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  1. 1. Head Booker for WWE

    • Vince Russo
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    • Steve Austin
      3
    • Christoper Nolan (Batman writer)
      15
    • Bischoff
      4
    • Heyman
      14
    • Gabe Sapolsky
      10
    • Jim Cornette
      1
    • Dave Prazak
      1
    • The Rock
      7
    • Hulk Hogan
      2
    • Bret Hart
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    • Macho Man
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Vince walks into the board room and sits down at the head of the table, everyone is calm and silent as they know today is cut day, it is the last meeting of the year and it is the day people are released and ideas are given about next year and who could possibly be a break out star, many of the big names are in the room such as Shane, Stephanie, Paul L., John Laurinaitis, Christopher DeJoseph, Brian Gewirtz, Michael Hayes, Ed Koskey, Pat Patterson, Michael Pavone, Dusty Rhodes, and even Freddie Prinze Jr. along with many others who were standing in the back

 

Guys,…… I’m not going to lie, this was the worst year the WWE has had since WCW wiped the floor with us. Stock fell, ratings were down, and the storylines, I mean I just don’t know what to say.

 

The room sits in silence as Vince keeps talking

 

Okay, so let’s look at storylines that happened this year, Kane vs Mysterio, well if either one of them had Main Event cred still you guys found a way to kill it with this storyline!

 

Vince looks up from his paper but still no one talks

 

You know after I look at all of this the only storyline besides Flair’s retirement that worked was Shawn and Chris Jericho! What the hell happened to us, we went from the best wrestling company in the world to struggling to keep our rating for Raw over 3.0, and instead of sitting here and shouting out ideas and saying thing, you all sit here like you guys got your da*n brains sucked out of your ******* heads, do you not realize that this our livelihood, our money maker, the thing that keeps food on your tables?

 

Vince stands up from his chair and walks around and stands behind Michael Hayes

 

I mean Hayes, your biggest headline this year, was getting suspended for remarks you made, Christopher yours in getting into a yellow t-back and dancing, none of you have done anything this year, no storylines that were worth investing in,……. nothing! Hell we even screwed up my storyline!

 

As Vince looks around trying to see if anyone had anything to say.

 

And yet you all sit here with no words coming out of those mouths,……. so you have lead me to make a decision that will either take this company back to its glory or ultimately take us down to the level of TNA and ROH

 

Finally someone speak, none other than Mr. Prinze Jr.

 

And what is that Vince?

 

Vince walks back to his chair and slams his fist into the desk

 

Effective today the WWE is in the market for a new Head Booker, a man with vision, with passion, and with the balls to tell me NO!

 

Shane looks up looks around and speaks

 

So who is he?

 

Well there is the great thing…… I want you guys to name me some names right now and I will interview them, BUT! No one who works for us right now

 

Patterson speaks up

 

Now Vince I don’t think that will be nessacary just give us one more year, we can turn things around!

 

Patterson, as much as I would love to agree….I…I...I just can’t we have been in a tailspin for two years now

 

Can we name anyone?

 

Anyone!

 

People start naming off names

 

Gabe Sapolsky!

Heyman!

Bischoff!

Austin!

Cornette!

Russo!

Gabe!

Dwayne!

Hulk!

Bret!

Savage!

Prazak!

 

The names keep pouring out until everyone stops saying names as Paul stood up and said a name

 

Christopher Nolan!

 

Who?

 

It’s a joke he, we’ll never get him but, he did the new batman series.

 

Okay, well I guess those were good names

 

Vince gives a disgruntled face

 

I will have them all come in an interview and we will find out who will take over for the position…… I hope!?!?!?!?

 

Vince stands up and walks out of the room as the door shut Paul his overheard saying

 

Well, it looks like a new ERA in the WWE!

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Mr. McMahon?

 

Yes Julie!

 

I have called the list of people you wanted.

 

And?

 

Um, well most of them laughed!

 

What the hell am I paying you for if you can’t even get people I need to talk to in my office?

 

Mr. McMahon!

 

What!?!?

 

They are all going to interview

 

Wait, than why did they all laugh

 

Well, they didn’t believe that you would call

 

Alright, what is the schedule?

