SWF: Sunday Nights Counting Lights - The Continuing Saga of KP Avatar

Big Roguey · August 23, 2013

I have an urge to try and make an emo K.P. alt now. ¬_¬

Eidenhoek · August 24, 2013

This makes Opportunistic Teacher make a lot more sense.

And yes, that is what I think the title is of that movie. Err-time.

3rdStringPG · August 26, 2013

SWF Supreme TV TD Garden (Massachusetts, New England) Tuesday, September 24, 2013 (Week 4) DARK MATCHES: None. SUPREME TV: <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Champion Rants About Money, Bowen (90/A)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg</div> 'Tis the Supreme TV fallout show for Under Control, and Peter Michaels still can't get over how Christian Faith had seemingly "spurned" him in the World Heavyweight title match. The fans are excited about tonight's event, and so are the announcers, as Duane Fry and Jason Azaria hype the TD Garden as the home of the NBA's Boston Celtics. Michaels scoffs at that introduction, heelishly referring to the Celtics' management as "idiots" for trading Paul Pierce and Kevin Garnett for "the former Mr. Kim Kardashian and a bunch of scrubs." Meanwhile, Nicky Champion is making his way to the ring, solemnly walking and looking a bit upset as he prepares for his introductory promo. Champion - Last Thursday at Under Control, we celebrated what should have been YOUR PPV, SWF Galaxy. You had voted on what type of match Jack Bruce and Christian Faith would take part in, and you got a Cage Match, a definite classic that has left Nicky Champion's good friend Christian Faith bruised and battered and his knees with the same soggy consistency as the spaghetti Mama Money would serve down in Florida. Of course, Nicky Champion is hoping that it's not the end of the line for the Supreme Legend, but that was one tough fight he put up, and one tough defense on Jack Bruce's end. You got Koshiro Ino taking the easy way out to keep his U.S. title, Valiant triumphant over the devious devil's advocate John Anderson, and so many matches, almost all of which had YOUR input, including the one where Nicky Champion faced Tom Gilmore, Remo and Rich Money in a four-way elimination match for the Supreme Heavyweight title. Wait a minute...was I even in that match? I barely remember being in that match, because two Hawkeye Hammers into what may have been the tenth minute or something, Justice and Equality's favorite referee, Sam Sparrow, rang the bell and declared that due to the orders of Barry Bowen, SWF Commissioner, I would be disqualified from the match. Why? Because Nicky Champion, according to his daughter, Lisa "I Can't Believe I'm in Power But Wait, My Dad's the Commish" Bowen...she said Nicky Champion nearly killed Remo. Talk about blowing things outta proportion! Talk about making a Mount Everest out of a tiny molehill no bigger than the gray matter inside Lisa Bowen's head! Most of all, talk about BAIT AND SWITCH. Nicky Champion beat Barry Bowen in a Strap Match at the Supreme TV @ 20 special, and it was Nicky Champion's understanding that after beating Mr. Justice and Equality, I would retain use of that move that ensures...that I take out my opponents with a Papoose Piledriver...and a... (pauses as the crowd cheers "HAWKEYE HAMMER!!!") ...and THAT WILL BE ALL SHE WROTE! UGH! UGH! UGH! Apparently, Barry Bowen didn't have the cojones to tell it to my face that he didn't want Nicky Champion usin' the Hawkeye Hammer. Or make that, changed his mind about the Hawkeye Hammer when Rich showed him the money. So what's the deal, Barry Bowen? Nicky Champion's out here in the ring and he wants an explanation. He doesn't want the Commissioner hiding in the safety of his office and givin' his answer on the Supreme-Tron. He wants Barry Bowen out here, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, and he wants the good and fair Commissioner, insert rolling eyes emoticon here, to give Nicky Champion a pretty good explanation on WHY he bait-and-switched him with the whole Hawkeye Hammer brouhaha, and, although it's optional, HOW MUCH Rich Money paid him and Sam Sparrow to SCREW Nicky Champion out of a title. THIS CAN'T GO ON FOREVER, SWF GALAXY, BECAUSE THE NICKY CHAMPION GUYS AND GIRLS OUT THERE KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA BE A MATTER OF TIME, CROOKED COMMISSIONER OR NO CROOKED COMMISSIONER, THAT NICKY CHAMPION!!! WILL TRULY BECOME!!!! MORE!!!! THAN JUST!!!! A NAME!!!!!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bowen Books Three-Way Match, Intimidates Champion (73/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RunawayTrain_alt_zps056edac4.jpg</div> A few seconds later, Barry Bowen emerges from Aegalaeus Position to a hail of boos from the Boston crowd, dancing awkwardly to his <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/jxyU4W8iyeI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Grand Funk Railroad - The Loco-Motion"></iframe></div></div> as the goofy jig only adds to his preexisting heat. After the dance and hand-clapping, Bowen proceeds to get serious and address the irate Champion. B. Bowen - HEY!!!! I have had it up to here, Nicky, with your BLATANT DISRESPECT and your BASELESS ACCUSATIONS that I am out to get you, and working in cahoots with Rich Money! Champion - Do I hear the sound of a man who believes his own hype, meager as it may be as he advertises himself as the Commissioner who stands for justice and equality? Your credibility with all these Nicky Champion guys and girls has officially hit bottom after your obvious screwjob at Under Control. Oh, by the way, that was a real nice dance, Mr. Bowen. Hoping for a shot at the next Dancing with the Stars, are you now? B. Bowen (ignoring Champion's wisecracks) - I came out here for two things, Nicky. One would be to announce the three competitors tonight for Supreme Heavyweight number one contender. Tonight's main event...will be a three-way match featuring Rich Money, Jack Giedroyc and... (pauses for effect) ...Eric Eisen. Champion - Hold it right there, Mr. Bowen. You're telling me...that after screwing Nicky Champion at Under Control, you're going to add insult to injury by having Nicky Champion sit back and watch as your future son-in-law Rich Money, Jack Giedroyc, whom I personally do not have any problems with and consider a great competitor, and the man you replaced as Commissioner, battle it out for a right to face soft LOUD soft LOUD soft AAAAAAANGRRRRRYYYYYYY master Tom Gilmore for Supreme Heavyweight at Break Like the Wind? B. Bowen - I backpedaled on my decision to keep the Hawkeye Hammer legal for a number of reasons. Mainly, because it's too dangerous. We cannot afford to keep your move legal and endanger the health...AND THE LIVES...of its victims! With the padding kept on, it can damn well send you to Dreamsville. Without the padding...the Hawkeye Hammer is a clear and present danger. Delivered in the swift, forceful motion you use, the Hawkeye Hammer is DESIGNED TO MAIM! Look at what you nearly did to Remo in your last match... Champion - And look at how you left him off the Supreme Heavyweight qualifier...not that I like the guy or anything, but you're leavin' him off just because he got his ass handed to him by that crazy Khoklovin' bear Marat? B. Bowen - I will not have you questioning my decisions any more, Nicky. And WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!!! I'll have my eye on you, Nicky. Tonight, you've got a match against Paul Huntingdon. One more Hawkeye Hammer out of you, Nicky, and I won't just be suspending you from the SWF. If that happens, I will not hesitate to go over the Chairman and Owner, Mr. Richard Eisen himself, and have you BANNED from the SWF, no questions asked, if I see that move from you again! Do you understand, Nicky Champion? Champion - Nicky Champion understands, Nicky Champion will comply, but Nicky Champion does not like this one bit. B. Bowen - You don't have to like it, Nicky. I'm the Commissioner, you're the employee, and whether you like it or not, this is NOT your SWF, and definitely NOT your Supreme TV. Continuing to align himself with the bad guys, Peter Michaels comments on Bowen making a lot of sense tonight, and on Nicky Champion having gotten too big for his britches just because he was trained by the legendary Sam Strong. Duane Fry ignores Michaels and hypes Champion vs Paul Huntingdon up next after the break to kick off tonight's Supreme TV.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="113" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/t1DdctgWUeg?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="INDIAN RESERVATION - PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS"></iframe></div></div> vs Paul Huntingdon (w/El Duque Nicolas) (60/C-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/NickyChampion_jhd3_zps6393cde3.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Aristocrat_alt1-1_zps6f4f6826.jpg</div> Not a very appealing match despite the fact both men don't really have any chemistry issues. For some reason, Paul Huntingdon appears to have been mailing it in since his return to the main roster (after assisting with the booking duties in RIPW), but compared to his previous run with the Chase Agency, he appears to be employing a more brawl-oriented attack. Huntingdon gets a near-pin at around 5:00 thanks to an El Duque distraction and a High Society, but Champion kicks out, and immediately launches his Sam Strong-esque comeback, ending the match with a Papoose Piledriver, but no Hawkeye Hammer. WINNER - Champion in 6:06</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bobby Bruce Rants About Jack Bruce(80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</div> After the quick squash, Bobby Bruce is cutting a promo backstage, where he rants about kayfabe dad Jack Bruce about the previous "Tough Love" match they had at Under Control. The announcers also mention that Bobby will be up against that match's Special Guest Enforcer, Tom Gilmore, in just a few minutes. B. Bruce - Well done, Jack. Another fairy tale evening for Jack Bruce and the Men Unda Pressure, another set of titles defended by you, Gilmore and Devine. Think I'm goin' for Shooting Star like I once suggested? You can rest easy, Devine, because I'll be honest. You're small fry. Musically and in the ring, you're mediocre. Me? I'm headed straight to the top, man, we're talkin' greatness here. Robert Plant's vocals and Jimmy Page's guitar work in music, Sam Keith's amateur-style technical skills, Rip Chord's conventional catch skills and the ability to mesmerize large stadiums the way Sam Strong did. I got it all, JACK, and if it wasn't for your buddy Tom Gilmore, I would have pulled off the Upset of the Year. At least that's how everyone else sees it. The way I see it, it was YOU, old man, who pulled off the upset at Under Control. This isn't over, JACK. In fact, you're only just beginnin' to pay for neglecting me and my mom all these years.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Hero Squad Argues with Bobby Bruce, Rants About The Awesomeness (57/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg</div> Bobby Bruce's seeming monologue,however, is interrupted by the arrival of Hero Squad, who are both quite unhappy about his interference costing them the World Tag Team titles at Under Control... Atomic - IT WAS YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! Jungle Lord - Hero Squad lose to Awesomeness because Bobby Bruce! B. Bruce - Yeah, so what's it to you? My bandmates were the better men than you were, Zero Squad, so quit complaining and go play Cowboys and Indians or somethin' with, oh, I dunno, Nicky Champion. Atomic - THE APPALLING AWESOMENESS ARE ABOUT TO GET ATOMIZED BY THE ASTRAL ATOMIC ATTACK OF HEEEEEEEERO SQUAAAAAAAAD!!!!!! AND AFTER ANGRY GILMORE PUTS THE FEAR OF GILMORE INTO YOUUUUUUU, BOMBASTICALLY BAD BOBBY BRUCE, IT WILL BE OUR TURN TO GET RAAAAAAAADIO-AAAAAAAAACTIVE ON YOUR THREE MILE ISLAND HIND PAAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!!!! B. Bruce - Whatever you say, buddy, I'm right here. I can take on either one of you...the guy who's always one scream away from poppin' a vein, or the loincloth guy. Who do you think you are anyway, Joey DeMaio of Manowar? Jon-Mikl Thor? Oh, I get it. I get it. You're the SWF's answer to Tarzan, one half of those kid-friendly Zero Squad losers! Jungle Lord - Jungle Lord...no understand? B. Bruce - Like hell you don't, Tarzan Boy, because even a savage like you could understand this. Next week on Supreme TV, BOBBY BRUCE WIN. You need a translator for that? No? Good. I'm gonna leave you alone with your child's play, if you really think that's the best way for you to prepare for your second straight defeat to The Awesomeness. Bobby Bruce waits for Hero Squad to leave before making a most succinct assessment of the child-friendly duo and recently-dethroned former tag champs... B. Bruce - Babies...