"The Bad Boys Of Pro Wrestling" We are ELITE

Jingo · January 6, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="pennyone" data-cite="pennyone" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>this shows are awesome, im looking forward to where you are going with Clark Alexander, and the more offensive the content the happier i am.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kanegan" data-cite="kanegan" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Great shows Jingo. The stories are progressing very well.</div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Thanks guys, glad people are enjoying things.</p><p> </p><p> </p><div style="text-align:center;"><span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE-2.jpg</span><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Lady Melissa Late.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> The Word from the dirtsheets is that Lady Melissa turned up very late to the last ELITE Pro Wrestling show. She was given a stern warning and was said to of promised to try to make it on time in future.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE-2.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Additional Questions;</span></p><p> </p><p> 1) Which Award winning Music Journalist and former TCW Gothic Manager hosts the Bikini Contest? It was of course <strong>Karen Kallovski</strong> AKA Karen Killer.</p><p> </p><p> 2) In their new job as cleaners who does Elegance and Dale Kenney discover 'getting it on' in the toilets? My very sick mind decided it was the <strong>L.W.A</strong> getting it on (thanks for that BHK <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />)</p><p> </p><p> 3) With Elegance getting a Bikini contest role and cleaning what second job does Dale Kenney pull? He got to be the <strong>backstage interviewer</strong>/Mic holding guy for Clark Alexander.</p><p> </p><p> 4) In backstage news who turned up very late to the show? <strong>Lady Melissa</strong>.</p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:14px;"><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Prediction Results;</span></strong></span></p><p> </p><p> Boltinho, - 6/8</p><p> BHK1978, - 5/8</p><p> MichiganHero, - 5/8</p><p> Zergon, - 4.5/8 (.5 for the Punchbag pick he got to be that aswell).</p><p> Kitarzu, - 4/8</p><p> michgcs, - 3/8</p><p> TheEffect, - 3/8</p><p> Apupunchau@optonline, - 1/4 - How things change.</p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Totals;</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> </span></strong></p><p> Boltinho, - 8/17</p><p> MichiganHero, - 6/17</p><p> Zergon, - 5.5/17</p><p> BHK1978, - 5/17</p><p> TheEffect, - 5/17</p><p> Apupunchau@optonline, - 4/8</p><p> Kitarzu, - 4/8</p><p> michgcs, - 3/17</p><p> Occasional_Z, - 0/9</p><p> </p><p> <span>http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE-2.jpg</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size:18px;"><strong>ELITE Wild and Wicked</strong></span></p><p> </p><p> ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p> Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley</p><p> Dazzling Dave Diamond vs The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p> Magwitch vs Mercy Diamond</p><p> </p><p> Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p> 3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p> Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p> Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p> Clark Alexander/Tank Bradley vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p> <span style="text-decoration:underline;">Additional Questions;</span></p><p><span style="text-decoration:underline;"> </span></p><p> 1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it?</p><p> </p><p> 2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it?</p><p> </p><p> 3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week?</p><p> </p></div><p></p><p></p>

TheEffect · January 6, 2013

<p><strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p> Dazzling Dave Diamond vs <strong>The Darkness Warrior</strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong>Magwitch</strong> vs Mercy Diamond</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Death Row</strong> (Shady K + Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p> 3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p> Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs <strong>The L.W.A</strong> (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p> Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p> <strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p> Additional Questions;</p><p> 1) Bonnie Clyde</p><p> 2) Blonde Bombshell</p><p> 3) Dazzling Dave Diamond</p><p> </p><p> </p><blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35105" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><p> Still loving it.</p><p> </p></div></blockquote>

Irish Wolf · January 6, 2013

ELITE Wild and Wicked

ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;

Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs The Darkness Warrior

Magwitch vs Mercy Diamond

Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;

Clark Alexander/Tank Bradley vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior

Kitarzu · January 6, 2013

<p>ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dazzling Dave Diamond</strong> vs The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Magwitch</strong> vs Mercy Diamond</p><p>

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Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles)</strong> vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p>

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p>

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs <strong>The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White)</strong> vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p>

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong>/Tank Bradley vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

Additional Questions;</p><p> </p><p>

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it? <strong>Brimstone</strong></p><p> </p><p>

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it? <strong>Elegance</strong></p><p> </p><p>

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week? <strong>Dale Kenney</strong></p>

smwilliams · January 7, 2013

<p>ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p>

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs <strong>The Darkness Warrior</strong></p><p> </p><p>

Magwitch vs <strong>Mercy Diamond</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles)</strong> vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p>

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p>

<strong>Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch</strong> vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p>

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong>/Tank Bradley vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

Additional Questions;</p><p> </p><p>

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it?</p><p>

<strong>Brimstone</strong></p><p> </p><p>

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it?</p><p>

<strong>Emma Bitch</strong></p><p> </p><p>

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week?</p><p>

Zergon · January 7, 2013

ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;

Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley

Alexander looks like the best guy you have and though I would usually go with Tank getting one back after losing last time, I have Warrior advance in the second match and I think that Clark is more likely opponent to him than Tank.

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs The Darkness Warrior

Triple D has less overness and he is the only guy in this tournament who haven´t been anywhere close to main event match so far.

Magwitch vs Mercy Diamond

Personal preference.

Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone

Real tag team with experince from big promotion should go over random pair of guys who don´t have much in-ring skills at all.

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)

Just because no-one wants to see L.W.A with just their bra and panties

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;

Clark Alexander vs The Darkness Warrior

Like I said, Alexander is the most talented one from these four so you might as well put the title on him.

Additional Questions;

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it?

Weird Waldo Odlaw

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it?

Krissy Angelle

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week?

