Jump to content

Recommended Posts

I know there's been a lot of comment about the Raven-Burchill-Vito-Douglas moments, and rightly so. But the part that truly grabbed me? Juventud Guerrera. It reminded me of what WCW did NOT do. WCW made Juvi and Rey lose their heritage, their tradition, their legacy, ... in a way themselves. But you just paid homage to that. WCW did not allow that story to flow, instead, that was the end of it in both those cases. What you did was perfectly logical - if a man loses his soul, doesn't he then start to question everything? Doesn't he become solitary? Doesn't he become confined? What you did with Juventud Guerrera makes him pushable. It makes him someone who can start to scale the card. It makes it interesting. Granted, WCW had some great humour with Chris Jericho post beating Juventud, but they instead of giving Juventud a chance to get over how YOU just did when back to the monotony of the nWo. That, despite having Mike Tenay as a commentator who had done a great job in selling the legacy, the importance, the tradition, the honour, the heritage of the mask and lucha libre.

 

If there is an award for a segment that means so much to someone, that means so much to me because frankly you just showed me the way that wrestling should be done. You just gave Juventud a bone. You just allowed him to become his own man. And you didn't destroy lucha libre doing it, you just polished it up moreso.

 

Thank you very much, mate. I've been wanting to unmas Juvi tastefully for a long time. So, I'm very glad it had the desired effect.

 

The feedback, as always, is greatly appreciated ;).

 

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awsome diary.

 

I must say this has to be without question one of, if not THE best diary on these boards. This diary, along with Wildfire's NWA diary, never fail to deliver. I had to sign up just to tell you what a fantastic job you have done. I have spent the last few weeks on and off reading this thing and I have enjoyed every moment. And it's great that this fantastic diary has been written by a fellow brit. Keep up the GREAT work.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chris Jericho vs. Sal Thomaselli´

Jericho has been on a roll with that huge win over Owen, can't see him losing

War of the World Orders

The sWo vs. The bWo

BWO ARE TAKING OVER

Nate Hatred vs. The Sandman

The next big thing in ECW

Traci vs. Daizy dudley

Traci wins, but the war is far from over

The Whole F**kin' Show vs. The Dudley boyz

Whole f'n show wins to keeop the three way double tag title feud going

CM Punk vs. Paul Burchill

Burchill has one target in his mind---and Cm.Punk will not be able to stop him

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Chris Jericho vs. Sal Thomaselli

 

The sWo vs. The bWo

 

Nate Hatred vs. The Sandman

 

Traci vs. Daizy Dudley

 

The Whole F**kin' Show vs. The Dudley Boyz

 

CM Punk vs. Paul Burchill

 

 

Just out of curiosity, what happened to the Bam Bam Exam? That was an awsome read!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pre-Prediction Thoughts: Wow...great swerve on the Raven/Vito belt situation. Though I'm pissed as hell, and no other diary on this board could ever make me this pissed. Seriously. And it's nice that you're not having Calloway completely squash the roster. And it's nice seeing Rhino get a good push.

 

--------------------------------------------

 

Chris Jericho vs. Sal Thomaselli - No contest, you kiddin'?

 

sWo vs. bWo - I just see it going this way.

 

Nate Hatred vs. Sandman - Squash...

 

Traci vs. Daizy Dudley - If BDJ is in Daizy's corner, there's no chance in hell I can really see Traci pulling out a victory.

 

The Whole F**kin' Show vs. The Dudley Boyz - I think you love RVD and HBK just as much as Raven, considering they've had the straps for the longest time. I don't see you taking them off yet.

 

CM Punk vs. Paul Burchill - Because you love him too much.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Monday, week 1, September

<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rev.flv"></embed>

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ScottHudson.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JoelGertner.jpg

 

Hudson: Hello and welcome to ECW Revolution. I'm Scott Hudson...

Gertner: ...and I'm Joel Gertner.

Hudson: At Heatwave, we thought we had witnessed history in the making: Vito Thomaselli becoming the youngest ECW World Heavyweight Champion ever.

Gertner: But, it turns out it was all a stroke of Raven genius.

Hudson: Genius? It' was clever, I'll grant you but any action that slimey, that revolting cannot be genius.

