SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

FEVER BEAT has now gone platinum. Reports say that Mainstream and Stevie are now looking for gold with their upcoming single: Popscene.

I also just realized that in BSS logic, KP had a relationship with the A-list ring rat Enforcer Roberts sent him.

3rdStringPG · June 29, 2013

FEVER BEAT has now gone platinum. Reports say that Mainstream and Stevie are now looking for gold with their upcoming single: Popscene.

You have just made me lose my faith in popular music. But "Popscene" would make a good title for a new single. Anyway...

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- The final scores for July are in! And here's how everyone ranks at the end of the month...

1. kingdracon - 35/47, 75% (+5/7, 5/8, +1.5)

2. Croquemitaine - 49.5/68, 73% (+4/7, 5/8, +1.5)

2. flaviooooo - 49.5/68, 73% (+5/7, 4/8, +0.5)

The Lloyd - 10/14, 71%

4. Rickymex - 48/68, 71% (+6/7, 5/8, +1.5)

5. Oregano Jensen - 46/68, 68% (+5/7, 6/7, +1)

Astil - 26/40, 65% (+4/7, 5/8, +1)

6. Midnightnick - 44/68, 65% (+5/7, 2/8, +0.5)

7. Psycho Sam - 40.5/68, 60% (+4/7, 5/8, +0.5)

8. MichiganHewo - 30/54, 56% (+4/7, 4/8, +1)

- For a moment, I thought we'd be having co-winners in flaviooooo and Croquemitaine, but one of the newest predictors has won it on the last week of July! Congratulations, kingdracon! Will be messaging you in a few days with a list of four workers whom I'd like ring music for.

- Yes, Chris Morrisette vs John Anderson at Welcome to the Jungle for the first United States title would've been a good one. Instead, we're having Lobster Warrior (yes, he's coming back soon!), the most sports entertainment guy possible, taking on the undefeated-in-singles Koshiro Ino. We should see in Welcome to the Jungle if John Anderson's devil's advocacy will pay off or not for Morrisette/Lobby.

- Unfortunately, I don't think Nicky Champion will be 100 percent in time for Welcome to the Jungle. So much for an A* match with Rich Money like what they had some time back on Supreme TV...

- I can understand why no one picked Mikey James to become the Shooting Star number one contender, with him being a tag guy and Spencer Spade mainly feuding with Lenny Brown and Darryl Devine. Original plan was for Lenny Brown to win the battle royal, but so many workers complained about him going over. As for Spade vs Devine, I can assure you that's not the last you'll be seeing of that feud.

- Hang tight, Jack Giedroyc/Wrath of God fans...he's on a bit of a slump now, but this is the start of John Greed's bigger push, hence his inclusion in the three-way for North American. I hope to have Giedroyc "outgrowing" the midcard soon and becoming a viable lower-level main eventer in the next month or two.

- For some reason, I crammed eight matches into 95 minutes instead of the usual six or seven on Uprising. That was a mistake. But fortunately, the high percentage of jobber squashes helped me keep everything within limit.

Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

Yeah...no A* match...we'll have an A***** match.

3rdStringPG · June 29, 2013

OOC - The SWF Superstars are taking a weeklong break before the next Supreme TV, so expect quite a few backstage segments and/or articles. We've got a new month, a new prediction game, so feel free to predict away!

SWF Supreme TV

Mayor Street Arena

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing?

Psycho Sam · June 29, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Mayor Street Arena

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

John Greed vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

See a turn for Lobby

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

DuBois' laast match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

Darryl Devineand The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

He's like an overly sexual Miz, with his name reversed...and in the midcard

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and Ernesto El Avatar vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

High Concept (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs El Duque Nicolas and the returrning Aristocrat(heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing?

John Greed

Phantom Stranger · June 29, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Mayor Street Arena

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing?

Gotta go with Sam - John Greed

Midnightnick · June 29, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

flaviooooo · June 29, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Mayor Street Arena

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing?

Part Two

Rickymex · June 29, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing? Mikey James

Croquemitaine · June 29, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>- I can understand why no one picked Mikey James to become the Shooting Star number one contender, with him being a tag guy and Spencer Spade mainly feuding with Lenny Brown and Darryl Devine. </div></blockquote> Actually, I was within a hair of picking Mikey. I waffled quite a bit before settling on what I believed was a safer choice. C'est la vie. Also, happy to see Greed getting a push finally. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"> SWF Supreme TV ????? vs Vengeance Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley ????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James SWF Uprising Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects Glenn Casey vs The Zim Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime ????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team) Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9? A) Nate Lee B) Tommy Alexander C) Lazarus McKenzie D) Kirk Jameson Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing? Spencer Spade

Eidenhoek · June 30, 2013

and he shares an elimination with Darryl Devine as they jointly take out Acid.

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and he shares an elimination with Darryl Devine as they jointly take out Acid.

...

3rdStringPG · July 1, 2013

^Glad you caught the drug reference. Mikey James and Darryl Devine, however, don't exactly smoke from the same pipe as DuBois, Skye and Ginsberg/Campbell. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Anyway, here's some wrestling news before the next backstage segment! Supreme TV should be up in a day or two.

APTER-THOUGHTS

By Brian Candido

Wednesday, July 31, 2013

PENNSYLVANIA PARK CLOSED FOR REPAIR FOLLOWING SLAMMANIA RIOT

Never had the Pennsylvania Park crowd for Pittsburgh Steel Wrestling's shows been so pumped up when Madman Boone's ring music,

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SWF NEW FACES - DONNIE J, WARLORD PAIN, CRAIG PRINCE

The Supreme Wrestling Federation welcomed three more new faces over the past week, and it appears as if the SWF is trying to bolster its lineup of road agents, what with Barry "Runaway Train" Bowen focusing mainly on his role as onscreen authority figure. From TCW comes Warlord Pain, though it doesn't look like Supreme has any plans of hiring his buddy Warlord Agony, who remains retired and not involved in any sports entertainment capacity. Former TCW International title winner and NOTBPW veteran Craig Prince will be returning to his home country, and his expert knowledge of ring psychology should be a great boost to Supreme, but like Warlord Pain, he won't be available to work for another 3-4 weeks due to remaining contractual obligations. Debuting much sooner is CZCW's Donnie J, who's best known as James Prudence's tag team partner in The Fly Boys. As The Platinum Blondes have just broken up in storyline, we should be seeing The Fly Boys reunite very soon, either on Uprising or Supreme TV.

TWL REBORN - "BLASPHEMY", SAYS RIP CHORD

These days, it's quite hard to get a hold of Rip Chord, as he generally prefers to be left alone in quiet retirement at his Amarillo, Texas ranch. Whether alerted to the latest antics of his son Jay or told about a dig taken against him on SWF or TCW programming, Chord has taken a hands-off approach, letting Jay take accountability for his actions being the adult he is, ignoring the verbal jabs because hey, it's easy to get jaded and unaffected by poorly-timed worked-shoot (or shoot) comments after over four decades in the business. But Chord definitely had something to say about the reopened Texas Wrestling League, the SWF's new developmental territory based in Lubbock. In the '70s, Chord was the biggest name out of the original TWL, setting new standards for super-villainy with Professor Nero and feuding with the wholesome, milk-and-cookies Pat Deacon and the intense Native American legend Chief Two Eagles. These names are all legends in the business, and products of the old system, years before Richard Eisen went all scorched-earth with the territories. And for Chord, the new TWL is nothing but a shadow of its old self now that it's obviously a minor league, and a feeder territory at that.

"I don't even know a quarter of those people who make up the new TWL," complained Chord in a recent interview with an Amarillo radio station. "They got this kid Jason [sic] Sensitive winning the TV title, and this guy, George Raines [sic] as the Global champ. Who the hell are those? Jason Sensitive is just a kid in every way. He doesn't have the firm grasp of psychology Mike (Michael "Professor Nero" Edberg) had at the same age. And who's training them? Dread in wrestling? BJ O'Neill in entertainment and mic skills? They've even got this Spaniard (Louis Figo Manico) helping out on the technical side of training. All due respect to the powers that be at Supreme. The new TWL is a joke. It's blasphemy, considering what we achieved in the original TWL."

Strong words indeed from Rip Chord. And Greg Rayne (Global champ) and Justin Sensitive (TV champ) aren't exactly the first names you'd expect to hold those titles. Still, we believe it's far too early to judge the reborn TWL, what with only one event thus far and just a few weeks in operation.

AND SPEAKING OF TWL...

Remember that shoot interview our own Dennis Kletsky had with ex-SWF underneath guys Greg Black, Akima Brave, Kid Toma, Knuckles and Shady K? Back in late 2012, all five men were struggling with the financial uncertainty of working in the indies. Now Black's back in the SWF as part of the revived High Concept, Brave has just signed a written deal with TCW, and Toma is in L-Ring's main event, his injury history still a deterrent to the major promotions. What about Death Row? We've just gotten word about TWL owner and head booker Gareth Wayne finalizing an agreement with Peter "Knuckles" Roach, which has triggered rumors of Karl "Shady K" Thompson returning to the SWF on a developmental deal. I checked with my sources if this is indeed accurate, and according to them, Knuckles has a TWL, not an SWF developmental contract, but a return to Supreme isn't farfetched. As for Shady K, he doesn't appear interested in a full-time return to the ring; since Death Row was dropped by the SWF in late 2010, he's mainly working independent shows and making a living outside of the sports entertainment scene.

3rdStringPG · July 1, 2013

OOC - Astil, I am giving you one more reason to hate Adam (no relation to Waylon) Smithers. And for those who enjoyed the adventures of Big Smack Scott in the previous diary...hmmmm, well? <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Last call for predictions, since I'm aiming to have Supreme TV up before Wednesday evening Manila time/Wednesday morning Eastern time. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">"The Devil We Know"</div>

Thursday, August 1, 2013

That nondescript North Carolina high school from previous weeks

3:30 p.m.

What did I tell you? While almost everyone else was off vacationing, partying or doing whatever wrestlers do when they've got a week off, we were off doing that damn Idealistic Teacher movie. The day before was fun, though. With Tracy Brendon-Taylor back in the fold, and with Dawn and Tracy's husband Josh watching, we recorded a couple songs to be used in Idealistic Teacher - the "Good Day Sunshine/Hold On, I'm Comin'" medley, and the Surfaris' biggest hit that isn't titled "Wipeout", "Surfer Joe." Based on what I understood, the latter song would also be the new ring music for the Jimmy P/Donnie J tag team, which was now supposed to be a Carl Batch-less tag team and a duo of California surfers.

