Jim Force Returns

[kowalewski]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ Frankie Perez vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: C- [B]James Hernandez [/B]vs. Remmy Skye Rating: C Remmy is distracted by his competing force follower. Black Eagle vs. [B]Fox Mask[/B] Rating: C+ Fox Mask for the next title shot. [B]Jim Force[/B] (C) vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating C- In an attempt to crosspromote talentless musclemen enhancement products, Jim downs some of Bam Bam Johanneson's Bull Shark testosterone to repel the evil Bird Man's attempts to depart with this title. (I believe Comradebot has created the European Jim Force)

[Tigerkinney]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ [I]Apart from Force himself and maybe Remmy, it's hard to say who is getting pushed in UFW and who isn't. If Force is going to have such a dominant reign as champion, then I feel the time may be right to introduce a mid-card belt or at least some tag titles ! [/I] [I]The short answer would be this could go either way[/I] [B]Frankie Perez[/B] vs. Jacob Jett Rating: D+ [I]Ditto for this match[/I] James Hernandez vs. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] Rating: C Skyes one of the few in UFW not called Force that is getting a focused push. [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C [I]UFW needs a genuine heel threat, now that Sparrow looks to be on his way out[/I] [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: D+ [I](which is par for the course for a Force title defence)[/I] [I]Sparrow wont be leaving UFW with the belt, I wouldn't have given him any chance if he was sticking around and I'm still racking my brains on who [B]will [/B]be able to dethrone Force. I think Force will get beaten by someone, but it'll probably be after a ridiculously long three or four year title reign ![/I]

[Guest Bolton]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ [I]Not even the power of the Smash Ball can overcome anarchy.[/I] [B]Frankie Perez[/B] vs. Jacob Jett Rating: C- [I]The man with the stone limbs wreck the engines of the one that flies like a jet.[/I] James Hernandez vs. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] Rating: C [I]Skye follows the FOOOORCE and is the No.1 fan of FOOOORCE. Nuff said.[/I] [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C [I]Black Eagle emerges as the top heel against the FOOOOOOOOOORCE[/I] [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: C- [I]SPARROW! YOU MAY HAVE TAKEN A DEAL WITH THE EVIL EISEN, BUT YOU ARE A FOOL FOR LEAVING THE UFW, YOU WILL FEEL THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE[/I]

[d_w_w]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ [B]Frankie Perez[/B] vs. Jacob Jett Rating: C- James Hernandez vs. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] Rating: C- [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C [B]Jim Force (C) [/B]vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: C-

[Hyde Hill]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ Frankie Perez vs. [B]Jacob Jett[/B] Rating: C- James Hernandez vs. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] Rating: D+ [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C- [B]Jim Force [/B](C) vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: D+

[Nightshadeex]

Citizen X vs. [B]Mario Heroic[/B] Rating: C- [B]Frankie Perez[/B] vs. Jacob Jett Rating: C- [B]James Hernandez[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating: D+ Black Eagle vs. [B]Fox Mask[/B] Rating: C- [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: C- Fox Mask will end the streak of Jim, it is only the right thing to do.

[CubsFan915]

[B]Citizen X[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: D+ [B]Frankie Perez[/B] vs. Jacob Jett Rating: C- [B]James Hernandez[/B] vs. Remmy Skye Rating:D+ [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating:C [B]Jim Force[/B] (C) vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship Rating: C- Black Eagle will be the one to finally defeat Jim Force. Or not; I just really mark out for Black Eagle. But he's my choice, and I'm sticking with him.

[Actarus]