Gertner: I dunno, Scotty boy, I get pretty damn slimey and revolting in the bedroom but the ladies say I'm a genius.

Hudson: That is so very wrong... on so many levels.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SalvatoreThomaselli.jpg

The two men combine for a brillinat match as it is obvious that they have great match.

The momentum is split evenly between both contestansts.

In the twelfth minute, Jericho floors Sal with an Enziguiri and runs twoards the ropes for The Lionsault.

 

However, Owen Hart emerges from behind the curtain.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenHart.jpg

 

Jericho stops to warn Hart against interference.

It is not required, however.

Sal stands, spins Jericho around and hits the Tiger Driver.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

 

Hart heads to the back looking satisfied.

 

Rhino is backstage for a shoot promo.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Rhyno.jpg

 

Rhino: Looks like I'm the new Number One Contender, Raven.

 

He slams his fists into the corridoor wall.

 

Rhino: ...and that means that your reign is almost over.

 

Again, he punches the wall.

 

Rhino: I'd have beaten your ass, hel I'd have crippled you at Cyberslam, if it wasn't for Burchill! So, you better ealise that I won't let this second chance go begging. Oh no...

 

He leans in and speaks straight into the camera, shaking with rage.

 

Rhino: You're gonna be the one begging Raven! YOU HEAR ME?! You're gonna be the one begging!

 

Francine is backstage on her mobile phone.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpg

 

Francine: Juvi, I'm so glad I got you finally... No, wait... please... No, please don't hang...

 

She sighs.

 

Francine: ...up.

 

Her face drops into her hands as the camera cuts back to the ring.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoStevie.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/bWoSnow.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoOz.jpg

The match is an even contest between both teams.

However, it is the sWo who seem to fight this one with a slightly greater determination.

 

In the ninth minute, the other sWo members emerge from under the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoChessman.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoEscoria.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoCuervo.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoEspiritu.jpg

 

Chessman leads the way into the ring, steel chair in hand.

However, he turns and blasts his team mates with the steel.

Big Sasuke Cool smacks him around the back of the head, wondering what he's doing.

Chessman turns and flattens Sasuke too.

 

Hudson: What is this fool playing at?

Gertner: Who knows with the sWo?

Hudson: Perhaps it's a defection.

 

Big Stevie Cool makes the cover on his floored rival.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: C-

 

Chessman picks up a microphone.

 

Chessman: Qué vas a hacer, papi, cuando, el orde azul del mundo retumba en ti?

 

Big Stevie takes the mic.

 

Stevie: En inglés por favor...

 

Chessman wipes the paint away to reveal Hollywood Nova.

 

The crowd pops.

 

Nova: Watcha gonna do, Daddy-O, when the Blue World Order rumbles on you?!

 

Stevie: ...and, if you ain't down with that, we got three words for ya...

 

The mic is thrusted at BW Snow.

 

Snow: WE WANT HEAD!

 

Snow's teammates stare at him.

 

Snow: What? I want head. Don't you want head? I mean, everyone wants head, right?

 

Stevie rips the mic away.

 

Stevie: Damn it, Snow, give me that... WE'RE TAKING OVER!

 

As the bWo head to the back, the real Chessman emerges from under the ring, holding his head as though he has been attacked.

When he enters the ring he helps his team mates to their feet.

The sWo immediatley jump Chessman, clearly thinking he has switched sides.

 

Gertner: Haha, they just got played!

 

Chris Jericho marches up to a camera backstage.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg

 

Jericho: You think that was funny, Owen? Huh... you think that was funny?! Well, I was willing to call it a day... to resign your sorry, decaying ass to the history books as a chump who just wouldn't retire but, you know what? You've just made me want to kick your arse all over again. So, watch your step, Owen, 'cos you ain't the only one who can play games!

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TheSandman.jpg

The Sandman's request fr a rematch was not a wise option.

Nate Hatred dominates with the help of The Sinister Minister.

He puts the Hardcore Icon away with the Decapitator Lariat in the ninth minute.

Match Rating: B-

 

After the match, Mitchell grabs a mic.

 

Minister: The man who stands before you is, unquestionably, ECW's Most Extr...

