OctoberRaven Posted January 3, 2014 Author Share Posted January 3, 2014 <p><strong>Project NEXT Oppan Boston Style</strong></p><p> Saturday Week 4 July 2016</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 56</p><p> </p><p> 1. Newest Project NEXT member Extreme Deluxe comes out, and talks about his surviving his recent cocaine overdose. He vowed to work harder, train harder, and fight harder then he ever had before.</p><p> 2. In an extremely poor match, Sammy Ford defeated Extreme Deluxe in 12:15 by pinfall with an Ace In The Hole after JD Morgan ran in and attacked Deluxe with a chair.</p><p> 3. The Establishment continue their assault, and Director Gregg gives him a warning. If he wants to stay in Project NEXT, he will OBEY the Establishment.</p><p> 4. Carl Batch had an interview hyping his team of Money To Burn taking on Paranoia and Tennessee William in a tag match.</p><p> 5. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia and Tennessee William defeated Money To Burn in 7:43 when Paranoia defeated Brimstone by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p> 6. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Candy Floss.</p><p> 7. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Candy Floss in 5:34 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa wins the Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 8. Magwitch cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Ash Campbell.</p><p> 9. In an extremely poor match, Ash Campbell defeated Magwitch in 12:16 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.</p><p> 10. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Irwin Gutmann.</p><p> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Irwin Gutmann in a Light Tubes and Glass Panels Deathmatch match in 15:01 by submission with a Sonnenblume. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 10 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> </p><p> Grade: E-</p><p> Speech: Ash Campbell told awesome, Irwin Gutmann told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.</p><p> ----</p><p> Yeah, I hired Extreme Deluxe. He had a cocaine overdose over the holidays, after which I gave him a ring, because I'm a fan of his. We agreed that maybe if he had regular work he wouldn't fall back on drug abuse.</p><p> </p><p> Problem is, I'm starting to regret it. He can't work for shit now, and he's not willing to do any bumps anymore.</p><p> </p><p> Well, he's less crappy than Zachary Inc at least. I'll figure out something for him.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 <p>JERK'S UNITE!!!! <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/tongue.png.ceb643b2956793497cef30b0e944be28.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> I betcha Carl's used to worthlessness by now. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/wink.png.686f06e511ee1fbf6bdc7d82f6831e53.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="OctoberRaven" data-cite="OctoberRaven" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div><strong>Project NEXT Oppan Boston Style</strong><p> Saturday Week 4 July 2013</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 56</p><p> .</p></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Jimmy The Razor has a time machine?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 <p><strong>A WILD MHW APPEARS~!</strong></p><p> </p><p> Should I the job?</p><p> </p><p> Usual rules, YES or NO. Tiebreaker will be NO.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 <strong>nooo</strong> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 **** it, MHW needs to know that Schrodinger's Cat is Dead! YES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 4, 2014 Author Share Posted January 4, 2014 <p>Votes:</p><p> </p><p> 1 No</p><p> 1 Yes</p><p> </p><p> Tiebreaker: No</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebest2427 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Why not let it fly? (Yes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 yay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Michigan Hero Wrestling? Definately a yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Michigan Hero Wrestling? Definately a yes I don't care that isn't its proper name but by god it is now. A promotion filled with MichiganHeroGuys such as Alan Parent, Monday Next and Brilliant White. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 5, 2014 Author Share Posted January 5, 2014 Yes wins, we'll see if this is the one that pans out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I don't care that isn't its proper name but by god it is now. A promotion filled with MichiganHeroGuys such as Alan Parent, Monday Next and Brilliant White. