(Road To Glory) The Legend of Jimmy Razor

Big Roguey · December 17, 2013

Yes

Psycho Sam · December 17, 2013

yes

KnowYourEnemy · December 17, 2013

yes!

w4lru5 · December 18, 2013

Yes.

Pteroid · December 18, 2013

Yes!

OctoberRaven · December 18, 2013

That's five then. Application in, my next show is well after the expected response time so there will likely not be a last show if it's accepted.

OctoberRaven · December 19, 2013

(OOC Note: No move to RMW for the Razor.)

Project NEXT Payback's A Bitch

Saturday Week 4 May 2014

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendance 15

1. Carl Batch continues to try and recruit Rex Reeves

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Rex Reeves defeated Bradley Blaze in 6:19 by pinfall with a Flying Headbutt. During the match we also had Carl Batch run in and attack Blaze.

3. Emma Bitch cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

4. In an extremely poor match, Emma Bitch defeated Fuyuko Higa in 6:43 by a fast-counted pinfall from Kurt Lovenkrantz after a rollup. Emma Bitch wins the Project NEXT Women's title.

5. Jimmy The Razor gets up from the third position of commentary, taking the Women's title from the timekeeper before Kurt can get it. "Yeah, I should have seen this coming, I heard the rumors, that you and Kurt were sleeping with each other the week before the show. Sorry Emma, you don't get to be a champion by letting the ref taste your Canadian bacon. I got to talk to Carl about how exactly we're going to deal with this, but for now, let's see how well you'll afford a hotel room when you BOTH don't get paid tonight."

6. Paranoia cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JOJI.

7. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, JOJI defeated Paranoia in 7:56 by pinfall with a Joji Miracle Explosion.

8. Magwitch cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.

9. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch and Mercy Michaels defeated Brimstone and Zachary Inc in 12:28 when Mercy Michaels defeated Zachary Inc by pinfall with a Texas DDT.

10. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with The Silencer.

11. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy The Razor defeated The Silencer in 11:50 by submission with a Sonnenblume after interference from Mercy Michaels. The match also had a lot of interference: Mercy Michaels targeted Razor, Carl Batch distracted Razor, and finally Carl Batch distracted Silencer. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 6 of his Project NEXT World title.

12 Jimmy The Razor and Mercy Michaels are in the ring, and are squaring off, unhappy about something. The argument soon turns physical, and they are joined by Magwitch, Rex Reeves, Brimstone, Paranoia, Zachary Inc and JOJI for a wild brawl, with the chaos spilling out all around ringside. Eventually a number of officials and other wrestlers have to hit the ring and pull them apart before they kill each other.

Final Grade: F+

Emma Bitch told awesome, Fuyuko Higa told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.

The speech I made after the title match was actually based off of Kurt and Emma dating each other. But of course, it was only supposed to sound like a shoot. But it's not. It's a totally avant-garde thing I'm going for here. Groundbreaking.

OctoberRaven · December 19, 2013

Project NEXT Straight Outta Boston

Saturday Week 4 June 2014

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 19

1. Batch and Zachary Inc cut a backstage promo.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch defeated Zachary Inc in 8:27 by pinfall with a Stump Piledriver.

3. The Silencer cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.

4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Brimstone and Bradley Blaze defeated The Silencer and Paranoia in 8:10 when Brimstone defeated The Silencer by pinfall with an Ashes To Ashes following botched interference by Magwitch.

5. Rex Reeves cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JOJI.

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Rex Reeves defeated JOJI in 8:49 by pinfall with a Flying Headbutt. During the match we also had Carl Batch run in and attack JOJI.

7. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Mercy Michaels.

8. In an extremely poor match, Jimmy The Razor and Fuyuko Higa defeated Mercy Michaels and Emma Bitch in 11:31 when Jimmy The Razor defeated Mercy Michaels by submission with a Sonnenblume.

