Big Roguey Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Name: Alex Sanders General Appearance: Thick black glasses, unkempt hair, ridiculous beard, plaid shirt. Basically take today's hipsters and you have the general idea. Nickname: "Prick" Favourite Ringside Beverage: Homebrewed beer sneaked into the venue in his bag. Favourite Ringside Food: (Pizza? Beer? No spit-roast pork or anything overly stupid, mind... unless you can accurately describe how you would bring it to the venue ) Preferred Weapon: Metal cooking pot Favourite Wrestler: The Landlord Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lloyd Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nae chance of that happening, Warrior turning in Scotland would be like England winning a World Cup again! Haha! You mean every four years we're going to think that Warrior is going to turn, only for him to disappoint us by slipping over on his way to the ring or punching himself in the face?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Haha! You mean every four years we're going to think that Warrior is going to turn, only for him to disappoint us by slipping over on his way to the ring or punching himself in the face?! At least Warrior/England makes it to the ring every four years. You have that over us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lloyd Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 At least Warrior/England makes it to the ring every four years. You have that over us! Among other things... Anyway I'm a Liverpool fan so I don't like football anymo... Wait... we've signed Benteke? Okay I like football again!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BHK1978 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Name: Ezra Collins General Appearance: He is your typical grungy 90's guy. Long unwashed brown hair, he wears a flannel shirt, a pair of gray sweatpants and work boots. Nickname: The Scrub Favourite Ringside Beverage: A can of Pepsi Favourite Ringside Food: Fish and Chips Preferred Weapon: A bag filled with goat droppings that he chucks at the wrestlers and yes he somehow manages to get it by security. Favourite Wrestler: Angus McCloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitarzu Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Name: Elaine Everett General Appearance: Blonde, heavy, late '30, voluptuous, with heavy makeup. To have a better idea, if you need a picture use the one stated as CVFP_WhiteFemale_004.jpg in the original TEW 2013 database. Nickname: "The Double E With The E's", because she has bigger than Emma's! Favourite Ringside Beverage: (A Pint Glass of London Pride? Canned Heineken? Coke? Remember this is the UK though... there is nothing to stop you drinking Bud Lite but it might raise some eyebrows) Drambuie. She need a lot of alchool to get drunk. Favourite Ringside Food: (Pizza? Beer? No spit-roast pork or anything overly stupid, mind... unless you can accurately describe how you would bring it to the venue) Different flavored Scottish Pancakes. Preferred Weapon: (What do you tend to bring to a "Fans Bring Weapons" match? - here the more creative/ridiculous, the better for everyone involved) She's an high demand stripper and dominatrix, so a pair of high stiletto heels, a leather cat-o-nine tail, a spanking paddle and, of course, the Drambuie bottle, usually more empty than full. Favourite Wrestler: (Pick a wrestler from the MoSC roster to follow most avidly - this can be changed/amended later) Highland Warrior, because she loves his manly breasts and she would love he would play with hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnowYourEnemy Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Name: Misses Thornworm General Appearance: "Misses Thornworm" is a very average 20-something lady from Wales. She has short, bobbed ashen hair with rigid bangs that settle just above her brown eyes, a face riddled with many freckles yet dearth of makeup and a demure style of dress that seems to add 10-12 pounds to her figure. She speaks in a thick, welsh accent and pronounces her "y's" with particular fervor. Thornworm has quite the temper and can snap at any minute, especially towards prying eyes. A bit of a brute, Thornwyrm has unusual strength, and can out-arm wrestle about half the roster (a rough estimate) Wymyn brings a wee tot to ringside, a boy by the name of Llywelyn, who she occasionally breast-feeds in public. (Editor's Note: The Boy would later dawn the mask of "The Welsh Dragon" in the CornellVerse) Nickname: "Wylsh Wyrvyn" Favourite Ringside Beverage: Bottled Water Favourite Ringside Food: Well Done Welsh Rarebit (not Rabbit, but RAREbit -- it's like Toast with Nacho Cheese) Preferred Weapon: She rolls up her toddler's "teething towel" and whips a wrestler in an exposed area, sometimes the jock but usually on the bum. Favourite Wrestler: Barry Griffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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