I hoped Carl wasn't getting punished by the Eisens for ratting Brandon James out for the "Ammo Dump" prank, as he was going to be traded to Lubbock, Texas and the TWL in exchange for BJ O'Neill, the original Beach Babe of the SWF. Carl didn't seem too mad when he told me, but I guess that was probably because he welcomed the prospect of training young workers in a state not too far from his New Mexico home. Punishment or not, I thought it was just as well - Jimmy could be a babyface surfer dude with Donnie, BJ could return to the roster and reinvent herself as a non-authority figure, Freddy could make the most of his last couple months in Supreme by working his old gimmick, while Carl could teach the kids at Lubbock about mic skills...and pimping.

Today, we shot mostly football scenes, and although I played running back in high school, I enjoyed playing in the offensive line. And for a lot of us, it was our first time to play football in years, so we were quite rusty and some scenes needed a lot of takes. It was 3:30 when we had one of those well-deserved breaks, as we removed our helmets and kneaded our painful muscles. Yes, it hurt like it would after a tough match, but this too was fun, even if I missed my old role as a 5'9" bowling ball who could run and block with equal ease.

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"Who is this guy again? You'll have to jog my memory." I would have assumed director Adam Smithers was using this latest break to have a cigarette, have another coffee and check the latest wrestling news on his laptop's Wi-Fi connection. "He got into a fistfight with some fans, this thing called PSW might need to find a new home, and...and he didn't get arrested? I think I'd like to cast him in the film."

Immediately, I leapt up to my feet and decided to talk Adam out of something he'd eventually regret doing. "You don't want him, Adam," I snapped. "That's Big Smack Scott."

"Who?"

"Big Smack Scott, a.k.a. Scott Sinclair. He spent six or seven years in the SWF and wore out his welcome in his first week with Supreme. I used to be friends with him."

"Oh, so he's THAT guy Huey and Jeff keep telling me about! You know what, KP, I think we can use your old buddy in some capacity. Probably have him play a coach from one of the all-white schools you'll be facing in the story. Do you still have his number?"

"Uh, I actually deleted..."

"GIMME THAT!" Damn Smithers grabbed my phone and started scanning through the directory. "Don't worry, KP, if you're worried about me checking your intimate text messages to Dawn, I'm not that kind of guy. I'm just a director who wants to make a sleeper of a film and...hello, what's this? Scott Sinclair? Oh, you Pinocchio-nose you, KP...you do have his number after all."

"He's persona non grata in the SWF. I repeat, Adam, you don't want him!"

"KP's right," said Greg Gauge, running to my aid. "Back in our first week in the SWF, he cut up our shirts. He said a lot of bad things about our dad."

"I concur," added the other Gauge twin, Matt. "He's gonna ask for the moon and stars, and I don't think Mr. Eisen will..."

"Mr. Eisen WHO?", replied Adam. "I can get him as an independent contractor. And you know Tricky Rick, he knows a thing or two about independent contractors. I've heard so much about this Smack Big Scott figure. I mean, I stopped watching the SWF after I found out it was fake, only to start again a couple months ago, but I've heard stories about his promo work. He's got that look...that charisma...that natural ability to be a bad guy. And in Scott, I see the dirtiest, most rotten, most vile racist to ever grace the silver screen. And given that you, KP, had a falling out with Scott, I'm sure that's gonna add a little spice to the pot. Just think of the method acting moments I could get outta that back story!"

Huey Cannonball, that Klubb bastard, only made things worse by joining in the conversation. "I don't think Scott's much of an actor, at least not any better than we are, but he's got a filmography."

"PERFECT!!!", gushed Adam. "What's the film...or films?"

"Big Smacks and Big Racks, starring Big Smack Scott as himself and Dream Girl as the female lead. It's a porno."

"Well DUH, Huey! With a title like that, what else can you expect? SWF Studios gave me a budget, and I sure didn't exceed it when I added Freddy Garcia to the cast. I'm sure it wouldn't hurt much either if I get this Smack Big Scott to join the cast."

Please, Scott, you have to price yourself out of this one. The last thing I need is that bad influence back in my life in a film where I'm expected to act out a bed scene with Lisa Bowen and deal with Dawn being hundreds of miles away shooting another crappy film with the head Klubbster himself, Eric Eisen.

Psycho Sam · July 1, 2013

MOAR SMACKER?

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Astil · July 2, 2013

Oh for the love of Batman!

3rdStringPG · July 2, 2013

MOAR SMACKER?

WOOHOO!:):):)

Oh for the love of Batman!

We shall see. If in a week or two he hasn't been snapped up by TCW or USPW (which I doubt), he's starring in Idealistic Teacher as a 1960s high school football coach...and a racist one, at that.

Making one absolute last call for predictions, everyone! Got a busy day tomorrow, so Supreme TV might be up a bit sooner than planned. Already got most of the promos written out, including the third part of the now-slanderous "tribute" video for Jack Bruce and the onscreen debut of his kayfabe son Bobby.

Thanks as well to those who voted for Supreme Challenge XXXIII in the Monthly Spotlight!

"Party at 8:02"

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Mayor Street Arena Parking Lot

8:02 p.m.

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"Are you sure about this, Ash? We gotta be sure the coast is absolutely clear."

"What's our checklist again?"

I started rattling off a list of names we hoped wouldn't catch us heading off to do what we were about to do. "Dawn the Cheerleader?"

"She's with her girls Hannah, Jessie and Kristen."

"Richard Eisen?"

"Giving Pete Mike the third degree."

"Peter Michaels?"

"I already told you, KP. The boss is blaming him for everything from rising mortgage rates to the Lakers and Celtics letting their best players go."

"The Klubb?"

"Pffft, KP. They don't mind that shit."

"Excellent. Now you better be sure he's not gonna be a jerk."

"Not when he's all mellowed out. Trust me, KP. I know, because my dad was like that as well when I was growing up. Give him a joint and put on Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, he'd forget about my bad grades. But give him a shot of whiskey and he'll ask for another...and another...till he screams his head off because I got another 'D'. Drinks make Dad turn into Nemesis."

"Interesting." The two of us were now safely out of Mayor Street, and headed to Marc DuBois' rental car, where he was going to offer us some prime bud. Originally I didn't plan to toke up, but Ash was so insistent I tag along with him, that I decided, what the heck - I'm not wrestling tonight, so a couple hits wouldn't hurt.

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"Well, well, well. Le customers have arrived!" Marc welcomed us into his rental car, where we took a seat at the back and began to pass it along. "And look who's here...it's KP Avatar. Takes you back, doesn't it, KP? Back when you were getting a company tour in December 2012. Man, you were so scared of me you didn't know what to do."

"Yeah, it does, Marc," I replied, a bit nervously. "I'm only here for a few puffs. I'm just a casual smoker."

"You're making me laugh, KP," said Marc, letting out a classic stoner laugh best reserved for a Cheech and Chong movie marathon. "Care for a nickel bag? It'll make for a good welcome-back present for Remmy."

"No thanks, Marc." DuBois passed me the "good stuff" and I took a good-sized hit before passing it to Ash. "This stuff's strong, man!"

"Comes straight from Malawi, man, genuine Malawi Gold." Marc turned to Ash to see how he was liking it. "How's it like, Nemesis Jr.?"

"Dad smoked stronger stuff than this," coughed Ash, as he passed the joint back to Marc. "No, I take that back. This IS the shit!" Ash started laughing hysterically as he quickly realized that Marc really had the premium stuff on him. "They don't, ha-ha-ha, they don't...they don't grow this...ha-ha-ha...this kinda stuff in America!"

"They sure don't!", said Marc, whose voice was starting to warp together with his image, at least in my eyes. That was it - I had to split and get myself sobered up so Mr. Eisen, Peter and Dawn wouldn't catch me. "I'm outta here, guys."

"Don't be such a wuss, KP. You're not booked tonight, and neither is Ash. I'm booked tonight against Jack Bruce, man...JACK BRUCE...and you know how hot he is these days. Man, I never thought they'd give the strap back to an old guy, but I guess I was wrong!"

"What are you driving at, Marc?", I replied, my hand preparing to open the door and get the hell outta there.

"Look around you, Avatar...ever wonder why the risque storylines, like...you know...why they focus on Bruce and Eisen Jr.?"

"The Eisen storyline sucks."

"That's because the main man in the storyline sucks," said Marc, whom I still recognized as a former Klubb member who quickly fell out of favor. "But Jack..."

"Jack's a rock star in real life. He's supposed to epitomize risque."

"Right, but...," Marc was again trying to pass his joint back to me. "Just one more hit, KP."

"I think I better bail out, Marc. Ash, you gonna be okay in there? Ash? You okay, Ash?" Ash wasn't replying - he was just laughing his head off and asking for more.

"If Eisen asks for me, tell him I fell ill," came the "psychedelicized" voice of Allen Ginsberg's kayfabe grand-nephew. "I'll be fine, man. Probably going back to the hotel after this."

"Dude, you're supposed to beat down on...who's that guy? Big, evil guy? Father of Sin?" Dammit, I couldn't even remember Vengeance's name. "Let's sober up in the shower room. Quick. You especially need to sober up, Ash. Can't appear on TV and beat down on Vengeance...there, that's his name!...if you're baked!"

Somehow, we were able to "escape" DuBois and return to the locker room without anyone suspecting a thing. The random drug tests, however, would probably be another story. This didn't seem like the kind of stuff you can milk out that easily...

Big Roguey · July 2, 2013

Smithers! *shakes fist angrily*

SWF Supreme TV

Mayor Street Arena

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

????? vs Vengeance

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match

Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley

????? and The Allied Forces vs Eric Eisen and The Eisen Entourage

Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar - non-title match

Tom "Angry" Gilmore vs Brandon James

SWF Uprising

Laurent Ballroom

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs The Can't Miss Prospects

Glenn Casey vs The Zim

Darryl Devine vs Lenny Brown

KP Avatar, Robbie Retro and ?????? vs 24/7 Partay Dudez and A-Prime

????? (face team) vs The Awesomeness vs ????? (heel team)

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs Squeeky McClean

James Prudence vs Koshiro Ino

Bonus Question #1 - Who will be the next High Stakes rookie eliminated in Week 9?

A) Nate Lee

B) Tommy Alexander

C) Lazarus McKenzie

D) Kirk Jameson

Bonus Question #2 - Vengeance will be making his comeback to Supreme TV in the first week of August. Which Uprising regular will he be facing? Part One, Part Two and Part Three. He's hardcore.