Grade: E-

Fuyuko told awesome, Mercy told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.

The main event had a stipulation for the Bitch/Higa rematch: Winning male member of the team became the guest referee.

w4lru5 · December 19, 2013

Out of curiosity, what's Carl Batch's morale like?

Diary's lots of fun, by the way.

OctoberRaven · December 19, 2013

(He's annoyed right now. For now...)

Fuyuko Higa flipped off Emma Bitch during the meeting, and the two actually came to blows.

Whatevs. I told Higa to chill, but I'm not going to really do anything about it. Emma threw the first punch anyway.

Project NEXT Summer of Hate

Saturday Week 4 July 2014

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 18

1. Bradley Blaze cuts a promo hyping up a match with Paranoia

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia defeated Bradley Blaze in 5:40 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

3. Carl Batch asks Rex Reeves if he wants to be managed by him, Rex blows him off.

4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Zachary Inc defeated JOJI in 9:18 by pinfall with a Credit Crunch.

5. Emma Bitch cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

6. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Emma Bitch in 5:40 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver following botched interference by Kurt Lovenkrantz. Fuyuko Higa wins the Project NEXT Women's title.

7. Magwitch cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.

8. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Brimstone and Mercy Michaels defeated Magwitch and The Silencer in 12:09 when Mercy Michaels defeated The Silencer by pinfall with a Texas DDT.

9. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rex Reeves.

10. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Rex Reeves in 11:37 by submission with a Figure Seven. During the match we also had Carl Batch turn on Reeves. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 7 of his Project NEXT World title.

Grade: F+

Rex Reeves told could do better, Fuyuko Higa praised, Carl Batch repeatedly insulted.

Paranoia has a back injury. He insists he can still wrestle, though.

Big Roguey · December 19, 2013

I like the idea of no matter what Carl Batch does, he'll get insulted for it.

"Solve world hunger?" Nope, Jimmy The Razor's still gonna be mad.

OctoberRaven · December 20, 2013

Fuyuko Higa accidentally hit Laura's car in the parking lot, and Laura is demanding Higa pay for it.

Ugh. Why is everyone picking on my sweet Fuyuko? It's called insurance, Laura!

Project NEXT Tougher Than Chuck Norris

Saturday Week 4 August 2014

Live At Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 18

1. Paranoia cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JOJI.

2. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Bradley Blaze and Paranoia defeated JOJI and The Silencer in 8:29 when Paranoia defeated The Silencer by pinfall with a Freak Out.

3. Laura Flame cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

4. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Laura Flame in 6:15 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 1 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

5. Carl Batch had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Zachary Inc and Rex Reeves.

6. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Rex Reeves defeated Zachary Inc in 7:38 by pinfall with a Flying Headbutt.

7. Magwitch cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.

8. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Brimstone defeated Magwitch in 11:52 by pinfall with an Ashes To Ashes.

9. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Mercy Michaels.

10. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Mercy Michaels in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match in 9:56 by pinfall with a Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 8 of his Project NEXT World title.

Grade: F+

Fuyuko Higa told awesome, Zachary Inc Ripped Into, Carl Batch Repeatedly Insulted

OctoberRaven · December 20, 2013

Project NEXT School of Head Drops

Saturday Wk 4 September 2010

Live At Biker's Paradise Attendence 17

1. Paranoia and The Silencer cut a promo

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Zachary Inc and Magwitch defeated Paranoia and The Silencer in 7:31 when Zachary Inc defeated The Silencer by pinfall with a Credit Crunch.

3. The Silencer attacks Paranoia in the ring, and leaves him down and out.

4. JOJI cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Bradley Blaze.

5. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, JOJI defeated Bradley Blaze in 5:33 by pinfall with a Joji Miracle Explosion.

6. Juliette King cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Juliette King in 6:07 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 2 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

8. Mercy Michaels cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rex Reeves.

9. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Rex Reeves defeated Mercy Michaels in 9:25 by pinfall with a RexPlex.

10. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Brimstone.

11. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Brimstone in 12:05 by pinfall with a Double Rainbow Deluxe. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 9 of his Project NEXT World title.

Grade: F+

Fuyuko Higa praised, Brimstone told could do better, Carl Batch repeatedly insulted

OctoberRaven · December 21, 2013

Project NEXT Devil's Night

Saturday Week 4 October 2014

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 41

1. Bradley Blaze cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Mercy Michaels.

2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Mercy Michaels defeated Bradley Blaze in 7:18 by pinfall with a Texas DDT.

3. Magwitch cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with JOJI.

4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Magwitch defeated JOJI in 7:55 by pinfall with a Stump Piledriver.

5. Bizarro cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.

6. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Bizarro in 5:55 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 3 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

7. The Silencer cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Paranoia.

8. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Rex Reeves and The Silencer defeated Brimstone and Paranoia in 11:47 when The Silencer defeated Brimstone by pinfall with a Drop Zone.

9. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Zachary Inc.

10. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Zachary Inc in a Flaming Tables match in 10:10 when Zachary Inc was put through a table with a Papercut. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 10 of his Project NEXT World title.

Grade: F+

Fuyuko Higa told awesome, Zachary Inc told could do better, Carl Batch verbally eviscerated.

You know what, to hell with Carl. I'm going to give him a new gimmick. In fact, every show, he'll have a new gimmick.

OctoberRaven · December 21, 2013

So Carl Batch bought out Rocky Mountain Wrestling, and got some of their workers on provisional contracts.

Let's see who he got...

OMG ASH CAMPBELL. SO IN. He'll be an Extremist.

Rhino Umaga?! OMFG OMFG YES! He'll be a great Wild Man

Sammy The Shark? Wasn't he a NYCW guy? Eh. Give him a tryout I guess, make him a Gambler.

Another NYCW guy, Tennessee Williams... yeah, give him a tryout too, why not. Make him a redneck.

And a rookie named Edward Rock. Never heard of him before either. Guess I can give him a tryout too. Make him a Biker or something.

Carl's still an ass though...

Project NEXT Souls of Black

Sunday Week 4 November 2014

Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence 28

1. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Edward Rock defeated Mercy Michaels in 5:47 by pinfall with a Summer Spike.

2. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Sammy The Shark defeated Tennessee William in 11:35 by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole.

3. Paranoia has an interview in which he taunts The Silencer.

4. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia defeated The Silencer in 6:06 by pinfall with a Freak Out.

5. Zachary Inc and Batch cut a backstage promo, with Batch dressed like Marilyn Manson on the cover of "Smells Like Children"

6. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Rhino Umaga, Brimstone and JOJI defeated Rex Reeves, Zachary Inc and Bradley Blaze in 11:47 when Rhino Umaga defeated Bradley Blaze by submission with a Samoan Crab.

7. Rhino Umaga then grabs a chair, smacking Inc and Reeves with it, setting up a table and Rhino Charging Blaze right through it!

8. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Bonnie Clyde in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 10:02 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 4 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

9. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ash Campbell.

10. In an extremely poor match, Ash Campbell defeated Magwitch and Jimmy The Razor in a Death Metal Ladder Match match in 14:39 when Ash Campbell retrieved the item. Ash Campbell wins the Project NEXT World title.

11. Ash Campbell is heading back down the aisle after his match. As he reaches the stage he gets attacked by Rhino Umaga, who came out of nowhere. Rhino proceeds to powerbomb Campbell right off the stage, through a table and onto a bunch of equipment. As Rhino Umaga looks on smiling, Ash Campbell is stretchered out with a neck brace on.

Grade: E-

Ash Campbell praised (OMG PSDUB) Rhino Umaga praised (ZOMG GCG), Carl Batch repeatedly insulted (YOU SUCK YOU SELLOUT)

So let's see....

