"The Bad Boys Of Pro Wrestling" We are ELITE

Jingo · December 21, 2012

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Jingo · December 21, 2012

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<strong>Promotion Name:</strong> ELITE Pro Wrestling</p><p> </p><p>

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Using the tagline "The Bad Boys Of Pro Wrestling", ELITE Pro Wrestling are a group who play heavily on their (self proclaimed) status as the most rebellious promotion of the modern era.</p><p> </p><p>

Based in Los Angeles, ELITE promote a hardcore product with an emphasis on blood, violence and hot girls. Unashamedly controversial, they take perverse delight in crossing the line of good taste and decency as often as possible.</p><p> </p><p>

ELITE have strong links to the LA porn scene (there are rumours that most of their investors are actually porn companies), and often flaunt that by having performers make cameos on their shows.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

Founded: January 2012</p><p>

Status: Active, Full-Time Schedule</p><p>

Owner: Currently Unknown</p><p>

Booker: Annie Hitchcock</p><p>

Size: Small</p><p>

Ranking: 28th</p><p>

Money: $1,000,000</p><p>

Location: South West (USA)</p><p>

Style: Los Angeles Hardcore</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Product;</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Match Ratio (Event): 70%</p><p>

Match Ratio (TV): 40%</p><p> </p><p>

Expected Match Lengths (Events);</p><p>

Minor: 6 mins</p><p>

Medium: 10 mins</p><p>

Main: 15 mins</p><p> </p><p>

Expected Match Lengths (TV);</p><p>

Minor: 5 mins</p><p>

Medium: 7 mins</p><p>

Main: 10 mins</p><p> </p><p>

Match Intensity: 60%</p><p>

Match Danger: 60%</p><p> </p><p>

Face/Heel Divide: No</p><p>

Womens Wrestling: Integrated</p><p>

T&A Levels: High</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Product Appeal;</span></strong></p><p>

Key Feature: Cult, Risque + Hardcore.</p><p>

Heavy: None.</p><p>

Medium: Comedy + Daredevil.</p><p>

Low: Traditional, Modern + Realism.</p><p>

Very Low: Mainstream.</p><p> </p><p>

This Definition...</p><p> </p><p>

</p><pre class="ipsCode">...will mean wrestlers are rated much more on popularity than performance.

...will mean that fans will expect all wrestlers to be packaged with a proper gimmick.

...will attract fans who will not respond well to one-dimensional gimmicks.

...will attract fans who expect gimmicks to be subtle and complex.

...will mean that fans will expect to have storylines to follow.

...will attract fans who respond well to high risk matches.

...will attract fans who will be put off by low risk matches.

...will prevent ELITE from getting Afternoon, Early Evening, Evening, Prime Time or Late Evening TV Slots on some networks.

...will prevent ELITE from getting TV slots on mainstream and sports specific networks.

...will make getting sponsorship extremely tough.

...will allow ELITE to not be rocked by wrestling industry changes.

...will mean the 'young lion' system will not be taken into account at any time.</pre><div></div><p>Trends (USA): No Effect.</p><p> </p><p>

Prestige: E-</p><p>

Momentum: C-</p><p>

Property of BOOTV</p><p>

Alliance: None.</p><p>

PPV: None.</p><p>

TV Shows: XXX Wrestling (1 hour on the BOOTV Network).</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Popularity;</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Mid South: F</p><p>

North West: F</p><p>

South West: E</p><p>

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Extras;</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Backstage Rating: 48%</p><p>

Drug Testing: Low Level (steroids, Hard Drugs and Soft Drugs)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

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<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Roster.</span></strong></span></p><p>

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Main Event;</span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Trailer Park Trash" Dazzling Dave Diamond</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 34 (6 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Any Damn Trailer Park he pleases.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Light Heavyweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: E</p><p> </p><p>

Dazzling Dave Diamond is a rough customer from Texas. A good ol' southern boy, he likes nothing more than to tear it up with fists flying everywhere. A naturally flamboyant personality, Dave may have come to wrestling late in life, but he intends to make every second count from now on. He got his first taste of regular work in 2007 when he was hired by New York City Wrestling, and within two years had won the NYCW Tri-State title and established himself as one of their fastest rising stars. Unfortunately Diamond and new NYCW owner Larry Vessey took an almost-instant dislike to each other and, after nearly two years of arguments and tension, Diamond quit the company.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Warzone" Sgt. Bubba Lee West</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 35 (17 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Fort Irwin, California.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Light Heavyweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: E</p><p> </p><p>

Sgt. Bubba Lee West was a former Army Ranger who began wrestling professionally shortly after leaving the armed forces. Super tough, and totally believable as a sadistic psycho, he makes a great heel.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Metal" Tank Bradley</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 35 (17 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Newark, New Jersey.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: E</p><p> </p><p>

