LOL @ Serious Wrestling [C-Verse]

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[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]November 2008 - 3rd Week Pizza Stop Wrestling School (New York, New York)[/b][/color] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/ChatoRodriguez.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [color=green]Man, it's cold in here. You'd think a promotion could afford a lobby with heat! I'm Charles "Chato" Rodriguez. I used do some of articles on indy wrestling on Total Wrestling.com, prior to that I lived out West in Los Angeles where--long ago--I was the announcer for the XDW backyard group. That was in like 1995-1996 before Xavier Reckless took over and Lee Bambino took over my position. I was to be a ref, but I left and headed to the least popular backyard group, LABYW. XDW did great without me, but the announcing suffered terribly. I managed to get a job commentating matches for Spanish dubs for the small Los Angeles Wrestling group in 2003-2004--which is how I got the job with TEW.com. I decided it was time for me to try my hand at announcing (again) and booking around last year. When I heard that [i]the[/i] Pizza Delivery Boy would be returning to New York to start up a promotion I got excited. [i]Overly[/i] excited. Many at TotalExtremeWrestling.com were excited. See PDB was probably the most hyper underrated worker of the East Coast Wars. He debuted in 1994 at 18 and appeared on several undercards--typically NYCW. When DAVE opened he headed there as well and worked shows there, again undercards. It wasn't that PDB wasn't talented--he had more than enough talent in 1996-1997--and it wasn't that he lacked charisma--the guy was funny and could talk--he just didn't have much of a look or a name. He was what you'd call your typical indy junior in the mid 90s. Long greasy hair, generic tights, black boots, and elbow pads that were far too big for him. His crisp flying ability and matwork demanded that you look past the surface to see a good wrestler overall. With chances drying up, he left the US in 2001 to go to Argentina and learn llave or "key" (lucha-submission) before coming back to the US via Mexico (picking up some lucha) in mid 2008. He showcased this new sleakness on several NYCW and PSW lower cards before announcing he would be opening his own promotion. Most would consider him the Father of East Coast Juniors because prior to that, it was all cross body blocks and missle dropkicks. Enough Pizza Delivery Boy hero worship... This was the Pizza Stop, Pizza Delivery Boy's new wrestling school based in the heart of NY. He tends to train smaller workers in a fast paced style of wrestling--this year its lucha libre. So far he's taken on a few dry indy workers who weren't much and three new students--all of which were on LOL's debut showcase last week. Ben Williams has to be [i]the[/i] success story of the group, that guy was a near awful jobber. He wasn't like--Oniji Hanari awful--just not decent or that special at [i]all[/i]. Under Pizza Delivery Boy and about four hard months of training, he's now a solid cruiserweight with personality. He probably won't be a star, but at least he [i]could[/i] get noticed. Other workers taken in were the solid brawler Dermot O'Logical and flashy backyarder Fearless Blue (or so I've heard, he didn't debut on the November show). Moments later, visibly upset.[/color] [b]Man:[/b] This is some bullsh**, man! This isn't right! [color=green]He continues right out the front door and into the streets. I look back at the door he exited out of and saw a Japanese gentleman wearing a bandana around his mouth looking back at me. He walks off and I stand to enter the training room. As I enter, someone gut checks me hard! I drop to both knees holding my stomach in pain.[/color] [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] ARGH! F***!! What was that for?!! [color=green]I can hear what sounds like Accept's "Fast As Shark" playing in the background. I glance up to see what looks like Air Attack Weasel and Pizza Delivery Boy playing with tamagotchis. The Japanese man walks over and rolls me over with his foot. He searches my folder and reads the name at the top of the resume.[/color] [color=red][b]Japanese Man:[/b][/color] ..."Charles Rodriguez" here for the open announcer and head booker position. [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Alright, let me finish this. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] *breathing heavily* [color=red][b]Japanese Man:[/b][/color] ... [CENTER][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/PDB.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/FumihiroOta.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/AirAttackWeasel.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] ...ok...ok...[i]Good[/i]...Alright Mr. Rodriguez, please have a seat. [color=green]I crawl across the floor and use the chair to pull myself up. Struggling, I slump into the chair still holding my stomach. That guy has a strong kick![/color] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Good afternoon, Mr. Rodriguez. I'm Jerry Corleone--or Pizza Delivery Boy. You can call me PDB. This is Air Attack Weasel--he doesn't answer to his real name. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Yo. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] Hi. [color=green]I shake their hands then turn around in my seat as PDB introduces the Japanese guy.[/color] [color=red][b]Japanese Man:[/b][/color] ... [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] And you've met Fumihiro Ota. [color=green]I extend my hand, but Ota merely looks at me. He then begins to chamber his foot and I cover up my face and chest.[/color] [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Ota! No! Bad Ota! Bad. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] ...hrm... [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Anyway, says that you used to write indy reports for TEW.com...that's nice, you're a name then. Used to do commentary for early XDW tapes and for LAW out in Los Angeles. Not bad, not bad...you've done Spanish over dubbing for matches. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Nice. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] *nods* [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] OK, you got the goods. [color=green]Excellent![/color] [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Now you have to pass the test. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] OK. [color=green]I see Fumihiro Ota head over to the desk and pull out a foam cowboy hat and sunglasses. He slips them on and walks back around the desk. Weasel and PDB slide off the table and stand before me. ...please don't let this be American Bukkake.[/color] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] 3 vs. 1 Rock Paper Scissors. Defeat two of us and you get the job. [color=green]...what?[/color] [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] ...what? [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Weasel, you start it off. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Prepare to assume the position, b****. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] W-wait... [color=green]Air Attack Weasel begins pounding his fist, I begin as well and at the same time we throw, I win with rock breaking scissors.[/color] [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] ...impressive. [color=green]"Impressive"? You're talking to the 2005 and 2007 Los Angeles Rochambeau Champion! Besides, it's a game based on luck for the most part. Fumihiro Ota walked over and began pounding his fist, I faced him head on, losing with a rock breaks scissors. Ota got a smug smirk on his face then sauntered off. Pizza Delivery Boy walked over nodded.[/color] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Well, it's done to the wire, man. [color=green]Ota walks behind the desk and puts in the soundtrack from "Over the Top". He hits play and Sammy Hagar's "Winner Takes All" begins to play. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] ...so... [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] WAIT DAMMIT! [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Wait til it gets to the dramatic part. [color=green]We sit for a minute and some change with Weasel--[i]emotionally[/i]--mouthing the opening verses. Finally, the song gets to its required part and we stand. We both pound our fist and SHOOT! Double rock...once more--SHOOT! Double rock! PDB smirks and--SHOOT! Again, double rock.[/color] [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] [i]Intense[/i]. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] Dammit, quit being p**sies and shoot! PDB, give him the heater! [color=green]The heater?![/color] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Right. [color=green]We both pound our fists and SHOOT! PDB made hand moves signaling a gun, I trumped him with a large explosion.[/color] [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] It's--it's over. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] Impressive. [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] ...congrats, Mr. Rodriguez, you've got the job. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] Thank you and please, call me Chato. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] *bows* [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] That was a-a-a-awesome! [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] Thanks. [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Well, we'll get to discussing your pay and stuff. The computer over there has all the spread sheets with information about the roster and previous shows. You may want to check it out after we discuss everything. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] OK. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] Tell him about the promotion. [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] We're called LOL--or Laughter and Outrageous Lucha. We're not out to be the most hard hitting or traditional promotion-- [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] Far from it. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] *nods* [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] We present a style of American lucharesu similar to WLW's stuff in Japan with alot of XJW thrown in. It you haven't seen their stuff you can check the viewing room. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] We mix lucha, strong style, and large doses of comedy into our matches. We've already got workers and their gimmicks set, we just want you to book the upcoming shows to take the load off our backs so we can focus on training and wrestling. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] I see. [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] ...yes. [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] We currently have ties with the new HEE promotion in Harlem. Their style is drastically different from ours since they're an offshoot of Harlem Wrestling. We'll have to get along with them the best we can. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] One of the goals is to run shows in Mexico and Japan...you'll be heading out west to talk with Cliff about getting a deal with CZCW as well. [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] Should I tell them you sent me. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] *serious* ...whatever you do, don't do that. [color=gray]~SILENCE~[/color] [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] ... [color=red][b]Fumihiro Ota:[/b][/color] ... [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] ... [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] JUST KIDDING! Sure, tell him! [color=blue][b]Me:[/b][/color] O_O; [color=green]The three of them started laughing hysterically...even Ota--who was still wearing the large foam cowboy hat and sunglasses. I began chuckling neverously. What in the hell did I get myself into?! Are they [i]honestly[/i] the kind of psychos I want to be employed by?[/color]

