SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

3rdStringPG · July 18, 2013

OOC - Thanks for the predictions and "SWF App" (read: Survey Monkey) votes so far! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Link is <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/CPGGHHZ" rel="external nofollow">here</a> for those who want to get their votes in. (Hopefully I don't turn into Michael Cole over-hyping the WWE App. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> )

You may want to change those Asher Ginsberg predictions, though. He's still on a month-long suspension for a second soft drug offense, so he won't be back till September...

EDIT - Thanks to Psycho Sam for bringing it up at almost the same time I did!

Big Roguey · July 18, 2013

Masked cousins rule all!

Psycho Sam · July 18, 2013

Who's gonna make an actual SWF app? <img alt="

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Big Roguey · July 18, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Who's gonna make an actual SWF app? <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png"></div></blockquote> I would if I knew exactly how to make one. Sadly that comes in my second year of my uni course. <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png">

3rdStringPG · July 19, 2013

OOC - Five days on antibiotics (was actually sick over the weekend and early in the week) means no partying like a KP Avatar this weekend. In other words, I might have Supreme TV up by tonight or tomorrow. Voting continues till next week, but this serves as a last call for predictions! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">"Like Their Shit Doesn't Stink"</div>

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Mauna Lai Sports Club

7:00 p.m.

After months helping Wilson Carlisle in the booking duties at Rhode Island, Paul Huntingdon was back. Apparently, Dean Daniels, RIPW's new owner and CEO (Prof Nero's replacement) didn't see eye-to-eye with the ideas Paul had in mind, and he decided to have American Machine (yes, that American Machine) act as assistant booker instead. For Paul, it was a blow to his plans to spread the gospel of the Klubb to Rhode Island, but back at Supreme, he seemed to be getting along famously with one of our newer guys, Nicolas Lopez, a.k.a. El Duque. Together, they were The Royal Pains, the latest heel tag team in the SWF, and although Paul tried playing the bad-ass everyman P-Hunt in RIPW, creative still had him written out as an aristocratic English snob, the perfect tag team partner for kayfabe Spanish low-level royalty. And, as Remmy Skye told me, those two were "running around like their shit doesn't stink."

"Nicky L's the worst kind of prankster," complained Remmy, who had apparently been ribbed Sunday night while I was sitting out Uprising and resting in the hotel due to a mildly strained knee. "The guy hardly says a word to anyone backstage, then before you know it, he's spiked your coffee with Ex-Lax."

"How'd you know it was him?", I asked.

"He and Paul were laughing about it after a few of us started runnin' to the men's room."

"The guy knows how to laugh?"

"Only if other people are suffering. Watch out for Lopez. His natural loner tendencies make him unlikely to join the Klubb, but he's getting tight with Paul. Prolly because they had a fairly good six-man match last month at RIPW." Remmy was referring to Lopez's only RIPW match, where he, Paul and Enforcer Roberts defeated Ekuma, Oscar Ozymandias and Gino "Ricardo Ley" Montero, the Lucha Cop.

Meanwhile, another locker room shit-stirrer was getting another lengthy sermon from Peter Michaels.

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"Last time, when I caught you and Jason spreading rumors about Captain Atomic, you said it won't happen again. Then you crapped in Carl Batch and John Anderson's gym bags. You said you were sorry, gave me those puppy dog eyes, and told me you'd shape up. And now you do this?"

"It was a joke, Pete."

"EVERYTHING to you is a joke, Jim," Peter continued, addressing Brandon James by his off-screen nickname. "It's been that way since you were in DaVE."

"How the hell would you know?"

"Don't talk to me in that tone, Jim. I know what went down in the DaVE locker room because a lot of your former colleagues are here too. Now you know as well as anyone that Shane is going through a divorce. What do you get off posting photos of him and his rumored girlfriend?" This was it - Brandon James was getting lectured for his tweeting photos of referee Shane Stones and his 21-year-old girlfriend who, apparently, had led to his wife divorcing him. It's a tough business alright, but that was uncalled for. "Next time, it could be a fine!", yelled an exasperated Peter.

"I ALREADY TOLD YOU, PETER! I WAS JUST MESSIN'!" Brandon was quite upset now and was in no mood to be told off by Peter, even if he was clearly in the wrong. "Now if you really insist, I'll be a good boy, a company man, an ass-kisser like the Jacks. Which Jacks? All of 'em. I'll polish your apple like that Avatar kid does. Now get off my case, alright?" And Brandon had to say that in my earshot, knowing I was hanging out before the show with the rest of the rookies.

The Klubb may not have any championship belts around their waist, but I had a feeling they might in due time. Hell, Brandon was now following Eric Eisen's example and talking back at Peter! Meanwhile, I had to worry about another thing - the possible appearance of one Scott Sinclair at Idealistic Teacher shooting this Thursday.

Eidenhoek · July 19, 2013

Michaels needs to take a note from my Richard and fire his ass.

3rdStringPG · July 22, 2013

OOC - From ahead of schedule to behind schedule. What a difference a weekend without Internet makes. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Our broadband provider took the whole damn weekend to do maintenance in our area, and once the 'net returned, I was buried in work. Oh, and I spent most of the offline weekend recovering from those blasted meds and playing OOTP 14. I usually write shows with this diary in view for reference, which kinda forced me to find some other form of amusement in the meantime.

With that all said, Supreme TV should be up in a few hours (best case) or by tomorrow (worst case).