Lady Melissa Diamond

BHK1978 · January 7, 2013

<p>ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p> </p><p>

Having just started an Indy promotion of my own with these two guys in it, I know that Clark has more talent so I have to go with Clark.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Dazzling Dave Diamond </strong>vs The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Magwitch</strong> vs Mercy Diamond</p><p> </p><p>

I have to go with Magwitch because that is one awesome render.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles)</strong> vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p>

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p>

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs <strong>The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White)</strong> vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p>

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong>/Tank Bradley vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

Additional Questions;</p><p> </p><p>

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it?</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Brimstone</strong></p><p> </p><p>

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it?</p><p> </p><p>

Would love it if it was a member of LAW, maybe him thinking he could convert on of them but I will go with a safer pick...<strong>Bobbie Dylan</strong></p><p> </p><p>

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week? <strong>Harv</strong></p>

Boltinho · January 7, 2013

<p>ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p>

<strong>Dazzling Dave Diamond</strong> vs The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Magwitch</strong> vs Mercy Diamond</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles)</strong> vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p> </p><p>

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p>

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs <strong>The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White)</strong> vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p> </p><p>

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Dazzling Dave Diamond</p><p> </p><p>

Additional Questions;</p><p> </p><p>

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it?</p><p>

Magwitch</p><p> </p><p>

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it?</p><p>

Melissa Melons</p><p> </p><p>

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week?</p><p>

<strong>Big Menacing Dude</strong></p>

michgcs · January 7, 2013

<p>I don't like scoring this low <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

ELITE Wild and Wicked</p><p> </p><p>

ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander</strong> vs Tank Bradley</p><p>

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs <strong>The Darkness Warrior</strong></p><p>

<em>I like Zergon's reasoning... I'd like an Alexander-Tank draw, but I predicted that and it didn't happen, did it? </em><img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/rolleyes.png.4b097f4fbbe99ce5bcd5efbc1b773ed6.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Magwitch</strong> vs Mercy Diamond</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles)</strong> vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</p><p>

<em>No question on these two matches, right?</em></p><p> </p><p>

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;</p><p>

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs <strong>The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White)</strong> vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)</p><p>

<em>The LWA wanna seem them Bras and Panties, and that's what we're all gonna get, dammit!</em></p><p> </p><p>

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</p><p>

<strong>Clark Alexander/Tank Bradley</strong> vs Dazzling Dave Diamond/The Darkness Warrior</p><p> </p><p>

Additional Questions;</p><p> </p><p>

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it? <strong>Waldo Oddlaw, who's oddly not so weird anymore</strong></p><p> </p><p>

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it? <strong>Big Homo, I mean, Big Harvey</strong> BY ACCIDENT!</p><p> </p><p>

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week? <strong>Big Menacing Dude</strong></p>

Big Roguey · January 7, 2013

ELITE Wild and Wicked

ELITE World Heavyweight Title Tournament Semi Finals;

Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley

Dazzling Dave Diamond vs The Darkness Warrior

Magwitch vs Mercy Diamond

Death Row (Shady K + Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone

3 Way Bra and Panties Elimination match;

Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Calamity Joan + Bobbie Dylan)

Ladder match for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;

Clark Alexander vs The Darkness Warrior

Additional Questions;

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it? Brimstone

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it? Bizarro

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week? The entire commentary team!

