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In here post the most brutal or dominant wins you have seen.

 

- Philip 'Kid' Ziskie vs. Luiz 'The Tarantula' Machado

- From player-controlled event 'EFC 88: Don Mega' (from the save game 'Calinks 1')

- Created 04 January 2011

 

>It's time for the main event of the evening! Philip 'Kid' Ziskie squares off with Luiz 'The Tarantula' Machado in the EFC Featherweight division.

>And here we go!

>Machado steps back to avoid a leg kick.

>Moving in closer, Ziskie looks like he may want to wrestle Machado.

>They start grappling, Machado looks happy to engage Ziskie at close quarters.

 

>Ziskie is trying to muscle Machado up against the cage.

>Machado ends up backed against the cage.

>Ziskie catches Machado with a knee strike to the thigh.

>Ziskie looks to try and maintain control via his wrestling skills, but Machado fights it every inch of the way.

>Ziskie catches Machado with a knee strike to the thigh.

>Machado, stuck against the cage, takes a huge left hand and his legs buckle!

 

>Ziskie moves in quickly to try and finish Machado with stomps and kicks!

>Ziskie goes to work on Machado with incredibly vicious stomps and kicks, but somehow cannot finish him!

>Machado eats a vicious stomp!

 

>We've now passed the halfway mark in this round.

>Apparently unwilling to engage, Ziskie lets his opponent stand back up.

>Ziskie looks to be trying to close the distance between them.

>Machado tries to counter with a takedown, but Ziskie defended it well.

>Machado narrowly misses Ziskie with a right uppercut.

>It seems that Ziskie is happy to let Machado circle for the moment.

>Ziskie sneaks a glance at his corner.

 

>Machado comes in closer to press the issue.

>We're into the final minute of the round.

>Machado throws a couple of jabs, then chooses to shoot in on Ziskie.

>Ziskie sprawls, stopping the takedown and forcing Machado down to the ground into a type of turtle position.

>Ziskie hits a soccer kick to the head!

>Round one is brought to an end as time runs out.

>I'd say that was definitely 10-9 in favour of Ziskie.

 

>We are back underway!

>An exchange of strikes goes nowhere.

>Moving in closer, Ziskie looks like he may want to wrestle Machado.

>Seeing an opportunity, Machado avoids the grapple and goes straight for a takedown, but Ziskie is equal to it.

>Ziskie looks to be trying to close the distance between them.

>Machado tries to catch him by surprise with a takedown attempt, but it is blocked.

 

>Machado uses a flurry of lefts and rights to get Ziskie to cover up, then shoots in looking for a takedown.

>The takedown is unsuccessful, Machado can only manage to push Ziskie face-first up against the cage.

>From behind Ziskie, Machado tries to climb his back and get a choke hold.

>Ziskie ducks down, realising that Machado is too high on the choke, and flips him over to the ground.

 

>Ziskie leaps over, looking to drop a flying punch!

>The punch connects, big time! Machado is knocked out!

>Philip Ziskie takes the victory by way of Knock Out!

>Official Result: Philip 'Kid' Ziskie defeats Luiz 'The Tarantula' Machado (Knock Out (Punch) in 2:45 of round 2). The match was rated as being Good.

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Posted this one before but it'll be forever in my memory :D

 

- 'The Big Bad' Hassan Fezzik vs. 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal

- From player-controlled event 'GAMMA 50: Fezzik vs Cabal' (from the save game 'Gen')

- Created 24 December 2010

 

>It's time for the main event of the evening! 'The Big Bad' Hassan Fezzik takes on 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal in the GAMMA Heavyweight division.

>The GAMMA Heavyweight title on the line in this match.

>And here we go!

>Cabal counters a left jab by using a barrage of huge rights, knocking Fezzik down!

>Cabal quickly pounces, looking to rain down punches on the stunned Fezzik!

>Cabal pounds away, Fezzik is barely able to offer any defence at all!

>The referee jumps in and saves Fezzik from taking any more shots!

>'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal takes the win by TKO!

>Official Result: 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal defeats 'The Big Bad' Hassan Fezzik (TKO (Strikes) in 0:31 of round 1). The match was rated as being Decent.

 

 

 

 

- 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal vs. 'The King Of Ground And Pound' James Foster

- From player-controlled event 'GAMMA 57: Cabal vs Foster' (from the save game 'Gen')

- Created 01 January 2011

 

>It's time for the main event of the evening! 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal squares off with 'The King Of Ground And Pound' James Foster in the GAMMA Heavyweight division.

>The GAMMA Heavyweight title is on the line.

>The fight begins!