[B][CENTER][SIZE="4"]UFW A New Force Of Hope The Weston Gymnasium Tuesday, Week 3, February 2008[/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/UFWLogo-Clarity.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Pre Show - Super Duper Secret Dark Match #1! It really wasn’t all that good, unfortunately…[B](Rating: D-)[/B] - Super Duper Secret Dark Match #2! Nor was this one,…[B](Rating: D-)[/B] - Super Duper Secret Dark Match #3! I’m sensing a trend here…[B](Rating: D-)[/B] - Super Duper Secret Dark Match #4! How many dark matches can we squeeze into the space of twenty minutes? In retrospect, this match actually should have been on the main show. [B](Rating: C-)[/B] - Sara Silver hosts a bikini contest where Jaime Quine defeats Katie Cameron, Raven Nightfall, and Sara Marie York. Yaaay! [B](Rating: D+)[/B] Main Show - Matt Sparrow enters Brains McGhee’s office. Brains, as usual, is drinking Jim Force Mead (now available at [url]www.forceshop.com[/url]). [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BrainsMcGhee.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Blue"]“Wat’chyoo want, Sparrow? Can’ you see I’m a busy man?”[/COLOR] [B]Matt Sparrow:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“You know I’m on way out of here…give me a chance to beat Jim Force before I leave!”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [I](sipping on his mead)[/I][COLOR="Blue"]“Why would I do that for you,…you sold us out, you traitor!”[/COLOR] [B]Matt Sparrow:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“How’s this for incentive? It’ll be a great match, and great matches sell tickets. Come on McGhee; do what’s right for the fans!”[/COLOR] [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Blue"]“Duh way I see it, you’re leavin’ dis comp’nee, so you don’t get to demand nothing.”[/COLOR] - Under his breath, Matt curses something about drunk midgets and goes to leave... [B]Brains McGhee:[/B] [COLOR="Blue"]“Aren’ you forgettin’ somethin’?[/COLOR] - Matt comes back in, picks up Brains, and gives him an Olympic midget toss! [B]Brains McGhee[/B] [I](flying through the air)[/I]): [COLOR="Blue"]“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”[/COLOR] [B]Holder of the NEW UFW record in the midget toss:[/B] Matt Sparrow (formerly held by Jim Force) [B]Rating:[/B] D- [CENTER] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/CitizenX.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Citizen X vs. Mario Heroic[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Citizen X comes out, yelling at the fans about the evils of society on his way to ring. Mario comes out in a red plumber outfit. The two put on a strong opening main show match, with Mario picking up the win after a Hero Attack (charging elbow blow to the forehead)! [B] Winner in 9:45:[/B] Mario Heroic [B]Rating:[/B] D+ [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FrankiePerez.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JacobJett.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Frankie Perez vs. Jacob Jett[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] The puroresu of Perez vs. the super junior skills of Jett! Unfortunately, only one Japanese influenced wrestler can be victorious, and tonight that man is simply amazing! Jacob Jett takes the win after hitting the Emergency Landing (flying fame dropper off the top rope)! [B]Winner in 12:05:[/B] Jacob Jett [B]Rating:[/B] C- - Matt Sparrow comes out to the ring [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Matt Sparrow:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“It’s no secret that I’m leaving this Godforsaken company by the end of the week. As far as I’m concerned, after all the blood, sweat and tears, after all the years of sacrifices I’ve made in this business, the Bird Man has taken flight, and soared to the pinnacle of the wrestling universe: the Supreme Wrestling Federation! But, people who know me know that I don’t like leaving things unfinished. I joined UFW with one goal in mind: to become the UFW World Champion. And I was THIS close to achieving that goal, but a guy named Jim Force got in my way. I have only one word for that: LUCK! Brains McGhee won’t give me the shot I want, the shot I deserve. So, Jim Force, I’m out here to challenge you directly. Unless you’re too scared to face me one-on-one”[/COLOR] - a silent minute goes by [B]Matt Sparow:[/B] [COLOR="Red"]“Come on Force! Get your arse out here, or is the Bird Man stronger than the Fooorce you like to rant and rave about. Come on!”[/COLOR] - suddenly, the lights go out. When they come back on, Jim Force is in the ring, shaking the ropes behind Sparrow. Sparrow slowly turns around to a FOOORCE PUNCH! And another! And another! Force bounces off the rope for a FOOORCE clothesline that rockets Sparrow out of the ring! Force picks up the mic. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Jim Force[/B] [I](snarling and huffing and puffing like he just ran marathon)[/I]: [COLOR="Purple"]“MAAATT SPARROOOWW! YOU TAKE FLIGHT NOT INTO THE TEMPLES OF HEAVEEEN, BUT THE DEEPTHS OF HEEEELL! BUY MY MERCHANDISE! BUT BEFORE YOU REACH YOUR DESTINATION, YOU WIINGS WILL BE BURNED, YOUR FEATHERS WILL BE TAAARED WITH NUTELLAAA, YOU BODY WILL BE BURNED BY ETERNAL CARBON DIOXIDE, AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE CONSUUUMED BYYYY THEE FOOOORCE”[/COLOR] - Sparrow clutches the back of his head in pain as he backs up the entrance way, cursing Force’s holy name! Force intensely stares back… [B]Rating:[/B] D [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MainstreamHernandez.