(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

OctoberRaven · February 18, 2014

HIW Volume 44

Saturday Week 4 December 2020

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1764

1. Kathleen Lee had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Marek and Vigilante.

2. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Marek defeated Vigilante in 5:58 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

3. In an extremely poor match, The Karma Chameleons defeated Back Alley Mafia II in 9:35 when Karma Chameleon #2 defeated Ultra Fly by pinfall with a Double Chokeslam.

4. Emma Evans comes out and informs the Chameleons that she's heard rumors that the Karma Chameleons might actually possibly be the Elimination Agents in disguise. She informs them that the Agents have recently been reinstated to wrestle in England again... so she is going to bring the Agents back and have them face the Karma Chameleons in a #1 Contender's Match. If either team no-shows, well, that proves that the Agents have been the Chameleons all along, and that means they will be PERMENENTLY banned from wrestling in the UK for circumventing their previous ban.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler, Tony Wright and Lester White defeated Lone Wolf and Souls of Black in 9:37 when The Sheffield Grappler defeated Lone Wolf by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

6. FOG MACHINE~!

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon defeated Andrew Lee in 9:38 by submission with a Hangman's Noose.

8. Heath and Harmonic cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Ivanoff Brothers.

9. In a match that had some good action and average heat, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic in 14:50 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Soviet Missile. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 3 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Davey London.

11. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Davey London in 15:01 by pinfall with a Low Down. Jonni Lowlife makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Praise: Ivan Ivanoff, Igor Ivanoff, Andrew Lee

End of year stuff to come.

OctoberRaven · February 18, 2014

Random Roll- 41- Comedy +5

Jimmy's skills 2021

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Top Ten HIW Matches of 2020

1. Lester White d. Jonni Lowlife at Volume 41

2. Ivanoff Brothers d. Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic at Volume 44

3. Ivanoff Brothers d. Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante at Volume 43

4. Ivanoff Brothers d. Karma Chameleons, 30 Minute No DQ Iron Man at Brittania Doubles Cup

5. Jonni Lowlife d. Lester White at Volume 42

6. Sheffield Grappler and Vigilante d. Lester White and Andrew Lee at Brittania Doubles Cup

7. Murder Dragon d. Andrew Lee at Volume 44

8. Lester White d. Jimmy Razor- No Ropes Barbed Wire- Volume 40

9. Lester White d. Martin Heath at Volume 43

10. Jonni Lowlife d. Jimmy Razor at UK Cup 2020

Best of 2020 Awards:

Wrestler- Champange Lover

Company- SOTBPW

Team- Elmo Benson and Scout (?!)

Match- Xtinction d. Champange Lover

Show- SOTBPW Llamada Del Salvaje

Youngster- Bakin Sakamoto

Veteran- Rich Money

Female- DEVIL Karube

Most Improved- NWF

Indy of the Year- Stevie Stoat

Manager- Faith

Announcer- Ricardo Arias

Color- Naizen Uboshita

Ref- Okura Umeki

HIW Wrestlers in the Power 500:

Igor Ivanoff (432)

Ivan Ivanoff (429)

Big 3 At A Glance:

#1- TCW- National

World- Koshiro Ino

Tag- Nelson Callum and Rick Law

All Action- Sensational Singh

International- Danny Fonzarelli

#2- SWF- National

World- Rich Money

Tag Team- Remo and Jungle Lord (Still)

North American- Randy Bumfhole

#3- USPW- Cult

World- Chris Caufield

Tag Team- THE FOOOOOOOORCE and Java (Still!)

National- Enygma

TV- Java (Still)

Womens- Gorgon (Still)

Company Closures:

21CW

Notable Retirements:

William Hayes

Richard Eisen

Primal Rage

Ted Brady

Sean McFly

Skill DeBones

Deaths:

Ken Flannigan, Natural Causes, 53

Stunner Okazawaya, Natural Causes, 68

Jonnie Perez, Chemical Exposure, 30

OctoberRaven · February 19, 2014

HIW Volume 45

Saturday Week 4 January 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1,712

1. In an extremely poor match, Tony Wright and Back Alley Mafia II defeated Lone Wolf and Souls of Black in 5:45 when Colin Picalo defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.

