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mistaken · March 12, 2018

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Previously on Community. Jeffrey winger was caught being a lawyer without a law degree, choosing the better part of valor Jeff commited suicide and entered his own personal purgatory (some argue hell) continuous eternal enrollment at greendale community college.

On his first day Jeff became saddled with his own personal torment, er study group, consisting of an odd cast of characters. Jeff, and by proxy the group's, soul purpose is to engage in weekly episodic hijinx that lead to neither personal or educational growth.

Despite this being Jeffrey’s personal after life, the extended cast of characters carries on a rich extracurricular life, that often ends up intersecting with Jeff or his study group, leading to some of the aforementioned hyjinx.

and now, the lost episode.

mistaken · March 12, 2018

hold

mistaken · March 12, 2018

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(Library)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

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</div></div><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">Britta: Can you believe the utter misogyny of this! *she waves a flyer around*</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Shirley: I just don’t see why it’s such a big deal, it’s not like a real lady would ever want to do it.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Annie: well, um, I was thinking of trying out.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Britta: THAT IS NOT THE POINT! The fact that we have had a wrestling team here at greendale, and they have not held try outs for women in the past. I just can’t understand!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Jeff: Psh, like you would really care this is just another one of your crusades.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

*Abed and Troy glance meaningfully at one another*</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Chase: It’s not like women can wrestle at the olympics or anything so why does it even matter?</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Change: *from the vent* </span></span></div></div><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#Women" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#Women" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#Women" rel="external nofollow"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">interesting fact about that</span></span></a></div><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#Women" rel="external nofollow"></a></div><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrestling_at_the_Summer_Olympics#Women" rel="external nofollow"></a><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Whole group: SHUT UP CHANG!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Annie: well, the flyer says they need at least four girls to join, or the sport will be dropped from the school</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Jeff: Boo Hoo, twenty minutes ago we didn’t even know that Greendale had a wrestling team.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Britta: girls, Girls, GIRLS! Where do they get off, women or even ladies, but the gall to refer to us as girls!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Shirley: I don’t know, I kind of like it, it makes me feel younger somehow.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Chase: That reminds me of the time I flew to Thailand . . . Oh never mind it didn’t work anyway.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Britta: Well I am going to give the Dean a piece of my mind.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Annie: *getting up and chasing after Britta* Britta don’t, ruin this for me. *glancing back* Troy will you be my coach?</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Troy: If i must, *turns to abed* you coming.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Abed: Yes, I want to see how this turns out, it has shades of Ready to Rumble.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Rogue · March 12, 2018

Oh. My. God. <strong>Yes.</strong>

ElectricX · March 12, 2018

I'm excited to see where you go with this. I loved this show.

mistaken · March 12, 2018

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CobheadJake · March 12, 2018

I'm not 100% sure I even know what is happening here but I love it and I loved this show. Good luck!

mistaken · March 15, 2018

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(gym)

Dean: My name, for those of you who might not know, is Dean Pelton. There has been a itsy bitsy title nine complaint against our wrestling team, and the flyers have drawn you all here today to try and disprove the nasty rumor about the Human Beings Wrestling team. I mean how can Greendale not be gender equal? I mean come on, Greendale doesn’t have a discriminatory bone in my body! *he grins and throws his hands up at the thought of Greendale’s bone in his body*

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*the study group walk in, all of two ladies are sitting and listening to the dean*

Dean: Oh Hello Jeffrey, just sit anywhere. I am SO glad that you brought some ladies with you, I can’t tell you how much the saving the wrestling team means to me.

Annie: Dean, why 4 girls? Is that one for each weight class.

Dean: Oh my goodness no. We would never discriminate like that, we believe that people of all sizes are capable of all things. Though there is a minimum height requirement because of that one time *the Dean gets a far off look in his eye as he pauses* oh that one time.

Dean: so congratulations to all of you, you are now on the team.

Britta: Wait, what? I am here to protest the ongoing misogyny, and corruption of the power dynamic vacum of the . . .

Dean: That is absolutely wonderful, I will make sure the booster club makes you a sign. Just make sure you bring that kind of passion to your first match.

Jeff: Dean your the booster club aren’t you? *said in sarcastic tone*

Dean; *throwing his hands up in a who me gesture* Guilty!

Jeff: *under his breath* what kind of tryouts just accepts everyone that shows up. Good luck with this one girls.

Dean: Oh Jeffrey, I meant you as well, I have just the uniform for you. Oh and Chase we needed a new commentator, Leonard decided he wanted to join the squad. I will see all of you this Friday for our first Meet.

Shirley: I am not sure if God is going to like this or not, but shouldn’t we atleast practice before we get the crapped kicked out of us?