Jingo · January 9, 2013

<div id="divContentWrapper" style="font-size: 62.5%; line-height: normal; background-image: url('http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/Grunge1.jpg')";"><div style="width:950px;margin:0px auto;position:relative;"></div><div style="width: 700px; margin: 0px auto; background-color: rgb(171, 158, 171); padding: 0px 20px 20px; position: relative; overflow-y: auto; background-image: none;"> <div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE2.jpg"></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Show Name: ELITE Wild and Wicked;</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Held: Monday, week 4, January 2013.</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Location: The Snake Pit (South West)</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Attendance: 1,000</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Good evening tonight ELITE Pro Wrestling will crown it's first ELITE Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion ... But we are yet to discover who the challengers for the Title will be ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Or ... Maybe she will just be handing the Title to the best wrestler here in ELITE 'The Killer Clown' Magwitch!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Or maybe she'll just have the belt herself ... I wouldn't mind rolling around in some mud to fight her for it ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Backstage in the General Managers office The Darkness Warrior, Tank Bradley, Dazzling Dave Diamond and Clark Alexander are all arguing over who should be fighting for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title, when in walks the General Manager Dharma Gregg!<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TheDarknessWarrior_alt1jt.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DharmaGregg-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">So you four .. Men think you are good enough to be the first ELITE World Heavyweight Champion ... Well i was hping we would have someone show innitiative and throw their names in the hat ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look little honey, how about you do the right thing and put me in the match for the strap .. My time is right now Dharma, you know it, these ELITE fans know it .. And best of all this little punk Clark Alexander knows i'd kick his ass if you make that match one more time ... I kno0w i can beat this pretty boy!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look Dharma .. Sweetcheeks lets be serious now shall we .. It's nice to have a few .. Lets call them .. Not washed up hasbeens .. No, Veterans. It's nice to have them around but honey don't put them in a match with someone in the prime of their lifes .. An Alpha Male like me ... Just hand me the belt, i'll do you proud and kick whomever 'i' decide to faces ass!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look hoe, i think we all know a woman should never be in charge of an important decision like this but .. Here we are. Do the right thing now bitch and just make me the Champ and i'll make this difficult decision for you ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">The Darkness Warrior drops his hood and stares around the room smirking at the other guys ..<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TheDarknessWarrior_alt2jt.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DharmaGregg-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Nothing to say Darkness Warrior!? Well it's great to hear you all mutter utter shit but i'd already decided you four would get this shot .. We'll have Dazzling Dave Diamond versus The Darkness Warrior and up first in oh about 2 minutes we'll have ... Clark Alexander versus ... Tank Bradley!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e!.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Tounament Semi Final for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Another open match between these two but this time there was no Big Menacing Dude around and Tank took the advantage ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KaliFornia-1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Kali Fornia is at ringside wearing as little clothing as she could get away with .. No complaints from anyone though, especially the Crazy Clown Klan.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Kali Fornia opens up her tinie tiny top and reveals her .. Ahem .. Assets to Tank Bradley leaving the distracted Punk to get blindsided by Clark Alexander with a Steel Chair wrapped in Barbed Wire.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Clark Alexander then rolled up Tank Bradley for the 3 count and he again steals a way into the Tournament final.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: Clark Alexander.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Backstage the 'Hot Angel' Krissy Angelle is still looking angry stomping around and throwing things as she shouts about losing a Bikini contest on a TV show ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">In walks Sgt. Buddy Lee West.<br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Soldier what the heck is all this bellyaching!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wha...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">You will answer any question with Sir and end them with Sir ... Now try again and think about your reply Private!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Erm .. Sir .. I am hot right!? ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">The Sgt just stares at Krissy Angelle looking angrier by the second ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Sir .. Sorry Sir...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Suddenly Krissy Angelle smiles, a sly little grin spreading accross her face. She seems to of had an idea ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self2.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Sir, i think i may need to get myself a sexy little army outift if you are to train me .. Sir!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Come along soldier, lets get you in uniform!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_c.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">My broadcast colleagues are just having a real good think about Krissy in Sexy Military flacks .. But what does Krissy have planned, she really seemed to of had some sort of idea spring in that pretty little head of hers ... I just can't see her in the Military somehow </span>...</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">What!? Come on ever since she mentioned it i can't think of anything but her getting into a Military outfit ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thats funny, i can't think of anything but getting her out of a Military costume ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TheDarknessWarrior_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e_.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Tounament Semi Final for the ELITE World Heavyweight Title;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Dazzling Dave Diamond vs The Darkness Warrior</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Straps, Barbed Wire, Ladders, Steel Chairs and Ladders were all used in this violent match. </span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Both men looked to be in danger of passing out due to blood loss and the Dazzling Driver almost put an end to The Darkness Warriors dremas of becoming the ELITE World Heavyweight Champion...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* After The Darkness Warrior had somehow kicked out after the Dazzling Driver he hits the Demonic DDT and Dazzling Dave stays down for the 3 count.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: The Darkness Warrior.</span></strong></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Lady Melissa Diamond is screaming at the referee that her cousin kicked out on 2 ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Suddenly out from behind the perspex screen is Hustler D and he heads to the ring followed closely by Joker the Pimp who has a mic.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Hey Melissa Melons me and Hustler spent all last weekend watching a marathon of your movies ... And i tells ya' my wrist was aching so hard after that session ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Hustler D leans in to his buddy after he had just been looking up Melissa's skirt.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Melissa ever since i was a young clown i have wanted to get real deep inside your ... Or at least get a real good look at those famous Melons of yours ... So what do you say skank, you up for some Midget action and let me tell you not everything about me is small ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Get away from me you discusting little freak ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id="">Out to the ring comes Melissa's other cousin Mercy Diamond and he stares hard at the Midget Clown Klan who slowly back away as out charges their friend and fellow Twisted Carnival member Magwitch.<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Magwitch.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_dminus.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Magwitch.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/f_.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Rules match;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Mercy Diamond vs Magwitch</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/PeeWeeGermaine.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Magwitch puked all over Pee-Wee Germaine and managed to anger Melissa more by getting a little splashback on her ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The fight goes on in the ring while all the while Melissa is trying to clean the puke splashes off her best checked shirt ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Eventually Melissa takes off her shirt and Magwitch gets himself a real eyeful (well we all do but he gets up close and personal).</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Mercy DDT's the distracted Magwitch right onto a Steel Chair when out charged Bizarro and hits Mercy Diamond with the Stum Puller (Pulling DDT).</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Magwitch drapes his arms over Mercy Diamond and gets the 3 count.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: Magwitch.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well Magwitch continus to puke his way to victory ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Harvey, you are an idiot ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 65px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Shittin Homo is what he is ... Magwitch is a clown who should be in the ELITE Title tournament not facing some dirty stinkin' redneck who bangs his own cousin ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Look just because she wasn't interested in you doesn't mean she is...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">He doesn't mean Melissa .. Clearly Mercy and Dazzling Dave are banging each other .. I mean Dazzling Dave!? What a homo name.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Yeah, and anyway Melissa is warming to me .. I'm clearly going to be banging her by the end of the month!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well guys things are about to pick up .. Here comes a couple of tough ladies ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Out onto the stage comes Emma Bitch and Bonnie Clyde. Bonnie Clyde has her glitter cannon and shoots into the crowd...<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BonnieClyde.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I love it when she shoots her load like that ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">You reckon i could get her to shoot her load over me!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Guys please</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/EmmaBitch_Self1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Episode 1 we beat The Hippies .. Episode 2 we are robbed by a couple of bucth lezzas ... Episode 3, we are ignored. Well ELITE fans you are looking at the baddest tag team not just in ELITE but in Pro Wrestling period! This woman right here is a fugitive from justice, a real bad ass a woman who could kick the asses of both of the Death Row guys .. And has for me, well i'm a bitch a real nasty bitch i will fight anyone inside .. Or outisde that wrestling ring, male, female, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender ... Even whatever the heck that Clark Alexander guy is supposed to be ... Well tonight we will prove it once again, tonight we will face any team in a Bra and Panties match!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_dminus.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">A Bra and Panties match!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wow that has made my night, that is a favorite match of mine ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">A very brutal and viol... What am i saying we get to see some flesh .. Whooo!