2. "The Persuit of Vikings" by Amon Amarth hits as the Elimination Agents come out, seemingly confident as they wait for the Karma Chameleons...

3. "Karma Chameleon" plays... and out come two people dressed in the Karma Chameleon gear! They MUST be the Karma Chameleons! Even though they're both like 100 pounds lighter than the Chameleons we know! And one of them is black!

4. In an extremely poor match, The Elimination Agents defeated "Karma Chameleons" in 5:34 when Genocide Agent defeated Karma Chameleon #2 by pinfall with a Deicide Bomb.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Marek defeated Andrew Lee in 9:53 by pinfall with a Choke Slam.

6. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon defeated Martin Heath in 10:13 by submission with an Innocent Sin.

8. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante.

9. In a match that had some good action and average heat, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in 15:01 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Vigilante by pinfall with a Soviet Missile. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 4 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Davey London in 14:50 by submission with a Jaws of Death.

11. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Phil Harmonic.

12. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Phil Harmonic in 14:35 by pinfall with a Low Down. Jonni Lowlife makes defence number 3 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: D+

Praise: Jonni Lowlife, Phil Harmonic, Martin Heath

The fake Karma Chameleons were Notorious FREAK and Simon Ice. Figured to give them an extra payday.

thebest2427 · February 19, 2014

Died via "chemical exposure"? You sure he didn't become Super Perez or something?

OctoberRaven · February 19, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="thebest2427" data-cite="thebest2427" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Died via "chemical exposure"? You sure he didn't become Super Perez or something? <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote> It was a Kenny Death. The liquid nitrogen one.

OctoberRaven · February 19, 2014

HIW Volume 46

Saturday Week 4 February 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1499

1. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated Back Alley Mafia II, Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante and Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic in 10:22; the order of elimination was Back Alley Mafia II first, then Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante, and finally Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic.

2. FOG MACHINE~!

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon, Lester White and Lone Wolf defeated Andrew Lee, Davey London and Tony Wright in 14:56 when Murder Dragon defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Dead Drop Spike.

4. Kathleen Lee had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Marek and Jonni Lowlife.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Jonni Lowlife defeated Marek in 10:17 when Marek nearly caught him with a chokeslam, but Murder Dragon ran in, missile dropkicked him from the top rope, then hit him with Bullet Rebuttal, allowing Jonni to follow up with a Low Down for the pinfall. Jonni Lowlife makes defence number 4 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

6. The Elimination Agents cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Ivanoff Brothers.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Elimination Agents defeated The Ivanoff Brothers in 14:47 when Genocide Agent defeated Ivan Ivanoff by pinfall with a Hanging Powerslam. The Elimination Agents win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

8. Emma Evans comes out, and orders an immediate rematch, RIGHT NOW!

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers drew with The Elimination Agents in 10:30 when Ivan Ivanoff was lifted for the Deicide Bomb, then Emma Evans ran in, had the bell rang for "DVD time limit", and demanded the lights be turned off and the cameras shut off.

Grade: D

Praise: Suicide Agent, Ivan Ivanoff, Igor Ivanoff

On the HIW website, it's announced that Emma Evans has held up the Birmingham Tag Team Titles as she investigates the Elimination Agents' reinstatements with the Minister of Sport, and if all is well and proper, she will have the title situation solved by a Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder Match.

Furthermore, Emma Evans announces Murder Dragon vs Marek in a Landmine Death Match.

White Dolphin · February 19, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div> Furthermore, Emma Evans announces Murder Dragon vs Marek in a Landmine Death Match.</div></blockquote> This is a bad idea for MURDAH. Like, really bad. Like Twitch Plays Pokemon bad.

Rickymex · February 20, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="White Dolphin" data-cite="White Dolphin" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>This is a bad idea for MURDAH. Like, really bad. Like Twitch Plays Pokemon bad.</div></blockquote> Are you insulting the almighty Helix Fossil? YOU BLASPHEMER!!!