[Derek B]

Hooray!! Another diary with Dermot O'Logical in it!! Remember... [b]"Exfoliate! Cleanse! Tone!" "Exfoliate! Cleanse! Tone!" "Exfoliate! Cleanse! Tone!"[/b]

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[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]November 2008 - 4th Week - Friday ~ 2:00PM Pizza Stop Wrestling School (New York, New York)[/b][/color][/center] [color=green]I went in today to talk with the roster. The head trainers of the Pizza Stop--PDB, Weasel, and Ota--introduced me before I talked to each of the workers about their current gimmicks. I later talked with the head trainers about each worker. These are my notes from the meeting:[/color] ======================= [quote][color=blue]Faces[/color] [color=red]Heels[/color][/quote] [b]Main Eventers[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/PDB.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy[/b][/color] - 32-years old. The owner of LOL and one of its three head trainers, he has a great sense of humor and is addicted to Tamagotchi. He a veteran of the East Coast Wars of the mid 1990s and a good all-rounder, he resides as LOL's top face worker. He has many ties with lower, un-tapped talent as he frequents SWF's bigger shows to scope out the local workers who wrestle in the dark matches or are fodder in angles. He loves to sculpt young wrestlers that promoters don't see potential in into solid, hard working youngsters. His Pizza Stop wrestling school tends to produce cruiserweights who work the lucha/lucharesu style. His gimmick is that of a pizza delivery person...who fights crime one pizza at a time. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/DermotOLogical.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="red"]Dermot O'Logical[/COLOR][/B] - 26-years old. He is a young above average brawler with a great attitude. He could very easily have been in promotions such as NYCW or 4C in Canada. From what a heard Pizza Delivery Boy took he, Ben Williams, and former XDW and Sumatra Lucha Libre worker Fearless Blue and trained them to be LOL talent so Dermot has a degree of loyalty to PDB. His gimmick is of a skin care obsessive person who wants [i]no one[/i] touching his face! [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/FumihiroOta.jpg[/IMG] [B][COLOR="red"]Strong Style Shinobi[/COLOR][/B] - 33-years old. Formerly HGC/TCW's cruiser kingpin, Fumihiro Ota is a talented worker and veteran of the early and mid West Coast scene. He was actually booted from TCW due to mounting various arrests for sexual misconduct ranging from flashing and streaking to full blown sexual harassment. He returned to TCW in mid 2008, but stayed for all of three months when it was rumored he made advances towards Jennifer Cornell. Tommy thought nothing of it since they were rumors...but the final straw was an incident after a TCW Las Vegas card where Ota and several other workers had an encounter involving a BSC worker and a goat of some sort. His gimmick is of a ninja who is your typical strong style Japanese wrestler using lariats and kicks, he also speaks Engrish in promos and angles and uses an evil, rasp and laugh when talking. Works as a head trainer for Pizza Stop. His relation to PDB is that the two wrestled each other[i]twice[/i] in their careers, both times being good matches that both enjoyed. I hear he is a nice, but quiet person with a great sense of humor. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/AirAttackWeasel.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel[/b][/color] - 27-years old. Talented albeit flashy high flyer. He is a good in-ring general with rock solid skill in the areas of safety, selling, and psychology. He used to work for 4C, but left in 2007. He did a spot with CZCW before joining LOL due to his idol worship of Pizza Delivery Boy. Has a great sense of humor and is also addicted to Tamagotchi. [b]Upper Midcarders[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/ErnieTurner_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Assassin #147[/b][/color] - 33-years old. Veteran worker Ernie Turner. He's a pretty below average guy with good charisma. He's very funny and was the one who presented the Assassin #147 gimmick, a generic masked heel that--in essence--makes fun of old school masked heels. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/NewYorkRed.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Yankee Red[/b][/color] - 33-years old. A below decent in-ring worker who used to work for SCCW as New York Red. His brother Jonathan Taylor works as LOL's referee. A nice person who also works for NYCW as Red Taylor, a double Southerner. His gimmick in LOL is that of a hyper obnoxious New Yorker. Heads up the Stars N Bars stable in NYCW. [b]Midcarders[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/FearlessBlue.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Blue Longshanks[/b][/color] - 20-years old. This is former Sumatra Lucha Libre and XDW worker Fearless Blue. He was a childhood friend of mine, but he started in XDW just as I was leaving. He's a cool enough person whom everyone says has an attitude. I was told by Weasel that Blue does some drug called Sessue Dust...probably cocaine. Ota and Weasel are training him to shape up as a wrestler, but he's a flashy, above average flyer. He just needs refining. He did debut at LOL's debut November show as a pirate called Blue Tallshanks. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/BenWilliams_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Leather Rebel[/b][/color] - 22-years old. This was Ben Williams who often popped up in NYCW and USPW as a jobber. He didn't particularly mind being a jobber, but PDB told him he could be [i]much more[/i], which is true. PDB took he, Dermot, and Blue in around April and had them train alongside the Pizza Stop trueborns. What popped out was a much more refined although just decent cruiserweight. Although he did work on in-ring stuff, the bulk of his training saw him develop his already solid charisma. Great attitude, extremely nice...he does alot of impersonations as well! He debuted at the November debut show as Leather Rebel, a leather and chains, assless chaps wearing bi-sexual pornstar type character. Heavily inspired by XJW worker Takesi Umehara. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Cardboard.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Cardboard Box Monster[/b][/color] - 33-years old. This is Canadian worker Tempest Appleby. He has been auditioning to be a head trainer as well. He is a very good high flyer, extremely exciting and funny guy. He works one of two hard gimmicks (Dermot's the other one) and one of the funniest as LOL's monster of destruction--CARDBOARD BOX MONSTER! He's shown that he is very talented since on the first show he wrestled a solid three-way against Yankee Red and Leather Rebel and pulled his weight...in a BOX! [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/RexReeves.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Rockin' Rex[/b][/color] - 29-years old. This is former SCCW worker Rex Reeves. He is below decent cruiserweight who was pretty much slumming around the Southern indies and hopping for work with USPW. Currently he is using his old Rockin' Rex teen idol gimmick--despite not being that attractive a guy. He teams with Pizza [b]Lower Midcarders[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/HoodedKudo.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Discount Kudo[/b][/color] - 23-years old. Discount Kudo is Canadian worker Alan Parent who made a previous appearance for LOL as an extra. A solid enough worker, he has the potential to improve in-ring. He is a nice guy who talks, eats, breathe, and makes love to wrestling. His gimmick is of a really cheap Hooded Kudo...like a homeless Kudo really. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Dil.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Dynamite Dil[/b][/color] - 18-years old. Dil O'Neal is a trueborn of the Pizza Stop. He is the childhood friend of fellow trueborn Syn O'Neal (who works as Stefan Parker). He a very good all-rounder being one of PDB's personal projects and has all the goods: looks, skills, charisma to be a future star. His gimmick is that of the better looking teen idol in the tandem of Dynamite Rockin' with Rockin' Rex. Works in NYCW as Confederate Dragon in the new cruiser stable Stars N Bars, his gimmick is that of an extremely racist Southerner...with a dragon mask. One of two gimmicks getting NYCW some negative heat with fans. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Syn.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Stefan Parker[/b][/color] - 19-years old. Syn Parker is another of the three 1st term graduates. He is the childhood friend of Dil O'Neal and a very talented worker for his age. He doesn't have the look, star appeal, or charisma of Dil, but he is a more talented in-ring worker being more crisp in his execution of moves and more intense. He was on the same track team as Dil O'Neil in high school. His gimmick in LOL is that of a c*cky young franchise player...who is still in the opening portions of the card, basically a parody of PSW worker Steven Parker. He also works in NYCW as the offensive Cornbread Jackson character. A member of the cruiser Stars N Bars stable, he eats chicken and biscuits and comes dancing to the ring happily. Bad Black Hat Bailey, [i]baaaaad[/i]. [b]Openers[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/SAMOAN.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]ANOTHER SAMOAN[/b][/color] - 19-years old. This is Pizza Stop trueborn Kai Solofa, a strong brawler of Tongan descent. He is one of three 1st Term graduates of the school and the brawler of the trio. His gimmick is that of a typical modern Samoan wrestler who uses a strong style-type of wrestling, basically mocking the likes of Samoan Machine and Rhino Umaga. Nice guy who played football in high school. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/VicWalker.jpg[/IMG] [color=red][b]Vic Walker[/b][/color] - 22-years old. British worker who is below average in-ring. Has a decent amount of charisma and a cool sleazy gimmick of a lounge lizard. He had been working a few shows here in the US and didn't mind working regularly for LOL for awhile. [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/ThomasMorgan_alt4.jpg[/IMG] [color=blue][b]Tom Sanders[/b][/color] - 34-years old. Tom Sanders (Thomas Morgan) is a Canadian worker who is pretty solid technically. He's been adding flying to style to even him out a bit. A nice guy, he began using the "Lumberjack" gimmick after friend Cal Sanders headed overseas to Japan for GCG. =================== [color=green]Air Attack Weasel felt that we were a little short on workers and needed more. I'll be checking TEW.com to see who all are looking for work and if they can get to the New York area easily enough. Maybe some cruisers, high flyers (spot monkeys), and super juniors...I may even look into other types of workers--as long as their in the lighter heavyweight range. Time to get to work then![/color]