3rdStringPG · July 23, 2013

SWF Supreme TV Mauna Lai Sports Club (Hawaii) Tuesday, August 20, 2013 DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Money and Remo Argue (85/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> Tonight's Supreme TV comes to us live from Mauna Lai Sports Club in Hawaii, and the announcers start by hyping tonight's confirmed matches so far - Joshua Taylor vs Brandon James and Vengeance vs John Greed, plus a lot more coming up. Peter Michaels also hypes the coming week's Supreme TV twentieth anniversary show, where some of Supreme's old favorites will be coming back and mingling with today's stars, and where the man or woman behind Jack Bruce's "tribute video" will be revealed. The show starts off with a very unhappy Rich Money in the ring, talking about how The Almighty Dollar left Welcome to the Jungle without a single piece of gold. Money - Ever felt like you've been cheated out of one sure thing? Probably you have, SWF Galaxy. MARKS like yourself get cheated when your razor-sharp predictions based on the latest dirt sheet rumors fail to make the MARK. Saturday night in Houston, at Welcome to the Jungle? You saw EVERYONE on The Almighty Dollar who was booked last night get cheated. Spencer Spade. Des Davids. Remo Richardson. Rich Money. Or WERE WE? Notice something similar with those first three names? If you guessed alliterative initials, you're smarter than I gave you credit for. (pauses) These three men - Spencer, Des and Remo - were NOT cheated. They simply failed to deliver. They brought their Z-game and lost to a rock drummer, a cuckold patriot and a dinosaur respectively. They showed zero heart, zero determination and not one of them were Money. I was, yet I was the one who got the short end of the stick when the official BANNED my fiancee Lisa from ringside. Was she interfering? No. Was she distracting anybody? No. And you can go to the videotape all you want, and nowhere in there will you see that Tom Gilmore had pinned me with a legit three-count. Suffice to say, that official is no longer under the employ of Supreme, and we shall hear no more about Darren Smith going forward. Now you MARKS of the SWF Galaxy may be wondering - is this what you have all been waiting for...the END of The Almighty Dollar? (laughs sarcastically) It is anything but, so DREAM ON and go back to your meaningless lives in front of the computer and tell all your imaginary online friends about the in-ring virtuosity of Tom Gilmore. No, he still isn't money. He's a lucky bastard who got MY Supreme Heavyweight title thanks to referee bias and, oh, I don't know, perhaps that official's insecurity over the fact that I am ENGAGED to the Commissioner's daughter. If I had my way, I am going to challenge Tom Gilmore TONIGHT to a rematch for the SWF Supreme Heavyweight title, but as you all know, it's YOUR turn to vote, and I need not tell you that a vote for me in the four-way dance for the title at Under Control is a vote for MONEY. Let Duane Fry tell you all about the voting part, because that's all he does anyway - shill the goddamn SWF app. Fry (from announce table) - What'd I ever do, Rich? Money - Nothing really, Duane, except put in a good word for that lucky S.O.B. Gilmore and call Remo an underachiever. (pauses) Number one, Tom Gilmore was lucky, and if I meet him in a rematch next month, he'll be waking up with a Ben Franklin in his mouth and the sight of the Supreme Heavyweight belt around my waist. Number two, you have no right to tell Remo off. You've always been an Almighty Groupie, an Almighty Toady, an Almighty Yes-Man, but you, my friend, have not been living up to the ideals of Money as of late. Better shape it up, Duane. I still believe in your commentary, and I still see you as the best play-by-play man in Supreme. I just don't want you getting swayed by these MARKS. As Money chastises Fry for commending Angry Gilmore at the Supreme Heavyweight title match at Welcome to the Jungle, Remo emerges from Aegalaeus Position with Richie Pangrazzio Jr., and they don't look too happy either. Specifically, Remo doesn't look pleased with Money either, as they begin to argue... Remo - You know what, Rich, for most of my stay here in the SWF, I've considered you my best friend. So what's with the sour-grapin' and public humiliation? Money - You knew this day would come, Remo, if you continued to slough off. And you did. You let that wrinkled prune Christian Faith defeat you for the World Heavyweight number one contender spot. Those are just the consequences of your actions...or lack thereof. Pangrazzio - Remo's right, Rich. You might as well admit it. You're oversteppin' your bounds here, dear namesake. To publicly blame the rest of your team for our collective failure at Welcome to the Jungle is, to me, anything but Money. Money - Well, how would you know anything about Money, Coach Richie? Have you ever had a title shot aside from that fluke win of yours in the first-ever Battle for Supremacy back in 1988? (shakes his head) As an executive consultant to The Almighty Dollar, you're doing a great job, but as an athlete, may it be in Triple A baseball or the SWF, you've always been a JOURNEYMAN. Remo - Stop rippin' into Coach like that, Rich, and face it! We f---ed up, you did kinda f--- up in a way when you let Gilmore get the better of you. Money - You're really asking for it, Remo. All the extra money I pay you. All the kind words I've put in back when you were giving your 100 percent and holding the World Heavyweight title for half a year. You think I'm out of line? Try this one for size, Alpha Dog. (pauses) So Tom Gilmore's the SWF's first-ever Triple Crown champion and it was only last month when people realized he had the chance to make it. Big deal. (scoffs) Sexual Aggression only held the tag belts for TWO WEEKS. Now I'm going ahead and teaming up with someone else and aiming for that Triple Crown distinction. TONIGHT. (shakes his head again) Oh, Remo. I still see you as a great friend, but you and Richie are definitely not acting with the faction's best interests in mind...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Picks Davids as Partner (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</div> The argument is broken up by the entrance of Commissioner Barry Bowen, who is with the rest of The Almighty Dollar. Their entrance is greeted with boos and chants of "BAR-RY!", and the Commish quickly shuts them up with his trademark one-syllable catchphrase... Bowen - HEY!!!! I demand that you stop this foolish bickering RIGHT NOW, because it's not helping anybody. The six of you in The Almighty Dollar, you six are among the finest wrestlers in the SWF, but if you don't know how to keep your egos in check, you might as well let me arbitrate. (pauses) It's all about justice and equality, boys... Remo - I dunno how that's gonna help, Mr. Bowen, when you're only gonna favor Rich just because he's sleepin' with yer daughter... Bowen - HEY!!!! Remo, Rich is right. You have been lazy and insolent since losing that title at Supreme Challenge, and I would completely understand why Rich doesn't want to tag with you in tonight's title match against Hero Squad. But there is such a thing as the Tuesday's Gone rule, and if Rich wins tonight, he can tag with you in the future in title defenses, provided you keep your head on straight and stop relying solely on your physical tools. As for Coach Richie, I agree you're doing great, and maybe Rich was a little too harsh in caling you a journeyman. Not your fault you needed time with the wife and the kids, not my fault that somebody paid you more moolah to work in Hollywood. (to Money) Rich, I'm giving you the opportunity now. Choose any one of these men, even one of The Can't Miss Prospects, to tag with against Hero Squad. Money - Hmmmmm. You know what, Barry, that's a tough call for me to make. Looking at all these lollygaggers in front of me, I'm having a hard time choosing the least of the evils. (pauses to look at Squeeky McClean, who seems like he's begging to be chosen) Squeeky McClean...your work has been crap since Hannah revealed she was pretending to like you, so I'm not risking tonight's match by teaming with you. McClean (off-mic) - BUT I'M OVER HER!!! Money - Right. You went all emo when Ana Garcia dumped you for Lobster Man Morrisette back in '08, and did so again this year when Hannah decided to stand by her cuckolded man. (looks around) Spencer, you're not yet ready for something as big as this, and Marc, you are as lazy as you were when I purchased you and Des from Chase Whatever Agency. That leaves you, Des Davids, as my partner for tonight. Davids - Finally, someone decent to tag with...unlike SOMEBODY I know who wasn't there when Easy Emma's boys were screwin' me outta the North American title. DuBois - Merde! I did what I could to... Bowen - NOT ANOTHER WORD, Marc, I'm trying to mediate here, so if you and Des would be a little cooperative here.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McClean Booked Against Randy B., Remo Booked Against Gilmore (72/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> Bowen - Now Squeeky, Remo, I'm not letting you take the night off, despite your poor performances as of late. Squeeky, this could mean big and give the good men and women of the SWF Galaxy something to remember you by when they go to the SWF App and vote for the Under Control matches. You're taking on Randy Bumfhole. McClean - Excellent. Now's my chance with that pretty little Cheerleader... Bowen - Remo, I still see you as a force, so I'll tell you what. You're gonna be main eventing tonight against Tom Gilmore in a NON-TITLE MATCH. Win it and you're automatically in the hunt for World Heavyweight or Supreme Heavyweight. Lose it...and I might have to think twice about leaving you in the votation for the Supreme Heavyweight four-way. (pauses) Last thing I want is to cheat my people, the SWF Galaxy, by allowing them to vote for an underachiever.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Spade Booked Against Devine (46/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpg</div> Spade - What about me, Mr. Bowen? Bowen - Spencer, I'm booking you on Uprising in a REMATCH with Darryl Devine for the SWF Shooting Star title. I wouldn't be as harsh as Rich was on you. You did great on the pre-show, even if you lost, and if you and Darryl continue raising the bar in the 230-and-below category, we just might bring Shooting Star back to the main show at pay-per-views. Spade - My time, SWF Galaxy...my Shooting Star belt...MY Spade Wrestling Federation! Bowen - See? You people don't need to quarrel like the 2013 Lakers and implode on live television. With that, the dysfunctional Almighty Dollar heads back to the locker room as the announcers call for a commercial, and hype the next match - the destructive Steve Frehley versus the electrifying young talent Robbie Retro - Jason Azaria's words, not ours.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Robbie Retro vs Steve Frehley (70/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RobbieRetroalt_zps39c5610d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> The man they call Jobbie is back on Supreme TV, and just as what you may expect, Robbie Retro's job here, no pun intended, is to get squashed by the Dark Destroyer, Steve Frehley. While Retro puts on a good effort by attempting a few stiff chops and a powerful neckbreaker, that doesn't faze Frehley,who takes all of three and a half minutes to land the Dark Destroyer on Jobbie and pick up the squash win. WINNER - Frehley in 3:31</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Chase Hypes Greed vs Vengeance (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EmmaChasealt4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> Next up, Jason Azaria is interviewing Emma Chase backstage, as she hypes one of the pre-confirmed matches for tonight - Vengeance vs John Greed. Easy Emma is wearing a button-down shirt like what she'd sometimes wear when she was "Ms. Chase", but unlike the miniskirt of old, she's wearing a pair of tight blue jeans to accentuate her figure. Azaria - Emma, even if John Greed lost Saturday night at Welcome to the Jungle, you have got to be impressed with his performance. Valiant, no pun intended, gave us quite a valiant effort and retained that title clean and honorable as usual, but John's performance, I'd say, was a real eye-opener. Chase - John Greed has got to be the most improved athlete in this company. And I'm glad you're agreeing with me. (starts batting her eyes at Azaria) Perhaps you'd like to get together after the show? Azaria - As I said last time, (laughs nervously) ...I'm not interested. Greed (butting in) - What's the matter, Jason? Strippers at the nearby club not enough? I know you want more than what you already have Chase (undoing one button of her shirt) - Are you sure about that, Jason? Azaria - I, uh... (looking very uncomfortable) ...shall we get on with the interview? As I was about to ask, Emma, do you have anything to say about John's match tonight against Vengeance? Chase - Back when Vengeance, or should I say, Mr. DeBones, was running the show as Chairman, John was always living - and wrestling - in his shadow. Ever since his debut in '09, you saw that, didn't you? Azaria - No I didn't, Emma. I was working there, remember? Greed - And you found the money they were paying you to be chump change. Good call in joining Supreme, Jason. (laughs evilly) Chase - John Greed, the Eighth Deadly Sin, the manic preacher of Supreme, always smart enough to get his point across, always skilled enough to hold his own in the ring, yet always in the shadow of Vengeance. Now he's truly showing what he can do as his own man, while remaining an integral reason for the synergy within the New Chase Agency. Tonight, it will be John Greed playing David against Vengeance's Goliath, and you will see why Valiant's win was a fluke, and why John Greed deserves to be the SWF's next North American champion. Now that's... Azaria- ...good business? Chase (undoing another button on her shirt) - See, Jason? You're even finishing my sentences. Let me know if you want to get together sometime. Brandon...and The Zim wouldn't mind. Greed - Greed is good, Jason Azaria. Reeeeeeal good. (flashes a menacing smile as the angle fades out)</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Randy Bumfhole (w/Dawn the Cheerleader) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (69/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RandyBumfholealt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Squeeky McClean has been having a rough go at things since losing the North American title, then