 

Um……

 

Russo is 10 am to 12 pm

Austin 1 to 1:30 pm

Bischoff 2 till 3pm

Heyman 5 to 6 pm

Sapolsky 7:30 till 8:45 pm

Cornette 9:00 till 9:45 pm

Prazak 10 till 10:30 pm

 

Then on Wednesday

 

Dwayne 11 am till 1

Hogan 3 to 4

Hart 6 till 7pm

And Mr. Nolan 9 till 11pm

 

Alright, well let’s hope for the best then

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Vince Russo walks into the WWE conference room where he is met with the stern face of Vince McMahon

 

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Vinny baby, oh how I’ve missed ya

 

Sit Russo, You know why your hear right?

 

Of course, you want to give me my job back…

 

Not quite…. See Russo, yes, I am looking for a new head booker, but it doesn’t mean you are my man

 

Then why am I here

 

An interview, see you might not be my man, and god knows I don’t want it to be, but there is a chance you could have some ideas so for the next…. Jesus Christ we still have an hour and fifty minutes…. Mental note fire Julie…. But so until noon you can pitch me ideas

 

Russo looks at his watch and then pulls out a piece of paper

 

Okay so Vince we both know that wrestling isn’t what it use to be, I mean the Austin’s and the Rock's and others are all gone, they aren’t wrestling anymore, but we have a bunch of new guys who could replace them, I mean you guys could have built the Batista and Cena storyline more, even though personally I think you should have waited on it

 

But that can all be fixed, you have two Hardy and Cena as your world champion, but then you start to destroy people like MVP and Kennedy it starts to hurt you, my idea is to sign three big names off the block and put them on the three brands, one each……

 

As time continues to click McMahon looks at his watch a notices there is only a minute left

 

Whoa man time flew by, listen Russo I really didn’t want this interview, but you gave some great ideas, and I hate to say this, but if I gave you the position I would feel comfortable about it

 

So I got the job then buddy!?!

 

No, well at least not yet, there are still more people to talk to, but your first event if you get hired will be the Royal Rumble

 

The Rumble, but that gives no time to make storylines building up to the Rumble

 

Well I don’t know if you’ve been watching but we don’t have any real storylines as of right now, now good day Vince

 

Yeah you to

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Vince sat in his office and wrote down some of his own ideas; he started to get bored though and still had about 10 minutes before Austin would be there, so Vince got the great idea to pinch one off real quick

 

He went onto his computer and went to a porn site and started to have fun, but right as he hits his favorite time Austin walks in and Vince stumbles around to hide what he was doing

 

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Um, I’m just going to go on with my day like I never saw what I just saw

 

As Vince fixes his desk

 

Ah, err, saw what?

 

Yeah, so moving on, how you doing Vince

 

Austin extends his hand but quickly pulls it back before Vince can extend his

 

So, Steve how have you been?

 

Fine, just shooting movies and relaxing, went hunting last week, caught a deer, man Vince I’ll tell you… I was about 3 clicks away, loaded that sucker up aimed right to the forehead, and boom, shoot that sucker clean through the head, he never saw it coming

 

Well that’s exciting, but onto business, see Austin there is no doubt that you were a part of one of the biggest ERA’s of wrestling, the attitude ERA, you Dwayne, Foley, Taker, and Paul did things that at that time just weren’t proper, and man did it sell, but now we have entered into a new age

 

Yeah, the boring pieces of crap, make you want to sit down and eat with the family instead, type crap…. See Vince you keep shoving these big men who can’t wrestle or cut a promo worth a lick of spit down the fans throats and they are turning off the TV or at least watching other shows. So now your creative team aint worth shirt either and you don’t know what to do, so you brought me in, Stone Cold Steve Austin to see if I had any ideas

 

Well close, I want you to interview for the Head Booking job here at the WWE

 

See that would be great but then I would have to run everything by you

 

Not anymore, I mean I would still like things to be ran by me, and I’ll still give my opinion on things, but also this is all up to the new head booker

 

So no answering to you?

