Astil Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 Index Post http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Main Event http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Jeff Hardy - Face - Current Holder of Ultimate Extreme Championship http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Rob Van Dam - Heel - Former Ultimate Extreme Champion http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Ken Anderson - Face J-Mal Ekmo - Heel http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Bubba Ray - Face http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Devon - Face Upper Midcard Jerry Lynn - Face http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k235/Bigpapa42_2006/Wrestling/Main/Other/Playegg_28207Small.jpg Lance Cade - Heel - Rising Glory Winner, Former Tag Champion with Texan Murdock D'Lo Brown - Heel Colt Cabana - Face Sensational Sean Morley - Heel - Brass Knuckles Champion Tomko - Heel Midcarder Guido - Face Dave Dragon Jr. - Heel Nick Dinsmore - Face REDREM - Heel Paul Bulldog - Heel Balls Mahoney - Face Alex Shelley - Heel Chris Harris - Face Cliff Compton - Heel Lower Midcarder Se7en - Heel Shannon Moore - Face Homicide - Face Delirious - Face Chris Sabin - Heel Opener Orlando Jordan - Heel Basham - Heel Diamond Dangerously Enhancement Talent PAC - Face El Generico - Face TBC... This post will be used later to index the current roster, storylines and shows. Hopefully if I get out of work on time I'll be able to copy the first entry over from notepad. For now, please enjoy this teaser: Who is Wes Grossman, what is DaVE? -Ty Baine, writer TotalExtremeWrestling.com A large wreatling company opens with some big signings (Former WWE stars Umaga and Ken Kennedy), and nobody knows who opened it. Sounds impossible in today's digital age, however Danger and Violence Extreme pulled it off. Official paperwork states that DaVE is owned by Wes Grossman. Grossman was even quoted through a spokesperson as saying "DaVE puts emphasis on everything in it's title. This isn't family friendly Connecticut or Disney Wrestling. This is Philadelphia wrestling, with a modern outlook." However, digging deeper, as I did, reveals Mr. Grossman owns nothing else. No phone numbers, no address, no other business. No recent lottery winnings. Any questions about Mr. Grossman is met with a curt "No Comment" and there is the incredable resemblence in name to Tropic Thunder moneyman Les Grossman. DaVE has announced two things, that there first show will happen at the end of June, and that the head booker has been decided on and will be revealed early June. Hopefully the choice of head booker will answer questions, but it doesn't need to. DaVE already has the industry buzzing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwt13 Posted June 14, 2009 Share Posted June 14, 2009 I like it so far you have a reader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 14, 2009 Author Share Posted June 14, 2009 I like it so far you have a reader. Thank you sir. Glad to see my small blurb got some interest. A question to would be readers: match write ups: longer and detailed or shorter point based descriptions. In my head I have every match get a bit of description, but I can easily scale it back if that's how readers like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FINisher Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Thank you sir. Glad to see my small blurb got some interest. A question to would be readers: match write ups: longer and detailed or shorter point based descriptions. In my head I have every match get a bit of description, but I can easily scale it back if that's how readers like it. What I usually do, or try to do, is to have the match writeup match the grade of the match. A D+ match wouldn't have as long writeup than a C+ match for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 Darnitall Astil, I have oodles of things to be doing. And you have to go and start a diary that draws my attention?! And I second Fin's thoughts. Better matches, deeper outlining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. Chapter 1 The Owner 1.1: The Gods of Wrestling Shine on Me Those who know me, know I am a humble jobber, who takes his lumps, takes his check and takes his taxi ride home. Something changed at a recent event. Talking with one of the bigger names in Indy Wrestling today, I passed some ideas about what WWE and TNA should be doing. A few days later, I receive a call, from a man I’ll be calling “The Owner”. I was overjoyed by the end of the call: Fame, Money, and meeting the best of the business not in the Big 2. See, The Owner has a vision for modern wrestling, so he set up some paperwork to keep his name shrouded in mystery. At the end of May, Wes Grossman started up Danger and Violence Extreme. Can’t say The Owner doesn’t at least have a sense of humor. My homepage is TotalExtremeWrestling.com, a reliable and in-depth Wrestling News website. Apart from the normal forum talk on the latest WWE firings, look what qualified as news: http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/dynasty1copy.jpg Front page news at that! I’ve arrived friends, now to bring some people into DaVE, so I can make this opportunity a launching pad for myself … and The Owner’s dream. - D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 1.2: The DaVE Starting Roster 1.2: The DaVE Starting Roster Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. Well, I can’t spill all the beans, because then we’d have spoiled our storylines for our first big show: Real Extreme. Here are the names I can give you: Monty Brown J-Mal Ekmo Ken Anderson Texan Murdock (Trevor Murdoch) D-Lo Brown Texan Cade (Lance Cade) Dave Dragon Jr. (Kenzo Suzuki) Tomko Nick Dinsmore Paul London Guido Elijah Burke Chris Harris Colt Cabana Redrum Shannon Moore Cliff Compton Broadway Ken Phoenix (Ken Doane, Kenny Dykstra) Basham (Doug Basham) PJ Extreme (PJ Polanco, Justin Credible) Balls Mahoney Se7en Orlando Jordan Homicide Petey Williams At the desk it’ll be: The magnificent, amazing, handsome, multitalented Diamond Dangerous Tazz Paul Heyman!!!!!! Referee will be Jim Korderas, good luck to him. Keeping everyone in line backstage will be the most respected man I know, Terry Funk. Off course that’s just all I can offer you for now. DaVE Real Extreme DaVE Tag Team Tables Match Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton vs. Redrum and Se7en vs. Shannon Moore and Paul London vs. The Texans (Cade and Murdock) DaVE Brass Knuckles Hardcore Match Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme vs. Balls Mahoney DaVE Championship Qualification Matches DaVE Extreme Cage Matches Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore J-Mal Ekmo vs. Guido Ken Anderson vs. Tomko DaVE Championship Match Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match Winner vs. Winner vs. Winner vs. Winner vs. GM Choice vs. The Owner Hope