TNA Wrestling: Cross The Line

[Destiny]

Monday, Week 4, August, 2009

 

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The following matches are confirmed to take place at tonight's Impact tapings:

 

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Lisa Varon, Kong & Mickie vs Beautiful People & Michelle McCool

At No Surrender the new Knockouts Champion Lisa Marie Varon will defend her title in a three-way match with both Mickie James and Michelle McCool. On Impact she will team with the Woman she took the title from last night Awesome Kong and Mickie to take on the Beautiful People and Michelle McCool.

 

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Lesnar & Major Brothers vs Kofi Kingston, CM Punk & Tommy Dreamer

At Hard Justice last night Brock Lesnar won the World title, and at No Surrender he will defend it in a four-way match with both Brian and Brett Major and Kofi Kingston. On Impact he will team with both Major Brothers to take on Kingston and former Champions in CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer.

 

[MFKR78]

This never fails to amaze me! Clearly you've done some quick editing to not only allow the majority of WWE's roster to join you, but also so that you haven't gone out of business yet with some of the worst booking I could possibly ever imagine. This makes TNA on TV look like the best company in the world.

 

The opening match of the PPV where 2500 matches are on also seems to go 18 minutes whilst name talent gets 3 minutes tops. It simply can't get any worse than this.

[Destiny]

This never fails to amaze me! Clearly you've done some quick editing to not only allow the majority of WWE's roster to join you, but also so that you haven't gone out of business yet with some of the worst booking I could possibly ever imagine. This makes TNA on TV look like the best company in the world.

 

The opening match of the PPV where 2500 matches are on also seems to go 18 minutes whilst name talent gets 3 minutes tops. It simply can't get any worse than this.

 

Not only have I not edited the game in any way except of importing celebrities, but I am nowhere near going out of business and I'm turning a profit every month.

[Krazy Killian]

I find that very difficult to believe. There is no reason why the WWE would fire some of its biggest draws.

[Destiny]

I find that very difficult to believe. There is no reason why the WWE would fire some of its biggest draws.

 

Before I began the game I put WWE's prestige down to make things easier for me. They are also calling up alot of people from FCW so do not need or cannot afford some of their former top stars.

[Destiny]

 

Thursday, Week 4, August, 2009

 

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The following took place on tonight's airing of Impact from the Arad McCutchan Stadium:

 

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Brutus Magnus defeated Abyss (D-)

Amazing Red tells Abyss to get his head right before No Surrender (E+)

Cody Rhodes defeated AJ Styles ©

Andromeda attacks BG James and announces match at No Surrender (E)

Kong thanks Varon and says she'll wrestle Angelina at No Surrender (D)

Nicole Bella defeated Ayako Hamada (D)

Lashley wishes Kofi Kingston good luck at No Surrender (C-)

Booker T defeated Chris Harris ©

Major Brothers say they one of them will win at No Surrender (D+)

Brianna Bella defeated Jacqueline Moore (D-)

Brock Lesnar and Major Brothers say they will win main event ©

Brother Devon defeated Rocco (D)

Magnus announces at No Surrender he'll team with Angle vs Colons (E)

Kurt Angle defeated Carlito Colon (B-)

Punk talking to Dreamer when Storm attacks - tag at No Surrender (C-)

Cute Kip defeated Cody Deaner (D+)

Jimmy Shaker attacks Creed, announces match at No Surrender (E)

Dr. Stevie and Eric Young defeated Matt Hardy and Typhoon (D)

David Villa and Kevin Nash defeated Homicide and Hurricane (D-)

Kid Kash attacks Jack Korpela, announces match at No Surrender (F+)

James Gibson defeated Jay Lethal (D+)

Matt Morgan and Rhino defeated Jesse Neal and KIYOSHI (D)

Sheik Abdul Bashir attacks Jethro Holliday (D-)

O.D.B. defeated Madison Rayne (D+)

The Miz defeated Matt Sydal (C-)

Lisa Varon, Kong & Mickie beat Beautiful People & Michelle McCool (D-)

Beer Money say they will beat Punk & Dreamer at No Surrender (D+)

Suicide defeated Samoa Joe (D)

Sewell and Shark Boy say they want a shot at Devon & Jarrett (D)

Raisha Saeed defeated Taylor Wilde ©

Lesnar & Major Brothers beat Kofi Kingston, CM Punk & Dreamer ©

 

Final Show Rating: C-

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Current No Surrender Card:

 

