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So I was sitting in my favorite little Texas bar, The Damn Yankee's Watering Hole watching Pro Wrestling with my buds when I look over to the end of the bar and see this dude with a group of guys. I pull the bartender over to ask some questions.

 

Yo you see that guy hanging with the Big Guy in a mask with the little chick around his arm drinking beer?

 

Yeah.

 

Who the hell is that guy with them?

 

His name is Trenton Evenrud a real sleeze if you ask me. The kids with him are Devorah Triton and a fresh out of high school Wrestler named Archangel. He runs Awesome Max Wrestling it's a federation based around here I dunno AMW is pretty sad if you ask me.

 

Wow a real Wrestling Owner! I made my way over to him.

 

So you own a Wrestling Company?

 

Trenton Evenrud: Damn right I do, best damn company in the world, filled with some of the best talents the Whole Galaxay could offer.

 

Well that's pretty nifty, I've watched Wrestling all my life Mr. Evenrud my friends and me used to come up with all these crazy storylines like Rory McCallum as a Braveheart or No Way Jose becoming a fireman and his brother No Way Hose B debuts or.........

 

2 Hours later

 

A Ladder winning a 24/7 Hardcore title, and my favorite, I saw this Indy Guy I forgot what his name is but it doesn't matter and I was gonna give him the nickname Hard Cash or something and make a stable based around him without a real name and have him cut promos on a golf course until this young guy we'll call Ace suprises him and wins the World Title from him what do you think?

 

Aw he just woke up from his nap, must have feel asleep from my "Crawfish Gladiator" idea I was working the kinks out of.

 

Uhh yeah kid that whole Hard Cash or whatever wouldn't be able to sell out a High School Gym, but you have potentional how would you like to work with AMW as it's Head Booker?

 

OH MY GOD REALLY!

 

Yeah we could use a Mind like your's.

 

And just like that I drank the Kool-Aid, well I hope the Grape flavor tastes good Let's get ready.

 

Well this is my first diary ever so I'll go with something that let's me pretend the horrible stuff is on purpose. Let's hope this works

 

Credit should probably go to BigPapa42 whose Rich Money gimmick inspired part of the dialouge.

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ROSTER BREAKDOWN

 

Main Event

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BIG SMACK SCOTT

Finishers: Ego Trip (Whiplash Slam)

Big Smack Shuffle (Fist Drop with Theatrics)

 

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GIGOLO JACK STEIN

Finshers: Under The Bridge: Bridging Arm Triangle Choke

Pay Up: Shining ****

Member of The Hustlers

 

 

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Credit to FINisher for the alt

ERNIE TURNER

Finishers: Slick Pimp Spike: Piledriver with Oppoents Head in Tights

Pimp Slap

Member of The Hustlers

 

Upper Midcarders

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ARCHANGEL

Finishers: Fall From Grace: Karelin Lift

Wing Clip: Full Nelson Slam

 

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JOEL KOVACH

Finishers: Kovach Krippler: Figure 4 Leglock

Old School Drop: Tiger Driver

 

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THE REV

Finisher: The Benediction: Crucifix Slam

AMW World Champion

 

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RICH FORCE

Finishers: Dollars From Heaven: Top Rope Splash

Full Force: Full Nelson

 

Midcard

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CHRIS GORDON

Finishers: Flash In The Pan: Missile Dropkick

Ox Drop: Brainbuster

 

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EDWIN D BASHFORD

Finisher: Cash In Hand: Sliding D

 

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LITTLE BILL LEBOWSKI

Finisher: The Underdog: Top Rope Bulldog

Member of A Little Goes A Long Way

 

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LAZY JOE

Finishers: Smoke On The Water: Diving Splash

Lung Cancer: Lungblower

Member of Your New Addiction

 

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WHISKY JACK

Finishers: Face First Suplex: Suplex Pancake

The Drunk Driver: Piledriver

Member of Your New Addiction

 

Lower Midcard

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COREY SMITH

Finisher: Driver 8: Overdrive

Member of Rasslen' Eagle Movement

 

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SABBATH

Finisher: Day Of Rest: Tombstone Piledriver

 

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Thomas Goddard

Finisher: The One I Love: 450 Splash

Member of Rasslen' Eagle Movement

 

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ANDY OTTO

Finisher: The Otto-Mobile: Pounce

 

Openers

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LITTLE JAB JAMES

Finisher: The Ego Trip: Whiplash Slam

Member of A Little Goes A Long Way

 

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MAD DOG MORTIMER

Finisher: Dog Days Of Summer: DDT

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This is funny, I was seriously just talking to derek_b about starting up an AMW diary in '10. Good luck!