[infinitywpi]

This. Dynasty. ****ING. ROCKS.

[FINisher]

Oh man. "Air Attack Weasel: [I]Ota! No! Bad Ota! Bad."[/I] :D I actually used the rock-paper-scissors method right in the end of my WEXXV diary, lol. You've got a reader. :)

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[QUOTE=infinitywpi;518798]This. Dynasty. ****ING. ROCKS.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=FINisher;518803]Oh man. "Air Attack Weasel: [I]Ota! No! Bad Ota! Bad."[/I] :D I actually used the rock-paper-scissors method right in the end of my WEXXV diary, lol. You've got a reader. :)[/QUOTE] Thanks, I'll be putting up the first show's card tomorrow as well as a match prediction sheet. Today, I'll post a brief review of the debut card (which I didn't play since I'm using the [i]Don't Break The Oath[/i] mod I'm still working on a bit).

[Ping von Erich]

So tempted to give someone the Cardboard Box Monster gimmick in my USPW game..

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[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]November 2008 - 4th Week - Saturday ~ 1:21 AM Apartment[/b][/color][/center] [color=green]Viewing the debut showcase of LOL on YouTube. Funny stuff, here's my show analysis--brief, but it'll help me remember what kind of outfit LOL is and how to work with it.[/color] [center][color=red][b]LOL "Sign My Yearbook...SIGN MY YEARBOOK, B*TCH! November 2008 - 2nd Week - Saturday The Weston Gymnasium (300)[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]The attendence is around 100-110 people, not bad for the first show...not bad at all. It kicks off with PDB welcoming everyone to the first show and thanking them for coming. He told a ring boy to pass the yearbook around for everyone to sign and that they'll get started with the first show. Strong Style Shinobi came out and said something to the effect of "F*** THE YEARBOOK! THESE F***ERS CAME FOR WRESURING!!!" He then took the year book, tore it to shreds and ate the pages with a sinister look on his face. PDB looked sad and said that it was the book for all fans of the first show to sign. SSS didn't respond and just ate another page. Infuriated, PDB challenged SSS to a match in the main event and Strong Style Shinobi accepts. The first match was an impromptu match(?) with ANOTHER SAMOAN coming out looking for his apple pie. He sees a guy (Canadian worker Alan Parent) in the front row about to open it. SAMOAN asks Alan his name and where'd he find his "F***ing pie." Alan responded that his name was Alan Jones and he found it at the ticket box. Annoyed, ANOTHER SAMOAN challenges the fan to match! The fan declines and offers to return the pie, SAMOAN declines saying that this is about SAMOAN HONOR and that "Alan Jones" crapped on that honor by stealing his "F***ing apple pie." He then demands that Alan get his tail in the ring or else![/color] [b]ANOTHER SAMOAN vs. Alan Jones[/b] SAMOAN chases Alan about the ring while the whole time Alan offers to buy him another pie. ANOTHER SAMOAN cuts across the ring and catches Alan with a running single-leg dropkick. Alan flip bumps to the mat and slowly gets to his feet--and into a [b]SAMOAN DROP[/b]! Alan isn't moving, and ANOTHER SAMOAN decides to finish him with the [b]DEATH GRIP[/b]! The referee calls for the bell and asks for assistance getting Alan Jones out of the ring. [color=blue]ANOTHER SAMOAN takes his pie and unwraps it. He sneers at the coughing Alan and takes a bite before leaving the ring having done his damage...and more importantly, restoring his SAMOAN HONOR.[/color] [b]3 Way Match: Cardboard Box Monster vs. Leather Rebel vs. Yankee Red[/b] Very solid match that saw CBM stand in his neutral corner for the first four minutes of the match and watch the action. Eventually, Red and Rebel stopped and noticed that Cardboard Box Monster [i]wasn't moving[/i]. Yankee Red told Leather Rebel to go and see if he was awoke or not. Rebel walks over and does his pelvic thrus dance in front of CBM...and gets no response. Red tells Rebel to shake him, but Rebel pulls out two glow sticks and begins dancing on CBM...still no response. Rebel turns to the walk away only for CBM to go berzerk on Leather Rebel! Yankee Red's eyes widen and he bails out of the ring. Leather Rebel is whipped into the ropes and catches a boxy big boot! CBM follows up with a huge leg drop and the pin. Rebel kicks out and CBM stands and returns to his corner. Leather Rebel gets to his feet just as Cardboard Box Monster rears back and [i]blasts[/i] him with the [b]Death Death KILL Cardboard Missle Punch of Unrelenting Death[/b]!!! Rebel flies across the ring John Woo-style and CBM pins him with one foot for the win. Yankee Red runs away in fright as the Cardboard Box Monster looks at him from the ring. The lights dim and turn back on to reveal that the CBM has left Leather Rebel alone in the ring! [b]Assassin #147 & Stefan Parker vs. Rockin' Rex & Dynamite Dil[/b] The match was heavily focused on the two Pizza Stop trueborns who showcased some impressive chain wrestling and dives throughout. The veterans were--both SCCW alumni--were pretty much just there and proceeded to brawl in the crowd while the young ripped it up. The ending saw Dynamite Rockin' seal the win for Dynamite Rockin' after almost ten minutes of action when Stefan Parker--missing a flying cross body--was pinned by Dynamite Dil's [b]Victory Roll[/b]! [b]Dermot O'Logical vs. Air Attack Weasel[/b] Solid enough brawl that had its high spots...mostly high 10 minutes of high spots as the match was RAPID PACED. You had a sick DDT on the apron from Dermot and an equally sick sit out powerbomb--which looks terrible when done on smaller workers anyway. Weasel showcased some flashy air control with a shooting star press [i]to the outside[/i] and onto Dermot. His shooting star press onto a fall Dermot on the outside was also [i]nice[/i]. The match ended after Dermot O'Logical--who was on the losing end--went crazy when Weasel slap him in the face a few times. Dermot blasted Weasel in the grapes with a kick and quickly went to his skin care pouch. The referee called the match, but Dermot called self-defence since Weasel touched his face. The referee wasn't hearing it...as a result, Dermot O'Logical kicked him in the grapes as well and walked off angrily, still applying skin creme to his face. [color=blue]Once near the commentary booth, Dermot declared that he would be facing Weasel again next month at the Christmas show and that Air Attack Weasel may end up spending the Christmas and New Year's in traction! He then mumbled something about Weasel touching his face. The next match saw Strong Style Shinobi heading to the ring still snacking on the year book. He told the ref that he was getting full, but asked if he wanted some book. Referee Jonathan Taylor decline and SSS demanded that he eat some of the book! Jonathan snacked on a page as SSS watched menancingly. Pizza Delivery Boy made his entrance through the crowd as the fans cheer him to the theme of "This Is War" by Vandenberg. The crowd lights were dimmed (with the ring light left on) for introductions and the match...[/color] [b]Pizza Delivery Boy vs. Strong Style Shinobi[/b] The final match was the best match on the card as it was just 14-minutes of cruiser overkill. Almost every indy head spike move was hit and I counted roughly five 450 Splash, three swandive sentons, and two shooting star presses. Needless to say, it was an excellent match hindered only by being in a small indy where few would see it. The match ends with SSS pinning PDB using his own [b]Sweet Marinera Sauce[/b] sunset piledriver! [color=blue]At the end of the match, Shinobi continues eating the book and just sits in the corner laughing diabolically at PDB...the crowd booing all the time. Shinobi feels a little sick and begins spitting paper up, the crowd mocks him and an angry--and sick--SSS heads to the back in pain.[/color] [QUOTE][color=red][b]RESULTS[/b][/color] 1. [b]Fight For The Right To Have The Last Hostess Apple Pie:[/b] ANOTHER SAMOAN [b](2:02 Death Grip)[/b] Alan Jones 2. [b]3-Way Match:[/b] Cardboard Box Monster [b](7:21 Death Death KILL Cardboard Missle Punch of Unrelenting Death)[/b] Yankee Red, [b]Leather Rebel[/b] 3. Rockin' Rex & [b]Dynamite Dil (9:44 Victory Roll)[/b] Assassin #147 & [b]Stefan Parker[/b] 4. Air Attack Weasel [b](12:44 FOUL)[/b] Dermot O'Logical 5. Strong Style Shinobi [b](14:32 Sweet Marinera Sauce)[/b] Pizza Delivery Boy[/QUOTE]

