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[CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DTFPosters/BWAPONR1.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] Prediction Key: Jacob Serfling vs. 'The Music Man' JW Chris Funk vs. Dave 'The Snake' BWA Tag Titles Gentlemen's Club (c) vs. Los Muertos Rudos Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol vs. George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G Astil & Gringo vs. Odin & Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match Dr James Casey (c) vs. Prime
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[B]Jacob Serfling[/B] vs. 'The Music Man' JW [B]Chris Funk[/B] vs. Dave 'The Snake' BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. Los Muertos Rudos Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol vs. [B]George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G[/B] [B]Astil & Gringo[/B] vs. Odin & Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match [B]Dr James Casey (c) [/B]vs. Prime Oh yeah, Odin, your time is done.
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Prediction Key: Jacob Serfling vs. [B]'The Music Man' JW[/B] [I]Go the Music Man![/I] [B] Chris Funk[/B] vs. Dave 'The Snake' [I]BWA's resident jobber needs a win every now and then...[/I] BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. Los Muertos Rudos [I]Those dirty bastards and their interference...[/I] [B]Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol [/B]vs. George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G [I]Because Sid and Revenant are scary.[/I] Astil & Gringo vs. [B]Odin & Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] [I]If Mistaken and Pretty Amazing don't run in and beat the crap out of Astil, they're not doing their jobs[/I] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match Dr James Casey (c) vs. [B]Prime[/B] [I]The doctor will find out what it's like to be trapped one on one with the true champ, and then he'll find out that he's not ready... For the Prime Time.[/I]
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Prediction Key: Jacob Serfling vs. [B]'The Music Man' JW[/B] [I]Tuba shot![/I] [B]Chris Funk[/B] vs. Dave 'The Snake' [I]You're a jobber! *clap clap clapclapclap*[/I] BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club (c)[/B] vs. Los Muertos Rudos [I]McMenamin versus these nutters I've never heard of before? What the hell is with this?[/I] [B]Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] vs. George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G [I]McAllister will never win another match in the BWA. Evar.[/I] Astil & Gringo vs. [B]Odin [/B]& Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo [I]I'd like to point out that Odin wins. Jimmy, like the worthless scrote that he is, will probably get chokeslammed and pinned too, out of sheer frustration.[/I] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match Dr James Casey (c) vs. [B]Prime[/B] [I]Our run-ins bring ladders![/I]
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[B]Jacob Serfling[/B] vs. 'The Music Man' JW [B]Chris Funk [/B]vs. Dave 'The Snake' BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club[/B] (c) vs. Los Muertos Rudos [B]Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] vs. George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G [B]Astil & Gringo[/B] vs. Odin & Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match Dr James Casey (c) vs. [B]Prime[/B]
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[B]Jacob Serfling[/B] vs. 'The Music Man' JW Chris Funk vs. [B]Dave 'The Snake'[/B] BWA Tag Titles [B]Gentlemen's Club[/B] (c) vs. Los Muertos Rudos [B]Darth Sid, Don Phoenix, Revenant & 'World Tour' Tyler Idol[/B] vs. George McAllister, Lulu, The Cowboy & Richy G Astil & Gringo vs. [B]Odin & Jimmy The Hardcore Paparazzo[/B] BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP B&Q Cage Match [B]Dr James Casey[/B] (c) vs. Prime
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[CENTER][B]BWA: Point of No Return St Luke's Church July 2009 [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/emma.jpg[/IMG] [/B][/CENTER] [B]Young Englishman: [/B]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the Point of No Return. Tonight, the undefeated James Casey takes on Prime in a rematch for the championship he won last month. [B]Emma Whatever:[/B] And the BWA Tag Titles are on the line against... some dudes I've never heard of. So that's another easy defence for the Gentlemen's Club. But hey – we've got more! [B]YE:[/B] Absolutely. And first of all, if you'd turn your attention to my precious, precious big screen, we've got a video message from the One Percenters... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/antithesis.