 

And please don't cop out and sign a bunch of non-aggression treaties with SWF. I want to see all your talent get stolen in the first month, just like it should :D

 

edit: Also, you might want to dig up Scapino's old SWF diary. Most of the characters in AMW are based off of his diary as derek_b included them with scap's permission.

 

edit 2: Linky: http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?t=11406 (old old diary from '05)

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So here I was sitting down with Trenton Evenrud in the Principal's Office of Woodrow Wilson High School setting up what Awesome Max Wrestling would be doing tonight in it's Gym. The pen I’ve been writing with on notebook paper has just died, Trenton doesn’t have anymore, so I grab a crayon from a box he keeps for his 4 year old niece.

 

Well Mister……

 

Kluge my name is Matt Kluge, you asked me this before Mr. Evenrud.

 

Oh did I? Well anyway let's see your plans for tonight.

 

My Card for Awesome Max Wrestling

The Rev and Big Smack Scott vs The Hustlers

 

Archangel vs Joel Kovach

 

My New Signing vs Chris Gordon

 

Sabbath vs Mad Dog Mortimer

 

Yeah kid I'm not liking it, for one, Archangel vs Joel Kovach can't draw I keep telling you that, second you want your new guy and Sabbath to squash those two, I'm sorry but your not talented enough to really bring in the draws worth to squash guys.

 

The Rev has been pissing me off I don't want him with our real stars.

 

Ok we can change some stuff around.

 

Oh yeah kid, Gigolo Jack Stein has one more week after today so he'll be wrestling tonight and next week then he's going to SWF, Ernie also got a contract he hasn't signed yet though.

 

Well they are two of our top guys hmm.

 

Don't worry I already trashed SWF with the Dirt Sheets. They're hostile to us now.

 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!

 

Drum up some controversy . Don't worry we'll overtake them we are Awesome To The Max after all.

 

Well how could this get any worse?

 

That gimmick for the new guy will never work. That's Money? That's a retarded catchphrase, I'll rewrite it, something to show SWF what's up.

 

A Flash of brilliance comes across his face and whispers his idea in my ear so "they" can't here. My heart has just sank.

 

Anything else you need to know about?

 

Well ou told me you put up some new production stuff.

 

Ah yeah here's our new logo.

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/generic_08.jpg

 

Did he do this in MS Paint?

 

You were talking about updating the World Title too, speaking of that have you heard about how some Indy Fed is reporting it's Title was stolen?

 

No I didn't hear that , here is our new one though. Damn shame about that federation's title, hope it shows up soon.

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/AMWWorld.jpg

 

That nameplate doesn't look like it's on very tight, and our company wasn't Texas Pro Wrestling.

 

Well you can head out now, this new card look's like it will be a hot ticket.

 

Somehow this doesn't seem like how a real federation is ran.

 

Revised Awesome To The Max! Card

The Rev vs Big Smack Scott for The AMW World Title

 

Archangel vs My New Signing

 

The Hustlers vs Rasslen' Eagle Movement

 

Dark Matches

Joal Kovach and Sabbath vs A Little Goes A Long Way

Chris Gordon vs Mad Dog Mortimor

 

 

OOC: Thanks for the comments guys

@ The Mystery: Yes this Awesome Max Wrestling, it's not like I'm the first person to cheat with their diary, but so far haven't changed the money, I won't be unless I get a notice that it's about to go bankrupt, or more then likely I'll forget.

 

@ foolinc: Thanks for the kind words :p Of course I'll fail who do I look like Self?

 

@ Lexa90: Who needs luck when you have Ingame Editors? In all seriousness though let's just blow some steam off with this Diary maybe someday I'll be good enough to do a "Proper Fed" Diary.

 

@ Sonfaro: Hope I don't end up losing you due to n00b horribleness but thanks man

 

@ praguepride: Thanks X 1000, I'll admit when I was lurking I love your RIPW Diary if I knew how you did it yesterday I'd be doing one of those instead. Thanks for digging up that Diary, I'll be looking at it, but I still want to keep my own AMW flair to it you know? But thanks man.

 

 

 

 

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I'm hoping to get results up Saturday Night or Sunday so make predictions now

 

 

The Rev vs Big Smack Scott for The AMW World Title

 

Archangel vs My New Signing

 

The Hustlers vs Rasslen' Eagle Movement

 

Dark Matches

Joal Kovach and Sabbath vs A Little Goes A Long Way

Chris Gordon vs Mad Dog Mortimor

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The Rev vs Big Smack Scott for The AMW World Title

Smackenheimer is the epitome, the crux, the pinnacle of everything AMW stands for. He can not lose. Ever.