 

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="

name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="
type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

 

Sabu sprints to the ring with a chair.

He slides into the ring and throws the steel straight into the face of Hatred.

Mitchell darts out of the ring and pulls his client out after him.

 

Hudson: It's Sabu! Sabu isn't done with Nate Hatred!

Gertner: Well, if there's anyone who could challenge for the Most Extreme Athlete tag, it's Sabu!

Hudson: Challenge for it? He is the Most Extreme wrestler in ECW, no question.

 

Sabu points to the heavens as the camera cuts to the back.

 

Jerry Lynn is ready for a shoot promo.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpg

 

Lynn: Kurt, there was once a time when I not only respected you but I liked you. Now, I wonder how that was ever the case. You're a coward, Kurt... a coward and a traitor to all that you used to stand for. Not only do you come out and attack me from behind, cost me matches and generally prove yourself to be the slimeball pain in the arse that all these fans know you as, you hide behind an injury so you don't have to face me. You played on my sympathies; you actively made me believe that I had injured you and made me doubt my own capabilities to work. You're not a friend any longer; Jesus, you're not even a human being in my mind. So, here's a promise... if you ever cross my path again, Kurt, neckbrace or no neckbrace, I'm gonna cripple you for real!

 

Catfight

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TracyBrooks2.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpg

This one is the stuff that Jerry Lawler's wet dreams are made of.

Despite displaying poor chemistry, the two women still put on a fairly decent showing.

It is Traci who controls the match, her greater in-ring experience showing.

 

However, Daizy's half-brother, half-boyfriend, Big Dick Jr, strides his way to the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpg

 

Traci boots Daizy in the gut, looking for the facebuster.

However, she is grabbed by the behemoth that stands behind her.

Total Penetration Chokebomb!

Daizy covers.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: C-

 

As Daizy and Dick make out in the ring, The Whole F**kin' Show come charging out.

They are pursued outby the Dudleyz.

A huge brawl begins as the ref calls for the bell to the Tag Title match.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWWorldTagTitle.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWWorldTagTitle.jpg

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpg

This is another even match.

However, it is clear that both teams are holding a little something back.

In the twelfth minute, The Dudleyz set up RVD for the 3D.

However, as Bubba rebounds off the ropes, Daizy cracks him in the back of the head.

Michaels hits the Sweet Chin Music on Bubba as RVD reverses D-Vons Flapjack into a Monkey Flip.

Both champions climb the turnbuckles.

RVD hits The Five Star Frog Splash on D-Von as Michaels simultaneously hits the Flying Elbow Drop on Bubba Ray.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B

 

A huge brawl ensues in which both teams and both girls are involved.

Ultimo Dudley II heads to the ring to join the frey as well.

 

Suddenly, three figures emerge from the crowd.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/dreamertag.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpg

 

Hudson: It's the Hardcore Champions... and, wait, is that?

Gertner: Beulah! You've come back to me!

Hudson: Oh, Jesus...

 

The Hardcore Innovators lay into their rivals with their Singapore cane as Beulah takes out both Traci and Daizy with a Double Clothesline.

 

Cactus: This place is called Extreme Championship Wrestling for a reason and we are a part of that reason. There isn't a team past, present or future who could beat us down much less keep us down!

 

Dreamer: That is the reason that we are the ECW Hardcore Tag Team Champions and that's why we come here tonight with a message.

 

Cactus: Dudleyz, we already beat you at Heatwave. So, we figure we've already proven we're better than you. What remains to be seen is who is truly the best team in ECW.

 

Dreamer: So, Rob, Shawn, at Guilty As Charged, we want to meet you in a rematch from last week... champions versus champions to crown the Undisputed Tag Team Champions!

 

The show cuts to an advertisement for the first episode of the returning F' The Mainstream.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunkAllAction.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulBurchillNF.jpg

The two men put on a great showing.

However, with his ECW career on the line, "The New Franchise" comfortably dictates the pace of the match.

He looks set to get the victory by the tenth minute.

 

However, Raven's monsters make their innevitable appearance.

 

Abyss goes for a Clothesline but Burchill ducks underneath.

He boots Goliath in the gut, jumps up and drives the monsters' heads together.

