[9000] SEGA Does What Nintendon't

[Astil]

I had fear, and it was all directed at this specific time and place. Ever since being sucked into this strange world I was bombarded with familiar and yet outlandish events. Things that once tested my sanity soon became commonplace as the days stretched into months. The craziest thing by far was that they knew me as much as I knew them.

 

I think that's how this event came to be. I was walking through a dingy office, not unlike what I would expect. Some of the old hanging lights were burnt out, creating an illusion of darkness even though it had just hit mid-day. All in all it was a completely ridiculous environment for a business meeting.

 

Then again it was to be a completely ridiculous business meeting.

 

"Aw yeah! Now this is happening!"

 

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The blue hedgehog leaped out of his blue velvet chair, causing it spin rapidly and become a blue blur. This was everything I was afraid of. He took my hand and began shaking it excitedly.

 

"I can already tell you've got some super rad idea planned out! And those steals you could bring with you, totally awesometastic! So when can you start?"

 

I wanted to say no. I wanted so badly to just try and live a normal life. I wasn't a wrestling booker, and I don't even know why all these fictional characters were A) real and B) wrestling. Still, when Sonic the Hedgehog asks you to run his company, there's really only one thing you can say...

 

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"Gotta start fast!"

[Astil]

<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">SEGA Master Combat</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Wrestlers</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Sonic the Hedgehog</span> (Owner)</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Captain LeChuck</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Crash Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Cut Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Dash Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Dr. Robotnik</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Fire Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Guts Man</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Guybrush Threepwood</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Ice Man</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">James Pond</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Mega Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Pac Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Prince of Persia</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Proto Man</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Titan Morgan</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Non-Wrestlers</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Astil the Ref</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Egoraptor</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Dr. Light</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Dr. Wily</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">JonTron</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Titles</span></p><p>

The Chaos Emeralds (Main Event Singles)</p><p>

Golden Double Genesis Controllers (Main Event Tag Tournament)</p>

[Astil]

<p>The four of them sat in the meeting room high above London. The view from up high was remarkable, but none of the men were in high spirits. They had just finished watching yet another commercial from SEGA aimed directly at there company. Nintendo Entertainment Sports was being attacked for being too child friendly, too safe, too <strong>soft.</strong> That did not sit well with any of the men.</p><p> </p><p>

<strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">"Yeah, SEGA does what Nintendon't all right...suck! Can you believe they haven't even ran a show yet and they've got a smear campaign up!?! They ****ing suck! They sucking ****! And I don't like them!"</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

The man across the table raised his eyebrow for a quick second, but then remembered this was just who this guy was. </p><p>

</p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">"They took Mega Man and all his friends. That's a real blow for us."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#696969;">"We got some of the most beloved and famous names in gaming, they got a blue hedgehog. I wouldn't be worried."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#2E8B57;">"We're concerned, and you work for us, thus you better be concerned. Run them into the ground fellas."</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#0000FF;">"With pleasure"</span></strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#696969;">"With pleasure"</span></strong></p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>

</strong><strong><span style="color:#FF0000;">"That's a-good. Meeting a-djourned."</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

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[Astil]

<p><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Nintendo Entertainment Sports</span></strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Wrestlers</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Mario</span> (Owner)</p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Big Boo</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Birdo</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Donkey Kong</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Gannondorf</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Glass Joe</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Goomba</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

King Hippo</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

King Koopa</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

King Wart</span></p><p><span style="color:#FF0000;">

Koopa</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Link</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Little Mac</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Luigi</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Princess Peach</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Princess Zelda</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Ryu Hyabusa</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Samus Aran</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Toad</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Yoshi</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Non-Wrestlers</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Angry Nintendo Nerd</span></p><p><span style="color:#0000FF;">

Doc Lewis</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#FF0000;">Nostalgia Critic</span></p><p>

<span style="color:#0000FF;">Ref-Mario</span></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Titles</span></p><p> </p><p>

Super Star (Main Event Singles) (Mario)</p><p>

Tri Force (Main Event Trios Tournament)</p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Events</span></p><p> </p><p>

Jan - NES Original</p><p>

Feb - Super NES</p><p>

Mar - NES Pocket</p><p>

Apr - NES Color</p><p>

May - NES Battle 64</p><p>

Jun - NES Advanced</p><p>

Jul - NES Gamecube</p><p>

Aug - NES Dual Strike</p><p>

Sep - NEW NES </p><p>

Oct - NES Daul Strike XL</p><p>

Nov - NES TRIPLE DESTRUCTIVE STRIKE</p><p>

Dec - NEW NES U</p>

[Astil]

<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Original NES</span></p><p> </p><p>

Mario vs. King Wart for the Super Star</p><p>

Link vs. Samus vs. Gannondorf</p><p>

Luigi & Little Mac vs. King Koopa & King Hippo</p><p>

Princess Peach vs. Birdo</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>PLUS MORE!</strong></p><p> </p><p>