</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQiH2khqbvU" rel="external nofollow">Tom "Angry" Gilmore ©</a> (w/Jessie) vs Bobby Bruce (w/Karen Killer) - non-title match (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ErnestYoungman-1_zps11df3c75.jpg</div> Logically, this would be an easy win for Tom Gilmore, but he makes it a point to make his younger, less experienced opponent look good, selling a number of moves from Bobby Bruce, including a nifty-looking crossface. But the young submission master is trying to focus as well on his impact moves, and he goes for a Bobby Blitz - a blatant copy of the New York Minute plus theatrics - at the 4:30 mark, which Gilmore dodges. After Bruce goes for another submission, Gilmore evades that as well, setting him up instead for the Anger Management and picking up the win. WINNER - Gilmore in 4:58</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Faith and Frehley Argue (84/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChristianFaith.jpg</div> Peter Michaels, after being a big-time Christian Faith apologist since he revealed that it was he who tried to expose Jack Bruce's flaws through a "tribute video", now refers to Faith as the "Supreme Idiot" as he revs his Harley, disembarks from it, and walks to the ring to a crowd eagerly cheering "WE HAVE FAITH!" The announcers had earlier teased an important announcement from the Supreme Legend, and he's now in the ring to make it known to his Faithful in the SWF Galaxy. Faith - Last Thursday night, I had entered what I had always considered to be my natural domain. My forte. A setup where I had won match after match in past years. But I should have read the writing on the wall when, after 13 straight wins at When Hell Freezes Over since 1998, I lost my first cage match at the event in 2011. In that match, I was subject to a hellacious beating at the hands of the Unhinged Vigilante, Vengeance, and two years later, he and his cronies at the time had nearly succeeded in ending my career, one which has often been referred to as an "Iron Man" career. In my 25 years in this business, I had never come that close to having to call it quits, and thought it might be a while before I feel the same way. But after Thursday's match against Jack Bruce, a brutal one for all intents and purposes, I was proven wrong. Kudos to you, Jack. Again, we may not always see eye-to-eye, but you have always had my respect, and on Thursday night, that respect I had for you had doubled. (pauses) But as I was saying, I had lost to the better man, and in my efforts to defeat him, I had reinjured the same knee that Vengeance and his thugs blew out earlier this year. Back then, it was an injury perpetrated by one man bent on taking the SWF over through sin and evil, and I have since forgiven him. But last Thursday, it was through my own undoing that I reinjured myself. I had fought one helluva match, and if I had to do it again, I'd take that same Leap of Faith in hopes of winning the title. But sometimes, the Good Lord just sends those signs your way, telling you it's time to slow down, time to give it a rest. And last Thursday, at Under Control, I had received one such sign, telling me, Christian, maybe that was your last chance to win the big one. Maybe it's time to consider the "R" word that has been thrown around so many times and used so often in a sentence with my name - RETIREMENT. Well, maybe Thursday WAS my last chance to win the World title. At the end of the day, winning a fifth World Heavyweight title means little compared to the QUALITY of those title reigns. Four title reigns, each of them worth remembering in the annals of SWF history, and maybe it's time to ride out in the sunset and look back on 25 years spent in the home of Supreme sports entertainment. The crowd chants "ONE MORE MATCH!" repeatedly as Faith continues to tease what could be his retirement...or is it? Michaels (from announce table) - Oh, go ahead and retire for all I care, old man. You were a fool for goin' for that Leap of Faith at Under Control. You're a choker, Christian Faith. You've seen better days. Your retirement's been long overdue anyway. Fry - Oh, Peter, enough with the bitterness. Christian Faith performed like a man ten, no, twenty years younger at Under Control, and even if he lost, he gave it his one hundred and FIFTY percent. Faith - One more match. Yes, Faithful, I knew you would be clamoring for that. One more match from the Supreme Legend, a name that has been used to describe me, but one that can also be used to describe the Strongs, the Rip Chords and the Micky Starrs of this business. Yes, I have considered retirement. And after thinking it over long and hard, talking things over with my wife, my children, even with Richard Eisen himself, I have decided to announce my retirement from the Supreme Wrestling Federation. The crowd lets out a huge boo upon hearing this, before reverting to their "ONE MORE MATCH!" cheer. But as it turns out, Faith had given them a bit of a fake-out, as he's going on semi-retirement, rather than a full-fledged hanging up of the boots. Disappointing, but that doesn't rule out Faith returning to the ring, as we'll find out in a bit... Faith - EFFECTIVE October 11, 2013, the day after Break Like the Wind. And unlike Lobster Warrior, this will only be a SEMI-retirement. (pauses as the crowd cheers "WE HAVE FAITH!" for the long-time fan favorite) There is still a chance. Still the possibility of me winning a fifth World Heavyweight title, maybe a sixth, who knows? Only the Man Upstairs can tell if and when these things will be happening. And if not for Him, I'd probably laid up in a hospital bed, with my knee in unspeakable shape. But here I am, standing in front of my Faithful, and challenging my former best friend, Steve Frehley, to a match at Break Like the Wind. That's one match that has been, for me, a long time coming. Last time we faced each other one-on-one, Steve, you only said "I Quit" because you wanted to preserve himself for your title match against Jack Bruce. Since then, you've focused on this agenda of hatred, an agenda of militant ideologies that is as insincere as the "I Quit" you uttered prior to Welcome to the Jungle. At Break Like the Wind, let's drop that whole "I Quit" thing once and for all and try one of your specialties - the STREET FIGHT. No disqualifications, no count-outs, falls count anywhere, weapons aplenty. Back in the day, you used to talk a lot about taking it to the streets. Well, I'm taking a page from your book, Steve, and if you want to settle this as much as I do, you'll accept this match. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SteveFrehley_alt4_zps4c333206.jpg</div> Faith's challenge is promptly answered by Frehley, who stands at Aegalaeus Position as his <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC7EsFoNjC4" rel="external nofollow">ring music</a> plays. After flashing a Black Power salute to the booing crowd, Frehley begins to speak about what could be the first confirmed match for Break Like the Wind... Frehley - I don't want to settle this, Faith. What I want to do is punish the hell outta you and take out the "semi" from your semi-retirement. Have you heard about your old foe Vengeance? At Under Control, I did what you never could quite do, even when you battled it out in the cage at Supreme Challenge. He wasn't injured when you beat him. But last Thursday night, I injured that crazy mofo so bad he might be needin' surgery. And that was a STANDARD match, Faith. No cages, no weapons, no special stipulations, just me, beatin' the livin' s--- out of that crazy vigilante. It looks like Massah Faith wanna sit back watchin' his slaves at the modern-day plantation, lookin' at 'em with condescension and gloatin' after spending an entire career gettin' every break a man of your color is expected to get. You think you're down for a street fight? If that's what floats your boat, you got it. Just don't tell me I didn't warn y'all, because where I come from, yo' kind ain't gonna last five minutes. We've had enough of you and your kind keepin' us down. Y'all ain't s---, Christian Faith. And you'll never be more than that, even with all the sympathy you try to milk from your Faithful, teasin' a full retirement then turnin' around and sayin' you want one more match with me. (pauses, then spits out his catchphrase) Y'ALL AIN'T S---!!! Frehley heads back to the locker room, but before he does that, he flashes another Black Power Salute, then yells his profane catchphrase yet another time, this time directing it to the SWF Galaxy. Regarding this, Michaels says he doesn't agree with Frehley's militant ideology, but he certainly agrees with how he plans to hasten Faith's actual retirement at Break Like the Wind.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Springsteen Hypes The Awesomeness vs Hero Squad (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Seduction_zps7d46d270.jpg</div> After the passionate segment featuring Christian Faith and Steve Frehley, we move backstage, where Jason Azaria is set to conduct two interviews - first, with Awesomeness manager Alanis Springsteen, then with Remo, whom Duane Fry says may have finally been attacked into working hard by that guy PWH named "Mr. Star Quality" for two years - Marat Khoklov. Azaria - Alanis, since you took over as The Awesomeness' manager, your charges have been on a roll, beating highly-regarded opponents including Hero Squad, whom they defeated Thursday at Under Control for the tag team titles. That's something they had never accomplished with their old manager, so I'd like to know if there's been anything you've been doing differently. Springsteen - Nothing really, Jason, except modifying their rider to include twice as much booze and twice as many women. They say contented cows make better milk? Well, I've got two contented men in Jeff and Huey, and as long as they're happy enjoying the perks of the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, they're gonna be holding those titles as long as they please. Azaria - Some have called your team a rock version of the 24/7 Partay Dudez. Meaning, they don't really have any hit records, they don't play their own instruments - a moot point since the Partay Dudez are a boy band - and, in fact, clear any room with their singing much like the Partay Dudez do. What's your take on this? Springsteen - Jason, we're talking about The Awesomeness, not the Monkees or something. Jefferson Stardust is a talented guitarist who can play lead and rhythm, while Huey Cannonball plays the drums like his name suggests. You should hear him attack the drum set, though looking at you, you look like the type who needs a good pair of earplugs. And there's the mother-and-son team of Karen Killer, who's a pretty good bassist in her own right, and her son Bobby Bruce, whose lead guitar and lead vocal skills are second to none. The Awesomeness and their band, the Bobby Bruce Bonanza, have talent in the ring and out of it, and you have to hear 'em to believe it - Shock and Awe is more than just their finishing move. Azaria - I already heard their cover of "Ballroom Blitz", with Jack Bruce on lead vocals and Dawn... Springsteen - What you heard was a COVER, and what you heard was Dawn with her bass amp at one so that nobody would know she couldn't play a lick. The Awesomeness have been writing some kick-ass songs recently, and once they've held on to those titles for a bit, they'll be heading to the studio and leaving you in Shock and Awe. Azaria - Last question for tonight, Alanis. Hero Squad has invoked their rematch clause and are hoping to win those titles back tonight against The Awesomeness. Have you anything to say about the SWF's kid-friendly tag team? Springsteen - Give it up, losers. You were beaten by the best, and tonight is going to be no different. Go perform at a children's party or something. Maybe you'd win some titles there, but not here in Supreme as long as The Awesomeness are around.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Remo Rants About Money (76/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> And next, we have the Alpha Dog, Remo, talking to Jason Azaria about how Marat Khoklov and Rich Money had screwed him out of a chance to win Supreme Heavyweight at Under Control... Azaria - Fighting words alright from Alanis Springsteen, but we're moving on to one man who has even more vicious, angry words to say about a person whom he once considered one of his best, if not his absolute best friends in and out of the ring. Here's that mad man from Minneapolis, Remo, and for starters... Remo (interrupting Azaria) - Mad? You bet I'm mad about this, Azaria! The reason I started focusin' on Rich is because we did a damn good job on Gilmore. If he stood up, I was gonna focus on him again. But he didn't, and that punk Khoklov had to step in and take out his anger on me. Azaria - Do you believe that Rich Money may have set you up for this? Meaning, have Marat Khoklov attack you if you decided to fight him while Tom was still in the match? Remo - I believe Khoklov would have attacked me either way, Jason. May it be at that point when Rich and myself were havin' it out with Gilmore restin' or whatever, or at a point where it was just the two of us with Gilmore out, the big guy would've come for me because Rich had told him so. Rich still has Khoklov? The hell he does, Jason! I'm gonna deal with Rich later, but first, I want that jerk in the ring at Break Like the Wind. Azaria - But if I may ask, Remo, why did you deviate from Rich's plan? Was it your decision, or did you bow to the pressure that Richie Pangrazzio Jr. was putting on you from the start of the match? Remo - Look here, man. I am an extremely proud individual and since Tom Gilmore was out, it was my decision to make it Alpha Dog versus the Moneyman for the time being. You know, vent out as well, because it was Rich who broke The Almighty Dollar up. United we stand, divided we fall, know what I mean? Ain't never been truer in the Dollar's case. And with all that in mind, I am challenging Marat Khoklov...to a No Disqualification match. I don't care if Rich's good buddy, the Commissioner, doesn't make it a title match 'coz he thinks I'm lazy. But if you want lazy, you want Khoklov, because that buffoon put in the least effort back when we were runnin' as part of the same group. Azaria - Yes, but at 7'6" and 450 pounds of pure muscle, zero percent fat, I can't see how one would need to work as hard as the average man... Remo - That's the thing. Khoklov didn't even work as hard as the laziest bum beggin' for change on the sidewalk and not puttin' his Philosophy degree to use. It was all about usin' that size advantage and lettin' everything else come to him. Last time I faced him at Awesome Impact, he was deliberately actin' lazy because Rich Money wanted me in The Almighty Dollar. But since then, he's been sloughing off naturally, and he'd best watch out at Break Like the Wind, because hunting season's gonna be open once again for the Alpha Dog. That'll probably show y'all doubters who think I'm goofin' off. Azaria - There you have it, a very angry and intense Remo, I can't help but think he may have bitten off more than he can chew, challenging Marat Khoklov like that, but Remo is one man for whom size wouldn't matter when it comes to challenging the Russian Bear. Back to you, Duane and Peter!