>An exchange of strikes doesn't lead to any real damage.

>Both throw strikes at each other, both easily defend the other's attempt.

>Foster shoots in, looking for a takedown.

>Foster eats a stiff counter right and is down hard!

>Cabal dives in quickly and secures mount on the dazed Foster!

>Cabal pounds away from the mount, Foster is barely able to offer any defence at all!

>The referee is forced to jump in and stop the match!

>The winner, by TKO, is 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal!

>Official Result: 'The Baddest Man In MMA' Terron Cabal defeats 'The King Of Ground And Pound' James Foster (TKO (Strikes) in 1:44 of round 1). The match was rated as being Decent.

 

 

- 'Lightning' Lamont Banner vs. Bud 'The Rocket' Brockett

- From player-controlled event 'GAMMA 62: Banner vs Brockett II' (from the save game 'Gen')

- Created 04 January 2011

 

>It's time for the main event of the evening! 'Lightning' Lamont Banner takes on Bud 'The Rocket' Brockett in the GAMMA Lightweight division.

>This match is for the GAMMA Lightweight title.

>And here we go!

>Banner suddenly fakes dropping down for a double leg to try and get Brockett to commit to a sprawl, but gets no joy.

>They exchange strikes, but neither fighter inflicts any real damage.

>There is an exchange of strikes, but neither fighter does any damage.

>Brockett throws a combination of rights and lefts, using them as cover so that he can shoot in.

>Brockett gets caught with a right cross though, and his wobbly legs can't support him...down he goes!

>Banner senses victory and starts to unload with punches!

>Banner pounds away with punches and Brockett is having trouble doing anything about it!

>The referee has no option but to leap in and stop the fight!

>The winner, by TKO; Lamont Banner!

>Official Result: 'Lightning' Lamont Banner defeats Bud 'The Rocket' Brockett (TKO (Strikes) in 1:36 of round 1). The match was rated as being Decent.

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I had built Kirby up to a 14-0 record before GAMMA grabbed him. Was the #5 LHW and #19 P4P

 

- Jericho Stewart vs. Matthew Michael Kirby

- From AI event 'GAMMA 70: Steven vs. Atep' (from the save game '2')

- Created 04 January 2011

 

>Moving on to the next match, in which Jericho Stewart takes on Matthew Michael Kirby in the GAMMA Light Heavyweight division.

>The fight begins!

>Moving forward, Stewart counters a left jab with a pair of nice shots to the body.

>An exchange of strikes doesn't lead to any real damage.

>Having ended up close together from the strikes they threw, a wild exchange of punches begins!

>Stewart hits a right uppercut, Kirby is laid out cold!

>Jericho Stewart takes the win by Knock Out!

>Official Result: Jericho Stewart defeats Matthew Michael Kirby (Knock Out (Punch) in 1:03 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

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I didnt give the challenger any chance in this match, a minute in i was rather smug and before the end of te 2nd minute i was in shock.

 

- 'The Super Animal' Noach Van Der Capellen vs. 'Spanish Silk' Julio Regueiro

- From player-controlled event 'GAMMA 45: Ho vs Ziskie' (from the save game 'DEfault')

- Created 05 January 2011

 

>The co-main event is up next. 'The Super Animal' Noach Van Der Capellen squares off with 'Spanish Silk' Julio Regueiro in the GAMMA Welterweight division.

>This match is for the GAMMA Welterweight title.

>Round one begins!

>Van Der Capellen hits a brutal flying knee, but Regueiro somehow doesn't go down!

>A left jab misses, giving Van Der Capellen the chance to hit back with a barrage of big rights, knocking Regueiro down!

>Regueiro shakes off the blow almost immediately though, and waits for Van Der Capellen to make a move.

>Van Der Capellen gets pulled down into half guard.

>Van Der Capellen tries to stand up, but Regueiro keeps him firmly in half guard.

>Regueiro attempts to guillotine Van Der Capellen from the bottom of half guard.

>The choke is applied, Van Der Capellen has no option but to tap out!

>Julio Regueiro takes the victory by way of submission!

>Official Result: 'Spanish Silk' Julio Regueiro defeats 'The Super Animal' Noach Van Der Capellen (Submission (Guillotine) in 1:55 of round 1). The match was rated as being Good.

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LOL what a match. He came out of the gate with a flying knee that landed! He was clearly looking for blood and tried to bum rush the champ. Julio was just too damn smooth though it seems. :)

 

Actually Noach was the Champ he'd won it in his previous fight against David Webb,and Julio was riding a two fight win streak since dropping the strap to Josh Aldarisio.

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