to see you there! -D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 15, 2009 Author Share Posted June 15, 2009 What I usually do, or try to do, is to have the match writeup match the grade of the match. A D+ match wouldn't have as long writeup than a C+ match for example. Yeah that makes a lot of sense ... almost too much sense >> ... << ... >> Darnitall Astil, I have oodles of things to be doing. And you have to go and start a diary that draws my attention?! And I second Fin's thoughts. Better matches, deeper outlining. Sorry Hopefully the shows draw this much attention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 15, 2009 Share Posted June 15, 2009 DaVE Real Extreme DaVE Tag Team Tables Match Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton vs. Redrum and Se7en vs. Shannon Moore and Paul London vs. The Texans (Cade and Murdock) Bias pick, as I'm simply picking the two I like best. Something about sinister characters that I gravitate towards. DaVE Brass Knuckles Hardcore Match Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme vs. Balls Mahoney Again, I'm a Burke fan. Hard to pick against Justin Credible, but Burke has the hungry lion effect working for him. DaVE Championship Qualification Matches DaVE Extreme Cage Matches Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown Kenzo is awesome! I like D'Lo, but Kenzo ... is awesome. lol Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore Dinsmore will feel ... the ... poooounce!!! J-Mal Ekmo vs. Guido I like Guido, scrappy guy with both technical skills and hardcore ability. The artist formerly known as Umaga will squash him like a bug, though. Ken Anderson vs. Tomko I get the feeling that Mr. Anderson will be one of the faces of DaVE, thus he gets the win. DaVE Championship Match Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match Dave Dragon Jr. vs. Monty Brown vs. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Ken Anderson vs. GM Choice vs. The Owner I reserve the right to asterick this if the owner turns out to be Raven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Show's written and should be up tommorrow. Last shot to predict is now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 *camps in front of the arena, waving a sign!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJoshRollins Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Sign Guy Prophet? I'm down for this diary. Should be a fun read. DaVE Real Extreme DaVE Tag Team Tables Match Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton vs. Redrum and Se7en vs. Shannon Moore and Paul London vs. The Texans (Cade and Murdock) I'd like Paul London to go far, but I just can't stand Shannon Moore. I'm a Texan, so I picked The Texans. DaVE Brass Knuckles Hardcore Match Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme vs. Balls Mahoney I think that PJ is winding down his career, but you need to put the title on him to set up a feud with Elijah Burke. It would build Elijah pretty well and allow PJ to go out helping the business. DaVE Championship Qualification Matches DaVE Extreme Cage Matches Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown Fire D'Lo. Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore Fire Monty. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Guido Fire J-Mal. Ken Anderson vs. Tomko Fire Tomko. Make Anderson champ. DaVE Championship Match Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match Dave Dragon Jr. vs. Nick Dinsmore vs. Guido vs. Ken Anderson vs. GM Choice vs. The Owner I think the GM Choice will only help the Owner, but I hope I am wrong totally and Ken wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Sign Guy Prophet? Heck yeah! At the very worst, I can aspire to be Hat Guy Prophet, simply known for sitting in the front row of the DaVE arena every event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. 1.3: DaVE Real Extreme Petey Williams defeated Orlando Jordan – D- Colt Cabana defeated Homicide – D+ http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenKennedy2.jpg Ken Anderson starts the show by walking to the ring. He looks like he has a huge chip on his shoulder, but allows the crowd to chant “Ken-e-dy!” for a bit, before waving them down. “Please allow me to reintroduce myself. I stand here, a proud … DaVE … man! I hail from Green … Bay … WIS-CON-SON! MISSSSSTTTTTAAAAAA …. ANDERSON! … Anderson. See, my real name is Ken Anderson. The Connecticut Crew likes to change peoples name, change how we act. Then they dump us for being too dangerous, for almost injuring their top star. Last I checked, wrestling isn’t about protecting your stars. It’s about Danger! It’s about Violence!” … “I am currently two wins away from a major championship, and then the world will know the name Ken Anderson. … ANDERSON!” B+ http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenDoane.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Domino.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/PaulLondon.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ShannonMoore.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JohnnyStamboli.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KevinThorn.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/LanceCade.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/TrevorMurdoch.jpg Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton (Broadway and Compton) vs. Paul London and Shannon Moore (Energy Up) vs. REDRUM and Se7en (MONS7ERS) vs. Texas Cade and Texas Murdock (The Texans) DaVE Tag Team Championship Tables Match Four men start in the ring, and four men start out of it for this match, and when both members go through a table, they must leave the area. The MONS7ERS start by double teaming Paul London while Shannon Moore is busy with Cliff Compton. Redrum is able to drag London out of the ring and make him the first man eliminated. There domination attracts the attention of all five remaining participants, as a 5 on 2 brawl ensues, with both MONS7ERS being put through tables. Broadway Ken uses the chaos to attack Shannon Moore, but can’t receive help as the Texans are double teaming Compton. Cade hits a big clothesline, and Irish Whips Compton through a table set up in the corner. Murdock attacks Broadway, and spinebusters him through a table. Cade is already beating Moore down when Murdock comes for the help. They both lift a leg of Moore and slam him with a double powerbomb through a table to win the title. Winners: The Texans D Paul Heyman walks from the desk into the ring with a microphone. The “E C Dub!” chant is deafening and doesn’t die down for a moment or two. “Well, I was going to tease this a bit, but if you all are just going to chant all my mic time away, I’ll make my announcement. I have been named GM of DaVE, and so I get to choose a man to participate in the Main Event tonight, and I choose … … this man!” http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Sabu.jpg Sabu walks out, and points to the sky, as the “E C Dub” chant starts up again. B- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/BallsMahoney.