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Hero Squad vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHMqXOtzAU" rel="external nofollow">The Awesomeness</a> © (w/Alanis Springsteen) - SWF World Tag Team title match (68/C+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AtomSmasher.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JungleJack.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HueyCannonball-1_zpsdd69200f.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JeffersonStardust.jpg</div> This rematch sees Hero Squad quite determined to get their tag team titles back, and their eagerness does get them in a bit of trouble early on, as Ric Young warns Jungle Lord about leaving his chokehold on Jefferson Stardust a bit too long. The Awesomeness also sneaks in several double-team moves with Young's back turned, and when Captain Atomic or Jungle Lord try stepping in, they get warned for their troubles. Still, Hero Squad has some notable moments here, including a Fall Out Suplex on Huey Cannonball at 4:50, but whenever they could, The Awesomeness takes the sneaky route. At 8:30, it's all four men in the ring after the customary hot tags (to Atomic and Stardust), and while Jungle Lord returns to the ring apron as Young tries to establish control, The Awesomeness remain in there, landing a double dropkick on Atomic as Young calls for the bell and disqualifies the champs. WINNERS - Hero Squad in 9:03. The Awesomeness are STILL the SWF World Tag Team champions.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Bruce and Gilmore Victory Party/Jack Bruce Challenges Khoklov and Remo (88/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JackBruce_zps8d6ec515.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpg</div> Men Unda Pressure leaders Jack Bruce and Tom "Angry" Gilmore are throwing another "victory party", but unlike the last one, there isn't any special stage to accompany the splashy ring entrances of both men. Peter Michaels complains about how "poor role models" Bruce and Gilmore are still champions following the last PPV, and again about how Christian Faith failed to "bring home the bacon" after Under Control. J. Bruce - IT'S SHOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW-TAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHM!!!!!!!!!!! Boy, that was a fun evening. First, I took my son Bobby to school and showed him some Tough Love by hitting two birds with one stone - first, knocking the ladder down and sending him against that table, second, by grabbing on to my Showtime Belt, a meaningless one, I'll admit, compared to the one I'm wearin' right now, but nonetheless symbolic of who I am in Supreme - the Cream of the Crop, the Mayor of Metal, POPULATION UMPTEEN MILLION, the Long Island Angel, Jack Motherbleepin' Bruce! Second, I battled Christian Faith inside a steel cage for close to 25 minutes. Twenty-five grueling minutes which ended when I took Christian Faith out with, and in... Audience - A NEW!!!! YORK!!!! MINUTE!!!! J. Bruce - ...and walked out the cage, STILL the ONLY FIVE-TIME SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. And not even Peter Michaels' best efforts could stop me from keeping that title. Michaels (from announce table) - Quit flattering yourself, deadbeat junkie! J. Bruce - So who's it gonna be next, Peter? That night, Christian told you, in no uncertain terms, that he doesn't want anything to do with your crusade. You're gonna need somebody really special to support if you want to strike fear into the heart of Jack "Not a Role Model" Bruce, and because Christian Faith don't want any part of that s---, I think you're gonna have a REAL hard time finding someone. (pauses) Right back at you, Christian. You put me through a whole lot of punishment last Thursday, and it's a pity you're thinkin' of hangin' 'em up. You've always been a worthy opponent. But what's next on the horizon for Jack Bruce? I've defeated 'em all - Remo, Rich Money, Steve Frehley, Christian Faith. Does that mean I'm gonna hafta deal with the Jefferson Stardusts and Huey Cannonballs of the lower end of the pecking order? OH NO, CONSTITUENTS! I may be gettin' bored, but I ain't ready to rest on my laurels, get drunk with a coupla pretty ladies and smoke a fine Cuban cigar while starin' at my World Heavyweight belt and my RIAA certifications! Gilmore (interrupting Bruce) - MAYBE YOU'RE FORGETTING, JACK...that Under Control was a full night for the Men Unda Pressure. Darryl Devine kept his Shooting Star title in the pre-show. And I did what I knew I was capable of doin'...beatin' Rich Money when he had everything stacked in his favor...and finishin' him off when the chips were down...and I too am gettin' bored. I've defeated Nicky Champion...fended off the physical freak that is Remo...handed Rich Money's gazillionaire ass to him. And though I've beaten him before, I've yet to see how he fares in an actual title match. (pauses) I think it's time I took on Marat Khoklov in a standard match. J. Bruce - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Tommy, there's gonna be a three-way match later on tonight to determine whom you'll be facing at Break Like the Wind! Khoklov's gonna hafta wait, Tom, because, if you go back a few months to Master of Puppets, that brute defeated me in an Ambulance Match! And I know he changed the complexion of your Supreme Heavyweight title match by goin' loco on Remo, with good ol' Sam Sparrow lettin' it pass, but just like you, and adding to what Remo said earlier...I too wanna teach that brute a lesson. Gilmore (sighing) - Fair enough, Jack. Just make sure to kick his Money-lovin' ass good for me, will you? J. Bruce - That goes without saying, Tom. But I'm gonna say this, and this in no way suggests that I see Remo as a good, hard-workin' person, because like the rest of the SWF Galaxy, I think he's LAZY. I think he's such a bleedin' waste of potential and it still stupefies me that he held this bad boy (pointing to his World Heavyweight belt) for a good seven months earlier in the year! So how about me takin' on Remo and Marat Khoklov for the World Heavyweight title at Break Like the Wind? And here...are my stipulations. (pauses) No disqualifications. No count-outs. If Khoklov wins, neither me nor Remo would get another title shot of any sort until Nothing to Lose in February, 2014. If I win, then Remo has to wait till February 2014 to get his next title shot! And if Marat Khoklov loses...then the SWF does its entire Galaxy a favor by sendin' him packin' his bags and terminatin' his iron-clad contract! Repeat after me, Constituents! (sings along with the crowd) Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! One more time with feeling! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! OOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! You know you want Khoklov out of here, yeah! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! And have Remo quit wastin' our time, as well! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! Everybody get down and clap their hands! Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey hey hey, goodbye! Gilmore - Hold it one moment, Jack...I know all of you Constituents are havin' a good time, singin' and clappin' their hands...but I got a few last words to say. (pauses) You know what, your idea sounds like a better one indeed, Jack...but while we're still here, I might as well tell all of those three men facin' off later for Supreme Heavyweight number one contender...that none of 'em are gonna like Tom Gilmore when he gets angry...all you're fightin' for tonight is a chance to become the next in line...the next in line to feel the Wrath of Sanity...the next person to HAVE THE FEAR OF GILMORE PUT INTO HIM, AND I SURE AS HELL PROVED TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU IN THE SWF GALAXY THAT MY WINNIN' THE BELT WAS NO FLUKE!!! I've toiled long and hard for this title...and before this, for the World title...and now that I'm on top, I ain't gonna rest easy either...for every night for me, is a good night...to be Angry.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Caulfield Rants About James (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ChrisCaulfield_zps9fcabcff.jpg</div> With Dawn the Cheerleader too emotionally drained to be cutting any backstage interviews, she is temporarily replaced by James Prudence, who is getting ready to interview Chris Caulfield, whom the announcers say has been prohibited from taking part in any further hardcore matches, and, for delivering an "overly intense product for the SWF Galaxy's mass consumption", indefinitely taken off Supreme TV in a wrestling capacity by network executives. Prudence - How's everything hangin', SWF Galaxy, James Prudence here, and I'm here backstage with a man who lost a tough match at Under Control. Chris Caulfield, ladies and gentlemen, and as Peter Michaels said earlier, has been banned for his own protection from wrestling hardcore matches, and from appearing on Supreme TV, the SWF's flagship television program, and man, it's been a while since I've been on there. ..in a wrestling capacity. But anyway, Chris, do you feel upset or angry about being left off the main show by TV executives and asked not to compete in hardcore matches? Caulfield - Does it upset me that I'm not wrestling on the flagship program? Of course it does, Jimmy. But Brandon James, the ultimate sellout himself, said it on Under Control. When in Rome, do what the Romans do. The powers that be want me to wrestle on Uprising? So be it. They don't want me wrestling hardcore matches? Fine, we can tone it down. Heck, that's what they asked me to do over in the Land of the Giants, so I don't see any reason why I can't do it here if that's what they want. Hardcore America is all about fightin' anywhere and anytime, for the love of the sport and for the love of pain - feeling it...and most of all, inflicting it. Prudence - And what future plans do you have for Brandon James, given that you had a chance to beat him, but lost because Peter Michaels asked the referee to stop the match? Caulfield - Break Like the Wind's comin' a month early this year and I haven't been around long enough to find myself a team for Let the Games Begin. Nobody said anything about taking the hardcore out of pay-per-view, so yeah, I want a rematch. Same rules, same type of match, but this time, I want Peter Michaels banned from ringside. I don't know what the man has against me, but he's got somethin' up his you-know-where. Hardcore America has no place for the likes of Peter Michaels, and as such, I want to make sure he doesn't interfere in our rematch. Prudence - As far as I know, the Commissioner only deviates from Justice and Equality when one man is in the ring, and I'm pretty sure you'll get that match, Chris. Caulfield - You'll never know, Jimmy, but this ain't over between me and Brandon.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">Donnie J (w/BJ O'Neill and James Prudence) vs Brandon James (w/The New Chase Agency) (59/D+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DonnieJ_alt_zps3eb2c62d.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/BigCatBrandon_alt2.jpg</div> Somehow, Peter Michaels is very disparaging towards recent CZCW hire Donnie J in this match, saying he has no business being on Supreme TV, and no business being in the SWF, because "most of those surf-and-skate kids smoke marijuana anyway." Jason Azaria tries to diffuse this by saying that he and James Prudence are childhood friends from California (kayfabe - Donnie J grew up in Florida, hence the original name of his finisher, Death on Miami Beach) who spent years wrestling on the indie circuit. "Another good place to pick up bad habits," says Michaels, as Brandon James repeatedly rams Donnie against the turnbuckle, one of his signature moves. Michaels also spends most of the match putting James over, calling him a great intellectual, a savvy businessman and a true dominating force in the ring. Donnie J doesn't have much offense in him, and instead of connecting on a Russian legsweep towards the end of the match, James sets him up for a Brandon Bomb Drop and walks away the winner in this squash. All without the help of dollar signs. WINNER - James in 5:30</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Erick Leigh (w/Des Davids) (74/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/DesDavids.