(Cornellverse) The Amazing Avatars

Antithesis · December 2, 2009

First, let me compliment you on your writing. Your a great writer, and reading your stories is humorous, and to tell the truth, hard to stop reading (can't wait to here what happens next). Bassically, your top notch in my book. I just want to make that clear.

Anti, I'm going to say some things that are meant to be taken lightly, and not to be taken as an insult.

The only concern I have is how "racy" some of your content is. There are children that read these diary's here, and I just think some of your content might be a bit much. I ask you to keep in mind that there are a number of kids on these forums 14 and younger.

Again, I want to make it clear that I absolutely love reading your diary, and I definately can't wait for the next installment. I don't want to come off the wrong way.

Well, thank you for the compliment. Actually I agree with you that, so far, things have been over the top with Ernie, the Carpet Cleaning Crew, and the Naughty Ninja. But this was done, in part, to show how far some wrestlers, including Jake, can fall, and how, with the help of friends and family, one can eventually redeem one's self. That plus, as time goes on, the focus will broaden out to include more normal gimmicks/workers. But those changes will all come naturally, as a result of story progression.

BHK1978 · December 2, 2009

Never change the name of the Carpet Cleaning Crew. That is the best name ever!

djthefunkchris · December 3, 2009

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="DreamGoddessLindsey" data-cite="DreamGoddessLindsey" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm loving all of it! Don't change a thing! It's freaking hilarious!</div></blockquote> I wasn't telling him to change his story. I was asking to consider some other things outside of the story as he's writing it. There really are children that play TEW, come here often, and even play mafia with us. That's all, and he took it the right way (has known me for a while <img alt=";)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> ). <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Antithesis" data-cite="Antithesis" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Well, thank you for the compliment. Actually I agree with you that, so far, things have been over the top with Ernie, the Carpet Cleaning Crew, and the Naughty Ninja. But this was done, in part, to show how far some wrestlers, including Jake, can fall, and how, with the help of friends and family, one can eventually redeem one's self. That plus, as time goes on, the focus will broaden out to include more normal gimmicks/workers. But those changes will all come naturally, as a result of story progression.</div></blockquote> I can't wait to see it how it all comes together. I know you didn't take me the wrong way, but just in case, let me emphasize that I am loving the writing. If anything my comments were made out of the desire to make sure you don't stop. I don't know if you were here when a Picture pack was pulled from the mod section because it was a pic-mod of, well... Porn stars. So keeping that in mind, I just want to make sure the story get's told:)

Antithesis · December 3, 2009

“You’re gonna need some announcers. Probably some more managers as well as expanding the roster too.” My father had no problem giving his opinion, whether I had asked for it or not.

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“I don’t know, I have an awful lot of money tied up in tv and radio ads now. I am not sure if we’ll have the money for all that.”

He reached across the desk and handed me a stack of papers. “That’s a contract to air one hour of taped wrestling late night, once every week, on the National Pride Network. They’ll provide the equipment and editing studios, but you’ll have to front the production costs and give up all the ad revenue to the network. it’s a leap I know, but with the war between Cornell and Eisen heating up, it won‘t be long and people will be clamoring for wrestling again.”

He must have noticed the blank look on my face. “Its for one season. If we don’t like it, we’re not obligated for anything after that. Also, I’ve already fronted them the first month’s worth of production fees out of my own pocket.”

“Dad…”

“And here’s a tape consisting of some matches and promos from guys I’ve already contacted for working the Mean Time show. Once you watch it I am sure you will call them and can work out the details.”

He stood up then and began to walk to the door. “Wait. Dad, why?”

He looked up at the ceiling as he answered. “All my life I’ve worked for other people. Made a good living at it, but I watched as I helped to make them rich, and in the process, tear families apart and turn good people like my brother into bitter old men. Seemed like the entire Avatar clan was always destined to do someone else’s bidding. But now, we have a chance to build something for us, for the family. I am not gonna sit by without helping as much as I can. From here on out, whatever you need, just ask.”

Speechless, I looked at the index on the tape, and one name in particular caused all the blood to drain from my face.

“How did you get ahold of him?”

“That guy?” He laughed. “His dad owed me a few favors from long ago. So I called him up, found out he was available, and made a tentative agreement. He’s waiting on the final word from you.”

“But this… this changes everything.”

He thought it over for a second and then nodded in agreement. “I guess it does. Talk with you later, Jake.”

And with that, he walked out of my office.

Stunned, I sat in my chair for a while and thought over what he’d said. Eventually I plugged in the tv and vcr and began watching the tape. Impressed with what I saw, I picked up the phone and dialed the number for one of the other wrestlers I saw. I’d wait to calm down before calling ‘him’.

“Hello, is this Jacob Jett? Hi, my name is Jake Avatar…”

