(9000-verse) Babes of New Sin City: Familiar Faces. New World. Still got T&A.

crayon · July 31, 2010

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<h2>This is a foreword</h2>

So I'm finally starting a diary with the mod I've sunk the last couple of years into. If you're familiar with my last diary as well as my mod progress, then you'll be fully prepared when I tell you that this diary will be updated VERY sporadically. If you wind up liking what I do, then I'd advise you to subscribe to the thread, since the updates will be pretty much dependent on how <strike>lazy I am</strike> much of a workload I have at polytech (likely to be a lot).

Still, even with that, I've got a new approach to organization, and I'm not using John Awesome as a user character (sad, I know) so there'll also be less mental roadblocks this time around, so hey, maybe it'll do better than my one event wonders in the past.

Babes of New Sin City. A 9000-verse promotion that is very much similar to BSC which exists in the alternate reality of the C-Verse. Roster and pushes are very similar, and the worker stats should all mirror TEW10 for the majority, save for a few instances where I went with 08 stats or altered ages and sex appeal to better match the worker pictures used.

What I'm saying is that I haven't haxed Dharma Gregg to have an 89 in Psychology or anything likewise, so results should be in line with what's expected from BSC. That said, don't expect awesome ratings, because I'm not a pro booker by any stretch, and delivering compelling storylines will always get first priority over achieving good grades.

I'll also be focusing on BSC's original roster as well. I will naturally be doing some hiring of 9000-verse workers, but I'm not willingly going to gut the roster and kick out the BNSC mainstays just because I have access to signing <em>popular comic superheroine x</em> or <em>anime magical school girl y</em>.

<h2>Shutup already and do some booking</h2>

Fair enough, I'll get right on that now I've got this all out of my system. Will be putting up a contents page and roster next, and after that it's on to the first show! Selfish that I started the thread only to leave you all waiting on the first day, but unfortunately sleep calls.

Oh yeah, the No Kayfabe Zone logo you see at the top is an indicator that I'll just be rambling out of character. So feel free to skip if you ever see the image

I'm starting a diary based in the 9000-verse, which closely resembles Babes of Sin City from the C-verse. Will be posting sporadically, and more info as well as the first event will go up as soon as I get some sleep, get some study done, and <strike>get a life</strike> get a bit more study done. In the above we also established that I'm selfish.

BTW, this diary displays best in Firefox 3.6 and above, due to my reliance on CSS3. Yeah.

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crayon · July 31, 2010

Table of Contents

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Table of contents

Roster

Pole Position 1

A Very Vivacious Valentines</strong></div><div style="float: right; width: auto; padding: 5px 20px; text-align: right;">............................................. <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1113549&postcount=1/" style="color: blue;"><strong>LINK</strong></a>

.............................. <strong>YOU ARE HERE</strong>

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............................................. <a href="http://www.greydogsoftware.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1135124#post1128923/" style="color: blue;"><strong>LINK</strong></a>

............................................. <a style="color: blue;"><strong>SOON</strong></a>

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crayon · August 3, 2010

Woot, finally got the html for the roster done!

