Eidenhoek Posted December 6, 2011 Author Share Posted December 6, 2011 insert lady gaga song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 Edge of Glory, for those watching at home. I periodically get that in my head. I've come to realize that my childish antics, while perhaps appropriate for a man of my age (which is...18, right), really don't help me at all. Sure, I'm selfish, and I sure as hell am not letting anyone go over me. This is, after all, my story. Shut up Tidus. And Auron. So y'know, I should probably start buckling down and actually...y'know...do my job. It's what I'm paid for anyway. http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/12/34401491998.jpg Son of a DON'T SAY IT HALL JUST DON'T ****ING SAY IT. ~~~ Shawn Gonzalez turned us down due to our lack of size. This is unsurprising; after Puerto Rican Power, he's probably the most popular guy on their roster. Hell's Bouncer and Handsome Stranger might get close, but the fact remains that we are too small a company currently. In great surprise (read that facetiously), SWF signed up The Stomper and PRP himself. Sadly, neither of them left their owned promotions. SWF also called up Bear Bekowski, which is...cool, I guess. He'll fall to me if they cut him. Speaking of hosses, King Kong Kennedy has decided to be an "Entertainer" now. That's...nice. Ah, I see that PRP and Stomps refused to negotiate due to our war. Sad day for me. As for negotiations, Honest Frank's demands made me retract my offer. He's not getting a title run. Maybe I should have offered him one; I think I did with Prudence. Too late now. Mikey James came aboard for $1k/shot. He's going to get buried soooooo hard. Whistler pulled something like Frank on me, and I don't care to talk to old people. Dunton included. ~~~ I have to renegotiate with "Gentleman Jim King" or he'll go to his other options. I shouldn't, I really shouldn't; he sucks. And I've bloated the roster to hell with costs. But... Oh, Christian Faith doesn't think we're too big, but he does want to focus on his SWF career. And Steve DeColt/Johnny Bloodstone vs. The Stone Siblings pulled a match people are calling a 99. I laugh. ~~~ Larry Vessey turned down my initial offer. He looks like a crack-head, so I'm none-too-worried about getting him. Just need to offer him some crack. Because he's coked out of his mind. Seriously, look at him. http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/12/34402323092.jpg Coke. Greg Gauge decided 12 months at $500/pop was good enough to join. Sad that his brother's in development (in a week or whatever); they're good workers. I was going to get DWN, but then I found out he already works for us. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 15, 2011 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/thumb/12/34714205273.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 22, 2011 Author Share Posted December 22, 2011 Ricky Dale Johnson refused my negotiation offer. Big surprise. I'm exceedingly happy about signing Hell Monkey, to the point that I might actually not bury him. Jacob Jett, meanwhile, sang to the tune of $600 plus travel. Workable, especially once I cut the travel expenses. The days roll onward, and I notice that there are 4 people above me. Captain USA, James Prudence, Hell Monkey, and Mikey James. All will fall before me. Donnie J, sadly, asked too much of me. Fumihiro Ota, however, came on at $1k per appearance. Expensive, but excellent. While Prudence won't get his tag partner, James will. If I wasn't such a jerk, I might actually push the Cali Dragons. As it stands, I will. Down the hole that is my popularity. Annnnnnd I just got Atlas for 1.5k/appearance. Maybe shouldn't have gotten aggressive with RIPW. And now, the greatest show on Earth: E.I.D.E.N.H.O.E.K. STILL THIRSTY IN 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 The card: Eidenhoek Avatar vs.: -James Prudence -Mikey James -Frankie Perez -The Cali Dragons (James and Perez) -Perez and Prudence -James and Prudence -James, Prudence, and Perez I dare someone to predict my card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 9, 2012 Author Share Posted January 9, 2012 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715514421.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715525751.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715555535.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715564878.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715574725.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715583562.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/715594615.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716024095.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716032647.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716041489.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716052123.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716060246.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716065839.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716074342.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716083763.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716091657.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716095922.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716104079.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716113377.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716124911.