Antithesis · December 4, 2009

Live from the North Carolina Biker Museum GWA: Mean Time <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hgGyX7WPxuQ?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Helmet"></iframe></div></div> Backstage: I couldn’t find a decent announcer in time for the show, so I let Hustler D talk me into hiring his partner, Joker The Pimp to help with broadcast duties. Both of them were trading war stories with Brains McGhee, GWA’s newest manager. Watching them together I thought of them as a Midget Mafia. I wrote that idea down and went to find my dad. He was busy going over the finish for the opening match, so I made my way over to where Jack was chatting with Charles and Steve Flash. “You guys ready?” “Sure,” Steve told me, “just wanted to know who it is I’m wrestling tonight. I didn’t see anyone listed and- hey is that who I think it is?” I turned and saw a tall, fit looking fellow set his bag down at a locker with at least half a dozen people walking up to introduce themselves to him. “Yeah that’s him. He’ll be wrestling you tonight for the world title.” “Damn, and I just got the new belt. Oh well. I am gonna go talk to him. You guys take care.” Charles laughed, “he seemed to take that okay.” “Steve’s a pro, through and through.” I saw my sister Kate across the room talking to Corrine White. “I just hope his attitude spreads out to everyone else tonight.” And with that, it was time to start the show. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: ‘Pimp Daddy’ Ernie Turner http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/ErnieTurner.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/E-45xJl_mhE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Jay-Z - Big Pimpin"></iframe></div></div> vs. Brady Prince http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/BradyPrince.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAty4peubo&feature=related" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqAty4peubo&feature=related</a> Ernie Turner again was accompanied down to the ring by Golden Delicious and Hustler D. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/GoldenDelicious.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/HustlerD.jpg He attempted to grab the microphone, perhaps to make Brady Prince an offer, but Brady simply clotheslined him and began to kick Ernie in the head. Of course, that would not harm Ernie at all, so soon Ernie was back up and exchanging punches with his opponent. This went on for a while until Golden Delicious jumped up on the ring apron and needed the ref’s help to correct a wardrobe malfunction. Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the ring, Hustler D jumped in and threw a handful of some kind of powder at Brady. Brady ducked, however, and the powder caught Ernie right in the face. Blind, Ernie gave little resistance as he was pinned for the three count. Winner: Brady Prince via midget machinations Time: 5:32 Rating: E+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Title Tournament QuarterFinal Match 1: Davis Wayne Newton http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/DavisWayneNewton.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ldAwxxoK-M" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ldAwxxoK-M</a> vs. Tamara McFly http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Female%20Wrestlers/TamaraMcFly.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-4krcj9JI&feature=channel" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-4krcj9JI&feature=channel</a> The match began with Davis Wayne Newton sticking his hand out for a hand shake. Tamara looked around in the crowd to see if she should, with most of the audience shouting out warnings. She did shake his hand, which allowed Davis to pull her in as he kneed her in the gut. He then lashed her back with several clubbing forearms, causing Tamara to fall to the mat. He picked her up by her hair and then punched her several times in the face, causing her lip to split open. Davis grabbed her by the throat and backed Tamara into a corner where he began to taunt her. Tamara finally managed to shove Davis away, and as he approached again she spit blood in his face. Irate, he charged her, but she hoisted herself on the top turnbuckle and caught Davis in a head scissors. She then kept him at bay with a series of kicks, the last of which Davis caught her leg. Tamara then hit Davis with an Enziguri and she quickly ran to the nearest corner. After climbing to the top rope, she leapt off and caught Davis with the McFly in the Ointment. She quickly covered him and got the three count. Winner: Tamara McFly via McFly in the Ointment Time: 6:02 Rating: D After the match the crowd began to chant at Davis Wayne Newton. “You lost to a girl,” resounded through the arena as the young man covered his ears and ran back to the dressing room.</div></blockquote> Backstage: I made sure I was there to see Davis apologize to Tamara for busting her lip. Personally I can’t abide seeing men beat on women, but Kate wouldn’t join the company unless I agreed to have integrated match ups. Anyway, Tamara was very cool about the whole thing. Little did I know that a man attacking a woman was going to become a gigantic deal later on in the show. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment 1: Brains McGhee made his way down to the ring. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/BrainsMcGhee.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qw0zZttfUaw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Original Old School Classic Oompa Loompa Music Videos"></iframe></div></div> “Shut up, you morons! I have a little story for you all. The other day, I get a call from this sad sack of maggots named Jake Avatar asking if I can come and save his company from bankruptcy. I say sure, if you have enough money to get my krunk on. And I laid down another condition. I pick my own wrestlers. Don’t saddle me with some worthless has beens. I want the cream of the crop! So he agrees, and I get in touch with my first acquisition, someone who gives new meaning to the term bigger is better. That’s right, here and now, please welcome, The Big Problem!” The Big problem’s music hits and he strolls down to the ring. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheBigProblem.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/4N-n4CNz8BE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Lil Wayne - Problem Solver (Gillie diss)"></iframe></div></div> Problem steps over the top rope and stands behind Brains, doing his best to look menacing as Brains continued. “Starting today, all you punks in the back are on notice. Mess with me, and get stepped on. You’ve all been warned!” Together, they left the ring. Rating: C</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Title Tournament QuarterFinal Match 2: Warren Technique http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/WarrenTechnique.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VTIkDmNVJeA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Moby - Extreme Ways ( from The Bourne Ultimatum )"></iframe></div></div> vs. Jacob Jett http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JacobJett.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3voawEb6Xgw" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3voawEb6Xgw</a> The match began with both men walking up and standing nose to nose. Warren then shoves Jacob, who just smirks. The circle each other and then close upon one another with a flurry of punches. Warren then grabs Jacob’s arm and shoots him into the ropes. Jacob flips over Warren’s back body drop attempt and leaps to the second rope. Jacob kicks off the ropes and hits Warren with a springboard dropkick. He then goes for the cover. ONE Warren kicked out, and Jacob immediately dashed towards the ropes, he rebounds and drop kicks Warren in the face as he sat prone on the mat. Jacob then scoops Warren up for a suplex, but Warren reverses it. Warren then applied a chin lock which wasn’t broken until Jacob managed to scoot to the ropes. Both men then were stood and traded moves back and forth until Jacob Jett was whipped into a corner. Warren followed with a Big Splash but Jacob moved and Warren landed head first on the top turnbuckle. Jacob then covered his opponent and sneakily placed both of his feet on the second rope for added leverage. ONE TWO THREE Winner: Jacob Jett with assistance from the ring ropes Time: 8: 17 Rating: D</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment 2: Jacob then called for a microphone. Once he had it, he began a tirade on Tamara McFly. “Look I got no problem with women. Nature designed them perfectly for cooking, cleaning, and buying my pictures later at the autograph table. But you have to be some kind of crazy person to think a woman, any woman, hell, even Sean McFly’s sister, is going to pose a challenge to me.” “So sweety, what I propose to you is, come the day for the Cruiserweight Semi Finals, you find something else to do. Go paint your toe nails, get your hair done, maybe come down with female problems. Whatever, I don’t care. Just do not show up for our match. I will not be held responsible for what will happen if you do.” And he left on that note. Rating: E</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Title Tournament QuarterFinal Match 3: Takayuki Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TakayukiAvatar.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI</a> vs. Valentine http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Valentine.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/7f_HsjpSVaI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="holding out for a hero Bonnie Tyler"></iframe></div></div> Before his music started, the arena lights were dimmed. Then Valentine walked out in a glittery ten gallon hat and neon ass-less chaps that glowed in the dark. Once he was ready, Takayuki wasted little time tearing into him with kicks and chops. Valentine did get some offense when Takayuki missed a somersault into the corner, but Takayuki once again took control by countering a back body drop with a swinging neck breaker. Takayuki then climbed the ropes and hit a prone Valentine with his patented Avatar Arrow. The three count followed shortly after that. Winner: Takayuki Avatar via Avatar Arrow Time: 5:58 Rating: D-</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Title Tournament QuarterFinal Match 4: Burning Exile http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/BurningExile.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/HcK3J4A0cl4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="JJ Burnel (The Stranglers) - You won't see me coming"></iframe></div></div> vs. Trent Shaffer http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TrentShaffer.