF Uprising, Marvin Earnest, Sammy Curran, Eric Tyler</span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>YOU MAY ALSO LIKE:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Joey Minnesota Fined by TCW, Makes Public Apology to PWH</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> Eric and Jerry Eisen Blow Gasket After Uprising Taping, Warn Locker Room About Pain Alliance</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> SWF Managers Dawn and Hannah Renew Contracts</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> "My Push Sucks" - 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Why We Think Lenny Brown is a Sleeper</span></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/Banners%20Etc/tweet_like_share_zps9e029760.png</span><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"><strong>VIEW LATEST COMMENTS:</strong></span></div></div></div></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Trebuchet MS';"> </span></div></div></div></div></div>

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<p>Los Metalheads vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: I am the pain! PAIN!</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: Handicap matches do not favour the numbers in TEW.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: Donnie might as well just lay down and take the pin, Eisen ain't putting this rook over...</em></p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: The failed drug test might hurt his push in the future (key word might), but right now he needs to look strong at least until the chamber match.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley</strong> vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: DQ via Christian Faith, maybe?</em></p><p> </p><p>

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs <strong>The Family of Darkness</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

<em>Comment: My predictions have been heel-heavy so far, but it's been pretty much smooth sailing for Nicky Champion up to this point so a little adversity is needed.</em></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p>

<em>Comment: Two gimmicky teams, but I just don't see two men in animal masks going over. If this was Lucha Libre they'd probably be main eventing, but alas, this is SWF.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Swoop McCarthy</strong> vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)</p><p>

<em>Comment: Swoop has wrestled against drop bears. Screw the popularity gulf, if J-Sense wins I'll be salty.</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

<em>Comment: Unless I'm mistaken, they face The Pain Alliance at Awesome Impact, right?</em></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

<em>Comment: Got to keep the man going to the world title chamber match strong.</em></p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) <strong>Lassana Makutsi (SWERVE?)</strong></p>

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<p><strong>OOC</strong> - Okay, I think I would be able to post Supreme TV/Uprising in a day or two. But before that, let's get to see the fallout of Big Smack Scott's own offer to form himself an anti-Klubb...</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"Of Ring Rats and Pain Alliance Alliances"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>March 11, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

Four Seasons Hotel, Denver, CO</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

8:00 a.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

For many of the guests that couldn't get in the swimming pool until 9:00, this was a major inconvenience. But the wrestling fans among them didn't mind, as I paused to sign some autographs for these slightly inconvenienced guests - the SWF had the Four Seasons' swimming pool reserved until 9, and I was hoping for a quick dip in the pool to kick off the morning before another Supreme TV taping.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Not surprisingly, a lot of the autograph seekers were female.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"So, Nicky, are you sure you aren't dating Alicia Strong anymore?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"No, that's all behind me now. Last thing I want is another beatdown from nine 150-pound teenagers, including Alicia's brother PJ."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Room 708 tonight, Nicky. After Supreme TV. I'll be waiting." With that, the young ring rat gave me her number. "Let me know which bar you'll be at later, if ever."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Any bar where Eric Eisen isn't there," I replied, half-mumbling the name "Eric Eisen."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Excuse me?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Ah, nothing. I'll talk to you later, okay?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"See you around, Hawkeye." I didn't even get the ring rat's name, but she looked barely a minute over 18, and probably was preparing to cut her college - or senior high school - classes so she could have some close encounters of the SWF kind. She was pretty. And being the single man that I was, I was tempted to live the life your average single SWF Superstar lives. But I wasn't thinking about that now. All I wanted was to jump in the pool, and...</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"You gotta be outta your mind, Robbie!" Des Davids was at the edge of the pool, about to exit as he was arguing with Robert Darkness. "Makin' a deal with The Pain Alliance is like makin' a deal with the devil. They just lookin' for sympathy, man!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Yeah, if that's the case, then I'd say The Pain Alliance is the lesser of two evils," replied Robbie as he climbed up the ladder and made an awkward-looking dive into the pool. Des and Robbie were free to talk Pain Alliance as much as they wanted - Scott and Kurt never took advantage of pool privileges at the hotel, as it was long rumored that the Smacker was, honest to goodness, afraid of the water. Not above throwing rookies into the pool like he did to Masked Cougar and Fox Mask (as their nondescript, unmasked selves) a few Tuesdays back, but apparently deathly afraid of getting in the water. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Going back to Des and Robbie, their Pain Alliance discussion was getting a bit heated when I made my own dip into the pool. As it turns out, I was a bit of an icebreaker.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Saw you talkin' to that ring rat over there," said Jimmy Prudence, who was also enjoying a morning swim. "What's her room number?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I'm not telling."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

With that, the engaged-but-still-playing-the-field Jimmy winked at me and wished me the best of luck. Hell, I wasn't even sure if I wanted to enjoy what most every SWF Superstar except Christian Faith and Angry Gilmore - both married and faithful - enjoyed on most Tuesdays. As I told Peter Michaels before, I'm no prude, but I was raised conservative. And Sam Strong's carefully manicured image of Nicky Champion did not involve any booze, public partying, or sorties with women who were not my girlfriend or wife. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Oh, and that thing between Robbie and Des?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You tell him, Nicky," said the former Robbie Retro. "Tell our good friend Desmond that we have nothin' to lose by being chummy with The Pain Alliance!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Bullshit, Robbie!", shouted Des, who seemed genuinely ticked off. "There are two groups whom I avoid hangin' out with - The Klubb and The Pain Alliance. Ain't no lesser evil between those two."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I dunno, Des, maybe Scott and Kurt aren't that bad after all," I said.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Are you shitting me, Nicky? You sayin' that after Scott humiliated you several weeks back, just because you snitched on him, and with good reason?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Those f---ers are going in there with heads full of steam and no regard for their opponents," warned Jimmy. "Kinda makes me wish Peter didn't make The Platinum Blondes relevant these past few weeks." To the surprise of some, The Platinum Blondes were to face The Pain Alliance and The Amazing Bumfholes in a three-way World Tag Team title match at Awesome Impact.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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Jimmy's tag partner Freddy Garcia seemed to be more on Robbie's side. "Scotty and Kurt are just misunderstood. Sure, they're gonna potato us, but they do that to everyone. I personally think they care more about guys like us, you know, midcarders and below, more than The Klubb does. The Klubb only looks out for themselves!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I still say no to that," snorted Des. "We're okay as we are - Nicky and the midcard misfits. We don't need no Pain Alliance backin' us up!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Having said that, Des turned to me, curious to see where I really stood. "I hope you're not like Robbie over there who thinks The Pain Alliance is the answer to our Klubb problems. The answer to our Klubb problems is to do what we always do - don't mind 'em."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I thought for a few moments before giving my reply. "I think I'm gonna sit the fence here. But I just hope there isn't gonna be any bad blood regardless of what we choose. We're united on one thing, and that's the fact that we don't like the---"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

They knew I was about to say "Klubb", but I stopped short of completing my sentence when I noticed Brandon James and Remo, hung over from the post-flight booze-a-thon, getting ready to take a dip.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Say, Des, what do you think about that girl I signed an autograph for?"</span></p>

[Bigjondalegend]

<p>Pain Alliance</p><p>

Remo</p><p>

Eric Eisen</p><p>

Captain Atomic</p><p>

Angry Gilmore Brandon James. N Steve Freshly</p><p>

family of darkness</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Uprising</p><p> </p><p>

24/7 party boys</p><p>

J sense </p><p>

Platinum blondes</p><p>

Des Davis</p><p> </p><p>

Jungle lord</p>

[Hitman74]

<p><strong>Los Metalheads</strong> vs The Pain Alliance ©</p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce)</strong> vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen</strong> (w/Enforcer Allen)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Captain Atomic</strong> vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs <strong>The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs <strong>The Family of Darkness</strong></p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez</strong> (w/Britney Hollywood)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>J-Sense</strong> (w/Britney Hollywood)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole)</strong> vs The Platinum Blondes</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p>

Comment:</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) Des Davids.</p>

[JShmoopy]

<p>SWF Supreme TV</p><p>

Pepsi Center (Colorado, Midwest)</p><p>

March 11, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p>

Los Metalheads vs <strong>The Pain Alliance ©</strong></p><p>

[Non-Title Match]</p><p> </p><p>

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs <strong>Remo © (w/Duane Fry)</strong></p><p>

[Handicap Match]</p><p> </p><p>

Donnie J vs <strong>Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Captain Atomic vs <strong>Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon)</strong></p><p>

</p><p><strong>

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley</strong> vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie)</strong> vs The Family of Darkness</p><p>

[six-Man Tag Match]</p><p> </p><p>

SWF Uprising</p><p>

Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)</p><p>

Thursday, March 13, 2014 (Week 2)</p><p> </p><p>

(High Stakes matches not included in prediction)</p><p> </p><p>

When Animals Attack vs <strong>24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p><strong>

</strong></p><p>

Swoop McCarthy vs <strong>J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood)</strong></p><p> </p><p>

The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) <strong>vs</strong> The Platinum Blondes</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill)</strong> vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon)</p><p> </p><p>

Bonus Question - Who will be confirmed as Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact? (Clue - Not a main eventer, may or may not be part of RIPW roster) <strong>KP Avatar</strong></p>

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Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Pepsi Center (Colorado, Mid-South)

Attendance - 16,008

 

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YOUR Supreme TV Announcers:

Peter "The Dean" Michaels, Jerry Eisen, and Ana Garcia

 

Michaels

- Class is in session, and we are mere days away from the next big test of the school year! This is the Dean, Peter Michaels, and as usual, I've got Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia joining us for another evening of Supreme TV action, here at the Pepsi Center in Denver!

 

J. Eisen

- Five more days till Awesome Impact 2014, and the Commissioner, Barry Bowen, has scheduled two action-packed six-man tag matches for the evening. We've got Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley against Rich Money, Rogue and Paul Huntingdon, followed by The Champions of Honor - Nicky Champion, Valiant and Lobster Warrior - versus Vengeance and The New Darkness Warriors, Johnny and Robbie, er...Robert, also known as the Family of Darkness.

 

A. Garcia

- We've also gotten word that New Jersey state powerlifting champion and 2012 Olympics hopeful Mighty Joe Goodridge...

 

J. Eisen

- ...AVALANCHE!!!!

 

A. Garcia

- ...will be guesting on Roger Cage's talk show, Secrets of the Smooth.

 

Michaels

- Aw, who cares about that when Roger Cage doesn't even counsel the "losers in love" of the SWF Galaxy - all he does is mock and ridicule SWF Superstars, and I am expectin' he'll be doin' the same to the Avalanche, who's said to be vying for an SWF contract. And...also facing Marat Khoklov at Awesome Impact!