finding out that Hannah was only pretending to like him and planning to get back with Valiant. Tonight is no different, as he faces the suddenly-hot Randy Bumfhole with his hot-in-a-physical-sense (some would rather say "cute") new manager Dawn the Cheerleader in his corner. Instead of going for the submission midway through the match, McClean tries for a Stain Removal at 3:50, but Randy B. kicks out of that at a fraction shy of three seconds. Richie Pangrazzio Jr. tries to stop a Bumfhole rally at 4:30 by climbing on the apron, but Jez McArthuer sees this and sends him backstage. The match is won by Bumfhole as he grabs the ropes during the Clean Out, kicks out of the submission, and surprises McClean (who was trying to flirt with Dawn) with the Bumfhole Buster. WINNER - R. Bumfhole in 7:55</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Rants About Money (81/B) http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</div> Nicky Champion, who hasn't been seen too much as of late, is almost done recovering from his rotator cuff injury, and he enters to a huge pop as "Indian Reservation (Ojibwe Mix)" by Fro Sure w/Nicky Champion plays in the background. Here in this promo, we see an even more over-the-top side of Champion, as he seems to be fully making the transition from Sam Strong's milk-and-cookies young babyface hero, to an edgier character under the employ of Richard Eisen... Champion - Did you watch that long, drawn-out drama involving each and every one of the members of The Almighty Dollar? Yes, yes, SWF Galaxy, that's right, Nicky Champion guys and girls, Mr. "I Can't Stand the Soap Opera if I'm Not Involved" Rich Money, gave us a soap opera for all ages, a heavy drama scene straight out of any average bored housewife's television set. And Nicky Champion says this, Rich Money. If you and your Almighty Dollar can't get along, WHY DON'T YOU BLEEPING QUIT? Why don't you all do as the song says and go your own way, while I take you on for the Supreme Heavyweight title just like Nicky Champion was supposed to do before you got injured? (takes a few moments to pause and soak in the applause from the crowd) Oh, that's right. You don't have the Supreme Heavyweight title anymore. That isn't really "Money", is it? Your excuses don't exactly sound like "Money" either. And "Money"...is not sticking it out in a dysfunctional relationship with Remo, Davids, DuBois, McClean and right down the pecking order, Spencer "Ex-Shooting Star Champ" Spade. And Nicky Champion hasn't even mentioned Coach Richie Pangrazzio Jr., the SWF's number one never-was, never-will-be baseball bust turned wrestling bust turned managing bust. You suuuuure know how to pick your Moneymen, Mr. Original Moneyman. So how about this, Rich Moneybags? Since I'm hinging on the support of the SWF Galaxy to get named to the Fatal Four-Way for Supreme Heavyweight at Under Control, how about you and me face off NEXT WEEK on the twentieth anniversary show. It doesn't have to be a title match...hell, you don't even have a championship to defend anymore...but Nicky Champion's been waiting a long time for this. Two months of barely competing, and not being able to give Nicky Champion's hundred-and-ten percent not because of a lack of heart, but because of my injury. Last month, you and your future in-law Mr. Bowen screwed me by disallowing MY FINISHING MOVE, the Hawkeye Hammer, and Nicky Champion is telling you right now, Rich Money. I am going to knock you into the poorhouse with a Papoose Piledriver. And when you try to get up, you will be eating the Hawkeye Hammer, sans elbow pad. AND THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE!!!! UGH!!!! BECAUSE NICKY CHAMPION!!!!! IS MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!! A NAME!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bowen Intimidates Champion, Bowen Booked Against Champion (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_alt.jpg</div> And here's where the double entendres start, when Barry Bowen steps out again to intimidate the Hawkeye! Bowen - Can you be any more insensitive, Nicky. (pauses as the crowd chants "BAR-RY! BAR-RY!") HEY!!! I was talking to your hero, Nicky Champion, because his insolent words have no place in MY LOCKER ROOM and, regardless of what Spencer Spade says, MY RING. (to Champion) Nicky, let's start with first things first. One, I don't feel it's right that you talk negatively about The Almighty Dollar when they are clearly trying to work their problems out. Champion - Not gonna happen, Mr. Bowen. The final nail is set to come down that coffin, and The Almighty Dollar, which once held all the gold, will be another piece of SWF History THE SWF GALAXY WOULD RATHER NOT REMEMBER!!! Bowen (disregarding Champion) - Secondly, your Hawkeye Hammer can knock the wind outta some of the SWF's brighest stars and pose serious dangers to their welfare. Elbow pad or no elbow pad, your Hawkeye Hammer is a weapon of mass destruction, and I am seriously considering OUTLAWING your move. Champion - Well, what about the match with Money? Bowen - There IS not gonna be any match against Rich Money, Nicky! Next week, I've booked Jack Bruce versus Rich Money in a World Heavyweight title match, in celebration of Supreme TV's twentieth anniversary. And you, my friend, are going to watch from the sidelines and rest your shoulder a little longer. As one of the top candidates for the Supreme Heavyweight title match at Under Control, I wouldn't want you hurt again. Champion - First of all, Mr. Bowen, you've never been my friend. I don't care if you helped bring me here, but you have never been, and never will be any friend of Nicky Champion's. Secondly, how's this for a little Throwback Tuesday for SWF @ 20? How 'bout I challenge YOU, Mr. Bowen, to an Ojibwe Strap Match? Bowen (shaking his head) - You've gone mad, Nicky. I know you've been out of the ring for most of the past two months, but you're definitely not thinking straight. Champion - Nicky Champion IS thinkin' straight, Mr. Bowen, and he wants you in the ring, with one extra stipulation. If I touch all corners of the ring and win the match, the Hawkeye Hammer stays in Nicky Champion's repertoire. And if not... Bowen - ...I get to ban it for life. You know what, that actually sounds like a good idea, now that you mention it. But be aware that I was once the unstoppable Runaway Train, while you've yet to prove yourself as a true champion here in Supreme. Miami? Bush leagues. This, Nicky, is the big leagues, and you're gonna be up against a man who was once called the Randy Johnson of the SWF. Champion - Oh, I know someone who's got a randy Johnson. Your future son-in-law, Rich Money. (pauses as the crowd cheers Champion's off-color joke) Just playin' with you, Lisa and Rich. You three would make a great father-daughter-and-son-in-law team, you know that? Now about Mr. Johnson of the MLB's nickname, I can tell you somethin' about a Big Unit, but Nicky Champion's not a man to brag, you know, having come up from the "bush leagues"... Bowen (looking embarrassed) - That wasn't funny, Nicky, but being the patient and understanding Commissioner I am, I'll let it pass. Champion - Now as I was saying about the bush leagues, I'm sure your pal Rich knows a lot about Lisa... Bowen - HEY!!!! That will be ENOUGH, Nicholas Champion! Now get out of that ring and hand the mic back to the stage hands or I might change my mind on that match, ban your move outright and SUSPEND YOU right after you come back from injury! (pauses) Hey, I'm the Commissioner, man!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Joshua Taylor vs Brandon James (w/"Easy" Emma Chase) (62/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JoshuaTaylor_zpsaa243071.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> At the start of this match, which should see Josh Taylor become more of a Supreme TV regular, Peter Michaels hypes Supreme TV @ 20 for next week - he says the show will mark the big reveal of the man (or woman) behind Jack Bruce's slanderous "tribute video." As Duane Fry insists it isn't Rich Money, we see Taylor show a lot of effort, trying to slow down Brandon James with his vast array of holds and submissions. Still, James refuses to tap out, and comes very close to defeating Taylor quite a few times with his impact moves. Finally, James uses an Emma Chase dollar sign distraction to blast Taylor with the Big Money Move, but out comes Vengeance to save the day, chokeslamming James and leaving Sam Sparrow with no choice but to call for the bell and give Big Money the match. Big Money, not Rich Money, whom Sparrow continues to favor. WINNER - James in 9:23 via DQ</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - ????? Vignette (??/??)</div> This is a promotional vignette for Brandon James' confirmed opponent at Under Control and fellow DaVE alumnus. Loud heavy metal music in the background as we see clips of this man wrestling in DaVE and going by his day-to-day life. This could either be Chris Caulfield, Sammy Bach or Eddie Peak...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Vengeance vs John Greed (w/The New Chase Agency) (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SkullDeBones_alt.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JohnGreedalt.jpg</div> This battle between teacher and former pupil sees no love lost between the former Father of Sin Vengeance and his most loyal acolyte from 2009 to 2013, John Greed. And he's got the entire New Chase Agency having his back - Easy Emma herself, a now-recovered Brandon James, and The Zim. (Well, almost everyone, as Asher Ginsberg is "in Europe showcasing his art and trying new foods", which is the announcers' kayfabe euphemism for "Wellness Policy violation number two.") Greed takes full advantage of the numbers game, as James, Chase and Zim all try unsuccessfully to throw Vengeance off - Greed does come close, though, when Shane Stones fails to catch a James clothesline attempt from outside, and The Zim nearly smashes Vengeance with James' Nothing to Lose briefcase, but misses. Eventually, this entertaining match, which showcases Greed's improved skills and his great chemistry with Vengeance, ends with a Skull Krusher at 10:50 and the vigilante continuing his relatively hot streak upon his return from storyline hiatus. WINNER - Vengeance in 10:54</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Rants About Money and Davids, Get Beaten Down (71/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Hero Squad is backstage, with no interviewer, but they nonetheless stare into the camera and start ranting about their opponents for the evening. Atomic - RICH MONEY!!!!! ALL THE FRIVOLOUS FIGHTING WITHIN YOUR OBDURATELY ONGOING ORGANIZATION IS ALL THE MORE REASON FOR HERO SQUAD TO GET RAAAAAAADIOAAAAAAAACTIVE ON YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!! It's been a long, long, LONG, LONG, LONELY TIME, RICH MONEY, and you, DAZZLING, DEBONAIR, DESTRUCTIVE, DECAPITATING, DISGUSTING DES DAVIDS, YOU ARE GOING TO FEEL THE SAME RAAAAAAAAAADIOACTIVE ENERGY THAT STRIPPED YOU AND MARVELOUSLY MIDDLING MALEVOLENT MARC DUBOIS OF THE TITLES!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Jungle Lord - Hero Squad keep title! Atomic - YES INDEEEEEEED WE WILL, JUNGLE LORD, BECAUSE WE WERE SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR TO WINNING THE NON-TITLE MATCH AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR... Jungle Lord - Almighty Dollar...in dis...dis...dis...what? Atomic - DISORDER!!!!!!!!! DUBIOUS DUBOIS, DISGUSTING DAVIDS, RAPSCALLION REMO, STUPENDOUSLY SICKENING SHOOTING STAR SPENCER SPAAAAAADE WHO JUST LOST HIS TITLE, SNEAKY SQUEEKY MCCLEAN AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, THE RIVETING, RIDICULOUS, RAMBUNCTIOUS RICH MONEY...THEY ARE GOING DOWN IN A PILE OF ATOMIC ENERGYYYYYYY BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US...NO, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE US INDEED...WHEN WE GET... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</div> Before Captain Atomic can say the word "radioactive", he and Jungle Lord are jumped by their opponents for the evening - Rich Money and Des Davids! The beatdown ends when "Cheer Squad" (?????) members Valiant and Jack Giedroyc run Money and Davids off. Money scolds Davids for backing off when he saw Valiant and Giedroyc at the scene, and this might not bode well for their hopes of winning tag team gold tonight...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad © vs Rich Money (w/Lisa Bowen) and Des Davids (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - SWF World Tag Team title match (79/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_alt1.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpg</div> Though Davids is still officially a Can't Miss Prospect, he's Rich Money's handpicked partner for tonight as he strives to become the second Triple Crown champion in SWF history. Duane Fry continues to insist on Money's innocence, even as Peter Michaels and Jason Azaria say otherwise, and as the announcers argue on the mastermind of the "tribute video", Hero Squad gives the Money/Davids ad hoc tag team a tough time. Unfortunately, an Atomic back suplex on Davids hurts both men, and when Davids tags Money in at 5:00 or so, it's isolation time. The two Almighty Dollar members, plus executive consultant Richie Pangrazzio Jr., multiple-team Captain Atomic, and an S.T.O./Dollars from Heaven combo from Money, followed by a Davids Touch Down should do it...but it doesn't! Atomic is still in it at 10:30, and he finds a second wind, psyching himself up and rampaging on Money and Davids with clotheslines and, finally, a legsweep. Jungle Lord continues Atomic's work, and unfortunately, his Jungle Jack-jammer (set up by a piledriver) is rolled away from by Davids. We could be seeing the Money/Davids tag team succeed, but The Awesomeness runs in as they have in previous matches they weren't involved in, and Ric Young catches Huey and Jeff attacking members from both teams! That said, everything spins out of control and Young declares it a draw, with both Hero Squad members out and Rich Money and Des Davids arguing again as they flee the ring. Arguing about what? Looks like Money had expected him and Davids to pull off the win earlier... WINNERS - Nobody. No-contest at 13:42.