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TNA World Title: Brock Lesnar © vs Brian Major vs Brett Major vs Kofi

 

TNA Legends Championship: Scott Steiner © versus AJ Styles

The Motor City Machine Guns versus Abyss and Amazing Red

TNA Knockouts Title: Lisa Varon © vs Mickie James vs Michelle McCool

Brother Devon & Jeff Jarrett vs No Limit vs Rocco & Sal

Chris Harris versus Daniels

Jacqueline Moore versus Sojourner Bolt

James Gibson versus Ray Gordy

Dr. Stevie versus Matt Hardy

Jethro Holliday and Matt Sydal versus Sheik Abdul Bashir & Jimmy Rave

Andromeda versus BG James

Awesome Kong versus Angelina Love

Kurt Angle and Brutus Magnus versus Los Colons

Beer Money, Inc. versus CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer

Jimmy Shaker versus Consequences Creed

Kid Kash versus Jack Korpela

 

[MattitudeV2]

Before I began the game I put WWE's prestige down to make things easier for me. They are also calling up alot of people from FCW so do not need or cannot afford some of their former top stars.

 

So you basically are saying you cheated!

[Krazy Killian]

So you basically are saying you cheated!

 

Yup - I mean...at least have some sort of backstory to your writing if you are going edit the database. For example - I took Joey Styles' contract off for my diary to simulate what would have happened for the scenario - what you've done is deny any changing and expeceted us to believe you just got lucky with WWE's firing.

[MattitudeV2]

Yup - I mean...at least have some sort of backstory to your writing if you are going edit the database. For example - I took Joey Styles' contract off for my diary to simulate what would have happened for the scenario - what you've done is deny any changing and expeceted us to believe you just got lucky with WWE's firing.

 

I think everyone should stop commenting on this fraud of a dynasty!

[MFKR78]

How the hell are you turning a profit when the majority of your matches get D ratings (is it any wonder!) and you seem to have possibly the biggest roster any wrestling promotion has ever had?!

 

I don't see how you could possibly be keeping fans, wrestlers or anyone happy with that booking. There's so many things ass backwards that it would take too long and too much effort to list!

[FINisher]

Obvious troll is obvious. People, just stop commenting on the diary. It just thrives Destiny to continue this.

[WeeMan]

Destiny Quote 1:

 

Not only have I not edited the game in any way except of importing celebrities, but I am nowhere near going out of business and I'm turning a profit every month.

 

Destiny Quote 2:

 

Before I began the game I put WWE's prestige down to make things easier for me. They are also calling up alot of people from FCW so do not need or cannot afford some of their former top stars.

 

 

 

So You didn't edit anything, but You did edit something. Nice. :|

[TravisL]

Okay this diary actually does serve a purpose...it is amusing as hell. I can't stop laughing at how everyone is groaning in agony over the booking and his lack of applying help. It's a diary-parody. Destiny is the Weird Al Yankovic of the TEW diary board. And you all are playing right into it. Just going off all willy nilly feeding this thread. I sware you guys have posted more then Destiny.

 

Oh man...I cant stop crackin up.

[WeeMan]

I don't know about other people, but in my opinion such diary can only work if it's stated clearly that it's a joke. When the author constantly says that it is all for real, it's not funny at all.

 

That's my humble opinion.

[MattitudeV2]

Okay this diary actually does serve a purpose...it is amusing as hell. I can't stop laughing at how everyone is groaning in agony over the booking and his lack of applying help. It's a diary-parody. Destiny is the Weird Al Yankovic of the TEW diary board. And you all are playing right into it. Just going off all willy nilly feeding this thread. I sware you guys have posted more then Destiny.

 

Oh man...I cant stop crackin up.

 

Ya Know I listen to some parodies and they I don't know make me laugh this certain has no comedic value what so ever.

 

Ex 1:This Dynasty is like nails on a chalkboard no pleasing at all.

Ex 2:This Dynasty is like sqeauzing lemon juice into my painful not giddy.

Ex 3:This Dynasty is like punching myself in the face not smart stupid.

[Dean of Mean]

I am actually enjoying this, really wacky booking and it's fun to read for me.

[slack]

This is the Sanjaya of Dynastys!

 

The picture of Michael Jackson with the words "Hard Justice" next to him makes me laugh uncontrollably.

 

I love the rediculousness of the pictures, and how you use like 49 different pictures of each person. Kurt Angle cartoon is the best.