 

J. Eisen

- Of course, we've got more for you tonight on Supreme TV, but first, let's hear it from Jack Bruce, who tweeted yesterday that his back "feels almost as good as new", and is hoping to be the SWF's only six-time World Heavyweight Champion at Awesome Impact!

 

Michaels

- Well, there hasn't been any other five-time SWF World champ either, but Awesome Impact at the Alamodome could cement Jack Bruce's place as possibly the greatest modern-day SWF Superstar in history.

 

(PROMO) Bruce Rants About Remo

 

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Jack Bruce starts this week's promo with the usual "IT'S SHOWTIME!!!!", and after working up the crowd with a few references to the party-hearty lifestyle, his recovery from injury, and the fact that marijuana is legal in Colorado, he tones down (or at least tries to) and talks about Awesome Impact 2014.

 

Bruce

- Sunday night's gonna be just like Elton John's Saturday night, SWF Galaxy, because it's gonna be AWWWWWWW-RIIIIIIIGHT for fightin', as I headline yet another pay-per-view spectacular and show all of my constituents...that even at 41, I STILL GOT IT. And that it doesn't hurt me none when somebody calls me out because of my age! Because unlike a certain person out there...I don't cry like a baby and beat down on my own protege just because the shots aren't fallin', the home runs turned into mere base hits, the Leaps of You-Know-What not landin' like they used to! But you, Christian Faith, Supreme Bully, are just part of the problem. There are four other men out there...Marc DuBois, Des Davids, Valiant, and

(in a high-pitched, Southern-tinged voice)

RRRRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRICHARDSON who'll be fightin' for that World Heavyweight Title, and you'll have to remember that Remo is the man that nearly forced me into surgery!

 

Bruce pauses for a few moments to bask in the fans' cheers, as the camera focuses on a sign that reads "I WROTE THE FRY AND REMO FANFIC" held up by a particularly geeky-looking teenage fan.

 

Bruce

- Remo is the man who was the Beatles to my Elvis, the Nirvana to my Motley Crue, the One Direction to my good music. Mucho love for the first four artists I mentioned, though. Remo, I know you're on the biggest roll of your career. I saw what you did to Roger Cage's set and I must say I LOVED IT. Yes, Remo, we know you're strong. But you won't be able to thrash me like you did last month at Nothing to Lose. My back's never felt better, as far as this year is concerned, and if a slowed-down Jack Bruce at 60-70 percent could fight so hard to keep his belt and make your World title win anything but a walk in the park...you can bet that Jack Bruce at 90 percent is better than any of those other men we'll be facing at 100 percent. And you can bet that Jack Bruce at 90 percent is gonna take you out...IN A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!!

 

(PROMO) Faith, Fry and Valiant Argue

 

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Bruce's speech, while over, is followed up by Christian Faith's ring music, as the Supreme Legend arrives from the locker room with a few words for the Cream of the Crop.

 

Faith

- From one symbolism of how misguided the SWF Galaxy is to another decadent individual. Nobody wants to hear about how you, like a cockroach, keep coming back to fight for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Because everybody wants to hear more about which model you screwed, how much drugs you ingested, how many minds you have warped with your vapid, morally questionable brand of hard rock music. You are a walking advertisement for TMZ, Jack, and a sorry excuse for a former champ. Not to mention, a bad role model for the youth of today.

(pauses)

Well, I guess it's fortunate I only have Steve Frehley to worry about in the first match at Awesome Impact...because I have Faith...that I am going to put an end to your immoral crusading, and defeat four other men in the Awesome Impact Chamber, and reclaim my rightful place as the epitome of modern SWF...and the savior of a lost generation.

 

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Next up, we get to hear from Duane Fry, who's with Remo and looking like he has a lot to say about the Awesome Impact Chamber Match...

 

Fry

- POP QUIZ, HOTSHOTS!!! What stands six feet five, weighs anywhere between 280 and 290 pounds, wears a big gold belt 'round his waist, and is the most dominating SWF Superstar in history, a veritable freak of nature and the one, the only, ALPHA DOG of professional wrestling? Why, it's my client...my best friend...and the man who will DESTROY ALL OF YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS BEFORE HE DESTROYS YOU PHYSICALLY IN THE RING...RRRRRRRRRRREMO!!!!!! RRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!!!!!!! Look, Bruce, Faith, I don't give two craps about your little old man pissing contest...but you two are goin' in there at Awesome Impact as DAMAGED GOODS. Jack, your back is bad no matter how you look at it. Christian, you've had knee problems for years now. You've been puttin' Father Time off for too long...and if you consider the questionable talent level of the other three men in the Chamber Match...

 

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Lastly, it's Valiant who joins Bruce, Faith and Fry/Remo in cutting a little pre-Awesome Impact promo...

 

Valiant

- I would beg to disagree.

 

Fry

- Oh, look who's here. It's the man voted Most Boring SWF Superstar by Green Thumbs Anonymous and Philately Illustrated and Dryest Personality in the SWF by Paint-Drying Watchers "R" Us!

 

Valiant

- I would also disagree on that, Duane, but at the end of the day, I know that's not where matches are decided. They're decided in the ring, won by the better man in terms of skill, and at Awesome Impact, won by the man who can hang in there the longest in hopes of winning the title. Now I may not be a flashy rock star like Jack Bruce, I may not have Remo's awesome physical abilities, and I may not have Christian Faith's storied career...but I know I have the skill to win. The skill to hang in there as long as I could. I have everything I need to wear SWF World Heavyweight gold like you do, Remo, and like you used to, Jack and Christian. And I'm going to WIN that title at Awesome Impact the only way I know how to.

(pauses for effect)

With honor.

 

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The four men then get into a bit of a shouting match until Barry Bowen steps out and asks them all to let their actions do the talking on Sunday, instead of taking up people's valuable time and getting in the way of wrestling. He asks the fans if they want to see some wrestling, and when they answer in the affirmative, he asks them again, before leaving Bruce, Faith, Remo/Fry and Valiant with one final request.

 

Bowen

- Now get back to the locker room before I change my mind about your involvement in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, okay?

 

Los Metalheads vs The Pain Alliance ©

[Non-Title Match]

 

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• This match, by the looks of things, is probably the worst-worked match ever shown on Supreme TV since November 2012, when cuppa coffee jobbers Carpenter and Fletcher (Justin Sensitive and Ralph (Raphael) Fletcher) lost to...The Pain Alliance.
  
• It seems like Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee, especially the former, are taking a lot of liberties with Los Metalheads, hitting stiff shots and wrestling quite carelessly. The Smacker makes things worse when he no-sells a perfect vertical suplex from Plata.
  
• By the time the match reaches the fifth minute, it's all over, as Big Smack Scott lands the Ego Trip on Oro for the pin and the win.
  

 

 

WINNERS

- The Pain Alliance in 5:01

 

(ANGLE) The Amazing Bumfholes and The Pain Alliance Brawl

 

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Poor grammar and enunciation aside, Big Smack Scott is enjoying his best push in ages, and so is Kurt Laramee, and both find themselves face-to-face with The Amazing Bumfholes in the locker room after the break. The Smacker lets loose with another mushmouthed "WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN'" tirade against the Bumfs, but fortunately, they've got a comeback...

 

R. Bumfhole

- ...exsqueeze me, baking powder?

 

Z. Bumfhole

- I beg your pardon, Scott, but I forgot my Smacker-to-English dictionary in the car.

 

Big Smack Scott

- YOU LISTNUP GOOD, RODNEY [sic] BUNGHOLE!!!! I HERDJA WANNA BE THE FIRST FYE-TIME WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPINS IN SWF HISTORY...WELL, WEMME TEWWYA SUMPIN'! WE COME FWOM A LEARNED SCHOOL CALLED THE SCOO OF HARD KNOCKS!!!! WE DON'T GET COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS OR APPEAR ON THE COVA OF TYGAH BEE LIKE YOU DO!!! BUT WE USE THIS HIGH EJACASHUN TO BRING PAIN TO THE ESSS-DABYAHHH-EFFFFFF AND DASWHAMAKESHUS THE BEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!! FYE-TIME CHAMPINS MAH ASS!!!

 

Laramee

- What he said!

 

The Amazing Bumfholes turn their backs on The Pain Alliance, but that's a big mistake, as the Smacker and the King of the Streets jump them from behind, triggering a wild brawl that The Platinum Blondes join in. A host of road agents and referees has to break it all up, as the three teams are obviously hating each other big-time ahead of their three-way World Tag Team title match at Awesome Impact.

 

The Awesomeness (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Jack Bruce) vs Remo © (w/Duane Fry)

[2-on-1 Handicap Match]

 

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• Jack Bruce continues mentoring The Awesomeness in this match, as the hard-luck glam rockers hope to pull one off against World Heavyweight champ Remo. Indeed, The Awesomeness starts strong, with a series of quick blows to Remo actually stunning the Alpha Dog.
  
• Though Remo mostly dominates this match, Duane Fry couldn't help but involve himself, but quickly tones down when Jack Bruce threatens to attack him. That distraction also allows Huey Cannonball to go for a Cannonball Run, which Remo kicks out of at two.
  
• Despite that, Remo is hardly fazed, as he hangs on to win this one, with Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust unable to pull off the Shock and Awe. A Destroyer on Stardust wins this in one, two, three.
  

 

 

WINNER

- Remo in 4:45

 

Michaels

- Anyone who has any doubt in Remo being the favorite to win the Awesome Impact Chamber Match should cast 'em aside now. Remo's going to be a tough nut to crack, and he can do it without our former Supreme TV announce colleague Duane Fry's help.

 

J. Eisen

- I'll have to agree with you there, Peter. Remo doesn't need that weasel Duane Fry's help whatsoever!

 

A. Garcia

- One has to worry, though, about The Awesomeness and their continued streak of bad luck here in the SWF. We can see Jack Bruce doing the right things...

 

Michaels

- ...but they'll probably need to take all this more seriously. Nothing against The Awesomeness. They've got a whole lot of talent...but they're a bit lacking in focus.

 

(ANGLE) Bruce Psyches Up The Awesomeness

 

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The Awesomeness (0-8 for the year, losers of 17 straight matches since late 2013) are accompanied back to the locker room by Jack Bruce, and Dawn the Cheerleader, who's also with them, expresses some skepticism regarding Bruce's motivational tactics. But he remains unperturbed, as he asks Dawn to give him time, and asks that he speak to Huey and Jeff for a few moments.

 

Stardust

- This is a total bummer, man!

 

Cannonball

- I thought the SWF would be a gas, man, but look at what's been happenin'! We lost to The Sex Maniacs!

 

Stardust

- Those Autotune-lovin' Partay Dudez!

 

Cannonball

- And the two of us got creamed by one man. REMO.

