NOTBPW: 2010 to Wed 1 2012

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Blonde Bombshell: 36. Iranian descent. Cum model. Wait wat. Not a good manager; under-60s popularity.

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Blood Raven: Must team with Raven Nightfall, because “Blood Nightfall” is a ****ing awesome team name. 75% mask prestige. Unsafe, but consistent. Decent all around.

 

Starting his career, Blood Raven did some crazy stuff in WLW and SOTBPW. 62/84 crazy. And PGHW and EX2010 popped up later; he had an 83 with SOTBPW. Yes, mixed up statements because I’m searching for that 84…there we go! WLW loss to Magnum Kobe.

 

61/82 for 2011. Ex2010 still had him, but switch PGHW for NOTBPW for our four-company glory. Had that 82 by revenging his loss to Kobe. At NOTBPW, 42 losses for 56/76. Buttload of battle royals.

 

2012 has a 1/15 win/loss, for ratings of 52/70. Nothing important.

 

Campeon de Menor in 2011 for MPWF, but that’s not with us. And again, 75% prestige. But otherwise nothing; safety means I don’t think he deserves to be pushed, really, and his 30 popularity reflects that.

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Bobby Thomas: One half of “Gurren Lagann” aka “The Specialists,” Bob Thomas was one of my favorite acquisitions from CGC (Johnson being another one, along with the DeColts. Spoilers) Great performance row, nice working stamina, but honestly, not too impressive other stats. Lucky on his pop cap not existing. Currently one of the most popular men in the company (tied for the top in Canada).

 

2010 shows Bobby’s talents while also showing that CGC is a waste. 67/81 is paltry compared to the epics that I am able to get out of him. That 81 was Alex & Ricky DeColt beating “The Street Team,” which is Thomas and Shooter Sean Deeley. Which, given that Bobby’s not the one in ELITE, is kinda odd.

 

Or it’s Alex & Ricky DeColt beating The Street Team. Which they did a *lot*, as I’m seeing. /shrug

 

2011 probably has a switch to us. I dunno, but it’s just a guess. Why?

He had about as many wins this year as matches last year, with half again losses. Also, he’s got an 81/99 split. ****. You.

 

CGC loses him to me by June, and his first match with us is a 72 win over Youth Energy. What? IT’S A NEW FEUD! Anyway, “Technical Angels of Stone,” which I assume is Dark Angel/Jeremy Stone, have a three-match series to get Bobby (and Nate) his first set of 90s. Well, 91/94/96, anyway. That came in June/July. That 99…98 over me and Dan Stone Jr (I think we have chemistry). There it is! 99 defeating Jack Avatar and John Maverick! And Bryan Holmes over Bobby Thomas to retain the Canadian Title…And Gurren Lagann beat Dark Maverick (Angel and John) Week 4 December.

 

2012? LOLOLOLOLOL 86/100. ****. YOU. ALL. Tag Title quad match vs. Dark Maverick, Bloodstone Tornado, and Steve DeColt/myself. I see plenty of 9Xs, by the way, so it’s not like I had to spam chemistry or anything. Him over me was a 96, for example, and I’m not going to run through the rest.

 

Bobby really isn’t that bad. When you say he’s “slightly worse” than Nate Johnson…the game makes it out like he’s not useful. Like he wouldn’t have a quite easy time with “getting out of his shadow”. Maybe that’s my preference talking, but he’s certainly good enough. Quick check shows Nate’s got some speaking ability (which is great, admittedly) and possibly some better performance, and potentially better top row. But as you’ve seen…Thomas is good enough. So **** off.

 

Titles? He’s 36 and he’ll go into the Hall. He’s a 2001 Graduate of the House of Stone (and he went to CGC why?) and #14 in 2011. Nowhere else does he rank, so that’s all me. Also, it tells you that 81/99 is only 14th in 2011. Fufufu. For titles? Right, that’s why I’m here. Titles: 6th CGC tag team with Shooter Sean Deeley, 5 runs with the NOTBPW tag team (they’re main event now) with Bobby Thomas. Including 12 defenses, 0 defenses, and their current run of 9. He was “carried” into the Hall by Nate, but seriously, he’s got a ****-ton of A* matches as the Hall sees it, and he certainly could be champion easily. I was going to do that “soon,” but after this review, I’m not sure if I would/will.