Superkick to Abyss.

DDT to Goliath

However, he turns around right into a GTS from CM Punk.

 

Vito Thomaselli and his sister storm the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoThomaselli2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpg

 

Punk is hit with the Vito Driver and the young Italian goes to revive Burchill.

"The New Franchise" follows up with a C-4 on Punk.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: A

 

As Burchill, Douglas and The Thomaselli's celebrate The World Champion hits the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/RavenWorld.jpg

 

Raven spins Burchill around and hits the Raven Effect!

Douglas goes to help but he too suffers the DDT.

Vito is the one to eject the World Heavyweight Champion, booting him in the gut and throwing him over the rope.

He then applies a Full Nelson to CM Punk as Kelly stands in front of Raven's protege.

 

Hudson: It's time for Kelly to get some revenge on Punk for hospitalising her!

 

Kelly lands a harsh slap to Punk's face and pulls her hand back for another.

 

Another figure emerges from the crowd.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLaree.jpg

 

The woman slides into the ring and hits a DDT on Kelly.

Vito releases Punk to come to his sister's aid.

However, The International All Action Champion seizes the opportunity and hits the GTS on Vito.

Raven slides back in and the monsters come to as a 5-on-2 assault ensues.

 

Raven: They say that behind every great man is an even greater woman and, since you were in no fit state to fulfill that role, Kelly, I had to look elsewhere.

 

As the jeers ring out, the woman stands beside Raven.

 

Raven: This is Alexis, the cream of the CZW crop and, with her around, you're gonna have to think twice about blindly following your brother... and as for you, Vito, the issue is between me and Burchill. Should you stick your nose into my business again, you will feel the full wrath of the most dominant group in ECW that you were foolish enough to turn your back on.

 

So it is written; so it shall come to pass.

 

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

 

The show goes off air as both Raven and Alexis strike the crucifix pose.

 

Show Rating: B+

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwftm.jpg

F' The Mainstream Recap

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DonCallis.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BamBamBigelow.jpg

 

Don Callis and Bam Bam Bigelow were on announcing duties.

 

Match

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SamoaEkmo.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/SamoaAnoai.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterA.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/HeadhunterB.jpg

 

The Samoan Gangstas defeated The Headhunters in 7:16 when Ekmo pinned Headhunter A following a Flying Splash.

 

Rating: D+

 

Match

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Hayabusa.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/RickyMarvin.jpg

 

Hayabusa defeated Ricky Marvin in a great match in 8:23 with a breathtaking Phoneix Splash.

 

Rating: C-

 

Angle

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg

 

Chris Hero gave a fantastic promo, complaining that it was an insult for someone of his caliber to be booked on a B show.

 

Rating: B-

 

Match

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/MarkBriscoe.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JayBriscoe.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpg

 

The Second Generation of Dudleyz defeated The Briscoe boys in 7:42 with a 3D.

 

Rating: D

 

Angle

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChristopherDaniels.jpg

 

Christopher Daniels cut a promo, lamenting his lack of a push in ECW despite his obvious credentials.

 

Rating: B-

 

Match

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DougWilliams.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tajiri.jpg

 

Yoshihiro Tajiri defeated Doug Williams in 9:22 with a Buzzsaw Kick

 

Rating: C-

 

Match

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChavoGuerrero.jpg

 

Chris Hero comfortably defeated Chavo Guerrero in 12:18 with a Hero's Welcome.

 

Rating: C

 

Show Rating: C

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wait...why's FTM all brief?

 

And great Revolution by the way, Whole F**kin' Show vs. Hardcore Innovators, I've got to see that.

 

'Cos it's a B show with little to no storylines involved. So, I canae be bothered to write it up full. Depending upon how I feel, it may not even feature at all.

 

It's a means to develop some young talent; nothing more... I just don't have time to write another mini-roster's worth of storylines :D.

 

Quote The Raven

Nevermore

Link to comment
Share on other sites

From ECW.com

 

Confirmed for Blood, Sweat & Beers:

 

Owen Hart vs. Nate Hatred

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenHart.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg

 

The Black Hart faces ECW's Most Extreme Athlete. With Hatred on such a role, still undfeated in singles action in ECW, it may take a wrestler the caliber of Hart in order to even the odds.

