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[CENTER][url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/tna5.jpg[/img][/url] [COLOR="red"]iMPACT! Kicks off with a bang here tonight!! The fans are wild as the pyros fly into the arena! [I]Tenay – “Yes wrestling fans, the saviour of professional wrestling is here tonight!! DW, Shane O Mac has landed in TNA and we are in for one hellava ride…”[/I] [I]DW – “Buckle up Mike…….”[/I][/COLOR] Then the familiar style of music hits and the fans erupt as a Shane McMahon entrance video hits the big screen! The fans go crazy and Shane strolls out playing up to the crowd!! The fans are wild!! Maccy’s in town!!!! He strolls down to the ring….he claps hands, and picks up a mic! He then bows to the crowd and climbs on each turnbuckle…this is what you call an ovation….. [I]Shane – “WHOOOA!!!! Maccy’s in town!! Ive done it once, and ive done it again, TNA fans I am the saviour of all things wrestling, and now TNA is gonna be let off the leash, and im gonna guide our big six sided ship into the twilight! Im done with Vince, im done with Titan, im done with Connecticut, hell im even done with one hour shows….Thats right, Shane McMahon’s TNA will bring you 2 hours of iMpact, each and every week. No bull**** that the big stars aren’t attracted to TNA, no bull**** that we aren’t competing with Vince McMahon….hell Vince, Dad, your ass is in my site, and its in TNAs site!”[/I] The fans cheer. [I]Shane – “Today is a new start, a new beginning for TNA, and that’s extended to you guys in the back…with me you get a blank slate, we start afresh, we start anew… With that being said, let me get straight into business, I need to address this World Title situation, as we all know, the belt is vacant since the fiasco with Kurt Angle, Sting & Christian Cage a few short weeks ago…blah, blah, blah…… So lets cut to the chase, Sting-Angle-Cage, starting with Cage next week on Impact, we will have a series of matches, if you win you head to Slammiversary and into the main event for the World Title….end of story kiddos……”[/I] The fans erupt. [I]Shane – “Lets get this show on the road….”[/I] Shane drops the mic and heads backstage to the huge fan reaction…. B+ [B]**** [U]TNA X Division Championship Match[/U] Chris Sabin © Vs “The Fallen Angel” – Christopher Daniels[/B] We kick off Shane McMahons TNA Era with the super X Division, 4 time champ Sabin heads into this one as the Champion and Daniels looks good here tonight. Sabin has the future ahead of him, is his time now? Daniels is stuck in a hole, if he wins here tonight, he can dominate this division, if he loses he can move up and up…perhaps?? Chris Sabin defeated Christopher Daniels in 6:56 by pinfall with a Cradle Shock. [B]Chris Sabin makes defence number 1 of his TNA X Division title.[/B] D [B]****[/B] The fans then erupt as the music of the stripped Champion Kurt Angle fills the arena….. [I]Angle – “Cut the music, Cut that DAMN music!”[/I] The fans listen on as Kurt comes out to the entrance way….. [I]Angle – “How dare he come into my domain and lay down the rules?! How dare Shane McMahon step into my world….”[/I] The fans turn on Angle [I]Angle – “Shane, you can stick your title strategy, keep that belt, im not playing your games chump……Ive got my own plans…..you see, im Kurt Angle, ive done everything in pro wrestling….everything apart from one thing…….Beat BRET HART!”[/I] The fans erupt!!! A Hitman chant begins as the fans are dead against Angle here! [I]Angle – “You see, its starting to bug me, I tell people how great I am, and they say….’Yeah but you didn’t beat “The Hitman”…he would have made you submit etc’….blah, blah, blah!! Im sick of it!!! Im tired of it!! Im an Olympic gold medallist and he’s just a Canadian wet leaf….ive got real gold around my neck god damn it!”