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]James Hernandez vs. Remmy Skye[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] I was expecting a good match out of these two, but not this good! These two hustled to one-up the previous match, and they succeeded! Hernandez gets the win after hitting an Apparition #14 (shooting star press!) [B]Winner in 14:34:[/B] James Hernandez [B]Rating:[/B] C - Backstage, Jim Force exits the bathroom with a wrench, drinking some bottled product. Remmy Skye comes along, chewing on Jim Force ostrich jerky. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Hey, Jim! Just the man I wanted to see! What are you drinking?"[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“BAM BAM JOHANSSON’S BULL SHARK TESTOSTERONE DRIIINK! KIWI-AVOCADO FLAVOOOR!” [/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“What?! Why are you drinking that? It’s not like, Jim Force African / European Swallow Testosterone Drink?”[/COLOR] [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“PRODUCT COMPARISON! IN ORDER TO FEEEEL THE FOOORCE, ONE MUST BE AWARE OF THE COMPETITION! ONLY THEN CAN JIM FORCE PRODUCE PRODUCTS OF QUALITY EXCEEDING PERFECTION!!!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Oooohhh…I knew that. Dude, you're so right; I have so much to learn! Hey, did you see my match with Hernandez? It wasn’t what I had…”[/COLOR] - Sara Marie York exits the bathroom! Remmy smacks his head with the palm of his hand and loses his cool. [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/SaraMarieYork.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude...Noooo waaaay! Okay, that’s it! I have had it with you! You can use your cute, girl-next-door voodoo to seduce Jim Force into thinking you’re the #1 Force Follower all you want, but in the end, I’m the #1 Force Follower! I have all of Jim Force’s action figures! All his DVD’s! All his T-shirts! I eat only organic, Jim Force food! I don’t care about your collection of Jim Force thongs! I’m the #1 Force Follower, and that’s that!”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“…”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“…”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York: [/B][COLOR="Magenta"]“Are you done?”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“What, there’s something you want to say?”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B][COLOR="Magenta"] “What are you talking about?”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“What are YOU talking about?”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“You think Jim and I are...”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“I KNOW you two are like doing…stuff…things…you shouldn’t be doing in public…”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Well, for your information, Jim was just FIXING THE TOILET!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“What?”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“The toilet keeps breaking, and Jim is an experienced plumber! I was just helping him, that’s all!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [I](his face turning red from embarrassment!)[/I] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Oh…uh…God, this is like so not cool…”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“I think you owe us an apology!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“Dude, it was like clearly a misunderstanding! I am like SO sorry…”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“Well, guess what ‘dude’? That’s not good enough!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“WELL, WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?! I’M LIKE, ONLY A LEVEL ONE #1 FORCE FOLLOWER! IT’S NOT LIKE I CAN FIX YOUR TOILET!”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“WELL, FOR STARTERS WHY DON’T YOU BUY ME A DRINK AFTER THE SHOW!”[/COLOR] [B]Remmy Skye:[/B] [COLOR="SeaGreen"]“FINE! I’LL SEE YOU AFTER THE SHOW!”[/COLOR] [B]Sara Marie York:[/B] [COLOR="Magenta"]“FINE!”[/COLOR] - Sara Marie York and Remmy Skye both storm off in opposite directions, leaving Jim with a constipated look on his face. He goes to walk off, than comes back into frame really quick, pointing his wrench at the camera. [B]Jim Force:[/B] [COLOR="Purple"]“FEEEEL THE FOOORCE! AND BUY MY MERCHANDISE! AARGGHH!”[/COLOR] [B]Rating:[/B] D [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BlackEagle_alt3.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FoxMask.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Black Eagle vs. Fox Mask[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Another very strong match-up! Proving at this time that Eagles > Foxes. Perhaps Fox Mask will avenge this battle in the future, but for now, he does the job as Eagle wins after hitting a New Jersey Turnpike (slingshot corkscrew leg drop!) [B]Winner in 15:02:[/B] Black Eagle [B]Rating:[/B] C [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/JimForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/originalbelt05.