<HTML><BODY><div style="width:620px;margin:0 auto;background: white;overflow:auto;text-align:justify;"><div style="color: white;font-family: 'century gothic', 'brush script mt', georgia, sans-serif;text-shadow: #999999 3px 3px 6px;background:grey;background: -moz-linear-gradient(top, #FF99FF, #330033);padding:10px 20px;margin-right:20px;font-size:3em;border:1px solid black;"><center>The BNSC Catwalk</center></div><div style="padding:10px 10px;margin:0 20px 20px 0;-moz-box-shadow: 10px 10px 5px #888;border:1px solid black;-moz-border-radius-bottomright: 10px;-moz-border-radius-bottomleft: 10px;"><div style="text-align:center;text-shadow:#999 3px 3px 3px;font-size:3em;font-family:'brush script mt', sans-serif;"><strong>Queen of the Ring</strong><br /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CharleenAngelle-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Charleen Angelle" /><p style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:0.5em;margin:0;">Charleen Angelle</p></div><div style="text-align:center;text-shadow:#999 3px 3px 3px;font-size:3em;font-family:'brush script mt', sans-serif;"><strong>Girl Power Tag Champions</strong><br /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/JenJupiter-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Jen Jupiter" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Kathy Jupiter" /><p style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:0.5em;margin:0;">The Jupiters</p></div><hr><div style="text-align:center;text-shadow:#999 3px 3px 3px;font-size:3em;font-family:'brush script mt', sans-serif;margin-bottom:10px;"><strong>Fighters</strong></div><div style="overflow: auto"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Alexia Capone" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Alexia Capone</strong></span><p>An Italian native, Alexia Capone is a mainstay of BNSC and Las Vegas' lesser known mafioso members. It's never been clarified exactly what her role is within the mafia, but it hasn't stopped her from pushing people around like she's the original Godfather.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlisonWonderland-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Alison Wonderland" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Alison Wonderland</strong></span><p>A riff on Lewis Carroll's popular character, Alison Wonderland is an air-head with a sophisticated accent who only joined BNSC in 2007. Despite her stupidity, she has gained somewhat of following. Mostly in part due to her wonderous gazongas, though.</p></div></div><div style="overflow:auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CharleenAngelle-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Charleen Angelle" style="padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding: 0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Charleen Angelle</strong></span><p>One of BNSC's top heels, "The Fallen Angelle" Charleen is a narcissistic seductress who has been with the promotion since its doors first opened.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CocoaDuSoleil_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Cocoa Du Soleil" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Cocoa Du Soleil</strong></span><p>As one half of the tag-team Chocolate Spice alongside Lindsay Cinnamon, Cocoa Du Soleil is better known as being the brains of the team. Her signature weapon is a teddy bear.</p></div></div><div style="overflow:auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Dharma Gregg" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Dharma Gregg</strong></span><p>Another of the BNSC originals, Dharma Gregg is a fun-loving babyface who is a huge fan favorite. While not exactly the most edgy character, she knows how to get cheap pops (outside of a match, at least) and rarely doesn't have the crowd on her side.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/JenJupiter-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Jen Jupiter" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Jen Jupiter</strong></span><p>Jen Jupiter is part of Sin City's long-standing, dynamic sister team. Hailing from Alabama, her signature move is the Alabama Jam.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Kathy Jupiter" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Kathy Jupiter</strong></span><p>Sister of Jen, Kathy Jupiter makes up the other half of The Jupiters tag-team. While not of the typical blonde character that goes over so well in Vegas, Kathy has managed to beat the bleach and become one of BNSC's premiere babyfaces.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LeotieLeeLittlefeather_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Leotie Lee Littlefeather" style="float:left;padding-right:5;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Leotie Lee Littlefeather</strong></span><p>A legit native-American of Navajo heritage, Littlefeather is one of the older fighters on the roster but still has what it takes to shake her stuff. Having paid her dues in the lower card, she has finally broken into the upper BNSC tiers and is determined to make a name for herself.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LindsayCinnamon_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Lindsay Cinnamon" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Lindsay Cinnamon</strong></span><p>While you could invariably drive a truck through the gaps in her skillset, it doesn't stop the other half of Chocolate Spice from looking good in a bikini. Whenever wrestling, her plush frog can always be found ringside.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/NurseHopeSunrise-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Nurse Hope Sunrise" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Nurse Hope Sunrise</strong></span><p>One of the more gimmicky gals on the catwalk, Nurse Sunrise has the ability to use her knowledge of the human anatomy to get an edge on her opponents as well, as a rise out of the male audience.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/OfficerHardbody-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Officer Hardbody" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;text-align:;"><strong>Officer Hardbody</strong></span><p>A perverted police officer, Officer Hardbody is always on the look-out for people breaking her interpretation of the law, hoping to dish out her unique brand of "justice" to any offenders.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/RoxyKitten-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Roxy Kitten" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Roxy Kitten</strong></span><p>This pint-sized rock chick is a feisty scrapper who makes up for her lack of size in high-flying attitude.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SisterMaryMercy-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Sister Mary Mercy" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Sister Mary Mercy</strong></span><p>It's a wonder how the naive nun found her way to BNSC, but if not for the nun's habit and goody-two-shoes morals, you might not even give it a second thought, given the regularity of her skimpy ring attire.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/Spryte-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Spryte" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Spryte</strong></span><p>The mischevious pink pixie, Spryte is the somewhat unlikely tag partner of Whitney Hollywood. She says that her pink wings let her fly (which is not unexpected in the 9000-verse), but <del>some</del> nearly everyone on the roster finds this quite hard to swallow.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/TammyGalaxy-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Tammy Galaxy" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Tammy Galaxy</strong></span><p>Gimmick alert! Tammy Galaxy claims to be a time traveler from the 22nd century;an era where apparently you can still become a fighter without possessing much skill at all. She is mostly considered a joke by the BNSC catwalk, but still manages to rack up her share of victories here and there.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/Vampella-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Vampella" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Vampella</strong></span><p>Once going by the alias of Eastern Belle, a chance happening transformed her into a Vampella, the dark deviant of the night. Before going solo, she and Alexia Capone once had a successful run as tag-team champions under the name of <em>Bad to the Boner</em>.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Whitney Hollywood" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Whitney Hollywood</strong></span><p>Making up the team of Hollywood Magiks is BNSC's resident ice queen, Whitney Hollywood. Aside from her cold persona, she is well regarded for her elaborate outfits, despite them not showing as much skin as her co-workers.</p></div></div><hr><div style="text-align:center;text-shadow:#999 3px 3px 3px;font-size:3em;font-family:'brush script mt', sans-serif;"><strong>Others</strong></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Honey Gofaster" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Honey Gofaster</strong></span><p>The founder and mastermind behind BNSC, Miss Gofaster was a famous Las Vegas showgirl before taking the risk of an all girl promotion in the sinful desert of Nevada. She is a keen businesswoman and when it comes to decision-making, hers is the final word.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Annie Fapc0ck" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Annie Fapc0ck</strong></span><p>Annie Fapc0ck is an aspiring director who is currently looking to wow the world with a documentary on female wrestling, with her current subject being Sister Mary Mercy, who she also manages (with questionable skill).</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HeatherHalo-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Heather Halo" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Heather Halo</strong></span><p>Sister of GDS' Johnny Fenoli, Heather Halo is a make-up artist come referee, who has become known as BNSC's resident referee, ever since her involvement when the first event was held.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/MarilynStarfruit-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Marilyn Starfruit" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Marilyn Starfruit</strong></span><p>Once a big regional name in the 80s, Marilyn Starfruit is an aging worker who left the industry some time ago, but returned in 2006 as the promotion's first booker and road agent. While the booking duties have passed, she remains on as an RA.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Sarah Platinum" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;background:#CCCCCC;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Sarah Platinum</strong></span><p>Some say Sarah Platinum is too good for BNSC. Those people are probably right, however her close friendship with Gofaster ensures that matches sound awesome from the announce table, even if they don't look it in the ring.</p></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:10px;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SelenaDeVille-Sml.png" width="113" height="113" alt="Selena DeVille" style="float:left;padding-right:5px;" /><div style="float:right;width:440px;padding:0 10px;"><span style="font-size:1.3em;"><strong>Selena DeVille</strong></span><p>Selena DeVille is a former demon who was exiled to the 9000-verse, and wound up in BNSC (some suspect as punishment). She almost has a monopoly on the heel contingency within the promotion, with most of the heels under her management in some form or another.</p></div></div></div></div></BODY></HTML>