Ash and Rhino are in of course. Edward Rock kinda sucked, so he's gone. Williams.... I hate his ugly face, but he's in. Sammy too I guess.

Bradley Blaze, Mercy Micheals, The Silencer, and.... I dunno. Rex Reeves. Yeah, I'll cut Rex. He's always been jealous of me and my awesome finishers.

Hurt my tailbone doing a ladder bump through a glass panel. Totes worth it. I'll be back in December...

Or rather...

MURDER DRAGON WILL RISE~!

OctoberRaven · December 22, 2013

Project NEXT Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Saturday Week 4 2014

Live at Bikers Paradise, Attendance 48

1. Ash Campbell is on the stage, welcoming the crowd and getting them hyped for the show, and for his match with Sammy the Shark. When he turns around... RHINO CHARGE! Rhino Umaga went right out of the curtains! Umaga gets up and looks at the crowd before heading to the back.

2. JOJI and Paranoia cut a backstage promo.

3. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Brimstone and Magwitch defeated JOJI and Paranoia in 8:45 when Magwitch defeated Paranoia by pinfall with a Stump Piledriver.

4. Tennessee William cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Rhino Umaga.

5. In an extremely poor match, Rhino Umaga defeated Tennessee William in 5:34 by pinfall with a Rhino Charge.

6. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Claire Winters.

7. In an awful match that was completely devoid of heat, Fuyuko Higa defeated Claire Winters in 5:58 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 5 of her Project NEXT Women's title.

8. Batch and Zachary Inc cut a backstage promo, Batch dressed like Andy Worhol

9. Murder Dragon makes an elaborate entrance, complete with FOG MACHINE~!

10. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Murder Dragon defeated Zachary Inc in 7:50 by pinfall with a Bullet Rebuttal.

11. Sammy The Shark cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ash Campbell.

12. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Sammy The Shark in 12:24 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press. Ash Campbell makes defence number 1 of his Project NEXT World title.

13. And here comes Rhino Umaga! Grabbing Ash and picking him up, running him to a propped up table, driving him through it! He then puts the World Title belt on the unconsious Ash's shoulder as he leaves the ring with the champ laying in a heap.

Grade: E

Speech: Ash told awesome, Umaga told awesome, Carl Batch insulted

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Top Ten Matches of 2014

1. Emma Bitch d. Fuyuko Higa at Paybak's A Bitch

2. Fuyuko Higa d. Maria Guest at Not Safe For Work

3. Fuyuko Higa d. Laura Flame at Thougher Than Chuck Norris

4. Fuyuko Higa d. Bizzaro at Devil's Night

5. Ash Campbell d. Sammy The Shark at Dreaming of a Red Christmas

6. Fuyuko Higa d. Juliette King at School of Head Drops

7. Fuyuko Higa d. Claire Winters at Dreaming of a Red Christmas

8. Fuyuko Higa d. Mary Beth Chase at Baby New Year Must Die

9. Fuyuko Higa d. Emma Bitch at Summer of Hate

10. Sammy The Shark d. Tennesse William at Souls of Black

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Jimmy Razor's All Time Top 10:

1. Jimmy The Razor and Fuyuko Higa d. Mercy Michaels and Emma Bitch at Straight Outta Boston

2. Ash Campbell d. Magwith and Jimmy The Razor in a Death Metal Ladder Match at Souls of Black

3. Extreme Battle Royal at Violence Is Golden

4. Jimmy The Razor d. The Silencer at Payback's A Bitch

5. Jimmy The Razor d. JOJI in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch at Boycotted By Alan Moore

6. Jimmy The Razor d. Mercy Michaels in a No Ropes Barbed Wire match at Tougher Than Chuck Norris

7. Jimmy The Razor d. Rex Reeves at Summer of Hate

8. Jimmy The Razor d. Brimstone at School of Head Drops

9. Jimmy The Razor d. Rex Reeves at 'MERICA

10. Jimmy The Razor d. Rex Reeves at Baby New Year Must Die

Random Skill Roll: "You're A Natural" +15 to refereeing (Now at 20)

Power 500 Ranking: N/A

2014 Awards

Wrestler of the Year: Duane Stone

Company of the Year: NOTBPW

Team of the Year: Steve DeColt and Johnny Bloodstone

Match of the Year: Steve DeColt d. Dan Stone Jr.