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Sometimes i fell like i'm working with teenage boys ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Peado!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ShadyK.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Knuckles.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"> <div style="margin-top:19px;"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MurderousMikey_alt1.jpg" alt="Participant 3" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Brimstone.jpg" alt="Participant 4" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:70px;" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"> <div style="position:absolute;left:425px;top:225px;"> <img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e_.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"> </div></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"> <div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Street Fight;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Death Row (Shady K and Knuckles) vs A Big Menacing Dude + Brimstone</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* An odd ball pairing of Big Menacing Dude and Brimstone makes you wonder who approached who to team for this match ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* A tough match which saw the Death Row team work well together and much better than the odd ball pairing of Big Menacing Dude and Brimstone.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Brimstone and Big Menacing Dude get into a little shoving match when things weren't going their way.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Brimstone gets his head bounced off a table top by his own partner and then double teamed by Death Row before getting slammed through a table piled with rolls of barbed wire...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Right from the top of a ladder!!! *Holy shit!* 3 seconds later the match is over.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: Death Row, Shady K and Knuckles.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well folks i'm getting word that not one but two teams have accepted the challenge laid out by Emma Bitch and Bonnie Clyde and that match is now!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;"> <div style="-o-transform:rotate(-3deg);-moz-transform:rotate(-3deg);-webkit-transform:rotate(-3deg);"> <img style="margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BonnieClyde.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/EmmaBitch_Self1.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"> </div><div style="position:absolute;right:30px;top:80px;-o-transform:rotate(7deg);-moz-transform:rotate(7deg);-webkit-transform:rotate(7deg);" align="right"> <img style="margin-right: 0px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BobbieDylan.jpg" alt="Participant 3" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/CalamityJoan_alt.jpg" alt="Participant 4" height="150px" width="150px"> </div><div style="position:relative;margin-top:10px;"> <img style="margin-left: 80px; margin-right: 0px; transform: rotate(1.5deg); width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/VivJacobs.jpg" alt="Participant 5" height="150px" width="150px"> <img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/CorrineWhite.jpg" style="transform: rotate(1.5deg); width: 150px; height: 150px;" alt="Participant 6" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-100px;" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"> <div style="position:absolute;left:377px;top:55px;"> <img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e-.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"> </div></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;" align="center"> <div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;">Bra and Panties match;</span></strong></span><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;">Bonnie Clyde + Emma Bitch vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylan and Calamity Joan) vs The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White)</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* So whoever gets stripped it is the fans (and Midget Clown Klan) that are the biggest winners ... Except maybe if The L.W.A end up stripped then noone wins.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The three teams are developing real issues with each other and the match breaks down pretty quickly with Pee-Wee Germaine losing control of the match.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* OUt comes the 3 women who have caused quite the stir here in ELITE and noone is even sure if they have a contract with the promotion ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SisterBethMercy_Self3.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/NurseHopeDaye.jpg" alt=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/RoxyKitten.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Sister Beth Mercy, Nurse Hope Day and Rock Chick Roxy Kitten all charge the ring and are hitting anyone that moves as well as tearing at the other 6 womens clothes ruining (or helping with the fans enjoyment) the match.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Finally the 3 intruders leave with Corrine White and Viv Jacobs down to their panties ... Well Corrine's Boxer Shorts and Viv's lacy all in one ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The L.W.A tyook out their rage on Emma Bitch and Bonnie Clyde handing the advantage to the Hippies and they strip Clyde and Bitch.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winners: The Hippies, Calamity Joan and Bobbie Dylan.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well i love those matches ... Not just do we get to see the ladies participate in enjoyable matches, but it shuts Joker the Pimp and Hustler D up for a few minutes as they digest what they have just seen.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Backstage Annie Hitchcock is with her group, A Big Menacing Dude, Leela Shagwell, Kali Fornia and her leading man Clark Alexander.<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MurderousMikey_alt1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ElizaBuckley.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KaliFornia-1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well guys Clark Alexander has gotten himself to the finals .. And we must do everything in our power to make sure he brings that ELITE Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Title Belt back to 'The Entourage'</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Listen, Kali and Leela have been making a real headway in getting me prepared for the match .. Really helping me to loosen up. Erm .. My only problem Annie .. Does the big guy really have to follow me everywhere!? I mean he .. He was in my hotel room last night ... Thats crossing some sort of line surely ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">.. He's my head of security Clark, he has to keep you safe ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Me safe!? I am the greatest wrestler on the planet, i was too good for TCW .. Tom E freakin' Cornell himself was soo afraid of me he wouldn't even step in the ring with me ... You've all heard of Tommy Cornell right!? The man who thinks the whole univerese is named after him ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well of course Clark but .. Sometimes theres no need for you to overexert yourself .. Save your energy for the more important things ... Look one man stands in your way of becoming the ELITE World Heavyweight Champion ... The Darkness Warrior, you need to be ready for this guy Cark, he's a real sc..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Stop! Stop whatever you are thinking .. Darkness Warrior is just a man, he isn't no monster he's no demon and he sure as hell does not scare me ... Infact tonight i will prove it ... I want all of you to stay back here ...</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">What!? Don't be st..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Do not even finish that sentance ... Tonight Annie Hitchcock i win the ELITE World Heavyweight Title .. And i dedicate this upcoming victory to you .. And i mean it i want you all to stay back here ... Bug guy you keep the girls safe ... I have a belt to win!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Out again for the second time tonight comes The Rock Chick Roxy Kitten, Sister Beth Mercy and Nurse Hope Day. Nurse Hope Day and Sister Beth Mercy head for the dancing cages and aggresively remove the dancers from their cages as Roxy Kitten headbutts the Ring Announcer and takes the microphone from him.<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/NurseHopeDaye.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SisterBethMercy_Self3.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/RoxyKitten.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">So i'm always being told the wrestling business is a mans world ... All the women are there for is eye candy ... And theres supposed to be something wrong with that!? Me and my sisters have been around the wrestling business for quite some time and since the three of us are former Babes of Sin City wrestlers we should of been nailed on for jobs here in ELITE right!? Well i guess the three of us are still waiting for our phonecalls ... But don't worry whoever is supposed to be in charge here .. Because we will be easy to find ... Each and every week we will be the ones causing havoc .. Oh and since wrestling fans love merchandise we'll be handing out our brand new shirts before next weeks XXX Wrestling ... We want to see our Bitch Slap shirts all through the ELITE Crowd!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well there go the ... Bitch Slap girls, i guess thats what we call them ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wow, that Roxy Kitten is one feisty chica isn't she!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Is it wrong that the Nun gave me one hell of a boner!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well is it is i'm sure in trouble ... But what about the Nurse!? I'd love her to give me a little CPR ... or a BJ</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">That wasn't even an innuendo ... Do you guys hear yourselves!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HustlerD-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Just because you get a Boner when the Big Menacing Dude is around</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TheDarknessWarrior_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/d!.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;">ELITE World Heavyweight Title Ladder match;</span></strong></span><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Generic_WorldHeavy08.jpg" alt=""><br id="">Clark Alexander vs The Darkness Warrior</span></strong><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The ELITE Tiotle is suspended high above the ring with Ladder surrounding (including one wrapped in barbed wire, becuase everything is better wrapped in barbed wire).</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* All the while the commentators are wondering when Clark Alexanders 'Entourage' will make their presense felt but he sticks to his word (or they do) and he is out alone.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The match is back and forwards and starts looking like Darkness Warrior will get the win after he hits the Demonic DDT ... </span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* .. But he just didn't have the energy to climb a ladder quick enough .. And Clark Alexander is up and setting up the barbed wire wrapped ladder at the side of Darkness Warriors ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* They are fighting near the top of their ladders throwing strikes at each other when Clark Alexander pulls out the Hawaiian Breaker (Double Knees to the back) right off the ladder...</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Both men are looking finished and very, very slow to recover and up the ladder they go but no .. Clark Alexander slips off the ladder and grabs the other ladder to steady himself (yes the barbed wire one cutting his heand but getting an idea ..)</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Clark Alexander shoves the barbed wire ladder into the other ladder hitting Darkness Warrior with steel ladder and barbed wire and the Demonic veteran drops off rolling to the outside ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Clark Alexander has a free run to the Title and the show comes to a close with the first ever ELITE World Heavyweight Champion celebrating in the center of the ring barely able to stand.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner And New ELITE World Heavyweight Champion: Clark Alexander!</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 48px;"><strong id="">Overall Show Rating;</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg" alt="" height="50" width="50"></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div>