[/I] The fans start the “You Suck” chant! [I]Angle – “So here it lies Bret Hart, come out of hiding and lets do a Rocky Balboa-Mason Dixon and lets fight, you cant be that destroyed that you cant go once more….lets do it….you know where to find me Hitman……………….”[/I] He drops the mic as he walks off, lookin pissed! B [B]**** [U]Tag Team Match[/U] “LAX” Hernandex & Homicide Vs “Paparazzi Productions” Austin Starr & Alex Shelley[/B] 2 super young teams battle it out here, which way will the pecking order lay after tonight in the tag team division?? [B]Alex Shelley and Austin Starr defeated LAX in 5:33 when Austin Starr defeated Hernandez by submission after interference from Kevin Nash.[/B] D- [B]****[/B] We see Shane McMahon backstage with a camera…. [I]Shane – “I see already Kurt Angle has thrown his medals out the pram…..fine, Angle your outta the running to be the top guy in this business….Dont ever expect to even lay your eyes on that World Title ever again……good move tough guy!”[/I] The fans cheer. [I]Shane – “Angle-Hitman? Yeah Right Kurt………but hey fans, did I forget to mention, tonight we have an AJ Styles, Samoa Joe battle…..and also a Main Event Triple Threat match?? Stay tuned……..”[/I] The fans cheer the announcements… B+ [B]**** [U]Singles Match[/U] Jeff Jarrett Vs Robert Roode[/B] In a rematch from a few short weeks ago, Roode & Jarrett have the potential to tear the house down, Jarrett cant afford to lose here…. Roode is a future main eventer…. [B]Jeff Jarrett defeated Robert Roode in 6:06 by pinfall with The Stroke.[/B] C- [B]****[/B] After all the bluff and bluster, Rhino and Tomko finally square off for their arm wrestling contest in the ring. During the contest, it looks as if Rhino may get the win when Tomko shows his true colors by overturning the table and smashing a chair over Rhino's head. C [B]****[/B] [B]In a local bar somewhere….. [U]Bar Room Brawl[/U] “Wildcat” Chris Harris Vs “Cowboy” James Storm[/B] Both men step into the empty bar, neither speak, both guys are in street clothes…. ….Snooker Cue, Pool Cue, Bottles, Jukebox, Chair, Bar, Cigarette in the eye…. ….Blood, Guts and Victory…… [B]Chris Harris defeated James Storm in 7:55 when James Storm was knocked out.[/B] D [B]****[/B] The camera cuts backstage where we find Team 3D warming up. Shane McMahon comes in and tells them “Good Luck” out there tonight. C [B]**** [U]TNA World Tag Team Championship Match[/U] ‘Team 3D’ © Brothers Ray & Devon Vs Basham & Damaja w/ Gail Kim vs ‘Voodoo Kin Mafia’ BG James & Kip James[/B] What an Impact Damaja & Basham are making in TNA…... VKM have done it all….. Team 3D are maniacs….. [B]Team 3D defeated Basham & Damaja and Voodoo Kin Mafia in 11:17 when Brother Devon defeated BG James by pinfall with a 3D. Team 3D make defence number 1 of their TNA World Tag Team titles.[/B] C [B]****[/B] [B][U]Singles Match[/U][/B] [B]“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner Vs Abyss[/B] 2 huge giants of TNA do battle… Abyss is a new fan fav….. Steiner is a man hated…… ….A Masked Man hits the ring with James Mitchell, Headbutt off the masked man’s steel mask!! [B]Scott Steiner defeated Abyss in 8:41 by pinfall following interference from James Mitchell’s masked man![/B] C+ [B]****[/B] Highlights of the recent events between AJ Styles and Samoa Joe are played in a video package. D+ [B]**** [U]Singles Match[/U] AJ Styles Vs Samoa Joe[/B] Future Hall of Famers….. TNA = Joe & Styles…. Separate these 2 if you dare….. [B]AJ Styles defeated Samoa Joe in 9:07 by pinfall with a Styles Clash.