 

 

ECW International All Action Title Match

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Generic1.jpg

Lance Storm vs. CM Punk©

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/LanceStorm.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunkAllAction.jpg

 

CM Punk makes the first defence of his International All Action Title in several months. Lance Storm is the man to make the challenge, although, should The Nest become involved, his chances may be bleak.

 

 

 

Cactus Jack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CactusJack.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpg

 

Incensed by both the assasult on Revolution and The Hardcore Innovator's insinuation that The Dudleyz were a second rate team, Bubba Ray has challenged Cactus Jack to some one-on-one competition. How these men will match-up in singles action is anyone's guess after their success in the tag team ranks.

 

 

 

Kelly Thomaselli vs. Alexis Laree

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLaree.jpg

 

Kelly Thomaselli makes her ECW in-ring debut and the odds on this one are interesting. 2-1 says she will injur both herself and her opponent; 3-1 says she'll submit and retire from in-ring competition after breaking a nail. However, in all seriousness, she will be looking to gain some retribution after Alexis' violent debut on Revolution. The fact remains, though, where one member of The Nest goes, the rest are sure to follow.

 

 

ECW World Television Title Match

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWWorldTVTitle.jpg

Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles©

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStylesTV.jpg

 

After seemingly driving Juventud Guerrera out of ECW, AJ Styles defends his World Television Title against Jerry Lynn. Despite Lynn's recent issues with both Chris Hero and Kurt Angle, he is said to be wholly focused on regaining some gold in ECW.

 

 

 

Paul Burchill vs. Big Sasuke Cool

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulBurchillNF.jpgvshttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg

 

This week on Blood, Sweat & Beers, Raven has booked "The New Franchise" to face the leader of the sWo, Big Sasuke Cool. This may seem like a strange choie to some but two things must be remembered. Firstly, despite his often questionable actions, Sasuke is a renowned legend the world over. Second, Raven is more than likely counting on the fact that the sWo will make their regular appearance in their leader's match. With Burchill's ECW career on the line once again, this one is set to be a fantastic match.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ecwbbb.jpg

ECW Blood, Sweat & Beers; where progress is measured in pain!

Now on FX

[/Quote]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Owen Hart vs. Nate Hatred - No contest, Jericho and Sabu interfere, ref loses control.

 

Lance Storm vs. CM Punk © - As much as I want to see Punk lose I can only see the Nest interfering in this one.

 

Cactus Jack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

 

Kelly Thomaselli vs. Alexis Laree - Laree should have more experience ring-wise.

 

Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles © - Hero gets involved.

 

Paul Burchill vs. Big Sasuke Cool - Burchill overcomes the sWo and the Nest, somehow.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

ECW, ECW, ECW!

(Sorry, flashbacks. :p)

 

Owen Hart vs. Nate Hatred

I see Jericho living up to his mind games promise.

 

Lance Storm vs. CM Punk ©

The force is strong with this one. Punk weathers the Storm. (Yes, it was that bad.)

 

Cactus Jack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Before the match is over, no less than 5 people make appearances.

 

Kelly Thomaselli vs. Alexis Laree

Can I put my money on Kelly "losing" her top at some point? Dirty Kelly!

 

Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles ©

Lynn's too focused on Angle, he lets the opportunity slip through his fingers.

 

Paul Burchill vs. Big Sasuke Cool

The man's a franchise!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Owen Hart vs. Nate Hatred

Jericho lost last week to Sal Thomaselli so it won't hurt Owen to lost to ECW's rising star. The minister and probably Jericho will be involved in the outcome though.

 

Lance Storm vs. CM Punk ©

I think Punk could hold this title for a while longer yet.

 

Cactus Jack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

He needs to win ready for the title versus title match.

 

Kelly Thomaselli vs. Alexis Laree

Kelly will probably have near 0 in ring experience and Laree is looking like the most dominant women after just one show.

 

Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles ©

AJ Capitalizes on interference from Angle and maybe Hero.

