SWF: Now with added chunks

The Celt · June 23, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28275" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Result: Your winner at 6:25, and STILL NWA North American Champion, Brandon James</div></blockquote> F-F-F-Freudian slip!

tristram · June 23, 2010

Good pick up Celt, I was just checking to see if you were readin <img alt="

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tristram · June 23, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Bigpapa42" data-cite="Bigpapa42" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28275" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>And... the wait pays off... Great first show, Tristram. It lived up to the expectations for me. I know how much plannin and work you've put into this, so its great to see it deliver. Love that two of my favorite writers on this board are now taking on the SWF at the same time...</div></blockquote> Thanks very much BP. I know how much counselling you put into me when I kept failing to get this whole perfect show theory idea <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />:D Also, I just want to reiterate to those who love the Incredibles alts, they are the genius work of one jhd1. Thanks very much to j for that!

tristram · June 23, 2010

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Arena Recap

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Last night Supreme Wrestling Federation presented Supreme TV from the Mayor Street Arena. Unfortunately, our insider was 100% right with his tip that Runaway Train would win the SWF World Heavyweight Championship in Memphis, Tennessee, and in my mind, that meant that 2010 would start on a severe downward note.

So it came with a pain in the stomach that I laid out a pack of six budweisers to sit back and watch the show to give you all some insight. I desperately tapped our contact but he was unavailable for any comment on what would happen tonight. For the first time in several months, I kind of felt like an old skool fan again, not knowing what to expect. This made me feel a little vulnerable, a little awkward, but deep down a little excited.

Onto the show and what we learned:

* Supreme Wrestling Federation continues to push Steve Frehley down our throats. It seems if you're big, powerful, and kinda ugly you will get a mega-push to the stars and back. Take Runaway Train as an example.

* Great job by Gregory Black, who... well, jobbed. I'm not sure why SWF insists on continually jobbing Gregory Black. Personally, I was liking his 'numbers game' routine at the back of 2009. While a little corny, it was interesting. I wonder if we'll see it again, or if he'll return to the mild mannered jobbing machine from whence he came?

* Marat hit his first well executed spot in months, and I wonder whether it was accidental. The head smash on the bottom turnbuckle off the drop toe hold made sense and allowed a decent win for Jack Bruce and Rich Money without necessarily robbing Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov of any major momentum.

* Where was Angry Gilmore? Where was Enforcer Roberts? They are your go-to men, and they weren't on the show?

* The whole Lobster Warrior-Runaway Train moment... Look, nice old skool moment there with Lobster Warrior, but did anyone find it a little ... strange, that Train basically waited for Christian Faith to get up, but no longer. In other words, could there be genuine heat as has been hinted between Christian Faith and Runaway Train? I thought if Runaway Train was looking for a major babyface convincing spot he would wait for Christian Faith to regain his ring presence before hitting him with the Train Wreck. In truth, Faith perhaps oversold it, but I just query Train's motives. There is a school of thought that this turn is not permanent, but more of a rude swerve. If that's the case, I think I will officially stop watching SWF. Budweiser or no budweiser.

* Why did we not see John Greed? Does this mean he's a face now? It seemed strange that he was taken out, but while we saw a response of sorts from Jungle Lord we saw no recognition of John Greed or what he did after being attacked. Could this be a sign John Greed is on his way as some have rumoured? John Greed himself tweeted last night that he was SWF through and through, but one has to wonder how much more he will endure while this excellent young talent is held down or given meaningless roles.

* The Incredibles. It's not working. They have no in ring psychology, a very basic move set... I just don't get it. My little sister said to me tonight that they were her 'favourites'. I also hear from some of the monthly financial statements that come out from SWF Corporation is that win, lose, or draw, market research shows the Incredibles draw the young demographic and sell copious amounts of merchandise. Copious. There. I used it in a sentence. Do I too sound smart like Runaway Train? I don't want Runaway Train to sound smart. I don't want him playing a face. I want him playing a redneck powerhouse heel. Nothing more. Nothing less. Someone who when he jobs, it means something, and elevates someone. Not some poncy babyface World Heavyweight Champion.

Overall there were some positives such as the presence of John Greed and Gregory Black, but the roles they filled really negated those positives. Negatives include the fact that Angry Gilmore and Enforcer Roberts were not on the show. The one query I do have overriding it all, in some sort of vain hope, is whether Rich Money could finally be getting pushed from upper midcard 'jobber to the stars' to something a little more serious? If SWF really want to ensure that in the last two quarter hour segments of their show that their fans aren't tuning over to see Wolf Hawkins and Tommy Cornell, they really need to freshen up their main event.

Sign of the night: "Runaway Train please don't ever come back..."

Post-script: The sign lasted about 3 minutes, and was visible as they panned around the arena at the start of the show, but Chief Two Eagles quickly had it "eliminated." You can see it visibly happening in the opening match.

Until next week,

Yours truly,

Buck

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SWF North American Championship

'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

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SWF World Tag Team Championships

Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy Bumfhole and Randy Bumfhole)

Did you know: Randy Bumfhole recently appeared in Teen Vogue magazine, giving his opinion on today's fashion. It remains the highest selling edition of the past 12 months.

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Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

Did you know: Gregory Black has an old Sega Mega-Drive console at home, and a game list totally over 150 games. Included in this list are two of his favourites - Desert Strike and Jungle Strike which serve as the inspiration behind his ad hoc team with Jungle Lord.

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'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Did you know: Marc Du Bois shocked the world when he defeated Lobster Warrior on his official debut.

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Non Title Match

SWF World Heavyweight Champion Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

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Quick Picks

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

Zergon · June 23, 2010

Really nice start. I espesially the Arena Recap <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

Faith is a legend so he wins and regains some lost momentum

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

No title change yet

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

ditto, no title change

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

Err pretty much complete guess here since I´m not familiar with SWF

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

I think that Frehley is currently higher on the ladders(yes I don´t know for sure:o)

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

Non-title so Train can affort the loss here and Eisen picks the win since he seems to be likely candidate as a challenger

Jingo · June 23, 2010

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

20LEgend · June 23, 2010

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore.

The Did you know parts are brilliant

Bigpapa42 · June 23, 2010

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

angeldelayette · June 23, 2010

<div style="text-align:center;">A lot of these are guesses since I'm not entirely familiar with SWF's roster..

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

Familiar with both of these guys but Faith needs his momentum back.

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

I don't see a title change here.

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Same as the NWA, I mean NA title.

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

I just prefer Jungle Strike. 'Name' teams usually win.

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

The can't miss prospect just did.

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

Train pins Gilmore to again prove his dominance despite interference by the mad Russian.</div>

tristram · June 24, 2010

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He stood there in the middle of an intrepid fall of rain in Boston, Massachusetts. It was not Hank’s hometown, he was a born and bred ruff rydin Texan, and he really didn’t have a lot of time for it. But for the meantime, Supreme Wrestling Federation forced him to work out of here for reasons best left to them to ponder. And ponder it he did, after all, Supreme Wrestling Federation had it's headquarters in little Rhodie itself, Rhode Island.