*the Dean is walking off at this point, waving off the last concern*

Dean: Pish, it’s just wrestling . . .

mistaken · March 18, 2018

<p>Full disclosure. I want to disclose as little as possible and just thank everyone for their patience. </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rogue" data-cite="Rogue" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45107" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Oh. My. God. <strong>Yes.</strong></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I hope I live up to a quarter of the expectations in this comment.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="ElectricX" data-cite="ElectricX" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45107" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm excited to see where you go with this. I loved this show.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I hope I capture the texture of the characters and feel of the show.</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="CobheadJake" data-cite="CobheadJake" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45107" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm not 100% sure I even know what is happening here but I love it and I loved this show. Good luck!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> good then you and I are on the same page.</p>

K-Nection · March 18, 2018

What in the world did I just read!? Ok I'm in for just how off the wall this is lol.

mistaken · March 18, 2018

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(Library)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p>

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Britta: I was thinking, maybe we should learn the basics about wrestling before we show up on Friday.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Annie: *looking dreamily at Troy* I think I am going to get some, one on one coaching.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Troy: We never agreed to that. Abed and I have discussed it and we think we are going to come at this from a different angle</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Abed: Yeah I think I will make the costumes.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Jeff: Abed, I am sure there are school issued uniforms. I for one am going to show up, prove how useless I am and get kicked off the team.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Annie: Come on Jeff, why even come if your going to do that.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Jeff: Just to annoy Dean Pelton.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Abed: I am clearly missing something here, I must figure it out. *Abed swipes an invisible cape in front of his face and scurries out of the library*</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Chang: *from vent* ♫ I am a champion, I am a champion♫ Hey Jeff I plan on being a women’s wrestling champ!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

The whole group: Shut up Chang!</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Chase: I’m just glad I get a chance to show Leonard how much better I am at commentary than he is.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Shirley: That’s not the type of attitude Jesus would want you to have chase. *clutching her purse to her chest just a little tighter* Remember the meek shall inherit the earth.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Chase: Are you saying that Jesus my gardener is trying to steal my inheritance? We will see about that. *Chase uses one hand to send his power chair out of the library and his other to dial his brick of a cell phone* Hello Consuela . . . </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"> </span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;">

Jeff: Well now that the obligatory racism is done with, maybe we should get down to studying for . . . exactly which class are we taking this semester.</span></span></div></div><p></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Nobby_McDonald · March 19, 2018

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="CobheadJake" data-cite="CobheadJake" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="45107" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm not 100% sure I even know what is happening here but I love it and I loved this show. Good luck!</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I have no idea what is happening here.</p>

mistaken · March 22, 2018

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(gym</p><p>

Friday)</p></div><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>

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*Jeff and the study group walk in to the gym, a boxing ring is set up in the center*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: Oh Hey there. Why don’t you just walk this way, I saved seats for you all in front row.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*the dean hands Britta a sign that reads ‘Down with misogyny, I only want female progeny’* </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Annie *dressed in a collegiate wrestling singlet*: Um, dean, why is there a boxing ring in here? And where are the wrestling mats?</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Abed and Troy give each other knowing glances, and then perform their signature handshake*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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Dean: Oh, why whatever do you mean?</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Annie just stares at the Dean*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Jeff: Well Dean, I think we were under the impression that we had joined the wrestling team, and you seem to have the gym set up for a boxing match.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*the Dean puts his forefinger to his lips in consternation, clearly not understanding the confusion*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: Well Jeffery, how about I introduce you to our *air quotes* wrestlers, and you will see how serious I am about the wrestling program here at Greendale.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Jeff: Dean why did you just use air quotes?</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Champagne Supernova hits on the PA*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Starburns comes out and gets in the ring holding a championship belt over his head*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><span>http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj232/mistaken4now/community/star_burns1.jpeg</span><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: Meet our regional greendale world wide universal champion, Star Burns.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Starburns: Excuse me Dean, my name is Alex Osborne. My Starburns do not define me!</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*The Dean ignores Starburns and keeps right on talking</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: While Starburns is champion, so is our next student athlete, let me introduce the Unlimited none exclusive all contents champion of the world, Magnitude.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*I feel the Earth crumbling under my feet hits on the PA*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Magnitude come out, and gets behind a podium just the the side of the ring, and next to what looks like an announce table*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><span>http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj232/mistaken4now/community/magnitude.jpg</span><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Magnitude: the champ is ‘POP! POP!’ *some students that are sitting in the audience stand and cheer*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Chang: *from a vent in the ceiling* pop, pop, whatever.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: you see those two don’t really have a problem with one another, but the next gentleman has a problem with everyone he matches up with.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Fat Neil in a suit of armour comes out*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><span>http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj232/mistaken4now/community/fat_neil.jpg</span><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Neil: It just doesn’t pay to ignore the Neil-in-ator!</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: *with the back of his hand to the side of his mouth, in a false whisper* I hate that name, but if he must he must. *back to full voice* I give you our Supreme all Masters Title holder Fat Neil. . . in-ator.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Andre, Shirley’s ex husband walks out and pushes Neil asside*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

</div></div><span>http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj232/mistaken4now/community/andre.jpg</span><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Andre: I See the Dean has once again left the black man until last. Not like I am not the biggest champion of the squad.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: Why I never, and might I say yes-you-are. I give you Andre the Universal World All Lands Gold Medal Super Champion, Andre.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*Neil pushes Andre aside*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Neil: I will not have my moment stolen.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

*the dean gets between the two, but is pulling them onto himself, more than holding them apart*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Jeff: Enough already Dean, 4 champions for one team? What is this boxing? Oh yeah right the ring. Are there any non champions.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: *coming out from between the pair who are still pushing and shoving each other.* Why Yes Jeffery there are, Leonard who just joined the active roster, and of course all of you who just joined. But I am sure you will earn titles soon enough.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Annie: Dean this doesn’t look like the wrestling Troy trained me for.</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;"> </div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

Dean: Pish! *gets a far way look in his eye* let me tell you how the wrestling team got started *we fade to a flash back*</div></div><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"></span></span></p><div style="margin-left:25px;"><div style="margin-left:25px;">

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