Show of the Year: NOTBPW Winter War 2014

Youngster of the Year: Jay Chord

Vet of the Year: Bryan Vessey

Female of the Year: Yuma Maruma

Most Improved Company: SAISHO

Indy Wrestler of the Year: Canadian Dragon

Manager of the Year: Emma Chase

Announcer of the Year: Ricardo Arias

Color Commentator of the Year: Emma Chase

Ref of the Year: Okura Umeki

Big Three At A Glance:

#1 SWF- National

World Champ- Christian Faith

Tag Team- Hero Squad (Jungle Lord and Captain Atomic)

National: Marat Khlokov

#2 TCW- National

World Champ: Bryan Vessey

Tag Team: Sammy Bach and Danny Fonzarelli

International: Rick Law

All Action: Chance Fortune

#3 USPW- Cult

World Champ: James Justice

Tag Team: The Force and Jumbo Jackson

National: Java

TV: T-Rex

Womens: Gorgon

Notable Retirements:

Yoshifusa Maeda

Idaho Punisher

Geordie Jimmy Morris

Ron Greenhorn

Larry Wood

Helen Earth

Company Deaths:

PWC

GSW

RMW

Worker Deaths:

Frenchie Marcel, Age 72

Sadaharu Jimbo, Age 72

HalloWarped (Car Accident), Age 23

Rip Chord, Age 65

Tokio Shizuma (Regen) (Wood Chipper Accident), Age 19

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TWO WILD JOB OPENINGS APPEAR~!

WEXXV need a new booker, as does SAW

So this will be a three part question process:

1) Should I apply for WEXXV?

2) Should I apply for SAW?

3) If I get accepted for both, which should I choose?

Same rules except each individual choice gets it's own counter. If there's a tie after 24 hours, I will break the tie with my personal choices: (Yes, Yes, SAW)

Rickymex · December 22, 2013

1) Should I apply for WEXXV? Yes. Murder Dragon would fit in Japan.

2) Should I apply for SAW? No.

3) If I get accepted for both, which should I choose? WEXXV.

shawn_waters · December 22, 2013

1) Should I apply for WEXXV? No

2) Should I apply for SAW? Yes!!

3) If I get accepted for both, which should I choose? SAW!!

Pteroid · December 22, 2013

1. Yes

2. Yes

3. SAW

Also: Noooo, HalloWarped ;_;

w4lru5 · December 22, 2013

1) Should I apply for WEXXV? Yes

2) Should I apply for SAW? Yes

3) If I get accepted for both, which should I choose? SAW

Psycho Sam · December 22, 2013

Yes

Yes

SAW

OctoberRaven · December 22, 2013

Vote count:

Apply For WEXXV:

Yes 4

No 1

Apply For SAW

Yes 4

No 1

Which should I want more?

WEXXV 1

SAW 4

Note: If any of these questions reach 5 and the others don't, I'll consider the questions that reach five as confirmed and count only votes for the unconfirmed ones.

Big Roguey · December 22, 2013

YES YES YES to SAW! A PG Murder Dragon!

No to WEXXV, Japan is a scary place.

You should want SAW more. A chance to bring xtreme Jimmy Razor comedy to the foreground.

OctoberRaven · December 22, 2013

Okay, that's five for SAW and SAW priority.

So just vote YES or NO for if I should apply for Warrior Engine XXV.

KnowYourEnemy · December 22, 2013

Yes, Apply to Warrior Engine Next as well. You're much more likely to get SAW anyway.

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