And as he waited for the next bus to get him back to his sister Josie, and her amazing ginger and white *****cats, and her daughter whom he called Poopseekins purely because he couldn’t pronounce Antoinette, he noticed a homeless man about fifteen yards down the Avenue, spraying his overly yellow alcoholic discharge fluids into the overflowing septic contaminated stormwater gutter before humbly walking forward on his left foot and then appropriately falling on his face when trying to take his second step. You guessed it, with his bronco buster hanging out as well.

But just then, as a thought popped into Hank’s head causing his mouth to open wide in amazement, a yellow taxi zoomed past splashing the stormwater gutter rain into his open mouth. He gagged for a second, and nearly violently threw up as his mind insisted that he’d just down reused Southern Comfort.

God damn Boston, he thought as he gritted his teeth and let out a big southern huck.

Finally, the bus arrived, and after fumbling for enough change, Hank sat himself down next to a flu ridden grandmother. Hank pondered his situation and wondered whether he was actually sitting next to the last relic of the Civil War. The music of Dixie ran through his mind, thinking if they had just fought over the need to separate because of the damn incessant winter weather in the north-eastern Union states rather than the ridiculous fright of slavery, maybe they would have been motivated enough to give a better account of themselves.

A-CHEW!

That snot bubble landed right on the lapel of his jacket. He looked at it, stunned, barely able to blink, as it seemed to fester and bubble like pop corn. That did it, he thought, he was going to lay $100 against the Boston Celtics to not win the NBA Championship, purely out of disgust for the city. That was, if he had a spare $100.

Slowly, he drifted off into a distant sleep….

Sometimes you want to go

Where everybody knows your name

And they’re always glad you came

You want to be where you can see

Troubles are all the seem

You want to be where everybody knows your name

You want to go where people know

People are all the same

You want to go where everybody knows your name

He walked through the large oak front door.

“Afternoon everybody,” Cornwallis said in his dixie accent.

“HANK!” The familiar catch cry roared out.

He looked down at his shoes, but noticed he could not see his shoes over the rubble that had become his gut.

“What will you have Mr Cornwallis?” The tall, dark stranger behind the bar said as he wiped a glass stain off the pristine bar.

“Well,” Cornwallis said. “I’m in a gambling mood Sammy, so I’ll take whatever comes out of that tap.”

The dimwitted Woody Boyd walked over, not having heard the familiar introduction of Cornwallis.

“What’s going on Mr Cornwallis?”

“No, I think the true question is what’s going IN Mr Cornwallis, Woody. And that’d be a beer.”

Just then, Cliff Clavin walked into the bar to sit next to his old pal Cornwallis.

“Afternoon there Hank,” he said in his dry Irish accent. “Interestingly enough, Boston is the hub of Boston Proper which comprises some, oh, there's probably, what 2 and 3/4 million people spread out in 83 cities and towns.”

Poor old Cliff Clavin, Cornwallis thought. But he was comforted by the fact that he had won an Accounting Internship to a most prosperous firm in Dallas, Texas, and that he would be leaving in just a few short months.

MIRRRRRUMMPPFFFFFF

“What the hell was that noise?” Cornwallis asked.

“I… I… I guess this is really it,” the short Carla Tortelli blurted out.

“Wh.. What’s it?” Cornwallis frantically replied.

“They… They said a dome was going to shut over Boston, no one believed them. That means none of us can get out… and…”

“Beer can’t get in!” Clavin asserted.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

As Cornwallis awoke from his nightmare, the entire busload of people looked at him stunned for his outburst. Strangely enough as he looked down at his lapel, the snot bubble was… gone? Clean gone. As if it had never been there. And the lady next to him seemed to be licking her lips.

He looked outside and was pleased to see that the bus had just pulled up to the apartment block where his sister lived. Hurriedly he burst from the bus at the same speed as Mrs Ullyses S Grant’s snot bubble departed her nasal passage, and clambered up the concrete steps, up two flights of stairs into his sister’s apartment door.

There sat Poopseekins, looking at the internet immediately as Cornwallis walked in the door. She quickly flicked down a page in nervousness half expecting her conspiracy laden mother to see that she was researching a factual assignment on the death of John F Kennedy, knowing that her mother still cried in her sleep over her belief that it was either the Cubans or the Mob or a Government job. Maybe even Nixon. Yes. Probably Nixon. The link on the page that popped up underneath was the one that crippled Cornwallis the most.

Christian Faith to Leave SWF?

mad5226 · June 24, 2010

Quick Picks

John 'Squeaky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

SWF North American Championship: 'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

Not so much a guess, but a dream =)

SWF World Tag Team Championships: Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy and Randy Bumfhole)

Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

Non Title Match: Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

tristram · June 25, 2010

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His mind wandered about how the top class of Supreme Wrestling Federation shows was being littered by short matches. Overbooked matches. Chaos. And he wondered if it devalued the Championship itself. Yes, the ultimate prize at the end of the line, a title that should be the most coveted and prestigious of it's type around the world. He began to think strategically about how he would bring it back to life, and as he dozed off the very top echelon of the current day Supreme Wrestling Federation roster incoherently paraded through his mind, and he attempted to analyse each of these men. He wondered who would be the best of the best. Who the man when wrestling historians looked through year books of 2010 would be looked at the wrestling equivalent of Top Gun? The go to man. These men were classed as his main eventers and upper midcarders, but who would define a generation? Who would stamp his class on the era of Supreme? His mind began to categorically review the talents, and in his own mind, subject to the overriding approval of one Richard Eisen, he knew he could grow the SWF brand to not only mean the highest grossing sports entertainment product, but also categorically be renowned for well put together wrestling matches and feuds, to marginalise further the competitive advantages of Tommy Cornell and the TCW Dead Rabbit Society. When the pages of history are written, which one of you will put meaning into the word Supreme? <div style="text-align:center;">Angry Gilmore</div> Strengths: Undoubtedly in the top five wrestlers around the world in terms of performance skills. Angry is also extremely entertaining. Weaknesses: Rumble skills are relatively weak. Star power is good without being exceptional. Current position: Upper midcard, heel <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- Joe Sexy</div> Strengths: Joe is one of the most entertaining wrestlers going around today. Weaknesses: Joe's performance skills are below average. His technical skills and flying skills are almost negligible. His star value is average. Joe performs on an average basis as a face. Current position: Babyface, upper midcard <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- Runaway Train</div> Strengths: Very experienced hand. A lot of raw power. Very menacing look. Plays a heel role well. Weaknesses: Doesn't have a great deal of understanding of how to put a match together. His matches tend to labour without much in the way of drama. His core wrestling skills are very weak. Doesn't play a face role particularly well. Ageing. Current position: Main event, babyface, current SWF World Heavyweight Champion <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- John 'Squeeky' McClean</div> Strengths: Plays his heel role very well. Decent performance skills. Very athletic. Weaknesses: Slightly below average entertainment skills. Lacks either sex appeal, star power or menace. Flying skills are negligible. Rumble skills are average. Current position: Upper midcard heel, member of Corporate Supremacists <div style="text-align:center;">--------------------------------------------</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Marat Khoklov</div> Strengths: Very good at playing his current heel role. Very tough, lots of power, great star power, great menacing look. Weaknesses: Poor performance skills. Next to no ability off the top rope, as expected, or unfortunately on the mat. Is unbelievably bad at putting together dramatic matches. His understanding of wrestling selling is based more off market economic prices of arena tickets rather than anything in the ring. Very poor English, next to no entertainment skills. Current position: Main event heel, member of the Corporate Supremacists. <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- Lobster Warrior</div> Strengths: Very consistent, great understanding of basics. Good all around wrestling skills. Can play heel or face roles well. Weaknesses: Some people say his comic book role limits his ability to be taken seriously as a contender. Entertainment skills are slightly above average. Star power is above average. Current position: Upper midcard, face <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- Vengeance</div> Strengths: Very charismatic, menacing, and with great star power. Outstanding gimmick. Weaknesses: Fairly stodgy wrestling skills. Wouldn't sell for his grandmother. Ability to put together dramatic wrestling matches isn't at the top tier. Current position: Main event heel, slips between solitary roles or aiding assistance to the Corporate Supremacists without totally conceding his own aspirations <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- 'Big Cat' Brandon James</div> Strengths: Managed by the exceptionally charismatic Emma Chase. Above average performance skills. Can easily play a face or heel role. Very good star quality. Good hardcore skills, he is a cult figure among DaVE followers. Weaknesses: Average selling skills. Vomit-worthy entertainment skills. Listening to a promo of his is worse than having your wisdom teeth pulled. Don't ask the man to fly or to use any mat skills... just don't. Current position: Upper midcard heel, the hardcore element to the Corporate Supremacists, current SWF North American Champion. <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen</div> Strengths: Notoriety as daddy's boy within the Corporate Supremacists is gaining him a lot of heat with the fans. The fans would pay big time to see him have his you know what handed to him. That makes him a highly precocious commodity. His skills otherwise are fairly basic. Can play either heel or face although is a better heel. Weaknesses: Fairly ordinary wrestling skills, although passable rumbling skills. The only time Eric would sell would be to sell his soul for a bigger contract. Injuries having caused him to slow down an awful lot. Current position: Main event heel, in ring leader of the Corporate Supremacists <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- Rich Money</div> Strengths: Exceptional ability to go face or heel. Very fine performance skills. Can carry a broom to go a good match. Outstanding star power. Can go a long match. Good entertainment skills. Good fundamental wrestling skills. Weaknesses: Not good from the top rope. Current position: Main event babyface <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- 'Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley</div> Strengths: Great star power. Great ability to play heel or face. Relatively consistent. Weaknesses: Fundamental wrestling skills are poor. Performance skills require a fair amount of development. Current position: Upper midcard babyface <div style="text-align:center;">--------------------------------------------</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Jack Bruce</div> Strengths: Great ability to play either heel or face. Outstanding entertainment skills. Such is his level of star quality, he could pull a crowd to a knitting seminar. Weaknesses: Rumbling skills by and large are flawed. Still struggling to sell and tell a story as great as his promos are. They're not poor by any stretch, but such is Jack's ability to pull a crowd through the door off his unbelievable entertainment skills, sometimes the match can be critiqued heavily, perhaps unfairly. Current position: Main event babyface <div style="text-align:center;">-------------------------------------------- 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith</div> Strengths: Unbelievably great entertainment and performance skills. Very good star quality. Has a historic affinity with excellence in SWF, thus the tag name the Living Legend. Weaknesses: Ageing. Basic wrestling skills are fairly ordinary. Slightly below average ability to play a heel. At this stage its an unknown quantity as to whether the crowd would buy him as a heel, or perhaps be so ravenous with such a turn that it turns into a major success. Current position: Main event babyface <div style="text-align:center;">--------------------------------------------</div> <div style="text-align:center;">Remo</div> Strengths: Magnificent star power and menace. He could be very easily portrayed as a powerhouse World Heavyweight Champion purely because of his great look. Very tough, great power skills. Age is on his side to develop into a quality professional. Weaknesses: Would be unwise at this stage to turn him babyface. Entertainment skills are still developing. Technical and flying skills are frankly comic at best. Compared to the former wrestlers, struggles to care too much about wrestling his opponents safely. Not a big fan of selling. Current position: Upper midcard heel, member of the Corporate Supremacist <div style="text-align:center;">--------------------------------------------</div> The great thing in Hank's mind was despite some of the glaring weaknesses, an appropriate mix and match strategy could limit a lot of the weaknesses and accentuate the strengths. As he drifted off into a deeper sleep, one thought that made him quite happy was the depth of quality youngsters underneath. Such as Marc Du Bois, Paul Huntingdon, Captain Atomic and the Bumfholes, whom if developed correctly could become stable long term members of the promotion and its quest for North American wrestling domination. <div style="text-align:center;"> The quest starts now: who will become the standard definition of SUPREME?</div> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28275" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Postscript, very much off topic: As a lot of you know, I am a passionate New Zealander, and I sit here invigorated to bring this bad boy to life much like the All Whites just brought the World Cup to life with a true typical Kiwi "David" effort. Against all odds. Kia Kaha Aoteroa.</div></blockquote>

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Location: New Orleans Arena, New Orleans, Louisiana

Attendance: 15,000

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Peter Michaels, Jerry Eisen and Duane Fry

SWF Supreme TV Episode #: 2

Episode Title: In which the locomotive's motives are questioned by the master of manipulation

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As the pyros burst out around the atmospheric reaches of the New Orleans arena, and we pan around a very much pro SWF, anti Corporate Supremacists crowd, we hear the familiar tidings of the one, the only, Peter Michaels.

Peter Michaels: Welcome fans, welcome to another exciting edition of SWF Supreme TV. I'm Peter Michaels, and with me tonight is none other than Duane Fry and Jerry Eisen. Tonight 'Big Cat' Brandon James of the Corporate Supremacists defends his SWF North American Championship and the World Tag Team Championships are defended by Jack Geidroyc and Valiant. What a night we have in store for you, down here in the beautiful spirit of the south, New Orleans!

Duane Fry: I can't wait to see the Disco Stud himself Robbie Retro, who will hopefully take down the Supremacists with an upset win!

Jerry Eisen: You'll get yours...

Duane Fry: Excuse me? Do you have a problem with me?

Jerry Eisen: I didn't say anything, you're hearing things! What a great night this should be, and... well... this sounds positive!

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The leader of the Corporate Supremacists himself, Eric Eisen, and the manager to 'Big Cat' Brandon James Emma Chase, make their way down to the ring. Emma looks as seductive as usual, while Eric endears himself to the fans... not.

Eric Eisen: You idiots in the cheap seats can sit down and shut the HELL up! It's time you heard a REAL Champion talk, not that paper champion Runaway Train.