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Jim Force vs. Matt Sparrow for the UFW World Championship[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] Matt is experienced in facing Jim Force in a wrestling match, so he utilized his superior speed, wrestling skills, and aerial ability to beat the tar out of Force for the first couple of minutes. Jim grows increasingly frustrated and after numerous clumsy tries, FINALLY gets his hands on Sparrow and hits the Full Force! However, Matt Sparrow manages to get a shoulder up at the last possible moment! Force can’t believe that someone else (Remmy Skye was the first) has kicked out of his “invincible” finishing maneuver, and looks more constipated than usual! This gives time for Sparrow to recover, who takes the offensive once more! Force is in trouble, and wildly tries to regain the advantage! A FOOORCE PUNCH barely grazes Sparrow! FOOOORCE PUNCH 2! This punch connects solidly, stunning Sparrow for a moment. Force winds up for a 360 degree Force punch, but wildly misses and slips onto his mighty Force arse! Looks like he may have bruised is tailbone there! Sparrow takes this opportunity to apply a sleeper hold! Force manages to power out of it with a few elbows, and bounces off the ropes to hit a flying shoulder block! Force stands straight up, gasps for precious air, than collapses from overexertion! A smug smile appears on Sparrow’s face and he stomps on Force with reckless abandon. Confident in his victory, Sparrow finally picks Force up and sets him up for the Bird Brain Buster (delayed brainbuster suplex!) Sparrow nails it, and goes for the cover! But since Sparrow is going to SWF, Force furiously kicks out and “Forces up!” With the power of the Force surrounding and permeating the entire arena, Force explodes with FOOOORCE PUNCHES, FOOORCE KICKS, and FOOOORCE CLOTHESLINES! With his opponent on wobbly legs, Force goes to the top rope and hits his trademark flying double axe handle! Sensing the end is near, Force gives THE SIGNAL (Beeker ©), sets up Sparrow for the Full Force, and nails it for the hard fought pinfall victory! [B] Winner in 10:14 and STILL UFW World Champion:[/B] Jim Force [B]Rating:[/B] D+ [SIZE="5"] Final Show Rating: D+[/SIZE] [QUOTE][B][CENTER]Prediction Outcome[/CENTER][/B] FORCEchlorians earned tonight: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 10 [*]Cubsfan915: 9 [*]d_w_w: 9 [*]Hyde Hill: 9 [*]Infinitywpi: 3 [*]juggaloninjalee: 5 [*]kowalewski: 9 [*]Nightshadeex: 5 [*]Tigerkinney: 10 [/LIST] Total FORCEchlorian Points Earned: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 57 [*]ColtCobana: 14 [*]CubsFan915: 51 [*]d_w_w: 52 [*]Hyde Hill: 50 [*]infinitywpi: 8 [*]Jaded: 1 [*]juggaloninjalee: 44 [*]kowalewski: 28 [*]mad5226: 14 [*]maskedpropaganda: 47 [*]Nightshadeex: 50 [*]nZane: 10 [*]Tigerkinney: 63 [*]Wallbanger: 47 [/LIST] Who will defeat Jim Force for the UFW World Championship! (NOTE: Any character in the C-Verse may be chosen. You may change your mind at any time, [B]up to a certain cutoff date that will be announced[/B]…in the future! If anyone actually gets this right (it’s a long shot, in theory anyways) they’ll be awarded…a lot of FORCEchlorian points (I’m thinking 50…100, around there)) [LIST] [*]Bolton: Big Smack Scott [*]CubsFan915: Black Eagle [*]Hyde Hill: Remmy Skye [*]infinitywpi: Land Mass [*]juggaloninjalee: Giant Redwood (WTF?!) [*]kowalewski: Gargantuan [*]mad5226: No one; impossible [*]mrnoun: Duane Stone [*]Nightshadeex: Fox Mask [/LIST][/QUOTE] [QUOTE] - from [url]www.ufw.com[/url] We have breaking news from the UFW corporate headquarters! We have just learned that UFW World Champion Jim Force has suffered Bruised Buttocks during his match with Matt Sparrow. Despite his extreme discomfort, Jim Force has made it clear that he would like to work through the excruciating pain. However, even though he has been medically cleared to wrestle through the injury, UFW President Brains McGhee has forbidden him from competition and sent Force home to recover fully from his injuries! In a conference with the media, President McGhee read the following statement: “We are fornicated…I mean dedicated to promoting the health and well-being of our athletes. This is why we are the only wrestling promotion in the world with a low level drug testing policy…wait, what meds are tested? Do we test for alcohol? Does anyone know? Uh…going on, we here in the UFW family care for the health and well being of our employees, and refuse to take any unnecessary risks. Jim Force will be allowed to compete when he has completely peeled…wait, what’s that word? Oh, ‘healed’ from this serious injury…oh come on! He’s got a sore ass! What the ****! I get tossed around like it’s an Olympic sport every week! What about me?! What about McGhee?! Hey, you! Yeah, you! Who do you think you’re staring at? Ever see a midget before, you f****** s***head…yeah, I’ll show what a distended anus really is you mother******* s*** for brains…” UFW officials then dragged the president out, citing incredible stress for his uncharacteristic outburst. We will keep you updated on this situation![/QUOTE]