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ChrisHarris.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ElijahBurke.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JustinCredible.jpg Balls Mahoney vs. Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme DaVE Brass Knuckles Championship Hardcore Match Elijah Burke and Chris Harris just start going after each other, neither really used to the hardcore environment. PJ and Balls go out to the outside and brawl a bit, before PJ gets the upper hand and beats down Mahoney using the environment. Scowling, he grabs a chair and heads into the ring. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Burke is craftily avoiding the charging attacks by Harris and hitting a few big punches of his own. All that goes for naught as PJ chairs Burke and Harris, and goes to pin Burke. Burke kicks out, and Harris rises up as well. PJ and Chris look at the fallen chair, and Chris goes to grab it. PJ attempts to stop him, but Burke hits PJ right in the face with a right hand. Harris hits PJ in the back with the chair once … twice … three times. Burke smirks a bit a walks out of the ring for a second. Harris goes to pin Extreme but Extreme kicks out.. Outside of the ring, Mahoney has awaken and attacks Burke. Burke blocks, and punches Mahoney in the jaw. Mahoney goes down. He rolls in the ring and hits Harris. Harris goes down. He punches PJ and PJ goes down as well. Smirking, Burke slides off the brass knuckles and pins PJ Extreme. Winner: Elijah Burke D+ J-Mal Ekmo is backstage, applying paint to his face. “Yeah, I’m not a savage. Yeah, I can speak.” His paint finished, he looks up at the screen. “But, with this paint I become the savage. I become the killer. I become a man who cares not about winning or losing. I walk to the ring for one purpose, and one purpose only. To hurt my opponent.” He screams some untranslatable Samoan, and leaves the shot. The camera focuses on the near empty face paint bottle. B- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JamesMaritato.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Umaga.jpg Guido vs. J-Mal Ekmo DaVE Extreme Cage Match (A normal hardcore match, in a cage filled with weapons) Guido looks to strike fast, but his attacks seem to do nothing to J-Mal. J-Mal simply pushes Guido away and begins striking. After beating Guido down into a ball in the corner, J-Mal starts screaming in Samoan. He backs up, staring the downed Guido. He screams again and runs full speed. At the last moment J-Mal lifts his leg, going for the running big boot. Also at the last moment, Guido rolls out of the way, and J-Mal runs into the turnbuckle, and his momentum carries his face first into the cage. Guido grabs a chair and smacks the back of a reeling J-Mal. J-Mal turns, blood and facepaint running down his face, and stares down Guido. Guido goes to swing again, but swiftly, savagely, J-Mal takes his taped thumb and jams it in Guido’s throat. Guido goes limp and J-Mal screams again. Picking up the limp Guido on his shoulder and stares into the crowd, blood dripping off his face. He hits a Samoan Slam and pins his opponent. Winner: J-Mal Ekmo C+ (J-Mal and Guido have good chemistry) Nick Dinsmore comes out, head hung. He simply says “Sorry for Eugene”, in a soft embarrassed manner. He then looks at the tunnel, waiting for his opponent. D- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/MontyBrown.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/NickDinsmore.jpg Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore DaVE Extreme Cage Match Dinsmore looks distracted, which is not a good thing when facing the Alpha Male. Brown’s attack is quick and merciless. He begins with running forearms, into some more running forearms, followed by a running forearm. With Dinsmore on the ground, Brown sets up a table near the downed man. Dinsmore raises slowly … slowly … only to receive … THE POUNCE. The momentum throws Dinsmore down right next to the table. Brown lifts Dinsmore up on his shoulder and slams him down through the table! Winner: Monty Brown C D-Lo Brown has Ken Anderson backstage, at a set. The background of the set reads “The Lo Down” Brown: “What’s up, Ken?” Anderson: “Happy to be here, D.” Brown: “I’ll just through some words out and you comment. WWE.” Anderson: “Vast, vast talent pool. Much like the man with a perfect body, but no brain.” Brown: “TNA.” Anderson: “Kevin Nash is there Champion. Next” Brown: “ECW.” Anderson: “Oh, man. I wish I was around back then. Hopefully DaVE can be half as iconic. Brown: “Speaking of which, DaVE.” Anderson: “A place to dominate.” Brown: ”Until the Main Event, Ken” Anderson gets up and goes face to face with Brown. Anderson: “You got fired because your talent didn’t land you on TV. I got fired because they feared for the health of my opponents. Careful who you cross.” Anderson walks out, leaving D-Lo looking angry. C+ http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/UltimoDragon.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/D-LoBrown2.jpg Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown DaVE Extreme Cage Match The match starts with a fist fight right of the bat. Both men batter each other around, until Dragon’s chops and knees prove too much for D’Lo and he loses the early advantage. With D’Lo reeling, Dragon starts using a chair to work on D’Lo’s joints. A chair shot to the knees, the elboys and finally the neck. He then locks in a leg tweak that pulls D’Lo, stretching his legs. D’Lo makes his way to the ropes… …but it is a hardcore match, no rope break. Flopping, crawling, desperate, D’Lo worms his way around the ring, until he finds a chair. With a surge of energy he hits Dragon in the skull, and the hold is released. D’Lo tries to stand, but cannot. He clutches at his legs in obvious pain. Meanwhile, Dragon has worked himself back to his feet. While D’Lo is struggling he sets up a table. D’Lo is finally able to stand, and rushes Dragon in what seems like a last ditch surge, no doubt Anderson’s words ringing in his head. Dragon anticipates the attack, and counters with a flapjack, launching D’Lo high and into the cage. With a thud, D’Lo lands, unmoving. Dragon drags Brown over and pulls him onto the table. He begins to climb, and gets halfway up. Looking over his fallen foe, with the crowd hissing obscenities at him, he pays homage to the man who paved the way. His Dragonsault is picture perfect, save for D’Lo rolling off the table, and Dragon crashing hard. D’Lo drags himself to the cage, and climbs, barely using his legs. Perched atop, he can hear the crowd roar, and almost falls more than jumps. The Lo Down connects, and D’Lo stays on top of Dragon for the three count. Using Winner: D’Lo Brown C- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenKennedy2.