<span style="text-decoration:underline;">SEGA Attitude I</span></p><p> </p><p>

Sonic vs. Dr. Robotnik for the Chaos Emeralds </p><p>

Pac Man vs. Cut Man</p><p>

Mega Man & Protoman vs. Fire Man & Ice Man</p><p>

James Pond vs. Prince of Persia vs. Titan Morgan vs. Guts Man</p><p>

Captain LeChuck & Guybrush Threepwood vs. Crash Man & Dash Man </p><p> </p><p>

There will be a prediction contest for each company, and the winner after a game year will get to select a video game character to join that company (within reason)!</p>

[Psycho Sam]

<p><strong>Mario</strong> vs. King Wart for the Super Star</p><p>

Link vs. Samus vs. <strong>Gannondorf</strong></p><p>

Luigi & Little Mac vs. <strong>King Koopa & King Hippo</strong></p><p>

Princess Peach vs. <strong>Birdo</strong></p><p> </p><p>

PLUS MORE!</p><p> </p><p>

SEGA Attitude I</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Sonic</strong> vs. Dr. Robotnik for the Chaos Emeralds </p><p>

<strong>Pac Man </strong>vs. Cut Man</p><p>

<strong>Mega Man & Protoman</strong> vs. Fire Man & Ice Man</p><p>

James Pond vs. <strong>Prince of Persia </strong>vs. Titan Morgan vs. Guts Man</p><p>

Captain LeChuck & Guybrush Threepwood vs. <strong>Crash Man & Dash Man </strong></p>

[MorenoKing24]

<p>Original NES</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Mario</strong> vs. King Wart for the Super Star</p><p>

<strong>Link</strong> vs. Samus vs. Gannondorf</p><p>

Luigi & Little Mac vs. <strong>King Koopa & King Hippo</strong></p><p>

Princess Peach vs. <strong>Birdo</strong></p><p> </p><p>

PLUS MORE!</p><p> </p><p>

SEGA Attitude I</p><p> </p><p>

Sonic vs. <strong>Dr. Robotnik</strong> for the Chaos Emeralds</p><p>

<strong>Pac Man</strong> vs. Cut Man</p><p>

<strong>Mega Man & Protoman</strong> vs. Fire Man & Ice Man</p><p>

James Pond vs. <strong>Prince of Persia</strong> vs. Titan Morgan vs. Guts Man</p><p>

Captain LeChuck & Guybrush Threepwood vs. <strong>Crash Man & Dash Man</strong></p>

[RKOwnage]

Awesome haha. I don't know if I trust that referee Astil though..guy seems like a Dangerous Danny Davis type to me

 

Original NES

 

Mario - Damn you, Hogan.

Ganondorf - We need a top heel!

King Koopa & King Hippo - Little Mac can take the loss here.

Princess Peach - Toss up.

 

PLUS MORE!

 

SEGA Attitude I

 

Dr. Robotnik

Pac Man

Mega Man & Protoman

Prince of Persia

Crash Man & Dash Man

[crayon]

Original NES

 

Mario vs. King Wart for the Super Star

Link vs. Samus vs. Gannondorf

Luigi & Little Mac vs. King Koopa & King Hippo < Koopa and Hippo be BEASTS y'all!

Princess Peach vs. Birdo

 

PLUS MORE!

 

SEGA Attitude I

 

Sonic vs. Dr. Robotnik for the Chaos Emeralds

Pac Man vs. Cut Man

Mega Man & Protoman vs. Fire Man & Ice Man

James Pond vs. Prince of Persia vs. Titan Morgan vs. Guts Man - Oh man, I can't believe I remember James Pond!

Captain LeChuck & Guybrush Threepwood vs. Crash Man & Dash Man

[Midnightnick]

<p>Original NES</p><p> </p><p>

<strong>Mario</strong> vs. King Wart for the Super Star</p><p>

Link vs. <strong>Samus </strong>vs. Gannondorf</p><p>

Luigi & Little Mac vs. <strong>King Koopa & King Hippo</strong></p><p><strong>

Princess Peach</strong> vs. Birdo</p><p> </p><p>

PLUS MORE!</p><p> </p><p>

SEGA Attitude I</p><p> </p><p>

Sonic vs. <strong>Dr. Robotnik</strong> for the Chaos Emeralds </p><p>

Pac Man vs. <strong>Cut Man</strong></p><p><strong>

Mega Man & Protoman</strong> vs. Fire Man & Ice Man</p><p>

James Pond vs. Prince of Persia vs. Titan Morgan vs. <strong>Guts Man</strong></p><p>

<strong>Captain LeChuck & Guybrush Threepwood</strong> vs. Crash Man & Dash Man</p>