3rdStringPG · July 4, 2013

OOC - Happy Fourth of July, everyone! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> As it turns out, Supreme TV did get delayed after all. Also, kingdracon, if you're reading, I'll message you in a bit with the "prize" for winning July's prediction game... SWF Supreme TV Mayor Street Arena (New England) Tuesday, August 6, 2013 DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce Tribute Video (90/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KarenKiller_alt_zps60d2637c.jpg</div> We kick off where we left off on the last Supreme TV, as we hear more from Jack Bruce's apparent ex-flame, current Burning Dorothy editor Karen (Killer) Kallovski, who was then a promiscuous young reporter for the rock magazine who got involved in a hot tryst with the then-20-year-old New Yorker still going by his birth name, Jack Smith. Also returning for this part of the so-called tribute are Bruce's current bandmates Jimmy Diaz and Kyle Dale and former bandmate Todd Martin. Kallovski - Jack wasn't around to witness Bobby's birth. Everyone in the band was there...Jimmy, Kyle and Todd. My editor at Burning Dorothy, John Thurman... (OOC - portmanteau of veteran rock journalists Jon Weiderhorn and Katherine Turman) ...he was there. Several bands visited me when I was giving birth to Bobby. Even my parents, who had long since divorced, were there in the hospital to support me. But where was Jack? Oh, he was probably somewhere in the vicinity of Sunset Strip, trying to get a fix. Dale - I mean, who can avoid it? Sex,drugs and rock 'n' roll...we had it all from the moment we all decided to make somethin' out of Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution. I won't lie about the fact we all experimented at some point. Diaz - Sometimes all we needed to play a good gig was a little of that krell. But when we couldn't get amped with blow, we'd calm those nerves with a couple joints. Whether hyper or relaxed, as long as we got our drugs, we felt confident of slayin' it at the clubs. Martin - Jack Smith...Headbangin' Jack Smith...and I call him as such because I can't stand the fact he took on the stage name of one of rock 'n' roll's greatest bassists. He was the number one drug fiend in the Noise Pollution. First thing he asked me when I joined the band? "Hey Todd, know anywhere in L.A. where I can find some krell?" So there I was, a young veteran of the L.A. glam scene, probably just a couple years older than Jack and his New York bandmates. All I wanted to do was jam...to help these cocky New Yorkers make it in L.A. And Jack would rather get HIGH than play music? UGH! Diaz - We've all since gotten s... Diaz is about to say the word "sober", but instead we're taken to a clip of Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution in L.A.'s legendary Gazzari's nightclub, shortly before the club shut down. Bruce (from 1993 live performance in Los Angeles) - Some weed, some of that white line fever, Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution rocked the Big Apple to its rotten stinkin' core, and we're gonna do the same to all you Jack Smith constituents here in the City of Angels! UGH! Here's our next song, called "I Was a Teenage Teddy Flame..." <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/TeddyFlame_zps27fe616e.jpg</div> T. Flame (identified as "Teddy Flame, SWF Legend") - "I Was a Teenage Teddy Flame" by Headbangin' Jack Smith and the Noise Pollution. That song was... Again, the respectful comments from Flame are interrupted by Kallovski, who continues ranting about Bruce and how he allegedly took off after discovering she was pregnant... Kallovski - ...a disrespectful piece of s--- who acted like I never existed the moment he found out I was pregnant with his son. He was all "I'm gonna name the kid after my dad, and I'm gone, b----! I'm off to Canada to wrestle." Dale - We were pissed off at Jack. (The name "Jack" sounds inserted in and doesn't match Dale's lip movements, which appear as if he's saying "Todd.") Royally pissed off. But I dunno, man. It was probably for the better. We'd sometimes watch CGC shows on TV when we got back to New York, broke, with an album but no band to tour behind it. The man was... Instead of Kyle Dale explaining how proud he and Jimmy Diaz were of Jack Bruce as he wrestled in Canada as "Full Metal Jackie", (OOC - Yes, just like the female metal DJ and author) we are directed to CGC's George DeColt cutting a promo against Bruce. Next, it's Travis Century, then of NYCW, from the time Bruce (as "Bruce Jackson"), Rich Money (as "Paolo Parsonas") and Barry Kingman (as "Barry King") were part of The Stomper's heel faction against the then-face Century. Finally, we have Christian Faith circa 2004, threatening Bruce, then new to Supreme and playing an upper midcard heel. G. DeColt (identified as "George DeColt, SWF Legend, CGC founder") - ...absolutely the worst product of the American wrestling scene ever to travel up north! Now let me tell you something, Full Metal Jackie... Century (identified as "Travis Century, veteran wrestler') - I pray for your soul every night, Bruce Jackson...all the drugs and booze you pump into your body... Faith (identified as "Christian Faith, SWF Superstar") - May God have mercy on you, Jack, because I know I won't. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg </div> After the collection of anti-Bruce promos, it's his son Bobby's turn to speak. Just recently known as Ernesto El Avatar and Part Three, Ernest Youngman makes his first appearance sans mask, and is decked out in a leather jacket, wifebeater tank top and a red bandanna. Except for the longer hair, he looks like a member of Avenged Sevenfold's entourage, and every bit like a young wannabe rock star who wants to surpass the achievements of his (kayfabe) dad. B. Bruce - Growing up, I never wanted to be a wrestler. I hated the fact Mom tried to pay the bills by working as a WRESTLING MANAGER. I even hated the rock music my mom would keep playing in lieu of the standard lullabies. But as I grew into my teens, as I realized that Jack had sired a bastard son and not sent us a single f---in' dime despite his success in rock and wrestling, I decided I was gonna be better than him in every way. I've studied guitar with the best. I'm a classical virtuoso like Blackmore and Malmsteen, I can tap faster than Eddie Van Halen, and when it comes to singin', Jack's got nothin' on me. Hell, Halford, Dickinson and Gillan got nothin' on me either. And I've grown big and strong enough, trained in the ring with my mom's former clients...and damned if I'm not gonna be better than you, Jack. I'm using your in-ring surname, JACK, because it goes well with Bobby. But I'm gonna get you someday, JACK, and don't you go around sayin' sorry and insistin' that I call you dad. 'Cause you never were any sort of father to me. Your past's come back to haunt you, and not even Doc Emmett and his DeLorean or Sam Beckett and his hologram buddy Al can help you fix that. As for me, the future is here, and his name is Bobby "Blitz" Bruce.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce Rants About Money (90/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg</div> After the video plays, and we're assuming its main goal was really to make Bruce look like a junkie, an alcoholic and a deadbeat dad, Jack Bruce finally heads to the ring to his entrance music ("Victim of Changes" by Judas Priest) and while he's trying to put up a brave front, interacting with the fans and showing off his World Heavyweight title as he normally would, his face looks more solemn as he prepares to air his side. A scattered part of the Mayor Street audience can be heard chanting "DEADBEAT DAD!" as Bruce prepares to speak. Bruce - Oh, do I hear some of my Constituents calling me a deadbeat dad? I hope I didn't hear that correctly, because my true fans, the real Constituents since my CGC days as Full Metal Jackie...never expected a lady DJ and published author would use that name as well...they know that what they have just watched is nothin' but a HACK JOB. And as my namesake Mr. Giedroyc pointed out last week, a Hard Copy-esque attack on yours truly, the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal...POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION, the Long Island Angel, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce. So allow me to get serious for a bit and clear up some of the dirt a certain privileged sort had dug up on me through that excuse for a tribute video. Lemme get the obvious out of the way, alright? I'm not gonna go all Bill Clinton on my Constituents...because I DID have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Kallovski. Also known as veteran pro wrestling manager Karen Killer. I believe she's quite familiar to YOU, Jason Azaria, as well as some of the other guys back in the locker room. But not in that way, alright? I'm not talkin' about what that MIDLF - go figure - is up to lately. She's slowed down since her youth gone wild as a rock journalist cum groupie. And about that kid? Well, I'm gonna be frank with you and admit that yes, Robert Bruce "Bobby" Kallovski is my son. Yes, I did some "krell" and weed, I did my share of boozin' and partyin', but you know the reason I headed off to Canada? My rhythm section, Kyle Dale and Jimmy Diaz, would have had a chance to explain, had SOMEBODY not conveniently edited the "tribute video" to his liking. (pauses) Todd Martin, that egotistic, drug-addled lead guitarist I made the mistake of hiring when we got to L.A., he had a little thing with Karen one time when we were giggin' a couple cities away. Said he had the flu, so we got a session guy to play for us. He didn't know our songs. Needless to say, that gig went down like a lead Goodyear Blimp, and when we got back to our hovel in the poor side of L.A...who else did I see but Todd Martin goin' down like a cowardly Yellow Submarine on Karen, mere days after she found out she was pregnant. She had an affair with OUR lead guitarist, and that turned ALL OF US OFF SO BAD ON THE DECADENT LOS ANGELES ROCK SCENE, WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS AND WENT HOME BROKE. We were in our early 20s, livin' again with our parents, but thanks to George DeColt, I found my way around through wrestlin'. Gave up the drugs, though not the party-hearty lifestyle, found a new Jack Smith Band in New York, joined NYCW, then went back to L.A. where I wrestled for one JK Stallings Junior, had my band fly over to L.A. where we could rebuild our career, and while we too disbanded, I became two-time International champ n Hollywood and I found myself a rockin' band called Painful Procedure. By then, I had taken the name of Cream bassist Jack Bruce, mainly because I LOVE classic rock and because most of the men in my family have the middle name Bruce. (pauses) Am I boring you yet, Constituents of the SWF Galaxy? I hope I'm not, because THAT is the REAL Jack Bruce Story from 1993 to 2013, and after I joined Supreme in 2004, you can say THE REST IS HISTORY!!!! Multi-platinum heavy metal vocalist. Five-time SWF World Heavyweight Champion. And now...a dad who'd like to do right by his son. After saying this, Bruce becomes serious and the camera focuses on his face, which appears to be on the verge of shedding some tears. Bruce - For twenty years I've tried to get in touch with Bobby, be a dad to him, show him how much I really love him. But for twenty years, that woman, Ms. Kallovski, kept him away from me, told him lies about the drugs I abused, how I left her and Bobby to go wrestle in Canada, how I never sent 'em a single cent of child support. Right now, I stand before you as the most decorated SWF World Heavyweight champ in history, but I'm also here right now as a father who would gladly trade in the trappings of rock 'n' wrestling stardom just so he could know his son better. (pauses as the crowd yells "SHOWTIME ROCKS!" in support of the champion) Showtime rocks alright, but you know what rocks even more? Daddy time. Goodnight, Constituents. Got a match against Marc DuBois later. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Almighty Dollar Issues Open Challenge (78/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> Before Bruce could head back to the locker room and collect himself, Rich Money's ring music plays in the background, and he emerges from Aegalaeus Position with Remo, microphones in hand as the crowd showers them with boos. Money - Is tonight's rerun of Days of Our Lives over? Because I'm feeling like a bored suburban housewife now, Jack. One whose son is probably off at school terrorizing the other kids, while her boyfriend is off at the foundry or wherever he earns his minimum-wage pay, and the kid's father is rich beyond his wildest dreams, playing sold-out arenas and lucking out on high-level titles. So she watches some other guy not unlike the kid's father pour his heart out and talk about wanting to be a FATHER to his bastard son. But that's not why we came here, Jack. Well, I did come here to say you're doing it wrong again. You're barking up the wrong tree just like you did four years ago when you were telling all these MARKS that I was the man behind those mysterious sneak attacks. Bruce - Yeah? So tell me then why there's a bit of a similarity between your so-called tribute video and the one you made for Valiant to make him look like a womanizer and a drunk? Come on, Rich. (sounding irritated and disinterested) You know you hate me, Rich, and you, Remo, couldn't take the fact that I made you look like the dum-dum you are at Supreme Challenge, so you went ahead and tried ta' spite me with that video. Money - Still, That doesn't mean I did it. Haven't you thought of the fact that you've got a lot of enemies who want to make you look bad? Maybe it was Karen Killer herself who made that video. She's a journalist, isn't she? Editor of Burning Dorothy? Bruce - The only thing she's interested in shooting...are rock star orgies and pornographic selfies with her puppies all sagging and her tattoos all wrinkly and faded. Money (laughing) - But you still don't have proof that I commissioned someone to make that video, much less shoot it myself and do all the interviews. You're forgetting again. I'm Money. I have more important things to do and better places to be at than hanging out in the rough parts of New York and L.A. and interviewing your former and present bandmates. Or going to Atlanta and speaking to that ignoramus Lee Wright who thinks that a botch-happy sort like yourself is Piledriver's finest graduate, and not the man you're talking to right now. Remo - Leave him alone, okay, Rich? Time's a-wastin' and we haven't even gotten a chance to say our piece. (pauses) We came here to issue a CHALLENGE...to any tag team in Supreme. Ever wonder why the titles mean so little? Ever stop to think why we didn't object much when Rich and Coach asked Mr. Bowen if Des and Marc could focus on singles? Those belts don't mean diddley squat, and we're here to make 'em mean somethin' again. Money - But first, we've got to have a tune-up of sorts. And if we win that tune-up match, then I see no reason why we shouldn't challenge for the tag team titles, and go one further than you, Jack. The SWF's first-ever Triple Crown Title winners...Rich Money and Remo, The Almighty Dollar. I love the sound of that, Jack. First-ever Triple Crown Title winners. And tonight could be the first step getting there. Remo - It's all open, tag teams of Supreme. Me, the Alpha Dog, Remo. The Moneyman, Rich Money. The drivin' forces of The Almighty Dollar against any tag team who feels like they're worthy to lock up against us. Just remember...it may be non-title, but once Welcome to the Jungle is over and done with, we're goin' for the jugular. Money - That's Money, Jack. Not some sob story about how you fathered a kid in L.A. and left him and his mother high and dry, and how you want to make things right 20 years after the fact. I have to admit I liked that video...but again, that doesn't mean I was behind it. Remo (mockingly) - See you on Judge Judy, deadbeat daddy!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Cameron Vessey vs Vengeance (58/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CameronVesseyalt_zpsccca34c0.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</div> Vengeance's return has been getting a lot of hype since the previous week, and to keep him looking strong, he gets to face one of those "Dude, Where's My Push?" guys who have seen their relevance drop in recent times - Cameron Vessey. The second-generation star doesn't have much to offer except a nice legsweep that throws Vengeance off his balance, but most of his other offensive moves have little effect on the big man. Chalk up a convincing win to Vengeance in his return, via Six Feet Under. WINNER - Vengeance in 4:22</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Refuses Chase Alliance (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EmmaChasealt4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</div> Following Vengeance's win, Emma Chase's new ring music - "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - plays in the background, as she's followed by New Chase Agency members Brandon James, The Zim, Asher Ginsberg and John Greed. Just one week after Vengeance's beatdown at the hands of everyone in the faction, it looks like Easy Emma and company are here to invite the former Chase SinCorporated Chairman back into the fold. Chase - Good evening, Mr. DeBones. Not a bad way to return to Supreme TV, I would say. Vengeance - What part of "I resign from The Chase Agency" do you not understand, Emma? Chase (laughing) - To be frank with you, Mr. DeBones, EVERYTHING. When you lost to Christian Faith at Master of Puppets, you said you needed time off, and as Chairman, that was justified. But don't you like what Mr. James and myself have done to the organization in the time you were away? It's not all dark, serious and evil like you wanted it, but hey, all work and no play makes Skull DeBones a dull boy! (unbuttons her shirt until the "dollar signs" are partly showing) Don't go around saying you don't miss this, Mr. DeBones. Vengeance - Emma, just as I said last time, you and Brandon did exactly what I didn't want you to do. You turned sin, which is no joking matter, into a trifle. You turned my loyal soldiers, Asher and John, into walking caricatures of Gluttony and Greed. You fooled around with Brandon and Zimmerman whenever possible, to say little of the other men you do business with on the side. And didn't you let your employees loose on me last Tuesday? Chase - We just felt you needed a little convincing. Yes, Mr. DeBones, the door is still open. Vengeance - And I'm walking OUT. It is people like you, Brandon and even you too, Zimmerman, Asher and John, who make the SWF into a cesspool of injustice. Between you and Rich Money and his prevailing attitude that money can buy anything and anyone, including our own ex-employees Desmond and Marc... James - Forget about The Can't Miss Prospects. Mr. DuBois walked out on us for a month just like you did. It was all about keeping things lean and mean pursuant to the survival of the company. And look where it has got us. We have this. (holds up his Nothing to Lose Briefcase) Things are better now, Mr. DeBones. Vengeance - ...as I was saying, I think I'm going to go for you first. For what you did when I was trying to find myself back after the loss to Christian Faith. For turning John Greed into a subservient corporate zombie. And YOU, Brandon James, if you really believe you deserve that briefcase and contract you hold in your hands, I challenge YOU to put it on the line at Welcome to the Jungle. James - What you are asking for is bordering on eristic, Mr. DeBones. But before I accept your challenge and put this briefcase up for grabs little more than a month after I had won it, Emma and myself would like to show you once again...what happens to those who leave The Chase Agency under dubitable circumstances. (snaps his fingers) This triggers a mass beatdown at the hands of the New Chase Agency, but more importantly, Vengeance's refusal to join the stable means that his face turn was a complete success.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Vengeance Beaten Down 3-on-1 (61/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AshCampbell_alt_zpscc3618ed.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ZimmyBumfhole_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg</div> James and Chase just watch as Asher Ginsberg, John Greed and The Zim all attack Vengeance in the ring, with the former Father of Sin hard-pressed to defend himself against the three New Chase Agency employees. Vengeance is able to take Ginsberg out, but The Zim and Greed relentlessly pummel on Vengeance until he's left lying in the ring. The announcers call for a commercial as the three employees rejoin their CEO and EVP and return triumphantly to the locker room.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Chase and James Rant About Gilmore and Vengeance (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EmmaChasealt4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> The commercial break is over, the New Chase Agency thugs and Vengeance are now in the "safety" of the locker room after officials tried to break things up (as seen on the SWF App!), and Chase and James are in the ring talking about how they made quick work of Vengeance...and how they plan to do the same to Tom "Angry" Gilmore tonight. Chase - Now that's...good business. James - Be that as it may, Mr. DeBones, your resignation has been accepted by Chase Agency Chief Executive Officer Ms. Emma Chase and Executive Vice President Mr. Brandon James, effective immediately. Now I believe we have other things to take care of, is that right, Emma? Chase - Tom Gilmore, in particular. James - Two weeks ago, that infidel, if I may borrow the term, made his presence felt once again on Supreme TV, at the expense of our match. And I believe that these proletarians of the SWF Galaxy deserve to see a definitive conclusion to the set-to I had with Mr. Gilmore from a couple shows back. And when I say a couple, I actually mean two weeks, not like the generic way most of you grammatically-challenged members of the SWF Galaxy would use it. Chase - Couldn't have said it better, Brandon. Now if we could have the Commissioner, Mr. Bowen, out here for a few moments to make tonight's rematch with Mr. Gilmore official? And Brandon, are you sure you want to put your contract on the line at Welcome to the Jungle? James - You have to admit it, Emma, Mr. DeBones has, and always will be an interloper. He was not part of the original Chase Agency, and you definitely should remember the time our stock prices took a 1929-esque dive when Mr. DeBones' presence became more of a deterrent than a fillip to the procurement of further success as an organization, and as individuals. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Barry and Lisa Bowen Book James Against Gilmore, James Against Vengeance (54/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LisaBowen_zps563b5c1c.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Commissioner Bowen and his daughter/assistant Lisa emerge from the locker room after that last set of lines, and it looks like Lisa Bowen is now being pushed as someone who doesn't have much gray matter up there (even as James is known for his use of big words) yet got hired at her job just because she's dating Rich Money and related to the Commish. L. Bowen - Brandon, I do not understand half of the words you have just said, but this as much I understand. You want a rematch against Tom Gilmore on tonight's Supreme TV, is that correct? B. Bowen - I'll handle this, honey... James - Yes, that is correct, Mr. and Ms. Bowen. Our previous encounter on Supreme TV has yet to reach its denouement. L. Bowen - Daddy, what's Brandon talking about? B. Bowen - Just relax there, Lisa, I'm on it. (to James) Consider it done, Brandon. Unfortunately though, I cannot allow you and Vengeance to compete for the Nothing to Lose contract you had just won so recently. What I can give you, however, is a Hardcore Match...the first ever in the history of the Welcome to the Jungle pay-per-view. James - Your attempts at innovation are much appreciated, but are you cognizant of the fact that most of those attempts are geared towards the benefit of Rich Money and The Almighty Dollar? B. Bowen - HEY!!! I stand for Justice and Equality as the Commissioner of the Supreme Wrestling Federation, and I resent such implications. You want to put your briefcase and contract on the line just because you're upset over Vengeance changing the motivation for his cuckoo act? Fine by me. We'll make it a match.