 

Also, it IS called Total Non-Stop Action so I guess we should expect 9 matches an hour.

 

It makes me feel better about my crappy diaries. I just wish I could get this much response!

[Destiny]

This is the Sanjaya of Dynastys!

 

The picture of Michael Jackson with the words "Hard Justice" next to him makes me laugh uncontrollably.

 

I love the rediculousness of the pictures, and how you use like 49 different pictures of each person. Kurt Angle cartoon is the best.

 

Also, it IS called Total Non-Stop Action so I guess we should expect 9 matches an hour.

 

It makes me feel better about my crappy diaries. I just wish I could get this much response!

 

Thanks very much for the compliments. I thought the Jackson tribute was a nice touch as he was an icon.

 

Monday, Week 1, September, 2009

 

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The following match has been confirmed to take place at tonight's Impact tapings:

 

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Non-Title: Lisa Marie Varon versus Angelina Love

At Hard Justice Varon will defend the Knockouts title against Mickie James and Michelle McCool, but first she will take on former Champion Angelina Love on Impact.

 

 

[sebsy]

Pretty sure he wasn't complimenting you.

[slack]

Shhhh.....

[Destiny]

 

Monday, Week 1, September, 2009

 

 

TNA Impact

 

Babbacombe Theatre (875 In Attendance)

 

Alex Shelley versus Eddie Colon

Jim Cornette joins Tenay and West on commentary for this match and announces that at No Surrender when the Guns take on Abyss and Amazing Red the match will now be a ladder match. Eddie Colon gets the hard-fought win here.

Eddie Colon beat Alex Shelley in 18:27 by pinfall

Match Rating: D

 

Following the conclusion of the match an anrgy Alex Shelley calls out one half of his opponents at No Surrender, Abyss. Abyss comes to the entrance-way and the two have a stare-down before Abyss heads to the back.

Rating: E+

 

AJ Styles versus Cody Rhodes

Mike Tenay announces during this match that at No Surrender the Legends title match between Styles and Champion Steiner will be turned into a three-way match with Cody Rhodes if Cody can win this match. Cody manages to get the quick win and the title shot at No Surrender.

Cody Rhodes beat AJ Styles in 1:49 by pinfall with a Silver Spoon DDT.

Match Rating: D+

 

Amazing Red makes his way to the ring but before he can say anything he is interrupted by Chris Sabin. One half of the Guns then proceeds to punch Red in the face before hitting him with the Cradle Shock. Sabin then leaves the ring with Red down and out.

Rating: E+

 

Brother Devon versus Rocco

Rocco is really off his game tonight which allows one-half of the Tag Team Champions Brother Devon to get the quick win.

Brother Devon beat Rocco in 2:36 by pinfall with a Saving Grace.

Match Rating: D-

 

Brutus Magnus versus Carlito Colon

Jim Cornette once again joins Tenay and West on commentary for this match and announces that Magnus and Angle's match against the Colons at No Surrender will now also be a Ladder match. Carlito gets the quick win here.

Carlito Colon beat Brutus Magnus in 2:42 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

An unfamiliar music plays and Charlie Hass makes his way to the ring with a microphone. Charlie Hass says that in his contract he has been guaranteed a match at No Surrender. He says he will be facing Cody Deaner. Deaner then comes to the entrance-way and stares down Hass before heading to the back.

Rating: C-

 

Chris Harris & Consequences Creed versus Daniels & Jimmy Shaker

Consequences Creed is really off his game tonight but his team are still able to get the quick victory here when Harris pins Shaker.

Chris Harris and Consequences Creed beat Daniels and Jimmy Shaker.

Match Rating: E+

 

Cute Kip versus Dr. Stevie

Cute Kip and Dr. Stevie don't seem to click, and it makes for an awkward bout. Kip is able to get the quick win in this one.

Cute Kip beat Dr. Stevie in 0:48 by pinfall with a Mississippi Boat Ride.

Match Rating: D

 

David Villa versus Eric Young

David Villa is still rusty, but hopefully that should go away by the time he challenges Homicide for the X Division title at No Surrender. Villa is still able to get the quick win here.

David Villa beat Eric Young in 3:01 by pinfall with a Spinebuster.

Match Rating: D

 

Doug Williams and Rob Terry of the British Invasion make their way to the ring to a good reaction from the fans in England. Doug Williams takes a microphone to a huge ovation and announces that Rob Terry can do what he wants, but Williams won't be helping Brutus Magnus when he teams with Angle at No Surrender. Williams then leaves Rob Terry loooking shocked in the ring.