[/B] D+ [B]****[/B] Backstage we see James Mitchell escorting his masked man into a black car… and it speeds off before we can get a closer glimpse…. E+ [B]****[/B] Backstage we see Sting & Shane McMahon shaking hands…… C [B]****[/B] [B][U]The Main Event Triple Threat Match[/U] Kurt Angle Vs Christian Cage Vs Sting[/B] A rematch from the World Title fiasco (NWA) The 3 top guys in TNA do battle….. McMahon looks on…. One man looks deranged….. One Man looks focused…. One man looks ****y…. [B]Kurt Angle defeated Sting and Christian Cage in 10:38 when Kurt Angle defeated Sting by submission with an Ankle Lock.[/B] [B]B+[/B] [B][COLOR="Red"]Final Rating – The Show was a Success C- 5,303 in attendance tonight![/COLOR][/B][/CENTER]
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Tuesday, Week 1 June 2007 TNA Impact/WWE Raw News & Big Two Releases![/U][/B] Last Night the draw of Shane McMahon on Impact was a huge boost to TNA, over 5,000 fans filled the Florence Civic Center (5,303) in which we saw Kurt Angle lay down a huge challenge and Shane debut. WWE Raw saw John Cena bt Johnny Nitro in the Main Event in front of just 2,000 fans in Quebec. WWE.COM is has a report detailing extensive releases, in a move which may come as a surprise to wrestling fans everywhere, maybe Stephanie M-Levesque’s interest or Shanes departure to TNA has caused or contributed to some or all of these releases?? Those released are Brooke, Kelly Kelly, Layla, Mike Chioda, Scott Armstrong, Vickie Guerrero, Gerry Briscoe, Sgt Slaughter, Teddy Long, and more interestingly, former head WCW official Nick Patrick, Jonathan Coachman & maybe not surprisingly Eric Bischoff who has been off screen for a few months. TNA have confirmed to several sources, the releases of Jack Melendez, Bob Backlund & Hector Guerrero, in what is the establishing moves by Shane McMahon.
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Wednesday, Week 1 June 2007 More WWE Releases![/U][/B] Following yesterdays releases, WWE.COM is reporting on several more releases. The big news is the firings of Michael Cole & Tazz, the former WWE Smackdown Announce Team. PWTorch gathers that Vince & Stephanie McMahon have grown increasingly tired of the brand split and intend to end it, sooner rather than later. This would leave Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler & JBL to form a new announce team. Tazz & Michael Cole were growing good chemistry as an announce team, but as they were split up for the ECW Brand Extension, neither will be consider big losses. No word if TNA will look to pick either man up. Also today, we have learnt that the WWE extends there best wishes, and pink slips to Bruce Pritchard, Hornswoggle, WWE Raw Writer Michael Hayes, Candice Michelle, Ref Chad Patton, Steve Keirn and former Brooklyn Brawler - Steve Lombardi. As part of Stephanie McMahons new power, these firings are not of any suprise.
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Thursday, Week 1 June 2007 WWE & TNA Releases[/U][/B] PWTorch has just learnt from that WWE.COM is about to make an announcement on a groundbreaking third and final day of WWE Releases. We can exclusively reveal that WWE has come to terms with the releases of Kristal, Todd Grisham, Chris Kay, Mike Posey & more surprisingly WWE staple Ron Simmons and legend Roddy Piper. We also have information to believe that TNA are not interested in any currently released WWE Superstars, and I expect these releases to not change that policy that Shane McMahon is holding with TNA. Speaking of TNA, TNAWRESTLING.COM is reporting on the 4 releases of Johnny Devine, So Cal Val, Ricky Vega & Simon Diamond. TNA wished them the best in their future endeavours.