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Krustacean Kirk Gets Ready (21/E)</div> Due to High Stakes Head Trainer Rory McCallum discovering that John Anderson did indeed frame Chris Morrisette up and have Kirk Jameson rank first in the Mentors Poll from two weeks back, Jameson is guesting on Supreme TV for tonight, and while his performance in this match will hold some weight in how he'll be ranked on the next poll, the result won't be counted in his High Stakes W-L record. But it's not Kirk Jameson we see here, but his alter-ego Krustacean Kirk! And Chris Morrisette has apparently returned to being Lobster Warrior! Could this be for good? Kirk - I can't believe you finally gave in to John Anderson. I thought what we did on High Stakes was just gonna be a one-time deal? Lobby (avoiding Kirk's observation) - Have no fear, Krustacean Kirk! The fearless Conqueror of the Underwater, Lobster Warrior is back in business, and we shall teach those devious Biggins brothers,traitors to their own country, a SNAPPEH lesson they will never forget! Kirk - This is still stupid, Chris. Lobby - Not Chris, Krustacean Kirk! That's what they call me when I head home after a long, hard day fighting off evil supervillains like Koshiro Ino and Biggz in Japan! It's LLLLLLLLOBSTER WARRIOR, and Commissioner McCallum... Kirk - He's not like Commissioner Gordon. (pauses) Hell, at least he's not like Commissioner Bowen either. Lobby - ...he has given YOU a chance to guest on Supreme TV as my tag team partner, because he has realized that Lobster Warrior was NOT GUILTY of boosting your Mentors Poll ranking by placing you first! Let's go, Krustacean Kirk. And let's make it... (pauses as he snaps his pincers) ...SNAPPEH. (sounding like Adam West-era Batman) TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs Biggz in Japan (w/Koshiro Ino) (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/LobsterWarrioralt2.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/KirkJamesonalt_zps412a4c50.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BartBigginsalt3.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BrettBigginsalt.jpg</div> Why the hell are Biggz in Japan on Supreme TV and not jobbing on Uprising? That's because this match is mainly to build anticipation for the Lobster Warrior vs Koshiro Ino match for the new United States title at Welcome to the Jungle. John Anderson briefly replaces Jason Azaria on commentary for this match, and he seems happy to see Chris Morrisette wearing the lobster suit and mask once again. Of course, he has to endure some grief from Peter Michaels for framing up Lobby/Chris, but he explains that it had to happen - you don't get anywhere by being boring and honest. Honest, however, is one thing Biggz in Japan isn't, as they liberally double-team Krustacean Kirk (Jameson), with Koshiro Ino climbing the apron several times to distract the ad hoc Underwater Union revival. Anderson looks disappointed as Lobby wins this one the honest way, with a Lobster Trap on Brett-San, but perks up when he sees Lobby using the ropes for leverage, with Ric Young unaware of the sneaky move. WINNERS - Lobby and Krustacean Kirk in 6:14</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Accepts The Almighty Dollar Challenge (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Despite hints of SWF Swagger making a return of sorts, the return of Lobster Warrior and Supreme TV debut of Krustacean Kirk provided something for the little kids, and there's more to come, courtesy of Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord, who are accepting Rich Money and Remo's tag team challenge. Both Hero Squad members are backstage, where Jason Azaria is interviewing them after he informs the audience they've accepted the challenge. Atomic - RICH MONEY!!!!!!!! YOU RAMPANT RAPSCALLION TAPING TAWDRY, SALACIOUS SECRETS OF THE ROCK 'N' ROLL ROCK STARS LIKE JACK BRUCE AND PURVEYORS OF PUISSANT PATRIOTISM LIKE VALIANT!!!!!! Jungle Lord - Cap Atomic vacobulamary like Brandon James! Atomic - NOT FUNNY, JUNGLE LORD!!!!!!!!!!! LAST WEEK, THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR USED THEIR SKULLDUGGEROUS SNEAKY STRATEGIES TO EMERGE VICTORIOUS OVER THE ALLIED FORCES. BUT THEY GAVE THEM A HARD TIME!!!!!! A HARD TIME!!!!! Tonight, SWF Galaxy...tonight, tonight, tonight...THEY WILL FIND OUT THEY WILL HAVE AN EVEN MORE DIFFICULT, DEBILITATING AND DESTRUCITOUS TIME AGAINST HERO SQUAD!!!!!!! BECAUSE WE HAVE THESE TITILLATING TITLES OF THE TAG TEAM UNIVERSE...AND THEY DON'T BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE ELECTROMAGNETIC FORCE FIELD FLUTTERING AT FANTASTIC SPEED AND FLATTENING THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR INTO A NOT-SO-MIGHTY FRACTION OF A HARDAWAY PENNY!!!!!!! BECAUSE AS ALL THE LITTLE PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND THEIR LARGE HADRON PARENTS KNOW...NOBODY LIKES IT WHEN CAPTAIN ATOMIC GETS...RAAAAAAAAADIOOOOOAAAAAAAACTIVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jungle Lord - BUY OUR MERCHANDISE!!!! HERO SQUAD WIN!!!! (lets out his inverted Tarzan yell) Atomic - NOT FUNNY, JUNGLE LORD!!!!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bowen Refuses to Book Faith vs Frehley (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Meanwhile, it looks like Barry Bowen has his own Commissioner's Office, months after priding himself as a hands-on Commish who feels no need to conduct his business in the confines of a converted dressing room. In here, he's safe from the barbaric Jim Force-esque screams of Captain Atomic, but he's got himself one unhappy camper in Christian Faith opening the door and having a few forceful words with him. In this angle, we get to see another side of Bowen, as he acts overly informal and cordial around Faith, in an effort to curry favor with the Supreme Legend. Faith - So I see you finally got yourself an office, Mr. Bowen. B. Bowen - Yes indeed, Christian. Sometimes it gets tiring to walk around the locker room and be on everybody's ass, making sure nobody messes around. (pauses) And drop the formality. We've been in the ring together so many times since the last decade. Call me Barry. Faith - Why the sudden change in demeanor, Barry? B. Bowen - I may be the Commissioner, man, but I want you to feel at home when you're with me, Legend. So what brings you here? Faith - Steve Frehley's booked tonight against Randy Bumfhole. No disrespect against Randy. He's a really feisty kid, and he is by far my favorite Bumfhole brother, but wasn't I supposed to be facing Steve tonight? In an I Quit Match? I'm invoking my rematch clause, Barry, and I think it's right that you honor that request. B. Bowen - Yes, Christian, but you do know that Steve is a loose cannon. He cannot be controlled. I hate to admit it in front of you, but I actually fear Steve Frehley. Faith - So why do you keep feeding him people like Freddy Garcia and Randy Bumfhole, nice guys, I'm definitely sure about that, but people who may only find themselves beaten up even after the match is over and done with? B. Bowen - Because they aren't 47 years old, Christian. They've got their whole careers ahead of them. You, Christian, you may not have more than a couple years remaining, and you certainly want to extend your shelf life, don't you? You want to be in tip-top shape for your Number One Contender match against Remo, right? Faith - Yes I do, but you agree with me that Steve manipulated the Technical Committee to get the win, right? You know that I didn't say "I Quit" at Supreme Challenge, is that correct? B. Bowen - Yes, Legend. Faith (sounding very intense) - Barry, I don't appreciate your attempts to patronize me by calling me "Legend." That's up for the Faithful of the SWF Galaxy to decide, not a man of questionable morals and conflicting interests like yourself. Next week, I will GET that I Quit Match against Frehley. And if you don't give me that match, even if I've shown you everything - medical documents, second opinions and the like - you might as well add my name to your list of undesirables, and put it ahead of the Men Unda Pressure or Nicky Champion. B. Bowen - ..... Faith - You don't want to mess with a man who has Faith, Barry. Have a nice day. (stands up) Faith slams the door to Bowen's office on the way out as the Commish's face looks a bit stressed - if he wants to get on the good side of Faith, he'll have to try something else aside from his obviously artificial behavior from earlier...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Des Davids) - non-title match (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/MarcDuBois.jpg</div> Not only does this match look like an abortion because DuBois seems to be high on something; Jack Bruce appears to be going through the motions here (in storyline) and wishing he could be somewhere else and not having to wrestle with his mind so preoccupied. Peter Michaels says as much - "This is not the Jack Bruce we know. The only thing on his mind right now is his son, and if he isn't careful, he might just concede an upset victory to Marc DuBois." For a moment, Bruce looks like he might tap out of the Model Solution, but he regains his bearings towards the end, prevents Des Davids and Richie Pangrazzio Jr. from interfering, and takes the young Canadian out with a New York Minute. WINNER - Bruce in 7:30</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Giedroyc Rants About Eisen (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg</div> At this point, we learn that Jack Giedroyc vs Eric Eisen in a Tables Match has been confirmed for Welcome to the Jungle, and another Tables Match is also good to go, pitting Randy Bumfhole and The Zim, both masters of the tables back when they were tag partners. Reporting the action backstage is Dawn the Cheerleader, and in what could be her first storyline conversation with Jack Giedroyc since the latter turned face, she's interviewing the former Rogue about his fresh feud with the Supreme Iconoclast, Eric Eisen. Dawn (to herself) - Well, this is awkward... (clearing her throat) WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm here with Jack Giedroyc, one half of The Allied Forces, who shall be facing Eric Eisen at Welcome to the Jungle in a Tables Match, and if I may ask you a couple... Giedroyc - For the last time, Dawn, you don't need to be afraid. This isn't the Rogue of old, and I haven't run with the Chase Agency in months. Dawn - Apology's long been accepted, Jack. Anyway, you've got a three-on-three match coming up - The Allied Forces and Joshua Taylor versus The Eisen Entourage... (still sounding a bit nervous) I hope I'm asking the right question... Giedroyc - Well, Dawn, I understand I was a right tosser to you back when I turned on Valiant back in 2010, and again, I'm very sorry, but if you and The Awesomeness ever fall out... Dawn - Who told you, Jack? Me, Jeff and Huey are getting along perfectly. Giedroyc - Yeah, but I sure can use a Cheerleader in my corner. And so can Valiant. You know there's nothin' like Valiant and myself hitting the ring while Hannah's wearin' her Stars and Stripes dress, and you're representin' the U.K. with that Union Jack cheerleader outfit. Dawn the Cheerleader from Hollywood, California, in the corner of a Brummie like me'self... Dawn (laughing) - Sure sounds like fun, Jack, but if I were you, I'd first make sure Valiant and Hannah sort their problems out first. Anyway, I actually came here to talk about your Tables Match with Eric Eisen at Welcome to the Jungle. That's one of two Tables Matches, aside from the match featuring Randy Bumfhole vs The Zim. And I hear that match is going to be Best Two out of Three Tables! GOOOOOO RANDY! What are your thoughts on your Tables Match against Eric? Giedroyc (also laughing) - Two of Three Tables, huh? I hope Randy gives that sex-starved brother of his some serious back problems, then! Anyway, the Bumfholes, I'll acknowledge, they're masters of the table match. And this, for me, is brand-new territory in the SWF. Not that I haven't wrestled a tables match ever, and God knows I took a helluva lot o' punishment in the Nothing to Lose Ladder Match. But I'll tell 'ya this...back when I was at Pittsburgh, I sent a lot of 'em crashing against...and Crashing On tables. Dawn - But wasn't Pittsburgh a good six to seven years ago? Giedroyc - I haven't forgotten a single thing, Dawn. And when it comes to that Supremacist Crybaby Eric Eisen, who, must I add, cost us a sure upset against The Almighty Dollar last week, I'm gonna show that stereotyper just how we used ta' do it in Pittsburgh. He's had everythin' handed to him on a silver platter...but at Welcome to the Jungle, it'll be his arse handed to 'im...as I come Crashing On...the Right Way.