Rating: D

 

Typhoon versus Hurricane

Typhoon is still a little rusty, but that should go away after he's got a few more matches under his belt. Hurricane gets the quick win here.

Hurricane defeated Fred Ottman in 0:46 by pinfall.

Match Rating: E

 

Opponents at No Surrender Kid Kash and Jack Korpela are suddenly seem brawling throughout the entrance-way. Kash punches Korpela on the ramp before slamming him off of it to the concrete below. Kash smiles before leaving Korpela down and out on the hard concrete floor.

Rating: F+

 

Michelle McCool & Jacqueline Moore vs Mickie James & Sojourner Bolt

Mike Tenay notes that both Michelle McCool and Mickie James will be challenging for Lisa Marie Varon's Knockouts title at No Surrender. Bolt and Mickie get the quick win here.

Sojourner Bolt & Mickie James beat Jacqueline and Michelle McCool

Match Rating: E+

 

James Gibson versus Jay Lethal

Mike Tenay notes that Gibson will take on Ray Gordy in Gordy's first singles match at No Surrender. Gibson is able to get the quick win here.

James Gibson beat Jay Lethal in 1:21 by submission

Match Rating: D+

 

Suddenly Jesse Neal and Kevin Nash are seen brawling into the entrance-way. Nash pummels Jesse Neal with right hands before throwing him off of the ramp to the concrete below. Nash then takes a microphone and says the Main Event Mafia need to rule TNA again, and wannabes like Jesse Neal need to leave as soon as possible. Nash then heads to the back, leaving Jesse Neal crumpled on the floor.

Rating: D

 

Jethro Holliday versus Jimmy Rave

Jim Cornette once again joins Tenay and West on commentary for this match and announces that at No Surrender when Holliday and Matt Sydal take on Jimmy Rave and Sheik Abdul Bashir that match will also be a Ladder match. Holliday gets the quick win here.

Jethro Holliday beat Jimmy Rave in 0:46 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

KIYOSHI versus Matt Morgan

Jim Cornette remains with Tenay and West on commentary for this contest. He announces that the winner of this match will get a future World title shot. Morgan dominates and gets the quick win here.

Matt Morgan beat KIYOSHI in 0:31 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

Kofi Kingston makes his way to the ring but before he can say anything another of the World title Challengers at No Surrender, Brian Major, interrupts him. Brian Major tells Kingston that a Major Brother will leave No Surrender with the World title and that his Brother Brett will beat him tonight. Brian Major then hits Kingston with a Superkick before leaving the ring with Kingston down on the mat.

Rating: E+

 

Kurt Angle versus Samoa Joe

Samoa Joe seems a little off his game tonight which allows Angle to get the quick victory.

Kurt Angle beat Joe in 1:18 by pinfall by using underhanded tactics.

Match Rating: C

 

Non-Title: Lisa Marie Varon versus Angelina Love

Jim Cornette once again joins Tenay and West on commentary during this match and annoucnes that the Knockouts title match at No Surrender with Varon defending the title against Mickie James and Michelle McCool will now be a Ladder match. The Champion Varon gets the quick win here.

Lisa Marie Varon beat Love in 0:35 by pinfall with an Arachnophobia.

Match Rating: D-

 

O.D.B. comes to the ring but before she can say anything she is attacked by a member of the Beautiful People, Madison Rayne. Madison pushes O.D.B. to the floor and announces that at No Surrender Madison Rayne and fellow Beautiful People member Velvet Sky will team with Ayako Hamada to take on O.D.B. and the Bella Twins. Madison then kicks O.D.B. in the back before leaving the ring.

Rating: E-

 

Matt Sydal versus Paul Wight

Matt Sydal and Paul Wight don't seem to click, and it makes for an awkward match. Wight gets the quick victory here in his debut match for the company.

Paul Wight beat Sydal in 0:55 by pinfall while using the ropes

Match Rating: D

 

O.D.B. returns to the ring with the Bella Twins. Before they can say anything Taylor Wilde comes to the ring. Taylor tells the trio that she has had her own problems with the Beautiful People in the past and that she will have their back when they take on the Beautiful People and Ayako Hamada at No Surrender. Taylor then shakes hands with the trio and the four Knockouts leave the ring together.

Rating: E-

 

Rhino & Andromeda versus Bobby Lashley and BG James

Mike Tenay notes that Andromeda is taking on BG James in singles action at No Surrender. Lashley pins Andromeda here to give his team the win.