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Boo Smithson: 33-year-old from Australia. One of those non-talkers. Nice brawling and excellent technical skills, great stamina, some beautiful (though slightly lacking in psychology) performances, he’s got a chance in the next few years to be kinda non-charisma DeColt-ish. Or Diaz-ish in a completely, non-Raymond manner. More on that when we get to me and/or him, though.

 

3/0/8 record (w/d/l) for 2010, with 53/60 spread. Nothing…special.

 

60 LOSSES IN 2011 BYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! So many battle royals. He came over in 2011. So HA!

 

55/76 with 18 losses and one win in 2012. SO MANY BATTLE ROYALS ALSO LOLOLOL and his victory is…a 3v3.

 

What’s interesting is that his 2012 averages are exactly (close enough) his career average: 55/76.

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Brent Hill: The 42-year-old has hit time decline, but ************ (that’s with a lot of As, btw) he’s nice in the ring. Not terrible, but not usable, entertainment, and some sweet tech skills alongside a nice top row. Dunno why I made Acid Hill, and The Machines are 82 experience.

 

2010 was all TCW. 71/81, 22/2/13, nice run for an upper-midcarder.

 

2011 was all TCW. And that’s why he hasn’t hit the Hall yet (spoilers). 74/88 is ****ing sweet, though, and that 88 is a 3v3 loss.

 

2012 is all us after the first week of January. 19 wins and 23 losses overall, and 71/94 matches regardless of if we keep TCW or not. Had some good tag matches and/or 4v4 matches. Weird.

 

No movement to the Hall. Weird…is he new? Yes, he is new. Hi writing this before looking at matches or whatever.

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Bruce the Giant: 41, still semi-active, time decline for power and star quality (both are 99 now) and potentially others, I don’t care. Psychology is good, selling sucks, basics suck (eh…), he’s…he’s the monster heel.

 

In 2010, Bruce got 68/80 for his matches. All with USPW. Yayyyyy…

 

In 2011, Bruce got 64/88 with fewer matches than last year. Weird. Granted, if he’s with me, I probably vacationed him for awhile, but…right, so where was he? I stole him after week 1. That 88 was…Gurren Lagann beating Death Comes Knocking.

 

Death Comes Knocking. That’s Dread and Bruce the Giant. **** YEAR!!!1 2012 is 61/90; that 90 was Week 1 March, Gurren Lagann drawing with Dark Angels, Death Express Incorporated, and Death Comes Knocking. That’s…I think Dark Angel and Sam Keith, William Hayes and…huh. RAYMOND ****ING DIAZ I’M A MORON!

 

SPOILERS HE GOAN 2 DA HAWL. Had a short run with the USPW World title in late 2010.

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Bryan Holmes: Finally, got to this 41-year-old sum*****. Been waiting waaaaay too long. Also, fighting and teaming with Steve DeColt is awesome.

 

Let us begin: 2010 has a 75/91 split. That’s with PGHW, NOTBPW, and BHOTWG. He toured with those two, and…essentially toured with us. Week 3 June, WITH US MUAHAHAHA he hit his 91; Steve DeColt beat Jeremy Stone and Bryan Holmes. Or beating me to retain the title (beating me for it was an 89).

 

2011 is 82/100. Same as his overall scores. 100. BOOM! All North of the Border, almost 100 matches. That 100 was beating Jeremy Stone.

 

88/100 *****ES! 2012. 88 AVERAGE. 100 TOP. Boom. Though…well, if I’m thinking properly, he might be in the run for Wrestler of the Year 2012. Anyway, Week 1 February, 99 match victory with Steve against Shingekazu. Week 1 February, 100 rated loss against Johnny Bloodstone. Week 2 February, 99 rated loss to Troy Tornado, who retained the Canadian title. And many more fun times.

 

Obviously Hall of Immortals, duh. Great top row for such some fine performance skills. And…well, now’s a good time to start this. Three time NOTBPW Canadian Champion, in December 2010, October 2011-January 2012 (record 17 defenses), and March 2010. Ed Henson Memorial Tag Team Tournament Title with Dread in 2010. NOTBPW Unlimited Action Championship from January-July 2011 (meaning he won the tourney as champ). NOTBPW Young Lion Champion from August-November 2011 (meaning he was a dual champ with the Canadian title). The only title he has yet to hold is the regular (main event level, mind) tag team titles.

