SWF: Wrestling Nerds Beware!!!

PeterHilton · August 18, 2010

Despite having our differences in opinions, we have similar tastes in booking.

Cheers. I'm glad you approve.

Irish Wolf · August 18, 2010

Been kinda behind a few days but that was a great show. And I love the Deacon that was a good promo.

PeterHilton · August 23, 2010

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Tuesday, Week 1, August 2010

Alabama Field Row

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The show opens with a camera in the parking garage. A black mustang comes peeling into the garage, tires squealing and sliding on the pavement, leaving smoking skid marks. The driver door flies open and Angry Gilmore leaps out. The fans in attendance pop briefly, but Angry gives no hint that he noticed the greeting.

He storms into the backstage area, tossing aside trash cans and kicking over electrical equipment. As he stomps past, he says one word over and over…

“Khoklov…”

GRADE: B+

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The view switches to the ubiquitous steady camera in an office backstage, pointed at the desk of SWF’s Executive Assistant to the Managing Officer: Ana Garcia.

“As many of you know, Eric Eisen has respectfully declined his opportunity to face Remo Richardson for the SWF World Title at this month’s ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ PPV.

There are some who have speculated that this means that Remo will not be defending the title at that show. I’m certain that there are a few members of the roster – such as Nemesis and possibly Remo himself – that hope that this is the case.

They are wrong.

The SWF takes pride in its status as a company with fans and influence the world over. We use that status and influence to bring some of the biggest names from around the planet here to entertain the SWF Universe. Just recently, you have been able to see men like Jeremy and Dan Stone. Earlier this year, Eric Eisen defended his title against Sean McFly.

Well, I will continue that practice.

Later on tonight, I will announce which ‘international superstar’ will be facing Remo at ‘Welcome to the Jungle.’ And, I assure you, you will NOT be disappointed.

Because I don’t want anyone in The Supremacists to spend the night worrying about who the opponent will be, I have signed Vengeance and his partner Runaway Train to face Christian Faith and Rich Money (loud pop from the crowd). And in tonight’s main event, Remo will face Eddie Peak. (louder pop!)

Thank you.”

GRADE: B+

Duane Fry: Wow…well what do you make of that, Peter? The SWF has good relationships with several companies around the world. Who could be coming in to face ‘the H.N.I.C.?”

Peter Michaels: Well, I’m sure there will be time to speculate…it could be anyone, honestly…but right now let’s go to the ring. Angry Gilmore is on his way, and he definitely did not look happy when he arrived.

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ANGRY GILMORE VS. ‘THE MALE MODEL’ MARC DUBOIS

Under normal circumstances, Dubois would be a match for Angry Gilmore. But Angry is operating at a whole different level at the moment. Dubois attempts at offense have literally no effect and Angry simply brutalizes his ‘The Male Model.’ After a few minutes, Angry locks in the RAGEAHOL-LOCK (koji clutch) for the win.

Angry Gilmore beats Marc Dubois by submission

GRADE: B

But after a few moments, Angry has still not released the hold. Several referees hit the ring to pry him off of Dubois and finally – when Angry is dragged screaming off of his nearly unconscious opponent – referee Darren Smith reverses the decision.

Marc Dubois beats Angry Gilmore by DQ

GRADE: B

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WTF JUST HAPPENED

Backstage, Nemesis paces nervously in The Supremacist dressing room. Eric Eisen is leaning in the corner, his expression barely hiding a smile. Remo – SWF World Title slung over his shoulder – is standing in the opposite end of the room.

Remo: Yo, Red…What the F*** just happened? You tol’ Remo that Remo would be sittin’ pretty this month. You got daddy’s boy here on lock..

Eric: Whoah…you need to watch..

Remo: I ain’t watchin’ ****! Remo says I’m on my Din…I’m the HNIC..you can go run tell dat..

Eric: The only reason..

Nemesis: ENOUGH!!! Stop it…both of you (the three men exchange tense looks) …Remo, I told you that I had spoken with Eric and he’d agreed to set aside his title shot for the good of our group. And he has. I have no idea what or who Ana Garcia is talking about. But no matter what: you WILL keep that belt.

We are still The Supremacists. We are still in charge."

Remo begrudgingly nods before heading out of the room. Eric seems like he is about to leave too when Nemesis reaches out and grabs his arm

Nemesis: Did you have anything to do with this?

Eric: What?

Nemesis: Eric…

Eric: John, I told you..so long as Remo is the champion, I won’t pursue the belt. If the people on the Board of Directors –

Nemesis: People you know personally.

Eric: -if those people decided that it was in the best interest of the SWF that Remo defend his title at the PPV against some ‘international superstar’ …well, then, how would that have anything to do with me?

Eric smiles and walks out the door, leaving Nemesis still fuming.

Back down to the ring, where Peter Michaels announces that this next match is a preview of Welcome to the Jungle, where Team Bumfhole will defend the SWF Tag Titles against Wrath of God.

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ZIMMY BUMFHOLE W/ DAWN VS. VALIANT W/THE DEACON

The fans were cold to the match, at first, but they warmed up as Valiant and Zimmy picked up the pace. The Deacon was able to distract the referee which allowed Valiant to survive a BUMFHOLE IN ONE. But when Jack Giedroyc tried to interfere, he was cut off by his former manager, Dawn the Cheerleader. The ensuing chaos allowed Zimmy to twist out of a V-SPLIT and turn the move into a small package for the duke!

Zimmy Bumfhole defeated Valiant by pin-fall

GRADE: C+

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A CONTRACT ON THE IRON MAN

Backstage, a camera focuses on an angry looking Ana Garcia, sitting behind her desk. Her words are controlled and even, but they are tensely delivered; her lips pulled tight.

“…that old bastard had no right to refuse my offer.'All my blood, all my sweat…' Give me a break. Mr. Faith simply needs to be reasonable. He would’ve been given a Hero’s Send-Off and had a position for life within the structure of the SWF.

But, fine. He made his choice. And my duty was to take his decision to the Board of Directors.

And their response was…well, they were very direct.

Mr. Faith is no longer worth the money he is being paid. He is a losing investment. We –as a company – can’t afford to keep him around.

Am I being clear..?”

The camera pans back and reveals that Ana Garcia has been speaking the whole time to a group gathered around her desk. She’s been speaking…

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..to EmmaCorp.

Emma Chase: “Crystal.”

With a seductively sly smile, Emma Chase continues.

“You have a problem. We here at EmmaCorp like to think of ourselves …as problem solvers. With Brandon, Paul, and John at my disposal, Christian Faith won't be much of a dilemma.

Now let us discuss terms..”

GRADE: B+

As the conversation continues, we go backstage where security guards are swarming!!!

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I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU, BACK

Jack Bruce and Alejandro Marquez are slugging it out with Troy Tornado and Marc Dubois. Bruce has Tornado by the throat while Dubois seems to be using a microphone stand to try to grind Marquez into the pavement. Security guards finally pull the men apart.

“..what’s the ..GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HAIR… what’s the problem, Jack? You upset because I beat The Boy Wonder, here, last week?..”

Jack Bruce replies that this was payback for Tornado interfering in his match last week. The four men exchange some choice words, and the argument ends when Troy Tornado and Marc Dubois agree to face Jack Bruce and Alejandro Marquez at the next PPV.

GRADE: B

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Peter Michaels: In recent weeks, it seems as though The Jungle Lord has allowed his animalistic nature to completely take over his personality, and he’s become wild and almost uncontrollable

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CHRIS MORRISETTE VS. THE JUNGLE LORD

Jungle Lord opens up by attacking Morrisette with reckless abandon, but the attack comes to a sudden halt when Morrisette catches Lord rushing into the turnbuckle with a series of jumping knee strikes. Morrisette clearly wants to slow the match down with his submission and ground attacks. But Jungle Lord regains control when he catches Morrisette coming off the tope rope with a HUUUUGE spinebuster.

Lord pounds his chest and roars to the crowd. He goes for the JUNGLE JACKHAMMER, but Morrisette floats over and tries to apply a hammerlock submission. Both men stumble backwards, knocking the referee down. Morrisette turns to get the official to his feet, which allows Lord to pull some kind of metal object out of his boot…Jungle Lord absolutely drills Morrisette with a loaded right hand and picks up the three-count.