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And that piece of bait appropriately brings the World Heavyweight Champion Runaway Train down the aisle. The crowd is rabid at Eisen for daring to suggest that Train was an imposter, but the Champion is here, and when he gets in the ring and smirks at Eisen before clenching his powerful right fist to pose for the crowd, New Orleans goes off its hinges.

Eric Eisen: I thought that would grab your attention. You know, Runaway Train, you stand here in MY ring, and you somehow have these morons eating out of the palm of your hand. Wha... Wha... What? You look a little perplexed. Have you just been caught out Runaway?

Train looks confused and shakes his head profusely as Eisen smiles wickedly.

Eric Eisen: You sure have these fools... fooled. Don't you? But it's all become very clear to me, Train. At Christmas Clash you defied orders. Why? Because you were greedy. Because you were selfish. You claim it was for the fans, it was for justice, it was... the... RIGHT... thing to do. But you defied protocol. You broke rank. It was high treason.

And very conveniently... you also took the SWF World Heavyweight Championship. 'Sif you didn't walk into Memphis and NOT have in the back of your mind this little plan. We ALL planned for it. Didn't we? We sat back in the Oval Office with my father, and we talked over the plan of what we were going to do to Jack Bruce. To a man everyone agreed to it. Including you. What changed your mind so quickly? I can tell you exactly what it was, the lure of the World Heavyweight Championship. Nothing more, nothing less. You knew a short cut, and you took it. You used all MY hard work to get the World Heavyweight Championship.

Eisen starts clapping cynically, and implores the crowd to clap with him. Train still looks confused.

Runaway Train: What the hell do you want?

Eric Eisen: What do I want? Well it seems to me you've got what I want. What is rightfully MINE.

Runaway Train: What are you getting at?

Emma Chase: Eric... let me take this one. Runaway Train, I have something I need to get off my chest right here right now...

Runaway Train raises his eyebrows and looks down at her... chest, grinning. This gets a pop from the crowd.

Emma Chase: Not that, sleazebag. Never! I want a real man, not a coward. No, I have a series of questions I need to ask you. Are you ready? Good. Firstly, in your match against Christian Faith, you retreated to a neutral corner when Marat Khoklov hit the Corporate Sickle on Christian Faith, did you not?

Runaway Train: Of course I did.

Emma Chase: Because it was the right thing to do?

Runaway Train: HELL YEAH!

Emma Chase: And you waited for him to regain full faculties, didn't you..?

Train looks a bit perplexed.

Emma Chase: You look a bit perplexed. Never mind. We'll come back to that a little later, first, I want you to watch this footage...

A video plays, showing Christian Faith rising, and still being very much confused, dazed... We roll on, Faith is still in a state of complete and utter disarray. In the corner we see Runaway Train walk up and start a mid ring altercation, effectively restarting the match.

Emma Chase: Very impressive Mr Train. You just answered my question. You Sir, you traitor, you two faced moron, you did not. You say that you were going to give Christian Faith a shot out of respect, but if you ask me, what you did instead was simply a case of keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Because it's no secret that over a long, long period of time Christian Faith has been somewhat of an arch nemesis of yours. Someone you've never really managed to get on top of. Hell, you're not alone in that, Christian Faith is an exceptional wrestler. I'm sure these fans will agree...

Faith!

Faith!

Faith!

Faith!

Faith!

The crowd chants.

Runaway Train: Now you just hold on one second there, Emma Chase. Are you trying to ostracize me? Are you trying to break up my friendship with Christian Faith? Because I'll tell you, straight from my heart, sister, that when I speak of friendship with Christian Faith, when I speak of the liberty and justice that should be what binds together Supreme Wrestling Federation, I speak with honesty. I could EASILY have given Faith the Train Wreck straight away, but when Lobster Warrior told me what happened, I gave Christian Faith a fighting chance. Nothing's meant to be easy Emma, and I'm quite certain that Christian Faith would say that himself. Nothing is meant to be laid out on a platter for you. It takes DAMN hard work. Because being the World Heavyweight Championship is the pinnacle of our sport, and when two experienced warriors like Christian Faith and Runaway Train step foot in that ring, no quarter is given, none is asked for. It's... that.... DAMN... simple.

Emma Chase: Well that's good to hear. It really is. Three chears for Runaway Train. Hip-hip...

Eric Eisen: Hooray!

Emma Chase: Hip-hip...

Eric Eisen: Hooray!

Emma Chase: Hip-hip...

Eric Eisen: Hooray!

Emma Chase: I'm glad to hear of your nobility, Train. I mean, deep down you know it, I know it, Eric knows it, these fans know it, deep down you we all know you will return to the Corporate Supremacists. Frankly, you are the biggest Benedict Arnold in our sport. But I'll tell you what, I'm glad you've at least SAID you are a noble figure. A man of his word. And being the World Heavyweight Champion to you means being a fighting champion, yes?

Train nods.

Emma Chase: Good, good. Because I can't force you into putting that title on the line tonight, but... but... And you're going to love this. I did get Richard Eisen earlier this evening to sign off on a match. But here's the fun part. While Richard was signing off on the match, my colleague, Eric Eisen, was talking to Angry Gilmore and he seemed to be agreeing very much with what Eric was telling him, that you are a dishonest fraud. And he said he'd very much like the opportunity to take you down a peg or two. So... here's the REALLY fun part. Tonight Runaway Train, you will take part in a three way dance. It will be... Runaway Train... versus Angry Gilmore.... versus.... ERIC EISEN!

Runaway Train throws a mini-tantrum before biting his tongue. Eric Eisen charges at Runaway Train with his arm out for a lariat, but instead Train ducks, and he is able to hip toss Eric Eisen to the floor!

Emma Chase is on her own, as Train smiles deviously. He raises his right hand, but instead pulls it down. Hitting a chick is not kewl. Emma goes to leave, but Train grabs her and plants a kiss on her. Emma kicks and gags, but almost seems to be putting her arms around him until she snaps out of it and resists, rolling out of the ring!

Peter Michaels: Well, it looks like we have a three way match later tonight.

Jerry Eisen: What do you think of your Runaway Train now, Peter?

Pete Michaels: I think he is looking extremely strong as our World Heavyweight Champion, Jerry.

Jerry Eisen: Surely you can see his questionable nature?

Duane Fry: I don't know about that Jerry, but I would say that tonight's main event is going to be extremely intriuging.

Peter Michaels: Speaking of Christian Faith, after the break we are going to see the Living Legend himself. But fans, we have to warn you, Christian Faith was told by the SWF Medical Staff here in New Orleans today that he was not permitted to wrestle. The reason for that, as you may remember, last week he took a horrific Corporate Sickle shot from Marat Khoklov. After the show, while flying back to his home-state, Christian started suffering from immense dizzy spells. When they landed, and he attended the local hospital, there was an intense blister of blood forming on the back of his neck. Sadly, we are told Christian will not wrestle tonight...