[FINisher]

[SIZE="1"](Where's the grades.. ?)[/SIZE] :rolleyes:

[D-Lyrium]

The shameless Ken The Box rip off is... well, shameless. But using Rex Reeves makes me a reader. And Strong Style Shinobi is cool, I should've thought of that. ¬_¬

[Antithesis]

Ota as a sexual deviant... I've been holding on to an idea for an Ota skit I'd think you'd like and would fit perfectly with the way you are presenting him and your Fed in general. Just let me know if you are interested and I'll PM you the details.

[SWIFT]

[QUOTE=FINisher;518820][SIZE="1"](Where's the grades.. ?)[/SIZE] :rolleyes:[/QUOTE] That's just a reference show. I'm playing using the new Winter 2008 update I'm working on (starting in December 2008), so I just gave results for the debut November show as a sample of how a LOL show is. Future shows [i]will[/i] have grades. [QUOTE=D-Lyrium;518876]The shameless Ken The Box rip off is... well, shameless. But using Rex Reeves makes me a reader. And Strong Style Shinobi is cool, I should've thought of that. ¬_¬[/QUOTE] Thanks for revealing my plan to make PDB the Survival Tobita of LOL. :mad: Appleby was quite close to being Dr. Cube really. :D

[The Celt]

I think the C-Verse just found it's own Pro Wrestling Guerilla! PLZ say the great event names will go on. "LOL "Sign My Yearbook...SIGN MY YEARBOOK, B*TCH!" was awesome.

[SWIFT]

[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]December 2008 - 1st Week - Tuesday ~ 10:44AM Apartment (New York, New York)[/b][/color][/center] [color=green]Just checked on LOLwrestling.com to see that my first booked card had been posted in time for late December's showcase! The crew are currently taping content for the website to hype the event and I truly believe it will be an enjoyable night of wrestling and merriment. We've scheduled the show to start at 7PM with doors opening at 6PM and the show will be geared towards an all ages audience. Great news, we managed to get three new talents signed to LOL in Thomas Morgan (from Canada), Vic Walker (from Europe), and Alan Parent (from Canada). Our talks with Velocidad and El Hijo del Mephisto fell through horribly.[/color] [quote][center][color=red][b][SIZE="4"]LOL "You All Get Coal...NO TOYS!"[/SIZE][/color] December 2008 - 3rd Week - Saturday Bell Time: 7PM ~ All Ages Show Children Under 13 Get In [b]FREE[/b], All Tickets $5 The Weston Gymnasium (300)[/center][/b] [center][COLOR="Red"][b]MAIN EVENT[/b][/COLOR] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/DermotOLogical.jpg[/IMG][b]V.S[/b][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/AirAttackWeasel.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/RexReeves.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Dil.jpg[/IMG][b]V.S[/b][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Syn.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/ErnieTurner_alt1.jpg[/IMG] [b]Snuffing The Great Snub of SAMOAN PRIDE[/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/SAMOAN.jpg[/IMG][b]V.S[/b] [b]The New York Doll[/b] [b][color=blue]NYCW[/color][/b] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/HoodedKudo.jpg[/IMG][b]V.S[/b][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/VicWalker.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/NewYorkRed.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/Cardboard.png[/IMG][b]V.S[/b][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SUMATRA/BenWilliams_alt1.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/ThomasMorgan_alt4.jpg[/IMG] Be at [B]The Weston Gymasium Saturday[/B](3rd WK) for Laughter and Outrageous Lucha's Holiday showcase--[i]You All Get Coal...NO TOYS[/i]! We have a big five match for you tonight main evented by a potentially [i]intense[/i] confrontation between [B]Dermot O'Logical[/B] and [b]Air Attack Weasel[/b]! Plus, [b]NYCW[/b] wrestler [b]The New York Doll[/b] will be in action! Newcomers galore! From Europe, [b]"Sleazy" Vic Walker[/b], from Canada, the brother of GCG and indy wrestling machine Canada's own, Cal "American Superfly" Sanders comes [b]"Lumberjack" Tom Sanders[/b]! Plus, from the mystical Orient--stranded in New York due to losing all of his money and passport 20 year veteran and brother of Hooded Kudo--[b]Discount Kudo[/b]!!! Also, there will be appearances by [b]Santa Claus[/b], [b]Pizza Delivery Boy[/b], and [b]Strong Style Shinobi[/b]! Be sure to be there December 3rd WK! Children under 13 get in free and all tickets will be [b]HALVED[/b]-- [b]HALVED[/b] [b]HAAAAAAALVED[/b]! For all other age groups! Show starts at 7PM, but get there early to get pictures with your favorite LOL star! After the show, several fans will be invited to the special [i]LOL Family Dinner[/i] on December - Saturday 4th WK![/center] [/quote] ============================ [quote][b]PREDICTION CARD[/b] 1. Yankee Red & Cardboard Box Monster vs. Leather Rebel & Tommy Sanders 2. Vic Walker vs. Discount Kudo 3. [b]Snuffing The Great Snub of SAMOAN PRIDE:[/b] ANOTHER SAMOAN vs. The New York Doll [b][NYCW][/b] 4. Rockin' Dynamite vs. Assassin #147 & Stefan Parker 5. Air Attack Weasel vs. Dermot O'Logical[/quote] People with at least 4 winning predictions correct get to a free call from the LOL Hotline about upcoming events (show names) and happenings in LOL. Also, they'll be part of the [i]LOL Family Dinner[/i] angle. Trying to encourage audience participation here :D Also, if anyone has a New York Doll/Spike pic could I please get one? Forgot to upload one. Newer worker's info will be added to the [url=http://67.19.230.90/~arles/forum/showpost.php?p=518794&postcount=3][B]ROSTER PAGE[/B][/url] of the journal. THANKS!

[Derek B]

PREDICTION CARD 1. [b]Yankee Red & Cardboard Box Monster[/b] vs. Leather Rebel & Tommy Sanders 2. Vic Walker vs. [b]Discount Kudo[/b] 3. Snuffing The Great Snub of SAMOAN PRIDE: [b]ANOTHER SAMOAN[/b] vs. The New York Doll [NYCW] 4. Rockin' Dynamite vs. [b]Assassin #147 & Stefan Parker[/b] 5. Air Attack Weasel vs. [b]Dermot O'Logical [/b] I'd just like to point out that I'm not sure whether the bolded results are who I think will win or lose... we'll see when the results come through. :) Also... I'm marking hard for Discount Kudo. Al Parent in disguise?