OctoberRaven · February 20, 2014

HIW Volume 47

Saturday Week 4 March 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1478

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Sheffield Grappler defeated Andrew Lee in 9:33 by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

2. The Professor had an interview hyping his team of Back Alley Mafia II taking on Souls of Black in a tag match.

3. In an extremely poor match, Souls of Black defeated Back Alley Mafia II in 5:46 when Grave Digger defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a 11th Hour.

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London, Vigilante and Lone Wolf defeated Martin Heath, Phil Harmonic and Tony Wright in 9:47 when Lone Wolf defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

5. FOG MACHIIIIIIIIIIIINE~!

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon defeated Marek in a Landmine Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch match in 5:52 by submission with a Hangman's Noose.

7. Murder Dragon takes off his mask.... OH MY GOD IT IS JIMMY RAZOR! KATHLEEN LEE IS IN SHOCK! AS ARE ALL OF US! NOBODY COULD HAVE EVER KNOWN, EVEN EMMA EVANS IS IN SHOCK! Jimmy rips the amulet off of Marek's neck and breaks it with a hammer!

8. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with The Elimination Agents.

9. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated The Elimination Agents in a Fans Bring The Weapons Ladder match in 14:42 when the Agents were about to take the belts down, so the Ivanoffs attacked the referee. The Ivanoffs then beat down the Agents and stole the case. Emma Evans slid in the ring with a ref shirt and rang the bell! The Ivanoff Brothers win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Jonni Lowlife.

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Jonni Lowlife defeated Lester White in 15:21 by pinfall with a Low Down. Jonni Lowlife makes defence number 5 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: C-

Praise: Jonni Lowlife, Lester White

Told is worthless: Marek

Marek is gone. Why? Well, he's kind of shit. Has no gas tank whatsoever, and no basics or ring psychology. Also, he bruised Jimmy's jaw with a stiff punch.

OctoberRaven · February 20, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="We are APW" data-cite="We are APW" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Murder Dragon defeated Marek in a Landmine Barbed Wire Boards Deathmatch match in 5:52 by submission with a Hangman's Noose. This DEFINITELY needs some elaboration when compared to the rest of your shows! Goodness me!</div></blockquote> Here's a real life (not barbed wire boards, but landmines) deathmatch for you to sate your need for crazy bumps: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_twCWsOPho" rel="external nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_twCWsOPho</a>

KnowYourEnemy · February 20, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Company Closures: 21CW</div></blockquote> :-) Congratulations on being the only show in town! On a serious note, did Jimmy Razor engineer the fall of his competition? Were 21CW wrestlers buried intentionally, or scheduling conflicts arraigned? Don't let this get to your head like Vince McMahon did!

OctoberRaven · February 20, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>:-) Congratulations on being the only show in town! On a serious note, did Jimmy Razor engineer the fall of his competition? Were 21CW wrestlers buried intentionally, or scheduling conflicts arraigned? Don't let this get to your head like Vince McMahon did!</div></blockquote> 1) Actually, the other yet-to-open-at-start-of-C-Verse promotions are open too, so we're not the only show in town. 2) Nah, we never hired 21CW employees 3) You don't know Jimmy Razor that well.

KnowYourEnemy · February 20, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>1) Actually, the other yet-to-open-at-start-of-C-Verse promotions are open too, so we're not the only show in town. 2) Nah, we never hired 21CW employees 3) You don't know Jimmy Razor that well.</div></blockquote> Where does HIW stand compared to the rest of British Wrestling?

OctoberRaven · February 21, 2014

<blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="KnowYourEnemy" data-cite="KnowYourEnemy" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>Where does HIW stand compared to the rest of British Wrestling?</div></blockquote> CWW and NWF are above us (but I think it's more a dead heat) and BPW below.

OctoberRaven · February 21, 2014

Our referee took a swing at Aurora backstage. I would have fired her on the spot if not for the fact that Grave Digger's doing her. I gave her one more chance.

HIW Volume 48

Saturday Week 4 April 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1607

1. We open with Emma Evans and Jimmy Razor, who first publicly fire the Elimination Agents for "constantly fixing matches". She then promises Jimmy Razor will win the English Heavyweight Title tonight, and all will be right in HIW again.

2. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Joss Thompson defeated Lone Wolf in 5:43 by pinfall with a Clean Cutter.