Bobby Lashley and BG James beat Rhino & Andromeda in 1:36.

Match Rating: D

 

Beer Money make their way to the ring. James Storm takes a microphone and says that at No Surrender they will defeat CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer. Storm then gives the microphone to Robert Roode. Roode says that Punk and Dreamer may be former World Champions, but they've never won tag team gold together. Roode says that experience will lead to Beer Money getting the win at No Surrender. The pair then shake hands and leave the ring together.

Rating: D

 

Shane Sewell versus Amazing Red

Mike Tenay notes during this contest that Amazing Red will be teaming with Abyss at No Surrender in a Ladder match against the Motor City Machine Guns. Sewell however gets the quick win here.

Shane Sewell beat Red in 1:25 by pinfall with an Elbow From Heaven.

Match Rating: E+

 

TNA X Division Champion Homicide makes his way to the ring with a microphone. He says that he will beat David Villa at No Surrender and keep the title. Before he can say anything else the lights go out. When they come back on Homicide is down and out in the ring and Suicide is standing over him holding up the X Division title. The lights go out again and when they come back on Suicide is gone, leaving Homicide down in the ring with his title belt over his chest.

Rating: D-

 

No Limit versus CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer

Jim Cornette once again joins Tenay and West on commentary for this bout and announces that when No Limit take on Devon and Jarrett and Rocco and Sal in a three-way match at No Surrender the contest will not be a Ladder match. Punk and Dreamer get the quick win here.

CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer beat No Limit in 2:10.

Match Rating: D

 

Velvet Sky of the Beautiful People makes her way to the ring. She gets a microphone and says that she will disfugure O.D.B. in the Knockouts Tag Team match at No Surrender before throwing the microphone to the floor and leaving the ring.

Rating: E-

 

Ayako Hamada versus O.D.B.

Jim Cornette stays with Tenay and West on commentary for this match and announces that the Knockouts tag team match at No Surrender will also now be a Ladder match. O.D.B. gets the quick win here, getting momentum for her team heading into No Surrender.

O.D.B. defeated Ayako Hamada in 1:17 by pinfall with The Dirty Dozen.

Match Rating: D-

 

Awesome Kong versus Bianca Beauchamp

Bianca Beauchamp seems a little rusty in her first ever wrestling match but is still able to get the upset win here.

Bianca Beauchamp beat Kong in 0:50 by pinfall, illegally using the ropes

Match Rating: E+

 

Abyss versus Booker T

Mike Tenay notes that Abyss will team with Amazing Red at No Surrender to take on the Motor City Machine Guns in a Ladder match. Booker gets the cheap victory here though.

Booker T beat Abyss in 0:48 by pinfall, illegally using the ropes.

Match Rating: D+

 

Kofi Kingston versus Brett Major

Mike Tenay notes during this match that both Major Brothers and Kofi Kingston will challenge Brock Lesnar for the World title at No Surrender. Kingston gets the quick win in this one.

Kofi Kingston beat Brett in 0:46 by pinfall with a Trouble in Paradise.

Match Rating: D-

 

Non-Title: Brock Lesnar versus Cody Deaner

Mike Tenay notes how Lesnar is undefeated since coming to TNA and will defend the World title at No Surrender against both of the Major Brothers and Kofi Kingston. Lesnar gets the win here.

Brock Lesnar beat Deaner in 8:28 by submission with a Stretch Muffler.

Match Rating: C

 

Final Rating: D+

 

 

 

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Current No Surrender Card:

 

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TNA World Title: Brock Lesnar © vs Brian Major vs Brett Major vs Kofi

 

TNA Legends Title: Scott Steiner © vs AJ Styles vs Cody Rhodes

Ladder Match: Motor City Machine Guns versus Abyss and Amazing Red

TNA Knockouts Title: Ladder Match: Lisa Varon© vs Mickie vs Michelle

Ladder Match: Brother Devon & Jef Jarrett vs No Limit vs Rocco & Sal

Chris Harris versus Daniels

Jacqueline Moore versus Sojourner Bolt

James Gibson versus Ray Gordy

Dr. Stevie versus Matt Hardy

Ladder Match: Jethro Holliday & Sydal vs Sheik Bashir & Jimmy Rave

Andromeda versus BG James

Awesome Kong versus Angelina Love

Ladder Match: Kurt Angle and Brutus Magnus versus Los Colons

Beer Money, Inc. versus CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer

Jimmy Shaker versus Consequences Creed

Kid Kash versus Jack Korpela

Charlie Hass versus Cody Deaner

TNA X Division Championship: Homicide © versus David Villa

Ladder Match: ODB & Bella Twins vs Beautiful People & Ayako Hamada

 

[slack]

I want a 30 match show, damnit!