 

Nope

 

At All?

 

Correct

 

So if I wanted to put the title on Hornswoggle you would let me?

 

Well I guess, as long as the ratings go up or well at this point don’t drop anymore!

 

Well then, this should be a fun time

 

My ideas are

 

 

Austin proceeds to talk about what he plans to do, first he would hire a writer and some other people to help him out as he doesn’t know how to do the business aspect of wrestling but he would do an on air personality or talent, not sure what yet, as time ticks away Vince is intrigued by what Austin says

 

So what do you think?

 

Well, right now I must say it’s better than Russo

 

Russo! You had that no neck son of a b*tch in here?

 

Well yeah, not my idea, it was the creative staffs decision, same with you

 

Vince if Russo ever got hired here again I would never come back

 

Okay, I’ll make note of that, but any who it looks like it’s about time for you to go…. Oh and like I told Russo, your first event will be the Royal Rumble

 

Rumble….. That sounds okay to me……. Oh and Vince

 

As Austin gets up and opens the door to leave

 

Yeah?

 

This little thing right here on the door is called a lock, and its purpose in life is to lock people out when you are having

 

Austin coughs

 

Important meetings, if you catch my drift

 

Drift caught!

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Honey I’m home

 

I figure dressed in jeans and a biker jacket walks in

 

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Some parts of me still think this was a horrible idea

 

Vince why is this a horrible idea, I mean come on the two men who brought the Monday Night Wars to the world in the same building, again!

 

See think of this, you Vince McMahon take control over Raw, I take over Smackdown, hell you could even bring back Heyman and give him ECW and we have a civil war, bringing back the Monday Night War just in a different format

 

So a rebirth of the Monday Night Wars in just a different format?

 

Yeah!

 

Interesting but how would you do this, by bringing back WCW taking over Smackdown and the WWE and Vince McMahon can’t do anything about it?

 

Well, uhm, yeah!

 

I don’t know, I mean we tried it with the invasion

 

Yeah but Vince they didn’t get a whole show, they only got some air time

 

What else you got

 

Eric starts to pitch different ideas but as his hour ticks down Vince starts to get him out of the office

 

Eric I must admit you still have a mind for the business, I’ll be in touch!

 

Eric walks out and Vince writes down some notes on his pad of paper

 

O and Vince

 

Yes Eric?

 

Chow babe

 

What a fruit

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The door opens and Heyman sits down quickly

 

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Well Vince I must say, I never thought I would be back in this office again

 

Neither did I Paul, but you are and you are still one of the best at coming up with storylines, and well it seems like we don’t know how to do that anymore

 

So you are ready to hand over the sh*tty WWE creative staff over to me?

 

If you do well in this interview it’s a possibility

 

Well let’s get to it

 

See Vince you need to build up ECW, they don’t need more than an hour, it would be nice but they don’t, but you need to let me have ECW and make it the way it needs to be, a dirty, sexy, wrestling promotion that doesn’t know the limits, and to steal from TNA, it keeps crossing that line, besides that we need to build up new talent, Raw and Smackdown, well let’s face they are getting old, TNA and ROH are bringing in new young talent, we are trying but you stop it very quickly if things don’t pan out

 

 

As Heyman keeps talking Vince keeps writing on his pad, Heyman then gets up and starts to walk out

 

Wait where are you going?

 

Well Vince, my time is up, and I have other things to do

 

Alright well, just to let you know if you get the job the Rumble would be your first show

 

The Rumble, okay that sounds acceptable

 

Heyman leaves and Vince looks impressed

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Vince hears a knock at his door

 

“Come in”

 

A nervous head pops in

 

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“Ah, Mr. Sapolsky, please come in”

 

“Good evening Mr. McMahon” Gabe said nervously

 

“Please Gabe, its Vince, and why are you so nervous, from what I hear from Heyman and many others you are a great booker”

 

“Well I guess, but I mean this is the WWE, I would finically set myself for awhile here, plus I have never worked with a roster who were as well known like your talent is, I have always used independent talent”

 

“Like CM Punk, Colt Cabana, and Matt Sydal?”