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Springsteen Now Manages The Awesomeness (47/D-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> The Awesomeness remains in the ring, with Hero Squad both knocked out on the mat, as they prepare to announce their new manager... Stardust - About time somebody shut you up, Atomic freak... Cannonball - For one and a half year we've toiled here in the Supreme Wrestling Federation. Got here through Jack Bruce's good graces and were treated like proteges from the moment we got here... Stardust - Yet every time we get so close to winning the tag titles...every time those belts are in arm's reach, somebody pulls 'em away from us. Or somebody says, "not now, Awesomeness. Go be as awesome as Jack Bruce first and we'll talk titles." Cannonball - Well, we ain't gonna be as awesome as Jack Bruce. Not ever! Because you know what, he isn't that awesome after all. Sex, drugs and alcohol. Can't seem to give 'em up, and what does he get out of it? A son whom he's tryin' to acknowledge. Stardust - A son who has nothin' to say to his dad, but "tough s---, JACK." But let's not talk about Bobby for a bit, okay? Let's talk about the useless over-aged teenager bimbo who used to manage us. Cannonball - USED to manage us. You see, when we first got to Supreme, Jack tried to fix us up with a manager. He was like, "Huey! Jeff! I'm settin' you up with Dawn the Cheerleader. You'll like her. You'll be like the high school jocks you never were. Think about it as you, the rocker outcasts listenin' to Slade and the Sweet and T-Rex, bands from your daddies' era, hangin' out with the head cheerleader." Stardust - As early as then, Jack was tryin' to patronize us. Telling us to buzz off 'coz we were killin' his rock star vibe. But back to Dawn, all that b---- did aside from try to look good for her Bring it On auditions, was try to make us look bad by not having the guts to back us up. In the ring...and outside of the ring. Cannonball - Now you may say we've got ourselves a rockin' dude manager because Dawn was too girly for The Awesomeness. You're dead wrong, SWF Galaxy. We've got another woman managing us...and boy, is she a woman. And she's got more balls than Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce himself...which isn't sayin' much, considering how he never supported us despite him bein' the man who discovered us. Stardust - She's got more guts, more chutzpah and more CONNECTIONS than anybody we ever had manage us. In the ring...and outside of the ring, pardon me if I repeated myself twice. Without further ado, Jack Bruce Constituents of Hawaii, The Awesomeness would like to introduce to you our NEW MANAGER. And she is gonna help us knock the rock that is Jack Bruce, while DOMINATING the tag division like we should have from the start. Ladies and gentlemen...Ms. Alanis Springsteen. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Seduction_zps7d46d270.jpg</div> And out comes the manager who uses a ring name that combines the names of Alanis (no relation to Lobby) Morrisette and "The Boss", Bruce Springsteen. She's entering to "Brackish" by Kittie, and wears a black leather get-up quite similar to the one she wore when she was watching The Awesomeness build up to their heel turn at Welcome to the Jungle. Springsteen - You know what, Hero Squad, back when I was in high school, I never dated comic book guys, and if I was in high school today, I wouldn't date cosplayers like yourselves. Because that's just what you are...the epitome of DORK. Cannonball - And she ain't just sayin' that because the Partay Dudez said that at Welcome to the Jungle. Springsteen - Because they're in the same league as you are, Hero Squad...major league AIRHEADS who think they're the next Backstreet Boys or N'Sync. I never dated boy band guys either, and wouldn't care to manage 'em either. Now let this be a message to you, Hero Squad. The Awesomeness want your titles. And they're gonna do it the only way they know how...rock 'n' roll, Shock and Awe. Bet you never picked up a guitar or a pair of drumsticks in your lives. Stardust - Welcome to the real world, Hero Squad.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Tom "Angry" Gilmore (w/Jessie) vs Remo - non-title match (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo.jpg</div> The Fall of Remo continues in this match, as the Alpha Dog does his darndest to convince Rich Money (and Duane Fry?) that he's no underachiever. With that in mind, he goes to work early on Gilmore, leveling the SWF's Original Straight Edge Superstar with a short-arm clothesline/splash combo early on, then delivering the Lumbar Puncture at 4:30. But since that's far too early to end things, Gilmore makes a mini-babyface comeback at about 6:20, reversing a Rise and Shine and belly-to-belly suplexing the larger Remo, but the comeback is short-lived, as Rich Money (who's still upset over the earlier draw) tries to distract Gilmore. That allows Remo to regain control, and eventually go for the Destroyer at around 11:00. Gilmore barely kicks out, and the real babyface comeback arrives abut two minutes later, as he breaks a Remo DDT, surprises The Alpha Dog with an enzuigiri, and tries to recover as Remo does the same. A few minutes later, it's all over following a Destroyer counter into the Anger Management, and Gilmore is in one piece ahead of tonight's "Men Unda Pressure Luau Party." Now what about Remo, does his name get removed from Supreme Heavyweight voting on the SWF App? Probably not, though his recent losing ways are hard to ignore... WINNER - Gilmore in 17:46</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Men Unda Pressure Luau (87/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DarrylDevine_alt1-1_zpsb38275a9.jpg</div> After the commercial, we're back at the ring, where everything is decked out in Hawaiian luau fashion, complete with Jessie and several female models (most of them being former Carl Batch H.O.E.S.) in Hawaiian costumes or swimsuits, a buffet table full of food, and some drinks on one side of the ring. Bruce - IT'S LUAU-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHM!!!!!!!! Gilmore - Three titles, four members. It's not four-for-four, but dammit, nobody came out of Welcome to the Jungle looking better than we did...Remo, number one contender, FAIL. Squeeky McClean, pure FAIL because he doesn't have the girl, and didn't get to make it to the dance either. Devine - Spencer Spade, Shooting Star title, FAIL. Gilmore - Damn right, Darryl. (pauses) Des Davids, got left holdin' the bag by Marc DuBois who found it more important to fight off The Zim, failed to win North American. DOUBLE FAIL for the Can't Miss Prospects. But no failure makes me happier to celebrate...not that it's right to celebrate failure...but in your case, Rich Money, I'm making a big exception. YOU FAILED BIG-TIME, MONEYMAN...in your goal to retain Supreme Heavyweight...in your goal to become the first-ever Triple Crown champion...in your goal to KEEP THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR TOGETHER...YOU HAVE FAILED, RICH, AND WE'RE HERE TO CELEBRATE YOUR DOWNFALL AND TO CELEBRATE THE ASCENDANCY OF THE MEN UNDA PRESSURE!!!! Bruce - And who do we have here but Tom's wife Jessie and her pretty friends, all dressed up in their best swimsuits and Hawaiian costumes...it's just like a backstage party, ONLY FOUR TIMES BETTER!!!! But what would make it five times better...is celebrating tonight with my son Bobby. (becoming a bit somber) I totally understand what you did, though. Rich Money and your mom put you up to this, but it's alright, son. Let the anger out. That New York Minute you pulled on me...like father, like son. It is my hope that one day we'll play catch like we never did, that one day you'll be jammin' with me, Kyle, Jimmy and Roger as we rock the ampitheaters and tour the United States as the Jack Bruce Band. Post-production's almost done, and next month, the album's comin' out. One day, Bobby... Gilmore - Really sorry to hear, Jack, and I'm not happy either that Chris, Lobby, or whatever he wants to call himself, is sittin' this one out. (pauses before screaming again) But we came here to PARTY!!!!! WE CAME HERE TO LUAU, TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH ALL OUR FANS, ALL YOUR CONSTITUENTS...AND THIS PARTY...IS ON THE MEN UNDA PRESSURE!!!! Bruce - Now that you mention it, Tom, your wife's friends sure can use a little Brucin' up once this party is over. Yeah, I'll be just like the clown that Smokey Robinson sang about a couple years before I was born...but LIFE MUST GO ON, AND SO MUST THIS PARTY!!!!! (pauses to play the air guitar) Not even those back-stabbing Awesomeness ingrates can spoil this party... Devine - So how about we get this one started by calling some of the fans in the front row to come join us, grab a bite, have a drink or two or three, and LUAU WITH THE MEN UNDA PRESSURE!!! (raises a shot glass) I propose a toast...to the most dominating stable in the Supreme Wrestling Federation...the Men Unda Pressure.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce and Faith Argue, Gilmore and Bruce Save Faith from Frehley (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> The sounds of Atreyu's Faith No More cover "Epic" start playing about two minutes after Devine toasts to the Men Unda Pressure, and that means World Heavyweight number one contender Christian Faith's heading out to the ring. And it doesn't look like he wants any part of this celebration. Bruce - Well, look who's rode his Harley to come join the Men Unda Pressure Luau! Pleasure for you ta' join us, Christian. Might as well celebrate tonight while we can, because startin' next week, we're gonna have to get ready for Under Control, and you know what that means. Faith - Yes I do, Jack. And perhaps you also know what the word "hubris" means. Because I'm seeing a lot of it in the ring tonight. Last week, you acknowledged your mistakes and admitted to being too proud to forget that you had a son you hadn't seen in 20 years, that you had a responsibility to be a father to him that Karen Killer took away from you. Back then, I respected you as a fellow dad. Even as you kept pinning the blame on Money and declaring him guilty before proven innocent, I know his flawed character and I supported you in each and every one of your group's matches against The Almighty Dollar. And for that, I congratulate you. Now, however, is a different story. I see the same old Jack, partying it up like the rock star he is. Don't let hubris get the better of you, because that just might make me the SECOND five-time World Heavyweight champion. And as my Faithful can attest to, it'd be nice to have one last ride with the big one before heading off into the sunset. Bruce - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Christian Faith has come here to give me a little lecture on HUBRIS? Yes, I know what hubris is. I saw it when you kept proclaimin' you have Faith, only to get crushed by the Runaway Train, a.k.a. Rich Money's Biggest Fan since Duane Fry, Barry Bowen. I was on Bowen's side back then, remember? Goon for hire, and back in '04, I hired HIM to do my dirty work. And he sure did his dirty work on you, en route to his first, yet unfortunately not the last World Heavyweight title. And guess who beat Bowen to win his FIRST World Heavyweight Title? (laughs) You're lookin' at him, Christian. Hubris...and TOO MUCH FAITH, might I add, did you in, and how many years has it been since you last held the big one? Eight years? (shakes his head) Oh, Christian, I may have shown a bit of PRIDE tonight, and not the Chase SinCorporated type of pride, but you are so the pot calling the kettle black. Faith - Faith in God and hubris are two different things, Jack. Pardon me if I may ask, but when was the last time you stepped into God's house? Bruce - ..... Faith - You know what I mean. When was the last time you went to church? Bruce - I do not appreciate your treadin' into the Cream of the Crop's personal life, but I'll have you know I have a close personal relationship with our Maker, despite what crazy ideas you may have about my music. (pauses) Speaking of music, how about we play a little game with the SWF Galaxy, and I know you know what game I'm talkin' about. (pauses) Christian, you go around ridin' that bad-ass Harley of yours, but man, does your riding music selection suck, Pat Robertson. I bet you go around town listenin' to Steven Curtis Chapman. Having said that, the crowd starts answering "HUH?" to every band or artist Bruce and Faith mention. Faith - Wrong, Jack. Your stereotypes of the Born Again are narrow and limited. DC Talk. Bruce - Michael W. Smith. Faith - King's X, even if dUg has left the faith. Bruce - Larry Freakin' Norman, God bless his soul. Faith - Brian "Head" Welch. You know, former KoRn guitarist. Bruce - Ha-ha, Christian, you lie big-time. You probably cribbed that Head CD from Matty's collection. You might as well face it, Christian. You have the lamest, most back-asswards taste in Contemporary Christian Music that I have ever... <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> BOOM!!! Christian Faith is sent face first to the floor after getting face-bustered by Steve Frehley, whose beef with the Supreme Legend is far from over. This triggers the Men Unda Pressure to save their luau and run in for the save, and Darryl Devine gets knocked out immediately by a Frehley lariat! That leaves Bruce and Gilmore to team up against Frehley and save Faith, carrying on the mutual respect both sides have for each other.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness Beat Down on Jack Bruce (54/D)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> Frehley may be out cold following an Anger Management from Gilmore, but the chaos isn't over! The Awesomeness runs in to beat down on Bruce, and they've got none other than his son Bobby joining them! Bobby takes out Angry Gilmore with the New York Minute, and once that's done, the three apparent allies team up against Jack, leaving him unconscious outside of the ring. Surveying the carnage (all Men Unda Pressure and Faith down and Frehley groggily heading back to the locker room), Huey Cannonball, Jeff Stardust and Bobby Bruce enter the ring, and all three men make a mockery out of the luau! Jessie and the other girls leave the ring in fear as Cannonball and Stardust knock down the tables with food, and join Bobby in sharing the bottle of wine the Men Unda Pressure had brought along with them. "What's the matter, girls? THIS is what you call a rock 'n' roll luau!", taunts Bobby at Jessie's "girlfriends", who are still in shock after what has happened. All three announcers lament the actions of Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness and hype next week's twentieth anniversary Supreme TV as the Supreme TV credits roll on the air...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 85/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 74/B- Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 15.96</div></blockquote>