[SWIFT]

[QUOTE=derek_b;520264] Also... I'm marking hard for Discount Kudo. Al Parent in disguise?[/QUOTE] Yep, I've been wanting to use Parent for awhile in [i]something[/i]. One of my favorite indy workers.

[Derek B]

[quote=SWIFT;520265]Yep, I've been wanting to use Parent for awhile in [I]something[/I]. One of my favorite indy workers.[/quote] I've always been the same, but with an American indy promotion I find it hard to give myself any real reason to use him. However, as Discount Kudo... who knows where he might show up next? :cool:

[Astil]

1. Yankee Red & [B]Cardboard Box Monster[/B] vs. Leather Rebel & Tommy Sanders Always and forever. Don't care if he has a partner, the box wins 2. Vic Walker vs. [B]Discount Kudo[/B] Your from K Mart *clap clap clapclapclap* 3. Snuffing The Great Snub of SAMOAN PRIDE: [B]ANOTHER SAMOAN[/B] vs. The New York Doll [NYCW] He'd give BtG fits, that's for sure. 4. Rockin' Dynamite vs. [B]Assassin #147 & Stefan Parker[/B] I like 147 5. [B]Air Attack Weasel[/B] vs. Dermot O'Logical TENNIS ATTACK!

[Astil]

[QUOTE=derek_b;520267]I've always been the same, but with an American indy promotion I find it hard to give myself any real reason to use him. However, as Discount Kudo... who knows where he might show up next? :cool:[/QUOTE] Hmmm, I wonder...

[SWIFT]

He travels by shopping cart, so he could be [i]anywhere[/i] really. ...as long as he gets to the show on time.

[SWIFT]

[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]December 2008 - 1st Week - Tuesday ~ 10:58PM Pizza Stop Wrestling School (New York, New York)[/b][/color][/center] [color=green]So I came in to tape my own segment [i]The CHATO EFFECT[/i], it's a weekly talk/news segment on the official site where I discuss recent happening in LOL and get the news out. The first edition of [i]CHATO EFFECT[/i] went nicely. It airs 1st and 3rd tuesday at 11PM![/color] ================== [color=red][b]LOLZ.com: The CHATO EFFECT - Episode 1 (12/2008~WK1)[/b][/color] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/ChatoRodriguez.jpg[/IMG] [i]The scene opens with Chato Rodriguez (wearing a Phoenix II mask) behind a school desk in a dank looking room. Behind him is the LOL banner. He is fidgeting because the desk is tight and highly uncomfortable. He knows his coffee mug off the table and sighs before noticing the camera.[/i] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Hm? OH! ¡Es Risa y Lucha Indignante! ¡Es El EFECTO de CHATO! *removes mask* I'm Chato Rodriguez, the new announcer for Laughter and Outrageous Lucha and this [i]The CHATO EFFECT[/i]! [i]Your[/i] source for the latest in LOL news! First up tonight... [i]An off camera worker eases a sign that reads "Highly Offensive Comment" next to Chato.[/i] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ...that's just ghetto. [b][color=gray]Off Camera Worker:[/color][/b] Just call the news! [b]"Highly Offensive Comment"[/b] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Late last month at a meeting for our upcoming showcase, NYCW's The New York Doll made an offensive remark about ANOTHER SAMOAN's ethnic background. [quote][b]The New York Doll (NYCW):[/b] I'm excited about wrestling in LOL, you guys need to get moshed! I'll bring the fight to your f(bleep)ing doorstep and I'll but heads with ANOTHER SAMOAN...but I hope his large, rock solid dome doesn't crush mine upon impact! Cos those Samoans have f(bleep)ing hard heads for headbutting and killing sharks for shark and Spam sandwiches! [b]CROWD:[/b] Oooooooooh... [i]~Silence~[/i] [b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b] *cough* Uhh... [b]The New York Doll:[/b] ...*thinks about it a moment*...aw f(bleep)...[/quote] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] It appears The Doll has bitten off more than he can chew! NYCW and The New York Doll haven't issued any sort of release about the incident, but on ANOTHER SAMOAN's MySpace it says: [quote][b][url]www.myspace.com/samoanpride[/url][/b] HE DEAD! HE IS SOOOOOOOO DEAD!!![/quote] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Now that's a blog entry! Our next piece of news is-- [i]Another card eases into Chato's shot. It reads "Gifts To Be Given To Children".[/i] [b]"Gifts To Be Given To Children"[/b] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Pizza Delivery Boy recently issued an email to [i]The CHATO EFFECT[/i] stating that Santa Claus plans to give out gifts to children who attend the show...that's not really news. He's Santa Claus, he's supposed to bring something if he shows up right? [b][color=gray]Off Camera Worker:[/color][/b] That's what I thought when I read it. [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] That's like coming to a party and not even bringing paper plates and stuff, you know? Oh well, we have a special guest in Official Santa Claus Expert, Strong Style Shinobi who will provide his opinion on the issue. Triple S? [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] Santa Craus sucksu...very, very...uhhhh...hard. Santa Craus sucksu very, very hard. He...uhhh..is pedophire who sneaks into homes--[i]at night[/i]--and eats food. That makes him...uhhh...thief and pedophire! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Really? [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] YES! He arlso brows fire and eats children! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] [i]What[/i]? He does [i]not[/i]. [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] Who are you to doubt me?! I have brought a drawing of Santa Craus browing fire! If I may...nevermind I wirr! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Please do... [CENTER][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/SantaCraus.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Oh my... [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] He is arlso a vagrant and thief! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Really? [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] Yes! When I was rittre boy in Okinawa, Santa Craus broke entered our hidden virrage and ate arl rice! ARL RICE! Rice isn't cheap, Chato! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ...really? Because it's like $0.95 at Singh's over on-- [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] SIRENCE! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] I am not...uhhh..finished! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Sorry. [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] He eats arl rice and then touches rittre boys. *folds arms* [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ...so...you're uh, finished? [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] Yes. [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] OK, that was our Expert on Santa Claus, Strong Style Shinobi-- [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] BLAAAAAAAARGH!!! *walks off* [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ...what the hell was that? [b][color=gray]Off Camera Worker:[/color][/b] I [i]don't know[/i]! [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] *off camera* Give me money, b*tch! [b][color=gray]Man:[/color][/b] *off camera* What? [b][color=red]Strong Style Shinobi[/color][/b] *off camera* Give me money! You heard, b*tch! Give me money...or I...uhhh, f(bleep) you up, haaaardcoooore! [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ...uhhh...OK. Our final tidbit of news... [i]A board that reads "New Students Sought"[/i] [b]"New Students Sought"[/b] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Are you 17 years or older with dreams of becoming a professional wrestler? LOL will be taking in students for its 3rd Term Class in Pizza Stop. Your training will take you between December 2008 and May 2009 with the following class being taken from May 2009 to December 2009! Air Attack Weasel is here via satelite with-- [i]Dermot O'Logical walks right pass the camera, interrupting Chato.[/i] [b][color=red]Dermot O'Logical[/color]:[/b] Chato... [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] What? [b][color=red]Dermot O'Logical[/color]:[/b] Chato... [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Dermot O'Logical[/color]:[/b] Your face is [i]so[/i] grody, man. But that's [i]not[/i] why I'm here. I'm here to tell Air Attack Weasel that he crossed the line touching my face--Chato, you don't get unblemished skin by letting any pie faced knucklehead and pocked face hoodlum touch your face with their greasy fingers. Ew.. [i]Dermot squirts some moisterizer in his hand and rubs it into his face.[/i] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] O_O; [b][color=red]Dermot O'Logical[/color]:[/b] Mmm...I can feel it working and repairing my face...mmm... [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Uhh... [b][color=red]Dermot O'Logical[/color]:[/b] WEASEL! I'm going to make you gorgeous like me! The first step is perfect skin--which you do not have, obviously! Second is getting rid of those crow's feet and wrinkles from around your eyes! You are not Chuck Norris, so no...don't that to yourself. Next, we have to get rid of your drab, shabby clothes. They're an eye sore and they make blind people cry. Stop it. At "You Get Coal...NO TOYS"! There's going to be an [i]extreme makeover[/i]! Chato. [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Dermot. [i]Dermot O'Logical stands and leaves and once more walks [b]in front[/b] of the camera. Chato shakes his head then continues.[/i] [b][color=blue]Chato:[/color][/b] Ehh...details are on the website. I've been Chato Rodriguez and you've just seen [i]The CHATO EFFECT[/i]! Tune in next Tuesday! ¡Adios!