 

“Well yes, but it is different here, your requirements are so high, I mean, well it’s just, I book in a very different fashion!”

 

“Listen Gabe I understand that, and even if you don’t get this job I still want to hear what you have, because if I remember right you did almost everything for ECW and I need people like that in the company!”

 

“Okay, well Vince I think Raw and Smackdown should be completely different, Raw is your bigger brand and it should be kept like that by having your big names on it, but Smackdown should be used for wrestling, I would like to bring in the likes of Brent Albright, Bryan Danielson, and many others from ROH, even taking ROH and making it a developmental area, they are better known than FCW and they focus more on the wrestling aspect, then ECW have a mix of young wrestlers and a vets but bring back some of the ECW style……..”

 

As Gabe keeps speaking Vince never seems like he is day dreaming, even asking questions about things, Gabe and Vince got along really well during the whole process

 

“Well Gabe, sad to say our time is up, but I really like what I heard, you have ideas that could take WWE were it has never touched before, I still have a couple more interviews but you will definitely be hearing back from me”

 

“Alright, well thank you Mr. McMahon for your time, and I’ll be waiting for your call”

 

“Gabe, last thing”

 

“Yes”

 

“Your first event if you land the job will be the Rumble, so start writing it up”

 

“Alright”

 

 

 

Vince gets a buzz from his intercom

 

“Vince”

 

“What Julie”

 

“Mr. Cornette and Prazak have called and cancelled, I’m sorry”

 

“It’s okay Julie, Cornette is a crappy booker anyways, and Prazak I don’t know much about”

 

“Okay then, can I get you anything”

 

“Yeah I need you to go and grab the contract”

 

“Oh, did you find your person”

 

“Not yet but I’m close”

 

“Well, okay then”

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Vince is sitting in his office trying to figure out who should be his next head booker, he is also trying to figure out if they should start booking sooner

 

All of these questions keep burning into his head until Julie buzzes in and informs him Mr. Johnson is there to see him

 

 

Send him Julie

 

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Dwayne, man it's been what, since the Hall of Fame since I have seen you right?

 

Yeah Vince, listen I just wanted to come face to face and tell you I am not interested in the job!

 

Why?

 

Vince, I'm a movie star now, and I have fun doing it!

 

See I thought you might say that and I came up with a compromise, What if you,The Great One, didn't have to go on the road anymore, WWE paid for all of your travel expense and you never did house shows

 

Vince, the bumps, the bruise

 

Dwayne, didn't you get hurt in the filming of Gridiron Gang?

 

Yeah, but that was a weird accident

 

I am just saying, we are willing to pay for your travel expense, not make you work house shows, and give you a whole month off every year, paid

 

Paid!?! Vince I am making millions for working 90 days at a time

 

I'll give you 50% merchandise and Cut of the PPV,

 

Vince come on I'm going to say no

 

How about a million dollars a year, and you only work 60 to 70 days a year, plus all that other stuff, and I throw in bonus, and we go get you endorsements, think about it, only working 60 to 70 days will give you the time to still shot movies, and still make another pay check on the side

 

See, it's not all about the money, some of it has to do with the aches and pains

 

Dwayne I have offered all I can, here take the contract home and you right down what you believe would be fair for your services, if you send the contract back signed I will be happy, if not I will understand

 

But Dwayne, remember

 

Vince gets up and walks over towards Dwayne

 

Millions of the Rock's fans chanting his name.... Rocky....Rocky....Rocky, the people's eyebrow being raised, the electricity in the air... Man it's giving me goose bumps right now

 

 

Vince, you can defiantly sell people, but I'm sorry I came out here, wasted your time and never even wanted to interview for the position, I just felt like it was right for me to decline in person

 

Hey, it's okay, but please, go out a think about the contract?

 

Alright I will, but I'm not making any promises

 

Thank you

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Knock Knock

 

 

“Come in”

 

 

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“Man, Vince McMahon and the man who made wrestling what it is today!”

 

 

“Good afternoon Terry”

 

“What ya gonna do brothe.....”

