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DarEatWorld · June 20, 2021

EWF Deadly Game Preview

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Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

There has been nothing to separate this pair across a series of clashes so far that have been ever more bitterly contested. Thus far O’Hearne won via DQ in their first meeting, both men were disqualified in their second and, early last week McAullie’s team won out in a tag team bout though O’Hearne was not the man to be pinned in that clash either. So it all comes to this now, both men will be locked within the confines of a steel cage in their latest quest for both dominance and the title belt. It could get ugly indeed.

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Two veterans of the scene will clash here in a bout which will have half a century of experience in it. The Dublin Destroyer has only recently returned from a spell in retirement and may well be working out ring rust. For him that makes this a potentially dangerous prospect. O’Curle is entirely without mercy and knows countless ways to hurt and stretch his opponents. Both of these men will have designs on a big 2020 and this will be a real opportunity for them both to put down a marker of intent.

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Brilliant White’s increasingly bizarre obsession with Blair Kerrigan has become increasingly unsettling to watch. Kerrigan herself, understandably, is especially perturbed by it all particularly as it’s now cost her and her tag team partner Cassie O’Peter a couple of results. It is to this end that this match has been booked. Cassie O’Peter is determined to stop this weird façade definitively and completely and has demanded a match against Brilliant White to accomplish this goal. The stakes in this one are personal and all the more significant for this reason.

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Another bout pitting two of the roster’s more experienced hands in direct combat. Cannonball Logan, the bubbly, highflying optimist has had a mixed time of it so far in EWF. With his ability and experience though, he’ll be a good test for renowned street fighter Jeffery McPeterson in that man’s singles debut here. It’s an interesting clash of styles and attitudes here between two men who know each other all too well over the years.

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

Two of the fastest men in EWF will also collide at Deadly Game in a conflict that promises to be full of pacy high spots and barely calculated risk. Cain Carlile is a popular fighter with an inventive offence, Kirchner an unstable bad ass who will happily disregard his own safety if he can hurt somebody else. Something will have to give here. The hope is simply that both men will escape serious injury.

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

The Welsh Dragons will make their debut as a team at the event as well. The teenaged pair have almost untapped potential and there seems little doubt that they will go on to great things. It may be a little early for them in this match though against a fellow young prospect in the form of Maise Laurels and the mercurial, mercenary Matthew Macks. Betting against Archer and Bradley though… that seems a risky proposition too.

Predictions Key

Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

smw88 · June 20, 2021

Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

KyTeran · June 21, 2021

Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

Herrbear · June 21, 2021

Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

Rhysrob · June 21, 2021

Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Cage Match for Ri na hEireann title

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maisie Laurels and Matthew Macks

DarEatWorld · July 4, 2021

EWF Deadly Game

Sunday, Week 4, March 2020 – Dublin, Ireland

Announce Team: Philip Bescott

Referee: Lucy Avatar

Road Agent: Geordie Jimmy Morris

Attendance: 37

Philip Bescott: Philip Bescott here to call all the action tonight as Emerald Wrestling Federation promotes our latest show – EWF Deadly Game. We have six matches scheduled for tonight, culminating in a Steel Cage Main Event for the Ri na hEireann title between champion Padraig O’Hearne and challenger Meathead McAullie. Opening the action tonight though is a very different match. Welsh teenagers Axe Bradley and Bryn Archer have decided to compete as a unit. The Welsh Dragons will meet an interesting pairing tonight in the form of the precocious Maise Laurels and the mercurial daredevil Matthew Macks.

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs Maise Laurels & Matthew Macks

This was a decent enough opener to the night. Macks carried the match, giving easily his best performance in an EWF ring to date and helping to keep this one together for his considerably less experienced partner and opponents on the night. The opponents, The Welsh Dragons, showed an excellent chemistry together that will surely only help them in the future. Still very raw, this pair undoubtedly boast a massive potential and a big future. The same can be said of Laurels though her night took an unwelcome turn when she suffered broken fingers after an awkward fall when Bryn Archer appeared to drop her during a catch. It’s a credit to her toughness that she didn’t let it deter her. This was an open match and all four were given opportunities to show what they can do. The Welsh Dragons worked well together, combining power and technique to good effect and benefited from Macks’ excellent selling also. Macks, for his part, was his usual brand of fast-paced, reckless, high-flying offence and Laurels was the one who would score the crucial pinfall following a Draping DDT on Axe Bradley at 11:03

Match Rating: 18

Philip Bescott: The experience of Matthew Macks is perhaps the difference maker in this one! An open and entertaining contest to get the ball rolling here. Our next match has, perhaps, a more serious background to it. Unfortunately Blair Kerrigan is not here tonight as she tries to keep her distance from Brilliant White. Her tag team partner, her fellow Dublin Gal, her best friend, Cassie O’Peter IS here however and she intends to show Brilliant White exactly how unappreciated his attention has been. A woman’s wrath can be a scary thing, take it from me, I know!

Cassie O’Peter vs Brilliant White

Cassie O’Peter’s annoyance was played upon in this one, she was intent on inflicting serious damage upon the man who has been lurking around and distracting her best friend and tag-team partner, Blair Kerrigan, who was conspicuous in her absence tonight. Brilliant White, for his part, took every shortcut he could to break up the young Irishwoman’s momentum. He rolled in and out of the ring, took frequent refuge between the ropes and spent a lot of time stationed (some might suggest cowered) behind the back of referee Lucy Avatar. The experience of Brilliant White would prove decisive here though. With O’Peter allowing her frustration to bubble over into a row with Avatar, the English attacked her with a high knee to the back of the skull from behind, grabbed a fistful of tights and, with the help of his feet on the ropes for extra leverage, he scored the victory with 10 minutes on the clock. In the aftermath he launched into another cover of ‘My Blair Lady’ and, once more, dedicated, “my brilliant song, my brilliant victory to my brilliant girl!”

Match Rating: 24

Ri na hEireann champion, Padraig O’Hearne, cuts a backstage promo next.

“This title means a lot to me. Irish wrestling means a lot to me. I’ve got a lot of pride in who I am and in what I represent. I have travelled to learn my craft. I did my time at Ring of Fire Dojo, I spent six years flying back and forth across the Irish Sea taking matches anywhere I could, spending my blood, my sweat and my tears to try and put Irish wrestling on the map. Now we have a stage of our own and I’m proud to be here for it, proud to be the holder of this championship belt. I have a long career ahead of me yet. There’s going to be highs and there’s going to be lows.

Tonight will not be one of those lows. I know Meathead McAullie. I know him really well. And he might be bigger than me and he might be stronger than me. He’s a dangerous man with a mean streak. None of that is in doubt. But whatever his many attributes he doesn’t have the heart to match me. He’s been trying to intimidate me since day one here. I don’t blame him for it, it’s his way and I have no doubt that he’s gonna give me a big match inside that cage tonight. But when it’s over, when the referee raises my hand in victory, Meathead McAullie will know, everybody else who wants a piece of me will know, Padraig O’Hearne is the real deal and the undisputed Ri na hEireann!"

Segment Rating: 37

Philip Bescott: Fighting words from our champion there. And before that another victory for Brilliant White and another declaration of his… let’s just say his feeling… for Blair Kerrigan. That one is not over yet. Not by a long shot. We move now to another match and this one I’ve been looking forward to as Cain Carlile and Rohan Kirchner prepare to bring their high flying offence to bear against one another. Too tough to call for me.

Cain Carlile vs Rohan Kirchner

The 37 people in attendance enjoyed this one, a contest of high spots and high risks. Carlile’s handspring somersault over the top rope to the floor was a particular highlight and Kirchner landed a picture perfect moonsault at the halfway point in this one around 5 minutes in. With the action running back and forth it would be ‘Captain Crash’ Cain Carlile who eventually came out on top, wriggling out of an attempted Samoan Drop with a speed that caught everybody by surprise and turning it into a quick 3 count at 10’10.

Match Rating: 25

Philip Bescott: Cain Carlile picking up his first victory in EWF! Based on that display there could be many, many more in his future. Rohan Kirchner gave a good account of himself too. There is a real depth of talent in the ranks here in EWF. The next match is proof of that – two experienced hands in the shape of Cannonball Logan and, fresh off a victory on his debut at last week’s St.Patrick’s Day Massace, ‘The Street Fighting Man’, Jeffery McPeterson.

Cannonball Logan vs Jeffery McPeterson

Cannonball Logan started this one at pace, trying to use his speed and agility to gain an edge against his bigger opponent. A crescent kick, a Russian leg sweep and an axe handle from the top turnbuckle all rocked McPeterson and had the crowd on the edge of their seats. Eventually though, Logan would go to the well one time too many, McPeterson stepped shrewdly to one side to avoid a flying fist drop, instead bringing Logan’s momentum to a screaming halt with a sudden spinebuster. From there the Scot took over, unloading with a succession of stiff punches and kicks and, with Logan backed up into the corner, a succession of brutal elbows to the face. Stumbling out into the centre of the ring, Logan was virtually defenceless and McPeterson is not a man to pass up such an opportunity. A vicious clothesline was followed up by McPeterson’s vindictive Curb Stomp and, at 10’08, Jeffery McPeterson won this contest.