[SWIFT]

[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]Laughter and Outrageous Lucha[/b][/color] [color=green][b]December 2008 - 2nd Week - Friday ~ 3:30PM Pizza Stop Wrestling School (New York, New York)[/b][/color] [IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/ChatoRodriguez.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/FumihiroOta.jpg[/IMG][/CENTER] [color=green]I had been waiting thirty-minutes by the time Fumihiro Ota entered the office of The Pizza Stop. He'd been talking with two new students for a bit about their bumping before continuing into the room. He took a seat across from me and fold his arms. I finished cracking the last peacan before putting the nutcracker down.[/color] [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] So...what's up? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Ota, we've got a minor problem here. We've gotten emails about how offensive the segment we did was. Personally, I like it and it was fun. You speaking "Engrish" was too funny and I [i]had[/i] to keep from laughing. However, these emails said it was rude, offensive, and really low brow. A few didn't care for your comments about Santa Claus either. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Really? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Yeah. I'm guessing because it's because this is going to be a family showcase...so we're firing you. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...what? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...yeah. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...but I'm 1/3 owner of the promotion. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...really? [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Yes. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...*sighs*...well, we've got to do something. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] You were gonna fire me, you b*stard! [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Sorry? [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] *folds arms angrily* [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Anyway, I could careless about the emails. I have a plan about your next promo at the "You All Get Coal...NO TOYS" that could be funny-- [color=green]I am interrupted by "No Feelings" playing. I look around trying to find the source of the noise then feel my pocket...I check the number: "Fearless Blue".[/color] [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Meh, I'll answer it later. Anyway, the idea will have to wait because I just remembered that PDB wants you, me, and Weasel to go and find something. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...what exactly? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] A championship belt...preferrably one with a purple or blue strap. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...like the NOTBPW Women's Title? Or an AAA or BSC belt? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...actually, that NOTBPW Women's belt was the exact belt PDB had in mind. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] That's up in Canada. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Yes. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...*sniff* [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Soooo...we're going to Canada. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Yes. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...and we're gonna get the belt from Emma Bitch? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] No, actually we're gonna get it from Victoria Stone. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] From the McFly household. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Yes. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Hrm... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] What's the matter...you look sad. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Two years ago... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Oh g*d dammit, if you're gonna tell a story then I'm leaving! [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] [i]What[/i]? Sit down before I gut check you, pansy. [color=green]I sat back in my seat, humbled...[/color] [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] As I was saying, two years ago I worked a few matches in NOTBPW...and I was invited to Sean McFly's house. [quote][center][i]FLAAAAAAASHBACK January 2006 - 3rd Week - Saturday or Sunday ~ Around 2PM[/i][/center] [color=gray]Sean McFly and Fumihiro ota walk into the parlour of McFly's large house. They stop and McFly turns and smiles.[/color] [b][color=gray]Sean McFly:[/color][/b] Thanks for coming, Ota. We at NOTBPW are [i]extremely[/i] impressed with your work and Junior told me to speak with you about the Unlimited Action Title. We're considering putting the belt on you. [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Really?! [b][color=gray]Sean McFly:[/color][/b] Right...whew, I'm thirsty, man. You want a drink? [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Uhh...sure. [b][color=gray]Sean McFly:[/color][/b] Be right back. [color=gray]Ota nods and looks around. He can hear water pipes straining and what sounds like a shower down the hall. His curiousity piqued, he heads down the hall peeping in each door, finally he sees a door with steam coming from under it. He cracks it a bit and looks around. On the floor he notices discarded clothes. He sneaks inside, collects them and leaves the bathroom snickering.[/color] [b][color=gray]Sean McFly:[/color][/b] Found what you're looking for? [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...*frowns*... [b][color=gray]Sean McFly:[/color][/b] So you like collecting my sister's underwear and what have you, huh? [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...uh--well...uh...hrm... [color=gray]McFly rears back and knocks Ota out cold. When he awakens a couple of minutes later, he is face down in the snow in a bra and panties.[/color] [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] What the hell...my nose. *shivers* Why am I so cold--MY CLOTHES! WHERE ARE THEY?!! [color=gray]A young man rides up on a Penny-Farthing and stops. Ota looks up and sees a familiar face...[/color] [b][color=gray]Edd Stone:[/color][/b] Heheh...pervert. [b][color=gray]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...hrm... [color=gray]Stone rides off towards the McFly house leaving Ota walking down the frozen road in women's underwear.[/color] [/quote] [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ...you're sick, Ota. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...pssf, but I looked good though. [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Uh, anyway...you [i]do[/i] know the layout...so you're gonna be the one to go inside. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Didn't you hear? I can't go [i]inside[/i]! [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] Well you are. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Hrm... [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] We leave tomorrow morning. I'll pick you up at your house at like 9AM, [i]be ready[/i]. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] Couldn't we just [i]buy[/i] a belt? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] We're low on cash, sorry. [b][color=red]Fumihiro Ota:[/color][/b] ...then why don't just [i]not[/i] get a belt until we have cash? [b][color=blue]Me:[/color][/b] *sighs* I'm just messenger, ask PDB. [color=green]Ota stood up and left the room, not looking forward to the trip at all. I resumed cracking peacans, but couldn't eat them...the disturbing image of Ota in women's underwear had rattled me and I was no longer looking forward to eating them. I sighed and looked over the card...I'll have to email PDB and Triple S about my plans for the show.[/color]

[SWIFT]