 

“Not today Terry”

 

“Um, listen I guess what are your ideas”

 

 

Vince looks scared to hear what Hulk has to say

 

“Well I figured we could.... ahhh.... build people, make some storylines, throw some matches together, you know what head bookers do”

 

 

Vince looks dumbfounded

 

“Alright, well thank you Terry I guess I will be in touch”

 

“No problem brother!”

 

 

As Terry walks out Vince says to himself

 

“Did he really just do that?”

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Vince starts to ponder on different things,well at least until he hears his stomach growling

 

 

“Man, I need to eat something” Vince mumbles as he rubs his belly

 

 

Vince gets up from his chair and proceeds toward the door, just as Vince opens the door Bret Hart begins to knock, but there is no door for him to knock on, only Vince's face

 

 

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“Oh, sorry Vince” Bret says in a sarcastic voice

 

“Well, Bret if you had a problem with me, you could have just told me instead of knocking on my head” Vince replies back to Bret with a chuckle

 

Bret even cracks a smiles

 

“Where are you going, I thought we had an appointment” as Bret looks down at his watch “I'm not late am I?”

 

“No we do, it's just I'm really hungry and I need something to eat...... Would you care to join, we can talk over supper?”

 

“Yeah sure I just got off the plane about an hour ago and you know how plane food is” Hart pauses and thinks

 

“Well I guess never mind, you have the jet, but where are we going?”

 

“Chili's?”Vince says quickly towards Hart

 

“Chili's, you mean a man who is a Multi Millionaire, almost a Billionaire, wants to eat at Chili's!” Bret looks puzzled as he cannot believe Vince McMahon would eat at Chili's

 

“Yeah, they have a great Chili's Classic Steak, 8oz of pure joy in my mouth!” Vince response with a little drool coming from his mouth

 

“Well, as long as you're paying?”

 

“Sure”

 

 

The two men walk out of the Titan Tower and get into a Rolls Royce limo that takes them to the closest Chili's

 

When the two men arrive they instantly get bum bared by people wanting pictures and autographs and even ask if Bret is coming back to the WWE which Vince replies

 

“Never say never!”

 

When they get inside Vince ask if they can be put in a section by themselves, even saying he would give each person an extra hundred dollars and one thousand to the restaurant so they are not bothered, the waitress agrees and prepares their section for the two men

 

“Right this way gentlemen,” the hostess tells them

 

She takes them to a table that can't not been seen from a window or the door

 

“Here you guys go, and your waitress tonight will be Jen”

 

She walks away and the to men start to talk while they read their menus

 

“She was cute” Vince says right off the bat

 

“Yeah and also 17”

 

“Are you sure, well I guess I could give her my card and she could become a diva one day.... speaking of divas how would you fix that division?”

 

Vince gives Bret his first question as the waitress comes over and they give their orders, then Bret sits and thinks and replies with

 

“Well I think they need to be separated correctly, if you are going to have a Women's division and a Divas division then you need to place the people in the correct one, like Candice and Kelly and Jillian are divas, Nattie, Victoria, should be in the Women's division, and give Nattie back her name, I understand why you gave her Natalya, but you need to play off the fact see his a Hart and not just let people think it”

 

Bret pauses as the drinks come to them and takes a quick sip

 

“And we keep hearing about the new Heart Foundation, well let's do it, it could work, we bring in Jim and let him be the mouth, bring back Teddy, even though he has problems he should be okay with Jim and I there”

 

Vince coughs as he was going to try to say something but didn't get his drink down fast enough

 

“Well what about your kids?”

 

“Well Blade and Dallas are teaming together around Canada, and Jade and Beans(Alexandra) are working with Storm”

 

“Ever thought they could wrestle here?”

 

“After the way you screwed me!”

 

“Hey, that was a long time ago”

 

“But yes, I have had that thought a couple of times, but if they were to I would want them to train at FCW for one year, also I would bring in some talented guys to train with everyone down in FCW”

 

“Like”

 

“Well I will tell you if I get the job”

 

As the two men eat the trade ideas, Vince seemed very impress through out the whole talk and even stuck around to get some Molten Lava Cake, afterwards they get into the limo and take off to the airport so Bret can get home

 

“Bret, I appreciate you coming out here and giving some ideas about how you would do this, if you were to get hired your first show would be the Rumble, but I have thought about changing it to Raw first week on January so you can build up to the Rumble”

 

“The Rumble would be okay, but Raw would be better, but no problem Vince”

 

“Alright have a safe trip home”

 

“Just one more interview, then it's time to announce the new direction of the WWE!”