Jungle Lord beats Chris Morrisette by pin-fall

GRADE: B

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ANGRY ON THE HUNT

Angry Gilmore continues to search the Alabama Field Row backstage area, kicking in doors and yelling at personnel. He hesitates for a second and then..

“KHOKLOV!”

Gilmore rushes down the hall, slams through a set of double doors, and then has to watch as the giant Russian jumps into a waiting SUV and speeds off into the night.

Gilmore throws a metal barricade after the SUV in futility.

GRADE: B

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RUNAWAY TRAIN AND VENGEANCE W/NEMESIS VS. RICH MONEY AND CHRISTIAN FAITH

The crowd is red-hot as the match begins, but Train and Vengeance don’t seem to have great teamwork and it makes it hard for them to operate cohesively. They are sluggish and unable to take advantage of their size and power. Faith and Money, however, are able to operate smoothly and have things rolling their way when Nemesis finally gets involved.

Peter Michaels: Nemesis holding the foot of Christian Faith…Vengeance comes over and literally decapitates him with a clothesline!!!

Faith is in trouble as the two behemoths take turns delivering punishment in the corner. Vengeance scores a two-count with a big leg drop. Train hits Train of Pain for 1…2..Nooo! Both men go for a double back drop, but Faith counters with a double DDT!!!

Money comes in with a hot tag and sends Vengeance spilling out over the top onto Nemesis with a flying dropkick. Train run ahead to deliver a clothesline, but Money ducks and Train steps into a wicked superkick by Faith. Train staggers back…MONEY IN THE BANK bridging German Suplex…1..2..3!

Rich Money and Christian Faith beat Vengeance and Runaway Train by pin-fall

GRADE: B

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REMO VS EDDIE PEAK

Remo comes out to a loud crowd reaction, mostly negative. He plays to the crowd for a minute, before Eddie peak is announced. ‘The Great White Shark’ gets a thunderous pop, but just as he steps to the top of the ramp…

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…VENGEANCE ATTACKS!!!!

Brandishing a heavy steel chain, Vengeance strangles Peak from behind, before wrapping the chain around his fist and delivering blow after blow to Peak’s forehead. Vengeance is an absolute monster, and the sight of the leather clad demon dragging Peak around with the chain wrapped around his throat – Peaks’ feet dangling over the edge of the ramp – is utterly terrifying. Eddie Peak is a bloody mess after only a few moments.

Security has to eventually come out and stop Vengeance, but Peak is nearly unconscious.

GRADE: B+

After a few hectic moments, the announcers tell the audience that a replacement has been found for the main event.

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REMO VS RANDY BUMHOLE

Randy is well liked, but you can tell the fans are disappointed that he is the opponent.

Remo shows off at first, and it nearly costs him, as Bumfhole catches him with two quick roll-ups for near-falls. But the self-proclaimed HNIC gets serious and he overpowers Randy with a vicious running headbutt, and an awe-inspiring stalling Lumbar Puncture. After that, THE DESTROYER, and the pin-fall, is academic.

Remo beats Randy Bumfhole by pin-fall

GRADE: B

After that, Remo is standing in the ring as the other members of The Supremacists join him. The group looks like they wish to speak, when the Suprem-A-Scope comes to life…

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“…Thank you, gentlemen. The fact that you’re all in the ring makes this easier.

First I’d like to announce that –because Mr. Eisen declined his title opportunity- he will be asked to defend that #1 Contender status at Welcome to the Jungle….against Rich Money.

Last..but certainly not least…I want to introduce the challenger for the SWF Heavyweight Title. He is an Immortal…He has held major championships all over the planet, including here in the SWF..”

The screen fills with violent images of destruction, set to the tune of Requiem for a Tower.

“ And now thanks to our working relationship with the group at Pride Glory Honor Wrestling, he is back. He needs no further introduction…”

A massive figure emerges at the top of the ramp.

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Duane Fry: That armor…? It can’t be…

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“…THIS …IS…DREAD!!!!”

The crowd roars as Dread rips off his helmet and signals to the audience that he is indeed back and going after Remo. The Supremacists stand in stunned silence, with Eric Eisen smiling slyly.

“At Welcome to the Jungle, Remo will defend the SWF title against Dread. And next week…IN THIS VERY RING… Remo and Eric Eisen will team up to face Rich Money..and DREAD!!!”

The crowd roars again as we fade to black.

GRADE:B+

FINAL GRADE

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Quick Results

Marc Dubois beat Angry Gilmore by DQ

Zimmy Bumfhole pinned Valiant

Jungle Lord beat Chris Morrisette

Rich Money & Christian Faith beat Vengeance & Runaway Train by pinfall

Remo beat Randy Bumfhole

PeterHilton · August 23, 2010

And because they're awesome, here's some alts done by jhd1 that have appeared in this diary for the benefit of any readers.

Carl Batch (render by jtlant)

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Jungle Jack

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Dread (original render by MJStark) and Dread w/helmet (been around for a while. re-posted for sheer greatness)

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Jaded · August 23, 2010

Dread? AWESOME!

PeterHilton · August 23, 2010

Dread? AWESOME!

Thanks. I create working relations to bring in as many "names" as I can.

PeterHilton · August 25, 2010

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WHERE IS JESSIE GILMORE???

For the past few weeks, that one question has been on the lips of everyone in the SWF Universe. But even more so, it is the one question haunting one Tom 'Angry' Gilmore.

After being beaten for the North American title at Supreme Challenge XXX, Marat Khoklov responded with a vicious attack on Gilmore, and then kidnapped his wife, Jessie. While authorities have been contacted, none have been able to fix this nightmarish situation. Gilmore himself has tried to physically exact his revenge, to no avail.

So what next?

That question may have been answered at least partially this past week on SWF Uprising, when a video was played that featured the Russian Giant.

**Marat Khoklov - looking as intense and angry as ever - stared into the camera, breathing in a guttural, almost animal-like manner. The camera zooms in. Khoklov is almost spitting because he's breathing so far.

The camera zooms in closer. Slowly..deliberately...Marat lifts a piece of tattered clothing up to his face and inhales deeply.

He utters five chilling words...

"It smells like your wife..."***

With that the camera faded to black. SWF officials scrambled to assure fans that they were doing everything possible to fix the situation, that Khoklov had been contacted, and the Jessie was - in fact - in perfect physical health.

But the question still remain..where is she? And more importantly, when will she be returned?

PeterHilton · August 25, 2010

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The Current Card

Remo © vs Dread - SWF World Title

Eric Eisen vs. Rich Money - #1 Contender

Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God - SWF Tag Title

Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez vs. Marc the Model & 'Rock God' Troy Tornado

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Predictions Welcome...!

Christian Faith vs. Bryan Holmes

Troy Tornado & Marc Dubois vs. Black & Funky

Randy Bumfhole vs. Jack Giedroyc

Runaway Train vs Jungle Lord vs Chris Morrisette vs Steve Frehley

Dread & Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen & Remo

Irish Wolf · August 25, 2010

Christian Faith vs. Bryan Holmes

Troy Tornado & Marc Dubois vs. Black & Funky

Randy Bumfhole vs. Jack Giedroyc

Runaway Train vs Jungle Lord vs Chris Morrisette vs Steve Frehley

Dread & Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen & Remo

Jaded · August 25, 2010

Christian Faith vs. Bryan Holmes - Emma Corp int.

Troy Tornado & Marc Dubois vs. Black & Funky - Huge upside.

Randy Bumfhole vs. Jack Giedroyc - Needs momentum back after the main event job.

Runaway Train vs Jungle Lord vs Chris Morrisette vs Steve Frehley - Frehley and Train to collide heavily, Lord to destroy what's left of them AND Morrissette.

Dread & Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen & Remo - There may well be reasons to have Dread's team lose his debut match; I sure can't think of any though.

PeterHilton · September 1, 2010

apologies. the show should be up tomorrow afternoon my time. honestly, hectic week with work and an quick trip across state for some custody stuff.

hope any and all who are reading are still keeping up.

