ERGO: Remmy's Bizarre Adventure

[Ayden]

I probably should have mentioned this sooner. C0D3D2BLazy, since you won the prediction contest you can either post the event name of your choice or if you can't come up with a whole name, just give me a word or two you'd like me to work into the name of the next show. You can also PM me if you want to surprise the rest of the readers.

 

There's no topping the Intrepid Bacon Freighter

[BlueStar]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Ayden" data-cite="Ayden" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>There's no topping the Intrepid Bacon Freighter</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Truer words have never been said...</p>

[The Swanton825]

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<span style="color:#4B0082;">How's it going, internet? Dane O'Hara is currently in therapy for his recent kidnapping like the wimp he is, so I'll be taking over for this episode of the ERGO Rundown. Something I *should* have been doing from the beginning, but-</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;">Travis, stick to the script.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">No! You stick to the script! I'll do this how I want! Anyways, the morons in charge of ERGO decided that we can't do this on our own so now we're part of the stupid Confederation of the stupid Territories. Here's Sam Keith talking about it.</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>COTT Headquarters (Just above the local Jimmy John's)...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="color:#4169E1;">The Extreme Revolutionary Grappling Organization is now part of the COTT family.</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="color:#4B0082;">...Is that it? We had five minutes reserved for that jackoff!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;">Roll with it, just roll with it.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Go back to therapy, Dane! What was next? Oh yeah-</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Back to COTT Headquarters (Still above the local Jimmy John's)...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

</p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><span style="color:#4169E1;">And we'll be crowning the first COTT Junior Heavyweight Champion at the next ERGO show...Burt Gummer's Wild Ride? Are you serious?</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="color:#4B0082;">So he sent it in how many pieces through Facebook Messenger? Damn Southern indies... Oh, we're back? *ahem* At our last show, the one with an even more ridiculous name than the next one, Big Magic was struck by a car and wasn't able to participate in the third round of his own tournament. Walking in now is Big Magic himself to tell us about what happened.</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Covered head-to-toe in bandages and casts, Big Magic waddles onto the set and does his best to sit down, which basically amounts to him leaning back against the cushion.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">So, how are you feeling, Magic?</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;"><strong><em>Angry.</em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Understandable. So what exactly went down in the parking lot?</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;"><strong><em>I. Was. Hit. By. A. ^@&$(*Q). Car.</em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Look, I'm just asking the questions they gave me. Did you see who was driving the car?</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;"><strong><em>No.</em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Okay, then is there anyone you suspect.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#800080;"><strong><em>EVERYONE!</em></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Suddenly Big Magic flexes off his casts and dives at Travis, wrapping his frying pan-sized hands around Travis' throat.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Ack! Cut to the next segment!</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Backstage at The Intrepid Bacon Freighter...</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The Aces Of Mayhem step through the curtain after their successful title defense and are immediately met by The Nest Of Vipers.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#808000;">Those are some nice belts.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#A52A2A;">Belts!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#808000;">Dagger, not now.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#8B0000;">Thanks, brah!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FFA500;">Ace, dude, I think they're challenging us.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#8B0000;">No way!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#A52A2A;">Way!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#808000;">Dagger! Shut up. Yes, we're challenging you.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#8B0000;">Awesome!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#FFA500;">So ya next month!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#8B0000;">Shaka brah!</span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>The Aces walk off before Mimic can get another word out.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#A52A2A;">That was easier than you said it was going to be.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#808000;">Shut up...</span></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Travis' face is covered in bruises as an unconscious Big Magic is dragged off by a group of interns.</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Now that I've proven my innocence to Magic, let's get this over with. The show is happening at the same place it always is and keep an eye out for the full card of *sigh* Burt Gummer's Wild Ride.</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:8px;">"We'll see you next time on the ERGO Rundown."</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#4B0082;">Why do I need to say that? I'm not even going to be here next month!</span></p></div><p></p><p></p>

[The Swanton825]

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<strong>The Extreme Revolutionary Grappling Organization Presents: Burt Gummer's Wild Ride</strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

Matchups:</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Brimstone makes his return to ERGO to take on Ricochet Ramone</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The Gilbert Brothers look to bounce back while The Hellview Boyz try to snag a much needed W</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Representatives from across North America collide to crown the first ever COTT Junior Heavyweight Champion in the Aerodome!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>Their feud is far from over as Hugh de Aske and Laura Flame face off in a First Blood match</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The BMBI continues with an Alley Fight!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>The Nest Of Vipers take their first shot at The Aces Of Mayhem and their ERGO Duality Championship</strong></p><p> </p><p>

