Keith Vegas Conquers The Industry! [AVOID NOW, DON'T CLICK]

Shianne_EB · May 14, 2021

If you've come here looking for a good story, or a coherent narrative, or even sensical booking, you've come to the wrong place. Turn back now, else you'll be terrified of how horrible I am at booking, and how Keith Vegas shall conquer the SWF.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..

So! Hello! I'm a person, thing, it - whatever you want to call me, and I am here, and I've been here for some time and I've never really done anything notable but that's besides the point! Because this story isn't about ME (or else it would be called 'Person Conquers the SWF, Goes Mad With Power!'), this is a story about how Jerry Eisen woke up one day and felt reeaaaallly woozy and for some reason decided Keith Vegas was THE star professional wrestling needed.

Not Rocky, not Nicky, but Keithy-baby! :p:D

SO, for the general rules of this save:

1. Keith Vegas will be signed to a 5-year Exclusive Written Deal at the start of the save. If he is not at 90 Popularity in the US and isn't at least 50% towards being a Hall Of Immortals inductee when the deal expires, I have failed.

2. If Keith Vegas is injured so badly he must retire or retires before his deal expires, I failed.

3. Start Variance is off.

4. Dojo Graduations is turned off, though I am allowed to send workers to the Centre to develop.

5. Keith Vegas will not be sent to developmental or the performance centre.

6. If the Supreme Wrestling Federation falls below Medium Size at any point, I have failed.

7. If Keith Vegas leaves before his deal expires, I have failed.

8. All penalties are turned on. (Match Ratios, Storylines, Gimmicks, etc.)

9. I must book "naturally," meaning no 'Keith debuts and dominates Rocky, winning world title' angles, as to prevent an inflation of his HOI Percentage.

10. I will not spend any user talent points, because uh.. difficulty I suppose!

And that's it!

I won't really be telling a proper 'story' here, I just want to see if anyone is interested in watching how far I can take Keith Vegas to heights he's never imagined he'd reach. It will likely mostly be show results, and company news and any major incidents in the Game World that I post about. Don't expect Historian level content here -- I've only got so much to work with after all, but I hope this can at least catch some eyes.

KEITH VEGAS CONQUERS THE INDUSTRY!

Shianne_EB · May 14, 2021

reserved for roster n stuff i guess <img alt="

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Shianne_EB · May 14, 2021

SWF: SUPREME TV RESULTS

Held in Vermont, in front of 7,526 fans!

OPENER
HAWAIIAN CRUSH VS. FAME & MONEY

Some stuff happened and Fame & Money got away with a sneaky DQ victory after like 13 minutes of stuff. Somebody teach these referees to do their jobs right!

Rating: 57

ANGLE
THE AWESOMENESS TALK! A LOT!

Jefferson and Huey are on screen for like, what feels like ages, just talking. What are they talking about? I have no idea, I didn't pay attention. There's nothing going on so far on this card, I think it was slapped together by someone who doesn't know what they're doing. Either, way, anytime The Awesomeness are on screen ratings pop, so it got a good rating from me, the lovely critic (Not the booker, of course, I'm NOT the booker.)

Rating: 73

MATCH
JAMES PRUDENCE VS. BRETT BIGGINS

James and Brett wrestled for like nine and a half minutes. I don't know why, but James won. A decent match, I suppose, though nobody cared. James went backstage, no reactions sending him off.

Rating: 60

ANGLE
SPENCER SPADE ALSO TALKS A BUNCH!

Spencer "The Supreme Star" Spade or whatever they call him is on screen for a fair amount of time. I didn't pay attention to what he had to say, though.

Rating: 79

ANGLE
KRISSY AND BRANDON DO... SOMETHING!

Krissy and Brandon talk about some stuff. Unimportant, I went for a piss break.

Rating: 69

MATCH
VALIANT VS. ROBBIE RETRO VS. ROBBIE WRIGHT VS. CHILL

Part of me feels like this match was here to fill time. (Editors note: It was.) Valiant goes over three jobbers after like ten minutes and calls it a day. Decent enough, little reaction, really just so Valiant could do something on the show it seems.

Rating: 68

MATCH
DES DAVIDS © VS. JUSTIN SENSITIVE

A random title bout on Supreme TV? Interesting. Des Davids takes on resident like-Bret Starr-but-not-Bret Starr (jobber) Justin Sensitive. What did you expect? Des destroys the man in just under five minutes, further proving that the SWF has no true plan for Justin. Wait.. do they call him Des because it's short for Destroyer?! Destroyer Davids?! SWF creative, hire me now!

Rating: 43

ANGLE
Des Davids Addresses Some Things?

After not even breaking a sweat annihilating Justin Sensitive, Des takes a microphone and talks about how he has some plans for the future of the North American title belt. More specifically, about how he'll announce something NEXT week that'll be important. Why tell us now, Des? Why?! Oh, and he also buries Justin even harder in this segment. Poor Justin.

Rating: 78

MATCH
HOLLYWOOD BRET STARR VS. JOEY MORGAN

I must be a damn prophet. I talked about Bret in the last write up, and now here he is! He takes on Joey Morgan in a solid bout, and comes out with the victory fourteen minutes later. Decent enough stuff, sadly without a story. Starr and Morgan should be headlining shows!....Hang on, I'm being yelled at.