kanegan · January 9, 2013

Nice show Jingo. Loving the Crazy Klan.

Clark Alexander is also developing nicely as a character

Jingo · January 10, 2013

Nice show Jingo. Loving the Crazy Klan.

Clark Alexander is also developing nicely as a character

Thankyou, and here i was worried i'd be going a little beyond tasteful ...

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Additional Questions;

1) Sgt. Bubba Lee West gets a recruit (someone on the roster), who is it? Krissy Angelle, a surprise right!? But what is she up to!?

2) Hustler D .. erm .. Asks someone out in his own little way. Who is it? Well it really was in his own way ... Of course it was his favorite Ex Porn Star Lady Melissa Diamond.

3) Who does Magwitch puke on this week? Pee-Wee Germaine (or have a half a point for Lady Melissa, since she did get a little splashed on her).

Prediction Results;

Zergon, - 5.5/9

michgcs, - 5/9

TheEffect, - 5/9

Boltinho, - 5/9

MichiganHero, - 5/9

BHK1978, - 4/9

Kitarzu, - 4/9

smwilliams, - 4/9

Apupunchau@optonline, - 3/6

Totals;

Boltinho, - 13/26

MichiganHero, - 11/26

Zergon, - 11/26

TheEffect, - 10/26

BHK1978, - 9/26

Kitarzu, - 8/17

michgcs, - 8/26

Apupunchau@optonline, - 7/14

smwilliams, - 4/9

Occasional_Z, - 0/9

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XXX Wrestling, Episode IV: Bitch Slap!

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument?

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with?

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it!

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)?

5) And finally. Do we make a profit?

TheEffect · January 10, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? Knuckles

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Magwitch, for puking again.

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! Corrine White

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? 4th

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? No

Voeltzwagon · January 10, 2013

Been really enjoying this so far. The banter between the announcers has been top notch and the product is so horrendous it would be something I would actually go out of my way to see if it were real. I am a glutton for punishment like that.

Zergon · January 10, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

Tank gets a win back after losing to Alexander twice by pinning Big Menacing Dude.

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

No idea but they won last time so maybe they can get another win.

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Knuckles is more over so I go with him though I wouldn´t be too suprised if this goes the other way instead.

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument?

Viv Jacobs

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with?

Emma Bitch

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it!

Hustler D

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)?

No idea how good rating these promotions normally get but lets say 5th since you haven´t yet had time to properly build-up your main guys.

5) And finally. Do we make a profit?

With weekly shows I pretty much doubt it so no

smwilliams · January 10, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument?

Um, Tank Bradley.

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with?

Magwitch.

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it!

Crazy Midget Clown Klan

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)?

4th

5) And finally. Do we make a profit?

Nope!

Kitarzu · January 10, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? Fabulous Frank

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Sgt. Bubba Lee West

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! Mercy Michaels

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? Third

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? NO

Big Roguey · January 10, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? Fabulous Frank

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Knuckles

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! Magwitch and Lady Melissa, the puke has magic powers!

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? 4th

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? Somehow, yes!

BHK1978 · January 11, 2013

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? Dazzling Dave Diamond

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Clark Alexander

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! Viv Jacobs

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)?

Last

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? No

michgcs · January 11, 2013

EDIT:

XXX Wrestling, Episode IV: Bitch Slap!