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypyv04tKAIw" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypyv04tKAIw</a> Trent Shaffer, along with Jacob Jett and a couple of others, was hired off of my father’s say so. Burning Exile was an acquaintance of Takayuki’s from Japan, rumored to have a bad attitude, but maybe the language barrier kept that in check. So far, most of the matches hadn’t been all that great, so I was hoping these two would be able to compensate for that. They started out with a series of collar and elbow tie ups with neither man getting an advantage. Eventually, Exile grew tired of this and began to throw punches before grabbing Trent in a headlock. Trent shot Exile into the ropes, and then dropped to the mat as Exile ran back. Exile hopped over Trent and went to the opposite side of the ring. Back up, Trent then leap frogged Exile. He then turned, and as Exile ran towards him again, grabbed Exile and sent him air borne. Exile crashed down to the mat and Trent immediately put him in an arm bar. The hold lasted a while, until Exile stood, flipped forward, then backwards, then used his momentum to reverse the hold. Trent then flipped forward as well, then backwards, reversed the hold, then pulled Exile down, whereupon Trent Fell back, broke the hold, and kicked Exile as he went for a kip-up. Frustrated, Exile charged Trent, and the two began exchanging punches, until Exile sent Trent into the ropes and hit him with a running knee to the face. He went for the pin. ONE TWO Trent kicked out, and Exile ran to the ropes, leapt to the second rope and launched into a moonsault. Trent brought both knees up in response, catching Exile in the abdomen. Trent then scooped Exile up and tried for a power bomb, but Exile rocked backwards and turned the move into a hurricanrana. ONE Trent kicked out, but was poked in the eye as he tried to stand. Exile then struck Trent with a series of chops, the last of which caught Trent in the throat. As he gasped for air, Trent leaned forward, and Exile grabbed him in a front face lock and then struck him with several knees before gaining the double underhooks and hoisting Trent up for a butterfly suplex. Trent crashed to the mat, and again Exile was quickly up and moving towards the corner. There he climbed up top and launched off with a 450 Splash, but at the last second, Trent rolled away. Trent draped his arm over Exile. ONE TWO TWO AND A HALF Exile brought his shoulder up just in time. Both men slowly climbed to their feet as Joker The Pimp announced over the intercom that one minute remained in the time limit. The two men then stared at each other before both ran to opposite sides of the ring. They then crashed together in dual cross body blocks and landed in a heap. As they both stood, again, they attempted the same maneuver at the same time. Both drop kicks missed their mark. The two men stood once more and then traded punches. Exile tried a spinning kick on Trent, who ducked, and caught Exile on his way around and hoisted him up to his shoulders. He then pitched sideways and rolled with the move, planting Exile in the mat with a Death Valley Driver. Trent then covered his opponent. ONE TWO TWO AND A HALF The bell sounded, and Trent stood wearily with his arms raised, but the ref began to talk to him and soon it became obvious that the time had expired just as he was about to pin Exile. The ref then spoke with Joker the Pimp, who made it official. Winner: Draw due to time limit Time: 15:00 Rating: D+</div></blockquote> Backstage: I thanked both wrestlers as they came back to the locker room. The match wasn’t quite as good as I had hoped for, but it could serve as something everyone else could build off of. I checked the booking sheet one last time to make sure we were next, when my father walked up. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheGrandAvatar.jpg “You boys ready?” “Yes sir,” we replied in unison. “Then go give them hell!” I looked over to Jack and saw that he was grinning. It was show time. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment 3: Both Jack and I had microphones as we made our way down to the ring. I spoke first. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpg “Past few weeks, this has weighed pretty heavily on me. My uncle, the Masked Avatar, saw fit to call us out. He and his mutual admiration society of Steve Flash and Jack Griffith, they jumped me and attacked my brother. Then they went and bragged about their group, the Hardliners.” “But that’s okay. Growing up I learned early on that the Masked Avatar had anger issues. Always going from promotion to promotion, trying his best, and coming up short every time. He looks at us and sees the next generation right on his heels. So he does what he feels he has to. As for Steve Flash and Jack Griffith. Who knows what their deal is, but they seem fine with following my uncle around, so at least we know where they stand.” My brother Jack then spoke. “But the problem isn’t all that, its what you guys did afterwards. Recruiting our step brother Charles into your clique. Filling him with stories about how he was the ‘Black Sheep’ of the family, and why he needed to stick his nose in the World Title Final match.” “Well, I spoke with Eisaku Hoshino, and asked him, but he can’t quite find it in his heart to forgive you Charles. And I can see why he feels that way. So I made him an offer. Tonight, Jake, Eisaku Hoshino, and myself are gonna team up. We want our uncle, our step brother, and Jack Griffith in a six man tag match. No time limit, no DQ. It might be too late for the rest of you, but we hope if we can beat some sense into Charles maybe he’ll see the light!” I finished the promo before exiting the ring. “Oh, and one last thing. Don’t worry about what you’ll be doing tonight, Steve Flash. I’ve scheduled you to defend the GWA World title against a mystery opponent. A man who sympathizes with the troubles wrestling families sometimes face. We’ll be waiting to hear from you soon.” Rating: C- </div></blockquote> Backstage: While not a home run, I felt the promo did its job by setting up several matches for later, and built upon the cruiserweight match from earlier in the night. Next all we needed was a strong match, and then I looked at the booking sheet. “Crap on a stick!” The Nation of Filth must have thought I was talking about them because they both walked over. “Hey Jake, why do you have us wrestling the lesbians tonight? Don’t we deserve better,” Grunt asked. “Yeah,” his partner Stink chimed in, “not to mention what if one of them tries to cop a feel. It’s really cold out there in the arena…” I just stared at him. “Why do you two always spring this b.s. on me at the last possible minute? Look, we can talk about this later. Now get out of here. Don’t worry about your intro music, I picked the song out myself this time, okay? So, go already.” They must have sensed my frustration, as they left without bothering me any more. The nerve of those guys. Good thing I had stopped by the music store earlier. Payback would be so much fun. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA World Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinal Match 1: The Nation of Filth Grunt and Stink http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Grunt.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Stink.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NHozn0YXAeE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Hanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs. The Carpet Cleaning Crew Corrine White and Viv Jacobs http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Female%20Wrestlers/CorrineWhite.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Female%20Wrestlers/VivJacobs.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/3fBdgZUtpBg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Katy Perry- I kissed a girl (OFFICAL MUSIC VIDEO)"></iframe></div></div> The less said about this match, the better. Grunt pinned Corrine following a Running Sewer Line. (Don’t ask). One interesting note though. Watching this catastrophe on the monitor backstage, I told my Shooter, Waldo, to be ready when The Nation came back to the locker room. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/WeirdWaldoOdlaw.jpg I advised him that if they wanted to start trouble, to just wait until I began to fidget before knocking them out. Waldo promptly walked over the Brains McGhee and kicked him in the head. “What the hell was that for,” I demanded. “You said to knock out the midget didn’t you? Damn I am sorry. The meds screw up my hearing sometimes.” “Go apologize to the man after he wakes up.” Great, I had a shooter alright, a shooter that couldn’t shoot straight. Winner: Grunt via Running Sewer Line Time: 4:48 Rating: E</div></blockquote> Backstage: Yet another headache. “I’m not losing to no damn Mexicans, you hear me?!?! It was Mexicans that killed my father!” Sgt. Bubba Lee West was carrying on about his dad and reverse racism and what not. Meanwhile, Champagne Lover and his partner, Gino Montero stood there and simply repeated, “si, si, si senior.” Disgusted, I got up in Bubba’s face. “You are going to settle down and do what I tell you to do.” Bubba didn’t blink an eye. “Why’s that, pretty boy?” I looked around and saw Waldo chasing invisible butterflies. “Ahem, because if you do I will pay you a lot of money.” Bubba stepped back. “Sounds good to me,” he grinned. “Okay Bob lets go.” Things had started to spiral out of control. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA World Tag Team Title Tournament Semifinal Match 2: Bob Casey and Sgt. Bubba Lee West http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/BobCasey.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/SgtBubbaLeeWest.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsoqYP9UMI&feature=related" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsoqYP9UMI&feature=related</a> vs. The Latin Love Machines Champagne Lover and Gino Montero http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/ChampagneLover.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/GinoMontero.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OUeamSTnlPg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Mariachi Mariachi Flavoured Music number one hits 2009"></iframe></div></div> Champagne Lover quickly took control of Bob Casey. After Several fast tags with Gino Montero, they had Bob worn down enough for the pin, but Sgt. Bubba came in and broke it up. Eventually Bob caught Gino making a rookie mistake and body slammed him. He then tagged in Bubba who put the boots to Gino. Eventually Gino fought back and finally was able to make the tag to his partner who quickly came in and laid Bubba out with a power bomb. He then went to the top rope and landed on Bubba after a Corkscrew splash from the top. However at the 2 count, Bob interfered, which brought Gino in. All four men brawled for a bit until order was restored. After a low blow, Bubba tagged in Bob, who tried to place Champagne Lover in a figure four leg lock, but was rolled into a small package instead. Bubba could not save his partner in time. Winner: Champagne Lover via small package roll up Time: 6:26 Rating: D-</div></blockquote> Segment 4: After the ring had cleared, the Masked Avatar walked out. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheMaskedAvatar.jpg “Ya know its easy, when you’ve had everything handed to you in life, to get discouraged when a little strife gets in the way. That’s why we had the twins out here earlier, swapping sob stories about how the Hardliners beat them up and took their lunch money. Boys, you have no idea what its like to struggle, to fight to earn all that you have, and watch as snot nosed punks walk by and mock you for it. “Want to know why Jack and Steve aligned themselves with me? Its simple, they are sick and tired of watching kids come in, not pay their dues, and then piss on everything they worked to build. You thought the GWA would serve as an edifice to yourselves, that once again it would all just be handed to you. Wrong.” “You lack an essential understanding of life, just like all the losers in this audience here. That’s why you can’t understand the choice Charles made. Charles wants to pay his dues. Charles wants to earn what he gets. He doesn’t want it handed to him like you two fools. And if that fact upsets you or Eisaku Hoshino, a man I used to respect until he sold out too, then you can all try to deal with it, starting tonight. We accept your challenge, as it is a pleasure to teach you kids a new lesson, as always, the hard way.” “And as for Steve, he’s one of the best wrestlers in the world today. So it doesn’t matter who you paid off. He’ll make short work out of him too and keep his title. So whoever it is, bring him on!” Rating: C+ The End of Part One