Match Rating: 29

Philip Bescott: Jeffery McPeterson setting out his stall with some definition there. That is a very, very tough man. He will be a difficult nut to crack for anybody and I have no doubt that he will have intentions of climbing to the very top of the mountain here in EWF! Now though it is time for the first edition of the new interview session here in EWF – The Rock Show, with your brilliant host, Brilliant White and his guests - the number one contender for the EWF Ri na hEireann title, Meathead McAullie and Kitty Katz, his manager.

Brilliant White glides to the ring, as provocative and outrageous as ever as he strikes a number of rock star poses. He introduces The Rock Show in typically bombastic fashion, heralding it as "a bastion of bravado, a brewing of brightness and a beacon of brilliance!” He touches on his victory earlier tonight “brilliant”, on his muse Blair Kerrigan “brilliant” and on the odds his guest tonight has of finishing the evening with gold around his waist “brilliant”.

Meathead McAullie and Kitty Katz join Brilliant White in the ring then and, under questioning from the host, outline their expectations for tonight’s match against Padraig O’Hearne. McAullie is blunt in his pronouncement, “Padraig O’Hearne will need to be carried out of the cage here tonight at the end of the match. If he’s lucky, if he’s very, very lucky, maybe he’ll be able to start planning a comeback in a few years. He’s got heart, I’m sure he’ll give it a go. More likely though is that nobody will ever see Padraig O’Hearne is a wrestling ring again. His little feel good run as champion is coming to an end tonight. EWF is about to get a champion worthy of the name. A brand new era is about to begin. The era of Meathead is here.”

Kitty Katz is in agreement, adding that, “every single time I come back here I’m reminded of exactly why I left! This place is a backwater and I’m over the moon that I get to play my part in taking the brightest jewel in the EWF across the sea to a place where people actually appreciate real quality!”

Kitty struggled a bit here in the six minute segment when expected to speak at length but it did it’s part in getting the crowd hyped about tonight’s Main Event.

Segment Rating: 27

Philip Bescott: Some interesting developments there. Meathead McAullie appears to be targeting not just Padraig O’Hearne’s title belt but also his physical well-being, his self-respect and, indeed, his future as a wrestler. Before we get to that Main Event though we have one more match to enjoy and this one is going to be worth savouring – the two most experienced men on the EWF roster, ‘The Stretching Machine’ Merle O’Curle and, on the comeback trail after deciding to reverse his retirement, The Dublin Destroyer.

The Dublin Destroyer vs Merle O’Curle

The crowd were hot here and fully on board to get behind the unlikely return of The Dublin Destroyer. Buoyed by this support he exploded into this one, attacking from the outset with a focussed aggression, turning his aggression on the left arm of Merle O’Curle. O’Curle, for his part, endured all that was thrown at him in the opening moments and waited for his opportunity to strike. That chance arrived when O’Curle was thrown into the ropes and The Destroyer went into position to administer a back drop but put his head down a fraction of a second too early.

A fraction was all that O’Curle needed, bringing his knee up to impact upon the face of his foe. The Destroyer dropped to the mat and, from there, O’Curle was in his element, locking in a painful looking submission hold to the wrist and elbow. The Dublin Destroyer managed, barely, to crawl to the ropes, forcing a break. Still reeling from the blow to his head, he gamely attempted to take back the momentum with some punches and kicks but O’Curle returned each one with interest and then injected a bit of impetus to hit a German Suplex. The Destroyer managed to kick out at two from the resultant cover but had no answers to the Celtic Wreath that followed, tapping out at 8:36 to bring this intense, enjoyable contest to a close and establish O’Curle, beyond any doubt, as a genuine threat to any and all in EWF. This match was the best in the still short history of EWF.

Match Rating: 35

Philip Bescott: What about that! A wonderful display of real pro wrestling right there from two of Ireland’s best ever. Merle O’Curle with a real display of intent. The man is a specialist in pain. You can see them now erecting the cage around the ring. Following that last match will not be easy but it’s time for our Main Event and, locked within the confines of a steel cage, champion Padraig O’Hearne and challenger Meathead McAullie are a duo to rise to any challenge. This is going to be explosive.

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Padraig O’Hearne © vs Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz – Steel Cage match for Ri na hEireann title

McAullie took control early in this one, using his greater power and size to dominate the champion, whipping him from corner to corner, flooring him with a series of clubbing blows and a gorilla press, tossing him bodily into the side of the cage. McAullie’s bulk would count against him however when he tried to climb over the top and O’Hearne’s greater speed allowed him to haul the big Scot back to the mat with a thunderous thump. O’Hearne brought his greater technique to the fore then, maintaining an edge with a succession of dropkicks, suplexes and a DDT. His own attempts to escape were hindered by Kitty Katz. McAullie’s manager pushing his feet from the cage wall and forcing him to drop back to the floor. Meathead was waiting there to unleash a clothesline of frightening impact. The hulking McAullie ragdolled O’Hearne a little more before returning to his preferred game of throwing O’Hearne into the cage wall. This time however O’Hearne brought all his ring awareness to bear, gripping onto the bars and quickly starting to climb. McAullie attempted to prevent this by grabbing his foot and this turned into a tug of war that was only ended when the champion managed to kick his opponent in the face. Unhindered now, O’Hearne completed his climb to the top and, despite the shrieking protestations of Kitty Katz, he dropped to the floor and retained his title in 12:17.

This was not a bad match and both men gave their all but, particularly after the semi-main, it’s probably fair to say that it didn’t quite reach the expected standards.

Match Rating: 30

O’Hearne is celebrating outside the ring with the championship belt, exhausted but clearly delighted at his decisive victory. He is exchanging high fives with some of the crowd when the attack comes from behind. It’s Merle O’Curle and he tackles the champion to the ground and he attacks with pinpoint precision, battering O’Hearne before locking in the Celtic Wreath again. Eventually, satisfied that sufficient damage has been inflicted, O’Curle releases the hold. He picks up the championship belt, looks at it intently, turns a disdainful stare of the injured O’Hearne and drops the title on him and leaves.

Segment Rating: 32

Philip Bescott: What an end to our night. Padraig O’Hearne proves just what he’s capable of, putting a conclusive end to his rivalry with Meathead McAullie AND retaining his EWF Ri na hEireann title, Celebrations are cut short here however by a sneak attack from Merle O’Curle. The outcome of this, and all the other action we’ve seen tonight, will only become clear at our next show. I’m Philip Bescott and I look forward to calling the action for you again then! Between this day and that one, take care!

Show Rating: 31

DarEatWorld · August 3, 2021

End of month review w/The Dublin Destroyer – March 2020

Events/Feuds: Well we ran two shows in March and while we likely won’t be repeating that anytime soon (see Finances below) I think it’s fair to say that both shows were at least small successes in the ring. The first of these, EWF St.Patrick’s Day Massacre, was a minor show - just an hour and three matches long and utilising mostly our home based talent and none of the guys who are based in continental Europe. It served as a debut for Jeffery McPeterson and young Axe Bradley and an opportunity for me to try my comeback as well as to add a little more spice to the Padraig O’Hearne/Meathead McAullie feud ahead of their big match at EWF Deadly Game.

Deadly Game itself would surely have to be considered a success. It’s our highest ranked show to date on TEW.com, my match against Merle O’Curle in the semi-main is also now considered our best yet (though I can be honest enough to acknowledge that he carried it) and Padraig O’Hearne’s promo before his cage match with Meathead is the best thing that we’ve seen on an EWF show yet. So plenty of positives there for sure. On the negative side of the ledger I was hoping for a little more from the Main Event, there still hasn’t been any movement on the attendance front (though at least our crowds are holding steady I suppose) and a good chunk of our roster could still be charitably described as raw. Hopefully all of those minor issues will improve in time but overall, while undoubtedly a step forward, EWF Deadly Game was more a reminder to me of just how far we still have to go before EWF can accomplish any of our ultimate goals.

As far as storyline feuds go we put the Padraig O’Hearne/Meathead McAullie one to bed at the last show. I was pleased with it overall and I think it’s helped us to establish ourselves. It should be pretty obvious to anybody who watched Deadly Game that we now plan on transitioning to a Padraig O’Hearne/Merle O’Curle clash to replace it. The Brilliant White/Blair Kerrigan storyline continues apace with Cassie O’Peter playing a support role in that one too. We have enough talent in the locker room now too that we’ll definitely try to get at least one more angle running at the next show. It’s just a matter now of deciding who we can rely upon to carry the weight.