Stennick · August 3, 2010

Interesting last name for Annie....

crayon · August 3, 2010

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TecDax · August 3, 2010

Hooray, a 9000-verse diary...from the master himself. Should be fun.

I'm still thinking about a way to make a Touhou diary with the girls actually wrestling instead of shooting pretty bullets at each other without destroying their characters. ^^

crayon · August 4, 2010

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crayon · August 4, 2010

First non-Starfruit booked event announced!

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Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle
Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone
The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody
Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy
Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

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Yuu Onuki · August 4, 2010

Absolutely stunning work.

Quickpicks

* Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

* Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

* The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

* Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

* Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

Self · August 4, 2010

The artwork is really cool. The name changes are... interesting in some cases, plain odd in others.

Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

Jingo · August 4, 2010

Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

Ladas18 · August 4, 2010

Absolutely amazing, I'm definently following!

Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

TecDax · August 4, 2010

Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

I already love it.

Huntman · August 4, 2010

Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs Charleen Angelle

Dharma Gregg vs Alexia Capone

The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody

Hollywood Magiks vs Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy

Sister Mary Mercy vs Roxy Kitten

Jaded · August 5, 2010

<p>Your graphics are just...</p><p> </p><p>

I mean...</p><p> </p><p>

Basically...</p><p> </p><p>

WOW.</p><p> </p><p>

* <strong>Leotie Lee Littlefeather</strong> vs Charleen Angelle</p><p>

* <strong>Dharma Gregg</strong> vs Alexia Capone</p><p>

* <strong>The Jupiters </strong>vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody</p><p>

* Hollywood Magiks vs <strong>Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy</strong></p><p>

* Sister Mary Mercy vs <strong>Roxy Kitten</strong></p><p><strong>

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crayon · August 8, 2010

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Just thought I'd chime in and say that I've finally finished up the write up (really need to figure out a way to streamline future shows though, I've currently got 300+ lines in notepad++ devoted to the first event), although there will be some time required for me to sort out the html behidn how I want to present things.

Like I said, I work at a slow pace, but hopefully it'll all be considered worth it.

In the future I'll make sure I have the write up completed before I announce any quickpicks, so people don't forget what the hell they're were interested in in the first place.

Just if anyone's interested, for the record I'm playing with everything turned on, and my booker talents are even for everything except with -2 in leadership and +2 in creativity, which will hopefully pan out with more flexibility for twists and turns as well as a bit more drama backstage.

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crayon · August 14, 2010

Getting the layout for this all right was hell to "perfect" (debatable), but it's done!

Here's part A...