 

More than anyone, even myself, Bryan Holmes has done [almost] everything. Unlimited Action’s rare, and the fact that Bryan Holmes, of all people, won it, is indicative of my placing him as the second-most important man in the company (Steve DeColt is unquestionably #1). Holmes came into the company early, April 2010. At that point, he was the first “big” acquisition we had made. Granted, that was a good 10-20 popularity under the top tier, but better than anyone else. Took him the rest of the year to rise to his first championship, and he only held it for a couple weeks. Soon after, he got the Unlimited Action title. Why? Prestige. The belt was stuck in the mire of the undercard, and I needed a champion who I knew would bring it prestige. Enter Holmes. Holmes is easily capable of carrying anyone to something watchable, and if the guy has a bit of talent, the match will be excellent. That’s what I needed.

 

Same thing with the Young Lion title; he won the Canadian Championship after winning the Young Lion Title, indicating that he was not in the middle of a lull in his push. He got to the top, stayed near the top, and eventually lost to someone more deserving of a midcard title.

 

If I wanted to go all worked-shoot on everyone, Holmes and DeColt could have themselves a little feud (with chemistry ) on who really has built this company. Steve DeColt’s become the most popular man in the world and changed the company in a huge way; Holmes has been the backbone of quality matches and title reigns throughout the card. However…**** that idea.

 

Oh, by the way, he went from 42 in 2009 to 34 in 2010 to #11 in the world in 2011. So yes, even through the ebb and flow of his career titles, he's improved.

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Buddy Garner: Gotta love the Garns. Garnz? THE GONZO BEAN! W/e. His body’s done tore up, with only his arms safe from the wrath of yellow…body parts. He’s got fantastic Japanese popularity, but he’s been unable to convert in the States or Canada. Not a chain wrestler, but phenomenal technical skills, one tough SOB, decent selling, workable-as I’ve found-performance, nice stamina, nice star quality. And, and, he’s not in time decline. I see a future championship bid, especially if we show in Japan anytime soon.

 

Garner had an 80/87 7-win run November-December with PGHW in 2010. Came in earlier than expected, to be honest, but he did really well in the company. Too bad I stole him >______>

 

Bumping to 2011, 83/92 for his matches. Still with PGHW through the whole year? Wait…seriously? Wow, man. 92 was a 3v3 loss.

 

We got him mid April 2012. 72/95 split, and we’re the ones that screwed over his average. 95 was enough to move Hall progress, I think (Glory Crown counts? I dunno ._.) and…well, shoulda stayed in Japan.

 

9% Hall progress. Otherwise, no titles, aside from a mid-bid on the 2011 wrestler list. I have to push him. I took him from a fantastic environment to a meh environment for my own pleasure. Hell no. He gonna go far, dammit. At least have excellent matches, even if he doesn’t get championships (78 psych is a little low).

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Buff Martinez: 28-year-old Spanish. Nice. Decent enough all-rounder, but would be better as the top guy in a Regional company, by the looks of his non-growth statistically. Hot Stuff has 80 experience ?

 

2010 was his best year; 55/69 is his average now and for his career. Er…his spread. WHATEVER DAMMIT.

 

2011 is 56/67. Jumped with us in August.

 

50/64 in 2012. Woo. /don’tcare

 

Kept the 21st Century Tag Team Titles until June 2010. And…that’s it.

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Campeon Jr: 35 years old. Nice flying, and got some…okay performance. No selling movement in the past year, but we’ve had 2 points of psychology. So potential to be a player, but right now destined for the undercard.

 

During his 2010 stint with OLLIE, Campeon Jr hit 64/77. Nice for a Regional company. That 77 was a loss to El Leon when he retained their big title.

 

2011 was OLLIE again, aside from when he switched to MPWF in November. 56/64 is a downturn, and I gotta blame OLLIE for it. MPWF had him regular 60s; OLLIE just dropped him down the card.

 

2012 is 54/76, all us. Almost totally battle royals.

 

75% mask prestige and titles. Had a Trios title in early 2011 that had no defenses. Sadly.

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Canadian Dragon: 37 years, unsafe, a little bit of psychology growth, he’s…still not very good at all. He’d be okay in a smaller company, but way too many yellows for my liking. But no one else will have him, because I am a god.