[juggaloninjalee]

I love Brains!

[Actarus]

[QUOTE=juggaloninjalee;477272]I love Brains![/QUOTE] I'm glad someone does! Then again, who doesn't love a vulgar, alcoholic midget...uh, don't answer that... [Center][B][SIZE="4"]Strike[/SIZE][/B][/Center] The past 36 hours have been a whirlwind, with virtually no sleep and the only thing keeping me awake was the gross amounts of caffeine coursing through my body. But for the moment it was worth it. After our previous event, Pro Wrestling Hits wrote a small article how we’ve grown from local to small size. It was a small victory that had the locker room buzzing. Our talent had noticed that our audiences were slowly growing larger in size, from as little as nine to fifty-seven fans. But with our growth came another headache, as Pro Wrestling Hits mentioned that we would now be participating in regional battles with other wrestling promotions. In my mind if we were going to have any chance of winning these regional battles, this meant we would have to put our best foot forward, which is exactly what I intended to do. “You booked a ‘Best Of’ show for tomorrow night?” Jim quizzically asked me in his office. “Yeah…sorry; I should have told you sooner, but I had to set everything up as soon as possible, especially with Matt leaving us by the end of the week. Jim spun his chair around and stared out the window. “I should really be on that show…” “Jim,” I pleaded. “You’re injured! You should be at home resting right now.” “The doctors said it was fine to work through this injury! It wasn’t all that serious anyways!” “A sore aahh, uh…you know, bruised buttocks is not that minor an injury. I mean the enflamed nerve endings engulfing the gluteus maximus would require frequent colonoscopies at a later age if not given sufficient time to heal.” Jim looked shocked. “What? My doctor didn’t mention this!” I shook my head and pressed on. “He probably can’t wait to send you to his GI specialist colleague when your colon starts bothering you.” Jim stood up and reached for his jacket. I noted how he couldn’t help but walk funny. “I’m going home to rest up. I’m counting on you to take care of everything.” I smiled. “Of course…” - From [url]www.ufw.com[/url] Pro Wrestling Hits has recently deemed that Ultimate Force Wrestling was now a small sized promotion. UFW World Champion Jim Force, nursing himself back to full health after sustaining a heinous injury at the last UFW event, had the following special message for UFW fans: “THEY COME! THE YOUNG FORCELINGS, ADULT FORCENITES, OLD FORCE FOLLOWERS! THEY GROW IN NUMBER! SOON THEY WILL BE LEGION! THEY BUY MY MERCHANDISE! THEY’RE FORCECHLORIANS MULTIPLY! MY FELLOW WRESTLERS AND I THANK ALL THAT SUPPORT US, FOR THEIR FAITH IN ME SHALL BE REWARDED WHEN ULTIMATE FORCE WRESTLING RUNS WILD ON THE WORLD, AND SOON THE UNIVERSE!” In celebration of our most recent success, UFW has decided to put on a ‘Best Of’ show; a simple event with only a few matches of the highest caliber. Unfortunately, Jim Force will not be able to compete. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Force on a speedy recovery. [QUOTE]Quick Prediction Thingie: Remmy Skye vs. Mario Heroic [B]Rating:[/B] Black Eagle vs. Matt Sparrow [B]Rating:[/B] James Hernandez vs. Fox Mask [B]Rating:[/B] [/QUOTE]

[juggaloninjalee]

Brains is going to have a sex tape I bet just like Vern from Austin Powers. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: C- [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C [B]James Hernandez[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C- Good card but its missing the focal point of the show. Oh yeah Jim Force. We need more Jim Force!