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole vs Steve Frehley (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley.jpg</div> Randy Bumfhole gets his usual entrance and starts off by calling out The Zim and hyping their upcoming Tables Match, but the moment Steve Frehley enters the ring, the promo's all over, as Frehley goes straight to work on Bumfhole. Calum Nelson of High Stakes is guesting on commentary for this match and the next, and he believes Randy B. would make a great Partay Dude, because his career's gone to seed following the Bumfholes' breakup. Partay Dude or not, Bumfhole doesn't have much of a chance, as he falls victim to a Frehley's Comet close to six minutes into the match. WINNER - Frehley in 5:59</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Frehley Rants About Bruce and Faith (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley.jpg</div> Following his win, Frehley adds insult to injury, delivering another Frehley's Comet to Bumfhole and threatening to beat down even further, if not for earlier referee Jez McArthuer yelling "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!" and helping Bumfhole out of the ring with the help of a couple stage hands. One of the stage hands gives Frehley "the f---in' mic" and he starts cutting a promo on his main rival, Christian Faith, as well as his opponent at Welcome to the Jungle, five-time World Heavyweight champion Jack Bruce. Frehley - One more victim. That's ONE MORE VICTIM before I reclaim the World Heavyweight Title, and I hope you're payin' attention, Bruce. I don't give a f--- about your little custody battle for that spittin' image of yours. But you know what? It's pretty typical of you to go get one of yo' groupies pregnant, leave 'em when it matters the most, then pretend nothin' happened. That's not how we do it in the streets. You f--- up, you man up to it. You've always been scared, Mr. Rock Star, Mr. Cream of the Crop drawin' attention to nobody else but yourself. (pauses) But perhaps this whole "I knocked up a groupie in '92 and have this kid I haven't seen in 20 years" thing of yours is all a charade, you know? All a brilliant scheme of yours to make people go pay attention to you, as if you don't get enough attention as it is. Go tell your tale of woe to E! True Hollywood Stories or Behind the Music for all I care. That's what all you materialistic rock gods are good for anyway. (pauses) Because no amount of attention from these idiots in the audience is gonna help you at Welcome to the Jungle. I'm not only gonna win my World Heavyweight title back, JACK...I'm also gonna send you to an early retirement, both in the ring...and in the world of music. Perhaps you'd have some quality time to spend with your kid, if it's any consolation... Now YOU, Christian Faith, I'm not gonna patronize you like what Bowen is doin'. I ain't gonna call you an old man, a dinosaur, a relic, or whatever reference those people make to the elderly. That's weak, Faith. That's juvenile. And that ain't the Frehley Way. I ain't gonna stoop down either to your level and find myself an Uncle Tom of my own whom I can push around and make to feel inferior through kindness. Now I understand you want a rematch...you want to make me, that street kid whom you picked up nine years ago in L.A., feel inferior by makin' me say "I Quit." I already told y'all last week...I ACCEPT. I'mma do this for all my homies from the projects...all my n----s who've felt marginalized by the white man since the Jim Crow era. All my n----s who couldn't get a fair shake because of the rich white businessman...and good ol' Southern boys like Christian Faith who go ridin' their Harleys 'round the country and lookin' for another Rent-a-N---- to nurture and treat like their modern-day slave. You want a rematch? You want somebody to actually say the words "I Quit"? You want to receive more punishment at the hands of the Dark Destroyer? As I said right after Supreme Challenge, YOU GOT IT, CHRISTIAN FAITH! (pauses as he prepares to snarl his catchphrase) You and Bruce are one and the same. Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About James (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg</div> As Steve Frehley leaves the ring to a booing crowd following his racially explosive promo, Tom "Angry" Gilmore is backstage, preparing for his match in the main event against Brandon James. Gilmore - For once, MISTER Bowen has done something right. He's got me scheduled against Mr. Nothing to Lose, Midyear 2013 refresh, Brandon "Big Money" James. Better yet, he's banned Vengeance from ringside. So let me tell you this, Brandon, and I'm only gonna say it once. YOU DO NOT MESS WITH THE WRATH OF SANITY, THE SWF'S ORIGINAL STRAIGHT-EDGE SUPERSTAR, AND WALK AWAY WITHOUT ME PUTTING THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOU!!!! No thanks to that big demon Vengeance, who suddenly thinks he can be the Avenging Angel again, just like that...I failed to put the Fear of Gilmore into you, Big Money. THAT WON'T BE THE CASE THIS TIME, BECAUSE NOBODY WALKS AWAY FROM A MATCH WITH TOM "ANGRY" GILMORE WITHOUT FEELING WORSE FOR THE WEAR...not because of some nosey guy in black robes welcoming himself back to the SWF in the best way he knows how...but because of the man himself, Tom "Angry" Gilmore. You, Big Money, are nothing but practice...before I put the fear of Gilmore into Rich Money at Welcome to the Jungle. </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Dozer Gets Ready (31/E)</div> As Motley Crue's 1980s hair anthem "Kickstart My Heart" plays in the background, The Eisen Entourage is partying it up backstage. Per usual, their backstage area is littered with beer cans and empty pizza boxes, but now the "Occupy SWF" sign has been joined by a few others - "Down with Caricature Businessmen - RICH MONEY/BIG MONEY" (with accompanying drawings of Rich Money and Brandon James) and, in something more relevant to the present feud, "Who Needs Lullabies When You've Got The Allied Snore-Ces? - VALIUM AND JACK GIE-DROLL"</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">The Allied Forces and Joshua Taylor vs The Eisen Entourage (66/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BulldozerBrandon_alt6_zps0941735d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/FreddyHuggins_zpsdafa29d9.jpg</div> This match serves as a warm-up of sorts in preparation for the Giedroyc vs Eisen Tables Match at Welcome to the Jungle, and the Entourage hits the ring with two of the signs from the earlier segment - the Allied Forces and Occupy SWF signs. Despite being a random reinforcement to the Forces, Josh Taylor seems to mesh well with his teammates for the evening, and almost has Franklin Huggins tapping out of the Butterfly Lock, if not for a distraction from Eric Eisen. This distraction allows Huggins to tag Dozer Smith in, and the former NCAA football lineman is able to nail Valiant with the Backdrop Driver at the 4:30 mark. Valiant (still without Hannah as a manager) kicks out of that, though, and after he counters a Dozer suplex attempt into a V-Split, he hot-tags Taylor into the match, while Smith does the same to Eisen. The match ends when the newly-minted Supreme Iconoclast is clotheslined outside by Taylor - as Eisen lands on the protective mat, Jack Giedroyc unloads with the Crashing On, and the impact is good enough for Eisen, currently the legal man, to get counted out by Darren Smith. WINNERS - The Allied Forces and Taylor in 6:52 via count-out</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Captain Atomic Gets Ready (68/C+)</div> One word. YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad © vs The Almighty Dollar (w/Lisa Bowen) - non-title match (82/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpg</div> For this match, we've got five men calling the action - Michaels, Fry and Azaria still joined by Calum Nelson (as a reward for winning the High Stakes Battle Royal) and now, Mainstream of the 24/7 Partay Dudez. Michaels repeatedly attempts to stop Nelson from fawning at the Partay Dudez and redirect his attention to the ongoing match. Like last week's encounter with The Allied Forces, The Almighty Dollar has a lot of difficulty against the reigning tag team champs Hero Squad, and the champs even come within a hair of winning after Captain Atomic hits a Mushroom Cloud on Rich Money and tags Jungle Lord in for the Jungle Jack-Jammer. Sam Sparrow counts nice and slow, and even pauses in the middle of his three-count, allowing Money to kick out! "A brilliant official", says Money apologist Duane Fry. "Why can't all referees be like Sam Sparrow?" Despite their efforts, Hero Squad find themselves on the losing end, as Money takes advantage of Nelson and Mainstream's boy band dancing (and Sparrow's indifference to the distraction) to hit the Bank Roll on Jungle Lord and come away with the win...and possibly a title shot as Money and Remo strive to become the SWF's first Triple Crown champs in history. After The Almighty Dollar wins it, they stop to taunt Mainstream and Nelson, with Remo telling Mainstream that "Autotune ain't Money." That's telling 'em, Alpha Dog. WINNERS - The Almighty Dollar in 13:24</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Gets Ready (82/B)</div> Backstage, Tom "Angry" Gilmore is watching the previous match, and preparing to face up against Nothing to Lose contract holder Brandon James. The intense Gilmore looks this close to ripping off a television monitor, and is screaming "I'M GONNA GET THAT STINKIN' CHEAT RICH MONEY!!!!" as Jessie tries to restrain him and keep his anger healthy ahead of tonight's match.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore" (w/Jessie) vs Brandon James (w/"Easy" Emma" Chase) (88/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Brandon James, accompanied by Emma Chase, enters the ring cocky as ever, showing off his Nothing to Lose briefcase and pointing at it as he prepares to face Angry Gilmore in a rematch booked due to Vengeance's interference causing a draw two weeks back. The rematch is a back-and-forth affair, with James going for a few early covers off a DDT, then off a superplex, and Gilmore controlling the fifth to twelfth minutes. As Jessie and Easy Emma get into yet another snipe-fest outside, that throws Gilmore's focus off and allows James to land a crushing Brandon Bomb Drop, which is kicked out of at two. We then see James trying to have his way with clotheslines, stiff punches and a nasty powerslam, but that can't save him from the Anger Management, which Gilmore miraculously uses on James after he blocks a Big Money Move attempt. Jez McArthuer counts ONE, TWO, THREE, and Gilmore wins this rematch, keeping him strong for his Supreme Heavyweight match against Rich Money at Welcome to the Jungle. James still has his Nothing to Lose briefcase/contract, but he'll have to put up a good fight against Vengeance at WttJ to ensure he retains that right to cash in a title shot of his choice within 12 months of Supreme Challenge XXXIII. WINNER - Gilmore in 16:10</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - The Almighty Dollar Beats Down on Gilmore (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg</div> As James is being helped out of the ring by Easy Emma, The Almighty Dollar reenters the ring, beating down on Gilmore and sending him a brutal message two weeks before Welcome to the Jungle! James sees what's going on and sneaks in a Nothing to Lose briefcase shot on Gilmore, but Remo's presence causes him to back off and watch the beatdown - Gilmore doesn't have much of a storyline beef with James, but he sure has with Rich Money and Remo! </div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Pull Apart Brawl (75/B-)</div> As Tom "Angry" Gilmore falls victim to a 2-on-1 (occasionally 3-on-1) beatdown, the cavalry runs in, in the form of Jack Bruce and Nicky Champion! Despite losing his focus due to his "tribute" video (allegedly produced by Rich Money, though he denies it), Bruce angrily pounds away on Money, while Champion focuses on Remo. But just as James is about to resume what he wanted to start with Gilmore, the lights go out and Vengeance's ring music starts to play! The fans are cheering at the top of their lungs as Vengeance quickly enters the ring, delivering a Six Feet Under to James and threatening to do the same to The Almighty Dollar, who have their hands full against Bruce, Champion and a recovered Gilmore. Several officials have to be called into the ring to break things up, as the announcers talk about all the bad blood that should be flowing at Welcome to the Jungle - Vengeance vs James, Gilmore vs Money, Faith vs Remo, Bruce vs Frehley and lots more, a total of nine matches confirmed for the main show, plus at least one match (Shooting Star) confirmed for the pre-show.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 86/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 79/B Increased Popularity in 8 Regions Supreme TV Rating - 15.87</div></blockquote>