 

To start, 52/79 for 2010. Buuuuuunch of Battle Royals. 79 was The Can-Am Blondes beating Acid and him. With someone useful, that probably would have hit mid-B.

 

2011 had 40/45, only four matches. He went to development in FCW.

 

2012 is 58/70, back with us. Not…really spectacular. Already closed the page, though I suppose it was another BATTLE ROYAL YAYYYYYYY.

 

70% mask prestige. No titles or movement or anything.

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Candy Floss: 30 years, a capable female. 61 psych and 69 selling are low points for performance, and really, she’s not good. At all. Really.

 

29/37 in 2010 with BSC. Lawl.

 

47/62 in 2011. Started in March with AAA, then also joined USPW in September, then got with us in November.

 

53/64 in 2012. Bleh.

 

BLEH. Not worth it; it’s a sad thing that she has to be considered one of the better American women. Because she’s terrible.

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Carl Batch: 34, 89/86/75 for entertainment and 76 psychology. If you had to spend money on non-wrestlers, he’s one of the best. That’s some fine skills for a smaller company, and entertainment is stellar anyway.

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Champagne Lover: 30 years old. Little older than I’d like, but eh. No problem. Two teams with El Heroe Mexicano (Tequila) and Burning Monkey (Burning Love). Chest and legs got some damage now. Very much over, probably the “upper midcard” that I’d consider in the States and a bit lower in Canada; we’ve dropped him from 100 overness in Mexico to 96 now. Gonna be a star. Good chemistry with El Critico; poor chemistry with Sam Keith.

 

Edit: Gonna be? He's fourth on the franchise list. Upper-80s in the USA, mid-70s in Canada, 96 in Mexico, and he's fourth? And the man he beat out is...god, this is ****ed up hard.

 

2010 was a land of extremes; Champagne Lover went North and South of the Border throughout the year, racking up a 67/88 match spread. That 88 was a Week 1 June match with us, Jeremy Stone over Dan Stone Jr, Jack Avatar, Johnny Bloodstone, and Champagne Lover. It seems like that’s his coming out party with us. Annnnnnd we did a terrible job of that, as afterward he didn’t do much worth with us. >_>

 

2011 was North, South, and a brief stint with WLW until we locked him in February. 64/88 match spread, which is slightly down, true, but where’d he get that 88…oh, btw, 64/88 is also him with us, and 50/88 was last year. So that’s cool. 88 was…Holmes over Champagne Lover.

 

2012 is 72/99. 99 was Stone Siblings over Lover and Holmes. Other stuff going on there with high 90s; that’s where the Hall stuff came from (spoilz).

 

As titles are concerned, the Campeon de Mundo title in SOTBPW he won in 2009 carried into 2010, and since that, he’s had a Tag Team title with me in 2011 (was in main event?) and that swiftly moved to a Young Lion title. 49% movement to the Hall; that’s 25% or so due to popularity, and maybe something from the title? Oh, wait, no, matches. Spoilers, he has a bunch of Hall A*s. And yes, I wrote this part before checking.

 

BUT NOT THIS! Well…these two sentences, but anyway…Oh, 8, 56, and 88 in wrestler of the year progression. Oops? Now, now I’ll go to matches. After a cursory look, given his matches, his lack of WOTY progress is indicative of everyone else moving up more quickly, rather than him falling.

 

Lover’s in a tough spot. He seems to have stopped at ~81.5 psychology, which kinda sucks, but the guy is so good and increasing in top row that he could easily be a Steve DeColt champion. And sexy. One to watch for the future, but I keep having him try to help El Heroe Mexicano and others. But looking at his popularity…no need for that now I think.

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Chance Fortune: 32 years old, 67 selling, some psych growth to 74, good entertainment, nice all around skills. Chance is another guy that I could slot into the upper midcard, a lesser title holder, with not much difficulty. Granted, I’d have to actually push him, which I am very wont to do, but…well, how many shows? If I kept him just to B-work until he was ready, I’d say around two months. Throw in some high-profile matches with guys like me, maybe a little faster.

 

2010 was all TCW, unsurprisingly, and his spread was 63/76. Not bad, considering he’s about their midcard, right? 76 was Chance over Acid in August.

 

2011 was 65/78, his best year, and again all with TCW. 78 was a loss to The New Wave with Harry Allen (teh ****?) as the Wave defended the titles.