3. Aurora had an interview, hyping Martin Heath and Phil Harmonic, now called the Downton Abbey Express, taking on Back Alley Mafia II in a tag match.

4. In an extremely poor match, Downton Abbey Express defeated Back Alley Mafia II in 9:55 when Phil Harmonic defeated Ultra Fly by pinfall with a White Tie Special.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Darin Flynn and Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante defeated Andrew Lee, Lester White and Tony Wright in 10:30 when Darin Flynn defeated Tony Wright by submission with a Prodigal Pressure.

6. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Souls of Black.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Souls of Black in 9:47 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with their new finisher, the Hammer and Sickle (Simultaneous lariat/chop blocking axehandle). The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

8. Davey London is in the ring with a microphone. He claims that he is so good that he cannot be defeated by anyone, and so he is making an open challenge for any wrestler on the roster to face him in a singles match.

9. "Breakin The Law" covered by Motorhead plays as EDWARD F'N CORNELL answers the challenge!

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Edward Cornell defeated Davey London in 14:38 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb.

11. The Professor had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Jonni Lowlife and Jimmy Razor.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:21 by pinfall with a Crisis Cradle. Jimmy Razor wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

13. Emma Evans goes to congratulate Jimmy, but he takes a mic. He says that his contract lawyer added a stipulation to the deathmatch last month, that if he won, all of Emma Evans' shares in HIW would be transferred 50/50... to himself... and his true love: Kathleen Lee! Lee joins Jimmy in the ring as they make out in front of Emma to close the show.

Grade: C-

Praise: Jonni Lowlife, Edward Cornell, Davey London

White Dolphin · February 22, 2014

Oh man, getting blown off by Jimmy Razor. If you are a woman, thats gotta be rock bottom right there.

OctoberRaven · February 23, 2014

Ultra Fly showed up late. You'd think firing him would have made him understand the value of punctuality.

HIW Volume 49

Saturday Week 4 May 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1715

1. Kathleen Lee comes out and welcomes everyone to her first show as co-owner. She announces that Emma Evans will still have a job in HIW... as a janitor.

2. Lester White cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Davey London.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Lester White in 10:07 by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Downton Abbey Express defeated Darin Flynn and Lone Wolf in 10:21 when Martin Heath defeated Lone Wolf by pinfall with a White Tie Special.

5. The Professor, Jonni Lowlife, Colin Picalo and Ultra Fly cut a backstage promo.

6. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Mafia (Jonni Lowlife, Colin Picalo and Ultra Fly) defeated Tony Wright and Souls of Black in 9:52 when Jonni Lowlife defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Low Down.

7. In a bout that had a good crowd and some decent in-ring action, Edward Cornell defeated Andrew Lee in 10:12 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb.

8. The Ivanoff Brothers cut a promo hyping their upcoming match with Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante.

9. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in 14:37 when Igor Ivanoff defeated The Sheffield Grappler by pinfall with a Hammer and Sickle after Emma Evans, wearing a janitor's uniform, ran in and knocked Grappler over the head with a wet mop. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

10. Razor and Kathleen Lee have an interview in which they taunt Joss Thompson.

11. In a bout that had great heat and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Joss Thompson in 14:39 by pinfall with a Papercut. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

12. The crowd gives the match a standing ovation, but the Ivanoffs run in and Hammer and Sickle Jimmy Razor! Emma Evans is directing traffic as they put the boots to him to end the show.

Grade: C

Praise: Joss Thompson, Ivan Ivanoff, Igor Ivanoff

OctoberRaven · February 24, 2014

Our referee had another fight with Emma Evans, this time actually breaking one of Emma's taillights with a baseball bat.

That's it. She's fired.

Grave Digger is pissed. I don't care. If he wants to quit, he can go too.

HIW Volume 50

Saturday Week 4 June 2021

Live at the SOLD OUT Hall Green Cricket Club

1. We begin with Emma Evans, now back in a pantsuit, announcing that she will take back HIW with the Ivanoffs as her managerial clients...