<html><body><div style="background:url(http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/bg-tile.jpg);position:relative;z-index:0;"><div style="width:700px;margin: 10px auto;padding:20px;background:#FFF;position:relative;z-index:1;font-size:1.2em;font-family:Georgia, serif;"><div align="center"><img width="450px" height="270px" alt="Logo" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Posters%20and%20Hype/Header-PolePositionI.png" /></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>INT. RING</strong><br />In a form-fitting far-from-designer suit, Honey Gofaster stands ring center with a microphone. A staple of BNSC, she hypes the night's card and does her best to warm up the crowd before heading to the announce table alongside Sarah Platinum.</p><hr><div style="overflow: auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">The start of a new year and the start of a new era is one way to describe this event. Angelle/Littlefeather, Capone/Gregg, The Jupiters vs Vampella and Officer Hardbody. Mix in some questionable ring attire and add in one or ten overpriced beers and that's one hell of a card lined up.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div style="float:right;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float: right;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;float:right;" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">No question about it Sarah. And like always with Babes of New Sin City, there's bound to be some twists and turns along the way. Maybe even starting with this first match of the night!</div></div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>PAN TO<br />EXT. TOP OF THE ENTRANCE RAMP</strong><br />The lights fade to black, and after a few moments a heavenly spotlight from up high switches on and Sister Mary Mercy appears beneath the shining light, praying, in her decidely non-nun attire. Behind her, we can see her manager Annie Fapc0ck recording everything on camera. As per Mercy's standard entrance she makes her way to the ring as a chorus of HALLULUJA plays over the speakers.</p><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Almost as soon as she gets into the ring, the choral music is cut abrupt by the sound of a V8 engine and rock music blasting through the pit. Roxy Kitten runs down the ramp and jumps up onto the turnbuckle banging her head to the music.</p><div><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" height="40px" width="20px" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin:0 0 20px 135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">One of those twists that we're talking about would be a win for Sister Mercy.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-bottom:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="" style="float: right;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;float:right;" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">A loss for her at this point would make it the seventh month in a row losing straight. Is she showing too much mercy to her name or is it just bad luck?</div></div><div><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" height="40px" width="20px" /></div><div style="width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin:0 0 20px 135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Whatever it is, you have got to pity Annie Fapc0ck as her manager -</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-bottom:30px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="" style="float: right;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">- and aspiring auteur -</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" height="40px" width="20px" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">- who must be praying for a win almost as much as Sister Mercy at this point.</div></div><hr><div align="center" style="font-size:1.5em;position:relative;z-index:2;"><img style="margin-right:25px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/SisterMaryMercy.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Sister Mercy" /><img style="margin-left:25px;"src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/RoxyKitten.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Roxy Kitten" /><img style="position:absolute;right:274px;top:15px" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Versus" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Versus/Vs%20Vertz/vert-VS_alt06.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:10px;top:100px;" width="211px" height="117px" alt="grade" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/G-E-1.png" /><br />Sister Mary Mercy vs. Roxy Kitten</div><p>An bout that was hampered by Roxy's lack of consistency (even given its extremely short length), Sister Mercy looked set to win, but lost in the very last moments, where Roxy managed to turn things around and catch her with a schoolgirl rollup.</p><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">No twists or turns there. The losing streak continues for Sister Mercy. It's really enough to make someone start questioning their faith.</div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Mercy showed a good game, but love her or hate her, Roxy Kitten had more on her side tonight.</div></div></div><hr><div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO<br />INT. DRESSING ROOM</strong><br />Dharma Gregg has just got out of the shower and is sliding into her ring attire when Alexia Capone swaggers into the room.</p><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Gregg. Ready for our match, <em>stunare</em>?</div><div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin-right:10px;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">If you mean beat you in our match, I think I've got a good handle on it.</div></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:30px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 20px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:30px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">You know, it's not the first time we've gone head to head. Probably not even the tenth.<br /><br />And I'm thinkin' how about we make this more <em>interesting?</em></div></div><div><div align="right"><div style="float:right;margin:0px 10px 20px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Like how?</div></div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 20px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Maybe you and I make a little wager? Loser pays five Gs. If you're woman enough for it, that is.</div></div><div><div align="right" style="margin-top:25px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 20px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Money doesn't really interest me... but if you were to agree to strip down to your pin-stripe garters if you lose, then we're talking.</div></div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 0 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">You're not interested in money? Hahaha, fine! You got yourself a ridiculous deal blondie!</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Just then, FAPC0CK enters the dressing room as Capone is turning around.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 20px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Yo what you want James Cameron?</div></div><div><div align="right" style="margin-top:30px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">James Cameron?</div></div></div><div style="margin-top:45px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 20px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Yeah, I saw that match before. Looked like you were filming the Titanic sequel. Oh, bada boom!</div></div><div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Heey-</div></div></div><div style="margin-top:25px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 0 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Out the way of a don, <em>CHUMP!</em></div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Capone SHOVES Fapc0ck into the wall and heads past her. Before exiting the frame she turns back to Gregg.</p><div style="margin-top:25px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 0 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Hey calzone, have my five-thousand ready. In <em>cash</em>.</div></div></div><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO<br />EXT. RING</strong><br />The team of Vampella and Officer Hardbody come out to separate entrances to a smattering of boos. This is followed by a much larger pop for Jen and Kathy Jupiter, playing up their babyface status with the crowd like pros. The tag titles are on the line and we seague into...</p><hr><div align="center" style="font-size:1.5em;position:relative;z-index:2;"><img style="margin-right:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/JenJupiter.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Jen" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/KathyJupiter.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Kathy" /><br /><br /><div><img style="margin-right:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/Vampella.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Vampella" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/OfficerHardbody.png" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Hardbody" /><img style="position:absolute;right:275px;top:120px;" alt="Versus" width="150px" height="200px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Versus/Vs%20Vertz/vert-VS_alt07.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:30px;bottom:20px;" alt="grade" width="211px" height="117px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/G-D.png" /></div>The Jupiters vs. Vampella & Officer Hardbody</div><p>Jen started off strong in the ring, but was distracted by Vampella, which gave Hardbody an easy take-down that transitioned into a heel team-up on the fair haired Jupiter. They ended up pushing their luck, however, as Hardbody's fixation on spanking Jen's ass instead of going for a pin resulted in a reversal and surprise modified bulldog. A hot tag to Kathy evened the odds again, and from there both teams managed to get in an equal amount of offense, until eventually a miscommunication resulted in Hardbody knocking Vampella into the crowd and the perveted policewoman getting hit with the Jupiter Orbit. A three count with Jen was all it took to seal the deal.