 

Paul Burchill vs. Big Sasuke Cool

I like Sasuke, but he's no match for the Francise.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Awesome

 

Great show mate. And like the way FTM is set out. Ithink doin full write ups for 3 shows would be too much so its a good idea. Nice work. Love this diary. OK, enough brown nosing....

 

Owen Hart vs. Nate Hatred

 

Lance Storm vs. CM Punk ©

 

Cactus Jack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

 

Kelly Thomaselli vs. Alexis Laree

 

Jerry Lynn vs. AJ Styles ©

 

Paul Burchill vs. Big Sasuke Cool

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Saturday, week 1, September

<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Bloodsweatbeers.flv"></embed>

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JoeyStyles.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Tazz.jpg

 

Joey: Hello and welcome to ECW Blood, Sweat and Beers. I'm Joey Styles alongside former World Heavyweight Champion, Taz.

Taz: Joey, my man, things are looking sweert in ECW. "The New Franchise" is producing some of his best performances with his career on the line, Rhino is the new Number One Contender...

Joey: ...and don't forget the situation with the Tag Team Championships.

Taz: No doubt Joey, we should be in for sme great action heading into Guilty As Charged and, with that in mind, I say we get to it!

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/OwenHart.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/NateHatred.jpg

Owen Hart's life is made difficult by the constant interference from James Mitchell.

However, he still maintains control over the match.

In the twelfth minute, he floors Hatred with a Spinebuster and looks set to apply The Sharpshooter.

 

Chris Jericho comes down to the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisJericho.jpg

 

"The Lionheart" jumps on the apron as Hart goes to meet him.

Owen Hart shouts at Jericho, challenging him to hit him.

However, Jericho just signals for Hart to turn around.

DECAPITATOR LARIAT!

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

 

Owen Hart heads to the back as Nate Hatred snarls and spits at the crowd.

The lights cut out.

 

Taz: Oh, here we go!

Joey: I think we know what this means!

 

When the lights return, Sabu is in the ring with a chair.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Sabu2.jpg

 

He throws the steel at Hatred...

...but Hatred catches it.

 

Taz: Uh-oh.

 

Hatred charges and swings the chair.

Sabu ducks underneath, turns and spin-kicks the chair into his rival's face.

 

Joey: Oh, the impact of that chair shot just thundered around the arena!

 

As Sabu points to the sky, The Sinister Minister drags his client out of the ring.

 

A video is shown to promote the World Champion.

<embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i82.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Raven3-1.flv">

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Generic1.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/LanceStorm.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/CMPunkAllAction.jpg

The two men combine for an even contest specifically designed manage the crowd's mood.

By the tenth minute, Punk gains the adavantage and hits the GTS on Storm for the three.

There is no need for The Nest... this time.

Match Rating: C

 

However, that all changes when Vito Thomaselli emerges from the crowd.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/VitoThomaselli2.jpg

 

The young Italian slides in and tackles Punk to the floor, immediately laying in the fists.

 

Taz: Damn.. I guess the bad blood between these two is far from over!

Joey: But look out, Taz... here come the monsters.

 

Monsters Inc. amble their way to the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Abyss2.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TheGiant.jpg

 

They pull Vito off Punk and hit the Double Chokeslam.

Punk rises, red in the face, and grabs a microphone.

 

Punk: You little sh*t! You think you can come out here and disrespect The Nest like that? If I were you, I'd concentrate on watching your little sister's back tonight seeing as Alexis is gonna knock the precocious stupidity out of her!

 

The monsters lift up Vito for Punk to hit the GTS!

 

Punk: Hey, bitch... you just got Punk'd!

 

Francine approaches Ultimo Dragon backstage.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragon.jpg

 

Francine: Ultimo?

 

Ultimo: Mosh-moshi.

 

Francine: I'm glad I caught you... I need a favour.

 

Ultimo: Favour from me? For you?

 

Francine: For me... and Juvi.

 

Ultimo: Why you no say sooner? How I help?

 

The camera cuts back to ringside.

 

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/cactustag.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpg

The two men combine for a fantastic match, proving that they are two of the best brawlers going.

In the tenth minute, Cactus Jack looks to have the upper-hand.

 

However, D-Von Dudley runs out. Tommy Dreamer follows close behind.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/dreamertag.jpg

 

Before D-Von can reach the ring, a brawl breaks out between the two men.