[Save_Us.Necro]

Spectacular.

 

Like Hindenberg spectacular.

 

Bravo sir.

 

:cries his dynastys won't get half of the views/replies this gets:

[Destiny]

 

Monday, Week 2, September, 2009

 

NJPW have made an offer for TNA World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar to go on tour with them.

 

NJPW have also made an offer to CM Punk, offering him a spot on their next tour.

 

NWE out of Europe has offered Carlito Colon a spot on their next European tour.

 

Superstar Jennifer Lopez has rejected TNA's offer to her regarding making appearances for the company.

 

Billionaire Donald Trump also continues to reject TNA's approaches regarding possible appearances for the company.

 

Michael C Hall of Dexter fame has rejected TNA's offer regarding appearances as he does not feel they are a big enough company yet.

 

TNA has extended the Pay-Per-Appearance contract of Raisha Saeed by nine months.

 

 

 

[Destiny]

 

Monday, Week 2, September, 2009

 

 

TNA Impact

 

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Babbacombe Theatre (872 In Attendance)

 

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Abyss versus Alex Shelley

Alex Shelley seems off his game tonight which allows Abyss to get the hard-fought victory.

Abyss defeated Alex Shelley in 18:18 by pinfall with a Black Hole Slam.

Match Rating: D+

 

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After the conclusion of the match Alex Shelley gets a microphone from ringside. He tells Abyss that he may have beat him in a one-on-one situation, but at No Surrender Abyss will be teaming with the little runt that is Amazing Red against one of the best tag teams of all time, The Motor City Machine Guns. Shelley also reminds Abyss that at No Surrender they will meet in a Ladder match, in which the Guns will have the advantage. Shelley then heads to the back.

Rating: E

 

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Brother Devon versus Rocco

Mike Tenay notes during this contest that at No Surrender Devon will team with Jarrett to take on both Rocco & Sal and No Limit in a three-way Ladder match. One half of the Tag Team Champions Brother Devon gets the quick win here.

Brother Devon beat Rocco in 1:44 by pinfall with a Time To Testify.

Match Rating: D

 

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Doug Williams comes to the ring with the British Invasion of Rob Terry and Brutus Magnus. Williams says it's unfair that Magnus has betrayed the British Invasion by teaming with Angle at No Surrender against Los Colons. Williams then announces that he is leaving the British Invasion, before leaving Magnus and Terry alone in the ring.

Rating: E

 

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Carlito Colon versus Kurt Angle

Carlito and Angle have pretty good chemistry, and it lifts this match. Angle gets the quick victory in this one.

Kurt Angle beat Carlito Colon in 1:50 by pinfall with an Angle Slam.

Match Rating: C

 

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Charlie Hass makes his way to the ring and calls out his opponent at No Surrender, Cody Deaner. Deaner makes his way to the ring. Hass quickly tells Deaner that he will beat him at No Surrender before leaving the ring.

Rating: D+

 

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Chris Harris and Consequences Creed vs Daniels and Jimmy Shaker

Mike Tenay notes that this is a preview of No Surrender as Daniels will be taking on Chris Harris whilst Creed will be facing Shaker. Harris and Creed get the quick win here.

Chris Harris and Consequences Creed beat Daniels and Jimmy Shaker.

Match Rating: E+

 

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Chris Sabin comes to the ring and calls out one-half of his opponents at No Surrender, Amazing Red. Red comes to the ring and Sabin tells him that what Shelley said earlier was exactly right, and that Red and Abyss will lose the Ladder match to the Guns at No Surrender. Sabin then leaves the ring.

Rating: E-

 

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CM Punk versus James Storm

CM Punk is really off his game tonight but is still able to get the win against one-half of his opponents at No Surrender in a quick match.

CM Punk beat James Storm in 2:24 by pinfall with a Go to Sleep.

Match Rating: C-

 

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The Legends Champion Scott Steiner comes to the ring and calls out one of his two challengers at No Surrender, Cody Rhodes. Rhodes comes to the ring and Steiner says that at No Surrender they should work together to take out Styles. Rhodes shakes hands with Steiner before the two leave the ring together.