...Whaddya mean no? Well, I didn't ask for your opinions, Dave! We don't observe wrestling, we watch it!... That's the same thing? Dammit, I guess I need to rebrand.

Rating: 64

ANGLE
Hype Video!... For The Next Match!

A hype video for the upcoming match. How do you do a hype video without a storyline attached, I hear you ask? Well, you don't. That's why this video sucked, and why it was mostly just highlights from 2019 from these two guys' respective feuds. Filler package. This whole card is filler. I want a refund already.

Rating: 66

MAIN EVENT
ZWB VS. ROGUE

A solid bout. ZWB versus Rogue could probably sell out an arena... for a CZCW show. This is SWF! I paid to see Rocky and Remo, Scythe and Randy! What are these guys doing on my TV in the Main Event slot?! They're stinking up the joint! Well, not really, it was a watchable fourteen minute bout. ZWB picks up a victory here, so I guess I can't complain. At least they're putting Rogue out to pasture it seems. Speaking of which - Where's Gilmore and Crippler? They already gone? Nah, I would've heard about it. Guess they aren't booked. Shocker.

Rating: 69

ANGLE

Shit, shit shit! I turned the TV off right after ZWB won! C'mon, switch to the channel, switch to the channel- oh, it's Scythe?! Well THIS I paid to see! What's he talking about... oh-ho-ho! He's calling out Rocky Golden! He's gonna 'Cut the Gold-Standard down, and make it the Scythe Standard'? I don't know what that means, but if this means a Scythe vs. Rocky angle I think I'm sold!

Rating: 78

SHOW RATING: 57

Notes from the reviewer:
This show was awful. No stories! But I hear they're making some signings so maybe they're waiting to start up new storylines... who knows, I don't. I'm not the booker, I'm just a guy who rants about wrestling shows.

-WrestleWatcher News, Writer: Michigan_Hero.

Big Roguey · May 14, 2021

That reviewer guy sure does have a bad taste for SWF.

HiPlus · May 16, 2021

I dont normally follow big american companies.. but this.. this makes me feel all happy

Shianne_EB · May 17, 2021

<div style="text-align:center;">BREAKING NEWS!</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="53107" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> <div style="text-align:center;">Brought to you by WrestleWatchers reporter Michigan_Hero <img alt="1qg3Ku7.png" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/1qg3Ku7.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> So uh, apparently the Supreme Federation of Wrasslin'... it's called Supreme Wrestling Federation? Well, that's lame. Well, anyways, they're like.. the number two company, right? Yeah, yeah. The number two company. They've got the top American stars, the top entertainers, they got money, star power, everything they could want. And apparently they want more. I just caught some news that the owner, uh... Jerry! Jerry Eisen, yeah, him.. he went and scouted some indy guys and hired them to the Main Roster, like immediately. The names apparently brought in are quite... astonishing, to say the least. <img alt="xIrLgu8.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/xIrLgu8.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> KEITH VEGAS They're taking a piss, right? This guy? What are they gonna do with him, make him world champ on his debut? Keith motherf***ng Vegas, never thought I'd see that lad anywhere this side of the Mid Atlantic again. <img alt="OMIY5YB.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/OMIY5YB.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> REMMY HONEYMAN Alright, alright.. you got me Jerry. This one is even more hilarious. At least Keith has some name value because of his MAW run and whatever money he paid Rip Chord to stay employed, but Remmy? What do you plan for him? Are ya just paying the guy because you felt bad for him? That ain't the Eisen way. Your father is disappointed, Jerry. <img alt="KxDcrEN.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/KxDcrEN.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> TAYLOR KIDD Who the f*** is this Canadian dude? We don't accept those types here! Get out, Kidd! <img alt="VYIg8RK.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/VYIg8RK.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> RAPHAEL Another Canadian. Well, at least Raph has some value to him. He did some good work on the indies, maybe they've got big plans. He's good looking and not bad between the ropes so who knows.. eh who am I kidding, he's got no chances, does he? <img alt="DIEqruY.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/DIEqruY.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> REMMY SKYE The other Remmy, also known as Mr. Coastal, also known as that guy who got fired from CZCW for being a drug addict (shocker, innit?) and floated the indies. What, are they trying out a cruiserweight division again? <img alt="Cfx0U53.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/Cfx0U53.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><img alt="rQCLnrt.jpg" data-src="https://i.imgur.com/rQCLnrt.jpg" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> THE ROCK CITY STARS Ryan Turner and Stan Manna, eh? Not bad pick-ups. Maybe they'll be used to end the perennial losing streak Justin Sensitive has... ...I'm kidding. They'll beat him up and make him their lackey just like Bret Starr did. Actually.. Bret Starr, The Awesomeness, Raphael, Justin, The City Stars... SWF you've got a big, killer stable idea right there and I KNOW you'll let it go to waste.</div> This concludes the WrestleWatcher News Report, as Michigan_Hero passed out after reviewing the signings. </div></blockquote>

Shianne_EB · May 18, 2021

SWF: SUPREME TV RESULTS

Held in Maine, in front of 7,656 fans!