</p><hr><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Jen gets the pin and The Jupiters retain the Girl Power tag titles!</div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"--><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float: right;" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;float:right;" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">And this has to have people wondering if this is a foreshadowing of the main event. Will Charleen continue her reign as champ, or will Littlefeather bring it all crashing down?</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" /><img height="50px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Well, you know what? I interviewed both candidates before the show, and here's what Littlefeather had to say...</div></div><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO<br />INT. BACKSTAGE — EARLIER TONIGHT</strong><br />Leotie Lee Littlefeather is stretching when Sarah Platinum approaches her with a microphone.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Littlefeather, you're facing Charleen Angelle tonight for the Queen of the Ring championship. You've been with the promotion since the very start, but this is your first big title shot;that's gotta piss you off, right?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Littlefeather" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LeotieLeeLittlefeather-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Centuries ago my people fought against wild animals, disease, and warring tribes—and that's just to name some highlights. Getting to the top of BNSC just marks another struggle that had to be overcome.</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">But what about those who claim that you don't have what it takes?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Littlefeather" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LeotieLeeLittlefeather-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I've watched the tapes of Angelle's matches. Easy opponents, underhanded tactics and luck. I was born a warrior; Angelle has grown soft and no longer knows the true meaning of a fight. Tonight, <em>she</em> will be the one struggling, and her weak ancestory will seal her defeat at my hands.</div></div><br /><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO<br />INT. THE NEPTUNES' DRESSING ROOM — NOW</strong><br />Jen and Kathy are kicking back, celebrating their win when there is a rapping at the door. They open it, to reveal Annie Fapc0ck. Invited in, Fapc0ck wastes no time getting down to business.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I've come to congratulate you on your win, annnnd I also want to offer you my services. *cough*</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Jen" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/JenJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Services? Do you mean manage us?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:10px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">We don't need a manager.</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;margin-bottom:10px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Oh no no, not JUST manage. I want to <em>document</em> you! BNSC's most successful tag-team: What's their background? What motivates them? How do they keep their buttocks so firm? Delving into these questions while you defend the Girl Power championship titles is a story so compelling that it would make you a pair of household names!</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Jen turns to Kathy.</p><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Jen" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/JenJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">She has got a point. Our buttocks are firm.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:10px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Incredibly so. But buttocks aside, we don't need a manager, and we don't need an autobiographical documentary either. Sorry Fapc0ck, but we'll have to pass.</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Fapc0ck gets down on her knees.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:30px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Wait, please reconsider! I'll do anything you want just don't send me back <em>there</em>. I can't film jobbers any more! Sister Mercy is killing my career. The only footage I've got from her in the last eight months is her praying and getting pinned. *sob*<br /><br />And she doesn't even pray to beat her opponents, she prays that they have fun! FUN. Don't send me back to that. Kathy, Jen, I admit it, I need you. Please let me manage you. PLEASE?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Jen" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/JenJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">This is kind of awkward.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:10px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Hmm, yeah.</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Fapc0ck looks on with an expectant face, akin to a watery eyed laborador. Kathy rubs her forehead and pauses for a second, thinking. She eventually looks up.</p><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Okay, you said you'll do anything, did you mean it?</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Annie nods her head vigorously, as if any less enthusiasm would result in this one dangling carrot being snatched away from her and used in a coleslaw salad.</p><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">And you're not going to give up, are you?</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">She shakes her head with equal vivacity.</p><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">We'll give you a chance. But first you'll have to prove yourself, by completing a set of tasks we give you. Think you're up for that?</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 100px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I can do it!</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Kathy" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/KathyJupiter-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Alright, well your first one starts tonight...</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>FADE OUT</strong></span><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO<br />EXT. RINGSIDE</strong></p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Annie Fapc0ck has just made a deal with the Jupiters, and her first task starts tonight!</div></div><div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">What do you think it could be?</div></div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I don't know, but there's no time to think about it now, because we're moving onto what is bound to be a scintilating match with high stakes abreast!</div></div><p><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>EXT. ENTRANCE RAMP</strong><br />Alexia Capone comes out to a remixed version of "Minnie the Moocher", wearing a sexified zoot suit, fedora, and ten pounds of attitude. She flicks her lit cigar into the chest of some mark in the crowd before climbing into the ring.</p><div style="width:700px;text-align:center;"><iframe class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="300" height="28" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vs5_4rdFIcg?hl=en_GB" frameborder="0"></iframe></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Following that, Cyndi Lauper's well known anthem hits and Dharma Gregg hits the ramp in hot pants and boob tube to pheramonal applause. She may not be the title holder, but it's clear that Gregg has a strong <strike>erectional</strike> fan constituency in the casino tonight.</em><div style="width:700px;text-align:center;"><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpbs3NlhpxE?fs=1&hl=en_GB&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpbs3NlhpxE?fs=1&hl=en_GB&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="300" height="25"></embed></object></div></p><br /><div align="center" style="font-size:1.5em;position:relative;z-index:2;"><img style="margin-right:25px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Gregg" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/DharmaGregg.png" /><img style="margin-left:25px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Capone" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/AlexiaCapone.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:274px;top:15px" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Versus" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Versus/Vs%20Vertz/vert-VS_alt06.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:10px;top:100px;" width="211px" height="117px" alt="grade" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/G-E.png" /><br />Dharma Gregg vs. Alexia Capone</div><p>A ten minute match which had control passing back and forth at complete random in between numerous provocative positions, Capone tried to get the upperhand with an pair of brass knucks. It was when Dharma had Capone up high for a power bomb that Alexia chose to use the illegal weapon on her opponent. The blow knocked Gregg out cold, but however it also inadvertantly sent Alexia falling backwards and dropped her smack into an exposed turnbuckle which the devious mob girl had pulled out earlier.</p><p>Heather Halo instigated a ten count, and the match was called a draw after both competitors failed to get up in time.</p></div></div></body></html>

