ERGO: Remmy's Bizarre Adventure

The Swanton825 · March 8, 2018

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The Extreme Revolutionary Grappling Organization Presents: Adrenalized Valiance

Matchups:

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The Aces Of Mayhem make their first defense of the Duality Championship against The Hellview Boyz

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The Gilbert Brothers take on the hungry Nest Of Vipers in what promises to be one wild match

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Laura Flame is eager to continue her winning ways while the mysterious Nomad looks to get back on his feet in singles competition

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In the first ever Aerodome Match, the inagural ERGO Aerial Artistry Champion will be determined

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Old rivals collide as Brendan Idol makes his ERGO debut

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Aldous Blackfriar has promised "the death" of Remmy Skye, can Remmy survive what the sinister minister has in store for him?</div>

Easy Prediction Key:

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Dawn · March 8, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Loving this one so far, Swanton. Keep it up!

C0D3D2BLazy · March 8, 2018

I've been really looking for a new zany but awesome Cornellverse dynasty ever since ZEN:The Art of Staying Classy ended, and this is already shaping up to be just as good if not even better!

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Curtman · March 9, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Adelwolf · March 9, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Loving this diary!

Ayden · March 9, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

I guess this diary is ok...

Pteroid · March 10, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

merrykieran2 · March 11, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Peppermint Rage · March 11, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

love the video for roger's theme as a SMASH fan It was cool seeing those guys as well as the fanklin horner comunity centre

The Swanton825 · March 11, 2018

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Hey Remmy, just wanted to let you know we're almost twelve grand in the red right now.

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Don't worry, dude. I'm just finishing up a painting we can sell now.

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I...

It's me as a happy sock puppet! You like it?

Remmy, this isn't even a real painting. You made it in that Passpartout game.

Yeah and it sold in the game.

There is no way-

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I'd say George R.R. Martin knows a bit more about art than you, dude.

It's still just a video game!

And you're a permanent hallucination brought on by drug usage taking the form of a video game character that can't talk. Reality is what I make of it at this point.

*Knock* *Knock*

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Hello, I'm an insanely rich man who likes to dress as Batman and obviously not the real Batman on a vacation forced on me by my-er, his butler. I was staring into your window and noticed that beautiful painting. I am willing to offer you $25,000,000 for the painting and the computer that houses it.

Sure.

Thank you citizen, good day to you.

That would never happen again in a million years.

Don't need it to, dude. Now to get the monster PC I always dreamed of...

He's leaving in a bat-shaped jet.

Finally, I can play The Witcher 3 on max settings!

And you're not even listening to me...</div>

(OOC: I meant to post the show today, but I totally blanked. Hopefully this bit of stupid makes up for it in the meantime.)

OneWingedAngel · March 11, 2018

The Aces Of Mayhem vs The Hellview Boyz

The Gilbert Brothers vs The Nest Of Vipers

Laura Flame vs Nomad

Arthur Dexter Bradley vs Hugh de Aske vs JOJI vs Ricochet Ramone vs Roger Monteiro vs Stuntman

Brendan Idol vs Raphael

Aldous Blackfriar vs Remmy Skye

Two things:

Love the BAND-MAID. More J-rock!

And when are you booking Big Magic?

Voeltzwagon · March 11, 2018

Just caught up on this and....

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I.....

lamp you.

MisterRomanini · March 11, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Swanton825" data-cite="The Swanton825" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <img alt="xb9MDvL.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xb9MDvL.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> </div></blockquote> I have no words...

The Swanton825 · March 11, 2018

Before the show...

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Dude, Triss is obviously best girl!

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Triss is trash! Yennefer is my waifu!

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Ciri!

Dude, gross!

Yeah, that's like your daughter, man!

How did you even get back here?

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I have no idea what you're arguing about, but it sounds like it's time for Wrestler's Court!

*BOOM*

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We got the beer, eh!

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That keg be the size of a kraken, mateys! I'll stick me grog though. Mmm, nothin' like the smooth taste of kerosene and red dye #2!</div>