Finances: The headline here is that we lost $561 in March. Thankfully the profits from January and February can comfortably absorb that with something to spare but it certainly puts to bed any aspirations I may have had to run two shows a month anytime soon. Doubling our shows costs is just not yet viable though, on the plus side, despite the poor (and falling) state of the wrestling industry we did manage our best month yet in terms of sponsorship income, bringing in $2,634. Next month will probably give a much better idea of our mid-term forecast.

Roster:

Axe Bradley – The 18 year old wrestled his first two matches for EWF this month and while they were both defeats he has already shown signs that he could well prove to be a quick study. Will probably have to spend a lot of his time staring at the lights for now, both in singles competition and as one half of The Welsh Dragons but will be given plenty of opportunities to develop here.

Blair Kerrigan: Didn’t appear on either of our shows this month with a decision reached not to use any of the roster whose travel costs needed to be covered at St.Patrick’s Day Massacre and missing Deadly Game for storyline reasons. Still regarded as a real prospect and still has the ongoing storyline with Brilliant White to keep her relevant.

Brilliant White: A decent month with two wins (over Bryn Archer and Cassie O’Toole) making it three victories on the spin in EWF. Continued to impress also with both his solo promos and his talk show segment – ‘The Rock Show’. Has shown himself to have a significant upside and I’m expecting him to be a significant player throughout and after his ongoing feud with The Dublin Gals.

Bryn Archer: Turned 20 in March and will have benefitted from the experience of the two matches he had even in defeat. Still very much a work in progress and like his partner in The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley) he will get the opportunities to develop here. He does have a little heat now after a careless move resulted in broken fingers for Maise Laurels but hopefully that’s not going to prove a long-term concern and will be something else he can learn from. Might give him the next show off in any case.

Cain Carlile: ‘Captain Crash’ picked up his first EWF victory at Deadly Game. Truthfully there’s not yet much else to say about a young man who is still finding his way both in EWF and in the business in general.

Cannonball Logan: Cannonball put over Jeffery McPeterson at Deadly Game but that match was decent enough that it served as a timely reminder of just what he can do. He’s also a real People Person who offers an awful lot backstage too and, as he’s based in Ireland full-time, should remain a solid part of the backbone of our roster.

Cassie O’Peter: Lost to Brilliant White at Deadly Game as a part of the overall feud involving her tag team partner Blair Kerrigan. O’Peter hasn’t particularly impressed between the ropes yet but, as a young, Irish talent, she will be given chances aplenty to develop here. She hasn’t yet really been given a chance to shine on the mic yet either despite being considered a strong performer in that area. Where she has really proven her worth is backstage, bringing a real positivity to the place (she set up a pancake section backstage at the last show) especially since I added her real life girlfriend, Maise Laurels, to the roster as well.

Geordie Jimmy Morris: Has come in and made a difference already, proving his worth as a creative and reliable Road Agent. Has a wealth of experience to pass on and plenty of ability to do just that. A genuine asset.

Jeffery McPeterson: Two wins from two so far for McPeterson who has certainly carried his weight since being added, a little surprisingly, to bolster the roster in March. Not yet sure what his short-term role will be here but has the ability to add plenty.

Kitty Katz: Probably won’t look back on March particularly fondly. The families in attendance didn’t react at all well to her provocative t-shirt act at St.Patrick’s Day Massacre and she was exposed somewhat in the relatively lengthy promo required as part of The Rock Show at Deadly Game. Her position is not under any risk but she may have to settle for a valet role as opposed to a full on manager now.

Lucy Avatar: Our referee. Getting the job done with minimum fuss so far. Long may it continue.

Maise Laurels: Picked up her first win, teaming with Matthew Macks at Deadly Game. Definitely still needs time to become somewhat better known by the Irish crowd and now has some broken fingers to get over in the short-term too. Lots of potential though.

Matthew Macks: A victory at Deadly Game, albeit as the only competitor with much experience in a tag match. Between that and the fact that he’s been governing the EWF Wrestlers’ Court there’s a strong sense that, even though he’s only 31, Macks is developing into a locker room leader here. Has plenty to offer both inside and outside the ring.

Meathead McAullie: Part of a winning duo (with Jeffery McPeterson) at St.Patrick’s Day Massacre but came out on the losing side in the big title match at Deadly Game. Still has all the tools to be a big part of our plans but will now be important to find something to keep him busy away from the title picture.

Merle O’Curle: Rolled back the years at Deadly Game to do most of the work in our excellent match. Is paid considerably more than anybody else in our locker room but has absolutely justified the expense so far.

Padraig O’Hearne: Still champion, developing well and cut an excellent promo at Deadly Game to show that he has that string to his bow as well. Far and away our top face at the moment.

Philip Bescott: Is doing okay. It’s tougher for him now that he’s on his own at the announce desk but since we don’t have TV as such anyway at the moment he’s more than adequate for our current needs.

Rohan Kirchner: It’s been a mixed month for Rohan. He defeated Axe Bradley at St.Patrick’s Day Massacre and lost to Cain Carlile at Deadly Game. He was late to pick up his travel partner (Cannonball Logan) but responded well to Matthew Mack’s mediation of that which was one less headache for me to worry about. I only realised the other day that SNP haven’t booked him in a match all year so we’re really all he has at the moment.

The Dublin Destroyer: I had my comeback and showed up fairly well and I feel now that I still have something to offer in the ring. I won’t be likely to be wearing the title belt anytime soon but I can offer plenty of experience to help the youngsters along and try to help elevate people by putting them over along the way too.

OOC: My apologies for the lengthy delay between posts. I enjoyed a very busy, very pleasant couple of months in my life. TEW took somewhat of a back seat in that time. However my natural flair (wooo!) for sabotaging my own personal life means that I am now in possession of much more free time again. This bodes well for The Dublin Destroyer and the whole gang in EWF. It's a silver lining I suppose.

DarEatWorld · August 4, 2021

Emerald Wrestling Federation have added one more name to their roster this week. Brian "Bat" Cooper is a 22 year old Welsh wrestler who was trained in the National School Of Wrestling, from where he graduated in 2017. Bat turned to pro wrestling as a way to escape a life of crime and to put his scary look to good use. He is primarily a brawler, often using lots of weapons, and has a strong work ethic. However, he still needs a lot of work before he will be the finished article - and giving up booze and cigarettes would probably also help. He got his first break when he joined SNP in 2018 and has been particularly helped by being put in the Clan McPeterson stable. EWF will give him another platform to continue his development.

NarrZiss · August 4, 2021

Love to see those unusual guys develop.

DarEatWorld · August 4, 2021

Love to see those unusual guys develop.

Thanks NarrZiss. One of these days I'll book a big name promotion. Not today though.

DarEatWorld · August 6, 2021

EWF Downward Spiral – Preview

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The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)

A repeat of the main event from EWF St.Patrick’s Day Massacre though both these pairings are now working under official tag team names. EWF Ri na hEireann Padraig O’Hearne has finally seen off Meathead McAullie definitively after a long feud. This bout between them and their respective seconds seems to be feted as an epilogue or post-script really but a victory for the Scottish duo here could see one or both of them installed right in the midst of the title scene once more.

Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

This is a potentially very interesting collision between two technically minded wrestlers at very different stages in their careers. Bradley, still just 18, is taking his first steps but already showing an abundance of talent and many seasoned observers recognise him as somebody to watch. Of course it’s impossible to have a conversation about technical Irish wrestlers without paying homage to Merle O’Curle. O’Curle has carved out a distinguished reputation across the UK and Europe. Expect very little brawling or high flying in this one which should be a treat for wrestling purists everywhere.

The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

The ongoing situation between Blair Kerrigan and Brilliant White remains an uncomfortable and somewhat problematic one. Kerrigan was missing for last month’s shows and, in her absence, Cassie O’Peter was defeated by Brilliant White. The Brilliant Rock Star will be backed up on the night by the mercenary Matthew Macks, a man who has had his own run-ins with The Dublin Gals dating back to the debut EWF show, Brave New World, in January. It remains to be seen what will happen when Kerrigan and Brilliant White are finally in the same ring once more.

Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

This one, contested between two up and coming English talents, is another potentially tantalising match. Cain Carlile, ‘Captain Crash’, has given a good account of himself in his EWF outings to date. The inventive, irrepressible Carlile, one part comic book superhero to one part agile daredevil is starting to win plenty of new fans. Maise Laurels is not one of them. It is fair to say that Laurels appears to only be a fan of herself. Outspoken and dynamic in her own right, Laurels is widely considered to be a can’t miss prospect by many and will view this match as a good opportunity to show just how capable she can be in her own right.

Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

A triple threat match will open the show and give each of the three combatants a window in which to prove themselves. Bat Cooper will be making his EWF debut in this match. The young, Welsh scrapper comes with a burgeoning rep for casual violence and a fondness for inflicting pain. He will be worth watching as his career unfolds. In his first match here he will be up against not just one, but two heavily experienced high flyers in the form of bubbly babyface Cannonball Logan and reckless, tough Rohan Kirchner. Logan and Kirchner have already clashed this year and both men have had ups and down already. They will view this as an ideal launchpad to build upon but, should they focus too much on each other, Bat Cooper could well be onto a winning start in his own EWF career.