The energetic brawler John "Tank" Bradley is best known for his work as one half of the tag team The New Jersey Devils alongside Alex Braun, a duo who had major success in DAVE where they were one of the most popular teams in the company. They headed to PSW after DAVE's demise, but split shortly after so that Braun could concentrate on his solo career. Tank floundered without his partner to cover for him, his in-ring flaws being badly explosed, and he eventually left the promotion in early 2012. Prior to The Devils, Bradley originally broke into the sport with Southern Championship Class Wrestling, where he worked under his real name and was a glorified enhancement talent; many feel that this was his natural level in the sport.</p><p> </p><p>

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Upper Midcard;</span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Hippy Klutz" Calamity Joan</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 30 (12 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Arcata, California.</p><p>

Style: Entertainer. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: E-</p><p> </p><p>

Calamity Joan is a former model, who worked for a short time as an entertainer \ wrestler for BSC. Her character was that of a loveable hippy klutz, but it failed to really catch on with the fans, and in November 2006 she was released from her contract.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Payback" Emma Bitch</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 26 (8 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Toronto, Ontario. Canada.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Lightweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

"Payback" Emma Bitch is a young brawler from Toronto, who looks to have a bright future in women's wrestling due to the fact that she already cuts great promos at a young age. Her in-ring skills, which are already pretty impressive, should improve as she matures too. She was originally trained in the NOTBPW youth system, particularly by Victoria Stone, and she made the transition to the main roster in 2006 at the age of 20. By 2008 she was women's champion of the promotion, but a failed drug test saw her bounced from NOTBPW in January 2009. She has yet to resurface since her disgrace.</p><p>

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"Super Bella Donna" Power Girl</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 29 (11 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: The last city of Krypton.</p><p>

Style: Entertainer. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: E</p><p> </p><p>

Power Girl, played by Ali Cameron, is a super hero character that first appeared in late 2006 in the Babes Of Sin City promotion. Although it lacked subtlety, the skin tight costume helped get her over pretty quickly. In real life, Cameron is a former dancer from the Seattle area, who just happened to be spotted by BSC head booker Marilyn Stardust. She quietly left BSC in November 2007.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:18px;">Midcard;</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"The Fugitive from Justice" Bonnie Clyde</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 25 (4 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Atlantic City, New Jersey.</p><p>

Style: Entertainer. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F-</p><p> </p><p>

"The Fugitive From Justice" Bonnie Clyde is an ex-stripper from Atlantic City, who is now trying to make some extra cash by entering the world of professional wrestling. She has some very basic training, to the extent that she isn't likely to kill anyone with a botched move, but her main asset is always likely to be her skimpy costume. She has also added a memorable section to her entrance, where she fires glitter from her gun into the crowd.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Mysterious Hooded Dude" Brimstone</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 24 (5 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Parts Unknown.</p><p>

Style: Psychopath. Size: Lightweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

The mysterious hooded wrestler Brimstone is a young guy who first came to attention working as an opening act for Pittsburgh Steel Wrestling. Apparently having been discovered on the local independent scene by Mitch Naess himself, Brimstone is a hardcore-style high flier, prone to taking big risks with his crazy dives. It is clear that he still requires a lot of work before he will be anything other than cannon fodder for other wrestlers, but there is a glimmer of potential there. Unfortunately for him, Brimstone was released by PSW in late 2008, having gained a reputation for legit injuring opponents with his wild moves.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Angry Butch" Corrine White</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 37 (19 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Winnipeg, Manitoba. Canada.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

Corrine White is a veteran women's wrestler, who has spent most of her career drifting around the Canadian independent circuit with her regular partner Viv Jacobs as The L. W. A. (Lesbians With Attitude). They've had very little success together, which may be down to people's prejudices or simply down to the fact that neither is a very good or entertaining wrestler. There has been talk recently that she may be ready to quit the business, tired of travelling and poor pay-offs.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Killer Clown" Magwitch</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 25 (2 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Wilmington, North Carolina.</p><p>

Style: Psychopath. Size: Heavyweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

Magwitch is a hardcore brawler from the east coast of America who runs a demented clown gimmick. He has been a regular on the independent circuit for a few years, with the one golden opportunity that he has had coming in 2012 when he was brought in to join the PSW roster - while his first match wasn't bad, he somehow managed to vomit on Alex Braun's shoes while backstage, thus ensuring that he was not brought back for a second appearance. Magwitch has recently bulked up to Heavyweight apparently asked to do so by ELITE management.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"The Violence" Viv Jacobs</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 33 (15 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Dallas, Texas.</p><p>