Antithesis · December 5, 2009

Continued from Part One of Mean Time

Backstage:

Alicia Strong walked in right on time, with her gear all set and ready to go. She followed me out to the hallway so I could talk to her privately.

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“Here’s your belt back. If you want, there is no reason to go through with this.”

“Oh really? After I promised the fans and everything, huh? What, is Kate refusing to do business now?”

“Well, no, but you see-”

“Daddy warned me you guys might try to pull something, that’s why he made me bring along my insurance policy.” She looked behind me.

I turned and saw a human wall. My neck craned up and up and up.

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“Hi there Bruce. Guess you’ll be accompanying Alicia out to the ring?”

“Grar wrar mor lon grar!”

I don’t know what he said exactly, but I got the message.

“Alrighty then. If two wanna go see the sound guy about your intro music we can start getting ready for your match. Excuse me please”

I walked back into the locker room and gathered up Kate, Jack, Takayuki, my Uncle, and Waldo. I explained the situation to them. My Uncle got upset at Kate for her unwillingness to lose, and walked off. Jack and Takayuki said they back up Kate, whatever happened.

With Waldo, I had to be very, very specific.

“I want you to be waiting out in the audience now. If Bruce the Giant lays one finger on Kate, you jump the rail. It is absolutely necessary that you DEFEND KATE AT ALL COSTS! Do you understand me?”

He said he did, so I let him leave to find a place close to the ring.

After that, all the males in our conversation departed and Kate gave me a hug. “You really shouldn’t worry. I can handle myself.” She smiled.

“I’m not taking any chances. Make sure you know where Bruce is at all times, okay?”

“Alright, Jake. I promise.”

She left to finish whatever last minute stuff she had to do.

I stood there, fending off a panic attack, when suddenly a smoke bomb was tossed at my feet and Fumihiro Ota appeared.

I looked him over. “Now is not a good time, Fumi.”

“I happened to overhear what was said with my super ninja hearing while I was spying on the women’s bathroom. I believe that I can be of some help to you, should push come to shove.”

“Well, that’s nice Fumi, but what can you do to help against Bruce? And besides, why would you want to help us anyway?”

He looked at me in shock. “Section Eighteen of the Ninja code states one must always aid a damsel in distress. Everyone knows that.”

“You want to see Kate’s underwear, don’t you?”

