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SWF Supreme TV Part 4

Tues Wk 3, Jan 2016

 

(Angry Gilmore is shown sitting down in the locker room when Jack Bruce walks in)

 

Gilmore: You know Jack, I just can't seem to ever win the big one. I was this damn close on Thursday, but Remo was just a little bit better than me. Every time I work my way up to an opportunity, I fail the f*** out of it. I just don't know what to do anymore.

 

Bruce: Listen, I have a tag team match tonight, how would you like to prove yourself with me against Remo tonight.

 

Gilmore: Sounds good, but who's on Remo's side?

 

Bruce: I don't think even Richard (Eisen) knows, but god knows it sure ain't gonna be easy.

 

Gilmore: I was born always looking for a challenge. I once kicked a kid in kindergarden for stealing my orange slices, but I got sent to the corner.

 

Bruce: You got sent to the corner? Damn, you're a dork!

 

Gilmore: That was 30 something years ago! Anyway, my point is, there is no one I won't go up against.

 

Bruce: That's better, maybe you aren't the dork I thought you were.

 

Gilmore: (Laughs) Shut up! (Sarcastically)

 

Bruce: Anyway, I'm gonna grab a beer before I go out, catch ya later.

 

Gilmore: Thanks Jack.

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SWF Supreme TV Part 5

Tues Wk 3, Jan 2016

 

Match #3- "Prime Time" Spencer Spade vs Joe Sexy

 

The SWF Supreme champion Spencer Spade proves why he deserves that title with a strong showing against Joe Sexy, who really showed in this match that he isn't able to keep up in the ring like he used to, but he still no doubt put in a solid performance tonight. Although Sexy is a decent all rounder, he is no match for the much more athletic Spade, who uses his speed advantage to outmaneuver Sexy, eventually wearing him down enough for the Supreme Stunner (RKO).

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SWF Supreme TV Part 6

Tues Wk 3, Jan 2016

 

(The Crippler comes out to the ring in a leather jacket)

 

(Fans boo loudly)

 

Crippler: Shut Up!

 

(More boos)

 

Crippler: Do you understand me? Get it through your damn thick skulls! Shut the hell up!

 

(Continous boos)

 

Crippler: Before I shove my **** down everyone's throats, they need to shut their damn mouths so I cam talk!

 

(Chants of Small C*** Crippler are heard)

 

Crippler: Enough! All I have to say is that I am issuing an open challenge, right here, right now to anyone who dare step up to challenge the most skilled man to ever grace the SWF.

 

(Marc Dubois's music fills the crowd's ears, and massive cheers can be heard as Dubois sprints down to the ring)

 

Dubois: You know what Crips? I only have two words for you, F*** OFF!

 

(The Crippler swings at Dubois before the match starts)

 

Match #4- The Crippler vs Marc Dubois

 

The Crippler and Marc Dubois hold nothing back, with both men hitting each other with stiff forearms and an especially beautiful enziguri by Dubois. The match goes on with both men never stopping to let the other catch a breather, which actually leads to both men tiring out surprsingly fast. The Crippler at one point locks in the Crippler Crossface, but Dubois counters into a Dubious Dubois pin, only tombe reversed back into the Crippler Crossface, which at that point leads Dubois to tapping out.,

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SWF Supreme TV Part 7

Tues Wk 3, Jan 2016

 

Match #5- Jack Bruce and Angry Gilmore vs Remo and A secret partner

 

Before the match, fans are highly anticipating who Remo's mystery partner is. Everyone turns and stares at the entrance, when a song hits that instantly turns the looks of confidence on Bruce and Gilmore's faces into looks of doubt, when the returning 7'2, 495 pound monster MARAT KHOKLOV rushes into the ring. As talented as Bruce and Gilmore are, they were no match for Marat on this night. Marat dominated all match on Bruce, destroying him with brutal lariats that nearly decapitate Bruce. The only time Remo gets tagged in is for the finish, when Remo picks up the scraps and hits the Destroyer (F-5) onto Angry Gilmore for the win.