Eidenhoek · July 23, 2013

Matthew Keith and Greg Gauge should have played Bobby Bruce. As in, one week it's one of them, the next the other, etc.

That is how you book a family feud.Russo Style.

3rdStringPG · July 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Matthew Keith and Greg Gauge should have played Bobby Bruce. As in, one week it's one of them, the next the other, etc. That is how you book a family feud.Russo Style.</div></blockquote> Good thing I caught the white text! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> I was about to point out that the Gauges are blondes, and not dark-haired like Jack Bruce and his kayfabe "family." Anyway, my apologies to everyone if I've been a bit late in posting. But I've got High Stakes ready, and two more elimination SWF High Stakes Sunrise Sunset (Hawaii) Wednesday, August 21, 2013 (Week 3) CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Nate "Fro Sure" Lee - Nicky Champion Lazarus McKenzie - Squeeky McClean Kirk Jameson - Chris Morrisette Calum Nelson - Captain Atomic and Jungle Lord (Hero Squad) Dave Newton - Rich Money <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - McKenzie Wins Mentor's Poll (22/E)</div> And the immunity points keep adding up for Laz McKenzie, as Rory McCallum calls out the High Stakes rookies in order of how they rank on the Week 11 Mentor Polls - Kirk Jameson (5th), Nate Lee (4th), Dave Newton (3rd), Calum Nelson (2nd) and Lazarus McKenzie (1st). McKenzie takes the mic to tell the audience about how great he is, and at this point we see his fellow heel rookies Nelson and Newton looking a bit upset. Jameson also takes the mic and says, in a cryptic way, that Lobster Warrior "knows what he's doing" and that he's not worried about being one of two eliminations on tonight's show. For winning this week's poll, McKenzie gets two immunity points to bring his total up to seven. <div style="text-align:center;">Nate Lee (w/Nicky Champion) vs Dave Newton (w/Rich Money) (33/E)</div> Nicky Champion joins Peter Michaels and Katie Cameron to call this match, and while referring to Lee by his complete name (rather than "Nate" or "Fro"), he gives moral support to his rookie, who's having a hard time with Newton's technical-oriented style. Lee is able to escape from an impressive-looking cloverleaf from Newton, and nails Rich Money's rookie with the Sure Thing at a little past seven minutes. Money looks incredulous as Newton loses what looks like his fourth straight match. WINNER - Lee in 7:18. Nate Lee gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Wheelbarrow Challenge (24/E)</div> This challenge is simple - push the wheelbarrow with the Monkey Rat (see: "The Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang) in it from the yellow line, around the ring, then back to the yellow line. Here's how our rookies did in the challenge: 1. Nelson - 12.5 2. McKenzie - 12.8 3. Jameson - 13.0 4. Newton - 13.2 5. Lee - 14.0 Not only did Newton finish second-to-last, he also gets a good tongue-lashing from a very upset Rich Money, who's having a lot of problems as of late with The Almighty Dollar and the fact they don't have a single piece of gold in their possession. Meanwhile, Lee looks to be in even more trouble, as he had accidentally knocked the Monkey Rat out of the barrow in a rather rough manner. The Monkey Rat takes offense to this, and removes his mask to reveal that it's Huey Cannonball in disguise! The ex-High Stakes mentor beats down on Lee until Rory McCallum steps in to pull Cannonball off the young hip-hop artist. CHALLENGE WINNER - Nelson, three immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Free-For-All Flag Challenge (15/F)</div> After the break, we have another challenge, and all five surviving rookies are in the ring as Rory McCallum briefs them on what to do - run simultaneously to the stage area, where five flags are hanging, and be the first to grab a hold of the flag. As the buzzer sounds, the five rookies race to the stage, and Lazarus McKenzie obviously pushes Dave Newton while about to leap for a flag - McCallum doesn't catch it, and he is awarded the winner of the challenge! Newton is now very upset at McKenzie for cheating him out of three immunity points, and this leads to an argument between... CHALLENGE WINNER - McKenzie, three immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money and McClean Argue (77/B-)</div> ...Rich Money and Almighty Lackey Squeeky McClean! Money doesn't appreciate McKenzie's poor sportsmanship, and quickly launches into Squeeky, admonishing him for doing a bad job in the area of discipline. McClean surprisingly retorts that Newton isn't Money and will probably be sent home tonight, and both men continue their argument as they head back to the locker room and bump into Eve Runcord. Money brusquely tells Runcord this is not the time for her to interview him, and storms off in anger. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lee Looks Miserable (16/F)</div> Once again, we see Nate Lee looking worried and upset due to his lack of success so far in the challenges. Nicky Champion reassures him that it's not yet over, and that he beat Dave Newton anyway, so that should give him a fighting chance to stick around. <div style="text-align:center;">Krustacean Kirk (w/Lobster Warrior) vs Calum Nelson (w/Hero Squad) (42/D-)</div> Peter Michaels explains as the match starts that Kirk Jameson said during the break he'd like to revive The Underwater Union in some form or another, in honor of a great competitor. That may be a bit of foreshadowing at work, as Lobby only has a few days remaining on his contract. Meanwhile, Krustacean Kirk finds himself confounded by a trap - a Honey Trap, not a Lobster Trap - but is able to escape from that late in the match, as he attacks a distracted Nelson (arguing with Hero Squad) with the Bulls-Eye. This gives Kirk a better chance of staying alive in this competition, as the win gives him one immunity point. WINNER - Jameson in 7:13. Kirk Jameson gets one immunity point. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Capture the Flag Challenge (13/F)</div> Similar to the earlier challenge, the rookies have to grab a flag from somewhere, but there are a few differences. First, the rookies will be doing this individually, and starting from the stage area as the mentors watch. They will then set up a ladder in the ring, use it to capture the flag, fold the ladder again, then sprint back to the start/finish line. Also,the winner of this challenge will get to appear on Supreme TV's twentieth anniversary special next Tuesday...assuming he's still in High Stakes. And the results are... 1. Jameson - 26.2 2. McKenzie - 26.3 3. Lee - 27.5 4. Nelson - 28.9 5. Newton - 29.7 It's a very close finish, and with that in mind, McKenzie demands that Rory McCallum review the footage or at least give him another try. McCallum acquiesces, and allows Kirk Jameson (sans crab mask) and McKenzie to redo their rounds. In this redo, Jameson has McKenzie solidly beaten, 27.5 to 28.4, so there's no question about who gets the points here. But will it be enough to make him immune from elimination? If it isn't, at least he has a chance to appear on the next Supreme TV... CHALLENGE WINNER - Jameson, three immunity points. <div style="text-align:center;">Lobster Warrior (w/Krustacean Kirk) vs Squeeky McClean (w/Lazarus McKenzie) (67/C+)</div> McClean's under the gun here as he takes part in tonight's main event - a match against Lobster Warrior, who isn't in a good way either due to his being the only Man Unda Pressure without a title, and being the man who had kayfabe concussed Koshiro Ino on the last Uprising. As such, both men pretend to appear lethargic, and the crowd doesn't seem to care much for this technical battle. Still, we see both Squeeky and Lobby coming close to making the other submit to their respective submissions, the Clean Out and the Crustacean Clutch. The match ends when Sam Sparrow seemingly ignores Laz McKenzie climbing the apron to distract Lobby, and allowing McClean to (hopefully) get back into Rich Money's good graces with a Stain Removal. WINNER - McClean in 12:12 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Double Elimination (32/E)</div> Tallying up everyone's immunity points, the remaining rookies rank as follows: Lazarus McKenzie - 10 Calum Nelson - 6 Kirk Jameson/Krustacean Kirk - 6 Nate Lee - 4 Dave Newton - 1 That means McKenzie is immune from elimination, which leaves Rory McCallum in the ring with Nelson, Jameson, Lee and Newton. He asks Nelson to step forward, and Jameson to step back, then requests that Lee join Jameson in the back row. This turns out to be an American Idol-esque fake-out, as McCallum makes Jameson join Nelson in the front row, and asks Newton to take Jameson's place alongside Lee. After building up some suspense (live drum roll courtesy of the SWF House Band's Cam Vessey), McCallum announces that Jameson and Nelson are safe, which means we shall be saying goodbye to fifth placer Dave Newton and fourth placer Nate Lee. Lee shakes hands with Jameson, then hugs his mentor Nicky Champion and seems to accept his elimination - after all, he still finished in the top half. Newton, unfortunately, is getting a long sermon from mentor Rich Money, and it goes without saying Dave Newton isn't Money enough to join The Almighty Dollar. WEEK ELEVEN STANDINGS: Kirk Jameson - 7-4 Calum Nelson - 6-4 Lazarus McKenzie - 4-5 Nate Lee - 4-7 - ELIMINATED,WEEK 11 (4th) Dave Newton - 4-6 - ELIMINATED,WEEK 11 (5th) Tommy Alexander - 2-6 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 9 (6th) Jimi Adams - 2-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 8 (7th) Ryan Turner - 1-5 - ELIMINATED - WEEK 7 (8th) <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 61/C- Nate Lee, Lazarus McKenzie, Kirk Jameson, Calum Nelson and Dave Newton were used too much SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.92</div></blockquote>