Rating: E

 

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Homicide and Eric Young versus David Villa and Cute Kip

David Villa is still a little rusty but that should go away by the time he challenges for Homicide's X Division title at No Surrender. Villa and Kip still get the quick win here after Kip pins Eric Young.

Cute Kip and David Villa beat Eric Young and Homicide in 1:49.

Match Rating: D

 

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Dr. Stevie comes to the ring with a microphone and calls out his opponent at No Surrender, Matt Hardy. Hardy comes to the entrance-way and asks Stevie what he wants. Stevie says he will beat Hardy at No Surrender and Hardy apparently hears all he needs to, as he soon heads to the back.

Rating: D+

 

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Kevin Nash & Typhoon versus Hurricane and Jay Lethal

Typhoon is still a little rusty as he begins to wrestle full-time again, but that should go away once he's got a few more matches under his belt. He and Nash are still able to get the quick win here when Nash pins Lethal.

Fred Ottman and Kevin Nash beat Hurricane and Jay Lethal in 2:04.

Match Rating D-

 

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Kid Kash and Jack Korpela are suddenly seem brawling on the ramp and towards the entrance-way. Kash pummels Korpela with right hands before throwing his No Surrender opponent off the ramp and onto the concrete floor below. Kash then smiles before leaving and heading to the back, with Korpela down and out.

Rating: F+

 

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Jacqueline Moore and Angelina Love vs Sojourner Bolt & Awesome Kong

Jim Cornette joins Tenay and West on commentary for this bout and announces that when Angelina Love takes on Awesome Kong at No Surrender it will now be a Ladder match. Bolt and Kong get the quick win here after Bolt pins Angelina Love.

Sojourner Bolt & Awesome Kong beat Jacqueline Moore & Angelina Love

Match Rating: E

 

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James Gibson and Ray Gordy are suddenly seen brawling at the entrance-way. Gibson kicks Gordy low before throwing his No Surrender partner off of the ramp to the concrete floor below. Gibson then heads to the back leaving Gordy unable to get up.

Rating: E

 

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Jesse Neal and KIYOSHI versus Matt Morgan and Paul Wight

Mike Tenay notes that it won't be long before Morgan's challenging for the World title as he and Wight dominate this match. Morgan pins KIYOSHI for the quick victory here.

Matt Morgan and Paul Wight beat Jesse Neal and Kiyoshi in 3:27.

Match Rating: D

 

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We cut to the entrance-way suddenly where Jimmy Rave and Jethro Holliday can be seen brawling. Jimmy Rave will team with Sheik Abdul Bashir at No Surrender in a Ladder match to take on Matt Sydal and Holliday. Rave kicks Holliday in the head here before throwing him off the ramp to the concrete below. Rave then smiles before heading to the back, leaving Holliday down and hurt.

Rating: E

 

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Kofi Kingston versus Brett Major

Mike Tenay mentions how both Kofi Kingston and both of the Major Brothers will be challenging for Brock Lesnar's World title at No Surrender in a four-way match. Kingston gets the quick victory here as he builds momentum for No Surrender.

Kofi Kingston beat Brett Major in 2:52 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

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TNA Knockouts Champion Lisa Marie Varon comes to the ring. Before she can say anything, however, one of her two challengers at No Surrender, Michelle McCool rushes to the ring and hits the Champion with a dropkick. Michelle then kicks Varon whilst she's down before smiling and leaving the ring.

Rating: E+

 

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Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky versus The Bella Twins

Jim Cornette joins Tenay and West on commentary for this match and announces that the winners of the Ladder match at No Surrender, with the Beautiful People and Ayako Hamada taking on the Bella Twins and O.D.B., will receive future Knockouts title shots. The Bella Twins get the quick victory here when Brianna pins Madison Rayne.

The Bella Twins beat Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky in 3:27.

Match Rating: E

 

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Matt Sydal versus Sheik Abdul Bashir

Mike Tenay notes how at No Surrender in a Ladder match Sydal will team with Jethro Holliday to take on Bashir and Jimmy Rave. Sydal gets the quick victory in this one.

Matt Sydal beat Sheik Abdul Bashir in 2:35 by pinfall.

Match Rating: D-

 

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Mickie James comes to the ring with a microphone and calls out her fellow challenger to Lisa Marie Varon's Knockouts title at No Surrender, Michelle McCool. Michelle comes to the entrance-way and asks Mickie what she wants. Mickie says it was unfair what Michelle McCool did to Lisa Marie Varon earlier. Michelle has clearly heard enough as she heads to the back.