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The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz

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Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

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The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

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Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

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smw88 · August 6, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz

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Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

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The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

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Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

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KyTeran · August 6, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz

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Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

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The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

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Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

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Herrbear · August 7, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz

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Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

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The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

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Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

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Historian · August 8, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz

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Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

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The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

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Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

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DarEatWorld · August 9, 2021

EWF Downward Spiral

EWF Downward Spiral

Sunday, Week 2, April 2020 – Dublin, Ireland

Announce Team: Philip Bescott

Referee: Lucy Avatar

Road Agent: Geordie Jimmy Morris

Attendance: 39

Philip Bescott: Welcome one and all to another night of great wrestling here in Dublin as Emerald Wrestling Federation presents EWF Downward Spiral. I am Philip Bescott and I am here to call every second of tonight’s action which will culminate in a super Main Event pairing two of Ireland’s very best, the EWF Ri na hEireann Padraig O’Hearne and The Dublin Destroyer – The Celtic Warriors. They’ll be cracking skulls against The Scots Guard pairing of Jeffery McPeterson and Meathead McAullie. Opening the show though we have an EWF first – a Triple Threat match - between three competitors with plenty to prove.

Bat Cooper vs Cannonball Logan vs Rohan Kirchner

Rohan Kirchner and the debuting Bat Cooper took control of this one early, the sadistic South African and the psychotic Welshman teaming up to work over the popular, outgoing Cannonball Logan. The power of Cooper and the fearless agility of Kirchner meshed well and they clearly took a lot of satisfaction in their impromptu alliance and the resulting numerical advantage it afforded them. The young Cooper looked raw here, his inexperience standing out in contrast to the performances of the pair of veterans he was in there with.

As the match progressed, Cannonball Logan continued to suffer a beating at the hands of his two foes. However, there can only be one winner of a Triple Threat match and, when Kirchner attempted to cover Logan to secure the victory, Bat Cooper was suddenly unwilling to go along with it and the backslapping and banter between the pair turned into a shoving match quickly when Cooper countered the finest points of Kirchner’s arguments with a hard slap to the face. Cooper, by far the strongest man in the ring, got the better of that exchange and threw Kirchner through the ropes to the floor. Cannonball Logan had recovered enough by this point to roll Cooper up suddenly from behind and keep his shoulders to the mat for long enough that referee Lucy Avatar made the 3 count at 12’24. A good win then for Cannonball Logan and one that looked unlikely for the majority of this match.

Match Rating: 22

Philip Bescott: That is an excellent victory for Cannonball Logan. With all of his experience, his ability and, as we’ve just seen, his opportunism when the moment presents itself, I see no reason at all that he can’t go on to challenge for the top prizes here in EWF. Speaking of such men, it is very difficult to compile such a list without including the man we’re about to hear from now – Merle O’Curle.

Merle O’Curle faces the camera. Calmly, without raising his voice, he outlines his thoughts,

“I have been doing this for a very, very long time. I get in the ring, I stretch people, I hurt people. I don’t do that out of any sense of enjoyment. I do it because it is the best way to win and I am a winner. A born winner. The face of Irish wrestling for a quarter of a century. I’ve seen all sorts of people come and go over the years. I’ve seen so many people hyped up as the next big thing. Tall, handsome fools. Like Padraig O’Hearne. I’m tired of hearing about Padraig O’Hearne. I don’t doubt that he has heart and I know he has ambition. What I doubt are his brains and his longevity. People ask me why I attacked him? They ask me why I climbed into that cage at the end of Deadly Game and beat him down? I’ll tell you why. It’s real simple. Padraig O’Hearne does not deserve the hype. Padraig O’Hearne does not deserve to be called Ri na hEireann. I don’t care if he won some poxy little tournament. I wasn’t even in that tournament. Unless he can go through me he is undeserving of that shiny belt around his waist. He will not go through me. If he’s half the man that he pretends to be, if he’s half the man that people keep telling me he is… he’ll accept my challenge, meet me in the ring and then we’ll see who the real face of Irish wrestling is.”

There were some signs of struggle in this one. Merle O’Curle can do a lot of things but he’s not a great interview.

Segment Rating: 25

Philip Bescott: Merle O’Curle making it very, very clear what he thinks of Padraig O’Hearne. I think he may be under-estimating our young champion though. Only time will tell if that is to his detriment. From such a serious competitor though we now switch to somebody far less reserved in his approach to things – it’s ‘Captain Crash’ Cain Carlile against ‘Amazing’ Maise Laurels.

Cain Carlile vs Maise Laurels

A rather ragged chant of ‘Captain Crash’ opens this one much to the delight of Cain Carlile and chagrin of Maise Laurels. The tantrum of Laurels prompts more of the chant which only swells as Carlile controls the early stages of this one, using his undoubted speed and enjoying an uncharacteristic advantage in strength today too. To the amusement of the audience he begins striking some superhero poses. Laurels is considerably less amused by this, eventually letting loose a frustrated scream and slapping Carlile with sufficient force that he reels backwards, turns a stumble into one of his trademark handstands only to fall out of the ring unexpectedly when he regains his feet. From the floor he crawls, somewhat groggily, under the ring.

Laurels takes to the turnbuckle then, first ironically basking in the jeers of those watching, then peering curiously down to see where her foe has disappeared to, demanding, “come out and face me, Mr.Carlile!” The lights go out for about 30 seconds. When they come back on Laurels is no longer alone in the ring.

The mysterious stranger appears to of identical height and weight to Cain Carlile. He’s even wearing identical wrestling trunks but he’s also sporting a mask. When Laurels demands “Take off that stupid mask, Cain!” the stranger responds, in a suspiciously raspy voice, “Who is this Cain? I am… Captain Crash!”

Another ‘Captain Crash’ chant begins and that’s all that the stranger needs to spring into action. Much the like now disappeared Cain Carlile, this Captain Crash character uses a strangely handspring heavy offence that pays dividends at 9’30 when he hits a Mark of Cain (“Mark of Crash!” he calls out) and picks up the win. This was a fun comedy match with everybody involved putting in their best EWF work yet. Carlile (and/or) Captain Crash definitely shaded it in terms of performance but the improvement in Laurels from her first couple of matches in Dublin was immense.

Match Rating: 26

Philip Bescott: I’m really not quite sure what I’ve just witnessed there. This newcomer, this Captain Crash, appears to have emerged from nowhere to pick up a victory. I think… the whole thing is rather mysterious and, indeed, a little bizarre. Speaking of bizarre, we’re about to see the next chapter in the strange relationship between Brilliant White and ‘Blazing’ Blair Kerrigan. It’s time for the first tag team match of the night as The Dublin Gals step up against Brilliant White and the mercenary Matthew Macks.

The Dublin Gals (Blair Kerrigan & Cassie O’Peter) vs Brilliant White and Matthew Macks

This one is operating on a heightened sense of tension from the entrances. The Dublin Gals, particularly Kerrigan, seems a little ill at ease and unsettled, a feeling that is only exacerbated when the heels make their entrance with Brilliant White giving a heartfelt rendition of his ‘My Blair Lady’ song. As we await the opening bell, only Matthew Macks seems in any way calm. The match goes back and forth with plenty of quick tags. Despite this we don’t get Kerrigan and Brilliant White in the ring together which seems to suit them both.

Eventually it settles down a bit with both Macks and Brilliant White working over O’Peter in her corner. O’Peter did a particularly strong job at evoking sympathy from the young girls in attendance. A kick of the back of the head from Macks left her sprawled on the canvas. The Irishman tagged his brilliant partner, Brilliant White, back in. The masked man blew a kiss to Blair Kerrigan before running the ropes close by her. Kerrigan was knocked from the ring apron to the floor, screaming in pain. This distraction stopped Brilliant White in his tracks and he turned to the fallen Kerrigan, looking over the ropes. It’s hard to tell if, under the mask, his concern was genuine but he was certainly paying more attention to her than to Cassie O’Peter. Matthew Macks called out a warning but it was too late, O’Peter pulled Brilliant White backwards and scored a flash pinfall to secure victory for The Dublin Gals at 12’01. O’Peter’s young fans were particularly delighted and, while the confusing situation between Kerrigan and Brilliant White remains unresolved, on this particular night in Dublin The Dublin Gals will simply savour the moment.

Match Rating: 23

Philip Bescott: That ending came right out of nowhere! Matthew Mack appears to be livid! Cassie O’Peter euphoric, Blair Kerrigan? I’m trying to figure out how badly hurt she really is and Brilliant White, for once, seems brilliantly silenced!

Matthew Macks is visibly frustrated by the nature of the defeat, slapping the ropes in irritation. Even as The Dublin Gals celebrate to the back and Brilliant White stares intently at Blair Kerrigan, Macks enters the ring and demands to know what his partner was thinking of?