[kowalewski]

[B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: C- Skye pops Force supplements to no-sell everything and win, just like his mentor! [B]Black Eagle [/B]vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C Eagles hunt sparrows, Matt is put to rest before leaving the company. James Hernandez vs. [B]Fox Mask[/B] Rating: C+ The wisdom of the Fox allows him to avenge his prior loss to the no-good Hernandez!

[kowalewski]

[I]Brains is going to have a sex tape I bet just like Vern from Austin Powers.[/I] If Actarus takes predictions on who Brain's sex tape is with, I have my money on a Jim Force Blow up doll! Buy my merchandise!

[Tigerkinney]

[B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: C [I]Skye clearly has more Forcechlorians[/I] [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C [I]Sparrow puts Black Eagle over on his way out[/I] James Hernandez vs. [B]Fox Mask[/B] Rating: C+ [I]Could go either way, but should be a good match. I'm just edging the way of Fox to take it. [/I] Ironically I think you'll end up with a better overall card score, than when Jim Force is not on (let alone main eventing) the show. :D

[Nightshadeex]

Remmy Skye vs. [B]Mario Heroic[/B] Rating: C- [B]Black Eagle[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C James Hernandez vs. [B]Fox Mask[/B] Rating: C+

[Hyde Hill]

[B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Mario Heroic Rating: C- Skye is one of the few with a sustained push. [B]Black Eagle [/B]vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C+ Sparrow is going, going, gone... [B]James Hernandez[/B] vs. Fox Mask Rating: C+ Hernandez has been really delivering for you so should get a push

[Actarus]