 

(After the match, Marat hits Remo with a Moscow Lariat out of nowhere, only to hit another one on Bruce and one on Gilmore, before leaving the ring and glaring at the carnage he left in his wake.)

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Rhyme1234" data-cite="Rhyme1234" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46286" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Need more metal entrances. Btw, I wanted to know more about the crippler, any short description of him?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'll try.</p><p> </p><p> The Crippler is a veteran worker (Age 42 at start of game) who started in CGC but worked his way to SWF under a mask. He was named "Lobster Warrior" and was a huge hit, although he was stuck in the upper midcard due to the goofy gimmick. With the SWF main event seen in tatters, "Lobby" turned heel for the first time and was repackaged as The Crippler, which has made him a true main event player. </p><p> </p><p> Hope that helped</p>
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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="branana06" data-cite="branana06" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46286" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'll try.<p> </p><p> The Crippler is a veteran worker who started in CGC but worked his way to SWF under a mask. He was named "Lobster Warrior" and was a huge hit, although he was stuck in the upper midcard due to the goofy gimmick. With the SWF main event seen in tatters, "Lobby" turned heel for the first time and was repackaged as The Crippler, which has made him a true main event player. </p><p> </p><p> Hope that helped</p></div></blockquote><p> Yup. Thanks. Hoping to see more great work from you.<img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>
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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 1</p><p>

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016</p><p> </p><p>

(Angry Gilmore comes out to a strange cross of Steve Austin's theme mixed with thunderstruck by AC/DC, I honestly don't know how I thought of that.)</p><p> </p><p>

Gilmore: Last week, I went into the tag match confident, and left in a streak of my own piss due to one Marat Khoklov. If there was one man on the face of the planet I wouldn't want to face, it would be Marat Khoklov. I would rather face Chuck Norris in a decapitation match for F*** sake! Marat may be intimidating, he may be one of the strongest guys in the wrestling business today but that doesn't hide the fact that he doesn't know how to wrestle. For the love of god, not many people can botch a lock up but Marat takes the cake for that one. I know how to wrestle. At least I can put on a decent match. Why is he getting main events when he does nothing but stink up the entire place. According to the LAPD, the suicide rate was three times greater than normal while Marat was wrestling. Althouh I'll have to carry him to something good, I am challenging Marat Khoklov at Nothing To Lose, to prove that you are nothing but a 500 pound piece of trash that needs to go back to wrestling school! No matter how strong you are, you will never outwrestle Angry F***in Gilmore!</p>

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<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DevilofNG" data-cite="DevilofNG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="46286" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Sorry haven’t posted in a while but I’ve been reading. Those promos by Gilmore and Crippler were AWESOME. Interesting addition bringing Khoklov in.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks. I brought in Khoklov because I really lacked a Super Heavyweight or above monster heel, and I'm not willing to push Everest. Also to stop USPW from snagging him.</p>
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SWF Supreme TV Part 2

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016

 

Match #1- Everest vs Robbie Retro

 

In a match that was headed straight for the garbage, Everest faced Robbie Retro in a pretty bad match that had people running towards the exit faster than Everest runs toward catering. In the end, Robbie Retro danced his way to victory after Everest simply collapsed in the ring due to exhaustion, at that point Darren Smith called it off.

 

(After the match Richard Eisen comes out)

 

Richard: You fat son of a b****! You think that having you on TV is going to help us claim back our spot at the top of the industry? You need your god damn head examined! Everest, for all I care you can go back to screwing around in Japan. Elmer, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 3</p><p>

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016</p><p> </p><p>

(Everest is shown walking out of the arena, with everyone laughing at him on his way out)</p><p> </p><p>

(Jack Bruce and Angry Gilmore are backstage for the second week in a row)</p><p> </p><p>

Bruce: I feel like that fat sack of crap got what was coming to him. Anyways, Gilmore, I have a match tonight against Marat and I might require some assistance. Because I rrally don't want my head ripped off and shoved up my own ass.</p><p> </p><p>