kieranforthewin · July 24, 2013

Robbie Retro vs Steve Frehley (70/C+)

WINNER - Retro in 3:31

Lol What. Really good shows, gonna start predicting now, read both the KP.Avatar stories.

3rdStringPG · July 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="kieranforthewin" data-cite="kieranforthewin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Robbie Retro vs Steve Frehley (70/C+) WINNER - Retro in 3:31 Lol What. Really good shows, gonna start predicting now, read both the KP.Avatar stories.</div></blockquote> <img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />:eek:<img alt=":eek:" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/eek.png.0e09df00fa222c85760b9bc1700b5405.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Hell just froze over and the Cubs won the World Series. Seriously, I got it fixed, and thanks for pointing that out! Thanks for the kind words as well. Looking forward to seeing you around for the predictions! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> Uprising should be up tomorrow or on Friday.

Eidenhoek · July 24, 2013

So Newton wasn't developing enough psychology for you. Eh, them's the breaks.

Phantom Stranger · July 24, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So Newton wasn't developing enough psychology for you. Eh, them's the breaks.</div></blockquote> You know Daniel Bryan lost his High Stakes equivalent while being yelled at by a high-profile mentor, right?

Eidenhoek · July 25, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Phantom Stranger" data-cite="Phantom Stranger" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>You know Daniel Bryan lost his High Stakes equivalent while being yelled at by a high-profile mentor, right?</div></blockquote> ... <_< >_> But Newton can't be in the SWF; he got kicked off. HE GOT KICKED OFF! ... Still, had a playthrough where he stayed in the 60s for a year. I was pissed.

Phantom Stranger · July 25, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Eidenhoek" data-cite="Eidenhoek" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Still, had a playthrough where he stayed in the 60s for a year. I was pissed.</div></blockquote> Outside of using dev or featuring them in matches with better opponents at least once a week, it's rare for a worker to jump 10 points of Psych in a year as is.

3rdStringPG · July 25, 2013

OOC - Unfortunately, I arrived home just 30 minutes ago, so Uprising may have to wait till tomorrow. Yes, everything's moving much slower now, but with next week's lighter workload, I hope to have more shows up than usual as we move to September in-game. As a pre-Uprising treat for his millions AND MILLIONS of fans, guess who's back in KP Avatar's life...

"Time for a Change?"

Thursday, August 22, 2013

That damned Chapel Hill high school where we're shooting Idealistic Teacher

5:00 p.m.

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"This friend of yours, KP, I must say he's one heckuva find. I mean, look at how professional he is! He was here before the rest of the non-SWF cast, and he's been doing a bang-up job in his role as a football coach. A RACIST football coach. I'm telling you, KP, this guy is Lester Maddox, Bull Connor, George Wallace and David Duke rolled into one!"

No, the real Scott Sinclair wasn't racist, but he had a lot of anger in him so it was just as good as the Smacker playing himself. That's what I inferred from Adam Smithers' declaration of Scott's greatness as a professional wrestler cum actor.

Wait a minute...Big Smack Scott in the cast of Idealistic Teacher? He had indeed come to terms with SWF Studios and Smithers to make an appearance as one of the rival all-white high school's head football coach, and he was immediately on the case of the Gauge twins, teasing them about their continued roles as jobbers and how they were joined by a third guy in Ernest Youngman, a.k.a. Bobby Bruce, a.k.a. Part Three of the Parts Unknown, a.k.a. Ernesto El Avatar, my Brotha from Anotha Motha. His next agenda, surprise surprise, was our co-star Lisa Bowen, who was playing my cheerleader girlfriend Eve. Kinda wanted me to suggest to the rather aloof Eve Runcord that she go play "Eve the Cheerleader", Dawn's kayfabe sister, but anyway...

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"Lisa's not that bad after all, KP. We're gonna check out some bands later on, have a few beers, and we might take Ash with us so we've got somethin' to smoke. Wanna come with?"

Awkward silence. Holy shit, Big Smack Scott was talking to me just months after he called me every dirty name in the book and shot on me in his post-firing interview with Pro Wrestling Hits.

"Oh, I forgot. You're still dating Dawn, so your in-film girlfriend and the daughter of the great Runaway Train doesn't appeal to you. I missed you, man." With that, Scott gave me a brotherly hug and I had no choice but to accept. But what was with his sudden appreciation for Lisa Bowen, his suggestion that we take Ash, a second-generation wrestler (and Scott hates 'em second-gen guys and girls) so we could have someone to supply us some weed? Scott was a 'roid guy, not a weed guy, so what's with all the strange behavior? I decided to ask.

"I thought you hate second-generation workers? And I thought you don't smoke up?"

Scott let out a belly laugh and put his arm around my shoulder. "Man, you shouldn't have listened to what I said in my interview with that Kletsky guy from PWH...what's his first name again? Dave? Don? D'artagnan? Dilbert?"

"It's Dennis, and a lot of what you said in your interview with him hurt people."

"I just had to let go of a lot of steam. But being in PSW has helped me feel really happy for the first time since, I dunno, since I signed with Supreme! And don't be surprised that I'm smokin' doobie. We all experimented at one time or another, and besides, it keeps you mellow."

I wasn't born yesterday - I'd seen Scott pull the whole abusive person schtick so many times before. He'd lash out, throw a temper tantrum, then act all remorseful the day after. Then he'd 'roid up again and be back to his old ways.

"Mitch and Alex really believe in me, and they plan to keep that belt on me for a long, long time. Who knows, KP, this could be my ticket to TCW. Or USPW. Or better yet, the SWF! You don't know how much I miss you guys and want to do right by all of you at Supreme! Everyone from Rick Eisen right down to the Parts freakin' Unknown and Lenny Brown and those two Cali jabronis you hired. Frankie Perez and Mikey James? Nah...it's those two guys...Adrian Nelson and Barnaby Ashton."