 

2012…55/69. All us. A lot of battle royals, but a fair minority were actually just multi-man matches. That’s…something? It’s a point of data, yes.

 

He got his fourth TCW All Action title for one or two weeks at the end of January/beginning of February 2010. No Hall progression. I’ve never liked Chance, btw, so he doesn’t…have a chance. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Cherry Bomb: I’D LIKE TO BOMB HER CHERRY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. Where’s Joan Jett? I DON’T KNOWWWWWWWW

 

36, no physical abnormalities, (aside from two lumps on her chest that feel fleshy and, some would say, titillating) no popularity (for a woman, sure, but) GREAT consistency, great performance and entertainment (psych’s good for a woman), decent enough brawling/tech…she’s someone around whom I should have built the division. I don’t know when I got her, but she should be tangling with the guys and/or Strong to give the ladies something to cheer for. God **** it now I have “Let’s Hear It For The Boy” in my head. 78 appears to be her max psych, but a year ago she had a 76.

 

Oh, “I don’t know when I got her.” Right. Try JUNE 2010 YOU IDIOT! 52/67 match spread, and the 67 was a Dark Angel-won pre-show battle royal. At least I wanted her popularity to improve? She had 2 women’s matches (one was a Tamara McFly-won battle royal, but still…)

 

54/70 is the game for 2011. Again, I see a ****-ton of battle royals. The Natural won in her 70. SHE HAS 59 LOSSES AND ALL ARE BATTLE ROYALS. EVERY. ****ING. ONE. And multiple title shots in that period. BATTLE ROYALS. I HAVE AT LEAST 10 WOMEN BATTLE ROYALS. BATTLE ROYALS.

 

battleroyals

 

2012: 53/64, but at least she’s tussling with Alicia Strong a bit. Multiple 64s, all BATTLE ROYALS WOOOOOOO NAKED WOMEN JIGGLET**S! I hate my life.

 

No titles nor Hall progression. Probably should give her at least one reign with the Women’s championship. Or twenty.

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Chica de Partido: 32, sexy, dating the wrong Montero. Next. WAIT I COULD HAVE SENT HER TO DEVELOPMENT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Chief Two Eagles: So he’s flipping us the bird twice? 90 psychology is barely good enough to be a main roster road agent. Though he still should be training in development, come to think it…

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Chris Caulfield: Probably should be a heel; remember, this is Canada. He’s 38? Wait. Chris Caulfield is young? I thought he was mid-forties! Great guy backstage, arms are only part not damaged, 80s popularity in the USA (and nowhere else), great psychology, (and amusingly somewhat-poor other performance skills) not…really that good (performance aside, of course) in or out of the ring. He’s gotten over by…I dunno, Vibert lost a bet with Sam Strong on whether or not he could get with Alicia. Who would have been…okay, 21, that’s certainly legal. And for you guys (and extra-special ladies), here’s a picture: Alicia Strong, white t-shirt, sprayed with beer. Added bonus? BEER IS ****ING TERRIBLE AND GOD **** IT IT TASTES LIKE WINE TO ME. AND IS TERRIBLE. ****. BEER. FOREVER. **** BEER.

 

Yes, that was a ploy to make you think hardcore and crazy, like Caulfield. Yes. That’s right. 2010 was his banner year, a 66/80 spread with USPW. 80 was him and Justice beating Bruce and Baine.

 

Wait. Bruce. And Baine. Like Bruce Wayne and…Bane? TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

58/80 in his transition 2011 year; he got with us in March. 80 was a Bobby Thomas battle royal. Yep, Chris is in a lot of those, but at least he has some real matches. Shoulda given him the All Action title or something…

 

2012 is 59/78. The 78 is…let’s see. The Natural, “Love Japan”, Hidekazu, and Dark Angel over Caulfield, Tequila, and King…s of Washing? So that’s…Natural, William Hayes, ?, Hidekazu, Dark Angel over Caulfield, Champagne, Mexicano, Barry Kingman, and Washi Heat. ? =…Shingen Miyazaki? No, it’s Owen Love and Shingen Miyazaki; they have chemistry.

 

Oh, and another multi-man match, a 6-way.

 

No titles nor Hall movement. That’s odd; I’d like him to at least get halfway there or so. 100 popularity, a title win or two, maybe some big matches…he could do that. He deserves it.