“Oh yes.” He practically moaned. “And here is how I can help.” He pulled out some ancient ninja scroll and showed it to me.

After reading the first few lines, I could only say, “What the hell-” Before I heard the announcer start the introductions.

GWA Women’s Title Tournament Final match:

Alicia Strong

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1FWCPHTl9s&feature=channel" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1FWCPHTl9s&feature=channel</a>

vs.

Kate Avatar

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As one might imagine, the match was a cluster from the start. Alicia, worried about Kate, didn’t give her anything. Kate, having to keep one eye on Bruce, wasn’t comfortable giving Alicia anything either.

This went on for over ten minutes. Plenty of failed attempts and stalling. Eventually they tied up and Alicia elbowed Kate above her right eye, causing blood to flow. From the monitor I could see Kate smile.

“Oh Hell! Everyone get ready!”

Now, before I continue, I should probably explain, so everyone understands the context here. I am sure that as the daughter of Sam Strong, and being trained by the best, Alicia is a tough girl who can handle her own.

Kate, however, is a different animal. She grew up in a wrestling family where the father was rarely home. This meant that Kate’s brothers, all huge wrestling fans, would use her to try out their fancy wrestling moves. My father, when he came home, the last thing he wanted to hear was complaints about rough housing. So Kate learned very early in life that if she wanted peace, she’d have to fight for it.

So she began working out. Strength training. Cardio. She watched MMA, and checked out books about fighting from the library. She made dad sign her up for classes in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Kick Boxing. Dad introduced her to retired female wrestlers. Not the legends of Japan, but the mean, bitter women who never made it and thus had no problem taking out their frustrations on a young, good looking girl from a respected family.

By the age of twelve she was beating up Jack and myself. At sixteen she could kick my uncle’s ass, when not busy winning amateur BJJ tournaments. At seventeen she hopped on a plane and went to Thailand to train Muay Thai. And at Nineteen she turned pro wrestler, comfortable in the knowledge that she could handle herself against anyone, at any time.

That is how, after Alicia landed her elbow, Kate lashed out with two lightening fast kicks to Alicia’s left thigh. And as Sam Strong’s pride and joy screamed out, Kate spun and caught Alicia right in the stomach with a spinning back kick.

Alicia doubled over, and I could hear her trying to draw air all the way from the locker room. Kate quickly launched herself at the girl, pulling her down with a double leg take down and transitioned into a legit heel hook in the blink of an eye.

Alicia couldn’t call out for Bruce, as the air had been knocked out from her, but she could tap the mat furiously, and I knew as soon as the ref signaled for the bell if anything was gonna go down, it would be then. Jack, Takayuki and myself started running.

Bruce climbed up the apron and stepped over the top rope. Kate was on the opposite side of the ring but stood there, defiant.

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And something that would haunt my dreams forever, where was Waldo?

Waldo, where the hell are you!?!?!

Winner: Kate Avatar via being a badass

Time: 12:17

Rating: D+

Segment 5:

We had just reach the top of the ramp to see Bruce charge at Kate. She side stepped him, but she didn’t take into consideration the added reach of someone his size would have. He stuck out a hand and had grabbed Kate by the hair. He turned and swung, and although she managed to block some of it, he punched her in the face. Later we would learn he had broken her jaw. He pulled his fist back to strike again but we were in the ring now, and he saw us, which caused him to toss Kate down to the mat.

I was about to rush the big man when suddenly someone grabbed me from behind and began yelling in my ear.

“You stink at running a wrestling company! Jack is a much better wrestler than you, and I heard that the ladies think he’s better looking too, despite you being identical twins!”

I turned and was face to face with Waldo.

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“What the **** are you doing?!?!”

Crestfallen, Waldo looked at his feet and whimpered. “I thought you said I must offend Jake at all costs. You are Jake right, or are you Jack? I get you two confused so easily.”

I shoved him aside and looked back at Bruce, who, by this time, must have thrown Jack and Takayuki from the ring. The giant literally roared and began to advance on me, when suddenly, from the corner of my eye, a black shape darted into the ring.

Oh hell, not him.

Before myself and certain death stood one man. A perverted ninja with severe facial discoloration.

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He held one hand out to Bruce, as if in warning, and then, with that same hand, he began his ancient ritual.

He pointed up, up. Then down, down. Then left, right. Again, left, right. He then formed the letter B, and then the letter A. And then he shouted.

“START!!!”

He tossed at least a dozen smoke bombs in the ring as, from above, approximately thirty ninjas dropped down from the ceiling and immediately attacked Bruce. One ninja, in a torn white karate outfit, shouted “Haduken” and was suddenly shooting fireballs out of his hands.

Another one shouted “Falcon Punch!” And performed a move that looked just like this on Bruce’s face.

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Bruce flew from the ring. As all the ninja’s began to vanish, Kate got back to her feet. Fumi held out his arms for a hug, but I don’t think she saw him. Together we all walked back to the locker room as Bruce and Alicia were escorted out of the building by security.