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/trell.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/wallbanger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]Wallbanger:[/B] Peace? PEACE?!? [Laughs.] You, Lynch, of all people, should know by now that when I say THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN PEACE, that's how it's effing going to be! We will continue to do what we want, when we want, and NO ONE is going to stop us. We will DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN JOKE OF A WRESTLING COMPANY until we get the BWA Tag Team titles. [B]Trell: [/B]McMenamin, you insufferable prig, do you even begin to understand what you have caused? All this pain, this carnage, this destruction, is on your head. F***ing with us was your first and last mistake. You won't know when, you won't know where, and you won't know how -- but know that your prissy ass is going to be barbecued on a flaming table that Banger and I will personally put you through. If you think your 'muscle' is going to save you, you're clinging to a fantasy. Antithesis over here will see to that. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] Oh, and Maxx? Bobby? I'd be very afraid if I were you. You see, once we get done turning your sugardaddy into creme brulee, we're going to do...unspeakable...things to you. [B]Antithesis:[/B] Wait -- creme brulee? What the f***? [B]Wallbanger:[/B] Yeah, creme brulee -- the sugar on top is all melted and caramelized from the fire, and we turn his insides into pudding-- [B]Trell:[/B] You mean custard. [B]Wallbanger:[/B] I mean PUDDING. Vanilla freaking pudding! [B]Antithesis:[/B] Dude, pudding doesn't mean the same thing here as it does back in the States. Besides, it's supposed to be custard. [B]Wallbanger: [/B]WILL YOU STOP RUINING MY MENACING RANT BEFORE I BEAT BOTH YOUR ASSES DOWN!!! [B]Trell/Antithesis:[/B] OK, OK! [B]Wallbanger:[/B] So, Gentlemen's Club, once we leave you broken, bleeding, burned, and beaten within an inch of your miserable worthless lives...then, the entire BWA will understand what we've known from the very start -- belts or no belts, the One Percenters are the baddest mofo's in wrestling. Period. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jacobserfling.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/musicmanjw.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Former referee Jacob Serfling is now up against the Master of the Rickroll. An interesting choice for opening bout; we seldom see Jacob work solo, and the Music Man hasn't been seen much at all for months. Both of these men tend to play fair, so – there we go, lock up, to the corner from the power of Serfling... [B]EW: [/B]Ooh, nice. [B]YE:[/B] Reversal by the Music Man, forearm, Serfling ducks clear and both men back to the centre, circling each other, Music Man in fast, snap suplex. Goes to drop the knee and Serfling rolls away. Dropkick misses... [B]EW: [/B]This is pretty closely matched. [B]YE: [/B]You ain't kidding. The Music Man goes for a clothesline, turned into an armdrag, Serfling locks in the armbar, scissors the leg... good submission work here... [B]EW:[/B] I can't believe we used to just use him as a ref! [B]YE: [/B]The Music Man manages to get a foot to the ropes! Clean break, lockup -no! Hammerlock counter and a go-behind by Serfling, German suplex! Serfling rolls over for the cover, one, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] That was quick. [B]YE:[/B] Impressive, too. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/ChrisFunk.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davethesnakehogg.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]Another match between two men who've been having trouble of late. [B]EW:[/B] You reckon we'll see that masked guy run in again? [B]YE:[/B] 'Doktor' Funkenstein? No clue. The whole thing makes no sense to me. [B]EW:[/B] It's probably confusing the audience, then. You should do one of those pre-tape interviews you like. [B]YE: [/B]As a matter of fact one of those is scheduled to air later in the show, but not with Herr Doktor Funkenstein. [B]EW: [/B]You think anyone's noticed that we're padding these introductory remarks on account of Dave has no chance? [B]YE: [/B]...No, I think we're being intensely subtle about it. What, other than you saying it aloud, could give them that idea? [B]EW:[/B] Oh, they were all thinking it. [B]YE:[/B] Yes, well... Forearm by Chris Funk and the Funkdafied is applied! EW: There we go. [B]YE:[/B] Oh, come on, Dave, you used to at least throw a punch... [B]EW:[/B] Well, he is fighting a superhero. You'd need, like, Funktonite knuckledusters. [B]YE: [/B]You're an idiot... and Dave is tapping out! [B]EW: [/B]I'm an idiot? Which of us just got ANOTHER job offer? [B]YE: [/B]Why don't you take any of them up? [B]EW: [/B]I make plenty off betting on this. Hey, the screen's lighting up... [B]YE: [/B]We're getting a live backstage feed! Jimmy must be active. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Looks like the Gentlemen's Club are ready for their match. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] And there's Tom Lynch... staring McMenamin down... [B]Lynch:[/B] Good luck tonight, boys. [B]EW:[/B] Well, that was pointless. No fistfight or anything and the Gentlemen's Club are past him now. [B]YE:[/B] Why is Tom Lynch laughing? [B]EW:[/B] ...I gotta make a bet. Where's my phone? [B][CENTER]BWA Tag Titles [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/BobbyStPierre.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/MaxxHero.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/themaniac.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/bangernegro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/trellclassic.jpg[/IMG] w/ [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/antithesisranger.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER][/B] [B]YE: [/B]Boy, Los Muertos Rudos sure don't look suspiciously familiar! [B]EW:[/B] Got it in in time! [B]YE:[/B] Did you know about this? [B]EW:[/B] No, but if Lynch was laughing... [B]YE:[/B] You have a point. It's... I guess this is supposed to be Matt Classic? Anyway, he's facing off with Maxx Hero. [B]EW: [/B]Isn't it great how the One Percenters have been smart enough not to challenge the Gentlemen's Club while they're still under probation? I'd sure hate to see them get fired. [B]YE: [/B]Well, that was out of left field. Hero opens with a running dropkick, caught by Classic and snapped into a backbreaker. Back up, rights and lefts to Classic who just seems to be ignoring them. Irish whip by Classic, Bobby gets the blind tag on Hero, FOREARM FROM CLASSIC lays out Hero. [B]EW:[/B] It's no good, we're not going to finish this match before we burst out laughing. [B]YE:[/B] McMenamin looks furious! I think they've been rumbled! [B]EW:[/B] He's got to prove it first. Hero looks out of it. McMenamin has the referee's attention and the Maniac's into the ring- [B]YE:[/B] Yellow Ranger HUSTLE does a pretty good impression of the Antithesis Driver, doesn't he? But Matt Classic's still trapped in a two-on-one situation – oh dear God, don't look at the entrance ramp, you'll hate yourself... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/drfunkenstein.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/dancecyborg.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tomlynch.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/earlbreese.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DJStorm.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/bigdave.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] OHMYGOD WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT? [B]YE:[/B] THAT is your concern? [B]EW: [/B]Journalism schools are different in Essex. [B]Funkenstein:[/B] You had your chance, McMenamin. Now I strike back. SOVIET DANCEBOT 5000, STRIKE MY ENEMIES! [B]YE:[/B] I need a drink. [B]EW:[/B] But that means I have to commentate! [B]YE: [/B]Damn my terribly English dedication to duty. The, uh, Soviet Dancebot 5000 with a Flip Flop 'N' Fly on Hero there, and another Forearm from Classic on Flying Bobby. The LNO as a whole are dogpiling the Wrestlemaniac... yes, DDDT on the Maniac! Classic tags in Abismo Negro. Abismo to the top rope, and... I guess the Abis Come Tumbling Down? I have no idea what I should be calling these moves! At any rate, Bobby's pretty crushed, Funkenstein and McMenamin are facing off, the Dancebot is stood on the top rope doing the Macarena, and it looks like Abismo Negro for the cover... one, two, three! Los Muertos Rudos are the new BWA Tag Champions! [B]EW:[/B] I don't think they're finished yet... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/bangernegro.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/Masked%20Percent/antithesisranger.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/AndrewMcMenamin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Yellow Ranger HUSTLE jumps McMenamin from behind while he's distracted. And Abismo Negro is right there. The two of them... are heading... our way... [B]EW:[/B] Moving now! [B]YE:[/B] Matt Classic is moving the steel steps to just in front of the announce table. Abismo Negro and Yellow Ranger HUSTLE climb the steps... McMenamin up... [B]EW:[/B] DOUBLE POWERBOMB! [B]YE:[/B] The announce table is destroyed! [B]EW: [/B]WE ARE THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TEAM! [B]YE:[/B] I have a headache. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/donphoenix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/tyleridol.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DarthSiddius.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/revenant.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/GeorgeMcAlister.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/LuLu.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/TheCowboy.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/richyg.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Well... that was... interesting... [B]EW:[/B] Do you think this match will make more sense? [B]YE:[/B] I think it would be entirely impossible for it to make less. There's the bell, and... [B]EW:[/B] MASS DOGPILE! [B]YE: [/B]Wow, THIS is going to be easy to commentate. Uh... Don Phoenix appears to be getting double-teamed by the Cowboy and Richy G, showing remarkably good form. [B]EW:[/B] The McAllisters are picking on Idol, who's doing his best, but can't fight both of them at once. [B]YE:[/B] Which means... yes, Darth Sid and Revenant aren't actually wrestling, they're running round the outside of the melee waving their hands in the air and chanting. [B]EW:[/B] I'll go get us those drinks. [B]YE: [/B]Make mine a quadruple. Sid touches all four turnbuckles, and... Oh, just great. The ceiling's exploding again. Just about everybody bar George McAllister, Sid, and the Revenant are down... Sid throws a fireball, McAllister ducks it, Revenant's down! [B]EW:[/B] One quadruple shandy. [B]YE:[/B] ...Yes. [B]EW:[/B] Ooh, rollup! [B]YE:[/B] One, two, three! McAllister steals it! [B]EW:[/B] So what's next? [B]YE:[/B] Next, ah... well, back to the big screen, and my sit-down interview with El Comedor Muy Grande del Bebe. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/davidhallettyoungenglishman.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/edisrawpseudorudo.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE: [/B]I'm here with El Comedor Muy... well, you know. El Comedor, I have to say... we've heard how you lost claim to the El Train mask. But why, of all things, would you become the 'great big baby eater'? [B]El Comedor: [/B]You would prefer 'The Sex Mex'? [B]YE: [/B]Uh... what? [B]El Comedor: [/B]It is quite simple. As a youth, my dreams were destroyed. I have vowed since to eat the dreams of others, to devour them whole. [B]YE: [/B]Can we, er, start again? I'm afraid I'm kind of lost... [B]El Comedor: [/B]No, you must keep up. Childhood is supposedly the haven of innocence, of goals, of dreams. I see dreams as babies, and I have set out to eat them all. [B]YE: [/B]I... see. [B]El Comedor:[/B] I am also partial to actual children, though of course one must be careful of kuru. [B]YE:[/B] Kuru? [B]El Comedor:[/B] The New Guinean laughing disease. It is common among cannibals who do not correctly prepare the brains of those they eat. [B]YE:[/B] I can't believe I'm asking this, but... how does one prepare- [B]El Comedor: [/B]I suppose you are expecting me to say some fava beans and a nice chianti. [B]YE: [/B]Well, I hadn't given it much- [B]El Comedor:[/B] However, that's solely for liver. Brains are rather like eggs, and I favour them scrambled on brown toast with some smoked salmon, flavoured with fine-chopped chives, the salmon dressed with freshly-squeezed lemon. Of course for a full meal you really need at least two babies. [B]YE: [/B]Well, uh... thank you for your time. [B]El Comedor:[/B] Oh, there's- [B]YE:[/B] No, no, we're out of time. [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/astilbwa.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG] vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jimmy.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]EW:[/B] Wow, what's wrong with him? [B]YE:[/B] No clue. I'm still hoping he was joking, or we just aired confessions of a serial killer. [B]EW:[/B] Pfft. Babies don't count. [B]YE:[/B] ...Yes. In any case, it looks like recent tensions with the Asatru are just getting worse here. Astil is presumably standing in for Panix as the chief tries to return to normal with his wife. [B]EW:[/B] Gringo took a beating from Odin last time, but I know he's been training. This could be interesting. [B]YE:[/B] Astil and Jimmy start us off, Jimmy throws a punch, the Straight Edge Samurai responds with a monkey flip. Jimmy out of the ring and Astil with a kamikaze plancha! [B]EW:[/B] And Odin's in the ring... and Gringo! [B]YE:[/B] Two behemoths collide! Is it just me, though, or is Gringo just trying to hold him in place? [B]EW:[/B] You mean over that small strip of white tape on the mat? [B]YE:[/B] That what? [B]Panix:[/B] AAAAR! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Panix just swung in from the organ gallery on a rope and kicked Odin to the floor! [B]EW:[/B] And here she comes! [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DawnStorm.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Dawn charging in... Gringo cuts her off... Panix takes Odin back down with a drop toe hold... Gringo powerbombs Dawn onto Odin! [B]EW:[/B] Panix doesn't look happy about that. [B]YE:[/B] He's picking her up... she's smiling at him! A kiss! [B]EW:[/B] Aww... [B]YE:[/B] Panix grabbed the rope... and they're both being hoisted back to the gallery! Odin's giving chase! [B]EW:[/B] And Gringo's after him! [B]YE:[/B] That means this match just boiled down to Astil and Jimmy! [B]EW:[/B] Well, here they come back to the ring... [B]YE: [/B]Astil slides Jimmy in, onto the apron, Arabian press, one, two – Jimmy kicked out! [B]EW:[/B] Bad move, kid. [B]YE:[/B] Astil waits for him to get up... superkick! Astil to the top rope, so swanton... no, he's calling for Jimmy to rise... [B]EW:[/B] Oh, this could be interesting... [B]YE:[/B] Primacanrana on Jimmy! One, two, three! [B]EW:[/B] Astil's sending Prime a message! [B]YE:[/B] Was that a chair shot I heard? Can we get a light on the gallery? [B]EW:[/B] Looks like it... [CENTER][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/DawnStorm.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/captainpanix.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/gringo.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/odin.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] So I think Gringo just knocked Odin to his knees with that chair to the back. [B]EW:[/B] No, no, no! [B]YE:[/B] Dawn just snatched the chair! And she's picking Odin up! [B]EW:[/B] Oh, this is bad this is bad this is so bad... [B]YE:[/B] Panix catches her arm... She smiles... DOUBLETEAM LEX TALIONIS ON ODIN! [B]EW:[/B] He's dropping! [B]YE: [/B]Odin just fell from the gallery to the ring! Did you hear that? [B]EW:[/B] He's got to be dead! [B]YE:[/B] ODIN JUST SAT UP! [B]EW:[/B] **** **** ****ING ****! [B]YE:[/B] I don't know what's worse. That, or the fact Odin's smiling. [CENTER][B]BWA UK CHAMPIONSHIP [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/jamescasey.jpg[/IMG] © vs. [IMG]http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/trenchcoatbrigand/destinedtofail/cameronbrogden.jpg[/IMG] B&Q CAGE MATCH[/B][/CENTER] [B]YE:[/B] Let me preface this by thanking the manager of B&Q Torquay and his staff, both for supplying the cage materials and sponsoring the match and for the demonstration you've just seen of how to cheaply and efficiently construct your own steel cage. [B]EW: [/B]Do you think he was upset when he saw the size of the audience? [B]YE: [/B]For the love of God, Emma, don't mention the crowd on the air until we can be proud of it... Anyway. There's every likelihood of this being an excellent match. The Prime Time Players will have terrible trouble getting in. [B]EW:[/B] There's the gallery. [B]YE:[/B] Right, 'cause Mistaken's so noted for his Four and a Quarter Star Toad Sploosh. [B]EW:[/B] I knew a quadruple shandy was too much alcohol for you. [B]YE: [/B]I haven't even finished it yet! [B]EW:[/B] Lightweight. [B]YE:[/B] Oh, just 'cause YOU could join the LNO. Lockup by the champion and challenger, Casey out to a wristlock, Prime counters with a hook kick to fell him, to the ropes, running elbow drop on the champion. Casey back up, Prime charges, backdrop by Casey! [B]EW:[/B] Prime landed on his feet! [B]YE:[/B] Polish hammer by Casey ends that, though. Casey picks him up again, whips him to the cage and charges after him! [B]EW: [/B]OW! [B]YE: [/B]It looks like Casey just electrified the cage! [B]EW:[/B] And Prime with it! [B]YE:[/B] Yep. I guess that means the Players really don't want to risk climbing in! [B]EW: [/B]Discus punch by Casey and Prime's barely on his feet [B]YE:[/B] He got electrocuted, I don't think that's surprising... DDT again. Casey to the cage, he's climbing... [B]EW:[/B] He's wearing gloves! [B]YE:[/B] Sorry? [B]EW:[/B] Well, I don't think Prime's noticed. He's wearing gloves. He's probably got that cage still electrified... [B]YE:[/B] Prime's just about to his feet... going after Casey... OW! Yeah, I think you were right... [B]EW: [/B]Smart, but evil. [B]YE:[/B] He is with Odin. He's got to the top... drops down! Dr James Casey retains!
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[QUOTE=Wallbanger;527944]Ah well, LOL. Though methinks I need to coordinate with you better when I feel like cutting a promo... :p[/QUOTE] Nah, I actually like it. It nearly had a "Do you think they bought it?" on the end, but it'll tie into the next four or five shows' worth of shenanigans. Biker's Bonfire is returning!
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