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> I'd pay to see it. <img alt=":)" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlightning Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 <blockquote data-ipsquote="" class="ipsQuote" data-ipsquote-username="MichiganHero" data-cite="MichiganHero" data-ipsquote-contentapp="forums" data-ipsquote-contenttype="forums" data-ipsquote-contentid="37229" data-ipsquote-contentclass="forums_Topic"><div>I don't care that isn't its proper name but by god it is now. A promotion filled with MichiganHeroGuys such as Alan Parent, Monday Next and Brilliant White. <img alt=":D" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></div></blockquote><p> </p><p> Wait you mean it's not really Michigan Hero Wrestling?</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 6, 2014 Author Share Posted January 6, 2014 <p>(No luck with MHW)</p><p> </p><p><strong> Project NEXT To Beyond and Infinity</strong></p><p> Saturday Week 4 September 2016</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 50</p><p> </p><p> 1. Brimstone cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Extreme Deluxe.</p><p> 2. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Extreme Deluxe defeated Brimstone in 7:51 by pinfall with a 460 Degree Splash.</p><p> 3. Roxy Kitten had an interview hyping her team of Musical Chairs taking on Magwitch and Zachary Inc in a tag match.</p><p> 4. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Musical Chairs defeated Magwitch and Zachary Inc in 9:43 when Irwin Gutmann defeated Magwitch by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p> 5. Lora Washington cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Fuyuko Higa.</p><p> 6. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Lora Washington in 5:43 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 1 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 7. Ash Campbell has an interview in which he taunts Sammy Ford.</p><p> 8. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Sammy Ford and JD Morgan defeated Ash Campbell in 9:56 when JD Morgan defeated Ash Campbell by submission with a Cross Atlantic Stretch after Extreme Deluxe ran in and hit Ash with a steel chair.</p><p> 9. JD Morgan, Sammy Ford, and Extreme Deluxe attack Ash Campbell in the ring, and leave him down and out.</p><p> 10. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Paranoia.</p><p> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Paranoia in 12:10 by pinfall with a Manhattan Project. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 11 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> </p><p> Grade: E-</p><p> </p><p> Speech: Ash Campbell told awesome, JD Morgan told awesome, Carl Batch told worthless.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 8, 2014 Author Share Posted January 8, 2014 <p>Brimstone is gone. I decided not to renew his contract.</p><p> </p><p> Partly because he's friends with Carl Batch.</p><p> </p><p> Okay mostly.</p><p> </p><p> Okay, entirely.</p><p> </p><p> <strong>Project NEXT Spooky Stuff</strong></p><p> Saturday Week 4 October 2016</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise. Attendence: 58</p><p> </p><p> 1. Carl Batch had an interview hyping the upcoming singles match between his client Zachary Inc and DJ Paradox.</p><p> 2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, DJ Paradox defeated Zachary Inc in 5:36 by pinfall with a Paralyser.</p><p> 3. Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me have an interview in which they taunt Musical Chairs.</p><p> 4. In an extremely poor match, Musical Chairs defeated Can't Sleep Clowns Will Eat Me in 9:49 when Irwin Gutmann defeated Magwitch by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p> 5. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Kate Lilly.</p><p> 6. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Fuyuko Higa defeated Kate Lilly in 5:57 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 2 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 7. Ash Campbell cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Extreme Deluxe.</p><p> 8. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Extreme Deluxe in 9:38 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.</p><p> 9. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Sammy Ford.</p><p> 10. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated Sammy Ford in 12:05 by pinfall with a Rainbow Bridge. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 12 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> 11. Jimmy The Razor is celebrating his victory in the ring. DJ Paradox runs in and attacks, beating Razor down into the mat.</p><p> </p><p> Grade: E</p><p> Ash told aweome, JD told awesome, Deluxe ripped into.</p><p> </p><p> ---------</p><p> WARRIOR ENGINE HAS A JOB OPENING!</p><p> </p><p> Should I take it? Usual rules, tiebreaker will be a YES.