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/CVFP_WhiteMale_029_zpsb888ff65.jpg </div> We've got more High Stakes hype vignettes as we move closer to the announcement of the first Mentor's Poll results, though there's a chance the so-called "Unmasked Patriot" may be bringing up the rear, thanks to his penchant for old-style wrestling, lack of promo skills and poor win-loss record. Still, the announcers don't make mention of this as we get to see, for the first time on Supreme TV, Des Davids' hype vignette for Erick Leigh. Davids - USA! USA! (pauses) No cheering of mine is gonna bring back American Machine to the SWF after how I regretfully ended his career. That's past me now, and I'm rarin' to make up for that on High Stakes Season Two as mentor to a man who looked up to The All-Americans back in the day, Erick Leigh of Boston, Massachusetts. Leigh - They used to call me Masked Patriot. Hell, we've had more than a few Masked Patriots in Supreme, and while I respect my mentor Des for realizing the error of his ways, there isn't anything I'd rather do than rip that mask off and be myself, Erick Leigh. Mask or no mask, it's America that motivates me to become your next High Stakes Champion, and finally get paid good money for doing what I love to do - without a mask, that is. For the past few years, I was reviving the Masked Patriot shtick in the smaller promotions, getting good reaction from crowds, especially when it'd be close to the Fourth of July, but let's face it. Nobody wants to live forever on corn dogs, Top Ramen and peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches. I'm glad the SWF's finally given me a chance to do my thing, but the last thing I want is to do that thing wearing a mask that reminds me of my poorer days.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/sdOLFtk9joI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Red Hot Chili Peppers - Higher ground w/lyrics on description"></iframe></div></div> (w/Haley Buck) vs 100% Sneaky (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) (65/C)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/ElmoBenson_zps0dcd5164.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/GregBlack_zps4ea5506c.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SpencerSpade_alt.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/SqueekyMcCleanalt.jpg</div> Despite being full-fledged members of Richie Pangrazzio Jr.'s "All-Stahs", Spencer Spade and Squeeky McClean are seriously floating now - Spade as he prepares to make his next step up the card, McClean as he continues in his "carpenter" role as an older worker building the younger guys up. Regardless of their lack of a storyline, 100% Sneaky lives up to their name against the more serious, more focused High Concept, and it's interesting to see Elmo Benson angrily take McClean down with a running neck snap after he tries getting cute with manager Haley Buck. The match is an open, smooth-flowing one with Spade, Benson and Greg Black all showing their high-risk moves, but High Concept is able to prove that their new, serious approach works, as McClean's ill-timed attempt to interfere (and subsequent reprimand from Darren Smith) is a catalyst for the Game Over and the number one tag contenders staying strong. WINNERS - High Concept in 9:39</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Valiant Gets Ready (75/B-)</div> All members of the Pep Rally stable except Dawn the Cheerleader are present here - Valiant, Jack Giedroyc, Randy Bumfhole and Hannah - as the latter three accompany Valiant on the way to the ring for his match against Remo. "A very united front Pep Rally is putting up as Valiant prepares for a big non-title match against the Alpha Dog, Remo," observes Jason Azaria. Peter Michaels counters by echoing the "united we stand, divided we fall" statement Remo made earlier, hinting that their togetherness may be short-lived.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"> <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/qOfkpu6749w?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="John Mellencamp - Pink Houses"></iframe></div></div> (w/Pep Rally) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/tczU6OWoUkI?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Godsmack-I Stand Alone"></iframe></div></div> (w/Richie Pangrazzio Jr.) - non-title match (80/B)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Valiantalt_zps2d1f1d31.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Remo_alt5-1_zps533b9069.jpg</div> Valiant has definitely been on a roll over the past few months, going on a winning streak since The Allied Forces announced their intent to focus more on singles competition, while remaining friends and occasional tag partners. Oddly, we've got Jack Giedroyc acting as Valiant's cornerman tonight against Remo (he usually doesn't have one), and the Alpha Dog, while quite strong in the early goings, has to pause to tell Giedroyc and Hannah to "shut the hell up" and tone down their cheering. That allows Valiant to take over from the fourth to eighth minutes, and during that timeframe, he takes Remo to school, dodging his moves or blocking them and having a good few false finishes, including one off a V-Split at 7:45. Unfortunately for Val, Richie Pangrazzio Jr.'s distractions allow Remo to take control soon thereafter, as a twisting neckbreaker is countered by a kick to the gut, then the Destroyer. After Valiant kicks out of that Destroyer, then out of a strong gut buster, he goes for that same slow, steady recovery that helped him come back against John Anderson at Under Control. For a few minutes, Valiant seems to be successfully thwarting Remo's attacks, but another distraction - this time from what looks like grandfather-of-six Richie Pangrazzio Jr. flirting with Hannah - allows Remo to go for another Destroyer on the North American champ, as Shane Stones starts counting! One, two, three, goodbye winning streak. Despite frequent criticism of his being "lazy", Remo is still the Alpha Dog, and still the most dominating SWF Superstar in terms of combining size, strength and athleticism...when he puts his mind to it. WINNER - Remo in 12:50</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - High Stakes Hype Vignette - Jacob Jett (w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore) (77/B-)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/AngryGilmore_zpsdb22196d.jpghttp://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/JacobJett-1_zps9ac87aff.jpg</div> Gilmore - It's a good High Stakes season to be angry alright, and I'm glad to be managing a young man who could make a great addition to the Men Unda Pressure. Back when Shooting Star champ Darryl Devine was payin' his dues up in my home country, he became friends with my rookie, Jacob Jett, who's gonna win High Stakes for the little man...or so he says. Jett - They called me an elf. A hobbit. A midget. Too short and too light to make an impact in the world of wrestling, but I kept proving 'em wrong. I'm Jacob Jett, born in Philly, attended high school in Vancouver, Washington, learned the ropes in Ontario, home to Season One rookie Dave Newton and my own mentor, Tom "Angry" Gilmore. And just in case you're wonderin', you are right. I'm dating the lead female announcer on High Stakes. So much for bein' the little guy, huh? (pauses) I'm only 5'8" and 165 pounds soaking wet, and given my huge size disadvantage, I make up for that with top rope moves like the Emergency Landing. (a video from 4C plays, where Jett is executing said finisher) Watch that Fame Dropper go...BOOM! Plucky spirit and determination helped Krustacean Kirk swim to the top in Season One, and that'll be the same as I win Season Two for all those in the SWF Galaxy who root for the underdog.</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkmyZ8juZWw" rel="external nofollow">Jack Giedroyc</a> (w/Pep Rally) vs <div class="ipsEmbeddedVideo"><div><iframe width="200" height="150" src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KiuBZ5tVE6Q?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="" title="Never Enough"></iframe></div></div> vs <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-vQm3z-4wE" rel="external nofollow">Rich Money</a> (w/Lisa Bowen) - Number One Contender match for SWF Supreme Heavyweight title (86/B+)</div> <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/Rogue.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/EricEisen_alt2_zps23d12aee.jpg vs http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/RichMoney_zps8b6695dd.jpg</div> For Rich Money, this match could mean yet another chance to regain his Supreme Heavyweight title. For Jack Giedroyc, this is probably his first big chance as a bona fide main eventer. And for Eric Eisen (curiously sans Entourage), many openly question why that guy is still remotely considered as a main event talent. Yet these are the three men competing for a chance to face Tom "Angry" Gilmore at Break Like the Wind for the Supreme Heavyweight title, and early on, we see Money controlling the match and rendering Giedroyc and Eisen's offense mostly useless. But eventually, the two mostly upper-midcard competitors come around, and Eisen nearly pins Money at 5:10 with a Silver Spoon Shock...had he not paused too long to gloat. "That's Eric's problem," observes Peter Michaels. "He's a former SWF World Heavyweight champion, yet he chooses not to act like one." He adds that "there's something not right about Giedroyc today...not that I'm complaining, but look at that laser focus!" when Giedroyc has his own near-pin at 6:40, with a flash Crashing On against Eisen that gets broken up by Money. As "laser focus" is a business buzzword occasionally used by Big Money (not Rich Money), that further underscores what could be an alliance with Brandon James. After making Giedroyc and Eisen look good with all those false finishes and flashy impact moves, the Moneyman starts getting serious in his attack at around 11:00, going for a Bank Roll on Eisen, then quickly heading to the top rope and taking Giedroyc out with the Dollars from Heaven! He's taken out both men in a matter of seconds, but before he can pin either one, Richie Pangrazzio Jr. and Remo run in, with Pangrazzio distracting referee Jez McArthuer and Remo attacking Money with the Destroyer! All three men are down at the twelfth minute, but it's Giedroyc who stands up first to work on Eisen, wrapping him up in a rare STF attempt. Money comes to at this point, breaking the hold and back suplexing Giedroyc despite what looks to be a sore shoulder, and after the three men trade offense for a couple minutes, Giedroyc is next to get distracted when he sees Valiant and Hannah arguing about something! Eisen, who has just DDT'd the gimpy Money, capitalizes on the distraction by landing The Supremacy on Giedroyc and, surprise, surprise, becoming the number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight! It's going to be Gilmore vs Eisen Part II as they revive their late-2012, early-2013 feud, back when Gilmore was North American champ and Eisen was chasing after that belt... WINNER - Eisen in 15:36</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Anderson Reveals Hannah Cheating with "Giedroyc" (68/C+)</div> As Rich Money is helped out of the ring by fiancee Lisa Bowen and Eric Eisen laughs in delight and celebrates his surprise win minus the Entourage, Valiant brushes Hannah off and enters the ring to help his friend and teammate up to his feet. Valiant, however, is interrupted by a video package starring John Anderson, where he is dressed like a waiter at a fancy restaurant. <div style="text-align:center;">http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm87/endshiftresign/TEW%202013/HumanArsenal_alt1_zps7506d11f.jpg</div> Anderson - Hold it right there, Valiant, hold it right there. By now you're either celebrating Jack Giedroyc becoming the Number One Contender for Supreme Heavyweight...or you're helping him up his feet because he couldn't come Crashing On against whomever he's up against. But right now, I'm betting he's the former rather than the latter because I've just taught him a few valuable lessons on doin' what he feels. (moving towards a table shared by a man who looks deceptively like Jack Giedroyc, and Hannah) May I have your order, sir, Mr. Giedroyc? Anderson takes Hannah and "Giedroyc"'s order and continues taunting Valiant by means of the video package, talking about how it was Hannah's idea to cheat...and "Giedroyc"'s idea to trust his instincts and fool around with his friend's girlfriend and manager. Incidentally, the Giedroyc lookalike is CGC's Joey Poison, his real-life cousin and part of a talent exchange with CGC that should help the SWF once it tours Canada in the weeks leading up to Break Like the Wind. Anderson - Hannah's always been bored, Valiant. Let's face it - she played Squeeky McClean for a fool because that's what he is. He's got no social skills except kissing other peoples' behind, but right now, she's found a man who could excite her. Who could stimulate her. Who could finally express the pent-up passion that he kept inside of him in the name of friendship. I won't take up much more of your time, Valiant, Jack's got a Supreme Heavyweight contendership to prepare for, and I've got more people to educate and inform about the virtues of, to put it colloquially, keepin' it real. Sorry you had to be the last to know. Once again, GREAT match at Under Control. As the video package concludes, Valiant realizes mistakenly that Giedroyc's new-found aggression and intensity was in part due to his fooling around with Hannah, and that Hannah's recent efforts to dress more provocatively have coincided with her wanting to see other men and impress them accordingly. With that, Valiant lands a vicious V-Split on his friend and angrily walks backstage, getting a mix of boos and cheers from the crowd! Tonight's Supreme TV closes with that angle, as the announcers tease next week's show at Quebec as the SWF gets some much-needed Northern exposure!</div></blockquote> <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>SWF Supreme TV Grade - 85/B+ TCW Total Wrestling Grade - 78/B Increased Popularity in 3 Regions SWF Supreme TV Rating - 15.98</div></blockquote>