The Swanton825 · March 11, 2018

<div style="text-align:center;">ERGO Adrenalized Valiance Live From The Rainbow Bar & Grill Attendance: 89 (and Mike) Pre-Show: Austin Smooth defeated Brimston and Evil Spirit: E+ <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="2lPivJU.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2lPivJU.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Ai1Nkqx.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Ai1Nkqx.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Hello, internet! I'm Dane- Yes, yes they know who we are. We don't need to do this every time! Let's get to the wrestling already! Um, okay let's get to the first match then. <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="R0rCaBK.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/R0rCaBK.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="P1vcBPn.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/P1vcBPn.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="M8Zsp4J.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/M8Zsp4J.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="OJvHur2.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OJvHur2.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/_4VCpTZye10?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Three Days Grace - Break"></iframe></div></div> vs <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYxFOnJOZ4" rel="external nofollow">The Hellview Boyz</a> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a decent match, The Aces Of Mayhem defeated The Hellview Boyz in 9:50 when Ace Youngblood defeated Fearless Blue by pinfall with a Chaos Effect. The Aces Of Mayhem make defense number 1 of their ERGO Duality Championship titles. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> A solid first defense of their Duality titles for The Aces Of Mayhem, wouldn't you agree, Travis? I would have won faster... <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="oTPIb28.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/oTPIb28.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="Ti27NQj.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Ti27NQj.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="kRqeIsK.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/kRqeIsK.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="aR1iy4f.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/aR1iy4f.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/34AHY5j_GX0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Winnipeg Jets 2014-2015 Goal Horn ᴴᴰ"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/QrlPuveLAAw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Cancer Bats - Sabotage"></iframe></div></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a decent match, The Nest Of Vipers defeated The Gilbert Brothers in 14:09 when Mimic defeated Jesse Gilbert by pinfall after cracking Jesse's own hockey stick over his head. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> Beautiful! For the first time ever someone uses a hockey stick like it was meant to be used. I'm almost certain hockey sticks have been used as weapons before. Both by and against The Gilberts themselves at that! Well it's the first time I've seen it, Dane so it's still a first! <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="2gK6v0C.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2gK6v0C.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="rsF0aGJ.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/rsF0aGJ.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Vn3WKmyprEo?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Killswitch Engage - This Is Absolution [OFFICIAL VIDEO]"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cwPg8gJq_Kw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Metallica - Wherever I May Roam (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a decent match, Laura Flame defeated Nomad in 8:45 by pinfall with a Flame Fire Kick. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> Another win for Laura Flame, she's on... Don't say it! What? On the road to a winning streak? I thought you were- I'm a professional, Travis. Puns and wordplay are not part of my job description. I'm sorry for doubting you, Dane. I'm not sure what my problem is tonight. I'm sure you'll bounce back in time for the big Aerodome match up next. Yeah, I'm-wait, bounce? Why you little! <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="r4VNcai.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/r4VNcai.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="oWGkK9u.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/oWGkK9u.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="gy8gj4w.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/gy8gj4w.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="94azLdb.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/94azLdb.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="MGPRKmq.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/MGPRKmq.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="qWl1ZoI.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/qWl1ZoI.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="G7veZoL.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/G7veZoL.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Qp6Qn8IwPf8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Offspring - Original Prankster (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/f55CqLc6IR0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="ALESTORM - Drink (Official Video) | Napalm Records"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Uds7g3M-4lQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="BAND-MAID / Thrill (スリル) (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tEPB7uzKuh4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Pendulum - Watercolour (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Vq1RcKhiQLU?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Halluci Nation Ft. Northern Voice - Suplex (Official video)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/DBwgX8yBqsw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Hatebreed -"></iframe></div></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a decent match, Arthur Dexter Bradley defeated Hugh de Aske, JOJI, Ricochet Ramone, Roger Monteiro and Stuntman in an Aerodome match in 11:48 when Arthur Dexter Bradley escaped the cage just seconds before Stuntman. Arthur Dexter Bradley wins the ERGO Aerial Artistry title. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="oWGkK9u.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/oWGkK9u.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="2IJKN9t.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2IJKN9t.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="G7veZoL.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/G7veZoL.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="kZbZYSi.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/kZbZYSi.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Just as he's handed the Aerial Artistry belt, A.D.B. is leveled from behind by Acid II, soon followed by Stuntman. Devil May Care beat him into the ground for a good while before Haley Buck finally calls them off. Before they leave, Haley leans down and shouts, "This isn't over!" right in A.D.B.'s face. Rating: E</div></blockquote> A bittersweet victory for Arthur Dexter Bradley. Hopefully he'll be back on his feet in time for next month's show. He got what he deserved, stealing Stuntman's victory like that! Stole it by legitimately escaping before him? Yes. <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="mIjGxy6.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/mIjGxy6.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Just before the bell is rung, Raphael grabs a mic. "This isn't fair! I know and everyone here knows I was screwed out of the ERGO title by Matt Sparrow! I deserve a rematch, not a match with this Raphael wannabe! You and I wrestled enough up in Rhode Island, I have nothing to prove here. So congratulations, ERGO, Raphael vs Brendan Idol is not happening! I'm going home. Before Raphael can exit the ring though, Idol grabs him and whips him into the corner as the bell is rung. Rating: E+</div></blockquote> <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="nN9GD7v.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/nN9GD7v.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="mIjGxy6.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/mIjGxy6.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NIGMUAMevH0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/FdSRfdu_dLU?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back [Lyrics]"></iframe></div></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a bout that had good heat and decent wrestling, Brendan Idol defeated Raphael in 17:30 by pinfall with a roll up. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> And that's why you don't get into the ring before refusing to wrestle. Indeed, Raphael was on his back foot the entire match. Though I'd expected you would have made some excuse for Raphael's loss. I like the cunning guys, Dane, not the stupid ones. <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="nN9GD7v.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/nN9GD7v.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="xgrpilL.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xgrpilL.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>After the match, Brendan Idol grabs a mic. "Seeing as how I beat the self-proclaimed number one contender, I'd like to issue my own challenge to the ERGO Champion Matt Sparrow! But I want to do this face-to-face, so Matt-" Before he can say another word, Matt Sparrow's music hits and he makes his way into the ring. "Well that was fast. As I was going to say, I'd like to-" Sparrow grabs the mic from Idol, staring daggers at him. "Anytime, anywhere!" Rating: D</div></blockquote> Looks like we already have one marquee match-up set for next month! In my day, we punched the challenger in the jaw to seal the deal... <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="2YZolYY.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2YZolYY.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="wjjvrKb.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/wjjvrKb.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="YHS8w4h.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/YHS8w4h.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/yuz3RAcDG6M?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Death Note - Low of solipsism (epic music)"></iframe></div></div> vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/58DA3ssO6xc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="LastDayHere - Fly Away [Official Video]"></iframe></div></div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>In a bout that had great heat and good wrestling, Remmy Skye defeated Aldous Blackfriar in 15:15 by pinfall with a Skye Diver through a table. Rating: D</div></blockquote> <img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <img alt="2YZolYY.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2YZolYY.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Following Remmy's celebration, Aldous slowly climbs to his feet out of the pressed wood wreckage. Initially he looks angry at his loss, but suddenly he begins laughing. "Ehehehehehe...Hahahahahahahahahaha! The hunt begins!" Rating: D</div></blockquote> Aldous Blackfriar has lost his mind! You're just not smart enough to understand his grand plan, Dane! And you are? Smart enough to realize there is a plan. Looks like this will be argument for another time, Travis as we're out of time! Tune in next month for ERGO Presents: Visual Echoes! Overall Rating: D</div>