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The former World Heavyweight Champion makes his way down to the bottom of the ramp. He has some kind of neck brace on, but at the bottom of the ramp, the charismatic hero rips off the brace much to the delight of the crowd.

Christian Faith: New Orleans, who needs a hero!! Yeah, you're damn right. Supreme Wrestling Federation does. You know, I've given my life, my sweat, my blood, my tears to this business. I've done it night in, night out for all of you. Truth be known though, there comes a time in every man's life, particularly in this brutal business, where a man has to look himself in the mirror and say that is it, I am done.

The camera pans in on a young girl in the crowd, who is shaking her head in fear of the apparent retirement.

Christian Faith: So I had to come down here tonight to tell you all....

The crowd hangs on the edge of their seats, as Faith looks down, sombre, for about a half a minute before raising the microphone...

Christian Faith: That that time is a LONG LONG time away! You see Marat Khoklov, you have come to us from the pits of hell from Communist Russia. You have been trained in pugilistic warfare. There is no denying your sambo style of wrestling, coupled with your incredible power and your affinity to do anything at all to gain a win presents an incredibly difficult proposition. It's true that in the past year or so, you've raised hell here, and it's true you've basically rolled through this promotion without a care in the world. It's also true to say that the LAST challenge MOST men want is the one they are told they can't win.

Well you know something Marat, I'm not MOST men. You see, Bobby Kennedy once said that most men see things as they are and ask why, but that I see things that aren't and ask why not? You are known to be undefeatable. I challenge that. I query that. I know every man with red blood, communist driven or democratically driven, has a boiling point. They have a threshhold of pain they can't endure.

Perhaps Marat, you have just never reached that point in your career. You've never been tested to breaking point. You've never been pushed like a burning ember into the true fiery pits of hell. But now you are about to be, because I won't stop. I won't dream another dream except for the thought of what I have to do to STOP you. I won't think another thought except how to STOP you. Oh... Oh... You WILL be STOPPED! It's a matter of Faith. It's your destiny.

Now...

Christian Faith opens up a letter from his jacket pocket.

Christian Faith: I have a letter here that says I am not to wrestle tonight, courtesy of a heinous attack from you know who. Who am I to defy the odds? I'll tell you. The same, bad mother who has been defying the odds for the past ten-fifteen years. So Squeeky McClean, I saw you out the back earlier this evening, why don't you bring your Corporate Supremacist cop out [beep] to the ring so I can hand it to you in front of the New Orleans Faithful!

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John 'Squeeky' McClean v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith

And indeed, Squeeky does join us here, for what is probably to be fair the match of the night in terms of a pure wrestling clinic. Coupled with Squeeky's reasonable wrestling skills and ultra consistent ability to perform, and Christian Faith's exceptional charisma, star power and ability to call a match, tihs one turns into a very good bout. The story told is quite simple to see. Christian Faith at the start, after a sharp attack to the back of the head from McClean, is clearly struggling with his balance. A couple of times in the bout he drops to one knee without a hand laid on him, and clutches at his head, seemingly gaining enormous head aches. His attacks aren't clinical either, and we can only summise that his lack of balance is perhaps throwing his vision off.

Despite this, and despite many tactical pin fall attempts from McClean, Faith keeps hanging in there. McClean eventually panics and takes Faith to the outside of the ring. McClean tries to put Faith into the steel guardrail, but Faith takes his opportunity and reverses the move. He then picks up Squeeky and drops his manhood on top of the steel guardrail.

With the odds now somewhat evened, Faith takes McClean back into the ring, and after some fairly stock standard work in the corners brings McClean out of the corner the hard way with a high vertical suplex. Faith starts working on the leg joints of McClean, trying to destabilise his balance and neutralise his speed advantage. This is of course sound thinking from Christian Faith, but we expect this from the man who is undoubtedly the intellectual assassin of professional wrestling.

McClean pokes Faith back in the eye and tries for one more comeback, launching himself off the ropes with Faith on his knees looking to kick him square in the eyes, but Faith catches his leg before impact and drives McClean into the ground and goes to a schoolboy roll up.

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Both men rise quickly, but Faith gets in behind and lifts him up... Oh my.... Stalling Atomic Drop! McClean flounders into the corner, with Faith following up with the Leap of Faith!

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Result: Your winner at 9:02, Christian Faith

Rating: A

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Christian Faith stands with his arm held aloft before going to the far corner and posing on the the second turnbuckle for his delighted fans.

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Marat Khoklov lumbers down to the ring, and before Christian Faith is aware of what is happening, he is laid out with some kind of sambo suplex off the middle rope! Faith landed hard seemingly on the back of the neck again, and Marat stands over his fallen arch nemesis, smiling a wicked smile.

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SWF North American Championship
'Big Cat' Brandon James © v 'The Disco Stud' Robbie Retro

The fans rock in behind the charisma of Robbie Retro, but are slightly deflated by his still developing wrestling skills. Robbie is about to grind out a few disco jives, and is able also to take down Brandon with a series of very simple moves. There is no real rythym to the bout.

However, after about five minutes, Brandon James' ire is up as Robbie Retro keeps bringing him down with a succession of short sharp attacks around the knee area, followed up by an inside cradle...

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No!

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'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois hitting the ring and hitting the Marc of Excellence German Suplex on Retro. Brandon James almost instantaneously stops arguing with the referee, and picks Retro up for the Brandon Bomb Drop...

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Result: Your winner at 6:43, and STILL SWF North American Champion, Brandon James

Rating: B

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Steve Frehley: Is that how you play, playa?

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Du Bois merely smirks.

Steve Frehley: Are you dissing me, boy?

Marc Du Bois: What are you on aboooooout?

Steve Frehley: Don't be dissing me, boy. I'll tell you what, you seem to love to get involved. So how about you get involved tonight, you and me...

Du Bois shakes his head and laughs.

Marc Du Bois: Not a chance for a bouuuuuuut tonight.

Steve Frehley: Oh that's cool playa, I don't necessarily need the protection of rules and such. I can easily go ghetto on your [beep] right here, right now in a good old fashioned unsanctioned street fi..

Marc Du Bois: Whoa whoa whoa, easy there. This is nothing to get testy abouuuuuuut. Fine, later tonight. But I'm warning you, don't go getting your nose in MY business.

Steve Frehley: Why's that? This is my business, pal. Robbie Retro is a brother from another mother, and where I come from, you don't rob him of a chance.

Marc Du Bois: Whatever, you have nothing.

Steve Frehley: I have nothing. What's all that... abboooooouuut? Are we over and.... OUUUUTTTTTTT? Do you not really want this.... BOOOUUUUUUTTTT?

Marc Du Bois swings a right fist at Frehley who ducks, and picks Du Bois up for an atomic drop, and the French-Canadian stumbles away, grabbing the seat of his pants, as Frehley raises his arm for the fans.

Peter Michaels: Boy, I would NOT want to be around Marc Du Bois anytime soon. The testiness, the anger, the disillusion going through that young rebel's mind makes him a very dangerous proposition.