PeterHilton · September 1, 2010

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Tuesday, Week 2, August 2010

New Hampshire Garden

The crowd opens with a thunderous chorus of boo’s as the Garden fans react to the appearance of Eric Eisen and SWF Heavyweight Champion, Remo.

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MODERN TV OPENING FTMFW!!1!11

Remo and Eisen saunter to the ring, both men playing to the crowd. Eisen is arrogantly laughing and allowing girls in the front row to feel his biceps. Remo is glaring at fans and warning them that if they even look at “HIS belt” he’ll smack them “upside dey big-ass melon head.” Eventually, Eisen grabs a mic and speaks:

“…All week, we’ve been hearing that we have no chance in tonight’s main event. And why??? Because, Remo and I have been having some ‘difficulties’ and ‘disagreements’? Well what makes anyone think Rich Money and Dread will get along any better? Both of those two are among the most selfish, most stubborn, most rebellious..”

Eric’s running commentary naturally draws the attention of the team that he’s facing later in the show…

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…DREAD and RICH MONEY!!!

The crowd is white-hot for the pair as they head to the ring. Money and Dread stand shoulder to shoulder as they address Remo and Eisen.

Rich Money: What are you talking about Eric? The Big Fella and I are practically B-F-F-F’s! I just added him as a friend on Facebook. I re-tweet all his twitter posts. We text each other all the time. Hang on, here’s a text from him now: (looking down at his blackberry) O-M-G Eric is such a dooocher..lol lyk wuts his deal n-e-ways?

(laughing) That’s true..how’d you text that anyways, standing right next to me?

Dread: …

Rich Money: OK, fine…maybe we aren’t best bros…but it doesn’t matter. Because we may not exactly like each other, but we BOTH have our reasons to hate you two.

In two days, I get to face you yet again, Eric. And the Big Fella here gets to face Remo. That’s a good reason to kick your heads in tonight, amirite?

Dread: …

Rich Money: Exactly.

But this tag match is special because I get to also face off against you, Remo…the man who was once my actual best friend in the business who also happened to betray me last months and steal my title. (now standing toe-to-toe with Remo) That’s a bonus.

And Dread? He gets to face off against you, Eric. And he likes that because…well, how did you put it, Dread?

Dread: Because I get to beat the sh*t out of Dick Eisen’s snotty little kid.

The crowd pops as Rich Money laughs. He settles down before continuing.

Rich Money: Ok, you two…so you get what I’m saying. Dread and I are tag partners for tonight. And it will most likely be JUST for tonight. But we are still going to kick you’re a**es. And that is ….JUST…SO…M-

Suddenly Eric Eisen hauls off and cracks Money over the head with the microphone, interrupting his trademark catchphrase. Dread respond by spearing Eisen to the ground and suddenly all four men are involved in a wild brawl. Remo is using the SWF title strap to whip Dread across the back. Money – blood spilling from his forehead – has Eric Eisen down in the corner, driving knees into his face. The violence spills out over the ropes and up the ramp, threatening to spread into the crowd, before security finally arrives to break up the melee before the show heads to break.

GRADE: A+

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Peter Michaels: Wow..the ring is still being cleared from that wild melee. But it’s time to turn our focus to the first official match of the evening

Duane Fry: Especially because we’ve just been given word that this Four Way is also a preview of SWF ‘Welcome to the Jungle.’

Peter Michaels: SWF ‘Welcome to the Jungle’ is brought to you by NEW Reese’s SEAFOOD GUMBO Cups. Seafood Gumbo and Chocolate? It’s about time.

Duane Fry: Thanks, Peter. As I was saying, it’s just been announced that Steve frehley will face Runaway Train and Chris Morrisette will get a rematch against Jungle Lord LIVE, this Thursday night.

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RUNAWAY TRAIN VS STEVE FREHLEY VS JUNGLE LORD VS CHRIS MORRISETTE

The big brawlers controlled this match for most of the time, with Morrisette unable to slow the pace long enough to be truly effective for the most part. Bodies were flying everywhere, with Train and Frehley both smashing hard outside the ring onto the concrete. Finally, after 10 plus wild minutes, Steve Frehley was able to hit Train with the FREHLEY’S COMET. But just as he got to his feet, Jungle Lord sailed in with a Jungle Pump Kick that sent him sailing over the top rope. Lord was standing tall..until Morrisette shocked him with a rolling reverse small package for the flash pinfall!!

Chris Morrisette beat Jungle Lord, Runaway Train, and Steve Frehley via pin-fall

GRADE: B

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MONSTER MASH

We go backstage, where Eddie peak is standing alongside new backstage reporter, the stunning (and believe me, she knows it!) Kriss Angelle.

Kriss: Eddie, this Thursday at ‘Welcome to the Jungle,’ you are going to face Vengeance one-on-one in an incredibly dangerous Steel Chain Match. Now, in this match, you can only win by dragging your opponent to each corner..

Eddie: No.

Kriss: Excuse me?

Eddie: No. We’re not doing that. Those matches are lame and no one wants to see that.

Kriss: Really? So what DO they want to see…since you’re so smart.

Eddie: They want to see two monsters like me and Vengeance…two of the biggest, baddest, nastiest, scariest human beings on the planet … use that steel chain to beat the holy h*** out of each other. Did Godzilla beat King Kong by tagging four ringposts?

Kriss: Ummm..that’s like sooo not my kind of movie.

Eddie: Damn..and here I thought we were made for each other (smiling maniacly. Like he's joking. or maybe he isn't).

Well, no. He didn’t. He did it by stomping the crap out of downtown Tokyo and using everything he could gets his tiny little dinosaur arms around to pound King Kong’s skull in. And that’s what I’m going to do to Vengeance.

In two nights, I’m take this chain…role it up tight..shine it up nice..turn it sideways…nevermind. That sounded lame.

Vengeance, plain and simple, I’m going to ..KICK..YOUR…<BLEEP>!

Peak stomps off as Kriss Angelle, eyebrows arched, looks into the camera.

GRADE: A

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JACK GIEDROYC W/THE DEACON VS. RANDY BUMFHOLE

For the second week in a row, the two teams facing off for the Tag Titles at the upcoming PPV meet in singles competition. And again, we get a fast paced match with lots of interference from the outside. Eventually Randy goes for the BUMFHOLE BUSTER, but The Deacon reaches under the ropes and trips him up, sending Randy crashing to the floor with Giedroyc on top for the 1..2..handful of tights…3!!!

Jack Giedroyc beats Randy Bumfhole by pin-fall

GRADE: B

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WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON

Backstage, Rich Money gets on the hype machine to talk about his upcoming match with Eric Eisen

“…we’re a lot alike Eric. We both have the money, the cars, the girls…but the difference between us is that I earned everything I have. I fought for it. Even that belt I beat you for earlier this year. But you, Eric? Everything has been handed to you. Everything. And now that I have to fight my way to the title again..what makes you think yo’ve got what it takes to stand in my way?

You don’t, daddy’s boy. You never have.

You ARE rich, Eric. You’re wealthy. But the one thing you aren’t…IS…MONEY”

GRADE: B+

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Marc ‘the Model’ Dubois and ‘The Real Rock Star’ Troy Tornado are in classic form as they head to the ring, with Marc strutting down an imaginary runway and Troy offering fans autographs, and then telling them to ‘pay up’ before handing over the signed items.

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MARC THE MODEL & TROY TORNADO VS. BLACK & FUNKY

This was a surprisingly interesting match, with Double R able to use his size and strength to throw Dubois and Tornado off their game, and Greg Black using his athleticism to create offensive opportunities. Dubois is nearly pinned when Black & Funky hit a suplex/neckbreaker combo. But Tornado breaks it up, which turns the match into a 2-on-2 brawl. The referee finally gets Black out of the ring, which allows Dubois to blindside Double R and send him stumbling into a STAR MAKER and Tornado gets the duke.

Marc the Model and Troy Tornado beat Black & Funky by pin-fall

GRADE: B+

It appears as though Dubois and Tornado are going to celebrate when Jack Bruce and Alejandro Marquez come out to the top of the ramp.