 

Archangel vs My New Signing

 

The Hustlers vs Rasslen' Eagle Movement

 

Dark Matches

Joel Kovach and Sabbath vs A Little Goes A Long Way

Chris Gordon vs Mad Dog Mortimer

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Dark

Match 1

Chris Gordon defeats Mad Dog Mortimor with a Flash In The Pan

Grade: F

 

 

Match 2

Joal Kovach and Sabbath defeated A Little Goes A Long Way with The Day Of Rest on Little Jab James

Grade: E-

 

 

 

Main

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Thomas Goddard is in the ring trying to hype the crowd by singing karaoke when The Hustlers came out and delivered a beatdown, Corey Smith came to the save to officially become a face which was a complete success (E-)

 

When the match started it was Gigolo Jack Stein and Corey Smith starting off. Gigolo was able to cut the ring in half and beat down Smith in his side f the ring. After tagging in Ernie Turner The Hustlers started to bring their double team moves into the match hitting a Double Suplex and a move dubbed The **** Block (A Over rotated Snap Suplex into the waiting knee of Gigolo) they let Smith tag in Goddard still feeling the effects of the beat down and was promptly clotheslined by Turner and hit with the Pay Up and then pinned by Turner

Grade: E-

Matt Kluge: Well The Rasslen' Eagle Movement was just crushed by The Hustlers

Rhys Wood: No kidding it's like they must have stole The Hustlers Women or something?

Well if they did Gigolo Jack Stein just made them Pay Up

 

Big Smack Scott beat down The Rev backstage but security breaks it up

Grade: E-

 

Well here comes the new signing to Awesome Max Wrestling, you're going to want to click the link (no seriously) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa7B_S3O_sE

 

 

 

Please click it..... please

 

 

It's so worth it...

 

 

And with that haunting tune, out steps the newest member of AMW.......... RICH FORCE!

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Rich Force: *Snarl* My name is "Hard Merchandise" Rich Force *Snarl* I come from the land of cut throat barons and false gods known as The Stock Market *Howl* tonight I make an investment of intersteller proportions because I make this announcement to the one they call Archangel *Snarl* Come now I have prepared for this match by letting them run me over with lawn mowers and lifting elephants *Snarl* Buy my merchandise!!! *Howl*

Grade D-

...

....

What the hell did we see?

I have no idea, but someone better hope we don't get sued.

 

Match 2

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In a battle of Heavyweights, Rich Force and Archangel clashed and brawled across the ring. Archangel was able to trip the new wrestler and bring him to the mat where his superior wrestling came into play but when he attempted The Fall From Grace Force broke out and smoked him with an Uppercut that almost took his head off. Force was able to lock Archangel in The Full Force, only for Archangel to break it and take Force back to the mat and roll him into a cradle. Force kicked out and worked his way back to his feet. Archangel tried to grapple but Force picked him up and hit a Fallaway Slam and followed it with a Splash. With one Dollars From Heaven later Rich Force wins his first AMW match.

Grade: E

 

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Amazing Grace begins to play and The Rev walks out with the title around his waist and a Bible in his hand. Exodus 21:23-26 will be our Sermon, But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, burn for burn, wound for wound, bruise for bruise. Big Smack Scott you attacked me backstage because you want this title. Well come down the ramp right now, and recieve the Benediction!

 

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/TheRev-1.jpg vs http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/BigSmackScott-1.jpg

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Big Smack Scott simply overpowered The Rev while Rev tried to out do Scott with technique. They eventually landed to the floor and fought there while Devorah Triton tried to gain back control. The Rev hit a drop toe hold against the guard rail and rolled back with Scott in pursuit. The Rev unleashed a fury of Axe Handles but Scott no sold them and almost killed The Rev with a Big Boot. Just to show his Power he press slammed The Rev 3 times before hitting a Big Smack Shuffle for a 2 count.

 

With the Power of God Rev made a comeback and almost made Scott tap to a Octopus Stretch, Scott made it to the ropes and The Rev clotheslines him over. Scott played Possom and hit a Ego Trip on the floor of the arena and rolled back in while The Rev got counted out apparently forgetting the rules of Wrestling.

Grade E+

Final Rating E, No Specific Comments

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Foolic 3/5

 

SWF Fan 5/5

 

Waghlon 4/5

 

What I learned from the show.

*Everyone hates Chris Gordon and both Sinclairs (Big Smack Scott and Little Jab James)

 

* Devorah Triton can't referee at all

 

* Corey Smith has the cardio of an obese Walrus

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Just to warn you, if you put on shows like that you're going to go bankrupt in march. That was over 2k for a show. To get out of debt in time you have to keep your show costs to something like ~1,000 a show. I think I ended up restarting my AMW games 5-6 times before I figured out how to scrape by.