Jerry Eisen: I can't deny it Peter, Marc made a couple of rookie errors there, but make no bones about it, a riled up Marc Du Bois is a dangerous commodity. He is just that damn good.

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SWF World Tag Team Championships
Jack Geidroyc and Valiant © v The Amazing Bumfholes (Zimmy Bumfhole and Randy Bumfhole)

A relatively short, over booked encounter. Lots of hot tags to close off promising tag momentum builds, a few pinfalls interrupted by the chaotic frenzied assistance of the defenders partner, all with the gold on the line.

The match in many ways was a bit of a blur as it just did not seem to have the flow mapped out well enough to build the drama required. Still, the sheer agility of the Bumfholes certainly gave the crowd a few thrills, particularly when Zimmy saved Randy, basically from the outside, breaking a pinfall from Valiant with a slingshot plancha moonsault from the apron just before the referee could get the three count.

The ending was overly convoluted and a bit mangled. Valiant and Randy were the legal men. A groggy Randy fell prey to the Patriot Missile.

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Zimmy ran in and rolled Valiant off. Jack Geidroyc ran in assist, but Zimmy tossed him over the top rope to the outside. Zimmy then took Valiant down with a swinging neckbreaker. To the top he went.... Bumfhole in one! Zimmy pulled Randy on top of Valiant...

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THRE..

NO! Jack Geidroyc slid into the ring and pulled Randy off. Zimmy raced over to Jack Geidroyc, who pulled him out by the feet to the floor. Valiant and Randy both arose slowly, and Valiant was able to hit a hard right hand on Randy which made him groggy. He then took the opportunity to hit the Patriot Missile again...

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Result: Your winners at 5:41, and STILL SWF Tag Team Champions, Jack Geidroyc and Valiant

Rating: C-

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Jungle Strike (Jungle Lord and Gregory Black) v Frederique Antonio Garcia and 'Aristocrat' Paul Huntingdon

This one was a slow, stodgy affair, that was only eventually lit up by a frenetic finish. The match involved some slow corner work trying to separate each other's partners, and basically this went backwards and forth with no real momentum swing occurring for anything longer than a half a minute at a time.

You could almost hear the crowd switch off, as no one really seemed able to pull the match out of the mire and get the right pace settled for the crowd's liking. It eventually turned into a mat based contest with much reversing on the mat, but it wasn't delivered with good enough technical control for the crowd to be wowed.

Eventually, a chaotic series of each wrestler delivering their finisher was finalised when Gregory Black was able to hit the Pity the Fool on Frederique Antonio Garcia for a pin attempt.

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Result: Your winners at 6:41, Jungle Strike

Rating: C

Peter Michaels: A good effort from Jungle Strike, some sort of revenge really for Jungle Lord in particular guys.

Duane Fry: This is what I love about Gregory Black, he is basically the champion of the people, and there he is, he has now climbed over the guardrail, and you can see he is sitting with a group of fans to celebrate!

Jerry Eisen: Did he pay for a ticket?

Peter Michaels: He just wrestled a match!

Jerry Eisen: That seat should be going to a patron, not Gregory Black.

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Backstage, Jack Bruce signs a hat for a Make-A-Wish patient whose wish it was to go backstage at a SWF event.

Jack Bruce: Dazzlin, dude! That's just stunning. Hey, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to go out and win the World Heavyweight Championship at When Hell Freezes Over.

A smile passes over the childs face, as Jack walks off with a wink.

He turns a corner where Rich Money stands, and he bumps into him.

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Rich Money: Real cute.

Jack Bruce: Sorry, but what dude?

Rich Money: That was real cute. You know Jack, the truth of the matter is you have been a great World Heavyweight Champion. There is no doubt about that. You have a lot of people who support you, night in, night out. And we teamed well together last week. But you know something Jack, deep down in the pit of my stomach, I wonder whether I really am the money-man, after all. You see, when all is said and done, I used to run corporate organisations with the click of a finger, bringing everything I wanted, except the World Heavyweight Championship. And I began to realise how selfish I had been.

Jack Bruce: What's this got to do with me?

Rich Money: It's all very ... VERY simple, Jack. There is no doubt in my mind you deserve a shot to get back your World Heavyweight Championship. But I've bided my time. I don't play any political cards. I am efficient and effective in the ring. Some might say I'm the world's biggest wrestling loner, I am really a lone shark. The Lone Wolf you might say. And frankly, I know... I KNOW.... I could beat you one on one, with no hocus pocus, no people in the pocket, no enormous swell of locker room sentimental support... Because I am the best Jack... I am the best. Just think about that...

Rich Money winks, as he turns from Jack Bruce and walks away, leaving the former World Heavyweight Champion looking extremely confused

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'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley

This was a backwards and forth affair, and much like a lot of tonight's matches, really failed to hold the crowd's attention. It was like at times they were being burnt out, simply because the wrestlers failed to understand to tell the stories they needed to effectively, and so in many ways, particularly with Du Bois in the ring, it became somewhat of a spot fest followed by high power moves from Steve Frehley, without any real definition of meaning behind them.

Nevertheless, the basic standard of wrestling was still acceptable, and both men are of course well known to fans of Supreme Wrestling Federation. A lot of fans at ringside were enamored in Steve Frehley, particularly when he had a comic spot with Marc Du Bois where he basically slapped him around like he was the three stooges all in one. This allowed Frehley to embrace the crowd more, which, as such a charismatic fellow is his real wont to do to bring the match alive.

There were a few different pin fall attempts, Frehley's largely off slams and suplexes, Marc Du Bois sneak attacks and roll ups. Marc Du Bois fianlly started to build some momentum, when he peered into the crowd and saw

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Gregory Black still partying in the crowd. Our cameras got nice and close on Marc Du Bois who was seemingly complaining that this was his match and that Gregory Black was doing nothing more than stealing his thunder. Du Bois started arguing across towards Black who caught his attention, but refused to move. Before Du Bois could roll out of the ring to go after Black, Frehley rolled him up with an inside cradle...

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Before both men quickly arose, and Du Bois quickly looked towards Black, but this was his undoing as Frehley hit the Dark Destroyer Spear and made a cover...

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Result: Your winner at 7:18, Steve Frehley

Rating: C+

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In almost a blood steined red grain, we took a look in slow motion of the horrific sneak attack of Marat Khoklov earlier tonight on Christian Faith.

Peter Michaels: God, how horrific. I just wonder how on earth Christian Faith can recover from all this, and furthermore, how he really can stop Marat like he claims he will.

Duane Fry: There is no denying the fact that Christian Faith has a reputation of defying all the odds Peter, but, I have a bad feeling that this is just a bridge too far, even for him.

Jerry Eisen: The master-plan is all coming together for Richard Eisen, your demigod employer, boys. It seems to me that Christian Faith will soon be just a bitter memory. I doubt he'd even get a postcard from us, to be honest. The era of Marat is just about to begin.