And the awkward silence remained as Scott continued to be bad with names, messing up the names of the two "local jobbers" known in the indies as The Paratroopers.

"We can start from square one, KP. If you put in a good word for me with Eisen or Michaels, I'd really appreciate it. Man, you and Kurt were the best friends - no, the only true friends - I had back in the locker room, and I want to do right this time around. No more steroids, no more locker room tantrums, no more stiff shots. I've been a new man since turning 38, then winning the PSW Championship."

"Really, Scott?", I answered, finally interrupting his monologue. "Does a changed man fight with the audience after winning the title and nearly cost PSW its home?"

"It's part of the act, KP. I'm not just a heel...I'm the best damn heel PSW has ever seen, so I gotta act like it." Scott then proceeded to tell me the most unbelievable thing since he started acting all nice to me. "It was a work. Mitch, Alex and Nikki had me do it." "Nikki" was Nicolette Krauss, a.k.a. Nicole Kiss, who was part of the PSW booking team. And I doubted she, Mitch Naess and/or Alex Braun really wanted Scott to go postal on the booing fans at the last PSW event.

"Right, Scott, but I think I'm sticking it out with the Gauges, Ash and Cameron. You go drink with Lisa or The Awesomeness. Huey and Jeff are hated heels now, perhaps that'll give you something to relate with."

Having said that, I left Scott standing in the middle of the football field as I rejoined the rest of the rookie posse cast in the film. I hoped I had made it absolutely clear that while we had no choice but to work with each other on Idealistic Teacher, we weren't going to be buddies again.

Eidenhoek · July 26, 2013

Edit: Actually, I'm not going to comment on that, because really, Matt? Come the **** on you ****-head. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> and they plan to keep that belt on me for a long, long time.</div></blockquote> next day he drops the belt plz

3rdStringPG · July 26, 2013

OOC - Maybe you mean Scott, not Matt? Anyway, let's move on to Uprising! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> And my bad on the venue...shoulda been Reed Gym in Idaho, but instead I booked Uprising in a North Dakota venue. SWF Uprising Betty Engelstad Center (North Dakota, Midwest) Sunday, August 27, 2013 (Week 3) DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE EXCLUSIVES: Acid Tripp d. Ben 'n' Glenn Casey via War is Stoopid in 3:43 (43/D-) The Eisen Entourage d. Lenny Brown and Frederique A. Garcia via Huggins Kiss in 5:25 (48/D-) UPRISING: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lisa Bowen Shoots T-Shirts (51/D)</div> Like the good general manager she is, Lisa Bowen hits the ring in a two-piece swimsuit (because it's still summer!) and fires t-shirts at the Betty Engelstad Center crowd. A vulgar call-and-response series of chants can be heard from a group of young men in the front rows - "SHOW THOSE T-----S!!!" and "WHERE ARE THEY?!?" That's all you need to know about why the PWH Trading Card series has Lisa's sex appeal at B-, instead of B or B+. <div style="text-align:center;">Remmy Skye (w/Chloe Dean) vs A-Prime (w/Kristen Pearce and 24/7 Partay Dudez) (40/D-)</div> From an experienced monster in Remo...to a Rookie Monster. Creative sure seems to be punishing Remmy Skye for his latest transgression, though this looks like what could be the start of a Soul Brothers vs Partay Dudez feud - '60s counterculture vs contemporary throwaway pop. Skye looks to seal off the win with a Skye Diver, but Mainstream shakes the ropes while Ric Young's back is turned, Kristen Pearce keeps Young busy, and Stevie runs in for the Platinum Record, helping the recovered A-Prime set up a Running Powerslam and pick up the win. WINNER - A-Prime in 6:21 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview El Duque (52/D)</div> Mainstream and Stevie return after the break to host The Bubblegum Factory, and their guest is none other than El Duque Nicolas! He spends most of the interview ranting about Mikey James (still pissed off over being cost a chance to fight for the Shooting Star belt at Welcome to the Jungle), but his broken-English rant is interrupted by James, who crashes the interview set to call El Duque a "royal baby" who keeps crying about something that happened so many weeks ago. Lisa Bowen, now dressed in her usual business suit, decides to interrupt the interview by booking The Cali Dragons vs The Royal Pains for later in the evening... <div style="text-align:center;">Cameron Vessey vs John Anderson (57/D+)</div> Cam Vessey still can't catch a break, as he continues to job to the midcarders. John Anderson tries to keep things interesting by telling Vessey he can make it in the SWF by entering the ring wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a sleeveless leather vest upon entering, but Vessey replies with a clothesline, followed by a backbreaker on the unsuspecting Devil's Advocate. Vessey actually looks quite capable in this match, and is all ready to land the Vessey Driver on Anderson for the upset, but that gets countered into a Clear Conscience. Anderson picks up the win and places a cowboy hat on the fallen Vessey before exiting the ring. WINNER - Anderson in 5:03 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Plays Devil's Advocate with Valiant (74/B-)</div> The cameras follow Anderson to the locker room, where he confronts Valiant ahead of The Allied Forces' match against The Awesomeness. Here, he asks leading questions to Valiant, like why he cut his hair and grew a beard, yet still insists on entering to "mullet music." Valiant tells Anderson that's none of his business and says that it's not the hair and the ring music that matters, but the man behind it all. Anderson remains persistent, and offers to choose the Forces' ring music for the evening, so as to allow them to send the right message to The Awesomeness. He also asks Hannah to zip down her American flag jacket a little further to satisfy the men in the audience "disappointed by what the Uprising GM doesn't have much of." Valiant and Hannah quickly get away from Anderson, as he stands there, cool and calm as ever, confident that his next round of devil's advocacy would work. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Avatar Rants About Mainstream (40/D-)</div> With Chloe Dean in his corner, KP Avatar busts a move while being interviewed by real-life girlfriend Dawn the Cheerleader and talks about how The Psychedelic Soul Brothers will give a dose of "funky revenge" to the 24/7 Partay Dudez "in a week or two." Why a week or two, asks Dawn? Avatar admits that he and Remmy Skye are still "at the bottom of the totem pole of SWF soul", and it will be all up to Uprising GM Lisa Bowen to make the decision. "Where are they, anyway?", asks Avatar, carrying on the flat-chest jokes that seem to be building momentum as a way to heckle the young Uprising authority figure. <div style="text-align:center;">The Cali Dragons vs The Royal Pains (58/D+)</div> After months of absence, Paul Huntingdon is finally back on SWF television! And he seems to be a catalyst for an El Duque push, as the real-life Nicolas Lopez showcases his lucha moves mainly against Mikey James' martial arts background. A lukewarm crowd nonchalantly backs The Cali Dragons up as a near-fall at 4:10 nearly has James taking Huntingdon out with the Scything Side Kick. Thanks to some clever double-teaming and distractions, Huntingdon picks up the win for his team by hitting the High Society on Frankie Perez at a little past eight minutes. WINNER - The Royal Pains in 8:12 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Lisa Bowen Seduces Devine (50/D)</div> As Rich Money doesn't normally do Uprising, his kayfabe fiancee Lisa Bowen is at play in a case of art imitating life. But it's a lot more subtle here, as Emma Chase already has the nympho gimmick in place - here, she's mainly complimenting Darryl Devine on his musical ability and in-ring skills, to which he replies that he'd rather focus on defending his Shooting Star title against Spencer Spade tonight. He even comments on her being a second-rate imitation of Easy Emma, and that her attempts to seduce him are all a ploy to throw him off and allow Spade to retake the title. Bowen replies by laughing and imitating Daddy Dearest by saying she's all about justice and equality, and won't allow for such conflicts of interest to take place. Right, Lisa... <div style="text-align:center;">Darryl Devine © vs Spencer Spade (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - SWF Shooting Star title match (53/D-)</div> Will the Uprising GM's attempts to play mind games with Darryl Devine pay off? For a moment, it does, as Spade has the upper hand in the first few minutes, scoring on a Supreme Stunner at 3:50. But Devine kicks out of that, and rolls away from a Spadesault to set up his comeback. And not even Lisa Bowen, who was guesting on commentary alongside Jerry Eisen and Marv Earnest, could stop Devine from rallying against Spade. Devine ensures himself a successful title defense by catching Spade on the top rope and setting him up for a Devine Dream Drop. Shane Stones counts one, two, three, and while Bowen is hiding her disgust at Devine's successful title defense, Earnest is more vocal in showing how upset he is that "a drummer by trade" is still the SWF's Shooting Star champion. WINNER - Devine in 7:30. Darryl Devine is STILL the SWF Shooting Star champion. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Devine Beaten Down by RPJ and McClean (49/D-)</div> As always, The Almighty Dollar, even with all the infighting taken into account, wants to have the final say. As Devine celebrates his win, Spade's manager Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Almighty Lackey Squeeky McClean enter the ring and beat down on the champ as Earnest cheers them on. Jerry Eisen suggests that this could be a desperation attempt for The Almighty Dollar to stay together, but Earnest disregards this, and says there's no way Rich Money's faction would fall apart - even the tightest of families experience crises like what the Dollar is presently experiencing, says Marvelous Marv. <div style="text-align:center;">The Fly Boys vs 24/7 Partay Dudez (w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) (64/C)</div> Would a pair of surfing skateboarders really get over? That's the image the reunited Fly Boys seem to be suggesting here, as an upset Marv Earnest calls them "derivative" - James "Jimmy P" Prudence enters riding a skateboard, while Donald "Donnie J" Jacobs runs in with a surfboard in hand. Jerry Eisen, however, seems more impressed - "Gotta love those dynamic dudes Jimmy and Donnie!", remarks the older Eisen brother. Dynamic or not, The Fly Boys and the Partay Dudez put on an entertaining match, with great double-team action from both sides. Unfortunately, it's all over at around 7:00, as Donnie J's finisher (Death on Venice Beach) is interrupted by Bobby Bruce and The Awesomeness, who run in to attack members of both teams! Jez McArthuer flails his arms wildly as he asks the timekeeper to ring the bell, declaring this match a no-contest. Meanwhile, the Partay Dudez flee the ring, leaving Donnie J and Jimmy P in there to get assaulted by the three cocky faux-rock stars. WINNER - Nobody. No-contest at 7:14. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Rants About Jack Bruce (56/D+)</div> Taking the mic, Bobby Bruce refers to Huey Cannonball and Jefferson Stardust as "his new bandmates", and declares his intention of challenging Jack Bruce's friend Darryl Devine for the Shooting Star title. "But you don't even have a contract!", yells Jerry Eisen. Bobby tells Eisen that he'll be getting one soon, and when he does, it will be time to see just how awesome he and The Awesomeness really are, as they win Shooting Star and Tag Team belts respectively. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Season 2 Hype Video - Elmo Benson (66/C+)</div> We don't get any detailed Elmo Benson impersonations ahead of his match, but we see him in this video impersonating Koshiro Ino and talking about his High Stakes Season 2 rookie, Masked Cougar. "Koshiro Elmo" - HAI! I mean...HI! My name Koshiro Elmo, and I'm part of High Stakes Season 2 cast with rookie Masked Cougar from Parts Unknown. As Mr. Miyagi to Cougar's Daniel LaRusso, I need cheesy '80s power ballad to serve as masked man's entrance theme! Masked Cougar great pure wrestler who say nothing but HAI SENSEI this, HAI SENSEI that, and together with me, Koshiro Elmo, we win High Stakes and take a bite out of seven other competitors. Hssssss... <div style="text-align:center;">"Marc DuBen" (w/"Greg Grouchos" and "Lizzie Boring") vs Marc DuBois (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Des Davids) (70/C+)</div> This Uprising's semi-main event sees High Concept recycling their "Can't Miss Concepts" impersonation and Haley Buck dressed up as "Uprising GM Lizzie Boring." Despite the rehash, "Marc DuBen" gets a good pop against the real thing, especially when he pulls off Benson's Big Adventure (inverted atomic drop/double leg trip combo), though Marc DuBois has some moments and a messy, if effective Model Solution nearly making "DuBen" tap out at around 5:20. After a couple more minutes, a "DuBen" twisting neckbreaker sets up the babyface comeback, and DuBois does the light-counting honors at about 9:30, as his argument with Des Davids allows "DuBen" to set up the Shockwave from Next Year. And the problems continue for The Almighty Dollar and The Can't Miss Prospects... WINNER - "DuBen" in 9:26 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Biggz in Japan Beat Down on High Concept (46/D-)</div> High Concept's celebration is short-lived, as the Stockholm Syndrome-suffering Biggz in Japan run in and beat down on Elmo and Greg! As usual, Marvin Earnest takes the heels' side, saying that Bart-San and Brett-San are defending their injured sensei in his absence, because Benson's High Stakes hype video was a tasteless excuse in stereotyping. The beatdown ends after two minutes, as the former tag champs leave Benson, Black and a shocked Haley Buck in the ring and celebrate on the way back to the locker room. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Davids and RPJ Argue (67/C+)</div> More dysfunction, more infighting. Des Davids continues to tease a face turn and a Can't Miss Prospects breakup, as Richie Pangrazzio Jr. chastises him for meddling too much in what should have been a win for Marc DuBois. Davids says he was doing what he's always been doing - it's just DuBois who's being lazy and mailing it in. RPJ doesn't want any of this, and leaves Davids in the locker room, angry about his recent fortunes and upset about the turmoil tearing The Almighty Dollar apart. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Stone Vignette (46/D-)</div> "Who is Edd?" "Edd...EDD...EDD!!!" "All things to all men and then some, baby, it's good old Edd-Fu for me and you. You can have your Fredd, you can have your Tedd, but there can only be one EDD. Coming soon to the SWF - #EDD" (OOC - Credit goes to christmas_ape for the use of Edd Stone's name as a hashtag - see his Capital City Wrestling diary) <div style="text-align:center;">The Allied Forces (w/Dawn the Cheerleader and Hannah) vs The Awesomeness (w/Alanis Springsteen) (72/B-)</div> Sticking with the '70s glam theme, The Awesomeness now enter to "Mama Weer All Crazee Now", but it's Quiet Riot's version they enter to, rather than the Slade original. And The Allied Forces enter to John Anderson's old TCW theme, "I Hate You" by Slayer! Speaking of Anderson, he's joining Eisen and Earnest at the announce table, as he observes both teams exchange offense and come close several times to picking up the win. The closest The Awesomeness get is a Shock and Awe ("I am NOT shouting Shock and Awe", says Jerry Eisen) on Giedroyc at 6:20, but he kicks out of that, and later on hot-tags Valiant in for an interesting display of hate. Unlike his usual intense, yet sportsmanlike style, Valiant seems to be more aggressive, while Hannah is apparently showing a bit more cleavage than usual, having zipped her jacket down with no Easy Emma-esque intent to distract. Still, that's all Valiant needs to pull off the win, as he lands the V-Split on Huey Cannonball at 9:50. This could lead to a background feud pitting Dawn the Cheerleader's old charges versus the new ones, but we cannot say yet until the results of the Under Control poll are revealed... WINNERS - The Allied Forces in 9:55 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 70/C+ SWF Uprising Rating - 0.99</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · July 26, 2013