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“Mr. McMahon!”

 

“Julie, you don’t have to scream into the intercom”

 

“Oh, sorry” Julie now speaks in a soft voice

 

“Oh my god, this girl is dumb”

 

“What?”

 

“Nothing, what did you need?”

 

“Um, ah, o yeah, Mr. Nolan can’t make it in, but he is on web cam right now”

 

“Okay”

 

Vince logs onto his computer and gets to where he can see Christopher

 

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“Mr. McMahon, can you hear me?”

 

“Yes Mr. Nolan how are you today?”

 

“I am good, I’m sorry I couldn’t make out there I have been busy”

 

“Oh, it’s okay thank you for giving me some of your time though”

 

“No problem I thought it might be interesting to give this a shot”

 

“Well good, what I am looking for is just a new direction”

 

“You do know that I am a bit of a different type of writer, correct”

 

“No I get that, I have watched your movies and I think your style of writing could be a very nice addition to the WWE”

 

“What do you mean?”

 

“Well, not many know this but the WWE is going to have a fire sell, a lot of people are going to loses their jobs, and some might keep theirs, but these interview are for many different positions…. Now of course the main one is Head Booker, and I know that you are a big movie director now and that you still want to do that, but we are willing to work with you with that”

 

“Alright, so what now?”

 

“Well, do you have any ideas?”

 

“Oh yes, I have been watching videos of your shows and there are places you guys can improve”

 

 

As Nolan starts to talk more and more Vince is entertained by the ideas, they continue to talk for more than 4 hours until Vince starts to yawn

 

“Wow, Chris, I didn’t realize the time, listen thank you for your time once again, you were my last interview, so you should be hearing back from me very soon.”

 

“Okay thank you, this was a lot of fun”

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To: WWEonline@gmail.com

From: VKM@gmail.com

 

 

Title: I have found my new head booker!

 

 

 

Dear WWE Staff Members,

 

Tomorrow (12-20-2008) we will be having a meeting in the big conference room, I expect everyone to be there as this will affect the lives of many, meeting starts at 1pm and I do not know when it will be over. There will be food and drinks, please come with a pad of paper, as well as some new ideas

 

 

 

Sincerely,

Vincent Kennedy McMahon

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Everyone who is anyone is there today, wheather you are top dog, or the bottom of the heap, even refs were there, Vince had called for everyone to be in the conference room that day.

 

Most weren’t talking, just snacking on their food and listening to others talk, John Laurinaitis talking ****y as usual, Stephanie, Shane, HBK, and HHH talking amongst themselves, and Batista hitting on girls

 

The door starts to open and everyone goes quiet, it’s a group of eight men walking in and grab a seat in one of the eight chairs behind the podium

 

Five minutes after they came in Julie, Vince McMahon’s asisant, comes in and walks up to the Podium

 

“Excuse me!”

 

Everyone stops talking and focus their attention towards the podium

 

“Hi, my name is Julie and I am Mr. McMahon’s asisant!”

 

“We know who the hell you are Julie, now where is Vince” Stephanie shouts so everyone can hear her

 

Most chuckle at the remark, others don’t

 

“Okay, well ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Chairmen of the WWE, Vincent Kennedy McMahon”

 

Everyone stands and claps as Vince makes his way to the podium, he tells everyone to have a seat as he reaches for his reading glasses

 

“Thank you all for coming today on such short notice, we are here today to announce a new head booker, but we are also here to announce changes to some things that are wrong with the company”

 

“What would that be Vince” Shane stands up and questions

 

“Everybody, welcome to the 2008 end of the year FIRE SALE!”

 

Everybody starts mumbling and some start to shout towards Vince

 

“Everyone shut up, if you guys had this much fire the last two years, well your jobs might now be in jeopardy!”