“I’m a professional, damn it, I’m available to hire but I expect certain standards! What the hell?”

Brilliant White is slowly making his way back to his feet but still ignoring Macks and watching the departing Kerrigan. Macks has had enough, getting right up into his face, going nose-to-nose,

“Don’t ignore me. You asked me to come out here with you and I’ve done my part. What the hell is wrong with you?”

Brilliant White doesn’t answer, simply rolling from the ring and moving with his usual sultry strut in the direction of the ramp where The Dublin Gals have disappeared. Macks rolls his eyes to heaven, throws another frustrated kick at the bottom rope before making his own exit.

Segment Rating: 22

Philip Bescott: Matthew Macks is not a happy camper after that. Brilliant White? Well, who can tell what he’s ever thinking. Now we turn our attention to a bout between two technically minded wrestlers at very different points in their careers. We heard from ‘The Stretching Machine’ Merle O’Curle earlier on. This is a huge opportunity for the Welsh teenager Axe Bradley to make a statement about his own intentions.

Axe Bradley vs Merle O’Curle

Bradley gave a good go at it here but was, ultimately, overmatched against an imperious Merle O’Curle. The veteran dominated this one and it was all Bradley could do to keep his head above water. He did well just to make it last as long as it did but, even with his best efforts, he was trapped and with no option but to tap out at 7’08 when O’Curle’s Celtic Wreath was locked in.

Match Rating: 30

Philip Bescott: That right there is a warning shot from Merle O’Curle to anybody who is paying attention. At this stage of his career he may not quite have the engine that he once did but when you can be as ruthless as he is, well, he’s not paid by the hour. I have no doubt now either that Merle will be paying close attention to our Main Event pitting the team of The Celtic Warriors (including our champion, Padraig O’Hearne) against The Scots Guard.

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The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)

This was a fitting Main Event to the night with each man playing his part. McAullie in particular gave a really, really strong account of himself here with his Anti-Establishment gimmick looking better and better with each appearance. Momentum was traded back and forth with O’Hearne starting strongly against McPeterson only to find himself being brutalised when Meathead got back into the ring. A missed turnbuckle smash followed by a sharp DDT from the champion left both men grounded and crawling to their respective corners.

The two tags were made almost simultaneously but it was The Dublin Destroyer who erupted then, using all his energy to lay out both McPeterson and McAullie. However just when it appeared as though victory for The Celtic Warriors was inevitable, McPeterson kicked out at the knee of his opponent while he was distracted by Kitty Katz at ringside. The Scots Guard attempted to take over once more with a flurry of quick tags. They would pay a hefty price when McPeterson attempted to enter the ring without bothering to make a tag. Lucy Avatar stepped in and forced him to return to the ring apron, drawing the ire of both members of The Scots Guard and their manager. By the time Meathead McAullie turned back to the task at hand he was facing both of The Celtic Warriors. A back drop from The Dublin Destroyer, followed instantly by a second rope leg drop from O’Hearne – a move dubbed Ireland’s Call – was enough to allow O’Hearne, the current EWF Ri na hEireann, to scoop the leg and score a pinfall victory for his team at 9’35.

Match Rating: 34

In the aftermath of the match, Padraig O’Hearne took a microphone and addressed the EWF audience and Merle O’Curle in particular,

“I’ve spent 6 years so far in wrestling rings. I know I’m not the finished article. I’m trying to get better every time I step between the ropes, learning with every match I have. And over the last 6 years I’ve heard so much about the people who have gone before me, about people like my tag team partner The Dublin Destroyer. About ‘The Mercenary’ Matthew Macks, about Lug Phelan and, most of all, about ‘The Irish Stretching Machine’ Merle O’Curle.

I looked up to you Merle. I know you’ve almost 20 years more ring time than I do, you were the man I dreamed of living up to. I was so excited when I heard you were coming to EWF. I thought you’d be somebody I could learn from. I thought you were a man of principle. You’re not though. You’re nothing more than a mean spirited bully. You want to denigrate me, that’s fine. You want to write me and all of my generation off, be my guest. You want to lament that you’re being oppressed and overlooked, that’s your call. But if you want a piece of me and my hard won Ri na hEireann title then I’ll see you in a ring real soon. I’ll give you this warning for free though, you’d better bring you’re A-game or I will shut you the hell up between the ropes and show you just how damn good I can be!”

Segment Rating: 34

Philip Bescott: Fighting words from our champion as he sends out a strident message. It’s been quite a night here at EWF Downward Spiral and next month I will be back at this announce desk as we do it all again. I’ll see you all then, have a wonderful time until then!

Show Rating: 32

DarEatWorld · August 10, 2021

Enter: Aurora Phillips

“You can call me Aurora Phillips. I am the newly hired Executive Consultant of Merle O’Curle and I have the following demands to make on behalf of my client.

1) The current EWF Ri na hEireann champion, one Padraig O’Hearne has verbally agreed to take on my client’s challenge for his championship title at last week’s show EWF Downward Spiral. This shall be considered a legally binding agreement that neither Mr.O’Hearne or Emerald Wrestling Federation shall be able to withdraw from.

2) The championship bout between my client and Mr.O’Hearne shall take place at a time and date chosen by my client.

3) Any stipulations applied to this match must be chosen and/or approved by myself on behalf of my client.

4) Upon my client’s victory in this match and successful capture of the EWF Ri na hEireann championship title he will receive a substantial bonus and pay rise. This can be discussed in a separate meeting prior to the match taking place.

5) My client will be provided with his own dressing room at all further EWF events which are blessed with his presence. This room will also contain all of the sundry office facilities required to allow me to conduct my business obligations while at the venue.”

DarEatWorld · August 19, 2021

End of month review – April

End of month review – April

Event/Feuds: We dropped back to one show this month – EWF Downward Spiral – and I would be happy enough to put it down as another positive step for us (albeit a small one). The attendance, at 39, was our biggest yet. It was our highest ranked show yet on TEW.com with a score of 32. Sure the attendance only jumped by 2 and the show rating by 1 but I’ll take it. What I think was telling, most of all, in this show is that I think was our first without any match that could be described as ‘bad’. That’s not to say that we presented a full card of 5-star classics but everything on the card was at least reasonable and that, in and of itself, is progress.

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As far as feuds go, we’ve now established Merle O’Curle as the next man who will challenge Padraig O’Hearne in a clash of traditions and styles that is as much for the future of Irish wrestling as it is the present. Padraig’s promos continue to be pretty good but we gave Merle a shot on the stick and, as we feared, it wasn’t great. To address that we’ve reached a deal with ex-21CW manager Aurora to come in and play the part of his Executive Consultant and I’m hopeful that addition will add to the overall success of this storyline.

We gave The Dublin Gals a fast win over Brilliant White and his partner for the night Matthew Macks. This one is still simmering along nicely and we’ve still managed to avoid putting Blair Kerrigan and Brilliant White in a one on one match so far which will, presumably, give us our payoff in this one when it does eventually take place.

Something that was started at the last show and is of a very different nature is the ‘disappearance’ of Cain Carlile and the ‘inexplicable’ emergence of Captain Crash. This one is very much being played for laughs which worked out really well for both Carlile/Crash and Maise Laurels at Downward Spiral. The premise of Laurels being cast as a crazed conspiracy theorist for daring to suggest that Carlile and Captain Crash are one and the same definitely has legs. There’s a few pathways being considered for this one but I think it can elevate them both in any case.

We’ve another couple of potential feuds in the offing that will probably be set up in the next month or two as well. More on those as they ripen.

Finances: We returned to a profit in April, making $574, cancelling out March’s shortfall of $561 and giving us a current cash reserve of $3,848. We’ve since added Aurora to the roster but I’m hopeful that even booking everybody on one show a month should see us maintain a relatively comfortable (if not massively significant) profit month on month. $2,738 was decent bump (and record high) in our sponsorship income, up from $2,634 in March.

Roster In/Outs:

Bat Cooper: Had his debut match at Downward Spiral, eating the pin in a Triple Threat against Cannonball Logan and Rohan Kirchner. He’s young and, like many of our roster, has plenty of potential. Will need time to develop here certainly. In a relationship with Kitty Katz. Has a reputation for being somewhat difficult to deal with that wasn’t helped much by a failure to pick up his share of the bar tab. Merle O’Curle managed that situation for us and Cooper seemed to take it on the chin.

Aurora Phillips: Has yet to be seen as a show but has been signed to act as a mouthpiece for Merle O’Curle. Had a run with 21CW between 2004-2006 but has been limited to occasional indie outings in the near decade and a half since then. EWF is an opportunity for her (and us) to help each other out.