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Tomko.jpg Ken Anderson vs. Tomko DaVE Extreme Cage Match Mr. Anderson receives a huge pop coming to the ring(with a mic, as usual), a tribute to just how much star power he really has. This match is really all about him, and Tomko is just along for the ride. Luckily, not only is Tomko pretty good at putting people over, but he’s a natural fit for Anderson. The chemistry was real. Anderson goes nose to nose with Tomko to start, showcasing the height difference. After his Mister Anderson … Anderson introduction, Tomko is obviously annoyed, but Anderson just smirks. They stare for a minute before Anderson strikes … with the mic! While Tomko’s stunned, Anderson runs to a chair and holds it high for the fans. The pop attracts Tomko’s attention, but Anderson’s already thrown the chair. Tomko catches it, and Anderson dropkicks it into Tomko’s face. After posing to the crowd for a bit, Anderson goes back to work on Tomko. Using the brass knuckles dropped by Burke earlier he beats Tomko unmercifully. With Tomko unmoving, Anderson climbs to the top rope and hits a beautiful Kenton Bomb. Winner: Ken Anderson B- (Anderson and Tomko have good chemistry) The five participants of the Main Event come to the ring, and everyone is a buzz about The Owner. The screen turns on to a picture of a dragon on what seems to be metal. The shot pans out to a chair, with the dragon painted on. “The owner won’t be able to make it, but we have found a good replacement…” As the man walks out the pop is huge, and his entrance music cannot even be heard. … http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/RobVanDam.jpg It’s Rob Van Dam! B- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/D-LoBrown2.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Umaga.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenKennedy2.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/MontyBrown.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/RobVanDam.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Sabu.jpg D’Lo Brown vs. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Ken Anderson vs. Monty Brown vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu Tables, Ladders, Chairs Match DaVE Ultimate Extreme Championship RVD seems to put the other four men off there game. Sabu, however, is thrilled. As the match starts Sabu and RVD tear into the other four. Sabu starts beating down Monty Brown, and RVD beats down D’Lo. Both teammates hit the ropes and clothesline the Browns down. Focusing on the two left, Sabu attacks J-Mal, and RVD attack Anderson. J-Mal and Anderson are still in shock over the speed and teamwork of there foes. Sabu is the first to get extreme, setting up a chair in the corner in front of J-Mal and running through it, busting the Samoan’s head open for the second time that night. On the other side of the ring Van Dam hits the Van Daminator on Anderson, and the crowd loves it. RVD and Sabu play the crowd, there four opponents downed around them. D’Lo is the first up, but on shaky legs, he can’t get to RVD before he notices. RVD fights off D’Lo, and hits a Van Daminator on him as well. At the same time, Monty Brown hits the Pounce on a unaware Sabu. J-Mal quickly rises as well, and the two double team RVD down to the ground. Anderson rolls out of the ring, where D’Lo is laying and looks at him. As Monty Brown and J-Mal beat down RVD and Sabu, slowing the pace down, Anderson beats on D’Lo a bit on the outside. The team inside the ring quickly falls apart, as J-Mal hits an unexpecting Monty Brown with a Samoan Spike. Anderson craftily sets up a table on the outside of the ring, hoping to lure the savage into using it, and he does. After rolling Monty down on the table, he sets up a ladder. As the savage climbs Monty stirs, however Anderson hits him with a chair to keep him still. After a quick shout in Samoan, J-Mal jumps. A huge Samoan splash through the table off a ladder! Neither J-Mal nor Monty is moving. Anderson looks to shoot the half on the prone J-Mal, but a revived Sabu jumps over the top rope and onto the pin. Korderas stops the count at one, and RVD comes out to roll Anderson into the ring. As Anderson and RVD go back and forth in the ring, the crowd loves it. Neither seems to be gaining the upper hand as they go move for move. Van Dam throws a chair at Anderson, but Anderson swats it away. The crowd is really going for both men, with dueling chants echoing through ECW Arena. Interestingly, the crowd has already turned the “Ken-e-dy” chant into an “An-der-son” chant. Anderson tries to get Van Dam on his shoulders for the Green Bay Plunge, but as he is going to the top rope, Sabu reintroduces himself with a two by four wrapped in barbed wire. With Anderson down, clutching his head, RVD gets his specialty Dragon chair. He yells to Sabu, “Finish him! Use this!” The crowd is screaming “Sa-bu! R- V- D! Sa-bu! R-V-D!” Sabu drops the two by four and motions for the chair. RVD tosses it lightly to Sabu and … Van Daminator! RVD just hit his teammate! He goes for the pin on Sabu! 1… 2… 3! Winner: Rob Van Dam B The show ends with Van Dam celebrating with the crowd! . One guy just stands there holding a sign and wearing a funny hat, but for the rest half spit venom at him for hitting Sabu, and half love him unconditionally. C+ Overall Show: C+ -D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 J-Mal talking upsets me. Mr Anderson yelling his name does not. Keeping an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 17, 2009 Author Share Posted June 17, 2009 Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. 1.4: The Owner's Vengeance TotalExtremeWrestling.com Monthly Notes – June 2009 By Ty Paine Sadly New Jack passed away. He was 46 Edge turned Face Week 2 on Smackdown, saving Taker backstage from an attack, and teaming with him in the Main Event. Christian turned heel, beating down Finlay on Smackdown. Bill DeMont becomes head booker of CHIKARA We at TEW declared FCW a “Small” company on Friday Week 2. Vader and Funaki retire Colin Delany won the 2009 Young Lions Cup TNA Slammiversary 2009 got a B+ from TEW. Suicide defeated Chris Sabin in a B- match to retain the X Division title. Angelina Love defeated Taylor Wilde to retain the Knockout Title in a D+ match. AJ Styles defeated Homicide and Brother Devon to retain the TNA Legands title in a Tag Team Legands Match, a B- match. Rhino defeated Angle in the match of the night, an A match. In the shock of the night, Kevin Nash defeated Mick Foley for the TNA World Heavyweight title. Mark Henry fractured Triple H’s ribs. DaVE started off with Real Extreme. Rob Van Dam won the Ultimate Extreme Championship in Viking Hall. Also, The Texans, Cade and Murdock won the Tag Title, and Elijah Burke won the Brass Knuckles title. TNA lose Rhaka Khan, Jaqueline and Cute Kip when they all leave after contract