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<strong>It's Prince Charming vs The Prince Of Darkness for the ERGO Championship!</strong></p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Easy Prediction Key:</strong></p><p>

Brimstone vs Ricochet Ramone</p><p>

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Hellview Boyz</p><p>

American Flash vs ADB vs Extraordinario Jr. vs Geoff Borne vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs Roderick Remus</p><p>

Hugh de Aske vs Laura Flame</p><p>

Big Magic vs Carlos Gonzalez vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs Tatsukichi Sachirobei</p><p>

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Nest Of Vipers</p><p>

Raphael vs Aldous Blackfriar</p>

[The Swanton825]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Ayden" data-cite="Ayden" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>There's no topping the Intrepid Bacon Freighter</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Well C0D3D2BLazy helped me make a Tremors reference, so I'm happy.</p>

[michgcs]

<p><strong>Brimstone </strong>vs Ricochet Ramone</p><p>

<strong> The Gilbert Brothers</strong> vs The Hellview Boyz</p><p>

American Flash vs <strong>ADB </strong>vs Extraordinario Jr. vs Geoff Borne vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs Roderick Remus</p><p>

Hugh de Aske vs <strong>Laura Flame</strong></p><p>

<strong> Big Magic</strong> vs Carlos Gonzalez vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs Tatsukichi Sachirobei</p><p>

<strong> The Aces Of Mayhem</strong> vs The Nest Of Vipers</p><p>

Raphael vs <strong>Aldous Blackfriar</strong></p>

[merrykieran2]

<p>Brimstone vs <strong>Ricochet Ramone</strong></p><p>

<strong>The Gilbert Brothers</strong> vs The Hellview Boyz</p><p>

American Flash vs ADB vs Extraordinario Jr. vs Geoff Borne vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p><p>

Hugh de Aske vs <strong>Laura Flame</strong></p><p>

Big Magic vs Carlos Gonzalez vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs <strong>Tatsukichi Sachirobei</strong></p><p>

<strong>The Aces Of Mayhem</strong> vs The Nest Of Vipers</p><p>

Raphael vs <strong>Aldous Blackfriar</strong></p>

[C0D3D2BLazy]

<p><strong>Brimstone</strong> vs Ricochet Ramone</p><p>

<strong>The Gilbert Brothers</strong> vs The Hellview Boyz</p><p>

American Flash vs ADB vs <strong>Extraordinario Jr.</strong> vs Geoff Borne vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs Roderick Remus</p><p>

Hugh de Aske vs <strong>Laura Flame</strong></p><p>

Big Magic vs <strong>Carlos Gonzalez</strong> vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs Tatsukichi Sachirobei</p><p>

<strong>The Aces Of Mayhem</strong> vs The Nest Of Vipers</p><p>

<strong>Raphael</strong> vs Aldous Blackfriar</p>

[Ayden]

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Swanton825" data-cite="The Swanton825" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Well C0D3D2BLazy helped me make a Tremors reference, so I'm happy.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It was a great reference, for sure</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Brimstone</strong> vs Ricochet Ramone</p><p> The Gilbert Brothers vs <strong>The Hellview Boyz</strong></p><p> American Flash vs ADB vs Extraordinario Jr. vs Geoff Borne vs Nathaniel Ca$ino vs <strong>Roderick Remus</strong></p><p> <strong>Hugh de Aske</strong> vs Laura Flame</p><p> <strong>Big Magic</strong> vs Carlos Gonzalez vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs Tatsukichi Sachirobei</p><p> The Aces Of Mayhem vs <strong>The Nest Of Vipers</strong></p><p> Raphael vs <strong>Aldous Blackfriar</strong></p>

[BlueStar]

<p><strong>Brimstone </strong>vs Ricochet Ramone</p><p>

<strong>The Gilbert Brothers</strong> vs The Hellview Boyz</p><p>

American Flash vs ADB vs Extraordinario Jr. vs Geoff Borne vs <strong>Nathaniel Ca$ino</strong> vs Roderick Remus</p><p>

<strong>Hugh de Aske</strong> vs Laura Flame</p><p>

Big Magic vs Carlos Gonzalez vs The Optimus vs Sayeed Ali vs <strong>Tatsukichi Sachirobei</strong></p><p>

<strong>The Aces Of Mayhem</strong> vs The Nest Of Vipers</p><p>

Raphael vs <strong>Aldous Blackfriar</strong></p>

[The Swanton825]

ERGO Burt Gummer's Wild Ride

Live From The Rainbow Bar & Grill

Attendance: 245

 

 

 

Brimstone vs

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, Ricochet Ramone defeated Brimstone in 6:47 by pinfall with a Ricochet Senton.

 

Rating: E+

 

Geez, these people do not like Brimstone.