DarEatWorld · August 23, 2021

EWF Wasteland – Preview

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<div style="text-align:center;">EWF Wasteland – Preview</div>

<div style="text-align:center;">The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks</div>

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The Dublin Destroyer: Oh it feels so good to be back between the ropes. The Dublin Destroyer has still got plenty to give and I will give my all until I have nothing left. I feel fortunate indeed that I get to stand side by side with this young man right here, the worthy Ri na hEireann of Emerald Wrestling Federation, the man they call Padraig O’Hearne.

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Padraig O’Hearne: The Dublin Destroyer is too modest. Already I’ve learned so much from him and I know, with a man like him watching my back, I’m only going to get better and better. I hope Merle O’Curle pays close attention to this match, I hope he knows that he’s going to need to bring his A-game when we do finally meet.

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Brilliant White: “She’s the one that can save me, my Blair lady. She’s the one that save me, my Blair lady.” This one is for you Blair, dedicated from me to you. It’s going to be… brilliant. Brilliant White.

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Matthew Macks: The Celtic Warriors… lots of people talking about you two. All this hype. All this praise. The joining of two generations of Irish wrestling. All sounds great, doesn’t it? There’s one thing missing though. Not for the first time, I’m being overlooked. Nobody wants to face up to the reality – the reality that Matthew Macks is better than Padraig O’Hearne or The Dublin Destroyer. People want to duck me, people want to deny me? That’s absolutely fine. I will do what I always do. I am a consummate professional, I will turn up, I was kick arse and I will get paid. Nobody can duck me forever. You hear me, Mr. So-called-Dublin Destroyer? I’m not afraid of you, I don’t respect you, I don’t even like you. As for my partner, Brilliant White? Get your head in the game! Focus on the task at hand. Or you’ll be worrying about me instead of The Celtic Warriors and Blair Kerrigan.

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Cannonball Logan: Old Cannonball is hearing plenty about what a bad dude Merle O’Curle is. About how he’s gonna beat Padraig O’Hearne and become Ri na hEireann. I’ve been around the block several times. I know the journey to the very top so well that I could make it blindfolded, brother! I know that Merle O’Curle is a dangerous man, a man who enjoys inflicting pain and I know that he has got his eye on the big prize. A word of advice to ‘The Irish Stretching Machine’ though, don’t you go looking past Cannonball Logan or you are in for a very rude awakening. And if I do what I can and I win this match… well then maybe it’s my turn to get a shot at that shiny championship belt!

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Aurora Phillips: On behalf of my client, Merle O’Curle, I wish to have it placed on record that we do not approve of the selection of Cannonball Logan as our opponent at EWF Wasteland. Cannonball Logan, though an experienced and talented veteran, does not possess a sufficient reputation to deserve the opportunity to share a ring with as singular a competitor as Merle O’Curle. As a result my client has requested that I convey that he will be at his most brutal and efficient in dispatching his opponent. He will not allow this brief and temporary distraction to delay him in his pursuit of the EWF Ri na hEireann title.

<div style="text-align:center;">The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)</div>

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Axe Bradley: I am excited about the challenge ahead of us. Me and Bryn? We know we’ve got a lot to learn, we know people write off The Welsh Dragons. Well anybody who writes us off is setting themselves up for a big fall. Dragons breath fire and anybody who under-estimates us is going to be burned to the ground.

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Bryn Archer: You got that right Axeman. ‘Big Boy’ Bryn Archer has never backed down from a fight in his life and I’m not going to start now. The Scots Guard are big, tough guys and they like a scrap. Well so do I and so do you. The Welsh Dragons are on the rise!

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Jeffery McPeterson: Who?

Kitty Katz: The Welsh Dragons.

Meathead McAullie: Dragons aren’t real.

Jeffery McPeterson: Aren’t they those two children? Those particularly brainless children?

Kitty Katz: If they’re children, they’re big children.

Meathead McAullie: Good. The bigger the better.

Jeffery McPeterson: You got that right Meathead. The Scots Guard are the real deal. We are fighters. I have been punched and kicked in every pub in Glasgow. I’ve been knocked down in Dublin. I never, ever stay down and I never, ever lose a fight.

Meathead McAullie: Especially not to some Welsh wannabes.

Jeffery McPeterson: You two jokers are in for a real tussle.

Meathead McAullie: You two punks are in for a real beating.

Kitty Katz: Enjoy your hospital time boys, The Scots Guard are on the march!

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Captain Crash: Cain who? Carlile? Never heard of him… though, I will concede, he sounds like a remarkably handsome and talented individual. For now though this is all that you need to know… I am Captain Crash and I have come from an unknown place for unknown reasons. All will be revealed at the correct time. Just know that you can put your trust in me, Captain Crash is here to make the world a better place. I’m sure that this Cain Carlile of whom you speak, wherever he is, whoever he is, would vouch for me too.

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Bat Cooper: Listen, I don’t know what happened to Cain Carlile and I don’t care. If this Captain Crash thinks he can walk in here and take my spotlight though? That’s where we have a problem! Bat Cooper is the brightest newcomer here in EWF and no masked lunatic is going to get away with that. So at EWF Wasteland, not only am I going to tear off his mask, I’m going to tear off his head!

<div style="text-align:center;">Blair Kerrigan vs Rohan Kirchner</div>

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Blair Kerrigan: Another night, another fight for ‘Blazing Blair’ in front of my home crowd in Dublin. I’m not going to stand here and deny that the situation with Brilliant White has been unsettling. You can take it from me though, your girl is not going to let that get in the way of business and at EWF Wasteland my business is Rohan Kirchner. That guy is all mouth, all bark. Well if he tries to bite me, I’ll bite back!

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Rohan Kirchner: Whoever decided to put me, ‘Ruthless’ Rohan Kirchner, in the ring with some skinny, silly girl who has spent more time with her head in the clouds than in a wrestling ring, must have a sick sense of humour. That’s okay, I’ve got a pretty sick sense of humour myself. Blair Kerrigan is going to find out just how damn funny I can be.

<div style="text-align:center;">Cassie O’Peter vs Maisie Laurels

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Cassie O’Peter: Alright all, Cassie girl here giving a shout out to all my fans who are looking forward to seeing me in action at EWF Wasteland. ‘Classy’ Cassie O’Peter against ‘Amazing’ Maisie Laurels in a match that I hope will serve as an example to any young girl out there that there is a place for us all in this industry. Maise Laurels has all the talent in the world but I’m not always impressed with her attitude. This is my chance to strike a blow for everyone out there who wants to get ahead the right way, with integrity, honesty, hard work and class!

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Maise Laurels: There are two things you need to take away from this interview. Firstly, I am the most talented female wrestler in Europe and I’m just getting started. It should be beyond any question that I’m by far and away better than either of The Dublin Gals but, of course, the EWF crowd just love their home town heroes, don’t they? At EWF Wasteland I’m going to take the first step towards putting the myth of The Dublin Gals to bed once and for all. Secondly, and even more importantly, I am sick, sore and tired of being ridiculed as some sort of freaky conspiracy nut because I am apparently the only person who realises that Captain Crash is, in fact, actually Cain Carlile. How can I be the only one to see this? Honestly, how bloody stupid are you people?

Prediction Card - EWF Wasteland

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cannonball Logan vs Merle O’Curle w/Aurora Phillips

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The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)

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Captain Crash vs Bat Cooper

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Blair Kerrigan vs Rohan Kirchner

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Cassie O’Peter vs Maisie Laurels

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Herrbear · August 23, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

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Cannonball Logan vs Merle O’Curle w/Aurora Phillips

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The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)

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Captain Crash vs Bat Cooper

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Blair Kerrigan vs Rohan Kirchner

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Cassie O’Peter vs Maisie Laurels

KyTeran · August 24, 2021

The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks

Comment: I don't see Padraig O'Hearne losing before his bout with O'Curle

Cannonball Logan vs Merle O’Curle w/Aurora Phillips

Comment: Sorry Logan, but I think you are bellow O'Curle in the pecking order.

The Welsh Dragons (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson & Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)

Comment: The Welsh Dragons are young and have no chance against The Scots Guard

Captain Crash vs Bat Cooper

Comment: It is not yet time for the Captain to crash and burn.

Blair Kerrigan vs Rohan Kirchner

Comment: Blair has a storyline, while Kirchner does not.

Cassie O’Peter vs Maisie Laurels

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DarEatWorld · August 26, 2021

Before Wasteland...

We’re getting ready for the show, putting the ring together. The locally based among us end up doing a lot of the work but that’s just the way of things. The others, those coming from the UK and Europe, tend to arrive in twos and threes. The Scots contingent arrive together as do the Welsh boys, Cain Carlile and Lucy Avatar usually travel together, Blair, Cassie and Maisie make their way from Germany. Today the last to arrive are Matthew Macks and Merle O’Curle, fresh off a flight from Zurich and both seemingly in good spirits. They make the rounds, shaking the hands of everybody else here, sharing a few jokes and dispensing some advice. Macks slides into the ring and takes over tightening the ropes. Merle taps me on the shoulder,

“A quiet word?”