Style: Brawler. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

Viv "The Violence" Jacobs is a Texan wrestler who has since moved to Canada. If she has any fame, it's probably as one half of The L. W. A. (Lesbians With Attitude) alongside Corrine White, a team that has been together working the independent scene for many years without really breaking through anywhere. She created a very brief moment of controversy in 2003, when she publically said that the AAA promotion were black-balling them because they were lesbians, which was strongly denied by AAA.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:18px;">Lower Midcard;</span></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"Evil Clown" Bizarro</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

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Age: 23 (2 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Mazatlan, Mexico</p><p>

Style: Luchador. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F-</p><p> </p><p>

Bizarro is a luchadora who works a scary clown gimmick. She made her pro debut in 2010, and has thus far spent her career working on her skills and character on the independent circuit both in Mexico and Texas.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"White Trash" Mercy Diamond (Michaels)</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 22 (1 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Any Damn Trailer Park he Pleases.</p><p>

Style: Psychopath. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

Mercy Michaels is an old-school southern brawler, who likes nothing more than to mix it up in a wild arena-wide brawl. He is fast gaining a reputation for being willing to take great risks in matches, and is noted for being a spectacular bumper, especially taking painful dives off the apron to the floor. One thing that could hold him back is his look; usually dressed in jeans and regular boots, with greasy hair and a flabby torso, people's first reaction is to mistake him for a backyard worker. Recently Michaels has changed his name to Mercy Diamond and is playing the fictional cousin to Dazzling Dave Diamond in ELITE Pro Wrestling, where he has alsp bulked up to Middleweight to not look much smaller than his 'Cousin'</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"The Gremlin" Weird Waldo Odlaw</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 27 (9 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Savage Harbour, Prince Edward Island.</p><p>

Style: Psychopath. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

'Weird' Waldo Odlaw, who was formerly the masked hardcore fighter "The Gremlin", is a Canadian hardcore brawler who is noted for having nearly his entire body covered in tattoos. Willing to take plenty of insane bumps and showing no regard for his own health, Odlaw makes up for in heart what he lacks in talent.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:18px;">Opener;</span></span></p><p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:18px;">

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<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"The Woodstock Warrior" Bobbie Dylan</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

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Age: 22 (2 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Spiritually from Woodstock, New York.</p><p>

Style: Entertainer. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

"The Woodstock Warrior" Bobbie Dylan is a former exotic dancer from Las Vegas, who has now turned to professional wrestling (although that may be a misnomer, given that she has virtually no training at all). She plays a hippy character, and generally hopes that her revealing costume is enough to distract the audience from the fact that she has almost no ring skills at all.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">A Big Menacing Dude</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

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Age: 41 (23 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Calgary, Alberta. Canada.</p><p>

Style: Psychopath. Size: Big Heavyweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

"The Debt Collector" Murderous Mikey is a big heavyweight brawler from Calgary, who has a great "killer heel" look. A man of many identities - although to be absolutely fair none of them stretch his acting skills given that they are all essentially "a big menacing dude" - in the past he has worked as Mafia Mikey, Mikey The Fixer, Switchblade Mike, and the masked Canadian Executioner.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong><span style="font-size:14px;">Out-of-Ring Characters;</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"All-Star Director" Annie Hitchcock</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

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Age: 26 (8 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Hollywood, California.</p><p>

Style: Retired Wrestler. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

Annie Hitchcock is a former Las Vegas dancer who joined the Babes Of Sin City promotion in late 2006, playing the part of a movie director. Fortunately for her, she was cute enough to overcome such a lame gimmick, and became quite popular. Unlike many of her peers in the promotion, she already had some basic fighting skills, having had some training with the AAA promotion. In early 2007 Annie sustained a serious knee injury and retired from active competition. Remaining with the promotion though, she began working as a manager instead, using the director's chair prop that she had to hide the fact that she could barely walk. BSC's closure in 2012 marked the end of Hitchcock's pro wrestling career as far as anybody knows.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"The Vandell" Dale Kenney</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 43 (25 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Tulsa, Oklahoma.</p><p>

Style: Retired Wrestler/Referee. Size: Lightweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

Dale Kenney is a former wrestler from Oklahoma. From his debut in the early 1990s onward, he drifted around the independent scene under a variety of names, most notably as Randall The Vandal. With success proving elusive and his body starting to fail him, but wanting to stay in the business, he retired from active competition in late 2006 and reinvented himself as a referee, using his real name.</p><p> </p><p>

"<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Babe Next Door" Dharma Gregg</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 32 (6 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: New York, New York.</p><p>

Style: Manager/Personality. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

Dharma Gregg is a former stripper from New York who is known within the context of the wrestling industry for having been a mainstay of the Babes Of Sin City promotion, having worked for them from their very first show right through to their very last. She played the bubbly "Girl Next Door" and was one of the most popular girls on the roster, a fact backed up by the fact that she was a regular BSC Queen Of The Ring. Post-BSC, she appears to be trying to build a career as a manager on the independent circuit.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>Elegance</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 32 (14 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Detroit, Michigan.</p><p>