Psycho Sam · August 26, 2013

Nooo...Faith!!!! <img alt="

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Big Roguey · August 26, 2013

Valiant's going Rogue!

3rdStringPG · August 26, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Psycho Sam" data-cite="Psycho Sam" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Nooo...Faith!!!! <img alt=":(" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/frown.png.e6b571745a30fe6a6f2e918994141a47.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> It's only a kayfabe semi-retirement, but his contract's far from expiring and I'll definitely re-sign him once it comes up. <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Valiant's going Rogue! <img alt=":p" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> Yup, it's the "new and improved" Valiant, more intense, more aggressive, but not necessarily turning heel at this point. Take note, Giedroyc was framed up by John Anderson. Hannah, on the other hand, I dunno if I'll be turning her heel, but that might be in the cards. And now, that SWF show that Alan Pawent fans the wowwd over look fowward to...HIGH STAKES! <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /> SWF High Stakes Ludholm Gym (New Hampshire, New England) Wednesday, September 25, 2013 CAST: (Rookie - Mentor) Alan Parent - John Anderson Casey Valentine - Franklin D. Huggins III Erick Leigh - Des Davids Jacob Jett - Angry Gilmore Justin Sensitive - 24/7 Partay Dudez Nick "The Architect" Wright - Joshua Taylor Rob "Masked Cougar" Hayes - Emma Chase and The Zim Rodney Ekuma - Nicky Champion HIGH STAKES: <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Parent and Sensitive Argue (28/E)</div> Alan Parent is backstage, and as announcers Peter Michaels, Jerry Eisen and Katie Cameron hint, he's having a hard time making friends despite being the nicest guy of the eight Season 2 rookies. "Maybe he's too nice?", speculates Michaels as a clip from earlier in the day plays - Parent complimenting Justin Sensitive on his high-flying style, only to get told to buzz off and take his "puro markery" (Justin's made-up word, not ours) to Japan. Parent - I don't understand, Justin. I say something good about your performance and you tell me to go to Japan? I'm not even from Japan! Sensitive - It doesn't matter where you're from, man. You're just too nice for the SWF. Call me when you grow yourself a pair, okay? Parent (still acting way too nice for his own good) - Great singing, by the way, Justin. Wish I could sing and dance like you do. Sensitive - Yeah, if you did, you'd probably have a way to make a decent living. 'Coz it just ain't gonna happen here in Supreme. Having said that, Sensitive sneaks up behind Parent and gives him an atomic wedgie as Mainstream and Stevie, and eventually the other High Stakes rookies and some mentors emerge, laughing their butts off. Parent (his face redder than a tomato) - It's not funny! Sensitive (mocking Parent) - It's not funny! McCallum (stepping in) - What's not funny is how you people continue to treat Alan like the runt of the litter! Alan, Justin, you're kicking off tonight's High Stakes by taking part in one-on-one action. Justin, take it easy on the kid, okay? Sensitive - Kid? What are you talkin' about, Mr. McCallum, Parent's, like...old enough to be a parent yet he still acts like skinny pushover who gets beaten up by the jocks at gym class! McCallum - Very funny, Justin, but Alan, he does have a point. You gotta act like you want to win High Stakes! You gotta put more oomph into your attacks, more purpose into your promos, and you gotta pay more attention to John Anderson...yes, he may be a bit cuckoo, but he's still one of the finest in-ring talents in Supreme. Parent - Yes Sir, Mr. McCallum. Thanks for the golden words of advice! McCallum (patting Parent in the back) - That's the spirit! Now you two boys make it a show and kick Week 3 off on a high note! <div style="text-align:center;">Alan Parent (w/John Anderson) vs Justin Sensitive (w/24/7 Partay Dudez) (32/E)</div> What happened earlier serves as the backdrop for 0-2 Alan Parent facing the undefeated Justin Sensitive, and Peter Michaels focuses on Parent being way too nice for his own good and "lacking the moxie it takes to become an SWF Superstar." He's all praises for Sensitive, whose daredevil moves come close several times to flooring Parent, whose only offense is what Michaels disparages as the "Crudo Cutter" - a face crusher that doesn't come close to Haruki Kudo's Kudo Kutter in terms of execution. "That was neat, eh?", shouts Parent after the move, but it's not at all neat when Sensitive blocks a submission attempt from Parent, delivers a DDT to the "puro mark" and climbs the top rope for his Grace Landing finisher. WINNER - Sensitive in 4:58 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ekuma Rants About Valentine (27/E)</div> Meanwhile, Rodney Ekuma continues the trend of Parental abuse, shoving Alan Parent aside as he reports for a backstage interview with Eve Runcord. Ekuma, as brief as his words as he is potentially dominating with his size and strength, tells Runcord that Casey Valentine has been a bully from day one, and that he's going to learn that coasting on his name value won't help him win this season. "How do you explain what you just did to Alan Parent?", asks Runcord. "Askin' for it," says Ekuma before walking away. Surly. Ornery. Monosyllabic. That's the Hawaiian Strongman, Rodney Ekuma. <div style="text-align:center;">Rodney Ekuma (w/Nicky Champion) vs Casey Valentine (w/Franklin D. Huggins III) (38/D-)</div> So far, Rodney Ekuma has yet to win a match on High Stakes, and Peter Michaels believes the big guy will have a tough matchup in the undefeated Casey Valentine, despite the 100-plus pound discrepancy. Ekuma indeed looks like the better man in this match, though Valentine gains an advantage at the two-minute mark, relying on Franklin Huggins' referee distractions to get away with illegal moves. The crowd doesn't know how to react to Ekuma, officially a babyface but certainly acting heelish, when he stuns Valentine with a short-arm clothesline at 4:50, and when Valentine and Huggins argue over the latter failing to trip Ekuma as he ran the ropes, the Hawaiian Strongman surprises Valentine with a Hawaiian Crush and gets his first win on High Stakes. WINNER - Ekuma in 5:25 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Ekuma Beats Down on Valentine (18/E)</div> Underscoring his physical strength and size advantage over the other rookies, Ekuma picks up Valentine after the match and gives him a convincing piledriver as he growls out in anger, taking Nicky Champion slightly aback with his intensity. He then edges towards Franklin Huggins, threatening to attack him as well, but Huggins plays the cowardly heel and makes his way back to the locker room. Ekuma continues his assault on Valentine, but Champion tells him that enough is enough, to which Ekuma reluctantly and angrily complies with. <div style="text-align:center;">Jacob Jett (w/Tom "Angry" Gilmore) vs Erick Leigh (w/Des Davids) (34/E)</div> Like Ekuma earlier, Erick Leigh has yet to pick up a win on High Stakes, and Katie Cameron figures he's going to have a hard time against her real-life boyfriend, Jacob Jett. "What we got here is a major conflict of interest," snaps Peter Michaels, as Jett starts out strong with a missile dropkick on Erick Leigh. And while Michaels is no fan of Jett, he doesn't like Leigh that much either, complaining vociferously and chanting "BO-RING!" as Leigh tries to make Jett tap out of a full nelson. "Newsflash, Erick, it's 2013, not 1963! You are NOT Whipper Spencer Marks!," says Michaels. Regardless, it's the old-fashioned Patriot Slam that wins the match for Leigh and allows him to counter what could have been a high-risk move from the diminutive ex-4C standout. WINNER - Leigh in 7:06 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Money Rates High Stakes Rookies (80/B)</div> After the last match, Rory McCallum is onstage with all eight rookies, as he welcomes Season 1 mentor Rich Money as tonight's special guest evaluator a week ahead of the first Mentor's Poll. Money says that he is most impressed with Casey Valentine and Rodney Ekuma - the former because of his versatility in the ring and his "Money" mic skills, and the latter because he hurts people first, asks questions later. "Too bad he's got a doofus for a mentor in Nicky Champion," he adds. Money has mixed reviews for Nick "The Architect" Wright, Justin Sensitive and Masked Cougar, not saying anything of note except that The Architect is "too weird to be taken seriously" and that Cougar may want to take off his mask if he wants to get over in Supreme. He criticizes Erick Leigh for being too old-school for these times and Alan Parent for being an "abuse magnet", but has the harshest words reserved for Jacob Jett. Money - Last, and the least in every way, is Jacob Jett. And I'm not saying that because he's got a thief for a mentor in Angry Gilmore, so don't go accusing me of being spiteful here. He's just too small to be worth more than a penny to the Supreme Wrestling Federation, and those moves of his make it appear as if he tries too hard. Jacob Jett is not Money, his mentor isn't Money, and you'll call me Nostradamus when he becomes the first elimination on this dinky program. Long story short, I'm Money, and none of these rookies will ever be. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Chase Psyches Up Cougar (43/D-)</div> "Hey, look! It's two kinds of Cougar backstage!", says Jerry Eisen as Emma Chase can be seen backstage giving Masked Cougar some words of encouragement. "This is a whole new, different Emma Chase," says Peter Michaels, who comments on how the former dollar sign-baring seductress has "learned to wear more than a bra beneath her blazer", as the SWF's programming, after all, is supposed to showcase athletic displays, not pornography. Katie Cameron briefly refers to Elmo Benson being the original mentor for Cougar, before he passed on the offer so he could focus on High Concept making inroads in the tag team title hunt. "Now Cougar's stuck with a sex addict and a promiscuous businesswoman", says Cameron, before Michaels cuts her off and asks how she would like it if he talked about what she and Jacob Jett do when the High Stakes cameras go off. "But, since that's gossip and not sports entertainment, I'll shut up and focus on this next match - Nick "The Architect" Wright versus Masked Cougar. <div style="text-align:center;">Masked Cougar (w/Emma Chase and The Zim) vs Nick "The Architect" Wright (w/Joshua Taylor) (48/D-)</div> "Giving Cougar candies to the kids. Dancing like an fool instead of watching out for The Architect's deadly submission moves. Is this the kind of young talent Emma Chase wants to waste her time on?", whines Peter Michaels as The Architect takes Masked Cougar down and sets him up for an armbar early on. After The Architect continues his dominance with an enzuigiri on Cougar, Joshua Taylor looks embarrassed at his rookie as he shouts "THE ARCHITECT IS THE SUPERCHAMPION OF HIGH STAKES!!!" Unfortunately, The Architect doesn't follow through on his boasts, as he gets a DDT countered, then runs into The Zim at the apron as he throws an elbow shot at the eccentric youngster. Cougar protests he didn't need such help, but complies when Chase tells him to "finish him off" with I Am Cougar, Hear Me Roar. Masked Cougar wins this one and ends The Architect's two-match winning streak. WINNER - Cougar in 7:11 <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Gilmore Rants About Money and Eisen (74/B-)</div> Tom "Angry" Gilmore is backstage talking to Eve Runcord, promising that Jacob Jett, despite his 1-2 record, still has a strong chance of winning High Stakes, and that Rich Money's negative assessment is, contrary to what he says, biased and narrow-minded. He also has some choice words for Eric Eisen, his challenger for the Supreme Heavyweight title at Break Like the Wind, as he tells Runcord that regardless of whether Eisen's working as a crooked authority figure or an immature frat buffoon, he'll be more than happy to put the fear of Gilmore into him at the upcoming PPV. <div style="text-align:center;">ANGLE - Parent Looks Miserable (2/F)</div> Alan Parent is also seen backstage after the Gilmore interview, with his head hung down as he asks, to no one in particular, why nobody seems to like him, not even his mentor John Anderson. All he wants to do is be the next High Stakes winner and the North American Haruki Kudo while being friendly to his fellow rookies in the spirit of good, honest competition. "Maybe treatin' High Stakes like a true competition and not like summer camp would help, you wuss," spits Peter Michaels as it looks like Parent is now his most-disliked rookie among the Season 2 cast. <div style="text-align:center;">Nicky Champion (w/Rodney Ekuma) vs Franklin D. Huggins III (w/Casey Valentine) (65/C)</div> In an inset promo (50/D), Casey Valentine says he's still seething over his earlier loss to Rodney Ekuma, and how Franklin D. Huggins III failed to step up when it counted the most. But apparently, both rookie and mentor have patched up their differences as they again work in tandem to help Huggins get an edge over a Hawkeye Hammer-less Nicky Champion. Champion instead relies on a limited, yet effective combination of clotheslines, stiff chops and impact moves, but a brief attempt to tease the Hawkeye Hammer is met by a Huggins Kiss from Huggins. Still, that's far from enough to keep Champion down, and he eventually wins with a Papoose Piledriver, with Valentine too slow to save Huggins and cheapen Champion's win with a DQ. WINNER - Champion in 7:38 HIGH STAKES SEASON TWO STANDINGS (WEEK 3): Justin Sensitive - 3-0 Casey Valentine - 2-1 Masked Cougar - 2-1 The Architect - 2-1 Erick Leigh - 1-2 Jacob Jett - 1-2 Rodney Ekuma - 1-2 Alan Parent - 0-3 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Overall Grade - 64/C Alan Parent was used far too much on the show. SWF High Stakes Rating - 0.91</div></blockquote>