 

Well that's the great thing about ERGO, Travis, our fans have minds of their own!

 

 

 

vs The Hellview Boyz

In a bout that had a decent reaction from the crowd but sub-par wrestling, The Hellview Boyz defeated The Gilbert Brothers in 10:14 when Extreme Deluxe defeated Joe Gilbert by pinfall with a 450 Degree Splash.

 

Rating: E+

 

Score one for The Hellview Boyz!

 

The Gilberts ought to be ashamed of themselves, losing to backyarders!

 

 

 

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In a decent match, Geoff Borne defeated Arthur Dexter Bradley, Extraordinario Jr, American Flash, Nathaniel Ca$ino and Roderick Remus in an Aerodome match in 10:36 when Geoff Borne escaped the cage. Geoff Borne wins the COTT World Junior Heavyweight title.

 

Rating: D

 

And the winner is NYCW's Geoff Borne!

 

I am so outraged I can't even be angry. Our Aerial Artist and I are going to have a chat after this show...

 

 

 

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In a decent match, Laura Flame defeated Hugh de Aske in a First Blood match in 13:05 when Hugh de Aske was busted open.

 

Rating: D

 

Another crazy brawl from these two! Do you think it's the end of things this time, Travis?

 

All I know is my gut says "maybe".

 

 

Before the Alley Fight can begin, Big Magic hops on top of a nearby car, holds a new ERGO championship belt over his head and shouts:

"This is it, this is the grand finale! Whoever wins this wins the Invitational and this shiny new belt! Sure, that means all the other rounds were a waste of time, but screw you all, I'm Big Magic!"

 

Rating: D+

 

 

 

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In a decent match, The Optimus defeated Carlos Gonzalez, Big Magic, Sayeed Ali and Tatsukichi Shichirobei in an Alley Fight match in 11:48 when The Optimus defeated Big Magic by pinfall with a Running Powerslam into a dumpster following interference by Jesus Chavez. The Optimus wins the ERGO Bloodsport title.

 

Rating: D-

 

What is Jesus Chavez doing here?

 

I don't know, but it has something to do with Big Magic!

 

Pretty sure anyone with eyes could tell you that, Travis.

 

They can't all be eye-opening observations.

 

 

 

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In a decent match, The Aces Of Mayhem defeated The Nest Of Vipers in 13:48 when Ace Youngblood defeated Mimic by pinfall with a Chaos Effect. The Aces Of Mayhem make defence number 4 of their ERGO Duality Championship titles.

 

Rating: D+

 

Will someone beat these two already?

 

Maybe you should get an old team of yours back together if it bothers you so much.

 

That's a lazy argument and you know it, Dane.

 

 

 

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In a decent match, Aldous Blackfriar defeated Raphael in 17:27 by submission with a Gloomweaver Clutch following a distraction by Revenant. Aldous Blackfriar wins the ERGO Championship title.

 

Rating: D

 

 

 

After the bell, Blackfriar refuses to release the hold as Revenant holds the referee back to keep him from even attempting to pry Blackfriar off of Raphael. Suddenly Matt Sparrow rushes down the aisle, chair in hand and chases both Blackfriar and his minion off.

 

Rating: D

 

Just like Matt Sparrow to come help after Raphael already lost the title!

 

Maybe he was held up by The Night Terrors? We haven't seen them all night, after all.

 

Enough of your sensible explanations! Aren't we out of time anyways?

 

Right you are, Travis.

 

Overall Rating: D

[The Swanton825]

Prediction results!

 

michgcs: 3/7

merrykieran2: 4/7

C0D3D2BLazy: 2/7

Ayden: 2/7

BlueStar: 2/7

 

Which makes merrykieran2 the winner! This is normally the point where I'd post a funny gif, but instead I unfortunately have to announce that this was the last show of my diary. I've tried hard to keep it going for everyone who has enjoyed Remmy Skye and his dumb, dumb, oh-so-very-dumb journey, but I've reached a point in my life where I need more time to focus on carving out a career for myself. This time means that I just can't keep up a quality for the diary that I'm satisfied with. I know it's just a dumb little piece of writing on a board for a wrestling booking simulator, but I've just been awed by how many people have enjoyed this and so before I start rambling even more than I already am, here's one final gif for everyone who has read this:

 

[Voeltzwagon]

Sorry to see it go, but I totally understand where you are coming from. Good luck figuring things out and hopefully we will see another dumb/fun adventure in the future.

[BlueStar]

Darn, this was a fun ride! All the best to you!

[michgcs]

Damn, sad to hear that this is the end. Good luck in all your future endeavors <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

[Ayden]

*single tear rolls down my cheek*