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“…Troy…hey, Troy…ever since you came to the SWF, you’ve been telling everyone you were going to replace ME as the resident rock star. That Jack Bruce was ready to be put out to pasture. Well that’s not happening, DADDY!

But it got me to thinking: what exactly qualifies YOU to be a Rock Star. So me and mi compadre, Alejandro went and did some research and this is what we came up with.

First, let’s take a look at your band…”

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Alejandro Marquez: Ohhhh..are they playing Rock Band? Those guys rock so hard, vato! They get a +10 bonus to all their rolls versus Charisma. But where are their shoes/

Jack Bruce: The Jonas Brothers kicked their asses and took them. Next…Troy Tornado’s groupies!!!

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Alejandro Marquez: Daaaaayyyyyummmm…but at leas the little chica in back is cute.

Jack Bruce: Yeah, but the brunette in front is a dude. Finally…the cover of Troy Tornado’s next CD…

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Alejandro Marquez: Oh, man. That’s sad.

Jack Bruce: ???

Alejandro Marquez: If he had just a little more hair he’d look like my Tia Lupita.

Jack Bruce: Damn, Daddy. That IS sad.

Alejandro Marquez: Imagine how Tio Hector feels.

With the crowd laughing and mocking Tornado and Dubois, we head to break.

GRADE: B

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HE HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

We get a replay of the video from SWF Uprising where Marat Khoklov appears to threaten the life of the missing Jessie Gilmore

GRADE: B+

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Backstage, Angry Gilmore is in the office of SWF’s Executive Assistant to the Managin Office, Ana Garcia. He is begging for some assistance with Marat Khoklov.

“…I am sorry, Mr. Gilmore. But Mr. Khoklov is considered an athletic ambassador by the Soviet nation and is technically a diplomat. We can not bring the police into this. And I’m no willing to terminate the contract or punish such a valuable member of the roster without hard evidence…”

Gilmore says that all he wants is the opportunity to force Khoklov to release his wife on his own. He wants to face Khoklov at the PPV, with the stipulation that a win means that Jessie is released.

Garcia agrees.

GRADE: B+

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CHRISTIAN FAITH VS BRYAN HOLMES

Despite the fact that Holmes is still relatively unknown to SWF fans, he and faith get a good reaction and put on a decent little match. Holmes keeps Faith on the ground for the most part, and whenever Faith mounts any offense, Holmes is quick to use some of his ‘shoot-style’ offense to counter. Homes gets a near fall with a lifting Cobra Clutch slam. And again with a running knee lift. But Faith is able battle back Holmes locks in a sleeper.

Darren Smith lifts the arm, and it falls.

He lifts the arms again. It falls.

He goes for the third time. And it f-noooooooo!

Faith battles back to his feet and is a house of fire with a series of elbow strikes and big roundhouse right hands. He delivers a HUGE clothesline before whipping Holmes in to the turnbuckle. Christian charges in with a LEAP OF FAITH, but Holmes dodges!! Faith crashes into the turnbuckle and Holmes goes for the CANADIAN KISS in the corner…but Faith dodges!!!

Now Holmes is trapped in the corner, one leg draped over the rope..LEAP OF FAITH right into Bryan Holmes’ back! 1..2…3!

Christian Faith beat Bryan Holmes by pinfall

GRADE: B

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Suddenly – so suddenly that the cameras aren’t really able to catch where they came from – Brandon James and The In Crowd (Huntingdon & McClean) come flying into the ring and begin beating Faith mercilessly. Holmes bails out as the members of EmmaCorp stomp, kick, punch, and choke Christian Faith. After a few minutes, McClean and Huntingdon lift Faith on to his feet ..grab both his arms..

Peter Michaels: BIG CAT POUNCE!!

With Faith writhing on the floor in pain, Emma Chase comes out to the top of the ramp.

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“…Mr. Faith, the Board of Directors is asking you once again: Don’t you think it’s about time to retire? And since they feel as though you are the kind of man that needs a little encouragement to answer intelligently, you have been signed to face my client, ‘Big Money’ Brandon James in two days, at ‘Welcome to the Jungle.’

Unless, of course, you decide to retire before then. No? Fine. See you Thursday, Christian.”

GRADE: B+

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REMO AND ERIC EISEN W/NEMESIS VS RICH MONEY AND DREAD

This match was destined to be a wild brawl. From the get go, Money and Dread threw everything they could at Remo and Eisen. They even drew a nice pop from the crowd when Money hit Eisen with a ‘Dreadsault’ while Dread nailed Remo with his version of a ‘Bank Roll.’

But the tide turned when Remo reversed a whip outside the ring and sent Dread crashing into the steel barrier.

For the next several minutes, Remo and Eisen took turns punishing Dread. In classic heel fashion, one man would push him into the corner and then block the referee’s view, so their partner could choke out their opponent.

Peter Michaels: Dread is in the wrong neighborhood now. And the property values are dropping fast!

Things looked bad when Remo and Eisen went for a double suplex. But Dread shook the move off, and reversed it suplexing both Remo and Eisen at the same time! Dread goes over…hot tag to Rich Money!

Money unleashes a tidal wave of offense that almost ends the match with several near falls. He gets caught by Remo in a full nelson, but ducks when Eris Eisen tries to deliver a clothesline. Eisen and Money brawl, spilling both men out to the ring floor. Remo - still shaken – turns around and eats a HUGE running shoulder smash. Dread bounces off the ropes..Dread Splash! 1…2..Noooo! Remo kicks out.

Duane Fry: The champ is in a world of hurt here…

Dread sets him up…DREAD BOMB!!! 1…2…3!

Dread and Rich Money beat Eric Eisen and Remo by pin-fall

GRADE: B-

Peter Michaels: Dread has just pinned the SWF World Heavyweight champion in the center of the ring. Cleanly. Is this a sign of things to come? Can Remo hold on to his belt?

All four men engage in a wild brawl. Dread and Remo slug it out as Nemesis tries to pull his client away. At one point, Nemesis actually goes toe-to-toe with Dread, reminding fans of their classic encounters. Money and Eisen fight up the ramp and into the backstage area. Money’s cuts from earlier in the evening begin to blood again as the two slam each other into the backstage area walls.

Duane Fry: Only one way to find out, Peter. Only one way to find out…

As Dread battles both Nemesis and Remo, the fans fill the arena with a chant heard mostly in Japan in recent years...

"DREAD WILL KILL YOU (CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP)! DREAD WILL KILL YOU (CLAP-CLAP-CLAPCLAPCLAP)!"

GRADE: A

FINAL GRADE

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Quick Results

Chris Morrisette beat Jungle Lord, Steve Frehley, and Runaway Train

Jack Giedroyc pinned Randy Bumfhole

Tornado & Dubois beat Black & Funky

Christian Faith pinned Bryan Holmes

Rich Money & Dread beat Eric Eisen & Remo

PeterHilton · September 1, 2010

whew! that was on long show...

I'm hoping it's not too wordy, I just really wanted to get the promos right to convey the characters the way I wanted.

Hopefully it was worth it.

PeterHilton · September 1, 2010

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PRESENTS...

WELCOME to the JUNGLE

Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette

Two weeks ago, Jungle Lord used underhanded tactics to steal a win on Supreme TV. But Morrisette got some payback with a win the following week in a Fatal Four Way by pinning Lord. In what is ostensibly the rubber match, who will prevail?

Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train

The two monsters meet with a chance for one of them to get back on the path to championship gold: it's just been announced that the winner will face the North American champion at Supreme TV the following week.

Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez

Troy Tornado has been chasing Jack Bruce since coming to the SWF. He's even said that the entire reason he came to the SWF was to forever destroy the idea that he was 'Sammy Hagar to Jack Bruce's David Lee Roth.' But now Dubois and Marquez have become involved as this feud continues to the next chapter.

Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James

The Board of Directors has made it clear that they feel Christian Faith's time has passed. He doesn't agree. So now Ana Garcia has brought in Emma Chase and her clients in an effort to change Faith's mind. Does James see this as a chance to beat a legend? Or is he simply looking to apply enough punishment to complete the contract Emma has agreed to?

Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God

SWF Tag Team Championship

Since losing their belts, Valiant & Giedroyc have been desperate to regain them. So desperate, they've changed their attitudes (and possibly their religious beliefs), split with their girlfriends, and joined forces with 'The Deacon' Carl Batch. But will it be enough? or has Team Bumfhole still have what it takes to beat them, fancy gimmick and underhanded tactics aside?

Angry Gilmore vs.Marat Khoklov

At Supreme Challenge, they fought for a title. At Welcome to the Jungle, they'll fight for so much more: the safe return of Gilmore's wife Jessie. But can Angry do it again? Can he beat the Russian Monster when everything he holds dear in the world is on the line? Or will he crack under pressure in maybe the most important match of his life?

'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance

STEEL CHAIN MATCH

Peak said it best: this will be two monster using every weapon at their disposal (including the chain locked to their wrists) to beat the holy h*** out of each other. And beyod that? With the roll he's been on, who's to say that this rivalry isn't a way for The Supremacists to keep Peak from turning his attention to the SWF World Title?

Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen

#1 Contender Match

No one truly knows if Eisen's loyalties to The Supremacists and Remo can be trusted. He has said he won't challenge for the belt "so long as Remo is champion." But if he loses it? Would Eisen jump at the chance again? Probably. but he can only do so if he's the top contender. And he's only the top contender if he can beat Rich Money..the man who beat Eisen for the title at Master of Puppets. Got all that? Good.

'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread

SWF World Heavyweight Championship

Remo shocked the world at Supreme Challenge. But when Eric Eisen bypassed his title match, Remo was left without a contender to face at the next PPV. Enter Ana Garcia and the relationship with PGHW. Remo now gets to defend his belt for the first time on PPV against an Immortal..the one..the only...DREAD!!! Will the young powerhouse be able to withstand the sheer destructive energy? Or will Dread take the belt back to Japan?

Jaded · September 1, 2010

Great show!

Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette - Lord takes the rubber, more long term goodness from him than CM.

Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train - Probably the last big PPV win for Train.

Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez - Marquez is too new to get a victory here, even on Bruce's team.

Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James - Faith wins this one but Emma will eventually get someone who can stop him.

Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God - Bumf's retain.

Angry Gilmore vs.Marat Khoklov - I THINK Angry takes it.

'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance - Good feelin' here!

Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen

'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread

Sadly don't see Dread taking it. And Remo and Eisen on a collision course has much more potential for fun than Remo and Money.

PeterHilton · September 7, 2010

Just got back from a camping trip in Orange County...expect something in the next day or so...

jhd1 · September 7, 2010

Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette

Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train

Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez

Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James

Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God

Angry Gilmore vs. Marat Khoklov

'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance

Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen

'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread

tristram · September 11, 2010

That was a swell show, Peter. It certainly wasn't too wordy. As you say, it very nicely got your characters across. You know, even though they're not winning too much, I'm enjoying the team of Black and double R. I look at double R for real in the CV and think he's a tough character to really make... well.... pushable. You've got him in a position where I think you can get him over. The model is also an extremely characterisation for Marc Du Bois. Unfortunately, the two big promotions for one reason or another seemed oblivious to Rick Martel and wanted to cap him in the mid to upper midcard spots, even though he was a great character and a good worker. Du Bois demands to be pushed, and the gimmick I think, unlike compared to Rick Martel, will help drive him over.

Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette - get a nice face pop win to open the show

Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train - Frehley's today and tomorrow. Train's yesterday's hero.

Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez - Bruce and Marquez are a dream tag duo. Classics. I like how you're getting Marquez over in the states by using Jack's obvious entertainment class in segments to get him the pop he deserves.

Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James - I like both competitors, and I feel Christian can extend this storyline out by resisting Brandon's urge for him to retire.

Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God - Great athletes, current champs, I see them retaining

Angry Gilmore vs. Marat Khoklov - MArat to plunder Angry, despite Angry's amazing skills. Marat can't help but get better skill wise competing against guys like Gilmore.

'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance - jesus dude, what a blood bath this should be. This would be the one I'd pay the most to see. In terms of Eddie Peak, the alt you are using... it's Stephen King-ish. You know, like It or Black House where the villain looks so freakin creepy. Eddie Peak's look is bewildering. For the record, I'm a massive Eddie Peak fan. He's a great embodiment of what DaVE once was for.

Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen - I prefer Money by a fair margin. He's like Gilmore, bankable. You can cement your main event with those two guys.

'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread - I commend you for putting the belt on Remo. I also think you've mastered Remo better than anyone on the boards currently.

All in all, what you are doing is exceptional. I look forward to a whole lot more.

Stennick · September 11, 2010

Peter I got behind on this and just read the entire thing from star to finish. While I have some things fresh in my head let me spit them out.

First I love your tag team division. The Wrath of God, Black and Funky, etc. lots of good tag team names going on here and thats something you don't see too often.

Secondly let me say that I love, I mean really LOVE your Supremecists storyline. Everyone in that group hits their spots perfectly. Eric as the selfish, spoiled, something for nothing guy. Remo's dialog is fantastic and Nemesis being the guy to keep them all together and focused is great. The storyline of bringing in Remo even though he's got the very thing Eric wants was fantastic. Peak vs. Vengeance is like a dream feud and both those guys are playing their role perfectly.

The Jesse Gilmore storyline is very good too there hasn't been as much to that as some of the others but so far its been nothing but great. Gilmore going around looking for Marat and what not was awesome.

The only thing better than the Supremacists may be the Christian Faith storyline. "If you were a man I'd punch you in the neck" was pretty awesome.

Keep up the good work man great first outing into the dynasty world.

Oh and don't worry about too wordy, sometimes I wish they were MORE wordy. Some of the characters could use a bit more just to flesh them out and make them stand out mostly the mid carders though you do a fantastic job with the main eventers and giving each one his own personality.

PeterHilton · September 13, 2010

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The PPV opens with an intense video highlighting that events of the last few weeks, focusing on the rivalries between Remo and Dread and Eric Eisen and Rich Money.

GRADE: A

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TEAM BUMFHOLE © W/DAWN VS WRATH OF GOD W/THE DEACON

SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP

Both teams showed off their athleticism early on with quick tags and fluid double team moves. But it’s WoG that gets the upper hand after a distraction by The Deacon gives Valiant the chance to hit a submarine dropkick on Zimmy.

For the next few minutes, Wrath of God controls the action, scoring several near-falls. Finally – after battling out of a dragon sleeper- Randy Bumfhole gets the hot tag and sends both Valiant and Giedroyc flying with dropkicks. It looks like he’s about to get the pin with a top rope sunset flip, but AGAIN The Deacon interferes, which gives Jack Giedroyc the chance to hit a DDT on Zimmy.

But before he can go for the pin…

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…DAWN THE CHEERLEADER PROVIDES A DISTRACTION!!!

Jack can’t tears his eyes away from his former girlfriend and valet. And Randyuses the distraction to roll Giedroyc up from behind for the win!

Team Bumfhole beat Wrath of God by pin-fall

GRADE: B

Zimmy doesn’t exactly look happy that Dawn interfered. He goes over to voice his feelings, when Wrath of God come in and absolutely level him with a double superkick. Randy tries to help but The Deacon hits him from behind with a cane. Giedroy and Valiant follow up with EXODUS (backdrop/lung blower combo). Team Bumfhole retained, but they are both laid out as Wrath of God head to the back.

GRADE: C+

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Peter Michaels: This next one won’t be pretty…

Duane Fry: Absolutely not. And both men will give it their since the winner will be guaranteed a shot at the North American Title.

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RUNAWAY TRAIN VS STEVE FREHLEY

These two behemoths didn’t have much momentum headed into this match and it showed in the crowd’s reaction. They delivered a fairly standard brawl that ended when Frehley was able to punch his way out of a TRAIN WRECK, but couldn’t follow up with the FREHLEY’S COMET, allowing Train to hit the Train of Pain combo for the win.