Duane Fry: That's just like the Eisen family though isn't it, Jerry? Use and abuse. We're all just numbers here, and frankly I'm sick of your attitude... ... Wh... Wh.. What are you doing? Are you taking down notes on me?

Jerry Eisen: Nothing in particular. Just rewriting your date of birth and social security number. Those pink forms are a doosey!

Peter Michaels: Calm down you two, we have a very important match coming up. What a spectacular night this has been!

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Non Title Match
SWF World Heavyweight Champion Runaway Train v 'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen v Angry Gilmore

This started off with a hiss and a roar as Runaway Train went straight for Eric Eisen, but it seemed fairly clear that Angry Gilmore would have none of that and instantly began to attack Train from the side, overpowering him, and basically forcing this into a handicap match. With Train knocked down, Eisen and Gilmore exchanged a hand shake, before going to opposite corners to taunt the crowd.

By the time they turned around, the big man was up. He circled the ring as Eisen and Gilmore stayed close together. Finally, Eisen and Gilmore charged at Train who double clotheslined both of them, picking up Gilmore and like a gorilla press slam, throwing him to the outside. Eisen looked petrified and returned to his corner, and eventually to the floor.

Gilmore and Eisen talked for a second or two, before separating and going to opposite sides of the ring. Both men circled the ring, causing Runaway Train difficulty in keeping his eye on the prize. Gilmore eventually raced into the ring and clipped Runaway Train from behind at the knee, bringing the bring redwood down to the mat.

You could easily see the influence of the ultra professional Gilmore who is just so apt at bringing together a storyline in the ring. He instantly started stomping the left knee of Train, and Eisen who came back into the ring began working over the right knee of the Champion. The theory seemed perfectly simple and legitimate, keep this big ferocious beast grounded at all costs. The best way to do it is to take his legs out. Wrestling 101.

Eventually, Gilmore moved towards some nerve holds on the cruciate ligaments surrounding the knee, trying to work over Runaway Train moreso. You could see this match was far more important the result, it now was a perfect opportunity to set Runaway Train up for the ultimate pitfall, being unable to successfully defend his World Heavyweight Championship at When Hell Freezes Over.

OUCH! The leg pull frolm Gilmore, even the courageous champion is screaming , but not for mercy, but just because of the sheer pain that is going through the ligaments. Gilmore has such a reputation for snapping them.

Eisen asked Gilmore to release, and brought Train up to his feet. He sent him hurtling across the ring, and raised a high knee which Train basically fell onto his back from. Again he brought him up, and he tried to raise him for an atomic drop, but Train dead weighted him.

Gilmore got in Eisen's face and seemed to be arguing that Eisen had gone away from the plan. A plan that was successful. Eventually both men pushed and shoved, before Eisen took Gilmore by the back of the head and tossed him to the outside.

As he did so, Runaway Train sat up. The crowd popped. Eisen got on his knees and started begging off, but Train got up and picked him up by the throat... DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! He picked up Eisen again... Snake Eyes on the top rope. Eisen stumbled around blinded, before Train whipped him into the corner. The blinking Eisen seemed unable to set his eyes on Train properly who rolled in with a huge high speed avalanche, out rolls Eisen... Spinebuster! The train of pain!

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Angry Gilmore with the save. Eisen rolls to the outside, as Train's eyes widen. Gilmore drops to his knees and begs, but Train will have none of it, and he picks up Gilmore, oh god... Full Nelson Bomb! Wow! Wow! He picks up Gilmore again... Over Shoulder Backbreaker!

Runaway Train signals for the Train of Pain again, but Gilmore smartly rolls out of the ring. Referee Smith checks on Gilmore as he slides to the outside, but behind Train, Eisen has rolled back in and he smacks him over the back of the head with a steel chair! MY GOD! How did the referee not see or hear that?

He turns around as Eisen covers...

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Result: Your winner at 9:41, Eric Eisen

Rating: B

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Post match, Jack Bruce and Rich Money race down to the ring, and a three way brawl ensues! There are vicious lefts and rights, no holds barred. Bruce grabs Money by the head and drives him into the corner, before Money thrusts him off into a kick to the gut from Eisen. It looks like Eisen is setting Bruce up for a gutwrench slam...

OH MY!

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Runaway Train has sat up!

Eisen notices, releases the hold and runs out of the ring, as Bruce and Money slide out to alternate corners also.

Train holds his arm aloft and screams to the crowd, as we fade out...

Rating: B

TV Rating: 6.35

Bigpapa42 · June 27, 2010

Thumbs up on the show, T. Like what you have going with Train - good to see the big man playing a key role.

angeldelayette · June 27, 2010

Another great card, my friend.

-I had a feeling that Eric Eisen was going to go over in that match but I predicted with my heart instead of my head.

-Marat Khoklov is a monster and that's exactly how he's looking. A few beatdowns of Christian Faith definitely have him looking like a million bucks.

-The opening segment with Emma and Eric and Runaway Train was excellently done. It makes Train almost a bit of a tweener and can be seeds planted for a later turn.

-Rich Money and Jack Bruce is definitely building toward an explosion live and only on pay-per-view!

tristram · June 28, 2010

Thumbs up on the show, T. Like what you have going with Train - good to see the big man playing a key role.

Thanks BP. Yeah, there was some fairly deliberate 'scripting' in that main event. I am glad with how it came out, to me it served a good purpose going forward

Another great card, my friend.

-I had a feeling that Eric Eisen was going to go over in that match but I predicted with my heart instead of my head.

-Marat Khoklov is a monster and that's exactly how he's looking. A few beatdowns of Christian Faith definitely have him looking like a million bucks.

-The opening segment with Emma and Eric and Runaway Train was excellently done. It makes Train almost a bit of a tweener and can be seeds planted for a later turn.

-Rich Money and Jack Bruce is definitely building toward an explosion live and only on pay-per-view!

Thanks for the feedback mate. I'm glad you like the semi-tweener portrayal. I always like to use this style... basically, to bring interest into a story without necessarily going to the Vince Russo swerve. I always reckon the best book-authors are the ones that can create an emotional tie to a character that ends up being misleading... sometimes the layer they create pans out to be actually correct, other times things are circumstantial and we have somewhat of an innocent betrayal. Agatha Christie was an absolute master of it.

tristram · June 28, 2010

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Arena Recap

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With Uncle Buck McLovin

It's a tired old strategy. Bad guy versus good guy. But you know, it works. Last night I watched Supreme TV and I couldn't tell at times who was arthur and who was martha. I, like most fans, want to be able to watch a show and get a feel for who I am supposedly paying my hard earned to see come Pay-Per-View time. As it stands, I'm now not overly sure if Runaway Train is the paragon of good virtue he was overbooked to appear at Christmas Clash. To me, if this is a swerve, it appears an audacious waste of time. And I'm guessing Joel Bryant and Tommy Cornell have their fingers crossed that come When Hell Freezes Over, the ultimate reveal is a swerve because overly complex, nonsensical action only makes the viewer wish for simpler times, for times based on good solid no nonsense wrestling as is being consistently offered by Total Championship Wrestling.