 

Bruce

- So you guys have been on a losin' streak for almost half a year now. You've been tryin', and failin', and no matter what you do, you can't get anywhere in the tag team division, well,not since you had that shot against The Platinum Blondes in spring 2013. You know what, Awesomeness? I'm not happy about that. But if I may quote Bon Scott once again...it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll!

 

Stardust

- But we wanna get somewhere!

 

Cannonball

- Quiet, Jeff! Jack's makin' a good point here...

 

Bruce

- Before Beatlemania, it was John, Paul, George, and PETE. They gigged night after night in Hamburg, with no rest, crappy pay, and fat and ugly groupies, just to hone their craft and come back to Britain better than all the rest.

 

Stardust

- Fat and ugly groupies?

 

Bruce

- Well...I think so! But anyway, you'll have to keep in mind...that Elvis Presley once drove trucks for a living. My point is this, Awesomeness. Before you reach the Toppermost of the Poppermost...you gotta pay your dues! Learn from those mistakes and never stop believin' in yourselves. Shock and Awe 'em as well as you could, and who knows...maybe you'd soon be good enough to strip those tag titles off of The Pain Alliance. Or The Amazing Bumfholes. Or The Platinum Blondes. Can Big Smack Scott, Kurt Laramee, or Randy and Zimmy Bumfhole, or Freddy and Jamie Lee, carry a tune? Play a mean guitar or pull off some wicked drum rolls? I don't think so! It ain't the end of the world, Awesomeness. I myself had to wait a while before I became the Cream of the Crop in the ring and onstage.

 

Stardust

- You really think so, Jack?

 

Cannonball

- Of course he thinks so! That's why I say you better let me write some of those lyrics...while you let me take 'em down with the Cannonball Run while you go for that Stage Dive.

 

Stardust

- Shock and Awe!

 

Cannonball

- SHOCK AND AWE!

 

Bruce and The Awesomeness

- SHOCK AND AWE!!!!

 

Bruce

- That's the spirit, boys!

(flashes the horns-up sign)

 

Donnie J vs Eric Eisen (w/Enforcer Allen)

 

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• Donnie J gets a much more colorful entrance now, complete with his name in neon letters, actual clips of him surfing, and a high-speed entrance where Donnie hits the ring holding a surfboard! He even gets off to a hot start against Eric Eisen, escaping a headlock, dropping him with a snap mare, and following up with a quick and effective dropkick.
  
• With Enforcer Allen acting as an able cornerman, the big guy is able to stop a top-rope moonsault attenpt by shaking the ropes. That helps Eisen control things from the 3:00 to 5:30 mark.
  
• Donnie avoids the Supremacy at 5:35, and that allows him to briefly regain control...until he spots Enforcer Allen trying to mess with his surfboard! Shane Stones promptly sends Allen backstage for his troubles.
  
• The distraction, nonetheless, helps Eisen land the Silver Spoon Shock, and after posing a bit and getting booed for it, Eisen's attempt at a pin is broken up...
  

 

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• ...it's Des Davids, and he's furious following what looks to be a serious injury for American Machine at Uprising! The crowd cheers him on as he lands a QB Sack on Eisen, and while that gets Donnie J DQ'd, the crowd is loving it nonetheless as Davids lays a furious beatdown on the arrogant Supremacist.
  

 

 

WINNER

- E. Eisen in 7:28 via DQ

 

J. Eisen

- BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Serves you right, Eric!

(laughs Eric Eisen-style, just like a hyena)

That was all that Eric was talking about at last weekend's family gathering. How he sidelined American Machine at Uprising in what could be an even worse injury than the one he inflicted on Valiant last fall!

 

A. Garcia

- Your brother has serious psychological issues, Jerry.

 

J. Eisen

- He doesn't wanna admit it, but he's been craving the World Heavyweight title ever since he lost it more than three years ago. And he believes that if he hadn't been injured back in '08, he'd be mentioned in the same breath as Jack Bruce, Christian Faith, and all the greats!

 

Michaels

- Well, injuring other people in a similar way to your old injury isn't gonna help y'all get back to the top.

 

(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews Lobby, Lobby Rants About R. Darkness

 

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It looks like Melanie Florence will be working as backstage interviewer on both Supreme TV and the Uprising segment of, well...Uprising. She is backstage with Lobster Warrior, who doesn't seem bothered by the fact that Lobby vs Robbie (Darkness) for the SWF United States Title has just been moved to the pre-show of Awesome Impact.

 

Lobby

(while pacing back and forth)

- When you deserted Lobby and Robbie, I thought all you needed was a little time to think it over. I thought you just needed to take a breather, go to the surface and get some air. But why didn't you tell me you were tired of losing? Why didn't you talk to me first? Why'd you have to fall under the influence of that dastardly do-badding Vengeance?

 

Florence

- Dastardly do-badding? Brilliant term, I'd say. But is it even in the diction'ry?

 

Lobby

- It doesn't matter, Mel, because Lobster Warrior may be friend and hero to the little Lobbies of the SWF. He may give pincers to little kids and douse himself with glasses of water after winning. But lemme say this, Robert Darkness. You've tried to get the best of me, mentally and physically, but come Awesome Impact, it doesn't matter if we're gonna be in the pre-show, main show, or no show at all. I never wanted to fight you, but since you want to, and since you want a shot at the Underwater States Title, you leave me no choice but to make it SNAPPEH on your disco-loving patootie.

(snaps his gimmicked pincers, then offers them to Florence)

Want one, Melanie? I've got plenty more where that came from.

 

Florence

- Oh, a charming lobster man, you are!

(giggles)

Back to you, Peter, Jerry and Ana!

 

(ANGLE) Gilmore, James and Frehley Argue

 

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Brandon James is in the locker room after a commercial break, and he immediately approaches Angry Gilmore and Steve Frehley, acknowledging that he's had problems with each man in the past and apologizing to both of them.

 

Frehley

- Apology accepted, man, but first things first. We gotta stay focused against those fools in the Money-Chase Organization.

 

James

- For five years, man, that woman Emma Chase worked me like a freakin' dog. She chewed me up...only to spit me out when things weren't goin' her way.

 

Gilmore

- And it took you five years. Five years and one Rich Money for a fool like you to realize that Ms. Chase is nothin' but bad news. Now you think you can go out there at Awesome Impact and face Rich Money for the SWF Title, leavin' me holdin' the bag with nothin' to do on Sunday night? Well, if you do win over Rich Money, and I don't see much of a chance of your doin' so, I AM GONNA PUT THE FEAR OF GILMORE...

 

Frehley, never the most calm person in most situations, is ironically the one to break things up between Gilmore and James, and he reminds them of why they're teaming up tonight - mutual enemies in the form of the Money-Chase Organization. He also reminds Gilmore and James that he's Mr. Nothing to Lose, Silver Edition, and can cash in on any one of them if he feels like it. Still, the three have to focus on first things first, work as a team, and show the Money-Chase Organization that they, in Frehley's words, "AIN'T S---!!!"

 

(TALK SHOW) Cage Interviews Avalanche

 

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After the brief, tense segment featuring Angry Gilmore, Brandon James, and Steve Frehley, we now move to Roger Cage and his rebuilt Secrets of the Smooth set, which now has signs reading "100% REMO-PROOF" all over it. He apologizes for choosing the wrong guests last week, but he says the "losers...in love" will really learn something from tonight's next guest, Marat Khoklov's opponent at Awesome Impact, (kayfabe) powerlifter Mighty Joe Goodridge, or "AVALANCHE!!!" as he calls himself.

 

Cage

- My guest for tonight is a man who will be guesting on this Sunday's big PPV spectacular Awesome Impact as America's big hope against the feared Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov. You've heard the expression, before, right? "Hey, buddy! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!" Well, this man comes with a LOT of size, and in the world of powerlifting, that size sure came in handy. Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce to you, New Jersey state powerlifting champion and potential SWF Superstar...MIGHTY JOE YOUNG!!!!!

 

Avalanche

- Excuse me, Sir, but I think you got the name wrong. My name is "Mighty" Joe Goodridge.

 

Cage

- Oh, sorry about that! Y'know I was a big fan of the movie Mighty Joe Young back when I was a fat, zit-faced junior high student who kept strkin' out with the girls. So that's Mighty Joe Goodyear, right? Just like the blimp?

(pauses)

Ah, forget it. I think I'm just gonna call you Joe.

 

Avalanche

- Joe's fine, but where I come from, people call me AVALANCHE!!!!

 

Cage

- Cool! Then Frankie Avalanche it is.

(singing)

Venus, oh, VEEEEEEEE-NUS!!!!! You'll have to pardon my singing, big guy, because you know damn well that singing is not my forte. My forte...is helpin' LOSERS...in love find themselves a woman who's gonna love 'em long time. And I brought you out here for a reason. That reason...is to prove a point to all of you out there, all of my callers on the 1-900-FRNDZNE hotline, all you IWC denizens livin' in Mom and Dad's basement or in the back seat of your car because your girlfriend couldn't take the fact that you love wrestling more than you love sex.

 

The crowd boos Cage as he continues where he left off before the Remo/Duane Fry guest spot - making fun of guests.

 

Cage

- This man, quite fittingly, is Exhibit A. He is living proof...that you don't have to be a jock to get girls to like you. In fact, Avalanche already IS a jock, yet somehow he's single! Single since birth! There's no woman alive who's gonna compete with pizza and burgers for this man's attention! This man has never been touched, never been kissed, never been LAID...but believe it or not, he doesn't need Foreigner - and I don't mean Marat Khoklov - to help him know what love is. He is, in fact, polyamorous. Monday, he's got a date with a family-size pizza from Papa John's. Tuesday, the wings are the thing, and he doesn't even need to go to Buffalo. Wednesday, he'll be hangin' out with Rihanna...or should I say, one of her songs! That's right, SWF Galaxy, he'll be havin' birthday cake when it ain't even his birthday. Thursday...

 

Avalanche

- Look here, pal, you wouldn't want it when the SWF gives me a contract! On Sunday, I'mma go out there and win one for my country, and add another loss to the record of Rich Money's new organization by pinnin' the Russian Superbeast, Marat Khoklov. So you better treat me with a little dignity here...

 

Cage

- ...said every other plus-size man who can't even see his little junior. But I can help you out, Fat Albertlanche. That's what my premium hotline, 1-900...

 

Goodridge, having had enough of Cage's ridiculing, lifts him up in the air, causing the pretend PUA to beg and scream for mercy, and promise that he won't make fun of him. After about 30 seconds, Goodridge finally puts Cage down.

 

Cage

(sounding forced)

- USA! USA! That was our great big hope against Marat Khoklov, Mighty Joe "Avalanche" Goodridge. Ain't he AWESOME? Betcha he can score with all kinds of girls!