Rating: C-

To be continued in Part Three

Antithesis · December 7, 2009

Continued From Part Two (Note: I’ve begun to undertake some things in real life that I’ve put off for a while now, so, with less free time, I am going to be switching to more of a ‘summary’ style writing for match results, segments and the like. Also this will aid in me reaching closer to the year 2010 in the diary as the next installment of TEW approaches.) <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>No Disqualification, No Time Limit Six Man Tag Match: The Hardliners The Masked Avatar, Jack Griffith, and Charles Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheMaskedAvatar.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackGriffith.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/CharlesAvatar.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/u1xY7Heaqg8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Jethro Tull - Aqualung"></iframe></div></div> Vs. Jake Avatar, Jack Avatar, and Eisaku Hoshino http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/EisakuHoshino.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu67yo-3jfw" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu67yo-3jfw</a> The match began in an orderly fashion but eventually turned into a wild brawl after ten minutes. Both Jack Griffith and Eisaku Hoshino bled after brawling out into the crowd and exchanging multiple chair shots. The two men eventually made it back to the ring as everyone else fought on the ramp way. There Hoshino managed to land the Godzilla Plunge on Jack Griffith and secured the pinfall. Winner: Eisaku Hoshino via the Godzilla Plunge Time: 20:45 Rating: C+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA World Championship Match: Steve Flash http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/SteveFlash_alt1.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7A2acBVENA</a> Vs. Mystery Opponent <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvMKcNJCAY" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCvMKcNJCAY</a> Before the match was underway or his opponent was introduced, Steve grabbed a microphone and expressed his outrage at having to face “some unknown flunky.” He promised victory as the video display in the arena suddenly went black then began to play a montage of scenes of various NOTBPW wrestlers tapping out. Then Dan Stone Jr.’s face appeared on the screen as he stepped out on to the ramp. The crowd chanted their approval as Steve Flash appeared visibly worried in the ring. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/DanStoneJr.jpg Once the match began, Dan Stone Jr. wasted little time in attacking Steve Flash’s legs. Steve never had much offense until Dan missed a knee drop. Steve then gained control after several illegal choke holds and a series of suplexes. Dan weathered the storm, however, and began a new assault on Steve’s legs, which Steve soon countered with a Flash Bang, but that only resulted in a two count. Frustrated, Steve resorted to brawling which, again, Dan withstood and overcame. Dan then switched from attacking Steve’s legs to a more high impact offense. This culminated with Steve Flash escaping a power bomb attempt and transitioning into another Flash Bang. Dan reversed it before it could be completed, and then locked in the Stone Ankle Stretch. Steve fought to grab the ropes for several moments before finally tapping to the hold. Winner: Dan Stone Jr. via Stone Ankle Stretch Time: 19:27 Rating: C+ His Title: http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Belts/GWA_World.jpg </div></blockquote> Backstage: I made sure to thank everyone who had stayed in the building. Many did, to watch the Championship match. Kate and Takayuki had both left to make sure Kate’s jaw was seen by a physician. My uncle and my father both approached me afterwards to express their concerns over the Alicia Strong situation. I asked them if they thought Sam Strong would sue, and both said no, Sam was too old school to air his grievances in public. After that I showed them my laptop and visited half a dozen high profile Wrestling ‘Newz’ sites that reported on the Kate and Alicia incident. “For one night at least, we are the center of the wrestling universe,” I told them. That seemed to quiet them down. After all, at our level, any publicity was good publicity. Or as my dad used to say, carny is as carny does. After they left I pulled out my cell phone. I still had a few more dirt sheet writers to call. GWA Mean Time Final Rating: C

Antithesis · December 7, 2009

I picked up the phone.

“Mitch Naess? Hi, this is Jake Avatar again. How would you like to work for me as my play by play man? Okay, if there is a hell I seriously doubt it would ever get that cold there. What? Yeah I was dropped on my head once and became immune to sarcasm. By the way, I am looking at your nude pictures here… yeah, I can see why they call you the Loch Naess Monster. What, you will work for me? Great, I’ll have my secretary fax over a contract. Nice talking to you.”

I was on a roll. In addition to Mitch, I had signed Playboy Sawyer as another manager and had just finished negotiating with John Maverick for a short term deal. He would work primarily for NOTBPW, but the GWA could have him on his off days. And finally, Charles told me he was talking to Louis Figo Manico about wrestling here in the states. Apparently Louis was a little fed up with wrestling at the moment, but Charles said he thought he could turn him around.

So, once again, life was good. The publicity from the Alicia/Kate fiasco had made us the talk of the internet for a while. The TV show would start soon, just in time to take advantage of that. Kate would be out for a few weeks with the hairline fracture in her jaw, but that was alright. She’s been through far worse than that.

Yep. I may have even sighed as I kicked my feet up on my desk. Until Duncan Kendall came barging in.

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“Jake Avatar?”

“Yes? Hey, aren’t you Duncan-”

He handed me a stack of papers and began to gyrate around my office in an attempt to do the Robot. “You’ve just been SERVED!”

“You mean like a break dancing contest?”

“Nope, read the papers. I’m a process server for the law firm that represents Sam Strong. He’s suing you. And I’m doing the robot because I like to rub it in when I tell people ‘You’ve just been SERVED’! Now pop it and lock it! Pop it, and lock it!”

“Is this some kind of joke? You’re a respected Road Agent, why would you be working as a process server?”

He stopped moving, then quickly dropped to the carpet and began spinning around on his butt. “Because I love telling people they got SERVED!” And aside from being a process server, the only other jobs that include that perk are waiter and tennis line judge.”

Hmm. My father had complained the other day that being the only road agent in the company was tough, especially with the new TV show coming up. Plus, in another flash of genius, I recalled that every successful promoter in history not only had a great booker, great in ring talent, and an enforcer, but they also had their very own locker room stooge.

“How’d you like a job Duncan? You can help put matches together and keep an ear out for trouble. If you hear anything, you report back to me and tell them ‘you got served’ when I reprimand them. Sound good to you?”

I leaned over to see Duncan now balancing himself on his head as his legs flailed about wildly.

“Sure, I’ll do it.” He then fell backwards and crab walked out of my office.

Right then and there I should have looked over the papers Duncan had handed me. But I simply tossed them all in a drawer and promptly forgot about them.

Bad mistake.

PeterHilton · December 7, 2009

Awesome awesome diary.

I bookmarked Generation Supreme. i have TCW A Quiet Retirement bookmarked. And now this one.

Great storytelling. Great characters. And legitimately funny writing.

This might've been the best line I've seen on on the boards ever: "But I was told it went down like your typical ‘Big Man versus a Mexican’ match. Meaning The Big Problem lumbered around the ring as Champagne Lover installed drywall at a very reasonable price." <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

djthefunkchris · December 7, 2009

I was waiting to see who the mystery man was, Awesome show!

I like your sister, lol.