Speaking of TCW, as they head towards Malice in Wonderland, they hit the Mid-West coming to us live from the John Q Hammans Center. And again, they kept it logical, they kept it simple. Sure, the TV ratings don't quite reflect that currently, but 10,000 fans packed into the arena and it was rabid towards the end of the show. Why? Because they keep it simple, stupid. Message to Richard Eisen, keep it simple. An undercard packed with fast paced action, solidified by the big time push of Rocky Golden going over Tommy Cornell, and then in the match of the night, a continuation of the youth policy with Wolf Hawkins defeating the impressive veteran Bryan Vessey. It was simple, it was logical. It was smart. In my eyes, it was a win again for Tommy Cornell and his crew.

Down the nation somewhat, in cajun New Orleans, SWF continued to get it horribly wrong. Let's take a look at what happened:

- We start off the show with Eric Eisen and Emma Chase basically telling us as fans that we are fools. We are fools for the last week or so shelling out our hard earned to buy Runaway Train merchandise, we are fools for shelling out for When Hell Freezes Over because we're behind the Runaway Train express.

- We have a good segment from Christian Faith, although you have to wonder whether the inexplicably took away some of Marat's heat by acting so...so... sane. Personally, I was looking forward to the sledge hammer as was propositioned last week - sledge hammer versus the corporate sickle. It appears that was completely forgotten this week.

- The best match of the night... is your opening match? Did someone not go to Wrestling 101 School? The pleasing thing about this was the opportunity for Squeeky McClean to work. He is much undervalued, and I wonder what keeps him here, as TCW would make him a star, without a doubt.

- Good to see a story continuation with the attack from Marat. But I must say, again, I want more sickle!

- I did like the fact that Marc Du Bois' interference wasn't pointless, as has been the case recently on SWF. There seemed to be some good continuation in that it opened up a match between Du Bois and Steve Frehley, while largely protecting Brandon James.

- I also liked Jack Geidroyc and Valiant versus the Amazing Bumfholes, although, suffice to say, 9 times out of 10 the Bumfholes should be going over. There is no doubting their pre-eminent position in the tag division. Also, where are the Biggz Boyz and Death Row? Am I missing something here?

- The next match, I can't believe I'm saying this, again seemed to be logically in that it was scheduled off the back of something last week, rather than just being cobbled together as has happened all too much lately. Nice to see Jungle Lord and Gregory Black get a win too. I wonder whether Gregory's performance throughout the card is a preposition to a much needed push. THAT I would pay to see.

- OK... OK... someone deliver me the mail. Is Rich Money now... heel? Does this mean that Jack Bruce is going to be locked into a feud with Money, and will now NOT take up his rightful opportunity to re-challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship? Hello... am I missing something here?

- The Frehley-Du Bois match wasn't as fluent as I expected, however, it did involve Gregory Black. And as he's my main man in this column, I'm all for the opening up of a feud between him and Du Bois.

- Good production values to put over Faith and Khoklov's altercations. I did, I must say, enjoy that.

- The main event confused me. It irritated me. Firstly, why would Eric Eisen de-establish his obvious connection with Angry Gilmore at the pivotal moment? Yes, I agree with the chair shot win as it doesn't diminish Train's momentum, but, nothing again was dispelled about the Train swerve rumour.

- The after main event spot was over clustered and pointless. It didn't serve any real purpose that I could see. Where are we heading? Is this establishing the main and semi-main event at When Hell Freezes Over? Is Money a fully fledged heel now?

You know, on what is the weekend celebration of the life of Michael Jackson, one year on from his passing, I think one of his works sums it up perfectly for me. All I want to say is that they don't really care about us. So true, Richard, this hit goes out to you. If you did care about us Richard, you certainly wouldn't be imploring fans to need to read the "Dummies Guide to Professional Wrestling" to have us confused two weeks out from what should be a major Pay-Per-View. Set up the basic premise, and give us a reason to buy. It seems very simple to me, Tommy Cornell, and basically the entire wrestling world. There are people confused Richard, if you care enough for the wrestling fans, make it a better place for them and for me.

Astil · June 28, 2010

Uncle Buck makes me want to slap a mark. With my ring hand.

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Rich Money v 'The Can't Miss Prospect' Marc Du Bois

Did you know: Marc Du Bois claims to be in some way related to Allan Thicke.

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Jungle Strike (Gregory Black and Jungle Lord) v The All North American Dream Team (Angry Gilmore and Enforcer Roberts)

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Lobster Warrior v A Mystery Opponent

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Randy Bumfhole v Remo

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Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v 'The Dark Destroyer' Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

Did you know: Joe Sexy has on his webpage named Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson and Demi Moore as his three 'hottest' chicks of the 90s.

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'The Supremacist' Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v 'The Living Legend' Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

Did you know: Marat Khoklov has read 6 books on the Romanov saga, and still to do this day claims Anastasia did in fact get away, despite evidence conclusively now proving otherwise.

Quick Picks

Rich Money v Marc Du Bois

Jungle Strike v the All North American Dream Team

Lobster Warrior v ???

Randy Bumfhole v Remo

Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

Jingo · June 28, 2010

Rich Money v Marc Du Bois

Jungle Strike v the All North American Dream Team

Lobster Warrior v ???

Mr. ??? shalt never lose ...

Randy Bumfhole v Remo

Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

.. Love the Did you know's?

Bigpapa42 · June 28, 2010

Rich Money v Marc Du Bois

Jungle Strike v the All North American Dream Team

Lobster Warrior v ???

Randy Bumfhole v Remo

Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

The "Did you Know's" definitely up the entertainment value of the card posts...

Candyman · June 29, 2010

Rich Money v Marc Du Bois

Jungle Strike v the All North American Dream Team

Lobster Warrior v ???

Randy Bumfhole v Remo

Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

The Did you know's are my favorite part of this diary.

tristram · June 29, 2010

Thanks heaps for the feedback on the 'Did You Know' segments, I must say it's great fun putting those parts together

Who woulda thought Marat is an avid reader of Romanov conspiracy theories

tristram · June 29, 2010

Uncle Buck makes me want to slap a mark. With my ring hand.

OUCH! I'm kind of glad it's got that reaction, the idea behind The Arena Report is based on when I read a review of particular segments on websites, I often then watch the segment they've ripped apart and find myself quite enjoying it. In a way, I love that about wrestling, that opinions can differ so much.

Zergon · June 29, 2010

Rich Money v Marc Du Bois

Money is higher on ladders

Jungle Strike v the All North American Dream Team

no idea here so I simply copied this answer from other´s

Lobster Warrior v ???

Mystery man rule kicks in here

Randy Bumfhole v Remo

Randy is a tag guy so he can affort to lose here

Vengeance and John 'Squeeky' McClean v Steve Frehley and Joe Sexy

since I don´t have any idea I go with who i like and that´s Vengeace

Eric Eisen and Marat Khoklov v Christian Faith and Jack Bruce

Eisen and Khoklov win here in order t get some momentum

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