Cactus Jack hits the Double Arm DDT on Bubba!

 

However, it becomes clear that D-Von's run-in was a decoy as The Second Generation enter through the crowd.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpg

 

Daizy, Dick and Ultimo slide in and Cactus Jack falls prey to the Second Generation 3D!

Bubba Ray is slowly revived by his nephews.

 

Beulah sprints to the ring with a Singapore cane.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BeulahMcGillicutty.jpg

 

Taz: Holy sh*t, this is crazy!

 

She enters and cracks Daizy in the head with the wood.

The same treatment goes to Banzai.

 

Joey: My god, Beulah is clearing house.

 

However, Big Dick grabs her by the throat.

 

Taz: That ain't good Styles.

 

Total Penetration!

 

Taz: In fact, that's real bad!

 

The World Tag Team Champions now enter the frey.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/RVDecwchamp.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/TracyBrooks2.jpghttp://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Game-Face/HBKecwchamp.jpg

 

Taz: We got the whole damn tag division out here!

 

Michaels goes for the Superkick on Big Dick but the Big Balbutient Behemoth ducks underneath...

...but only to be cracked in the head by a chair shot from RVD.

As Cactus Jack and Bubba Ray slowly rise to their feet, Traci makes a bee-line to dive on top of Daizy.

 

Joey: CAAAAATFIIIIIGHT! CAAAAAAAAAATFIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

Taz: Do you know how much it hurts when you do that?

 

RVD hits the VanDaminator on cactus Jack as Michaels simultaneously hits the Sweet Chin Music on Bubba!

The two competitors collapse, Cactus' arm falling on top of Bubba Ray's.

The ref makes the count as Traci knocks out Daizy with a Roundhouse Kick.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: A

 

Michaels: Consider this a formal acceptance, boys.

 

Traci: At Guilty As Charged, it will be The Hardcore Innovators versus everyone's favourite tag team...

 

RVD: ...and mine...

 

Michaels: The Whole...

 

Traci: ...F**kin'...

 

RVD: ...Show!

 

Joey: That's a pretty emphatic way of accepting a challenge.

Taz: Ha, no doubt, Styles. The Whole F**kin' Show don't do things by halves.

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/KellyThomaselli.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AlexisLaree.jpg

As the match kicks off, Alexis begins to dominate, clearly the better wrestler.

She lays a solid beating on Kelly for a good few minutes before she ducks out to ringside to grab a chair.

 

Joey: This does not look good for Kelly Thomaselli.

Taz: Damn, Joe... Alexis is going extreme.

 

The World Champion comes out to watch his new protege in action.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/RavenWorld.jpg

 

However, to his dismay, as Alexis re-enters, Kelli rakes Alexis' face with her nails and steals the chair away.

 

Taz: Here we go...

 

Raven slides into the ring straight away and grabs Kelly by her hair.

Alexis approaches and smiles at Raven before slapping the tatse out of Kelly's mouth.

Raven then throws Kelly towards Alexis...

...for the Alexis Effect DDT!

Match Rating: C

 

Alexis lays the boots in as "The New Franchise" and his mentor sprint to the ring.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulBurchillNF.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ShaneDouglasNFSlick.jpg

 

Shane Douglas restrains Laree as Burchill boots raven in the gut for the C-4!

 

Joey: Thank god there's someone left with a sense of decency.

 

As the rest of The Nest charge to the ring, Burchill slings Kelly over his shoulder in a Fireman's Carry.

Douglas and Burchill, the latter carrying Kelly Thomaselli, make a quick exit through the crowd.

 

The Dudley Family is backstage.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BubbaRayDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/D-VonDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DaizyDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/DickDudley.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/BanzaiDudley.jpg

 

Daizy: My family and I are sick and tired of getting disrespected... WE'RE THE FIRST FAMILY OF DUDLEYVILLE, DAMMIT!

 

D-Von: Oh, my sister, Testify... Not only that be we are the most succesful team in the whole damn history of ECW.

 

Ultimo Dudley II: I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese, I rearry think so...