Continued in part B!

crayon · August 14, 2010

<html><body><div style="background:url(http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/bg-tile.jpg);position:relative;z-index:0;"><div style="width:700px;margin: 10px auto;padding:20px;background:#FFF;position:relative;z-index:1;font-size:1.2em;font-family:Georgia, serif;"><div align="center"><img width="450px" height="270px" alt="Logo" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Posters%20and%20Hype/Header-PolePositionI.png" /></div><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO <br />EXT. DRESSING ROOM </strong><br />Annie Fapc0ck stands outside a door marked "Hollywood Magiks". She looks down at a list in her hands and knocks on the door.</p><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 450px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">First task on my list: "Get a hug from Whitney Hollywood". Okay, you can do this Annie. How hard can it be?</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">The door opens, and Whitney stands there.</span><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Can I come in for a second?</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 150px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I think I'd prefer not.</div></div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Fapc0ck pushes her way in.</span><div style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Please, I just found out some really HORRIBLE news. And I *sniff* I need somebody to talk to.</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Whitney looks at Fapc0ck like Ed Wood just offered her a role in Plan 9 From Outer Space.</span><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">If it'll get you out of here any quicker then I'm listening.</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I just got off the phone with my mother, and found out that my father... he... he was in a car accident...</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">She turns her back to Whitney, and discretely squirts some saline into her eyes. Turning around with fake tears welling up, she continues into her spiel.</span><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">They say he'll never be able to walk again!</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Walking is tiresome. I believe it was invented so we would appreciate chauffers more.</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Fapc0ck is obviously stunned at the response, and takes a quick pause to re-strategize.</span><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">And he'll die also! They said once he stops walking he'll die. Really painfully.<br/ >It's so sad *sob*</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Has he got life insurance?</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Uh.. well, sure I guess... BUT! My Mother can't claim it because she, um, the stress has made her retarded and the state has claimed her unfit to touch money.</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">She reaches towards Hollywood with her arms out, but Whitney deftly side-steps and heads to the bar to make herself a dry martini.</span><div align="right" style="margin:20px 0;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:35px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">The problem with family is that they're simply not reliable. My suggestion to you, take this moment Fapc0ck, to reflect their fading days and console yourself with the reality that inhereitance is one of the few inevitable things in this world. It's these kinds of constants which make life a little more... exhuberant.<br /><br />And now that we're done socializing, you Should leave.</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Fapc0ck can sense things not going according to plan. She makes one last ditch attempt:</span><div style="margin-top:20px;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">But wait, I didn't tell you the worst of it! Because I got off of the phone with my mother, and then, and then I...</div></div><div style="margin-top:10px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Fapc0ck" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AnnieFapcook-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I discovered that I also lost my limited edition Versace handbag!</div></div><div align="right" style="margin:20px 0;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:center;font-family:'arial black', impact;font-size:2em;width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">O H .. M Y .. G O D</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">The sound of BREAKING is heard as the c0cktail glass is dropped onto the dressing room floor and Whitney Hollywood rushes across, pulling Annie close into a protective embrace.</span><div align="right" style="margin:10px 0;overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">How could God do such a thing to you? You poor thing. Life can be <em>so cruel</em>.</div></div><div align="right" style="overflow:auto;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Hollywood" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/WhitneyHollywood-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 200px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I still really dislike you.</div></div><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO <br />EXT. ANNOUNCE TABLE</strong></p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 480px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">It looks like Annie Fapc0ck has completed one of the Jupiters first set of trials!</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">A hug from the cinematic ice queen herself! If that's just the first trial, then the others ones are going to be harder than the proverbial audience in attendence.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Whitney Hollywood is certainly no pushover, and Tammy Galaxy and Alison Wonderland are set to put that to the test right this very moment.</div></div><hr><div align="center" style="font-size:1.5em;position:relative;z-index:2;"><img style="margin-right:10px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Hollywood" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/WhitneyHollywood.png" /><img width="150px" height="200px" alt="Spryte" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/Spryte.png" /><br /><br /><div><img style="margin-right:10px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Wonderland" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/AlisonWonderland.png" /><img src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/TammyGalaxy.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:275px;top:120px;" alt="Versus" width="150px" height="200px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Versus/Vs%20Vertz/vert-VS_alt07.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:30px;top:335px;" alt="grade" width="211px" height="117px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/G-E.png" /></div>Hollywood Magiks vs. Alison Wonderland & Tammy Galaxy</div><p>It's a foam party bonanza as Galaxy and Wonderland square off against the cheeky and cold team of Hollywood Magiks. While the makeshift team of time traveler and airhead looked to be set at a disadvantage against the more experienced duo heading into the match, Whitney seemed to be proccupied from the very outset, allowing for some very basic errors in communication leading to Tammy Galaxy hitting her with the Pime Taradox finisher and picking up an easy victory.</p><hr><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Hollywood Magiks were off their game tonight, it's not what I would expect from a team that has that many years behind them.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Galaxy and Wonderland however, came out of the gate swinging, and I think surprised a lot of people with that win. But you have to wonder if Whitney Hollywood's head was in the match tonight, and if her run-in with Annie Fapc0ck had anything to do with it.</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">No question that we've seen stranger situations in BNSC before.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Forced segue! The previous has nothing in relation to an interview I carried out with Charleen Angelle earlier, but that however does have something to do with the upcoming match.</div></div></div><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO <br />INT. PARKING LOT — EARLIER</strong><br />We're with Sarah Platinum who spots Charleen Angelle arriving to the casino.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Angelle, it's 2009 and you've got the title on the line once again. Are you going to show all the tens and tens of people in attendence another successful defense?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Angelle" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CharleenAngelle-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Ahhh defense? Why would I need to <em>"defend"</em> myself when there's no chance of being hurt?