Style: Referee. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

Elegance was a former dancer in Detroit, who was a referee with BSC when it first began. She left shortly afterwards though, when it became clear that they had too many referees.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Fabulous" Frank Roberts</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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Age: 54 (34 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Miami, Florida.</p><p>

Style: Retired Wrestler/Road Agent. Size: Light Heavyweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: E-</p><p> </p><p>

"Fabulous" Frank Roberts was a journeyman wrestler in the 1980s, best known for his runs in Florida and Quebec. He never got a big run with a major promotion, but was respected as being a reliable worker and a top class bumper. Since retirement he has been working as a road agent, most notably for Pittsburgh Steel Wrestling for three years between 2007 and 2011.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Big H" Harvey Manners</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

</span></strong></p><p>

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Age: 47 (22 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: Brooklyn, New York.</p><p>

Style: Announcer. Size: Middleweight.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

"Big H" Harvey Manners is a play-by-play man from America, best known for his time as Rapid Pro Wrestling's main commentator during the infamous East Coast Wars. Since their demise, Manners has been an occasional guest for many smaller promotions in the Tri-State area, usually brought in to provide some extra gravitas for "big" events.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Hustler D</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size:12px;">

</span></strong></p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 40 (22 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: New York, New York.</p><p>

Style: Shock Jock. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

Hustler D is one half of the Crazy Midget Clown Klan (alongside Joker The Pimp), a shock-jock radio team who have become anti-establishment cult figures with their controversial late night show which is broadcast in the New York City area. They are well known for their foul-mouthed, racist, sexist, homophobic content, and so naturally are also both wrestling fans. It is said that they are actively looking to do colour commentary work for any promotion who'll risk having them on live TV.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">Joker the Pimp</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 38 (20 Year Pro) Gender: Male</p><p>

From: New York, New York.</p><p>

Style: Shock Jock. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

Joker The Pimp is one half of the Crazy Midget Clown Klan (with Hustler D), a shock-jock radio team who have become anti-establishment cult figures with their controversial late night show which is broadcast in the New York City area. They are well known for their foul-mouthed, racist, sexist, homophobic content, and so naturally are also both wrestling fans. It is said that they are actively looking to do colour commentary work for any promotion who'll risk having them on live TV.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"Sex Machine" Kali Fornia</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>

</strong></span></p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KaliFornia-1.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 30 (12 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Topeka, Kansas.</p><p>

Style: Personality. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: None.</p><p> </p><p>

"Sex Machine" Kali Fornia is a valet who works the Mid West region. She plays a porn star gimmick, based entirely on the fact that she bears a striking resemblance to famous real porn star Vikki Candi. In late 2007 she even went to the trouble of going blonde and dropping about 15lbs in weight, reflecting the image change that Candi had also recently gone through.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="font-size:12px;">"Hot Angelle" Krissy Angelle</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 27 (6 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Fresno, California.</p><p>

Style: Personality. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: E</p><p> </p><p>

Christine Allen is a former exotic dancer, originally from California, who was one of the original stars of the Babes Of Sin City promotion. Working under the name Charlize Angelle, her scorching looks, flirty charisma, and skin-tight flame red costume made her one of the icons that helped make the name of the company. Such was her impact that she actually started drawing interest from other wrestling organisations, and shockingly she became the first ever BSC alumni to be poached, when the respectable Pittsburgh Steel Wrestling came in and offered her a contract to be a manager for them. Changing her name to Krissy Angelle, she headed East, and has swapped in-ring action for ringside action as the manager of young star Nelson Callum.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>"Great Melons" Lady Melissa Diamond</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 38 (9 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Any damn Trailer Park She Pleases.</p><p>

Style: Former Porn Star. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F+</p><p> </p><p>

Lady Melissa is a former porn star (active: 1995-2002), then known as Melissa Melons, who has been working as a low-level valet on the independent circuit since 2003 as a way of earning extra cash to put her through college. Unfortunately for her she has not aged well, a fact no doubt made worse by her former drug habit, and she is now a bit of a sad sight.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"Pink Flower" Leela Shagwell</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ElizaBuckley.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 37 (10 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: San Diego, California.</p><p>

Style: Personality/Manager. Size: Very Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: F</p><p> </p><p>

Eliza Buckley, who sometimes works under the name Leela Shagwell, is a Californian manager who has been working for a variety of independent promotions in that area since 2002. She probably lacks the looks or microphone skills to ever be more than what she is, a low-rent indy valet.</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="font-size:12px;"><strong>"Slave Girl" Osiris</strong></span></p><p> </p><p>