[center][IMG]http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq275/CVerse/LOL/LOLZ.png[/IMG] [color=red][b]LOL "You All Get Coal...NO TOYS!" December 2008 - 3rd Week - Saturday Bell Time: 7PM ~ All Ages Show The Weston Gymnasium (300) 200 Fans[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]The show opens with Pizza Delivery Boy and Chato Rodriguez in the ring with Santa Claus. The ring is designed with candy canes, a chair, and tables with bowls of mints on them. The three are shaking hands and PDB introduces him to the crowd.[/color] [color=blue][b]Chato Rodriguez:[/b][/color] Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to [i]You All Get Coal...NO TOYS[/i]--but don't worry because with me I have a man who needs no introduction. All the way from the North Pole, SANTAAAAAA CLAAAAAAAUS!!! [color=blue]A good crowd pop for the big man in red. Santa climbs the middle turnbuckle and waves to the crowd.[/color] [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] HOHOHO! Thank you, Chato! I know you've been a good boy this year! [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Thank you, Chato for that hearty introduction! Ladies and gentlemen--and children, Santa Claus is here to give out gifts to the first 20 children to get to the show! So if your number is between 1 and-- [color=blue]Before PDB can finish, [i]It's F**king Happy Time[/i] by Tiger Junkies blares over the PA. At the entrance way stands Strong Style Shinobi--probably sneering behind his mask. He heads down to the ring and PDB scoffs, annoyed by Strong Style Shinobi appearing to ruin [i]something else[/i].[/color] [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] Don't rorr your eyes, Pizza Boy! IT'S F**KIN' HAPPY TIME!!! [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] You vulgar sonovab*tch! THERE'S CHILDREN IN G*DDAMN AUDIENCE! [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] Whoa-hohoho, Pizza Delivery Boy watch that language or you'll go on the naughty li-- [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] SIRENCE!!! [color=blue]SSS climbs into the ring and looks across the ring at Santa, PDB, and Chato--who climbs out of the ring.[/color] [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] What's your name little boy, want to sit and tell Santa what you want for Christmas? Hohoho! [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] ...*points at the big red sack in the corner* I want arr your f*cking presents...or...or...that erderly b*tch in the front row gets it! *pulls a shiv* [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] What are you some urchin from the streets of old England? You're gonna take the gifts back to the Friar or something, Oliver Twist? [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] Shut up, Pizza Boy or I cut you up haaaaardcoooore! [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] Now, now there has to be some peaceful solution to your quarrel, boys. Hohoho! [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] Yeah there is, give me the f*cking gifts or I cut [i]you[/i] up haaaaardcoooore! *shanks the air* [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] *sadly*...hohoho... [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] I got a solution. You and me, tonight in a [b]Lucha Grande[/b] match! The winner takes all the presents. You in, Strong Style Shinobi? [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] ...arl the gifts? [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Yeah, "arl" the gifts. [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] You've got a dearl! [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] Good! [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] Good...see that's moderately peaceful! [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] SIRENCE! [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] ... [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] ... [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] ...*still cutting his eyes at Santa*...b*tches. [color=blue]SSS takes a handful of cookies and mints and stuff them in his pockets. He then takes [i]more mints[/i] and heads towards the ropes, he notices a candy cane sitting up and stabs it with his shiv.[/color] [color=blue][b]Pizza Delivery Boy:[/b][/color] O_O [color=green][b]Santa Claus:[/b][/color] O_O [color=red][b]Strong Style Shinobi:[/b][/color] ...b*tches! [color=blue]A fog starts to build from under the ring and SSS darts to the back. Looks like there's a match on for tonight![/color] [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=brown][b]D+[/b][/color][/center] In the first match of the evening, the team of [b]Yankee Red and Cardboard Box Monster[/b] faced off against [b]Leather Rebel and Tommy Sanders[/b]. The match was moderately paced with Cardboard Box Monster scaring the Battle Coordinator into allowing him to stay in the ring. The whole time, he provided little assistance to Yankee Red aside from the hard, 400lbs. punch to whomever ventured into his corner. During the duration of the match, offense was heavily in Rebel and Sanders' favor, with Red managing to work over Rebel's leg with a figure four leglock held in for what seemed like an eternity! Yankee Red went for the tag out to CBM, but Battle Coordinator Jonathan Taylor told Red that CBM had to be holding the tag rope. Yankee Red downed Leather Rebel with a pretty weak superkick then quickly put the rope over Cardboard Box Monster's shoulder. He followed up with the tag, but CBM didn't move. Taking advantage, Leather Rebel rushed over with a big dropkick, knocking CBM into the corner. He attempted to get up, but his knee was shot. CBM wasn't moving, motionless in the corner...Yankee Red pushed CBM over onto Leather Rebel and rushed into the stop Tom Sanders. The Coordinator pounds the mat for the three and Yankee Red and Cardboard Box Monster pick up the pinfall victory. [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E+[/b][/color][/center] After the ring was cleared, the show moved right on to match two on the card: [b]Vic Walker vs. Discount Kudo[/b]. While Sleazy Vic came to the ring in the latest fashions from Europe, Discount Kudo came out in his tattered Hooded Kudo-like mask with the skullcap attached. Instead of a fancy silk robe, he worn probably the most stained, dingy trenchcoat I've seen. In any case, the match featured much more action than the previous bout, but didn't garner as much response from the crowd. Sleazy Vic was very aggressive, resorting to brawling tactics to put his opponent off his mat based game, however the filthy, smelly, homeless Discount Kudo kept his cool and wrestled the match on his terms, keeping the bout paced. After taking out Sleazy Vic's knees with a solid dropkick, Discount Kudo finished him off with a [b]Glittering Ragamuffin[/b] for the pinfall victory. [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]F+[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]Air Attack Weasel is in the ring preparing to tell everyone why he enjoys Christmas. However, before he can even start [i]Sex and Candy[/i] by Marcy Playground hits. Dermot O'Logical comes out smirking. Weasel sneers and folds his arms.[/color] [color=red][b]Dermot O'Logical:[/b][/color] MERRY CHRISTMAS, AIR ATTACK WANNABE! I bring tidings...and [i]gifts[/i]. [color=blue][b]Air Attack Weasel:[/b][/color] ...I [i]hate[/i] you. With all my soul, Dermot...I really, [i]really[/i] hate you... [color=red][b]Dermot O'Logical:[/b][/color] *sadly*...but I brought presents! [color=blue]Dermot climbs into the ring and offers Weasel the gift. Weasel continues looking at Dermot who just shakes the gift as if making it more inviting. Out of nowhere, Air Attack Weasel heel kicks it out of Dermot O'Logical's hands![/color] [color=red][b]Dermot O'Logical:[/b][/color] YOU JERK! THAT WAS $60 IN SKINCARE FOR YOUR GREASY FACE! [color=blue]Weasel begins stomping on the gift angrily before kicking it out of the ring. Dermot immediately begins brawling with Weasel furiously! Several wrestlers and refs come out to break the two up and seperate them. Dermot O'Logical tells everyone to stop touching him and not to touch his FACE. Air Attack Weasel still wants a piece of Dermot, but is being held in the corner.[/color] [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=brown][b]D[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]The scene cuts backstage to the lockeroom where Stefan Parker and Assassin #147 are standing by.[/color] [color=red][b]Assassin #147:[/b][/color] Tonight we're facin' Dynamite Rockin'! I reckon they ain't ready for Assassin #147 and "The Present" Stefan Parker--but we're ready for you, boys! Stefan, tell 'em what the deal is! [color=red][b]Stefan Parker:[/b][/color] Well Assy, here's the deal... [color=red][b]Assassin #147:[/b][/color] "Assy"? [color=red][b]Stefan Parker:[/b][/color] Dynamite Rockin' are just a blast from the past...a time where men--[i]and[/i] women--wore spandex pants on a regular basis, hairspray sales were high, and it was cool to add "THE MAX" on the end of sentences. This isn't 1984, Dynamite Dil...this isn't the Sunset Strip, Rockin' Rex. No, you can't pour sugar on me Dynamite Rockin'! But Assy and I will do you one better and put the bullet in this bad retro trip once and for all! [color=red][b]Assassin #147:[/b][/color] TO THE MAAAAAAAX!!! [color=red][b]Stefan Parker:[/b][/color] ... [color=red][b]Assassin #147:[/b][/color] ... [color=red][b]Stefan Parker:[/b][/color] ...no. [color=red][b]Assassin #147:[/b][/color] *sadly* ...awww... [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E[/b][/color][/center] The third match saw a visibly upset [b]ANOTHER SAMOAN[/b] run roughshod on NYCW's own [b]The New York Doll[/b]. The Doll put up some offense, but his brawling couldn't match ANOTHER SAMOAN's rage as he merely tossed him about with suplexes and even busted him open with a headbutt (please hold jokes). In the end--in a desperate attempt--The New York Doll came off the top rope with cross body block! However, ANOTHER SAMOAN caught him and [i]drilled[/i] him spine first with a [b]Samoan Drop[/b] for the three count. Afterwards, ANOTHER SAMOAN sneered at The Doll and kicked at his head disrespectfully. [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]F+[/b][/color][/center] The fourth match of the evening was a tag team bout between [b]Dynamite Rockin'[/b] (the team of [b]Dynamite Dil[/b] and [b]Rockin' Rex[/b]) and [b]"Present" Stefan Parker[/b] and [b]Assassin #147[/b]. It was a match that should've focused on the young grapplers' abilities, but instead became something resembling a train wreck with Rex, Dil, and Stefan all trying to shine with dives and fancy counters--will Dil and Stefan for the most part anyway--the match featured an amazing moonsault to the outside from the top turnbuckle from Dynamite Dil. Not to be outdone, Stefan hit a high speed tope, knocking #147 and Dil into the audience. The finest spot of the match had to be the tower suplex thanks to Stefan Parker and Assassin #147. No matter how much was delivered, Dynamite Dil and Rockin' Rex [i]still[/i] couldn't be put out. Finally, with Dil down on the outside, Rex dazed in the corner, and Stefan telling the ref that something had flown in his eye, Assassin #147 climbed into the ring and delivered a [i]highly illegal[/i]--by LOL's rules--[b]Piledriver[/b] on the recovering Rex. Stefan "staggered" over and covered the KO'd Rex for the pinfall victory! [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]While Assassin #147 and Stefan Parker celebrate, Dil rushes in to see about Rex. Stefan notices this and grabs Dil by the hair--and blasts him with a [b]Reverse DDT[/b]! Both Rex and Dil are out in the ring while Stefan Parker smirks as the damage done.