 

Avalanche

- I could if I wanted to, Roger. NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MARAT KHOKLOV! You come back here to our country thinkin' you can dominate every wrestler who steps into the ring with you? How 'bout trying THIS powerlifter for size!

(to Cage)

As for you, lover boy...I've met types like you. All talk, no action. Here's hopin' the SWF doesn't renew your talk show contract!

 

Captain Atomic vs Marc DuBois (w/Louise Cannon and Joe Sexy)

 

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• Though Captain Atomic's lost a few as of late, he's looked good in this losses, and even with Marc DuBois as one of six men in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title, the announcers are expecting the "Maniac" to lose to North American Title contender Captain Atomic.
  
• Squeeky McClean, for the first few minutes, behaves himself as he sits in with the announce team, talking about how both men in the ring are among the impurest he's ever encountered in the SWF locker room, but not distracting anyone.
  
• Neither man seems to have a clear advantage for the first five minutes - everything's open until DuBois' manager/"shared girlfriend" Louise Cannon sticks her tongue out at Atomic - it's a silly distraction, but it helps DuBois capitalize with a suplex throw on Atomic and control the next three minutes.
  
• DuBois has a chance to win it at 7:50 as he's got Atomic in the Fruitcake for Everybody, but Atomic somehow powers out of the move, and hits a desperation Radiation Blast as he tries to will himself back into the match! This prompts McClean to stand up and go for his own brand of distraction.
  
• At 9:00, Atomic is now back in the flow of things, and he regains control with a powerful clothesline on DuBois, then a flying elbow on an interfering Sexy, and a hard push to McClean as he climbs the apron!
  
• Though DuBois breaks up Atomic's run at 10:10 with a kick to the gut, that's not enough to fully break the momentum, as Atomic goes for a Mushroom Cloud setup at 11:50. Unfortunately, McClean stands up from the announce table again, and as Atomic tries to go after Squeeky, DuBois takes advantage and goes for the Nutcracker Suite! Atomic's down for the count as he loses yet another match with Jungle Lord still mysteriously missing from the locker room...
  

 

 

WINNER

- DuBois in 12:08

 

Michaels

- Tainted victory for Marc DuBois.

 

J. Eisen

- And he's done it all, with he and his UnStable staying at least five feet away from our announce table. Still, that assist from Squeeky McClean was uncalled for, and I'm hoping Captain Atomic does away with that straight-edge phony at Awesome Impact!

 

A. Garcia

- He'll have to do it without his friend and former teammate Jungle Lord who was last seen losing to DuBois, ironically, in an Awesome Impact Chamber Match qualifier. A few minutes after, Jungle Lord tweeted the simple words "Jungle Lord rest"...

 

Michaels

- Jungle Lord uses Twitter?

 

A. Garcia

- You bet he does! But going back, it looks like he's trying to take some time off and regroup, though it's not sure if he'll be back to support Captain Atomic at Awesome Impact, as he hopes to win the North American Title from Squeeky McClean.

 

(ANGLE) Money Psyches Up The Profit Margin

 

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Maybe "berate" is a better term than "psyche up", but Rich Money does have a "way" with people whom he perceives as underachievers...people like Ms. Emma Chase's favorite clients (once she got fed up with Brandon James), The Profit Margin, Rogue and Paul Huntingdon.

 

Money

- ...last week, Paul, you folded in six minutes against Steve Frehley. And Rogue, I have to remind you over and over that it was YOU who cost us that match against Gilmore and James. You looked PATHETIC out there against a man who was a bigger disappointment to Emma than the two of you are to me.

 

Rogue

- It was the referee's fault, boss! That wanker Darren Smith's been overcompensatin' since he helped you against Angry Gilmore at When Hell Freezes Over.

 

Money

- If you make another insinuation like that, Rogue, I will not hesitate to maximize my return on investment by cutting my losses! All your excuses, you two, have been UNACCEPTABLE, and I will expect nothing but your best, most Money performances tonight against Gilmore, James, and Frehley.

(to Huntingdon)

Paul, you're a posh aristocrat who doesn't look credible trying to imitate Rogue's blue-collar style. Do what you used to do out there.

 

Huntingdon

- But if I fight like a peasant, then I've got a better chance of beating peasants like Frehley. You know, when in Rome...

 

Money

- ...do what the Romans do. Right. But when under Money, you do what the Moneyman tells you to do, and I am telling you, Paul, to stop copying others and be yourself out there! And Rogue, Crashing On, by hook or by crook. Rich Money always gets what he wants. Same principle. But you've got to mean it whenever you say it. And it doesn't matter if it'll be Gilmore, James, or Frehley you'll be up against.

 

Rogue

- Bloody right about that, boss...

 

Money

- I am a very patient man. But you two are really trying me. Just be Money this one time, and who knows...maybe I can give you a little extra for a job well done. But you gotta fight like MEN, not like BOYS. This isn't The Chase Agency, and your new Chairman isn't one to baby you like your CEO does. Got that?

 

The Profit Margin

- Yes, boss.

 

(PROMO) Champion Rants About Vengeance

 

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Nicky Champion is in the ring after the Rich Money "psyche up" segment, and he's here to address Vengeance and his Family of Darkness as the hype continues for the Casket Match at Awesome Impact, where Champion's blue briefcase will be at stake.

 

Champion

- So I gather Vengeance has been doing a lot of reading in his free time, particularly the showbiz pages! Ooh yes, Vengeance, even a dark, sinister vigilante like you has got to let his hair - what hair? - down for a bit and check the latest showbiz gossip! Gossip about Nicky Champion and this girl he used to be dating...a girl who gave Nicky Champion his FIRST BIG BREAK in the world of MTV! Yes, I know, you know, and everybody in the SWF Galaxy knows, that me and Ms. Strong, we used ta' have a thing goin' on, but in the grand scheme of things, that doesn't matter! What matters is Lobster Warrior puttin' on a pre-show worthy of a main event and DISCO-mbobulating Robert Darkness back to Studio 54! What matters is Valiant giving it his all in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, and hopefully giving his semi-eponymous Champions of Honor the World Title! And what matters is Nicky Champion puttin' Mr. Repent-for-Your-Sins-Or-I'll-Chokeslam-You-Into-Kingdom-Come in his place at Awesome Impact with a Hawkeye Hammer and a push into the casket and THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!! UGH! UGH! UGH!

 

Champion does a bit of his Native American war dance in the ring, and gets a huge cheer from the crowd at the Pepsi Center.

 

Champion

- Good thing not all of you are takin' advantage of the new laws in this state, because I can see a lot of Nicky Champion guys and girls who believe that Nicky Champion can remain Mr. Nothing to Lose for the World Heavyweight Title and give Vengeance his very first Casket Match loss. But Nicky Champion has to wonder what Vengeance has planned with this blue briefcase should he win. You gotta remember...the original crazy man of Supreme doesn't care about titles anymore! But I don't think it's gonna matter! I think Vengeance, deep inside, is scared of what fate could befall him at Awesome Impact! He may not have sin in his heart, as he claims, but man, Vengeance has got a lot of FEAR in it.

(addressing Vengeance again)

Never lost a Casket Match, huh? Well, there's gotta be a first time for everything! And once I'm through poppin' your Casket Match cherry, so to say, Nicky Champion is gonna wait for the right moment. Nicky Champion is gonna cash in that contract against the right man, at the right time. And when I do, Nicky Champion is going to do what no free agent signing has done before...and that is WIN THE SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE IN HIS FIRST YEAR IN THE COMPANY...AND BECOME MORE!!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!!

 

(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews Atomic, Atomic Rants About McClean

 

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This second backstage interview for the evening features none other than Captain Atomic, who shocks interviewer Melanie Florence by sounding very calm and composed, with an exaggerated baritone, as he talks about his loss to Marc DuBois earlier in the evening. He also says that he only hopes for the best for Jungle Lord, and tells Florence that there is no truth to the rumor that he has checked into an alcohol rehabilitation center. "After all, Ms. Florence," says the non-radioactive Atomic, "there are no bars in the jungles of Borneo."

 

Atomic, however, "gets radioactive" when Florence brings up Squeeky McClean and how his interference cost Atomic the earlier match against DuBois. Sure enough, he bursts into a nonsensical rage as he talks about the "combustion of all the neutrons and protons and electrons" and how all that radioactive energy will guide him to victory at Awesome Impact. He even scares Florence a bit by suddenly letting out one loud "YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" and punching one of the lockers. After a generous dosage of psychobabble that has Florence confused and scratching her head, Atomic closes out with his usual catchphrase and says that he "smokes radiation, drinks plutonium, and gets high on radioactivity." Of course, that's punctuated with another ear-piercing yawp as he shakes his body violently and comes close to doing the same to Florence, who looks simultaneously daunted and amused by the Jim Force-inspired (yet more incoherent) comic book hero.

 

Michaels

- Say what you want about Captain Atomic. Call him a chip off the old Forcechlorian block, disparage his spiels as nonsense, but the young man can wrestle. I say Squeeky McClean's gonna be in for a real challenge at Awesome Impact.

 

J. Eisen

- And, if I may add, it's an insult that Squeeky McClean has held on to the North American belt for so long. He's used every excuse in the book - no one's pure enough, this wrestler drinks like a fish, that wrestler parties too hard. He has cherry-picked his way to a nine-month reign, and when forced to choose, no pun intended, he decided to go with Captain Atomic for his opponent at Awesome Impact. That belt won't be 'round Squeeky's waist for much longer.

 

Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley vs The Money-Chase Organization (w/Emma Chase)

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

 

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• It is stressed repeatedly in this match that the only thing that Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley share in common is hatred for one or more members of The Money-Chase Organization, and with their kayfabe distrust of each other in mind, it takes some time for them to get untracked. Gilmore, in particular, looks upset when Rogue flawlessly lands a neckbreaker on James at 2:30.
  
• Frehley, who's tagged in at 3:10, makes a difference for his team when he ducks a Rich Money clothesline to hit one of his own. Meanwhile, Emma Chase is at ringside, asking Money to give Huntingdon a chance in the ring.
  
• Huntingdon gets that chance at 4:30, and draws some boos after Russian legsweep-ing Gilmore and curtsying to celebrate the move. He ends up paying for that as he gets Samoan Dropped by Gilmore soon thereafter.
  
• The disappointing Huntingdon, whom Chase remains supportive of, doesn't do much good for his team, but Rogue does, capitalizing on Money's attempt to illegally enter the ring and Ric Young's subsequent distraction. Chase grabs Frehley's Nothing to Lose briefcase and hands it to Rogue, who then uses it to brain the Dark Destroyer with it.
  