<span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Osiris_jhd.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p>

Age: 33 (15 Year Pro) Gender: Female</p><p>

From: Jackson, Mississippi.</p><p>

Style: Manager. Size: Small.</p><p>

South West Pop: E-</p><p> </p><p>

Osiris is a former model, who has done a few shots as manager for various independent groups. She has yet to find regular work though.</p><p> </p><p>

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Jingo · December 21, 2012

<p></p><div style="text-align:center;"><p><strong><em>*December 1996*</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Hollyweird Grappling Company opens, with the backing of a Millionaire and Sam Strong and Rip Chord on the roster the "Modern Era" war began ...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><em>*January 1997*</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>

Phil Vibert takes over DaVE and the East Coast Wars are on ... </p><p> </p><p>

USPW and DaVE (the last surviving East Coast Regional Promotion) battle to become the third US promotion, while above them the HGC and SWF war wages on ...</p><p> </p><p>

Steve DeColt leaves his brothers and CGC joining NOTBPW and the hated Stones and the Canadian war begins ..</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><em>*October 2012*</em></strong></p><p><strong><em>

</em></strong></p><p>

USPW joined TCW and SWF as a big three and the war for US dominance waged on ...</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><em>*January 2013*</em></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The West Coast Wars are looking set to begin ...</p><p> </p><p>

Grimm SoCal Wrestling lead by High-Profile Rapper Brother Grimm having left IPW declares war on them stealing an handful of their talent for their debut roster ...</p><p> </p><p>

Meanwhile Nemesis over at IPW says "If you thought the East Coast War was brutal you haven't seen anything yet!"</p><p> </p><p>

...</p><p> </p><p>

And the war is on along the West Coast with GSW vs IPW .. Or is it ...</p><p> </p><p>

...</p><p> </p><p>

An advert begins airing on BOOTV ..</p><p> </p><p>

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Barbed wire boards, cage walls, 1,000s of thumbtacks covering a table top, blood dripping from the eye holes of a mask, a Bra and Panties hanging over the back of a chair and the camera slowly pans up a pair of female legs ...</p><p> </p><p>

... and the advertisement cuts to black and then ends with this logo ...</p><p> </p><p>

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TheEffect · December 21, 2012

<p>I love Jingo Dynasties!</p><p> </p><p>

YES!</p>

20LEgend · December 21, 2012

Looking forward to the roster you put together.

Chriswok · December 21, 2012

I'm not even sure how I missed the crazy midget clowns! Looking forward to read this one. Makes me wish we had a 3-way (WHEY-HAY!) diary going.

Zergon · December 21, 2012

You probably know this by now, but I will be following this one too. Really interesting to see what kind of roster you come up with. <img alt="

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Jingo · December 22, 2012

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="TheEffect" data-cite="TheEffect" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I love Jingo Dynasties!<p> </p><p> YES!</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="20LEgend" data-cite="20LEgend" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Looking forward to the roster you put together.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Chriswok" data-cite="Chriswok" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I'm not even sure how I missed the crazy midget clowns! Looking forward to read this one. Makes me wish we had a 3-way (WHEY-HAY!) diary going.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Zergon" data-cite="Zergon" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You probably know this by now, but I will be following this one too. Really interesting to see what kind of roster you come up with. </div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks guys, good to know i have a few interested already. The company info is now up and i'm in the process of doing a roster writeup. In other news i have already written up the first 3 shows which i think captures the essence of what the promotion is about ... But always remember the views of the characters do not match the views of myself the writer.</p>

michgcs · December 22, 2012

<p>While it's sad to see your two TEW2010 dynasties bite the dust... I can't wait for a new promotion to learn about from the Master of Weird <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

Looks like I had my dynasty moved over here just in time <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p>

Jingo · December 22, 2012

While it's sad to see your two TEW2010 dynasties bite the dust... I can't wait for a new promotion to learn about from the Master of Weird

Looks like I had my dynasty moved over here just in time

Thanks alot michgcs, "Master of Weird" i like it .. TEW10 just died for me as i was learning all the new features for TEW13, everytime i sat down to write something my mind just went blank ... Then as soon as TEW13 comes out i have too many ideas rattling around in my head again.

Eisen-verse · December 22, 2012

<p><strong>ELITE PRO WRESTLING!!! </strong><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

It's great to see someone actually running with these guys. They're so cult, so counter-culture, but such a great change-of-pace.</p><p> </p><p>

I'll be reading!</p>

Jingo · December 22, 2012

ELITE PRO WRESTLING!!!

It's great to see someone actually running with these guys. They're so cult, so counter-culture, but such a great change-of-pace.

I'll be reading!