 

Diggin Rich Force though. "Buy my merchadise THAT I LIQUIDATED FROM JIM IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER RAWWWRRR"

 

:D

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Well there I was in the Awesome Max Wrestling locker room. It really pained me, I heard Archangel talk about how AMW was going to suceed, I heard Joel talking about how excited he about AMW and someday he was going to hold our World Title. I blame myself, I told him how impressed I was with his abilty, hell we all were, besides Rich Force Joel is our ring general. I look at some of the other guys though, Big Smack Scott is screaming at me how he wants the title, Little Jab James thinks he is all that ditto for Corey Smith, it shouldn't be that long before those two are gone.

 

It sucks though, Jack Stein and Ernie Turner are going to be leaving and they are two of our most over guys, Big Smack Scott knows that too, once they leave who is the most popular? that's right Big Freaking Smack Scott. This is a nightmare I blame Trenton he loves screwing everything up and undermines everything. I had a great card and he ruined it.

 

This what I have to deal with now instead.

 

Awesome To The Max!

Dark Match

Edwin B Dashword vs Smokey Joe

 

Main Card

Chris Gordon and Andy Otto vs Joel Kovach and Sabbath

 

Rich Force vs Big Smack Scott

 

The Rev and Archangel vs The Hustlers

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Awesome To The Max!

Dark Match

Edwin B Dashword vs Smokey Joe

Edwin actually has good potential. That's why he's snapped up by NYCW

 

Main Card

Chris Gordon and Andy Otto vs Joel Kovach and Sabbath

I don't think "squash" will do this justice

 

Rich Force vs Big Smack Scott

Because he's Big Freakin' Smack Scott

 

The Rev and Archangel vs The Hustlers[/center]

Now aboard the Hustlers-job express! Next stop: SWF :D

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Dark Match

Smokey Joe beats Edwin B Dashford

F+

After looking at the price of Smokey Joe's Tag Partner I should have just gave it to Dashford

 

Devorah Shoots T-Shirts

C-

Hmm, AMW fans= Pedophiles?

 

Main

Someone stole something out of Chris Gordon's bag, he looks around in shock. E+

 

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We had to abort the match early due to Gordon having an asthma attack, Kovach and Sabbath pinned Andy Otto after a Spike Day Of Rest to end the match and escape the wrath of angry Texans. E-

 

Rhys Woods: Umm well...

Matt Kluge: Awesome Spike Day Of Rest by Sabbath and Joel Kovach right Rhys?

..... Yeah totally, this Team has potentional..... Awesome Max Wrestling better be on the look out.

Oh God, here he comes

 

O Fortuna starts to play through the P.A. System. A Stagehand throws down a small Smoke Bomb and out walks, RICH FOOOOOOOOOORCE!

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/RichMoneyalt-1.jpg

 

From the inner depths *Snarl* of the very crust that holds together our Earth, the Earth that itself is engulfed in what regular humans call Space *Howl* comes forth not a man, but the very Essence of what drives this Cesspool of Dirt and Water, that essence being Money. I am that Essence *Snarl* I AM RICH FOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE! *Howl* Tonight in this very building I shall maim that which is called Big Smack Scott, he will look down at my Wrestling Shoes, Wrestling Shoes that you can buy at the Merchadise Table located over there *Snarl and points* SO COME AT ME MR. SCOTT SHOW ME THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Howl*

D-

 

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Despite a valient effort by "Hard Merchindise" Big Smack Scott just outcrazied him in the match. Smack broke a Full Force and just crushed him with a Sledgehammer Blow. After a Hard Uppercut and Fallaway Slam Force climbed up for The Dollars from Heaven only for Scott to get up and hit The Ego Trip for the win

E

Well Rich Force could always try and sell Band-Aids right?

Dude, are you trying to get us sued?

Sorry I meant he could sell Medical Adhesive Strips

 

A Video begins to play hyping Archangel and The Rev vs The Hustlers, but it is very critical of The Hustlers showing screw ups by the two members. E

 

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/Archangel-1.jpghttp://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/TheRev-1.jpg vs http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/RogerDodger.jpghttp://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu109/MKluge/TEW%20AMW/ErnieTurner_alt3.jpg

Despite being the two most over stars in AMW, Ernie Turner and and Gigolo Jack Stein were destroyed in a complete burial. Just to further show how The Hustlers have fallen, Archangel locked Stein in The Under The Bridge after hitting him with a Pay Up. The Rev even hit The Pimp Slap on Ernie Turner just to sweeten the deal.

E+

Well we got Ernie for one more show at least.

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