• Thanks to that move, Frehley is isolated from the ninth to twelfth minutes, and even beaten down outside by Huntingdon and Rogue. He eventually ends the brutality by countering a High Society and turning it into the Frehley's Comet! Money looks even more disgusted with Huntingdon as both men now try to make the hot tag...
  
• The hot tag comes as James and Money give the Denver fans a preview of what they can expect at Awesome Impact - James looking sharper than ever as the reinvented Big Cat, and Money as versatile as ever. After repeatedly shoulderblocking Money against the turnbuckle, he serves up a spinebuster to an interfering Rogue, then a Brandon Bomb Drop on Huntingdon. He's totally on fire now (with the crowd rather unreceptive), and is about to tag Gilmore or Frehley in, when...
  

 

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Have Faith in THIS!

 

• ...he sees that Christian Faith has ran in and attacked Frehley outside the ring! James tries to tag Gilmore in so he can try to stop the beatdown, but Money is able to recover and go for a German suplex on James! This sends Gilmore in illegally, and pretty soon, Young has enough of it and calls for a no-contest with all six men save Frehley in the ring.
  

 

 

WINNERS

- Nobody. Match ruled a no-contest at 15:35.

 

Michaels

- Nobody likes seein' a draw, especially if it's a match like this one. But Christian Faith changed the entire complexion of this match in an instant, once again targeting Steve Frehley and showing us that all that class in him went out the window together with his fan base.

 

A. Garcia

- Christian Faith didn't care about the outcome of that match, Peter. All he wanted was another chance to attack Steve Frehley, and send him one powerful message ahead of Awesome Impact - I still got it alright!

 

J. Eisen

- Two matches in one evening - this is vintage Iron Man Faith we could be looking at this Sunday. Such willpower and desire is commendable. But to act the way he's been acting as of late is completely DISGUSTING, and I hope and pray that he's gonna lose both of those matches - his match against Frehley and the Awesome Impact Chamber Match.

 

(ANGLE) Donnie J and When Animals Attack Save Frehley from Beatdown

 

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With Money, Rogue and Huntingdon all exiting the ring, looking and feeling dazed, Gilmore and James try to stop Faith from his assault, but both get attacked by Faith - Gilmore with a powerbomb and James with a Faith Hammer. This leaves him to continue going berserk on the Dark Destroyer...

 

Michaels

(as Faith flings Frehley against the steel steps)

- MAH GAWD! We need more people out there...MORE PEOPLE! The referees are having a hard time as it is breaking up the donnybrook in the ring, and now you've got Christian Faith mercilessly attacking Frehley outside of it!

 

Faith then urges the fans to count along as he prepares to land some Machine Gun Faith Hammers on Frehley...

 

J. Eisen

- No, Christian. They're not gonna count along.

 

A. Garcia

- So he's gonna do the counting himself. One...two...three...somebody, anybody, where's the cavalry when you need 'em?

 

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Michaels

- And there they come! There's Donnie J...and he's got Fox Mask and Masked Cougar with him. These are the very same men Christian Faith was calling out for disrespect over the past couple of weeks!

 

J. Eisen

- The three rookies are trying to pull Faith off of Frehley...can they do it?

 

A. Garcia

- Christian Faith just shook off Donnie J, but look at Masked Cougar! He's climbing the top rope, and that looked to be his finishing move, the Cougar Pounce, knocking the Supreme Legend off his feet!

 

Michaels

- About time that happened!

(pauses as the fans boo Faith, who indignantly makes his way back to the locker room)

Christian Faith deserves every one of those boos.

 

Gilmore and James are alert once again, and they end this segment by joining the three rookies in helping Frehley back to the locker room. Yes, it does look like the Gilmore/James/Frehley union is in good terms with each other, but for how much longer?

 

The Champions of Honor (w/Hannah and Jessie) vs The Family of Darkness

[six-Man Tag Team Match]

 

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• The sight of Christian Faith finding his old form in the worst way possible (decimating the Gilmore/James/Frehley team after the earlier no-contest, with Steve Frehley getting the worst of the beating) is still fresh in the minds of the announcers, who seem a bit listless as they call the start of the match. Such a pity, because Lobster Warrior has started out well, DDT'ing John Darkness perfectly and tagging Valiant in for a splash.
  
• As it becomes official that Frehley will be alright for Sunday, the mood lightens up, but that turns out to be short-lived, as Vengeance seizes control for the heels with a gutbuster on Lobby at 4:00. Vengeance then tags Robert Darkness in, who promptly assaults Lobby with a series of kicks, then an elbowdrop.
  
• Nicky Champion gets tagged in after Lobby short-arm clotheslines Robert D. off a countered suplex attempt, and proceeds to make quick work of the onetime disco stud. Robert D. then tags Johnny D. in and it's more of the same for a man who's largely considered The Family of Darkness' weak link.
  
• With Vengeance and Champion doing most of the work for their teams, it's all even until the tenth minute, as that's when Vengeance drops Valiant with the Skull Krusher. Valiant kicks out, but he soon gets isolated by The New Darkness Warriors.
  
• Valiant gets many opportunities for a hot tag, but it's only at 13:50 when he's able to counter a move - the Darkness Buster from Robert D. - and reply with one of his own power moves, a discus clothesline not unlike Robert's End of Discussion/Disco Ball.
  
• As expected, it's Nicky Champion and Vengeance who are recipients of the hot tag at 15:10, and they effectively tease their upcoming Casket Match by exchanging some of their best moves, including a nasty sidewalk slam from Champion to Vengeance, followed by a fallaway slam on the larger Father of Sin. The crowd is loving this, as Champion sends Lobby into the match for the first time in 7-8 minutes.
  
• With Lobby in the ring, he finds his Lobster Trap slipped out of by Robert Darkness, who quickly tags John Darkness in. Though John does briefly stun Lobby with a dropkick, his attempt at a Crash Diet is blocked, as Lobby goes for the Shell Fish Shock! He then tags Valiant in for a V-Split to seal the deal. The crowd's now on their feet as they, at least, can go home happy following the go-home show.
  

 

 

 

WINNERS

- The Champions of Honor in 18:35

 

Michaels

- No, we didn't see Nicky Champion pin Vengeance or vice versa, but we saw a FANTASTIC preview of what The Champions of Honor can achieve individually at Awesome Impact.

 

J. Eisen

- Valiant's looking more like a contender than a pretender at the Awesome Impact Chamber Match, even as he had that rough stretch earlier, Lobster Warrior seems poised to keep his US Title against Robert Darkness, while Nicky Champion showed us the moves that made him such a big deal as the competition's biggest star!

 

A. Garcia

- Earlier, Nicky Champion talked about how Vengeance may actually be afraid of him. Don't know how true it is, but Vengeance WAS a bit tentative out there.

 

Michaels

- That said, I feel more confident now that Nicky can hold on to his blue briefcase. Anyway, that's all the time we have for this evening.

 

J. Eisen

- Make sure to join us on Sunday at Awesome Impact, which will be held at the Alamodome in San Antonio! Those in the area can buy their tickets as soon as they wake up tomorrow morning, while everyone else should give their cable providers a quick call while they could...you wouldn't want to miss Awesome Impact 2014!

 

Michaels

- For Jerry Eisen and Ana Garcia, this has been the Dean, Peter Michaels. Goodnight, SWF Galaxy!

 

SWF Supreme TV Overall Grade -

85/B+

TCW Total Wrestling Overall Grade -

80/B

Increased Popularity in 8 Regions

SWF Supreme TV Rating - 13.91 (NEW RECORD)

 

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[kieranforthewin]