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Cique Jr: 41-year-old Mexican Steve Flash. That’s all you need to know, and it’s a huge compliment. 80 psychology is his worst performance skill, he’s got decent, if unspectacular, other stats, consummate professional. He is Steve Flash in Mexico. Sadly he’s in time decline, though.

 

MPWF gives him 49/68 for his match spread in 2010. Not bad, for their size, for his low popularity. Not great, though, either.

 

2011 is 43/59. This is almost all MPWF, though with a tv show this year. Apparently they want Cique to remain down the card. SOTBPW gets him in December, and I grab him from them a bit later. Notably, his debut for us saw him working the pre- and post-show for NOTBPW Hammerstein III 6.

 

2012 is 57/76. Best year so far, though he’s in decline. Admittedly…we really need him for performance and stamina, so it’s not a huge downer. It’s all battle royals for him, Shooter Sean Deeley being the best.

 

He’s got two Trios titles since 2010, but no Hall movement. I’d like to have him active in one of the “divisions,” to give our guys some good performance. Probably shouldn’t be in the Hall, but I’d feel bad if he wasn’t.

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Citizen X: 32 years old, appears to now be capped on 70 psychology, still improving elsewhere.

 

50/60 in 2010, mostly working for MAW during that time. RIPW did pick him up on appearance, though, and that actually hurt him. Was having more solidarity in MAW, though both companies had low points. Three losses to Lassana Makutsi was the problem. So…cool that he got a shot, but they were horrible matches.

 

52/68 in 2011. PSW came to the party, but we flipped everyone off come August. Still managed to double his appearances from last year. All battle royals with us (68 was pre-show Owen Love).

 

55/69 in 2012. Mostly tag matches and battle royals (tag was the high point).

 

Had a brief “run” with the RIPW Tag Team Championship alongside Egocentric partner Ash Campbell. It was one week. No defenses (whereas I could have 3 defenses in a week, easily). Guy can talk, and in a smaller company, he’d be a great technical flyer ring general. But he sucks for us.

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Clark Alexander: HE’S 37! The hell? The guy should be, max, 32. What the ****! This is like Art Reed all over again! Exclamations!

 

Pretty cool guy, got a hot sister, doing fine in the States, CA Coolmaster…Ice Man C.A. is awesome. 82 psychology. And that’s recent improvement. 69 selling sucks, but…dude! 82 psychology! Carriable! Also, amusingly (given stat growth) in time decline. Odds are won’t see 90 stamina again.

 

His TCW contract ran out in March of 2010. Note that I didn’t get him on a Written contract; they just dropped him. Sad, too, considering he was shooting 60s. Overall he’s got 55/82 for the season. NYCW joined the party in June, and I see…RIPW in September. That 82 was Stone Jr over Clark early December.

 

2011 was all us, 55/76. 72 losses, no draws, one win. 76 was a pre-show Holmes battle royal; his victory was a tag victory, “American Hawaiian” over Daniels and Gauge. Who the **** is that? Wait, what? WHO THE **** IS AMERICAN HAWAIIAN?!

 

I have no idea; it won’t show up anywhere.

 

2012 is 54/76, 1 win 16 losses. Battle royals and multi-mans are his game.

 

No titles, no Hall. At all. That needs to change; kid’s got some nice tech skills, and at the very least he could All Action or…Unlimited Action, whatever-the-hell Actionizer title we got.

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Cliff King: A **** 25-year-old manager that won’t go to development. I should cut him. And also release him.

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Connie Morris: She’s 31, so she should be in her prime, right /smugface ? I must have had a show recently in the North West, as she’s not the last person to have a dip in popularity there…ah, right. 64 psychology sucks, though it might improve a bit, but DAT 96 CONSISTENCY! Granted, her on a good day isn’t exactly…”good,” but still, it’s pretty.

 

2010: INDEPENDENTS CLAPE CLAPE CLAPECLAPECLAPE

 

2011: Ah, this is nice. 5SSw took her on tour for awhile, handing out her high 71 loss to Fuyuko Higa, who retained her title. Match spread is 52/71, by the way, and we got her in late October.

 

2012: 51/64. Nothing worth seeing.

 

No titles. Kinda disappointing, but she’s not good enough for our “elite” division ._> <_.

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Craig Prince: 94 psychology. That’s nice. 42 years old, so that’s…good?