I'm a big fan of your work Eisen-verse so it's great to have you on board. I re-read your short lived TEW10 ELITE Pro Wrestling dynasty a couple of days ago helped me to definately go ahead with this project, as i almost went elsewhere for my first TEW13 dynasty.

Jingo · December 24, 2012

Added in the Full starting Roster in the second post.

Jaded · December 24, 2012

Really cool roster - will definitely be reading this one!

Jingo · December 27, 2012

Really cool roster - will definitely be reading this one!

Thanks alot. Hopefully you'll enjoy .. This show ....

Jingo · December 27, 2012

<div id="divContentWrapper" style="font-size: 62.5%; line-height: normal; background-image: url('http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Newspaper2.jpg')";"><div style="width:950px;margin:0px auto;position:relative;"></div><div style="width: 700px; margin: 0px auto; background-color: rgb(85, 85, 85); padding: 0px 20px 20px; position: relative; overflow-y: auto; background-image: url("http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Newspaper.jpg");"> <div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE-2.jpg"></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE2.jpg"></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><em id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Show Name: XXX Wrestling TV;</span></em></strong><br id=""><strong id=""><em id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Held: Friday, week 1, January 2013.</span></em></strong><br id=""><strong id=""><em id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Location: The Snake Pit (South West)</span></em></strong><br id=""><strong id=""><em id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Attendance: 992</span></em></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Good evening folks and welcome to ELITE Pro Wrestling, well it's been awhile but 'Big H' is back on TV ... I will be your regular Play by Play Announcer and i am yet to find out who will be joining me in the booth ... Oh my god that music ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Music that can only be made if Carnival Music mated with the most profanity filled Rap music you have ever heard and out comes two very short clowns ...</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 48.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">My god thats the Crazy Clown Klan, Hustler D and Joker the Pimp .. What the hell are those guys doing here!?</span></div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="images/content/public/noimage.gif" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position:absolute; left:103px; top:8px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size:16px;line-height:normal;font-family:'Times New Roman';position:relative;background:#ffffff; margin:0 0 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius:0px; width:300px; height:auto;"><div id="">Type text here</div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 89px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well well we leave the mean streets of NYC to come here .. Pansyville USA, D i've already seen 7 fags since getting here in this city of vice .. And when i went to the toilet earlier i saw one of them .. Stood there in the toilet ... Plain as day ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">They call them toilet attendants Joker .. They are not all homos .. Well theres one good thing about this city my friend and that is the Hoes ... No job too big or ... Too small</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="images/content/public/noimage.gif" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look i told you it was cold, i'd just been in the shower ... Wait a second are we supposed to sit in that plastic cage!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I guess thats so we don't catch something from these dirty, skanky fans ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">Joker the Pimp is violently scratching at his groin ...</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Are you hitching again!? I told you to get that bitch checked out ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look if we are throwing our mistakes out there for everyone to hear .. Then for the record last month in bangkok i told you that bitch was a dude ... Hustler you did a dude!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">.. Enough about that .. Look this is a new start for us .. These L.A freaks are about to be taught a lesson in what real clowns are all about ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Yo L.A freaks are you guys here to see some wrestling!? ... I said are you guys here to see some wrestling!? .. You guys don't even know what wrestling is .. You see we have looked at the promotions you guys have got around here .. A bunch of sissies with their 'Tradition Updated' lead by a damn limey ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">.. Thats right, and don't forget that other place we went to .. That CWZ.. CXZ .. Coazstal Wrestling flippity floppity crock of shit ... What the heck were those guys supposed to be!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Damned overperforming acrobats thats what they were ... No it's time for some real wrestling here in the South West, US of A ... Infact let us tell you pampered pansies what wrestling is all about, Canivals .. Wrestling started in Canivals, wrestling is all about the freakshow element and we the Crazy Midget Clown Klan bring you the Twisted Carnival ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Out comes a couple more clowns and join the Crazy Midget Clown Klan in the ring shaking hands.</span></strong></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Magwitch.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Bizarro.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_e.jpg" alt="" height="50" width="50"></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 35px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well welcome back folks to ELITE Pro Wrestling and this is XXX Wrestling your Friday night delight ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 16px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second, Friday night delight!? Are you queer?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 40px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Come on Hustler what did we say ... Lets not go around calling folks queer .. He's a shirtlifter</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 16px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look i'm not gay ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 65px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Your not gonna' cry are you!? Ya damn pansie ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 40px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Come on Guys stop ya' flirting we've got some in-ring action about to start .. Now who the heck are these guys!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thats the Trailer Park Terrors, Dazzling Dave Diamond and Mercy Diamond with their cousin Lady Melissa Diamond</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second .. I thought i recognized her .. Thats Melissa Melons ex Porn Star Circa 1995-2002</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Hustler D folks .. Like rain man cept with porn stars!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Brimstone.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/f_.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Rules match;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Mercy Diamond vs Brimstone</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The match turned out to be a singles match with Dazzling Dave and Lady Melissa supposed to be just in Mercy's corner ...</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The match was fought under ELITE rules which turned out to be pretty much anything goes, Chairs, Tables, Ladders, Chains, Leather Straps, Trash Cans .. Oh and Thumbtacks.</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Lady Melissa lost her top (not lost more ... Took off to distract the referee) and into the ring came Dazzling Dave Chair in hand ..</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Brimstone ducks and Dazzling Dave waffles his own Cousin with the Steel .. Brimstone dropkicks Dazzling Dave and then hits the Ashes to Ashes (Swanton) off the top rope.</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* 1 .. 2 .. 3 Brimstone has earned the victory.</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Winner: Brimstone.