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

The Big Menacing Dude is there to take the fall, methinks

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

Unfortunately I think they're gonna win

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

He's got the look

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? Sgt Bubba Lee West

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Dazzling Dave

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! LWA, blech

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? Fifth

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? Nope

Eidenhoek · January 11, 2013

Come onnnnn Hookers and Blow. Best show name for EPW ever. Guy that named it should get a medal. You should use the name.

E P DUB E P DUB WHERE THA BOOBS?

Occasional_Z · January 12, 2013

XXX Wrestling, Episode IV: Bitch Slap!

A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Tank Bradley + Brimstone

ELITE Ladies Rules match;

The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylane + Calamity Joan)

ELITE Street Fight;

Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? One of the clowns

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Tank Bradley

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! LWA

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? 5th

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? Yes

Jingo · January 14, 2013

<div id="divContentWrapper" style="font-size: 62.5%; line-height: normal; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); background-image: url('http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/Grunge1.jpg')";"><div style="width:950px;margin:0px auto;position:relative;"></div><div style="width: 700px; margin: 0px auto; background-color: rgb(194, 186, 194); padding: 0px 20px 20px; position: relative; overflow-y: auto; background-image: none;"> <div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ELITE2.jpg"></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Show Name: XXX Wrestling TV;</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Held: Friday, week 4, January 2013.</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Location: The Snake Pit (South West)</em></strong></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">Attendance: 1,000 (<span style="color: #00ff00;">+917</span>)</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height:18px;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well tonight has already been a strange one .. Those Bitch Slap girls have been handing out tshirts to the ELITE fans and ... Where the heck is Hustler D!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 32.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">He's got VD ...</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">He's got... How... I don't want to know do i!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 21px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Lets just say the bitch he slept with should be slapped ... See what i did there Harvey!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative; margin-top: 34px;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Yeah .. Great. Well here comes the Entourage ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Annie Hitchcock leads new ELITE World Heavyweight Champion Clark Alexander to ringside and they are followed closely by A big Menacing dude, Kali Fornia and Leela Shagwell.</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MurderousMikey_alt1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KaliFornia-1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ElizaBuckley.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well let me introduce to you the greatest wrestler in the world today and New ELITE World Heavyweight Champion .. My leading Man Clark Alexander!!!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well for the last 4 days i have been signing autographs non stop ... I mean we have a couple of leading ladies, my manager, agent and star director Annie Hitchcock and a Chief of Security ... Why can't we sign someone to sign for me ... Maybe get a little stamp or something ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well we have something to show all you wonderful ELITE fans ... We have a little teaser video of a show we are hoping gets picked up by the Network ... A show with a working title of The Greatest Wrestler in the World!!!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">... A day in the life of being me. I know all you losers in the audience could never actually be as famous as me so this show will help you see what it is like to .. Well be me.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well that is big announcement number one ... Number two is a little present to Big Menacing Dude .. Tonight you can get your hands on that hooded moron who tagged with you last show and cost you a victory ... Infact double bonus you get to team with Clark Alexander doing so ... When you two take on Brimstone and Tank Bradley!!!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Nooo... Not Tank again ... I swear i'm going to break that guy one of these days .. He's just sooo old and washed up .. Come on Annie isn't there someone younger and in their prime i can face?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">We'll find you someone for your first Title defense. Well finally we have a gap ... Right over there in the announce booth ... Well i was contacted by someone from the Network last night and .. Well they want me on commentary!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thats the best news yet Harvey ... Someone good to look at in this testosterone filled box ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well with a lady heading in here you better be on your best behaviour Joker .. Welcome to the announce booth Ms Hitchcock it is great to have you here</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Stop sucking up Harvey ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 65px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Don't worry about him Annie he probably wants to try your shoes on or something ... You did know he was a homo didn't you!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Really!? ... Well in that case if you ever want to make any specialist movies Harvey why don't you give me a call, here take my card!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well i hope you are sitting comfortably in there Annie becuase now it is time for "The Greatest Wrestler in the World" a day in the life of being .. Me! Play the video production Monkeys!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">The video plays showing Clark Alexander celebrating his Title win having a night on the town with Leela Shagwell and Kali Fornia and a Big Menacing Dude is checking the shoes of everyone who steps even too close to Clark Alexander ... And pointing out to them who Clark is. Leela and Kali are wearing barely enough clothes to make a couple of handkerchiefs with and dancing suggestively around Clark the entire 5 minutes of the video.<br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KaliFornia-1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ElizaBuckley.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MurderousMikey_alt1.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_dplus.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well that was great Annie, i would watch that show every night ... Really insightful</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 16px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thankyou Joker ... What did you think Harvey!? Would it appeal to the gay community?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">How the heck would i know ... I'm not gay..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Don't be silly Harvey. Don't fight who you are ... It's fine you don't need to deny it anymore ... I always wondered what Big H stood for, now i know</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Thats what i said ... Annie i think me and you have alot in common ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 40px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Erm ... Yeah right ... Well lets get settled we have a great match next ... Come on my boys!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><em id=""><strong id="">*Commercial Break*</strong></em></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height:18px;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MurderousMikey_alt1.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/ClarkAlexander.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"> <div style="margin-top:19px;"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Brimstone.jpg" alt="Participant 3" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/TankBradley-2.jpg" alt="Participant 4" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:70px;" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"> <div style="position:absolute;left:425px;top:225px;"> <img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e-.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"> </div></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"> <div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Rules match;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">A Big Menacing Dude + Clark Alexander vs Brimstone + Tank Bradley</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Clark Alexander seems to be happy letting the Big Menacing Dude do most of the work avoiding being in the ring as much as he can.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Except when he and Big Menacing Dude are double teaming one of their opponants. After an hot tag in comes Tank Bradley and he fires off rights and lefts ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Clark Alexander rolls out the ring and leaves Big Menacing Dude to take a brutal chair shot to the head from Tank and a Moonsault from Brimstone ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Tank waves for Clark to come in the ring but he grabs his belt and starts to leave .. Tank Bradley lands another hard chair shot to the head of Big Menacing Dude and makes the pin.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winners: Tank Bradley and Brimstone.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well we are back from commercial and it is time to find out who will be fighting in tonights main event ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">So Harvey what do you think of Clark!? A real hottie right?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Lets just take a look at how tonights main event came about ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">A video plays in a rough looking biker bar, at a rowdy table white trash looking folks are having a good time it seems until in walks Knuckles and as he passes the table one of the happy drunks stands up and bumps into him spilling his drink all down him ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Knuckles.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">You damned filthy trailer park scum ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well hows about i wash that mouth out fa yas' ... In the ring ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">A bar fight breaks out and we cut away from the scene ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_e.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">What the hell... We cut away just when the thing gets interesting!? I bet thats your doing isn't it Harvey!? You damned homo ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Will you ever get bored of that i wonder...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Probably not Homo, probably not ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/VivJacobs.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/CorrineWhite.