Hey sorry I haven't really said note on this but I haven't being on here for a while and my return was awesome because I saw this and had a nice read <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I shall try to predict and stuffs. I really hope you push Valiant a lot. If I remember earlier he got like an A with Rich Money. Imagine that with storyline heat and a more popular Valiant <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Hey sorry I haven't really said note on this but I haven't being on here for a while and my return was awesome because I saw this and had a nice read <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I shall try to predict and stuffs. I really hope you push Valiant a lot. If I remember earlier he got like an A with Rich Money. Imagine that with storyline heat and a more popular Valiant <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Great to see you back! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Right now, Valiant's sort-of floating, helping Nicky Champion out in his feud with Vengeance and quietly going about his business as a potential sleeper in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match for the World title. He's already among the main eventers, though, so that's a start.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;">SWF Uprising</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Great Plains Coliseum (Oklahoma, Mid-South)</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><span style="font-size:12px;"> Thursday, March 13, 2014</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>UPRISING ANNOUNCE TEAM:</strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Duane Fry, Marvin Earnest, and Samuel Curran (Melanie Florence, Earnest, and Curran for High Stakes matches)</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">HIGH STAKES:</span></strong></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div style="text-align:center;"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIDEO) Supreme Rewind - Faith Beats Down on Frehley (81/B)</span></strong></div></div></div><div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Before Uprising kicks off, we get to see clips from the last Supreme TV, including Christian Faith's interference in the six-man tag match featuring Angry Gilmore, Brandon James and Steve Frehley versus The Money-Chase Organization. Faith jumps Frehley, who's standing outside of the ring, and viciously attacks him at the very same time the match itself is going out of control, with the other five men in the ring and Ric Young calling for a double-DQ. We see Faith pulling out all the stops, attacking Gilmore and James and smashing Frehley against the steel steps, among other vicious actions, before rookies Donnie J and When Animals Attack run in to save Frehley. All told, this is vintage Faith, but it does appear that he's never been as vicious as he was last Tuesday.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Frehley Psyches Up Brown (77/B-)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c5509867-cc56-40cd-8ddc-7d499b0129f1_zps52ba1908.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Steve Frehley appears to be limping a bit as he approaches Lenny Brown to brief him for his upcoming match against Skye Sunlight. Brown, being the cocky heel that he is, says that Christian Faith delivered a "pretty awesome beatdown" on Frehley on the last Supreme TV, but Frehley tells him to drop it and not go there. He tries advising Brown on how to deal with a high-flyer like Skye Sunlight, but everything appears to be going through one ear and out the other for the arrogant young rook. Brown repeatedly says "I'm on it, Steve!", wanting to get it over with and hit the ring.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Brown and Spade Flirt with Florence (34/E+)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Lenny Brown quickly and rudely shakes mentor Steve Frehley off, deciding he's got better things to do than listen to "that overrated former World Champion." And by better things that means joining good friend Spencer Spade as the two continue flirting with High Stakes host Melanie Florence. Spade and Brown say that they may not have tattoos and colorful hair like Mel's "favorite rookie" Skye Sunlight, but they wrestle better, they look better, and they have much better hygiene than the reel- and real-life psychedelic rock musician. Brown offers that Florence seems to be the type who prefers bad boys - to that, he says that people call him "Bad, Bad Lenny Brown." Florence remains unimpressed and brushes the two rookies off, saying she has to head to the announce table.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Skye Sunlight (w/The Awesomeness) vs Lenny Brown (w/Steve Frehley) (51/D)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cdf90b4c-1905-4cd4-aefc-c49e5952cb35_zps94c7843e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In an extremely short match, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>Skye Sunlight defeated Lenny Brown</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 3:54 by pinfall with a Skye Diver.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - He may not look like your conventional SWF Superstar, but Skye Sunlight seems to be going places.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Looks like someone's happy about this win!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(ignoring Earnest and Curran's teasing)</em></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hopefully that win will shut Lenny Brown up for good. Kid's a mighty talented wrestler, and one of the better products of Supreme University, but he talks too much for his own good.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Lenny Brown is gonna have to take things seriously and listen to his mentor if he wants to go far in this competition.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Eric Eisen and Matt Keith Argue (69/C+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Backstage, we see Matthew Keith seemingly getting along well with his fellow rookies. He congratulates Skye Sunlight on his earlier win and tells Mike Wilmington that he's got a lot more chances to make his grandpa Micky Starr proud, so he shouldn't worry much about last week's loss. Unfortunately, he doesn't get to speak much longer, as mentor Eric Eisen angrily drags him out of the catering area.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What kinda monkey business is that, huh, Matthew? You tryin' to make friends and be another baby-kissin', milk-drinkin' paragon of virtue? You've got a lot to learn, KID, and one thing you gotta learn is this. If you wanna win High Stakes, you don't wanna make friends with any of those losers.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>M. Keith</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Look, Eric, I'm just trying to be myself here...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Be yourself and you're gonna be the first rookie sent home. Now I can see that you're a bit on the hard-headed side. Last week, I told you to show that Proton Lock off to the other mentors by puttin' one of 'em in it. You responded by givin' me lip. I'm gonna make this short and sweet, Matthew. If you don't listen to me, you aren't going anywhere but home to your daddy, who, for your information, lost a couple times to me back when I was movin' up the ranks. Tonight, you've got Findlay O'Farraday. He's big, he's strong, and he's not gonna submit to a junior varsity Proton Lock. That's why I wanted you to show it off to Frehley and the others...so they themselves can tell you that they agree with me - it needs a lotta work.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>M. Keith</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What do you want me to do then?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Anything but that goddamned Proton Lock. Don't embarrass your dad any further, okay? Listen to me and you'll be just like me if and when you make it to the main roster - you'll NEVER lose.</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) DuBois Rants About Spade (46/D)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/a9005e95-a4f1-4e74-87d6-d00ce9d0b3e6_zpsefc26770.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Among the nine mentors, it looks like Marc DuBois is doing the least mentoring here. He isn't even with rookie Spencer Spade as he cuts this particularly bizarre promo.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>DuBois</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I get it, Spence. Your YouTube videos were the stuff of the dirt rags three, four years ago...the SWF wants to make you a star. BUT THAT'S THE EXACT SAME THING THEY TOLD ME...lie on the mat, count the lights night after night, and pretty soon you'll be mentioned in the same breath as Faith and Bruce...or even Sam Strong and Rip Chord. Eight years later and I'm still fightin' for respect...a bit player in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match. So you won last week, Spencer. BIG DEAL! Eight years later, man, they'll be throwin' you all sorts of bones. They'll be baiting you...and switching you when the next big thing comes along. Lather...rinse...repeat. You'll be another cog in the machine...another nondescript drone lookin' for a way to stand out from the rest of the drones...DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES THE CAN'T MISS PROSPECT DID!!!! DON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE WITH DRUGS AND DRINK...DON'T KILL THAT PUSH BY YOUR VERY OWN HAND!!!!! DON'T...be the next Todd "The Hype" Cusson...</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Spade</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(entering as DuBois wraps up his promo)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What the hell you talking about, Marc? And who are you talking to?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>DuBois</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - NOTHING, SPENCER!!!! NO ONE!!!!! I'M JUST TRYIN' TO SAVE YOU FROM THE FUTURE!!!!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Spade, just as weirded-out by his mentor as most other people are, shakes his head and tells DuBois, a bit awkwardly, that they've got to get ready for the next match, featuring Spade versus Frankie Perez.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>Frankie Perez (w/Lobster Warrior) vs Spencer Spade (w/Marc DuBois) (41/D-)</strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/29f679ce-9354-4918-bd10-7b9b072efc79_zps1b4f68eb.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"> vs </div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e2d51f52-6f7a-4b71-b938-ecddac4dedd9_zps8bee31ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong>Spencer Spade defeated Frankie Perez</strong></em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> in 7:14 by pinfall with a Supreme Stunner. (Perez was kept strong and controlled most of the match. DuBois' manager Louise Cannon distracted Lobby in the middle of the match by running around frenetically and making claw-snapping gestures in a deranged, yet amusing impersonation.)</em></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Florence</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, bloody 'ell. What's Marc DuBois doing now?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I...don't know! It looks like he's entering the ring to verbally abuse yet another one of Spencer Spade's fallen opponents!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It sounds like DuBois is telling Frankie Perez that he's "boring"...and "won't draw a dime"?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And he's yelling at Lobster Warrior too! </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses as DuBois points at Lobby and yells "YOU'RE NOT REAL!!!")</em></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> A very strange man indeed...but he's still one very talented individual. One can only hope that DuBois would focus on imparting his wrestling knowledge to Spencer Spade, rather than influencing him to act as crazy as he does.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(VIGNETTE) The Awesomeness and Sunlight Attend Concert (50/D)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/7518bbb6-c18b-40e7-aa52-3856f0a30bc4_zpsf4c38da8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/6bc1bb5a-6c3a-4fc7-858b-eb13394c90d3_zps045b3835.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/de243861-e621-464c-9d48-39b66871e642_zps209ae87e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The announcers talk about how important it is for High Stakes rookies to develop a close bond with their mentors, and to underscore this, we see this vignette where The Awesomeness, Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust, have taken Skye Sunlight to a glam rock concert. The concert advertises the appearance of a band called "Aqua Net Roxx", which features the FORMER guitar tech of WARRANT and the EX-groupie-choosing gofer of POISON - this is actually the SWF house band in poodle wigs and hair metal get-ups, not unlike a certain Steel Panther.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> </em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> Though The Awesomeness are clearly enjoying themselves, Sunlight appears to be a bit nonplussed. He is, after all, a garage/psychedelic rock fan (wearing a t-shirt of fellow Atlanta natives Black Lips), and no fan of the often crude and sexist hair metal from the '80s. Still, Sunlight is thankful his mentors have made the effort to connect with him - during a break in between songs, he says he has one request in case he wins the first season of High Stakes.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Sunlight</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - If I win High Stakes...can we all go to Coachella?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The Awesomeness, dim-witted glam rockers that they are, aren't familiar with Coachella, as they consider the hair metal-oriented Us Festival (which took place some time before they were born) as the only rock festival worth going to. Still, they eventually agree with Sunlight's suggestion, right before they start moshing and showing horns-up signs as the Aqua Net Roxx concert continues...</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE) Florence Explains High Stakes Challenges (41/D)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Melanie Florence is backstage as she explains what the SWF Galaxy can expect in the coming weeks of High Stakes. She talks about the numerous challenges the rookies will participate in, challenges that will test their physical and mental skills, and even a few that see how well they work together with their mentors - the winners of these challenges will get points added to their name. The rookie who gets the most points by the time the challenges are over will get a guaranteed SWF contract, regardless of whether he wins High Stakes or not.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> </em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> Florence then explains that some challenges may help rookies stave off elimination, and that segues into an explanation of the Mentor's Polls. Anyone who tops a Mentor's Poll will not be eliminated that week, and will get three points added to their tally. As for those who finish in the bottom three, the mentors will vote on who gets to stay and who gets to go home. Florence wraps up by wishing all the rookies the best of luck, and hyping the next match - Mike Wilmington versus Calum.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Michael Wilmington III (w/Brandon James) vs Calum (w/Frederique A. Garcia) (48/D)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>Michael Wilmington III defeated Calum</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 5:47 by pinfall with a Hollywood Hammer. (Frederique A. Garcia tried to distract Wilmington by seductively posing at ringside, but got laid out with a Brandon James clothesline.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>James</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Mike's got what it takes to win High Stakes, but he needs to develop more aggression. He's a bit too much of a nice guy. But that match, guys, showed you that, y'know, good wrestling runs in the family.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Very true, Brandon. Michael Wilmington III's grandfather, Mighty Micky Starr, was the SWF's first-ever champion, and this young man just might be following in Grandpa's footsteps if he plays his cards right.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>James</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - You probably didn't know this, Marv, but The Chase Agency was supposed to mentor Mike. Thank goodness that didn't push forward during the buyout 'coz of, y'know...conflict of interest. Money already had Findlay O'Farraday. Speaking of Money...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - That's right, Brandon. You DO have an SWF Title match against Rich Money at Awesome Impact.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>James</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And that's where I'm gonna show that rich S.O.B. that...Christ, Money, did you really hafta do this?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) James Saves Wilmington from Beatdown (74/B-) </span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/62697302-158d-4e35-a717-dd9b90c03600_zps95d8a1e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/344b6f2d-917c-45be-bf85-1178e7f8e2c9_zps09b073b3.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Findlay O'Farraday, obviously taking orders from Rich Money, has just run in to beat down on Brandon James' rookie Mike Wilmington, and the recently-turned mentor is quick to hit the ring and tell O'Farraday to get out of there. James helps Wilmington up to his feet as the rookie sells the attack to the best of his capability, and points angrily at O'Farraday, who's returning to the locker room with a satisfied look in his face. Yes, it does look like Money has paid his rookie off to destroy Wilmington and send a message to James ahead of their SWF Title match at Awesome Impact.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Frederique Psyches Up Calum (65/C)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/3f81ba4b-f283-415f-85a4-719104305bbc_zpse4b9aa90.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>The earlier match is over and it looks like Calum has had it with High Stakes so far. The fashion model-turned-wrestler stomps his feet like a little child, calling High Stakes a dangerous environment for an MMA-trained male model like him. He even complains about the "body odor" of his opponents so far, both of whom are next-generation - "You'd think someone who's related to an SWF Legend would have enough money to buy deodorant, but nooooooo!!!"</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Honey, we don't have a B.O. problem in High Stakes...we have a Calum problem. You know what the Calum problem is?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Calum</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - I shoulda known better than to leave L.A. for this garbage.</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh, pish-posh, Calum, High Stakes is NOT garbage! Your wrestling is, and you know it. I don't see you comin' down HARD on your opponents. It's as if you can't get it up...and when I say "it" I mean your level of intensity. You keep on goin' for that Honey Trap...but where's my money shot, Calum? Where's my money shot?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Calum</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Are you coming on to me?</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>F. Garcia</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Oh nooooo!, I'm just showing you what it takes to be High Stakes champion. </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(pauses)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> I like you, Calum. But you're not in "good lay" territory just yet. Work on that intensity and composure first, sunshine. </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>(prepares to leave and delivers the next line in a very cheery voice)</em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Ta-ta, Calum!</span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Calum remains in his part of the locker room, wondering if he's really repulsed...or interested in the lascivious actions of his mentor Freddy Garcia...</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Matthew Keith (w/Eric Eisen) vs Findlay O'Farraday (w/Rich Money) (46/D)</span></strong></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/cb2aff3a-ffd7-4500-b053-dabb3daece16_zps62155ce9.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></em></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1440ec4e-27af-4c12-9536-ede6f5ca9034_zps9b041649.