I nod my agreement and we wonder to the back, leaving Meathead McAullie and Bryn Archer to some preamble that will apparently shortly lead to an arm wrestling match. Archer may not realise it yet but he’s overmatched. My consideration of this competition lasts only seconds after we step into the small office space at the back of the room and Merle addresses me,

“I think it’s time.”

I’m a bit taken aback at this.

“Already? Surely not, Merle. We need a little more build and I still want Padraig to have a little more time with the strap before he drops it. Don’t get me wrong, we’ll definitely be putting the belt on you. Just give it a couple of shows so that we can set it up properly.”

Merle shakes his head,

“No. Sorry. You’re not understanding me. I’m not being clear actually!”

He pauses and considers what he wants to say for a long, long moment,

“It’s time,” he repeats before taking a deep breath and continuing,

“It’s time for me to call it a day. I’m slowing down. I don’t want to become a shadow of what I was. I’ve been doing this a long time and I just feel that now is the right time to bow out. I’ve really enjoyed coming over here and I’ll always appreciate you giving me the chance to have a few matches back home before I hang it up. I’m left aching these days though. You retired yourself last year (even if it didn’t take), you know what I’m talking about.”

He’s right of course, I do know what he’s talking about and I don’t begrudge the man. Selfishly though… he’s still the best thing we have going for us. He would have become our champion. That was pretty much decided upon. I also find myself wondering about a whole bunch of other little things. Aurora Phillips is here to make her live EWF debut today. She was literally brought in to be Merle’s mouthpiece (because, for all his talents, he can’t cut a promo) and I’m not sure where this leaves her. I was playing with the idea of turning Meathead face to challenge Merle. I’ll have to reconsider that now too. So many moving pieces with a wrestling promotion at this level.

“How soon?” I ask with a slight hint of trepidation. Merle smiles at this,

“I’m not going to leave you in the lurch man, I’m thinking three months. That should give you time to tie up whatever needs to be. It’ll all work out okay, I’m sure. You’ve got a good locker room out there. A good mix of kids and vets and people in the middle. I think I’ll try and keep my hand in anyway, I still have something to offer. I won’t go down your route and start my own promotion but I can see myself as a Road Agent. Anyway, I should get out there.”

He opens the door and steps out into a cacophony of Scottish bellowing which lets me know that Meathead, as expected, has won the arm wrestling and leaving me to my thoughts. I’m still a little taken aback by it and wondering how it will affect my booking plans. I wonder if Merle was angling for a Road Agent position here. I don’t need two… and to be fair, Geordie Jimmy is doing a great job for not a lot of money. Speaking of money… Merle is, by some distance, the most expensive person on my roster. I pay him $200 a show plus the cost of his travel. By comparison Jeffery, Meathead and Padraig (our champion remember) make $70, $60 and $40 respectively without any travel expenses attached to any of them. So, for the worst thing that could possibly happen, there might be an upside to this yet. I’ll miss Merle, he’s a genuine legend in Irish wrestling and I’m glad he got to play a part, however small, in EWF. It’s fitting and he’s come in and done his part here too, sharing his knowledge and experience. That said, he was never somebody that we could have planned around in the long-term. I didn’t expect us to run out of road quite so fast but I’m excited to see what happens now. With that thought firmly at the forefront of my mind, I open the door and step towards my people. I’ve got a show to run.

“Alright my little Emeralds, are you all ready for Wasteland?”

DarEatWorld · September 10, 2021

EWF Wasteland

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EWF Wasteland

Sunday, Week 1, May 2020 – Dublin, Ireland</div>

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Announce Team: Philip Bescott

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Referee: Lucy Avatar

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Road Agent: Geordie Jimmy Morris

Attendance: 39

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The show begins, even before Philip Bescott at the announce desk can say a word, with Aurora Phillips making her way to the ring with a determined (if somewhat sour) expression on her face.

“I will keep this as brief as possible. This is a not a negotiation, it is a statement. My name is Aurora Phillips and I am the executive consultant for Merle O’Curle. My client is scheduled for a match tonight against Cannonball Logan. My client is only willing to participate in this match if it is afforded the status of Main Event. Merle O’Curle is the only true wrestling legend on the whole of Emerald Wrestling Federation roster and, accordingly, he will not be denied his rightful place at the top of the mountain. We will announce at the next show the time and the specifics of his forthcoming title victory against Padraig O’Hearne. In the interim he is not be disturbed by anybody in attendance. Do not ask my client for autographs, do not ask my client for selfies, do not ask my client to give you the time of day. He is here for one reason and one reason only and that is to make Cannonball Logan tap out in the centre of this ring in the final match tonight.”

Aurora Phillips did okay here, in her first live appearance, and there’s no doubt that she’s a better speaker than O’Curle is. However she’s also much less well known, having not appeared anywhere of note since departing 21CW upon the arrival of Jeff Nova all the way back in 2006. As a result it’s debatable if she really added much to O’Curle here but, in any case, it’s all helping to build towards an inevitable clash between O’Curle and O’Hearne for the EWF Ri nahEireann title.

Segment Rating: 24

Philip Bescott: Well that was certainly not the expected opening to our show tonight. My name is Philip Bescott and you are watching EWF Wasteland here in beautiful Dublin. Aurora Phillips has just made her demands on behalf of her client and we’ll have to see how all of that plays out over the course of the night. We’ve got plenty of other action ahead too though beginning with a very interesting clash between two of the top young, female talents in Europe – Dublin’s own ‘Classy’ Cassie O’Peter and ‘Amazing’ Maise Laurels.

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<div style="text-align:center;">Cassie O’Peter vs Maisie Laurels</div>

This contest, which promised much but was ultimately an inconsistent, disappointing spectacle, started with Laurels refusing to take the offered handshake from Cassie O’Peter. O’Peter offered a second chance and when Laurels refused with a sneer of disdain, the fiery O’Peter got things going with a hard slap to the face. From there the pair launched into a full on attack, trading blows until Laurels took control after a poke to the eyes of her opponent.

Laurels followed that up with a kick to the stomach and a DDT to put herself firmly in control. A couple of hip tosses kept O’Peter down before momentum switched once more after Maise Laurels missed with a legdrop from the middle turnbuckle. O’Peter landed a couple of hip tosses of her own then and added further punishment with a suplex to Laurels. Buoyed by her own ferocity O’Peter let out a bellow of fury. Dragging Laurels back to her feet, O’Peter attempted another suplex. Laurels blocked this one however and transitioned (slightly clumsily) to an armbar. O’Peter managed to get to the ropes and referee Lucy Avatar called for a break. While breaking however, Laurels went quickly for the eyes of O’Peter once more and took advantage of Cassie’s impaired vision to hit a short-arm clothesline before, aided by a big handful of tights, wrapping her opponent up to secure the victory at 7’36.

A victory for Maise Laurels then though her performance was bitterly disappointing when compared to her appearance against Cain Carlile at EWF Downward Spiral. The concern now is that that showing was an anomaly and not, as was hoped, a breakout performance. O’Peter, for her part, continues to develop and this was her best outing as of yet in an EWF ring.

Match Rating: 17

Winner, via pinfall: Maisie Laurels

Philip Bescott: A big win for Maise Laurels. Not a clean win I’ll add but a significant one for that young woman as she continues to build momentum here in EWF. She’s a little distracted right now by her frankly crazy theories about the identity of Captain Crash but she’s managed to put that to one side for now at least. And now, from one Dublin Gal to another, we go back to ringside for our next bout, a clash between ‘Blazing’ Blair Kerrigan and ‘Ruthless’ Rohan Kirchner. Kerrigan has also been distracted by her ongoing issues with Brilliant White but she’d better keep her focus on the task at hand right now.

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This was a busy match, full of high spots and not lacking in effort from either party. Kerrigan seemed somewhat off form and didn’t live up to the heights of her last couple of matches. Kirchner is generally consistent and did his part here, showcasing his Bad Ass credentials and enjoying the opportunity to work over a smaller foe.

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Kerrigan had her spells in control too but just when it appeared that she might be in a good place to upset Kirchner her attention was taken by the emergence from the back of Brilliant White, armed with a microphone and launching into another rendition of ‘My Blair Lady’. Kerrigan is somewhere between exasperation and discomfort.

Kirchner, never a man to let an opportunity wander by unmolested, quickly springs to action, running the ropes and then smashing Kerrigan from behind with a vicious forearm and locking in a glorified chokehold once she hit the mat. It’s difficult to tell from under the mask but Brilliant White did not look overly pleased with these developments. Kirchner seemed to lose his own focus at this point, ignoring all of Lucy Avatar’s remonstrations to break the hold. The referee was left with no option but to disqualify Rohan Kirchner at 9’55.