Runaway Train beat Steve Frehley by pin-fall

GRADE: C+

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A hype video plays to show the recent history between Jungle Lord and Chris Morrisette, with Lord scoring a victory using a foreign object and then Morrisette returning the favor a week later with a surprise pin in a Fatal Four Way. This is the rubber match.

GRADE: B+

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CHRIS MORRISETTE VS JUNGLE LORD

The two men have become used to each other’s style and the first part of the match is spent with each countering the offense of the other. Lord goes for a Jungle Punp Kick, but Morrisette ducks and turns it into a single-leg Boston Crab. Morrisette goes for a standing sleeper, but Lord powers out and turns it into a power-slam.

Eventually, these two even matched fighters slam each other, sprawling backwards and sending the referee flying. While Chris Morrisette tries to revive the official, Lord rolls outside, searches under the ring apron, then returns. Jungle Lord sneaks up behind Morrisette. When Morrisette turns around..

Duane Fry: JUNGLELORD…SPITS OUT GREEN MIST??!!?

Morrisette, blind and helpless, is easy pickings for Jungle Lord.

Jungle Lord beats Chris Morrisette by pin-fall

GRADE: B

Peter Michaels: Jungle Lord’s tactics aren’t a surprise…but doesn’t it seem odd that he chose to use …’green mist?’ That’s incredibly uncharacteristic…

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Duane Fry: This is one of those cases where who wins and who loses doesn’t really matter. ‘Big Money’ is here to do damage…and Faith had better watch his back

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CHRISTIAN FAITH VS BRANDON JAMES W/EMMA CHASE

Faith opens the match on the attack, an obvious rage on his face. He simply overwhelms James at first, blasting him with HUGE right hands every time ‘Big Money’ goes for any sort of offense. With the crowd roaring its approval, James looks flustered.

He tries the standard tactic of rolling outside the ring and conferring with Emma, but Faith simply charges out after him. Christian Faith will not be stopped! James uses an eye-rake to regain some control, but after a few minutes James is back in control and sending James out of the ring, over the top rope with a running clothesline.

James again moves away from the ring and again Faith chases. But this time James responds by shoving a fan at ringside away, snatching their seat, and BLASTING Christian Faith in the face in full view of the referee.

Christian Faith beats Brandon James by DQ

GRADE: B

After the attack, James continues. Is it the bounty on Faith’s head? Is it the humiliating way Faith dominated him in the match? Is it Emma Chase egging him on, telling him over and over again, “Hit him, Brandon! Hit that old bastard!” Who knows? But for the next few minutes, Brandon James unleashes his inner beast, smashing Christian faith over the head repeatedly with a steel chair. By the time security comes to the ring to stop the assault, Faith is a bloody mess.

GRADE: B+

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Backstage, Nemesis talks about the sheer destructive power of Vengeance:

“…Peak, you may have been a ‘big shark in a small pond’ in Phil Vibert’s pathetic little circus freak show (smarks in the crowd cheer at the DaVE reference). And it was easy to dominate a company full of ring technicians and spot monkeys. (another smarkish cheer).

But this is Vengeance.

He is on another level of destructive force. His every act is a violation of human rights. Vengeance sits on a throne made out of the bones of the challengers he’s put in the ground.

And tonight will be no different. "

GRADE: B+

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EDDIE PEAK VS VENGEANCE

STEEL CHAIN MATCH

The battle was sloppy, yet brutal. And when Eddie Peak said leading into the bout that these two would ‘tear the ring apart’ he wasn’t kidding. As often as the chain was used as a weapon, so were steel chairs, video monitors, electrical cables, ring steps…at one point, Eddie Peak even grabbed a foam “Rich Money Giant Dollar Sign” from a fan at ringside and tried to shove it down the throat of Vengeance.

Vengeance tried to decapitate Eddie Peak by laying the ring steps across his throat and then delivering a wicked legdrop. Vengeance acted as if things were in hand, but Peak responded by yanking the chain and dragging Vengeance forward and delivering a bone-rattling clothesline.

In the waning moments, Vengeance hit a SIX FEET UNDER choke-slam on the entrance ramp for a two-count (falls mysteriously counting everywhere midway through the match). Showing frustration, Vengeance began strangling Peak with the chain. Peak – showing off awesome strength – lifted Vengeance into the rarely seen PEAK OF THE DEVIL and drove him backwards over the barrier, into the fans, and through several chairs at ringside!!! (HO-LY SH*T chants o’plenty after that move)

Eddie then followed up with a PEAK OF PERFECTION back over the ring barrier, driving Vengeance onto the floor at ringside, and scoring the academic 1..2..3.

Eddie Peak beat Vengeance by pin-fall

GRADE: B

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Peter Michaels: This next match is not a title match, but only because so much more is on the line. If Angry Gilmore defeats Marat Khoklov, then Khoklov will be required to release Gilmore’s wife Jessie from captivity.

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ANGRY GILMORE VS. MARAT KHOKLOV

Gilmore is one of the best pure wrestlers on the planet, but in his emotional state he simply charges head long into Khoklov. Early on, his offense is effective, but eventually Khoklov simply overpowers Gilmore and uses his size and strength to dominate the match.

Khoklov nearly gets the win with a spinning powerslam. Then, for several minutes, he has Gilmore on the verge of defeat with a Russian Giant Bear Hug. But Gilmore will not surrender, and the fans stomp and clap as Gilmore fights his way out. Khoklov, sensing a shift in momentum, tries to smash Gilmore against the turnbuckle. But Gilmore twists out of the way, and Khoklov collide with the ring post instead. Khoklov staggers back… and right into an ANGER MANAGEMENT!!! Suddenly…

Peter Michaels: Wait….that’s a camera backstage...we’re seeing a group of SWF security opening a door backstage. They’re using bolt-cutter…why that’s …IT’S JESSIE GILMORE!

Duance Fry: Jessie is free!!

In the ring, Angry Gilmore sees what is happening, which distracts him long enough for Khoklov to deliver a brain-scrambling MOSCOW LARIAT for the win!!!

Marat Khoklov defeats Angry Gilmore by pin-fall

GRADE: B -

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Khoklov continues his attack, planting Gilmore with a RUSSIAN LEGEND POWERBOMB!!! He rolls outside, and grabs a chair.

Suddenly, Jessie Gilmore comes out from backstage and begins sprinting down the ramp..

Khoklov stands Angry in the corner and wraps the chair around Gilmore’s neck. He seems poised to deliver what could be a crippling MOSCOW LARIAT….but Jessie slides in and stands in his way!

Peter Michaels: OH DEAR LORD NO..Khoklov looks like he’s still going to do it..wait..no – he looks confused. He’s backing away.

Duane Fry: He looks like he’s confused how Jessie Gilmore got free..no he’s touching his ear…it almost looks as if he’s getting instructions through an ear-piece…IS SOMEBODY CONTROLLING MARAT KHOKLOV??

Jessie tends to Angry Gilmore as Khoklov makes his way up the ramp.

GRADE: B+

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Backstage, Kriss Angelle is looking incredibly hot and appears to be waiting for an interview, when she begins hearing voices off-camera.

“OOOOOH…YOU ARE SO DAMNED SEXY…”

“THAT BODY…THAT PERFECT BODY..”

“I CAN BARELY CONTROL MYSELF..”

Kriss looks flattered and says Thank You, But… to the speakers, but she is stunned by their reply..

“WE’RE NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!”

Marc Dubois and Troy Tornado walk onto the set.

Troy Tornado: “We were talking to ourselves…Marc the Model and ‘The Real Rock Star’ Troy Tornado…we were just looking in the mirror and admiring the perfection that is …US!”

Kriss: So let me get this straight...you two boys saw alllll this (Angelle looks herself up and down) and you could only think of giving yourselves compliments? What's the matter, Troy...girls don't float your boats?

Or would you rather have him (nodding at Dubois) tickle your pickle?

Troy: Sweetheart...you misunderstand. The Real Rock Star likes to party, but even he knows when to play it safe. You bring a whole new level to the term ring rat...I mean, you've been around.

The Real Rock Star is blessed where it counts...believe me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy...if you catch my drift.

But being with you? It'd be like throwing an eraser down a hallway.