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </span></em></em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Findlay O'Farraday defeated Matthew Keith</strong></span></em></em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> in 8:02 by pinfall with an Atomic Spinebuster. (Eric Eisen cost Keith the match when he told him to let go of the Proton Lock and go instead for the Supremacy punt kick. While arguing with Eisen, Keith was snapmared by O'Farraday, leading to the finishing move a few seconds later.)</span></em></em></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - If it was possible to name someone as Worst Mentor, it'd probably be a toss-up between the deranged, yet laissez-faire Marc DuBois, and the highly critical and counter-productive Eric Eisen.</span></em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Matthew Keith had a chance to win it...Matthew Keith had a chance to win it! He already had a Proton Lock on Findlay O'Farraday...and it looked great! Findlay was this close to tapping out...</span></em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></em></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - ...only for Eisen to tell Keith to let go of the hold and go for HIS finisher instead. I like Matt Keith's chances to win High Stakes Season 1, but if Eric Eisen remains his mentor for much longer, this early favorite may end up going home much earlier than expected!</span></em></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em> </em></div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Eric Eisen Rants About Matt Keith (57/D+)</span></strong></em></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">As Rich Money accompanies the victorious Findlay O'Farraday back to the locker room, Eric Eisen grabs a mic and enters the ring to publicly berate his rookie, Matthew Keith. He calls Keith an "idiot", "one tenth of (his) pathetic father" and "incorrigible." Keith, for his part, tells Eisen that he would have won the match and forced Findlay O'Farraday to tap out had Eisen not interfered and asked him to do things his way. With that, Eisen slaps Keith and tells him that he's the mentor, so it's going to be his style followed in the ring, his moves, and not "any of your dad's boring, pathetic, and ineffective submissions."</span></em></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></em></em></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><em><em><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> Keith looks just about ready to lose it at this point, but he still tries his best to keep it in and refrain from attacking his mentor. Still, the announcers say that they won't be surprised if this all boils over someday and Keith puts Eisen in his place in one way or another.</span></em></em></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">UPRISING:</span></span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Man, did you see that? Eric Eisen was REALLY taking it to that impudent young Matthew Keith! Of course you did, Marv and Sammy, you call the Z-show and I don't! I'm Duane Fry, manager of reigning World Heavyweight Champ Remo Richardson, and the architect behind is ascension...and as an aside, I'm with Marvin Earnest and Sammy Curran tonight, here at the Great Plains Coliseum in Lawton, Oklahoma.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - As an aside? What the hell is that supposed to mean?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It means that Duane Fry barely acknowledges our existence, which is just fine, because at least we focus on the actual Uprising matches, instead of turning every other sentence into a Remo commercial.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Why wouldn't I? Uprising is the SWF's answer to single-A ball, while High Stakes is pretty much the rookie league of Supreme. Why would I talk about pro wrestling's equivalents of Johnny 51st Round Draft Pick when I can talk about what REALLY matters...people like the SWF's undisputed MVP and franchise star...the Awesome Impact in Awesome Impact...the rabid, vicious, bloodthirsty Alpha Dog...RRRRRRRREMO!!!!! RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON!!!!!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Okay, let's talk about tonight's UPRISING matches, shall we? We've got World Tag Team challengers The Amazing Bumfholes and The Platinum Blondes in action against each other. We've got Des Davids, who might surprise some at the Awesome Impact Chamber Match on Sunday, testing the mettle of the wily veteran Joe Sexy. And we've got Fox Mask and Masked Cougar, When Animals Attack, making their debut against...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Hey, what's going on?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Spectacular 24/7 Partay Dudez Entrance (30/E+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>As the arena lights go out, the announcers immediately fear the presence of Vengeance and his Family of Darkness, but it's actually a prelude to the 24/7 Partay Dudez's entrance. "VJ Britney Hollywood", a sexy blonde dressed in a cutoff tee and tight denim shorts, appears on the Supreme-Tron to introduce the "new number one single in America, based on the votes of thousands upon thousands of young people 'round the country." Of course, the song in question is "Goin' Over Your Man", by the 24/7 Partay Dudez, and the Dudez soon make their way out of the locker room, accompanied by a skipping, arm-waving and "WOOOOOOO-HOOOOO"-ing Britney Hollywood as their new manager.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">When Animals Attack vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Britney Hollywood and J-Sense) (55/D+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/ea6cf636-c20d-4c23-9d23-150552bafeae_zpsabfb218c.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/632a4484-6a5f-4ca4-a721-b8da0979ee12_zpse5af27e8.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In a bout that had solid in-ring action but non-existent crowd heat, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>24/7 Partay Dudez defeated When Animals Attack</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 7:57 when Mainstream defeated Masked Cougar by pinfall with a Super Kick. (Britney Hollywood distracted Fox Mask by flashing the "L" sign.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - VJ Britney Hollywood. I'd love to request that!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Likewise, Sammy. Looks like the Partay Dudez have themselves a manager now, and that's helped 'em spoil When Animals Attack's long-awaited debut as they remain undefeated in tag team competition!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - They sure can wrestle, and they're not bad when it comes to bustin' a move, but can they sing?</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Who cares, Sammy? These three young men are loaded with promise in the ring and in the recording studio. Of course, they're not as promising as Remo was back when he was startin' out in Supreme, but they're provin' they can at least hang with most of the other big boys.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) 24/7 Partay Dudez Dance (55/D+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/edaccf00-5c14-4076-8094-624ec264d806_zpsbb0186c8.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/12234547-15f6-429a-867b-44a90e53afd0_zps58bd71b2.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>As is becoming customary after their wins, the 24/7 Partay Dudez, all three of them, hit the ring for a little victory dance. J-Sense, in particular, seems to be stealing the show here, as he does an MJ-style crotch grab and splits in front of the main Partay Dudez tag team of Mainstream and Stevie. The crowd here in Lawton is giving the Partay Dudez a lot of heat, and we also get a glimpse of a fan sign that reads "24/7 PARTAY DUDEZ = NO DIRECTION", in reference to popular boy band One Direction.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW) Florence Interviews The Platinum Blondes (65/C)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/1e854ffc-66aa-41f0-aed5-92b4e2b4b03a_zps69aead2e.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Melanie Florence is interviewing The Platinum Blondes backstage as they prepare for their match tonight against The Amazing Bumfholes. Both Frederique Garcia and Jamie Lee Prudence spend a lot of time complimenting Florence on her beauty, and in a hint at their gimmick, Florence says that that won't work on her because she already knows. She tries to get them to talk about Awesome Impact, and when they do, Freddy and Jamie say that the World Tag Team titles will finally become the possession once again of "the beautiful people", instead of being owned by two ugly New York thugs like The Pain Alliance, or two skinny, scrawny dimwits whose fan base has an average age of 13 - The Amazing Bumfholes.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Swoop McCarthy vs J-Sense (w/Britney Hollywood, Mainstream and Stevie) (30/E+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/56991e0b-fbca-41ca-918c-a0e0dabe2ae6_zpsc24fc6a5.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/931ba5b1-e085-4d3e-a41f-eacc43aa6a7b_zps640b97e6.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>Swoop McCarthy defeated Justin Sensitive</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 5:02 by pinfall with a Running Powerslam. (Swoop and J-Sense just don't seem to click at all. Swoop won after shaking off distractions from Mainstream, Stevie, and VJ Britney.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Color me surprised. I knew Swoop McCarthy came from Australia with some impressive credentials, but so did Justin Sensitive, a.k.a. J-Sense, ahead of his SWF debut last year!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It was a lucky upset. It's been quite a while, after all, since we saw J-Sense in the ring. Naturally, he focused mainly on music when he was hiding out in Canada following When Hell Freezes Over, so I would chalk up that loss to ring rust. J-Sense can do much better!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(PROMO) Eric Eisen Rants About Davids (73/B-)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/e960009d-2ea4-449e-bf2d-7ec813e0bd25_zpsc515a7ae.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>Eric Eisen is in the ring after a commercial break, and he's cutting an incendiary promo about Des Davids as the announcers hope he'd finally shed some light regarding why he seems to be targeting Davids so fervently. According to Eisen, he's always felt iffy about Davids and how he got into professional wrestling after a failed attempt to crack the NFL. "So a man like you can't take the bump and grind of the NFL...what do you do? You get into professional wrestling," snarls Eisen, who accuses Davids of not paying his dues, of kissing up to real-life trainer Rip Chord, of being rushed to the big time when he was far from ready. "Up to now, you're still not ready," says the Supremacist. "That's why it bothers me when you start callin' yourself Prime Time and score a fast one on me when everyone in the SWF Galaxy knows that I am a former World Heavyweight Champion and just the kind of person who should be in that Awesome Impact Chamber."</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> </em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> Conversely, Eisen says, new bodyguard Enforcer Allen had been secretly under Eisen's wing for the past few years. He was actually scouted to wrestle and given training in the "minor leagues" before stepping in as Enforcer Roberts' replacement. That said, Eisen adds that he would have had two Enforcers in his corner instead of one, had Roberts not lost to Lobster Warrior at Nothing to Lose.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> </em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> With the promo closing in on its eighth minute, Eisen says, quite sarcastically, that he's sorry about what happened to American Machine. But it's not his fault - the "big, malfunctioning, broken down machine" got in the way, so he had to do something about it. "Not my fault you've got big, dumb, naive friends who think that size alone gives them Supremacy," he says.</em></span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>E. Eisen</strong></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - BUT...one does not get Supremacy by dominating 180-pound running backs and entering the wrestling industry like it was some cockamamie cooking class! One does not get Supremacy with cheap tactics like waving flags, shouting "USA! USA!" even if you're facing your fellow Americans, one does not get Supremacy by being a big, dumb piece of deadweight the SWF should have future-endeavored a long time ago! One is BORN with Supremacy...and that means winning at all costs. And taking each loss as a MORAL VICTORY. Everybody's going, "Des Davids is the next big thing in Supreme", "Prime Time Graduates from the Gridiron to the Squared Circle", but believe me, Des, you were, are, and will always be worse for beatin' me in that Awesome Impact qualifier. You lost your teammate. You got yourself some much-deserved aches and pains ahead of Sunday. And at Awesome Impact, you really won't need me runnin' out to ringside in order for you to lose. You...will DEFEAT YOURSELF, and I will prove once again, that no matter whose hand is raised or who's lying down and seeing stars...Eric Eisen is Supremacy. And Eric Eisen NEVER LOSES!</span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) Sexy Seduces Dawn (65/C)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5880000b-79e4-4733-8651-1e9edb74c19c_zps11e38a7b.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>With a loud yell of "THINGS JUST GOT SEXY IN HERE!", Joe Sexy steps in front of Dawn the Cheerleader and starts gyrating in front of her. He asks Dawn if she's doing anything after Uprising, but Dawn is definitely not interested, especially since she knows Sexy and Marc DuBois are currently dating their manager Louise Cannon. As this happens, DuBois steps in front of Dawn and says, in a wild, deranged voice, that "Louise told us it's alright to share!" Dawn is now finding herself very uncomfortable here, but fortunately...</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(ANGLE) The Awesomeness and The Sex Maniacs Brawl (66/C+)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>This could be the start of a new midcard feud - The Awesomeness and The Sex Maniacs - as The Awesomeness run to the rescue of their manager Dawn the Cheerleader! With fast, athletic precision, Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust attack The Sex Maniacs, and this leads to a pretty even, action-packed brawl that ends when DuBois pulls Sexy away, reminding him that he has a match against Des Davids, which shall take place after the break.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">Des Davids (w/BJ O'Neill) vs Joe Sexy (w/Louise Cannon and Marc DuBois) (66/C+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/DesDavids_zps8fc253f3.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c85435e5-7a22-4dac-ad75-4b3dc5026802_zpsc1f2e242.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In a bout that featured great action but not much in the way of heat, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>Des Davids defeated Joe Sexy</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 10:01 by pinfall with a Quarterback Sack. (The match featured a lot of distraction - Louise Cannon and Eric Eisen on Des Davids, The Awesomeness on Joe Sexy. Eisen and Enforcer Allen were eventually sent backstage by the referee.)</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - Now that was an impressive victory. Louise Cannon tried to taunt him, Eric Eisen and Enforcer Allen tried to attack Davids, only for referee Shane Stones to send 'em to the locker room, but "Prime Time" Des Davids has given us one helluva match in preparation for Awesome Impact!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - It was a FLUKE, guys, it was Des Davids taking advantage of the fact he was facing a sexually-active, yet grandfatherly individual in Joe Sexy. No way he's gonna have a chance against my client and best friend, Remo.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - If I hear Remo's name again, I am going to...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What, walk out? But I love having you here, Marv and Sammy! I LOVE seeing your faces contort whenever I say Remo's name! Remo, Remo, Remo. RRRRRRRRREMO RRRRRRRRRICHARDSON. He's YOUR SWF World Heavyweight Champion, and you're gonna have to live with that.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">(HYPE) Awesome Impact Hype Video (77/B-)</span></strong></div></div><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>With one match remaining, we get to see one final promotional ad for Awesome Impact, and just as expected, it focuses mainly on Remo. The Alpha Dog is shown on the video dominating any and all foes, beating down people in the locker room, and even wrecking Roger Cage's Secrets of the Smooth set. The fans also get to see Christian Faith's beatdown on Steve Frehley, Jack Bruce's thrilling World Heavyweight title defense at When Hell Freezes Over, and a few shorter action clips from Valiant, Des Davids, and Marc DuBois.</em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">The Amazing Bumfholes (w/Haley Bumfhole) vs The Platinum Blondes (71/C+)</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/c40952b1-444d-4dab-a1ae-4fd2c4aaca55_zps75d2c861.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/5120ae97-e829-45ea-8406-bce3e98d7320_zpsb9708838.jpg</span><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> vs </span></div><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/9b4db2b1-3b87-47a7-93f8-7fbba80cac1b_zps74719492.jpg</span><span>http://i1345.photobucket.com/albums/p661/3rdStringPG/SWF%202014/SWF%20Roster%20Small/2e06d5e1-13c3-4eeb-9e7d-ac5f25b91a01_zps7c3974ce.jpg</span></div><p></p><p></p><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em>In a match that had some good action but not much in the way of heat, </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><strong>The Amazing Bumfholes drew with The Platinum Blondes</strong></em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em> in 12:30 following a double disqualification. </em></span></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><em><em>(Big Smack Scott and Kurt Laramee ran in to interfere against both teams.)</em></em></span></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And will you look at that melee out there! The Pain Alliance are showing everyone that they don't care whom they have to beat at Awesome Impact...just as long as they remain World Tag Team champions! Though I don't think that's going to matter much...as long as Remo delivers as promised...AND HE WILL...in the Awesome Impact Chamber Match.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - And thank goodness this evening is over. I have had it with this guy, Duane Fry, spending the entire show talking about Remo!</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Curran</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - My sentiments exactly.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Fry</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - What do you expect me to talk about? How Des Davids courageously fought off Eric Eisen and Marc DuBois' distractions to defeat an old and withered Joe Sexy? How a nobody from Australia took advantage of a previously inactive wrestler's long layoff? Well, I did like the Partay Dudez, but...</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Earnest</strong></span></div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> - But you talk about Remo too damn much, Duane! Anyway, Sammy and myself will see you on Sunday at the Awesome Impact pre-show. For Duane Fry and Sammy Curran, this has been Marvin Earnest. Be sure to catch more Uprising next Thursday...same Uprising time, same Uprising channel, here on C.A.N.N.</span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>HIGH STAKES STANDINGS (WEEK 2):</strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> O'Farraday 2-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Spade 2-0</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Keith 1-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Perez 1-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Sunlight 1-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Wilmington 1-1</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Brown 0-2</div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> Calum 0-2</div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37670" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong>SWF Uprising Final Grade - </strong></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong><span style="color:#006400;">72/B-</span></strong></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><strong> SWF Uprising Rating - 0.85</strong></div></div></blockquote><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div>