Match Rating: 21

Winner, via DQ: Blair Kerrigan

Philip Bescott: And that is a very, very ugly ending to this match. Rohan Kirchner has finally released that blatant choke hold and is now making his way to the back. Cassie O’Peter makes her way to ringside to help Blair Kerrigan. Of Brilliant White, there is no sign… our next match is one that I am really looking forward to – the mysterious Captain Crash and the menacing newcomer Bat Cooper, it’s going to be… wait… I’ve just been told that Brilliant White is backstage and acting strangely… even by his own unusual standards.

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The camera catches up with Brilliant White backstage. He’s agitated, bouncing back and forth between singing snippets of ‘My Blair Lady’ and, seemingly, answering interview questions that nobody else can hear and featuring such proclamations as,

“Oh this is for real. She’s the one.”

“There is no try. Only brilliant, Brilliant White!”

“It’s not my fault, I just wanted to support her.”

“Say that again and I’ll destroy you,”

Before finishing up in a seemingly endless repetition of,

“All is Blair in love and war, all is Blair in love and war, all is Blair in love and war, all is Blair in love and war!”

Segment Rating: 33

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<div style="text-align:center;">Captain Crash vs Bat Cooper</div>

It’s a measure of just how out there Brilliant White is that even the sadistic Bat Cooper looks somewhat perturbed when the action returns to the ring. Underneath the mask Captain Crash may well be just as mesmerised but, as far as we can see, the man who is definitely not Cain Carlile appears completely inscrutable. The mask also made it impossible to really judge his reaction to this disappointing bout which can only really be described as poor.

Bat Cooper is still very much a work in progress and performed much as expected here. Despite the match coming in under 8 minutes he still looked a little gassed at the end and that raises questions about his lifestyle that may hold him back. Captain Crash didn’t live up to expectations here either, falling some way short of the excellent performance he gave last month against Maise Laurels. He was booked to control this one, winning decisively at 7’49 after hitting a Mark of Cain/Crash on the big Welshman.

Match Rating: 18

Winner, via pinfall: Captain Crash

Philip Bescott: Captain Crash comes out on top in this fascinating clash of newcomers. We know very little about him of course and only time will tell if we will learn any more but, for now, he’s be pleased with that win. Oh, what does she want now? Is this more about her embarrassing conspiracy theory?

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Maise Laurels stalks out to the empty ring with a microphone and an angered expression. She looks around her and erupts,

“What is wrong with you people? Is every one of you a card-carrying moron of some pedigree? People like you, Philip Bescott! You’re like a conduit for profound stupidity. Where do you get this mysterious nonsense attached to this so called Captain Crash? Captain Crash is Cain Carlile. They are the same height, they have the same frame, they use the same wrestling moves. Last month they even wore the same wrestling trunks. How is nobody else seeing this? Seriously. I appreciate that Dublin is home to the dumbest people in the British Isles but come on. The guy has put on a garish mask and adopted a fake, deep, gravelly voice. That’s it. That is literally all that he has done. I don’t care what I have to do to expose this. Captain Crash is Cain Carlile and I will prove this to each and every one of you blithering idiots!”

Laurels did really, really well here with the segment being rated the second best to date in EWF’s short history and serving as an ample reminder of just what she can do after her relatively disappointing match earlier in the night.

Segment Rating: 36

Philip Bescott: What a rude young woman she is. Clearly completely insane too, where is she getting these wild ideas from? Speaking of wild though, this next match could absolutely fall into that category amidst a sea of swirling nationalism. The Welsh Dragons and The Scots Guard are about to collide in a match with more than mere personal pride on the line.

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<div style="text-align:center;">The Welsh Guard (Axe Bradley & Bryn Archer) vs The Scots Guard (Jeffery McPeterson and Meathead McAullie w/Kitty Katz)</div>

Axe Bradley and Bryn Archer are both fine prospects, loaded with potential and, even at this early stage in their careers they are dangerous men who are not to be discounted. The Scots Guard, on the other hand, have already realised much of their potential and it was the more experienced pair who carried much of this one. It was an open match and The Welsh Dragons were given their opportunity to show some offence. The chemistry between the Welsh youngsters is also excellent and looking better every week.

This was a match of hard hitting, bruising, no quarter asked or given action. It went back and forth with all four men utilising their power to lay low the opposition. In such a physical contest it was perhaps always a risk that injury would strike and it was Meathead McAullie who would end this one with broken fingers following a clumsy slam from Bryn Archer. For Archer, who also broke Maise Laurels' fingers as recently as March, this was not something he will have wanted to have happen. The injury didn’t affect the finish on the night though with Bryn Archer being pinned by Meathead McAullie at 11’42 following Hadrian’s Fall (Doomsday Device) to allow The Scots Guard to celebrate a well-won victory.

Match Rating: 25

Winners, via pinfall: The Scots Guard

Philip Bescott: The Scots Guard take the bragging rights! The Welsh Dragons made them work for it but the experience of McPeterson and McAullie made all the difference here tonight. Now, as we approach the climax of tonight’s action I can confirm that the match between Cannonball Logan and Merle O’Curle has in fact been moved to the coveted Main Event slot while the match that was originally slated for that position, The Celtic Warriors against Brilliant White and Matthew Macks, will take place now instead.

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The Celtic Warriors (Padraig O’Hearne & The Dublin Destroyer) vs Brilliant White & Matthew Macks</div>

This was another solid contest in which all four men played their part. The Celtic Warriors displayed great chemistry from the outset and controlled the early minutes, isolating Brilliant White and utilising quick tags and creative offence. O’Hearne and The Dublin Destroyer worked well together and their seeming procession to victory was only interrupted when Matthew Macks, outside on the apron, planted his knee in the back of Padraig O’Hearne when the Ri na hEireann was running the ropes. Macks feigned innocence, claiming he’d simply been adjusting his kneepad but, in the aftermath, he managed to tag the weary Brilliant White and start to work over the champion with customary controlled aggression.

Brilliant White, after some respite on the outside, began to clamour to be brought back in. The mercurial Macks, wearing the expression of a man making a decision against his better judgement, tagged his bizarre partner back in. Initially things continued to go well with the Brilliant one retaining control against O’Hearne. The match turned on the arrival of somebody at the top of the entrance ramp. Mirroring Brilliant White’s frequent visits to observe her matches, Blair Kerrigan emerged. She would prove just as distracting to him as he has to her. While Brilliant White stared at her, seemingly transfixed, Matthew Macks tried desperately to get the attention of his tag team partner and Padraig O’Hearne took advantage of the respite to tag in The Dublin Destroyer. He didn’t need a second chance, rolling up Brilliant White from behind and taking the victory for his team at 13’17.

Match Rating: 27

Match winners, via pinfall: The Celtic Warriors

Philip Bescott: Oh I say, all of the experience of The Dublin Destroyer being utilised to devastating effect there. The Celtic Warriors picking up another victory and Blair Kerrigan hitting Brilliant White with a dose of his own medicine. All of which is setting us up nicely for our Main Event. Our show opened up with Aurora Phillips demanding this match for her client and guaranteeing victory! Writing off Cannonball Logan seems a very high risk strategy to me and could potentially lead to a very embarrassing night for ‘The Irish Stretching Machine’!

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<div style="text-align:center;">Cannonball Logan vs Merle O’Curle w/Aurora Phillips</div>

These two showed a real chemistry from the moment that the bell rang that only added to this thoroughly enjoyable contest. The crowd were hot throughout the early exchanges as both men jostled for position with neither of them quite able to take a significant advantage. They broke apart and took a moment to revaluate before going again. Cannonball Logan was making an effort to stay outside the reach of O’Curle, using his greater speed and agility to strike from above and then retreat to the outside again and wait for another opportunity.

Merle O’Curle, with the benefit of almost a quarter a century as a pro behind him, stayed focussed on his own gameplan. He seemed content to allow Logan to expend energy and to land the occasional strike when the opportunity presented itself. The match continued along these cagey lines and, even when it appeared that O’Curle was primed to lock in a modified sleeper hold, Logan was just about close enough to the ropes to force a break.

Another tightly controlled exchange followed with Logan still trying to land offence without getting too close and O’Curle waiting to strike. It was a finely poised situation that couldn’t last indefinitely. It didn’t. With O’Curle reeling a little from a succession of clotheslines, Logan decided that the time was right to launch an axe handle attack from the top rope. It may never be known if O’Curle was playing possum or simply reacting quickly to a rapidly evolving situation but, whatever the truth, he dropped Logan to the mat with a leg sweep, crawled over him like a spider and locked in a Celtic Wreath. At 11’45, stranded in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go, Cannonball Logan was left with no alternative to tapping out and Merle O’Curle emerged victorious from an excellent contest.

Match Rating: 36

Winner, via submission: Merle O'Curle

Philip Bescott: Well if there were any doubters left… surely Merle O’Curle has made believers of them all tonight. A superb performance from a man with a very, very definite goal in mind. The next chapter of EWF has yet to be written but tonight we’ve seen some very exciting moments unfold. I’ll see you next time, my name is Philip Bescott and I thank you all for your support.

Show Rating: 33

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