YES! #Edd is coming and #Edd won't be stopped. #EddOfANewRevolution

Psycho Sam · July 26, 2013

#WWWYKI! #EddStone is in da HOUSE...muthaf***ers! <img alt="

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3rdStringPG · July 26, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC:

- Wow, that was a long stretch in between prediction keys. Health problems, Internet problems and work have all put a cramp on my schedule, but hopefully that'll all be ironed out next week. Here's the latest prediction game update as of Week 3, and while Croquemitaine remains in the lead, it's still anybody's contest!

1. Croquemitaine - 43/51, 84% (+6/6, +4/7)

2. flaviooooo - 41/51, 80% (+6/6, +5/7)

3. MichiganHewo - 40/51, 78% (+5/6, 6/7)

4. Rickymex - 39/51, 76% (+5/6, +5/7)

5. Phantom Stranger - 38/51, 75% (+4/6, +5/7)

6. Midnightnick - 31/51, 61% (+4/6, 3/7)

7. Psycho Sam - 30/51, 59% (+2/6, 4/7)

Astil - 9/17, 53%

Eidenhoek - 3/13, 23% (+2/6, 1/7)

- Gilmore vs Remo was supposed to be a draw, but apparently I might have messed up with some of the booker notes. Oh well. Two schmozzes in one night would've been too much, and Remo's loss only underscores the tension within The Almighty Dollar.

- Though Dave Newton's out of High Stakes, that might not be the last you'll be hearing of him. Like the rest of the eliminations, he's whiling the time away in developmental, and I still have plans for him in the future.

- And that's right - it's Edd Stone, coming to the SWF in September, just as promised! That leaves me in a bit of a quandary, though - what to do with Franklin/Freddy Huggins and his tag team with Dozer Smith?

- No, Cam Vessey won't be pulling a Brian Kendrick and following John Anderson's advice to streak. At least I hope he won't. Next week's Uprising controversy is reserved for the beleaguered Freddy Garcia. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Big Roguey · July 26, 2013

Have them leave Eric by beating him down and leaving to join the #EddRevolution.

Either that or have #Edd feud with them for being all round better than Eric.

3rdStringPG · July 26, 2013

OOC - It's prediction time again and this time I hope for no more spanners in the works that would lead to longer downtimes than usual. And here's <a href="http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/CPGGHHZ" rel="external nofollow">one last call for SWF App votes for Under Control!</a>

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV - Supreme TV @ 20

HP Pavilion at San Jose (California, Southwest)

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Lobster Warrior and Krustacean Kirk vs ?????

Christian Faith vs Eric Eisen

Hero Squad vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - SWF World Tag Team title match

Nicky Champion vs Barry Bowen - Strap Match

SWF Uprising

Maples Pavilion (California, Southwest)

Sunday, September 1, 2013

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers vs The Royal Pains

The Fly Boys vs Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean

Frederique Antonio Garcia vs John Anderson

Valiant vs ?????

Joshua Taylor vs John Greed

????? vs The Can't Miss Prospects</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Which C-Verse '97 character shall be the babyface in the "replay" of the first-ever Supreme TV match held in 1993?

Bonus Question #2 - And who will be the heel in this replay match? Clue - Part of the default C-Verse, but retired.

Bonus Question #3 - Some of SWF's main eventers and previous High Stakes mentors are coming to High Stakes to make up for not being booked at the angle-heavy twentieth anniversary show. Who will be Calum Nelson's opponent on the penultimate High Stakes Season 1 episode?

A) Vengeance

B) Steve Frehley

C) Tom "Angry" Gilmore

D) Nicky Champion

E) Brandon James

Eidenhoek · July 26, 2013

I'm Matt. And I made a very poor-taste comment, then edited it and left that note.

Someone said something about Edd Stone. Dang it; he's top five least favorite guys in the C-Verse.

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lawl @ Bowen chants.

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Since my opinion matters, <_< all the 60s/70s gimmicks bore me. Granted, most of the guys are openers or worse, so I guess that's fine...

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Avatar ribbing Lisa? AND THEN SHE JUMPS HIM IN HIS HOTEL TOPLESS AS DAWN WALKS INTO THE ROOM FUFUFUFUFUFUFUU THERE THEY ARE, KIPPER!/inb4IdealisticTeacherisaporno

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I never got why Hannah was attractive. Her face is...I dunno. Shiny? Now if someone showed me a picture of her br

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