Antithesis · December 10, 2009

Thanks again for the kind words. Now, on to the show. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Banners/cooltext442657418.jpg Live from The Perry Hall, Great Lakes Region. March, Week One. <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VSh2-gDn82k?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Faith No More - Malpractice"></iframe></div></div> Backstage: Before the tapings began I gathered up the entire crew and thanked them all for the effort they had given so far. I assured them all that I had plans to eventually work nearly all of them into programs and televised matches, but that we were in the process of conducting several more tournaments to fill out the rest of our championships. After that, I let dad and Duncan supervise everything else and I just sat back watched as things ran smoothly for a change. With no drama to steal my attention, I could finally focus on my plans for the in ring product. I think this particular diary entry will demonstrate that. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment One: http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/MitchNaess.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/HustlerD.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/JokerThePimp.jpg Mitch Naess opened the show by welcoming the viewers to GWA Global Meltdown. Hustler D and Joker the Pimp quickly began talking over Mitch in an effort to top one another with the dumbest fart joke. This was a problem I had overlooked from our last show, Mean Time, but it was something I would soon address. Anyway, after Mitch quieted them down, Jack walked out to the ring and signaled for the microphone. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpg He began his promo by talking about his history with the Masked Avatar. He mentioned beating the Hardliners once at Mean Time, and promised another victory here tonight on Global Meltdown. Rating: C+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA World Tag Team Tournament Finals Match: Nation of Filth Grunt and Stink http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Grunt.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Stink.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/NHozn0YXAeE?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Hanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> Vs. Latin Love Machines Champagne Lover and Gino Montero http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/ChampagneLover.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/GinoMontero.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OUeamSTnlPg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Mariachi Mariachi Flavoured Music number one hits 2009"></iframe></div></div> As much as it pains me to admit it, Nation of Filth aren’t horrible in the ring, that is, if quality workers share the match with them. I was surprised that Grunt and Stink could keep up with the pace the Latin Love Machines set. In the end the old brawlers proved to be too much for the younger, faster team and picked up the victory in a hard fought battle. Winner: Stink via Running Sewer Line Time: 8:04 Rating: D+ Their Titles: http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Belts/GWA_Tag.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Belts/GWA_Tag.jpg</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment Two: Brains McGhee walks out to the announcers table and begins a promo on how he has found a worthy partner for The Big Problem. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/BrainsMcGhee.jpg While talking, Ernie Turner and Golden Delicious also walk up. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/ErnieTurner.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/GoldenDelicious.jpg Ernie begins by taking Hustler D to task for failing him in recent matches he tells Hustler D, “You damn midgets are worse than worthless. I don’t want you near the ring next time I have to wrestle.” http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/HustlerD.jpg Brains McGhee takes exception to this remark. Words are exchanged, until Ernie grabs Brains by the lapels of his leather jacket. That is when Gargantuan grabs Ernie from behind. “You put your hands on me, now you have to suffer for it, you wanna be wangster pimp!” Gargantuan then tosses Ernie into the ring, as the ref runs in. Apparently a new match is about to start. Rating: D-</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Match: Ernie “Pimp Daddy” Turner http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/ErnieTurner.jpg vs. Gargantuan http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Gargantuan.jpg While not a complete squash, Ernie spent most of his time running away and screaming like a lil girl as Gargantuan tried to not trip over his own feet. The one saving grace about this match was that Brains and Gargantuan have pretty good chemistry, and that is what kept this match from being a complete catastrophe. Winner: Gargantuan via Powerbomb Time: 6:52 Rating: E</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Tournament Semi-Final Match: Tamara McFly http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Female%20Wrestlers/TamaraMcFly.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/hGRqnNEOpe0?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Queens Of The Stone Age - Little Sister (Official Music Video)"></iframe></div></div> vs. Jacob Jett http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JacobJett.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/83gddxVpitc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Alice In Chains - Grind (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> Jacob plays the heel to perfection, even doing a spot where he grabs Tamara by the head and holds her in place away from him as she swings at him with her fists. He continues to overpower her and mock her efforts until Tamara finally catches him with a drop toe hold and moves into a STF submission, at which point Jacob starts begging for his life before finally reaching the ropes. The match follows that pattern, Tamara using her speed and knowledge while Jacob tries to use his strength, until the end, when Jacob reminds everyone that he can fly as well by landing a perfect looking Swanton for the pin. Winner: Jacob Jett via Swanton Bomb Time: 8:50 Rating: D</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>After the winner is announced and Tamara is helped from the ring, Mitch announces that due to a time limit draw at Mean Time, Takayuki Avatar has no one to face him in the Cruiserweight Finals. The Global Wrestling Association Board of Directors has ruled that it would be unfair for Takayuki to move into the finals without a semi final match, so he must defeat Insane Machine to qualify. GWA Cruiserweight Tournament Semi-Final Match: Insane Machine http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/InsaneMachine.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/WElvEZj0Ltw?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Metallica- Welcome home (Sanitarium) music video"></iframe></div></div> vs. Takayuki Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TakayukiAvatar.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI</a> The two alternate between fast paced, high risk moves and more traditional wrestling, with Machine being the better aerial wrestler and Takayuki being better on the ground. Eventually Taka takes control of the match, and after a Russian leg sweep, lands the Avatar Arrow for the pin. Winner: Takayuki Avatar via Avatar Arrow Time: 10:13 Rating: C-</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Main Event Match: The Masked Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheMaskedAvatar.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/u1xY7Heaqg8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Jethro Tull - Aqualung"></iframe></div></div> Vs. Jack Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu67yo-3jfw" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu67yo-3jfw</a> The two men start before the bell rings, with a brawl that quickly spills outside the ring. The two make it in before the ten count, and continue brawling until finally Jack took control. This ended after Masked Avatar raked his eyes and then hit him with a reverse atomic drop. Jack kicked out of the pin attempt and fought back with a T-Bone suplex followed by a Diamond Cutter. Jack then set Masked Avatar up for his finisher, the Devil’s Driver, but again Masked Avatar raked his eyes. He then tried to whip Jack into a corner, but Jack reversed it, accidentally sending his opponent crashing into the referee. He then tried to wake the ref up, to no avail. Masked Avatar then jumped Jack from behind, but Jack fought him off and this time, successfully caught him with the Devil’s Driver. He then covered his uncle for the pin when he noticed the ref was still out. At that moment, Jack Griffith ran into the ring with a metal folding chair and brained Jack with it several times. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackGriffith.jpg He then slid Masked Avatar on top and darted from the ring just as the ref began to stir. The three count was academic after that. Winner: Masked Avatar via outside interference Time: 14:33 Rating: C+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment Three: Jack Griffith jumped back into the ring as soon as the three count was finished and immediately began stomping my brother. Masked Avatar eventually got back up and joined in. Griffith then climbed the ropes as Masked Avatar set up my brother for a spiked pile driver when I ran into the ring and clothes lined my uncle and knocked one of Griffith’s legs off the turnbuckle, causing him to post himself when he fell. The two scurried off as fast as they could as I attended to Jack to end the show. Rating: C-</div></blockquote> GWA Global Meltdown Episode One Final Rating: C Broadcast Rating: 0.03 Viewers