Kriss: EXCUSE ME??

Marc Dubois: Plus your hair...it is sooooo 2009...

Tornado and Dubois continue to put themselves over as they talk about their match with Jack Bruce and Alex Marquez

GRADE: B+

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MARC DUBOIS AND TROY TORNADO VS JACK BRUCE AND ALEJANDRO MARQUEZ

Three of the best athletes in the company and one of the most popular wrestlers in the world probably could’ve put on something special, but Bruce was off his game and what we got was a fairly straightforward tag match; solid but unspectacular.

The feud between Bruce and Tornado continued to boil and, late in the match, Tornado nailed Bruce with a low blow that incapacitated Bruce momentarily. This gave Tornado the chance to hit the ring and deliver the STAR MAKER on Marquez from behind. Dubois made the cover for the pin.

Tornado & Dubois beat Bruce & Marquezby pin-fall

GRADE: B

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ERIC EISEN w/NEMESIS VS RICH MONEY

#1 CONTENDER MATCH

The crowd was hot for this match throughout. Early on it was apparent that Eisen would stop at nothing to hold on to this #1 Contender status. And that Nemesis would be a large part of the action. This led to a wild brawl, with both men fighting on the outside several times.

As the match wore on, the interference by Nemesis gave Eisen a large advantage. He was simply able to focus on punishing Rich Money, while Money seemed to be looking over his shoulder constantly. Eisen scored several near falls after hitting an offensive move after a distraction by Nemesis.

But Rich Money refused to give up. Nearly 20 minutes in, Eisen has Money perched on the top tope –setting up a superplex perhaps – when Rich Money unleashes a flurry ofopen hand chops. Eisen is staggered and Money, knowing he needs to make up for all the damage he’s taken earlier in the match, grabs Eric Eisen and falls backwards in a BANK ROLL…sending both men crashing to the floor and through the announce table!!!

Nemesis rushes over to try to drag his man to his feet. But Eisen is out. And so is Money. As the crowd chants both men on, they try desperately to make it to their feeit, but to no avail. Rich Money and Eric Eisen are counted out and the match is ruled a draw.

Rich Money and Eric Eisen DRAW; double count-out.

GRADE: B

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A video play, hyping the lead up to this match, including the introduction of Dread and Dread pinning Remo cleanly in a tag match on last week’s Supreme TV.

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SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Remo likes to use his strength to intimidate his opponent early on, but it had ZERO effect on Dread. It was actually Remo’s athleticism that allowed him to get any offense in. Otherwise, Dread looked quite capable of simply bulldozing him into the mat.

Nearly 12 minutes in, Dread went for a full-nelson suplex and Remo spun to his left, out of the hold, and was able to deliver THE DESTROYER!!!

1…2…No! Dread kicked out emphatically. Remo followed up with a series of elbow smashes, when Dread caught his arm, adjusted his hold, and…

Peter Michaels: DREAD HIT THE DESTROYER ON REMO!!!

Now Dread makes the cover…but Remo kicks out on 2. Dread with a Dread Splash..but Remo kicks out again.

Peter Michaels: Dread up top…Remo is square in the middle of the ring..this can be only one move…DREADSAULT…NOOOOO! Remo rolls out of the way!

Remo staggers to his feet. Dread gets to one knee, head still spinning from crashing to the mat. Remo grabs him…DESTROYER! Remo isn’t done…he grabs Dread …A THIRD DESTROYER…!!! Remo taking no chances…1..2…3!

Remo beats Dread by pin-fall

GRADE: B

As the PPV goes off the air, ‘the HNIC’ plays to the crowd: he is standing atop the mountain in the SWF, and he knows it…!

GRADE: B+

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Quick Results

Team Bumfhole beat Wrath of God

Runaway Train beat Steve Frehley

The Jungle Lord beat Chris Morrisette

Christian Faith beat Brandon James by DQ

Eddie Peak beat Vengeance in a Steel Chain Match

Marat Khoklov beat Angry Gilmore

Tornado & Dubois beat Marquez & Bruce

Eric Eisen and Rich Money fought to a draw

Remo beat Dread

EDIT: Dawn is too sexy for photobucket apparently

PeterHilton · September 13, 2010

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Jaded" data-cite="Jaded" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28764" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great show! Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette - Lord takes the rubber, more long term goodness from him than CM. Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train - Probably the last big PPV win for Train. Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez - Marquez is too new to get a victory here, even on Bruce's team. Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James - Faith wins this one but Emma will eventually get someone who can stop him. Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God - Bumf's retain. Angry Gilmore vs.Marat Khoklov - I THINK Angry takes it. 'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance - Good feelin' here! Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen 'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread Sadly don't see Dread taking it. And Remo and Eisen on a collision course has much more potential for fun than Remo and Money.</div></blockquote> 7 of 9...solid predictions there from a solid reader <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="jhd1" data-cite="jhd1" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28764" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God Angry Gilmore vs. Marat Khoklov 'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen 'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread</div></blockquote> 8 of 9...your prize may be more alt requests! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="tristram" data-cite="tristram" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28764" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>That was a swell show, Peter. It certainly wasn't too wordy. As you say, it very nicely got your characters across. You know, even though they're not winning too much, I'm enjoying the team of Black and double R. I look at double R for real in the CV and think he's a tough character to really make... well.... pushable. You've got him in a position where I think you can get him over. The model is also an extremely characterisation for Marc Du Bois. Unfortunately, the two big promotions for one reason or another seemed oblivious to Rick Martel and wanted to cap him in the mid to upper midcard spots, even though he was a great character and a good worker. Du Bois demands to be pushed, and the gimmick I think, unlike compared to Rick Martel, will help drive him over.</div></blockquote> Yeah, I need to give Black n Funky more love. The problem is i give them face time on my B show, and I haven't started writing that up. Honestly, i can barely pump out my A show on the boards enough as it is..so i will probably have to do some kind of recap because I have guys on my B show (Rhino Umaga, Hell Monkey, Jack DeColt, Spencer Spade) that are starting to get over and i need the space to tell their stories <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="tristram" data-cite="tristram" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28764" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Jungle Lord vs. Chris Morrisette - get a nice face pop win to open the show Steve Frehley vs Runaway Train - Frehley's today and tomorrow. Train's yesterday's hero. Marc Dubois & Troy Tornado vs Jack Bruce & Alejandro Marquez - Bruce and Marquez are a dream tag duo. Classics. I like how you're getting Marquez over in the states by using Jack's obvious entertainment class in segments to get him the pop he deserves. Christian Faith vs. 'Big Money' Brandon James - I like both competitors, and I feel Christian can extend this storyline out by resisting Brandon's urge for him to retire. Team Bumfhole © vs. Wrath of God - Great athletes, current champs, I see them retaining Angry Gilmore vs. Marat Khoklov - MArat to plunder Angry, despite Angry's amazing skills. Marat can't help but get better skill wise competing against guys like Gilmore. 'The Great White Shark' Eddie Peak vs. Vengeance - jesus dude, what a blood bath this should be. This would be the one I'd pay the most to see. In terms of Eddie Peak, the alt you are using... it's Stephen King-ish. You know, like It or Black House where the villain looks so freakin creepy. Eddie Peak's look is bewildering. For the record, I'm a massive Eddie Peak fan. He's a great embodiment of what DaVE once was for. Rich Money vs. Eric Eisen - I prefer Money by a fair margin. He's like Gilmore, bankable. You can cement your main event with those two guys. 'the HNIC' Remo © vs. Dread - I commend you for putting the belt on Remo. I also think you've mastered Remo better than anyone on the boards currently. All in all, what you are doing is exceptional. I look forward to a whole lot more.</div></blockquote> 5 of 9 Thank you for all the kind words, tristram. Especially about Remo..he's one of my favorite characters in SWF I love that you like the Marquez/Bruce duo. They struck me as a good pairing because I feel like Marquez could play a Bruce-like character. The natural inclination is to have the protege turn on the mentor, but I'm going to resist that (at least for a while) because I think Jack Bruce doing his work in the upper midcard is more interesting at the moment than the title picture. They're like my DX because Bruce and Marquez can say anything and it fits. Peak...man I love me some Eddie Peak. When he came available i got so geeked...people around me couldn;t believe me when I told them why I was excited ( my imaginary company signed an imaginary free agent etc) Having him in SWF almost feels like cheating because he fits so well and he has so many matches available to him.He's going to headline a Supreme Challenge someday... <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Stennick" data-cite="Stennick" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="28764" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Peter I got behind on this and just read the entire thing from star to finish. While I have some things fresh in my head let me spit them out. First I love your tag team division. The Wrath of God, Black and Funky, etc. lots of good tag team names going on here and thats something you don't see too often. Secondly let me say that I love, I mean really LOVE your Supremecists storyline. Everyone in that group hits their spots perfectly. Eric as the selfish, spoiled, something for nothing guy. Remo's dialog is fantastic and Nemesis being the guy to keep them all together and focused is great. The storyline of bringing in Remo even though he's got the very thing Eric wants was fantastic. Peak vs. Vengeance is like a dream feud and both those guys are playing their role perfectly. The Jesse Gilmore storyline is very good too there hasn't been as much to that as some of the others but so far its been nothing but great. Gilmore going around looking for Marat and what not was awesome. The only thing better than the Supremacists may be the Christian Faith storyline. "If you were a man I'd punch you in the neck" was pretty awesome. Keep up the good work man great first outing into the dynasty world. Oh and don't worry about too wordy, sometimes I wish they were MORE wordy. Some of the characters could use a bit more just to flesh them out and make them stand out mostly the mid carders though you do a fantastic job with the main eventers and giving each one his own personality.</div></blockquote> First -- yeah I think the tag division is working nicely. Have some plan for a couple more teams that should mesh well too Second -- yeah I'm happy with the Supremacist, Money, Peak, Vengeance interaction. Eisen is an interesting character.And he's in a great position atm because all he has to do is accidentally-on purpose cost Remo the belt and he's back in the title picture...there'll be a lot of friction between those two and Money as we move ahead Third -- yeah I caved on the Jessie story. <img alt=":o" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/redface.png.900245280682ef18c5d82399a93c5827.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I went in another direction because eventually it's not believable for Khoklov to have her hostage for an extended period. 'Diplomatic immunity' only goes so far. Gilmore/Khoklov will continue their feud, but Jessie will be more than a hostage. Fourth -- glad you like Faith. I liked pairing him with James because I haven't seen too many people do it Lastly -- the midcard..yeah, I need to give some time there. I just like writing the segments that have dialogue and sometimes that midcard suffers as i push storylines ahead. bleah..!