[QUOTE=juggaloninjalee;477919] Good card but its missing the focal point of the show. Oh yeah Jim Force. We need more Jim Force![/QUOTE] Ahhh…but riddle me this: Is a UFW show a UFW show without Jim Force? Never fear! Jim Force will be back on the next show. Bruised buttocks only takes a few days to heal from in the C-Verse (though sitting down must be a chore...) [QUOTE=kowalewski;477946][I]Brains is going to have a sex tape I bet just like Vern from Austin Powers.[/I] If Actarus takes predictions on who Brain's sex tape is with, I have my money on a Jim Force Blow up doll! Buy my merchandise![/QUOTE] :eek::eek::eek: You know...I don't think I have the writing ability to take that idea and make it work...Beeker? Where are you? [QUOTE=Tigerkinney;477997] Ironically I think you'll end up with a better overall card score, than when Jim Force is not on (let alone main eventing) the show. :D[/QUOTE] Yep...an unfortunate truth. My only hope is that it won't last forever. ‘Best Of’ shows = short write-ups Sweet; let’s get to it! [B][CENTER][SIZE="4"]UFW Ultimate Force The Weston Gymnasium Thursday, Week 3, February 2008[/SIZE][/B] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/UFW.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Pre Show - Super Duper Secret Dark Match! It was half-way decent, but I expected a slightly higher rating. Oh well; I won’t complain! [B](Rating: D)[/B] - Super Duper Secret Angle! Hmmm…not the result I was expecting…D’OH! [B](Rating: D)[/B] Main Show - For the first time ever, the routine UFW bikini contest is NOT held in the dark! Nothing like raising the interest of our testosterone-infused internet audience! With Sara Silver hosting in a revealing silver gown (Jim Force approved, of course), Katie Cameron would go on to beat Jaime Quine, Raven Nightfall, and Sara Marie York. Yay bikinis! [B]Rating:[/B] C- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/RemmySkye.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MarioHeroic.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Remmy Skye vs. Mario Heroic[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] I actually expected more from this match, but Skye was really off his game tonight. Still, it was a pretty good match overall, with the two babyfaces giving it their all. Remmy gets the pin after he hits a Skye Diver (flying clothesline off the top rope). [B]Winner in 14:52:[/B] Remmy Skye [B]Rating:[/B] C- [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/BlackEagle.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MattSparrow.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]Black Eagle vs. Matt Sparrow[/SIZE][/FONT][/I] [/CENTER] Sparrow’s downward spiral continues as he can’t seem to get the win no matter what he does. That’s what you get for signing with Richard Eisen’s SWF! Eagle would get the 3-count after hitting a New Jersey Turnpike (slingshot corkscrew leg drop). [B]Winner in 14:31:[/B] Black Eagle [B]Rating:[/B] C [CENTER][IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/MainstreamHernandez.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/icon_vs.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Actarus96/UFW%20Dynasty%202008/FoxMask.jpg[/IMG] [I][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="5"]James Hernandez vs. Fox Mask[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/CENTER] This went exactly as expected! Unburdened by stories and skits, Hernandez and Fox Mask put together a great match. Hernandez gets the pinfall victory after hitting Fox Mask with an Apparition #14 (shooting star press). [B]Winner in 18:30:[/B] James Hernandez [B]Rating:[/B] C+ [SIZE="5"] Final Show Rating: C[/SIZE] [QUOTE][B][CENTER]Prediction Outcome[/CENTER][/B] FORCEchlorians earned tonight: [LIST] [*]Hyde Hill: 7 [*]juggaloninjalee: 7 [*]kowalewski: 8 [*]Nightshadeex: 7 [*]Tigerkinney: 8 [/LIST] Total FORCEchlorian Points Earned: [LIST] [*]Bolton: 57 [*]ColtCobana: 14 [*]CubsFan915: 51 [*]d_w_w: 52 [*]Hyde Hill: 57 [*]infinitywpi: 8 [*]Jaded: 1 [*]juggaloninjalee: 51 [*]kowalewski: 36 [*]mad5226: 14 [*]maskedpropaganda: 47 [*]Nightshadeex: 57 [*]nZane: 10 [*]Tigerkinney: 71 [*]Wallbanger: 47 [/LIST] Who will defeat Jim Force for the UFW World Championship! (NOTE: Any character in the C-Verse may be chosen. You may change your mind at any time, up to a certain cutoff date that will be announced…in the future! If anyone actually gets this right (it’s a long shot, in theory anyways) they’ll be awarded…a lot of FORCEchlorian points (I’m thinking 50…100, around there)) [LIST] [*]Bolton: Big Smack Scott [*]CubsFan915: Black Eagle [*]Hyde Hill: Remmy Skye [*]infinitywpi: Land Mass [*]juggaloninjalee: Giant Redwood (WTF?!) [*]kowalewski: Gargantuan [*]mad5226: No one; impossible [*]mrnoun: Duane Stone [*]Nightshadeex: Fox Mask [/LIST][/QUOTE] - from [url]www.ufw.com[/url] In the aftermath of UFW’s ‘Best Of’ show, it’s back to business as usual. We are happy to report that Jim Force has fully recovered from his bruised buttock injury. The UFW World Champion will face Whippy The Clown in a non-title match. Why so serious? Tag team action returns, as new teams are formed to test their mettle in the heat of battle. Jacob Jett has agreed to join forces as ‘Skyfire’. They will be facing Citizen X and Frankie Perez, ‘The Immortal Iron Fists!’ Also joining forces are James Hernandez and Black Eagle. Dubbing themselves ‘The Dark Knights’, this new dynamic duo faces the Wii-loving Star Fox, Fox Mask and Mario Heroic! In women’s action, Sara Marie York will wrestle Grace Harper. Also, in what may be Matt Sparrow’s final match ever in UFW, he goes out facing rival Remmy Skye; but why? Finally, UFW President Brains McGhee has a special announcement for the UFW fans! What can it be? All this and so much more, on the next UFW A New Force Of Hope! [QUOTE]Quick Prediction Thingie Jim Force (C) vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) [B]Rating:[/B] Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez) [B]Rating:[/B] Sara Marie York vs. Grace Harper [B]Rating:[/B] The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle) vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) [B]Rating:[/B] Remmy Skye vs. Matt Sparrow [B]Rating:[/B][/QUOTE]

[Nightshadeex]

It's bad I got the grades, but not the winners. [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating: D Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: D Sara Marie York vs. [B]Grace Harper[/B] Rating: D+ The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle) vs. [B]Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic)[/B] Rating: C- [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C

[juggaloninjalee]

Quick Prediction Thingie [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating:C- Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating:D [B]Sara Marie York[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating:D+ [B]The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle)[/B] vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) Rating:C- [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C Also the prediction for who will beat Jim Force is changing right now. Citizen X will beat Jim Force.