<br /><span style="font-family:'brush script mt', serif;font-size:1.1em;">Of course, I do welcome a little pain outside of the ring...</span></div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Littlefeather claims that recently you've gotten soft like a creme bun submerged overnight in milk. What do you say in response to that?</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Angelle" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CharleenAngelle-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">To that I would say: "Time is a -" wait, who's a Littlefeather?</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 100px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">She's tonight's challenger.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Angelle" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/CharleenAngelle-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Really? In that case I would advise her to take out some radio ads, because no one important even knows who she is. Her opinion is like satin bedsheets;easy to brush aside and emotionally expendable.</div></div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Angelle leaves Platinum behind and walks into the casino.</p><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO <br />INT. ANNOUNCE TABLE — NOW</strong></p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Ow, harsh words from the champion.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">And we're just about to find out if they were only words or reality, because here's the main event! Littlefeather vs Angelle. Queen of the Ring championship on the line!</div></div></div><hr><div align="center" style="font-size:1.5em;position:relative;z-index:2;"><img style="margin-right:25px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Littlefeather" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/LeotieLeeLittlefeather.png" /><img style="margin-left:25px;" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Angelle" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Workers%20Vertz/CharleenAngelle.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:274px;top:15px" width="150px" height="200px" alt="Versus" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Versus/Vs%20Vertz/vert-VS_alt06.png" /><img style="position:absolute;right:10px;top:100px;" width="211px" height="117px" alt="grade" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/G-E-1.png" /><br />Leotie Lee Littlefeather vs. Charleen Angelle</div><p>After the entrances are done, Leotie immediately locks up with Angelle, wasting no time getting down to business. The two go at it, with Angelle frequently getting control, but Littlefeather managing to reverse things in her favor just as often. At one stage Littlefeather connected with a tornado clothesline from the top turnbuckle, getting an extended two-count. Angelle paid her back with a chicken-wing submission that nearly popped Leotie's breasts straight out of her top, if she hadn't have been able to use her height to topple them both over the ropes and to ringside.</p><p>With both competitors clearly gassed, as the match entered its 11th minute mark, a well timed duck resulted in Littlefeather dropkicking Heather Halo in the face. As Littlefeather was checking on Referee Halo, Angelle spun her around and crashed her to the mat an Angelle Delight. Heather Halo was just aware enough to slowly make the three count, and Angelle rolled out of the ring still as BNSC's champion.</p><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Littlefeather" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LeotieLeeLittlefeather-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 150px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Hold it Angelle!</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Angelle, who was making her way up the ramp, turns around to see a dazed Littlefeather holding a mic and pointing her finger at her.</p><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Littlefeather" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/LeotieLeeLittlefeather-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">That win was tainted by a distraction! For the honor of the BNSC title I demand a rematch!<br /><br />What do you say Angelle?!</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Charleen thinks about it, and then LAUGHS. She turns her back to Littlefeather and leaves without even giving the decency of an answer.</p><hr><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;"><strong>CUT TO <br />INT. RING — LATER</strong><br />Honey Gofaster is in the ring with Dharma and Capone. Alexia is looking mad like she'd just been cheated out of five grand.</p><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:15px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">I've brought both of you out here because the audience is wondering what the results of your little wager was, despite the in-ring result.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">It's obvious that it should be declared to me, since Gregg was knocked out first and by my hands, when I just fell into a turnbuckle by accident.</div></div><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Which <em>may</em> be a lesson that using illegal weapons isn't the greatest idea someone can think of.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:20px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 400px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px"><em>Bugiardo!</em> My fists just naturally feel like brass weights to a <em>smidollata</em> like you.</div></div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">They exchange barbs for a short while before Gofaster interjects.</span><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Enough! I'm calling it now;you BOTH lost. So that means that Gregg doesn't have to pay any money...</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">The crowd CHEERS.</span><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gofaster" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/HoneyGofaster-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">... and Capone doesn't have to strip</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">The crowd BOOS.</span><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Well hold on a second. You fans don't want the event to end with a no decision like this, right?</div></div><span style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">The crowd cheers again.</span><div style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 500px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">So why don't we say we both won, and both pay the consequences? I give Capone five grand and Capone, you shake your thing for our awesome audience.</div></div><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Capone" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/AlexiaCapone-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 350px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">What? I'm not willingly stripping for this stupid crowd.</div></div><div style="overflow: auto;margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:left;margin:0 0 10px 10px;" ><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Gregg" style="float:left;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/DharmaGregg-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Left.png" /></div><div style="width: 300px;background:#9999cc;margin-left:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Ah, c'mon. I'll even warm them up for you!</div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Gregg starts dancing, swiveling, and generally doing her thing for the crowd, to major applause.<br /><br />Capone watches for a bit, and then shakes her head in frustration, turning away to LEAVE the ring. As Alexia's back is turned, Dharma gives the crowd a <em>"should I?"</em> look, and then QUICKLY pulls off Capone's clothes and tosses them into the audience.</p><div style="overflow: auto;"><div align="right" style="margin-top:20px;"><div style="float:right;margin:0 10px 10px 0;"><img height="113px" width="113px" alt="Platinum" style="float: right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/BNSC%20Small/SarahPlatinum_alt01-Sml.png" /><img height="40px" width="20px" style="margin-top:10px;float:right;" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/SpeechPointer-Right.png" /></div><div style="text-align:left;width: 250px;background:#9999cc;margin-right:135px;padding: 7px;-moz-border-radius:15px">Hey, she does wear pinstripe garters! What a call!</div></div></div><p style="font-family:'courier new', courier, monospace;">Alexia tries to cover up as best she can, but quickly gives up and runs backstage as Dharma continues to dance for the crowd, as we...<br /><br /><strong>FADE TO BLACK</strong></p><img style="position:relative;left:250px;" width="211" height="117" alt="final grade" src="http://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll327/crayotic/BNSC/Grades/FG-E-1.png" /></div></div></body></html>