The Swanton825 · March 11, 2018

And now it's time for the prediction results! Smasher1311: 4/6 C0D3D2BLazy: 3/6 Curtman: 2/6 Adelwolf: 3/6 Ayden: 3/6 Pteroid: 4/6 merrykieran2: 4/6 jameschaos: 2/6 OneWingedAngel: 3/6 A three way tie between Smasher1311, Pteroid and merrykieran2! You know what that means? Neither do I! What do I do!? WHAT DO I DO!? <img alt="giphy.gif" data-src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/XgZyT8SxXioFO/giphy.gif" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Voeltzwagon" data-cite="Voeltzwagon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Just caught up on this and.... ...... I..... lamp you.</div></blockquote> Lamp is all I need. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MisterRomanini" data-cite="MisterRomanini" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I have no words...</div></blockquote> "Masterpiece" comes to mind.

Ayden · March 11, 2018

It took me way too long to figure out who Mike is...

The Swanton825 · March 11, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Ayden" data-cite="Ayden" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It took me way too long to figure out who Mike is...</div></blockquote> I have no idea what you're talking about. Mike resembles myself in no way, shape or form.

C0D3D2BLazy · March 11, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Ayden" data-cite="Ayden" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>It took me way too long to figure out who Mike is...</div></blockquote> Guess I'm stupid cause I still have no idea lol.

The Swanton825 · March 12, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="C0D3D2BLazy" data-cite="C0D3D2BLazy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Guess I'm stupid cause I still have no idea lol.</div></blockquote> You're not stupid. It's a dumb joke I wouldn't expect most people to get since it's me poking fun at my failures in wrestling IRL. Ayden and I have been buds for a while so he was bound to recognize Mike's render eventually. Didn't think it'd take him this long though, gonna have to rethink our friendship... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Ayden · March 12, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="The Swanton825" data-cite="The Swanton825" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45038" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You're not stupid. It's a dumb joke I wouldn't expect most people to get since it's me poking fun at my failures in wrestling IRL. Ayden and I have been buds for a while so he was bound to recognize Mike's render eventually. Didn't think it'd take him this long though, gonna have to rethink our friendship... <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> I thought you would've rethought our friendship whenever I constantly insult you <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Dawn · March 12, 2018

An Invader Zim gif is enough of a prize for me mate.