Rating: D

 

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O.D.B. versus Ayako Hamada

Mike Tenay notes that O.D.B. will team with the Bella Twins in a Ladder match at No Surrender against Ayako Hamada and the Beautiful People. O.D.B. gets the quick win here.

O.D.B. defeated Ayako Hamada in 1:41 by pinfall with The Dirty Dozen.

Match Rating: E+

 

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Samoa Joe comes to the ring but before he can say anything Rhino's music interrupts him. Rhino comes to the entrance-way and the two have an intense stare-down before Rhino heads to the back.

Rating: D+

 

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Shane Sewell versus Bobby Lashley

Mike Tenay mentions how Lashley has dominated since coming to TNA and it may not be long before he receives a World title shot. Lashley gets the quick victory in this one.

Bobby Lashley beat Shane Sewell in 1:37 by pinfall with a Spear.

Match Rating: C-

 

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The X Division Champion Homicide comes to the ring to address his opponent at No Surrender, the Number One Contender David Villa. Before Homicide can say anything the lights go out. When they come back on Suicide is in the ring and Homicide is down on the mat with his title belt being draped over his prone body. The lights go out again and when they come back on Suicide is gone, but Homicide is still down and out in the ring.

Rating: D-

 

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Taylor Wilde versus Bianca Beauchamp

Bianca Beauchamp is still rusty with limited wrestling experience, but is still able to get the second win of her career quickly over the former Knockouts Champion Taylor Wilde.

Bianca Beauchamp beat Taylor Wilde in 0:34 by pinfall.

Match Rating: E

 

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Tetsuya Naito and Yujiro, together collectively known as No Limit make their way to the ring. Naito shouts in Japanese and the fans have no idea what he's saying. He is soon interrupted by The Miz. The Miz comes into the ring and takes the microphone from Naito. He says what Naito's trying to say is that No Limit will beat Rocco & Sal and Devon & Jarrett in the three-way Ladder match at No Surrender. The Miz then shakes hands with both members of No Limit before the three leave the ring together.

Rating: F

 

Tommy Dreamer versus Booker T

Mike Tenay notes that at No Surrender Tommy Dreamer will team with CM Punk to take on Beer Money. However Main Event Mafia member Booker T gets the quick victory here in this one.

Booker T beat Tommy Dreamer in 1:49 by pinfall.

Match Rating: C-

 

Brock Lesnar and Andromeda versus AJ Styles and BG James

Mike Tenay notes during this Main Event that the World Champion Brock Lesnar will defend his title in a four-way match with both of the Major Brothers and the high-flying Kofi Kingston at No Surrender. Lesnar and the Mexican Andromeda get the win here after Lesnar pins BG James.

Andromeda and Brock Lesnar beat AJ Styles and BG James in 17:47.

Match Rating: C-

 

Final Rating: D+

 

Andromeda pulled out his best match so far in the Main Event, and the experience of BG, Styles and Lesnar around him surely helped that. Hopefully he can do just as well in the singles match with BG James at No Surrender.

 

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Current No Surrender Card:

 

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TNA World Title: Brock Lesnar © vs Brian Major vs Brett Major vs Kofi

 

TNA Legends Title: Scott Steiner © vs AJ Styles vs Cody Rhodes

Ladder Match: Motor City Machine Guns versus Abyss and Amazing Red

TNA Knockouts Title: Ladder Match: Lisa Varon© vs Mickie vs Michelle

Ladder Match: Brother Devon & Jef Jarrett vs No Limit vs Rocco & Sal

Chris Harris versus Daniels

Jacqueline Moore versus Sojourner Bolt

James Gibson versus Ray Gordy

Dr. Stevie versus Matt Hardy

Ladder Match: Jethro Holliday & Sydal vs Sheik Bashir & Jimmy Rave

Andromeda versus BG James

Ladder Match: Awesome Kong versus Angelina Love

Ladder Match: Kurt Angle and Brutus Magnus versus Los Colons

Beer Money, Inc. versus CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer

Jimmy Shaker versus Consequences Creed

Kid Kash versus Jack Korpela

Charlie Hass versus Cody Deaner

TNA X Division Championship: Homicide © versus David Villa

Ladder Match: ODB & Bella Twins vs Beautiful People & Ayako Hamada