sebsplex · September 14, 2010

whew! that was on long show...

I'm hoping it's not too wordy, I just really wanted to get the promos right to convey the characters the way I wanted.

Hopefully it was worth it.

Still catching up on this one PH, but I'm enjoying what I've read so far. I wouldn't worry too much about shows being too wordy or not wordy enough, sometimes it's just a case of just typing as much as it feels natural to type, i.e. not adding in wordage just to create a bigger show if it doesn't really tell the reader anything and not cutting text out if it's really something the reader needs to know to grasp your plotlines, etc. My problem when attempting diaries it that I'm too damn verbose and basically put in more detail than is really needed to tell the story effectively... that and sometimes I spend more time typing up segments and set-pieces only to remember I need to do a bit of actual match booking too.

Initial thoughts, by far my favourite storyline is Christian Faith being pushed towards undesired retirement...

We’ll do it right…I swear. Plenty of fanfare. A series of tributes on TV and PPV. Induction into the Hall of Fame. A new DVD. A farewell tour at all the house shows, including some matches with your best known opponents. If they’re alive, of course…

I loved those lines, so cold, so very typical of a remorseless sports entertainment juggernaut trying to put Faith out to pasture. Apart from that, obviously the Supremacists are catching the eye and it's interesting to see Peak in the mix, along with Tornado as you can run the Tornado/Bruce dream feud that has yet to arrive in C-Verse cannon and of course you've got Dread as well - I enjoyed pushing him as a spooky old-school monster in my HGC diary of yester-year, so I'm keen on seeing how you continue to utilise him.

Good stuff.

PeterHilton · September 14, 2010

The post 'Welcome to the Jungle' reaction has been all over the map. Net fans? amirite...?

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LadyGagme: I'm like 99.9% sure Dawn had a nipslip last night..any stills?

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CraigTNelson: The show was ok...but I felt like nothing really happened. No storylines...no real WTF moments...i remember when you couldn't miss an SWF PPV w/o feeling like a real dumb-ass because of all the crazy chiz that happened

BionicMark: Did we buy the same PPV? The Brandon James-Faith beatdown? Anrgy Gilmore getting Jessie back? WoG attacking The Bumfholes? And you know something is happening with Jungle Jack's green mist

SexyRexyJetsfan: LOLat 'buying a PPV'...

JoshinMadison:

i remember when you couldn't miss an SWF PPV w/o feeling like a real dumb-ass because of all the crazy chiz that happened

Did you just drop an icarly reference? LOLwut

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MitoforPope: I'm so sick of the typical booking of a main event match in the SWF. Ohhhh another "Finisher-Near fall-Finisher-Near fall-Finisher finish?" That's drama?...puhllleeeeease

TCW FTMFW

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BDC: Dammit...Bruce the Giant extended with USPW. i was really hoping one of the Big 2 would pick him up..i might actually buy the next PPV if that happened

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SWF.com_admin: Yes..it's official..SWF's September PPV will no longer be called 'Under Control'

Starting this month, prepare to go where no SWF pay-per-view event has gone...prepare for ...

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PeterHilton · September 14, 2010

Still catching up on this one PH, but I'm enjoying what I've read so far. I wouldn't worry too much about shows being too wordy or not wordy enough, sometimes it's just a case of just typing as much as it feels natural to type, i.e. not adding in wordage just to create a bigger show if it doesn't really tell the reader anything and not cutting text out if it's really something the reader needs to know to grasp your plotlines, etc. My problem when attempting diaries it that I'm too damn verbose and basically put in more detail than is really needed to tell the story effectively... that and sometimes I spend more time typing up segments and set-pieces only to remember I need to do a bit of actual match booking too.

Thanks. From everyone. Being as its my first diary i want to write something that people can pick up and read..i don't want to turn people off with the longer shows

And yeah..the matches..I actually took longer to write the PPV because there's more in-ring stuff. (i PM'd BigPapa even to get his opinion) and I'm not sure how many people actually read the PBP and whether it's worth it

Hopefully I got the highlights across and you get a flavor of each match w/o being boring 'kick-kick-punch' etc

Initial thoughts, by far my favourite storyline is Christian Faith being pushed towards undesired retirement...

Good stuff.

Thanks again and the Faith story will be a long reaching one. He's a warrior being pushed by a new generation of stars and he will have both some unexpected allies and unexpected detractors.

PeterHilton · September 15, 2010

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The fall-out from 'Welcome to the Jungle' continues...some thoughts to consider for the SWF Universe as we roll towards the next episode of 'Supreme TV:'

--Christian Faith was left bloodied by 'Big Money' Brandon James but he's nowhere near putting in his resignation to the front office. Ana Garcia has made it clear that Faith -physically ready or not - WILL compete on Tuesday Night.

--Jessie Gilmore is free..but no one seems to really know how it happened or even why? Where does this conflict go from here?

--The Jungle Lord is a wild man...winning at all costs. But the 'green mist' he used against Chris Morrisette was baffling. Lord will be in action Tuesday..what else do he have up his proverbial sleeves?

--And last but not least: Eric Eisen and Rich Money fought to a draw. So WHO IS THE #1 CONTENDER? Will we find out? And who will face Remo for the title at the newly named 'No Man's Land?'

TUNE IN AND FOUND OUT THESE ANSWERS...AND MORE!!!

Predictions Welcome:

Runaway Train vs American Machine w/BJ O'Neill

The Jungle Lord vs. 'The Double R'

Christian Faith vs. ???

Remo & Eric Eisen vs. Team Bumfhole (non-title)

Rich Money vs. Troy Tornado

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