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716141710.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/716131896.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 10, 2012 Author Share Posted January 10, 2012 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/815395626.jpg Dear god. Not only am I more "fatigued" than most wrestlers ever get, I did that in one night. WITH A RIDICULOUSLY NON-THREATENING PRODUCT. How the hell am I 75% dead? Last week, sure, what with the 2 hours of matches. Last month, whatever. But now...god... The fact that we have no prestige and terrible momentum is bothersome. The fact that we still are at that level. Aside from doing much better this show, cleaning the top ten matches of its top five spots...no benefits. Sure, popularity, but less people and less money. Not for nothing; we actually spent less on the show this month than last month. Admittedly, 3 people hate me (and a few more not too far behind), but... Also, while Mean Machine and I match up well, DWN sucks announcing with Dunton Hall. And, though you wouldn't know it unless you were in the ring with them, the Cali Dragons don't quite match up well together. A loss of 7 random points of prestige (points? prestige?) to the main and only title, as well, so far. /shrug I sadly became less popular...let me think of the wording. The acceleration of my popularity decreased, which is sad. You could say my jerkiness is negative, in fact. LOLOLOLOLOLOLbut seriously g'night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 24, 2012 Author Share Posted January 24, 2012 I just got Larry Vessey for $1,500/appearance. Well, yesterday. Also, I'm now at 67.5% fatigue. 60%, and we got Dean Daniels for $800. I hate this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted January 25, 2012 Author Share Posted January 25, 2012 52.5% 45.0% 37.5% Eidenhoek: What's this? http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/1/2315252327.jpg ... http://hot4money.com/wp-content//2009/12/WWE.Divas.Lingerie.Special.2006-Lita004.jpg Eidenhoek: Yep, one to watch. *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 Eidenhoek: Okay, Dunty, I got the solution to all our morale problems. Dunton: I highly doubt that to be an accurate assessment of the situation in which you find yourself. Eidenhoek: So's your mom. Anyway, here's the plan: instead of one promotion, one show, one month, here's how we do: one promotion, two brands, one show, one month. Dunton: Continue, since your ecstasy is unlikely to reach such a zenith in the future; indulge yourself. Eidenhoek: Everyone's on one brand, except me. I'm on the other brand. And since I'm gonna be in every show, just brand them up for me! No one cares if they don't be used, cuz I be the only one datz BANGIN M I RITE? http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/upload/2010/04/did_the_universe_start_from_a/High%20Five.jpeg Dunton: Notice how I still recognize you as a moron. Eidenhoek: At least I got me some- Dunton: No. No puns. No stupid sexual innuendo. Eidenhoek: http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/3411475186.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timber Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Shut down by the Man. It's no wonder that Hall doesn't understand that you carry this company on your back. No Respect. Sadly he's still Hall and will vaporize you with his eyes if you try anything. Heavy praise for the your mom comment that you got out. Fun stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 Dear diary: Today I got Akuma the Hawaiian Demon for $600/appearance. And some gnarly shrooms. Dear diary: You know why I like Mondays? SWF holds "SWF Uprising" on Mondays. I love that song. One day I'll make that ***** Eisen tap in the main event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 5, 2012 Author Share Posted February 5, 2012 http://www.kartoen.be/wp/2007/03/31/extreme-close-up-whoaaah/ http://www.kartoen.be/cartoons/happysad/boobs1.gif http://www.kartoen.be/cartoons/happysad/boobs2.gif http://www.kartoen.be/cartoons/happysad/boobs3.gif And then she was contracted for 15 months at $1,500. BEST. EMBEZZLEMENT. EVER. http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/09/4e7c89630e78b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/3814274241.jpg http://getmyphoto.net/pics/beer-sexy-twins-women-674.jpg Eidenhoek: I got this, Dunton. *ahem* http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/11/cbf0d512-cd9c-4fbc-a06d-bd32f2058c55.jpg ... http://i43.tinypic.com/2vj2afn.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 OSH LOOKING AT BOOBS DIDN'T NOTIC RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN Dunton: Uh... Eidenhoek: DON'T LOOK BACK JUST RUN YOU FOOL RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN Dunton: I'm going to see what you're running from. . . . http://168dragontrading.com/images/Mini%20Squishable%20T-Rex.jpg . http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/wolverin_facepalm.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayelek Posted February 9, 2012 Share Posted February 9, 2012 A. What The Fuuuuuuu- B. I Love This Diary Do Not Stop Evarrrr PS The board autocorrects caps lock but that was all caps so extra serious face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 14, 2012 Author Share Posted February 14, 2012 I've decided to do something of a rundown of the roster, since...well, whatever. 