expiry. WWE holds “The Bash” a B+ level show. Carltio and Primo defeated Jesse and Festus for the Unified Tag Team titles (C+) and Punk defeated Khali and Kane to retain the World Heavyweight Title (B+). Match of the Night was Orton and Big Show going over Santino Marella and Jack Swagger, which was an A. Matt Hardy turned face at The Bash calling out DH Smith for reckless behavior and beating him. Jack Swagger turned face at the Bash as well by being Santino’s surprise-a par-ta-ner of the taga team, the Condor to his Animal, the Ledge to his Christian, the Heart Beat Kid to his a-Marty Jennety. It was in the match of the night no less! Match of the Month: Cena and M.V.P. defeated Legacy (Orton and Rhodes) (A*) at RAW week 2 Superstar of the Month: John Cena – Three A matchs, one A* match even if he was mysteriously absent from “The Bash” I embedded the Monthly Notes page to show that we were in it! We matter! We have a ton of great matches set up for DaVE Devourer. In a rematch of last month, D'Lo Brown will face Dave Dragon Jr. in a Hardcore Cage match. D'Lo has heard whispers about how he got lucky to be in the title match, and wants to put those to rest. Ken Anderson, who had some words with D'Lo, will be in a rematch of his own, but this time it's a normal wrestling match. Tomko contends that Anderson would not have won if it were not for the "environment". The Brass Knuckles championship will be on the line when Elijah Burke does battle with a vetran of extreme, Guido. In a match to determine number one contender for the Tag Titles, Broadway and Compton will face the MONS7ERS. Colt Cabana will team with Paul London and Shannon Moore to face PJ Extreme, Balls Mahoney and Chris Harris, the winning three get to face Burke next month. Finally, in the Main Event, A Hardcore Four Way Elimination Match for the Ultimate Extreme Championship, as made by The Owner himself. Rob Van Dam will defend against J-Mal Ekmo, Texan Cade and Texan Murdock. Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D'Lo Brown Ken Anderson vs. Tomko Broadway and Compton vs. the MONS7ERS Elijah Burke vs. Guido Balls Mahoney, Chris Harris and PJ Extreme vs. Colt Cabana, Paul London and Shannon Moore J-Mal Ekmo vs. Rob Van Dam © vs. Texan Cade vs. Texan Murdock Hope to see you there - D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 RVD RVD RVD! Gonna need to make up some new signs. Good show too. I'm with Self, Umaga talking is just weird, but other than, really solid start. Not bad weird, just different weird. lol Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D'Lo Brown I seem to do this every diary. I find one to latch onto, and constantly pick them to win, no matter how unlikely. Suzuki's reprisal of the Dragon seems to be that guy. Ken Andersonvs. Tomko Can't go against Mrrrrrrr. Andeeeeeerson! Broadway and Compton vs. the MONS7ERS A punk kid and a 50's thug vs. a vampire and whatever Rellik is? Mons7ers win. Elijah Burkevs. Guido Guido is awesome, but Burke is a runaway train of talent and charisma. Roll continues through the little Italian from Brooklyn. Balls Mahoney, Chris Harris and PJ Extreme vs. Colt Cabana, Paul London and Shannon Moore I wanted to pick CC and London and Moore to win, but PJ Extreme tipped the scales for me. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Rob Van Dam © vs. Texan Cade vs. Texan Murdock RVD, RVD, RVD! Ooh, ooh, mystery owner = John Bradshaw Layfield! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 21, 2009 Author Share Posted June 21, 2009 Show is written, so barring any Father's Day Shanenigans, it should be up tomorrow. EDIT: There were shenanigans. Show'll be up Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. 1.5: DaVE Devour Nick Dinsmore defeats Petey Williams – D- Hype Video for the Show – C- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenKennedy2.jpg The music starts and the crowd is on there feet for the man they call Anderson! He walks down the the ring with a microphone and soaks in the cheers. “I’m sure all of you fans watched the free Internet showing of the Six Man Main Event. I’m sure all of you saw Rob Van Dam win the Ultimate Extreme Championship. Well, Rob congratulations. Now there is one question on the minds of every fan: When is Van Dam versus Anderson? Let’s look at the other contenders from the six man match. J-Mal. A savage, a man, some sick man trying to be a savage? Monty Brown. A failure at two sports. D’Lo Brown. A failure in the Entertainment Wrestling business, and a bust in hardcore too. Sabu … well okay, if Sabu got a shot before me I may be okay. The Texans? The Texans get a shot before Ken Anderson … Anderson?” Anderson ****s his head quizzically, as if trying to figure it out. “Nevertheless, tonight I face the big man who never amounted to anything Tomko … again.” The crowd boos Tomko. “Yeah, boo. I am wasting my time here, folks. How can I entertain you when the result is already known? He is nothing in comparison to the true and soon to be champion Ken ANDERSON! … AND ER SON!” B- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ElijahBurke.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JamesMaritato.jpg Eljiah Burke vs. Guido DaVE Brass Knuckles Championship Burke starts out on the defense, taking the little Italian for granted. Guido grounds Burke and works his back with a series of boots. He doesn’t stop, and eventually Burke is able to recover and work his way to his feet. Using a bit of speed and the ropes, he is able to give himself the advantage. With the advantage, Burke slowly starts to roll, beating the former ECW star down, waiting for him to get up, and beating him down again. After the Elijah Express, the pinfall is academic. Winner: Elijah Burke D http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/BallsMahoney.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ChrisHarris.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JustinCredible.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpg http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ColtCabana.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/PaulLondon.