 

Everyone sits back down and quiets down

 

“Now every writers job is safe, but there is one huge change, there will be a new head writer, this man has been a great writer for awhile now, and he is ready for a new challenge though, this man has had two blockbuster movies, as well as an intense drama, ladies and gentlemen the new head writer of the WWE….. Christopher Nolan”

 

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Chris stands up and waves his hand

 

“All writers will now report to Mr. Nolan immediately, he will approve or disapprove of what you have written, now we have been struggling with ratings lately, and right now I am going to announce the new producers of the WWE, these three men know what they are doing and well not take crap from anyone! So without further wait, I introduce to you the new producer of WWE Raw, Mr. Eric Bischoff”

 

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“Eric will return to Raw as the GM of Raw on screen, and he will be the Head Booker of Raw as well as producer, and he has asked me for every person involved with Raw to meet him in the Conference room number 2 after this meeting, now for ECW this man wanted me to take Smackdown and turn it into a wrestling show more than an entertainment show, but in my vision I can’t see the fans watching a two hour show each week that is more technical based than entertainment, but with experience in the ECW and me allowing of him to take ECW back to what it once was, I welcome the new producer and head booker of the ECW brand…. Gabe Sapolsky”

 

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“Gabe as well has requested the ECW’s roster meet with him afterwards but in room 3, now we have two of the three brands settled, that just leaves Smackdown, Smackdown has been the biggest disappointment, I moved Jeff Hardy, Umaga, and Triple H over there and the ratings have remaind the same, if we are building it up to be the new big brand, then it has to have the ratings of it, this man is ready for a challenge, he thinks he can boost Smackdown’s ratings, and well damnit, I think he can do it, so please stand up and appaulade the new head booker and producer of Smackdown, Bret “the Hitman” Hart!”

 

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“Bret also wants to talk to everyone and that will happen in room 4 though”

 

“Wait Vince so you don’t even hire one booker you hire three separate ones!” HHH stands up a little pissed about the development

 

“Paul, I am so glad you asked, see three people running three different brands in nice, but these three guys need ONE man to answer to, this man is not up here, this man is ready to take crappy wrestling and make it better, this man is standing behind you all, and he is ready to get EXTREME!”

 

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Paul walks through the isle as everyone looks at him and he smiles as he sees Stephanie McMahon

 

“Hello Stef” As Heyman gives an evil grin

 

“Hello everyone, how are you all doing…. I’m back! And this time I have control, over all of you!"

 

“Bull, Shawn and I have creative control” Hunter is now pissed and gets in Heyman’s face

 

“No Paul, you don’t, see you think you do but you don’t, that was Vince and everyone else just trying not to listen to you two cry, but now I am here, and creative control doesn’t mean crap to me! The WWE is headed into a new direction, now you all can either join in the fun, or pink slips with your names on them can be written? But no matter what this is going to be fun!”

 

The room sits in shock as Vince dismiss everyone and tells them to meet in the rooms they were told to go, as the room clears out Vince and Paul talk

 

“Vince, this is the next step, I have already contacted people to come in, and they will be sitting down to talk with me soon”

 

“Heyman, I backed you with ECW and you didn’t live up to expectations, but I have faith in you this time, good luck this week at Raw”

 

“Luck, luck….. thank you Vince, it’s time to start the fun!”

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As every Raw Superstar walks into the conference room number two, some are questioning what Eric Bischoff and Paul Heyman would change, effect, or destroy their careers. The side door opens and in walks Eric Bischoff and Christopher Nolan, but no Paul Heyman

 

“Thank you everybody for staying and giving us a couple of minutes of your time, Paul will be in a short minute but before he gets here, I just wanted to talk to you about what I see for Raw and it’s superstars” Eric in a calm voice looks around the room before he continues to speak

 

“See Raw has been going down this long, dark, cold, and wet tunnel for a couple of years now without a flash light, or for that matter matches, and by that I mean the little piece of wood that burn!"