2. And Kathleen Lee and Jimmy Razor come out, and Jimmy challenges Ivan Ivanoff one on one, with his title on the line!

3. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat, Lone Wolf and Tony Wright defeated Back Alley Mafia (Colin Picalo, Ultra Fly and Jonni Lowlife) in 10:29 when Lone Wolf defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

4. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Igor Ivanoff defeated Grave Digger in 6:04 by pinfall with a Soviet Missile after no-selling the RIP.

5. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Edward Cornell and Lester White defeated Darin Flynn and Andrew Lee in 9:43 when Lester White defeated Andrew Lee by submission with a Jaws of Death.

6. Aurora had an interview hyping her team of Downton Abbey Express taking on Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in a tag match.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante defeated Downton Abbey Express in 10:21 when Vigilante defeated Phil Harmonic by submission with a Boston Crab while standing on Phil Harmonic's neck

8. Davey London has an interview in which he taunts Joss Thompson.

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Joss Thompson defeated Davey London in 15:09 by pinfall with a Clean Cutter.

10. "Rus" by Arkona, the Ivanoffs theme, is played... and Jimmy Razor and Ivan Ivanoff are already fighting in the aisles to start this match!

11. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Ivan Ivanoff in 15:06 by submission with a Figure Seven. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: C

Praise: Ivan Ivanoff, Joss Thompson, Davey London

Digger injured his hips. He'll back for the next show though. Sadly.

OctoberRaven · February 27, 2014

Darin Flynn is touring Japan, so he won't be competing this month.

HIW Volume 52

Saturday Week 4 2021

Live at the SOLD OUT Hall Green Cricket Club

1. Emma Evans makes a challenge to Kathleen Lee, that the Ivanoff Brothers can beat any two competitors in HIW, and to prove it, she will make a wager against Kathleen. Kathleen can name any stipulation, but if the Ivanoffs win, Emma gets three minutes alone with Kathleen Lee, with Kathleen's hands cuffed behind her back.

2. Kathleen Lee accepts the offer, choosing Edward Cornell and Joss Thompson. She then makes the stipulation that not only will Emma Evans have to go back to being a janitor, but the Ivanoffs will have to face each other in the first round of the upcoming UK cup... and whoever wins between them will then have to immediately face a fresh opponent.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Davey London defeated Lone Wolf in 6:18 by pinfall with a fast roll up.

4. Souls of Black cut a backstage promo about the Back Alley Mafia. Ripper LeStat is replacing Darin Flynn against Tony Wright, but Grave Digger will be able to take the Mafia by himself.

5. In an extremely poor match, Back Alley Mafia II defeated Grave Digger in 6:06 when Colin Picalo defeated Grave Digger by pinfall with a Thunder Punch.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Andrew Lee defeated Lester White in 10:02 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

7. Lester White cuts a promo demandng a rematch with Andrew Lee next month.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Tony Wright defeated Ripper LeStat in 5:59 by pinfall with a Widow Maker after Grave Digger hit LeStat over the head with a chair.

9. Aurora had an interview hyping her team of Downton Abbey Express taking on Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in a tag match.

10. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante defeated Downton Abbey Express in 9:45 when Vigilante defeated Phil Harmonic by submission with a Boston Crab. Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

11. Kathleen Lee had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between her client Jimmy Razor and Jonni Lowlife.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Jonni Lowlife in 15:11 by pinfall with an A Lesson In Magic. Jimmy Razor makes defence number 4 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

13. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Edward Cornell and Joss Thompson defeated The Ivanoff Brothers in 15:24 when Edward Cornell defeated Igor Ivanoff by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb.

Grade: C

Praise: Ivan Ivanoff, Joss Thompson, Edward Cornell

OctoberRaven · February 27, 2014

HIW United Kingdom Cup 2021

Saturday Week 2 September 2021

Live at the SOLD OUT Hall Green Cricket Club

1. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Ivan Ivanoff defeated Igor Ivanoff in 15:25 by pinfall with a Red Curtain.

2. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Ivan Ivanoff defeated Davey London in 15:05 by pinfall with a Red Curtain.

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Darin Flynn defeated Vigilante and Andrew Lee in 10:13; the order of elimination was Andrew Lee first, and then Vigilante.

4. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Edward Cornell defeated The Sheffield Grappler and Ripper LeStat in 10:12; the order of elimination was Ripper LeStat first, and then The Sheffield Grappler.

5. In an extremely poor match, Lone Wolf defeated Martin Heath and Bleak in 5:31; the order of elimination was Bleak first, and then Martin Heath.

6. In an extremely poor match, Jonni Lowlife defeated Ultra Fly and Colin Picalo in 6:19; the order of elimination was Colin Picalo first, and then Ultra Fly.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Joss Thompson defeated Smiling John Smithie and Tony Wright in 9:33; the order of elimination was Smiling John Smithie first, and then Tony Wright.

8. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Jimmy Razor defeated Lester White and Grave Digger in 10:19; the order of elimination was Grave Digger first, and then Lester White.

9. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Harry Wilson defeated Phil Harmonic and Welsh Dragon in 9:57; the order of elimination was Welsh Dragon first, and then Phil Harmonic.

10. Emma Evans comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

11. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Joss Thompson defeated Lone Wolf in 9:38 by pinfall with a Clean Cutter.

12.In a match that had some good action and average heat, Harry Wilson defeated Darin Flynn in 10:08 by pinfall with a Full Metal Jacket.

13. In a bout that had great heat and good action, Edward Cornell defeated Ivan Ivanoff in 15:29 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb.

14. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Jonni Lowlife in 9:31 by pinfall with a Papercut following botched interference by Ivan Ivanoff

15. Aurora comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

16. In a bout that had great heat and great wrestling action, Edward Cornell defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:08 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. During the match we also had Ivan Ivanoff run in and attack Razor.

17. In a bout that had great heat and good action, Harry Wilson defeated Joss Thompson in 14:32 by pinfall with a Full Metal Jacket.

18. Kathleen Lee comes out and fires T-Shirts into the crowd.

19. In a bout that had great heat and good action, Edward Cornell defeated Harry Wilson in 19:32 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. Edward Cornell wins the HIW United Kingdom Cup title.

Grade: C

Praise: Harry Wilson, Eddie Cornell, Ivan Ivanoff

OctoberRaven · February 27, 2014

Lester White took a swing at a fan. I told him off.

HIW Volume 53

Saturday Week 4 September 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, Attendence 1951

1. Grave Digger cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ripper LeStat.

2. In an extremely poor match, Ripper LeStat defeated Grave Digger in 9:50 by pinfall with a Vlad's Impaler.

3. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, Davey London and Joss Thompson defeated Downton Abbey Express in 9:34 when Davey London defeated Martin Heath by pinfall with a London's Bridge.

4. The Professor, Jonni Lowlife, Ultra Fly and Colin Picalo cut a backstage promo.

5. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Darin Flynn, Lone Wolf and Tony Wright defeated Back Alley Mafia (Colin Picalo, Ultra Fly and Jonni Lowlife) in 9:56 when Darin Flynn defeated Colin Picalo by submission with a Prodigal Pressure.

6. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White defeated Andrew Lee in 10:11 by submission with a Jaws of Death.

7. Emma Evans had an interview hyping her team of The Ivanoff Brothers taking on Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in a tag match.

8. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Sheffield Grappler & Vigilante in 14:34 when Ivan Ivanoff defeated Vigilante by pinfall with a Hammer and Sickle. The Ivanoff Brothers win the HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. Kathleen Lee and Razor have an interview in which they taunt Edward Cornell.

10. In a bout that had great heat and great wrestling action, Edward Cornell defeated Jimmy Razor in 15:01 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. Edward Cornell wins the HIW English Heavyweight title.

Grade: C+

Praise: Edward Cornell, Ivan Ivanoff, Igor Ivanoff

Over the next three months, I'll be starting a tournament to declare a new title, the HIW Birmingham Young Blood title.

The first round matches will be:

Phil Harmonic vs Colin Picalo

The Sheffield Grappler vs Lone Wolf

Vigilante vs Andrew Lee

Darin Flynn vs Grave Digger

Also, Lester White sprained his ankle. He'll be back for the next show though.

BuddyGarner · February 27, 2014

Did insulting Carl Batch affect his personality? Did his relationship with you change?