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Thursday, Week 1 June 2007 TNA Impact Details, Foley, Lesnar, Goldberg, Hogan News[/U][/B] Various news sources are reporting that Mick Foley is done with the WWE. WWE.COM is yet to confirm this. In an interesting note, Reports are suggesting that the trio of Hogan, Goldberg & Lesnar were all approached by TNA Chairman Shane McMahon this week about signing with the company, but in a twist, all 3 were asked to leave negotiations before they even began, McMahon was apparently citing reasons that the 3 megastars didn’t have TNA in their best interests. If you ask PW, we think Shane O’Mac has hit a big play there. We can also exclusively reveal that we expect TNA to announce a batch of superstar signings in the next few days to fill the holes that the releases have given….expect Shane McMahon type superstars, that’s a banker. Reports are suggesting that Scott D’Amore is pushing quite hard for a new project in TNA, and in particular, the tag team, The Naturals come into discussions frequently. TNA Impact last week peaked at 10.66 on Spike TV, this is a big improvement from previous weeks, and the pure fact of Shane McMahon alone would have caused this peak. The Official TNA Impact Preview was released today, [B]TNA Impact – This Monday, From the Mellon Arena.[/B] Kurt Angle goes public in his Challenge to Bret Hart! Robert Roode vs Ron Killings Basham & Damaja vs A Mystery Team Bobby Heenan Debuts in TNA with a New Star vs Eric Young 6 Man Tag Team Match - Paparazzi Productions vs Voodoo Kin Mafia & Lance Hoyt X Division Title Match – Chris Sabin © vs AJ Styles Raven vs Rhino Samoa Joe vs Senshi vs Christopher Daniels The Steiners Reunite! Team 3D (Ray, Devon, Runt) vs The Steiner Brothers & Jeff Jarrett James Mitchells New Client Debuts – Ricky Banderas Banderas & Tomko vs Abyss & Sting World Title Qualifier – Christian Cage vs ????
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Sunday, Week 1 June 2007 Rob Van Dam Signs[/U][/B] The battle over Free Agent “Mr Monday Night” Rob Van Dam is over. The former WWE/ECW Alumni Champion has resigned with Vince McMahon & WWE after a very short hiatus. TNA Wrestling were extremely active in pursuing RVD but in the end he was made assurances by Vince McMahon over Character & Creative Control. Thus leading him to sign with the WWE once again. WWE expect him to redebut and now perhaps head up RAW, TNA on the other hand had hoped RVD & AJ Styles would have torn the house down, leading to perhaps RVD vs Sting, RVD vs Cage, RVD vs Joe. The 2 McMahon households will be very different today...... [url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07211/200px-RobVanDam.jpg[/img][/url]
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[url=http://xs.to][img]http://xs215.xs.to/xs215/07206/LOGOvip.jpg[/img][/url] [B][U]From PWTORCH.COM Monday, Week 2 June 2007 Huge Bret Hart News, Hero to WWE? TNA Backstage Signings.[/U][/B] The big news this morning is that Bret Hart has released a very short statement, which basically pours cold water on the possibility of ever seeing him back on TV, let alone in a wrestling ring…let alone against Kurt Angle….. [QUOTE][B][I]Statement from Bret Hart Calgary, Alberta Canada Mon, Wk2 Jun 07[/I][/B] [I]‘Id like to thank all the kind words and thoughts from all my fans throughout the world, urging me and supporting me back to the ring against Kurt Angle. But at the end of the day, im retired, and if every time I was challenged to a “Best of the Best” match I accepted…id be wrestling 3 times a week! TNA is trying to pull a publicity stunt, and Angle will be onto his next “victim” this time next week. He’s obviously just a little bitter, but hell that’s not my problem! Till next time….[/I] -The Hitman’[/QUOTE] WWE has today signed future indy legend Chris Hero to a written deal. Some quarters are suggesting he will be plonked right onto TV on Smackdown, others are saying he will run the ring down at OVW for a while….Watch this space. TNA has today signed 2 More Staff. Michael Hayes, former WWE Raw Head Writer has shaken hands on a deal to be lead script man on Impact. Him & Shane McMahon have a tight trust, which could spell the end for Dutch Mantell…. Stay Tuned on this one. Also, jumping to TNA after his release is Michael Cole, the former Smackdown Announcer. Expect him to show up on Impact alongside Jeremy Borash as backstage announcers/interviewers.
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