 

The side door opens again and in walks Paul, but he doesn’t speak and lets Bischoff continue with his speech

 

“See, it’s about time that Raw gets back to being run efficiently and effectively. There is no doubt that the only good storyline from this past year was Shawn and Chris, and you could even throw in the Age of Orton, but besides that, well…. Raw was dull, no life, and it could be seen by the viewers, which is why they were not tuning in”

 

Eric is done with his speech and motions towards Paul and lets him begin

 

“Eric is right, it’s time for Raw to reclaim its rightful place in the industry and this company, and a place where wrestling and entertainment come together to give you the best show possible, so please everyone go home and have a merry Christmas, and don’t worry about work!”

 

Everyone stands in silence as the three men walk out of the room, no one knows what to think, but only what to do and that’s to grab their things and head home as Paul and Christopher head over to the Smackdown conference room

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I walked in to the second meeting, this one seemed more comfortable. No worries about big names and big egos in here, but also this was my baby, and I am prepared to make it famous again

 

As I walked in I could have heard a feather hit the ground it was that quiet, kind of creepy. The first man to walk up to me was none other than Tommy Dreamer, his smile calmed me down. Now I was wondering why I am so anxious was it because this is my last shot in the company or maybe even this business, or could it be something else, something bigger.

 

“Welcome everybody and as you all know by now my name is Paul Heyman, but you may all call me Paul” as calm and collective as I was with the Raw roster this one just wasn’t working for me, and I was hesitant that someone would know that I wasn’t as prepared for this as I had thought.

 

“Now ECW as most of you know is my baby, it is my monster, and Vince has all but destroyed it.” This infuriated me, I hadn’t really thought about that until now. How he took my belt and discarded it, how Rhino and the Dudley wouldn’t come back because of him, but I knew I had to get over that. “But, I also see great potential in this room. Matt Hardy you are our champion and you are deserving of that, Mark Henry you are most likely along with Finlay our other two big names, but it is time to push you as that monster you are” I could see face brighten and fade as I chanted to everyone, Gabe even commented on some stuff we would work with. I knew having only an hour with the brand would hurt, but maybe a better deal could be worked out when our contract comes up.

 

With so little time I can only have 3 storylines really going, but I also know I can use everyone still. I do understand this will be difficult; there is just no sugarcoating it.

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I let Vickie, Bret, and Christopher talk to the Smackdown roster as I took a quick break, that meeting with the ECW brand really put me in an awkward place. Why am I acting this way, all the thoughts going through my head a mile of minute? I could hear the grumbling in the background from certain indivuals, but it didn’t matter. I couldn’t get this strange feeling out of my stomach. It couldn’t be butterflies I have had that before, no this felt more like a knife straight into my stomach, like someone didn’t want me to attempt this, like I had turned on everything I ever believed in, worse….. everything that makes me who I am. Maybe that was it, it isn’t a knife but my soul, had I really sold my soul to the devil, was that why Dreamer really gave me that hug? Not because I was back, but because he felt bad for me, Dreamer was there with me all of those times we would bad mouth Vince, and now I am Vince’s personal lap dog. I have to get this all out of my head, I have to go in there and look every man and women in the face and tell them that Paul Heyman is here to take this company to new heights.

 

 

I took a deep breath before I swung that door open, and when I opened it I felt like Superman. The blood rushed through me and my adrenaline kick in; I can’t stop a bullet but at this point none of that matter

 

“Sit down and shut up Paul, and I am going to make this short and sweet. I don’t care who you are all, and I don’t care what your contract says or what power you or in some peoples cases wife has, because Vince as guaranteed me full power over all decisions. Now I have no problem working with any of you to make sure you stay or improve your position in this company, but I won’t take any bull ****, so if you can’t handle that then Bret will meet with you on Tuesday and hand you your walking papers. If not then sit back, put on your best performance, and prepare for the ride of your life, because we are all about to have a shi* load of fun”

 

And there it went, that knife was gone and the room stood in shock, even Triple H was speechless, or maybe he was to pissed to talk, but I wasn’t going to let that ruin my high that I was experiencing, I was all together mentally, physically, and emotionally for the first time since I was told that this was my job

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