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"> <div style="margin-top:19px;"> <img style="margin-right: 10px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/BobbieDylan.jpg" alt="Participant 3" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/CalamityJoan_alt.jpg" alt="Participant 4" height="150px" width="150px"> <img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:70px;" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"> <div style="position:absolute;left:425px;top:225px;"> <img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/e-.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"> </div></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"> <div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Ladies Rules match;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">The L.W.A (Viv Jacobs + Corrine White) vs The Hippies (Bobbie Dylan + Calamity Joan)</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The ladies rules match turns out to be pretty much a standard wrestling match albeit with a few weapons involved (mostly sex toys if we're honest).</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* The match was open and even with either team looking like they could get the win but into the arena came the arrival we were all expecting at some point ...</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SisterBethMercy_Self1.jpg" alt=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/NurseHopeDaye.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/RoxyKitten.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Sister Beth Mercy, Nurse Hope Day and Rock Chick Roxy Kitten collectively know as Bitch Slap! Referee Pee-Wee Germaine saw no option but to throw the match out.</span><br id=""><br id=""><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/PeeWeeGermaine.jpg" alt="" height="150" width="150"><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Bitch Slap attacked all the women and only managed to take advantage of the situation because the two teams were a little worn down and of course they couldn't work well together enough to take on Bitch Slap.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: None - Match Thrown out!</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: pointer;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id=""><em id="">*Commercial Break*</em></strong></span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Somewhere in an undiclosed backstage location Sgt. Bubba Lee West is putting Krissy Angelle through the paces, she is wearing a Camoflage Bikini heavy duty boots, a utility belt and bullet chains accross her ample chest .. Joker the Pimp almost busts one right at the announce desk when he catches the sight of her ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">... Aboutah' turnah' Now again through the tyres the filthy maggot!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/KrissyAngelle_Self21.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Do you.. Sorry Sir! Do you have to be soo mean sir!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Do the tyre run now recruit or you'll be scrubbing my boots all night ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Krissy Angelle runs through the tyres and dives through a large tyre at the end landing in a large bowl filled with mud ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/SgtBubbaLeeWest-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Very good recruit now go get yourself showered .. It's time for target practise!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_cminus.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well whatever Krissy Angelle thought she was doing joining Sgt. Bubba Lee Wests training program i think she is regretting it now ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">It sure looks that way .. Now what the hell kind of program is that anyway!? She should of come to me i think i could find a role for her in one of my movies ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I could find a role for her alright ... Infact guys i think i'll head backstage and see if she needs any help in the shower ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Joker you have the main event to commentate on .., Don't move a muscle ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 32.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Harvey you suck!</span></div><div id=""> </div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative; margin-top: 44px;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/AnnieHitchcock_alt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">He probably does .. But does he swallow!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">This is me not listening ... Lets go backstage where Dazzling Dave Diamond is preparing for his match ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: pointer;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Backstage Dazzling Dave Diamond, Mercy Diamond and Lady Melissa Diamond are all sat in a jaccuzi wearing nothing more than their smiles ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">This is the life hey boys!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 10px; position: relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">It sure heck is yawl' The Diamonds have hit the big time now and i love the perks ... Infact cousin' Dave have ya' tried you some of this blue gum!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Blue gum!? ... Thats not gum Mercy thats a toilet block you goof ... I have a match tonight with that damn biker punk Knuckles ... Now you two better be okay back here yawl hear!? No getting up to any mischief and embarrassing the family ..</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 24.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">No probs cuz ... We'll just have ourselves a little funsies ..</span></div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Lady Melissa winks at her cousins and Dave just shakes his head and wraps a towel around him as he gets out and heads off out of shot ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">This fancy pants stuff sure is spoiling me cuzzin' ... What are we gonna do then while Cousin Dave is out for his match!?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/LadyMelissa.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I have an idea or two ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">The camera pans back behind Lady Melissa who stands up revealling herself to Mercy.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/MercyMichaels.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 34.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Oh were gonna play the game we used to play when we were kids ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">The camera feed cuts off just as Mercy was standing up and stepping closer to Melissa ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img style="" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_eplus.jpg"></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 22px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well i'm lost for words ... Joker</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="position: relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">I think i'll just download the rest of that video later ... Shame we lost the feed.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px 10px; top: 5px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 20px;">Annie Hitchcock and Harvey Manners are staring shocked at Joker ...</span></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="position:relative;"><img style="float:left;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/JokerThePimp-1.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; left: 103px; top: 46.5px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-l.png" height="20px" width="22px"><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 0px 10px 123px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Wait a second .. Are you two surprised!? You've met me before right?</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Good point lets go to one last commercial break and when we get back it's Dazzling Dave Diamond versus Knuckles.</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding: 5px; display: block;"><div style="position:relative;z-index:2;" align="center"><img style="margin-right: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/Knuckles.jpg" alt="Participant 1" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="margin-left: 25px; width: 150px; height: 150px;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/DazzlingDaveDiamond_alt2jt.jpg" alt="Participant 2" height="150px" width="150px"><img style="position:absolute;right:259px;top:-20px" alt="Versus" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/versus/lgvs_alt04.png" title="Versus"><div style="position:absolute;left:445px;top:55px;"><img alt="grade" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/content/public/grades/tough/d-.png" title="grade" height="117px" width="211px"></div><div style="margin-top: 5px; height: auto;"><div style="font-size: 24px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div id=""><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">ELITE Street Fight;</strong></span></span><br id=""><span style="font-size: 24px;"><strong id="">Knuckles vs Dazzling Dave Diamond</strong></span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* An open match that sees both Knuckles and Dazzling Dave Diamond fight a one on one fight .. No shenanigans, surprisingly.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Knuckles fights like a bar room brawler throwing fists and using any weapons he gets his hands on, while he smaller Dazzling Dave shows a little more .. Finesse.</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Knuckles goes for the Knuckles Duster (Fist Drop off top rope) with Dazzling Dave laying on a Steel Chair ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* But Dazzling Dave rolls Knuckles hits the chair and rolls himself slowly getting up, gets whcked by Dave who scooped up the chair ..</span><br id=""><br id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">* Dazzling Dave then hits the Dazzling Driver and rolls Knuckles for the 3 count.</span><br id=""><br id=""><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Winner: Dazzling Dave Diamond.</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="margin-bottom:10px; position:relative;" align="right"><div style="float:right;"><img style="float: right;" src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/HarveyManners.jpg" alt="Speaker" height="113px" width="113px"><img style="position: absolute; right: 103px; top: 53px;" src="http://fictionplus.interwebz.co.nz/images/layout/sbpointer/sb-pointer-ffffff-r.png" height="20px" width="22px"></div><div style="font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; position: relative; text-align: left; background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(255, 255, 255); margin: 0px 123px 10px 0px; padding: 7px; border-radius: 0px 0px 0px 0px; width: 300px; height: auto;"><div style="" id=""><div id=""><span style="font-size: 20px;">Well folks thats is for tonight but i'm getting word in my ear that next week General Manager Dharma Gregg has a huge announcement ... Tune in next week same time on BooTV. See you next week folks, this is XXX Wrestling!</span></div><div id=""> </div></div><div id=""></div></div></div></div></div><div style="padding:0 5px;overflow:hidden;"><div id=""><div style="height: 18px; cursor: n-resize;"></div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; margin: 5px 0px; height: auto; border: 1px solid transparent;"> <div style="font-size: 16px; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; display: block;"><div style="text-align: center;"><strong id=""><span style="font-size: 35px;">Overall Show Rating;</span></strong></div><div id=""> </div></div> </div><div style="clear: both; position: relative; padding: 5px; border: 1px solid transparent;"><div style="padding:5px;text-align:center;font-size:1.8em;"><img src="http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo302/brettney1980/TEW13/grade_d.jpg"></div></div></div></div></div></div>