Big Roguey · August 26, 2013

Poow Pawent.

Fight it Alan, do it fo' me!

Psycho Sam · August 26, 2013

Do it...for the people!

3rdStringPG · August 26, 2013

OOC - Before Uprising, one quick segment, then the B-show and the reveal of who won the September prediction game. Haven't tallied the scores yet, but that should be something to look forward to. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

<div style="text-align:center;">"Enjoying the Single Life"</div>

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Back at Chapel Hill, North Carolina, home of the Tar Heels and most scenes in this shitty movie

6:00 p.m.

On Sunday, I was officially a single man. I had done what I felt was the best thing to do, and I fessed up to Dawn, telling her about what had happened after the nth Idealistic Teacher cast booze-a-thon instead of her finding it out from locker room busybodies like Emma Chase, the Eisen brothers or Lisa Bowen herself.

Due to that, I got a lot of grief from a lot of the veterans who had worked with Dawn since her SWF debut in 2006. They weren't exactly hostile...but more like disappointed. Very disappointed that I was stupid enough to cheat on Dawn with somebody who, a) was just hired this year and, b) had a reputation since her MAW days as a player. Surprisingly, The Architect was cool with it. But even more surprisingly, Barry Bowen actually liked me for Lisa, saying he changed his mind about The Architect the moment he heard his band's music. They probably should've covered "The Locomotion" metalcore style. But kidding aside, I was still down in the dumps today as the last scenes for Idealistic Teacher were being shot.

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"Oh, for crying out loud, KP! It's just a simple classroom confrontation where you tell Greg and Matt, or in this case, Floyd and Lloyd, that you won't allow them to call you a n-----! Haven't you cut a promo against those guys?"

"Adam, nobody cuts promos against The Parts Unknown."

"Don't you get tired of giving me the same excuse you f--- up a line? You're a PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER! You're used to speaking in front of a live TV audience, in front of thousands of inbred hicks who think your sport is real! You should be a f---in' NATURAL at this! Look at your friend Scott. If he'd focus on REAL acting and not that cheap porno he shot when he was still in the indies, he'd be the next De Niro, the next Brando, the next...the NEXT BIG THING IN HOLLYWOOD! And look at the new guy, Edd Stone. He showed up to shooting hung over and he's still delivering his lines like a true thespian. What happened to you, next Denzel Washington?"

"I broke up with my girlfriend."

"Yes, because you were stupid enough to make your life imitate art. Deal with it, KP." Adam lit up a cigarette and barked on his megaphone to announce the next take. "Lamar confronts Van Kelt twins inside classroom about racist taunts, TAKE 25!"

9:30 p.m.

Can you believe we were still in the classroom with the sun down when shooting finally wrapped up? It doesn't matter anyway. The [sarcasm]genius[/sarcasm] will figure it out. We had one more day of shooting the next Thursday, no thanks to Einstein's directorial [sarcasm]brilliance[/sarcasm], and a pre-screening party with special guest performance from The Psychedelic Garage Jobbers. Meanwhile...

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"I'm passing on the alcohol tonight so I can wake up early for the flight. Care to go sober too, KP?"

Posed with a choice between doing the nasty with the girl who ruined my relationship (though I really do take full accountability) and having some drinks with Ash, Cam, Matt, Greg, Casey and now Edd Stone, this was a no-brainer. Emo KP Avatar is going drinking.

"Sorry, Lisa. I think I'm gonna enjoy myself the single life tonight."

"Um...okay."

Um...okay back at 'ya, Lisa. I don't know if I'll ever get Dawn back, but single life does have its advantages.

Psycho Sam · August 26, 2013

Why do I suddenly think KP is going to be a part of the Klubb? <img alt="

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MrSelfDestruct · August 27, 2013

this is badass! (like you didn't know!)

High Concept's music is perfect, gives me flashbacks to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

3rdStringPG · August 27, 2013

OOC - Not sure about KP joining the Klubb, but we'll just see how that plays out in October...or November. Mild retcon below with Edd Stone's "real name", but naming him "Edward Daniel" instead of the other way around would probably be the best way to explain the superfluous "D" at the end of his nickname.

And petecrimson00, glad to see you back, and thanks for the comments!

SWF Uprising

Androscoggin Bank Collissee (Maine, New England)

Sunday, September 29, 2013

DARK MATCHES/YOUTUBE PRE-SHOW:

Koshiro Ino d. Glenn Casey via Kobra's Bite in 3:42 (54/D+)

James Prudence d. El Duque Nicolas via Prudential Pain Plan in 5:06 (60/C-)

24/7 Partay Dudez d. Noelson and Barnaby via Platinum Record in 4:24 (37/D-)

UPRISING:

ANGLE - The Undawater Union Vignette (50/D)

The Undawater Union, a Men Unda Pressure spin-off and tribute to the kayfabe-retired Lobster Warrior, star in this second vignette, and this time it's relevant to their upcoming feud. Their automated computer system of a leader, R.A.U.L., briefs them on a few details about the "evil Eisen Entourage" and their "plans to Occupy SWF by means of turning the locker room into fraternity party central."

R.A.U.L. - Their leader is Eric Eisen, 35 years old from New York City, son of Richard Eisen, SWF Owner and Chairman. Former World Heavyweight champion and current number one contender for the Supreme Heavyweight title.

Angel Fish - Boy, is he in need of humility. My husband will take care of him.

R.A.U.L. - ...or put the Fear of Gilmore into him, wink, wink?

Amazing Urchin (playing the token joker of the group) - Right, R.A.U.L., as if we can actually see you winking.

R.A.U.L. - Amazing Urchin, be glad I'm only a machine invented by the brilliant Krustacean Kirk. Now shall we get down to business? (pauses) Present members of The Eisen Entourage include Franklin Delano Huggins III, 31 years old from Schenectady, New York, son of Franklin Delano Huggins Jr. and heir to a major publishing firm. Brandon Bryan Smith, 31 years old from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, son of Bradley Smith and of no notable ancestry. Former NCAA football standout and NFL training camp reject. Huggins was a freshman pledge during Eisen's senior year in Syracuse, while Smith, also known as Dozer, transferred to Syracuse as a junior and pledged while Eisen was still in school...his sixth year, might we add.

Red Snapper - Guess that makes Dozer the "other" Entourage member...

Amazing Urchin - ...and Eisen far from the sharpest tool in the shed. Six years in college? Gimme a break!

R.A.U.L. - Now they have a new member. Edward Daniel Stone, 26 years old from St. John, New Brunswick, son of Canadian wrestling legend Dan Stone Sr. Goes by the nickname "Edd," that's E-double-D. You may want to take a look at this video, Union...