</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 35px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">We are back from commercial and folks the Diamond Family have sorted out their problems and are now turning their attention to Brimstone ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">And it looks like the kid in the hood is cornered .. Well this should be fun ... Homo pass the popcorn ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 16px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I'm not..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 65px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Sounds like the lady doth protest too much ... Ouch, thats gonna leave a mark Dazzling Dave Diamond just waffled that Hoodie Kid with that Iron Bar ... Smash him for me Dave ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><strong id="">Dazzling Dave Diamond, Mercy Diamond and Lady Melissa (who is jumping and screaming in delight like a cheerleader as her cousins proceed to destroy Brimstone (all the while Lady Melissa is still down to her bra) ...</strong><br id=""><br id=""><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second who the hell...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Out charges 3 figures in hoods all with baseball bats wrapped in barbed wire and they swing them at the Diamond cousins saving Brimstone and Dave, Melissa and Mercy leave the ring area shouting at the hooded guys that they will get what their friend got ...</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">Off come the hoods and the Diamonds all stare open mouthed at the ring ...</strong><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SisterBethMercy_Self3.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/NurseHopeDaye.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/RoxyKitten.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second .. They're hoes ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 65px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">So i got a joke for you guys .. A Nun, a Nurse and a Rock Chick chase a white trash family out of the ring ... Wheres the punchline ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">Sister Beth Mercy, Nurse Hope Day and Roxy Kitten are dancing for the ELITE fans showing as much skin as they can get away with.</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_dminus.jpg" alt="" height="50" width="50"></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><em id=""><span style="font-size: 35px;"><strong id="">*Commercial Break*</strong></span></em></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well folks i'm hearing it's about time for my favorite part of the night .. A foam party ... Look at them, the ring monkeys are filling the place with foam and in a few the hoes are gonna' come on out and fight in there ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Folks me and Joker are gonna steam up this box a little .. You'll just have to listen to Big Homo for this match ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I'm not... Never mind</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BonnieClyde.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/EmmaBitch_Self1.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"> <div style="margin-top:19px;"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/CalamityJoan_alt.jpg" alt="Participant 3" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BobbieDylan.jpg" alt="Participant 4" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:70px;" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"> <div style="position:absolute;left:425px;top:225px;"> <img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e-.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"> </div></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"> <div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Foam Party match;</strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* For those interested in the real details Bonnie Clyde was sporting a cute little black and red number with little guns sewn into it, nice hey!? Emma Bitch sported a black pvc number with studs while the Hippies sported matching pink flowery numbers.</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Referee Dale Kenney seemed to be having the time of his life so much so that he almost forgot to count the pinfalls once or twice ..</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* But once Emma Bitch hit the Payback (Inverted DDT) on Calamity Joan a 3 count was inevitable even with the tricky puchase from the slippery skin due to the foam.</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Winners: Emma Bitch + Bonnie Clyde.</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 35px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well folks while my clown friends here regain their composure we'll take a look at a specialy prepared video package ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second your friends!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 65px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second are you trying to queer us up!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">A video package starts at a Military base a Sgt with his back to the camera is putting some new recruits through their paces .. Alot of shouting and berating them. The Sgt is later shown training in a gym hitting some pads, putting on boots and wrisp straps before turning around and adjusting his cap<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id="">"Maggots my name is Sgt. Bubba Lee West and you pukes better man-up because i'm coming to ELITE Pro Wrestling and i'm going to bring a warzone with me!"</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">The video then cuts to a run down looking neighbourhood and pans to and into a battered looking gym where heavy metal music is blaring out and a guy hits a few pads before sitting down and cracking open a beer and he turns to the camera strokes his beard<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id="">".. The Sarge is bringing a war to ELITE .. Well i'm bringing the Metal .. And i'll show that Sadistic s.o.b why they call me Tank!"</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_e.jpg" alt="" height="50" width="50"></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well this should be a great main event i for one am looking forward to seeing Tank Bradley and Sgt. Bubba Lee West get it on ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I bet you are ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 65px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look can we dispense with the gay jokes now?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 40px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Gay jokes!? Joker only agreed with you ... You getting paranoid Big H!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 40px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well i'll be proffesional even if Big H isn't .. Here comes the competitors and.. Wait a second is that Tank guy going to an S&M party!? Look at all his piercings .. I wonder if he has his...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">..Oh you do!? Maybe i had it wrong maybe your the Homo!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 35px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">We come back from commercial and the guys seem to of ddcided that none of them are homos and it's time for the action.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e!.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Main Event - ELITE Rules match;</strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Sgt. Bubba Lee West vs Tank Bradley</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">* Under ELITE rules the fighters were free to use Tables, Ladders, Barbed Wire, Thumbtacks a Pole was set up on one corner with a studded belt and Army Hard Hat tied to it that came into play.</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">* Both men spilt blood for the chance to be the first Main Event winner in ELITE in this Open Match.</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">* The end came when the Sarge had Tank up on a corner tryiong to suple him into the ring but .. Tank battled back and refused to be budged and ended up suplexing the Sarge the other way and through a Barbed Wire Table!</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong id="">* The nights Holy Shit moment and Tank Bradley drapes his arms over Sgt. Bubba 1 .. 2 .. 3!</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Winner: Tank Bradley.</strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thats all we have time for folks remember to catch the 'Bad boys of Pro Wrestling' next weeks same time same channel!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 48px;"><strong id="">Overall Show Rating;</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_eplus.jpg" alt=""></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div>