Jingo · January 15, 2013

Been really enjoying this so far. The banter between the announcers has been top notch and the product is so horrendous it would be something I would actually go out of my way to see if it were real. I am a glutton for punishment like that.

Thanks alot i'm enjoying writing the announcers parts (not something i can always say).

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Sgt. Bubba Lee West was the focal point of a backstage incident when he provoked Joker the Pimp into a huge heated argument. Sgt. Bubba Lee West was given a stern warning and told not to upset the clowns.

Regional Battle;

#1 CZCW (C+)

#2 AAA (C-)

#3 ELITE (D)

#4 GSW (D)

#5 IPW (D-)

Additional Questions;

1) We had a backstage argument before the show, the question is who started the argument? So yeah, it was Sgt. Bubba Lee West, shouldn't he pick on someone his own size!?

... 2) Who did (Q1 Answer) argue with? Joker the Pimp.

3) Who looked close to getting it on in a Jacuzzi? Clue: You probably wouldn't want to see it! Thats right it was of course the dysfunctional Diamond Family members Lady Melissa and Michael yes incest i went there ...

4) Lets have an after show question. Where do we finish in the 5 way Regional Battle (included are CZCW, AAA, IPW and GSW)? Well we got 3rd, not too bad really.

5) And finally. Do we make a profit? We actually lost almost £18,000 so a great big no!

Prediction Results;

Kitarzu, - 4/8

michgcs, - 3/8

TheEffect, - 2/8

MichiganHero, - 2/8

Occasional_Z, - 2/8

Zergon, - 2/8

BHK1978, - 1/8

smwilliams, - 1/8

Totals;

Boltinho, - 13/26

MichiganHero, - 13/34

Zergon, - 13/34

TheEffect, - 12/34

Kitarzu, - 12/25

michgcs, - 11/34

BHK1978, - 10/34

Apupunchau@optonline, - 7/14

smwilliams, - 5/17

Occasional_Z, - 2/17

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XXX Wrestling, Episode V: Hustler D Returns!

ELITE Rules match;

Shady K vs Weird Waldo Odlaw

ELITE Street Fight;

Emma Bitch vs Tank Bradley

Main Event: ELITE Rules;

The Darkness Warrior vs Sgt. Bubba Lee West

Additional Questions;

1) Who steps up to declare war against the Invading Bitch Slap Trio?

2) Hustler D is back after his bout of VD, who does he return with (someone already on the roster)?

3) Bitch Slap really make their presence felt and attack and strip someone ... Who?

4) Who declares that it was they who gave Hustler D V.D?

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