3rdStringPG · July 4, 2013

OOC - Yes, I know I promised a backstage segment before Supreme TV, but I'll have that edited on by tomorrow, I hope, with another backstage segment preceding Uprising as well. Schedule's gotten even busier, unfortunately. If things don't get any more toxic, Uprising will be up tomorrow or Saturday.

You'll also notice that I introduced immunity points in this High Stakes - that's something I totally forgot about until now. As such, last week's High Stakes has been edited to include some mechanics on how the points works, and no one will be getting eliminated on the next show. Two, however, will be cut on Week Eleven.

SWF High Stakes

The Den (New England)

Wednesday, August 7, 2013 (Week 1)

CAST:

(Rookie - Mentor)

Nate "Fro Sure" Lee - Nicky Champion

Lazarus McKenzie - Squeeky McClean

Kirk Jameson - Chris Morrisette

Calum Nelson - Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord (Hero Squad)

Dave Newton - Rich Money

Tommy "Scythe" Alexander - Brandon James

HIGH STAKES:

ANGLE - Champion Hypes Jameson (76/B-)

The High Stakes rookies enter the ring once again, in order of their rankings in the Week Nine Mentors Poll - Tommy Alexander, Nate Lee, Lazarus McKenzie, Kirk Jameson, Dave Newton and Calum Nelson. For winning this week, Nelson gets one immunity point, but doesn't draw a bye as Jameson wrestled twice last week - he gets to sit back and watch for tonight. The rookies face their mentors, and for starters, the mentors are asked to hype the rookie whom they ranked first on the Week Nine poll. Nicky Champion starts first, and he hypes Kirk Jameson, saying he showed a lot of character and flexibility by agreeing to wrestle as Krustacean Kirk on Supreme TV, and that he provides the SWF Galaxy with a great mix of brawling and technical skills, with his Bulls Eye and Kirk-Hold finishers respectively.

ANGLE - McClean Hypes Nelson (76/B-)

Next, Squeeky McClean says he ranked Calum Nelson at first because while he abhors boy band music, he recognizes the 24/7 Partay Dudez as "great athletes and sports entertainers", and Nelson knows Money when he sees it. As McClean says this, Rich Money can be seen giving him an icy glare - obviously, Money doesn't see any, well, Money in the Partay Dudez...

ANGLE - James Hypes McKenzie (80/B)

Brandon James says he ranked Laz McKenzie first because "Mr. McKenzie has all the core competencies to succeed in the increasingly competitive environment of Supreme Wrestling." Translating James' business jargon to English, he means Laz has got the athleticism, wrestling skills, entertainment skills and charisma to succeed.

ANGLE - Money Hypes Nelson (77/B-)

Score another point for the Partay Dudez's "groupie" (as per Katie Cameron), because Rich Money is adding to what Squeeky said earlier - no, he doesn't believe the Partay Dudez are Money, but he believes Calum Nelson is. Money says Nelson shows the ruthlessness to make it as an SWF Superstar, and aside from his own rookie Dave Newton, there isn't anyone else who oozes as much charisma as the kayfabe male model from Pittsburgh.

ANGLE - Captain Atomic Hypes Lee (69/C+)

We can assume Lee finished last on most other mentors' rankings, because this week's fifth placer was Captain Atomic's choice...

Atomic - NATHANIEL NATE LEE WILL NIHILATE [sic] THE COMPETITION IN A NANOSECOND, WITH HIS NEUTRON DANCING DISCO MOVES AND HIS HIP HOP HIPPETY HOPPING RIVETING RHYMES AND HIS RAMBUNCTIOUS RAUCOUS, RAAAAAAADIO-AAAAAAAAAACTIVE RING WORK THAT MAKES HIM THE LORD OF THE HIGH STAAAAAAAKES RIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!

Right, Captain Atomic.

ANGLE - Lobby Hypes Newton (69/C+)

Well, this is a surprise, because while Lobster Warrior (not Chris Morrisette he isn't) is still technically a face, he admits he ranked Dave Newton, a heel, first in this week's poll! While Newton may be forced to follow the example of the "devious" Rich Money, Lobby believes Newton has more in-ring skill and more "guile" than any of the other rookies. At this point, we're also reminded by Peter Michaels that John Anderson will be guesting tonight on High Stakes, and will take on Lobster Warrior in the main event, as booked by Rory McCallum.

ANGLE - Alexander Booked Against McKenzie (46/D-)

This week's last-placer on the polls, Tommy Alexander, is booked by McCallum in a match against...no, not fifth-placer Nate Lee, but one of two heels he's yet to face on High Stakes, Lazarus McKenzie. Alexander shoots his mentor Brandon James an angry glare, seemingly angry that he chose McKenzie as his top-ranked rookie in the Mentors Poll, but then again, mentors cannot rank their rookies first in the weekly survey.

Lazarus McKenzie (w/Squeeky McClean) vs Tommy Alexander (w/Brandon James) (28/E)

This match features the two largest High Stakes rookies going up against each other, but while McKenzie is a specimen who has more than a few impact moves and suplex variations to go with his strength and athleticism, Alexander is a plodding Vengeance clone with even less moves and a lot less polish. Still, Alexander goes over in this match, relying on Brandon James to distract McKenzie (so much for ranking him first) and set him up for the chokeslam.

WINNER - Alexander in 4:49

ANGLE - Lee Wins High Stakes Obstacle Course (22/E)

The High Stakes Obstacle Course is next, and Rory McCallum explains the setup of the course - tires, three barriers, a balance beam, ten push-ups in a designated area, then a push of a heavy cart back to the starting line. The winner of this challenge gets another immunity point, which will play a part in the coming weeks, as nobody will get eliminated in the coming week's show - it's going to be five men competing in Weeks 10 and 11. And the results are:

1. Nate Lee 37.6

2. Lazarus McKenzie 39.5

3. Dave Newton 41.1

4. Tommy Alexander 46.0

5. Calum Nelson 47.4

6. Kirk Jameson 1:01.2

Reversal of fortunes here, as last week's keg challenge winner Jameson is in last place, as he had tripped on the tallest barrier, while Lee, who finished sixth out of seventh last week, has topped the obstacle course. Lobby seems to be admonishing Jameson about not taking a shortcut, but Jameson brushes the cartoon hero off and says he'll make up for it on the next challenge. Is he aware, though, that Week 10 will see the rookies take part in the Karaoke Challenge?

ANGLE - Hero Squad and Nelson and Newton Argue (50/D)

Backstage, Calum Nelson is getting an earful from Captain Atomic for "FAILING TO UNLEASH THE FURY" in the obstacle course, but Nelson, disrespectful prick that he is, says he's got one immunity point and Captain Atomic can shove that point up his ass, because that's one more than he could get had he been the rookie. Jungle Lord gets involved, calling Nelson "Calum Nelson rude man", and Atomic piles up on the rookie, blaming him for Hero Squad's loss to The Almighty Dollar on Supreme TV. The argument gets even more heated when Dave Newton sticks up for Nelson, but Rory McCallum decides to settle things by booking them in a one-of-a-kind rookie/mentor match - it will be Nelson and Newton versus the former's own mentors, Hero Squad.

Peter Michaels talks about how Calum Nelson has always wanted this match, how he's finally gotten it, and how he'll regret asking for it, because Hero Squad are the tag champs, and they've got what it takes to teach these two brash rookies something about respecting the veterans. Sam Sparrow, being Rich Money's favorite referee, allows Newton a lot of leeway to cheat, and Nelson's flying double axehandle + dance combo gets a lot of heat from the crowd. Still, Hero Squad pulls off the win, as Atomic blocks Newton's fisherman suplex attempt and nails him with the Mushroom Cloud.

WINNER - Hero Squad in 4:46

ANGLE - Lee Gets Ready (21/E)

Newton has since recovered from the Mushroom Cloud, and he's now in the corner of Rich Money - this is probably the only time where he gets to wrestle matches under ten minutes, in case you haven't noticed. Money appears to be getting a lot of resistance from Lee, even if he isn't able to pull off his Sure Thing finisher; in any case, he impresses by dodging the Bank Roll and using the ropes to set up momentum for a splash on the fallen Money. The Moneyman kicks out of that, of course, and a second Bank Roll attempt hits the target, giving the Supreme Heavyweight champ the win.

WINNER - Money in 7:44

ANGLE - Lee Looks Miserable (18/E)

After the match, Nicky Champion tries to boost Lee's spirits, but he looks quite worried, knowing that erstwhile last-placer on the Mentors Poll Tommy Alexander won earlier and that he lost his match - he's obviously concerned about the possibility of elimination.

Lobster Warrior (w/Krustacean Kirk) vs John Anderson (63/C)

So that's why they wanted John Anderson on High Stakes - to test for chemistry and give the fans a match between two polished veterans! The fans do get a match between two polished vets, but they also see some bad chemistry between both men - Lobby and Anderson can't seem to agree when to use which move on the other. But this match isn't without its moments - Anderson nearly taps out of the Crustacean Clutch before grabbing the ropes in desperation, and the Clear Conscience gets countered into the Lobster Trap for the winning finisher. The interesting, if midcard story between Lobby and Anderson continues, as Lobby extends his hand to Anderson, and both men shake hands following the match, very unusual for a technical face and heel, neither of which are expected to turn. Could we be seeing Lobby turn into a comic book villain in time? The kids in the audience hope not...

WINNER - Lobby in 9:57

ANGLE - High Stakes Elimination (32/E)

Sometimes, you've just got to bid one of those fond favorites goodbye after weeks of watching them on High Stakes and we've already seen Ryan Turner and Jimi Adams exit the competition, no big loss for most fans. However, the cheers of the fans are evident as Dave Newton, Laz McKenzie, then Kirk Jameson are declared safe, with Nate Lee and Tommy Alexander in the Bottom 2. Rory McCallum announces Lee's safe for Week Nine, and Alexander's going home - that's good riddance for a lot of fans, considering his Scythe gimmick being a near carbon-copy of Vengeance, and his ring skills refusing to improve in nine weeks.