[/color] [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E-[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]Strong Style Shinobi is backstage in his silk black robe reading the wrestling publication [i]The Ryland Effect[/i]. He notices the camera and puts down the rag.[/color] [color=red][b]SSS:[/b][/color] The [i]Year End[/i] issue. Bunch...uhh...of sh** without a...uh...Power 100! An even bigger bunch of sh** is...uhhh...Pizza Derivery Boy! He's a bunch of sh** you can't wash, wipe, or uhhh...frush. You can onry reave him out so that he freezes and turns...uhhh...charky rite! Tonight, I'm trying something new! I won't frush him. I won't wipe him. I won't even wash him out of the ring. I'm going to ruin his sh** with the Yakuza Kick! I'm going to leave him a crumpred heap after the Ninja Strike...and...uhh...I'rl reave with arl the presents! Grorious presents arl MINE! *laughs sinisterly* [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=brown][b]D[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]The scene fades to Pizza Delivery Boy stretching in the back.[/color] [color=blue][b]PDB:[/b][/color] To say I'm going to give this match any less than my best would be blasphemous. Anyone who knows me knows that I give 110% and some change in every bout...this is no different. The only thing is that we're going two out of three and there are gifts--gifts to be given to little children who have been nothing but good this year--on the line. I'm going to do everything I can to make sure that they're not let down...and in the process I'll halt Shinobi's reign of terror once and for all! [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=orange][b]C-[/b][/color][/center] Our new semi-main event--and previously main event--saw [b]Air Attack Weasel[/b] clash with [b]Dermot O'Logical[/b] in a heated brawl that saw Weasel attempt to use high flying to his advantage early on. It proved somewhat effective, but Dermot's brawling really provided a great deal of offense. The match even moved out into the crowd with Dermot tossing Weasel into a row of fans then returning to the ring for the count out. The match resumed as Weasel returned to the ring. The momentum shifted after Dermot O'Logical attempted a spinebuster, but caught a stiff DDT for his troubles. The match was all in Weasel's court for the remainder of the match, but he fell prey to a ref block--knocking the referee out cold. Dermot quickly took advantage and blasted Weasel with the moisterizing creme, blinding him. He rolled Weasel up and the ref--convienently coming to--counted the three. [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=brown][b]D-[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]Dermot O'Logical has Air Attack Weasel down and blinded. He begins stomping on him and goes to grab a chair. When he returns to deliver the killing blow, Pizza Delivery Boy hits the ring! Dermot bails out, leaving the chair and jaws off at PDB. Pizza Delivery Boy checks Air Attack Weasel and shakes his head in disgust of Dermot's actions.[/color] [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E+[/b][/color] [color=red][b]MAIN EVENT[/b][/color][/center] The main event of the evening is a [b]Lucha Grande[/b] match in which the winner of the match either by two falls to one or two straight falls wins. [b]Strong Style Shinobi[/b] stares down [b]Pizza Delivery Boy[/b] before the bell sounds signaling the start of the match. The ring girl walks in with the "1ST" card then climbs out. [center][b]Primera Caída[/b][/center] The first fall was a furious blur of speed and counters as PDB turned up the heat on SSS! He ducked a Super Kick and caught SSS with a kick of his own, slowing the match up a bit. However, SSS turned the speed back up after a few moments and went back on the attack. PDB reversed a German Suplex attempt and went for one of his own, however SSS reversed it into a rear gutwrench. [i]Once more[/i] PDB reversed it into a rear gutwrench and scored a [i]HUGE[/i] release German Suplex for the two. Pizza Delivery Boy hoisted Strong Style Shinobi up and quickly SSS fell to the mat cupping his junk. The referee rushed over to see what PDB had done. SSS rolls on the mat in pain and crawls away holding himself. He points at PDB and continues writhing on the mat in pain. The referee runs over to SSS and holds hand up, awarding him the fall via DQ! First fall goes to SSS (1-0)! [center][b]Segunda Caída[/b][/center] After a one-minute break, Pizza Delivery Boy kicks the second fall off by taking SSS down in hopes of a heavily mat-based fight. SSS is also competent on the mat and manages to get out of most of the holds PDB locks in either by strength or ring presence. The match slowly moves to a vertical base and resembles a more regular match. Once more PDB takes SSS down and locks on an ankle lock! SSS struggles to get to the ropes, but manages to break the hold! PDB keeps the hold locked in for until five before breaking. The duration of the second fall sees him work over Strong Style Shinobi's knee. After the match gets back to a vertical footing once more, SSS--in desperation--goes for the Super Kick. PDB catches it and locks in the ankle lock once more! SSS--in the center of the ring--taps out posthaste. Second fall goes to PDB (1-1)! [center][b]Tercera Caída[/b][/center] After another one-minute break, the clock is started from the last stop and the action resumes. The third fall is a slow build up from the slow paced mat work of the second fall, continuing off of that into the fast paced hold-counter hold action of the first. The two had the crowd on its feet with a very near fall after SSS's [b]Ninja Strike[/b]. Pizza Delivery Boy locked on the [b]Spaghetti Lock[/b], but even with all his limbs tied, SSS managed to break the hold. The match soon went into lucha territory with dives to the outside from both men. The biggest dive came from Pizza Delivery Boy after a shooting star press from the top turnbuckle to the outside onto SSS! As PDB managed heavy offense, SSS managed a temporary blinding tactic, clawing PDB's eyes! He took a jar from his gi and threw it down outside the ring. Slowly, smoke began to billow from under the ring as PDB came back with a Lumbar Puncture for the two. He noticed the smoke, but continued the match anyway. As the match progressed, the smoke got heavier and heavier, but didn't hinder the two's performance. The match returned to the ring moments later and PDB locked SSS in the center of the ring with the [b]Spaghetti Lock[/b]! Dermot O'Logical rushes to the ring and the referee meets him at the apron. From under the ring, a man dressed in black emerges from the smoke and climbs into the ring. He catches PDB with a hard kick to the back of the head before disappearing. PDB releases the hold and slumps to the mat in a heap, SSS crawls over and covers PDB. The referee sees the fall and counts the final three. Strong Style Shinobi wins the final fall and the match (2-1)! [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=orange][b]C-[/b][/color][/center] [color=blue]After the match, Strong Style Shinobi, the mystery man, and Dermot O'Logical all begin stomping on Pizza Delivery Boy. Air Attack Weasel slides in and makes the save swinging a chair, but missing them all. SSS sneers, but sees his prize. He bundles it up and with the mystery man, continues towards the back. On his way, Strong Style Shinobi sees a child crying. He looks remorseful and reaches into the sack to give her a doll. The child reaches out for it, but SSS rips the doll's head off and cackles sinisterly! The child cries and SSS and the mysterious stranger continues on their merry way. Needless to say, tonight belonged to the rudos.[/color] [center][b]Rating:[/b] [color=red][b]E-[/b][/color][/center] [b]FINAL RATING:[/b] [color=brown][b]D+[/b][/color] [quote][color=red][b]QUICK RESULTS[/b][/color] 1. Yankee Red & [b]Cardboard Box Monster (8:46 Splash) Leather Rebel[/b] & Tom Sanders 2. Discount Kudo [b](7:33 Glittering Ragamuffin)[/b] Vic Walker 3. [b]Snuffing The Great Snub of SAMOAN PRIDE:[/b] ANOTHER SAMOAN [b](4:44 Samoan Drop)[/b] The New York Doll 4. [b]Stefan Parker[/b] & Assassin #147 [b](10:31 Pinfall)[/b] Dynamite Dil & [b]Rockin' Rex[/b] 5. Dermot O'Logical [b](12:31 Roll-Up)[/b] Air Attack Weasel 6. [b]Lucha Grande:[/b] Strong Style Shinobi [b](26:02 2-1)[/b] Pizza Delivery Boy -[b]Primera Caída:[/b] Strong Style Shinobi [b](9:42 DQ)[/b] Pizza Delivery Boy -[b]Segunda Caída:[/b] Pizza Delivery Boy [b](16:01 Ankle Lock)[/b] Strong Style Shinobi -[b]Tercera Caída:[/b] Strong Style Shinobi [b](26:02 Pinfall)[/b] Pizza Delivery Boy [/quote]

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Decided that this type of write-up took waaaaay too long so I'll have to use some other sort of thing that I use to. Will be putting up news for the upcoming shows next.