PRE-SHOW

BRETT BIGGINS VS. RAPHAEL

A pre-show bout this week, that I did not watch because it was not televised. All I can say is the result, Raphael went to a no-contest with Brett Biggins. It was apparently a shit match, though we can't blame poor Raphael for that - he hasn't worked anywhere that's not a high school gym yet, starting him out on the Pre-Show was a smart decision by SWF. Either way, it showcases that Raph may either be buried or be built up later, and that Brett still stinks. I don't make the rules.

Rating: 46

ANGLE
ROCKY RESPONDS!

Rocky Golden comes out and talks about how Scythe actually cannot cut him down because he's the Supreme Star or something or other and he's never going to let some pesky heel get away with bashing him. So now that we've set up for Scythe vs. Rocky, what are we going to do with it? Who knows, probably draw it out for six months before they actually face off. SWF wouldn't do that.. right? Perhaps at this weeks PPV they'll square off... right?

Rating: 75

OPENING MATCH

LENNY BROWN VS. DOMINIC DeSOUSA

Lenny Brown and Dominic DeSousa wrestle for a bit, it isn't a bad watch for a TV match, either. These two know what they're doing and how to get the crowd involved - I'd wager they have bright futures in the Supreme Wrestling Federation. Lenny especially, dude's a stud. Long story short, Lenny picks up a victory over Dominic.

Rating: 58

MATCH
RANDY UNLEASHED VS. ROBBIE WRIGHT

I forgot they gave Randy Bumfhole that stupid motherf****ng name. "Randy Unleashed." His name was better before, and that's something I NEVER thought I'd write. Whatever, he comes out and steals the show against jobby-Robbie and picks up a victory in the early segments of the show.

Rating: 62

ANGLE
FAME & MONEY RANT ABOUT HAWAIIAN CRUSH!

The reigning tag champs take center stage in the backstage... wait, nevermind I'm not gonna think about it. They take up some screen time, using it to bash everything about Hawaiian Crush - their talent, their looks, their past matches, everything. Probably a feud SWF wants to build the tag division around but frankly I couldn't care less right now. Paul and Monty are good with microphones though so it was a decent enough promo.

Rating: 57

ANGLE
DES DAVIDS DECLARES HIS OPEN CHALLENGE!

Reigning North American champ Des Davids declares he's unstoppable and will start an open challenge for his North American title belt. Everyone's a fan of these. Especially me.. well, sometimes. Either way, this feeds directly into the next segment.

Rating: 85

MATCH
DES DAVIDS © VS. REMMY SKYE

Remmy Skye accepts the open challenge to make his debut tonight and... gets annihilated by the champion. Skye doesn't do anything except fly around like a rag doll but hey - at least he can say his SWF debut was a title match.

Rating: 64

MATCH
THE AWESOMENESS VS. THE PAIN ALLIANCE

The Awesomeness come out and showcase why they should be the future of North American Tag Team Wrestling in my eyes. Two studs with talent, charisma against a has-been and Big Smack Scott. Awesomeness pick up a victory here, much to my and everyone else's delight. Nobody wants Big Smack Scott near titles.

...Actually, I think Big Smack Scott should be the next World Champ. That'd be a hell of a story! Hey! SWF, HIRE ME!!

Rating: 61

ANGLE
HOLLYWOOD BRET COMPLAINS!

Imagine for a moment that you're Hollywood Bret Starr. Related to an icon named Micky (no, not the mouse.) You're supremely talented and charismatic, good-looking and make crowds hate your guts. Imagine you're all of that.

Now stop imagining because you aren't. Hollywood Bret comes on screen and whines about how he's nowhere near the title picture right now, and that makes him upset. Good stuff, Bret always gets a reaction.

Rating: 84

MATCH
JUNGLE LORD VS. ATOM SMASHER

Two more has-beens. SWF never learns. Atom and Lord go back and forth for a while before Jungle Lord picks up a victory. A watchable match but nothing special, as expected from guys who were never really much to begin with.

Rating: 63

MAIN EVENT
ROCKY GOLDEN VS. JAMES PRUDENCE

A main event designed to make Rocky look good. Rocky goes over clean, as he does every other time he wrestles (perks of being one of the top talents in the US, I guess.) Nothing else really to say here, is there? Rocky def. Prudence, a typical SWF Main Event.

Rating: 71

ANGLE
ROCKY'S NOT DONE!

Following his triumphant victory, Rocky reaches for a microphone and makes a declaration that any and all bad guys who try to take his belt away from him and conquer the Supreme Wrestling Federation will end up just like James Prudence. A promo aimed more at Scythe, and one that sets up for a series of matches (probably, assuming they don't screw this up.) Good way to end the show, it got a massive reaction.

Rating: 99

Show Rating: 69

-WreslteWatcher News, reporter: Michigan_Hero

(Editor's note: He did not get to finish with an overall show review because he had overwhelming complications with his mental and physical energy after typing '69' into the review. He has since been discharged from care and is back home with his liquor. It is due to these events that the formatting of the review is also wonky.)

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