1. James Prudence is still our #1 Franchise Player. Heh. T-Rex gonna eat you, son. 2. Mikey James is second. Heh. Dragon having girl problems I feel bad for him son. I got 99 problems but LOSING AIN'T ONE MOTHER 3. Hell Monkey. Briefly considered letting him give my my first draw. Then I decided that was stupid. 4. Frankie Perez. I think we all know what the "P" in "P-Dawg" stands for. 5. Greg Gauge. Uh...WHERE THE **** IS T-REX? We have no Next Big Things. Aside from me. As for Hot Prospects? The only "prospect" mildly "hot" is that Ginkgo Biloba chick. Y'know, the one not related to Motty Kuroda? And honestly: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4Juxmqm7nrY/Ts-XwQaCM_I/AAAAAAAAAA0/B326gpY0nBk/s1600/japanese+tea2.jpg vs. http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/de/ml/tx/493e51bf41.jpg No contest. Seriously, twins always win. I'll show you a random twin picture: http://www.bostonterrierhub.com/images/twin-boston-puppies-21232584.jpg ...Not the kind of puppies I wanted, but still cute. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_w57WkSwU1M0/Rug3tNH8o2I/AAAAAAAAAGI/mYlblirC_6Y/s400/Platy+twins.JPG ... d'awwwwww :3 Oh, as for our hidden gems? Yeah, get this: http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/4315565037.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/4315570771.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/4315572217.jpg http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-cat-has-obvious-hat.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/4516180471.jpg http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/michael_scott/The-Office-gifs-the-office-14948948-240-196.gif We also got Burning EXILE. Or BURNING Exile. Whatever. $700. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 21, 2012 Author Share Posted February 21, 2012 TCW are now an International company. I'm so scared. (hint: I'm not scared) I also realized that I'm not at war with CZCW. That was quickly fixed. http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5105384017.jpg And now, the card: http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5105483637.jpg Dunton Hall thinks I might have padded the advance booking. I think he's a liar. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 Dear god the show's tonight WHERE ARE MY PANTS wait right here. Because I can't get black out drunk because fFOIJSD;OIJA;LKJA;SKJA;KL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918304660.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918322212.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918335523.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918342829.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918401646.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918462931.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5918573984.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919030125.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919035760.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919044845.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919053862.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919062354.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919071724.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919075852.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919085566.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919094358.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919102648.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919115299.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919130264.jpg http://img1.UploadScreenshot.com/images/main/2/5919140032.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted March 1, 2012 Share Posted March 1, 2012 Truly, Eidenhoek's mastery of selling cannot be exaggerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 So... Somehow we went from $1,209 in the black... to... -$2,670. ... And I'm 60.7% fatigued. Wait a second. I used...6 guys on the show! SIX GUYS DO NOT COST ME $8,000! In other news, "Jungle Jack" refused to sign with us. Great. So I'll give you the match card right now, Dunty, regardless of me signing or not signing Sayeed Ali (who I just signed): Greg Gauge vs. Eidenhoek Avatar in a 60 MINUTE IRONMAN CONTEST! Greg Gauge vs. Eidenhoek Avatar in a 60 MINUTE IRONMAN CONTEST REMATCH! Both are title matches. And I don't know what the name of the show is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Trask Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Remember the venue costs money too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidenhoek Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 Day by day we approach what must be our salvation. $5,000 is our sponsorship. To live, we must only use half of that. Dunton Hall costs us $2,000 as a Written contract. We have $1,500 in downside agreements. We are doomed. Our only chance is to fire James Prudence and T-Rex, by far the secondary stars of the promotion, and use Alan Gray as a referee, Honey Golightly as announcer, and Ron Greenhorn as my opponent. Even then, we will need a kind of road agent. I could have Davis Wayne Newton as agent and tertiary commentator, though that puts us $200 over budget. That will have to do. I am not firing anyone until I am certain such action is absolutely necessary, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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