ANGLE - James and Alexander Beat Down on McCallum (54/D)

McCallum asks Alexander if he has any last words for the SWF Galaxy, and in his booming low voice (not unlike James'), he says "Well, Mr. McCallum, I...", before snapping and attacking McCallum with a similar tombstone piledriver to Vengeance's Skull Krusher! He's joined by James, who blasts McCallum with the Big Money Move, and once that's over and done with, rookie and mentor walk away, booed by the crowd at The Den as some audience members sing "Na Na, Hey Hey, Goodbye" to Alexander.

WEEK NINE STANDINGS:

Calum Nelson - 6-3, 1 immunity point

Kirk Jameson - 5-4, 1 immunity point (from Week 8, Keg Challenge)

Dave Newton - 4-4, 1 immunity point (from Week 8, won Mentors Poll)

Lazarus McKenzie - 3-5

Nate Lee - 3-6, 1 immunity point

Tommy Alexander - 2-6 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 9

Jimi Adams - 2-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 8

Ryan Turner - 1-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 7

Overall Grade - 70/C+
Tommy Alexander, Nate Lee and Dave Newton were used too much
SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.91

Psycho Sam · July 4, 2013

Jack Bruce © vs Marc DuBois - non-title match
DuBois' laast match

Not only does this match look like an abortion because DuBois seems to be high on something

DuBois seems to be high on something

high on something

I'm a mind reader.

Looking forward to the Jack Bruce+Brandon Bruce storyline as well as the Cheatin' Lobster.

EDIT: In the 2 out of 3 tables match, what happens if someone goes through 2 tables stacked together?

3rdStringPG · July 4, 2013

I'm a mind reader.

Looking forward to the Jack Bruce+Brandon Bruce storyline as well as the Cheatin' Lobster.

EDIT: In the 2 out of 3 tables match, what happens if someone goes through 2 tables stacked together?

You know what, that's actually a good question. We should find out the answer to that in Welcome to the Jungle. Regarding DuBois, we'll be seeing more of him...for now. Yes, he's still got a weed habit, but has yet to get caught again.

Also...Jack Bruce's kayfabe son's first name is Bobby. Brandon would've also been okay, but we already have Mr. James, as well as Mr. (Dozer) Smith, who's been renamed Bryan due to the aforementioned Big Money being of similar size and brawling skills, but much more over...

Either way, it sounds much better than Ernest Youngman.

3rdStringPG · July 5, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">"Look at All These Rumors"</div>

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Laurent Ballroom

4:00 p.m.

We didn't have a shoot that week, which was well and good. The last thing I wanted to see a few days before Uprising shooting was that sleazeball Adam Smithers, he of the quick-fix directing, crazy ideas on the fly and hair-trigger temper that could only be cured by two packs of Marlboros and a whole lot of expensive coffee. But the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers did have one rehearsal, which went pretty well, and I had come up with a couple lines for what could be our first original composition.

"My baby looks pretty and I feel alright/Starting at the sky, Sunday nights counting lights"

Best of all, Remmy had told me about the possibility of playing some gigs in the Southeast, probably after future Uprising tapings. Prior to the Psychedelic Garage Jobbers, he had never played in a band, but he knew guys from around the scene, and he said he might be able to book us some club gigs as we prepared to become the first true all-wrestler band since Painful Procedure. He had to act fast, though - he was just a few days away before ending his suspension, and chances were we'd resume as The Psychedelic Soul Brothers once he returned to action.

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That afternoon, I was backstage with Dawn, hoping for some quick make-out time while there weren't too many people in the locker room yet. Yes, I know what you're thinking. But neither of us are that adventurous. Aside from missing me badly during those times she had to shoot The S.E.A.L. with Eric Eisen and company, Dawn was otherwise quite excited with what creative had in store for her. With The Awesomeness poised to dump her as manager (a relief, since she and Jeff Stardust had horrible chemistry), she was going to have herself a new client or two...guys somewhere higher up on the card. Of course, things like that are subject to change - who knows, creative could turn around and have her wear a cowboy hat and a checkered cheerleader costume as Cam Vessey's manager. They could probably have her in a pink mask as Part Four or Five to further flesh out the Parts Unknown Rangers lineup, thank you for that quip, Remmy Skye. Hell, they could even have her managing me, though the PSB's already had Chloe Dean.

As we heard the sound of more workers entering the locker room, we proceeded to talk about one guy who wasn't going to be there tonight, or at any other Uprising or High Stakes shooting.

"So, do I kiss better than the quote-unquote Supreme Iconoclast?"

"Don't be silly, KP!", said Dawn, giggling so infectiously as she always would. "Guy kisses like a fish. Tastes like cigarettes too. What a turn-off! You'd think Richard Eisen's son could at least afford to buy some breath mints." Dawn paused for a while as I prepared to ask the inevitable. "No, we've only gotten started with the bedroom scenes. And I hope I don't have to endure another series of double-digit takes. He makes love like, like...his ring character! You know, an oversexed frat boy!"

I actually had a good chuckle over that, but I still had to be sure The S.E.A.L.'s director wasn't going to make the Eric-and-Dawn bed scenes the focus of a film that's supposed to be a straight-to-DVD action flick. "Is this guy directing The S.E.A.L. a tasteful guy, or does he want to sell sex like that Smithers character?"

"So far, he is."

"Thank goodness. Are you aware,though, that Smithers wants to hire Big Smack Scott to play one of the opposing coaches?"

"Oh, God, no."

"You better believe it, Dawn. The moment Smithers read about Scott's antics at the last PSW event, he was like, 'I have to hire this Smack Big Scott immediately! He'd make a great racist football coach!' I hope Scott prices himself out of any deal, though. I hope he demands a lot of money and compares Big Smacks and Big Racks to Romeo and Juliet or Titanic."

Dawn let out another giggle and cuddled up to me as we saw more workers entering the locker room. "We better keep quiet for now, babe," said Dawn, as she noticed Klubb members Brandon James and Jason Azaria strolling in. Turns out they had some juicy rumors as well, as we would soon overhear.

4:10 p.m.

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"HEY BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAN-DOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!! DID YOU HEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR WHAT AAAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAMMMMM AND LEEEEEEEE-SAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WERE PLANNING FOR SUNDAY NIGHT AFTER UUUUUUUUP...RIIIIIIII...SINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!??!?"

"God damn, Jason, that was the best Cap Atomic impersonation I've heard since the days of Jim Force!" Actually, it wasn't, Brandon. It was one of the worst. Jason's voice was too smooth to sound like Captain Atomic while screaming his psychobabble promos.

"DOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOT MENTION THAT NAME IN MY RAAAAAAAAADIOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAACTIVE PRESENCE, BIIIIIIIGGGGGGG MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Jason paused for a few moments to clear his throat and return to his normal voice. "Adam was, like, comforting Lisa after she had a fight with her boyfriend. You know, that Architect guy?"

"Oh. The third person named Nick aside from Champion and Lopez. I hear he's gonna be Joshua Taylor's rookie in High Stakes Season 2. Boring and crazy, what a great pair-up by Peter Michaels," Brandon said, dripping with sarcasm. "And now Lisa's foolin' around with this guy who's even crazier on camera than her actual boyfriend. He ain't right, Jason, and you know that."

"You're telling me, Jimbo. I heard they've got a date to the Deaf-whatever concert..."

"Deftones? Interesting. Never figured Adam was into that kinda music."

"He isn't, Jimbo. He's into comic books, he's into going to the gym and looking like a 'roid freak without the 'roids, but he's not into that newfangled metal, I can tell you that." Jason then pulled out his phone, connected to Wi-Fi and, as I can tell, started updating his Facebook status. Adding hashtags. A few minutes later, I tried logging in just to see what was up, and sure enough, there it was.

"Little gossip you may not know - Jim Force clone pretends to like heavy music to get into GM's pants. #BackstageRumors #RadioAAAAAActive #JustBustinYerBallsAdamWeLuvYa"

As if that last hashtag made things any better. An hour later, Peter Michaels was on Jason's case, giving him a severe tongue-lashing for making the offending Facebook post, which had attracted over 50 likes in just 60 minutes' time. "Fine, I'll be more considerate in the future," said Jason, as he stormed out of Lisa Bowen's "office" as Uprising GM like a high school kid who just got busted for spraying the locker room walls with graffiti.

Rumors. A lot of us love talking about them, but when we become the subject of rumors, it's a totally different story. But should you talk about those rumors, make sure you spread 'em to people whom you fully trust, and make sure that nothing leaves the water cooler or coffee machine or smoky bar after the show. With that in mind, I decided to keep what Dawn said about Eric and his lack of finesse in romantic scenes to a select few - Remmy, Cam and Ash, definitely, Spencer, Lenny, Matt and Greg, most likely, but certainly not to anyone else.

Psycho Sam · July 5, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="3rdStringPG" data-cite="3rdStringPG" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>That afternoon, I was backstage with Dawn, hoping for some quick make-out time while there weren't too many people in the locker room yet. Yes, I know what you're thinking. But neither of us are that adventurous.</div></blockquote> Drat! <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> 1. Will Adam (Smithers) try and hire more sleazeballs for his movie? 2. Will we see a Part 4? 3. How is TCW and USPW going right now? 4. Can you help get a sleeping cat off my Special Edition Big Smacks and Big Racks CD case?

3rdStringPG · July 5, 2013

OOC - Facepalm! Headdesk! Why does this keep on happening with my short-term, PPA, non-exclusive jobbers. And why am I so forgetful these days. So I forged ahead with my game, happy with a comparatively high grade for High Stakes, thinking all along I had already offered contracts to Paradox and Paradigm, when it turns out I didn't after all. So there you go - their debut will be moved to Week 2 August, and The Can't Miss Prospects shall be facing everyone's favorite tag team whipping boys, The Parts Unknown. Hey, it's the same result either way - but this time, I promise to deliver Messrs. Noelson and Barnaby to fans of jobber squashes by Week 2. As for Psycho Sam's questions... <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>1. Will Adam (Smithers) try and hire more sleazeballs for his movie? 2. Will we see a Part 4? 3. How is TCW and USPW going right now? 4. Can you help get a sleeping cat off my Special Edition Big Smacks and Big Racks CD case?</div></blockquote> 1. Big Smack Scott is all the sleazeball you need for one movie. 2. Who knows? 3. TCW gives SWF a good fight every week in the grading department, but their new signings are largely meh - Akima Brave, American Elemental and several referees, including Ryan Holland and Michael Bull. USPW hasn't recovered from the loss of Nicky Champion, and from B- grades, they're now in C+/C territory. 4. Vivacious Video, which has no relation to Vivid Video, is not responsible for any damage to the Special Edition Big Smacks and Big Racks CD Case, may it be due to sleeping cat or the unwanted surprise presence of a roid-raging Big Smack Scott in your household. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Phantom Stranger · July 5, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> 4. Can you help get a sleeping cat off my Special Edition Big Smacks and Big Racks CD case?</div></blockquote> It's a special edition case, so try shouting "Wrong type of [REDACTED]!" and the case will administer an electric charge to the feline.

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