Trashbear

Well lemme tell ya something brother, Hulk Hogan has his finger on the pulse of the wrestling fan, dude. He and all of his AARP-a-maniacs are taking over TNA, brother. They're drinking their prune juice, activating the Medic Alert bracelets, and watching Wheel of Fortune, man. So whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulk Hogan and the rest of the Over The Hill crew limps mild on youuuuuuu?!

From http://www.ncsu.edu/ncsu/grammar/Apostro3.html "Nevertheless, the best of the style manuals (q.v. The Chicago Manual of Style) give at least ambient advice on this point. Here's Chicago's rule 6.30: How to form the possessive of polysllabic personal names ending with the sound of "s" or "z" probably occasions more dissension among writers and editors than any other orthographic matter open to disagreement. Some espouse the rule that the possessive of all such names should be formed by the addition of an apostrophe only. Such a rule would outlaw spellings like "Dylan Thomas's poetry," "Roy Harris's composition," and "Maria Callas's performance" in favor of "Thomas'," "Harris'," and "Callas'," which would not commend themselves to many. Other writers and editors simply abandon the attempt to define in precise phonic or orthographic terms the class of polysyllabic names to which only the apostrophe should be attached and follow a more pragmatic rule. In essence this is, "If it ends with a z sound, treat it like a plural; if it ends with an s sound treat it like a singular." Thus they would write "Dickens', Hopkins', Williams'," but also "Harris's, Thomas's, Callas's, Angus's, Willis's," and the like."

No, this a reference to a story that Lance Storm told on his website a few years ago about how a few of the boys joked that Lance and Victoria look like brother and sister. They started to play it up like they were actually related, and then they started doing the old "never in the same place at the same time" thing so they could try and play jokes on people about them actually being the same person. No X-Pac heat from me!

Don't you guys know that Lisa Varon is just Lance Storm in a wig?

Gotta love that Sheiky Baby. "Ho Dick Ass" is an all-time insult.

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="moon_lit_tears" data-cite="moon_lit_tears" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27610" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Not all tall women are built like men. I'm quite feminine thank you very much!. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /><p> </p><p> </p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Heh, I was only referring to the women in the WNBA. I have no doubts about your soft, feminine features!</p>

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="BHK1978" data-cite="BHK1978" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="27610" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Same with me I could not picture me being with a girl who is 6'3 or taller. I have seen the women of the WNBA...<img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> It's not the height...it's more the fact that those women are really built like men. It'd be like screwing your brother. I'm always looking for the pronounced Adam's Apple on those girls...the last thing I wanna be is that guy on a trashy talk show who's like "I didn't know she was a man! I swear!"</p>

We Americans give the finger to quite a few things, soccer/football is chief among them. And #3...man, people are dumb. But hey, I live on the east coast and I have family in California. I visited them, and they just knew I was from "back east" (it's always "back east" and "out west", never the reverse). They asked which state I was from, and I said "Rhode Island." "You mean Long Island?" "No...I'm pretty sure I mean Rhode Island." "What state is that in?" "It uh...it's a whole state. One of the original thirteen colonies...you know? "Oh...never heard of it." Then they took me to historical Sacramento and showed me building from waaaaaaay back in 1890! I'm like "Guys? My parents' house was built fifty years before this thing. And that's not even that old by our standards." Can you imagine if someone from the UK visited there? 1890 is like two weeks ago by comparison to some of the structures out there.

Remember now, those were quotes. Strictly for novelty purposes only!

"In my experience, it's the big ones who do way more stuff."

Oh, everyone's always a VIP. "Do you know how often I stay here?" Yes, you idiot, of course I have all of that data available. Six times a year does not put you on the same level as the business travelers who are here every week, the owner doesn't know you, and I'm not giving you anything off the rate. I could regale you with many tales, like the time a drunken wedding party comprised of local guidos wanted to fight me because I had the audacity to tell them to quiet down. Oh, those magical night audit shifts.

I'm reminded of my years in the hotel industry...working the night shift on a very, very busy night, a woman checked in and was shocked to learn that she had booked the luxury suite, not a regular room. She booked it online, so the mistake was entirely hers. She'd stayed with us before and was a monumental pain in the ass, but she'd never gotten abusive with the staff...until me. Despite my record of excellent service, I don't take kindly to personal insults, and I proceeded to send a volley of personal insults back at her, including chiding her for parking in a handicap spot when she had no visible ailment. She informed that she was recovering from cancer treatment (doubtful) so I responded with "Well, it's too bad you haven't died, you're such a lovely person." Long story short, we were independently owned and operated so there was no corporate office to whom she could complain, and since my boss didn't like her either, she got charged for the night and I got off scot-free. One of my happiest customer memories.

YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY GODDAMNED MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT AND NEVER OPEN IT AGAIN!

Classic RPGs eh? Disgaea for the PS2 is definitely in my top ten all time games. Hardcore tactical RPG that is legitimately hilarious.

I think you and I are diametrically opposed as it pertains to pop culture! Of course, I mean that with the in the most amiable way possible. I like spectacle and bombast in my pictures, and I'm willing to sacrifice story in the pursuit of "the big thrill." Of course I appreciate story...I just never really look to movies as my first choice for a compelling tale. I'd sooner read a book or a play, because I find that the story becomes even more personal when the images are crafted mostly by your own brain (and a little help from the author). I certainly wouldn't pass on a movie that's known for its dynamic characters and tight, gripping story, but I need to be in the right mood to watch it. When it comes to good books, I'm always in the mood. Give me a big dumb action movie any old day of the week! And just to comment on action games and games in general...my motto is "Good games is good games." Not the most eloquent of quotes, but apropos. Genre be damned, if it's good, I'm playing it! Actually, that sort of reminds me of something that grinds my gears... -People who refuse to play a game because "it looks like its for kids." They'll only play games that are "realistic." Seriously, you won't play a game that has colors in it, even if it's awesome? Yeah, I guess if it doesn't have blood, guns, and the "f" word, then it sucks and must be a little kid's game, right? I hate those people. You folks, however, are cool.

No, no, no. I'm a Red Sox fan...so he ranked me even lower than Yankee fans. Not that we're blameless. "Yankees Suck" chants break out at the most obnoxious times around here, apropos of nothing. Some dude might find twenty bucks in his pocket while waiting in line at the grocery store, and he'd be all excited and would start yelling "Yankees Suck" and then fifty other people would be joining him within 0.2 seconds. Not that they don't suck, mind you.

You have wounded me, sir.

Check minus. See me after class.

I knew it was you, you bastard. Okay, I lied. I do all of these things, too. My general rule is that the "speed limit" is actually the minimum speed...this goes for virtually every road in the universe, even roads as yet undiscovered.

So, wait, are you just ignoring all of the brilliant mission work that Mother Teresa did on the Promotion Wars board? I myself was converted way back, on the GameFAQS board. Seems like you can't throw a virtual rock these days without hitting somebody who has been moved to alter their life by the words on a message board.

I was hoping the Pats would be able to grab Jermaine Gresham or Dez Bryant, but the defensive needs are pretty pressing as well, so I'm content with last night's action. And about Tebow, I'll say this...if he's as hard a worker in the pros as people said he was in college, he should be okay. I don't think he'll be the dominant force he was, but I think he'll turn out to be a good pro.

Ahhh, White Castle. When you need a half-pound diarrhea bullet, that's where you gotta go. I've often thought that a "White Castle Diet" would be gangbusters. You would just violently expel everything you've eaten. I even made a slogan for them -- "Sh!t Yourself Thin and Win!" Not that I don't enjoy the occasional Around the World meal. I tend to avoid fast food because I love to cook so I don't eat out much...but I had to try this KFC chicken in place of buns deal. I heard it could kill you, but if you like chicken, and you have all of your affairs in order, do not fear it. For it is delicious.

Would I be alone in thinking that Batista still pretty much sucks? His match with 'Taker from WrestleMania a few years ago was pretty good, but I throw up in my mouth a little at the memory of his Umaga match. And a lot of other matches. He does walk for miles throughout a pit of danger though, so...take that for what it's worth.

I'll tell you what grinds my freakin' gears...today I was fighting Abobo in Double Dragon (the hardcore OG business) and that ruthless, heartless, son of a bitch bastard devil himself is a big bunch of bullcrap. I'm all like "Jumping Knee!" and he's like "Nuh uh. CLAP!" I started making my comeback, but another Abobo did a run-in and then I did the job. Billy Lee...I hardly knew ye. Also, "Street Fighter: The Movie." Man, that was rotten. I think God punished Raul Julia for that one. God: WTF? Prepare 2 B Ownd. Raul Julia:Wow I am dead now. Raul Julia has signed off of Earth 10:46 PM This post was sponsored by Seagram's Seven.

Anyway, let's get back to something on which we all agree: Rob Terry is a big, untalented choad. Also, he sucks.