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/ShannonMoore.jpg Balls Mahoney, Chris Harris and PJ Extreme vs. Colt Cabana, Paul London and Shannon Moore We start with a wily veteran in Balls Mahoney taking on an entertaining youngster in Colt Cabana. Cabana works fast, getting Balls off the ground and pounding on the downed Balls. Colt gets the 2,000 person crowd into it, but while doing this it gives Balls time to get to the Wildcat Chris Harris. Harris hits a big shoulder block, knocking Colt down. Colt gets up, only to receive another shoulder block. When Cabana gets up again, Harris tees off, nailing big uppercut after big uppercut, rocking Cabana around the ring. The punches even knock Cabana’s headband off. Cabana, intelligently, feigns being knocked out against the ropes, and when Harris goes for a big shoulder block Cabana rolls and runs to his corner, getting the tag to Shannon Moore. Moore starts running around, striking and running. The Wildcat can’t keep up the speed, and when Moore starts to tire he tags in London, giving Harris a chance to tag in Balls. Balls is able to bottle London up for a bit of time with sheer brawling, but London slips free. Using his speed he is able to beat Mahoney down, and tag Moore back in. Moore goes for a dropkick, but Mahoney gets away. One ECW original tries to get to another, but PJ Extreme hops off the apron and begins to walk away. Taking advantage, Moore rolls up Mahoney, and gets the win. Winner: Colt Cabana, Paul London and Shannon Moore E+ PJ Extreme is almost all the way back, but hangs around as Cabana and High Energy celebrate. As they walk away, and Harris walks to the back to, Balls gets in PJ’s face. PJ walks to the back, and Balls follows him yelling, only to be attacked by the MONS7ERS, who are coming for there match. REDRUM batters Balls around, until PJ comes out again with a chair. Extreme beats Balls down with the chair, then joins the MONS7ERS on his way to the ring http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JustinCredible.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JohnnyStamboli.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KevinThorn.jpg “This is my team. This is my faction. This is … EX7REME MONS7ERS. And there is one more member” D http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenDoane.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Domino.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/JohnnyStamboli.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KevinThorn.jpg Broadway and Compton vs. the MONS7ERS The MONS7ERS are all over Broadway and Compton before the bells rings, leaving the two ****y youngsters beaten before the match. REDRUM starts in the ring with Broadway, literally throwing his into the corner and clubbing him relentlessly. Grabbing him by the throat, he tosses him to the middle of the ring and tags in Se7en. Se7en positions a limp Broadway’s feet on the ropes and delivers a Kiss of Death DDT. Winner: the MONS7ERS D- A pre taped segment is shown, with Paul Heyman interviewing Rob Van Dam. PH: Rob, why did you choose to return to DaVE? RVD: DaVE is as close to the old Philadelphia extreme wrestling as you can get. PH: Take us through the victory in the six-man match. RVD: You do what you can to win. I’ve heard a lot about betraying my “friend” to win, but in that ring there are no friends. PH: What about the fact that you weren’t supposed to be in that match? RVD: Disrespect. I’m Mister Monday Night, the Whole Damn Show, Rob Van Dam. PH: Yes, but the Owner was supposed to debut… RVD: Casualty of war. PH: Yes, well, that casualty has made the Main Event for DaVE ReVVeD. The Champion will face Sabu for the title. RVD gets up with a quick and angry “We’re done” and leaves the set. C+ http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/UltimoDragon.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/D-LoBrown2.jpg Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown DaVE Extreme Cage Match Once again the ring is filled with a litany of weapons, and a cage surrounds it. As the match starts, Dragon looks to keep it slow and simple, pummeling D’Lo whenever he tried to get running. Dragon seems to be focusing on the body of D’Lo, hitting kidney shots, knife edge chops and stiff kicks. D’Lo eventually slips away from the battery and takes a second to regroup. Dragon tries using this, but is taken down with a toe hold. Seizing the opportunity, D’Lo hits a lighting fast leg drop. Looking to not drag things out, he climbs to the top rope, but Dragon is up, and Dragon has a chair. D’Lo goes to climb down, but it is too late, Dragon hits him hard. D’Lo crashes to the mat, and Dragon races to set up a table. Measuring a bit, Dragon smiles, and begins to climb. Out of the back races a woman, screaming “Ie, ie, ie ie!” http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/HirokoSuzuki.jpg It’s Hiroko! Dragon is completely distracted, giving Brown enough time to recover and start climbing. Hiroko screams for Dragon to pay attention to Brown, and the fight atop the cage is on. A right by Dragon! A right by D’Lo! Hiroko screams below! A right by Dragon! A right by D’Lo! “AN DER SON!” From the back comes Ken Anderson. D’Lo is completely distracted and takes two huge shots from Dragon. Dragon grabs D’Lo and throws him into the ring throught the table! Dragon lines up and hits the Dragon Moonsault onto D’Lo. Though neither man is moving, Dragon is on top of D’Lo, so he gets the three count. Winner: Dave Dragon Jr. C- As Hiroko helps Dragon to the back, Monty Brown comes down to the ring and picks up a beaten D’Lo. He stands D’Lo up, runs to the ropes, and hits the Pounce! D’Lo is carried off, with Ken Anderson laughing at him as he passes, as Monty is given a microphone. “That is championship caliber, right there. I should be challenging for the title, not Sabu” Sabu comes out quickly, and we have a match. C- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/MontyBrown.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Sabu.jpg Monty Brown vs. Sabu Hardcore Match Sabu proves why is has a shot next month for the title. He stops all of Brown’s attempts at using power. He stops all of Brown’s attempts at using speed. Sabu is able to control the match and work towards the Arabian Facebuster, which he hits for the victory. Winner: Sabu C- http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/KenKennedy2.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Tomko.jpg Ken Anderson vs. Tomko Anderson has a huge smirk on his face, even though Tomko came to the ring with a kendo stick. Anderson goes for a quick German suplex, but is caught with a shot to the head with the kendo stick. Taking the advantage, Tomko kicks a man while he’s down. When he is good and sure that Anderson’s down, he exits the ring and gets two chairs. Sliding back in, he sets up a chair underneath Anderson’s head. In what is likely a message to the WWE Champion, Tomko goes to bring the chair down, but Anderson rolls out of the way. Steel hits steel and Tomko is stunned and drop his chair. Anderson kicks Tomko in the gut and hits a DDT onto the chair. He then goes to the ropes, with the entire crowd behind him, and hits the Kenton Bomb. Winner: Ken Anderson B http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/Umaga.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/RobVanDam.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/LanceCade.