Antithesis · December 10, 2009

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Banners/cooltext442657418.jpg From West Texas Coliseum March, 2008, Week Two <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/VSh2-gDn82k?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Faith No More - Malpractice"></iframe></div></div> Your Hosts: Mitch Naess, Hustler D, and Joker The Pimp http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/MitchNaess.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/HustlerD.jpghttp://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/JokerThePimp.jpg <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Continental Title Tournament Quarter Final Match: Wanda Fish http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Female%20Wrestlers/WandaFish.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBiMAF3fy0" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBiMAF3fy0</a> vs. Gino Montero http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/GinoMontero.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/OUeamSTnlPg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Mariachi Mariachi Flavoured Music number one hits 2009"></iframe></div></div> I had heard good things about Wanda Fish for a while now. Gino, of course, never failed to impress me, so I put the two together to open the show and to kick of the Continental title tourney. After a hard fought battle, the Material Girl pinned Gino following a Blonde Ambition. Winner: Wanda Fish via Blonde Ambition Time: 7:22 Rating: C</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment One: Following the match I walked to the ring. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpg After being handed a microphone I wasted little time ripping into the Masked Avatar. I told him that despite all his hot air, he had tried to cripple my brother, and that this was far more personal than he pretended it was. I added that now, it was personal for me as well. I offered him a shot at the GWA World Title at our next show, GWA Wreckage, if he could pin my shoulders to the mat. After a brief wait, my uncle appeared on top of the ramp. He told me he accepted my challenge to wrestle tonight, and that after he beat me, he’d go on to beat Dan Stone Jr. at Wreckage as well. He then turned and walked backstage as we cut to a commercial break. Rating: C+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Continental Title Tournament Quarter Final Match: Burning Exile http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/BurningExile.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/HcK3J4A0cl4?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="JJ Burnel (The Stranglers) - You won't see me coming"></iframe></div></div> vs. Trent Shaffer http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TrentShaffer.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypyv04tKAIw" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypyv04tKAIw</a> This was a return match from the cruiserweight tourney. The match went along much of the same lines, though Trent’s offense seemed to have more ‘snap’ this time around. Eventually Trent had Exile in real trouble when suddenly Fumihiro Ota ran down to the ring and distracted both Trent and the ref. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/FumihiroOta.jpg While they argued with Fumi, Exile put taped object into his boot, and when Trent turned back, Exile blasted him with it in an Enziguri. He covered Trent for the three count. Winner: Burning Exile via an Enziguri Time: 13:57 Rating: D+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment Two: This segment went longer than intended and would have to be edited down for broadcast. It started when Brains McGhee showed up at the announce table again and began talking about his team of The Big Problem and Gargantuan. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Eclectic%20Stuff/BrainsMcGhee.jpg He called them, Bigger is Better. This caused Hustler D and Joker The Pimp to start joking and telling the story about how Joker got the nickname, “tripod”. After that and three racist jokes, a few jokes about Catholic Priests and Altar boys, and disturbing story involving Gary Coleman, a female golden retriever named Sunshine, and eight grams of cocaine; Mitch finally restored order long enough for Brains to finish his promo. Brains admonished Ernie Turner and laughed at the beating he took last week. He left after promising even more in the future. Rating: D</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>GWA Cruiserweight Tournament Final Match: Takayuki Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TakayukiAvatar.jpg <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnL10hGcWI</a> Vs. Jacob Jett http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JacobJett.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/83gddxVpitc?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Alice In Chains - Grind (Official Video)"></iframe></div></div> Match began slowly, as Jacob would stall before and after every exchange. Taka eventually rushed him, knocking JJ out of the ring where Taka followed with a springboard cross body block. Once back in the ring, Taka shot JJ into the ropes and just crushed him with a spinning lariat. Taka then got a two count on the pin attempt. Taka then went for and missed a Shooting Star Press. JJ quickly picked him up and landed a fall away slam followed by a series of elbow drops. JJ went for the pin but only got one and a half. Eventually Taka fought his way to his feet, where both men traded punches and chops. Taka got the better of the exchange again and followed it with a DDT. He then went to the top turnbuckle and landed the Avatar Arrow. The three count soon followed. Winner: Takayuki Avatar via Avatar Arrow Time: 11: 48 Rating: C His Title: http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/Belts/GWA_Cruiser.jpg</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Segment Three: Following the match, the cameras went backstage where a ****y looking Charles Avatar sat, taping up his fists. Once he was done, he spoke into the camera. http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/CharlesAvatar.jpg “Seems like last week, Jack Avatar got more than he bargained for. And this week, his twin brother Jake is in for a rude surprise. But my battle isn’t with them, its with you, Eisaku Hoshino. Word is you’ve been crying around the locker room about how you would be GWA World Champion if it wasn’t for me. Like I took the title away from you or something.” “Well, Hoshino, if you really think that, then know that it won’t be all I take from you. We meet in the ring, I’ll take your blood, your pride, and maybe even your life!” Charles then started throwing quick, viscous looking punches at the wall. “I’m the black sheep of the family, born and raised on the shady side of Avatar town, if you know what I mean. So at GWA Wreckage, when I turn off your lights, you’ll know why I make darkness my home.” And we cut to commercial as Charles keeps punching away. Rating: C+</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="25090" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Main Event: The Masked Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/TheMaskedAvatar.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/u1xY7Heaqg8?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Jethro Tull - Aqualung"></iframe></div></div> vs. Jake Avatar http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af61/GateControlTheory/JackAvatar.jpg <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/JmfvySZBY7g?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="The World Without Logos - Hellsing"></iframe></div></div> While it had been over half a year ago since the coma, I still didn’t feel one hundred percent. My strength was back, but I felt like I was half a step slower then at my peak. Of Course, my peak was quite some time ago anyway, but rather than reflect on just how far I fell, I’d rather talk about how this match went. I began by throwing punches right at the bell, but my uncle didn’t sell any of them. Instead he just forced me into a corner, told me to not move, and began a ‘welcome back’ series of chops which turned my chest an angry red color. Must have been at least fifty chops in all, thrown rapid fire. It had a machine gun quality to it that brought the crowd to their feet. At first I believed he was trying to get even with me for all my recent screw ups, but after he switched to the leg kicks, I guess I realized what he was doing was pushing me, trying to see just what my limits were. Next he scooped me up on his shoulder and ran across the ring, ramming my back into the opposite turnbuckle. I really don’t remember too much after that, except that thinking I wasn’t in a match, but a fight. He gave me a black eye and popped my left ear drum. I busted his nose with a head butt and tore part of his mask off as I slung him around the ring. In the end, I think he hit me with his finisher. I know that as he pinned me he whispered, “you did great.” That was the first compliment he gave me in nearly ten years. Winner: Masked Avatar via Pain By Proxy Time: 18:18 Rating: C+</div></blockquote> GWA Global Meltdown Episode Two Final Rating: C Broadcast Rating: 0.03 Viewers

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