The Undawater Union watches Edd Stone's second vignette, the one where he's screaming "EDD-FU!!!" and people immediately changing their opinion of him (e.g. from loser to stud) or letting him do what he wants (e.g. smoke in a non-smoking club).

Kirk (laughing) - What a buffoon! Does he really think he can waltz into the SWF and use "Edd-Fu" to get anything he wants?

R.A.U.L. - Don't underestimate the Stone kid, Krustacean Kirk. He comes from a long line of talent, and I've heard about how effective Edd-Fu can be in the ring.

Amazing Urchin - That isn't even a legitimate martial art! Edd-Fu is a joke, R.A.U.L.!

Angel Fish - That's right, Urch, just like everything that comes out of your mouth...

Amazing Urchin - R.A.U.L., Mommy Angel Fish is giving me sass!

R.A.U.L. - That will be enough, you two, because with the addition of the Master of Edd-Fu, and Eric Eisen becoming number one contender for Supreme Heavyweight, The Eisen Entourage has become more than just a group of jokers who want to occupy SWF but can't seem to go beyond getting smashed, pigging out on junk food and entertaining college-age groupies ten years their junior. Your mission, should you decide to accept it...

Red Snapper (obviously the wannabe "ladies' man" of the group) - ...is to occupy the Entourage, socialize with their women and party on down in the ocean?

R.A.U.L. - No, Red Snapper, your mission is to defeat the dastardly Eisen Entourage tonight, and make sure they don't get anywhere close to either the Supreme Heavyweight title, the United States title, which Dozer is reportedly chasing, or the Tag Team titles, which Huggins and Stone may be after.

Kirk - I thought the Entourage tag specialists were Huggins and Dozer?

R.A.U.L.- Not anymore, Krustacean Kirk. Regardless of what belts they're after, it is your job to thwart their sinister plans and give those little underwater critters something to cheer for.

Angel Fish (stretching out her right arm as the other three members do the same) - Undawater Union...UNITE!

A beam forms as the four comic book heroes' right fists touch each other in the middle, and we then cut to Uprising, where Marvin Earnest is again expressing how disgusted he is with such "sub-DC and Marvel child's play."

ANGLE - FD3 Rants About The Undawater Union (65/C+)

Backstage, The Eisen Entourage is gorging on their usual pre-match diet of beer and chips, and among the three members (Franklin Huggins, Dozer Smith and new recruit Edd Stone), Huggins has the most to say about the vignette. "I thought we already took care of Hero Squad? So why are these make-believe superheroes trying to keep the product safe for children?", asks Huggins. "You never took care of Hero Squad, Frank," says Stone, and before you know it, the former TCW tag teammates start beefing at each other, and Dozer can't do a thing about it until Stone yells "EDD-FU!!!" and Huggins admits that they did fail to put Hero Squad away, but the addition of Stone should help them get back at the former champs. "But first things first," says Huggins. "These underwater freaks want to go for a swim? We'll drown the wholesome out of 'em."

The Psychedelic Soul Brothers (w/Chloe Dean) vs The Make 'em Better Euros (29/E)

A match between jobbers? Not quite. It looks like after a few false alarms (Remmy Skye's win over a departing Joe Sexy in the spring, for instance), The Psychedelic Soul Brothers may be getting a better push, and in here, they're up against the MBEs - the Make 'em Better Euros. Among the two, it's Enhancement Eddie (the former Eddie Envy) who has the talent, and Giancarlo Giabroni is such an eyesore to watch. However, it's Eddie who actually does the job, as he falls victim to the Soul Brothers' Cloud Nine finisher - a KP Avatar fireman's carry slam followed by a top-rope legdrop from Remmy Skye.

WINNERS - The Psychedelic Soul Brothers in 4:45

ANGLE - 24/7 Partay Dudez Interview Caulfield (65/C+)

The 24/7 Partay Dudez's interview subject for the evening is Chris Caulfield, and they spend most of the interview thrashing him and his preference for hardcore wrestling. Caulfield calmly answers all of their questions and says he's going to take the "savvy businessman" John Greed to the school of hard knocks and introduce him to what life in Hardcore America is all about. Still, that's not what the Partay Dudez want to hear - they continue to badger him about hardcore being an illegitimate form of wrestling and question his credentials in the business, and even dare him to smash each of them against a table they had specially set up. Caulfield responds to the dare by smashing Mainstream, but it's a trap - Stevie and bouncer A-Prime spring to action by ganging up on Caulfield as Chase Agency members Brandon James and John Greed can be seen backstage laughing at how the Hardcore American has gotten a taste of his own medicine.

Robbie Retro vs John Anderson (50/D)

Prior to the match, John Anderson tries influencing Robbie Retro to drop the '70s throwback thing by dropping names of death and black metal bands, but before the bell could ring, Retro attacks Anderson, fiercely defending his '70s gimmick and the disco music he loves so much. "I don't know too many of the bands Anderson was mentioning, but it sure beats being trapped in the era of the Bee Gees!", remarks Marv Earnest as Anderson slowly gains control of the match. After Retro's strong start, it's downhill all the way, and Anderson has little problem disposing of "Jobbie" with a Clear Conscience at close to five minutes.

WINNER - Anderson in 5:04

ANGLE - DuBois Rants About Davids (64/C)

With Marc DuBois' contract expiring in just a few days, he's working his old French-Canadian snob gimmick, and the "Signeur" launches into a long promo in French against his former tag team partner Des Davids. "In English, Des Davids, I'm going to prove to you that the talent in the Can't Miss Prospects...came from up north," concludes DuBois. "And your wrestling career...just like your career in the football field...will soon be in a world of merde."

Cameron Vessey vs

Darryl Devine © vs

(w/Kristen Pearce and A-Prime) - non-title match (46/D-)

Despite Jerry Eisen touting Cameron Vessey as one of the top contenders for the Shooting Star title, the truth is he hasn't won on TV in ages, and his win last week was a pre-show victory with Greg Black as a random teammate. Indeed, Vessey's presence is far less important than that of reigning Shooting Star champ Darryl Devine, and that of a man who wants to challenge him for the title, Calum Nelson. The High Stakes runner-up relies repeatedly on his manager Kristen Pearce and 24/7 Partay Dudez bouncer A-Prime, and in the end, it's a clothesline over the top rope (and a subsequent A-Prime beatdown outside the ring) that allows Nelson to take advantage of Vessey's groggy state at 5:40 by making him submit to the Honey Trap.

WINNER - Nelson in 5:51

ANGLE - Nelson Challenges Devine, Devine Accepts (32/E)

Having picked up the win, Calum Nelson starts dancing to his ring music Joe Sexy-style, before asking that they cut the music, that A-Prime and the original 24/7 Partay Dudez (who had just run in) stop attacking Darryl Devine, and that the fans pay attention to the 24/7 Partay Dudez's resident sex symbol and former GQ and Muscle and Fitness model. After flexing his muscles a bit, Nelson challenges Devine to a Shooting Star title at Break Like the Wind, calling him an out-of-shape beer-drinking rock star wannabe from a crummy promotion and a "musical city (Seattle) that has seen better musical days." Devine, despite being beaten nearly unconscious by A-Prime, accepts the challenge and, as a bonus, challenges A-Prime to a match on next week's Uprising - if A-Prime loses, he, Kristen Pearce and the rest of the 24/7 Partay Dudez will be banned from ringside at the Shooting Star title match. After thinking it over a bit, Nelson replies "You're on", and continues posing and flexing for the crowd, then doing some boy band dance moves with the Partay Dudez.

ANGLE- Eisen Recruits Vessey (76/B-)

And just when you thought the fallout from the earlier match was over, Eric Eisen appears on the Supreme-Tron with a message for Cameron Vessey, who has since returned to the locker room. This "via satellite" message comes from the SWF offices in New York, where Eisen, dressed in a suit to make it appear as if it's Monday at work as the SWF's COO, calls Vessey out and says that he's wasting his time going about his business by himself, and not relying on the support of other second-generation stars "like myself, and new Entourage member Edd Stone." Eisen then goes on a long discourse about how the SWF is ruled by "senior stars" like Christian Faith, Jack Bruce, and, "because he's been around forever," Tom Gilmore, and how it's high time the younger generation of stars took over and "occupied SWF", with Eisen as their older leader. Vessey tells Eisen that he's not interested, and that he's patient enough to wait for the right breaks, and with that, he returns again to the locker room. Jerry Eisen calls his brother "the boy who cried Occupy", and calls for a long-overdue commercial break.

ANGLE - Stone Vignette (56/D+)

Same as it was last week, and same as it was on Under Control - Edd Stone using a cry of "EDD-FU!!!" as the magic words that allow him to smoke inside a club despite the No Smoking sign and flirt with three college girls who are otherwise uninterested in the SWF newcomer.

(w/Angel Fish) vs

(61/C-)

Could "Occupy SWF" be carried out in the form of more mature tactics emphasizing on The Eisen Entourage's second-generation element, or in the same way it's unsuccessfully been done - through tired frat boy hijinks? It could be a mix of both, as the Entourage, now with Edd Stone, still act like overaged fraternity brothers, while cheating quite liberally. Stone appears to be the life of this party, engaging Mikey "The Amazing Urchin" James in a martial arts-influenced showdown at 3:10, and not appearing fazed when Urchin's real-life karate skills overpower Stone's theatrics-heavy Edd-Fu. Dozer Smith breaks up a post-Scything Side Kick cover, and from then on in, the Entourage controls things, eventually winning when Stone's Party's Over finisher (Seated Face Plant) "drowns" Krustacean Kirk, but had it not been for Franklin Huggins distracting Kirk from the apron, The Undawater Union may have had a chance...

WINNERS - The Eisen Entourage in 6:56

ANGLE - The Eisen Entourage Beats Down on The Undawater Union (40/D-)

Having won the match, The Eisen Entourage makes sure all Undawater Union members are out, as Dozer attacks Red Snapper, then The Amazing Urchin with the Tau Alpha Epsilon paddle. He carries the two ex-Cali Dragons into the ring as Franklin Huggins delivers a Huggins Kiss to Krustacean Kirk, and with the beatdown complete, Edd Stone tosses a couple spray paint cans to his stablemates, as they paint the words "OCCUPY SWF" on the three comic book heroes and whoop it up when they exit the ring. Stone pauses to yell "EDD-FU!!!" at Jerry Eisen before rejoining the two original Entourage members, to which replies that "no amount of EDD-FU-ing will make me acknowledge that young man as a class act. Edd Stone should be ashamed of himself, for tarnishing the storied Stone legacy."

Joshua Taylor vs

(w/Emma Chase) (71/C+)

The announcers hint at tension between The Zim and Emma Chase as of late, as Easy Emma apparently doesn't want to be so easy anymore, dressing more conservatively and seemingly becoming more monogamous. Indeed, she doesn't look pleased by The Zim's gloating and pelvic thrusts, and sternly tells The Zim to "go for the kill" after a sleeper hold neckbreaker. Instead of going for a Zim in One, The Zim covers Joshua Taylor, and when he kicks out of that, that allows the technician to start recovering and regaining momentum. At 8:00, he has The Zim close to tapping out of the Butterfly Lock, which prompts Asher Ginsberg and Brandon James to run in and argue with referee Ric Young. Chase grabs James' Nothing to Lose briefcase with that distraction in place, and bashes Taylor with it, knocking him out and allowing The Zim to cockily cover him and get the dirty win.