[kowalewski]

[B]Jim Force (C) [/B]vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating: D If it wasn't Force, I'd be tempted to pick against the champ in the non-title match. Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez) [/B] Rating: D+ [B]Sara Marie York[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [B]The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle)[/B] vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) Rating: C- Wow, the Forcechlorian counts in this match are impressive. [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C-

[Guest Bolton]

Can't think of comments for some, so I'll just put my predictions in for some. [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating: D+ [I]FEEL THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE[/I] Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: [I]Can't beat a Tag Team named after Tekken![/I] [B]Sara Marie York[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [B]The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle)[/B] vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) Rating: C [I]Named after a Superhero. Instant win.[/I] [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C [I]SKYE!! YOU MAY HAVE LOST TO THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE BUT YOU STILL CAN BEAT THAT EVIL BIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD-MAN!!!!!!!!!![/I]

[Tigerkinney]

My Forcechlorian levels are through the roof ! :D [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) [B]Rating: D[/B] [I]Force never loses, so Whippy has no chance[/I] Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez) [B]Rating: D[/B] [I]I saw that Ernie Turner was in this match, I'm going for the team that doesn't have Ernie Turner[/I] Sara Marie York vs. Grace Harper [B]Rating: D[/B] York's kind of getting a push, so she gets the win [B]The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle)[/B] vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) [B]Rating: C-[/B] [I]Dark Knights get the debut victory.[/I] [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow [B]Rating: C[/B] [I]Everyone knows Sparrow is on his way to SWF and Skye is Jim Forces No.1 fan, which means he's the most pushed wrestler in SWF apart from Force of course.[/I]

[Beeker]

Quick Prediction Thingie Jim Force (C) vs. [B]Whippy The Clown [/B](non-title match) Rating: D+ - [I]Shocking I know, but I think some new rival enters and just to piss off Jimmy clocks Whippy to give Whippy the win.[/I] Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: D - [I]Any team with Turner deserves to lose.[/I] Sara Marie York vs. [B]Grace Harper[/B] Rating: D - [I]SMY is an assistant, and doesn't really need any in-ring wins to remain over with the fans. And gives Remmy something to accidentally tease her about on their 'FINE. date.'[/I] [B]The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle)[/B] vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) Rating: C - [I]Because the name is more recent and relevant. And both seem to be enjoying a good (non-Force) Push.[/I] [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C - [I]The Farewell (Job) Tour of the birdman wraps up with a stop at the #1 Force Follower's pad. A spottastic affair, hopefully Remmy's on his game. For like... to prove Jim right![/I] *** As for the Tape of Brain's... er... Brawn. I... really don't know what to say. I could try to tackle something... maybe... possibly... but I can't see it being good or even postable on the family friendly GDS boards. *** Force's Nemesis shall be... [b]Primus Allen[/b] who shall claim to have a power that predates the Force. The Prime Singularity! Jim Force shall momentarily doubt the power of the Force... and Fall!

[Wallbanger]

Man, I miss a couple of shows and the FFFOOOOOORRRRRRCCCCCEEEE forsakes me! [B]Jim Force (C)[/B] vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating: C- Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists (Citizen X & Frankie Perez)[/B] Rating: C Sara Marie York vs. [B]Grace Harper[/B] Rating: D The Dark Knights (James Hernandez & Black Eagle) vs. [B]Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic)[/B] Rating: C+ [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C ---- And the one who will ultimately bring Jim Force down... Enforcer Roberts. Jim just won't be able to put himself over his friend.

[Hyde Hill]

[B]Jim Force[/B] (C) vs. Whippy The Clown (non-title match) Rating: D+ Skyfire (Jacob Jett & Ernie Turner) vs. [B]The Immortal Iron Fists[/B] (Citizen X & Frankie Perez) Rating: C- [B]Sara Marie York[/B] vs. Grace Harper Rating: D+ [B]The Dark Knights[/B] (James Hernandez & Black Eagle) vs. Star Fox (Fox Mask & Mario Heroic) Rating: C [B]Remmy Skye[/B] vs. Matt Sparrow Rating: C