 

D-Von: What my cousin means to say is that, when you f**k with one of us, you f**k with all of us! So, when my brother from another mother got pinned tonight, I could feel a burning desire for retribution.

 

Dick Jr: That means we gowna beat you boys up! A-hick-hick-hick...

 

Daizy: ..and, as for you Traci, i want you in the ring next week so the Lil' Latina Lolita can show you what a real woman is made of.

 

Dick Jr: Durr... sugar and spice and everything nice, that's what...

 

Daizy: Boy, shut your damn mouth!

 

Bubba: Let this be a lesson... Thou shalt not mess with the D...D..DD.D...D..DD.D...D..D.D...

 

D-Von slaps his brother.

 

Bubba: Dudleyz!

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ECWWorldTVTitle.jpg

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/JerryLynn.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/AJStylesTV.jpg

The two men combine for a great match.

However, AJ Styles controls the match fairly comfortably, Lynn's mind claerly preoccupied.

In the twelfth minute, after a quick series of moves as the two men back away, AJ points to the entrance-way to signal the presence of Kurt Angle.

Lynn turns to face him.

 

Joey: What the hell? There's no one there!

 

AJ rolls up Lynn from behind.

1...2...3!

Match Rating: B+

 

Taz: Mind games, Joey. It's all mindgames and AJ just go himself an easy victory!

 

Before Styles can exit, Francine and Ultimo Dragon do appear at the entrance-way.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Francine.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/UltimoDragon.jpg

 

Francine: I bet you thought you'd seen the back of us, AJ. Well, you haven't. You might have driven Juvi away but that just makes me more determined to see you lose that title.

 

Styles: Haha, sorry, Franny, I don't think you qualify for a title shot.

 

Francine: ...and that's exactly where Ultimo Dragon comes in. He knows what a scumbag you are too. That's why came to help Juvi last month and that's why he's laying down a challenge for that title at Guilty As Charged.

 

Styles laughs.

 

Styles: I dunno if you can translate, Franny, but if you can, pass on a message for me... challenge accepted!

 

Joey: Woah!

Taz: Damn, Styles, that should be gold!

 

The camera cuts backstage to where Becky Bayless stands with Chris Hero.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/Becky.jpghttp://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/ChrisHero.jpg

 

Bayless: Welcome to backstage with Becky. Right now, I'm with Chris Hero and, Chris, I believe you have something on your mind.

 

Hero: Damn right I do, Becky! I want to know where the hell Heyman gets off booking me on F' the Mainstream!

 

Bayless: Hey, what's wrong with F' The Mainstream? I've been told I'm gonna be working there.

 

Hero: It's a damn B show, Becky, and if talentless little sluts like you get drafted there, that's one thing...

 

Bayless looks shocked.

 

Hero: But, if The Saviour of ECW, the very man who has been sent by a higher power to save this stinking sh*thole has to waste his time on a graveyard slot for the fat, perverted unemployed to channel flick onto whilst catching their breath between pay-per-view porn broadcasts, it's a damn travesty!

 

Bayless: What exactly makes you think that's the target audience?

 

Hero: Come on, Becky, it's on at 12am. You'll probably be conducting your interview segments in the buff with no more than your own hands to cover your more-than-likely fake modesties.

 

Bayless: Are you trying to insult me?

 

Hero: Insult you? It wouldn't be enough of a challenge. You are the very proof that F' The Mainstream is aimed at the lowest common denominator.

 

Bayless slaps Hero and walks off as the camera cuts back to ringside.

 

Taz: Chris has a real way with the ladies, don't ya think?

 

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/PaulBurchillNF.jpgvs.http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/sWoSasuke.jpg

Paul Burchill dominates the Japanese legend.

He controls the match quite comfortably.

in the twelfth minute, the sWo do become involved but "The New Franchise" takes them out one-by-one.

He gets the victory with a Franchiser in the thirteenth minutr.

Match Rating: A

 

As Douglas and Burchill celebrate the victory, raven runs out with a chair.

http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/charliepag/RavenWorld.jpg

 

He flattens Douglas with the steel and hits the Raven Effect on Burchill.

The show goes off air as The World Champion raises his belt above his head with his foot on the chest of the fallen "New Franchise".

 

Show Rating: B+

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...