WINNER - The Zim in 8:51

ANGLE - Eisen Recruits Ginsberg (78/B)

And who do we have interrupting the New Chase Agency's victory celebration but Eric Eisen? The offscreen executive is again coming via satellite from New York, and this time he's encouraging Asher Ginsberg to "remember who he is."

Ginsberg - Of course I know who I am! (takes a bite from his supposed foie gras burger) I'm Asher Ginsberg, the Hungry, Hungry Hipster, and your frat boy antics are, like, played out, man. I was second-, no, third-generation before third-generation was cool...my great-uncle, after all, was beat poet Allen Ginsberg, the man who wrote "Howl."

E. Eisen - Do you think that's something The Supreme Iconoclast, Eric Eisen, Chief Executive Officer of the SWF, cares about? What I care about is your act growing old. Hey, look, ASH. We can act like frat boys because that's ageless. Now your being a gluttonous hipster, now THAT is played out. Do you think that's something your dad would appreciate?

Ginsberg (sounding a bit riled) - Dammit...my dad appreciates what I do! (forgetting that Uprising is taped on Sunday, but is aired on Monday) It's a Sunday, Double E. Go paint the town with your frat buddies.

E. Eisen - C'mon, ASH. Don't make a NEMESIS out of your own flesh and blood. He wouldn't want to see a foodie hipster who puts on art exhibits in the Netherlands and disappears for a month as an excuse to have more grass. The New Chase Agency works better anyway with just Brandon, John and that Bumfhole pervert. You and Cameron Vessey would make one INVINCIBLE tag team.

Ginsberg - I do not know what in the name of French cinema you are talking about, Eisen. Now if you excuse me, Emma is calling a board meeting.

Chase (reverting to her old, formal self, albeit without the dollar signs) - MISS Chase.

Ginsberg - ...Ms. Chase is calling a board meeting. Now go have one of yours. Y-y-yeah. Go have a board meeting, Eisen.

As this angle closes, Ginsberg, the real-life son of Nemesis, lags behind the rest of the Chase Agency as they head to the locker room, apparently affected by Double E's "via satellite" promo.

ANGLE - Davids Gets Ready (72/B-)

Des Davids vs Marc DuBois (w/The Royal Pains) (62/C-)

This rematch between the two former Can't Miss Prospects may likely be Marc DuBois' swan song, and some of the more informed fans out in the audience know it, as they chant "NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, HEY HEY HEY, GET HIGH!" at the multiple-time Wellness Policy offender. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like it's going to be a good send-off for DuBois, as Royal Pains El Duque Nicolas and Paul Huntingdon mostly look incompetent in their attempts to get involved in the match. DuBois does have a standout moment at the five-minute point, locking Des Davids up in the Model Solution, but when Davids escapes that, the domination continues, and the match ends with a Quarterback Sack from Davids, and quick clotheslines at El Duque and Huntingdon to prevent them from stepping in.

WINNER - Davids in 8:43

vs John Greed (w/The New Chase Agency) (75/B-)

Tonight's main event features a very determined Chris Caulfield, as the former USPW and DaVE standout had recently been banned by the SWF and C.A.N.N. from wrestling intense, violent hardcore matches on Supreme's TV shows, and on Supreme TV for that matter. His opponent is Brandon James' associate John Greed, and with the entire Chase Agency in his corner, he relies on them for outside assistance as he uses an uncharacteristically brawl-heavy approach against the Hardcore American. He also doesn't let loose with his trademark sinister laugh, instead focusing on softening the veteran Caulfield. Still, Caulfield proves to have the advantage in the end, no-selling a Greed legsweep, then coming back strong with a piledriver at around 9:30, then getting a pop with the Philly Flop. After Greed kicks out of that, he knocks The Zim, then Asher Ginsberg off the apron with stiff elbows, and lands a plancha on Brandon James, getting back in the ring on time and beating Shane Stones' ten-count. For a few moments, Greed regains control, but eventually gets his Crash Diet countered into a Danger Drop as Caulfield wins on his televised, non-PPV debut.

WINNER - Caulfield in 11:24

Overall Grade - 72/B-
SWF Uprising Rating - 0.98

3rdStringPG · August 27, 2013

Thirdy's Thoughts: Post-Shows OOC

- And now, we finally reveal the results of the September prediction game, so shall we have a drum roll? The winner of the tightest-ever two-way prediction game race is...

1. Rickymex - 49.5/60, 83% (+5/7, 5/7, +1)

2. flaviooooo - 53.5/66, 81% (+5/7, 3/7, +1)

3. kieranforthewin - 49.5/66, 75% (+6/7, 4/7, +1)

4. MichiganHewo - 47.5/66, 72% (+5/7, 4/7)

Phantom Stranger - 25/34, 74%

5. Croquemitaine - 46.5/66, 70% (+6/7, 4/7)

Pteroid - 12/18, 67%

6. Midnightnick - 42/66, 64% (+5/7, 5/7)

7. Psycho Sam - 41/66, 62% (+5/7, 3/7, +1)

Russelrules44 - 9/18, 50%

- ...Rickymex! Not bad for someone who says he just skims over the match recaps, but in any case, congratulations on your first prediction game win! Your prize is hiring the worker of your choice for High Stakes Season 3, preferably 30 or younger. Send me a private message with five choices (just in case the person you want to hire is on a written deal) and I'll go with the top choice who isn't under a written contract with another promotion.

- Kinda regret making Hero Squad win via DQ as The Awesomeness retained their tag titles, not because no one AFAIK picked Hero Squad, but mainly because the tag belt lost a little more prestige. Oh well...at least Hero Squad got some measure of redemption even if they'll likely be moving on to another feud...

- ...or repackaged and temporarily put on the shelf? The second half of 2013's brought us a lot of turns and gimmick changes so far, and we're far from done!

- Bobby Bruce popularity watch - he's at 8 in most regions and gaining popularity even if he's lost two straight matches.

- And yes, kieranforthewin, I'm definitely going to keep pushing John Greed. Don't expect any crazy winning streaks yet, but he's on the way up as the Chase Agency once again reinvents itself...

- Franklin (Freddy) Huggins and Dozer Smith's ages have been tweaked a bit to make them more plausible frat brothers to Eric Eisen.

- Talking about ex-Chase Agency/SinCorporated members, Marc DuBois will be wished the best in his future endeavors in just a few days. Ironic, since the next Supreme TV will be held in Quebec...

3rdStringPG · August 27, 2013

OOC - Another in-game month, another prediction game. Prize to be announced on the next post-shows OOC, as I'm still trying to decide on something unique, something I haven't offered before to prediction game winners. So feel free to predict, we're all on a clean slate as the SWF heads to Canada!

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Franklin D. Huggins III - non-title match

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

????? vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

MrSelfDestruct · August 27, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Franklin D. Huggins III - non-title match

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

????? vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

flaviooooo · August 27, 2013

Damn, beaten at the finish line

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Franklin D. Huggins III - non-title match

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

????? vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

Midnightnick · August 27, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Franklin D. Huggins III - non-title match

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

????? vs Koshiro Ino © - non-title match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

Eidenhoek · August 28, 2013

Haven't read the show above yet, but I found this:

ANGLE - Parent Looks Miserable (2/F)

IRONIC LOVE FOR CRAP ALAN PARENT YES!

Edit: Oh, and I think I managed to have Ron Greenhorn cut a better-rated promo than that segment. BY THE WAY.

Big Roguey · August 28, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

Tom "Angry" Gilmore © vs Franklin D. Huggins III - non-title match

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack = #Punches2Faces

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

Psycho Sam · August 28, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

Holy S*** it's a DeColt! vs Rich Money

DeColt vs Stone <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

D) George

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

kieranforthewin · August 28, 2013

<div style="text-align:center;">SWF Supreme TV

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Colisée de Kahnawake (Quebec)

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Brandons Rise to the top continues.

Hero Squad vs ?????

I think one of the ?????'s will win.

????? vs Remo

Its low on the card and its Remo, don't think the ????? will be that important.

Tom Gilmore is too strong for the Eisen Entourage.

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Prudence will not defeat Frehley.

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

Anybody else get the feeling "Jack Giedroyc" is Joey Poison?

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

Doesn't matter if It's Ricky, Jack or Alex(I think it'll be Jack) they don't have that much overness in the US, so they won't be defeating Money any time soon.

SWF Uprising

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Waterloo University Arena (Ontario)

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

The paratroopers must job!

Donnie J vs El Duque

Don't really know here but I think Donnie may come out with the win

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

I hope you push Krustacean to be the new Lobster Warrior, which looks like you are doing that. I think Kirk has a good future.

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Edd Stone. YEAH.

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Think Darryl will win here, making him vs Nelson a clean fight, but 24/7 Partay Dudez introduce a new member or something who interferes <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" />

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

Caulfields got this.

Think this will be a surprise to Koshiro and ????? will win!

</div>

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

Croquemitaine · August 30, 2013

SWF Supreme TV

Des Davids vs Brandon James

Hero Squad vs ?????

????? vs Remo

James Prudence vs Steve Frehley

Randy Bumfhole and Valiant vs "Jack Giedroyc" and John Anderson

One of the DeColts vs Rich Money

SWF Uprising

Adrian Noelson and Ashton Barnaby vs 100% Sneaky

Donnie J vs El Duque

Krustacean Kirk vs "Bulldozer" Bryan Smith

Red Snapper vs Edd Stone

Darryl Devine © vs A-Prime - non-title match - if Devine wins, 24/7 Partay Dudez are banned from ringside at Devine vs Nelson title match at PPV

Chris Caulfield vs 24/7 Partay Dudez - handicap match

Bonus Question #1 - Which DeColt brother (on talent trade with CGC) will face Rich Money in the main event of the next Supreme TV?

A) Alex

B) Jack

C) Ricky

Bonus Question #2 - Which High Stakes rookie will NOT be in the bottom half of the first Mentor's Poll?

A) Alan Parent

B) Erick Leigh

C) Jacob Jett

D) The Architect

3rdStringPG · August 30, 2013

OOC - No backstage segments till after the next High Stakes, but I'm nonetheless making a last call for predictions...if everything goes according to schedule, Supreme TV should be up in no more than 24 hours. <img alt="

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Croquemitaine · August 31, 2013

So with the addition of Edd Stone, the Eisen Entourage now conforms to PST: Perfect Stable Theory. You have Eric as the leader/mouthpiece, Dozer as the enforcer, and Huggins/Stone as the tag team.

Rickymex · August 31, 2013

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="Croquemitaine" data-cite="Croquemitaine" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="35955" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>So with the addition of Edd Stone, the Eisen Entourage now conforms to PST: Perfect Stable Theory. You have Eric as the leader/mouthpiece, Dozer as the enforcer, and Huggins/Stone as the tag team.</div></blockquote> As most decent stables should be. Three is also a good number as it follows Sigmund Freud's structural model of the psyche as The Shield 2 is a tag team and more than 5 is over kill unless it contains various jobbers. But yeah the perfect number is 4.

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