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 9, 2014 Author Share Posted January 9, 2014 Yes it is, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 10, 2014 Author Share Posted January 10, 2014 <p><strong><em>Project NEXT Bloody Sunday</em></strong></p><p> Sunday Week 4 November 2016</p><p> Live at Biker's Paradise, Attendence: 57</p><p> </p><p> 1. Paranoia cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with Extreme Deluxe.</p><p> 2. In an absolutely wretched bout that was devoid of action or heat, Paranoia defeated Extreme Deluxe in 7:54 by pinfall with a Freak Out.</p><p> 3. Paranoia is heading back down the aisle after his match. As he reaches the stage he gets attacked by DJ Paradox, who came out of nowhere, and DDTs him on the floor. Then dances.</p><p> 4. Magwitch cuts a backstage promo.</p><p> 5. In a terrible match that had some truly awful wrestling, Musical Chairs defeated Magwitch and Zachary Inc in 8:10 when Irwin Gutmann defeated Zachary Inc by submission with a Tiger Sleeper.</p><p> 6. Fuyuko Higa cuts a promo hyping up her upcoming match with Glorious Gloria.</p><p> 7. In an extremely poor match, Fuyuko Higa defeated Glorious Gloria in 9:35 by pinfall with a Higa Green Driver. Fuyuko Higa makes defence number 3 of her Project NEXT Women's title. </p><p> 8. Sammy Ford has an interview in which he taunts Ash Campbell.</p><p> 9. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Ash Campbell defeated Sammy Ford in 15:01 by pinfall with a Shooting Star Press.</p><p> 10. Jimmy The Razor cuts a promo hyping up his upcoming match with DJ Paradox.</p><p> 11. In a bout that had a good crowd but featured terrible wrestling, Jimmy The Razor defeated DJ Paradox in a Barbed Wire Tables match in 11:55 when DJ Paradox was put through a table with a Double Edge Press. Jimmy The Razor makes defence number 13 of his Project NEXT World title. </p><p> </p><p> Grade E</p><p> </p><p> Sammy Ford Told Awesome, Ash Campbell Told Awesome, Extreme Deluxe Told Worthless</p><p> </p><p> <strong><em>NEW POLL:</em></strong></p><p> </p><p> I'm fairly certain Jimmy is going to be fired in January.</p><p> </p><p> So.</p><p> </p><p> Should Jimmy:</p><p> </p><p> 1) Try to burn Project NEXT to the ground in an orgy of overspending</p><p> 2) Hold a crazy three-night tournament</p><p> 3) Book himself to literally beat everyone in the company</p><p> 4) Book normally.</p><p> </p><p> Standard procedure, first to five wins. Tie will be broken by RANDOM.org</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Dolphin Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 I'd be hype to see the tournament personally. Give Alan Parent a ring, he needs work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickymex Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 <p><strong>3) Book himself to literally beat everyone in the company</strong></p><p> </p><p> Make as many enemies as possible.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Sam Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 <p>I want to go with 1 & 3 at the same time. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/biggrin.png.929299b4c121f473b0026f3d6e74d189.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p><p> </p><p> If I had to choose one, I'd go with 3. <img alt="" data-src="//content.invisioncic.com/g322608/emoticons/smile.png.142cfa0a1cd2925c0463c1d00f499df2.png" src="<___base_url___>/applications/core/interface/js/spacer.png" /></p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Roguey Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 Hold the three night tournament but with an element of number one, make it a trios tournament. With Team The Razor going over with his team of himself, Alan Parent & his UK counterpart The Scotsman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 10, 2014 Author Share Posted January 10, 2014 So that's 2 for a tournament, 2 for Razor beats everyone. Little under 10 hours left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 <p>I rolled 1-1000 in Random.org, 1-500 for Tournament, 501-1000 for Razorberging.</p><p> </p><p> The result: 425. Tournament wins.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OctoberRaven Posted January 11, 2014 Author Share Posted January 11, 2014 <p>Tournament Brackets:</p><p> </p><p> Night 1:</p><p> Jimmy The Razor vs Matt Hocking</p><p> Acid II vs Kirk Jameson</p><p> DJ Paradox vs Hugh De Aske</p><p> Findlay O'Farraday vs Tennessee William</p><p> </p><p> Night 2:</p><p> Knuckles vs Mean Jean Cattley</p><p> Irwin Gutmann vs Magwitch</p><p> Sammy Ford vs Citizen X</p><p> Paranoia vs Ash Campbell</p><p> </p><p> Night 3:</p><p> F1 vs F2</p><p> F3 vs F4</p><p> F5 vs F6</p><p> F7 vs F8</p><p> </p><p> Q1 vs Q2</p><p> Q3 vs Q4</p><p> </p><p> S1 vs S2</p><p> </p><p> EDIT- Oh, and Jimmy The Razor has vowed to defend his title every match he's in.</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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