OctoberRaven · February 28, 2014

Oddly no Buddy.

HIW Volume 54

Saturday Week 4 October 2021

Live at the Hall Green Cricket Club, attendence 1937

1. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Jimmy Razor, Tony Wright and Joss Thompson defeated Davey London, Martin Heath and Ripper LeStat in 14:52 when Jimmy Razor defeated Ripper LeStat by submission with a Sonnenblume after Ripper LeStat was RIP'd by Grave Digger

2. Kathleen Lee and Razor cut a backstage promo, claiming that Eddie Cornell's a fluke champion, and Jimmy Razor will be back on top very soon.

3. In an extremely poor match, Phil Harmonic defeated Colin Picalo in 6:16 by pinfall with a Flying Body Press.

4. In a bout that had solid in-ring action and average heat, The Sheffield Grappler defeated Lone Wolf in 10:08 by submission with a Texas Deathlock.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction but featured terrible wrestling, Andrew Lee defeated Vigilante in 9:56 by submission with a Choke Sleeper.

6. In a bout that had solid in-ring action but not much in the way of heat, Darin Flynn defeated Grave Digger in 10:06 by submission with a Prodigal Pressure after a distraction from Ripper LeStat.

7. The Professor had an interview hyping his team of Back Alley Mafia III taking on The Ivanoff Brothers in a tag match.

8. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Back Alley Mafia III in 14:56 when Ivan Ivanoff defeated Ultra Fly by pinfall with a Hammer and Sickle. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 1 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

9. Edward Cornell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Lester White.

10. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Edward Cornell defeated Lester White in 15:17 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. Edward Cornell makes defense number 1 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

11. Jimmy Razor slides in the ring, hitting Edward Cornell with the Papercut, then follows up with a Double Edge Press!

Grade: C+

Praise: Eddie Cornell, Lester White, Grave Digger

TLCJR4LIFE · February 28, 2014

How much money you working with these days?

OctoberRaven · March 1, 2014

I've got 400k and change.

HIW Volume 55

Saturday Week 4 November 2021

Live at the SOLD OUT Hall Green Cricket Club

1. In an extremely poor match, Grave Digger defeated Ripper LeStat in a Body Bag match in 10:25 when Ripper LeStat was zipped in.

2. With Ripper helpless, Grave Digger repeatedly splashes him, then picks up him and launches him over the ropes and through a table!

3. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Lester White, Lone Wolf and Vigilante defeated Jonni Lowlife, Martin Heath and Tony Wright in 9:50 when Lone Wolf defeated Tony Wright by pinfall with a Full Nelson Slam.

4. In a match that had some good action and average heat, Phil Harmonic defeated The Sheffield Grappler in 10:18 by pinfall with a Missile Dropkick.

5. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, Darin Flynn defeated Andrew Lee in 9:44 by submission with a Prodigal Pressure.

6. Emma Evans had an interview hyping her team of The Ivanoff Brothers taking on Back Alley Mafia II in a tag match.

7. In a match that had an average crowd reaction and some decent in-ring action, The Ivanoff Brothers defeated Back Alley Mafia II in 9:51 when Igor Ivanoff defeated Colin Picalo by pinfall with a Soviet Missile. The Ivanoff Brothers make defence number 2 of their HIW Birmingham Tag Team titles.

8. The Ivanoffs are celebrating in the ring, and the Souls of Black, apparently having settled their differences after the Body Bag match, run in and brawl with them!

9. In a bout that had a good crowd and good action, Jimmy Razor defeated Davey London in 15:22 by pinfall with a Double Edge Press.

10. Edward Cornell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Joss Thompson.

11. In a bout that had great heat and great wrestling action, Edward Cornell defeated Joss Thompson in 15:24 by pinfall with a Black Lightning Bomb. Edward Cornell makes defence number 2 of his HIW English Heavyweight title.

12. Jimmy Razor comes out, telling Edward Cornell that he will face Cornell next month, and Razor says he is so confident, that if he does not win the title, he sell his half of the company to Kathleen Lee, and then leave HIW!

Grade: C

Praise: Edward Cornell, Joss Thompson, Davey London

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