The Swanton825 · March 12, 2018

The Day After...

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Remmy is strolling through downtown Athens when suddenly three men in strange butterfly-themed outfits run up to him.

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Fear me, hippy! For I am...The Viceroy!

Dad, this is humiliating...

Quiet, Henchman #626!

Yeah! Shut up, Jerry!

You be quiet too, #69!

Why did you let him pick that number?

Cuz it's hi-larious!

Dude, street performers! I love your costumes! Do you take tips?

Uh, yeah!

Cool! Here's a check to five million dollars.

Yes! Another victory for The Viceroy!

We already got the SWF back, why are we still doing this.

Come on, look how happy it makes him.

Remmy hands the strange man the check and continues on his way.

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You realize that was Richard Eisen, right?

Who? I don't keep up with politics.

Before Kuma has time to be confused, another man runs up to Remmy.

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You! If you do not give me a check for five million dollars as well, it will be extremely painful!

Sure, no prob. Just let me-

For you!

At least Eisen didn't just buy his disguise at Walmart...

Aaand done! There you go, dude.

Wait, really? But I had this whole speech planned and everything.

Again, Remmy continues along his way.

Okay, you *had* to have recognized Peter Michaels!

Didn't he write that one song people like?

That could not be more vague.

Oh hey, another dude.

<img alt="QAJtlLb.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/QAJtlLb.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Hey, brother.

Hey, dude.

Can I have some money?

Sure.

Thanks, brother.

The long-maned man flies off.

Stop giving weird rich people your money!

You know, I think that might have been Jim Force.

You think!?

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Me next!

Why are there so many famous people on this one street!?

*One procession of wrestlers who don't need the money later*

Are we done? Did you waste all the money!?

Not all of it. I've still got about $200,000 left.

That's not bad, I guess. How much did last night's show cost again?

About $15,000.

We're doomed...</div>

The Swanton825 · March 13, 2018

I'm going to be taking a week off from writing for personal reasons, but hopefully by next Monday I'll be feeling up to writing more of Remmy's nonsensical adventures.

The Swanton825 · March 16, 2018

<div style="text-align:center;"><img alt="xHBxYwS.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xHBxYwS.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<img alt="2lPivJU.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/2lPivJU.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="xgrpilL.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xgrpilL.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Another show is in the books and that means it's time for a new episode of the ERGO Rundown! With me this time is ERGO Champion Matt Sparrow. Matt, you'll be making the first defense of your championship at Visual Echoes against Brendan Idol. Do you have anything to say regarding that?

Yeah, I'm gonna win.

Is that all? No further words for Brendan Idol?

I win matches. That's all you need to know. If you wanted a ten minute rant, then you should have invited that stooge Raphael.

Fair enough. Up next, our cameras caught up with The Gilbert Brothers following their controversial loss to The Nest Of Vipers.

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Backstage at Adrenalized Valiance...

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Jesse is sitting on the floor, holding an ice pack where Mimic struck him with the hockey stick, the remains of which lay next to him. Joe, meanwhile, is pacing back and forth anxiously until he notices the cameraman and charges towards him.

You think you're pretty clever, eh? Cheap shotting my brother like that. Well let me tell you something, ya hosers, Jesse and I have been beating each other senseless since we were kids! You want to hit us with hockey sticks? Then we want a hockey stick on a pole match!

Eddie Shore!

Old time hockey!

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Strong words from The Gilberts. Strong, slightly strange words. Joining me now is Arthur Dexter Bradley, our brand new Aerial Artistry Champion.

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'Sup, brudda?

Well Arthur, first of all congratulations on your victory.

This right here's my real first taste of gold, so I'm more than a little proud.

Unfortunately your win was spoiled somewhat by Devil May Care.

Spoiled? I got jumped by a couple punks who can't take a loss like men. That paumuku they got draggin' 'em everywhere ain't helping either.

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Before ADB can continue, Haley Buck bursts in.

What did you call me!?

Oh hey, speak of the devil...

Ms. Buck please, we're in the middle of an interview.

My men aren't punks and I'm not a...pau-whatever! You know why that's your first taste of gold? Because you got lucky! If you fought either of my boys in a straight fight, you wouldn't have a chance!

You think so?

I know so!

And I have lost control of this situation.

Ha! Sure, I'll give 'em a shot at me and my baby. And just for fun, I'll give both a shot at the same time! Let's see if your "men" are still on the same page afterwards.

You're on!

Looks like we have another match set next month for Visual Echoes! Just in time too as we are out of time. Keep checking our site for more updates!</div>

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