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/vs.jpghttp://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b332/astil/DAVE/TrevorMurdoch.jpg J-Mal Ekmo vs. Rob Van Dam © vs. Texan Cade vs. Texan Murdock Hardcore Elimination Match DaVE Ultimate Extreme Championship None of the four men trust each other, not even the Texans. J-Mal goes right for the champ, leveling him with a running splash and leaving the Texans to fight each other. RVD is stunned, but quickly recovers to a standing position. He starts kicking at the Samoan, but J-Mal seems unaffected, and walks RVD to the corner. The two brawl at the corner for a spot. The highlight comes when J-Mal is stunned, and RVD jumps to the top rope and hits a lightning fast crossbody, taking the Samoan down for the first time all match. Meanwhile, Cade is quickly destroying the slower and less athletic Murdock. After sneering to the crowd, Cade eyes a stunned Murdock and makes a signal. Running forward, he hits a hug clothesline that knocks Murdock off his feet. Cade signals again to the crowd, this time with a Longhorns. As Murdock gets to his feet, Cade runs in and hits the Texan Big Boot. Texan Murdock eliminated J-Mal and RVD continue to brawl as Cade joins the fray. Cade attacks what he views is the biggest threat, in J-Mal. J-Mal seems to be peeved that his battle with Van Dam was interrupted and focuses all his energy on Cade. Van Dam, however, is thankful for the break and slips out of the ring. It doesn’t take long for Cade to get hit with a Samoan Spike, but as J-Mal rises from being pinned, RVD rolls back in the ring with a chair and smacks J-Mal. Texan Cade eliminated Van Dam quickly hits J-Mal once … twice … three times! The Samoan is staggering, but not down. RVD snaps a quick jump kick to the jaw, and J-Mal falls. Quickly climbing to the top rope, Van Dam hits the Five Star Frog Splash and hooks the leg. Winner: Rob Van Dam C- As RVD celebrates a huge victory, a man in black pants, a black hoodie and a black mask comes out. The masked man is carrying RVD’s Dragon Painted Chair. RVD leaves the ring, and the masked man enters the ring. As the masked man and RVD stare down, J-Mal gets up. J-Mal rushes the masked man, but the man turns quickly and smacks J-Mal hard. J-Mal moves his hands up quickly, covering his face from another shot. The masked man throws the chair, and J-Mal catches it, only to be hit with a Van Daminator. Rob Van Dam looks angry over the steal of his move as the show ends. C+ Overall Show: C -D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Meant to do this early. DaVE Real Extreme DaVE Tag Team Tables Match Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton vs. Redrum and Se7en vs. Shannon Moore and Paul London vs. The Texans (Cade and Murdock) Bias pick, as I'm simply picking the two I like best. Something about sinister characters that I gravitate towards. DaVE Brass Knuckles Hardcore Match Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme vs. Balls Mahoney Again, I'm a Burke fan. Hard to pick against Justin Credible, but Burke has the hungry lion effect working for him. DaVE Championship Qualification Matches DaVE Extreme Cage Matches Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown Kenzo is awesome! I like D'Lo, but Kenzo ... is awesome. lol Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore Dinsmore will feel ... the ... poooounce!!! J-Mal Ekmo vs. Guido I like Guido, scrappy guy with both technical skills and hardcore ability. The artist formerly known as Umaga will squash him like a bug, though. Ken Anderson vs. Tomko I get the feeling that Mr. Anderson will be one of the faces of DaVE, thus he gets the win. DaVE Championship Match Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match Dave Dragon Jr. vs. Monty Brown vs. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Ken Anderson vs. GM Choice vs. The Owner I reserve the right to asterick this if the owner turns out to be Raven! 4/7 Not bad. I like some of your 'bias' and had some big plans for the Monsters. *camps in front of the arena, waving a sign!* Dare I ask, what does the sign say? Sign Guy Prophet? I'm down for this diary. Should be a fun read. DaVE Real Extreme DaVE Tag Team Tables Match Broadway Ken Phoenix and Cliff Compton vs. Redrum and Se7en vs. Shannon Moore and Paul London vs. The Texans (Cade and Murdock) I'd like Paul London to go far, but I just can't stand Shannon Moore. I'm a Texan, so I picked The Texans. DaVE Brass Knuckles Hardcore Match Chris Harris vs. Elijah Burke vs. PJ Extreme vs. Balls Mahoney I think that PJ is winding down his career, but you need to put the title on him to set up a feud with Elijah Burke. It would build Elijah pretty well and allow PJ to go out helping the business. DaVE Championship Qualification Matches DaVE Extreme Cage Matches Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D’Lo Brown Fire D'Lo. Monty Brown vs. Nick Dinsmore Fire Monty. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Guido Fire J-Mal. Ken Anderson vs. Tomko Fire Tomko. Make Anderson champ. DaVE Championship Match Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match Dave Dragon Jr. vs. Nick Dinsmore vs. Guido vs. Ken Anderson vs. GM Choice vs. The Owner I think the GM Choice will only help the Owner, but I hope I am wrong totally and Ken wins. 3/7. Jeez. You want me to fire half my Main Event! Plus, J-Mal is a quick big man, seems he would fit in perfect in the hardcore world of DaVE Heck yeah! At the very worst, I can aspire to be Hat Guy Prophet, simply known for sitting in the front row of the DaVE arena every event. Hats n Signs Guy. Sounds awesome. RVD RVD RVD! Gonna need to make up some new signs. Good show too. I'm with Self, Umaga talking is just weird, but other than, really solid start. Not bad weird, just different weird. lol Dave Dragon Jr. vs. D'Lo Brown I seem to do this every diary. I find one to latch onto, and constantly pick them to win, no matter how unlikely. Suzuki's reprisal of the Dragon seems to be that guy. Ken Andersonvs. Tomko Can't go against Mrrrrrrr. Andeeeeeerson! Broadway and Compton vs. the MONS7ERS A punk kid and a 50's thug vs. a vampire and whatever Rellik is? Mons7ers win. Elijah Burkevs. Guido Guido is awesome, but Burke is a runaway train of talent and charisma. Roll continues through the little Italian from Brooklyn. Balls Mahoney, Chris Harris and PJ Extreme vs. Colt Cabana, Paul London and Shannon Moore I wanted to pick CC and London and Moore to win, but PJ Extreme tipped the scales for me. J-Mal Ekmo vs. Rob Van Dam © vs. Texan Cade vs. Texan Murdock RVD, RVD, RVD! Ooh, ooh, mystery owner = John Bradshaw Layfield! 5/6. A little more predictable, which is good, means my stories are getting through. Except for heel RVD, no one seems to be buying that. Also, on the subject of J-Mal, it was supposed to be an ECW-esque backstage "shoot" promo. In the ring, J-Mal only shouts nonsensical Samoan. I'm hoping to update the front page within the next few days, so if you have any suggestions for wrestlers entrance music you can drop them in here. Also I would like some feedback on the last show. Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Second show was good, more solid build up, and PJ (keep wanting to call him Credible. lol) joining the Monsters should make for an interesting pairing. And the thing about J-Mal was just personal feeling. Even when he did it on Smackdown, I was like "wha ... ?" It's one of those Wayne and Garth dream sequence moments for me. And the sign always changes. Not like the red capped guy from WWE fame, but Sign Guy Dudley of the arena fame. Stuff like "I'm Gertner's Wingman." lol I may come back later with song ideas that come to mind, and be prepared, at some point, I'm gonna start cheering for other wrestlers in other companies that you should leech, such as Sheamus O'Shaunessy and Jack Evans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 Second show was good, more solid build up, and PJ (keep wanting to call him Credible. lol) joining the Monsters should make for an interesting pairing. And the thing about J-Mal was just personal feeling. Even when he did it on Smackdown, I was like "wha ... ?" It's one of those Wayne and Garth dream sequence moments for me. And the sign always changes. Not like the red capped guy from WWE fame, but Sign Guy Dudley of the arena fame. Stuff like "I'm Gertner's Wingman." lol I may come back later with song ideas that come to mind, and be prepared, at some point, I'm gonna start cheering for other wrestlers in other companies that you should leech, such as Sheamus O'Shaunessy and Jack Evans. O'Shaunessy is already main eventing ECW by Devour. Evans is high on my signlist, but I want him to fit into a storyline, not just be a floundering midcarder (looking at you Guido). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 O'Shaunessy is already main eventing ECW by Devour. Evans is high on my signlist, but I want him to fit into a storyline, not just be a floundering midcarder (looking at you Guido). Leave it to a game to realize the true potential of the Irish Curse. lol And I can understand that about Evans. He's got a lot of momentum in Mexico, but I don't quite get his storyline right now. (Damn you middle school Spanish!) I just like watching him do the corkscrew splash from a standing position on his opponent's chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astil Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 ((Actually, I'll hold off until Danger and Violence Extreme to do the front page.)) 1.6: Ikei Welcome to JobberToTheGods.BlogMe.com, the official Blog of professional wrestler Diamond Dangerous. TotalExtremeWrestling.com Monthly Notes – July 2009 Triple H turns after returning from rib injury and attacking Cena and Batista. Ms Chif and Mercedes Martinez signs a deal with AJPW. We here at TEW have declared Nu Wrestling Evolution as a Cult Promotion. Christian resigns with WWE. OVW lost there television show. Greg Valentine official retires. TNA held Victory Road, which rated a disappointing C+. AJ retained over Matt Morgan in a C rated match. Angelina Love defeated Ayako Hamada in a E+ match. In the main event, Kevin Nash defeated Brother Ray to retain in a C level match. Match of the night was Lashley defeated Devon, Rhino and Booker in a B+ match, but not even that could save the lackluster show. Night of Champions was a fantastic B+ show. Carlito and Primo retained over Haas and Benjamin in a C+ match. Natalya defeated Melina for the WWE Women’s Title. Dreamer defeated Chavo and Festus to retain the ECW title in a C+ match. In the main event a newly resigned and heel Christian defeated Edge in a B+ level match to win the WWE Heavyweight which was vacated by Batista’s injury early June. Match of the night was a tie between Triple H defeating Santino Marella and Jericho going over Finlay (both of which were ‘A’s) WWE hires Jay Lethal and then sends him to FCW, as well as bringing back Afa Jr. for a development contract DaVE held Devour right in TNA’s Region, and earned a C level show. No titles changed hands, and the match of the night was Ken Anderson defeating Tomko (B) In Japan ; 4 figureheads retire. By Tom Gilmore Mitsuhara Misawa, Seiji Sakaguchi and Antonio Inoki all announced there retirement from the business today. Misawa’s was especially difficult for the Japanese scene, as he is the acting president of Pro Wrestling NOAH. Misawa is a 5 time AJPW Triple Crown Champion, a 3 time GHC Heavyweight Champion and a 10 time Tag Team Champion, with Toshiaki Kawada, Jun Akiyama, Yoshinari Ogawa and Kenta Kobashi. Seiji Sakaguchi is recognized as one of Japan’s tallest heavyweight, and was heavily involved in NJPW backstage activities. Antonio Inoki is a living legend, who founded NJPW. Why all three retired on the same day is unknown, and most likely coincidence, but if any news comes out, we will be the first to report it. Embedded the article on Japan to pay respect to those who came before me, even if they did so across the world. Do we have a show for you at ReVVeD! The first chance to see the owner in action, and let me tell you, it will not be one to miss. J-Mal Ekmo wants revenge for The Owners attack, and the Owner looks to continue to prove a point to RVD heading into Danger and Violence Extreme. Speaking of Van Dam, he will face the man he betrayed to get to the top, Sabu in a Ultimate Extreme Championship match. In other championship news, the Texans will stand toe to toe with a pair of MONS7ERS to attempt to retain the Tag Team Championship. In other EX7REME MONS7ERS championship news, PJ Extreme will face Elijah Burke for the Brass Knuckles Championship. Also in tag team competition D'Lo Brown tags with young COlt Cabana to face his rival Dave Dragon Jr. and Monty Brown. We hope to see you at this exciting show, the last one before the big Danger and Violence Extreme. Colt Cabana and D'Lo Brown vs. Dave Dragon Jr. and Monty Brown Elijah Burke © vs. PJ Extreme - Brass Knuckles Championship MONS7ERS vs. Texans © - Tag Team Championship Rob Van Dam © vs. Sabu - Ultimate Extreme Championship J-Mal Ekmo vs. The Owner -D.D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Colt Cabana and D'Lo Brown vs. Dave Dragon Jr. and Monty Brown You'd never know it from my picks, but I'm actually a big Colt fan. Suzuki having Hiroko by his side tips the balance, and the Dragon wins again. Big build up until Ultimo Dragon storms the scene. Elijah Burke © vs. PJ Extreme - Brass Knuckles Championship This one should be messy, but I don't see Elijah losing the title just yet. MONS7ERS vs. Texans © - Tag Team Championship However, I can see PJ coming back and helping Rellik and Se7en win some gold. Not saying he will, but it could happen. Rob Van Dam © vs. Sabu - Ultimate Extreme Championship He's Suicidal, he's homicidal, he's genocidal, he's ... just had a chair kicked in his face. lol J-Mal Ekmo vs. The Owner This eliminates Joey Styles, Paul Heyman, and Eric Bischoff from the potentials list. Is it Jim Force? It's Jim Force, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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