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<div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>"Getting with the Program"</strong></span></p></div><p></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>Wednesday, March 12, 2014</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

John & Cook's Real Pit BBQ, Lawton, OK</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>

10:30 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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Officially, Uprising was now taped - that was originally the plan, but since the first episode was special, the SWF decided to have it shot live. And that's why I was drinking after a show on a Wednesday night, sitting in a table several chairs away from...the Klubb?</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I really killed it out there, didn't I?", bragged a very happy-sounding Eric Eisen. I had to admit he cut a very good extended in-ring promo, apparently his first in several months.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"F--- yeah you did," whooped Brandon, raising what had to be his fifth or sixth Colt 45. "You know, you should be cuttin' those promos on Supreme TV."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Eric Eisen responded with a light of his cigarette and a dismissive shake of the head. "Peter doesn't like me."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Don't worry about it, Eric," said Emma Chase. "When Pete watches Uprising tomorrow, he'll have no choice but to give you more exposure on Supreme TV. And eight to ten-minute promos like Bruce, Money, Faith and that guy."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Which guy, Duane Fry?", chimed in Jerry, hyuk-hyuk-hyuking as he tried to subtly put the moves on Emma. "Duane's in the doghouse now. He's working with those amateurs Earnest and Curran and that Brit lady who hasn't done much except show the SWF Galaxy that she's got wicked ink on her arms and chest."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"F---, man. Melanie Florence! Wonder if she'd be willin' to date a red-blooded American like me," said Brandon, winking his eye at long-time platonic friend Emma and regular drinking buddy Remo. Meanwhile, I was getting sick of the situation I was in - forced to join the Klubb in one long table as they tried to foster camaraderie in the roster. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Beer's on me, Nicky," said a very artificial-sounding Eric Eisen. Yes, he and Jerry were finally calling me by my first name. "Just because you didn't do anything on the B-show doesn't mean we're not lettin' you have a rated-A time after the show!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I quietly accepted Eric's offer to hand me another beer as he put his arm around me and posed with me for a photo destined to end up in either Eisen boy's Instagram. "Let's forget 'bout the past, Nicky. To be honest, I also wanted to find out if you're SWF-tough, and dammit, you sure are."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"To Nicky Champion!", said Jerry, raising his beer bottle and continuing the 360-degree turn - or swerve? - for himself and his younger brother.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Naturally, everyone raised their beer bottles or glasses, even those who couldn't stand the Klubb.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

</span><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"><strong>11:15 p.m.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

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"Nicky, you can't go now!" This bathroom break was the perfect chance for me to take off without notice, but Des wouldn't let me go.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"But Robbie and The Platinum Blondes are in there!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Let 'em be, Nick! They're with The Pain Alliance. And you can bet they're doin' more than talking about their tag match at Awesome Impact."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"The longer we stay here, the more bullshit we have to endure from those guys. You know Eric Eisen isn't sincere with what he's saying, right?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"Well, what if he is sincere?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"He is NOT, Des. You've been in Supreme longer than I have. You should be more familiar with their crap."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I know, man. It just...seems so unrealistic that one day they'd be hatin' on you, the next day they'd be acting so nice to everyone and makin' all these apologies. Still. I warned you about The Pain Alliance. Robbie, Freddy and Jimmy can go hang with 'em. Hell, I thought Jimmy was on our side, then he turns around and decides to accompany Freddy to the other bar?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"You mean..."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"They can do whatever they want. They're adults. But as your friend, your best friend in the locker room, I'd hate it, man...HATE IT if you decided to align yourself with Scotty and Kurt. Think about it."</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

I was just about to tell Des that I was going to sit the fence, just as I said. Look forward to Awesome Impact, as I'd sent Sierra, the hot 18-year-old ring rat from the Pepsi Center, plane tickets to San Antonio and, of course, tickets to Awesome Impact. And yes, she was awesome. </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Where was I? Oh, right. Eric Eisen barged into the john, showing his true colors just as I had expected.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"I know you're talkin' about me, you two. Believe me. I know you want to walk right outta here and join the Smacker, Laramee, Retro, and the two pretend f-----s at whatever titty bar they're at. And I know you don't just wanna go there for T&A. After all, Nicky, I know whom you've been seein' after the show. Does it hurt when you pee, by any chance?"</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

Well, at least he wasn't calling me USPW anymore.</span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family:'Lucida Sans Unicode';">

"The Klubb only wants the best for the SWF locker room, so don't be difficult like the Smacker and whatever friends he's got. And that goes for you too, Des. We've got a blow-off match after Awesome Impact and you wouldn't want me stiffing you, right? And you don't want those pushes to go *poof* on you. We at the Klubb can be your best friends...but we can also be your worst enemies. Get with the program, alright?"</span></p>