Yuu Onuki · August 14, 2010

Such a great read.

I love this so much.

I give you all my bases.

crayon · August 15, 2010

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Such a great read.
I love this so much.
I give you all my bases.

Coming from one of Japan's premiere joshi bookers, that's a complement I'll gladly take

<h2>Results from quickpicks</h2>

<OL style="font-family:'courier new'; font-size:2em;">Self ................ 3

Jingo ............... 3

Ladas18 ............. 3

TecDax .............. 3

Huntman ............. 3

Jaded ............... 3

Yuu Onuki ........... 2

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There were a lot of similar predictions to each other, but special congrats has to go out to Jaded for being the only audience member to pick Tammy Galaxy and Alison Wonderland for the win. Who'd have thunk it eh?

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Jaded · August 15, 2010

special congrats has to go out to Jaded for being the only audience member to pick Tammy Galaxy and Alison Wonderland for the win. Who'd have thunk it eh?

woot! great show, btw.

TecDax · August 15, 2010

Wow, your graphics are stunning to say the least.

Oh, and a great show too.

I think it's not that easy to book a T&A promotion and make it interesting to read, but you did it.

And I really laughed at at Whitney Hollywoods moment of emotion.

crayon · August 18, 2010

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Astil · August 18, 2010

Perhaps hire John Awesome to ref?

crayon · August 19, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Astil" data-cite="Astil" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28705" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Perhaps hire <span style="color:#FFFFFF;">John Awesome</span> to ref?</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Except for the fact that he's probably an even bigger liability than Heather Halo and BSS mixed together <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I like being John Awesome, but I don't know if I'd like working with him <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

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