Gilmore: Well it would probably help your prostate at least...</p><p> </p><p>

Bruce: For the love of god! Will you do it or not???</p><p> </p><p>

Gilmore: Jack, I really don't feel well about this. I'm not ready to fight tonight and with what I said to Marat, it might be my head that ends up your ass.</p><p> </p><p>

Bruce: Listen, joining forces is the only way we are going to be able to take down this steroid popping b*tch, and we need to take him out fast as possible so you can focus on Rogue, and I can reclaim my SWF World Heavyweight championship!</p><p> </p><p>

(Remo shows up and stands behind Bruce, glaring at him)</p><p> </p><p>

Remo: You think so? Well, one thing's for certain now. I'll damn sure be in Marat's corner tonight, and if your little firned decides to cause any s*** I will end him.</p><p> </p><p>

(Remo walks off, leaving Gilmore with Bruce)</p><p> </p><p>

Gilmore: Jack, count me in.</p><p> </p><p>

(Gilmore walks off, Bruce nods, apparently pleased)</p>

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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 4</p><p>

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016</p><p> </p><p>

Match #2- Marc Dubois vs Joe Sexy</p><p> </p><p>

After both men losing their respective matches at When Hell Freezes Over, both Sexy and Dubois could really use a win. This match is surprisingly one sided for the first half, as Dubois maintains the higher workrate, but evens out more towards the end as Dubois slows down. Some highlights include Joe Sexy reversing a hurricanrana into a powerbomb, and Marc Dubois hitting a top rope Moonsault that connects with Sexy from halfway across the ring. In the end, Sexy gets the win after a One Night Stand (Clothesline From Hell) for the win.</p>

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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 5</p><p>

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016</p><p> </p><p>

(Spencer Spade is in the ring)</p><p> </p><p>

Spade: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Spencer Spade and I am the reigning, defending, SWF Supreme champion. Now, I have an important announcement to make. If you somehow missed the latest episode of RIPW Weekly, I held an open challenge for this very title, and who to answer it but Matty Faith, except for the fact that I beat him. The son of a man who is in the Hall Of Immortals could not beat Spencer Spade, because I am the best thing this company has ever seen! Which is why tonight, I'm issuing an open challenge for MY SWF Supreme championship! For anyone in the world to step up and prove they have what it takes to be on top.</p><p> </p><p>

(Zimmy Bumfhole makes his way to the ring with his brother Randy)</p><p> </p><p>

Zimmy: Now Spade, I must say, from the bottom of my heart, you are one of the most disrespectful rookie sh*tpiles I've ever met! You think that you can just waltz your stupid ass in here, claiming you are the best when you have been here all of a month? You are pathetic, and I can't wait to kick your ass tonight, right here, right now!</p><p> </p><p>

(Jefferson Stardust makes his way to the ring, alongside Huey Cannonball)</p><p> </p><p>

Stardust: I'm gonna keep this short and sweet, Spencer Spade is without a doubt the future of this company, and you honestly think you will beat him? I'm telling you it would be in your best interest to get your asses outta here before Spencer Spade beats you, right here, right now!</p><p> </p><p>

Zimmy: Spade, you realize I'm not going to go easy, right? I don't sugarcoat sh*t, I'm not Willy Wonka.</p>

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SWF Supreme TV Part 6

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016

 

Match #3- SWF Supreme Title- "Prime Time" Spencer Spade (With The Awesomeness) © vs Zimmy Bumfhole (With Randy Bumfhole)

 

Everyone thought this match was going to be amazing, and they were not let down. They went all out with everything they did, from technical holds to high flying maneuvers to daredevil divee and everything in between. It truly was 15 minutes of spectacular wrestling. Near the end of the match Zimmy Bumfhole threw Spencer Spade to the outside, right into Huey Cannonball. Huey gets in the ring and gets in Zimmy's face, which is when Randy Bumfhole steps in (At this point, referee Ric Young is about to throw the match). Spencer Spade comes back with Jefferson Stardust, and the two sides keep yelling at each other until eventually all five men start brawling and the match is called a double DQ.

 

(The brawl continues until Zimmy breaks away from the pack and grabs a mic)

 

Zimmy: You know Spade, you might have the numbers now, but we have backup. Turn around, idiots!