BYU 14 · December 27, 2012

Cool layout Jingo, powerpoint?

Jingo · December 27, 2012

Cool layout Jingo, powerpoint?

It's actually Crayon's brilliant little dynasty helper that can be found here

TheEffect · December 27, 2012

Loved it!

Background was a bit hard to read in places but hey! Beggars can't be chose.

Jingo · December 27, 2012

Loved it!

Background was a bit hard to read in places but hey! Beggars can't be chose.

I'm not completely sold on the background myself, i think i'll try something else for show 2. Glad you enjoyed it, i didn't want to go too far with the Crazy Midget Clown Klan hopefully they went just far enough ...

TheEffect · December 27, 2012

Amp it up, who gives a crap.

It's your dynasty.

michgcs · December 29, 2012

Didn't get the chance to comment until now-- nice to see some fresh faces, although Sister Beth and Power Girl--? Sticking with the (affordable?) favorites, I see

And homophobic clowns? No way THAT doesn't go over with the crowd

Irish Wolf · December 29, 2012

Catching up on diaries after my christas break. Good stuff so far man.

pennyone · December 29, 2012

that was so naughty , so offensive, so amazing, I hope this dynasty never ends.

Jingo · December 29, 2012

Amp it up, who gives a crap.

It's your dynasty.

Instructions received and understood ...

Didn't get the chance to comment until now-- nice to see some fresh faces, although Sister Beth and Power Girl--? Sticking with the (affordable?) favorites, I see

And homophobic clowns? No way THAT doesn't go over with the crowd

What can i say, i like who i like ... And who doesn't want to see stripper Nuns and Super Heroes? Oh and of course who could forget Homophobic Clowns, every wrestling fans dream Commentators right!?

Catching up on diaries after my christas break. Good stuff so far man.

Thankyou kindly.

that was so naughty , so offensive, so amazing, I hope this dynasty never ends.

Well what can i say "The Bad Boys (and Girls) of Pro Wrestling" should be naughty, offensive and amazing .. Glad i pulled it off ... Now if you thought episode 1 was Naughty how can i top it in Episode 2!? ... How about Mud Wrestling Lesbians!? And Double ended adult toys as weapons ...

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE-2.jpg

I wasn't too sure about doing a prediction contest for the TV shows (since they will only have 3 matches - But i guess i can fit in some additional questions and Dark Matches, so here goes.

XXX Wrestling, Episode II: Tank's on Death Row!

Mud Wrestling match;

The L.W.A (Connie White + Viv Jacobs) vs Emma Bitch + Bonnie Clyde

Twisted Carnival (Bizarro + Magwitch) vs Power Girl + Weird Waldo Odlaw

??? + ??? vs Tank Bradley + ???

Post Show Dark Match;

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs Annie Hitchcocks Leading Man

Additional Questions,

1) Who faces Tank Bradley in the main event (2 guys, can you find the clue?)

2) Which former DaVE wrestler does Tank get to team with him in the nights Main Event?

3) The ELITE General Manager is revealed on this night ... Who do you think it will be? (Hint: they are listed on the above roster).

4) Who does Sgt. Bubba Lee West take under his wing as a protege?

5) Annie Hitchcock introduces us to her leading man (a former big 3 "Star") who do you think it could be?

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