 

The returning Des Davids knocks Spade and The Awesomeness on their asses.

 

(Richard Eisen is standing on the stage)

 

Richard: Well, it's good to see that you're finally back Des. Now, as for the six of you, you guys seem to want each other painfully bad, so you're going to get that. At Nothing To Lose, it will be Spencer Spade and The Awesomeness versus The Amazing Bumfholes and Des Davids in a SIX MAN TAG MATCH! But here's the catch, the SWF Supreme title will be on the line, and whoever scores the pin or submission in that match, will become the new SWF Supreme champion!

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SWF Supreme TV Part 7

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016

 

(Before the match, Joey Morgan comes out and grabs a mic)

 

Morgan: Now, I know I haven't been seen for the past couple weeks but, I must say I am very displeased with my role in recent weeks. Since I've came here I've been treated as just another boring bland midcarder. This all has to do with Richard Eisen. You see Richard, the rewson I work for you is because you promised me a main event run. My contract expires in 2 and a half months, but where is my main event push? It's because Richard Eisen couldn't accept to push different people and keep the old aging nobodys at the top. Richard Eisen is a self absorbed, egotistical, mercenary piece of s***! So Richard, this is my choice for you. Either you get me what I was told I'd get and finally become the SWF's biggest star. Because if you don't, when my contract is up, you'll be seeing me and this title in USPW.

 

(Eric Eisen stroms the ring and tries to attack Morgan, but Morgan knocks him out cold with the North American title belt.)

 

(Morgan stands over Eric Eisen, glaring into the hard cam.)

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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 8</p><p>

Tues Wk 4, Jan 2016</p><p> </p><p>

Match #4- Jack Bruce (w Angry Gilmore) vs Marat Khoklov</p><p> </p><p>

Remo was supposed to be in the corner of Marat Khoklov, but by bell time he was nowhere to be found. The story of this match is that, no matter what Jack Bruce tries to do, Marat just shuts him down immediately with a powerful strike. Marat uses his raw power to dismantle Bruce limb by limb, and never slows down. Jack Bruce is out cold by the end of the match, and is just laid out in a heap on the canvas. The match ends when Angry Gilmore gets on the apron to distract Marat, but gets pulled off when Remo runs in out of nowhere. Remo then stares Bruce down after being on the ground for ages. Angry Gilmore stops Remo from attacking Jack, and when Marat spits in Gilmore's face, Gilmore attacks Marat to no avail, although Marat still gets the DQ win. </p><p> </p><p>

Bruce: Remo, you keep interfering in my matches, well, at Nothing To Lose, it'll be me versus you for the SWF World championship. </p><p> </p><p>

(Angry Gilmore hits an Anger Management on Remo)</p><p> </p><p>

Bruce: Think twice next time you try to **** with Jack Bruce!</p>

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<p>SWF Supreme TV Part 1</p><p>

Tues Wk 1, Feb 2016</p><p> </p><p>

(Remo comes out to a remix of Brock Lesnar's entrance theme, but with a more heavy metal sound.)</p><p> </p><p>

Remo: Now, I know I'm not normally one to come out here and give these stupid little rants to ingrateful fans, as I usually let my fists do the talking, but I have come out here tonight for a very important reason. You see, last week at the end of the program, Jack Bruce declared for some stupid reason that it will be me vs him at Nothing To Lose for MY SWF World Heavyweight championship. That could be a distinct possibility, but the problem is, I never agreed to that match, and as far as the entire f***ing regulations of the company go, I don't have to accept that match. You see dumbass, I don't need to defend my title at Nothing To Lose, because It won't be thirty days since I've defended my title. I beat the sh*t out of three other pathetic nobodys just like you at When Hell Freezes Over. Now I know what you smartasses are thinking *Enter sarcastic voice* "You idiot ! Nothing To Lose is the last chance to defend your title in thirty days", and you'd be right, which is why I'm offering an open challenge to any man who wants to get their ass kicked by Remo!</p><p> </p><p>

(To Be Continued)</p>

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